Art with Teeth

Full transcript of Art with Teeth on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web, and now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs, connoisseurs, all you children of sex. We are all children of sex, right?

We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, or Trump. We know who his children are, and they're not near you. But we are all, all of us, every single one of us, even the ones that come from a test tube. We are all children of sex, with a capital X.

So, what do you think? Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A woman?

Amen. Yes, woman, woman, woman. Oh, my wondrous vulva puppet. A puppet in large, extra large, huge, bigger than Trump's inauguration.

She big. Right. This is the old version. This one is 20 years old.

Actually, so is this one. I've had these vulva puppets for 20 years. And guess what? They still work, you know?

They're quite lubricated. They don't eat any surgery. Actually, they did have surgery. Actually, Del Ray sewed on new buttholes for them.

It's true. And the butthole is symbolized by a button. And this one, where's the butthole? Okay, this one doesn't even have a butthole.

It's a new version. It's okay. With just the vulva. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one we put a, just a regular button on for the butthole. Anyway, it's exciting. It's the progression of pussy. Right.

There you go. Thank you. Gypsy bonobo. PP.

Which brings us to Trump. Okay. Before we talk about Trump and the PP. You're so lucky though.

Okay. Is your microphone working, girl? I like to think so. You think so?

You're not wearing a headset, so you don't know. And I don't hear you on the mic. Do you hear me? Okay.

Can I? I hear you right there. You're right there. And we don't hear you on the headset.

So, you know, listen to the headset. And while you're doing that, I am going to introduce the curator of the show that features Dory Lane's wondrous vulva puppet that is happening actually next week if you're tuned in live.

And the show is called Todry Art with Teeth. You got any teeth in here? Vagina dentata. Yeah.

No, there's no teeth in this vulva puppet. It's anatomically correct. And vaginas don't have teeth except, you know, maybe one that Trump grabs.

I hope. But yeah, let's hear it for art curator Keith Ward. Here he is. Come on up here, Keith.

Come on. Step right up to the... Oh, be scared. Be scared.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid. Hey, hey, hey. Here you are.

You want some Trump money here? Trump money? I don't know what you can buy with that. Just refunds, I think.

Oh, wow. Is his mic working? It sounds good in my ear. Yeah, does it?

Okay. Don't turn up his mic just a little bit back there, engineer. Turn up his mic. Check, check, check, check.

Yeah, okay. A little high. Check, check, check. I like to say test, test, test because it's like testies.

Testicles. Testicles, right. You don't have any testicles. You're a pussy.

Okay, so these are some testicles back here. This is my Trump big dick with a little penis. Yeah, a lot of balls, though. I mean, does he really have, I mean, I guess he's got balls.

Yeah, he's got some big balls, you know. But he doesn't really use them. Yeah. I think you need a microphone.

Oh, there you go. Okay. You have to talk right into it. There you go.

All right. You got to get way up on that microphone. Are here in Bonoboville moving into our microphone. Sweet spots.

How many photographers are in here? Well, we have a lot of photographers. That's for sure. This is the paparazzi of Bonoboville.

It is. It's better than Hollywood, baby. And so I, I, this is Keith. Yeah.

Okay. This is Keith Ward. And he's down here from the Bay Area. Is that right?

You are. And you are curating an art exhibit called Todry. Todry. Art with teeth at the hive.

At the hive. All right. And the 726 spring street. Okay.

It's next Saturday. Next Saturday. Talking this way. Sounds better.

Yeah. Okay. So Todry is at the hive. It is downtown LA.

It's the oldest venue in the LA art walk. And it's from eight to 11. And I have the finest collection of badass motherfuckers that I've ever brought together. Wow.

Wow. So this is by Lusky. Lusky. Lusky.

This is of course by Dorie Lane. Dorie Lane. And one of our other favorite artists is also there. Do you know who that is, Max?

I don't know. Yes. I'm right here. Sorry.

Guess what other great artist is at this Todry art with teeth exhibit? Who's that? Which one? Abby Martin.

Abby fucking Martin. Abby Martin. Yes. Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness. Abby Martin. Abby Martin. You know she was on this show a while ago.

Yeah. I saw that. In the BTE. Yeah.

Before Trump era. Yeah. I looked it up. She kicked ass on this thing.

Yeah. She did. She did. She's making art for this show.

Okay. Making it. New art. Yeah.

Wow. Is she going to be there? She is going to be there. She's going to be there with her work.

Oh. Yeah. And we have the other alt queen of media, Eleanor Goldfield. All right.

Who are you with her? Oh, but I'm willing to learn. Okay. Eleanor Goldfield is a badass motherfucker.

She is a spoken word artist. She used to be the lead singer of an LA band called Rooftop Revolutionaries. Wow. And now has started a web series called Act Out where she does weekly web scandals.

All right. And it's like very serious journalism with cool spoken word. Scandals. I mean, does she work in the White House?

Because that's where all the scandals are right now. She works against the White House. Okay. They got your scandals right there, I'll tell you.

Okay. And you are here primarily because of a lovely lady who's a bit of a matchmaker and a great belly dancer and an artist. And I'm so excited to have Al shoot back here.

Hey, hey, come on. Sit up here with me. I like that. I like that.

I'm wearing your little hips. I am. In your honor, I'm wearing my belly dancing outfit. Yeah.

Sort of my little belly dancing thing. Skirt. I can shake it. You don't need any lessons.

You know what's up. Oh, I always benefit from lessons and learning. I am always learning new things from my guests and my therapy clients. And, you know, the world, right?

So I'm so excited to have you here, Al shoot because gosh, the last time I saw you was when 2004? I think it was 2004. Right.

I just started Cal Arts and I was with a dance company called Desert Sin. Desert Sin. Could I get the some photos up there? Please.

My great. There we go. Yeah. You're there.

Let's have some more. Oh my God. Oh my God. Look at this.

Oh, not whiny bitch. That's another thing. Right. And there we are.

Oh my God. This is the Dr. Susan Block show. That's Sandra. Desert Sin.

Alisa. Johari. Wow. I would love to have some copies of these.

I will send it to you. Absolutely. Yeah. I forgot that we took off our clothes.

I didn't remember. Well, you took off your tops, you know. Look at this. Look at this one.

That's me. Wow. Look at you doing the back bend. I wasn't sure, but that is you.

That's me. That's awesome. I've never seen this answer. Touching your toes to your head.

Wow. That's pretty sexy. Can you still do them? I think I can.

Wow. That's what I wanted to know. Well, you know, it's Steve Bannon can suck his own cock. As we learned that he can.

Oh, he does it. Scaramouche, who we're going to talk about a little bit. 20 years of yoga? You know, it's great.

We are really now learning so much about sex from the White House. Absolutely. But one thing we should learn is don't do what they say, right? For sure.

I mean, Trump has had a terrible week. I mean, maybe it's a good week as far as his fans are concerned. I'm going to introduce you two before I start going off on Trump. This is mistress goddess, Tamara Beatty.

Yes, mistress. I like goddess as well. I'll take it. Okay.

Mistress goddess. Yes. Yes. You look like a bow.

Thank you. You are gorgeous. Can you just model your outfit? Oh, sure.

Can you just stand up and turn around? Look at this. Look at this. This is a corset and quite a little skirt here and stocking.

Oh, my God. So beautiful. So beautiful. All right.

Nice, nice, nice. I met these guys after we did an art show right after the inauguration on the first day of the Dark Rule called Distruptive in Oakland. Distruptive.

Distruptive was the first art show. Nice. While the first in this series kind of taking on Orange Foxical directly. Yes.

Let's see some of the stuff from this. I mean, we have some slides, I guess, but you also have brought some stuff. Oh, Dave McDowell. Oh, there we go.

Okay. This is Los Angeles artist Dave McDowell. He's a fucking madman. This is one of the most prolific artists I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah. And we featured this on our banner. We liked it so much. I know.

It's awesome, right? I mean, here he is with the confederate flag. I mean, and the Statue of Liberty is crying. And, you know, it's just crazy.

He is one of the hardest working artists in the industry. He creates that stuff. Oh, okay. And now this one.

This is Lusky. This is the Machine Men, AKA David Lascombe of the UK. Oh, okay. He is fucking fantastic.

So we've got Trump or Drump or, you know, T-Rump. T-Rump. And we've got Kim Jong. Yeah.

And we've got, I guess, that's Putin. Right, with lipstick on. As Robocop. As Robocop with lipstick.

Oh, wow. Lusky is one of the amazing sweethearts in the art business, too. And here are the news bombs. Anthony Frida.

Yeah, this is called fake news. Fake news. Yeah. And it represents the entire spectrum of fake news.

Generally, fake news is accused of, you know, one side or the other. Uh-huh. But it's pretty much everything on TV, honestly. Yeah.

It is CNN. It is Fox. It is Time Warner. It is all those bastards.

It's just a different flavor. And it's also Trump's tweets. It is Trump's tweets, yeah. Which is a form of news at this point.

Oh, my God. Isn't that insane? Yeah. He has a direct line.

Why are you doing that? Hal Hefner. Oh, oh, the whiny bitch. Local Los Angeles badass, Culver City, Hal Hefner.

Oh, look at this. Hal Hefner. And he did that projection right across from Trump Tower. Yeah, right across from Trump Tower.

Yeah, that's an amazing thing. Yeah, he's doing a take on Animal Farm right now. That shows Trump as a pig. As a pig.

Which is, of course, a frequent portrayal of our president. He is one of the animals that is more equal than the other animal. I didn't realize that was Trump as the tweeting bird until... Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Here's the gas mask girl as Melania. This is Jillie Ballistic. She is a Brooklyn graffiti artist.

Oh, okay. And she does add modifications. Oh, right. She is kind of the heart and soul of the NYC subway system.

Wow, wow. We have to send this to our friends at Gas Mask Girl. We have a whole, they have a whole site called Gas Mask Girl. Yeah, you gotta hook up Jerry Ballistic.

And they're totally into sex with gas masks. And it does seem to fit the Trumpocalypse, no? Yeah. She does it right in broad daylight.

She goes out and pastes up right in the middle of full crowds, shamelessly. All right. Beautifully, shamelessly. Oh, and this is the...

Audrey, this is the flyer. The background is a painter named Alex Schaefer, who is also a Los Angeles artist who is very famous for painting burning banks. Burning banks.

Yeah, who was almost arrested for painting a burning bank one time. Really? Yeah, he set up his canvas across from a... It was a real bank burning?

Real bank. He put up his easel. He's painting the bank, painting the bank. Then starts painting the bank on fire.

Cop show up, sees his easel, sees his paints, whisk him away. Wow. No charges pressed, but... Acted like he was like a terrorist or something?

Mind crime. Yeah, it's mind crime, essentially. He was thinking the wrong thoughts. I know.

Alex Schaefer's a real speaker too. Ah, Recycle Propaganda, this guy's awesome. Wow. He's a British-born, Vegas person.

Who is going to be down here for the show? He's going to set up a pop-up tap outside and bring a whole bunch of stuff. Nino. Yep.

Okay. He's awesome. So, you know, speaking of Trump, he's had a pretty exciting week of just one horror after another, hasn't he?

It's not been glorious. I mean, let's see. I kind of wrote them down, so I wouldn't forget. There's so much.

Yeah. Nasty bigoted tweets about banning trans people from the military, right? I heard about that. And of course, you know, I'm not into supporting the military-industrial complex.

That's the other side of it. I'm not. And in a way, I have mixed feelings about it, but you should, you know, it's a bigoted thing to say.

It's a bigoted thing to do. And it's part of a general bigoted policy that he has, including, you know, banning the trans students from using, you know, the bathroom that their gender preference is.

And anyway, so, yeah, he did these tweets. And then, of course, he had the nasty bigoted, rambling, uber politicized speech to the Boy Scouts of all things. I'm not a huge fan of the Boy Scouts.

They're a little bit fascist themselves. He's going for his fascist merit badge. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The merit badge.

He should have a merit badge for pussy grabbing. It's a demerit badge. Demerit badge. And then, of course, the nasty violent speech to Long Island police

telling them to brutalize and rough up suspects, you know, who haven't even been convicted. And then, of course, threatening senators that they better pass his awful skinny repair, a skinny repeal, skinny repeal,

what is that, some dietary thing? It's keeping people slim. He's doing that. Of Obamacare.

But you know, that, it was a total Trump care fail. It did not pass. And at this point, the really the best thing about Trump, the best thing about you big baby.

Oh, I like big man baby. By the way, those aren't his balls. That's his ass. We're going to.

He does have a plump. Oh, yes. He has quite a plumper there. We can spank him for being naughty.

You should. Have you seen that float? You want to spank him with the book? I love that.

And let me turn him around so he doesn't get to turn away. And you see, he has a penis pacifier so he can't talk. He's under gag order. And so, yes, spank him.

There ever been a more ridiculed president in history than this? I don't think so. Like Nixon in his day? No, not even Nixon.

I mean Clinton got a BJ, but they wanted to burn him at the state. But he didn't hurt anybody. They called him the first black president. He played saxophone.

He was cool. He's hot. He was hot. She's creative.

He passed horrific legislation. But speaking of pussy and democracy and women, right? We have to applaud two great women for standing up against Trumpcare for making it happen.

And those are Susan Collins of Maine. All right. And Lisa Murkowski from Alaska to Republican centers. I'm not a big fan of the Republicans.

But I got to say these women are brave. They are femdoms in a hall of, you know, old white men. And I also want to give it up to the women and men of the Democratic Party who stood up against Trumpcare.

And I also want to say, yeah, McCain, thank you very much. John McCain. He got most of the credit. It's true.

Because after all, he did cast the deciding vote. And he's the famous one. And yeah, we didn't kind of know what he was going to do. He did it in a real dramatic way, you know.

Well, he's in health care, but I didn't get anybody right now. Yeah. At first he votes for debating it and gets us all upset. And then he votes against it, which, yeah, he cast that

deciding vote. Good for you. Thank you, John. But the ladies, excuse me, the ladies, we got to give it up

to these two ladies from the Republican Party that withstood so much abuse, right, from the president, from their fellow senators saying that they were going to shoot them and have a duel or some shit.

And from people out there, you know, the bottom feeders that went after them and the president threatening Alaska, I mean, really. And so thank you, ladies.

Oh, there he is with the two of them. I'm learning so much from you today. I don't watch the news. I'm learning so much right now.

Well, this is my run through. This is my little Bill Maher section. I don't know. I mean, I got to, you know, this is a sexuality show just in

case you just tuned in. It really is. And yet we do deal with sex and art. Here you are and culture and politics and life and

relationships. And yes, Trump needs some sex because I don't think his wife is giving him any. Unless Macron was really sucking his dick as much as he

was holding his hand. I don't know. Some of those shots where like he goes to shake or hold her hand and she pulls away violently.

Oh, yeah. There's so much of that. Their body language. We can't blame her, but still.

Naughty boy. You're so vile. All right. So, yeah, it's been a really rough week.

Yes, Max. But, you know, we got the mafia. I was going to say, at least we have the comic relief of the new Sopranos show.

The new Godfather. We got Anthony Scaramucci. There he is. There he is.

Fucking guy. This guy. He's very entertaining. I got to say.

He's scary. Scaramucci. Scaramucci. Scaramucci.

Scaramucci. Scaramucci. Scaramucci. Scaramucci.

Poor Tony. You guys are doing. Yeah, right. Will you do the Fandango?

Right? Everybody knows that song? Yeah. Bohemian Rhapsody.

Will you do the Fandango? Will you do the Fandango? He is already doing the Fandango. Let me just say.

The whole White House is doing the Fandango, but he really kind of exemplifies it. Look at this guy. I mean, there he is.

That's such a good photo. Watching the hands up in the air. It's great. It's great.

And I just want to give a little history to his name. He looks constipated. Okay, because this happens to be my field. I majored in theater at Yale.

And one of my favorite theater eras is the era of Italian comedy, Comedia dell'arte. And that's the era of stock comedies, characters like Arlequino and Puccinella.

Puccinella. And Patalone. And Columbina. I used to play Columbina, the servant girl.

And then there's Scaramucci. And Scaramucci is just like this guy. He's a mooch. And he's very boastful.

And he's very cowardly, actually. And so he boasts and he talks. And he likes to pretend that he's a Spanish Don. Actually, that name is an interesting coincidence, Don.

He likes to pretend he's a Don. But he's really, you know, a coward. And he likes to, you know, duel. And just like this guy said, I don't know if you guys heard.

He says, I don't like when, you know, Washington, because they're nice to your face, but then they stick a shiv in your back. A shiv?

A shiv. Like it's a jail. Like he said sometimes. To just get out of prison?

And then like, you know, what are you thinking? You're thinking, what is better to do it directly in the chest? And then he says it. He says it.

I do it in the front. I'm going to stab you in the front. He says that. Jesus Christ.

He says that right on, I don't know, one of those fake news stations. Yeah, right. So, you know, he's entertaining. It's the best way.

Do it in the front. Right. He's been watching too much. I don't think he wants to be.

He lives and breathes. I'm sorry. I'm Italian. I'm Italian.

You know what they call guys like this? They call them peasants. A peasant. He's a peasant.

These are Italian peasants that came over here. We've got to send him back. He does like to pull the Italian car. He told this guy, Lisa, that writes for the New Yorker.

He talked about how this one guy was a fucking paranoid, schizophrenic, rinse, rinse, pre-bis, who actually got fired the next day or two days later. So, Trump obviously wanted him to say this.

And then he does this interesting thing, which, you know, like I said, we learn about sex from the White House. He says, I am not. I am not here to suck my own cock, like Steve Bannon.

Jesus Christ. I am here to serve the president. He said that? Yes, he did.

And I love the president. I am not here to suck my own cock, like Steve Bannon. Now, I wish Jay Turrico were here, because remember Jay Turrico, he does suck his own cock.

He has done that on our show. On his shoulders with the feet up. Oh, I sort of provided a picture. No, no, no, no.

He just bends over and he just gets on there. He has a very rubbery, long cock. He just pulls it up. You see, we can't see you there.

Well, we can't see you there either. Oh, there you go. And that might be the bad mic. And this chair's empty.

You have the bad one. Do you want me to go to the empty chair? Scaramoosh, Scaramoosh. Don't leave me.

Oh, I have to leave. You really said that I'm not here to suck my own cock? She's so cute. I didn't want her to leave me.

Yes, he said that. He didn't even say he did not say that. He admitted it. I know.

He just said, I didn't think it was on the record. I thought we were talking as two Italians. Oh, that's what he said. Two Italians.

Yeah, two Italians. Two Italians don't know nothing. You know what I'm saying? Oh, fuck.

Why, where'd you find the body? Where'd you find the body? I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing.

I'm leaving. Somebody's watched a Bronx Teal too many times. We got to get her a new microphone. Or she has to share the mic.

Or I have to talk like that. Turn it up. Turn it up. Hi.

Turn it up. Oh, it's up. You got to do it like a rock. I hear that.

There it is. Never mind. It's just like, as you're saying, sucking his own cock. There.

I'm figuring it out. Just treat the microphones. Like, come on. You're Steve Bannon.

It's on the right angle. And you're sucking your own cock. There you go. Have you ever seen a guy suck his own cock?

No. I've never seen another guy suck another guy's cock. I'm going to send you a picture. Never.

I have. Well, I accidentally saw gay porn, but yeah. What do you mean you accidentally saw gay porn? You want to see it?

I was living with two gay guys and I turned on the TV because there was a guest in the house. And I guess when I was asleep, they had gay porn. So I turned the TV for the guest and whammo.

So I accidentally saw it. That's the cock-sucking sound effect. Oh, and whammo. Yeah.

I just want to say to the gays who are Trump. You're chumps. You're chumps and jokes. You are chumps gays for Trump.

Okay. Those really exist. They're gays for Trump. We almost had one on the show tonight, but we wanted to focus on you guys.

What's Caitlyn all about with this new tranny thing? Who? Okay, so Trump. Here, there he is.

Can we put that picture back please? What? Because this is evidence of his hypocrisy. Is real.

I mean, what? I don't even, I mean, it's like. Look at his face. He's like, I'm not going to say who would do that.

Yeah. But yeah, he said, I will be your friend, LGBT people. So what does that do to all his supporters that are like right-wing scumbags and don't believe in gay rights or gay people or gayness?

Well. They're fearless leaders holding up a rainbow flag. They just forgive him because they know all he was doing was pandering to get votes. That was the election.

Yeah. Or a guy hits a joke. He's making a joke. He is a joke.

He needs making it some sarcastic thing. You know, that's what he does with everything. What is it going to be too much for them? It's where you draw the line of the sand.

Like the thing about, I could shoot people down Fifth Avenue and my votes would raise up. You know that quote? He'll be too much when he does something to affect their lives than it's too much for

me. Exactly. But there's so many people. He hasn't affected their lives yet.

Well, I think when they take away their social services. That. Exactly. Their social security.

That's going to kick in. That's going to be a problem. They have no healthcare. They have no social security.

They won't have money for bullets for their welfare. They get it too. They won't have money for their math and hosts. Exactly.

That's what I, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know I always miss, I'm missing out on my, you know, God. I'm so sorry. Those people are going to be pissed.

They're going to be pissed. I'm telling you. Sorry guys. I'm stepping on these balls.

You know, this is what we call. Trumpocalypse therapy. Are you having empathy? No.

I love it. I just. Do you want to step on this ball? Okay.

Okay. I just want to take like one little corner. Just like a, just a corner. Hold me.

Look it. Don't keep holding me. I want to show this skirt. Step on those balls.

It's pretty satisfying. The booty white. Step on the ball. Yeah.

Those look like professional heels. I haven't used them to step. Oh, look. I left an apron on his nuts.

Hopefully you do. Hopefully that would last. All right. Remember that.

It's enough attention for you. Okay. Stay over here. Here.

You come up, sit over here. Me? Oh, okay. So.

Let's see. Yes. Did you have something else you wanted to unfurl? Well, there's the Dory Lane vulva suit.

The wonder is vulva suit. Let's look at this. This has been done in legendary performances. And is actually available for the first time.

Many people have like vied for this before. And this is the first time it's available in. Wow. And there it is.

Decades. Can we sort of focus on this a little bit? That's a lot of bedazzling. Yeah.

The real action is down here. Full chakras. Pull in. The full.

Energetic. Tapestry. I know, right? Check that out down there.

Dory Lane. Wondrous vulva suit. That's a cat. Better being fun.

I'm like the Vena White vaginas. The what? Open at the bottom. Is it open?

Look right here. Price is right. Is this open? No, it's all open.

No, it's not open. No, it's not open. It's open. It's open.

It's open. It's open. It's open. It's open.

It's open. And you represent all of the energetic chakras that happen, and is anatomically correct is her puppet. It's beautiful.

It's absolutely beautiful. It is. Fantastic. And do you have something else to unfurl?

We had a little painting session today. We did. So I really wanted to make paintings of Dr. CZ's vagina. not. I haven't painted in years. I haven't painted in like two years. So I asked her to send us pictures.

You made me get the brushes wet again. And I need him to do that. You moistened my brushes. Oh very nice. Okay so I sent you a picture of my vulva from the front. And I also sent you a picture of my squirting vagina vulva as well. So I was a little nervous because I haven't painted in so long. So mine are really small. Okay. But your, your Vajayjay is pretty petite and lovely too. But formidable in the

second. This is Keith. Oh wow. Look at this. This is. That's the squirting one. The squirting one. Oh wow. That is beautiful. I like that. It's like this. Oh right, right, right. This is not mine. Actually that's why I didn't know. This is Debbie's thumb. I thought it was a different feel. Like the thumb was heavy. Oh my god it matches your outfit. That's so freaky. Like the color scheme and everything. And we had to

do a nice glittery gush. And this is a nice glittery gush. The Holy Water brothers and sisters. It is. Let the waters of Amrita flow forth and cleanse the cities of the world. Yes Amrita, Holy Water, and a women. A women. That is beautiful. And I'm going to agree that it matches your outfit so beautifully. I know you have to get a good. Your beautiful squirting vagina is mastered in your outfit tonight so it's

going to be you. Awesome. So you did this one. And mine. Mine is good but I try. Oh don't be so nervous. Let me see. Oh they're cool. These are beautiful. Oh yeah. Oh look at that except my squirt does look like pee because you made it gold. Yeah. Well that was like that was actually the finger but I used a little too much glitter because I kind of do that sometimes. You know what your girl and too much

glitter there is. This is so cute. This is the one the picture of me from the front. I should have given the pictures to my staff but yeah we'll have to print them in the blog. That's okay. It's art, right Max? Yes. DrSuthisLock.com. Absolutely. These are box frames. Okay so these are lovely. Look at these little tiny. These are like what do they call them? Miniatures. Yeah. They're volvets. Your

vagina is nice and tiny. They look like a set. They look like they go together. So cool. But this is more this is it's a little it's not that big either. It's somewhere between these two. But your gosh looked about that big from the photo. Yeah that was quite a big gosh. I have to tell you so we were at my mother's house. We were. Right. Well you asked for pictures. She was she was just

meeting Keith for the first time. Oh wow. And then I haven't painted in years. I was a painter a long time ago and I had ordered all these acrylic paints and art supplies and then I had this idea that we should paint your vagina and my mom came down and she was like oh she was like you guys are so cute with your little serious painting faces because we were like really like looking at the

photo you sent us and stuff and then she came a little bit closer and she was like so. What? Oh. I don't know. She got what was going on. I want to talk to you about that for a moment and you have somebody to bring in. Yes I do. You do. We have another person. Yes I'm very excited to meet this person and to see how you deal with him. Yeah I can't wait. Okay. She will deal with him.

Okay. So you're taking. A pussy got me. Okay. So now you come on up here. They grab you. So that we can get. I'd actually like to get a couple of pictures with you sitting here. Don't sit on the microphone unless you want it up your ass which is okay. It's a little muffled that way. Okay. Whoops. So here we are at what? Okay. I can't hear you guys. You guys you have to just as I said go get him.

Go get that guy. Go get him. That's what I mean. Okay. She just want to make sure. Okay. I don't know if you want to help her find him or I don't know. Oh it looks like it's actually it looks like it's reset. So it looks like it's reset. Oh my god. Okay. Oh my god. Wow. This is art. Right. This is such an accurate depiction. I don't think I've ever you know. What a wonderful man. Wow. It really nails it. Wow.

Wow. Okay. Maybe we should put a towel. Are you really going to sit on that without a towel? I think we need a towel. No. Can you stand up please? No buttholes on the furniture. Right. Really really really anyone's let alone yours. Okay. So I think you should get on your knees. I think that's a great idea. Yeah. You shouldn't be standing up like that. Mr. President. Mr. President. There you go. Keep your face up

because. So we know who you are. We don't need to. Yeah. We need to know who you are. So turn your head towards the camera and turn your body a little towards the camera. That's right. That's good. Okay. So now that he is here. Good boy. We are going I feel as though I should move these because I didn't know he was going to be ready so fast. These are for you and we love you. Oh wow.

Thank you. Oh you back up a little. Total honor to Trump. Back up Trump. Okay. So let's stand up and oh no I don't know if this is going to work actually. No no I mean you should stand up. I because we're trying to show these things but no you should not stand up. Oh I love it. You should bend down and and weigh down. Way down actually. Stay down. Way down. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Not you. Not you. Way down. Why are you. What are you doing. You're doing down courts. Just courts. Wow. Are you guys in a romantic relationship. I hope so. Here. Can you hold one of these actually with your little hand. Hold hold these. Now I'll hold this. Oh you want to hold this one because I can take them all. Okay. Okay. Are we keeping them up. We want to keep them

up and yeah. Those are glittery gush looking on camera. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. And here we go. And pop a rotsie. Okay. And now let's put these away somewhere. Maybe Gypsy you could put them up against that so that they do not get ruined. And now we you have to get back or you look too comfortable. Way too comfortable. What made you think you could sit in a chair. I don't know.

Oh and that was a very good one to it. Do not have a towel. We only have we don't have a towel. He doesn't get a chair. Why would he get a chair. No he doesn't get a chair actually. We should maybe move the chairs. Move the chairs away so that he's not tempted to sit in a chair. Whisk them away. All right. So now is this a friend of yours. Yeah this is a friend of mine.

He did he did the first performance on inauguration day where we decapitated and well we didn't actually decapitate. We castrated and ripped his hood out. Okay. Now the camera is not showing him. So we cut off his smaller head. Yeah exactly. Excuse me while I just. Oh please. He probably likes that. I love it. It's a great fucking heels. And oh wait. Let me get my book spanking.

See we get book spankings here. Excellent. It's down. You know you have to get down a little bit more because my my knee. Use the book. You give educated spankings. That's it. Read that fucker for filth. We say read it or get read by it harder. Tuck that bookmark in. You know what I don't think you're being seen enough. He's cowering.

Get him to pull his head up. Lazy. His head right down. Right. Thank you. Perk your butt up. That's good reading. There we go. That's the best book I do. But you know the best thing about Trump is his incompetence because otherwise he'd be getting this nasty agenda accomplished. So we're just gonna keep you down down down. Okay. But I would like to see you

as the lovely luscious dominatrix. Dominate this bastard. You want. Ms. Tamara Betty. Oh yes. I have a little supply issue. She needs two. She's gonna. Double fisting mics. Fisting mics. Okay. She's got a double fisting mic thing. I would now. Okay. Just kidding. You need something. Yes. She's gonna get it from me. I totally. He brought one thing. Okay. I actually. You know what?

You need to sit in the seat for me to do this. I need to get him in his. Yeah. Okay. But we need to put something over the chair. Booty juices on the chair. Yeah. That's a quite a filthy. Okay. So. Staff. Where is my staff? Oh. Is this. Wait. Yeah. This looks like a. Okay. This. Yeah. Oh this. Oh that's better. Okay. On the chair. Thank you.

Wait. Hold on. We are wrapping the chair for safety because. Booty juices. We're very safety conscious. Clearly. Wait. What are you doing? Just relax. I have a juxt leather riding crop. If you need something like that. There was a riding crop suggested. I can't reach it because she's in the way. But there it is. And so here we are

brothers and sisters. And we are negotiating various. Activities here. Just for usual Saturday night. Yeah. And we beg your naked man. Do you do this on the regular? Tolerance. Patience. He'd be hanging out with this lovely lady instead of hanging down chairs. Something is going to happen with this Trump. I mean we lately we've been having quite a few Trump surrogates on the show. And

here we have another one. How does it compare to the other. Well you know the last one did not get naked. He wore a suit with a Confederate flag lapel. And a make America hate again. Properly abused. Oh yes. Oh yes. He was. As long as there was no respect. Okay. This is really quite a production here. Yeah. Okay. I think we need a towel. We have the towel. Okay. But

can we use this towel. Yes. Yes. Okay. Let's use the towel. Okay. Use the towel. Thank you. Okay. Okay. Quickly. Quickly. We are running out of time until we have the break. Oh yeah. I mean I know you know it's like looking at Trump. It's difficult to look at. Put your hand down. Yeah. It is. I have a high five in every one. But sometimes you know brothers and sisters art is really difficult

to look at. And you people on Facebook. This is one of those times. I want to say you're lucky. At what? When art is difficult to look at. Oh my God. Now she's putting a penis pump on. Thank you. I can't believe she found his little thing. She is quite quite a good detective to be able to find Trump's little micro penis.

Yeah. It's like a needle in a haystack. That big hill of lies and vulgarity. There we go. And oh Gypsy is helping with clamps. Well Gypsy is actually a nurse in addition to being my assistant. She is a nurse. Fully qualified. And so she's qualified to hurt people for their own good. Okay. And you need to just put your head down and not totally down so that you

can get your picture taken by the paparazzi in this compromising position. And by the way, did you know that she's Russian? She's going to talk to you about adoptions. I'm Russian. You can buy me through mail. I'd be white for you. Come to America and take all your money. You old geezer. Are you old? Wow. The pliers on the nipples. Are those your pliers?

They're yours. Oh, they're mine. Oh, okay. Cool. I forgot my pliers. Okay. They'll fit at the autoclave. I got here just requesting pliers. Okay. So what are we accomplishing here? So we're pumping up a very micro penis. Okay. As you said, you can see how I found it, but we found a little something there. Why are we doing that? Is he enjoying this?

Do you want to speak for me on this one? Perhaps a little too much. I think he's smacked around. He should be smacked around. This is good enough for the pleasure. Oh, what is that that you have there? I thought that was something. Okay. So I have a riding crop. That's exactly what I wanted. Okay.

That's a brutal little riding. Yeah, this is made by Jux Leather by the by. You can stoke a fire with a Jux Leather. JX. Yes, JX, who also is Jux Lee, who's taking your picture right now. I'm taking him down because I'm with him. Stuck. Okay. So can we get him on his knees? I mean, I don't care if you leave that. Why are we trying to make his little tiny dick bigger?

I mean, it's okay. Just to show the futility. Okay. Okay. So there we go. Yeah. Don't look at me. Look at the camera. Your microphone. I think he should get on his knees. Stronger than yours? Well, you have to cock in. Well, now that we have you picked up, I want you to get on your knees and you look so comfortable. Yeah, he looks too happy.

He's way too comfortable. We just made a fucking bed for him on the chair. Look at all the work we did. He should just be on the floor. I don't know about comfort. Beat him with everything on the stage here. Dill those. This sounds pretty satisfying. Oh, there you go. All right. Well, here. Bad Trump. Here. Terrible. That's what I'm talking about.

For everything this week, you're getting a whip and everything you've done in the news. Everything. Everything. What's all happened? I just, we did our overview. Yeah, she gave you the rundown. Not allowing transgender into the army anymore. Right. Military. Whatever that's covering for, if he's pressing the hot button issue that distracts people. Yes. Is he looking out? Well,

the face. Show the face, Mr. Trump. Show your face. Don't be ashamed of the things you've been doing lately. Well, actually he should be ashamed. Well, not to the point he's not showing his face, right? You want to do it. You have show your face to the world. Be proud of your terrible, terrible, terrible actions. Don't be proud, but you have to show your face. Exactly.

All this and sarcasm. And by the way, Texas has just added another school that does corporal punishment. And we do not believe in that. No. We do not believe that you should spank your children. We only believe you should spank consenting adults. And you're consenting, aren't you, Trump? Yeah. This is the way we love him. Good on his knees down and not,

you know, signing bills that are hateful. Signing bills. I love that. Tweeting. Hateful tweets. All right. Okay, folks. Live from Bonoboville, it's the Dr. Susan Block show, and we will continue with Art with Teeth in just a moment. So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

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Hey darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. It looks like we're back. We're back. I said we're back. Where's our beautiful dominatrix? Where's our beautiful dominatrix? JJ, can you just plug in it for me?

Tamara. Come here, my beautiful lady. You're so wanted and so needed. Here she comes. There we go. That's right. You are watching the Dr. Susan Block show. Yes, you are. You're watching the Dr. Susan Block show and we've got Art With Teeth tonight featuring Art Curator Keith Ward

and his lovely assistant, Al Shoot and sexy, and the lovely Gypsy Bonobo and Tea Rump. Right. We are getting his rump. He has had a horrible week and we are after him and he sent out his hit man, Scaramuch, to distract attention from the mobster in chief.

Right. And you're a true chief. Tamara, what is your plan? I'm so curious. Tamara has a plan? You don't want to know what I was thinking. Okay. Do you have a plan? I had one. Okay. What is it? I used it. Oh, you used it? Okay. Okay. Well then, you know what? Let's keep Trump on his knees and I can't see his head up.

The head up. It's semi. I mean, we don't want the just showing the blonde hair. I just wanted to look at her butt. Okay. And maybe we're going to use him as a table. Could we possibly do that? Because I think it's somebody's birthday. It's Gypsy Bonobo's birthday. Okay, I have an idea. So we are going to have a happy birthday.

Gypsy, Gypsy should ride Trump. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. So Gypsy, how many years old? It's happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Okay, you get on your knees. You're going to be the table. Get on your knees. Wait, I think that Gypsy should ride him. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Keep your head up, Trump.

Happy. Head up, head up, head up. Your head is not up. Happy birthday to you. She's lighting her own cake candles. I'm an independent woman. Yes, she is. She can light, burn and put out her own cake. She's going to light them and blow them. That's right. Blow them hard, baby. Just put your lips together and blow.

All right, so let's put them down. Hair, Trump, hold onto yourself. Okay, and happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Gypsy. Happy birthday to you. How many times do you want Susan to spank him? How old are you? Well, 21. We're going to do the one for good luck. 18, 18 spanks. She just became legal tonight. Oh yeah, wait, oh yeah, we got to make

18. We can go blue. Okay, she doesn't have a microphone here before midnight. And I don't know where it is. I want to say thank you so much for this. This is amazing and like to give, you know, presenting a cake on weird little Trump's eyes. This is like every 31 year old girl dreams of 26, 28, 31. Who knows how old I am? I don't know. You said 18.

Head up, head up. I'm 18, 21, 28, 26 and 38 and 24. So what does that add up to? But right now I look like I have like seven birthday candles. I'm seven. I'm seven years old and I'm so proud. Here we go. Show the writing because it's going to get destroyed very soon. What's going to happen with this cake? Here's a little present from the noble will.

Let them eat cake. Okay, here we go. Birthday girl. I don't know. Should we... Is there a shiv in that cake? There's a shank. There's a shank in the cake. Excuse me, it's a shiv. So I don't know if you guys, it's a shiv, not a shank, a shiv. Right, you know, Tony Scaramucci we got.

Scaramucci, Scaramucci. Okay, our Trump looks like that salvation mountain or something. There's your little things. You don't have to open them all up here because I think we should celebrate with Bonoboville communion. Are there batteries in there to go with your?

You have, you're so beautiful, but I want to, I want to mic too. You're the dog. You deserve it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you want to take communion? You're the birthday girl. I would love to. And so no, it's not off of him. I mean, I don't know. Can we like, I don't know, do something weird with him with it though? Like...

You could write him a card. I think she really wants me to write him a card. The only thing about him being honest with these, we have to deal with... See, let's just say this. On the Dr. Susan Block show, we have had many Trump surrogates. This one is having trouble keeping his head up. So he kind of just looks like a lump, right? As should they all.

Trump is really just a lump. You know, I think he's actually very good, but he should put his head up so he can see. He can't do it. It's okay. Well, he needs to sit different. There he goes. He looks like, he looks like Tonya Hardy and Cindy Crawford. For all those people who don't know who Cindy Crawford is. Who's bag is this? Who's plastic bag?

Okay, can you... Okay, should he sit on... Yes. I feel a little bit about this Trump like I felt about his health care bill. I think, do you want me to spank you? I want to see. Do you want me to spank you? Yes. There, you can spank him. 31. Did he told me to give him 31 croppings?

Oh, this is the birthday I've always wanted when it's not my ass and it's a sacrificial body. Ours. That's it. I'm excited. Okay, so 31. I don't know. That's kind of mean because I'm a heavy hit. It's perfect. Really? I think so. All right. See his face? We don't know who it is. Right? But he's so... How about we scoot that little chair forward since it's, you know, there's...

It looks like, you know, gold member, like Austin Powers gold member in front of the chair. Oh, yeah, I know what to do. Let's put a towel. Where's the towel? Put the towel over the chair and he can get over the chair. Where's the towel? Where should that brown towel go that he already sat on? The brown towel. How about the brown towel? We lost the brown towel. It was right on

the chair. Where did that chair go? Okay, bring it. There was a brown cow that walked off of the brown towel. Bring it. Find the cow in the towel, please. Okay, so... After we abuse him, maybe we can sell him off for some meat. I don't know if anybody would buy him. Too much fat on my meat. All right, here we go. Bacon. That's mad cow disease. Bring it back around. Over the chair, Trump. Over the

chair. He's a mad cow. This is just standard. Okay, look at that angle. I'm all about set design, I tell you. There we go. This is it. We finally have found the position for this particular Trump. And so go for it. 31 Spanx. So 31, I want to do 10 different kinds of Spanx. I want to do like 10 quick ones. Like one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10. 10. Okay. Happy birthday.

That was like my first one through 10 of growing up. And then we get through our teens. These are the fun years. These are fun. Let me show the arising of these years. Oh, nice one. So 11's fucked up. Nice one. And then you get like it's like till 13. And then it's like, oh, oh, oh, yeah. And then get the, get the pain of the breast growing,

remember? Oh, yeah, that's a big slap. Remember them training bras? You remember that? Shit, it hurts. I'm thinking your nipples are going to fall off. I just want to say this is a birthday dream come true. All right. That's what we like to hear. Like getting to like, you know, like verbally abused and physically. And it's all consensual. So it's okay. He has agreed to this.

So we're like 20. He's talked about it all week. So 22. We have nine. Ryan's previous leaked that he wanted to do this. But you know, here he is anyway. He talked about it all week every five minutes. So these last ones are going to be the hardest for you, Trump. Okay. How many more? Because he gets, he gets nine more. Nine more. Nine more of my fun tears. Whoa. So yeah.

Beat him until he tweets. Those two count? Yeah, those count. Okay, whatever. So he's got seven more. All right. So we're going to count. I want this to be a joyous occasion. Can we please all count it together? Okay, so count to my very strong whipping. So this is seven on the strike. So we're going to move his way down his horrible little body.

Okay, so count with me. His body is bigger than his inauguration. His body is bigger than my ego. And that's hard to do. How do you have a body bigger than my ego? Okay, I don't know. That was not count. That is not count. No, it was. Those are pregame. Okay, ready? So we're going to count together. It's count together.

Six. Six. Six. Seven. That's from the bad hombres and the nasty women. How do you say seven? And you're obviously not human, Trump, because your skin doesn't get red. So you obviously don't have blood and you have a cold, cold heart, you little fuck. What is your grandmother going to say? So I just want you to know I've spanked him very hard and

there's no red mark. So I don't know what to say about that. But Trump, you are the best impersonator I've ever seen. Ow. So. Well, he's already orange. He is getting orange. You know what? He deserves a thank you for something good that you did. Oh, he. Whoa. That's fine. Look at she's like, I want to get in on that. Just the one. Give him a good spank. Get in there with a bare

hand, Bill. Hold on. I'm going to shove it in my cleavage. Oh, yeah. Oh, spanking girl. Play button bongo on that. Do you like those new rings? Man child. I'm going to turn them inside. Jewels in. What spanking for that? That. This is what we called Trump Pocalypse Therapy here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute and on the show. It's a catharsis. It is. It does

relieve a lot of the stress that we're all under with this crazy person in the White House. And I mean, yeah, he is our crazy person. We put him there. Well, I'm sorry, but we did. Some of us didn't vote. Some of us voted for third-party candidates. Some of us voted for him. So you didn't vote. You put him here. Well, she put him here. Honestly, we all did. Hey, we all did.

And we all have the responsibility of getting him out and trying to prevent, you know, any kind of catastrophe. And hey, let's give ourselves another bit of applause and keep spanking this. Keep spanking him. You know, because our protests are what kept Trump care from taking over. Our protests are what made those two great ladies, Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski,

stand up and vote no. And McCain also. Right. Okay. So I think he's got the center of attention long enough. Let's move him over to the side. Okay. Over to the side, because we're going to have a little Bonoboville communion. Can I take a little time or where am I at with my time, my lovely staff? I have 15. All right. So it is Gypsy's. It is Gypsy. She's such a nurse.

She has a bedside manner here. She's an actual nurse. Put him the other way. I like her to be my nurse. She's hot. Yeah. In nurse whites. Yeah. No, no, no. You've got it. You don't get to sit. No. You don't get to sit. You get to lean over. She's a nice nurse, I think. Like a filthy worm. No, no, no. What you have to do is the same thing you were doing before.

I feel like I'm in Barnum and Bailey right here. Okay. But he's now facing that way. He should be facing. Yeah. She's such a nurse. Look that way. There you go. I want to wake up to you on my bed. All right. So now, could you have a seat here, please? And the standard form of communion we have here is called Bonoboville communion. It is a takeoff on Christian communion or other

communions of religious sorts. Did you grow up with a religion? Yes. Do you want to know? I do. Which one? Actually, I need to go to church in the morning, but nothing to do with this. I was raised, I was raised Jehovah's Witness. Jehovah's Witness. Like Prince? That's some powerful shit there. Yeah, like Prince and Michael Jackson. Prince became Jehovah's. Yeah, a couple years ago.

No, Michael, too. He was raised Jehovah's Witness and then busted out. Wow. Did you ever go door to door? Once in Oakland, hill after hill after hill. I was like, I will never do that again. My feet hurt so bad now. I was only 14. You grew up in Oakland? And did you do it in those high heels? No, I didn't combat boots. Well, in any case, how did you make the transition from

Jehovah's Witness to dominatrix? Sanity. I'm a Virgo. Sanity came on you. That should be enough, but it's not. And I just, I've always craved and been curious about the different things in life. Anything that's different. And then I guess I was introduced to Universal Unitarian when I was younger. My parents went through divorce and my mom stopped going to Jehovah's Witness for a small

period. And like last year, I just kind of started craving going to church. So I started going to Universal Unitarian and that's where I'm going at 10 a.m. tomorrow. All right. Well, with all that said, I would ask you if you would like to be the Bonoboville Communion altar girl. Absolutely. All right. That's a beautiful thing. And this is, well, yeah, because that is the altar. I mean,

you could just put the boobs there. They are the altar. Okay. Yeah. So somebody can hold your mic perhaps as you divulge. And this is Gypsy, the birthday girl's communion that she is taking her birthday communion. And we will demonstrate how this is done with with you, even though this is your first time, even though you are a virgin and look at those beautiful boobs. And they are

natural. At least they look that way. Oh, yes. So let's where's the mic? Let me have the mic. So they are natural. Yes. Let me introduce them. Okay. Introduce. This is Lucille and this is Ethel. Okay. And is this, this is not the good mic. Let me have the good mic and so give the names again. Lucille. Lucille is the double D and Ethel is the D. Oh, right. Okay. See, a lot of women have

different sized breasts, different sized nipples. You know, breasts are different, just like non-identical twins. They're sort of like fraternal twins. The girl is a smaller one and she's bonding. The bigger one is Clyde. So Ethel and Lucille. Okay. I love Lucille. That's how I'll remember when I write the blog. Okay. So Gypsy, you may prepare the altar. I will hold the

microphone. Here, Aliyah, come crawl up here. Aliyah, corsets is here, brothers and sisters. We're very excited. Yeah. Yeah. Aliyah. Hey. Hi. Here, come sit over here or something or I don't know. Go over there. There's a bunch of stuff. Don't trip over the microphones. Oh, those are wires. Okay. So here you are with your lovely D and double D.

What are you doing? She's preparing the altar. Oh, and you're going to get me wet. There we go. Okay. Aliyah's got her. Now she's sprinkling the salt. Lost the condom. And here we go. Thank you. See me now. She's going to lick up the salt. Let me get... Do I have one of these? Mm. Lick up. Okay. Here we go.

There's two of them. Oh, thank you. And whoa. Okay. And now, yes, we lick up the salt. Yes. And now you sit down. Sit down here, Ms. Alter Girl, Timura, and now Gypsy, who is so lovely, birthday girl. I think Trump has to move over. Gypsy is behind Trump. No, no, no. This is not going to work. Move, move. Somebody has to move this thing. Okay.

Move you over there. Trump is a slow, moving force. Poor guy. All right. He's a good sport. He's running the country, people. Okay. Now, she's going to lay between your legs, and because your boobs are just so amazing. I broke my vibe right now. Gypsy's boobs are also amazing. I would ask the birthday girl to show her boobs.

Yeah. Trump likes that. We all like it. I think she reminds him of his daughter. Okay. So now lean back and open your mouth. And there you go. And let's hear it for the birthday girl. And the Alter Girl of Mistress Goddess, Timura. Oh, God. Yes. This is funny. And, you know what? You got laid. Nice. Thank you.

Hey, hey, it's my birthday. And I want to get laid, but above all too. You too shall be laid. Can I be laid too? With Agua, the amazing Agua, can I be laid? Yeah. You can be laid. Where's another lay? Let me get another lay. Here's a lay. You got laid. Happy birthday. Thank you. Oh, well, that's okay. You know, I blew them out in my mind. I'm just looking for a book to keep Trump obedient.

I just went to my 20th high school reunion, and I really wish I would do this before I went, because that would just make me even more exotic. I like it. Well, you know, you gotta enjoy what happens when it happens. It doesn't always happen in the order that you want. But here we are. You got laid, and thank you so much for participating in Bonoboville Communion. I will ask our guests,

would you like to partake in Bonoboville Communion? Okay, okay, so get a microphone. First of all, we've lost all the mics here. And so, okay. And by the way, here's Aliyah Corsitz, brothers and sisters. So what are we? And so you can just scoot over here. Yeah, that's it. Okay, who wants to be the altar, and who wants to be the communer? I think you should be the main

person. The communer or the what? I'm submissive. I do whatever, just tell me what to do. She's submissive, but she's doing the talking. What do you want, Keith? I want you to paint my house. Now, you don't necessarily, you can do this whatever way you want. Just it's basically, you can take communion

from any body part, and you can, it's just, you know, ingesting the spirit. Okay. I think we'll come in from the back of her knees, right here. The back of her knees. Yeah, right there. All right. Okay, but you gotta turn around, and then there's a holy salting. Do I have to hold the microphone all the time? Yeah, you should hold the microphone,

or perhaps goddess, Mr. Timura, will hold the mic for you. I'm just gonna kick all the car pumps out of the way here. That's a kind of a spankable bottom there. Look at that. Okay, I got excited. We're communing. Okay, so now I am going to be more of a high priestess of communion, and yes, what are you doing? You're supposed to lick that.

All right, well, some people, no, but you get the salt to sip with your saliva. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I'm new here. So we have a request for ass crack from the audience, but they have to do whatever they want. I signed up for knees. She wants to do it. It's a little hard to do the knees here. This is a holy salting. There we go.

So the knees, now you lick it up. All righty, lick it up. Before she squirts on you. And now you can sit down. Yes. And you lean back between her legs. You don't have to lift them unless you want to. You can just, yeah. Okay, well, okay, that's interesting. Okay, so all right. I meant you on the floor. You need to be on the floor.

Yes, Dr. I think she's already had her. Okay, on the floor. There you go. Vulva shoving. Okay. And now lean back, lean back. That's it. And let's, can someone, you hold the mic here. Yeah. Okay, very good. No, you're not leaning back. You have to lean your head back. Lean back, lean back. Your boobs are so nice and big. Thank you. He can't lean

back enough. So yeah, okay. They're always in the way. Like that. There you go. Okay. And now, okay. Waterboarding bonobo bill style. And let's hear it for Keith Ward. Thank you for having me, Dr. Susan. I'll shoot. This has been magical. Seriously bizarre. We kind of needed that Keith. Everything's all the way the bizarre. This has been all the

way bizarre. You got laid on the Dr. Susan Blackchow. Thank you, Dr. Thank you, Dr. I'm going to do like that Prince keyboard thing. Dr. Somehow, but well, okay, we'll have another one for you. You got laid on the Dr. Susan Blackchow. Did get laid on this. A lot of people got laid on your show tonight.

Huh? A lot of people got laid on your show tonight. Exactly. We like that. And they just got laid by a dude, but I can't stop looking at the beautiful ladies. I'm sorry. The beautiful ladies. The beautiful ladies. There's so many beautiful women around. Look at this beautiful lady. Huh? How about this? I love you. There's like pretty girls everywhere.

Pretty girls and Trump, right? Maybe that maybe he's turning me into a lesbian. Maybe that's what's happening. I think so. You know, there's I do an interview with Cosmo. Actually, I have an interview in this Cosmo about how to do 69 in a comfortable way. And I have an interview in the next Cosmo about post Trump sex disorder. And yes, it is a thing

because, hey, a lot of people, you know, find that he, you know, kind of nauseates them and they don't want to have sex. And, you know, it's it's it can be also a source of conflict among couples where one supports Trump and one just can't even deal with looking at him. And in fact, there's such a thing called a Trump divorce, which a couple of people have done, including

Scaramooch's wife. Can we see our deal breaker that we have? Not that one. No, Scaramooch's wife, the one I would exactly. Yeah, she just handed him some divorce papers. Deirdre Scaramooch. This is I emailed you the picture, guys. I hope you've got it. Yes, you do. Okay.

Anyway, no, but that's true because I feel like as a very anti Trump supporter, if I liked a guy and we went on like five dates and I really liked this guy. And then he was like, hey, Trump's my bro. And I think he's a really good business advocate. I would be like, I would be like, so I have to go to the bathroom and never come back again. And I'm so sorry.

Right. And so I think that's such a true thing. You say, oh, it's, you know, that's a very true thing. Like that would be a deal breaker. Literally, like, we need a microphone here. And I really liked him. So I got like one more time and I was out because I couldn't believe it. But like, how did it start? Tell the story real fast. I have to know. Okay. So I met this guy at

my friend's house. And while she's doing that, find the ad. The guy wanted to get in contact with me. My friend didn't want me to talk to him. He found me on Facebook. I went on a few dates. I really liked him. And he announces that he's a Trump supporter and I'm like, you got to be kidding. You're, you're like Jewish. He would kill all of us. What's wrong with you? And the sex

was really good. So I got one more squeeze in and then I was like, I just can't. I can't. I just good choices. I just, I don't know. Oh, here we go. Here they are. This is Deirdre and Tony Scaramucci. I thought that was Trump's daughter. You know, close enough. A little bit. She looks a little like Ivanka. And yes, if you're going through a difficult Trump divorce, you know,

like them, then you can give us a call. We're therapists without borders at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. We're here to help. That's amazing. Right. Whatever your policy. That's such a like, I just want to say damn good copy can be heard right now. But I had, when he got elected, like I have been through a lot of like sexual and like violent trauma in my life. And it actually

like some of the stuff he's done and said has like really triggered, like on a real note, like really, really triggered and raised a lot of issues of like, just, um, yeah, like not, not feeling in control of my own life and feeling like, oh my God, I'm going to lose Planned Parenthood or like, I'm being judged for this and that.

I mean, that is really grabbing us by the pussy. That really, really was harsh for me. Grab me by an ovary. Yep. So I really appreciate what you're saying about that. You're here to like offer therapy and counseling for women here who are like, because it does. It's like, really, it triggers stuff. It triggers stuff in women and men and trans people and everybody.

It does. And we need to trigger a lot of negativity because this now triggers a lot of negativity. I can't believe it's become an issue that when you go on a date that you, I now ask, I'm like, so are you, and I've never asked that. I've never cared, but I'm like, so are you a Republican? Are you a Democrat? Like, who do you support? I just want to know. Okay, with that. Yeah,

because I want to know what your views might be if something comes up. You know what I mean? I mean, this is the only presidential candidate in my memory who has announced that he does sexual predation, he's a sexual predator, and that he's proud of it, and now he's in the White House. So it is very disturbing for a lot of women, for a lot of men,

for all of us, for a lot of us, maybe not all of us, maybe some of us find it liberating, but that's the bad unbeknownable part of us, you know? And yeah, we have to keep up the good fight. It seems long and arduous, and yeah, we have a little comic relief with Skaramuch and all of that, but it is depressing to people, and I think we need to acknowledge that and we need to,

that's why we have art, I mean, among other reasons, is to comfort ourselves and to stimulate ourselves in these times of dread and depression over what we have. But what about the activation of the revolution that's happening now? I mean, that's the upside of this. You have a horrific figure, and you have a huge uprising.

You know, very often trauma is a trigger to great things. If you can get through it, you have to survive it. That's the key, you know? And I mean, some people don't. Some people don't survive abuse. Some people don't survive rape and, you know, the violence that accompanies it, and some people are destroyed physically, and some are destroyed psychologically.

But it's true. If you can survive, and you know that that which does not kill me makes me stronger, and that can work in a personal situation, and that can certainly work in a political situation. And certainly the Democrats need a bit of a spank in the ass. Nobody's leading them. Yes, Max? No, nothing. I said nobody's leading them. Nobody's leaving them.

No one is leading them. Tulsi, Tulsi Gabard is leading, or should fucking be. Somebody should. She's like the only voice of the Democrats that I listen to anymore. Do you know that the Hawaii senator? She's fucking amazing, Tulsi Gabard. Okay, and of course our senator, or our congresswoman, Maxine Waters, is a big leader,

and some of these comedians are leaders in the fake news, like Steve. Lee Camp. What's his name? Not Harvey? Who said Harvey? Do you know Lee Camp? Gobert. Yeah. Gobert, right. So, you know, and hey, a comedian was elected as a senator. What's his name? The guy.

Al Franken. So I mean comedians are pretty smart people. You know, because they hit you with truths. I'd like to date him. I certainly would have loved to have elected that other guy, the seven dirty words. That other guy? That Bernie guy? George Carlin. Oh, yeah, that would have been good.

Yeah, all right. Who said if God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter. I love that. He wrecks arms. A Louis C.K. is the other favorite. I mean, maybe this is who we have to get behind. They are the last voices of truth. It's the artists, the musicians, the comedians,

the writers. And they take risks and they are courageous, you know. So we can get behind them, and we can get behind the porn stars. They're on the front lines in the war against sexual oppression. By the way, we will be at adult con this year, bringing the bonobo way of great sex to the porn stars. We love porn stars at adult con.

Maybe Jack's Leather is going to be there with us. Is that Vegas? Is that a Vegas? No, no, I don't like to go to Vegas. It's right here downtown LA. So how much time do we have? We're going to find out in a minute. Okay, do I have time for a song? And then we'll find out that we should have stopped it.

Do I have a time for a song from Ecore? We have a song. We always have time. How much do you want? Okay. How much time do we have? Does anybody know? I love Trump's talent. We have time for a song. We got a birthday girl here. You got to sing to the birthday girl. Okay, we didn't sing happy

birthday. Okay, let's give him a good microphone, folks. Okay. Oh, could we unwrap the present? Like, excuse me, I will help to unwrap this present. Yes. Whoa. Yeah. What's up, solo flex guy?

Seven percent body fat. Holy shit. That must be nice. What song is that? It's like all blues songs. Yeah, it's for the birthday girl. Check, check, check, check, Mike. Check. Yeah, that's the on scratch.

They're both hot. Yeah. Oh, yeah, this is that. Look at that. Look how that look over there. Oh, she's so bad on her birthday and every day I'm so in love with this girl. Oh, come on, y'all. Come on. Say Gypsy Gypsy. Come on. Gypsy Gypsy Gypsy Gypsy Gypsy. Yeah. Oh, look at that. And whenever he let it go, whenever he let it go, he playing back there.

Come on, y'all. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it up. Yeah. Gypsy can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Come on. Give me some volume. Yeah. Oh, I need some volume. She got me watching, lightweight, stalking, but then the smooth way she made me say, damn, thick like, damn, ten-time down piece added up, silver dollar made me holler.

What up dope? Just to make my presence known. I'm a wolf hop, Roman, I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang. The whole room shake from my ass. Quake, damn. Maybe you got that pop. That's still the show. Bit low. Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it while she shaking it. Back that thing up, right.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it up. Come on. Yeah. Gypsy can go. Look how she shake that thing. Look at that. Move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Bang. Everybody stops and look at them pop. That thing. Bang. Got them ready to spin some dope. Oh, come on. We up in Bonobo. Yeah, they showing me love.

Love after dub. With the freaking lap dance. Clap hands with the man. I don't even know. But this knife is short. That deal. She ill. She said to keep your building strap on. Hold on real tight. Two D-stars arrive this thrill. I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it. No static dub. That's one in the flow. Right. Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm by

Gypsy. Got it like that. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah. Gypsy can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah. Gypsy can go. Because you got me turned by the way you popping the way you popping got me high. So don't don't go work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody because

everybody watching her do her thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang. Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized by the way she shake her ass. Gave me a ride. So I had to buy more round. She put down but she kept me up all night. This chick. She bad. She the bomb. Yep. She's high on mine. Look at Gypsy. Come on. Come on. Everybody say Gypsy. Go. Gypsy go. Gypsy go. Gypsy go. Gypsy go.

Be taking it. Why she shaking it back that thing up like she bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah. Gypsy go. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah. Gypsy go. Come on. Yeah. Come on. She bad. Everybody she bad. Say it y'all. Come on. She bad. Everybody say happy birthday.

Happy life day to Gypsy but no more. Happy life day baby. It's all but she bad. She bad. And Trump has had. T-Rump is having so much fun over there. T-Rump. Oh yeah. Gypsy has made T-Rump today. Sorry it's not really important but I was just trying to make it correct and that's maybe bad. That's worse than Kathy Griffin but whatever. Sorry. Not funny to most of you but hey it's all

wasn't funny either. She wasn't funny either. Right. Sorry Trump I don't like you. I can't help it. I just want to slap you around. Yeah. Sorry. I did now I have the opportunity. No sorry. Okay. How much time do we have? We're ending. We're ending. So one more word from our guests and myself before we finalize. So where can we go? When should we be there? For

Toddry. Toddry. Toddry. Art with teeth. Art with teeth. Art with teeth's best show ever is next Saturday night downtown Los Angeles at the hive. It's on 726 Spring Street in between 7th and 8th from 8 to 11 p.m. All right and you'll be there. I'll shoot. Yep I'll be there. I don't have much else to say other than if you want to hire a belly dancer I'm

Ellie Roof. And you are going to come back here and do some belly dancing. Yeah we're going to do a little bit like tonight's like a little bit more about Keith. I know I respected that. I will come back and do a little sexy if you want to do a little belly dance lesson. We'll do a belly dance night for sure. So I'm just I'm just so happy to see you again

and you look gorgeous and fabulous and it's awesome. And that's all I have to say. Okay. And ecore. You can find me at you fit me which is Facebook Instagram Twitter fit me at ecore i k k o r l a talk live dot com. We can find me at the Dr. Susan Black show. Yiddie. All right. And where do we find you? Mr. Scottis. You can find me on Facebook at Timora Betty

and on Instagram at Betty underscore black and email me at cupcake Timora at Gmail. Awesome. And does Trump get to talk or he doesn't feel like he should after all of this. Is he alive actually. We want to do Chrissy Trump. No limit. It's time for friend. There you go. Just pull up his nose a little bit. Let him breathe. Okay. Okay. He needs a break.

Okay. And gypsy. Hi. So you are so pretty too and talented. All the girls here amazing. And so you can find me. You can find me on Aaron McBean on Instagram. You can find me on Facebook and you can find me anywhere related to the Dr. Susan Block Institute. So that means Dr. Susan Block dot com. Dr. Susan Block TV and Bonoboville. If you don't sign up on Bonoboville, you're not going

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say before I? What do I have to say? These people are terrorists. These are the worst. These people. All those Trump crime families. It's the Trump crime family. They're up there. They're about to rip your part and tear your new asshole and steal all your money and whatever else they can take, your children. And they don't give a shit, but we do give a shit and

they're not going to succeed because they're going to self destruct these. These are Italian. Hey, they're not all Italian. Some of them are German. Some of them are Jewish. Yeah. Some of them are Russian. There's a lot of Russian. But one thing we know is they're not very Bonobo because Bonobos are all about sharing and Bonobos are all about female empowerment and

consensual good sex, peace through pleasure. And that's why we follow the Bonobo way. And no, that doesn't mean we have incest or that we actually sleep in trees because we're not using the Bonobos as a blueprint for our activity. We are using Bonobos as an inspiration. That is the meaning of the Bonobo way because the killer,

a paradigm has been used for decades by anthropologists and warmongers and defense contractors to say that humans are irreparably violent and warmongering. And they use it to keep the military industrial complex going. And we want to spread the word that Bonobos are just as close to us as the killer ape common chimps that you see being kind of characterized

in Planet of the Apes. And they don't really show Bonobos in that because Bonobos don't make war. Bonobos are very peaceful. They are a little bit violent. They are not angels. They're animals just like us. But they have figured out how to use sex and female empowerment and sharing resources in order to keep the peace in their communities. And we can learn from them.

And we can support our senators that support female-empowering policies, sex-positive policies. And when females are empowered, males have a better time. Let's just say males have a good time. Bonobo males have more fun. That's right because they get laid. And I'm not just talking about the plastic leaves. They get laid regularly and they're freer and they

actually stay younger longer and all sorts of benefits. So we're at a crossroads now, America and the world. Where will we go? Will we go towards the killer ape or will we go Bonobos? I say let's go Bonobos. And even Trump is here and he can go Bonobos with us. So make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that

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