Ménage à Trois–Ooh La La, Uber, Luzer & the Could-Be Dick-tator in the Year of the Cock

Full transcript of Ménage à Trois–Ooh La La, Uber, Luzer & the Could-Be Dick-tator in the Year of the Cock on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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That's right. We may or may not be children of God, and there's all different kinds of gods we could be children of, and then there's also the goddess, Jesus, Allah, Yahya, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamadhamma, Adonai Elohenu, Adonai Echad.

We don't know, really. But one thing we do know, as our scientists are fond of telling us, and this is not an alternative fact. It's true.

We are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A woman?

Amen. Amen. This pussy grabs back. That was quick.

That's right. Yes, brothers and sisters, our pussy grabber-in-chief is busy right now. You know? Happy Year of the Cock, by the way.

It's the Year of the Cock. I mean, Rooster, right? The Cock. Wouldn't it be so bad if you welcomed him to that every morning?

Yeah. Why'd she go black? Obama. Well, I'm talking about his inauguration side, the side of the crowd,

versus Trump's inauguration. Oh, there's Mr. Trump. By the way, don't call him president. Just call him Mr. Trump.

Or just Trump. Yes, Trump. He didn't win the election. How about this?

Trumple. Trumple thin skin. Trumple thin skin. I've got a couple good ones.

He's got a very thin skin. So anyways, yeah. Yeah, it's the Year of the Cock. Happy Chinese New Year.

Yeah. It's the Year of the Rooster, or the Cock, you know, or the Dick Head, you know, or you could say the Dick Tater.

And I ain't talking about sweet potatoes. I am talking about that guy. That's right. The Trumpocalypse is upon us brothers and sisters.

He may not read. He may not write. He doesn't even write his own tweets, actually. I heard that.

He dictates them like a true Dick Tater. Somebody else does the spell checking. And yet, he could sign his name. Right?

And he's been signing it every day. And giving pens. Giving away the pens. Lots of pens.

Sign in those names. I mean, I can't keep track of all the executive orders. This guy has signed, you know, banning women from talking about reproductive rights

around the country. I mean, the world actually. Global gag order. Gagging.

I mean, is this a fetish or what? And I'm sorry, but sometimes he has that blonde Kellyanne Conway standing there. But when he signed the gag order against women,

he had just guys around him. It was just like the perfect... Patriarchy says, we own your...

pussy. Well... The first guy to be turned down by like five, like a half a million, like million women at the same time,

marching against you. Well, and then there's that. He's a little mad. But there's all kinds of signing that's going on.

Yeah. Oh, refugee ban. Right. Although he had a woman judge,

a federal judge stop it. I don't know if it's temporary, but protests everywhere. The airports were just full of protesters.

The taxi drivers weren't driving, because they're all from over there. No, not even the Uber driver. No, no.

I mean, people's families, you know, breaking up families, stopping an Oscar winner from coming in. It's the year of the dictator.

Anyway, so many things. Full speed ahead for the Dakota Access Pipeline and the Keystone XL Pipeline, gutting Obamacare without having a replacement.

This guy that was supposed to be his health chief was going, yeah, we did kind of talk about it, but we don't really have a plan.

I mean, he broke up the whole Congress. He said, oh, that's what he said, he said. That's what she said. She said.

Anyway, so many things, gutting the NEA and, you know, just a lot of stuff. He shut down PBS.

PBS, right? Going to do away with net neutrality. So, you know, it's bad, it's bad. And I get the sense he doesn't really care about any of it.

The only thing he cares about is this. Size. We had a bigger audience than you, you know. I mean, we have alternative facts.

We had, I mean, you look at the pictures which the Park Service showed, the National Park Service, and then he temporarily banned the National Parks Service.

Something like that. He shut them down because they showed that Obama, you know, had a lot more people. There's 2009, it's covered with people.

And there's 2017. It's an empty, you know, it was this big that day. He ordered the Park Service to send them more pictures to see if there were pictures that looked more crowded.

He didn't care, he just told people. And then, yes. Some people said that he did. Well, it's just like he said in that debate.

You know, you want to know my size. I assure you, I got no problem. But he didn't show us. It was the one good thing little Marco did.

He pointed that out. Tiny hands, tiny hands. Donny tiny hands. So, and then of course the women's marches.

All over. The day after his inauguration. You know, these pussies, our clits are, you know, a thousand times bigger than his little audience.

And that's just, it just rankles him. It just bothers him so much. He had to tell the CIA about it. I mean, in the CIA they're like, okay.

I mean, I guess he wants them to beef up his crowds. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, boy. Well, anyway, here we are.

We are the safety pins. We are the resistance. We are having fun. And, you know, standing up for what's right.

And sometimes it really works. I mean, I think all those protests must have affected this judge and Connolly. Thank you, Anne Connolly.

Thank you, Anne Connolly. She said this is unconstitutional. Unconstitutional. All of it, everything is doing.

Everything is doing. And thank you ACLU. For stepping in. Amen.

Everybody seems to be afraid of something. What does he have on everybody, you know? Oh, I know. A future.

I don't know what he has on everybody, but I am going to introduce my bodies who are here in my womb room, baby.

So, I want to welcome, first of all, the cast of Menage à Trois. Yeah.

Yes. And we are very excited to talk about the Menage à Trois

ou la La. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Well, first of all, this is Gypsy, by the way. This is my lovely assistant Gypsy. Hey, Gypsy. Hi.

Sometimes I'm here. Just kidding. We have backup. Back that.

It's the year of the cock. Happy year of the cock. It's crazy. The tweeting rooster.

So, Menage à Trois is here, and it is the brainchild and erotic trilogy

by Tuesday Connor. Yes. And so here she is. And Tuesday has been a visitor,

kind of a cameo, but tonight you're the main guest. It's definitely a pleasure. Yes, ou la La

Menage à Trois. So excited to have you here. Thank you. And, of course, our beloved ecor.

Oooo. The wolf. We met through Menage à Trois, actually,

because, yeah, Orpheus Black was here, like last year, and

and ecor came on, and I drafted him into, of course, taking off his shirt, and doing some dance, or I don't know,

you did a little dance. Yeah, I was doing some of the visual acting that I was doing for Menage à Trois, so I just

demonstrated it for the young lady who was here, the porn star who was here that night. Uh-oh, I know she had fun. Yes, she did.

Did you do what we did behind the, this grim? No. I didn't get too graphic. We did a few positions, you know.

But we haven't let you go since. We make sure you're here just about every Saturday,

unless you're in Detroit. Yeah, and yes, and of course, ecor is our winner of Sexiest

Rapper. Congratulations. Maybe we'll get a little wrap later tonight, but in the meantime,

Tuesday, this is your baby, and these are your, I guess, children. Uh-huh.

And so these are the performers in Menage à Trois. Yeah. We have Egyptian, who I haven't

seen in a while. And quite a while, actually. How are you doing? I am doing great considering the Trump apocalypse is upon us. I know.

But we're strong. We're going to make it. Yes, we're going to persevere. Yes, so Egyptian was at my old speakeasy

back in downtown LA. Yeah, I think I drafted you into doing something or other. Quite a few things

when it ended. Oh, quite a few things. All right, well, hopefully you'll do quite a few things tonight. So, okay. And Butterfly,

yes, Butterfly? Twin Butterfly. Oh, yeah, you got two of them. I see right there. Yeah, okay. Great.

You've been here before. Yes, I've been here before. Right. And I got spanked to get one of your books. That's right.

She didn't get drafted. She volunteered. Yes, I got it. I volunteered.

Has everybody's mic switched on? I just want to check real quick. She got spanked with the Bonobo way.

Yes, and it was awesome. Read it or get read from it. Yes, absolutely.

And now's the time to give the Bonobo way to someone you love even if that someone is you

because it's almost Valentine's Day and this is a great Valentine's Day gift. And actually our friend Vanessa Wood

who I have quoted many times in here and in the Kindle version use a lot of her pictures. She has declared

as part of the Bonobo project with Lola Bonobo Valentine's Day to be Global Bonobo Day.

Yay Boos! So Valentine's Day is Bonobo Day which makes sense because these are the love apes

and so you know, give the Bonobo way to someone you love and a portion of all proceeds

does go to help save the Bonobos. The Bonobos in the cargo. Oh yeah, give her a good spank in there.

Yeah, spank with the Bonobo way. Yeah, absolutely. Pull that skirt up a little bit, you know. We don't want too much protecting that ass, right?

Yeah, here we go. Yes. And Gypsy is giving us spanking.

She usually gets spanked but she's doing very well with her books spanking. Bonobo way. The Bonobo way.

That's right. Bonobo buns. But no bonheye. Great visual.

But no belies. Okay, so while we're spanking we'll introduce the Oracle. Good evening.

Lady and Red and Oracle you must look into your crystal ball or in this case maybe balls.

And tell us what do you see? I see prosperity.

I truly do. I see prosperity. We're going to turn this Trump issue from

lemons into lemon meringue pie. I like lemon meringue pie. Hallelujah. Better than lemonade.

All right. And I also want to introduce our kind of surprise guest sort of surprise a couple days ago

thanks to Jackie Blue. We have here the drag queen Uber driver

Erika Simone. Hey everyone. I'm Erika Simone. I'm the world's only drag queen Uber driver.

Are you the only, you're sure about that? I'm absolutely sure of it. I mean I'm sure there are other drag queens that need to drive Uber

to you know make a few extra bucks but I'm the first person to ever actually go out there and pick people up fully dressed in drag.

Pick me up. That's cool. That's Hollywood. Wait till Trump hears about you.

He's not welcome in my car. Okay. All right. So have you had any interesting rides?

I had two girls go down in the backseat. All right. Grab that pussy. That was pretty awesome.

Enthusiastic consent. And that is a beautiful thing. I guess it was. Very nice.

Okay. So maybe that would be kind of like a menage à trois with them in the backseat and you driving.

Back to the theme of menage à trois. Tell us about the origins of your play.

Menage à trois started I had a poetry lounge Poets Jazz House and at 10 o'clock my assistant Nicky would pull off

his little green book and start reading erotic poetry. So I was the biggest male basher I knew.

He could spank me later. But I wanted a male and I knew that if I wanted a male I had to start bashing them. You were the biggest male basher.

Come on up here, male basher. Let's see what you can do with this male. Yeah. Tuesday.

Wow. So you are the biggest male basher. I was. You were.

Until you met Ecor. Well, no. When I met Ecor he was quite young,

quite young. He's still quite young. Yes, but no. He was quite young.

Wow, you've known Ecor a long time. Long time, long time. His dad and I go way back. He was my first acting teacher.

Really? And he was the best acting teacher you'd ever want to have. Your dad? Really an acting teacher.

Learning thing. Producer, you know director? Say it. Rudy Ray Moore.

Dolmite. He directed and produced all those projects for Rudy Ray Moore. The black sport win.

That's a little bit of a tongue twister. Blacksploitation. That was blacksploitation. Enthusiastic blacksploitation.

Shaft and all of that. We love them. We love them. So, I'm talking about

Shaft. We can dig it. I knew that if I wanted a male I had to stop bashing then.

So what I did was my assistant Nikki too. I had Nikki one and Nikki two. I love Nikki one so much.

So she said write about the man that you want. So I wrote a poem and I'll recite it for you.

Is this the man that you want? Yes! I think that's the man that she's got. So you've got a poem.

I wrote a poem about the man that I wanted. And the poem ended with I'll have to finish the story next week.

And so it became this a trilogy of poetry. And when 50 Shades of Grey came out everyone told me

that it's garbage compared to what you have. And so I started to write a book. A theater asked me if I wanted some space. And I said

let's take my erotic poetry to the theater. It took on a life of its own and what I thought didn't really happen

it just kind of grew and grew and grew. So now we have this sex education. So we have this we teach sex education to adults.

We teach them about vlogging. We teach them about restraints and handcuffs and we teach them about BDSM. We make them not afraid.

We let them know that BDSM is not all about pain. Everything is about your sexual satisfaction and enjoyment for everybody.

And it's about your pain level. So if you want it soft you can have it soft. If you want it hard you can have it hard. But it's all about pleasure and pain.

And when did you get into BDSM? Well it was kind of Orpheus Black's fault. What had happened was

is that we were actors pretending and then Orpheus shows up and we don't act no more.

Oh. Became method acting where you really lived the part. Yes. So we have a lot more fun in life now.

Everyone in my cast do you enjoy life a little bit better since we joined the cast? No doubt.

And you know Let's just say a lot of BDSM is erotic theater. Yes. Your role playing

that one of you is the slave master and the other is the slave. This is role play that helps us to channel

these feelings. It is. And we have a lot of fun and I think it's people get used to having regular

sex and it's just extra fun. So it gives you a freedom outside the bedroom and a strength outside the bedroom

when you can freely explore your sexual desires and all of them without being judged or having fear that

you can't do this. But when you can freely open up sexually you become stronger in your outside life your everyday world.

And where are you performing menagerie? Well we will be at Lea Chade which is a dungeon in North Hollywood

on February 2nd and February 11th which is a Thursday and a Saturday. And you

are more than welcome to give away some tickets to ladies. To ladies? You still want to bust some balls it sounds.

Oh yeah we have men making reservations every day so I would really like to have extra ladies. Please invite some

ladies in to come into our show. All right just say Dr. Blocks and me and we got you. Okay

so menagerie is about a threesome does that mean that you're polyamorous or non-monogamous?

Well well all of that what we did was I took one erotic poet

and I gave them two performance artists to bring their words to life and so this particular couple right here

while I was on stage performing they were behind a scrim and all you saw was their silhouette when I saw it on

my television a couple of days later I was like they are so nasty I love it I didn't know my show was that risky

but we're going a little deeper this time because before we were in the theater this time we're in the dungeon yeah

oh okay yeah it gives us a lot more freedom freaky freaky yeah we have that opportunity

you have a poem that you wanted to recite yes yes it's the first one in the series of I do you you do me

I do you you do me okay let's be you know one for one let's be doing for three

Saturday no no it was Thursday night I was headed to Poets jazz house and I got a fat tire

now I'm standing on the side of the road looking cute waiting for the tow truck driver when this chocolate brown honey rose up on me asked me

if I needed a hand said could he take me somewhere should I leave my car here jump in his classic GT ride all of a sudden

I'm having wild fantasies right before my eyes that's why I'm late tonight see what happened was this chocolate brown honey let's just

call him Mike pick me up when I was in distress and took me for the ride of life he had an appearance to make didn't want to stay within the

owl he promised we'd be on the way we get to this big fine house where some producer lives he had to play the guitar for them women were on

him like white on rice I don't know him well enough to be pissed surrounded by all these women he calls me over sticks his tongue down my throat I taste

bliss in his kiss fantasies fill my head like some long lost lover and rekindle flames I'm having dreams of him and me together forever

and making babies he was he was good for his word after three songs we were out there didn't ask me where I was going

just took me to his beach home see what had happened was he let a fire hold some champagne and fulfilled my every desire he started

massaging my head my eyes my place my neck my breath he stuck his pine his hand into my

and took me there everything in me wanted to say no but the words that came out sounded like mo mo mo

mo he started kissing my neck kissing my shoulders kissing my breast he stuck his tongue into my clit until I had

orgasm walls back at him to stop so he puts his dick in my mouth and I suck and I suck

and I suck until he got off that's when the real fun started he slapped me in my forehead with his dick he rubbed his dick all over

my entire body every single inch front to back and you'll have to hear the rest of the story at my show

whoa well that is some incentive

to come to that show to be continued to be continued is that based on a real

life occurrence well it's come to the see what had happened

what had happened was Nikki told me to write about the man that I want so I wrote this whole series about the man that I wanted

and almost ten years to the day he showed up he stepped right out of my forward tree and

gave me everything I want more real than real man I'm so happy so write about what you want

it's the truth, write about what you want because I got everything I wanted awesome you're talking about my swing

where are you from I was born and raised in Los Angeles and I dashed off to New York for a weekend

I got back home about 16 years later so you have family here and what do they think about

your theater family and your erotic family they love they love oh you're talking about

my Jehovah Witness mother see what had happened was my Jehovah Witness mother she comes to town for all my shows

so I made her host the cocktail party and she swore she didn't want to do it but my Jehovah Witness mother she did it

she was pouring drinks and she was having a ball she supports her daughter are you allowed to drink if you're a Jehovah's Witness

no she doesn't drink but she can pour Jehovah's Witness is pretty serious I wish she eats turkeys

on Thanksgiving but it's not really Thanksgiving right you're not supposed to celebrate holidays yeah but she

wants to call on Mother's Day but we're not talking about my mother we're talking about when I say talk yeah

but no my family does support me I grew up in a theater so they're always very supportive and they also understand

that I fight for sex it's like you can't teach that sex is bad

my six-year-old niece she said sex is nasty I said how did you get here how did your grandma get here

I was like everybody has sex to have somebody to get here we're all children of sex we're all children of sex

so my family knows that I fight for what I believe in I always have I don't care if I was five

I still fought for what I believe in and we cannot teach each other that sex is bad that sex is nasty we have to be able to explore freedom

we have to be able to explore I think that God made man and man made religion and that was to create to divide

and separate and we were told I was always taught that God said be fruitful and multiply He didn't put no ring on her finger

and say you can only have sex with him right there God didn't do I didn't read that anywhere the first menage a toile

was out of an even God and then the snake came in and got jealous so my family is very supportive

because they know that I'm going to fight for my freedom to experience and explore and teach other people that

good for them let's hear it for you my wonderful family thank you Jehovah with us mommy believing religion literally

and using your religion to hurt others is wrong but a lot of people get a lot out of their religion a lot of community

so you know God to respect that I talk about all the gods and goddesses we went just in case we got the wrong one

when you get up there who are you one of them were I had the great blessing

Dr. Preet was at my church one Christmas he gave everybody an index card with a different religion belief

I believed every one of them every one of them had absolute sense and so I believe that there's truth in all religion yeah

amen and amen women amen women praise the lord and the ladies especially the ladies who get it free

to see if you say Dr. Block sent me you gotta say that

you gotta say that yeah you gotta say that of course happy being here I'm just taking everything

I'm just enjoying watching you all I think you got too many clothes on personally it's getting warm

it's getting cold so I'm wondering if you that was beautiful spoken word performance

poetry that was amazing let's just applaud again Tuesday Connor excerpt from Menagea Toang

and you have another excerpt that maybe some of our Oracle me lady Andrea

well you know Tuesday I think we should give a little taste of what they can see at the show don't you that means I'm going to need a volunteer

it can be male or female you know what we've been talking about you e-core come on e-core take off that sweater take off that

shirt come on baby take it off take it off take it off

got another volunteer or can you recommend someone that we could come to the stage a volunteer

I think e-core yes he wants to come up okay

I'm going to turn around here so that I'm not covering up the camera and all of that come on e-core

thank you e-core you know we love you yes yes yes it made me think of it when you mentioned that e-core you know

that she likes to see him with his shirt off oh yeah oh you know what you can leave the shirt on

they ruled against me they would maybe gypsy maybe gypsy will help him off

with that you got to take it off yes mr. gypsy she's my wardrobe

she's my wardrobe he's got several shirts on now sorry about that

well see wait a minute now you got way too many clothes on that's because he's from Detroit

hahaha thank you so much gypsy for helping us out oh e-core look at that

yeah yes now in the show I do a little segment where I ask a volunteer to come up onto the stage so come over here

volunteer face out to the audience and I'm just simply going to recite a poem to you but there are two rules you cannot speak

and you cannot move for any purpose whatsoever okay you guys ready

e-core as we lay together today you touched my spirit at my heart

rose only god knows oh hi you turned your head why you turning your head what I really don't feel

as we lay together today shockwave permeated by very flesh like exploding atoms I must confess as we lay in each other's arms

holding firm holding tight holding oh you having too much fun baby you need to take it down

a few holding still I melted and we became one

pressing my body firmly into your the expanse of your manhood field man you got to come to the show to get the rest

hahaha hahaha we're going to be at there dish all day

February 2nd and the 11th at 6628 Lancashire Boulevard at Victory in North Hollywood the doors open

at 8 and come to be prepared to learn to love yourself that's what I'm talking about always

remember to love yourself and we have an amazing after party thank you thank you take my seat

oh yes oh yes at the lair yes the white gate

you know what about this butterflies do you do a little act here actually what I will be

I don't have my coins with me right now but I will be doing model your outfit because look at that wow

I will hahaha Facebook camera has to shoot oh

if you're on facebook we apologize hahaha we can only show male nipples

right these are very female nipples there there's a facebook

there you go facebook look at that this is what you reduced to wow

hahaha let's have a microphone microphone microphone oh

she's holding her nipples I will be doing an erotic dance to Bruno Mars music makes her dance

and money makes her smile so check me out you think you like what you see now watch me when I drop it

thank you wow wow also

I'm also giving 10 bits of pointers to folks to help boost your libido for both males and females and if you didn't know the dragon fruit

the pomegranate that's what Eve tempted Adam with that boosts the libido for everybody and watermelon is good too

I thought it was a fig I mean I don't know hahaha the fig leaf

yummy yummy yummy and Egyptian you're in the play also yes actually I'm going to be doing

some what of a surprise surprise opportunities for different people well you have to come and see

I have to come and see alright you have to keep something a mystery well okay then so I'm on to my drag queen

over driver before we get to the break let's see you model your outfit directly

show us how you drive yeah talking to the microphone though get a microphone

okay so this is my awesome little taxi driver outfit I've got a few different versions of it over the last couple years

but this is the latest one love it love it let's see the ass

never go wrong with racing stripes and fish nets in my book it's part of the whole thing I also have a couple speed racer outfits

and I've got a fancy limo driver outfit as well now which came first the drag queen or the uber driver the drag actually I started off

as a slutty cross dresser a slutty cross dresser okay okay and then the uber driving brought out the drag queen

it was so warmer so the way that this all happened I was getting into cross dressing a couple years ago where are you from

I'm LA native family family not Jehovah's Witness I'm guessing

family lives here I've lived here they know about your career they ever go for a ride with you

they have okay so so did you have an epiphany while you were driving

I did I swear to God it was a Dirk Diggler moment I saw from boogie nights

I'm going to get there so a couple years ago I was getting really into cross dressing and I read online

that there are some uber and lift drivers that have funny themes to their cars there's a guy that dresses up like the dude from the Big Lebowski there's Batman

there's Catwoman there's a guy with a karaoke machine in the back of the car wow I didn't know about all this

do they let you know before they pick you up no and that's the whole thing just in case you don't want Batman driving you and that's the thing that's so awesome

about it is that nobody knows that you're going to show up in drag or as Batman or anything else

surprise talk about surprises so I would be surprised and I've been doing this a long time

and I thought oh my God this is so awesome I get to like build a business on top of their business and they don't really care and I said okay

well I've created this alter ego named Erica Simone and I'm a cross dresser but nothing rhymes with cross dressing so I said well drag

is a little more mainstream so I said driving drag drive oh my God driving is a drag there you go

beautiful and literally when I said it was a Dirk Diggler moment I saw the sign

in big pink neon lights just like he did when he was in the hot tub and it says driving is a drag and that's what my logo looks like

and that's your logo do you have a license plate that says that? I have a license plate that says drag for life drag for life

so isn't that also a term for race car driving drag racing right? it is

could you be a drag racer drag driver that might be a little dangerous I have a drag racing outfit so I have a couple different things on the web

I've got a web series called the drag car sessions where I actually pick up bands and they play live in the backseat of my car and then I've got a thing that's more

like taxicab confessions called driving is a drag tv where I pick up all my crazy uber passengers can we see the girls eating each other out on that

you know not if you go on my youtube channel I have one minute

of that actually happening but you don't see bush you see the head going down basically what's happening

but when I saw that happening I'm like I'm just going to press record and they're not going to know

I've got it now speaking of sexual things we're going to be soon having

on our youtube a censored version of what we're going to have very soon on our clip of rama

which is golden showers for trump for us including Jackie and myself

I let out a little squirt oh it's already out I think it's called we piss on trump

piss on trump keep it classy keep it classy okay so

a mistress tarah just pisses all over him up and down it was

every that's what he really wanted was his dream it was nigerfall's dream works it's watersports gate

it was water ah it's alternative government that's what we say

come on live you guys he's funny he's the man urinate candidate oh see that's clever

that's clever that was good alright so

you're wearing the color for it yeah well I can't argue with you there it is yellow and he's like I'm not ready for it

how much time do we have do some people freak out they go I'm not getting in this car only one guy in over two years of doing this

he's like you know I think I'm just going to order another car and I'm like do I look like an ex-girlfriend like what's your problem

was he wearing a hat that said make America great again probably like maybe the next day

he was wearing that hat he was wearing the thongs he probably was cross-dressed after his pants

and it was in West Hollywood of all places this makes no sense to me you reminded him of his ex it had to be that's the only thing I can think of

or himself maybe he was wearing panties under his pants he was nervous

he wished he looked like you so we're going to have to take a break in a little while but we're going to come back with more of the drag queen

Uber driver and more the menage à trois we're going to have more poetry

maybe a little I think we're going to have a little bonoboville communion I always pray for that

pray yes to all the gods and goddesses it seems like a great Valentine's Day thing to do too I mean it's right next to Valentine's

and also Dr. Suzy a loser is here loser he's going to come on after he is the winner of

our sexiest fundamentalist refugee award loser

may I present you with your award it's even safe has a condom on it

you have to give the trophy back thank you I was going to wait for the break I didn't want to extend the show

no no no we've got two minutes that's all you've got I'll take what I can get you were just in New York

no one can understand we're super titles oh super titles everybody can understand

but it was in a Yiddish but we sold out 35 performances wow and Charles Isherwood

that's a lot of juice well a lot of goyim came too but Charles Isherwood called me wonderfully slimy

wonderfully slimy the biggest critic in the New York Times that's your next award the most wonderfully slimy award

it will really need it I'll take a wonderfully slimy award or a drama desk award either will do

well congratulations and welcome back to back this is a winner

and you'll tell us after what it was about of course we're going to get into the old details the details yeah so

don't come yet and don't go away we'll be right back hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called

The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes you know the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex

it's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other

they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very

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your love life sisters we are going to have a Sybian ride for masturbation

hi mom so you've never been on a Sybian before no I've never been on one before okay now you are ready to ascend

the throne Mr. Tracy you are going to ride God's machine

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mountain oh I have many a time my favorite horse to ride have Sybian yoga

and experience it to the fullest go for the g-spot go for the clip go for whatever works

someone can come from their nipple we've got Virginia Rado right in the Sybian wow holy shit

that does the job yeah it's doing it baby Sybian strikes again yes I do say that when it feels good

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breath we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrating masturbation month

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you're a wonderful human being wonderful human being dr.susan block thank you I think we have orgasm

huston and let's have a hand we have lift off we have wave off stop

ejaculate we we we we five sister pennies

testify that you masturbate and you are how was it? what's your report?

my vagina is so tingly right now it feels like pop rock I'm just gonna take this home I think it's bigger than your little body

that is the best product endorsement I've ever seen can I leave now? I'm ready come on

where's the husband? we got the Sybian you don't need the husband oh my god

no matter fall over hey darlin girl I love you that's my girl

we're listening to radio susie one on the world wide web and now here she is dr.susan block

welcome back to the dr.susan block show broadcasting live from bonoboville and happy year of the cock

brothers and sisters it's the chinese year of the rooster aka year of the cock aka year of the dick head

and dick tater with a little tiny dick I guess I mean what else are we supposed to think

when someone makes such a big deal about audience size that's right

it equates to his dick size and hand size dick tater size matters

you know it doesn't have to we give therapy for this sort of thing and we can help you to kind of

balance it all out whatever your size there's something it's good for for instance this is good for sipping champagne out of

it's alright there's nothing wrong with having a little one just don't be obsessed about it don't turn you

into a dick tater either in your bedroom or in the oval office so you know

I mean whatever size you got you gotta just handle it you can't handle it will handle it right

well dr susie will definitely handle it you know I'm learning to handle it gypsy can handle it gypsy is a very good therapist

with the dr susan block institute I learned from the best it is and this is not our client by the way

no I'm working on it guys I'm working on it strawberry shortcake

strawberry shortcake strawberry shortdick that's a good one that's a really good one

I think he's more orange than strawberry cake I don't want to make those jokes I don't want to make the jokes of the you know the firecrows

that's a big tater oh god look at my tight pants dr susie dr susie

it looks like nothing's stopping him now it looks like someone just got that pussy grab

I do not find him attractive you know I'm scared of him you know I'm scared of him I'm scared of trump

and I'm not scared of anybody but this phase that's the fact that you'd have to take so much it's probably zanex to have sex with a part of my friends

I can't I can't deal with it so happy year of the cock yay did you see her when he kissed

a little black girl on tv the other day oh my god no did he ask for permission? probably not he picked her up and then he went to kiss her

and she kind of pushed him oh I can't see that he kissed her again twice and then she starts crying

did you see how old was she very very did he grab her pussy

you know not at all too soon too soon

too young I'll be dating you when you're I'll be dating you in 10 years I've got a couple more nicknames

especially if you're my daughter dictator time so you've got a couple of nicknames

what was that? a couple of nicknames? twitler twitler is cute yeah cute cute cute

orange cosby orange cosby I didn't come up with that twitler fits with the year of the

rooster you know tweeting cheeto hitler cheeto hitler

cheeto hitler that's the orange we have him with a safety pin on we are working on our

twitler here and trying to you know teach us a bit he's very LA right now and I love it he got him in a collar

you know we got him all tied up he seems like he's having a good time we pissed on him last week we did a great job

whatever you guys did to Obama this is payback time we're after you yeah

well yeah I feel good about judge Ann Connolly the federal judge that stopped

down dictator with her pussy in his face this guy needs to be impeached well

then we get pence pence let me have pence I can't take this guy

alright I have a theory that pence is absolutely 110% gay he's getting his dick down to glory

oh yeah he said that they sent him to Obama to change him when he was younger I totally believe it

well but you know my gaydar just went and putin have the bromance going and so I don't know

that just being gay makes you a good guy I mean especially if you're really in the closet about it and doesn't he have like 25 children or something

with his wife but don't be such an insufferable piece of shit pence is definitely gay

he's the guy that wouldn't get into your car hey you know you guys you're all going to be on Trump's list

okay I'm telling you I mean pence is definitely gay I agree

he's definitely gay I don't even know who he is he's the white guy we have two people in the white house

we have an orange guy and a white guy he's the white one he has white hair it's amazing when I look at pence

I see I can see the aura of his KKK it's weird it's not there visibly

but I can see the aura but he's worn it so long he wants gay reparative

reparative therapy gay conversion therapy conversion therapy he said it worked for him

it was for his word it worked for him pence said that it worked for him

yeah they took him to some camp it was shocking his ass that means he is gay it worked for him

it worked for him except in the men's bathroom that's where it doesn't work there's no reception over there

we need our antidote here in bonoboville which is a religious ritual that we do yes indeed it is

bonoboville communion it takes a very bold and beautiful person

to be our alter person girl perhaps and I am looking at you butterfly

and so we need our striptease music how about the kinkster and where's my salt here it comes

I'm sorry facebook people facebook you cannot watch this you have to see other things you are being censored

panning all the way this is what you've come to no judge, no jury

your censors twin butterflies of menage a trois

is our alter girl I gotta have my cake twin butterflies leather and space

bye bye facebook bye bye facebook bye bye bye bye

turn around does the butterfly fly yeah little miss kinky look at those winkies

it's the year of the winky not really something we got some we've got

a pussy you can't grab mr trumple fence scan here it's a song this is the new theater

this is what we used to have this is pussy theater back in the day whoa

this is more than I thought yeah it's flexible very flexible

butterflies that's what you call the butterfly it's the longest communion

the longest communion this is not mad right now let's hear it for twin butterflies

woo armina formosa the kingster they are the winner of our most bonobos song of the susie awards

but you're not done yet you're not done it's wonderful that show was the show must go on

actually you sit in between us right here oh you can sit here you're gonna be our altar girl

here can we have like have you ever been an altar girl no we're not raised Catholic no

jehovah's witness no islam no

okay Baptist raise the lord at the lady this lady

very good let's have another hand for twin butterflies very brave she's not a professional stripper

she's a poet and a dancer right what are you everything you want to be and then some

well I would like you to be our altar girl right now so now you are going to take communion and so you can just give her a lick

anywhere oooh she goes for the nipple and now I being the high priestess

I sprinkle the salt which is the body of the lord the lady the goddess whatever

okay so now you drink no you lick actually I'm getting ahead of myself and

now you can put yourself like right between her legs

and yeah you lean back okay the other way yes that's right no no no the other way

the other way okay oh yes oh yes okay yes here we go and now here you hold this

or you hold that and you lean back that's it that's it now we have waterboarding

bonoboville style which is too much fun for trump but down the hatch far

to the counter playwright extraordinaire menage a tois takes waterboarding bonoboville

style you know I think trump was watching the show months ago because he said you know waterboarding

isn't that bad right right you know trump if you do waterboarding bonobo style we'll be all for it

I would love to waterboard trump and like really torture him yeah I know what would you do that you have to pay me

to hear that I have some it's that good I know I'm sadistic at times well you know we did put this

too long safety not enough anyone else want to do bonoboville

come on okay well maybe later so I understand that e-core the wolf

has something to share with us come on e-core e-core

e-core I would like to hear your poem well I guess it is poetry

poetry night sexy poetry right well it's called it's called positions

it sounds like kama sutra yeah somewhat sounds like a good time it was really like in the premise of me just

you know thinking of the lady and just as I went to a zone and just was like I got you wondering why or why must I stroke your cat

it's nothing but the fat true dog up in me see I'm a wolf howling just like a dog growling baby you might taste gravy to me

crispy as a chemistry work emotions like love potion number 69 queen of mine so divine from this earth

positions got wolf thinking that you was destined to work that skirt one time for your mind as we blaze up that night stock

time to set it off now baby take it off insatiable type fillings positions got wolf hype for the pipe drilling

I'm ill in the killing softly with this song he cores rather chocolate but I can lay it on like fudge to break it down now in this

mission of positions we got to make sure our time is right for the body making it makes it in position position

you know what you know what the great thing about a menagerie trois and all of the talent that we have in the show

it's a classy show it's not there's no debauchery oh that's too bad I love debauchery

it's nice when you can portray the art of making love and the art of having sex in such a high class

manner I believe in classy debauchery what happened to good old royalty of sex

what happened to good old fashioned fucking no I think I like I think I like the oracles better

that was very erotic if you can play on words the way like you guys do that's amazing you can't play on words you have to suck

he doesn't know how to suck I can do it I tell you right now I am a poet believe me you are

poet bigly believe me I have the best words I am a poet shut up

shut up my poetry is called shut up shut up shut up shut up no

your fake news your fake poetry no shut up he actually did say

your fake news at the press conference shut up to the media who said shut up to the media

his fake news he's been a fan and has been writing all of his executive order who calls himself Darth Vader oh caller wants to talk to Tuesday

ooh what's your name and what are you calling him from how you doing welcome to the Dr. Black Show who or what

come on on what is your name and what are you calling him from is it red diamond hello red

ryanum please he's not orange hello red diamond hello I am calling

because I was told that Tuesday kind of will be on your show today she is on my show Tuesday is in the building

it's night but that's okay you know I'm sure it's day somewhere it's an alternative time did they tell you about me

Max is also here I'm also on the show no I believe it or not

you don't have to cover up no you don't I just want to congratulate everybody on your project

I'm really really glad that you're bringing this kind of topic to the forefront I'm even more happy with Tuesday's

endeavor bringing it to the stage are you watching this show if he's not he should be

no actually I am the director of the N.R. for bungalow records universal music group nice

alright stay tuned because you're going to hear me rock the mic so stay tuned

there are at least four people here who won a record deal alright okay well we can discuss

what's your phone number the guy across the street does too actually the game I know as other people

I just want to congratulate everybody and Tuesday keep up to good work have you seen

Menage 3 Red no as soon as I get off with you I have to call and get my ticket

you have to pay for it Tuesday where can they get tickets where can they get tickets I probably have to

get about five tickets for people in the office to come down there awesome very good

very good have you ever had a Menage 3 Red Red

it was a little too close to home yeah I think that was too much for him

but he is I think he just realized it's more expensive than Hamilton tickets I think he's going to have

a Menage a Sank I think he just realized oh my god is that a show with a bunch of black people in it that's probably Hamilton

I can't afford that so it's too funny how about you do a piece from your show

we won't know what you're saying anyway can we talk about the show tell people what the show was it was a show

that was just in New York we did 35 performances it was on for the La Mama in New York

it's called God of Vengeance and I can't believe we haven't talked about this before I left it was written in 1906

and it was first put up on Broadway in 1923 and when it was first on Broadway it featured the first

lesbian kiss on Broadway before May West in 1923 and the entire cast and crew

was arrested, tried and convicted of indecency and put in jail and put in jail

kind of sounds like today basically speaking of Mike Pence so it hasn't been put up on Broadway in almost a century

it's in Yiddish it was in Yiddish then and it didn't have subtitles but it had a kiss that you didn't have to translate

exactly and also the story is about it's about a Jewish

brothel owner who has a daughter coming of age and he wants to raise her right so he decides to have a Torah scroll

written and keep it in the house to protect her and then marry her off so she would be a nice Jewish woman and not be influenced by the brothel business

what ends up happening is she ends up falling in love with one of the horse in the house

and runs away with her nature takes its course very bonobo girls get together

that's what the story is about we put it up again and who do you play so I play the apprentice

brothel owner the apprentice pimp yeah the apprentice pimp seriously can you give us a little bit of your dialogue

I'm the assistant pimp I don't have any big monologues I have a lot of scenes but say something in Yiddish

say something in Yiddish I heard guilt so I know it has something to do with hey it's a Yiddish player what's gonna have guilt in it

so what did that mean so there's a scene in the second act where I have this girlfriend who is also one of the horse

she thinks she's my girlfriend but she's basically just one of the flavor of the week and she wants to she wants to get married

and she ratted on me to the owner of the brothel wow this sounds like real life you know what they say

art and sex life so she went and ratted on me saying that I'm not giving her enough money

I'm withholding her income and she went to the head pimp to ask for money I have to stuff something in his mouth yeah always

and so I basically said go and put something in your saggy tits and shut your mouth and then go complain to the boss that I'm taking all your money away

you're nasty is that for in the play or is that something you made up no no no

and that's why Charles Isherwood called me he was wonderfully slimy because I say shit like that so you didn't have to try very hard

no I did not how would you know and he's like a grandson of the originalist Isherwood

what's that is he like the great grandson of Isherwood the first I don't know but he's like the big New York Times theater critic

that almost never goes out of the smaller shows but I don't know why they sent him and why he decided to go and he came and he gave it a rating

because he's so slimy yeah and he basically New York Times called the play

a critic they made it a critic New York Times critic speak but they're supposed to shut up according to Steve Bannon

Steve Bannon wasn't in the audience but they made it New York Times critic speak and then within two days we sold out the entire run

all right very nice it was a huge success God of vengeance you missed it but maybe it'll be on Fairfax

maybe we'll bring it to LA to Benovoville there you go and now you know the rest of the story

well my shoe back so yeah here take this we graduate to something bigger okay so

you know we're almost out of time but we have time for a song from our sexiest

rapper Suzy Award winner our the are we ready?

how you doing with your shirt on or your shirt off? shirt off shirt off shirt off thank you loser Mike Pence will appreciate it more with his shirt off

he would hey we'll try wouldn't it be

interesting to know that not only is Ian to dick but he's into black dick that would be awesome that would be interesting

you know all kinds of dip is a dictator turnin' above BBC not me

we had a, hey we got that she bad uh yeah yeah we got that alright anybody in Benovoville

Benovoville Benovoville check it out look how she shake that thing

look how she make it bang look how she drop it low yeah that girl can go look how she shake that thing

look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah that girl can go she got me watchin' lightweight stalkin'

but then the smooth way she make me say damn dick like jam 10 times timepiece added up silver dollar baby hop what up though just to make my presence known

I'm a wolf I'm a raw man I'm in your zone I'm prone by the way you move that thing shake that thing make it bang the whole room shake from my ass

quick damn baby you got that pop that steal the show get low everybody on the floor dudes be takin' it watch she shake it and back that thing

uh like she bad look how she shake that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it low

yeah that girl can go come on look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang

yeah that girl can go pain everybody look at that

we up the they showin' me love dub dub dub dub with the free lap dance clap hands with the mans I don't even know but this knife is dope

that deal she ill she tell to keep your bills and strap on hold on real tight to these styles and ride this through I'm in it for the whole night

so give it to me let me have it no static dub that's one minute club right here yes sir I ain't lying I'm fine she got like that she bad look how she shake that thing

look how she make it bang look how she drop it low yeah that girl can go come on look how she shake that thing

look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah that girl can go don't stop cause you got me

turn by the way you pop in the way you pop you got me hot so don't stop go work that body work that body make sure you

don't hurt nobody cause everybody watchin' you do your thing shake that thing make it burn I'm so mesmerized so hypnotized by the way she shake

gave me a rock at the bottom hold on she put it down she bad she the bomb she shake that thing

she make it bang go dudes be takin' it she shake it back she bad

she say that thing look how she make it bang look how she drop it low yeah that girl can go come on

look how she shake that thing look how she move that thing look how she make it bang yeah them girls can go

yeah she bad yeah she bad yeah she bad yeah she bad

double spankin' there yeah look how she yeah we up in

verno bo y'all got the susan block so every Saturday night would you like to be an

armadongetois there's room for one more body in our bidois would you like to try a little

and we'll get a chance to be a star in our bidois the urgo Manage a twat.

Nice. Manage a twat. Manage a twat. Manage a twat.

Manage a twat. Live at Bonoboville. Dr. Sticky's in black, y'all. E-Cord the wolf, y'all.

Bonoboville. Manage a twat. Y'all. Why don't you call it Manage a twat?

Manage a twat. Hey, with the pussy grabber in the office, it's a coup de twat. Oh, yeah, baby.

Hey, I can't believe we're done. We're done. Great show. And this has been a great night

of erotic theater, from Manage a twat to the theater of our drag queen taxi driver

to the god of vengeance. And the first lesbian kiss on an American stage, I guess.

This wasn't, but originally was, yeah. It was. In 1923. Or 1906.

It was written in 1906. It was first performed in 1923. And they kissed in 1906? Wow.

That was a long away to kiss, huh? The funny thing is it was performed all over Europe. No problems. And they brought it to Broadway

and they shut it down the first day. Yeah, how come they didn't do it in the Catskills first? I don't know. Could the cat have skills?

Because Jews wouldn't pay to see a show. Gotta get a bargain. They had to take the Gentiles. Those guys buy tickets.

They buy tickets. Well, anyways, we are here and we are queer, get used to it.

So, yeah, we're here. And, you know, we've got protesters, we've got judges, federal judges

on our side. We've got the ACLU, we've got masses of women marching

and men and everybody in between. And yeah, we got the year of the dick, Tater. And let's not forget he lost a popular vote.

I don't know if he'll last a year. He was elected by the Electoral College and now we're going to shame him until he retires himself.

Either that or lose his mind. I want to see more bad reviews of his restaurant. That's what really gets me. Actually, I called today.

I called his cafe. You did. A Trump Tower. I said, you know, this is awful what's going on.

You work for this man? He's wearing a pussy hat now. Really? This guy's true.

Now, to call him a pussy, I think is an insult to pussies. When I said that, he was like, Puskasso with that hat on. He was like, Puskasso with that hat on.

I would call him, I would call him a hemorrhoidal asshole. How about that?

A bleeding hemorrhoidal asshole. Don't torture him now.

Do I need to get more graphic than that? Or are we good? Give him an award. He's an ass white.

Best. Biggest. Biggest asshole. Not dick. Biggest asshole.

He could redeem himself by quitting, I think. That would be good. Quitting and disappearing.

And never have to see him again. I'm going to taunt this man until the end of time. Because he's not going to take away from me

and from everyone else who has worked so hard to achieve some very basic freedoms. Amen.

Amen and amen, Captain Max. That ain't going to happen. Yeah, he wants to take a lot of that away. That ain't going to happen.

And he wants to take our clean air and our clean water away. Not that it's very clean right now, but he wants to make it dirtier

with his shit talking and his signing of all these dictates and presidential just crap.

And we're the small media. There's thousands and millions of us now out there. And we're after you.

I think this is kind of unprecedented. Yeah. It's unprecedented, that's for sure. Dr. Suzy, Dr. Suzy,

I want to be on your show. I'm going to come on your show and I'm going to be there and I'm going to take that down

and I'm going to put it next to me and I'm going to do everything that you do that down. I'm going to let you do it to me. It's going to be fantastic, believe me.

I won't call you Trouble Thinskin if you take this big black cock on your mouth. Oh, gosh. I would have him on the show.

And you know, I I got love. I got love for him. If he just quits, that would be good

and takes pence with him. Go back to the apprenticeship. Yeah, whatever. You can have all the TV shows you want.

That's what's in there, how that's going to work out. You're dominated. You're dominated at yourself. I mean, I believe in the bonobo way.

Although I did get this thrill out of seeing that guy side swipe the neo-nazi. I have to say. And that was a little bit bonobo

because bonobos, they hit each other every once in a while. They just don't kill each other, right? And somebody gave him a little slap. It was a little humiliating, that Richard Spencer.

So, you know, we've got to keep the protesting up. We got to keep it all going, brothers and sisters.

And something we can't forget because we're already starting to lose our heart on for the Electoral College.

And we need to abolish it. Are we going to have electoral dysfunction again? And we're going to find

that we, the city people, the liberal people, the open people, the diversity are again

under the thumb of, you know, I love you country bumpkins. I do. I got nothing but love for you. Yeah, but you're not going to tell us how to live.

And you're the minority. You lost the election. We won. And the Electoral College took it away.

Stole millions of votes. So the good news is that California is succeeding. Yeah.

California, we didn't pass Prop 60. We did a lot of good things. We didn't pass Prop 60.

We basically didn't vote for Trump, you know. We, well, we did that. Sorry, you cigarette smokers.

But, you know, we do have a pot for everybody. Although, I know, I know

it's not a great law. It has some difficulties, the law. But the idea is that the people want everyone to be able to

write the Green Cross. Is that mic on? I can't hear you. I know. I can't tell if it's on either.

It's on now. But I'll tell you, with the gutting of Obamacare we're going to need a lot of weeks.

It's beyond, you know, and I'm not going to get into it right now. We don't have time. It's sad that a lot of good things

did not pass. But we did get a... These people, the right wing

the right wing is a dangerous, dangerous group of people. They're not funny.

They're not joking around. All I am focused on the fact that I've been talking into a dead dildo for the past half hour.

This thing hasn't been on. It's the ear of the cock. Oh no, it's on. I've been saying all these amazing things.

It's like Donald Trump at a debate. Have a microphone problems. Or a cock in your mouth problem,

loser. I don't know. I wouldn't know either. I never had one. Probably close to that dead dildo. We heard you.

We hear you. I heard you loud and clear. And the rest of the world will hear us soon. Okay, so you all are going to go see

Minaja Tois on February 2nd and February 11th at Léa Deschardais

66-28 Lancashire Boulevard at Victory Boulevard in North Hollywood. Now that's if you're tuned in live.

Now a lot of people are watching and listening to this show in perpetuity. So where do they see

TuesdayConner.com when you do it again. So you're doing it again and again. It's probably best to find us on Facebook

under Minaja Tois erotic trilogy because we keep that more updated than our website.

You can definitely find us on Facebook or look for us with Dr. Susan. Oh, and Tuesday, remind them how do they get free tickets?

They have to say what? Dr. Block sent me. And the ladies can have complimentary tickets.

Only ladies. I like all ladies or only like ladies by birth. Like transgender.

I am trying to create some controversy here. I'm trying to get the ratings, you know. If you want to stop by Erica's

and get some dressing tips. Oh yeah, I'd love that. Come on through. You wear a skirt.

How do we get you to drive our Uber? So I have a website drivingasadrag.com and you can find me on social media

all the handles are driving as a drag and contact me any which way. Can we actually request you as an Uber driver? Not as an Uber driver.

The reason why this whole thing was successful it's like it's a total surprise. I am but you can

request me if you want to just hire me for a couple hours. Can you drive a limousine? I can drive a limousine.

I don't have one. We got one in the back. We have one. I am

only reachable by fax. If you want to find me you have to fax. Send me a fax.

Yes. I only have a thermal fax machine that comes out

in one long paper. It's the only way to reach me. I like better your t-shirt that said call my agent.

I should have worn it tonight. I think carrier pigeon is probably the way to go. The thing is that because we're in Southern California

there's a lot of windmills and according to Donald Trump the windmills are killing the pigeons. New Yorker was carrying pigeons

and here it's not. His reason for being against windmills is because they kill the birds. So now we're in Southern California

and we don't have any birds. So we got a fax. It's the Year of the Rooster and Tweeter Bird here.

So keep eating the Year of the Cock. That's right. Okay, Year of the Cock and the Year that this pussy

grabs back. That's right. Pussy's grabbing back. Pussy grabbing! So...

We're going to make fun of you, Trump. Well, we got to use our weapons and our weapon of mass seduction

is comedy. So he's in for it. Tomorrow there's a protest at LAX, by the way. Yes.

Tom Bradden International Airport. I think it's in 2012. The protest of the Muslim bands. So are they still banning? I thought the judge stopped it.

It's a temporary state. It's a temporary state. So we're going to make it stick. I remember that Trump

is going to choose 100 new federal judges when he comes in. Including Supreme Court

judge or Supreme Court. How's he going to do that if he has the federal freeze? There's a federal freeze on IRA.

Interesting. Well, they're just switching out salaries. One liberal for a conservative.

One radical for a conservative. One thing is, there's nothing in any of this through brothers and sisters. From what you're hearing from the leakers

in the Trump administration. And that includes the golden showerers and other types of leakers. It's chaos. It's utter chaos.

He can't stop watching television. And everybody's just in a state of whoa.

Did you know that Fox News did something a couple of nights ago where they said, live on TV Donald Trump, if you're watching

blink the light in the bedroom in the White House. And he did. And he did. Well, because he loves TV, especially

Fox. We've answered a whole new... I think there's a romance with him and Sean Hannity. Donnie and Sean.

Absolutely. Donnie, you're in a lot of trouble. Better quit.

But we're going to defeat you, you fat fuck. I'm taking him out in a straight jacket. I think he's on his way down.

He's spiraling. I think your mic is off. No, no, I'm here. I think it's a conspiracy that's trying

to shut us down. All right. Well, anyway, we need a gag order on him.

It is exciting to have a common... He's gagging right now. Exactly in the White House. We need a permanent gag order.

It does revive our understanding of how precious our freedoms are. I mean, that is, I guess, the silver

lining to this golden shower of shit. Is that we are getting in touch with how important it is

to stand up for our rights. And we've got to keep standing up because he keeps signing those presidential dictators,

dictums, dogmas. And we, you know, we got to call our judges and our congresspeople

and get out there. And the cafe and his business is everywhere, everywhere. To crash every

phone line of every Trump property in the world. Absolutely. Shut down his business, make them have to change their phone numbers so real customers

can't call. Be nice now. Don't say nothing. No. Don't be throwing bombs.

He does attack. They're going to get you. You can't say bomb in a phone call. Here's the thing. Legally, I am not

allowed to say... Legally, you're not allowed to tell people not to pay taxes. So, of course, obviously, I'm not saying that.

Right. But that's what Trump says. I would say that maybe, you know, if people

think that not paying the federal government to do shitty things with our money, if they think it's a good idea, maybe they should. But I obviously

I would never condone that. Right. I wouldn't either. He doesn't pay taxes. Why should we?

I think people should consider not paying taxes for the next year. How about that?

How about that? There's a lot to consider. There's a lot we can do. And we're doing it.

And it is a big theater of politics right now. A lot of us are involved in this theater. And one thing I notice, you know,

I'm kind of a Twitter freak. And there have been so many Trumpsters on Twitter. And now they're receding.

They're not there. They don't know what to say. They're starting to lose their gumption and their food stamps

and their Obamacare. They didn't count on this. Well, see, they didn't know that Wisconsin Cares was

the ACA was Obamacare. They didn't know New York Health was the ACA was

Obamacare. They had no clue for some reason. And that's why I got love in my heart for these

Trumpsters. You know, our friend Tammy, we love Tammy. And a lot of

our clients are Trumpsters. Which is a good thing. It's kind of interesting. They call conservatives

who aren't quite conservative enough cuck-servatives. But really, they're the ones having the cuckold fantasies.

But, you know, they're struggling with so many centuries of

Confederacy and bigotry. And nonsense. And disinformation. And maybe they're going to have an awakening.

And I hope so. And I'm here for you if you want to awaken with us. If we achieve that, then we say thank you, Trump.

But now you're fucked. We're going to achieve that. We're going to achieve that. I think a lot of these people, nobody

is immune to being manipulated. That's the truth. We're all human world people. We all have psychological ticks.

And nobody is immune. Except for me. Well, I kind of like the Trump-student bromance. I do.

I got a soft spot for that. And I kind of like Melania and her almost nude pictures. But I got to say, like even

the beginning, the thing that worried me most is the fact that he becomes president and we all start accepting certain things that he says. Because we're all human.

We want to tell us that it's not possible that everybody is stupid. Everybody can't be stupid. We are already doing that. We are already doing that

through social media and how we're living our lives besides Trump. I mean, we created this. We're all media now. What I was worrying is that we might start accepting

certain things that he's saying. Absolutely. Because we're vulnerable. We're vulnerable people. Where he has? Because he's saying so many things. Well, he's signing

so many things. And all that already happened. He looks very important. And what's happened is there are some people who have already accepted so many stuff he says. And how many things can you get out

in the street and protest? He thinks he's running a corporation. Well, it's their strategy of shock and awe.

To just throw us all into his mic as well, I think. He is following Hitler's playbook. He says that he himself

It's true. His interviews on Hannity and with other conservative radio and television Shatesons in the past and even

as recent as a couple of days ago. He says that, yes, I sleep with minecraft mixed on my bed side table. I look

to it. I don't read it. He says he looks to it for guidance and he believes much of what is in there. Especially about

genealogy. He believes in gene superiority and a whole massive depends on what kind of genes you wear.

Okay. We can throw that out because you know why I mean, really, he threw out

the whole Nazi thing first. He called the media Nazis just for saying his crowd size was five, four. Right. We know it's small.

We know what's small. There's a man there's a man who has never given a woman an orgasm.

That's right. Have you seen those Hey, we got to go. Okay.

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Yeah. Thank you, Elizabeth. And Judge Conway. And I'm going to give a shout out to our man,

John. Who? Okay, hi Eric John. Shout out to my

lovely girlfriend who's here watching. Dagliardi who was at the women's march

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I'm told I say what people need to hear. I say I simply hold the mirror of life that you may see your own truth. What is your truth?

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