Relaxation Day

Full transcript of Relaxation Day on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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snake babes, and bonobo hotties. It is so hot, isn't it? Oh, yes indeed. It's sweltering here in Bonoboville, and we're going to have a hot show with all you children of sex,

because we all are children of sex. We may or may not be children of God or the goddess or the snake. But we do know we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen?

Amen! Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to the Dr. Susan Block Speakeasy Cathedral in Bonoboville, L.A. Yes indeed, we are broadcasting live from the womb room and I'm in bed with the lovely Leila Blue

and my snake Eve, who is currently curled around, Leila Blue. I am wearing blue for Leila Blue, a turquoise blue, and she doesn't have a microphone, but we'll get her one soon, maybe. Somebody will, if you can get up off of your keister, after all.

It is relaxation day, night, and we are relaxing. Yes indeed, here on the Dr. Susan Block Show. In fact, some of our guests are so relaxed they haven't even gotten here, actually. They're just so, so relaxed, but Leila is not that relaxed.

You're here, and you know you haven't been here for a while. It's the return of Leila Blue. Let's hear it. Yeah, is it working?

Oh, there it is. Yeah, it's been a good few months. One was last summer, spring equinox, right? Yeah.

Fire breathing, wax, beatings, all sorts of fun stuff. Yes, yes, you were quite the victim, the sacrificial spring lamb, I think. You were waxed on, and beaten, and whipped, and you seemed to like it. It was fun.

Yeah, you enjoy that, you enjoy a little pain. You know, it's really fun that you say sacrificial lamb, because actually when I was in a two-month, oh there we go, when I was in a two-month survival program, I actually was given the name Vibrant Dawn of the sacrificial lamb.

See, I knew that was you. Vibrant Dawn of the sacrificial lamb. Yep, we had trail names, because we were basically, it was like living like natives, and so we had trail names, and mine was because I was very selfless,

and there was this one girl, she was tiny, adorable, I'm not going to say her name, but she was getting- Tiny, adorable. Yes.

That wasn't me, no. Close enough, right? But she actually was getting dragged down the river, and I jumped in, and I made sure she didn't get dragged away.

There was just a brand of things here and there, so it was really meaningful, because the girls themselves actually got together. You're my hero, or my heroine. Well, you never know.

Anyway, we're so happy to have you back. What have you been up to, since we saw your last spring? Well, I went up north for a while, took a little vacation, and I am now back in LA.

I am actually working right now on dancing. A vacation. Yes, a vacation out in the woods. You know, tonight's subject is relaxation, which rhymes with vacation.

Yes, it does. And these pants are very interesting. I call them pants, but what the hell are you wearing here? She is all ripped up, and it's hot.

If you're listening or watching us live in LA right now, El Nino is breathing his hot, boy breath all over us. And so Layla just cut her pants up. Pretty sexy.

And I have like what, nylon? Can you stand up and show off? Oh, and of course I have. It can hold the snake, too.

And look at these shoes. In honor of our guest that is too relaxed to show up, whose name we will not mention. But wow, wow, wow, wow.

Those are dangerous looking footwares you got there. Yes, indeed. Woo, I don't want to like accidentally have you step on my foot. Oh, and the shark, too.

Believe me, I cannot crouch down. They stab my ass, and it doesn't feel good. Woo. Oh, right, right.

If you want to sit on your foot or something, right? You can't, right? But looking good, Layla blue. Not that you weren't looking good before,

but you are looking a little better. All right, I feel better. Yeah? What's making you feel better?

Cutting out a lot of negativity in my life. More orgasms? Actually, less sex. Less sex.

But on the bright side, less negativity in my life. That's the part I'm happy about. Well, you know, sex is not always positive. That's why I have a little bit of a trouble

with the whole term sex positive. Because some of it isn't so positive. But you know, you got to deal with it all when you're a therapist like me.

True. And a great one at that. Oh, well, thank you. Although, you know, she has not been my patient.

No, I have not. I just know, you know, just from talking to her, I can tell. I mean, come on, you've had the show gone for how long now?

Well, if longevity is a sign of greatness, I am truly great. You are, yes. So you, on the other hand,

are just newborn into this world. What are you, 19 yet? My birthday is coming up, actually. October?

Wow. So still 18. Not allowed to drink. Put away the Ron to Jeremy Ron.

But you are allowed to have sex. But you're not. You feel like you need a period of withdrawal from sex. I've had a period of withdrawal from a lot of things.

No drugs though. I don't do drugs though. Don't worry about that. Right.

So you don't have to withdraw from that. But I just haven't really had people I'm interested in. So I'm just doing me, focusing on me. It's working.

Okay. And are you modeling? I am. I am currently am kind of thinking about, you know,

doing a little more, looking for some more work, expanding my horizons a bit. I'm also thinking about trying,

you know, a lot of different things. I do want to start performing more often. I, for some parish parties, there was a event called debauchery.

It's a monthly sensory indulgence. I actually performed there last time. There was a poll on a rotating stage. And I have to say,

I think I was pretty much the big part of the crazy night. You were on a poll, you were pole dancing. Yes, pole dancing on a rotating stage. People were sitting on the stage with me.

They were wanting to hang out with me and everyone's giving me money. I got some 20s. Well, I don't blame them for wanting to hang out with you.

Yeah, absolutely. Evie wants to hang out with you, but she's kind of getting tied up in there. She wants in my hair.

Yeah, so we're going to pull her out of there. She is kind of half shedding. She's relaxing for relaxation day and didn't even do a full shed.

Yeah, but she's our girl here in the garden of Eden where we're broadcasting live with Leila Blue on relaxation day night. You know, relaxation is very important.

My wolf called out again. Yes, yes. You have a wolf on your leg. We have a wolf on our sound effects.

Yeah, I remember. Actually, was it last time we were making that joke that it was my wolf? Or was it the time before that?

I didn't know it was your wolf. I kind of thought it was my wolf. But oh, oh, no, I mean the sound. Oh, yes, the tattoo is yours.

And the how? You know, you're all wolf and woman. There was one point where we went along with it where my wolf was howling every time it happened.

That's right. Okay. Well, it can just be our wolf baby. Our wolf baby.

Well, we'd have to have sex to have a wolf baby. Okay. Who's the wolf? So it sounds like you have some fantasies about wolves.

No, I don't. But I do like the jokes. You like the jokes? I do like the jokes.

Yeah. Okay. I'm not I'm not much of a furry. I don't care if other people are.

I'm not judgmental. It's just not really my thing. But you do have a dog. Not anymore.

Oh, dog is gone. Yeah. He's re-homed. Well, I entrusted him with someone for a bit

and they completely blocked me on everything and kind of run off with my dog. Oh, gosh. Well, I'm so sorry.

I'm just hoping he's okay. That's all I care about. I'm hoping he's okay too. I'm hoping he's relaxing the relaxation day.

So you should relax. And we can't give you any alcohol to relax. So what do you do to relax? What do I do to relax?

Let's see. Well, honestly, I just dance a lot. So then after that, I'm tired and I can just chill, do my thing, sit, hang out with my friends

or just kind of browse the internet. Internet shopping is always a good one. Okay. We can't do any internet shopping on this show

because, you know, it's old fashioned that way. It's not like we have a computer right in front of us. But certainly, you could dance. I could.

It's just such a shame. There's no pole right here. I know. We're going to get a pole.

We're going to get a pole. I'm going to move the snake away. Oh, one more. Look who's here.

Our friend, Justin. Jux Lee of Jux Leather Enterprises and of Cannabelli. And so we're here in the Garden of Eden

broadcasting live from Bonoboville. And actually, if you want to give us a call, our number is 310-568-0066. And there is Captain Max.

Good evening. Hi. I hear some of our guests are missing in action. They're too relaxed.

Very relaxed. It's a relaxing evening. Relax. They're camera ready, but they're so relaxed it couldn't move.

You know, that's the problem with this holiday. It's a little, you know, kind of lazy, I guess. And, you know, it was hard to be fully relaxed and celebrating the holiday

and at the same time getting ready for the show. So, you know, they got so relaxed that they didn't get here. But you, on the other hand, like to relax by putting out lots of energy.

And then... And you know what? That is really a great way to relax. Because if you just start out relaxed,

there's nowhere to go. Plus, you know, it's like when you get too much sleep and then you're tired after that. You just feel like crap.

But if you just, you know, spend some energy first and then you relax, it feels so much better. And, you know, for sex, I know you're not having sex. Right now.

Everyone right now can fantasize about Leila Blue and how horny she must be since she's not having sex. And even though she doesn't think she needs any, maybe some of you think she does.

But, yeah, good sex kind of requires a combination of relaxation and excitement. Oh, I love getting those massages with oils, candlelight. It's a good relaxation.

Massages with the oils. Oh, yeah. You know, we have a professional masseuse here. Is it who I'm thinking?

Do you remember Chelsea Bonobo? Miss Raul over here. She has come to your aid when you were wounded once. Oh, yep.

It's not there anymore. You know, I'm glad about that. It just kept getting ripped up. It just kept getting ripped up.

That when you were spanked with the whisp. Every time with floggers. Every time. Ripped right out.

Ripped right out. Ow. Just scars now. Okay.

Well, it looks good. It looks like cleavage. It's fun to me. Yeah.

Right, right, right. All right. So, Chelsea, come on. Do a little walk around.

She's got a very sexy little. A very Bonobo-like monkey bikini. Bonobo-like although it's more of a chimp. I think it's a Paul Frank chimp.

There she is. And it's a bikini here. Turn around. Turn around.

Show off the bikini. There she is in her sneakers yet. Thank you, sir. So, here we are, ladies.

All right. We are celebrating Relaxation Day. Very, very relaxed. Now, we don't have a stripper pole for you.

Sorry about that. We will get one soon. In fact, one of our members is supposed to get us one. We won't say who.

I think he's a little too relaxed to get the stripper pole. Well, if he's watching, you know, I would probably end up, you know, at least asking to be here the first time it's on the show. And I would give a nice little show.

I know. I'd do some fun tricks. And you never know. Maybe I'd even do a little sharp tease or more.

Did you hear that, Dr. Henry? You do. And also, I would be glad to give you some relaxation massage, Leila, along with maybe a little paddling for not having sex lately.

I mean, if you insist. But I'm in the same boat. So, oh well. What?

Maybe we could do a little role play. She hasn't had sex lately. Not for the same reasons. Or maybe they are the same reasons.

I'm in shock. Yeah, they are. They are the same. Leila.

All right. Leila, look at this. Both of you are not having any sex because you're feeling burned. Focusing on ourselves and not on.

And she has no one that she said, I think you said that no one that you really liked was there. Yeah, I just don't really have a deeper interest in anyone at this current given moment.

I mean, there is, you know, a general interest. Max is clearing his throat as though he would like to know if he would be interested in himself. No, no, no.

I was just thinking about the deeper interest. That's all. Deeper interest. Someone that she would have a deeper.

Deeper. Well, I've got to have a deeper interest if I want them to go deeper, right? That's correct.

That's what I was getting to. He was interested in the deeper. The deeper, the better, you know. Because it doesn't hurt too bad.

But Layla or even superficial interest, right? It's like, okay. How could you not have a superficial interest in Layla? Oh, I know.

No, no, that's not the problem. But, you know, I know deep interest. That's what you want if you want sex, but with another person, but sex isn't just with another person.

Sex is who you are. So have you been doing, you know, your healthful quota of masturbation? Honestly, I really haven't even had a chance.

I've had to share a room for the last couple months with people. Oh, sharing a room. And honestly, since they're people I'm not sexually with or interested in, it's not something you want to do

around people. Oh, this is really relaxing. All this talk about no sex and sleeping with roommates. It's boring you and making you yawn.

No love, no deep love. Oh, she's avoiding. She's isolating. She's checking out.

I forgot I have a show to do. We got her back. We got her back. All right.

We could have sex on your show though, right, Layla? Or kind of. We could have outer course like bonobos. That just makes me think of those little YouTube videos

that get shared of like the monkeys on the car. On people's cars just having sex and they're like, oh my gosh, what are they doing? Right.

Yeah. Those are great videos when the monkeys have sex on people's cars. They're pretty funny.

They wake me up. They make me want to have sex. Not with a monkey, with a guy. They're sure.

Yeah. Well, maybe I think about the monkeys. I imagine I'm a monkey. That works, I guess.

So speaking of monkeys and chimps and... Where's my bonobo? Here he is. She.

I don't know. It's hard to tell whether these are he's or she's because they don't have genitals. You should sew some on.

They do have a hole down there. Captain Mechs says they do have a hole down there. Yeah, they do have a hole. So I guess that makes them girls.

Right? But you know, the boys have a hole too. And bonobos sometimes play with their anuses. I've seen it at the San Diego Zoo.

Well, that's when they stick their finger up their ass. Now, this is a bonobo. This is a common chimp. But I'm a common chimp.

It's true. But I want to be a bonobo. Well, you have to learn harmony and sex and peace through pleasure and stop attacking me.

Okay, I promise. I'll be good. Yeah, if you're not, you're going to get kicked out. Okay?

You're going to get kicked out of bonoboville. You have to learn to be a bonobo. That's right. How bonobo can you go?

Get laid more. Exactly. I think that's the story of a lot of people's lives. Yeah.

Majority. Not you, though. I have my moments. She's not laying.

She doesn't want to. She's just saying. I think you're just overwhelmed by offers that you're not interested in. Honestly, that has been a problem.

Yeah. So it shuts you off. You know, shuts you down when, you know, it's why a lot of pretty girls get, you know, kind of shut off from sex.

And they don't want to be around people, hanging out with people. Yeah. That's not right. So the plight of the pretty girl.

That was a sort of a follow-up. What's the girl to do? What's the girl to do? Well, um, yeah.

Does it bonoboville? Bonoboville. Yeah, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance. Oh, so I was saying, speaking of primates and civilized to death, right now you can

hear Dr. Chris Ryan's interview with me. He is the author of Sex at Dawn. And he interviewed me about the bonobo way a couple weeks ago. And he came on our show where we had a lot of hotties.

You know, I still haven't even gotten one of these books yet. Well, I might give you one if you're a good girl. But if I'm good, I might not get my spankings. You know what?

We spent good girls around here. Yeah, we do. Bad girls spanking. Bad, good.

You know, there's the maintenance spanking. Also, there's the books spanking. No discrimination. You get spanked.

You get spanked. The book makes a good paddle. Oh, yeah. It does.

That's what you get for not reading it yet. Nice, but oh, she inspired me to really get working out again because I was like, I know I can freaking ass twerk like her. I've got to.

You know, soon we're going to have the game. Oh, you don't even know. I've improved a lot. I can do some other tricks, too.

Mechanical twerking butt on the show. We're going to have one that's made by Topco. Oh, cool. Yes, yes.

It's a, you know, kind of like one of these sex toys. I think you're supposed to have sex with it. Oh, so it twerks while you, so it's like you could be doing, if you're a guy. If you're a doggy and it's twerking.

If you're a guy that's really, really infatuated with Layla Blue. And of course she won't fuck you because she's not doing that. And so you get a twerking butt. And you go, this is Layla Blue.

Hashtag, hashtag twerking butt. Honestly, I would love to have a twerking butt in my room just so I can like have a twerking butt. That'd be fun. You know, just have people come over and they're like, what?

What is this? You have a great twerking butt. You have a great twerking butt. Layla Blue.

Let me see that twerking butt again. Yes, you do. So fast. Fast little twerking ass.

Whoa. Yeah, spanked that twerking butt. All right. Get that butt.

I feel better. I think we could just watch that for a while. Relaxing. I don't think anyone would mind.

Yeah, but you know what, I think even though there's a lot of cut-ups in the front. There's none in the back. There's none in the back. You gotta cut the back up or take the pants off.

You know, sometimes I wonder that, but I think what I'd rather do instead of cutting up the back is just getting like some kind of awesome like see-through shorts. Kind of like this. It's kind of see-through.

Oh yeah. That would be fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Different, but fun.

Okay, so this is a top and these are tight. They're just leggings. They're just leggings. But I randomly cut up when I was bored.

Are you wearing panties? That's a great idea. They're just black, normal, regular, thong. I'm really into black, normal, regular thongs myself.

That'd be cool. You know, I'm getting a lot of hints here. A little hot. Yeah, it is getting hot and you showed off these pants.

I mean, we could like put Bill Clinton hanging from your knee right there. Okay, this is... Well, there we go. No, we can hang him.

We'll just hang him. That's your punishment. You're getting choked. Bill Clinton is getting choked now.

I think, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, he's dead. He is getting seriously choked. No, he's not dead.

Look, he's very much alive because the person that is choking him took a lesson with Orpheus Black. Watch out, he's older now. He knows how to do the choking. All right, we will release him.

Don't be too hard on poor Bill. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Let's show him off again because there we go. Mr. President.

Okay. Mr. President would like to come in Layla Blue's stocking. I wonder when they're going to make a Donald Trump dildo. Or do they already have one?

I got to get one. Absolutely. I don't know. So I think we've kind of figured out some different uses for these cut-up leggings.

And now maybe you could take them off. Maybe, but I feel so alone in this. I think we need to see some cute little nipple rings. Oh, really?

So that's the prelude? That's the request. Absolutely, little Layla Blue. What I wouldn't do for you.

I would suggest to see Chelsea Demoiselle's nipple ring. And that would include her nipple as well. Yes, it does include the nipple. It's not like a win-win right there.

It is, it's a beautiful nipple. Yes, it's very nice. Oh, there we go, there's the other one. All right, titties are out.

You know, it's a hot night in Bonoboville. And I have a tan line for those that are not in the expensive seats. Very nice tan line. Then ask about that.

Relaxing in the sun. You know, it's one way to relax. It's true, it's kind of bad for your skin, but it feels good. Well, I disagree.

Do you want to know why? Yeah. Fruits and vegetables are an internal sunscreen. They create a chemistry in your body that helps you.

The sun is just healthy. It gives you vitamin D. It's really only chemicals in the diet and processed foods that cause our body to burn.

All right, Chelsea Demoiselle gives her sunscreen advice. Thank you. Okay, I don't know what to say to that. I thought the sun was a little bit bad for you.

But I like it. I think it's good to get vitamin D. This is not bad for you. The sun gives you cancer.

And you get it. So does everything else in life, eventually. Oh, no, no, but I'm Italian. I know Italians get skin cancer

because they sit in the sun all the time. Yes. And they're bare skinned. Well, not down south.

You don't sit in the sun. I don't like tan lines. No. You have porcelain skin.

Not on myself. The pale... I want to be like more of a vampire than a tan sun goddess.

Yes, yes. And the red hair, it's a very striking combination with porcelain skin.

It looks nice. Plus, lately I've been trying something new and using coconut oil, pure coconut oil on my skin.

Absolutely. And if you go out in the sun, it's not a very good combo. No, no, I used it in the sun.

Oh, really? Yeah, that's what I have on right now. That's my main... I've been told you get burned really easy.

By the way... No, it's the fruits and vegetables. Canabelli makes a delicious combination of cannabis and coconut oil.

That, you know... You can sort of wake up your genitalia. Even though you don't want yours to wake up, you want it to be relaxed.

For those of us who are out there listening or watching, and you want to wake up your genitalia at the same time that you're relaxing your genitalia,

it's kind of a combination that you've got to do when you want to be sexual. Combination of relaxation

and excitation. And cannabis, cannabelli, which I usually have a jar of over here. But you know, I think somebody probably is using it.

After all, this is Bonobo Bill. Calling all cannabelli jars. And so somebody could be using it. So...

All right. Oh, here we have cannabelli. There's the cannabelli jar. Ooh, it's a dark one.

Just like regular coconut oil, because it is mostly coconut oil with some cannabis, it's very liquid right now.

So we have to be very careful in opening it up. It smells bad, not bad. I mean, it smells more like cannabis than coconut oil.

It does, but there's still a hint. Because that's more of the yang energy. Wow, that really smells fresh and medicinal and intense.

That really smells like some good cannabis quality. And I don't smoke, but I do use it as medicine. Well, I don't know. You don't have to eat it. I don't know. What should I do with it?

Just put a little on your shoulder. I don't know. I wasn't sure what I was supposed to do with it. Well, maybe you shouldn't eat it because it might drug you.

Oh, yeah. But it's between your legs. And I would not want to be the Cosby of that. I'll be the Cosby.

Cosby in effect. Cosby. I'm not that kind of post. It's not that kind of party. Damn it.

But I do recommend cannabis cannabelli. It's very relaxing. It is relaxing, and yet, like we say, relaxation plus excitation equals orgasm.

Stimulation. And then there's stimulation. And all the asians. Celebration.

Yeah, we're going to have some celebration with Bonoboville Communion just to relax ourselves because the other guests are so relaxed they're not here. But you are not going to have any because...

I know. I know. I mean, are you like, do you want to drink alcohol? No, not really.

I mean, I used to, I'll be honest. But honestly, I just don't anymore. I usually get sick. You could have a banana.

I could have a banana. We'd love to see you just negotiate that banana somehow. Just right now. In fact, Bonobo Betty is really excited about this.

Oh, yeah? That's pretty good, though, right? I mean, there's obviously many types. Different shapes.

Can I watch what you do with that banana? Show us how you like to eat a banana if you were not so against sucking bananas. How do I like to eat a banana?

Well, it's not quite the same, but there's always some deep-throating involved, right? I mean, people enjoy that. You don't have to describe it.

I said show, not tell. We will describe it. And it will be tweeted into the tweets there. Oh, it's been a grab her microphone so she can't talk.

Okay, banana time. Oh, Laila. Eating that banana. Oh, very deep.

She's just really excited, Bonobo Betty here, or Boris. Oh, my goddess. Can you do that again?

There was already a response that quick. Wow. They already tweeted back. It's been retweeted. Oh, look at what this girl can do with a banana.

Who needs alcohol? Yes. She's barely touching it. Of course, a banana is very delicate.

Welcome to Bonobo. Don't want to break it, you know. I mean, do you actually want to eat it? We're going to eat a banana.

Okay, go ahead, go ahead. This is going to excite the castration fetishes. There are a few. This is how you do this.

Before you know it, it's gone. This is eating while eating, yay. Well, I mean, I do enjoy my dessert. We enjoy you just enjoying your dessert.

Absolutely. All right, let's hear it for Laila. All righty. Laying into that banana.

All righty. That'll give you some energy for your striptease. Yeah. Don't talk with your mouth full.

Okay. Chew, chew, chew, chew. Oh, she's taking that banana inside of her. Okay, you'll have the rest afterwards.

Oh my God, Laila. They took away her banana, kids. I took away her banana. It's true.

I'm very bossy that way. I've been spanking her. Well, she's my guest who wasn't too relaxed to show up. All right.

Chew, chew that. And her name is Laila Blue. You have a website still? No, I need to get a new one.

Okay. But I do have an Instagram. Okay. It's Phoenix of Desire.

Because her full name is Laila Blue Phoenix. Which is partially due to fire spinning and fire swallowing for those who like to swallow. You do fire spinning?

Yes, I do. Wow. I almost, you know, I was so tempted to bring my fire eating torches tonight.

Oh, yeah. But I didn't because I figured we'd be a little relaxed tonight. We are a little relaxed.

That's not it. But yeah, I mean, we love fire. Like last time when it was on that bar. Yeah, yeah.

Actually Delray does some fire spinning. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he juggled a little last week. We had clowns here.

We had a bunch of clowns and juggling. Clowns and juggling. Hmm. I wonder how many people were terrified.

Well, it was a little scary watching the clown whack. The butt of somebody, you know, like angry. Some people got scared of that. But, you know, some people love clowns.

Some people are scared of clowns. And some people are, you know, just turned on by their own clown fear. But, yeah, go ahead.

Actually, I have a friend who has like a life size clown that has like a big old knife in its hand. And he actually took pictures with it behind him at saying good night in his bed sleeping.

Hmm. See, he gets turned on by his clown fear. He likes to scare people. That's what it is.

Yes. All right. Well, we're going to have to take a break soon. But I want to get these pants off.

And you've had your banana, young lady. I want to get the pants off. You see this? They always want so much from me.

They're like, oh, show more. Show more. Show more. Show more.

Show more. We need like a good, like, relaxing, sensual. Relaxing. Striptease song.

Okay. Relaxing, sensual, striptease song. Good, relaxing, sensual, striptease song. Striptease song.

Relayla, please. Coming right up. All right. Well, our guys back there are trying to get, oh, here we go.

Something kind of relaxing. That's not through relaxing something else, please. That's more a paradise. Like kind of partying.

We're talking about more like sex, sensual, relaxing sex. You know, that's really in the ears of the beholder a little bit. True. So it's hard to know.

Do you have a particular artist? Hmm. Wasn't prepared for this at this moment. Let's think.

Well. Well, what do you find sexy? Well, I know you're not interested in sex lately. This is such a relaxed show.

Okay. What was that one? I think she was. Invented sex.

Is that what it's called? Invented sex. By who is it by? Was it Trey Song or was it Neo?

Was it? I don't know. It's one rap song. I was thinking of something sex in it.

Or there's Motivation by Kelly Rowland. That's just sex. Something random. It's about sex and sexual.

Okay. How's this? It's very, very poppy. Like, I just want to.

It's got to be sexy. Sex. I don't know. I mean, I think a lot of people would find this sexy.

But you know, this is not what you're asking. Yeah. But you got to move faster. Maybe we should take a break.

I don't know. I can't keep trying different kinds of music. Or can I? Yeah, you can.

Can we try a different type of music? Yeah, sure. Maybe one of the types she suggested? Yeah.

Okay. I am getting my water pistol. So, we're here on Radio Susie One. Trying to find some music.

According to yourself. You want to score? Doctor Susie is courting people now. This is better.

All right. We have some refreshments. Yeah, this is. Stripper music.

Relaxing. Well, super music is where it's at. You know, strippers. Who doesn't love strippers?

I love strippers. Refreshing. Yep. We love strippers.

Have you done much stripping in LA, Leila? I don't ask her any questions. She's about to do something. I actually, you know, just got back into it recently.

I'm, it's off that I'm not wearing my in-itch platforms. Okay. Okay. Well, she's got to, you know.

There she goes. Get the leggings on. Gentlemen. There we go.

Leila Blue. Working away. And you to the crib, baby. Whoa.

Let's relax. And here are those delicious, clean, black, lace thaw panties. And she's doing a split.

Woo. Oh. All right. Let's hear it for Leila Blue.

Woo. Full of her leggings. No more bottoms. Oh, no.

What kind of world is this? I guess. Oh, no. I just left them right here.

Maybe that's my shoes. Okay. Ah, see. The paranoid.

You took them. Oh, do you want to put the shoes on now? Oh, yeah. I'm putting them back on.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at this. Wow.

Those are amazing. Oh, yeah. Spikes. See the time sign.

The time sign. I would think I invented sex. This is where Japan wears. Yeah.

Celebration. Clap, clap, clap. And at least I know I invented this show. The Dr. Susan Block Show.

I didn't invent sex. But it is a show about sex, even though I have two girls on my show now who aren't having sex. It's a very, very relaxed show tonight.

That's right, brothers and sisters. We're here with Layla Blue and Chelsea Demoiselle. And we're trying to mix our relaxation. And Max in the back who's really relaxed.

Yes. You sound very relaxed, Captain. You sound like you're just sort of floating on the yacht. Yes.

Just floating around in the yacht. Watching some twerking, you know. Yes. Yes.

The life of a captain. Yes. Life is tough. When your ship is stuck in the mud.

Yes. Let's give a shout out to Citizen LA for our muddy ship and their fabulous article on the pleasure compound. Bonoboville.

Absolutely. Nice. Very nice right up. And nice right up by Steve Carras on the Bonobo way in Huffington Post.

And Layla is looking very nice. Layla Blue Phoenix. And she's back, brothers and sisters, here on the Dr. Susan Block Show, broadcasting live from Bonoboville.

And if you want to give us a call, our number is 310-568-0066. Or you can tweet us at Radio Susie 1. Happy relaxation day. Relax.

Turn your lights down low to a nice relaxing glow. And don't come yet. Don't go away. We'll be right back.

Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way. Inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war.

Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males.

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Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Master Nightingale. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before.

Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine. Put one leg right here.

Put the other right here. And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes.

Uh-oh. She's mounting the Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have many a times.

My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot. Go for the clip.

Go for whatever works. We did the Sybian. Wow. Holy shit.

That does the job. Yes, it's doing it, baby. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good.

Live on Dr.Suzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Radham Cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath.

Relax. Breathe forward. Breathe forward. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian

celebrate and masturbation month. Yes. Hallelujah. Oh, yes.

Coming. Yes. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being.

Wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston, and let's have a hand. We have lift-off.

We have lift-off. Okay, we're going to go. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate, and you are not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. Where's the husband? You got the Sybian.

You don't need the husband. Don't let her fall over. Hey, darling girl. I love you.

I love you. That's my girl. Here we are at my broadcast school, Chelsea Demoiselle. There is the rather tall Elizabeth Aston,

a.k.a. Biz Bonobo, over there. Let's see your shoes, Elizabeth. Oh, yeah, she's got cute ones. Come on out here.

Her shoes kind of match yours in a way, Leila. Yeah, even though you're not. I thought you were going to put yours back on. I did, but I figured if I'm getting plugged, it's not.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. They got the spikes on the back or the heelless gravity heels?

Put those shoes. Oh, there we go. Wow. Look at those.

Wow. And look at how her zippers match her zippers right up her leg. Okay, so we are all decked out to relax

here on the Dr. Susan Block show. And it's time for the very relaxing ritual we call Bonoboville Communion. Anyway, it's going to relax you and me, Elizabeth.

I don't know about these two because they don't drink. Well, more for us then. Relax. Relax.

All right. But you are going to provide your lovely chest as an altar. I do have an altar right here.

You have an altar? Yes, yes, absolutely. I just have to, you know, get them out. Get them out.

Okay, so I will hold your microphone. Layla, blue brothers and sisters, she is now going to remove her rather complicated outfit. She removed the bottom of it.

And now the top. Look at that bod. If anything, she's in better shape than before. So all that no sex is making her look very sexy somehow.

It's very ironic how sex is like that sometimes, you know, when you don't have it. The abs too. Yeah, the abs are looking good.

She's getting ready to have sex. She wants to have sex. She's putting the bra away, far away. I like that about her.

Yes, putting the bra far away and now revealing the luscious boobs that are truly natural Layla boobs. And what is that tattoo under there? What does it say?

Fallen Angel. Fallen Angel. And that's her. That is Layla.

The Fallen Angel. And there is a cross there, which is very appropriate for communion. I think I will take my communion from the boob above the cross. Go for it.

Yes, absolutely. All right. Well, I'll sit down here. There's a little salt and there's some agua for Dr. Suzy.

Oh, yes. Well, considering it is relaxation day, I think it's just fine that I take the first Bonoboville communion. But of course, especially since, you know,

I have this 18 year old alter that can't drink herself, but can very legally offer up her new bile nipples above Fallen Angel. And they are also pinned to crosses themselves. Little barbells.

Very nice. Oh, we need a microphone. Can you hold the microphone for her? Here we go.

Oh, yes. Adjust your barbell. They have cute little jewels, too. I hope that doesn't feel too sexual.

I know you're not having sex. Oh, my gosh. I wouldn't want to interrupt your relaxation from sex. But this is a very spiritual Bonoboville ritual.

It's not really sex when I suck Layla Blue's nipples. That's like that primatologist who said when Bonobo's rubbed pussies together, it's not really sex. And we know it is delicious.

That's so relaxing. Actually, it's kind of exciting with the salt. But this is relaxing. Agua to relaxation day and to Layla Blue Phoenix.

Let's give a hand to Layla Blue's beautiful bosomy altar. Yeah. That is relaxing. Okay.

So now, I don't know if anybody else is drinking. Well, Elizabeth is, would you like to take her? Well, I might as well take one for the team. Team relaxation.

Hello. What would you like today? I like the way Layla is now holding the microphone between her legs like a dildo. I think I can see the kind of sex she can get into right now.

I think so. I think I can. Wow. Do that again.

Do that again. This is very, very interesting. I think I might be able to see the kind of sex she's into right now too. Yes.

Yes. I think so. Hold that microphone like you mean it, honey. Stroke it.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. Microphone sex.

Hmm. All right. So, uh, so, Bizz, would you like to have? Are you having an Agua?

Oh, excuse me. Are you having an Agua or what are you having? Okay. All right.

Agua sounds relaxing. And I think I'll take from Chelsea if I may. Oh. Well, I think Chelsea would be very thrilled at that because, you know, she's got these

beautiful tan boobs. Exactly. Got to taste what tan lines feel like. Oh, it's that coconut.

Of course. Ooh, that's right. She's enticing me with her coconut. All right.

Come on around. Come on around for your taste of Chelsea. All right. You can hold that.

And here's the sauce. Elizabeth is going to go up. Are you wearing panties? You're going to get your luscious lips on my little boobies.

Oh, look at those pretty polka dots. I've seen those. Those are cute. Yeah.

She got them from the panty basket. All right. You might want some panties from the panty basket. Who doesn't like panties?

And if we have more Agua in the house, we could probably use them up here. Oh, look, there's like lacy panties. Many panties. There's lacy ones.

Lacy red. There's... That's not quite me. Oh, there's black with red.

Black with red trim lace. Red with lace. Oh, there's little white ones. Little white ones.

Ooh, that would contrast with your black ones. All sorts of leaves. I don't know. I kind of like the glasses.

I kind of like those, too. So, uh, you want to put them on? Jake. Put them on.

Mm. Okay. Here she goes. She's going to do this in a special way.

Leila Blue is changing her panties, panty boy. Mm-hmm. Pulling them down. Whoa.

Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful. We see Leila Blue is naked.

Oh, Leila Blue is naked. Beautiful. Pussy. Wait.

Where's the bonobo? Where's the bonobo? Oh. I saw her naked.

I did. I saw her naked. I saw her naked. I'm excited.

But the panties are cute, too. Oh, no. So exciting. Mm.

Very cute. Oh, look, there's see-through. Oh, you see the little jewel. Oh, that's hot.

Little jewel. Incredible. Okay. Leila Blue has gotten panties from the panty boy.

And now, Elizabeth is going to take her bonobo-ville communion. I think we should all pull our titties out, though. Yeah. Right.

I will pull mine out, such as they are. There they are. And now, it is time. Look at Elizabeth's got quite the nice nipples.

And they look so cute above the sparkles. Nipples above the sparkles. Very relaxing. We're just relaxing and tweaking.

Chelsea's nipple. There goes Elizabeth. Suckle, suckle, suckling. Mm-hmm.

Oh, she's doing it. Mm-hmm. Yes. Oh, there's the mic.

Yeah. Oh, Elizabeth. We're glad you said that on the mic. Having a nipple gasm for time.

Oh, who said that? Who said that? Say it again. Was that Jake?

I believe that one. Happy relaxation day, Jake. Happy relaxation day. It's very relaxing from back here.

Yeah. It's a nice relaxing show, actually, with all the other guests gone. It's just us girls licking each other's nipples. Mm-hmm.

Getting very relaxed. The fresh bottle of Agua, Dr. Suzy, too. Oh. Well, but you girls aren't drinking anything.

You want some bananas? For you. Right? You already had a banana.

Would you like to suck on a banana? Yeah. Okay. So now I think what we're going to do is hang out like this

with our nipples out because it's almost free the nipple time. Let's just say, right, Gonzo? Free the nipple time. There's going to be some kind of demonstration.

You're going to go? I don't know if we're going to go. But we certainly are supporting it. Venice Beach.

Venice Beach. August. Nipples. You know, why shouldn't these nipples be able to be revealed

just like so-called men's nipples are, you know, legally visible? Yeah, exactly. Okay. So, you know, why should I've got nipples galore here?

And it's like, come on. I know. Well, you know, when you get the giant boobs, it's like it is like a sort of a different species, maybe.

Man boobs? Well, yeah, exactly. Exactly. The giant boobs, you know, they're usually on women,

but they can be on men, too, the giant boobs. And so why is it legal for men to show their giant boobs? Okay? That's also kind of appalling.

But, you know- Ours might hold a little more power. All be able to show our boobs big, small. Moves.

Moves. Right? Sweating. Smitties.

Sweating mantises. Smitties. Yeah, I mean, you know- We celebrate those.

They can celebrate ours. Sometimes it's a comfort. Sometimes it's disgusting. Whatever.

You know, it's just life. But there shouldn't be this discrimination, right? You know, black speech, that's a nudist speech. Yes.

Out towards orange. Yes, it's a total nudist speech. I went there. I went there a lot.

I will admit, I don't know if I should not say what I did. Me, too. Well, technically, if a cop came, I probably could have gotten in trouble. Are you having sex?

No. It was when I first got to California, I was like the full moon after New Year's. I was spinning fire stuff. Oh.

With naked clothes on. Yeah. How freeing. You're not really supposed to have fire down there.

It's a rebirth thing. But I didn't know that. That must be beautiful. I had just gotten here.

I didn't know that. Naked fire spinning. Yes, actually. You're welcome to do that here any time.

Absolutely. I actually ran into one of the people I met not that long ago at bar sinister a few weeks ago. It was kind of funny.

He's like, I know you. I met you spinning fire stuff naked at black speech. Well done. And I was like, oh, great thing to remember me by.

That is a great thing to remember you by. That is a beautiful thing. I just think that's beautiful. I hope we can see that.

But in the meantime, we are going to just relax. It's relaxation day. And we're going to have a couple of guys up here that are also in our audience that you might know Layla and Biz and Chelsea.

Here we go. They have nipples too. Yeah. Oh, they do.

They do. They do. But one of them is highly dressed. The other one actually took his top off.

He's already top. Okay. Come on guys. I mean, guys.

Can I say guys here? Yes. Yes. Yes, of course.

Gentlemen. Gentlemen. All right. So we have Nico.

Yes. Nico. Do you have a full name here? Yes.

You're a surprise guest. I am a surprise guest. Yes. I knew you were driving the lovely Layla blue.

Blue. Blue. Blue. Ok, you are two people here.

We had a daughter I had a son I met yesterday. So underground. So far,瀐'ís been great to have you guys with us again. Thanks to all the sponsors,

Again, I'm not expecting to have you as a guest. So you're not well my name is cannibal cannibal cannibal, and I'm a fetish You are a fetish. Yes for some people. Yes. I am. I am and I have a lot of fetishes I've worked in the adult industry as well. Yes as a cannibal as a cannibal as a stunt cock people are I have I said stunt cock. Yeah. Oh, you mean you pull out your cock when the other cock doesn't work

Yes, and as well as like just being filmed from the cock town. Wow, you know, you know, can we Cock we we don't have any cock showing it. I mean you have cock. I do really okay You know you never can tell I know some guys actually look very masked and get your cock ready And then they don't have a cock and it's not doesn't mean they're not a guy. Yeah, right? So for instance

Maybe someone here is a guy who doesn't have a cock. Well, I I I am a trans man However, I do caught my cock. You do have a cock. I do have a cock explain your I haven't even seen this. Well No, you haven't seen it. It's a well-kept secret Yes, I have seen evidence kind of private you are kind of you kind of know each other

I made a joke about Well, we've easy clean up you guys. That's right. That's right. Well, it's not so easy condom What? Yes, what you're a trans man. Yes. Have you had surgery? I have not I am pre-op You are pre-op trans man. Yes. I've been on hormones about two years two and a half

Maybe I lost track after two, but yeah, it's been a while So we should explain to people who may not be informed or look at vanity fair that Trans man. Yes means born With female genitalia, but identifying as male

Psychologically and perhaps in some sense Otherwise physically, but well, it depends on the person, but I identify as a transsexual male Which means that I yes exactly what you said I was born biologically female and so I

In but in my brain, I feel very male And you have a very nice mustache, which would look good on a bearded lady, but most ladies wouldn't want a moustache The mustache is from hormone. Yes Okay, okay, okay. Yes. And so tell us what else the hormone replacement therapy does

Oh, would you like to know things that it does? Well, a few of the things. I Speaking about about the cock, so I will call the cock. Yes. Let's talk about cock. Yes. So so About that one of the first changes that I noticed was Was the the growth of what is on a biological women considered the clitoris?

I do not call it that but some call it the little cock It is a cock the clitoris in a way his name is Darrell Wow, well a lot of penises have names, right? I figured it was only fitting and some clitties have names and why shouldn't your clitty have a

He's a cock name. It's a really a cock Right, right because I often say the clitoris is a cock Oh, but you have not seen it and I will tell you that it it looks exactly like a cock. It's just smaller That's it's it's got four skin. It's got a head

You know, that's better than a lot of penises have some penises have been deprived of their foreskin And by the way, I would like to just put out there That that's wrong when it when it's a child when it's a child, okay? If you want to do it when you're older Have yourself a ball cut up your penis castrate yourself. I don't care, but when it's a baby

I don't know. I don't know why cut off a piece of it. It's my lens Female circumcision which we all agree is kind of wrong is wrong but Male circumcision is accepted here. And anyway, it's just my belief and I'm sorry to my lawnsmen

But that's how I feel. Yeah. Yeah, I feel it's a form of child abuse You don't have to accept everything about a tradition, you know to respect it you don't have to respect I'm actually Jewish. I'm circumcised. Well, okay. Wow, you survived. I mean, it's okay I might say and I and I don't want to think that the circumcised guys to think oh, no, I love my penis

I'm not so conscious about it But if you had a child if you had a boy, uh-huh, what would you do? Would you honestly like? I've seen uncircumcised as penises and I see how they attract dirt and such. Oh Hear me out. Listen, I do understand. Yeah, you have to clean it. I do believe that we were made a certain way and

Certain things are like defense mechanisms. So maybe the foreskin is a defense mechanism from bacteria and stuff for the penis So it would be a hard decision. I would side with whatever the doctor said. I mean, the doctors make money doing that Yeah, the doctors actually get paid extra by insurance and everything. Oh to circumcise. Yeah They always say to circumcise. So I don't know. I mean, it's it's a tough one

It's such a tradition, but I certainly fully believe that it's wrong So I just you know a lot of the wrong things happen in in our world And we have to go with the flow and try to make things as right as we can I mean, I believe all penises and vaginas are beautiful in their own way, you know

See my belief is that the foreskin is not It's not primarily for protection. It is for protection. It is protection to protect the penis Just like the vaginal lip And yeah, exactly, it's a pleasure

Pleasure center It's totally about the pleasure and guys that have foreskins are often just wanking all the time I know because I'm married to one And it's like I think that you know the biblical people and all those people they go, you know

You guys are wanking too much. You should be procreating So we're gonna cut off your foreskin and make you put want to put that penis in a pussy or else you feel Naked so there it goes and it's fine, but it's I don't know How did we get on this subject? I don't know because we were talking about

So you've got a foreskin, how did you arrange that it just happened? I mean Okay, now I think I understand and this just Underlines that human males and females are not let's say males are not from Mars and females are not from Venus We are from the same planet Earth and our genitalia is just kind of you know, do that it

differently slightly but very similar right well what's excellent is that well, there's a couple things is that For one what I what I believe I've read is that The clitoris right has about 50,000 nerve endings where a cock right the head of a penis has about eight to nine thousand

Right that that's what I've read. I could be wrong. I could be I don't know But that's what I've read. I read something like something like I don't know that sounds a little extreme But maybe all I know is when when I get ahead it feels amazing and if that's what men feel biological men I'm like so so on it. Wow. Well, I mean you're so masculine. I honestly I

You know Elizabeth had to tell me what was going on with you and I just thought you were just a typical guy You know a little well a little small, but a guy, you know totally guy and I don't mean in the clip department because Just but Somebody's getting excited. Wow back in the back room and I have a bonus hole. That's what I call a bonus

Yes, so a bonus hole No, actually, there's a whole website Yes, I've met him a couple times He's an inspiration

Shout-out to Buck Angel Delray Shout-out to Buck Angel. Can I be inquisitive? No Yes, are you attracted to men or women that is an excellent question Is it like it to Leila's a lay look

Why don't you want to say that you're not even having sex with the poor guy and you know Well, I can get away with teasing some people Okay, yeah, I mean, you know some people like why would you have sex with this cute guy? Like there's a what a nice smile, I mean, I don't know about what's going on under the suit. I already thought about it

It's not him. There's there's um, there's a whole Polly household complication going on Okay, he's in a relationship. Yes. Yes, but can I ask a really really like rude question? Okay, can you take any of your clothes off? I Can okay, I am physically able. Oh, are you asking if I will? Well, yeah, that's what I meant if I can

I don't know. It's so hot Yes, I don't know Elizabeth could help you. She's good in the mood. Oh, I bet she's an excellent assistant I know from experience I may be open to this

You know, I mean just what you feel comfortable with that, you know, totally what you feel comfortable I'm just thinking we're so fucking hot. I'm pretty hot. It's pretty hot right and you are wearing a lot of clothes I am but see that's no he looks nice. Can you please model your out? Yeah, where is loser right now, right this outfit. Yeah

Working it in a masculine way I have a male friend who is not gay and he can work that out Yeah, I know about your dirty stuff She's so clean. She's about the cleanest person I've ever met

That's good news. No, but I mean she's only 18 not even 19 yet Yeah, but not even like what? then Windsor birthday, I forgot October 8th. Okay, but she she's over 18. Okay. That's all the counts. All right

So now what should we do we should do striptease? Or some strip stuff some level The level you're comfortable with and some dancing and

true confessions What or show your car? We started a little late a little late, right? So we have like 10 more minutes. What do we have? Okay, so let's pull out all the stops

I'll just you know, relax and enjoy the show You're supposed to be the dancer We have like a strip. No, that's true. That's true. That's true Okay, so you can relax for a minute here

Yeah, okay. No, you don't have to dance. You just have to you know, get mr. Happy ready Or do true confessions, we did now there's some incest just you witness you a little bit a little bit But not real incest. You're not really brother. No, not really just pretend It's just we love each other for a very long time a very long and we've cared for each other for a very long time

I would say so. Yeah Lot of love lot of love and love and love manifest in many ways and it has been sexual But you know, it hasn't been sexual a very long time. We're just you just love each other We're big supporters of each other. Let's celebrate that love. Let's

Let's All right, so does anybody have any musical requests for this next interlude of whatever Whatever sexy okay, and relaxing Or do you want to hear what we had before thank you. Yes, I guess

Or what did I invented it was invented sex it was invented sex. Let's let's hear that invention Who invented sex All right, so Oh, sir, oh you got to have a microphone. Yeah, yes, so

Take something out Yes, yes, see a part of the show is you have to wear a lot of clothes right the show is interesting, right? Absolutely. Yeah, only get dressed to take it off. Anyway, exactly Well, eventually yeah, like when it comes to porn the more time you take to take it off the more the

Anticipation right except this is not exactly I know I'm sorry. I was a little over-prepared Okay, yeah, so Elizabeth is here to help actually Chelsea's here to help and Layla's here to help I'm even here to help. I have plenty of help And they all have amazing beautiful

Nico Nico Nico Yes That's right Okay, grab the microphone from Nico or grab Nico's microphone now Nico well

Oh, I see how it is first. You want my microphone now you want Nico's microphone. I like experience. It's okay though I don't mind sharing. It's peace through pleasure. It's relaxation that way. Absolutely. All right, so Nico is going to stand up That's the first thing and

Elizabeth is on her knees She is partly because she's wearing such tall shoes. I hope oh, you don't are you sitting on the the thorns? Oh, she likes to sit on the little Well, hers are way smaller. Mine are like this long and they're really short. Still I'm impressed

May I? Oh Elizabeth is now unbuttoning Nico's vest. Oh Yeah

I'm a baby and Nico looks really happy and I'm excited about this Nico Nico Nico has nice nice abs. I have seen part of the process of really okay. He has gotten these abs a little beating goes a long way He's helping take off the tie the bondage of the working man

Yes, okay, and now Here we go the vest is on my what are you with drawing? I wanted to share. Oh gosh. Yes. I'm happy with the best. Yeah. Here we go And now I think you want to join in you unbuttoning. Oh, yes, Chelsea can join in

On your knees. I think Chelsea This is a knee thing. Yeah, don't you think that they should be on their knees? Yeah Yeah, they let tell us what to do Come on Leila

She's asexual right now. Oh, well, I'll tell you what Susie knows what to do. Yeah, there we go. Wearing a silver chain Very masculine. Oh He's he's Pretty good handyman, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah, we had a project earlier and he killed it

Yeah Yeah Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah. Oh, look. He's going for the titties Yeah, okay now that doesn't say anything about like your sexual identity that you like titties because everybody likes titties

Yeah, who doesn't like to sit right? Oh Here goes the shirt nice muscles and here goes the hair on the belly Wow, I told you nice. No. No. This is a guy. This is a guy but a girl but a guy But yeah guy definitely a guy

Wow, and here goes the vest and the hair on the belly. Look at this brothers and sisters. I mean, you know, let's applaud. Yeah Amen Nico not born a man, but definitely amen and actually born a man just not with male genitalia And not with the hair, but most babies aren't born with hair. I like I like that the treasure trail

I know I do What did that make you think Chelsea when you saw the treasure trail She can't even speak okay, so yeah, yeah, yeah You know, you know

Sexuality is a very fluid thing. It's very relaxed You can go back and forth and you should be who you are be who you are brothers and sisters be what makes you comfortable Right. Yes. I've been learning a lot about that. How did you get that comfort that? Relaxation with who you are must have been a journey. Oh, it's been a journey and I'm still on the journey. So

But yes, I've learned a lot about About ways to be comfortable sexually because that has been a struggle But you know just working with with a partner that I can communicate with and work on trying New things when when things do get kind of hairy so to speak, you know

So so just exploring and and being willing to try new things Well, you've certainly tried a new thing. Yes, right there, right there. Uh-huh. Yes, and and kudos to you And healthy too. I have to say and she's a health expert Yeah, I don't eat nearly as healthily as you though

I should I should work Slowly slowly getting him into it. Yes. Yeah, we did eat vegan pizza. It was excellent Daya brand margarita pizza. It was really good. Are you very? I'm not but I don't eat me It's really good it's vegan. It's got vegan cheese. It's got basil tomatoes red sauce. This is not turning on this guy

He's a cannibal. It's not turning on cannibal now cannibals like I also like There's no lactose in it at all. It's a vegan there's no dairy, which is why it's literally soy-free gluten-free dairy What about sausage? I? Like sausage it didn't have any

But I do like sausage well, there was a spaghetti There was a spaghetti that who else I love I do I do All right, so I hear there's a stunt sausage

There is I mean I I haven't gotten it ready. I mean too. I just I don't know just pull it out Yeah I make a raw vegan sausage out of walnuts and spices hold the recipe No, no, we want

We want a real sausage and you know it doesn't have to be you know in any particular state It's not like it has to be that hard Italian type, but well, I'm definitely a little nervous, but I mean I'll still whip it out Why not whip it out? Okay, here he is

I want to get it hard Right He's a grower such a fucking whore I know I mean

Sausages sausage The guys can take pictures Here we grow Yeah, stroke it for us

I like the fact that you're watching yeah, we're watching aren't we watching all you're have you ever seen him do this before Wag it I mean in fact, I've made people do that There's your sausage recipe This is meat eaters only

I think I can see my dick on camera behind a listen. There you go. Well, let me see my cock It looks good to the fucking cord. Yeah, I mean if it turns you on more you could look at it behind No, I mean, I like there. Oh, yeah, you can see it back there No, just watching you ladies. No, it's getting harder. It is bigger

And Abby Martin Uh Bag here. This is an art by Abby Martin bag. Wow. I look for an ad just gave a great show And your artist still on display

Keep going keep going. Yeah, it's beautiful actually showcase. I mean I is looking at your cock Yeah, we've got this beautiful Abby Martin painting on a bag that is right behind the cannibal cock That's actually my point Yeah

Yes, it does stunts or something stunts Well, what it does is when the cock in the porn Film or clip can't get it up because like worn out or he doesn't really like he rushes in with his he rushes in with his cock

He takes his belly with him to or what? You know the belly. I mean, I don't know Mine I got the dad. He's got the dad Right, there's an answer for you. You know, there is some call for that dad bond. Yeah, I got it going on

Yeah, yeah, okay other show the nipples. Yeah, pull that whole thing off. Yeah Here's knuckles all around. This is I thought last week was the carnival, but this is right We've got our our carnival cock out Quite a show brothers and sisters. Yes, you get to watch it on film again

Wow Hold the microphone with the other hand. Yeah, no the other no that that's your cock not your microphone. Yeah Okay, oh, oh, I see yeah, there you go. Yeah, okay Yeah, Layla's shrug even under pressure but

Chelsea's nipples are no, but that's the beauty of the stunt cock is you can perform under pressure Yeah, nipples that's what a stunt cock is for right performing under pressure. Yeah one. He's well not under pressure You're relaxed under pressure. I mean, it's been a long time Oh, you're retired stunt I see

Come out of retirement. So thank you very very much and I mean you don't have to put your cock back But you could sit down I don't know and let's have a hand And as a grand finale before we close up for the broadcast portion of tonight's show we have Layla

Blue Phoenix we have hula hoops. We don't have a we do have whoops. We do not have a stripper pole We have hula hoops You know What a what else do we have?

Everyone's looking at me blankly. We have floggers, right? We do. We have floggers. Would you like a little flogging? Should we do that as a? Would you like maybe Chelsea could fly? No, no, no, no, you can't flog while you're hula hooping the flogger

It all tied up with the hoop. Yeah, it'll just catch the hoop Okay, so do a little hula hooping and then fog flogging. Okay pick up the hula hoop here She goes Layla Blue Phoenix like can I just do something with these panties quickly?

Thank you Here we go, okay move this back. Yeah Just a way actually bring the bench. Yeah She is the hoop mistress Layla blue Phoenix

Hooping around whoa topless Ready to free the nipple and she's looking good. Her body is tight And she's just whipping that hula hoop right around

Nice The noble bill has this bar and it was these people in a bar Yeah No women dancing

People drinking Nice, she is really just making love to that hoop. She says she doesn't have sex, but I think she's having sex with hula hoops Beautiful Nice move very smooth very smooth step right up

All right Actually one time I got Susie here to hoop. I did you know that was fun. Oh Is this happening again? Okay, I'll hoop a little bit and then you get whacked

Hey, you're keeping it up. It's just getting caught in your little armbands. Oh, there's slow motion right for the song, too I know the whipping. How about okay, let's start with bend over my knee And this is to remember that all right what Here go over this way and then you can put your front over here

But I'm right handed so What what's way do you want her to go? Oh? This is from that movie. All right little girl. What have you been doing? You haven't been having sex You know you come to dr. Susie's show to remind you that you need to be having sex. Don't you that's right?

There you go. I'm not responsible for this message There we go, oh look at that nice little ass those tight Bones I wish that everyone else could see this I'm seeing

Well, I mean, you know if you're watching on dr. Susie TV or bonoboville.com Then you get a very nice view of Layla's upturned buns and They're getting nice and red with Chelsea's firm hand

Chelsea looks like she might have done this before and She is whacking those very very firm buns

And they are firm Give one a little whack with my juxtaposed leather finger and the other one for good measure Getting it read enough not quite enough. No, she's a tough one. I know she needs it a little more red Yeah, exactly. Yeah whack that

And a little book spanking here. Let's and the other side Whoa Beautiful ass Yes

Yes, beautiful, but this Layla since has and it needs a good spanking and Chelsea is Delivering that spanking all over. It's a kind of like a massage. You're a masseuse. You're a professional. No, no No, you don't do this. Oh Jesus. Oh, sorry, okay. I

Really, it's like, I mean sometimes with massage you go like Like that, right? So, you know, there's slapping involved with massage Really, I do think a certain kinds of spankings are related to massage Is that making your little

You're not feeling sexual are you No, no, of course not naughty girl I'll put that there is that going to get you a little self-tinkly

Do you need it harder? Yes, please harder You need a bigger really excited for the flogger down on your knees gentle hand Let's hear it for the OTK over the knee for

little miss They actually now she's going to get a nice dance and hula-hooping sweetie Okay, so the view for you. All right, so you can bend over Here's a nice juxtapose leather flogger for you, which is also insertable the other one with the crystal

Oh, here it is. Here goes that butt right up in the air. Whoa Okay, she is flogging now Chelsea is well logging her back Okay, I'm flogging her butt and

flogging her legs and She is she hasn't had the agua, but still there needs to be some instruction here Yes careful with the various body parts here. Yes. Ah, you have some delicate piercings. Yes. Yes Okay, a little whack whack whack

Maybe there's not enough room to get your Maybe guys you can move back a little so she can get some more room here You need to get back a little more. Yeah. Ah, you broke Jesus the flogger came apart

Have to relax Where's the other side of the flogger? Actually don't maybe that's a sign. We'll acquaint it with this flogger actually Sorry We did try no, no you could stop

All right, and let's hear it for the broken flogger Jux would come up. Yeah. See I told you you should use a juxtapose to come up Actually, I believe on the show there was a flogger that came apart on me Really, but it wasn't mine. It wasn't that one

It was a special one where it like I think was one of these kinds were at this I don't know something special where I Don't know it was a weird one, but it was either the last time or the time or my second to last time on Okay, I don't remember that I don't know if it was on the show or if it was just here

It was not one of juxtapose. Yeah, it was not a juxtapose flogger and And we've come to the end of the show not flogging people that So Dr. Suzie yes, max we are at the end of the show. Would you have any kind of a?

Dayneumon to contribute. No, I have nothing to contribute to say that we only have a couple of minutes Okay, so we're about to conclude and thank you so much Layla blue Phoenix. Thank you. Layla blue Phoenix All right, where do we find you?

On Instagram it is Phoenix of Desire also any possible photographers in the LA area Just message me on there DM me See what we can work out. All right, and thank you Niko And thank you cannibal

Thank you Chelsea and Elizabeth Chelsea and everybody else so thank you who are watching or listening I want you to be good. Try not to hurt anybody including yourself You know relax

relaxation day Try to relax in general, especially when you get mad and want to kill somebody Okay, just try to relax and make an oboe not a baboon and Yeah

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