As we enter week three of Masturbation Month, there is plenty of other entering happening on the Womb Room bed—namely a public demonstration of auto-anal-sodomy. This real-life miracle of masturbatory performance serves to represent the eternal circle of sex-life as we welcome a slew of guests from the wonderful whack-happy world of Kink, all here to honor kinky survivors in their battles with the Big C. With all the spanking, flogging, roping, masturbating and sucking going on in this orgiastic show, it’s hard not to get your panties in a bunch—which is precisely what happens as we watch an entire pair of panties be inserted into a most receptive vagina, ultimately to be removed as one delightfully moist bundle of joy. It is the circle of sex-life indeed, brothers and sisters! Amen! And Awomen! And last but not least, happy birthday to our favorite show producer Tasia!

by Dr. Susan Block The 25th wedding anniversary is a big one, awarding the couple a silver “loving cup” in honor of fulfilling their marriage vows for a distinguished number of spins around the sun. Celebrating the 25th feels like gaining admittance into an elite club of veteran couples of all kinds, from reactionaries to revolutionaries, from Mike and Karen Pence (together since 1985) to Keith Richards and Patti Hansen (since 1983) to us (since 1992!); this imaginary couples club is made up of people who really don’t have anything in common at all, except being married more than 25 years.