Kink Survivors

Full transcript of Kink Survivors on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs, connoisseurs, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Brahma, Buddha, Ah.

The doctors in ICU who seem to rule our fates. We may or may not be children of the goddess. We don't know, but we do know. We are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? A-women.

I want to welcome you to the womb room of Dr. Suzy Speakeasy in the soul of downtown L.A. Yes, brothers and sisters, this is the womb room where it's warm inside. Sometimes it gets wet and tonight it's very pink. It's a pink, pink night.

We're in the pink, the pink of health and we are blessed. We are survivors, all of us. We are. And tonight on the third Saturday night of the great holy month,

the month, what's that month? Brothers and sisters, the month of self-pleasuring. Yes, I mean it doesn't mean that you can't masturbate every other day of the year. Of course, you know.

I kind of almost hate when people say that when they go, masturbation month, but I mean, what about the rest of the year? Can I masturbate? Of course.

You can masturbate whenever you want. That's what your hands are for. You can do it very, very easily. Sometimes people can know and sometimes they don't have to know.

Yeah, private or public. But in masturbation month, well, maybe it's a little more public, I guess. In masturbation month we celebrate masturbation. We just don't just do it, you know.

And it's one of those things that we should celebrate. Because we do it. We all do it. Right on.

That's a good thing. It's a good thing, brothers and sisters. Have a big pet life. So anyway, all of us survivors, we masturbate one way or another.

So we are all survivors. And I think being a sex therapist, I can safely say, or maybe a little unsafely, that we're all a little bit kinky. But I am writing a Sybian right now.

I want you to know. I'm a little bit kinky too. And it is masturbation month. I'm writing my Sybian.

Yeah. I think I'll turn it up a little bit. Evie, you don't mind. Whoa.

Mm-hmm. Gets me in the mood. Whoa. It's nice.

Yeah. It's a nice hot seat. Mm-hmm. For masturbation month.

Share the pleasure with someone else. And I should introduce my friends here, my new friends, and my old friend. Tonight's show, oh, and, you know, when you're sitting on a Sybian,

it's very hard to introduce people somehow. That's a good thing. You can talk and you can basically, you know, do like crazy erotic monologues.

But, you know, introducing. Okay. So tonight, our theme is kink survivors and auto anal intercourse.

Good combination, huh? Right. Okay. So we'll get to the auto anal intercourse or auto sodomy

to be a little more biblical in a moment. But kink survivors. Wow. Well, of course, as those of you who know the show know,

are Captain Max, my hubby of 20 years. Mm-hmm. And partner in crime. Well, I shouldn't say that, actually.

Don't say that. That might incriminate me. No. Parkblood.

Yeah, yeah. Parkblood gave me right away. No, he's, yeah, exactly. So he's a survivor, a kinky survivor, my Max.

I survived World War II. There you go. I survived. You were born again.

Bombs dropping around your hospital in the Vatican. And you survived prison. Mm-hmm. And now I survived...

You survived the 60s, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s. 60s, 70s, the 90s. And now it's the year of cancer. The year of cancer, the big C.

Well, Max, you're wearing your captain's hats now. You're on to your big C battles. Well, yeah, well, I've become like George Bush. I'm now defending the homeland against these invaders.

Mm-hmm. Right? Because you don't want to fight them. Well, this is one thing you...

You got to figure them out. You kind of have to fight, you know, but sometimes do the whole pre-emptive thing. Yeah, a little pre-emptive, like George Bush.

Here, take that. Right. You're dead. Yes, a military mentality is sometimes what it's called for

in the field of operations. Right. So, you know, there's many different kinds of cancer, of course. Right.

There's like a potpourri. There's armies, battalions. They're smart and they multiply fast. But, you know, and we have different friends

who have different kinds. And our survivors and doing what it takes, you know, I mean, every day that you survive, you're a survivor.

Right? Cancer society has done great. Everybody has cancer now. Right?

Well, you know, we're going to talk about that. When I grew up, nobody had cancer. Now, everybody has cancer. Well, maybe they're living long enough.

Yeah. Kids, two years old, yeah. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

It is kind of crazy. But anyway, on all this rainbow of cancers, there's, you know, I guess you're the yellow part, you know, the rainbow.

The what? I'm just trying to do that. I'm yellow. Bladder cancer.

My kidneys are going. Is that true? No, no. Bladder, I think, is a yellow color, right?

My bladder? Well, peepee. Oh, my peepee. Yeah, right.

Okay. So anyway, this is a long-winded introduction, right? Yes. Okay, to the fact that, wow, I mean,

strange coincidence of coincidences are one of our favorite guests that's been on the show once, but that we just keep in touch with.

And he's just such a tremendous, wonderful presence and energy and a kinky guy. Woo, hot stuff.

Enough. And, well, he's Max's bladder cancer brother. That's right. And camera, please.

Find him. Find him. There he is. In the far corner.

No, that's not him. That's the girl. Okay, here we go. Where are we?

Where are we? Almost. Okay, I'm lost. We're going to get there.

Okay, that's, yeah. It's totally blocked. You want to Google that? Can we Google that and find out where we are?

Where are we here? I know. I don't know. Oh, there we go.

Here he is, brothers and sisters. Jack Hammer. All right. Looking good.

Looking great. Jack, welcome back. Thanks. Thanks for having me back.

I'm so thrilled to have you back. So, you reminded me that the first time you were here, it was 9-11. Two years ago.

10. 9-11-10. Yes. Yeah.

Wow. That was an auspicious night. Yes, it was. Yeah.

What do you remember from that night? Let's see. I tied up and spanked the woman. Her name was Mia Culpa.

Mia Culpa. She has a different name now, by the way. That's what you drove her to. No.

No, no. What happened to her? Oh my God. Do you remember?

They had this incredible, beautiful, wild scene. It was her birthday, wasn't it? Or we were celebrating her birthday. She had a crown on her head.

Oh yeah. Take it off. Start. Yeah.

You were introduced. All right. We saw you have a jacket. Get it off.

Everybody saw Jack or a jacket in here. So, it was really a magnificent performance that mainly went on in the after party. We had a lot of people there.

And only everyone got to talk just a little bit. It was you and Dume was there that night. And Mia Culpa, who, you know, you couldn't shut up. Tiki Pavel.

Tiki Pavel. And then another couple. And I don't know. There were a lot of people.

And yet I was just so, like, impressed with your drama. Drama. Drama. Drama, yes.

It was dramatic. I mean, it was, you know, it was exciting. So, you know, I've been a fan. And you're a kink guy.

kink.com. I mean, is that, do you... That's the place I mainly shoot at. Mainly.

I've mainly shot at. Uh-huh. I mean, so you want to give a shout out to anybody else? JP and everybody else on the upper floor and Stefanos in a motorcycle club I belong to.

Legion of Sin. It's a kinky motorcycle club. Wow. Yeah.

And it's a... And everybody else at kink. Okay. Right on.

Right on. kink. We got a lot of people here from kink. Yeah.

We got a whole kink group. And yet, before we go on to other people, we just got to talk about, you know, the bladder brother society here, or the neo-bladder brother society, neo-bladder. It does sound like something out of the matrix.

So, gosh, that's what brought us together again. It's like, we heard, you know, Max has bladder cancer. What do we do? What do we do?

I mean, they don't give you a whole lot of choices. Unless you want to go kind of the, well, you can go the acupuncture and raw foods route. But bladder cancer really goes pretty fast. It's like a quick killer.

And so, you know, you kind of have to make decisions very quickly about what to do. I had a very high grade. High grade. A plus.

It's like, will that get you into you? Not that low grade stuff. National Honor Society for you. Yeah, with your cancer, right.

So we're like, what do we do? What do we do? Because like, we don't love all this operating stuff. We're not medical fetishes.

Carrots for a couple of days and carrots. That didn't help. Well, you still do your juicer. No, right.

So I tried tomatoes, you know. So we thought, okay, maybe we're going to have to do this surgery. So then we heard Jack, you know, has the same thing or has had or is dealing with. It's not something you have had because you're always dealing with it.

And we called you and you were great. You're, thank you so much. Oh, my pleasure, no problem. I mean, you know, I cried all night.

Yeah, you really fucked us up, man. You got us so fucking worried. No, he kept saying, don't worry, it's going to be all right except this could happen. And, you know, and then this could happen.

But actually it was good because the doctors, you know, they're salesmen. They're like mechanics. They want to do their surgery. So they don't tell you shit.

They don't tell you like all the stuff you're going to encounter. It's all in that paper you signed. Oh, yeah. Who reads that?

Who reads that? He can't read because they're going to hurt you. Actually, mine told me everything. I'd like to send this to my lawyer.

It did. We'll give him a shout out. Yeah. Dr. William Bassett at Kaiser in Walnut Creek.

At Kaiser? Yeah. Yeah. Them and Dr. Hage.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Those are like the best two guys in kind of California. Wow.

Well, I have to give a shout out to our guy. Excuse me. Dr. Dineshman? Yes.

In the Southland. Right over there. Trojan Trojan. You're over at USC?

Okay. Dr. Dineshman. See you, Dineshman. Now, I mean.

He was great. He was great. But he was very positive. I'll take care of this.

Tell about certain things. I'll get that bladder out of there. What? Before you can wink.

He certainly gave us a case of positive vines. That was good. He was good. A real technician.

That's what these guys do. Yeah. We got a big question mark. Yeah.

Me too. I got one here. Then I got one here for the heart. It looks like it goes around my navel and then all the way down.

Now I got an eye that's going. Is it a question mark for how big does this thing get? Oh my God. Does it get any bigger?

Yeah. How much does it hurt? Yeah. I don't know.

Yeah. All right. Well, let's introduce your lovely friend here or significant something. What is your relationship?

Partner and lust. Partner and lust. I like the way that sounds. That's actually a pretty good one.

I like that one. Yeah. You like partner and lust. Tire up.

Oh. Well, you do more than tie me up. You know, tie me up, beat me, fuck me, whip me, spank me, hang me upside down, spin me around, tickle me, make me laugh, you know, all the good stuff.

Oh wow. I have that. That all sounds so kinky and naughty and nice. And you have this name that sounds so like haughty as opposed to naughty.

Your name sounds like one of these waspy, I don't know. You know, BAR women or something. Alice Kings North. Where did you get a name like that, girl?

Well, I'm actually a huge fan of Alice in Wonderland. Oh really? Yes. So is my producer, Tejas Souter.

Oh good. Well, Alice in Wonderland is close to my heart. My great-grandfather collected a lot of books. Right.

They were old copies of Alice. Do you take as many drugs as Alice in Wonderland? No, not quite as many. No, okay, not quite as many, okay.

Then Kings North is actually a very, very old family name. So this is your real name? Not truly real. Oh, not true.

But it's an old family name, but not your actual legal last name. It was my great-great-great-grandmother's last name, Kings North. And her name was actually Alice Kings North. So how do you think that great-great-grandma Alice Kings North would feel about her great-great-granddaughters

newly springing fame attached to her name in a kinky sort of way? Well, judging from her old photographs, I think she'd be just fine with that. Really? She was a kinky photograph.

She's definitely a woman who wore low-cut dresses and corsets on the outside. My whole family's been a little quirky. Really? Okay.

All right then. Well then, quirk away. Okay. So moving right along the sort of display of fabulous kinky guests here.

Gallery. I have a gallery. A beautiful art gallery of guests. So here we have Victoria Vale.

Hello. I've been tweeting with ferociously. Yes. Victoria is quite the tweeter.

And Victoria is a kinky person. One or two people have said that, yes. Although I don't know if you've ever done anything with kink.com. Not as of yet.

No, you're my monkey in the middle here. I like that. You're flanked by these kinky people. And you're at the stripper pole.

Yeah. And I'm okay with that. You are. Yeah, absolutely.

Is that because you strip or you like poles? I like poles. I'm kinky. It all works for me.

Tell me a little more about you. Tell me a little bit more about you. What would you like me to know about you? Oh.

Kinky Victoria Vale. Just pull aside a Vale or two. Actually Vale means secret. So I'm not telling you my real last name.

And Victoria's secret is her real last name. And it's not King's North. Not at all. Or Hammer.

But I'm waiting for the lawsuit from a lingerie company. Oh. Well, that'll be exciting. Yes, absolutely.

But I'm ready for it. This is a Victoria's secret. I like Victoria's secret. But I would be all for you being able to use that name because, you know, it's your name.

Absolutely. And if you have a secret, you should be able to talk about Victoria's secret. And I'm very comfortable with that. What is my secret?

Well, it's not really much of a secret anymore because we've been twittering about it ferociously. And it's talking about autosodomy. Autosodomy. Yes.

All right. I'm glad you broached that subject right now. All right. Autosodomy for those of you who don't know what that is.

I mean, autosodomy could actually be two different things, I guess. Yeah, it could be. It could be oral. It could be.

Or anal. Yes. You know. Or bad.

Teja looks, you know, like she's just had enlightenment. With those little pink Mickey Mouse ears back there. She was, oh, oral or anal. Yes.

Some guys, or if you will, trans women too, can suck their own cocks. And some can. How do we put this delicately? I did try to do that in the press release.

You did a wonderful job with that, by the way. I was delicate because we send to colleges and mainstream television shows. Would you like me to cut to the chase about that, though? Yeah, but this is a show now.

So if you're tuned in, y'all, you've got to just deal. Basically, yeah, I can go fuck myself. There it is. Quite literally.

Quite literally. You have a good time doing it too. Auto anal intercourse. Auto anal intercourse with a vengeance.

Yeah, I can't wait to see that. It's a little different. I admit. A little different.

Well, you know what? That's okay. Viva la Difforance. I love it.

That's what I say. Yes. I'm sorry. What was that you said again?

Viva la Difforance. Exactement. Exactement. Excellent.

Yeah. Actually, it was quite interesting. I was married for a long time and my spouse, after many years. What gender were you married to?

I was married to a woman. Oh, okay. And she had surgery and she lost her sex drive and said, why don't you go fuck yourself?

She was upset with me. Oh, no. This sounds like a Jack Benny setup. Is this really true?

This is really true. Oh, wow. And I was like, I'm very adventurous. So I started playing with myself one day.

And the next thing I know is like, hey, what do you know? I can go fuck myself. Wow. And that's how I found out.

That is how you found out. Well, it's not something you would normally go reaching around and discovering and looking at. I don't know.

I push limits. Yes. I push limits, too. Yeah.

Well, with Jack Hammer around you, I think you'd be discovering if you could fuck yourself that way. But, you know, not everybody has him as their partner. I mean, your partner doesn't sound like she was all that.

It was great for a while. It was great for a little while. And, you know, just we ended up having separate things. So we moved around to different things.

So it was all good. You moved on to different things. Yeah. And you got really into fucking yourself.

Well, into fucking myself, into fucking other people, into getting other people. Right. And how about the whole feminizing thing?

Oh, gosh. Did that happen during the marriage? I told, well... After.

Gosh. Just because I'm ancient, I was born in 73 AD. Don't date yourself. Wow.

Is it? Well, yeah. I'm so, honey, I'm so old. I taught the Romans how to orgy.

You already fucked yourself. Don't date yourself. You should be able to date yourself. Well, that's a good thing.

If you don't love yourself. Romantine. Exactly. Teaching Christopher Columbus how to really go around the world.

I, myself, have been a biblical times. Good point, good point. And I'm here in the Garden of Eden. There you go.

No, but I lost my train of thought. Oh, well, okay. We'll catch that train in a little while. So you can get back on that train and figure it out.

But we do want to know more about your whole, you know... What would you like to know? Transitioning. Oh, the transitioning aspect.

What made you a woman? Oh, gosh. I was five. I knew that then.

But then you got married in between. I mean, as a man. But you know what? She knew two dates in.

On the second date I told her up front. So it wasn't like, I'm like, look, here's the deal. I'm going to be transitioning. This is part of my life.

This is who I'm going to be. And she was cool with it. And then she wasn't cool with it, which is communication issues.

It really has nothing to do with me transitioning and splitting up. Or maybe she just didn't know if she was into it. She thought she was.

She thought she was, and she wasn't. Then she discovered it was too difficult. Yeah, exactly. So then we split in our own ways.

Which was okay. Okay. Yeah. And here you are.

And here I am. And I never in a million years I thought I'd be here. And so glad I am. And now you're like a porn star.

Yeah. You know, I turned around. I have a very good friend who also does this. And she's like, she's been trying to talk me

into getting in front of the camera for a long time. Because I'm used to working behind the camera. Behind the scenes. And next thing you know it's like, okay, why don't we try it?

And I liked it. Because I'm kind of kinky myself. Yes. Well, I think we're guest.

We're all excited to see you do this. And it is masturbation month. Jack is very interested in this, right? Is he now?

Yeah. Okay. Can you fuck yourself? No, Jack.

Maybe I can teach you a thing or two. Maybe, maybe you could. I think you got to relax a lot to do it. I don't know.

You got to be equipped first of all. He's equipped. Yeah. He's equipped.

You got to have equipment. Well, I haven't seen his equipment, so I don't know for sure. So you got to have the link. It's all on the internet.

Yeah. Are you saying I should Google you? Yeah. It's pretty easy.

Okay, but we're going to get into these demo, into a demo in a bit. But I want to introduce my other guests. Oh, please do. You know, because I mean they're just bridling to speak.

Having been acknowledged. They've actually already started speaking, but we should give them names. And they are also from kink.com. And I'm going to say they, because they're a couple, right?

Audrey Rose and Henry Jacob, you're married. A married kinky couple. So you're survivors of marriage, right? We're all survivors.

I wonder where the survivor thing is going to come in. Yeah. You know, anybody who's been married, how long you've been married? A year now.

Yeah. Oh, okay. We're here. You survived a year.

Yeah. That's good. And how long have you known each other? Six years.

Yeah, six years. Ah, okay. Yeah, living together. Five, married one.

Wow. And you decided to get married. A new form of bondage for you, huh? Basically.

Yeah. I asked him. Got some gifts out of it. Yeah.

Yeah. Toaster. So I'm not sure whether to ask you about your kinky side or about your married side or about whether that's the same thing.

They're kind of interconnected. Well, I mean, the whole thing about the first time that you were like actually did something publicly. And yeah, it was right after we got married.

Right after we got married. Yeah. We immediately got married and then got in the porn. Because we're already open and all that.

Okay. So I just got a note, by the way, from one of my Twitter followers. And you can tweet at Radio Susie One if you want to, you know, get a message to us. And Justine is there.

Our scribe and she'll transfer the message to me. And also if you want to call us, we can be reached. You know, we're very accessible. And the number, if you're in USA or Canada, it's 1-866-289-7068.

If you're outside the US, international, it's 2-1-3-670-0066. And Skype-wise, if you're on Skype, we may even be able to video with you. I don't know. Maybe we could video with you.

It's a possibility. If you want to try. It's masturbation month. You'd have to be masturbating, though, I think.

I think that's the rule, yeah. Yeah. Some kind of masturbating. You don't have to fuck yourself, though.

That's advanced. That would just be a plus. All right. But our number on Skype is 213-599-7398.

That's a free call for Skypers. So Panty Boy is telling me he's sorry that he's away. He was away. Right.

He wasn't tweeting. I was wondering about that Panty Boy. You naughty Panty Boy. I'm wearing some exciting black panties for Panty Boy.

He's a panty fetishist. Talk about kink. And he would, he's something, my guess. I don't know what that says.

Teja, you have to, your issue, it sounds like. Panty Boy says sorry he was away. He missed you. Oh, he missed me and my guess.

Okay. Ah. Well, maybe my guests have some interesting panties. We have a panty exchange here.

Or none at all. No panties. No panties. I forgot mine.

That's a rule. Well, you know what? Here's what we're going to do. I can appreciate your rule.

So what I'm going to say is take a pair of panties. And just put them on for while you're sitting at your chair. Okay. The girls.

I mean, I guess I could say the guys. You know, anybody that wants to wear panties really. Anybody. And you can just wear them for now.

Oh, those are big ones. You like those big ones? Yeah, they're boy shorts. Yeah, they're boy shorts.

But they're still kind of big for you, I think. You want the tag on? Yeah. So, you know, and then you can take them off or you can rip them off.

There you go. And then panty boy will get them in some abstract manner. Yeah. So, so, yeah, I think the husband can put on the wife's panties here.

And so, oh, she's, yeah, she's got on those fishnets that are gigantic so that her pussy just kind of... Easy access. Yeah.

It's very easy access. Yes. So, tell us a little bit more about your kinky relationship. Well, I'm slightly more kinky than my husband.

And he's nice enough to let me explore that elsewhere. Mm-hmm. It's nice. Slightly more kinky.

You're dressed more kinky than him. Yeah. My favorite necklace. Yeah.

Talking to the microphone, though. Yeah. My necklace. It's my nipple climp.

Uh-huh. Is one of you dominant and the other submissive or you switch? We don't play at it too much together, actually. No.

No. You're married for business purposes. No, we love each other. I mean, what do you mean?

You play, but... No, we have sex with each other, but we don't do the kink thing together. Yeah. You have sex.

Yes. We have a great sex. Vanilla sex. Well, that's one great thing about open relationships is that if...

It's not always quite vanilla either. You can be each other's best friend in a wonderful relationship. It doesn't mean that you necessarily have to enjoy the same sexual things. Yes.

And if you could branch out, everybody's happy. Do you agree, Jack? Oh, I agree. Do you...

You could be in a relationship with someone that didn't share your kinks or... Me personally? Yeah. Probably not.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Robert McQueen wants to know, does your partner help you when you masturbate using a dildo?

Well, sometimes. I guess when he's there, right? He'll put that down. I guess he can't help because he's not there, right?

Is that everybody's answer? Or I don't know. Does someone have a different answer? Does your partner help you when you masturbate using a dildo?

It's a great time for DP when you only have your partner around in a dildo. Aha. A DP? I agree.

Well, that can help with the dildo because if it pops out, you can go back there and go stick it back in. Right. So you're a very kinky girl and you're a very kinky girl.

See, it works with a DP. I guess you could say that. You're a very kinky girl. Yeah.

Well, with a, you know, when you can do it by yourself and then you have a partner and you can actually do the DP without the dildo. Right. Right.

We're bringing it back to the theme of autoanalsotomy, which we're going to see a demo of. If you are watching us on the doctors, what is it? Well, Dr. Susan Block.TV.

But really what you should do if you want to watch and you're listening, I know you guys that are listening, you're not paying anything, right? And I respect that. Okay.

So then you won't get to see it, which is okay. It's cool with me. But, you know, if you want to see it, then click that thing that says watch the show.

Okay. And then you can, you know, you might have to pay something. Right. But before we do that, I want to just get back to our theme.

Survivors and Jack. Yes. So this neo-bladder situation, I mean, how does it affect your kinky life? It affected it for a while, like last year, after I found out.

I found out right after I came back from, actually the day I got back from AVNs last year, 2011. You found out. Yeah.

I answered my phone finally and my doctor told me. It just goes to, you should answer your phone. I guess. I was in Vegas at AVNs.

I really didn't care who was calling me. It wouldn't have mattered. So what, I mean, do you ever think about that? Like what if you'd gotten the message while you were there?

Would it have messed up your time or not? I don't know. I mean, it was kind of bad because two years before that, my mother had just died of cancer.

But she smoked for 40 some years. Really? So she was one that really it was directly related. What do you think yours?

Oh, mine came from, you're going to love this one. Iraq. No, no, no, I was in Kuwait. Kuwait, okay.

But they come from that. It came from being stationed at Camp Lejeune in the 80s. Oh, I knew it was the U.S. government. Well, I still love the Marine Corps, but, you know, but, um,

it was just some people that lied. And it was contaminated water from 1957 to 1987. Ooh. Yeah.

Contaminated water. Yeah, there's a documentary about it. It's called, uh, Semphi. Um, I forget the subtitle, but it was made by a master gunnery

sergeant, Endsmeyer, and a Mike Partain. Do you have a lawsuit going? No. It never went through.

Contaminated water? Well, I don't know. It never went through in the government, so. You don't.

I mean, the VA has taken care of me finally, so. Oh, they are. Yeah. Well, God and Goddess bless them, I guess, but, you know,

wow. Well, anyway, you know, you got it, things happen to us, you know, it comes from different things, the water, the air, uh, chemicals, um, the food we eat, of course,

smoking, but the exhaust we breathe on the freeway, you know, it's everywhere. Little nanoparticles. Yeah.

That the body doesn't know what to do with. They're even trying to say that sex gives you cancer, but I think that's a really, really stretch. Well, they're trying to say it.

They're trying to say you get some kind of neck cancer or something from giving oral sex. I don't know. What?

It's not working. I haven't heard that. Yeah, you get throat cancer. Right.

But they haven't proved it. They're just floating that. It's an urban legend. Exactly.

I think so. That could explain my scratchy throat. No. No.

No. No. Okay. But cancer, actually it's funny because it doesn't

usually give you these scratchy things. It's a silent mover. Yeah. I didn't know until like, basically at stage four

when they told me. Wow. I was, I trained, you know, because I trained all the time and eat right.

And they just kept thinking I had kidney stones, which I didn't because I was a symptom. So I just kept having blood and. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blood in the urine, which is something that is a symptom, but yet that can be a symptom of many other things.

Right. Yeah. Including infection. So, okay.

So they, did you operate and then do chemo or chemo and then operate? Well, I had an operation which they thought it would fix it.

And then I got rushed to the hospital the next day because it didn't work. Oh. And then a month later, so that was January.

Don't you hate when that happens? Yeah. And then that February, 2012, I had the big 10-hour surgery.

And then that's when I went home with all the tubes in me. And so I was in hospital for a month. And the grenades, I thought you might

appreciate that as a marine. I mean, you have these little bags on the side of your body that the nurses call grenades.

They look like grenades. I actually called it a grenade and the nurse said, oh yeah, that's what we call it too.

And they're full of your fluids. Right. Well, you know, this major operation, they're mixing up all this stuff.

You know, I mean, hey, sex is about fluids and so is life. Life is about fluids. We have fluids inside of us.

And when we rearrange things, they sometimes leak, you know? Yeah. So yeah.

So okay, so anyway, you had these operations. Right. Did you do chemo?

I had to wait until, so I got out of the hospital in March. So I had started chemo in May. So I had seven months of chemo.

But the chemo was so strong that it kept putting me in the hospital. So I wound up with seven surgeries. Oh my God.

Because every time I would go for chemo, they'd say, no, we're going to keep you in the hospital because you can't give you chemo.

Because if your blood levels are at certain, it's too dangerous to give you the chemo. Yeah.

Chemo is, it's basically poison. Yeah. This is chemo. We call it, this is our little bear.

We called chemo. And this helped Max through chemo. Not a bear. Yeah, you're right.

No, we have another one. It's a bear called bladder bear, which I can't find. But this one's the one to help with

chemo. And then we had a bear to help with the bladder. Okay.

Max actually did okay with chemo. In fact, he, the steroids, feel this rush of sexual energy from the steroids?

No, I didn't take, they didn't get you steroids. They gave me the Jimzar Cisplatin, which was like the strongest one they have.

And so that's why I was just like all rundown. I went from 181 pounds, all muscle, to 153 pounds.

Wow. What are you now? I'm back to 175. All right.

Yeah. I just started training and working out again. Okay.

Well, we'll have to see how you're doing. Kicking ass and taking knees. No, I had to.

Yeah. I had to have one more surgery just past December. Hmm.

Because I had to. Yeah. Just this past December, so. So I got out of hospital two days

before Christmas. Ah. Yep. So you've gone almost six months

now with no surgery? Yes. Okay. Oh, nothing.

Well, now I just have like food allergies. New food allergies. Yeah.

I never had anything before, but you know that chemo just screws up your system. It certainly does.

It does all kinds of crazy things. Yeah. Well, it's poisonous. It's supposed to kill the cancer,

but it kills other things too. Yeah. Well, here you are and you look great.

Thank you. Oh, yeah. Thanks for having me back in here. I'm so excited to have you back

again. I'm so excited to like see you and your friends. You brought these friends here.

Yeah. And I want to see you perform. I'm not sure though. Should we,

should we see our much vaunted

auto? Yes. Sod us. Yes.

Yes. All right. Okay. Okay.

I think that's a yes. That was a yes. Yeah. Okay.

So you girls have your panties so you can get them nice and wet before your

performance, whatever it might consist of. By the way,

I just want to say before the performance, I have these these

irrigation things. Do you remember these? Love is irrigating your lover's penis.

I have to do everything myself. You did. Why don't you have a slave

irrigating your penis? I didn't have anybody. Would you have irrigated

his penis? Well, if he asked me to. Yeah.

Sure. Yeah. Well, you have to ask.

I didn't know it was an accident. Well, hopefully it won't happen

again. I mean, you wouldn't want to wish that,

but. But Audrey did come and visit me in a hospital, which was cool.

But I have my last time. Jack, that was one of the first

times we hung out. Yeah. That's true. Oh, here.

The hospital. Okay. So anyway, so now

I think we're going to have the Wait a minute. We're not going to talk

about my bladder. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Let's talk about your

bladder. I didn't know where you were. I heard the FBI

was going to bust my bladder. Why can't we talk about my.

This is a home show. That's right. That's right.

Just like cooks do a cooking show from the kitchen. I do my show

from my bed. And it's done at home. And so, you know,

our technology sometimes goes and off. And that's just

what happens, right? But it's all part of the, the live nature of

things, the live homegrown nature. Authenticity.

Yes. Yes. Exactly. all right.

So we're back. And, and Max wanted to speak some more about his bladder,

I think. No, no, that's all right. I just wanted to say that the FBI

was going to bust my bladder. And then if I wasn't married to

you and I had another wife, she might have busted my

balls. Now she busts my bladder. That's a joke.

That was about me. I bust his bladder. I thought I

irrigated his penis, which was, you know, a saintly thing to do.

Yeah. Now, now it's two guys in a bladder.

It's two guys in a bladder. The bladder doesn't know what the fuck it's

doing because it's not a bladder. Okay. It's a

it's a part of your, your intestine. So it's

like all of a sudden it gets cut out and put there and says now you're a

bladder. It looks that you wouldn't know a bladder.

It's got real water in it. How about that? Yeah.

Piece of shit. Whoa. Whoa. You know,

there's something fun about everything, even bladder irrigation.

Right? Boy, I'm going to have the American Cancer Society

calling me. Said, we're going to bust your bladder,

motherfucker. You got to make everything fun.

Yeah. And if you're doing it by yourself, then it's got to be

like masturbation, I guess. You got to go, all right.

I'm going to get a gate. Yeah. And I want to say this is

their law. And if I had Jack Haber's penis, I might enjoy your

gate. It might be a fetish for that already. It probably is.

It exists. There's a fetish for it. It's very important

to do this, by the way, just a little public service

and service announcement because you can get an infection.

Infections are very common. And you get one anyway, usually.

But, you know, you have to try to prevent them through

the irrigation. Yeah. Well, I don't have to do any of

that anymore. Irrigation. It gives new meaning to the word blow job.

Yeah, blow job. Or I should say cock sucking

because you're sucking it out. Okay. You suck out the

bad. And then you push it in here. And then you

put stick. It doesn't hurt that much. Come on.

No. It's scary. I'm a real dom, huh? Don't

tell me it hurts. You have to take your medicine now. It's pretty scary.

It is scary though. It's scary to have your type of thing going into

your pee hole. My penis had nothing to do with it.

And it's getting tortured, okay? I have so much fun of it though.

I have a special thing of water. I think I should put this snake away,

though. Who wants to put my snake away? Okay.

Oops. My syringe. I love that that it's a syringe.

There's all kinds of syringes. I'm just getting into this whole

medical fetish thing, which never really... I'll have a bunch of extra stuff if you want it

because I don't want it anymore. Max doesn't either. You're just

sick and tired of it by now. He doesn't want it either.

want it either. Yeah. You know. All right.

And look at this. I don't know where Tasia presented me with this, but it's

like a pee-pee color. Tasia? I think it's bubbles. Yeah.

I actually have something like that. It sounds fun. Is it bubbles?

How do you work this? It's a bubble wand. It's a bubble wand.

Yeah. Oh. I don't want to put your lips up to it

and then you blow. Like mostly. Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah. What do you blow on? Oh, I see that to pull this out though.

Yeah. You pull it out of its sheath and then you blow on it.

Except I think it's broken. Oh, you broke the wand. You broke the wand.

I didn't do this. Crazy blue. I think I know who did. Wait, wait, but don't

leave me with the bubble stuff. Okay. Especially since it does look like

urine. Yeah. He put it in the syringe. Well,

somebody's been taking their violence. I actually use that as a toy in my

cam shows. Use it as a toy? I have something very similar to that,

but it's purple, not yellow. Right. I had one of those,

but it broke. What did you do with it? Yeah, the yellow was a little strange.

I inserted into my ass and then I take it out and then I blow bubbles. Oh, enough of talking

about inserting things into your ass, ma'am. It's time for you to insert something

into your ass. All right. Okay. So stand up

and come to the stage area, please. my headphones. Yes.

Yes. You must. All right. So here she is.

This is Victoria Vale and Victoria is going to unveil Victoria's secret.

Very shortly. She is wearing a pink skirt which matches my pink. We didn't even coordinate this.

No, we didn't. I'm very excited. And let's get a microphone for Victoria Vale.

The microphone is over here. Can someone, one of you kind gentlemen standing there,

could you get this microphone off of that? Just bring it off of the mic stand.

Yes. With the cord. Yes. Okay.

So here we are. So you can put those headsets on. Yes. Okay.

All right. So here you are. You look divine. Thank you.

They did not know you were going to wear pink. You know. I really didn't.

I was kind of surprised. We should pose like we love each other. Okay.

Yeah. Talk amongst yourselves. We're posing. That's right.

Okay. There we go. So now let's see.

Would you like a little music or do you want to describe what you're doing? How best would you

do you want me to undress you? Oh, why? I could do that.

Let's do that. Okay. Okay. So should I start here?

Yeah. Sure. Okay. Here we go.

So she's going to do the sports casting because she's good at that. Play by play.

Play by play. Here we go. And there are some lovely little

b-cups. The tits. Victoria unveils her titties.

That's right. And you can take this off. I guess.

I'm getting nervous. You're getting nervous. Yeah.

Okay. My goodness. Nervousness is just the other side of the coin

of excitement, brothers and That's right. Okay. So these are

perky. They're perking up here. Okay. So now I think

you should maybe stand. Is this Okay.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Stand for me, please.

Okay. Unzipping the skirt. That's right. Okay.

And now down we go. Okay. And if you notice

my panties are even very similar. Your panties are very similar.

Aww. Look at that. Look at this. We're knitting in panties.

That's right. And I didn't even get the memo. Wow.

So there we go. Okay. So now that we've established that we're

That's right. Okay. And we both like pink.

Yes. And we both like pink. So now you're wearing very, very cute panties.

Yeah, she has a little heart on her head too. Oh, and you have a little heart on your tummy

on the side there. That's from Nightclub. It's a branding. You have a branding.

Oh, come on over here and take a picture of the brandings next to each other.

There we go. Branded girls. There you go. Can we see that?

You might need to get up here. It's a very It's a very

It's a very It's a very It's a very It's a very

And we, you know, you know oh, God well that was pretty prominent. Yours is a little

you need to work on it. You need to brand it again. Can help you with it. You can help you with that.

Okay, so now here we go. I think we're 2 Should we take these off?

Yeah, well, if There we go, there we go, there we go.

And then we got this. Ah, here comes The coq. Right, and Tasia is so excited, and already it's snapping around, you know, it's getting

kind of excited. So just to show everybody, because what you have to do, it just is like the secret for, you know, for people who do drag shows, they'll tuck it out. Okay, camera, okay, we need some close-up, okay, somebody get up on stage, maybe Justin,

you want to get up on stage? Yeah, let's get the cameras right, we have to see what's going on here, because this is an educational show. Yes, very educational.

This is educational, and you have to show how you put the thing in there. You know who you want to know. So you stuff it between your butt cheeks. So we appreciate this.

You definitely have to go between the butt cheeks. Don't try this at home unless you have a certain length. Very good. Right, right.

Because you could pull something, right? You could. Wait, what's bad about pulling things? Sometimes you can pull too hard.

I was thinking in terms of like pulling something like a sprain, like a muscle. Ouch. You know, I don't know if you want to pull a muscle. Ooh, look at you.

Who are you? Oh, yeah, I can do that. That's really good. Oh, your mic's not on.

I mean, I don't want to. I'm just getting on here. Oh, okay, okay. Lean back.

That's good. Maybe... It's a little easier to do it. Okay.

On my back. On your back. You're going to do it on your back. I see.

Okay. Here we go. Good. Okay.

It's so strange with the earphones on. So, there we go. Right. So, what you can do is you lift it up.

Okay. Whoops. Cameras. Yep.

Okay, cameras. Cameras. Okay, here's the dick. And I'll hold your legs up.

Everybody turn away from the television. Wow. Okay. There it is.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Oh, look at this. Oh, she's fucking herself, brothers and sister.

She is sticking her cock in her own asshole, hoisting her own petard or something. She is definitely going and fucking herself. Oh. And without any lube, I want to add.

I mean, I don't know if that's a good idea. How come no lube? I mean, I... That's how you do it.

Wow. That's how you do it. With enough practice, anyone can do it. Yeah, with a little practice, anybody can do anything.

And if you work your hole and you can spread it out. You can do anything you being and all kinds of fun stuff. You can do anything. With a...

But do you recommend doing it without lube? Not for beginners. No. No, definitely not.

Only for pros. Right. And did you do that on purpose without lube? I mean, because you like the...

Well, I like it rough. You do. Absolutely. You like it rough.

But he's kinky. That's right. Okay, well, you have done a tremendous performance. Can we give a hand to Sister Victoria, please?

So... You can do anything. That's right. Put your mind to it.

You can accomplish anything. You could invite some of our other guests to show us some other forms of rough... I think that's entirely appropriate.

Tap that. What happens when you're a survivor? Somebody say kaka? Kaka?

No. No kaka. No kaka. Tonight.

I mean... You can go ahead. I'm okay with that. All right.

So let's see. Well, really, Jack is our guest of honor. Wait a minute. I want to ask Jack a question.

Okay, go ahead. Question? Jack, can you do what she just did? No, I can't.

Would you like to learn how? It's masturbation month. It is? Right.

Do you put a rock on it? No, but that doesn't mean you have to do everything. No, that's true. You should do what you like.

I think Jack should do what he likes. Absolutely. And, you know, I mean, if his cock accidentally just flops up his asshole,

then that could happen. I can see it could. It flops. I mean, if it goes like that, well,

you know, anyway, we'll see. But, you know, he's got all kinds of things to do. This is why we're not on television, Susie.

Oh. Right. Well, you know, anyway, I told people that there was going to be some kink tonight.

So, you know, even though I put it in a polite way, I said auto anal sodomy. Again, I think that's probably the most polite way I've ever seen it.

Because I said, I just, I have fucking myself. Yeah. Right. Well, people often say that, hey,

I'd rather fuck than masturbate, so you can do both. Yes. Okay.

So, okay. So now our kink people, kink.com. Jack. Well, kink.com.

Wow. What? They got the whole thing up there in San Francisco. Right.

Yeah. They could put this whole place in one room. That'd be fucked up. Yeah.

Big building. One floor. How big is it? It's a four-story castle, basically.

Yeah. It's a four-story... It's pretty big. Armory.

Oh, and the basement. And the basement. Yeah, and there's the basement, too. With the creek running.

With the watering. Yeah. With the creek running. The creek running through it, too.

You got a creek running through it. You just don't want to step in that water, though. No. He put the subs in the water.

It causes cancer. Oh, yeah. That water is probably like that. Oh, man.

He's rough. I got to get you guys up here. Come on. I don't care what you do.

Just come up on the stage. Who's she bringing up there? Who's that? Oh, yeah.

Somebody wrestles. I have syringes. Okay. Baby, can I take that?

I have a syringe. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure if there's any syringes. No, you could force your slave onto the Sybian if you want.

Mm, okay. And now, we have a new guest at the stripper pole table. Jack and Alice are ascending the womb room stage. Who is our new guest?

This is Tracy. Hi! Oh, Tracy! You look so different.

You look older. Wow. I don't look like I'm 16 today. No, you look older than me.

And you're not that anyway you you are how old are you 18 19 so she's still not allowed to drink Three weeks later. She was at our quad S show a few weeks ago She was really a hit quad S is the society for the scientific study of sexuality and a bunch of sex scientists and we just threw Tracy in there and she blew all their minds

Yeah, you have to talk on the microphone here. You can and then you study biophysics or yes That's cool. All right. You're a biophysicist. I'm a biophysicist grad student. So I'll biophysicist and training, right? Okay, well, you know, that's good enough for me. What are the what is the biophysics of kink? You have to be the neuroscience, I guess then well the closest thing

Yeah, take measurements of spanking my ass or something You could I guess yeah, okay? The study of pain, I mean I would put her on the cross Pleasure and pain and you know, and you know, that's a real big thing in healing, of course

Jack isn't on a microphone now, but max is you know, I'm right here in the bar all about the principles Pleasure and pain pain management because in the hospital all the nurses are doms Right and they're the real thing because you're getting some serious pain But they give you some amazing pleasure and its name is sister morphine

And here goes Jack hammer. Okay. Who's gonna hold the microphone sort of hovering near them See if they have any sounds to make I think we can do that. Okay. I'll volunteer. Oh, yes All right. So this is Jack hammer pulling the hair. Oh, yes pull that up. Well, very good Here she is Kings north miss Alice Kings north taking the name of her great-grandmother

Or great-great-grandmother beautiful ass And she has a beautiful ass she does mmm, and she is wearing panties right now panty boy And she is making some sexy sounds right now

And Jack hammer is Hammering away Oh And plus and plus yeah a little pussy slapping. Yes, you know pussy spankin and this is a whip made of

This is a flogger excuse me flogger. This looks pretty light. Yeah, it looks like elk elk Which feels really good by the way brothers and sisters those of you who are not experienced with flogging think this is painful But this is well that's a little bit startling. Oh, okay. Well, he's putting a lot of elbow grease into that I was gonna say elk doesn't hurt, but that maybe

Mostly elk is very sensuous, but Jack is managing to make it Yeah, it is a very lightweight. It's a very lightweight flogger, so oh Just in case Right, you better watch out. She's gonna bust your bladder

I Say you hurt my hit my cervix more than my bladder Okay, well you're not the birthday girl tonight that's somebody else, but you're certainly taking it Oh, yeah, she's gonna take it in a minute. Yeah, I mean, but but I mean

I don't know if I'm the only one that's wondering if you're working up enough of a sweat jack To remove any more clothing. I think they want you naked Jack. Oh, it sure sounds like that's what it sounds like Or maybe the slave could help I want to learn about the package that supposedly everybody's already googled because I've been

Lovely guys nice camera. Okay, so maybe could we could we sort of keep it tight make things more comfortable here? Absolutely Can't beat her in the front. Oh, no, no, we didn't ask you to beat her in the front No, we're asking you to strip some of your clothes off. They want to see your package Jack Well, I mean your whole you know your whole cell

It's attached to a new bladder now. It is the package We're just really excited about that. We people in the world of Blatterville To know I by the way, I belong to the Blatter cafe And if anybody has bladder cancer, you should you should we have we got music now

We know it We know the dance I'm getting a better Oh Somebody's gonna have to get those shoes off

Where's the new ink? Maybe my producer should help him with the shoes shoes Shoes maybe help them with shoes Oh, he doesn't even have any laces smart. Oh, yeah, he does. He does. They're just hidden. Okay. They're

Okay, here we go Yeah, yeah, we're like it Oh You're heating the place up. Okay. There goes one shoe. Okay, and the other shoe. Okay, somebody else is gonna have to

Know what the fuck and I like the way she chose a bladder yellow pair of panties Could you describe that in detail for the audience the the panties are yellow watching on Tonight is yellow and pink. I think beautiful color on the now. Yeah, actually Tasia's wearing yellow and pink right

And pink. Yeah, and and really Alice's ass is pink and her panties are you shake the cameras a little bit make it really good time We are getting Jack's pants off, which is really an exciting thing Very exciting

Oh Yeah He's sexy and he knows it and we know it. Yeah, you know, I can't get him to keep his pants on when he comes to our place Okay, almost all right

Yeah All right And Tasia is The green liquid green thing over there. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, this is the agua the aqua cocoa liquor

Are you are you do you imbibe? Do you do you drink alcoholic beverages? You do? Okay, well, this is on occasion on a Kate. Well, is this one of those occasions? Yes I've already had three Manhattan's today. So I was having a little water. Uh-huh. Well, somebody's gonna get the bladder yellow penis shooter from

Play parlor I'll take I'll take bladder yellow. He's taking yellow. Oh, okay. Oh, by the way, where's the adult play parlor bad? Yeah, by the way, if you're listening to this little play parlor, they're okay. We're giving you a big plug We're giving you a plug and that's called a plug

Toy any plug but plugs from the other kind of stuff from a toy with us. That's right to take home But a sense of more toys if you want more hands adult play Reporting from okay Okay, she got it. She got a dot. Okay. Get your picture taken with your toy

There she is with her pleasure. Don't hold it up here just in case we don't want to include the tits hold it by the face Yeah, okay. Here we go. Very nice And here's your toy take a toy. Okay. Yeah. Oh, do I get a toy? Yes, you do get a toy And what kind of toy does she get could you name it?

Oh She got a big one. Are you gonna fuck yourself with that now? I might yeah, okay? She got a big one. I got this is advertising. That's the biggest one. Okay, and Jack you get a toy Well, I mean you could give it away. Oh, he's gonna close his eyes. He got a pocket rocket

Does that because they get a toy an X marine and our motto is drop pocket rockets not So it's make love not war drop pocket rockets not patriot missiles and here we go Okay, it's crashes. It's out of his body shot. Okay, so how this works is you get your Your your salt cameras tight. This is your lime salt. Keep in touch. Okay. Did you want some?

No, you're not and you don't want some. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. It's all this is the lime salt Okay, and you are we're having sex lick it off of a partner Someone preferably a nipple is a good idea. Oh, there goes a nipple. I see I'm trying to pull it out It's true with the pull it out. Yeah, pull it out girl. Yeah

Pull it out or he'll cut it off. They went that away. Here comes. I wouldn't want to start in Audrey's tits Very nice Yes, and now he's licking it Give me that give me that right behind you the clipboard clipboard

What a beautiful yes, I can lick it off my own breasts. I'll do oh you can lick it off your own breath Yeah, I think you should get off of something auto nipple licking. It's a vanilla thing to do Can I do the auto theme? Well, you could okay, okay? I'm really I'm really not that vanilla. You just give me a good I feel so bad

He does thank you. You can't do this because it involves alcohol, but you can take your oh, yeah She's only 18. Don't give her alcohol. You could take your clothes. Okay. No, don't do that She's 20 years Corrupting a minor

Okay So now Instructions do we lick the salt you lick the salt and then down the shot okay, and then you lick things Okay, so they're both your tits

Balls up. Okay. Okay. Yeah, don't put the balls up you leak all over yourself Okay, how about bladder up Okay panty boy would like to know if Audrey Rose can insert her panties and pull them out That is not an uncommon request

I Do take requests from our audience so I think that is a good request But I think that would mean you'd have to take them off and then stuff them in your pussy Yeah, I guess you you certainly can yeah

But you didn't have to have your shot. Yeah. Yeah, so who's titties would you like to or whatever you can just Yeah, are we good? Can she? Yeah, oh Here we go Victoria Vale is taking her

Lime salt off of the leg They click click and down the hatch Wow, and she did hers balls down, but they don't leak Okay, very good

Awesome and balls down is brought to you by so Balls deep okay, so maybe can you sit over there now that we we're getting a little bit of But don't get dressed we want you to stay like this Yeah, stay naked, but just or you know, I mean it's just getting a little bit

Okay, or you could get back there I guess all right and Taylor wants to know is it safe to stretch on Your balls and penis to make them longer stretch out your balls and penis to make them longer Is it safe? It's safe people do that

That Balls I mean in in these tribes where they weighed them down they do and in some domination Circles they actually take bowling balls. Yeah, they take bowling balls. They put it to a chain and to stretch them out

I wouldn't recommend that that would be a little people trying to stretch the ball Okay, even yeah, I'm kinky, but I don't know if I'd be careful about the ball Something like that it falls in the street a little bit of ball stretching is okay. I'm pretty open-minded, but I don't know that one How about penis stretching? That's because I'm a big fan of not breaking the toys

Yes So now oh here take your toy. Did you get a toy yet? No, pick a toy any toy and either you're gonna have to sit either back there or over there actually here You'll be better. See what did you get? Yeah?

Move your cameras. Okay, so you need to either sit back there or over here. Okay, you can go around there. Yeah Oops, oops, whoa careful Okay, ah So take picture. Yes. Okay, so now this one you're gonna stuff your panties in your pussy, right? Mm-hmm. Here you go. Oh

You want to hold it? Mm-hmm Jack, but I don't know Jack I want you to do something more here with with your lady friend. We want to see your bladder. I want to see your bladder, right? How long Microphone is here. Yes

Forgot to mention that occasionally we do do spanking and tickle play together Spanking and tickle play very good. Okay. Well, that's exciting. Oh, you're not vanilla darling. Okay, so now she's a little kink here No, she's removing the label from her panties, you know, or maybe not she's just gonna keep the label on there No, don't stick the label in your pussy. Okay, she's gonna putting a little lube, which is her saliva

And now she's stuffing the panties into her pretty pussy Panty boy. Oh, she just threw the label off. Mm-hmm and Jack Hammers got His king's north by the neck She's got a very nice collar

right around her neck Mm-hmm, and panties are fully almost do they fit do they fit? Wow Wait, I don't know. He's got to stuff them all the way in stuff as much as you know Look at that. Can you believe how much he's getting right in there right now? Oh, oh, there they go

Uncommon request. Okay. Here they go. There they go. A lot of guys like to have panties stuff What do you attribute that to? But I do cam shows and when people request that I do yeah, and look at these fishnets are very very kinky Yeah, but I think you need to get down here on your knees right around here

And don't block the cameras for goodness sake right. I'm glad he took a shirt off at least right Yes, all right So tell me how he's doing. He's pulling anything right there. Yeah. He is sexy Somebody might I need a camera over on this side on this side to show this angle right here because

He's like pulling it from this angle, right? Mmm Here he goes he's she's got the pussy the panties in her pussy. This is like Peter Piper picked a pack of Panis. Oh, and now the panties are out of her pussy and they're drenched

to drenched her pussy juice Audrey Audrey Audrey champagne very intellectual show look that is

Well, you know, this is pleasure and let me just say pleasure really helps you to deal with the pain Darling, can I be your dawn from now on? Maybe don't oh, what would you like to command him to do? Yeah, definitely just like to tickle him and put things in his butt though. Okay. Well, I want you to figure it out

I think he should take his pants off or something or maybe you should help get him to help you take a little more off and then you got a toy and and so you could play with that and

I'm gonna check over here. How are you doing Alice? Doing pretty good. So yeah What's he gonna do with that rope? I mean up in all kinds of ways. Yeah. Oh, you're gonna get on the floor

Now can we get her panties off at this point get those cameras in there just panties are coming off the panty boy collection Yes, here it is these yellow panties are very symbolic. We have a request for face fucking face fucking You ever heard of that

Okay, so she's go to face book I think there's some request for face fucking. I'm not sure which who-to-who. Yeah No, no, no, you're not doing any face face face. Are you doing face fucking? I do face fucker a lot. Okay, so I think there will be face fucking

So right now there is there's preparing of sorts Okay, I'm face book. There's there's tying up. This is bondage Yes, yeah, so the bondage part of bondage and discipline and I think that you could I can probably guess they took ever Jack learned this rope tying and

military Training place When he was in the Marines, right, okay, okay ties him like a sailor, but it's from the Marines and You know it's part of what makes him a good Marine

I think a lot of Marines and sailors probably have not fetishes, huh? Yeah, and it's all fake marijuana in there It's just a movie we're watching Okay, it's all made up So what's going on over here? This is all done in

2536 yeah, okay, we have cocks out Yeah, no this cock is real there's a real cock out here. Oh, well there is Do we have a This is it. You know what we have some cocks out tonight

Okay, well, I'm gonna I'll be there with my bladder in two minutes now The thing is I was gonna ask Alice to help get Jack's shorts off But now her hands are tied She's gonna have to get them off with some other part of herself. Maybe

Hmm her teeth her teeth I vote oh, but now she's got rope through her teeth Yeah Nice show great Nice show. Yeah, yeah, that's this is why they don't put us in fucking tillers

Well because I mean playboy calls every six months and then they go like could you not do that kind of stuff? He does he does and look at that. He's a ginger He's a total ginger Daywalker

Wow This is biochemistry Or biophysics not by is it biophysics. Yeah, biophysics. Excuse me. That's what this is in some sense Not sure what sense

You're trying the Sybian. Oh, okay, you can do that. You can try the city nice cameras Look at faces. Look at faces. She's on a Sybian. Look at her face Saram rap on it. Okay Yeah, we're we're very cleanly here

So it you've got it going on. So okay, so we've got Victoria Vale riding the Sybian and Jack is tying up his slave. I Guess she's a slave or Sybian Alice Alice she can't say what she is anyway because her

Faces tied up. She's got a gag rope gag going on here and she looks great She's naked and she's got a pretty little ring through her clip and And couple number one here the married couple of

Audrey and Henry are just playing he's playing with her lovely natural titties. They are lovely We're we're pretty natural tonight. Yeah, it's pretty natural night. Yeah, and And Henry is you know masturbate. No, he's not masturbating actually I was gonna say you're masturbating for masturbation month, but that is your wife's hand

But I think that's okay. It's you can masturbate someone else on masturbation month I think it's the master do this something goes on with your hand. Okay, and Jack is now Going to just like this slave And Audrey maybe she should get that skirt off. What do you think the skirt is great camera guys?

Yeah, I love your camera and this is the ass Yeah Oh, she can't get it all. Oh, here we go. Let me try this Okay

Okay, and This does this oh this you can just buckle. Yeah, I'm buckle and I'm zip. Okay. Well, I can help Yeah Now ladies and gentlemen brothers and sisters lovers and sinners the place is kind of getting orgiastic and

That's when you start to hear moaning. You've heard a lot of talk about society and cancer and Kink and now you're just experiencing the

the physical side of Love and lust Lust partners and do it before the cancer gets you and yes. Yes. That's important do it now. Okay. Do it now Well, okay

So so we've got some real excitement going on here We've got cock sucking going on here. My goodness. Okay. Well, there's a request for face fucking. Yeah. Yeah There's some face fucking going on for Tasia

And look at that. She's doing such a good job on her husband. This is marital sex And it's got a lovely cock That she's just sucking away and smiling with such marital pride Survivors of one year of marriage. This is the new wife

The old wise didn't do this That's after a year though folks The old wise I suck my bladder And my thing here. She is deep throwing the cock and suck and licking the balls at the same time, right quite a skill

Yes, this is all real. There's no trick photography is deep-throating mad cock What would you say is the size there? Yeah, look at look at this now? Have you measured it? No, do you have a ruler? Ah, do we have a ruler? We should We should find a ruler

Mmm, I would guess that it's around there. I have my tape measure, but it's too big Yeah, do we have a ruler? Oh, we're getting one I think or a tape measure of some sort. Okay, hmm Speaking of hard cocks, there's a another hard one Victoria Vales cock is really just shooting With desire and she's riding the Sybian

You came oh my goodness, you didn't tell me oh you didn't shoot yet. Oh You have you have like internal orgasms. Ah, okay, and do you shoot also? Yeah, you do. Okay. Well sometimes. All right. Well, we'll definitely warn us when you if and when you do that Yeah, here we go. Here we go. I'll let the wife measure. Let us get out of the room. Oh

Yo, yeah, oh, yeah, when he heard the ruler was coming out again, I don't want to get shot Maybe you're unhappy or so And the Sybian is going You want to measure yours?

What do you got there let that ass Here oh you're doing it backwards Figures does everything back Okay, that's at least seven

Whoo, okay, next stroke and One it's a good one. Okay, and now we're smacking that ass Sucking that cock eight inches of Burn love for Robin love jackhammer. What kind of thing is is that a paddle? That's it looks like a very primitive sort of weapon there

It's beautiful. Look at that Oh my this is a work of art this paddle. This is the whole show Oh on your ass Okay, we're doing an insert on the Sybian

I'm whacking her ass and these little I think I should They're already ripped so what the hell let's rip them a little more Yeah, just with one little strand of pantyhose is just ripped and then whacked. Yes Yes

Yes, that's for being such a naughty wife. Yeah, that's being such a nice white. That's really nice My bladder any time you're such a naughty girl. I think I should give the hubby a whack too. Yes Mmm. Yes, because he's a naughty hubby. Yes a horny hubby. Mm-hmm. Where'd you find these people? You know, I invited Jack and he brought them. Oh, but of course Victoria. They have seven some nice big cocks here

Yeah, look at that guys. We got to go out there now On the show none of this happened defend our territory. Yeah, well because we didn't have too many guys to your night We got pretty crazy though you were riding the Sybian that's for sure you got crazy you squirted young lady I would consider that crazy

Squirt night nice Yeah, oh we're doing what oh Okay, we need to put a condom on that though darling. Okay. What oh, it's got one Very good. Okay. Oh

Yes, that camera into this move that camera in. Oh, yeah, and it's like a beautiful fucking painting It is oh spank spank here Whoops, it's not high definition Come was my ass that he had left bruise and our honeymoon oh

It was a lovely and you told them the story said this is my honeymoon I said that I'd like pain and I said here's evidence and it was a yeah, you like paint. How do you feel about pain? I don't like it as much as she does. Oh, I can handle certain kinds like shocks electric pain But I'm not I'm not into the whips or the single tails as much as Audrey is

Being bitten being bitten that is that's not something I'm into Look like a biter. She looks so sweet Tell us about your biting. What about my biting I Like to bite your neck and he won't let me do it very often

I want to see I I guess we've only got a few more minutes of the actual show Although I think we're gonna go a little bit into overtime. Okay. We're gonna go a little bit over time it's somebody's birthday tonight and She's busy now

All right, the cake. Where's the cake? Oh, I think we got to do that. But before we do that Are we gonna are we gonna are you gonna pull down his pants for us? Can't you do it? Come on That's okay. We don't care. We don't care about hard here. We just want to see it, right? Who cares?

Who cares we don't care about hard. He's hard. It's okay. This is how you give a blow job. Yeah So this is a really good learning Yeah, right that city and we're talking full frontal here She's gonna try to pull it down pull those pants down root for her brother

You can do it Oh, I'm so impressed All right brothers and sisters we got we got all the cocks out now. I'm so excited Tasia This is for you wait a minute

Well, not all the cocks not all of them. No, you want to bring your cock out, honey? No, no, no No, you don't want to intimidate everybody else. It's in my diapers. It's sleeping. It's doing really good Don't bother birthday girl cock. Otherwise, there'll be squirting everywhere Time

Yeah, I think it is I think it is we have all the cocks out. I think we should We need to get the candles Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay the cocks are out the candles are out I mean, it's all I think you better move that that corset from from there

If you're if you're listening on television, then you know what's going on If you're listening on radio, you will have no idea the strawberry lover Didn't make a wish right now as you probably noticed

Why didn't you make a wish because all my dreams have already come true come to the dr. Susan block show and I mean serious You make our dreams come true, but we hopefully give you some new dreams so we can make some new dreams Come Dr. Suzy dreams all the time about fucking in the ass

Okay, we you know pussy pie Here's some stuff Stuff including from adult play play parlor. Okay, so that means you have to put it in your She got all the stuff out of these guys

Okay, oh, I'm in the nasal Okay, and then this is very nice, and this is her cake and these are her strawberries if you don't know already You want some strawberries? Yeah, you want to eat that off of anything or anyone? Dr. Suzy

Yes, yes max I would like after to also say something to Tasia. Yes. Yeah, okay. Okay after later Well, why are you talking about it because I'm reminding you to remind me You're reminding me to remind you during the show that you want to say something. Yeah. Yeah, this is a home show After the show you're in that room. I'm in the bar in trouble by any chance. No not at all

Then why can't you say it now? Well? Well, happy birthday, Tasia. Okay. Oh, this is her maxi pad. Yeah Tasia's on her period. I'll wait. I'll wait till after this Speak no no no no

We're we're all quiet and waiting. We're all quiet with this stuff going on There is there's tying up there's cocks cameras move those cameras and Lift them up the fucking down. We'll get it. She's been riding the city and with a big dick up her ass Yeah, okay

Yeah, I mean we we definitely are kink survivors here tonight brothers and sisters lovers and sinners and we are moving on into the erotic after-party but We just want to thank our

fabulous Guests, but first we want to thank God and the goddess and all the little spirits and ghosts and and white blood cells and red blood cells and Everybody we want to thank

That helps us to survive All the things that attack us in life You know and cancer is one of the big ones It's it's the big C, right and

And we got to fight our big C battles and so we need all the help we can get and I I don't know I find that you know love and sensuality Titty treatment is what I feel is very important cancer cure You know just just looking at titties can help a patient feel better let alone sucking on a titty

I mean it doesn't matter whether they're real or fake or what the size or peer Or even chemo titties. I mean just titties will help With even cat titties dog if whatever you got. I don't know about that Teja. Just please give us your titties They've got like six to eight of them, right? Yeah

Anyway, I'm grateful for my husband and I'm grateful for Jack And give a microphone Okay, Jack. Thank you so much for surviving because it's a lot of work

It is you got to really want to live you got to really want to fight you got to fight really hard You got a you got to have a good sex drive. Yeah Or it's not like I think about it's not worth it. If you don't yet that your sex drive helps to see you through I haven't even got us

You do you haven't me and I want to thank actually before I get too deep into Jack I just want to thank also Holly Stephens for fighting. Oh, yeah, she's a big fighter and Of course, RIP Donna summer who just summer passed away of the other dancer. Yeah I really want dance

Love you. Lovely a baby Yes, go ahead. After you know after you're done. I'll do Okay, so don't bust my bladder Geez, that's not gonna be a phrase now bust my bladder. Okay, so

Yeah, do you have any other friends that you want to give a shout out to who are in the big sea battle? Well, it was kind of unfortunate, but two days after I got out of hospital my uncle had died from cancer Oh, actually the same exact cancer that my mother had. Oh, wow Yeah, and I want to also ask everybody to donate to the children's hospital where they get

200 inquiries a day from children who have cancer. They've never smoked They've done no drugs or maybe when the mother was but really innocent kids, you know and You can help save them for a while

But cancer is a deadly disease. It's a deadly enemy and it covers itself like a stealth airplane where you can't see it on radar So well, but there are ways to fight it and we're fighting it and you know Every one of us has a limited amount of time on this earth. None of us are gonna live forever

So it something happens to all of us. So it's just a question of we're not too quick Quantity and quality making last in as long as you can but also making the time that you're here Count and that's where sex comes in again Yeah, watching girls give head well, you know your own penis, which is great

Watching a girl give head to his own penis and he's doing very well. Yeah, it's a happy penis Yes, it is look at this. I think there should be a picture of her somebody Take a picture from around this side where she's sucking so beautifully. Oh, she looks gorgeous here. So, okay, so Jack Thank you so much for joining us

Where can we find you online me? Yeah Pretty much mostly kink sites and kick-ass sites All right, but mainly on the upper floor side for key and Alice

Um, well mostly on the upper floor for kink. Okay. Yes kink at the armory, right? Can anybody go there that how much is it cost? Say again What oh to go to the kink

How much does it cost to go to kink? They're like that's the smoke and a lot of dope. They don't know what the farts There's toys on sale and group on and it's totally consensual Jack how about going to the armory like if you want to go to the armory and go downstairs and where the river is

Go to a website and get a ticket get a ticket. Yeah, there's a link to you to get a There's like the subway you get a ticket and you can go in yes Okay Yeah, but it's only over here and he was talking over here, okay

I mean sometimes you can see you know them shoot shooting the upper floor or other sites Yeah, yeah, hogtide shoots public disgrace shoots. So, you know, especially if you come on the evening public disgrace shoots Yeah, so sometimes sometimes these tours get lucky. Are you ever on a public disgrace shoot? We've done one together at the Folsom Street fair. Oh wow

You look like you enjoy being publicly love that all right Well, we're gonna have to disgrace you guys a little bit more you you don't you're not selling to being disgraced You want to be disgraced on the cross? We didn't get anybody up on the cross tonight Go on the car, but we're with the after-party is gonna happen. So, but we have we have done an investigation of

Oh, yeah, where do we find you? Audrey Rose triple X calm. There you go Audrey Rose triple X calm And where do we find you mr. Biophysicist? Oh, I just I just have some shoots up on kink.com. Yeah, can you say where you're getting your degree or would that mess you up? I

Can I can say that it's in the Bay area in the Bay Education it's not the advanced The Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality But we're gonna go visit the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality soon Ted McElvain and we're going in July

There if you got a couple of grand that you want to give us to come with us hire the bus and you know Then we're gonna go up there and do this and Ted has been doing preserving just virtually Millions of pieces of erotica

Okay, the wife just just mouthed. I love you to her husband as she was sucking his cock. Yeah, isn't that sweet? It really is. Can you can you can you suck by text very sweet? Look at that How long these guys were married?

Beautiful they've been married a year. Yeah Married life at like five we moved in together. Yeah, well, we're still like that after 20 years Tonight Oh

This is Victoria veil. Yes, Victoria unveiled her secret tonight. I Certainly did My pleasure. Yeah, so we find you at Victoria's secret or you find me at Victoria veil dot com There you go, and you can also find me on iFriends

And maybe one day you'll find me on King calm too because I'd love to hang out with these guys a little bit more Yeah, they find people Absolutely, and and I just want to say hi to Tracy Tracy sweet is here sitting there amongst Appropriate and lay enough a lot of sweets

you know including a screaming o cup and And Tasia's birthday cake Where's the cake so Tracy you how you doing you look like a little college girl tonight? Yeah, last time you look like a little doll, right this time. Yeah more of a kind of intellectual doll

Not performing tonight. I don't think so. Oh, maybe after-party. Okay. Well, we'll see but we're happy to see you Yeah, I was excited. I heard it was Tasia's birthday, and I was like it is Tasia's birthday It is I'm taking her to Disneyland. Oh, wow. You guys are going to Disneyland By the way, this is an adult Disneyland in case you haven't figured that out, but you're going to the actual Disneyland and

Aha, right and there people could think that you're actually 12 years old both of you But then it's okay because you're in Disneyland. Yeah, okay, and talk on a microphone Tasia We can't hear your birthday wisdom. We get in for free You get in for free right because you're so neurotic or something you have some note from a dog

Comes from Disneyland Movie so they owe me No, that's not why you have special permission to jump to it the head of all the lines because I'm retarded Right you retarded

Understand we'll keep you down in the basement and let you do the show and come up on Saturdays and then you must go back People are perverts people are pervs. They say they're like the child I wanted in my elementary school class that I could never have This is going to be quite some trip the two of you going to Disneyland. I know it's gonna be just off the hook All right, I know I know maybe I should go as your mom

I'd freak everybody out Wow, oh my god bring you know toys and do perverted things with them Okay, the mind reels Well, well King survivors we are all here and and we looks like we really do want to sort of head into the after party

so I'm going to say thank you everyone again and and Let's see. Thank you bonobos Because oh look at that cock. Yeah, that looks good. I know I'm a little but no, no

Married cock right there. Uh-huh. And and and yeah, this is this is the bonoboville of Of modern times everybody is here in bonoboville, right? And bonoboville is coming soon under the sign Huh, that's what she loves. No, I loved it. There was like a sign about the bottom of my way and then you just see a bunch of legs

Oh, yeah legs. Yeah, look at that That looks kind of cool. That bonobos never looks so good. Yeah. Anyway, he's happy Didn't lay tonight Yes brothers and sisters. It's masturbation month

So, you know the bonobos masturbate which just goes to show how natural it is bite. So, you know masturbation is You know, you're gonna have all different lovers in your life. Hopefully, but the one lover you have the longest time hand Exactly, so be good to yourself. Okay, be good to your hand And you know, we support our veterans like Jack, but we also say

We only support certain veterans I just want to say make love not war though. Well, no, some of the veterans are shooting people. Well. Yeah, we don't support the war We don't want to support. Please what is the worst the war's still going on in Afghanistan. Yeah, it's still going out of Iraq Now what's going on? I mean, what's it going on? And you know, we got to save our oil

Americans want all the cookies and all the fruit and all the shit We want all your poppy fields. Hey, what give him a microphone the poppy fields. That's poppy fields That's what's valuable. Oh, yeah In Afghanistan, there's lots of good poppy fields. I remember that

I think well, you know, the those people are probably the last Free tribes in the world that can fucking decide like states rights what they want to do or what they want don't want to do Yeah, little territory, so they are the last free society and Then well, I don't know

There's a few of them in in like the South Pacific and off the coast of New Zealand or wherever Yeah, I mean, there's a few there's a few but but it is true that the Afghan tribes You know, and I'm not really talking about the Taliban here, but are pretty They're very tribal. Yeah, the tribal right. These are tribes

These are the ancient tribes that have been suppressed and oppressed and so of course they're they're gonna be involved in something That's kind of contraband except that course anything except that just like the Queen Anyway You give me here all night with political

We are talking actually the bonobos are about politics because They are about turning our guns into vibrators and making love and not war They make peace through pleasure And that's what we try to do, you know, I mean America exports a lot of

terrorism and terrorism and and we try to export peace through pleasure and the bonobo way so

Yeah, and masturbation month is a time to you know, give yourself a hand, right? Whether you're You know in a little cardboard box or a mansion Wherever you are riding a dolphin, right? You got a pink dolphin. Yeah. Nice. Very good

Well, at least now Yeah, Tracy's gonna get some ears. Okay. She's getting ready for Disneyland and anyway make Make like bonobos not baboons. Okay. Make love not war Mary masturbation month Make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is

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