California Jesus and the Virgin Goddess

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists, exhibitions, voyeurs, connoisseurs, all you children of sex. Yes, indeed, we may or may not be children of God.

Jesus, Allah, Brahma, Buddha, the serpent, the feathered serpent, the goddess, the virgin goddess. We don't know, but until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Can I get an A-women? A-women. Yes, indeed, I want to welcome you to the church of Bonoboville in the womb room. The womb room cathedral.

And Jesus is in us. Is in the womb room. Right here. Yes, indeed.

Jesus is in and out a bit. Yes. It's the jackhammer, Jesus. By divine interventions.

Yes. And this is the vulva puppet, the wondrous vulva puppet by Dory Lane, who is doing a show tonight at Todry Art with Teeth, the hive downtown LA. I've had this vulva puppet for 20 years, more than that.

And, well, jackhammer, Jesus. I just got Jesus. Okay. Yeah.

Oh, Jesus. Jesus is in me now. Delicious, Jesus. You know, here in the Bonoboville church, we worship all the gods and goddesses.

Isn't that right, Prince Max? That's correct. Because you never know. We don't want to make anything.

We don't want to fuck up. It was the wrong one. We, you know, I mean, there could be a few like the god of war. We don't really worship him.

Although he was Venus' lover, Ares and Venus, Mars and Venus, Ares and Aphrodite. Yeah. So it's complicated. Gods and goddesses are complicated.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. They are just like human beings because they're kind of, well, maybe God or the goddess created us. And maybe we created them. Maybe it's a little bit of both.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Hallelujah. We are so happy to be here and, you know, bless all the lords and the ladies. Especially some of the ladies.

But we are going to talk about Jesus tonight. Amen. Amen. And A-women.

A-women. Because Jesus loves the women. Jesus loves the hookers. At least that's the Jesus I know.

There are a lot of different Jesuses according to different, you know, followers. And we're going to talk about some of Jesus's California followers with the author of California Jesus. And I'm so excited to have Michael Maranacci here. Hello, Michael.

Welcome to the Church of Bonoboville. Thank you, Dr. Susie. I'm so excited to have you here. Mike Maranacci.

Is that any relation to Anthony Scaramucci? Thankfully, no. Okay, good. But it is a relation to Rudy Maranacci, who was Prince Maximilian Rudolph Lubkovitz,

Lubkovitz Defilingeris. Art director. Art director. Got it.

Glad you gave me the title. I wasn't sure. But yeah, he was such a great guy. Rest in peace in whatever heaven you may be in.

And that's your dad. His heaven probably looks a lot like your bar, I don't think. There's unclothed women, people having a good time. Lots of art.

He was an artist. Oh, art, yeah. That would be his heaven. Wow.

People have different types of heaven. Maybe we go to the heaven we want. I don't know. We don't know.

But some of the people in your book, this great book, California Jesus, a slightly irreverent guide to the Golden States, Christian sex. That's not S-E-X, by the way. Although we are going to talk about Christian sex, S-E-X.

And there is quite a bit about Christian sex in the book, S-E-X. But also about the sex, S-E-C-T-S, evangelists and Latter-day prophets. And it's an amazing book. It's got a lot of pictures, but it's even more amazing to read.

And I just gave it a five-star review, so check it out. And before we get into it, I just want to introduce my other guests. So I am so excited to have Goddess Virgin here tonight. And Goddess Virgin.

I met Goddess Virgin at DomCon. Yes, indeed. We could put a picture. There it is.

There's a picture of me and you. And talking to Mike, you got it. Yep. One of my Dom friends, Madame Maleficent.

Madame Maleficent. Madame Maleficent. It just rolls up the tongue. It certainly does.

It has a religious feeling to it, too. And you are Goddess Virgin. I am Goddess Virgin. And I'm just so excited to have you here.

I'm so excited to be here. Thank you for having me, Dr. Susie. And, of course, you're a fabulous femme-dom and fan-dom. Yes.

Fem-dom, of course, we know all about femme-doms. You know, dominant females, basically. And fan-dom is another thing. Yes.

Financial domination. Fem-dom, which is one of my personal favorites. Wow. It's even more related to Jesus than I thought,

because fem-dom sounds like a fish. And that is one of the symbols of Jesus. Also, of course, while he's a virgin, at least if you go by the, you know,

the non-De Vinci Code version, he's a virgin. And so is his mom. I mean, and her mom, I think, too.

You know, there's a lot of virgins. And are you a virgin, really? Or is that just a name? Yes, Dr. Susie.

I am, in fact, still a virgin. By choice, not by design. I mean, look at me for crying out loud. Right.

Not by God or the goddess' design. That's for sure. God or the goddess' design designed you for love, baby. But you are a virgin, and I want to find out more about that.

I'm excited to tell you. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed. And here we have, who is this?

Is this Mary? I don't know. Some kind of nun or something. Virgin Mary.

Virgin Mary. Right. Okay. So there's a whole virginity cult going on in Christianity

that has extended itself into the fendom, fendom world. And Goddess Virgin is the true goddess of virginity. Thank you, Dr. Susie. Really, really.

I've been looking on Twitter. I mean, there is this Nepali goddess called Kumari. Actually, she's like 13 years old, so forget about it. Okay, you don't want to go there.

That's a little wrong. Don't go there. But she is called the virgin goddess. And it is kind of a, you know, Buddhist thing in Nepal.

Anyway, also, oh, should I introduce the lump that's sort of kneeling by you. This, everyone, is my pet. You can call him Dog Dean. He is accompanying his goddess tonight and makes lovely furniture.

Yes. For a goddess with latex and some very, very high heels. Oh, yes. And sparkly.

And sparkly. I love sparkly. Nice. Very nice.

All right. And next to this footstool, Dog Dean is Jay Tariqo. I actually go by a new name now. Oh, yes.

Page name. Uh-oh. That's going to spoil your whole search thing. Actually, it doesn't.

The Dr. Susan Block blog. Well, yeah, for the blog. Yeah, for the blog. Okay.

It is now China doll. China doll with a Y. I saw that. It's two Ns.

Okay. Two Ns. A Y and two Ns. It's all complex.

But, you know, you have a cool outfit on. You are a nurse nun or what are you? I don't even know, to be honest. But you have a bunch of crosses.

Yes. I have a bunch of crosses on it. Wow. Okay.

And Jackie is standing over there. She's also a nun. Jackie, come on up here and show off your outfit. This is our idea of Jackie Pristian.

Hello, Jackie. I met you earlier. Hello, Mary. Hello, Mary.

Yes. Jackie. The last time Jackie wore this was for Halloween when she, well, maybe Jesus wasn't in her,

but a giant sex machine was, actually. This is just what they do at a Vatican. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely.

Totally. I think I was there for that one. All right. Okay.

So I am, I think I, oh no, I didn't introduce my great, pen sensual backsliding power couple. Oh my God. Wow.

Here they are. Well, I have other ways of introducing them. Yeah. Famous actress.

And award-winning chef with a pussy on his knees. I know. I got a pussy in between my knees. It's pretty unique.

Yeah. And it's holding onto your arm, which is nice. Thank you so much. Okay.

So this is Danielle Watts and Chef Be Lies. Hi. Always happy to be here. And we're doing out Christians.

Oh yeah. Well, you know, we're, we're, this is our theme tonight. Exciting. So you two are really kind of free spirits in so many ways.

I mean, kind of nudists and, you know, kind of out there. And I mean, you've been coming here for over a year. And you both come from the seventh day Adventist religion. We were both born and raised basically in the same town,

at least for 18 years of my life and for the first four of hers. Which means that we never did anything secular on Friday night till Sabbath night sunset. We didn't, I didn't wear jewelry or makeup.

No dancing. Dancing was considered inappropriate activity for a man and his wife. So my mother danced once and my, my dad was just appalled.

He never thought a wife of his would be dancing. On Friday night? Just anytime. At any time.

At any time. No dancing. Nothing, nothing is sexually evocative. Wow.

So we were both raised in that sort of ideology. What about singing? Singing is always. Singing is allowed.

Right. Depending on what you were singing. But it was like. Lots of hymns.

Yeah, lots of hymns. Very devout. Not many of hers. Okay.

Well. It explains why we had such a sort of adamant rebellion against that. Probably why I have sex tattoos all over my body too. There you go.

Okay. But I wrapped my head in white tonight. Yes. I don't know why.

It's a sweatshirt. But. Has anyone ever wrapped their head in a sweatshirt? I think it's a brilliant idea.

It is a great idea. Yeah. The sleeves work. Yeah, the sleeves.

And it's got sort of like a baker's hat effect in the back. I am definitely going to do that. Yeah. And it feels really soft and sexy.

I mean, I feel really like I'm, you know, honoring the pureness of my crown chakra. Absolutely. We are not virgins in any way. Way shape or form.

But I still consider myself Christian. Okay. Christ conscious. Even with that on her head.

Well, yeah. I consider myself everything. But I found a way to make the stories of the Bible really work for all of my needs. She does such an amazing job of converting and translating.

As do most of the evangelical leaders in Mike's book, California Jesus. They kind of, you know, twist God to suit their needs. I think I might have a calling as one of those visionary comments. You can take any verse or any story and she literally translates it into the most amazing

like thing for her. And for it's quite fascinating. Amen. And a woman.

This could be the next Amy simple McPherson here for only now. I love Amy simple McPherson and that Seguez into you coming and sitting on my bed of equity, Mike, just to get up here. And so you guys can start spreading out, you know, as you are want to do and you're sitting

on the Virgin Mary at the moment. But okay. She forgives me. Yes.

Oh, all is forgiven. So welcome. Thank you. Yes.

You had some tweets, not tweets, but comments. I'm not going to say who on your Facebook timeline from people that were just kind of mortified that you're coming on my show. So thank you for braving this hell of happiness.

Bonoboville. Well, thank you for having me on. Yes. And this frog in your throat.

That's God. That is a biblical plague of frogs that has invaded my throat. Yes. And will not clear until I leave this den of iniquity here.

So I'm just going to have to work with it. You are. Okay. Well, this is a great book.

Now you are kind of well known and a best selling author for writing about California in general and the weirdness of California. That is correct. Yes.

Okay. What's the name of your other book? Well, my first book, which is actually is going to reappear on Ronan Publishing in a new expanded color version is a mysterious California strange places in every phenomenon in the

Golden State. And then I also co-wrote weird California with Joe Osterly and Greg Bishop. And that's on Sterling. That's been out for over a decade.

That's a best seller. Really beautiful and nice book. We had a lot of fun putting it together. We've got to cover those in the future.

But right now we're going to focus on Jesus. As we should. As we should. And what made you focus on Jesus?

Well, I've always been interested in religion, spirituality, cults, people's conception of God and the divine. And I combined that with my love of California lore and history and the more unusual aspects of the state to put this together.

Originally it was supposed to be all sects and cults and groups and churches and what have you that came out of California too much. And then my then girlfriend who was also a writer said why don't you just start it with the Christian ones.

Concentrate on that. Thanks, Judy. Thank you, Judy. Absolutely.

You know, as a sexologist, I am constantly challenged and fascinated by many different cases of religious sexual abuse, which Danielle and Chevy Live were starting to talk about. And I hear about it from all different religions actually. I think that all kinds of religions do have sex-negative messages that they traumatize

children and then teenagers and then adults with. But Christianity has its interesting one. So I'm fascinated by that and challenged and always trying to learn to be able to help my clients that are suffering from strict anti-sex, judgmental, fire and brimstone

religious upbringings. You know, how to help them to enjoy sex in one way or another. Sometimes that involves freedom and sometimes that involves restraint. Ha-ha.

Back to bondage. Because, you know, freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac but restraint is a close second. So, you know, Jesus is in bondage on that cross there. So, yeah.

And as a talk show host, you know, I love the pomp and the ceremony of, you know, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block. I love the pomp and ceremony of church and a lot of other religions, too, but church seems to really have it.

And then I am also an erotic hypnotherapist. So I really am like fascinated, mesmerized by the ability of some of these preachers to hypnotize their congregations into giving up their sanity and their money and their lives and just being pretty happy about it, but doing that.

And, you know, I mean, preachers aren't the only ones that do that. For instance, our Thindom here does that, you know. She does that. She hypnotizes her clients into giving up quite a bit.

But the preachers are maybe the masters and the mistresses of that. Yes. And I do discuss that in California, Jesus. In fact, one chapter concerns C. Thomas and B.B. Patton, who were husband and wife

team up in Oakland in the 1940s and 1950s, who were really the first ones to really get into, okay, how much can we soak our congregation for? And they ended up... And we're not talking about holy water here or female ejaculation.

We're talking about taking your money. Okay? Taking your money. That kind of soaking.

Yeah. And it's funny because they've kind of been written out of history. I mean, they... After C. Thomas served a few years as a guest of the State of California for

bilking not only his followers, but a few banks, he sort of faded into the background and then B.B. really reformed the church. And now we have Patton University today, which is this very respectable Christian college up in Oakland.

But I get into when they first started. And in many ways they were the predecessors of Jim and Tammy Faye Baker and all the other real kind of catch-penny evangelists of the 80s and 90s and up to today.

And we can criticize, and we do, and we will. But one of the great things about this book, even though it is quite skeptical, it's also very empathetic, you know? I mean, that's what keeps you going is you get into the hearts and

minds of these people that are, you know, moved by the spirit and then move millions. I am not a Christian basher. I did not write that book to make fun of people or to embarrass

them. I have a lot of respect for people of faith, people of any faith. I just noted that this is something that had not been done about California's spiritual and sociological landscape.

And I call it slightly irreverent because I do tend to look a little bit under the rocks and under the more, the more scandalous and more strange aspects of it. But again, I've had a very good relationship with, off and

on. It's an off and on relationship with Christ over the years. And you're Catholic? What are you?

Right now, I like to describe what I am right now as transcendental agnostic. As you were talking earlier about all the gods and goddesses, I think there's truth in all of them.

I think they all serve human needs. I think they all get at things that we're looking at. I just don't have a real hardcore belief in any of them. Right.

Not even me. Well, I don't really know you yet. I'll have to know. I have a feeling I couldn't afford you.

Hey, all of my boys for the record know what they're getting into. And I don't cheat them of anything. I mean, look at what they are getting.

And yes, maybe there's a little bit of hypnosis involved, but they're all willing participants. And all of my boys are very happy to give me their money like this one right here.

Yeah, definitely. Much more honest than most preachers. Different faiths address different needs. Different people find different things that are divine,

different things to worship. Absolutely. If some men out there want that relationship with you, see that as something that gives them a link to the divine,

whatever they define that as. Absolutely. My business. I have a lot of my subs as well.

Sure, there's a lot of different aspects to it. A lot of it is kink related mostly, but I have a lot of subs who need my counseling. Sometimes they just want someone to talk to someone to listen

to them, understand them, accept them, not judge them. And that's one of the topics today, right? Right. And speaking of kink, I mean a man dying on the cross

for your sins and then going up to heaven. I don't know. That's kind of kinky to me. It seems kinky.

And then this one's made in the shape of a penis, but in a way the cross is already in the shape of a penis. I have a whole theory on the cruise of fiction. Let's hear it.

Sister Danielle. Well, I... Oh, fuck. I set that up and then now I have to follow through with it.

No, I think that there's a whole... I think that we love that model in society. We build up celebrities and then we crucify them. Absolutely.

Nailed it. And having been one of those so-called celebrities, I didn't even really qualify, but I qualified just enough.

Oh, yes, you did. And you still do. Well, thank you. But no, when it's happening,

everything that anybody says about you is true. Whether there's... It doesn't matter because in the cosmic consciousness, as Jung would say,

human beings are capable of all things. So it's like dying and going to heaven is dying to the limited idea of yourself and going to the heaven,

the transcending to this greater idea of yourself that is in unity with all things. So here I am in heaven with you, Dr. Suzy. That's deep.

No better place to be. I really love... There's the deep state and there's the deep Bonoboville. I really love the term transcendental agnostic.

I've called myself pantheist because you described in your explanation of what that means, exactly how I feel. Well, it's not original with me.

I ripped it off from Robert Anton Wilson. I love him. I like him. He's the biggest voice I've seen all along.

Wow. Robert Anton Wilson, don't some people call him a Satanist? He was not a Satanist.

Okay, but some people call him that. Some people call us Satanists. Well, true. Some people call me a Satanist.

Some people call me one. I think that lady on your timeline. You're nobody until you get accused of being a Satanist. You're nobody unless you get accused of being a Satanist.

That means you've arrived. I think Jesus was accused of being a Satanist. Absolutely. Absolutely.

I just want to reel off a few names of the people that are in this book. There's so many interesting people from California history. Starting with the Reverend William Money who wrote the first English language book

published in California. And the integrated glossolalia of Reverend William Seymour was here. And the erotic theatrics of Amy Semple McPherson.

Oh, I love Amy Semple. Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. And she was an actress before she became a preacher

and then she disappeared with her lover. And it was very exciting. You get a Ouija board and bring her back to talk to us. Oh, yeah.

We got one right with you there. I loved the interview. Then we have Gene Scott. Dr. Gene Scott.

Whoa. Whoever remembers cable TV remembers the outrageous donation I've watched him all the time. Who would sit there sometimes for half an hour without speaking

and then say, I'm not going to speak until you give me money. And then his wife, Pastor Melissa Scott, who was a porn star, Barbie Bridges. And then a comic book ministry.

I think we've all seen the comics, but he really gets into it. Mike here, Jack Chick. And then the doomsdays of Family Radio,

the murderous Nazi sympathizing kingdom of Yahweh, the sexual abuses and murders of the children of God, which I warn people against as a fake Bonoboville in the Bonobo way, you know,

because they put out a lot of sex, but they were really kind of nefarious, very nefarious. And then of course there's the anti-Semitic passion of Mel Gibson.

And the warm LGBTQ welcoming Metropolitan Church of Reverend Troy Perry, one of the solid good ones. And of course he was very persecuted.

And then the colorful artistic achievement of Salvation Mountain, which is what the book kind of ends on a high note. We have a picture of that.

Yeah, there we go. Yes, it's on the cover too. Yeah, it is. It is.

It is. It's such an amazing place. Salvation Mountain. Wasn't Joaquin and River Phoenix,

weren't they from the Church of God? They were from the Children of God. Yes. River Phoenix once claimed that being raised in the Children of God,

he lost his virginity at the age of four. Yeah, that was... The Florida fishing, which is really what they called, they're using their female followers to go out

and literally seduce men into the kingdom of God. That's one thing, but they did things with children. Yeah, I was flirty-fished by a cute guy and I thought it was kind of cool.

I was ready to go. And then I kind of saw that it was really fucked up and then I didn't go. I do have to admit I've always been attracted to that story

that Joaquin Phoenix tells about growing up in that religion because I was making my Barbie dolls have sex with each other when I was five. I was very sexual as a young girl

and I was sticking toothbrushes in my vagina at age eight not to say that I needed adults to do it with me, but I think that they were on to something with the awareness that children are sexual at a young age.

I think probably their actualization of that awareness ended up being a little problematic. They involved adults. That's where I draw the line.

It was not the 7th Daveness faith that talked about that. No, no, no. If anything that came out of straight up evangelical movement met the 60s counterculture.

I mean, David Berg, who was the founder, sort of discovered the hippies in middle age and said, well, there's these lost children out here. I have to monitor minister to.

And yet, because of his own being very much sexually repressed when he was a kid, he sort of linked that in with, well, they're very loose with their bodies. They're loose with sex.

How can we kind of weaponize this for the Lord, for Christianity and get this, what he thought were the false anti-sex teachings out? The problem is it became abusive after a while.

It was a good idea to begin with, but it became very abusive. Very. It's to the point where the crown prince

of the children of God, David Ditto, he actually committed a murder, suicide murdering his nanny. And that's where we appreciate Bonoboville

because there's all of this dialogue about consent and mutual, what do you call it, mutual abuse? Well, first of all, we don't have sex with kids. That's number one, consent or low consent.

We don't do that. And it is a mutual admiration society. We give ourselves prizes and smiles and we give ourselves love.

And we're very sex positive, but we're okay with virgins. You could be a virgin. Hey, I am one of the kinkiest people you will ever meet

and still a virgin. I think that kinky and virgin can go together. What's virgin to you? I mean, do you do it anally?

It's funny that you said that. No, I am not an anal whore. Not against anyone who is an anal whore for the record. I love you all.

So you're not a virgin in the front and a martyr in the rear is the same as me? She's an anal French and back. So I want to say there's actually a thing

it's called the poo-poo loophole. Right, right. So I have to throw that out here because we're talking about it and I have to throw it out.

So she is literally, you are the depict of a virgin. You have not been penetrating. I am completely pure. Not even oral?

What's the reason behind that? First I want to know the less complicated thing. What about oral? Oral.

Oral giving or receiving? Do you do either one? Receiving, of course. Receiving, so tongue.

Goddess definitely loves to be pleasure. She does receive oral. By very lucky boys. She doesn't give it.

Very lucky boys. Very few. How about any girls? Not yet.

That is something that one day. One day. I would like to try with the beautiful woman. Maybe Dr. Susan.

I would take that chance. I'm right there. Hallelujah. Well then.

Absolutely. Now to the other question. The deeper question. Why?

Why? It started out with the mutual abuse thing. Max, thank you for correcting me. Mutual admiration.

But then there is also this element of discipline. Of course. You require these people in your lives that need discipline. Much in the way that you are saying,

the children of God, they saw these people who needed some kind of thing to follow. They come to me, and at first they are lost.

Very much like what we are talking about with people who want to worship their God. Could you help me please? I am lost.

I am feeling lost without you. But they are lost. I would like Mike to move over just a bit. You like Jesus a lot.

Move over this way. Don't sit on the dildo. Jesus is definitely someone that I look up to. But as far as my worshipers.

Can you sit here? I am one of your worshipers. Not like him. I am different.

This slave here, does he just stay there? He is a good boy. He does what he is told. Jay, you could sit here.

Hello, darling. I like to be surrounded. He heals very well. Brilliant.

How does the oxygen get into that thing? Or is it the mouth holes? He has mouth holes and eye holes. But they are very limited.

I am concerned about how deeply he is able to breathe. He breathes through the back of his head. There are holes. It is consensual.

He is in child's pose which is very good for brain circulation. I checked on him. He is good. I always check on all of myself.

You could tell that Daniel does a lot of yoga. That is a very yogic pose. Yoga became one of my religions after Christianity. I love yoga.

Isn't that technically down facing dog? Well, it is technically a combination. It is puppy dog pose. He is doing a combination child's pose.

Very good. We have had a lot of antsy subs. He represents his God as well. I told him earlier that if he is not a good boy,

I will not let him worship my feet. That is ultimate punishment. Speaking of the religion that you came from, Adventism,

you have an Adventist or two in here. Herbert W. Armstrong and the worldwide church of God kind of sprang from Adventism.

Yes, they did. They took it in a new direction and a very controversial one. Can you summarize?

What happened? For one thing, he denied the trinity of Father, Son, Holy Spirit. That is the core of Christian belief.

This one God with three manifestations. He also picked up on something called Anglo-Israelism, which basically says that the lost tribes of Israel all migrated into Europe

and became Western Europeans or more specifically the people of the British Isles today. It is pseudo-history. Very strange.

They had a lot of followers. I think it is because with a lot of people, and maybe you guys can understand this better than I would, the Old Testament Christianity,

which certainly Adventism really tries to follow a lot of the old Jewish things. It is such a very strong communitarian and very powerful thing to identify with,

that you have got these people, you have got these rules. You are the chosen people. I think what happened was in Victorian England,

they said, hey, we are running the world now. Maybe we are the descendants of the ancient children of Israel. This is why we are blessed. This is why we are running the world.

It became a rather popular thing first in Britain and then in the US when we were at our height. That was one of the big things about them. They have since, after Armstrong and his son,

who really ran it for many years, died. A man named Joseph Koch took over and kind of brought it back to more Orthodox Christianity. But I have a whole chapter in there about a lot of...

They also, in many ways, pioneered televangelism. They were among the first people on TV doing this and doing fundraising. Garnert had a very skilled fundraiser.

Which explains my exhibitionism. Well, the thing I was going to think about earlier was, in many ways, the old tent revivalists or all the way up through somebody like Amy Semple McPherson,

they were the rock stars of their time. They were out there performing, emoting, whipping people into these incredible pigs. Of course, they are going to screw around.

Of course, they are going to get into some bad things because they become these objects themselves of worship, of devotion. And now we have rock stars and film stars and all that.

This was in the 1910s, 1920s. And it was live, too. It was like a concert is now. You go to this thing and it was incredible power.

But you see when rock stars do it, or for that matter, sexologists. I mean, we are already pro-sex up front about it. Or a dom.

We are not hypocritical saying, oh, you shouldn't have sex. Like Scaramucci. We tell you to your front.

We don't give you a shit in the back. People are hypocritical, not necessarily idle. Not necessarily the ideas. Hypocritical is people there, usually.

Yeah, people, people, people. And I don't want to insult religion because God and goddess bless us, religion has a big important place in human society

that I'm still trying to figure out. But it does have this anti-sex thing going on that really warps a lot of people. And then you have the leaders of these religious movements

having sex secretly, even though they say nobody else should do it. That to me is a problem. I have a hypocrite.

It's a problem when they intrude in our lives. And especially when they get political. If they want to, you know, if they want to worship. Let's start, where is he?

If they want to, you know, worship. Okay, this guy. This guy is, of course, he's a big... He's an adulterer, a blanderer.

He's vulgar. I mean, he's a liar. He's all the things that Christians should like. Trump fans do not watch.

A lot of Christians do not like him. Well, a lot don't. It's true, it's true. And a lot look the other way.

Amen and amen to you Christians that are honest and don't like him. But there are a lot that do, and they would probably be somewhat like, you would say, political evangelicals.

These are political evangelicals. Look at the leading her baby. I'm just so sorry that I have to throw that out there, but that leading her baby,

you think she was looking at the Beatles. You think that she just found Elvis Presley's... Not sure which is, maybe. Treasure Trust, I don't know.

People like celebrities. Alarming, wow. I wonder if that baby lived through that. Right, right.

And where's one of those comics that I sent you? The comic of the evangelicals in bed. You got that, folks, back there. We're gonna show that.

Spank his balls, his bad boy. He likes that, though. Not your boy. All right, there is.

I like 90 boys' record. With the evangelicals. That is a great comic. They didn't hit me hard enough.

We're gonna have to spank you with the plate of Jesus. Okay, so somebody said we didn't hit him hard enough. Before you brought out Trump, I was thinking about

religions that bring sex into your face and... His dick is in the back. I think...

I know, he's twisted. Totally twisted. He's a big dick. He's a big dick with a little penis.

That's right, his dick is in the back. Yeah, he's deformed. Don't raise that up. That's probably cause he's a backslider.

Yeah. All right, I love that term. Backslider. There's some beautiful black, like backsliders here.

So, you know, you're not all... Backslider, also. Wait, did you not know that term? I don't know if I accidentally had to say it,

but they're backslider. Did you not know that term until I posted in the comment? I didn't even know what it was until I was sitting up here with Dr. Susie.

We learned everything on the show. Dr. Susie is my teacher. I sit here and I hear her talking to guests. Always learning from my guests.

I looked at Fendom. I thought it was a misspelling of Fendom. And I found it, oh! Financial domination, of course, makes sense.

And backslider, I thought that was something anal. But, yeah. It makes total sense that that's somebody who's, like, elapsed.

People who like to slide into the seat of a car and get it on. I'm not familiar with that. Which lately we've been realizing

that's where we like to get it on the post. We didn't learn our lesson. We just got tinted windows and decided, you know...

We pulled up in a construction zone yesterday. Yeah, I don't know... Why do you think a lot of religious people said that the car was

the work of the devil? Oh, yeah. The car and the cyclophone. Changed.

Well, because I think it... I really had a revelation to quote the Bible. You know, anyone?

No, but we were in the back of the car and we were just hanging out again. And he starts fingering me and I'm thinking to myself,

the reason this is turning me on so much is because fucking every... Like you said, so much of society is sex repressive.

So much of religion is sex repressive. People have this amnesia. They didn't swim out of an orgasm. Their dad didn't ejaculate into their mom's vagina.

And that never happened. So that... So... Well, I...

No, that definitely happened. So we're in the back of the car and I'm like, you know... It's almost like...

It's almost like the most clear way of therapy to be aroused sexually out in the public arena

without having to throw it in someone's face just to be around... to be around other people. So it's not this thing we're hiding in the closet.

It's something that's very therapeutic and I feel like it's helping my creativity and my panic attacks are going away. And also when you start the motor,

it's like a vibrator. Part of it was that we have a bed in our vehicle and it's... Oh yeah, we're sleeping in our car now.

But what I realized yesterday is that it's kind of our energy. Like when we aren't afraid of everything

or even actually realize what's going on around us and we just act as if it's not there, it's not there. Yeah, nobody cares now

because we're not rebelling against God. We're not like saying, fuck you God anymore. In fact, some Mormons came up to us this week

and I talked for 30 minutes with them. I agreed with everything they said from my heart and soul. We prayed for his arm together.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting in the front yard with no panties on and it's a shirt that barely covers my vagina. I was pictured in a forces with all three of us.

They're two women. And at the end, they were hugging me. They were saying, thank you so much. They totally saw Christ in me

because Christ fucking lives in me. Yeah, of course. Christ is just being... Jesus is in me now.

I would totally put Christ in me. It's being at one with Jesus. I have a picture of you Jesus. I do have a picture of you putting

this Christ in you. There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.

I am the Christ. See, he can take more than me. I am from the heavens to come down. Put it back in your mouth.

We like it. It looks good in your mouth. Yeah, it does. That's what I have my subs do. Deal their training.

Looks like this God we believe in is pretty cool. I think in general, guys are better at that than girls actually. Thank you for getting it nice and wet.

You think you should just keep doing that for the rest of the show? Well, he wants to talk. That was the best thing. But that was nice.

Did we get some good pictures of that? Oh, yeah, okay. You were like, you put that back in your mouth. This stage makes every...

You get it, girl. We all want you boys. Aw. But we have time

for a very special ritual before the break. How much time do we have? Do you know? Well, at this point, I think eight minutes.

We do. Five minutes. Five minutes to do one Bonoboville Communion. Who's going to do it?

What is it? What do you do to win? What do you do to win? What's the alcohol? The alcohol, of course, is

Agua Coca-Lip. I get the feeling that our friend who's alive here could really use some sexual healing.

Are you open to dominating other people? I always dominate. I don't have any money, though.

Yeah, but the show is money. The show is money. I have a lot of value. If you're a good boy

and you get on your knees, I can definitely give you a little bit of goddess attention.

I don't think that we have enough time, though. Just a little bit. We can start and we'll have part two.

Is there one part of your body that he would have permission to lick? I always ask the

significant others. Respectful. She's got two microphones. She's a very open wife.

Oh, wow. Happy wife, happy life. So good for you. They are pan sensual. It was nice when Amanda Blow was on here

and Daniel was over here like egging her on. He got a very nice blow job from Amanda Blow recently. It was awesome.

Amanda Blow, yes. Yes, but this is goddess version. This is a whole other level. She's wiggling her toes.

Not many boys get to work on this. This is a much higher level. This is very high. This is not just for him.

You were waiting for this day, right here. It's also because... It's a demonstration. This is an odd place,

but the back of your knee is that a place that is very interesting. Very good. I have never had a boy

at the back of a knee. I mean, they would turn me on to see the back pretty. I do that sensuously. I think that's a little too high.

I don't think that you're worthy. Excuse me, I do that. But it was good for you to suggest. Because it is an erogenous zone.

You can worship my heel. Suck on my heel, put it in your mouth. Chest.

Like a dildo. Right there. Right there, naughty boy. Yes.

That's what goddess is talking about. Good boy. And that's all you get to worship of this goddess.

Good boy. I'm going to get a dildo. You were pretty good at that tongue. That we call Bonoboville Communion.

And it involves the body and the blood of, I don't know, the transcendental agnostic god or goddess.

Soul and spirit. So now we put salt on your heel. And there we go. Nice.

Go on. Look it like you mean it. Good boy. You have a good one here. He's really good with his tongue.

He is. He's trying to show you he's hoping to get some other parts. You're also very good chefs. You know what I would love?

To see you deep-throat it. Like you mean it. It's not long enough. Hey, as far as you can go.

He is deep-throating it. Good boy. He's worshiping. You are such a lucky boy right now.

He is. He didn't have to pay. He's very young. So he's going to get even luckier. He's going to.

Only on the Doctor Susie show. Lean back. So thank this beautiful woman right here. Lean back.

And now, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. This is Bonoboville Communion. In the Cathedral of the Womb Room.

And Brother Belive is now going to be water-boarded.

Bonobo Style. That's what I call. Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

Alright. Hey woman. That's what I call water-boarding. A Holy Spirit just came inside his mouth. I think so.

Holy water. What do you think, Michael? Thank you, Goddess. Mmm.

That was a great first part of the show. We're going to leave you in a few seconds. Alright. But I want to hear what do you think of our communion.

I've seen lots of different rituals and rites and literacies and what not. And that's interesting. Amen and amen.

That's for sure. If it gets closer to the divine, whatever. I think it got him closer to the divine

because he doesn't usually suck on shoes. I know that. He stepped over a barrier that is usually there.

Goddess can make anyone do anything. Oh my Goddess. Oh my God. You know, Dr. Suzy, one of the things

that I really liked about this segment was the recycling of the sweatshirt. Yes. I do too.

Oh yeah. I mean, you know, it keeps the head warm. It keeps the water from sliding down.

It's my daughter, the Goddess Inanna. And I think you could do that with your shirts, Max, to soak up the sweat. Yeah, I think it could become

a fashion trend. I really do. And I feel holier, you know, like it's sort of a yogic, like keeping my crown shopper.

The sweatshirt, well used. Thank you, Max. Absolutely. We are very excited and not only has Jesus been in us,

but Jesus loves my. Oh yes, he does. Dr. Suzy. Not sexy.

Not as much as I do. You said sexy lady. I want to spank her. You don't love it as much as I do. Well, we might have some spanking.

We'll have some more convenience. We'll have some more hot religion talk. And who knows what else with

author of California Jesus Mike Maronacci and backsliders Sheffy Live

and Daniel Watts and the fabulous mesmerizing Goddess Virgin.

You really are. Oh, thank you, darling. You're too sweet. Of course. Yeah. The exciting

China Doll and Gypsy Bonobo and Jackie the Nun out there. So we'll be back soon.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new

book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love, not war great apes. You know, the ones who

have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos

have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes

that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating

the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly

because they're very, very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human

even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically

to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot

natural sex energy within you that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know

the pain and have more orgasmic, organic sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust

greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days? So get the book

Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working

to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times

and improve your love life. We are going to have a Sybian ride for

Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Now you are ready to ascend

the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now.

Put one leg right here put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes.

Is this mounting? Have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride.

Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Whoa. Go for the G-Spot go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipple.

We've got Holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's the Sybian strikes again.

Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.TV from the womb

room in Bonoboville. Ride on Cowboy. Take a deep breath. Now relax.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Hallelujah.

We have a winner. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block.

You're a wonderful human being. I think we have orgasm Houston We have lift-off.

We have lift-off. Dang it, stop! Oh, okay, okay. Eva Ejecture.

Wee, wee, wee, wee. Okay, we're gonna go, we're gonna go. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify.

That you masturbate. And you are not a- How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now, it feels like pop rock.

I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. Come on. I do think I could at least leave the husband.

Where's the husband? You got the simian, you don't need the husband. Don't let her fall over. Hey, darling girl.

I love you. I love you. That's my girl. We were listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web.

And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers. And welcome back to the church of Bonoboville. The temple of God and the goddess, the Lord and the ladies.

And we got the author of California Jesus. Oh, that's my book. Whoops, whoops. Here we go.

He's sitting on his book. California Jesus. And we've also got the author of the Bonobo Way. But the author of California Jesus is Mike Maranacci.

Brother Mike. Brother Mike is back. He is a transcendental agnostic, we like that. And a great writer and historian.

And yeah, this is the Bonobo Way, which is not exactly our religion. We just love Bonobos. They are our closest cousin, which of course Evangelicals would argue with. But scientifically, they are our closest cousins.

And they show us the way to a peace through pleasure culture. Very peaceful, you know? And they are them-dom. Yes, females rule Bonoboville.

And they've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity. And they have a lot of sex. And I believe they are very, very spiritual in their own way. But we can talk about that.

I had a debate about that with a priest in France who said that no non-human animal, and of course he didn't say non-human animal. He just said animal. But humans are animals too.

And he said that non-human animals do not have souls. And I beg to differ. My human's an animal. My human's an animal.

This is my pet right here. And my footstool. So I also am excited, by the way, to welcome Goddess Virgin. Hello everyone.

It's so lovely to be here. I'm really excited. I met at Domcon. She really does kind of fit in with the Jesus theme,

because of course Jesus was a virgin. I'm a little bit more kinkier than that. Well, he was not the same glowing face. She was pretty kinky.

He was pretty kinky. He had Mary Magdalene washing his feet with expensive stuff. Rubbing her fume on his feet with her hair. I remember that as a child.

I remember that image of Mary Magdalene loving Jesus so much that she took her fucking hair. Yeah. And the other part of that story.

What happened? What did he do? Get a microphone. He took her hair.

She took her hair and she rubbed perfume on it. And she said, Jesus, I love you so much. Let me rub this oily perfume all over your kinky. Naked feet.

Yes. And the apostles complained. Oh, Judas complained. She did as well.

He's been complaining. Judas complained, because he said you're wasting money on this very expensive, what was it? It was lotion.

Mer. Mer, whatever. Wasting money on this. This should be going to the poor.

I think he was jealous. He was jealous. And he was also, he was just using it to be self-righteous. And she said this is not a waste because this is a representation

of my love for Christ Jesus. And that's how I feel every time I do sexual favors. Very kinky. Some say that Jesus and Mary Magdalene actually did take it on.

Yeah, we said we're not going to talk about the Da Vinci Code. But no, I agree. I mean, I think they're probably, you know, I was raised Jewish. You know, we're also Seventh Day Adventists,

but we don't call ourselves that. But we just say we're Jews, you know. But you know, you like that. You're a rock and chef, so you use a lot of juice.

So anyway, yeah. So if Jesus was a rabbi, as he supposedly was, then he would have been married. That would be logical.

He would not be a virgin. That's right. No, that he would not. And in fact, if he was of the line of David,

he would certainly be married. So anyway, the Bible has so many interpretations. That's what's amazing about it. I mean, both the old and the New Testament,

it's just an amazing, amazing work of literature. And for some people, it's a testament, and you know where that word comes from. Testicles!

Yeah, yeah. Because back in Bible times, when you wanted to swear an oath, you swore on your family jewels,

or maybe somebody else's family jewels. This is true. And well, it was like swearing on the Bible, but these were Bible times,

so the Bible hadn't been written yet, so there was no Bible to swear on. They were swearing on their nuts, and that's what they were doing.

And when they say he put his hand on his thigh, when they say that, you know how often they say that in the Bible? I put my hand on your thigh.

What are they putting their hand on the thigh for? I mean, that's kind of crazy, right? They're putting their hands on the nuts, on the family jewels,

on the last will and testament. Yes, indeed. Amen and amen. Well, not women.

That's a boy thing. Amen and women. Yeah. Well, they put their hand on there.

And so they're honoring their creative energy as an oath. You know, they're honoring... Yes!

Well, that's what I'm doing right now. I couldn't help myself. It's not like... But I'm ending to tell people about it.

I'm not saying it's a sex thing. I say that girls like her will stick her hands down there and we're not worried about it. We'll be happy, guys, if we have to let them know.

Yes. They're touching this right now and they need to let you know, like, hey, I'm stroking my happy place.

Are you happy too? Gypsy, you can stroke my happy place if you want to. I'm not wearing any underwear. Hey, because I'm a virgin,

I do a lot of that myself. And let me tell you something. It works just as great, if not better. I have plenty of toys

from all of my subby boys. Okay. Yes, they love to gift their goddess. So you can be a goddess and masturbate.

I just want to say that that was one of the rules that you could do that, so Jesus could have masturbated. Even if you think he was celibate,

he could have been, you know, diddlin'. Well, there is a thing in the Bible about the story of Onan. And Onan was struck down

because he masturbated and people think that's a prohibition against the act. It isn't. It was because God commanded Onan to...

...impregnate his brother's wife. His dead brother's wife. He was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's wife. And so he kind of did the pull-out method.

That's what he did. He didn't really masturbate. I can't even. One more time. He was killed for...

Because he did not impregnate his dead brother's wife, which was the order from God. See, the Old Testament is much weirder than it is.

It was the pull-out method. He spilled his seed on the ground. Spilled his seed on the ground. And instead of letting his seed explode inside her,

he spilled... He fucking came on the whatever. That would come into waste. I would have my boys eat that up.

That's called CEI. Coming in instructions for those of you who don't know the acronym. Absolutely.

I just did that with one of my clients this last week. And it was the first time. And how did you feel about that? I felt empowered.

It's usually like me. I'm not going to lie about it. You take this, you do this. And watch a man be so submissive.

Isn't it so amazing? Can I ask for your permission to eat this? I don't know, can you? And it was actually good for him.

Because it's full of vitamins. Vitamins, amino acids, what? Micro nutrients. Protein.

Why you dedicate your life? Why you would save some things that people may not take seriously? Because it's a power.

It's power. And you know what? You own it. You own it.

God, girl. Maybe Virginia is not... I embrace it and I think it's great. I'm not one of them.

And you know what, Gypsy? I totally respect you as a woman. And you have as much sex as you want. Personally, me.

It's not a religious thing. I have not found a man deserving of my sacred place. And you're saving yourself when you're waiting.

And that's a beautiful thing. For the right person. I think that's a beautiful thing. Sex is my religion and love is my philosophy.

By the way, I just want to say this cross was given to me by a sex therapy client who

was a 40 year old virgin. A real one. And he wanted to lose his virginity though. But he was a victim

of religious sexual abuse. He happened to be Catholic. And he felt that he could not receive communion

if he had sex before marriage and he didn't want to get married. That's why it comes to you.

It comes to Dr. Suzie. Because Dr. Suzie accepts all. Dr. Suzie understands all. Dr. Suzie is what I aspire to be someday.

Dr. Suzie is amazing. Well, sister Gypsy. Well, no, it's a true. I work for the institute.

I get a flux of calls every day. Hundreds of calls of people like, can I please

talk to Dr. Suzie? Dr. Suzie can have both sides of the boat and she will still be understanding.

And I'm working to be that. Well, I'm kind of judgmental of some people. What if you're Trump? If you're fucking Trump, then fuck you.

But she's not judgmental of my desire to fuck Trump. And I'm not judgmental of Danielle's desire to fuck Trump.

Or should I say make love. Make love with him. I don't actually want to fuck him. I just want to make love with him.

That's all. Well, Dr. Suzie is understanding whatever is your sexual preference and she's here to educate you and tell you.

And accept you. And accept whether you're the dom singing your feet on this guy right now or you're the guy licking this

floor lint off the ground. Either way, Dr. Suzie has a place for you. Ted, are you licking the floor lint? Dr. Suzie has

an unusual way of educating people. So I helped this client to lose his virginity.

I don't really like that phrase. I prefer to say to gain sexual knowledge and to begin the path

of love making that he is still on. And he does take communion. Of course he took Bonoboville communion.

And he takes Catholic communion because he likes to go to church and he likes to receive communion and he just does that.

so, you know, I can help you lose your virginity but then again I talked to a client last night who's a virgin

and he's not sure he wants to lose his so I said, you don't have to. You know, it's all right. It's not for everyone.

I'm still technically a virgin. I don't mind. I'll be 30. That's awesome.

In September. I can cure you of that. I know you can. Why are you involving me in this?

But Jay might be a virgin and Jay is a virgin. He has said that before. Repeatedly, yes.

I don't know if that means you're looking. But you do the Steve Bannon. And can we have a picture up there?

There he is doing the Steve Bannon. That's pretty impressive. That's not hard, by the way. Well, for you.

When he's not hard. Depending on how big or small you are. I have what you're saying. It's not hard to do that.

You're saying your dick wasn't hard. Both. Which one? The dick wasn't hard or it's not hard to suck your own dick? My dick wasn't hard.

And Jay, I have to know I've known you for a second. When you're doing this, like when you're doing the act, do you ever get hard?

Or do you ever get hard? I do. All the time when I'm by myself. Is it discriminating with cameras and what not? I don't know what it is.

Honestly, I think it's because... Does it still feel good? It's not even that. Whether it's hard or not, you're still sucking your own dick.

What do you think you make it look good? No matter what you do, I'm entertained and watching. You can actually find videos of me doing it.

There's a decent amount of videos out there. Have you ever done it against the wall upside down? What? Sort of?

I've had my subs do that. You shoot it in your mouth upside down. I don't need to...

No, it goes directly into the mouth. Jay can also do it standing up. Yeah, every night. I will suck myself off

and then... There's another picture. Which I actually could post on Facebook. You do this every night?

Because the picture doesn't show anything. Whatever poster about at the end of the day. Here's the other picture where you see Jay doing it standing up.

And you can't see that his Jesus jackhammer is in his mouth. Every time I've ever done it... In any case, yeah.

That's the Steve Bannon. I had to get in a yoga position. And we all know why I called the Steve Bannon, right?

I honestly don't know. I say that so fucking funny that it's just calling the Steve Bannon because the guy is sucking you.

Okay, because Scaramucci says to that New Yorker writer, Lisa when he was doing the interview here he is, the mooch.

No relation to Mike Maranacci, by the way. He's really an embarrassment to the Italian race. Frankly.

Not a race, Max. Okay, so anyway, so he says to Lisa, he says, you know, I'm not like Steve Bannon

who sucks his own cock. New York Italians. They don't miss words. Hey, they don't stick the

shiv in your back, they do it from the front. The front. That's what I've heard. Forget about it. We're sorry he's gone.

We were all excited last week, we were going to have Max play his uncle. We had a whole thing lined up with Scaramucci. Now I'm out of work.

Welcome to Hollywood. Now we got the generals and let's just show the Newsweek cover.

Can we show the Newsweek cover of Trump? This is my favorite thing about Trump really. I love this about Trump. He is lazy boy.

Right, I love that because he doesn't get anything done, because the things he wants to get done are horrible. So he's got this awful agenda.

They're illegal. Well, he's a billionaire businessman who has never served a day as

a politician. He does not get politics. And yet he's sexy enough that Kanye West made a wax

figure of him naked in bed alongside Kim Kardashian. So he's got to be doing something right. Oh, well, yeah.

Very, very high on heroin or opium. I don't know what you're doing Kanye, but either way, good for Kim. Kanye has a Jesus

thing, too. Jesus walked. That's his best song. It's a great song. He had to find Jesus when he was lying

on the hospital bed with his jaw in stitches and he had to say, I surrender to Christ. You remember that's how he

started that massive car wreck and that's what made him such a great artist because he became crucified and reborn. And then he started worshiping

those gold diggers, you know? Well, yeah. Danielle, you know, the reason the thing that I love about

Trump is that he loves golden showers and that happens to be one of my specialties. I told you I was kinky.

I bet he'd give you a lot of money. I'll take that. That's what we're talking about tonight. Jack is the best photo ever.

Trump would pay you a lot. Hey, I'll take it. You can see it on YouTube. I'll give him a run for his money.

We got PP tapes. There is there's somebody previous on Donald Trump.

Oh my god. Yeah, we do that. I have to admit, you know, when my parents divorced, my dad became

an agnostic like you and he went completely in the opposite direction where he would talk with me about sex and he's

actually the person who explained to me what golden showers are. No wonder she has a daddy thing. So a lot of women

have daddy things that voted for Trump. I mean or have unsettled daddy issues. Okay, add daddy issues.

All right. Oops. And we are going to have another Bonoboville communion.

We are. Yes, we are. And our little bartend dress.

Look at her with her little skirt. What are you wearing under that skirt, Gypsy? Oh, Gypsy. Oh.

Gypsies. I'd like to do some backsliding down there. I think her. All right.

She looks like she's some sort of perverted Catholic schoolgirl. That's what I was going for. I was raised Catholic.

I was really ugly and awkward by the time of like, you know, like 10 to like exactly. So, you know, I didn't get to be the sexy

Catholic schoolgirl. So, you know, I live it up in Dr. Susan's world. Gypsy, I went to Catholic school.

Let me tell you, there was nothing like you there or I would have stayed. She gets it. She gets it. I was raised Catholic.

I went to Catholic school. And you're saying you know why it happened in the 50s? No, no, I was not.

What were you raised? You don't think those early ideas? No, basically cultural Christians. Was your dad raised Catholic?

Yeah, he was and then he fell away from it in his teenage years, but before he died he was reconciled with the church and got last rights.

Well, I was baptized into a Catholic church but not the RCC into a Christian liturgical church.

Wow, this is complicated. Yeah, I could spend all evening if I had more voice power explaining it, but

you all the tears. No, no, no. Well, you know, we would rather see you do Bonoboville Communion. And I understand

that Miss Danielle, Sister Danielle, Danielle Watts, has volunteered to be the altar girl.

Sure, if you're okay with that. Okay. Well, you know, I have to say that

I say it, Danielle. I think that a lot of men don't get enough boobage

in the in the way that their mothers gave it to them, which was loving, tender

care, not like Don't show boobage on Facebook. No, no. Facebook should move once she moves.

Well, he doesn't have to get the whole boob, but look who are holding each other now. Facebook should see this. You know, I love him

the way that any mother would love her son because we're brothers and sisters in Christ. Absolutely. There must be something going on here

with us. There must be something going on tonight with this show theme because Danielle Norai are naked yet.

I know. And I think the community with Danielle would be kind of blasphemy going on. That would be blasphemy.

The very serious evening was very serious. So I'm going to hold your microphone. And she is No nudity. It's just all right with you.

And I hope that you understand that I do mean this with the most motherly wonderful loving care. Okay.

Okay. Facebook camera. Just go to the side. Does that feel nice?

Yay. Very nurturing. Is this what you get every night? If I desire.

And now, I've been the high priestess of the church of Beneboville Give you the salt.

Now you lick up the salt. And now, Danielle is being very motherly. She is.

All right. So now you're going to be water boarded. Thank you, Michael. So you stand up

and you go right between his legs. Oh, our God. All right. So now stand up. Okay. And Danielle,

you sit down here. Okay. Oh, I have to take the alcohol? No, no, no, no. And he's going to take the alcohol.

Here, I'll leave my tit out. You should leave your tit out. And you sit down on the floor. Other way.

But he's a gentleman. It's so nice to see. Lean back. Okay. Here we go.

Make sure he's comfortable. I think he needs a pillow or something. Let's just have everything fall down. The breast is a great pillow.

The slave is comfortable. Here we go. Lean back against the breast. There's Michael Drake.

Are you okay with a drink? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. All right.

There we go. The No Bo Bo Communion and Water Boarding. These were unusual. You were wild.

Well, I was actually going to explain what I said to her. My blessing to Danielle was Thou Art Goddess.

Which is kind of a shout out to my friend Oberon Zell of the Church of Old Worlds. The Church of Old Worlds is a neo-pagan organization

that is very, very, very pro-sex, pro-body freedom. They took a lot of their,

some of their sayings and rights and things from a novel called Stranger to Strange Land.

Oh, I love that book. This is an actual, yeah. This is an actual organization based on those teachings.

We really love that book. That's like a religious piece of work for Danielle and I. Yes, that one was dedicated

to Oberon and to all the daughters and sons of the goddess out there. You know, I've been talking up Christianity now.

I grok that. I grok that. I like how you call them all out. I like how you have an insight

for all of them. I've been studying it for over 30 years independently and I respect them all. It shows. It's enlightening.

Thank you. Amen and amen women. The body and sexuality in me are holy.

Maybe more so because this is how we all begin. It's how we all interact. It's all who we are.

It's how we are and this is communion. And I was actually going to say something about when we were talking about communion and this might sound blasphemous

but I don't think so. The Eucharist is very sexual. The Eucharist, oh yeah, yeah, right. Taking God into your body.

Exactly. That's my point. You're a fucking cannibal. And when Brian took

God with God, God as virgins heal into his mouth he was taking the goddess into his body and when you took

Danielle teat into your mouth that's what you're doing. I love that there's so much love here. There's so much love.

And everyone's accepting and non-judgmental as it should be. Never. Never. Well, it's the real representation

of what Christ spoke about. We are the society. Christ hung out with prostitutes and fishermen and people

who were traveling through society and needed who were because life had forced their hearts open by whatever circumstances.

It sounds a lot like Dr. Suzy a little bit. It's not gonna lie, it sounds a lot like Dr. Suzy. It's just me. And award-winning authors.

I didn't interrupt either of you. Like the people who wrote the Bible. I was going to say that the reason why the Old Testament and New Testament

are so different is the Old Testament is the father. It is this overarching, powerful, yeah, obey my laws, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The New Testament is the son. That is God as a human being. Suffering, going for all the shit that we do

and then finally having to suffer unbelievably. There's actually books about what a crucifixion is like.

There's no worse torture on earth than that. And I always said that's where the compassion comes in when God became

one of us. And you don't even have to believe it literally true as a story, as a narrative. It is so powerful.

It's a beautiful story. And it does, you know, tell us a little something about why a lot of people do

enjoy BDSM. Max, are you speaking? Oh, sorry.

He said they were all dosed on LSD. Okay. You know what, I think we need some LSD right now.

But since we don't have any, we're going to have Ikkor the Wolf see for us. And I think he should

sing We Are One. I don't know. But you were going somewhere really interesting with the BDSM and why people crave the need and crave to be crucified,

the pain of the crucifixion, their own personal crucifixion dying to whatever makes them weak but facing it.

Surrender. It's so funny that you said that because a lot of my subs they come to me because they're suffering so much internally themselves

and whenever they worship to me they're not just worshiping a beautiful goddess I take whatever humanistic

things that I have on the inside because I'm not just a dom, I'm also human and I do love and care about people. Yes.

Believe it or not, I have a lot of compassion for these sufferings who just want someone to

understand them. Someone to see their suffering and acknowledge their suffering. We're all healers.

We're after them. We're healers. We're the healers of the damages. In Ohio, I actually

knew someone that did crucifixions. As a BDSM practice? Yes. Camp crucible every year, yeah.

Well, but not with the nails, right? Oh, with the nails? With the nails, yeah. And did the people survive?

Oh, wow. Cool. Well, it took eight hours for them usually to die on the cross. Horrible way to die.

It is a horrible way but I know Submissive, the late great Bob Flanagan would

drive nails into his scrotum and partly because he suffered from... Oh, you've done that?

And it's funny that Max mentioned LSD because Actually, I mentioned that. Psychedelics and near-death experiences

which you know all about and be alive as well. Near-death experiences mirror the crucifixion experience because you're facing your own death.

I also had a death experience. You're dying to yourself. Yeah, exactly. That's what made me think of it. Jackie Blue, you have an incredible... How many bones in your body

did you break and then come back? Practically everything but my spine, skull and ribs. Wow. And then came back and now you enjoy

BDSM because it helps you walk that line between life and death. I was into BDSM before that.

It's much more basic than that. It's gone further. We have so much to do. Brothers and sisters I would love to continue these

conversations. But I feel that we need music in our church of Bonoboville. And also, if you want to do a

strip tease, any of you don't let me stop you. So, you know... This goddess is keeping her clothes on.

This is what's happening. We have E.Core the Wolf who is in Jewish temple, we called a canter.

I guess he's the choir leader. Come on up here to the church of Bonoboville. You have amazing breasts. Amazing.

My left one is nicer than my right so I just like to show that one off. Just let that one pop out.

This is the least review you've ever done. I'm feeling very pious and devoted to Christ right now.

We're going to have a good pious song but we need to give him a good microphone. Check, check, check. He's got one.

What's going on? Shout out to Bonoboville. Hashtag Bonoboville. This is your man, E.Core the Wolf.

All these different races of people in here, you know what I mean? We only got this one go round in life. I want y'all to understand that.

Understand that. So, know that we are one. You understand? We are one.

We are one. Give some of that volume. We are one. We are one.

Give me some volume on that there. Yes. In the twine. You see that?

Diversify. Storm the weather. Give me some volume on that. Yes.

We are one. We are one. So, our hands up, y'all. Give me some volume on that.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

Come on. Give some of that volume on that. We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one. Yes. We are one. You know what? I guess I won't see the piece that I need until I reach the streets of the DoD. Until then I'm going in swimming. B.O.F. Y'all bum that guy swam by

I said hi and then left water bubbles The road is in trouble, some bartender Give him a double glass of integrity Mixed with a shot of humanity

The ultimate boiler, make it ultimately for the sake of mankind We need it in the twilight, racial shine Elevator bonds that we didn't hit the finest lines

The cush, lungs pushed Road to the world, reach to a man Want me to touch a boy, touch a girl But with no sad dusky trust me

You don't want to stay, being big up to Being a state, don't let one man's hate Still that school spate, I think that's school spate So go get us educated, graduate

We demonstrate that we are what What, what, what, what, what, what What, what, what, what, what What, what, what, what, what, what

What, what, what, what, what, what What, what, what, what, what Yes, we only got one go round In this lifetime, make this one time

Around your sweetest, you know what I'm saying Fuck Trump, you dig? Cause we are what We got to keep the movement going, y'all

Throw the ones up, Bonoboville Hashtag Bonoboville For the Wolf and the Talk Live We are one, equal in the wolf

Live From the church of Bonoboville On the Dr. Susan Block show We are one, spinning next to a Nicki Man

You know what I mean Alright Can't get any closer to the guys than that, huh I love Dr. Susan Block

I love you, Igor Yes My baby My baby

Real question is, do you love be live I love everybody in the room I love everybody, I love everybody How much time do we have?

Two minutes Two minutes After Susie, two minutes We didn't get to do

So many things Yes, I know Two minutes, we didn't get to see Jay do a Steve Bannon

We didn't get to see Igor and V live hug to represent The unity of oneness Wouldn't that be sweet

They did a fist pound Next time, we have to work our way up You know We did a fist pound

Shipping that I'm the only one naked on the show this time I know, Danielle is being very Chase Yes, she's uh

But that's cool Because you still Have a lot of rebellion in you As exemplified by your

Delightful rebellious wrist break You are also very rebelliousness I'm calming down In my old age

I don't know, I think you're being rebellious By not getting naked But that's okay That's okay

Because in the church We can do what we want As long as it's consensual And does not involve children

And I'm sure there's a bunch of other things But you know Yeah, yeah We are the church

Of the Bonobo way So we want to thank All of our fabulous guests Thank you

California Jesus author Mike Maranacci Get the book brothers and sisters Get the book

Yes, it's on Amazon California Jesus My left hit highly recommends it Okay, there you go

You can quote me on that Put that on Amazon By Danielle's left hit Fine stars

And we can find him On Facebook He's now into his titty For me and him

Oh, I'm not up to Danielle I want to introduce My goddess Virgin

And I am going to take her up on her Author Her offer that she made A little while ago

That some of you might remember You remember, yeah There we go Remember everyone

Risk aware consensual kink Always remember that And what's the risk in this Susie

You may never get off of me On love That is definitely a risk Yeah

You have to share me with my husband You're a virgin, she's a virgin I am her goddess virgin That's my name

True to my name And we find you on Twitter At only goddess At only goddess

I also have a website that's under construction But we'll be at very soon goddessvirgin.com And we only have one more minute

There'll be a tease for the rest of your life Tease and denial We keep having questions We need another show

Okay, we got Chef B.Live at Danielle Watts You can follow them

You know where they are And Jackie Blue We love Jackie Blue

China Doll Yay And Ikkor the Wolf So

Yay Thank you so much for joining us here For our sermon on the mound Hello

Yeah, yeah Player pray We're out of time Okay, so we're out of time

Make like bonobos, not baboons Make love not war Make love to someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you

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