Halloween 2017 in BOOnoBOOville

Full transcript of Halloween 2017 in BOOnoBOOville on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Belladonna's erotic personas as nights grow long from the witches' hex. Let us enter the realm of scary. There, there, darling, don't be afraid. Tis the season of masquerade.

So come all ye witches, ye dark brides and grooms. Tis the time to hop on your brooms and fly past your fears and over the years of oppression, harassment being burned at the stake, stoned by the shake or drowned in the lake.

Time to rise up, ye sexual renegades. Join the erotic. Masquerade, straddle your flying phallic. Strap on, broom, fly high in the sky.

Turn on your vibrators to the moon, to that wild domain where the witches reign as goddesses and porn stars. Femme dames and sex therapists. Time to put on your party mask as you take off your daily mask.

Time to reveal what you often do. Your erotic persona, your inner belladonna, your secret identity, your Bergman-esque, your evil twin, the wizard within.

Time to awaken, stirred and shaken. Your heart beating like a bongo, your blood rushing like the Congo. Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary.

A zombie, a Hollywood film director, a president, a fairy, went out of the clear with a flick of the tongue. Those shivers of fear turn to passion and fun. See, what turns us on isn't always the nicest.

So we're often afraid of that which excites us. Or are we excited by that which we fear? Both, my dear. It's biological.

It's neurological. And it can be pathological. So be careful. And always be consensual.

And don't overdo. But stir this recipe into your witch's brew. Witch of fear gets your mojo in gear, like heat in your mesquite.

But too much fear ruins the meat, right? Stick that in your bag of trick or treat. And this Halloween, or sometime soon, take a trip to the moon on your vibrating broom.

Join the erotic masquerade. Your inner witch won't hurt you. Unless you really want me to. Can I get an amen?

Can I get an amen? All right, I made you sit through my poetry. And we love it. Oh, thank you, Madame Marguerite.

I appreciate it. Well, you are a witch yourself. You're a witch's hat and a good witch. I'm a little on the naughty side, but I'm mostly good.

Mostly good. Yeah, I mean, you know, we all have to be a little bit bad, right? And I'm excited to have you back with us for Halloween for the fourth night of Kink Month in Boonobuville.

Yes, yes, this is our Kink Month Climax. And we're very excited to have you and your, what is he, an alligator? He's an alligator.

Hello, I'm an alligator. Thank you very much. I come from Florida originally. Florida.

Did you escape the hurricanes? Just by the skin of my last scale. You know, I found him at a swamp. Are you draining the swamp?

Something like that. Well, you know, we had a mate, but she was a nasty bitch. And so I slayed her and ate her. And that's how I got my alligator.

Oh, see, we're all poets tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was very cute. And you have been down south.

Yes. You've been fraternizing with the New Orleansers. Yes, we were just in New Orleans for Domcon. That was incredible.

You were the mistress of ceremonies. Yes, I was mistress of ceremonies. And it was fantastic. You know, I was hosting, co-hosting the pet awards with mistress Ellen.

Mistress Ellen. Yes. And I'll be doing that again for the LA pet awards for the Domcon coming in May. So I'm very excited about all these wonderful things.

New Orleans was fantastic. It's a good place to be doing what we do. Absolutely. And you had a great time and you have great news.

Yes, I do. I was unanimously elected to the board, the advisory board for Domcon. Yay. So I'm very excited about that.

So our bribes are going to be made use of. Absolutely. Absolutely. I mean, I do favors for my people, you know?

Right. We have to bribe the right people. That's right. That's right.

You know, you've got to have, you know, people in high places. I see you're wearing one of our bribes. Yes, this is one of our bribes. You know, I wore this on the red carpet.

This was my birthday gift from Dr. Susie and Bonoboville. Right. It's a gift. It's not a bribe.

Right. That's right. It was a gift. Right.

But you know, now that you're in politics, somebody could interpret it the wrong way. That's all right. I'll tell them how to interpret it. You took a scarf from who?

That's right. Yeah, right. The Bonobos. The Bonobos.

How many scarfs did she give you? Thank you. And I want to introduce my other guest, Mistress Ravensong. Welcome to my...

Hello. Mistress Ravensong also happens to be a witch tonight for Halloween. Yes, for all witches. It seems that way.

And Mistress Ravensong is the leader of WIC, Women in Charge of Kink. Yes. Wow. Okay.

That sounds like a bunch of witches. Yeah, we can be. Good witches, bad witches. Whatever we need to be.

So... Whatever we want to be. A woman to love. Look at this candle that symbolizes your...

Our hot flame. Yes. Yeah, very hot flame with a woman flaming out of it. So what's your philosophy of democracy or what?

It's, for us, it's about elegant kink where we have a very strict dress code of men in suits and women in elegant clothing. Really? Once a play party starts, they can dress however they want, but in coming in to the party,

everyone's all dressed up. And so it's kind of an elegant kink thing, which for a lot of new people that have come that are actually new to the community, they've said, you know, this type of event makes kink a little less scary for us.

You know, it's not the scary dungeon and people and leather and shiny black stuff, which I happen to love, by the way. But, you know, for some newbies, it's a little intimidating. And so they say when we can come here dressed in regular clothing and everyone's

dressed kind of normally a little bit, it's a little less intimidating and less scary. And then once our social hour's over and everything changes and we go into high protocol and the boys all are required to strip down, everything changes.

Strip down, take off their tuxedos. They're required to strip down to their underwear or be naked. Since we've moved to the lair, we now have the big main room at the lair is the high protocol room.

So in that room, boys cannot wear clothing at all. They have to be wearing a collar, be naked. They can wear underwear in there. They're not allowed to sit on the furniture.

They're only allowed to sit on the floor. There's no talking in their only seating. So that room is high protocol. The rest of the club, if they're new and they're not quite sure if they want

to be naked, they can hang out anywhere else in the club they want. Typically, I hear so many of the guys say, you know, I thought when I came here, I wasn't going to want to get naked. I was so terrified of that.

But all the other guys are so comfortable that it made me comfortable. And they quickly end up taking their clothes off, too. I would say 99% of the guys are naked by the end of the night. Wow.

Isn't that incredible how you can see people transform just by you being so comfortable with whatever it is that you're doing? Exactly. That really is such a testament to what these people are really looking for.

It really is. They're looking for some place to be comfortable, some place to be secure in their elements, in their purity, right? Exactly.

In their purest form, exactly what they are. I also think, because there are no male doms allowed, it's made a really big difference. So the guys tell me this.

It's made a big difference for them because they don't feel judged by any other guys in the room. They're all on the same level. They're all on the same plane.

They're all there for the same reason. And they feel less judged. Oh, here's a little CBT on the screen. Can't show the Facebook camera on the CBT there.

I like that. That's funny. CBT is one of my specialties. And I teach it to a lot of the women there in the very back room

at the Lair now. We have a teaching area. So for the new film doms that come in that want to learn any of the toys or any of the things that we do, then there's other

women that come in there, too. And we teach them. Yeah. Would you care to demonstrate on our submissive boy here?

Yeah. We forced him to be submissive. He's never submissive in any other situation. Look at the nads on that boy.

Sometimes you've got to break a good ass, you know? He's really, really, you know, in trouble. Let's put it this way. He's got issues.

Okay, you know. He's abused a lot of women. Actually, I think you should sit next to me to, you know, kind of abuse him back.

And you have your special reason that you were discussing before the show. I do. That you really should punish...

So, I have to confess that... Trumpkin. We also have a simple, wait a second, wait, wait. Before you get in, she already spilled the beans.

That's a punchline. She voted for Trump. Okay, we'll show the Trumpkin later. I voted for Trump, and he's been a huge disappointment.

Let me tell you. In all honesty, he is not the man I thought he was. What did you think he was? You know, I thought he was going to be the change.

I really didn't. What kind of change? What change are you looking for? I thought that he was going to be the one that would change

the way government is run, because... But change to what? I always thought our government should be run like a business, and it's not run like a business.

But he's failed. It needs to be. Excuse me. Actually, a government is a public entity,

and it's not for profit. But when it's handling our money, somebody should be running it with some sort of a business motive.

We are certainly not going to give him... And he's certainly not doing that either. We are certainly not going to give him to Trump. And all his butchers.

Well, people are about to make mistakes. I didn't come here to argue politics. Because these guys are nationalists. Max is very passionate and talks about people.

But she is going to make up for her poor decision. He's been a huge disappointment. A huge disappointment. Huge disappointment.

This is what we keep in his mouth. We keep him under gag order. Because he's been all talk. Do we have my tool of the trade?

Yes, we do, actually. One of my specialties is CBT. Because I'm all about the cock and bow. Could I have someone move my music stand by some chance?

Just move it over there. Great. Thank you, Miss Gypsy. Don't trip over your train, dear.

There you go. She's so graceful. No, sometimes. Because she's floating.

So this is actual CBT material. It's like instead... Okay, so Gypsy, maybe you can hold her microphone near her. So she can use both hands for her macrame, cock and ball torture.

You know, most guys can use a lot of yarn. But Trump obviously has an issue here. And he's not going to be crying a lot of yarn. Did you think because he had small hands?

Like you knew that before you voted for him. No, we didn't know that. You didn't know about the small hands thing? If I had known about this, you think I would have voted for a guy with such a small penis?

Are you kidding me? Wow, okay. I thought everybody knew about the small hands. Three divorces later.

You're not hung. I didn't know. Anyway, people are learning their lessons. Actually, that gives me hope when I hear that a Trump supporter is repenting.

A Trump supporter is repenting. Dental flaws. Dental flaws. This is dental flaws.

That's all you can use on him, apparently. Because he's so tiny. I'm trying to do the ball crossover since he does have balls. We tried to use some yarn that we use for the cat, you know?

No, Trump. I have no idea. Another theme of our kink month is the pussies' revenge. Right?

She's going to grab them. The pussies are grabbing. But you're kidding. There you go.

It's meaty. One bite and it's gone. She is eating it, right? That's what we call catnip.

Yeah, that's about all. You know, this is what we call Trumpocalypse therapy. And it's a little silly. And, you know, we do this because we feel so helpless.

And now he's helpless. Pretty good. It is good to make him helpless. That's the positive in this negative situation.

The positive is we have Trump's a beat up. Well, we do. Bad Trump. Wait, I have to spank him.

Spank the balls. So disappointing. Would you spank him with the bonobo way for me, please? Oh, yes.

Yeah, that's my book. Right. Because he's very unbonobo. It's the bonobo.

Very embarrassing Trump. So disappointed. And now you have to wear my string for the rest of your term. Don't take this off, okay?

Okay. I mean, it could rot off. Other people could add more. You'll probably have a lot of spooge coming out there.

If you could say something to Donald Trump being that you were a supporter of his, because I imagine that you were supporting him through his entire campaign and not just at the last minute, right? So if you could say something to Donald Trump, what would it really be?

I would say that you're not the person that most of us probably thought you were, that every time you open your mouth, you embarrass us and our country. All right. Thank you for that.

Well, thank you for, you know, your confession and your change in your own heart. I'm voting for you again. Okay. It's not gonna happen.

That does give me hope, because, you know, it means that it's not just all about preaching to the choir. Some people are changing and we have to kind of recognize, I still don't understand what kind of change. Oh, yeah, you wanted a businessman to be in charge.

Can we now all agree that a failed businessman is not the best person to be in charge of multiple failed men? And also, and you know, the other thing too is, you know, I hear people say that a lot, that they want it run like a business. And I wonder if the people that say that have ever run a business,

because a country shouldn't be run like a business. A business has one person in charge and everybody else screw you. And it's not all about making money. And it's exactly, that's the other thing.

Except that it's our property. The government is us. Yeah. I'm not selling myself.

And unfortunately, unfortunately, he's trying to run the country the way that he has run his business. But I didn't realize what a dictator he was in his personal business. I like your choice of words. A dictator.

And these guys want to buy this out. A dictator. A tiny little dictator. A little dictator.

You shouldn't leave. We all got excited over that. Talked it once. At the till in two seconds.

He's not looking so good. No, no, but you know, he shouldn't be. He should be shamed. I don't want to hug him.

Now, did you know about the pussy grabbing when you voted for him? You didn't know about the pussy grabbing. And when you did hear the tape, what did you say? How was your reaction to that?

Because eventually you heard it, right? You heard him, the dialogue? Eventually I heard it. And did you read what he said in full context?

No, no. You must be very busy. I am actually. Wow.

I mean that, I thought everybody- So what's your reaction to it now? That you saw that pussy grabbing? Do you think it's excusable for somebody to just-

I don't think that's ever excusable at all. You know, I think that in his campaign and even before that, because obviously he'd been gearing up to run for president, that a lot of things were hidden.

And I think as people started to bring things out, he quickly squelched them, as I've now seen him do with people in the White House when they try to speak up to him and say,

hey, he's like, oh, you're fired. You know, that seems to be his biggest sentence. Well, he's running like a business. You're fired.

He's acting like the government is a business. That was what made him a star. That is, that is. Literally a show.

That's really nice. Had you watched his show? Had you watched- Not really that much.

No. No. I don't watch his kind of shows. So you just liked him better than Hillary.

You know, just the look. Well, I certainly wasn't going to vote for Hillary. Sorry, guys. I know people want to shoot darts at me now,

but I'm certainly wasn't going to vote for her either. You know, information is the most valuable thing that we can exchange, right? It is.

One thing that I learned after this election that, you know, just exchanging information is helping people understand where we stand and where we come from and how we feel.

And, you know, if it's information that you've really followed up on and you've investigated, it's easy. You don't have to say, you know,

how you feel and what you think. You could just provide the information and have people look into it on themselves and make a decision for themselves.

I can't imagine that he would get voted in for a second term because you see his actions now. You didn't get to see that before. You see what he'll be like as a president.

Well, wait a second. But you didn't pay attention before. No, but as a president. So a lot of other people aren't paying attention now.

Yeah, that's true. Just like you didn't. I'm not so political. If you didn't watch that tape before,

there's more people. So we can't just go, oh, he's not going to win. We have to make sure we move ahead. And for me, it's not just about the Trumpkin.

It's also the Penskin pence the warlock. In fact, that's why our buttons now say, remove Trump and Pence because we got to, you know, I hate to say take our country back

since that's what they say. No, these guys are nationalists. People don't want to understand. They're not Republicans.

They're not socialists. They are nationalists. And if you just look back a little bit in history, you find out who the nationalists are.

Their names are like Mussolini, Hitler. They had great ideas. Boy, did they have good ideas. Well, fuck that.

These people are nationalists. And that's what we have to understand. All right. And they want to take over.

So how do we draw about being scared? So we should be scared. Because this isn't the fun kind of scared. This is the kind of scared that you have

to be very serious about and vote in the right people and, you know, try to do what we can before our whole environment burns up in a nuclear holocaust.

And so, yeah. But there are other kinds of fear that are fun. And kinky kinds. Kinky kinds.

So, you know, an alligator is kind of scary. Alligators are very scary. Yeah. Would you like to see me tame this alligator?

I would. I would like to see how you do that. All right. We're going to have to take off his hat

because I don't know if he can be an alligator. That's a human hat. All right. He needs to be an alligator.

All right. You let me know when you're already in alligator mode by being on all fours and being an alligator. Getting into alligator mode.

I captured this beast. I like your stockings. Thank you. You like that?

Yes. Very sexy. He likes them too. Like the garters.

Yeah. He likes them very much. Turn around. Easy now.

Easy. Easy. Turn around. Turn around.

Don't chew bite anybody. I'll eat you too. Back up. He does have big teeth.

Back up. Good boy. Now I'm going to have to put my microphone down because I need two hands.

He doesn't understand. So if you'll just hold on one second. I'm going to see if we can get him to open up his big gaping mouth for me.

I'm usually very good at getting boys to open their mouths for me. Oh yeah. Open up.

Open up that mouth. Good boy. Now close it. I don't think he'll like that.

Are you ready? Open up. Good boy. Good boy.

Take it easy. Take it easy. Now roll over. That's what you say to an alligator.

Take it easy. Roll over. Good boy. Good boy.

At, at, at, at. At, at. Take it easy. There we go.

Good boy. You're getting sleepy. Some people really do hypnotize alligators. That's how we seduce an alligator.

Really? Wow. That's how we do it. Yeah.

Right on his back. You rub his tummy. You rub his tummy. You know, that's what you do with the dog,

actually, that you heard barking before. Is that, is that the same? She likes that. They like that.

Animals, including humans, actually, all like to be rubbed on their tummy. Look how nice and tame he is now. Yeah.

It's almost like he's a gentleman. You have a bow tie. He ever goes to a wick. Occasion, I guess.

You know, those, they sound fantastic. You should bring them to a wick. I would love to come to a wick. You should come.

You know, I, I host a, a meeting once a month that's called Femocracy. We're a female supremacist support group and matriarchal support group for each other.

A bunch of women come together and we use men as furniture. All right. And we talk politics.

So is Andres furniture? No, he's not furniture. He, he helps me. Living creatures.

Yes. Well, he lives there in the house. So, you know, we don't make furniture out of him being that he sits home.

I didn't know that was him. Yeah. Cause I host him. So I host him at the house.

Yeah. Let me know if you need a, like a big couch or something. So he brings my drinks and helps. He makes sure everybody gets in and out

so that I could focus on the politics. So he's my doorman. I'm like an unofficial king of the subs when I'm there. Yes.

He makes sure all the men are okay. Cause none of us are paying attention to them. Do you arrange the furniture? I mean,

He does. We all bow all together. Okay. Answer the doors.

Yeah. The phones. But I mean the human furniture. Do you arrange the human furniture?

Oh, you know, I kind of, if I have to tell him to move, I'm taking a photo. I'm like, hey,

your ass has to be pointing towards the camera instead. That kind of business. Yeah. He makes sure that we get the good money shots.

I just saw a ghost. I know who that white face is. That must be E-Core. Just knocks things over.

It just knocks people over. Yeah. That's all right. If I lose my hat, it's fine.

It's just the hat. I'll get it back. Right. So what are her other specialties?

Caning. Caning. Yes. Did you bring a cane?

I didn't bring any toys. No? I didn't know where you could play. What?

I had no idea. I had no homework. I told you. Well, you know, here's a cane.

But I don't know if we have somebody for you to cane. Anybody want to be cane? I actually do a class on primal caning. Primal caning?

Yes. What do you mean primal caning? Well, it's for couples and everybody brings a massage table. And we all cane and rhythm together to certain music.

So I talk them through it. I teach the caning and then I talk them through it. We start out with the warm-up and then we just get into stink all together. And then by the end of it, it lasts about an hour.

By the end, you're actually really hitting really hard. The bottoms are taking it pretty good. And then at the end, we all just have a giant group orgasm and then it's over. Do you think that the adrenaline from the music makes it easier for them to withstand the pain because they're sort of in a rhythm?

I think it might help a little bit to like all be in sync together like that. How do you have a giant group orgasm? Because all of the adrenaline from the subs and all the tops getting the energy all together. By the time you've done it for an hour, you're just all at the end of that journey together.

And it really feels like an orgasm. But I mean, what do you guys do to have the orgasm? It's not like a designated orgasm. We all agree when we're done that we all feel like we all have an orgasm because it's such an energy-raising play.

So it's orgasmic. I have orgasms. Do you have an orgasm just standing there? I can have orgasms without touching myself.

You know, this vibrating broom really makes it happen. I've met people that have. But I'm in top space and I get to that point where I'm at the peak of it. I literally can have orgasms.

That's fantastic. Well, it's for me. What do you do? You squeeze and release your PC muscles? Nope, it just happens.

It just happens. You don't do anything? It's all mental. Wow. I don't know. Okay, so have a mental one.

What would you do to have a mental orgasm right now? What would give you one? Well, it doesn't happen instantaneously. It usually takes about an hour of play.

And then once I get in that really heavy top space. See, that's what the vibrator does. It gets it going a lot less time. People in the clubs have actually learned to recognize when I'm having one.

Really? There she goes. And so tell me, how long have you been doing this with this wick? Wick is going about six years.

It's a members-only club because we do allow sex and whatever we want to do. And the members-only, when you add that element of members, that's when you can do those sorts of things. It gives you liberty to be able to do all those things.

If people can't walk in off the street and pay to be there, and it's members-only, then you can have the sex. But if anyone can walk in off the street and pay money to be there, you can't do that.

Isn't it amazing, the stipulations, right? Because it has to qualify as a group, right? It has to be private. Private members-only is the key.

So they have to email me at hostclubwick at gmail.com to be able to become a member. And then they get put on the list to receive the invites. So it's not, the date is not the same every meeting? It's the third Friday of every month.

Oh, it's the third Friday of every month? No, that's fantastic. That's the day before our democracy meeting. Fantastic.

Every third Saturday, the third Saturday of every month. So we also have another... How much does that cost, like if I wanted to be... It's $40 for gentlemen for each party.

And it's $20 for the ladies. And how much, what? $20 for the ladies, $40 for the gentlemen. And it includes who?

How much would be this kind of a gentleman? We totally cater it. You cater it. We totally cater it.

Cool. And like water and sodas are free. We do have a little bar, so it's pretty cool. What have you got there, Dr. Susie?

I have some kind of, you know, souvenirs of the season. Nice farming. Yeah, these are gourds, really. And we've been playing with gourds quite a bit.

They're gorgeous. On the stove. I think I might take a board playing myself now. Yeah, well, you know, when I was growing up,

gourds didn't look like this. Wait, are these gourds grown especially just for you? I wouldn't be surprised. I have a feeling.

Trader Joe's sells those. Trader Joe's has a lot of, you know, customers that need, you know, big gourds. And these gourds are, you know, obviously very phallic.

And they are... Vegetarian? Yeah. They're Sybian boards, aren't they?

This is the little brother. This is the big brother. And the little brother. And you make them kiss?

Well, they're kissing now, yeah. So it's Trump and Hillary? Oh, it's Trump and Pence, really. Yeah, Trump and Pence, yeah.

I wouldn't say Hillary is either one of these. No, she's out of the picture. Sorry. What, you think she has a big dick, Hillary?

Probably bigger than Trump's. Well, probably. Well, she's probably... I say she's got him beat on balls.

She has a huge clip. Would you like to play with one of my gourds? You took the big one. Yeah, right, okay.

Okay. No, no, I mean, I'm good with the little one. It makes me look bigger. And you've got these big beautiful boobs there

that that gourd must love. Here, I'll hold your microphone. So you're giving that gourd a lot of love, actually. Nice.

Which is an aspect of domination. The Dommie Mommy. Dommie Mommy. Dommie Mommy.

I have been called that a lot. Also known as Mistress Mom. Mistress Mom. Mistress Mom?

Yes. Really? Yeah, we actually filmed a reality thing called Mistress Mom.

Oh, that's adorable. So I'll hold the microphone. You can be Mistress Mom to my gourd. You can talk to him.

What's his name? Gordy. Gordy. That's Gordy, that's Gordy.

Gordy. What a life you must have here, Gordy. This is such an amazing, safe, fun place. I'm talking about the boobs.

Oh, yeah, right. It is. I mean, so is the womb room in Bonoboville, but your boobs, especially.

But the boobs are good. Right. This is what they call coitus amamelia. Oh, that's the Latin.

Yeah, see? You hold. It's so good when you take the microphone away and you hold it down there.

Oh, you want to hold it. That's the name of what? What did you say? I think this gourd is coitus amamelia.

And that's the type of gourd it is? Oh, is it cooking this gourd? Because I think it's cooking now. Yes.

It's definitely heating up. Definitely heating up. It's going to go whaa. What a disappointment.

Can we put the gourd in the other gourd's mouth? Can we put, what do you want to do, madam? You've got the gourd in the pumpkin trunk? Oh.

The gourd in the gourd's mouth. We can have Trump sucking the gourd. Can we double gourd it? Oh, I like that.

In fact, we could have him doing two. Look at that. He could squeeze two in his mouth there like that. I mean, you know, he's got a big mouth.

He's very talented. He's got a lot to say. This is what our, our Trumpkin is good for. Yes.

I didn't know he was so talented. Sucking two gourd at the same time. Let's see how, can he deep throat? You know, if he had these in his mouth all the time,

he'd be a better president. That is true. He couldn't talk. Look at that.

I think he likes it. This former Trump voter. If he just couldn't talk, all would be well. Yeah.

It's actually, this is what his big mouth is good for. Now we know. We, we didn't know why, why we had a president with such a big mouth. It's to suck gourds for Halloween.

Look at that. Oh, look, it's perfect. It's, it does look like Trumpkin. Trumpkin does.

He does. Look at him. He loves it. He does love it.

Can we show this on Facebook? Oh boy. Why not? It's just, it's just a couple of.

It's just a couple of. And Gordy and Gordy. It's just vegetable play. Yeah.

And actually we're not putting the vegetable in any person. We're doing them. No. It's not a real person.

We're putting them in hot water. Listen, we're making, it's, it's a kind of fruit salad. And how many vegetables have done in, died in the oven? Boy, this one, he takes the whole thing.

He does. He does. All the way to the balls. Almost gets the balls in.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Maybe Trump is talented. I mean. We discover his talents here on the doctor's season block show.

That's what we do. Maybe I'm not sorry. I mean, everybody's got something they're good at. Right?

Right. And he's certainly not good at running the country. I mean, divorce can't be the only thing he's good at. Yeah.

Can't be. Yeah. So. It's got to be something else.

Well, he's good at sucking Gord's. I really fear that he's got, that he's going to set my son to war. They love to steal.

I do fear that. Well, that's realistic fear. Very realistic. Yeah.

Well, all right. What are you afraid of? That he's going to be sending my son to war. There you go.

I wouldn't be happy about that. Well, you know, is your son enlisted? He's now in the reserves. Oh, well, you know what he could say.

He could call him up and send him over there. He knows what he was signing up for. He knows what he was signing up for. That's right.

How do you like that, mom? Saying such a thing to a widow. Well, I think that was context. Well, I wasn't there, so I can't say.

You know what I respect that? You know, I feel like, you know, a lot of times you do make judgments about conversations. It doesn't mean that it wasn't, that it didn't happen.

But, you know, I think that, you know, I appreciate that that you said you weren't there. You don't really know exactly what happened. Well, let's put it this way.

I don't judge when I'm out there. Also, people have reputations. This guy's got a reputation. Right.

Well, that's a thing. General Kelly went on the record to try to defend Trump. And what he said was really horrendous, which is that the congresswoman,

who was a friend of the couple and the guy there, she was an empty barrel and all hats, speaking of hats and no cattle. And that he longed for a time

when women were treated as sacred. And I honestly don't think he meant like a femme-dame goddess. I think he meant like doing the laundry, you know. Yeah, in their places.

In their places. Yes. So we have enough things that we've heard him say that we don't have to use arguments about things

that we didn't hear him say. Exactly. Our arguments, I think, it's really important that our arguments be strong

and that our arguments be able to back up. When we start talking about things that nobody was there to witness, you're wasting your energy on that sort of thing.

There's enough that we've seen. We need to get rid of these nationalists that have taken over the country and people don't get it.

These guys are capitalist motherfuckers with billions of dollars that are killing people around the world for a few bucks.

And we're the fucking slaves. That's true. That's who nationalists are. Yep.

Okay. They're not socialists. All right. So everyone should get a vibrating,

dildonic, magical... You're so making one of those next year. Right? For next year, if not this year.

Yeah, you want to get one of these because, you know, it's inspired by Mattel's Nimbus 2000, which they put out a few years ago,

as a Harry Potter toy. Ooh. And it was for the kids, but the kids were spending too much time

in their rooms. And mom and dad just said, hey, Sally, you shouldn't be spending so much time

riding your vibrating broom. But mommy, I love my vibrating broom. Well, yeah. So they recalled all those vibrating brooms.

And maybe they should have. Maybe they weren't really made for eight-year-olds, but I don't see what's wrong with adults. Whatever happened to Halloween

being celebrated for adults? Hey. And we get our magic dildonic vibrating broom, which is available on

the Dr. Susan Block Shopping Heaven, actually. That's right. And it's a little high priced right now

because we are still waiting to hear from the factory in China that's going to mass produce them. But right now we make them custom for you.

And everything out of Bonoboville is fun. So I like that there's something for the woman and the man. Well, for the rider and the receiver.

It could be anybody could ride or the woman and the woman. Yeah, it could be. And actually guys sometimes like to have their balls

vibrate. Something for everyone. So apparently the reason there's this, you know, image of witches riding brooms

is because women used to take broomsticks and rub like herbs and things on it that would stimulate them. And they'd use the brooms to masturbate with

and so they'd have these incredible long orgasms in a time when, you know, women weren't really supposed to enjoy sex. So women having these orgasms

because they were masturbating with these brooms, everybody said, well, they must have been witches. Yeah. They like sex now.

Only a bad woman would like sex. How dare. So that's where the origin of the witches and the Belladonna's were the first doctors.

Yes. Until these guys came along and wanted to cut you up. They were very eco-sexual.

Then suddenly they were witches for being doctors. The Belladonna's became witches. And, you know, probably grew marijuana. They probably, yeah, they probably grew marijuana.

And, you know, I wish I knew what herbs they were rubbing on their brooms to get so... All kinds of herbs. Right, they should share it.

Why didn't that secret get passed down? Well, right, they wanted a stifled marijuana, you know? I mean, and it was so silly too because I never understood that.

I never understood, historically, when, you know, men for whatever reason were not happy when women enjoyed sex. Don't you know that's when you get more?

Exactly. The more we get, the more we want. This is the whole history of oppression and repression and harassment

is partly for the pleasure of the man, but also partly for the pain of the woman. Or the victim, whether it's a woman or a man, or, you know, it's not bonobo.

What's bonobo is to share pleasure and to make sure your partner enjoys pleasure. And share goods. And share goods and services.

Right. Absolutely. And speaking of goods and services, I want to give out a little shout-out to Cannabelli,

which does make a herbal product of cannabis and coconut oil that actually does get your pussy high. Ooh, that sounds best. And where do we get this?

Well, you get it from that photographer over there as well. It is a juxley project. Not that I need help, but, you know. And product.

But, you know, we don't need help. We all need help. Some women do definitely need help with orgasms. Absolutely.

And the stoned vulva. What do you want? The stoned vulva. Right.

It's nice to have a stoned vulva. Because then it's hungry, right? Well, it opens up. That could be great, you know, because you're on drugs.

The combination of the cannabis and the coconut oil really is very delicious. That sounds wonderful, because, you know, coconut oil, I mean, it's just, what a texture, yeah?

But don't use it with condoms, okay? No. No condoms. And that's because oil and latex don't work.

Melt latex with anybody who doesn't know, can't use oil as a lubricant with condoms for that reason. No. How much time do we have?

You want to take a break? Yeah. I don't know. Eight minutes.

Eight minutes. Really? How about we take, no, we shouldn't take a break. Okay.

Well, then, I'm going to have to think of what to do. Okay. So we have a dick fight. A dick fight.

Right. I liked the dick fight that was happening earlier. And if that wasn't on the show, I'm going to step aside. Can we spend eight minutes measuring dick fights?

All right. Okay. You guys have a dick fight while I try to get this thing working. Be careful now.

Don't hurt each other. Oh, you have more, more girth. Like I'm girth and you're all wanked. But I have balls and you don't.

I don't, I don't have any balls. I mean, I went on top, but so do you. You've got two sets. So I was having a talk with my dude about it.

Do balls matter? Like into girls, I believe they don't. Very much. They don't matter to me.

I mean, you know, it matters because, you know, they're without them. They can't have orgasms. And then the sex would be weird, you know, what's, you know, other than the, the biology of what they contribute to.

But I don't have any balls and I'm just fine. I don't have any balls. Talk fighting. Are we taking bets?

Any bets? Any bets going? How do you win? You know, usually, usually when I'm in a dick measuring contest,

I say, you know, it doesn't matter who's bigger because my dick vibrates. But in this case, mine doesn't vibrate. I think your hat fell off. I lost my hat.

Oh, thank you, alligator. Thank you, alligator. Yours is vibrating. Oh, look at that.

It's a little fuzzy, but that's okay. It is a little fuzzy. It's a little hairy. It's a shame.

But usually I don't grow hair on your tip. There's dirty boys that we are. Hey, alligator, could you fix my hat again, please? I'm a little busy.

It's good to have an alligator ballet. Is it a gravy? He's well trained, right? I even gave him thumbs.

You gave him what? Thumbs. You know, alligators, they don't have thumbs, so I gave him thumbs.

We can do things for him. Oh, good, good. He is an evolved alligator. Yes, he's an evolved alligator.

Highly evolved. So you don't believe in evolution? Come to my kingdom. I'll show you how to turn him.

I feel like me and Madame Marguerike are having too good of a time smacking winners. I don't think that's much of a fight anymore. This is how this is supposed to go, guys.

This reminds me of why we invented the magic dildonic vibrating bridge. Dr. Susie, look at the photo. What photo?

There's a photo of the sausage. Oh, the sausage photo. Okay. I don't know if my cameras can see it.

I don't know if I can see it. Max is just trying to show us some dick representation. He wants to show us the sausage. With a dick in the middle of the sausage.

And connected with art, you know, just in case. I'm getting a little floppy here. In case someone shouldn't understand. There we go.

Oh, there goes that. Oh, there we go. Vibrating you. Indirectly.

He's getting excited again. What do you mean, directly, to be naughty? These are probably the best ideas. Actually, this is so un-naughty.

We could even show this on Facebook. We're really good. It's very wholesome. This is fantastic.

I'm getting the vibration off of Dr. Susie. Does that mean that Dr. Susie is playing with me? Yes, it does. That's exactly what it means.

I feel like both of our vibrations are just... Look at that. So, Freud, I guess we do have penis envy, but it's okay because we have brooms

with dicks on the end. But we also know how to share, I guess. We do know how to share. Look at how wonderful we are.

Boys don't like to share. But that's okay. Us girls will do it for you. I wish this is how boys played more often.

I think Dr. Susie wins. I feel like me and Mario and Mario, we're just like kind of banging you in the middle. Well, I'm very stoic.

This is a strong dick, and we're like, oh, look at us. We play with it.

If this is how boys played, I'd hang out with boys much more often. Right? Right.

Well, I'm not boys. Men, excuse me. Not boys. I don't want to see boys playing with their dicks.

Men. Adults. I'll play with you any time, I don't agree.

Any time. Boom, boom, boom. Waiting for somebody to... Boom, boom, boom.

Thank you for playing with me. You're welcome. And Dr. Susie. Thank you for that dick duel there.

That was fun. That was triple dick duel. All right. So, how much time do we have?

Five. We have time for... So you mean we only spent three minutes playing with our cocks?

Yeah, we did. But no boville communion. Do you know about the no boville communion? No.

Well, perhaps we should demonstrate. So, let's see. Did you grow up with any religion in particular? What religion did you grow up with?

Just basic Christianity. Basic Christianity. Basic Christianity. We did the communion.

You did communion. We did that sort of thing. You did that. You had some wine or grape juice.

Grape juice, little piece of cracker. Okay. Can we turn this elevator music down, please? I always thought it was weird

that we were eating Jesus. Yeah. I didn't get it. Oh.

You know... When you're a kid, you don't get that, you know? Yeah. I think...

That's a little weird. Why are we eating Jesus? It's the magic zombie element. That could be the best part, exactly.

See, that's why people are so messed up. Why are people messed up? Because they spend their childhoods eating Jesus. When you're a kid and you're in church

and you're told you're eating the body of Christ and you're like, what? Why? Well, I think we have a problem

with them dying on the cross more. I mean, I don't know. I love the whole idea of communion. I like the ritual.

You know, there is eating and drinking involved and the body is... Maybe you could think of it literally like when we eat each other up with kisses.

I like that. Love bites. I like that. Yeah, lips.

That's yummy. That is eating. And what do we call when we go down on a woman? Conalingus is eating.

Oh. Right? It is. It's eating pussy.

So we eat each other up with love or with lust and I kind of like that idea because... I enjoy that. You know, food and sex kind of go together.

They sure do. I would have liked church a lot more if that were the thing. Well, yeah. See, this is the church of Bonoboville.

I like this church. Yes. And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block. Oh, irreverent doctor.

Yes, yes. And so, you know, tonight it's Bonoboville because it's Halloween. Oh, I'm so scared. So, Gypsy, would you do me the honor of being my altar girl

to demonstrate this thing, this amazing thing. Where's your microphone? You don't have a microphone? Thanks.

We have to hear your consent in this world. I'm always consensual to you, Dr. Suzie, whatever you need, whatever you want. But I really was thinking of, for Halloween,

like going out in a towel with a shower curtain in front of me and saying, I'm Harvey Weinstein. But... No, I don't think a girl can do that.

But you just want to... That would be funny. I think that would be funny. Just a little massage.

Every guy would be like, oh. That's... Yeah. Yeah.

I think it's funny. I would laugh. All right. So, I'm going to show you what we do for Bonoboville Communion.

Okay. Now, Gypsy happens to have, like, some of the most beautiful breasts in the world. Actually, she only has two of them.

I said some. Yes. She has two of them. She's got two.

Beautiful breasts. Right. And it is true that Bonoboville Communion is often with the breast as altar.

However, it could be any part of the body, really. It could be the foot, the shoulder, the wrist. I mean, even in some cases, it has been an article of clothing.

But it is, you know, a communing of the altar person, in this case, altar girl, with the receiver of Communion, who is, in this case, Lucky Me.

Woohoo. Woohoo. I'm liking this church. Right.

So, you know, because... Oh, church music, too. I like salt, better than sugar. Yeah.

You wet the altar, like so. And then you sprinkle the salt, like so. I love salt. And then, of course, I take my shot.

Now, if you were doing this, I'd be waterboarding you. Do you want to waterboard me? Okay.

Okay. You're going to waterboard me. Back to the nobo style. That is style.

That is style. Sure is. And now, yes, get the witch up. That was beautiful.

Well, thank you very much. I love this church. Isn't it great? That's an honor.

It's a great church. That's like what girls wish they could come on here and do. And I've been here a year. And I just...

That was an honor. Thank you so much. Well, not like that's our first time. That was our first time.

It was our first Halloween time. Okay, we have one more minute. So you can think about taking communion when we come back. Wherever you'd like.

Okay. And we're also going to be back with more alligator tricks. And Madame Marguerite. Mistress of ceremonies of Domcon.

And also member of the board of Domcon. I'm Gypsy Bonobo, the sexy witch. You're a hot bitch. So we're going to be back with more Halloween in Bonoboville.

So don't come yet. And don't go away. Stay, stay, stay. Okay.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way. Inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo sutra of positions,

including face to face. But it's not just how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special.

Partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human.

Even being humane. Bonobos can teach us so much. Which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free?

Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would. So you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain. You know, the pain.

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So get the book, Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville. A new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real Bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction.

Read the Bonobo Way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride

for Massimation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay.

Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here. Put the other right here.

And just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Oh.

It's mountain. Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have.

Many a time. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-spot.

Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples. We've got Rajim Rado.

We've got Sybian. Holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Radham Cowboy.

Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Now relax. Ah, fuck.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes! Hallelujah!

Hallelujah! Oh, yes. Yes. Yes.

Come on. Thank you. The sister of a winner. Look at that face.

That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being.

Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. Oh, man. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

And let's have a hand. We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Dang it.

Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Okay, we're going to go.

Hi, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate. And you are not as...

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock.

I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it off. That thing is bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen.

Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm... Come on.

I feel like I could at least leave this room. Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh, my God. Don't let her fall over. Whoa. Whoa.

Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl.

We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is. Now, to Susan Block. Brothers and sisters,

mothers and sinners, witches and bitches, trips and vamps, gourds and alligators,

and... Trumpkin. All right. I'm going to make him suck some more gourd.

Wow. He can take a lot of this gourd in here. There we go. Look at that big mouth.

Ooh. We always knew his big mouth was good for something. Just we weren't sure what. Certainly not for speaking.

Although, I have to say this. That Trump is really rude and awful and disgusting and Nazi and fascist. But he does sort of lay bare

that side of America. And I think that it is a truth that we must grapple with. We must grapple with this. We must grapple with electing or erecting.

He didn't really win the election. But he got in there based on a bad, really bad television show. You know? You're fired.

Right? You can just see the Trumpkin yelling at somebody. Look at that. Just endless mouth suck.

Ooh, it's kind of gross in there. Of course. Like his mouth would be. It's filthy in there.

Yeah, but behind all that stuff is like taking away the rights of people's vulvas and vaginas and their breasts. You know? And I just want to say I'm all for the pussies revenge

that is going on right now. I turned that over to General Motors. And we should avenge ourselves against the Weinsteins and the Wieners and the Weinstein's Wieners

and also, you know, the other guy, O'Reilly. And Ailes is dead. But, you know, all the rest of them, they're all, but here's the thing.

Is they're individuals and they can dictate a Hollywood movie. But this pumpkin head is the president. So that's the difference is he not only grabs you by the pussy, which he does in his own admission.

He grabs your pussy's rights and throws them out the window with his henchmen, the warlock, pence, who doesn't even seem to really like pussy unless it's making babies.

So we have to kind of consider these things. I think. And since you're watching the Dr. Susan Block show, you're putting up with me telling you what to consider.

So thank you very much. And happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. From Nobuville.

And yes, yes, yes, we, you know, do our Trump apocalypse therapy by both. And this has been great therapy. Aging and escaping.

So some of it is engagement in what's going on, but also you've got to escape, you know, because it's like so awful. I'm sure you must feel that way,

especially because you fucking voted for him. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, really. But I mean, like we all have some interesting emotions

over the fact that you voted for him. And I'm glad you're here because I am Bonobo and I believe that everyone, you know, is beautiful in some way.

Even Trump. And we also believe that we take care of each other. Right. As people, as a nation.

Trump is great as long. Not give all the money to the rich. As he keeps a big gourd in his mouth. If the rich are stealing, they should give us a little money.

Yeah, that's good. You know what I'm saying? That way he's good. Right.

Oh, that's fantastic. I'm really enjoying this Jack Lantern. Yeah, that's the way he's visual. By the way, this Jack Lantern, this Trumpo Lantern.

Trumpo Lantern. Jack Lantern. Is a landslide. Our bartenderess, Clemmie.

Clemmie. And head of our time department and our new print magazine. Yes, we're going to be making a print magazine.

Really? I guess what you gals are in the first issue. Get out of town. It's squash.

We decided we would do our squash and art. So yeah, we're going to translate video into print. That's really a lot of fun. Yeah, translate video into print.

Max loves to. Very inner actor. That's fun. Well, if you ever want to do another splashing episode,

I had a lot of fun with that. I'll roll around in some pudding. Yeah. You were into the pudding.

I'll sit on some cake. You know, it looks a little like poop, I have to say. Well, that's why I did it, because, you know, he was a monkey and monkey's fling poop.

But I mean, still. So that's why, you know. I know, I know, I know, but you're so elegant. So next time.

And you're talking vanilla pudding. Maybe vanilla. I don't want vanilla. No, no, I don't want.

Listen, I definitely don't want a monkey flinging his vanilla pudding out in the air. I don't want white substances flying out in the air. Tapioca.

Tapioca. Like it's monkey. Where's your microphone? Yeah, so I'll roll around in some cake.

Doesn't have to be chocolate pudding next time. We're going to do some sploshing. Or some jello. It's a big production to do the sploshing.

It is. I'll bring a tarp. Yeah, yeah. Actually, we just got one.

So we could do that. And that was my first time in Bonoboville. You sound like you want to do it now. Do we have any cake?

No. But that was my first time. That was my first time in Bonoboville, the sploshing episode.

So I have, you know, splosh can be as wild and crazy as like chocolate pudding wrestling. It can be that. It can be, you know, really having sex with these things

while they're kind of covered in guacamole. And it can also be as simple as Bonoboville communion. Just a little salt, you know? I don't know what swashy was till I came here.

Until that episode, I agree with her. Like, I was like, I don't know what I'm getting into. She was a lot more planned and had like a theme. And I was like, I'm just going to get food thrown at me.

But it was really fun. It was like this. It was a lot of fun. And they had the squeeze models with the.

And Dr. Suzie kind of, it was like talking it through. That was all very organic. Oh, and here it goes. Yeah.

Oh, that was great. Oh, look, see. That's my monkey flinging poo on command. Yeah, there you are.

He's flinging poo on command. And we are just laughing. Yeah. That is, that is the, that is the.

See, it's not as unsexy as it sounded. We were all naked-ish and it was. That's the poo-ding. That was a great show.

That was a great show. It was a good time. That's a great shot. Yeah.

That's him flinging his poo-ding. We were happy. And Trump, even, I want to say this is almost a year ago, this show was made.

Trump was getting it. Look how young he looked. Yeah. Look how aged.

Look, he's a little aged. He's weathered now. He's weathered now. He's got band-aids on his face.

His eyes are different. That's what we. Let's get a close-up of Trump there. He's been beat up.

Where is that guy? Where is that guy? Let's get a close-up of Trump. He's not that close to the screen.

Trump's screen. There you go. Give him fame and fortune. Oh, and he's losing his hat.

Look at him. Well, you know, we knew it was. You have to pay extra for that. Pulling off the hand.

Big balls this boy had. They don't rub his balls. Why not? Why?

They don't give him too much pleasure. Oh, but these are not his balls. Yeah, they're the other guy's balls. Who's balls are they?

He's not sucking his own. Gordy's. Oh, Gordy's balls. These are Gordy's balls.

This has been noble bill Gordy's balls. And he's going to blow a big load. He just blew a big load. And he's still.

Oh, look at that. It's all white in there. He's a little sick. He's a little sick.

He's a little sick. That's why you wear condoms. Because you get a little sick if you don't. You get that little stuff at the end.

We're just going to. That's all right. Keep me under gag order with a Gord. Don't mind your dirty.

Just keep it in there. Yeah. Did we ever find out if he really does like getting pissed on? Almost sat on Gordy.

We like to definitely know he likes to get pissed on. Oh yeah, we know that for sure. That's fantastic. I like that.

He likes what? It's under your ass, the microphone. Well, that's where it wanted to go. That's where a lot of things want to go, doctors.

Not just the microphone. Everything just jumps under there. All right. It's a good place to be.

Absolutely. We're going to have that. Because, you know, we keep talking about eating. Is there any guys out here that want to be tortured or spanked?

Oh yeah. Let's put out another. Yeah. That sounded real appealing.

Get up here, Jay. Jay, come on. This is a good time. You're the hands of professionals.

What is your name? You can block Trump. We don't care. Do you have a name?

I'm Jay. Jay? Hi, Jay. Jay wants to be punished.

I'm not used to sitting next to boys wearing so much clothing. Who are not wearing a costume. Clothing, no costume. He's a video game.

What do you mean he's not wearing a costume? He's going to get tortured. He's Nintendo. Well, he's going to be punished for something.

Might as well be that. Well, we could punish him for having a thousand costumes. I accept that. A costume that I didn't even think was a costume.

An uncreative costume. How about that? We're playing Good Witch, Bad Witch. Disappointed.

That's how we do that. Are you disappointed in yourself? Yes, I am. You're being punished for being a good witch.

That's the first step, being disappointed for failing us women. Good job. I accept that. That's why it happens.

Good job. Thank you. All right. So what do you want him to do?

I think we should spank him. Okay. Yeah. Okay.

Are you both pulling down the pants? Oh my God. No. No, no.

Okay. What about underwear? Talk to the microphone. Not prepared for that.

Not right now. Getting more of the good underwear. Not right now. Well, you take a beating.

We just bend over the way we want and take a beating on your butt. Of course. Okay. That's what we want.

All right. You want anything hanging from your balls? Well, since you're not going to take your clothes off, it should be hard and quick.

You need a paddle. That's okay. I mean, we're going to punish you with a paddle. We're going to punish you a little worse this year.

Bend over here. It's like a french fry. No, being this obedient. We're going to be signed up for.

I like to have a hook in my balls. Don't be nervous. You're in a room with professionals and we're beautiful. We're professionals here.

Okay. Okay. So because you're kind of new to Bonoboville, we're going to spank you with the Bonobo way.

Yes. A book spanking. Right. It's like spanking with the Bible.

Just relax and try to enjoy it. That's right. You'll get to take that home, too. Okay.

Is this one on? Yeah. Are you ready? Yes.

Always. Yes, mistress. Of course. Whoa.

Thank you, mistress. Oh, thank you, mistress. All right. Thank you, mistress.

Leave the Bonobo way. Thank you, mistress. Can we love it? Oh, I love it, mistress.

Thank you. Or get red fire. Yes. Whoo.

Thank you. Thank you, mistress. Are you crying? I'm crying.

Whoo. Yeah. Thank you, mistress. Oh, thank you so much.

I love it. What is this music? Whoo. It takes a lot to make me cry.

Oh, these are tears. You need a whole show. A whole show just to torture me. That's okay.

Okay, so we're going to arrange that. Don't get too excited here. Do we want to up the ante? What are you doing?

Ooh, what is that you have in your hand? Boy. I have a juxtas leather belt. Look at the cane now.

Let's, let's, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, crew back there. Turn off the elevator music, please. Oh, the elevator. And put on the kinkster.

Because it's the last night of kink month in Luna. Last night? Aw. I get to hear you cry, right?

What's his safe word? He can just run away. Okay. He can call the labor board.

Good luck with that. It's a government agency. I'm not hearing any thank you. How's that?

I don't know nothing. How, how are you doing there, Jay? Oh, I'm so good. Thank you, mistress.

It's good, it's good. Okay. Then we're ready to graduate to the cane. Yes.

Oh my God. The cane. My favorite. Whoo.

Oh, it's stinging. Yeah. Yeah. Aw, thank you, mistress.

So much. That does to my winky. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Thank you very much, Jay. It was amazing. Very good sport. Greatest song thing.

And a nice, huggy hug. That's nice. I know I really shouldn't have. You sitting on that big voice.

That's okay. We can, we can either sit with me. Okay, so how was that? Oh, that was incredible.

Now he wants more. Yeah. I want more. $200,000.

Yeah, I just want more. This is it. So, how did that compare with your other spanking experiences, Jay? It's right up there.

Yeah, I've had some spanking experiences. How many times are you spanking today? This is the first time, yeah. Wow.

He's talking about coming to Club Wick now. That's a good idea. You'll love the spanking line because you will get spanked by about 20 women. Maybe 30.

That's our warm-up. All the guys get in three lines. Light line, medium line, heavy line. And then we spank them all.

And the women travel around. The men stay where they are. And the women, we spank everybody. It's awesome.

It's the best sound. And that's always the time during the party where I wish I could take pictures. Because it's so insane. Kind of did that on Spank's giving last year.

Yeah, we had a little spanking conga line. So, okay. Now we're going to do Bonoboville Communion. All right.

Okay. Okay. So, may you... You may sit there, I guess.

You've been pinned. Okay. Here you go. Watch it, Trump.

And what we're listening to, by the way, is the Kingster by Mark Will and Carmina Formosa. And this song. The Kingster.

I'm even king here than Ray Davies. I love that song. You know who Ray Davies is, right? No.

The Kinks. You know the Kinks. I do. Yeah, my dad was in the Kinks.

I'm in the Kinks. That's rock and roll. The original Kinksster. Aw.

Yeah, rock and roll. Fetish, finest. Everything's kinky, doctor. Everything's kinky.

It's all kinky. We all know it. Some of us don't. Now, one of the kinkier things is religion.

That's for sure. Religion with sex. Well, you get a lot of kinks. Actually, we're coming up to...

The holiday of the baby Jesus. You're going to have Holy Communion. Oh, that's a cute little butt plug. Baby Jesus.

Is that a candle? This is a dildo by Divine Interventions. I thought it was a candle too. We're going to put you on the TV in the park.

Exactly. It's going to be embarrassing. Now, if you want to be really naughty. Fun size.

Then we have the Jesus Jackhammer. Whoa. Whoa. Yes.

I saw another interesting one here. Oh, there's all kinds of interesting. Oh, right here. You saw the devil. Oh, yes.

You saw the devil. You saw the devil. Aren't they all little devils? Wow.

This is more accurate and fitting to most men's penis. The devil. You little devils. I never saw that one before.

Really? That's nothing. He's usually hiding inside Trump's ass. Right? Dr. Suzy usually has plans for the devil.

I don't look there. I was very attracted to the devil. Well, he's usually busy. That's exactly why.

What would you like to do with the devil? I've danced with the devil. Many times. It doesn't stop there though.

It never stops there. What would you do with this devil? Would you shove it up some guy's ass? Of course.

Would you want that up your ass, Jay? Theoretically. Look at all the extra little lumps. You know.

The texture of it all. I don't know if that would feel really too well. It's rip for your pleasure. I would use a little lube.

A little lube? I'm up for anything to be honest. He's so excited about it. He doesn't even know.

His brain is fried already. I think something happens. I like being in subspace. You go there fast, don't you?

I saw that. The devil is made for pleasure. You want to sit on my lap? Jay, you want to sit on my lap?

No you do. Not on that. Dr. Suzy actually has an exciting thing. Even though he's super exciting.

He's super exciting. Dr. Suzy wants to... So who's going to do communion off of who? I'm doing it off of you, I believe.

She is a strong alter. You already offered me for... She is the dominant situation. Oh, okay.

So she will lick you first and then stand back. Wow.

Look at that. Beautiful lube. It does count. Put the cameras in.

you don't have to put that there. We put the salt here. This is lovely. Now we need the microphone.

What were you saying? I'm loving this church. Where can I sign up? You're a very good church lady.

Yes. It looks like your nipple enjoys the church too. Right. Isn't that beautiful?

Alright. So now, Gypsy is going to get water-boarded. Which means you need to...

No, no, no. But you could keep your booby out. Because it looks so nice. Maybe you could...

Oh well, you could do the water-boarding. Sure. I've had other people doing water-boarding lately. So down the hatch.

Alright. And that is Gypsy the Nobo getting water-boarded

by Mistress Raven Song. That was very nice.

So now do you want to take communion? Because you didn't get a drink out of that deal. I didn't get a drink out of that deal. Bring the elevator music down.

Bring the music down. Why do we play this music either? Well then I should take communion up here. Oh yeah, you could do that.

Ooh. I don't think I've ever seen a communion taken off of Dr. Susan. Is that against a rule?

I don't want to break the rule. Once in a while. I usually like to give other people a chance. Wait a minute, I didn't give permission.

Alright, I need my permission from my husband. Okay. You have permission? I'm just kidding.

Permission to lick, suck, whatever. I need permission from my heart. That was a joke. That's right.

You'll never know whether he really gives permission or not, actually. And you know what?

It's nobody's business, now is it? No, you can't tell from the way what you see on TV. Just know that.

You cannot tell from whatever you see on TV. Including how someone will govern. Does everybody dress now or can I? No.

Okay, so first you lick the altar

and get it nice and wet. And then we sprinkle the salt. Eat

the communion. And that is Bonoboville

communion. Thank you. Not done yet. And now you get

between my legs. Sure. I'll hold anything you hand me. Lean back, lean back.

The other way, actually like this. There you go. Yeah, like that. And open your mouth.

Here we go. Mistress Raven's song gets water mordred! Um, with actresses and clock shows.

Bonobo style. Bonobo style. Yeah, welcome. Well,

you know, we've actually gone into overtime. Oh boy. Time flies.

It does. When you're being bad. Did you guys want to do communion? No, that's all right.

No, no, alligators don't. Alligators don't do communion. Right, I see. Okay, so,

all right, so here we are. So here we are, Max, captain. Next week is your birthday. Next week is my birthday.

What happens on the birthday? Next week is Captain Max's birthday. Not really, but we're celebrating

because I think the birthday is in the middle of the week. So. I love Bonobo birthday. Yeah, November 4th

is Captain Max and the third anniversary of the Bonobo way because

I published it on Max's birthday. Aww. Double party.

That way I remember when it is. I remember his birthday. But in any case, yeah, so we'll be celebrating all of that

next Saturday and we'll have goddess, we have a bunch of goddesses. Goddess Virgin.

Ooh. I've been seeing her all over. I've got a whole list of people that are supposed to be here.

Yeah, okay, and bringing him gifts. They don't show up. We're bribes, you could say bribes. We're going for a ride in the limousine.

Yeah. And goddess Soma, snake oil. We've invited Mr.

Sian, by the way, I don't know if she can make it because she's so busy, but I did want to just shout her out. It's hard to get her out.

You both know her well and she brings a lot of us together. She does.

She gives us so much to the community. You guys do that too. Yeah, we do it in our way. But it was interesting to find out that

Mr. Sraven Ray had been sort of a manager at Sanctuary. He was an assistant manager there for almost five years.

Oh wow. There you go. Small world. What a great job too.

It's like, what? I get paid too? Yeah. Those are our fellow revolutionaries. And

we're going to meet some of our revolutionaries out there in Vegas in a couple of weeks for

November the 18th at 2 o'clock p.m. I'm just hoping I will wake up. But it's a daytime

gig when I'm going to deliver the bonobo way of peace through pleasure

at the Erotic Heritage Museum in Vegas. Yes, Vegas is

one of the two places that you can see from outer space that is created by humans.

They say man-made. I guess you could say man-made. I don't know how many women built those buildings. But anyway, human made.

It's not Sin City though because BDSM is still illegal there. Yeah, exactly. It's gambling.

It's illegal in a lot of places. They have some interesting odd rules there. I don't know.

It's a America's biggest fetish is money. And

people express that in different ways. One way to express it. Business is one way. And of course our biggest industry

is the military industrial complex. But a lot of people they think they can change their fortune, get lucky, go to Vegas.

And I guess that's what that shooter kind of thought. And actually he kind of did. And it's so crazy

and such terrible, terrible act. And I do hate to say I forget her name, but there is a friend

of Mistress Porcelain Midnight. Jennifer was her name. Okay. Well, may she rest in peace.

She was killed in this terrible atrocity. A massacre. One of my friends too. One of your friends.

One of my childhood friends. He was the one that threw his body across his life and saved her life. Jack Beaton.

Wow. Really? They were there for their 20th wedding anniversary. Really?

So they're not from the kink world? No. She won't be watching. We're worried about some Arabs.

Where did you grow up? Lake Isabella. Lake Isabella. Okay.

Okay. I'm just curious. What do you think about gun control? Lake Isabella.

Is that hotel at the end of town? Uh-oh. Saved by Max's question. What?

What about the hotel? I just keep looking for hotels. It's just a fetish I have. Okay.

I have a fetish for getting back to my question. I don't know. I'm just curious and I won't hate you. A lot of people I love

are really into everybody having guns. I kind of think it sucks. I say, cocks not glocks. Shoot the gun between your legs.

But how about you? I think there should be a level of control. I have guns in my house. I love to go shooting.

You love to go shooting. I don't shoot animals. But I love to go to the gun range. What do you shoot?

I love handguns. What do you shoot? Targets? It's a great place to hang out.

I love it. Why don't you just play darts? When it comes to gun control, on one hand,

I feel like as long as our police are militarized and they have tanks, absolutely

people... the public needs to be able to arm themselves. However, I would support a ban

if it were a ban on all guns. If it's just a ban on citizens and police can still have guns and police can still come into your house

and shoot people. As long as we have a law that says that if you kill a police dog, you'll be charged as if

you killed a police officer, which means that you could be given a death penalty. But police officers could come in and throw grenades and kill your children.

As long as we're doing that, we can't ban guns. And they could shoot your dogs. We need to make sure the guns are controlled. I don't know why people aren't

checking up on gun owners. I really don't understand the need to have 20 guns. Specialty guns that...

Hey, hey, we want to find out. Wait, whoa, whoa. And then we got to move on here. But who booed?

We know it was you, Abe. Don't boo. Somebody played booing in our ears. Anyway, we kind of feel...

I think that the first people that should start disarming are the police, because they are our public service. Yeah.

And they're getting too many military arms. But, you know, there's just too many arms in America in general. So we'll talk about that another time,

because as long as we're on the subject of, you know, police. Let's talk to E.Core. E.Core?

He knows about that. Yeah. Actually, I know about that, too. Well, actually, you do, too, so you can talk.

Don't go on their legs. Where is Mr. E.Core? Twenty-seven times. Have we got a wolf on the prowl?

Wolf. So... He's coming, he's coming. Does he need privacy on a tissue?

Oh, there he is. There he goes. Where's your mask? Oh, he's coming around. There he is, right there.

That was pretty cool. I'm just here telling jokes to myself, laughing my ass off. Do you work for Ivory Snow?

I'm going... Whatever that company is... I'm going to protest this. That the black girl turning into a white girl

when she washed her face. It was really just completely taken down on Twitter.

Oh, boy. So, here he is. You can't sing through that, though, huh? He has to take that off.

White guys can't sing anyways. We know you're a ghost. We can't hear you, darling. Add to the atmosphere.

I just wanted to add to the atmosphere of the noble girl. Actually, you sound pretty good. Yeah? Sounds like a digital voice.

Digital voice? So, what are we going to sing? Do you want a mask? Do you want a mask?

Mask. Mask. What's up, Bonoboville? What up? Everybody out there watching in Bonobo Land?

We're hanging in there. Happy Halloween to everybody out there. And Bonoboville, you dig? He called a wolf.

Representing with Dr. Block. I don't know what song I'm going to do, but whatever. Throw on there.

You dig? There you go. It's up to you. Yeah, there you go. That's it.

I hear you back there. No. Give me some volume. Look at that. That's my DJ.

DJ A. DJ. DJ. Bonoboville.

Everybody say Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Yes, give me some volume, please.

Thank you. We are one. Look at all this diversity in here. All these different races up in here tonight.

I love it. Let's see what it's about. Bonoboville. We are one.

The human race. We are one. We are one. We are one.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

We are one. We are two. In one. Oh, you do the wrong thing.

Thank. I know. McLennan here. She's crazy.

I'm Martin Luther. I'm still pushing your dream because we are one. One. One. I want one. One. One. One. One. One. Yes.

We are one. Yes. Go to ones everybody out there watching the Barnavagh deal. Yes. Dr Block TV in the building.

Yes. Together. LA Talk Live. We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

Yeah. We are one together. I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach the streets of the GOVG Until then, I'm goin' in, swimmin' Yo, I'm that guy, swimmin' by

I said hi, and then left, watered up The world is in trouble, so bartender Give him a double glass of integrity Mix with a shot of humanity

The ultimate boiler, make it ultimately For the sake of man kind, we need it In the twirlin' racial shine Elevate our minds, they waitin'

Hit the finest lines, the cush Bones, push, load to the world Reach to a man, want me to touch a boy Touch a girl, but with no sand dusk

Trust me, you don't want this state Lean big up to Penn State Don't let one man's hate till that school's fake I think that school's great, so go

Kids, educate, graduate, demonstrate We are what? Throwin' the ones up, y'all One, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one, one Let that one resonate

To the world out there, cause we are Most definitely one The unified race, the human race We are one

On a Dr. Block show We are one Bonoboville, we are one Hashtag that's

Ow! Ow! E.C.R. The Wolf Yes, excuse me

In the womb room of Bonoboville Live on the Dr. Susan Block show Yeah, babies, so we're going to Vegas And we're gonna take peace through pleasure

To this city that's been stained by Blood And hopefully we can be part of the healing I don't want to be too presumptuous

But that's what I would like So that's something coming up And yeah, next week's Max's birthday And Bonobo Way anniversary

And then we'll go to Vegas And then we'll have Spanxgiving Spanxgiving With Madame Raven Ray

The one woman you let spank you For a birthday Wow, I did that, huh? You did do that

Remember that when you were a young man? Young man, my younger days Were not as spanky for being bad But she did it, bottomless

Yeah, she did She did It was sexy It was very sexy

Everything in Bonobo was always sexy Yeah, oh yeah Okay, you know I can't top that

But it's always top Yeah Okay, so So Max, what else?

Do I get to say some stuff? Yes Okay, so Say some stuff

I just want to get a little serious Because this all sounds like we're clowning around But we ain't clowning around Here's what's going on

Shoot it There's a group of people They're basically right-wing Nazis As we've been saying

Many, many months before the election They want to take away certain rights That we've lived for And worked for

And been jailed for And they want to take them away Because these people are nationalists They're not Republicans

Okay They're not socialists These are nationalists And when you say nationalism

You say Mussolini And you say Hitler Yeah These are Nazis

These are nationalists Okay And when Dwight Eisenhower Was president of this country

The tax rate on corporate America was 70% One of the cameras could turn around And show mass No, no, no

I think it would be good No, then they got my file They got my face Ah

They're showing pictures of you anyway They show pictures of you drinking champagne Oh, right Well, that's alright

Steering a yacht That's not very scary That's not me That's not me

The guys are drunken Nobody can turn the camera around They can't None of these camera people can just go

Somebody should move this camera Because we're trying to reconnect You have to take it outside You have to take it outside

Just take it outside Oh, there you go There you go Just take it outside for a minute

So we have these nationalists That have been working for many, many years To influence in our schools To influence in our colleges

To pay billions of dollars To get this idea across No offense Government belongs to us

Not the business Preach, Captain Max Because if we look at business Most of them go bankrupt

And the ones that don't Are usually stealing from you And ruining the environment They're part of the magics

Yeah, these are Right, exactly So that's not an allowable thing In my life

It's not allowed Exactly So we have different levels Of the anti-fascist

We have the philosophers We have the armies We have the grunts And we have the people that go out there

And face them when they march No doubt Yeah These are nationalists

And they have to be defeated Otherwise we're going to be run by Nazi nationalists And that's not allowed in this country

Not at all Certainly not in my house Thank you, Captain Max Alright, you hear that, Trumpkin?

We're coming to get you And we're just snowflakes Pumpkin But we're a hurricane

We're a snowstorm We have to defeat the Trumpkin Pumpkin I wanted to go like here

So We have to defeat the Trumpkin Yeah And

Take them out Take them out That's right And it's very important to

Do this for humanity And for the bonobos And for the world What do we have? Three minutes?

Is that what your thing means there? Three minutes Three minutes Okay, so where do we find you all?

Quickly You can fit me at Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, e-core, I-K-K-O-R

Or find me at latalklive.com Where do we find you? Mistress Ravensong I'm at

I'm at hostclubwick at gmail.com Madame Marguerite And I am at madammarguerite.com

And we find you in the swamp, huh, Alligator? Yeah, you can find me in the swamp. Trying to drain the swamp, Alligator. You can also find me on a

YouTube web series called Life Like about robots. Nice. Alligators and robots are sort of similar.

Yeah, armor. We wear armor with cold blood. What's the name of it again? It's called what again?

It's called lifelike. Well, so did anybody put you on a casting couch? You ever see? Unfortunately, no.

Unfortunately? Yeah, you know, all my friends, they've all done that. They've all been like, hey, suck my dick now.

I haven't gotten that. I feel like I'm on the part of Hollywood. Wow. Hollywood?

I know, it's what everyone happens. Everyone gets like sexually harassed, and I'm an actor who's not been sexually harassed by a casting director yet.

Stay independent. Well, we'll see what we can arrange. Anyway, we, you know, hey, all you would-be harassers

call the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Yeah, we're here. We are here for you. We are here to stop you from harassing

people non-consensually. We are here to help you to channel your kinks consensually and, you know, have a lot of fun.

You can harass us. We can harass you. Whatever floats your booty. So, yeah.

I'm Dr. Susan Block, and Trumpkin is obviously one of our patients. Thank you for having us. Now it's out of the closet.

Right. Now, usually I protect your anonymity, but not in his case. Wham!

Wham! Follow the bonobo way. That's right. That's right.

Bonobos. Make like bonobos. Not baboons. Share.

Share. Share. And empower the females and consider the guys

and their pleasure too. That's one of the things about this whole pussy revenge thing that I am so in support of,

but you've got to consider what to do with the guys. So, you know, that's what- You've got to give them salt.

You've got to give them salt. Include us. Include us. And that's what the bonobo ladies do.

So make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

I love you. We love you too. I love you, Trumpkin. That's fine.

Suck that gourd. Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us.

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