Valentine Lupercalia Bacchanalia -3

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voyeurs and connoisseurs. I want to welcome you to the womb room, baby, for Valentine's Day, and we are going to celebrate tonight, brothers and sisters, the original Valentine's Day. That's right.

Lupercalia, and I have a host of heavenly bodies here in my womb room tonight. As we celebrate the ancient, actually pre-ancient kind of prehistoric holiday. Certainly pre-Audrey Hepburn and Roman holiday, but it is kind of a Roman holiday. Yeah.

Lupercalia, the holiday of the howl of the wolf, and the crack of the whip. Crack the whip. Who's going to whip? Crack it.

Crack it. These are february. We crack the whip on the Valentine before it ever was a Valentine. That's right, brothers and sisters.

What does this look like? Here, if you're going to talk, you have to get on a microphone. What does this look like? This is a heart.

Oh, you're going to pass it around now. It's got, yeah, yeah. Well, it doesn't look like the cardiac organ, does it? The thing that beats in your chest or behind your implants or wherever.

No, this looks like, well, maybe this way, or this way kind of upturned, a heart-shaped ass. Because that, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. I don't know if it's a bubble so much. It's a heart, you know.

That is the symbol of the Lupercal, the well-whipped buttocks. Derrière to you. Amour Hilton, brothers and sisters, is our Valentine Angel. Let's hear it for Amour.

Oh, she has a microphone. Say hello. Hi guys. Happy Valentine.

I want to know where this originally came from. Lupercal, you're going to get, thank you. I want to know. You're such a good student.

But I'm sure you're going to get bad and you're going to need to be whacked. Consensually, of course, it is kind of consensual. I mean, as consensual as we ever are, you know, Lupercalia, the holiday of the whacks. But I want to introduce a few of my other guests, such as the lovely lady sitting next to me here on the bed.

This is Hailey Sweet. Hi, sweetie. Oops, her mic isn't working. My mic is not there.

Oh, there it is. Hi, everybody. You're so sweet. Mm-hmm.

Thank you. Oh, yes, you are. And you've got a birthday coming. And a week.

Yes. Double, double celebrate. Oh, Valentine's Day. Exciting, right?

Yeah. Oh, but you know, Valentine's Day is often the prelude to the Saint Valentine's Day massacre in many a home because, well, we all know the ideal is the enemy of the real. And people idealize whether you're single and you're going to meet that special someone

or you're in a couple and you have the most perfect Valentine's Day. And it's got to be perfect, everything. Or you're in a triad and who does who that night, you know, or how do they work that? It's so much pressure.

Too much pressure. Mm-hmm. That's why I say better to have your buns beaten than your heart broken. That's why it's a butt, a bubble butt.

Maybe not a bubble butt, but a butt. We'll get back to the bubble butt in a moment, but I do want to introduce some more guests. Well, some more guests. Yeah.

Miley. Hello. Hey, Miley. I've heard so much about her.

Miley and leave it at that, huh? Oh, yeah. You weren't here when Miley was here a couple weeks ago. That's my name.

She wowed the room. She's a cutie. I mean, it was pretty fun. I had to come back.

You missed that. I had to come back. You did. And without your escort, I might add.

Yeah, without them. Yeah. But I have my new Valentine. You do.

And across from, I think we should introduce who's in the middle. This is Ron Jeremy. And Ron Jeremy, everybody. Thanks a lot.

Woo. Yeah. He's on a microphone that doesn't work. Or can you tune up his mic?

All these lovely ladies, all these beautiful girls and me. I think I'm killing a lovely photograph really. I haven't seen you in ages. You know what's really sad?

You can tell I'm getting old. That's the best food that I've ever had. That food is amazing. I have food.

All these gorgeous girls over here and I'm over there in the back eating food. It is good food. I'm going to get the word spread correctly. You can't help yourself though.

It's that good. Oh, man. It's a certain age. I don't know what that is.

Happy Valentine's Day, Ron. You too. How do you feel about Valentine's Day? Valentine's issue.

They got me on the cover of a pop magazine. That is awesome. Culture magazine. I have it on the cover.

He's on the cover of the magazine. Hey, Christian Gray, eat your heart out. That is another reason why we are celebrating. Yeah, look at that.

It's very nice. Very nice. You didn't tell me that. I know.

I just discovered that in the stores. Wow. They didn't tell me either. I was too much in the back eating.

Eating all the good food. Damn, great spread. There's a spread over here, a spread over there. It's difficult.

All the different spreads. You always find out the goodness last. This is how we roll out our spreads on, you know, the high holiday of love with its roots in lust.

So, Ron, I mean, really, Valentine's Day. You have a lovely ass. Get it? I do.

I got it. What do you do, Ron, on Valentine's Day, when you're like the world's most famous porn star? Besides being by the bar eating food.

Well, you're right. Besides eating. Obviously. How about last year?

I think that was something different. Assuming that a person in adult movies, you know, is all day long. So, if I get on my time off, I read Shakespeare.

Are you buying that story? No. It's bull. I was quick to answer that.

Practice my soliloquies from Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, and are you buying this? Just don't say you read 50 Shades of Grey. I just talked like every other day.

Yeah, right, right. It's Valentine's Day, so you just have a better excuse to play hide the bacon, shoot the sherbet, squeeze the weasel, drain the main thing.

Apparently it's a time when the ladies want to get intimate. Yeah. I suppose that is very true, Dr. Suzy. Yes, yes.

And that's good, you know. It's never bad. It's never bad, and Lord knows and ladies know that women are mostly discouraged from being open

about wanting sex. Usually women are slut-shamed for that sort of thing. But I think Valentine's Day kind of gives us a reprieve to actually do the seducing.

So it's kind of cool. We get the lingerie and whatnot. Right, but still so much pressure. It just, oh.

Well, for 50 Shades of Grey, did you see how the concha first came right now? Gives me a toothache. Oh, wait.

Do you have something for me? My last name isn't sweet for anything, Dr. Suzy. Is this a vibrator?

Here. Oops. This one's open, right? Okay.

Here, you want some chocolate, little girl? Let me introduce some of my other guests here. I don't want people to be left out. Rainy Lane, brothers and sisters,

look, she's all decked out. Paul Mark Valentine. Her dress is really gorgeous. Look at this dress.

Ooh, yes. Look at that dress. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

Happy Valentine's Day. Happy Valentine's Day, boss lady. She's got boss around her neck. Your dress is gorgeous.

Okay. A good thing to wear for Lupercalia. Yeah. Whip or get whipped.

Exactly. We used you showing your good whipping arm or flogging arm on our... I have not seen that.

On our page. Yeah, yeah. What are you doing? Wielding a juxtapose leather...

Oh, I remember that. ...flogger, actually. That looks fun. And juxtapose leather.

These are actually scraps. I'm allergic. But they really do. Do you own Charlie?

Would you like that? Represent the February of Lupercalia. And you brought this lovely lady? Yes.

This is Charlie Piper. Charlie Piper. I'm loving the name. We love him together on Kink Live a lot.

She's the Pied Piper, and we'll follow her anywhere. Num, num, num. She's also a switch at the sanctuary. A switch so she can be submissive.

Ooh, let's whack her. Yeah. We should have been her ever. Your knee, like, we did this thing.

Yes, yes, yes. This is definitely that kind of show. Once we do the history lesson, we're going to punish everybody. Okay.

So? It's fun, don't worry. So? Wrong.

You're a therapist. They actually say there's something about way a person sucks on their candies. Chocolate, if you do it quickly. Yes.

If you bite it first, that sucks. Suck from the beginning. Right, that's something about how you do oral sex. A more, of course, bit it right away.

They say if you eat candy really quick, or if you suck on it, or chew it, they say it all means certain things about your suckology, you know. Your suckology. Right.

All right. Well, I think we should explore that tonight on this chocolate sucking night. Well, Dr. Suzy. We've also got some bananas.

I noticed that one. If you prefer fruit, you know, to chocolate. More healthy. Yeah, more healthy.

We do want to encourage all kinds of ingestion. Okay. So. Nobody have chocolate?

We have chocolate. I'm one holding all the chocolate. One missing. I don't know if nobody have fat.

Your name? This is my friend Lonnie. Hi. Lonnie.

Lonnie Legend. Lonnie Legend. In her own mind, or in good time. In good time.

In good time. All right. Good. Good girl.

One from column B. Well, you're next to an icon. So you might become a legend. Yeah.

All right. It's a big deal. It's Ron Jeremy. So.

You see, life is like a box of chocolate. It really is. You just don't know what you're going to get. So, brother, front, his bar, stop.

I got to explain something which is difficult to do with a mouthful of chocolate. I apologize. I'll lick your chocolate though. Here.

Give me a piece. Hold a piece. If you give her a piece, I want a piece of it. That's it.

And there it goes on the floor. When you try to stuff it into my mouth, you bad girl. You're going to get spanked. That's thinking number one, isn't it, Dr. Suzy?

Okay. Rule number one is talk on a microphone. All right. So, I think we've introduced the people gathered around.

And we have, of course, right over there, Mr. Jux Lee. Mr. Jux. The makers of the Jux leather. Welcome back.

Let's have a little bit of that leather, baby. Okay. This is a very politically incorrect holiday, brothers and sisters. I'm sure that you who are animal rights activists might not like all the leather.

But, you know, you can use latex. It's okay. But these are beautiful leather floggers. Oh, I love them.

Rub against your lovely body. Would you like to rub a flogger? Did you just make these? They have really cool handles that make it easy to flog.

So, I'm going to put the snake away now. Where is her? Me too. Yeah.

Before she poops everywhere. Ron hasn't even brought his snake out yet. Yet. Okay.

Yet. Not yet. But the night is young. And it is Valentine's Day.

It was shot. That snake is bigger. It's Valentine's Day, brothers and sisters. And the original pagan Valentine's Day is Lupercalia.

That's right. Long, long before there were any Hallmark cards or even much of an idea of romance. Or a Hallmark holiday. There was the Lupercalia.

You interested and very acknowledged me with all of the information we had spoken about briefly on one of the last shows. And now you're going to let me tell a story. I'm excited. Yeah.

You're excited? I'm just looking for that. All right. So, of course it starts in my husband's home country, Italy.

Who's Italian? The founding of Rome. You all know about Romulus and Remus, right Ron? It's another R guy.

Romulus and Remus? Okay. I think he's a little bit clueless. Yes.

Romulus and Remus were the legendary founders of Rome who were thrown into the Tiber by their jealous uncle. And they were rescued by a wolf, a she-wolf who suckled them. Speaking of suckling, right? We're already onto it.

I love that word. She suckled. She's suckled. Yeah, you're good.

She's suckled little Romulus and little Remus until they grew strong. And they left the cave of the she-wolf. Is that Italian? Yes it is.

This is Ron Jeremy on Harmonica, right? And I don't know. I'm loving the Harmonica. I'm absolutely loving it.

I'm cracking up. So the she-wolf brothers and sisters, that's the meaning of the looper cow. And the cave of the she-wolf is the looper cow. And the Harmonica.

And the Harmonica. And Romulus and Remus left the cave of Ron Jeremy's Harmonica. And they went out into the hills and they founded Rome. Well, Romulus did.

He first took care of killing his brother. Little sibling rivalry there. Taking care of business. Right.

I don't want to get into that. But anyway, he founded Rome and these fraternities. This is why I'm wearing my fraternity panties. She's always wearing some kind of something.

These two fraternities. No Yale wasn't final. That's Yale on that. Yeah, right.

That's your alma mater. The fraternity of Romulus and the fraternity of Remus. Young, handsome men. Very pretty.

Would run from the countryside and all the villages. And of course the great city of Rome. Now what kind of music is this? They would gather together in a cave.

In the cave of the looper cow. The she-wolf's cave. And they would strip down to nakedness. And they would drink wine.

And they would sacrifice a goat. And they would mark their foreheads with the sign of the goat. The blood of the goat. The red blood of Valentine.

Only on their face? Well, kind of get everywhere. But they'd certainly do the sign on their forehead. Different signs.

Made sure of that. You know, looper calia is also a holiday of Pan. Also called Faunus. Who later, the Christian church.

Nice guys. Turned into the devil. He looks nice. And later, some friends of mine who do divine interventions.

Dildos turned the devil into a dildo. He's a little bit fuzzy. Yeah, he's a little bit fuzzy. That's what happens with these.

Dildos and Boas are a little incompatible. But he's okay now. So, yes. Lupricus, the she-wolf.

And Pan, who later became Satan. The devil. But at the time, he was just the Lord of the wild. He was a very honored God during this festival of the looper cow.

That some people might remember from Shakespeare. Not you, Ron. But maybe you do. Because, of course, Mark Antony was a great celebrant of the looper cow.

And this was later. But it started in prehistoric times. And then it became part of the celebrations of ancient Rome. Now, the key of the celebration is in this cave where they sacrificed the goat.

And they marked their foreheads. And they drank a lot of wine. And they took the skin of the goat. And they cut it into these februars for February.

And they'd gird their loins. Yeah, you know, they'd wear a little thong. That's interesting. My birthday's in February.

And I never knew that. Yeah. And then they would use the others as whips. And drunk.

And excited about the coming of spring. The adrenaline rushes. The adrenaline rush. The joining together of these fraternities that were usually rivals.

And they'd run out into the countryside. And brandish their februar. And they would whack. I need a behind.

Whack. Like we both stand up like, here we go, here we go. The behinds of mostly willing. I mean, I'm not saying they never had a rape act.

Hey, great minds think alike more. But mostly women would present their lovely and not so lovely behinds for a good whacking because it was good luck. It is good luck. Well, I hope that you just gave me good luck.

It's fertility. Even though I don't have goat blood on me. It's not as scientific as an IVF clinic. But I think after a Lupercalia festival, there must have been a baby boom because they'd be whacking and whacking.

And then I'm sure there was more sex. Oh, yeah. You know, everywhere. You know what that means later or more.

That's right. All that whacking gets your adrenaline going. And it was it was beloved by the people of Rome and throughout the Italian countryside, their Lupercal. And yes, it would get criticized every once in a while by these Roman senators like Cicero.

Oh, the Lupercal, very, very naughty. And, you know, sometimes men would present their behinds. You know, and I mean, you know, it was just a holiday of lust and pleasure. Is that why the Italian gangsters use the term whacked?

You know, I mean, it may be. But I it was not a holiday where people were killed. A few goats. Yes.

But the people were basically whacked into a frenzy of lovemaking and whatever you do when spring comes. Spring, spring. And yes, yes, just like pan. You know, pan has the goat legs and the horns.

The horny pan. This is the horny. They don't light up or anything. You know, as Christian Gray.

Yes. Okay. This is our great casting producer. Dark Phoenix Brothers and Sisters.

Yeah. Can I have a little more, please? So, Brothers and Sisters, this holiday, this crazy, wild and fun festival of whipping and frenzy and sex and lust and pan. Well, when the Christians came in, they really said,

uh-uh, no more of that. It's just, and they, no more of that. Exactly, exactly. Well, they thought we got to create some more.

So, because the people wanted to celebrate the butt. They wanted to celebrate this shape. The big butt. The, that's not the best.

This one is nicer. They wanted to celebrate the heart. That's my theory anyway. Around this time, February 14th, February 16th, that's the looper cow.

And so, uh, well, you know, between the Catholic Church and the Hallmark commercial card and gift industry, they created this myth of St. Valentine, who first of all, Cupid. Is celibate.

No, he's not even Cupid. I know. Cupid is much more, Cupid has sex. St. Valentine might be surrounded by some neutered Cupid's,

but he does not have sex. He is a saint. And he was a Christian martyr who may or may not have existed. There were probably several Valentine's, according to history.

But, uh, the myth is that he married people in pagan Rome and that mean old Emperor Claudius wouldn't allow these soldiers to get married and that he would marry them and that then he was, uh, arrested and in the jail, he, uh, fell in love with the jailer's blind daughter.

And then on the day of his execution, He took the key to her heart. Kinda, yeah. And he left her a card right before he died that said,

My Valentine. And she could read it because he cured her blindness. Even though they never had sex. Anyway, it's a awful story.

It's a great story. That's not the main point for the night. It's a kid's story. It's not a story for adults like Lupercalia and, uh, and

We like more, Or even 50 Shades of Grey. More general and more sex. Although,

Years before there was 50 Shades of Grey, brothers and sisters, there was Lupercalia. This is kind of the beginnings of recorded consensual BDSM. Except better.

I'm sure it happened before that. And bonobos really kind of play, you know, rough play. They, they enjoy themselves. We just have fun and enjoy what we want and like and strive for.

Right. Amen and a women. Amen. So how about that?

Brothers and sisters, can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Amen. All right. We are going to now begin our Lupercalia celebration now that you've got the story. I, I'm not going to ask for any questions because I don't want to drag it out.

That would probably be a lot. Right. You can ask me questions. More than usual.

But we're going to try to do a few things here at once. We've got a lot of new people here tonight, which we're really excited about. And people who are, I don't want to say old. But let's say veterans, experienced.

Oh, experienced. Experienced members. You don't want to make the ladies feel like they're old when they're clearly too young. You can call me old.

I could take it. Oh, age is just a number. Don't even start. All right.

So we're going to do our Bonoboville communion tonight, brothers and sisters. The normal with Lupercalia. And we have two sponsors tonight. What are we doing?

We have Dirty Tequila. Oh, yeah. My favorite. And we have Agua.

Agua. No. I remember Agua. Oh, no.

I've had Agua a few times. It's amazing. So, brothers and sisters, this is a ritual that you can do in your seats or, you know, or wherever you are if you find a consensual partner.

You could even come walk up here. But we're going to do a little bit of it right here. So we'll say sexual partner? I said consensual partner.

Down boy. Down boy. He didn't have to request it online this time. That's what men hear often is they hear sexual partner when you say consensual partner.

The life of hearing. But that's cool. That's cool. We just have to educate.

Tell Uncle Rodney that it's not that sexual. Do we have enough shot glasses, Ms. Dr. Suzie? When she says tell Uncle Rodney something, I have to. Do we have enough shot glasses for everybody?

Probably not. No. I don't think so. No, we don't.

So we need to get some more because we're going to have to sort of do this simultaneously. We're out. Okay. Then get.

Yeah. That could not be all. All right. All right.

Just gather what you can. This is the holiday of spring. So we're going to gather what you can. You know?

And that means you're going to find what you can. Find some plastic glasses or something. I have to instruct. Yes.

I do have to instruct pan. It's a little bit like that other Shakespeare put it in one person's mouth and then switch it. This is my puck.

Yes. Thank you. I knew you could find more shot glasses. There's always a solution.

Right. And we need the February whips. So who's going to be first to demonstrate? I'll be.

I'll be. I'll be. Okay. I also need my red lipstick.

Where's that? I nominate you. Where's all the red lipstick? Good, Charlie.

Red lipstick, red lipstick. Red, red. Give it to me. I think we need to see some boobies.

Boobies. Boobies. I like that idea, right? Miley likes it.

Somebody say boobies. I like you, right? You like me. All do at the same time.

Miley would do much already out, so. I will go on here. Quiet down, quiet down. Brothers and sisters, we are going to begin our Lupercalian celebration without goat's

blood, because you know, that would start to stink. So we're going to use lipstick. Who wants to be first? Who's going to be first?

You? No? Okay. What symbol?

What symbol do you want? What is this? This is lipstick on your forehead I can do it here too. Yeah, yeah, you want a heart These chicken girls

What do you want a heart a heart a heart he wants it He said he wants let me have a hand for Haley. No chickens allowed. Come on I've done way worse things on film Have your drink of choice

Okay, look I just would like to grab a mark of lubricalia on their forehead Don't be a chicken. Yeah. Yeah Yes, small small what what's okay grab a mic

This is Rainy Lane brothers and sisters and she is small concern it matches your dress to your forehead It does match your dress though. What symbol would you like? I'll also take a heart Yeah, I'm like hers is a little crooked Would you like a symbol what would you like you want a heart to all the girls are getting hearts and I haven't

I mean we might have better artists in the crowd. I don't have to do them all You're gonna do somebody now. Yes who else wants a harder cross a cross you could get a cross now be exciting. I Have an axe Go on

She's already He wants to put an arrow, okay, that's okay Draw on you I'm gonna have art written all over my face at the end of the night. Oh

That's very nice. Can we hear it for Ron's arrow? Absolutely This is a very looper Calian Chris

Is just telling us he's enjoying this sex Passo that's his word Tonight for sure with dr. Suzy and all the beautiful people live from Englewood. That's not Englewood That's Englewood

new joysie, okay, and Let's get let's get busy All right, so now to start the talk off the microphone. Oh, he's ready to start Yes, he wants us he's a nibble

All right, so only only ladies who have had their marks given deserve to drink the wine of Looper Calia we get the privilege. That's right. You could provide your tits though You should not allowed to drink anything your bad girl. Hey dr. Suzy I kind of think

Whomever is the most naughty us tonight and disobeys should definitely have a replay of what I did had done to clay What you had done We when she's blindfolded You remember no

Obviously, but that's okay. We'll do that. We'll do that. Okay, so we so who wants to start with this? This activity here you do I will begin you will begin on whom? Yes, you may provide your Yourself. Oh, she's oh here comes Chelsea now. Okay. Hello Chelsea

Amor is Okay, well you haven't accepted the mark of Looper Calia and it's like a sorority. You need to have a mic wait You are you are except we don't kill hey, I want your Or boobs. No, that's okay

Hey You're rocking it out and you're here. That's all that matters, right? Okay. Can I have your boo? Okay, so bonoboville communion consists of finding a

naked body part on your partner and And Yes, usually the boob the boob is a good thing because after all it is the symbol of the Looper Cal because the she wolf Suckled Romulus and Remus and look at Amor's pretty underwear very nice

You know, I think I'm gonna do it right above her panties. No, you're not and switch it up a little bit going to Oh Mom wants her topless. That's right. She's the first more if you won't get topless She will if you won't get topless, then I will how about that? Okay? She just did okay

My girls can we hear it brothers and sisters? The most beautiful girls and now they're gonna show you some bonoboville communion So first lick this skin Yeah

Here hold hold the mic Leather by Jux for you have two nipples for a dime What you said, he's just trying to Negotiate

You have two nipples for a dime She's doing getting them hard. He's my girl crash. She's allowed to She is I don't have a Valentine I have all of you as my phone excuse me All of you are my Valentine

Here you have a Valentine here. All right, Haley. She is doing her But no boville communion from our Valentine angel who's a bit of a bad girl So she gets up like Yeah

And we add the February spanking to the absolutely I think so because after all she hasn't received the mark of the looper cow So therefore she is just a Village girl there you go. Just turn around. Yes

Just bend over and She is wearing a lovely Frilly thong and yes

And I hope you do that to me It's what they suck Whacking her Trust me. He doesn't both want it. That's why I said if he's Christian gray outfit

He better be doing it with more than one already. We've got more action than 50 shades of gray. I think Yeah, I totally agree. Okay, girlfriend says 50 shades of gray is equivalent to a guy showing off his collection from Spencer's I'm not sure how to take that because I haven't seen the movie He's very very good looking I will tell you that I saw the movie today if you like Calvin Klein models

I like men like the captain It was pretty good actually Yeah, and I read the first chapter of the book and I put the book down and walked away But I saw the movie and it was great. All right. Next

Here she is brothers and sisters We celebrated Rainey's birthday Rainey has accepted the mark of Luper Calia and I'm doing another shot gorgeous boobs I'm not doing another shot. I think that you could do a shot

You can't yeah, you can sure it's your decision on who's the you want to do it off of yes Or whose body part I should say Yeah, we're while you're deciding. I'm just hanging out come on come on over here and Get me that

Yeah, okay, I just say your shoes are lighting up they do they do what can you Put that on the camera. Oh Look at those shoes. It's amazing. Wow. It's like a rave in her feet You should have saw the ones I used to have a rubber duckies and water in them

That is me. Yeah, so I'm a boss. Okay. Come on sit here Haley. Okay. All right, and we have Yours on the line smokey binyan we had him here a few weeks ago for the Elvis Presley

Fabulous Elvis imitation He sent me a little teddy bear he did he sent you a little teddy bear and Let's see. There's more. There's more the packaging and

a bunch of DVDs He did okay, and he has a song for you. Don't you smokey? I think they're blank so you can go ahead and videotape yourself and then send them back to him How wonderful

Thank you That is awesome. He even signed the CDs for me. Happy Valentine's Day smokey Happy Valentine's Day smokey. Hope you're doing well. Lusty Luper Kalia Whoo

Thank you so much for sending it. It says to Haley. Thank you for being a great friend love smokey Okay, let's have a hand for that message All right smokey, are you gonna give us a song maybe you should sing while somebody whips somebody how about that? Can I get you want to get whipped? I want to get whipped by the lovely lady here rainy

She better she better. I know that she has a good forearm, but I would love it if you could Could you pull that thing back down? Rainy while you whip can you pull that down? Yeah, it is what yeah, of course always always

And I'm just gonna get comfortable All right, I think that you should yeah, you should definitely should use that one Yes, yes next, okay, okay, and here we go you can do it harder and Harder smoky

Not too hard not too hard right now. We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna do it in rhythm to a song Okay, so Here we go take it away smoky That's

It's cuz she's getting a birthday Yeah It is exactly a week from today He's talking about the card again

She just got she's gonna have to study it And then she'll get back to you and you can grade her and if she doesn't do well, you can spank her And then she'll get back to you though What I will be getting back to you

Shortly in the next few days Thank you so much you welcome. I was if he's a monkey. He fell his legs back and forth better than that shake my hips trust me oh Oh He's

He says if he throws his legs up and down better than he shakes his hips as I feel like a translator Yeah, I couldn't I have pretty good ears. Yeah, yeah, but you're not wearing headsets. I know that's the problem. That's what I said earlier Got some wild technology Okay, smoky you have a great Valentine's Day. Thank you. Happy Valentine's Day smoky

They're precious and I have one more song to sing for all of you Everybody for everybody for everybody then everybody get into the bed. Yeah, yeah, yep Once I'm chocolate little girl. Oh, I do I do Yummy. Oh

Whoo. Oh Where's Ron? Why aren't you in the bow? Oh, get your booty over here boy Anywhack to the hot Oh

Okay, we're almost ready smoky. I know, huh? Okay. Okay, so come on. Let's go smoky There's love right there. I'm loving it Thank you First

Okay, thank you smoky we gotta continue our looper Kali and festival But we love you I'm gone for five minutes and it's chaos up here. I know the weddings brahmets was in funeral All right now I had heard

From Miley that she felt that Ron Jeremy needs to do bonoboville communion. I agree What is it communion consists of coming to sit on the bed And alcohol, okay, you know what it is. Oh, maybe you haven't been here early enough in the show Yeah, I will sit over here. They can do that

You just eat all those chocolates So now Miley you're gonna be doing the communion or you're gonna be Directing the communion. Um, I'll do it. Okay, of course. She does everything

Let's look at her beautiful Valentine dress brothers and sisters Stand up stand up. Look at Miley's Valentine dress Pinkie Wow Does it come off

Everything it does Should we take it off slowly to music or take it off real fast you have to say please first, please Thank you. Thank you. Everybody. She sounds like me. Everybody. Please Pretty pretty please

Miley this is if Miley Cyrus was a porn star. This is what it would look like, right? Miley may brothers and sisters She's so lovely. Yes, she is I'm loving it pretty and pink. I'm very Valentini. Mm-hmm. I think that ass needs to get somewhat I'm I've been very wanting very much. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's Luper Calia. You got the heart on the forehead

You're doing good. Okay, so yeah, we want to take the rest of it off Am I the only one getting naked? I don't know. I know you're certainly getting the party started Would me getting naked first be more comfortable for you. Yeah Together Hailey such a helper. I'm stripping. I'm naked. I'm flashing. I'm still talking about a communion is

We're gonna do communion in just a moment. We add a tape is oh, excuse me hold that dress We got to go to a commercial. I'm so sorry, but yeah, you know, I enjoy teasing you This is quite a tease. So, you know just tease them girls. We're gonna be returning shortly with striptease bonoboville communion

Thwacking with juxtapose leather on Luper Calia the original Valentine's Day Oh, yeah, so don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back Hi, I'm Dr. Susan block and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes, you know

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explosive most delicious tequila drink ever Get down a little dirty You're listening to radio Suzy one on the worldwide web and now here she is Dr. Susan block Okay, we're live and we are celebrating

Valentine's Day in bonobo Ville, you know, it's the love holiday and We love the love apes and we love the love king Who's really the last king who I'm sitting right next to right now Ron Jeremy brothers and sisters Let's give a hand to brother

Ron for helping so many people with their hands when all they have on Valentine's Day Is their hand Is this is this working well, can we try this one that one's pretty loud I'm letting I'm letting you put a heart on my forehead

Thank you. I can prove to the world that I can keep a heart on come on. That's funny There you have the Sisters of the heart she has she keeps me around for a little stick Get to a certain age and it's wrinkled the old bastards who said that

And You and I touch forehead to forehead Now we are continuing our looper Kali a festival the festival of the heart and we have just Begun to so red and some buns. Yeah, I believe when we left off we had Miley and Haley getting naked for us

Thank you for spotting that tangent. Yes. All right, so we can resume that now Miley Haley if you would so please I forget the context, but it's cool. Let's do it I think it is stripping down in the cave of the looper cow and we are here in the womb room cave Well, yeah, this is the thing. I told my life. She said, well, am I gonna be the only one that's gonna naked?

All right. I said, you know, yeah, just in case you've just tuned in. This is the back story Would it make you more comfortable if I got naked? I did a satire of the wrecking ball. Did you know that? I do I did know that 50 million hits We've all kind we're spin-offs on Miley. That's all we are

Cyrus we are so desirous Even when we made fun of you really it's kind of a and I was Jessica short It's a love-lust thing. It's not even a hate. There's no hate You'll love us when you're not gonna do a shanae it on our Miley are you a shanae

What does that mean shanae name shanae O'Connor who called out Miley told her a prostitute Because of wrecking ball because it it's you know, she's like Where in this I mean come on I'm missing out

Okay Just kidding doctor said doctor said no more soul Okay, here we go Ron Jeremy doing bonoboville communion mayor of bonoboville taking his Bill of Miley get it all my doctors prefer views pepper

Wrecking his ball better early than ever, right? At my age salt is bad for you What is not bad for you, well, I'm gonna show you how a pussy drinks I was like fuck it. I'm gonna get naked

Okay, this is the naked movie music. I mean I move I think that's I got naked like first, you know I think I think I think somebody should be blindfolded or get a big drinker, but it's good You agree? I think one of you with spanking called the shots. That's what I want to do right now Yeah, okay. Oh, oh, oh, yes. Yes. We're gonna have

A whipping or a look at this ass Susan. Yeah, she's good bears. I know this is quite the ass Finger flogger here very tiny much more high-tech than they had a looper calio, though, who knows That is quite a looper calian ass Can she spank you? Oh, yeah, definitely and she's got dimples

Ass dimples. Why are you still dressed honey need any help? Lonnie Lonnie darling Miley's teasing Quick grab the dick

And I just want to look at these panties. Whoa. These are some very exotic right here and Yes

Charlie Piper is getting into the looper calian spirit giving a hand spanking to Haley sweet That's Haley is completely naked. Wow. That happened

And her ass looks like a heart, okay, excuse me. Where's one of those hearts? Can I have that? Can we kind of Ron you got to wash your hands before you touch the pussy. I was you were touching a snake You have to always cool. You even said so I told you that you always always gotta wash

I Told you guys That's I'm just spanking flesh. We all know You could get some water we can just rub

I asked about a while ago. Yeah, you know what we do right here. I asked the pierrot, you know, but it's right here Sometimes it's right under your nose. Yes bananas. Yes, we have no bananas, but we do have some I Want to see you suck that banana You seem so hungry. Oh, we got Jessica Schur's song coming in Susie

We have a gift for you Yeah, there's that too. I have one for you. Oh, well, thank you Most of us here at Bonoboville. Yes, we do Dr. Susie look at her and get jiggy with it over there

Denim Ozel are you here? Grab one grab one feel free. I Think someone should have Bonoboville communion off of Ron Mr. Gray. Yes, sir ma'am Mr. Gray

We have something for you for all of these naked women around. He's like old sir, man I mean, we are in the looper Kali and spirit brothers and sisters meaning we are wild and this is Chelsea Demoiselle

Oh Where's my applause I Would have a banana My card

And you But it's probably more interesting reading than 50 Shades of Grey Because Unlike story of oh at least the heroine survives right, right? Yeah, I mean, it's not a murder story

I think that's great. There's so many murders of women on you know American cinema why not just have one gets spanked. I think that's great, you know, that's amazing, right? It's great to just get a little spanking Yeah, and this is a beautiful

He's been washed so many times Really needs a group licking Action all all clean all all he's perfect. He's like a babe, you know in the spring Manicured pedicured everything

Thank you Chelsea Demoiselle Chelsea Bonobo Chelsea raw she's got a lot of different last names We want to do that for two weeks. This is the one and only Ron Jeremy although. He has another last name Ron Hyatt How comes he has all her clothes on you know get it never normally does you made her squirt you can get her clothes off I made her squirt you don't remember

How long was that oh my goodness, okay grab a mic You made me squirt for the first time and something I can tell my grandchildren about all right How long did it take Did you make a puddle

For a reason did you make a puddle yeah, it squirted all over my legs or something. I don't know how to make a sign Was it here Relax your forehand what how long ago New Year's it was New Year's

New Year's New Year's show so is it like a 28th All right, and you're Jim and I right You're destined we could show it to a new crowd I agree and so we get demonstrated again if you celebrate

I think one thing we have to do while we're still here in the center of everyone's dog union Exactly and people need to do communion off of Ron Jeremy. I agree. Totally agree. Okay, well for where well We could figure that out Let's see who has not done ringleader

Yes Oh Lonnie legend So girls on your side and they look the salt up is that it

And then they drink their communion shot There you go me Haley knows it's okay. So was it to you stand up Schmeckl comes out and they put the thing The first one will be a demonstration

And then you'll know after that a demonstration Do you want to demonstrate? I'm not mistaken there's two females that have not done it yet. Ah Sherlock which I think she's took three sheets to the win at this point. She's done like the one to your right

Mrs. E and then the one next to my leg this one. No, yeah This one is Charlie Piper who I don't know at all Charlie tell us your story In three words, and then there's Miley Miley. Have you ever know my knees done it but gotten to know

They haven't been on a set no Would you like where to do the doubleville communion with him? Can we eat together? Yes together two at the same time Do it the same oh I

Got this little trick where you squeeze the base get Public service announcement for any guy watching the show you need an instant heart on you push back squeeze push forward you go automatic All right, it's called a strip heart It's got me to a lot of

Agua Phoenix You have to give at least one kiss hello first No cross talk Action going on over there. It's so sweet because of the wrecking ball connection. It's Valentine's Day

There's a there's a connection here One of those Media connections where we know we've seen Miley Cyrus. He's going lower. We saw Ron Jeremy in the same video But not together, but now they are

Together Now Just preparing that's all just I would never do this unless I was preparing This is a public service

This is Lonnie is ever Lonnie But Lonnie legend. Can we see more of the butt here? We all join hands and sing we are the world But that's beautiful

Just we Charlie right here Whoa Paris Right here. This is Lonnie legends celebrating Luper Calia in Bonoboville with Ron Jeremy I

Feel like a newscaster You know dr. Suzy did you hear about what was getting we're doing for Valentine's Day today? Did you hear what uber was doing uber uber was giving out roses to all of their customers that they had Are they paying me for an ad? No, okay?

Shut up. How sweet is that only the only the uber drivers that like it's all It's like it's like hallmark. It's not sweet. It's saccharine Yeah, all right if they gave us a free year of rides to couples right in the back of the car On Valentine's Day, I would be impressed

That would be that would impress me uber if you gave a free year of rides to any couple who had sex or or just gave a car Okay, here's Ron Jeremy. I'm having bonobo vote. You're supposed to have some song. Okay, so okay, so now Now it's your turn. Do we have the shots? Yes, we do. We have the shots ready

Bonoboville communion brothers and sisters involves the ingestion because we are all at heart cannibals And we started as cells eating each other and then we started having sex instead Basically, it's it's a similar act, you know, we get a little bit into action

Yeah licking sucking we just use your imagination. You're not supposed to bite too hard, right? You know no no Jeffrey Dahmer if you don't like it if you don't like it. Well, okay. Well, that's I yeah Somewhat hard. Okay. Look at this. Do it. Okay present present your banana Okay

Okay, does someone want to show Ron what to do by getting the banana, please Okay We need a little bit of sex education here for the Expert so Ron's gonna give a little demo of how this is supposed to be done

Not everyone knows everything. All you have to do is snap your fingers and say Ronnie up and his dick is hard I know this. I'm ready with the salt. He told me you say Ronnie up You snap your fingers and say Ronnie up and then Ronnie down That is how his penis operates a grip erection not a real one, but it looks good. Okay grip erection

This is what's called a g e grip erection. Here's the salt Put the salt on. Okay. You got to lick it first so the salt sticks Yeah, yeah, it's all It's fun

On the mayor of bonoboville The mark antony of bonoboville have your fingers that make Ronnie go down snap your fingers And it disappears. It's magic It's

Pagan It's magic. My last thought snap your fingers. Ronnie up Ronnie down Yeah, yeah, it's very good. It's a neat trick he likes to show You just have to know how to be the

Absolutely It's part of the grand tour of Ron Jeremy's penis Everybody's getting the tour right now Not quite the grand

Eventually I want to eat the grip eventually Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't try this at home unless you have a nine-inch or Not really anybody can actually do Oh, yeah more salt more salt you you gals can this is the

sacred Eco sexual side. This is rock salt. It's a little rocky. So don't lick too hard And it is the equisexual suckling of the she-wolf

Suckling I keep saying the word suckling don't I suckle suckle suckle? And that is what she does the looper which I peppermint for Peppermint can work if it's kosher salt isn't isn't your thing Oh, yeah, it's it's kosher salt. So you should now have to just take it back to suckle that Romulus Romulus Jeremy

Yeah, it's sort of shaman idea Ron Jeremy is playing Romulus the founder of ancient Rome being suckled by the she-wolf Yes May I hear it for his performance?

I didn't do kick Romulus Jeremy keep going girl Keep going. Yeah. Can you girls please snap your fingers? Yes The she-wolves how how can we have the how the she-wolves? The how the she-wolves brothers and sisters and the crack

Of the whip can we have a whip crack? Please I need a whip crack Okay, there we go. Yeah, okay. So I heard there was gonna be uh some other suckling suckle suckle Okay, he needs a shot Christian gray We are here with your devil horns. You are showing your true self. This is who you are to middle america christian gray

You are the devil and this is why it doesn't matter that the actor playing you can't act because You might as well be a calvin client model because you represent the devil to

Vanilla america And now our innocent anjanoo the virgin hailey suite playing anesthesia Naked it doesn't matter that she's fucked a thousand men and probably twice as many women because she's a virgin

in our erotic theater of the mind and she is here with christian gray Multi-millionaire. Oh, no billionaire. Excuse me billionaire, right? Oh, and uh, whoa

Don't let me fall. Okay Okay, well, I'll go over here Okay, and uh, this is the um, okay. Where's my tie Be able to surprise for you susan susan

The girl's been shy the whole time. She's gonna do i'm gonna take the salt off her thigh bone. Oh, right Yeah, so lie back Okay, look at those pretty panties Minor hers

This is charlie charlie piper And ron jeremy, of course just like christian gray Goes for the one he perceives as most virginal even though, of course, she's not a virgin at all

But she just is new and she hasn't done anything here yet. I never thought of that, but it makes sense to me And now Perfectly shaved pussy web cam together virgin that she is I have to kiss the target first that comes to solve

Yeah, baby Oh And here in this corner brothers and sisters you want to do a little whipping. You've got a uh flogger Whipping. Yes. Do you know how to do that? One of you can one of you whip. Okay

All right stand up and whip her Oh, look at that, but how do you feel? Whoa, there's milie We are so desirous doing the milie Cyrus spread it like a virus do the milie

Cyrus Yes Salt yes, of course. This is the ritual and ron is a religious man That he he he asked for the salt because he wants as much religious ritual my doctors don't have this much salt

Punch and we are practicing the lupacalli and bonoboville communion with sex icon ron jeremy tasting The cave of the lupacal

Where the wolf the she-wolf Who's suckle? I got that covered No, now he's suckling the she-wolf here. Okay. We're kind of mixing it up, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah We got pagan better than the pagans going on right here

There's a lot of salt that needs to go Bonoboville. Oh come on over here chelsea get over here. That's kind of hot Get involved. Yes. You didn't lick the salt lick the salt I'm gonna make a laugh. Watch this

All right I think I need one of these lupacalli and vloggers Tell me this tickles

That that tickles Now I do this afterwards And we are celebrating lupacalli in bonoboville Yeah, this is a heavy whip a heavy lupacallion whip. This is a little bit lighter here

Yeah, maybe you want to use that one. Oh you like that She is a professional submissive after all She's a pro switch. Oh pro switch She plays both sides. You know these labels are very important. And I've played both sides with her

All right, we'll play one of her sides. I think I should play this side right here and do my communion while she's out there Yeah, I think I should Okay And this is quite a tight skirt here that must be lifted

for lupacallia Yes, this is another heart-shaped ass brothers and sisters Right here. We've got Ron Jeremy crawling on the floor. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you've got your covered ass in the front

So that's not good. So you either take off your clothes or move aside And we are whipping it up for lupacallia brothers and sisters Yes, indeed And we hope you're whipping it up too because lupacallia as opposed to the modern

sanitized commercialized Valentine's Day is all inclusive Yes, not exclusive

It celebrates lust and natural Wildness

Yeah, and it's fun Right. Are you having fun? Where's your where's your microphone? Oh, it looks like my casting producer is having fun Oh, yeah. Oh, we're all getting busy. Right. Right. You know, like I said all that whipping leads to sex

You bet. Oh, you've got a cane Chelsea is dangerous She has a cane And she's lowering her skirt

And we have juxtas leather vloggers We have new detain Move that big black over there so I can see what time it is in the room. Yeah Great. Okay. How do you like that? That's even bigger than ron

Are you okay with uh, all right. It's it's becoming a spanking fest here on the doctor Susan block show You betcha That's what lupacallia is all about And this is where the symbol

of the heart Comes from just in case you've tuned in for academic reasons This is my theory the heart is no cardiac organ Doesn't look like that at all. It looks like

That This is for good luck in lupacallia You bet. Yes a little space to get the flogging action. There's some activity going on perhaps some of my Amazing movers and shakers can move this thing out of the way

Would anyone like to suck on a strawberry? Okay, that looks really good with your outfit Yeah We are getting to that time of howling

like wolves and thwacking like The fraternities of romulus and remis going forth

into the countryside turning the buttocks of the people into hearts

Into nice red hearts nice. There we go. That's all that's the way that's the spirit Let's get some good luck Yeah, oh, yeah Awesome that are you i'm a titty girl too. I actually like it on my pussy. What a strawberry

I'm sorry about that. Yeah, I can get thwacked too I was the new uh, this is the juxley crop. So I'm just getting used to it pardon the uh awkwardness Oh, it's nice though. It's nice. It's just a little long for me. It's

It's got a nice big pad there. Yeah, it's nice. It's almost thuddy at first. It's like thuddy Let me do a little short one

Oh very nice. Yeah by the true master. Yeah, nice and loud. Yeah And I always like this one somehow because I don't have to hold it. I just have it on my finger the finger flogger and yes, we are just

transforming into an orgy of spanking and licking thwacking

and sucking Whoo Luper Calia is among us is upon us and uh, I think uh, we're gonna like

climax this Formal part of the show right now

Yes, brothers and sisters And then we're going to go into the after party Where we can all join in You betcha

Wack it up Yeah, so first of all from our audience, uh, even though our audience is part of the participation Can we hear a amen and an a women and some applause? For these fabulous sex pots. Yeah sex birds. Oh, yeah

Captain max here give him the mic Calia lives. Oh you've got nice a nice pink one Okay, what do you want me to do there hailey? Okay

Max needs a smaming Uh-oh, I'll pay for that So I understand the pussy peddler is here. The pussy peddler is here. The pussy peddler the poetica She is the poet

Let's have one little pussy Short pussy poem. Can we uh, can we have a round of applause for the pussy peddler? Well, she comes up. Is she here? Yes, she is. She's here. She's coming up. She's coming up Gorgeous

Meanwhile, ron jeremy Is here, uh entering the looper cow the cave the wolf cave and here's the wolf. How are you doing there wolf? Oh Where's the microphone here? We need to get the microphone, please

Okay, oh Whoa You know, he slipped into the cave and then we have the pussy peddler here having fun. I know there's a lot going on But if we can have a moment

For the pussy peddler That's okay We're deep in the cave now All right, everybody quiet on the set, please

Hello. Hello. Hello Quiet on the set Quiet in the bar Silence testing one two

Turn it up. Turn it up. Turn it up All right, brothers and sisters the pussy peddler is here to join us on valentine's day And even though we're running into overtime. We're gonna just get a pussy pedal poem for valentine Yes, looper calia turn it up. I go go

Go I like shit around my neck. I'm freaking Tie my But whip me sweetly Oh, but while you're whipping

Please Don't miss a spot Because I'd love for you to assure My whole

behind Is hot And squeeze With your fingers

Oh, yeah Tiny nibbles from your teeth To assure the pain lingus Oh

Well, you think this sounds funny But I'm not joking with you Put your hands around my neck Grab the roots of my hair

Don't be scared pull it care By my nipples make me scream Until I cream

Pinch my lips Either one Between your fingers and your thumbs Spank my rear

Make me wet Then let me know you're not done Yes, oh it's just getting started Put your

In my mouth Then make me suck until i'm blue Lay your butt across my lap Then have me spank your ass too

Now have me get down On my knees. Yes, please Put your booty in my face Go ahead

Have me stick out my tongue Dare my mouth to take a taste Put your fingers up my pussy And your thumbs up my asshole

By my body give me hiccups Make me lose all self-control Now back Please wake me when it's over

Because you know your fantasies are fun Now sometimes they feel So damn real Glad to survive

another one Now I lock shit around her neck And I know she's freaky Okay, let's hear it for the pussy peddler

I think it just came Yes, poetry and porn Poetry and porn here Take me to church. I'll howl like the wolf in the dark of your life

You know that song? How's your And now it's gonna be a talent show Ordered American Idol. That's what it is You know brothers and sisters, you know that's what Luper Kelly is all about. It's the theater. It's the whipping

It's the celebration and the fun and the inclusivity as opposed to the candlelight dinner. Okay, so We are here and I think uh, we're gonna are we gonna wind up the The formal part of the show captain Captain my captain

Captain my captain. Well my captain. No, you're captain. I'm just I'm just on the ship Our captain our captain captain valentine captain Come on over here. You're my valentine Happy valentine's day. Is it valentine's or time?

How is it? It's valentine's it's the times of valentine And we have uh, loser twerksy here in the house brothers and sisters. Yes. He's applauding himself Best actor winner at various festivals

Come on over here Can we plug the movie? Can we plug the movie? We're plugging pussy. We might as well plug movie. Oh, yeah plugging ass Felix and meira Felix Felix and meira in theaters may 2015 Felix era And now we can put this in your butt in exchange for that plug. We get a plug, right?

Have you seen my little white butt? That's not gonna go in there No room Oh, if anybody has seen the movie any 50 shades of whatever, okay In the movie one thing that the female does say is what is a butt plug

That is one of the best lines in the movie. So i've heard and they don't say holy crap at all at all Right, not once they miss the best line. Okay, so happy valentine's day valentine Hello, hello, hello, so uh, hey That was fun

Right Nobody says no to this guy. I don't understand it I think you have they do a couple times. Oh my goodness. My goodness. Wow And uh, do you whiten your butt? Do you?

Yeah I don't know. I'm just asking Some some people do Bleaching bleaching

anal bleaching Ailey knows all about anal bleaching Anybody, uh, bleach your anal No

I don't want to know. I don't want to know. You don't want me to do that. Do you honey? No. No yours is nice white everything's good So why are we talking about anal bleaching? I don't know because they were talking about assholes and uh, so that's it No, it's just the heart looks like a butt. So everybody this is my this is my witness in life. Okay This is my

my only hope For uh, the rest of the world She is she is my girl. I mean, I don't own her but she is my witness. I am yours And I'm her witness

You share me with everybody and I share you with everybody All right Goddess is my witness Goddess is my witness. So you having a good time on valentine's day. I am having a uh, a drink or two. All right

All right, no, I'm okay. We didn't do the candlelight dinner this year. Oh, that's all right. Yeah, is it okay that I didn't get you flowers Yeah, I know all the flowers are fake. You don't have to give me flowers. Okay, so we're gonna wind up the show Everybody do a plug of their anus, right? And then we're going to do a group picture and then we're going to have a party

So anybody want to do a plug if you don't do it now? I will give you will give up your What is do a plug mean? Uh, it means you could what is that plug someone's asshole with your promotional bullshit Watch the wires. Watch the wires the wires the wires

Watch the wires. I am chelsea demoiselle and I am a therapist with phone and webcam at the doctor susan block institute And I'll be on all night That's right All right when you need a valentine anytime of year

Call the doctor susan block institute and chelsea is one of our fine therapists All right, so Any other plugs? I'm just Look at my plug. It's the most. I think plug yourself with a

As I said this plug my twitter is um hailey suite xxx my instagram is the same. It's hailey suite hale y Sweet xxx so it was my Oh god tumblr facebook anything really and don't miss it. Hey, let's google my name. It's a great Twitter. Yes, this girl

All right here and any any other Yes, I'm reynie lane. You can twitter my twat at reynie lane r a i n e y L a n e six nine. I didn't realize there was going to be spelling confusion on my name But apparently there is

So there's that anyway. Thank you twitter my twat. Okay, twitter your twat anybody else you want to promote milie Sure. Yeah, of course my twitter is milie may triple x. Can we hear her? Yeah, can you hear me? I can hear hear me my My my head sets aren't working. My twitter is milie may triple x

And this is my friend lani Lani legend Just lani legend Lani legend. Oh, I hear better without my headset. Okay, and you are on your way to becoming a legend

And oh, yes ron jeremy brothers and sisters Okay, we're cutting in the middle of a kiss. He's always in the middle of some sort of sex act. What's your website? chelseadanewazale.com you can get a hold of me over there Okay

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So I think we're gonna wind up So, uh, we're gonna have an after party very soon ron is already starting the after party. I think he's going to start some squirting or something What are we doing here? It's it's gonna be working on squirting. Can we open the legs or are we gonna just get it all over the floor? Yeah, we're working on this. She's got her new shoes on. She's squirting. Yeah

I see the light. I think or some kind of wetness It's getting all over the rug. Yeah a little bit, yeah Oh

Another hot shaved pussy for looper calia Yeah The cave of the looper cow brothers and sisters Oh haley's after

We're satan Okay, so, uh, I guess that that's that so we're gonna give some applause to chelsea demoiselle and ron jeremy And brothers and sisters lovers and sinners This is our great celebration of the high holiday of love and lust

valentine's day the root of which is the pagan wild Whiptastic looper calia So whip it good brothers and sisters spank that monkey if you're home alone You know if you're with somebody

Get that heart shaped, but even if it's not a heart shape until you've had three Bonoboville communions, and then it will be Okay, take those spirits As you wish and

Yeah, get naughty and Oh Get my what?

Okay, so here's my boobs I don't want to get caned on my boobs you want to turn around for your febuah Uh My febru, uh, all right. I'll take a I have to I we keep extending this show

Okay, whack it good for looper calia Ah Wow, that's stings. I think it's good luck All right

It's good luck. So we're all gonna get whacked and And this is still going on here All right, I can't end the show until you end this romance Not

Right. Yeah after party folks Ron is is serious. He's like a scientist doing an experiment that must not be stopped He is determined to just keep this show going and keep everyone waiting until he's finished With his exploration of the cave of the looper cow. Okay, I'm gonna stop

And I'm gonna start again Amen. Amen women. Keep no yet. Keep going. Keep going. All right. Keep going. Yeah, okay Here we go. We have the valentine romance So beautiful

She's howling like a wolf. Let's hear Oh celibate just for you. She's like anastasia What's 30 seconds? Who's he keeps saying 30 seconds?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I I I'm going to sign off when I have a sign off There's continual action It's not gonna stop All right. All right

Okay, brothers and sisters lovers and sinners I want to wish you a happy valentine looper calia Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, whether you're watching us In your cardboard box or your mansion on a hill. I want you to be good. Be happy

Make love like bonobos, not baboons Baboons, you know how long I've known Susie for? A baboon's life. How long have I known you for? The life of a baboon I'm the last guy to put on a film, but it was just dialogue only. Okay. Are we starting a whole new subject now? That's great. I like that. Ron is a good friend. I've known him 15 what 15 20 years 20 years around

20 years I've known him. Okay. Most two girls are not even sperm yet Older than the looper calia is my friendship with Ron. It goes way back before roman times Uh-huh John, how'd you get in here? Where are those boobies? Oh, yeah, give me those teeth. Whoa, so

Okay Yeah, brothers and sisters, I am trying not to get distracted And okay The Ron Jeremy crowd. Okay make love to someone you love tonight

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