Kink Month III: Night of the Cougar

Full transcript of Kink Month III: Night of the Cougar on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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cougars and cubs, wankers and kinksters, all you children of sex. And yes, indeed, we are all children of us. And I'm not just talking about vibrations because we may or may not be children of God or Jesus or Allah or Buddha, but we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-Women? A-Women.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I want to welcome you to Kink Month 3 in Boo Bill. Boo! And it's kind of an intimate show tonight.

Yes, indeed, here in the womb room. But we are getting in the mood to fly through the skies on our vibrating brooms. Yes, indeed, you know, our magic dildonic vibrating brooms. Yes.

Come on, Japan, this is the prototype. Get me a factory. Or maybe that's China. There you go.

Does that mean magic dildonic vibrating broom? I'm not sure. Please and thank you. This is for the Harry Potter pervert in your life.

It is Halloween and, you know, things are getting colder and darker and maybe scarier. That's right, very much scarier. And there's a certain alchemy to scary sex, actually. It's kind of exciting, right?

That is, it's exciting if it's not too scary, you know. A little bit of fear is like spice in your enchilada. But too much spoils the meat. And I think you know whose meat I'm talking about right now.

Well, maybe you don't, actually, because there are so many meat monsters out there. And actually that's too good a term for them. There's like, okay, last week was Harvey Weinstein week. I mean, it's still Harvey Weinstein year, I guess.

And he's been kicked out of the academy. And he should be. He's a predator. And, you know, scary sex is great when it's consensual fantasy role play.

You know, when you work it out, when it's just a little bit, but when it's non-consensual reality, yuck. I mean, it's gross, it's disturbing, traumatic. And sometimes it can kill you, you know, hurt you in many ways.

So yeah, Harvey Weinstein. And now, of course, we hear that Bill O'Reilly was actually given a new contract right after he just paid out, you know, a settlement to this lawyer that was on his show for 15 years. I guess he harassed her, I don't know.

But the point is, Fox renewed his contract until they heard that the feds were going to be investigating. And I think it's the feds. And then they went, oh, okay, well, then of course they're going to find out about O'Reilly because of Roger Ailes, so we're going to have to fire him, which they did.

But they weren't going to at first. No, they were going to keep their harasser right there. So you know, I know people say a lot of lousy things about Hollywood and the casting couch and how awful it is, and especially right now in this scary sex month.

And Harvey Weinstein is very scary, but so is Bill O'Reilly. And what's really scary is that Fox wasn't going to let him go. They weren't going to do that. They were going to keep this guy on.

And in fact, they just had him on Hannity's show last week as a guest. They're like reeling him back in, you know. And I mean, Hollywood has its faults, but at least they've taken a stand. You know, a lot of the people, I guess.

I mean, for sure, you know. And not so with the right, the alt right, the real old boys network. I mean, it's all an old boys network, but there's some old boys that are a lot more nefarious, like maybe the KKK.

Talking about you. Yes. He's still wearing his Puerto Rico shirt. Air Drumpf.

And he's got his, you know, sometimes for Halloween, when you put on a costume, it reveals who you really are. That which conceals also reveals. And this kind of headband set of horns here is, I guess, concealing his bad hair.

But it is revealing his, I don't know. Devil is too good a word for him, right? I love the number 666. But this guy, this guy, cruel.

I mean, this week, okay, tells this woman whose son was just killed by his stupid war. He knew what he was signing up for. That is worse. The devil wouldn't even say that.

This is what a pussy grabber says. And you know what? Let me just say, these other pussy grabbers, they're really, they're really nasty. So the pussies are.

Scratching back, fighting back now. Talking about it. Swing ya, jumping on ya. Yeah.

But Trump not only grabs your pussy. He grabs your pussy's rights. To decent health care. To contraception.

To, you know, the right to be not harassed. So it's like extra harassment that goes on on a legal level. And so this pussy grabs back. And it looks like we're going to have to grab pence too.

That's why Clemi made new buttons that put pence on there too. We've got to remove them both because, listen, you know, pence is a pussy grabber too. And yes, he's this puritanical guy who won't even have dinner or a private meeting with a person who has a pussy between her legs.

Because that's part of his deal with his wife. And I mean, I'm not disrespecting that actually. If you want to do that, wear a burqa, you know, whatever. But the point about pence is that he grabs women's rights.

He grabs the pussy's rights and throws them away. Maybe worse than Trump. Because people think pence is okay. Trump is obviously a lunatic.

And has a tiny dick, right? That's what he has. And he also has a dick pacifier because our Trump, we can't risk. He says such awful things.

And we try to spend our show saying nice, inspiring, funny things. And his stuff is awful. So we keep him under gag order with a penis pacifier. And there he is.

So, by the way, back to the Hollywood sexual harassment, I just want to say, yeah, the casting couch is bad, but it isn't actually the worst statistically. You know what industry is the worst in terms of sexual harassment?

Can anybody guess? I'll introduce my guests very briefly before we really introduce you grandly. This is Cougar, Sally Mullins.

And Gypsy Bonobo, my beautiful assistant. Does anyone know what is the most harassed industry? Take a guess. Can I ask questions?

No. Oh, gosh, try it. Just shout out in industry. Sexual harassment females, teachers.

That's an interesting concept, harassed by their students. Especially if they're Cougars. Oh, my God. No.

Restaurant. Right. Oh, she won. She won.

I was thinking. Restaurants. All right, come right up here, young lady. You have won the question contest.

This is Sally Mullins, winner of the question contest. And that is true. Restaurants have the most sexual harassment. And the restaurant that has the most is McDonald's.

Oh, I believe it. Like from customers coming in and going, you know, like, I've got a big Mac for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's not cool. Oh, yeah. And you know, the customers always write, says, I mean, I think the harassment goes in many different ways.

And hotel industry is up there too. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. So.

Grim service. Can I harass you? Please do. Okay.

If it's consensual, it's okay. So Sally is a cougar, right? You have a show on drum box. It's called Hello Cougar.

So how much more cougar could you be? I'm owning it. Right. Not fighting it.

That's right. You even got perverts splashed across your boobs. In case anyone, you know, thinks I'm not proud of it. Talk right into the phone.

Oh, thanks. I mean, not the phone. I'm a shy pervert. This is a microphone.

The microphone. Just imagine it's a cubs. A cubs, cock. Cock.

BBC. Yeah. For a big Mac. Oh, yeah.

The McRib is back. Hi, Captain Max. Hello. Isn't Sally cute?

She's very cute, yeah. Oh, Captain Max is cool, yeah. You want to come up and watch me take a shower? I'd love to.

If it's consensual. Yeah. I've done, I've had, you know, sexual harassment in a lot of situations. Serious.

Yeah. As a stand-up comedian. Yes, as a stand-up comedian, definitely. Yeah.

Usually more from like maybe another male comic on the road who's like, I'll take you on the road with me and you're, you don't want to go, you know, you don't want to go. Like, you want to do comedy, but you'd rather do an open mic.

And he's like, he's got a bigger audience. Yeah. The power differential is always kind of essential to the harassment being effective. Yeah.

So you feel like he can ruin your career or something like that. Not so much that more like he could hook you up or he could not hook you up. Okay. He could hook you up if you're not.

Oh, yeah. You hook him up, yeah. Right, right. So you sort of, yeah.

So what'd you do? How did it happen? Can you tell the story? Do you want me to hold your wine?

Oh, sure. Oh, thanks. Yeah, yeah. I've been on the road with like male comedians and they sort of go, hey, I'll talk to my

agent and you can feature for me. Like they're the headliner on the host or on the feature on the middle, you know. You can come on the road and feature for me. But you know, like you're going to have to be having sex with that person every single

night, you know. And I'm like, I'm too much of a good comedian. Like every night, like what if you have a bad set? Do you then want to like have sex with someone you're not attracted to after

bombing? Well, I guess you can always back out, not go. Yeah, no, yeah. That's okay.

But that's the end of your career. I'm like a deal is a deal. Yeah, exactly. But a deal is a deal.

But I never, the gigs were always so crappy. You know, it was always like $100 a night gig tour of casinos in Northern California. I'm like, this is not worth it.

I can stay in the valley. Well, let me ask you something. You're a cougar. This is how you identify.

Yeah. So, you know, we should explain what a cougar is and why a cougar might be sort of counterintuitively subject to a certain kind of harassment.

Because a cougar is a woman, an experienced woman tends to be over 35 and is interested in or involved with younger men who are called cubs. Yeah, pursuing younger men.

Whether you're pursuing or you're the one that he pursued, it's either way. You know, I think that that's a cougar. But I think, you know, when people say that word cougar, maybe

some guys, they think, oh, she's a cougar. She's got to like me because I'm 26, you know. Well, what I find a lot is that older guys just think cougar means slut, you know, and they're not paying attention to what makes

a cougar. So these are older guys. Yeah, like a comedian on the road who's a, he's a headliner and he's been a headliner for, you know, like 30 years.

He's like, oh, she's one of those cougars. I'll get lucky. And it's like a lot older than me. Like what is a cougar?

You know, I'm just like your partner on the road kind of thing. Well, this is a sex educational show. Yeah. And so we are educating those guys out there who don't know

what a cougar is. I didn't realize they thought it just meant slut. Yeah. But it makes a certain kind of sense because a lot of guys

out there just think that anything. Yeah. Like she fucks. You know, she fucks.

So if she's with those young guys, she's going to definitely get with me. But like I find most guys my age, I'm 49. They want much younger women.

And I think I started paying attention to what guys my age were looking at, you know, and that's when I started noticing younger men. Is that right?

Yeah. When I was getting blown off. You're kind of pivoted from the older men. Yeah.

So it wasn't, it was more of a serious decision than just a hormonal feeling? I think it was probably a bit of both. But I was just not getting anything off the ground with

guys my own age. So I started meeting younger guys and being like, well, what the hell? You know, let's have fun.

Right. And at first I was trying to get relationships going with much younger men and getting hurt. So then.

And so how long ago was that? I'd say. That you had this epiphany. Like as a young cougar.

Like 15 years ago. 35. 35. You know.

Young coug. Young coug. That's like straight out of like just getting paws and claws out.

Yeah. And so what age did you go after when you were 35? Like 24. Yeah.

Okay. And do you still go for 24? Oh, sure. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or younger is fine. Younger is fine.

Anything above the speed limit, right? Yeah. 18. It's 18 and above, right?

Yeah, 18 and up. If you're legal, you're ready to go. Yeah. 18 and above.

Oh, good. Okay. Do you hear that, kids? Do you have a ceiling?

I mean, because you are a cougar. Is there a certain number at which you won't go over? I am open to dating guys of any age. Really?

I was nuts about a 56 year old a couple of years ago. You would have hated him. He was like some Republican blogger. But it was like a sugar daddy situation and he

tried to stop paying me and I wasn't interested. I blew him off. Oh, so rich. So wait, I have to ask, what made you, with the

Republican, what made you do it? Huge cock. Okay, so the twisted sex. Big dick will go over anything.

And then when I started saying to myself was he's just an actor. He hates those people. He's just trying to make a buck.

It's this way of, you know, I justified it. And then I was like, no, he's a real asshole. He's trying to rip me off. I got to leave.

Okay. This was in your middle of your cougar career. This was a couple of years ago. A couple of years ago.

I was lonely. Yeah, it was gross. Okay, so you're a cougar, but you also will do older guys if they have a big cock and will help

finance your dreams. I think older guys are kind of like an eclipse. It's like once every, what, like 10 years or something. But that's...

Beautiful. Yeah, no, you're the shit. And many young... Hey, young...

Captain Max, you're my club. Hey, there's exceptions to the game. We're not... I don't have to worry about younger guys.

I mean, older guys, young hot chicks like her go for older guys all the time. So I don't have to worry about them. You know, they're fine.

Younger guys have plenty of young hot chicks with daddy issues. I have daddy issues like I'm pissed at my dad. So you're providing a service.

I am providing a service to younger men. Yes, to younger men. And they... And so how do you like being that?

Or you're kind of like a teacher. Well, I feel we're teaching each other. Like I'm open to learning from them. And I feel like that's a cool experience to them.

But my show, I'm getting with guys 18 to 30. And sometimes a little older sneak in. And that's always great, you know? They lie and they sneak in like 32 year olds.

But I feel like we're learning from each other. Why don't you tell everybody how the guys come on the show? Like what do they have to do to get on Hello Cougar? Well, they have to be reading Craig's list of casual encounters.

Because that's where I post. That's where you advertise for your Hello Cougar guests. For the most part. And they have to be between 18 to 30

willing to have safe sex with me and give an interview before and after. And I'm not filming the sex. I'm not filming nudity.

I want to talk to them before. Aw, you're not filming the good stuff. Well, if I change, like if we take the show to us. Don't just choose either.

That's what you're for. Come on now. Come on. I respect all boundaries.

It's more twisted to see them like all nervous talking and then all sweaty talking after. And to imagine. And then we talk about it.

I'm like what did you like about fucking me and you know blah blah blah. I mean it's weirder. It's weirder than seeing.

Sometimes we'll kiss on camera or something. But it's weirder than seeing the sex. I mean if we took it to a different level it would be a different kind of show.

But I like the way it is, like the interview is so funny. The guys, it's not hateful. I'm not clowning them or humiliating them. But they say the funniest stuff.

It's the understanding of sex. Well you say some funny stuff too. Hilarious. Like I read on your Twitter that you had a long

and involved conversation with a young man about how Richard Gere got a gerbil up his butt. I think it's true. And well I remember that room.

I am old enough to remember. 1986. That you know that was the talk of the town. Was that Richard Gere was rushed to Cedar Sinai

with it wasn't that long ago. High school was born. Oh that was when you were born. He was getting gerbils up his butt.

So said you know some nurse in the emergency room. A very credible source. Who dealt with him. And I met someone who knew her.

So I felt like that. My dad's in the tabloids. You probably met my dad. I don't know everyone in tabloids.

He knows that nurse. It's all connected. I bet you my dad would love you. Okay.

Well I like older men. He doesn't love Dr. Suzie. But Max has to like him too. Men, women, anything that doesn't love Dr. Suzie.

That's for sure. Oh Gypsy. Good making my head swell so big. Gypsy is so pretty.

Yes she is. I'm pretty and I tell the truth. Sometimes. And then when Dr. Suzie it's always a truth.

I do like fantasy role play. I know. Me too. A lot.

A lot. Right. Because we all have these like fantasies about you know the kind of sex we're hearing about in the tabloids.

And we don't really want harmful sex. But sometimes it's exciting to imagine being you know restrained and oh yes Gypsy loves the choking which I think is too much. Don't try this at home.

All the young girls. A lot of young girls like choking. Do you like choking? I like a bitch slap.

It's more of my era is the bitch slap you know. I'm choking just seems awkward. I get it prodigy. Smack my bitch up.

I'm sorry. I don't know. I'm just going to say that was 90s. It was like a big thing.

That was hot. But I think it comes from childhood disaster movies like The Towering Inferno. I just like to ride my magic dildonic vibrating broom. I try to learn from Dr. Suzie just remember the good vibration.

Wow. That's been since the 50s and 60s. And speaking of which you know where's my Cosmo? Oh there it is.

You want to get it? Yeah. So I'm in Cosmo this month. Go get it.

It's on the newsstands now. Woo. And I am advising all the young ladies that read Cosmo. The Cosmo girls like Gypsy to find his peace spot.

Right. He has a G-spot too. Which is really the peace spot, the prostate. And you can just wiggle your dildonic part of your vibrating broom right up there and

give him a P-gasm. Now not all guys like this. Yeah. But some really, really do.

How about your guys? If I fell in love with someone I'd probably go that far. But that's when I know I have feelings for a guy if I'm interested in his asshole. Oh.

So for you it's more that you don't want to go up there. Yeah. I'm not compelled to go up there unless I'm really crazy. What about with a dildo?

Yeah. I've probably done so much of that as like a paid person. A paid person. Yeah.

Like a dom for hire switch. So you've been that. I don't know anything. I thought, okay.

Yeah. Working as a stand-up comic you're so broke. And also I was curious. I used to work at a club called the Chateau in North Hollywood.

I remember the Chateau. Sir James. I'm sure you met Sir James. I loved you.

My co-author Dr. Tony Grant used to go to the Chateau. I wonder if I met him. I was working. Oh cool.

I was working there like 2002, three, four, five, you know. Wow. Tony Grant. So yeah, bring a cougar on the show and it brings back memories in my head.

So okay, so you're a dom? I was a light dom. You're a switch. Like I put a switch, really.

A switch. Yeah, I started out as a sub but your body starts hurting, you know. You get beaten, you get your ass beaten a lot. Right, right.

You got a switch. Not just like a little bitch slap. No, yeah. A lot of beating.

Paddling. I did spanking modeling for like 12 years. Like paddling, caning. I was usually the mom spanking the girls and I still do that sometimes.

But you take a lot of beatings too. You do? And let me just say thank goddess for the places that provide consensual beatings. Absolutely.

Because this should not be done non-consensually and unfortunately it is all the time in all, and that's a whole other story. Usually a domestic situation. Well the thing is, yeah, they've got fetish houses where you've got excellent actresses

who get into it on some level when it is consensual and compensated and they can play out a fantasy for you. That's what I hate the most. And I feel that with all this talk about sexual harassment and it's important that

we get it out. And by the way, it is part of the bonobo way because the ladies, the females, get together and they do not tolerate male misbehavior. But here's the thing about bonobos.

They won't let the guys harass them, but they will get the guys laid. Somehow or another. They take care of their boys. That's the thing.

That's what is not being sort of discussed by all the hoi paloi that is talking about the harassment. It's like what do you do with these guys and their sexual energy and their naughtiness and their desire?

What do you do? You just bottle it up until it explodes like Kim Jong-un? I mean, what do you do? No one's talking about that except us, of course.

Send them to my show. Give us a call. Yeah, right. Okay, or you?

That's the coolest book. I haven't read anything in a while. I was going to say, do I get one? You've got to have a little book spanking.

If you get spanked, then you get to keep on. Yeah, you could get a book spanking. I'm excited about both. The whole thing.

It's an exciting experience. So you know about bonobos? I'm finding out. Yeah.

Bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzee that swings through the trees as well as with each other. And they are highly female empowered. They're the only great apes that are kind of matriarchal.

And the boys have fun. It's the women are, the females are empowered and make a lot of the decisions and don't allow much rape, hardly at all. No murder, no war.

And the guys are happy. They stay younger, longer than common chimps who grow into grumpy old apes very quickly because they're all stressed out.

The bonobo chimps are pretty happy, pretty happy guys. They seem to sip from a bonobo fountain of youth which is provided for them by their females who are treated like queens.

So it works that way. And this is the bonobo way. And this is what you need if you're going to stop the sexual harassment, which we've got to do, which we

should do. And you've got to have something for the boys besides just, you know, going to church, okay? I'm always, no matter what religion you are, whatever

church you go to, just understand that that's not what they want. That's not going to solve it. That's not going to solve it.

Even if they want it, it's not going to solve it. You know, I mean, there are some guys that just, you know, all they want to do is be with their honey. But so many guys, probably most, have multiple

desires. And so, you know, if you're just going to say, you can't do that. You can't do that.

You can't do that. Well, you're leaving them, not exactly no choice, but the choices are really sad for these guys. Violence.

Yeah, violence is one of the choices. Yeah. I mean, that's really scary. You know, then you start killing your victims

because you're afraid they're going to tell on you. Right, leaving tracks. Right. We've got to provide for our guys.

We do. And we got to, you know, teach them what consent means, you know, and how to treat women, ladies, bonobo gals.

It's all, we're all in this together, folks. This is not like the women against the men. Right? Unless, you know, you're in a Wonder Woman comic book.

A woman. And even that. A woman. Right.

A woman. So, you are just a fantasy come true for all these young guys who want a cougar. It seems a lot of guys are like,

I've always thought about this and that. And then I feel, oh my gosh, you know, that's pressure for me to be like some amazing lay. But then I think just the fact that they got

to come to my house and we're just going to have sex after a five minute interview. I'm still kind of a fantasy, you know, just to like be accessible.

For sure. It's hard to get laid. It's hard for guys to get laid, you know? Some of these guys like live with their parents.

One guy came to my house on a scooter, like a little push scooter. I had to tell Dr. Sussie about that. I was like the razor scooter.

Yeah. A razor scooter. You came over. You came over on a razor scooter.

That's what it's called. Okay, razor scooter is so funny. Well, you know, it's a funny thing about our society, the period of time

when a guy's sex drive is highest is the time he generally doesn't get much sex when he's a teenager and very young. And so you are there.

Yeah, I'm getting to experience all these people. Good thing you're not a high school teacher. You'd be in jail by now. I was supposed to be a middle school teacher

and then I moved to LA. Yeah, I ditched the job and moved to LA. What do you both, like both, I have to say, strong, amazing woman, whether you're physical,

whether you're, you know, you're on the phone and you're a vocal person telling exactly what needs to be done. You know, it takes some education,

some area, so I admire and I respect so much. Well, I'm glad I'm doing this because I spent a long time trying to date younger guys and getting hurt

and trying to push them into things they weren't ready for. And this is a way we can experience each other and everyone gets what they want. Captain Max.

These are women that we didn't have back in the 40s and the 50s. Well, actually, you did. I did.

You did. When you were a teenager, I won't even say how old, but he learned about women on the beach of Italy and with older women, with all these actresses.

And dancers and comedians. Comedians, I love it. Yes. Yes, comedy.

Because it was Europe? Was Europe cooler? Europe was cooler. It was after the war.

Right after the war. Everybody was horny, you know, and they still had variety, theater. And I wanted to get into theater

because I couldn't get into anything else. So I went to work at a restaurant near a theater where I didn't need a green card or any of that stuff.

And then I started meeting these chorus girls and so forth. And then I got hired to play Elvis Presley on a variety show.

So we traveled around the country and I got harassed. So you were like what, 16, 17, you're saying? I was 16 and 15.

And the girls were 18 and 14. We're not approving of this on this program, by the way. Well, this isn't a foreign country. So it's all right.

That doesn't count. This is an international show. It doesn't count. It's an international show.

We're not approving, but it happened to you and you benefited. It happened to me. You make the best of it, you know, sometimes.

Listen, the main cougar at the beach club, she had her little cabin there and she had like 50 guys around here. All young guys.

The main cougar. And I was invited there. I was picked by one of the guys. Come with me, a medicano.

Wow. She'll love you. Right, right. But you didn't have the term cougar then, did you?

No, no. But the first time I went on a date with her, she put her hand on my penis and I got scared. It can be scary, right?

Like some guys think they want it. Is that your first move? No, usually I'm more like, so we're going to have sex. Like I like to see the reaction if I say like really,

you know, basic, like sexual things or whatever. It's sometimes just kind of comedic. But I'm not that physical. I'm awkward physically.

So I still like the man to be in control no matter how young he is. But younger men do bring out like the switch side. They bring out the aggression.

Sure. Definitely. It can be really hot. But a lot of these younger guys,

like the first time we have sex, they are getting into role play. They're calling me like mommy or something. I mean there's a lot of...

How do you feel about that? I resisted it at first. I resisted it. I didn't think it would be hot,

but then I just kind of took it on a real casual basis and it was hot. It became hot. My husband who is a certain amount older than me

calls me mommy. That's hot too. Right? It is hot.

They can say that. Not all the time, but sometimes. You're in there. And not in front of anybody.

Although I just told everybody. That's hot. Having an understanding. Like having an understanding of what's going on is hot.

Yeah. Listen, mommy is the original love object and subject. You've got too much mommying or not enough.

Either way, it's an issue. I love it. And so that's where it goes. I know a lot of guys...

So you're not that into it. What is your specialty? What do you think you're the best at sexually? Strangers.

Just having stranger sex. Fine. Communicating with strangers. That's a buzz for me.

Comedy. Shock value kind of stuff. Sexually what am I good at? Is probably...

I like role play. I like being verbal. Yeah. Like I am a little shy.

What about physically? Oh, I'm so awkward. Physically. I mean, are you good at blowjobs?

Are you good at... I have a small mouth. And jobs. Stamina.

Stamina. Getting plowed. Fucking for a while. In a missionary position.

Oh, yeah. That's the best. How did you know? Kind of a traditionalist.

Yeah, I feel... I'm too uncoordinated for a reverse cowgirl. But doggy style, missionary. Whatever you want to do, doing it forever.

Well, cowgirl. Regular cowgirl. That's fine. That's okay.

You've got a great body. I could see you just... Riding. Riding some young cub.

Yeah, there's some of that. There's cub riding. Some of that. But mostly it's...

Cub rodeo. You're just thrown down on the bed and plowed in the missionary position. I think with the young dudes,

I'm kind of a... I say, oh, let's talk about... What's the oldest girl you've ever had sex with? And where did you meet her?

And, you know, what fantasies. And we do, like, this pre-interview. And then I'll also ask them about, like, politics and stuff, or what's your future?

And what do you want for your future? It's, like, a friendly interview. And then I say, okay, well, thanks for coming to my house when I could.

You want to fuck? And they're like, yeah, sure. You know? So I have to be a little aggressive at first.

But then sometimes they take the lead. So another thing I got a kick out of you saying was, you know, I've got this great body, meaning you. So I should put trashy clothes on it.

Or something. You probably said it in a much cleverer way. No, it's just stupid. I like to write...

I love Twitter because you can put a joke up as a comedian and then you can have a record of that joke. Right. You can try it out.

So how do you say that one? I think it was something like, what's the point of having a great body if you can't put cheap clothes on it?

What's the point of having a great body if you can't put cheap clothes on it? That's one of the whole reasons to work out. So you can go to stores like...

Well, I mean, what's the one? Like it's the little Asian store. Like what seal or like... Even trashier.

Fashion Q. Fashion Q. Oh, fashion Q. Yes, I wasn't thinking of an expansion.

Oh, I was. I was thinking of thrift stores. Trashy. No, see you were thinking of thrift store.

No, I'm thinking of like... I'm thinking of the way I dress. Yeah, nice. Like I'm thinking of like cheap...

Like you get it in China made lingerie. Yeah. Right. Off of...

I'm not saying you need to China. I love your stuff. I buy it all the time. Yeah.

You know what I'm talking about? I'm talking about slutty looking and affordable. Okay. Cheap.

All the way around. Sounds like a good new TV show for you. Slutty looking and affordable. And affordable.

That could either be about your clothes or about you. Yeah. Either way.

I am very affordable. I always was. So how are you pervert? Oh, well, I guess screwing so much younger guys

kind of does make you a pervert. You know, a little bit. I mean, because they're young. I mean, they're like 19 years old.

Like their parents are 10 years younger than me. Yeah. One guy came over and he's like, I lived with my parents.

I had to lie to them to come over here and say it was like a school. I know I'm always covered in hairs. I've got cats and dogs.

Yeah, you should take your clothes off. Oh. Very good. Maybe I should go change into something sexy.

I don't know. Dr. Suzie has a motive. And we do have a break coming up. So you could change into something a little more sexy.

Maybe after I peel something hotter. Cheap in the trashy way. Right. We love cheap and trashy from China here.

I don't know if that matters, but. Yeah. Cheap, trashy, Chinese. I've got that.

I think that body. Cheap, trashy, Chinese. Pick up sticks. Wardrobe.

Hello. Are you bisexual? No. Not really.

You know, some cougars are bisexual. No. But the meaning of cougar is on the hunt for a man. Yeah.

A hunt for a young man. Yeah, it is. That's what it's about. I've never seen it expanded to younger men.

So do we have any volunteers to do Beneboville Communion with our. Oh, yeah. A younger, sexy man.

And don't make me come find you because I will. They're all playing hard to get right now. Yeah, that's how I'm looking. They're all playing hard to get right now.

Is that an ecore? An ecore I know is somebody that can take off his sexy ass Beneboville shirt and take a sexy ass communion. That's a great shirt.

What if you have two girls at once? What if you have a cougar in a cub? A cougar in a cub. Communion at once.

All right. Let's do this. We got a cougar in the bag. Yeah, right now.

This isn't how we do it. We got a wolf. Right now wolf. In this studio.

That's a great shirt. We are animal here. I love it. I love animals to represent our feelings.

I love animals. When we are totally into just our humanness, we separate ourselves from the earth and from who we are. Hello.

So if your totem animal is a wolf. Hey, I think you should get on this side of me so that I can separate you to begin with. And then you can feel the heat.

Look at our shirt. That looks great. It looks like we planned it. Pervert Bonoboville, who's getting a photo?

E-Court, the wolf meets Sally the cougar. So you were at a smoked-over fest today. Yes, I was. How did that go?

It was pretty nice. It was pretty nice. Yeah? Some of the Bonoboville family came.

Two different sessions. The first session was the gypsy and Mar and Abe. And then Del Ray came. We had a good showing from Bonoboville.

Oh yeah, no doubt. And I sent a shout out to you guys as well on the stage. And we had some Grammy award winners performing on our show.

Some platinum artists. You're going to give them a shout out? Yeah, shout out to Timothy Bloom and X-Man Victor Taylor,

performed who's a multi-platinum producer. And Big Red from the world, a guy named Hawthorne James. He's a very well-known actor,

a very famous actor. He came and showed up. All right. It was a blessing.

So he's all my friends. And I brought a lot of friends out there right now. We love make-dropping. A lot of friends out there.

I have a lot of friends out there right now too. I have a lot of friends out there. Hi friends, hi friends. We got some sexy ladies over there too.

Friends and lovers, yeah. We got sexy ladies out there. Pervert. They got on the cannabis dormants and everything.

Welcome to Bonoboville. It's smoked-over. We got Bridget out there. You have a cool friend.

I just came here alone. Some cougar. Now it's that smoky time of year. My crew is out there.

Scary. The artists that are out there, they're first time at Bonoboville. Okay.

Well, we're giving them experience. How much time do we have left here? 15. Well, we do have time for a Bonoboville communion.

Sounds good. Do you know what that is? No. Have you ever taken communion?

Did you grow up with a religion of some sort? My parents are cool. They are intensely liberal. They canvassed for Hillary and Barack.

Good. And they're atheists. They're atheists. Okay.

So you didn't go to any church? Just a kiss-ass to grandparents. Oh, look who's here. Hey.

Hello. Oh, she's cute. Look at those pants. Wow.

These are the smoked-over pants. Yeah. Yes. Look at those.

Nice. Well, hello, hello. Welcome to Bonoboville. I'm Dr. Suzy and you're the smoked-over princess.

I wasn't the only one with pants like this. There were three of us with similar, you know, friends. Yes, we have some here. Oh, God.

Well, nice. She is right there. Oh, cute. I can't see you over there.

Come on up here. Maybe now we do need another chair unless you want to... Oh, Bridget. I know Bridget.

Hey, Bridget. Oh, yes. Oh, hey. Yes.

Come on over here. Yes. Spanking. Spank, spank, spank.

Oh, yes. How are you doing? No. No, except I can't see anything.

But maybe I have to put you over my neck and spank you for not having been here earlier. Right? You're a little late. Oh, we get right to it.

So we give you a spanking with the Bonobo way, this naughty girl, but she's so spankable. Mm-hmm. This is Bridget. Can we say your last name or should we not?

Bridget. No, you can't say that. You're Bridget. Bridget Bardot.

Oh, that's one of Max's favorites. Yeah. Bridget Bardot is getting a nice book. Spanking.

Mm, whatever I spank. Wow. I kiss. Oh, yeah, I do.

Naughty girl being late to the show. That's right. She's getting her boobs done. Okay.

Oh, yeah. Wham. And bam. And bam, bam, bam.

You are red, girl. Dr. Susan's a good spanker. Mm-hmm. Some excellent books spanker.

And I got no room for, you know, to get your wind up. There we go. Nice and red. Now show that red off to the studio audience.

Dr. Black. That's my Dr. Black. We're going to have to do the other cheek very soon. Oh, right now she's such a greedy little bitch.

You guys have had some wonderful smokes for Smoketober, I guess. Yeah. Where's some microphones? Any other, is there another mic?

We have one more somewhere. I have to run to the bathroom. Oh, you've got to run to the bathroom. Oh, wow.

Okay, Smoketober girls. So Bridget and... Theresa. Theresa.

So what do you do as the Smoketober girls? Well, she's an artist. She's saying today. Yeah.

And I just look good and get spanked. You do look good and get spanked. You do. That's a very good thing.

Right. And you sing. But I can maybe get spanked again. Are you going to sing tonight a little later?

There's a microphone down there. You want to sing? There you go. Maybe.

Maybe. That sounds potential. That sounds potential. It does.

Yeah. We might have a little music. We're going to have a break in a little while. Yeah.

But we're going to have a little Bonoboville communion, I guess. Would you like to do that? Yeah? Sure.

Yeah? Yeah? Anybody you want? Okay.

Your choice. You want to take it off of me? Okay. I'll be your altar girl.

Ow! Yeah. I'm going for the goods. If I'm going to do it, I'll do it right.

I go big or idle. Okay. Well, I don't know if I'm big, but I'm, you know... She's big and fucking.

I'm the doc. I'm the doc. I'm the big doc. I'm going to go for that.

She went for the doc. Okay. Okay. So I need my salt.

I need my alcohol. And that would be agua. Cocholi flicker. Oh, that looks like it's...

Was that... Is that new? Are these new? These are new.

Okay. So, okay. So first... Well, now what part of me do you want to take it off of?

My boobs, my ass, my nose, my toes? Talk unto the mic. What fancies you? You know, I'm okay with any of it.

I think there's some pretty fabulous cleavage there. Maybe I should take it off of that. Okay. Just off of the cleavage.

Okay. Is that good? Yeah, that's good. Okay, so...

That's cool. Nick? I mean, we could give you a nipple. Yeah?

You want a nipple? Okay. Here we go. Oh, nice.

Yes. And now I put the salt on. See, this is the body. And now...

No nipples on Facebook. Barely see anything. Okay. And now you lean back between my legs.

Lean back. The other way. The other way. That's right.

This way. And you put... Okay. Yeah?

And open your mouth. And you got laid. Whoa. We need...

Let's get those. What do you want? Uh-huh. I don't know.

I was going to say I got laid. It's about time. Yes. And...

There we go. Somehow you got laid. Yes, you did. And it matches your pants.

Okay. Yay. Let's hear it for Brigitte Bardot. Oh.

Oh. You're delicious. You are delicious. All right.

So who else wants to do bonobo-vo communion? Don't all jump at once. I'm pretty sure Sally wants to jump at me. How about Sally?

Right there. And she's... Cougar, come on up here. So Cougar would...

Now, she's not at all bisexual e-course. So even though we have all these fabulous girls here, there is only one male in the womb-room bed right at the moment.

Stepped off to join us. Thank you. Is she going to take communion? She's going to take communion.

Over you. No. Oh, okay. No, she's, you know...

Oh, I got you. Just a Cougar. She's after the hot young men. I just saw the back of your outfit,

so I thought I was just going to say you might have wanted done it off the back. Well, we can do that later. I'm right.

Okay, we can. So where can we do it off of e-court? What will you permit? I'll just take off my shirt.

How about you take off your shirt? Yeah, okay. That works. Gypsy will assist with this monumental task.

Within assist by Gypsy. It's like you're getting your package unwrapped. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow.

No, I'm definitely not taking off my shirt. Look at him. He looks great. Well, you know, we aim to...

Surprise, surprise. Okay. So now you take a lick to you. This is the altar.

E-court is your altar. I know you didn't grow up in church or temple, but he is your altar and you lick any part of him that you are permitted to lick.

And then we put the salt on and then you lick it again. And then we give you the blood, which is the alcohol, which is agua. Okay, so actually you shouldn't have a glass of wine in your hand.

I haven't earned it yet. This is exactly... Are you okay with pretty much everything? Or any limits or boundaries?

I mean, abs are amazing and you have them, so... I want to feel... I've never been able... I have like some a little bit, but I can't touch with my tongue.

So I want to touch... Not all the cubs I get with are in good shape like this. So it's been a while since I put my tongue on any abs. She knows how to flatter our boys, yeah.

I know. She knows what to say. She knows what to say. She knows what to say.

I bet you say it to all the boys. Oh, yeah. And I like how she gets right between the legs to do this. She doesn't just lean over.

No, she gets right into it. Okay, so now I will sprinkle the salt. Whoops, I got a little on here. Now you got to do some licking now.

Yeah, I love salt. Good. She's doing a good job, Beacore. She's cleaning it all up, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, so now you lean back against him. You just sit down right there. That's right.

And now you just let your head go back and let the microphone drop and open your mouth. And yes, you've been waterboarded. The Bonobo way.

Good show. And you got laid on the Dr. Season Block show. And now I just stay here for a while, right? Yeah.

Just soak that in. Actually, you just stay right there. You don't have to get up because, you know, we don't want the blood to rush to your head.

Yeah. Maybe his, but not yours. Okay, so, you know, we've got a few more minutes just. So I don't know if anybody else wants the Bonoboville communion.

You know what, I am uptight. You're uptight. Yeah, I am. It's okay.

So I don't feel like I'm ready to expose my sexuality at this point. You're already doing it. I guess I am. You are exposing your sexuality.

Okay. So that's okay. We love it. But you know, that could mean that you just don't want to do

Bonoboville communion. No, but it looks like fun. And keep in mind, you can do it off. But I'm not ready yet.

You can just do it on a hand. I'm not ready yet. You could lick a hand. No, I don't feel comfortable yet.

Or someone could lick your hand. I've only just recently realized, I don't really like people touching me. Oh.

So, yeah. Well, Bonoboville communion is about touching. I know. So you would just have to be a visual eye candy thing.

I'm getting there. You're just an eye candy thing. All right. Well, you know what?

Everybody has something. You know, I couldn't see it tonight. And you can't. You're a singer.

Yes. You're more like, yes. Yes. You tactile.

I like to be touched. I can deal with that. Okay. Talk as you like.

Sorry. You'd rather touch the other. Be my language, Dr. Black. Everybody has their different strengths.

Maybe she can sing for us. And we'd love to have you sing for us. You know, maybe when we come back from the break, that would be awesome.

Very nice. Very nice. Okay. All right.

So, you know, we're going to be coming back very soon. Oh, no. Maybe we'll have a little more Bonoboville communion. We will definitely have some music.

And definitely more cougarine. Right? More cougarine. Yeah.

Yes. From Sally. Sally from the valley. Mullins.

Sally from the valley. And by the way, I want to give a shout out to Jack Jiminy, AKA Nolan Silverstein,

who introduced us to Sally Mullins. Drone box. All the way. Drone box.

So thank you so much for putting us all together. And we are building the momentum here in Bonoboville for kink month three cougars and cubs

and smoketober fest gals. Yeah. Yeah. Witches and bitches and kinksters and wankers

and don't touch me eye candy. And oh, so much fun. I mean, everybody's got something that you want. And we got it all right here in Bonoboville.

So don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back. Max is going to take a shower.

Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war.

Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us.

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Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. We are going to have a Sybian ride.

Sybian ride. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay.

Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine. Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably.

Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?

Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Go for the G-spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. G-spot go.

Right in the Sybian. Wow. Holy shit. Yeah.

That does the job. Yeah, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good.

Live on DrSuzi.tv from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath.

Relax. Oh, fuck. Breathe forward. Breathe forward.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrating masturbation march. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Oh, yeah, yeah. Pracesse. Oh yeah, yeah. Pracesse.

Pracesse. Pracesse. Yeah. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Brach. Your wonderful human being. Your wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Brach. Thank you.

I think we have orgasm, Houston. We have left off. We have left off. Dang it.

Stop. Eva Ejecture. We, we, we, we. Thank you.

Bye, Sister Penny. Testify. That you masturbate. And you are not ashamed.

How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly. I'm just going to take this home.

I'm going to take it. I think it's bigger than your little body. That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now?

Like, I'm ready. I'm one. I still think I could just leave the husband. We're the husband family.

You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh my God. Whoa.

Oh. Don't let her fall over. Whoa. Whoa.

Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl.

We're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block. Oh yeah.

We are back in the Nopeville. It's kink month three. On Dr. Suzy TV. And we got Trump, the devil.

He's showing his horns. He's a horny devil too. And he's a pussy grabber. And he's disgusting.

Disgusting. And we have him under gag order with a little tiny penis pacifier. And I always encourage my guests to do a little Trump apocalypse therapy in which case what we do here is we take the

Trump. Sometimes he is a real guy like last week, huh? But this week it's just a big dick pillow with a tiny little penis.

And you can flick the penis. Okay. So we have Sally Mullins. She is here.

She is cougar of the year. She's a hello cougar. Get your microphone, though, or somebody should hold it for you. And we should also introduce, of course, e-cores over here.

Holding up the head of this KKK sympathizer. And we also have Brigitte. I have a defect. Oh, it's working.

Right. And I spank him with the book. But, you know, I like the flicking. And then, of course, we have this animal of yours.

Right? Yes. This is my man pet. Your man pet.

That's your man pet. Yeah, he's a good boy. And tell me a little bit more. What sort of animal is he?

Is that a dog? He really is a dog, but he didn't bring his ears. So he's a little embarrassed. So I'm not giving him a hard time.

So he can't hear what we say. Dog without ears. You're right. He can't hear.

So what the hell? You can say anything. He helps me a lot on the show Hello Cougar. He helps me edit.

He is the director of photography. He does a lot of really great stuff for the show. And then he helps me in my real life, too. Sometimes we film some fetish videos.

We filmed a pussy-shaving fetish video. It sounds like your show is realer than your real life. It really is. That's kind of weird, isn't it?

I know. I kind of feel like my show is a heightened reality of my life. That's what it is. It's my life.

I'm playing myself. You also play yourself. It's not like you're playing a character in somebody else's play or movie. You are playing a heightened version of yourself.

And in Italian comedia dell'arte, you know, what you're doing is a lazzi. That's... That's... Yeah.

It's who you want. It's who you want. So the third lazzi is spanking. Truck.

And flicking his cock-and-ball match or CBT. Yeah, CBT. Lazzi. Lazzi.

That's Italian. Spanking. No. That's a different word.

I don't know. What is spanking in Italian? I know. Somebody knows.

It's spanking. Spanking. Spanking. Spanking.

In England, they say smacking. You're going to get a smack bottom. Smacked. Smacked bottom.

Yeah. They don't call it spanking. They don't call it. You're going to get a smack bottom.

You're going to get your ass whooped. By the way, I just want to say Trump did get his ass whooped by the whole, you know, take a knee. He really did.

This week. This week. Yeah, there's always next week. He really looks like an ass.

He looks like an ass. Even the owners of these football teams who supported him and gave him money. They're saying, you know, no, we're not going to make them stand for the good. The song, the war song, the Star Spangled Banner, all about war.

And it's a slave song too. Right. It's both. It's terrible.

It's a terrible song. They should do another song. And you also can't sing it without cracking your voice. Nobody sings it very well.

Poor Roseanne, you know. It's very hard. It's very hard to sing that song. People have forgotten the lyrics to it during singing.

It's time to change the song. Time to change the song instead of making these people stand for that stupid song. I mean, all right, you know, I'll stand for it sometimes. I'll not stand for it sometimes, you know.

Yeah, it depends what kind of mood I'm in. It's a song, right? And this whole, I mean, I think he's trying to play into, well, aside from racism, nationalism. Yep.

Anyway, you lost that round. Yeah, he lost it. Trump. Well, he never admits when he lost.

Anyway, this is what we call Trump apocalypse therapy. CBT. Right. We talk better and maybe we send some voodoo out into the world.

Yeah, a little voodoo. Little voodoo. I like that. Brigitte believes in the voodoo.

I do. Okay, me too. A little resistance. Keep putting out the resistance.

Yeah, you just like kind of toss it out there. And now I feel like I gotta have a pence doll because he's pretty, you know, because get rid of this one and then you get pence and there's this whole nightmare scenario. I think there's an evil, conneval doll in 1979 that looks nice. And it's not even entertaining.

Like Trump at least. Bringing evil, conneval back. I miss him. Evil, conneval.

Bring him back. Where did he go? Step on his balls. Last I saw his son was taken over.

I saw his son, yeah. I saw that. In the name of the father. Yeah, step on this one.

Who doesn't want to shoot out of a rocket with a helmet? I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. A gourd.

There's like a bird flying too. Oh my god. That's beautiful. Geese.

Very pretty. You know, that's one thing that has become a kink month tradition. You rubbed that pretty well just now. You need to put a scarf on that.

Handling the gourd. Handling the gourd. Would you like to handle the gourd? I know you're her agent.

Okay, maybe show the other side. This side's a little funky actually. You're just gonna hold that. Thank you.

I got two things. I can do that. I got talents. I don't want the gimp getting killed.

This is a very green show. I'm not supposed to do that. Smoketober. Greenery.

So this is a gourd. Yeah. And look at the way she strokes that gourd. Wow.

I got it. In fact, he has a name. I can handle that. I know what to do with that.

You handled gourd before. Gordy the gourd. All right. He's cute.

He is cute. He's ejaculated. Yeah. He likes that.

It's frozen in midair. And actually, we've had various sort of things done with the gourd here on the show. Some pretty fabulous stuff going down, right?

Well, yeah. It's all vegan. It's vegan. It's all vegan.

This there is Rihanna and Erin playing with the gourd. Doing a little, there she is actually fucking the gourd. There I am fucking her with the gourd. And actually it was amazingly comfortable.

She started coming all over that thing. Yeah. And then she came all over the gourd. Not this gourd, by the way.

That's all right. I just want to establish that gourd. I do know my aseptic techniques. We gave her that gourd.

Yeah, that thing was big. That's her gourd. So this technically is gourd-y too. Is it?

Well, it's another gourd. Is it all knotting? I love your nails. I know.

Look at these nails. I don't like cowboys. I got really good with the gourd. Yeah.

Those nails are great on the gourd. Somebody knows how to support. All right. But here's the thing is we're running out of time.

And you still have that t-shirt on. Oh, man. All right. I promised you a sports bra.

Yeah. Can you move that over there? I think we should do that for her. We should do that for her.

Okay. Can we play a little music? Can you want to stand up? Music, please.

How about the kingster? We're going to do that. Should I see it online? I'm very uncoordinated.

All right. We're going to take it off. I was going to do that. I'm going to do that.

Do you want him to take it off? Oh, yeah. Here. Okay.

E-Core is going to take it off. The kingster by AI. Carmina Formosa. You got to talk into microphones, ladies.

All right. Good job. Good job. Nice.

Obviously. Real 49-year-old boobs. Give it up for Cougar Tets. Oh, my God.

46 here. Amazing. This is Cougars helping Cougars. This is the ladies having all the fun.

Who's next? Oh, wow. Well, she got hers taken off. We saw your butt.

Oh, yeah. Things are getting heated up. I'm so white. Oh, yeah.

Here. I'll take the layoff. Donald Trump likes that. He might harass you.

Oh, I'm not his type. I'm too old. Oh, that's true. I look like I peed on him in the 80s, though.

Probably. Yes. We have the gold shower video, actually. We have Russian hookers pissing on Trump.

Thank you. And last week, Putin had his way with Trump with a Gord. Oh, maybe I could put that Gord in between my boobs. Now you're talking.

Look at Gordy. Gordy is happy. He is right between... Yeah, I think he should be that way.

Yeah. Yeah, just hold him there. He really sets you off very nicely. Let's just have a look at that.

Yeah. Very nice. Very, very beautiful. See, this is eco-sexuality.

Really. With, you know, Gordy the Gord. Your lover. Yeah.

Well, you're a big mac. He's cute. No, this Gord is... I mean, he's a swan.

You know, he's a beautiful swan. He is like a swan. A green swan. I'm down.

He's a swan of 2017. Swans are green. Yes. Lots of things are changing.

Climate change and everything. I love millennials. Yeah. You know.

We know that. Yes. How did we get there? Well, we're talking about you being a cougar.

Is Bridget a cougar too? Bridget, are you a cougar? I don't know. Do I have to claim that?

No pressure. No pressure. But women don't want to claim it, so I don't try to pressure them too, but there are indications. No, you wouldn't know the truth.

It's not cougars. It's the truth. It's not cougars. No.

We're not after them. They're after us. Thank you. Thank you.

Yes. I'm like hold on cowboy. I didn't go search for that. I'm like, this is what comes for me.

Hold on cowboy. Yeah. I think that is the definition of a cougar though. No, it is not.

Well, I looked it up on the urban dictionary. Feed me in. And they said any older woman having sex with a younger man, even if he's the one that was the aggressor.

After all, a lot of cougars do like to make the men come to them. I mean, that's just a quality. Women, hold on. A lot of women come to them.

Women come to them. Well, make anybody. You know, whatever. Trans women, men, you know, dogs.

Well, no. No dogs. Only human dogs, okay? No.

Okay, we, you know, women like to be magnetic. So that doesn't disqualify you from being a cougar. Just because you're more magnetic than you are aggressive. Just because you don't have to work for it, you're saying.

Exactly. Right. Because you do work for it because you work out. You're in shape.

You put on makeup. You look good. Your hair looks good. And that's what draws the cub in.

So you are doing something. So, you know, even when you're magnetic, it's not like it. Yes. Right?

Or you just post those. I mean, especially when you're a little older, you've got to do a little more. Yeah, you've got to do a little more working out.

Right. It doesn't just come, you know, without effort. You've got to work at it. If you don't work at it, you fall apart.

You know, sex is a workout. Sex is also a workout. That's what E.Core said, and his mic doesn't work. We need a mic.

Yeah, sex is a workout. And... Is the mic turned on? Yeah.

It gets your heart rate up at the very least. I would be turned on if I were that close to E.Core's mouth. Yeah. Do you want to get closer?

Do you want to switch places with him? I enjoyed my time with him. I mean, I don't know if he wants my boobs in his face like that. I mean, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

He's okay with it. He's a man. He's okay with it. All right, cool.

I'll hold Gordy. I don't want to upset my ass. Okay, okay. And Trump here.

I'm sorry, Trumpy. Oh, don't be sorry to him. Here, wouldn't you mind just holding that? Sorry.

Just put his head down in your crotch there. That's what he needs. No, Cooper. What am I sitting on?

Oh, I'm sitting on a microphone. I thought it was a dildo. Right. Okay.

So who needs a mic? Does someone need a better mic? We have an abundance of mics. They don't all work.

Check, check. Right? We have to always find the ones that work. That's the challenge.

Now the other one works. They're all working. The Dr. Susan Block show. Yeah, yeah.

We don't. Is that my shooting that you're holding? Yeah. I think everyone's good, right?

Yeah. We're all good. Yeah. Okay.

Everyone's getting organized. And whoops. It's smoketober, brothers and sisters. Just in case you're wondering.

And we... I just got laid. I like that. Yep.

You got laid. I got laid. And well, you got laid, but I like your boobs just the way they are. I did get laid today.

You did? Yeah. Like on a set. Okay.

On a set. Mm-hmm. So you do have sex on the set. I do adult video.

Okay. Just not on your show. I got you. I mean, I would do it on my show, but we're taking things gradually on the show.

You know, it's already really incredibly trashy. Okay. It's so trashy already. Have you showed your gorgeous boobs on the show?

Oh, for sure. There's always flashing, and we've ripped tape off my boobs, and we pulled the crotch aside. Yeah, there's... We actually showed a little bit of porn and penetration when I did my first hardcore video.

We showed that in a drone box. Everyone was like, holy shit, there's porn on drone. You know, it was like a big... It was a big deal.

Right. You were next to a star of winnetka. Yeah. So do you like to dance?

Are you a dancer? No. No. No.

No, I have no coordination at all. Really? A sitter. I'm just a sitter.

You're a sitter? Yeah. Adventures in sitting. Because I would think that would be a way to pick up cups.

Oh, you don't even need... You know, you could be like a chain to the floor or something. You'd be like, come down to my basement. I'm tied up.

Let's talk about the 80s. I'll teach you things. Yeah. They would come over.

Yeah. They're so desperate. It's so cool. Now, is Fido here one of your cups?

No. He's actually the DP on my show, but he really got into the whole lifestyle, you know? Nice. The lifestyle of being a dog.

Yeah. Being a pet. Yeah. Being my pet.

And he's a really good photographer, videographer. He's really good with the computer. He's a good pet. That's a good pet, right?

Yeah. He's a rescue. A photographer. He's a rescue.

Yeah. He is. He's really cool. Yeah.

He gets a little jealous of some of the cubs. He is in his late 30s, actually. In dog years, that's really old, you know? Yeah.

Trouble. Yeah. But he's still younger than you. He's quite a lot younger than me, so, you know, I can put up with them.

Right. Right. You don't put up with older men. Well, they're going to, you know, they're going to tell me what to do, and it's not

going to work. I always knew dogs had a good cure. They're going to check your ass. I'm too insecure for older men.

That's probably what it is. It's on me, you know? Oh, yeah. At least you own it.

You own it. I own it. I own it, you know? I don't know if you're too insecure.

I think you just have people have preferences. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've always been in the game of dudes.

Dr. Black. Thank you. We're not at all. And you need whatever is going to make you happy.

Exactly. Give you pleasure. Yeah. Give you pleasure.

I want to say that again. Give you pleasure because I read this piece the other day about how pleasure is not happiness. Mm-hmm.

And it was very complicated. And I think it was talking about fleeting pleasure. That's what it is. Fleeting pleasures are not.

Because it's very temporary. But pleasure can be, and it doesn't have to be, though. You can experience ongoing pleasure at who you are and where you're at and who you love.

Yeah, I believe that. And that's happiness. Take some effort. Then that's happy.

Anyway, it's very philosophical. So I think that you're giving me great pleasure. And so are you. Yeah, so are you.

And even the dog here. And of course, Gypsy always gives me pleasure. And Trump, it gives me pleasure to step on your balls. And I think, well, you were going to...

I was going to have you sing something. Yeah. I don't know if it should be... But you wouldn't dance.

You wouldn't dance. Would you just stand up? Maybe one of the other girls would be way better. Maybe first we had to sign off.

Even the dog would be better. Maybe first we had to find out where to find everybody. And then... Yeah.

Then he can sing. And then... Oh, you want to do that first? Or you want to do the song first?

Then we'll sit down and find out where we're trying. If you want to do that, but after the song, it's kind of... You have to get serious about it.

Yeah, that's okay. I'll do a weird dance. I cannot guarantee it's going to be sexist. Yeah, weird dance is great.

How about with my pet? Like something weird, I don't know. Yeah, she could keep it sexy. She could help a lot.

Okay. Maybe tea can come up in there. Maybe I can get a breast exam from her. I like all these things.

Tea back there? Tea? That's tea. That's Bridget.

That's Bridget. Where's the lady named tea out there? She might be out there. Oh, shit.

Okay, I'm so sorry. Tea, come on up here. Is he out here, Johnny? Okay.

Okay, that's okay. We have three beautiful ladies that can make awkward happen. I'm now going to put him in this place. Without tea.

All right. I'm sorry. Because she's ready to do a weird dance. You're going to do a weird dance with your human dog.

And since last week you sang... I'm listening to some other real dog. We are one. Now you should sing.

She. Bad. She bad. She bad.

I can handle she bad. A cougar. And she bad. Sexy.

She bad. She bad. She bad. She so bad.

You should be smacked. You should be smacked. All right. Here he comes.

Oh. We might have to get to him. The pet. I'm dancing and I'm still seated.

The pet has to move. The dog. The dog. The dog move.

You should be crawling. The wolf is here. The wolf is here. Not the dog.

He's going to find a little seed. The wolf is here. Not the dog. Near your dog or near your car.

The wolf. You just be part of the chorus line here. With eco in the middle. Right?

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a dollar in the holla what up though it's to make my presence known I'm a wolf off from and I'm in your zone I'm blown by the way you move that thing shake that thing make it pain the whole room shake from my ass quake damn baby you got that pop that steal the show get low everybody on the floor dudes be taking

it while she's shaking it back that thing up like she bad look how she shake that thing look how she make it pain look how she drop it look yeah that girl girl come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it pain yeah that girl girl bang everybody stop and look

at her pop that thing bang got a ready dispenser don't we up in Bonobo uh-huh it's only love the back of the with a big lap pants that has with a mask I don't need to know this like shit that deal she is she said to keep no bills and strap on hold on real tight to these thighs around this thrill I'm in it for

the whole night so give it to me have it no static the baddest one minute come right here yes sir she gotta like that she back look how she shake that thing look how she make it pain look how she drop it look yeah that girl girl come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look

how she make it pain yeah that girl go y'all stop cuz you got me turn by the way you pop in the way you pop and got me so don't don't go like this teach that thing look how she make it burn look how she drop it no damn that girl girl you we taking it why she shaking it back that thing she bad look how she

shake that thing look how she make it pain look how she drop it look yeah that girl girl come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that time Look, I see shit. Yeah, that girl's gone.

She bad. Smoketober, is it all October? Or does it end now? Smoketober's every day.

You know what I mean? Every day. It'll be smoke Vember. Yeah.

That's a little harder to say though. Smoke December. Smoketober kind of flows. Smokeuary.

Smoke Sember. Smokeuary. Smokeuary. Smokefruery.

Look at those fabulous green flowers. These nails are just gorgeous. Green crossed out. We've got to get these nails.

Exactly, you need to like see that. OK, so where do we find you people? You smoketober people. Well, you can fit me, which is Facebook, Instagram, Twitter.

Fit. Just fit me at eCore, I-K-K-O-R. LATalkLive.com. Check me out every first Friday of the month for The Wolves

then to bring in artists to perform. We just, we get it in. It's like a mini concert every first Friday of the month. So if you ever know any artists that have the music registered,

copyrighted, then they get spins with us. They earn a royalty. The Wolfsden. The Wolfsden.

Out. To the womb room. The womb room. And now Brigitte, I mean, are you in Cognito?

Or do you have something to promote? Brigitte. Brigitte, OK. Do we want to promote her?

Or is she going to stay mysterious? All right, she's. I'm on the down low. She's on the down low.

She's just Brigitte. Just me, exactly. OK, cool. This is long for the ride.

You can find her if you see her. Where is your microphone, my dear? That's what you find if you see her. Microphone.

Here, here, baby. All right, so, two. Oh, OK. Sally Mullins won on Twitter.

And Sally Mullins, 818, on Instagram. And then we have a new Instagram for Hello Cougar. We'd love some more followers on that, because it's pretty new.

Now, you have a Hello Cougar on Facebook, but nobody looks like anybody who takes care of it. Yeah, we don't want to call anyone out, but it could use a little more love

from a certain loving girl. So, yeah, it will get a little more tended to. But not by me. I've never been on Facebook.

I'm not that much good on Facebook. But I'm on Instagram and Twitter, big time. OK, big time. Yeah, I saw that.

So, follow her. Sally Mullins, 1 or 2? 1, yeah. Absolutely, number 1.

And her dog. Shindig, 30, 30. Shindig, 30, 30. His name is Adam.

Adam. Yeah, really cool guy. The first man is really a dog. There's something to that, right?

Yeah. That makes sense. OK. I mean, if you're not watching, this is not a real dog.

Gypsy Bonobo. Yeah. Yeah. The pop-up doll.

Thing, bang, pop-up doll. I love the pink curls. OK, so we're going to be back next week with Halloween in Bonobovo with Madame Marguerite

and, ooh, somebody else. Raven, Madame Raven. Not Raven Ray. Raven Ray is coming actually on Spank's Giving.

So, but this great mistress that does this thing called wick with a candle. Oh, yeah. And then the week after that is the fourth anniversary

of the Bonobo way. Yeah. And Max's birthday celebration, because I gave it to him. That was his present.

And so we're going to celebrate that on November 4th. So come bearing, you know, alms gifts. And registered in Macy's. Yes.

So that's November 4th. And then we're going to Vegas for Love Vegas. I know. We're going to have fun.

We're going to go give a Bonobo way of peace through pleasure in the land of what they call the biggest gun shooting ever in America, although it wasn't. Because Wounded Knee was worse.

Of course, that was a government sanctioned shooting of Native Americans. OK, right. The thought is there, right.

And that was bad. But this was also bad. OK, it was really bad. And as a matter of fact, we have friends of friends

that lost their lives there. So we feel really kind of moved to go to this city, which, of course, has lower rates now that everybody's afraid to go there.

So it's kind of cool in that way. And also just feels right to take the message of the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure to Vegas, you know, and to the Erotic Heritage Museum

that we visited about five years ago, where I got my second doctorate, which was fun. And it's a great museum. It's like huge.

I don't know, maybe the biggest erotic museum in the world. It's gigantic. It's beautiful. And it's amazing.

And if you're in Vegas, what else do you have to do on a Saturday afternoon at 2 o'clock p.m.? You should come. And then we'll be back for Spank's Giving with Madame

Raven Ray. So get your butts ready. We're going to spank that turkey right out of you. That's right.

Spank's Giving. It's a Bonoboville tradition. And then I don't know what. Oh, we're going to do something with Christine Dupre

and couples. All right, so lots to do. Captain Max, do you have any final opinions? Yeah, resist.

These are fascists. These are Nazis. These want to take away our rights. Remove Trump and Pence.

Both. Just remove them. Trump and Pence. Yeah.

I somehow feel like we could deal with Ryan. He just seems like a total sellout. He's kind of hot. Yeah, he's got that widow's peak and everything.

Rolls up his sleeves. Pence is dangerous. Yeah, we got to get rid of him. So, yeah, that's true, Captain Max.

And we got to take a knee. How do you do this? Right in high heels. Take a knee.

No, no, no, no. Take a knee with him. Go ahead. Because I am so excited.

In a way, Trump has brought this movement to. Forefront. To the forefront. Right.

It's amazing. Negativity can really do positive things. It is amazing. And it's meaningful.

And I don't know if he'll do anything to police brutality. But anything is worth trying. If he doesn't, somebody will. OK.

So that's it for tonight. I love you. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you, I love you. Woo, woo. Yeah.

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