Andre’s Confessions

Full transcript of Andre’s Confessions on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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I am a sex therapist, sexologist, sex maniac, you know. And I'm a little bit political, I got to say. I do. I got my politics, baby, you know.

And lately I've been a little bit famous, just a little bit, not too famous. If I get too famous, yikes! That's very difficult and dangerous. But I'm a little bit famous for something that actually Cosmo came up with,

but asked me about, called Post-Trump Sex Disorder, and actually Rush Limbaugh tried to sell his newsletter using that. And because I made fun of him, he then took that down, but we're going to put it up this week, Rush,

trying to sell newsletters based on Post-Trump Sex Disorder. And of course, Rush was Trump before there was Trump. So, it's raging. Let me tell you, brothers and sisters,

it is raging Post-Trump Sex Disorder in America, all over the world in a way. But the Trumpenstein, Trumpenstein,

Trumpenstein! Let me give him a whack. Trumpenstein, whack those balls. And I'm going to use this,

this is the magazine that Stormy Daniels used to whack him. Whack. And then this is the hat that all the proud boys were wearing. Anyway, stay gagged, Trump.

So, Trumpenstein is ruining a lot of good things. A lot. And a lot of pundits and comics and influencers are talking about all these things that he's ruining in America.

Many, many, many important things. But I'm a sexologist, so I tend to talk about sex. And I talk about how the Trumpis,

the serial pussy grabber in chief, and his regime is ruining sex. For countless sex workers, let's start with sex workers, all kinds of people.

Hi Betsy, Betsy the dog is coming through. Betsy's sex life is not so good either, since we don't have a boy dog here lately. But that's probably Trump's fault.

But certainly sex workers and their clients, okay, having a bad time because of Cesta Fosta, which is not just Trump's fault, but he signed it into law and it makes it very, very difficult

for sex workers to live, let alone have decent sex. And then there's trans people, whose rights he is obliterating. And then there's immigrants and their spouses being torn apart.

You know, I mean, yeah, they're suffering in many, many ways, but their sex life is suffering too, which is, you know, from a sexologist's point of view, serious. And all kinds of couples who neglect each other, right?

Not us, Max, no. I mean, he's coming close when I say couples neglecting each other. Captain Max, let's hear it for Captain Max. Well, let's hear it for Captain Max, thank you.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey. 27 years, okay. Add my cameraman over there,

and then there's Gideon over here. But, you know, a lot of couples are neglecting each other sexually because one or both are addicted to Fox News or maybe CNN or MSDNC

and, you know, just trying to see what Trump's latest obscenity is. And it's not just Trump. It's everyone in his orbit, let's say, Paul Manafort. You know, maybe you don't remember him.

He hasn't been in a news cycle for the past few weeks. But he's ruined sex for consensual cuckolds, right? Because he's a cuckold, but he forced his wife into it, so they say.

So, you know, a lot of cuckolds are suffering because of Manafort. And then there's Roger Stone, who calls everybody a cuck. You know, but he's a cuck, of course. He loves to have people have sex with his wife.

And he's ruining sex for consensual cuckolds and swingers. And, you know, there's nothing wrong with swinging and cuckling if you do it consensually. But these people, well, Manafort we know is not doing it consensually.

And speaking of non-consensual, how about Brett Devil's Triangle Cabinol? You know, ruining sex for just women in general. Just, oh, who's going to now throw me down and rape me

and then become a Supreme Court justice? Okay. And then there's Ivanka, just ruining sex for Barbie doll blondes, right?

Who's heart belongs to daddy. And Don Jr. just ruined sex for everyone. And then there's Jeffrey Epstein, of course. He is really ruining sex.

And all the people in his orbit, you know, ruining sex for all kinds of good, decent people who just like massage. Massage, you know?

I mean, now you can't say you like massage without people like looking at you like, what are you, a creep? What's wrong with you?

You like massage? Jeffrey Epstein likes massage. Now massage, let me just say this, brothers and sisters, I'm a sexologist and I believe in the healing power of touch.

And massage is a wonderful healing activity. It's a form of touch that we really all need. And, you know, whether it's sexual, of course, consensual sexual, or it's non-sexual, which should also be consensual,

but a lot of massage is non-sexual. Sensual massage, you know. Or just plain old therapeutic where they're roughing you, you know, or maybe shiatsu.

I mean, there's so many wonderful types of massage. And now everybody who hears the word massage is like thinking, Epstein did that. You know?

And then there's the sex toys. Sex toys. He had some sex toys in his bathroom. So people can't stop talking about that.

I mean, what does that have to do? Okay, I am not a fan of Epstein at all. I mean, he's horrible. He had sex with 13 or 14-year-olds.

Who knows how many? And that's very, very wrong. Not to mention illegal. He was a bad guy.

I think he probably worked for the CIA as well. But anyway, or a massage or something like that. But to my knowledge, to my knowledge, and I admit my knowledge is limited,

he didn't murder anyone. Right? I don't think. He's not reported as murdering anyone.

In fact, Epstein may have been murdered. Hashtag Epstein Bar. That's right. Check out Bar's dad who hired Epstein at Dalton School

when he had no credentials. And also, check out Bar's Opus Day connection. Anybody know about the Da Vinci Code? Opus Day.

They're the creepy little organization. Anyway, we can talk about that later. But anyway, the important thing is to say, Epstein is regarded by many, maybe most people these days,

as worse than a murderer. Now, I think he's bad. But I mean, the El Paso mass murderer, the Dayton mass murderer,

George W. Bush, who murdered millions in Iraq and Afghanistan, are respected more. Because many people believe, and it's getting worse, that bad sex, and I'm not for bad sex, believe me,

but they think it's worse than murder now. It's like, this is crazy. This is post-Trump sex disorder. And I hate to say this because I hate Trump,

but it didn't start with Trump. In America, I mean, I don't know when it started, but we could say with the Puritans, who murdered Native Americans,

as well as murdered each other for sexual improprieties, hung each other, by the way. Hanging is a favorite form of murder for a lot of people. Strangling, hanging.

And often because they were sexual. And we were founded by Puritans, this country. I mean, it was lived in by Native Americans, but then Puritans came in and turned it into

kind of what it is today. And Puritanism still rages in America. And I feel like it was raging a little bit less a few years ago, I don't know, with Obama.

And then I don't know. It just, but now it's raging. It's raging. And it's been a summer of rage.

Shootings, galore, mass shootings, many of which are perpetrated by incels. Okay, they don't all acknowledge that they're incels. You know what incels are.

Incels are involuntary celibates. They can't get laid. And maybe some of them are kind of voluntary because they don't leave their parents.

Fem cells. Fem cells. Fem cells don't kill anybody. No, but I still want to talk about them.

I just think they're interesting. Okay, there are some women who are also involuntary celibates. And they're angry too.

And they're angry too. And maybe they're on their period. Check, check. Should I make fun of them?

Of course. I make fun of everybody. But you know, incels, the male version. Maybe there will be a Fem cell

that will kill a bunch of people. But maybe they have one that, the one who was upset about her YouTube being censored. I kind of sympathize with her

because I don't like when my YouTube is censored. But I don't try to show people. But I don't go to YouTube. And I don't think she succeeded in actually killing people.

But, yeah, she went to YouTube and shot her. And anyway, yeah. Shootings in Walmart, nightclubs. People shooting cops.

Cops shooting people. I mean, the whole Philly thing was ridiculous. I'm from Philly. I feel like I can almost make fun of that

because nobody got killed. This one guy is like shooting cops. I mean, I don't have cops. Nah.

Not really. People committing suicide or assisted suicide in jail with the assistance of a former cop

who's killed like five people and then he's in a cell with Epstein. I don't know. I don't trust that whole thing. Meanwhile, the big, big mass shooters,

where are they? Abroad. American military operations and occupations continue and we're supposed to treat these guys like heroes

and nothing against you if you've served. I respect you sort of. But not the killing. I don't respect the mission.

I don't respect the mission. I respect that the troops go in there because they need a job, I guess. But children in Yemen are being mass murdered

with American weapons. ICE is deporting and imprisoning people who are dying. And today, if you're tuned in live right now, the Proud Boys and other white supremacists

have gathered in Portland with Trump support. Trump has said, you've got to go after Antifa. Meanwhile, the Proud Boys are elevating and eroticizing

the way they dress in their little picky outfits. Violence with pride. With pride. They're ruining the word pride.

Fuck's sake. That's our word. That's our word, gay pride and LGBTQ pride and all the different kinds of pride.

Guys are all of themselves proud boys. Come on. Well, a sexist smeared violence and murder eroticized but not here.

Not in Bonoboville. Not on the Dr. Susan Block Show. The greatest sexuality show on earth. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Can I get an amen? Amen. Where we practice the Bonobo way of peace through pleasure

where the females are empowered and the males have fun and lots of sex. And yeah, they've never been caught killing each other in the wild or captivity.

They have a lot of sex. So we're going to have a good show tonight. Maybe a great show. I don't know.

I mean, we did have a cancellation. A last minute cancellation. porn star. One of our featured guests, Miss Daphne Dare.

I'm not going to tweet about her, but I'm going to name her because I mean the name. She didn't dare show up. She canceled at the last minute.

She thought it was Sunday, not Saturday. Even though I know Sunshine told her it was Saturday. The important thing is... She said she was freaked out by Dr. Block.

She called me Dr. Block. As opposed to, I don't know. That's pretty good. Calling me shit.

But she didn't say why she was freaked out. Maybe she's a Trump or maybe she's a proud boy girl or something. Or maybe I'm just freaky. How about that?

It's a known fact. I am a super freak. That should be it. Super freak.

Super freaky. But anyway, I'm happy because I've got Andre Mulligan. Hey. He's right here.

Hey, Andre. Let's welcome him and say hi. Hello. How you doing, Andre?

Thank you for joining us. Andre is... I like how he calls me ma'am. I think that's very sexy.

I know some women don't like that. Being called ma'am. I'm from North Carolina and people always get insulted when I say yes ma'am. No sir, thank you sir.

I love being called ma'am. I think it's kind of sexy. You're from... Louisville, Kentucky.

Right. And you spent some time in Tennessee. A little bit in Tennessee. Back to Louisville.

Most Louisville. And you were... Is this past tense? A stripper?

You were a stripper. I wasn't even speaking English. But now you're a comedian. And a stripper turned comedian.

Sounds vaguely familiar. And you're not a Trump supporter, right? No. I mean, some of his things, I'd be like,

I can get on board with that. You know what I'm on board with with Trump? I'm on board that he hasn't invaded a new country. I'm on board with that.

He has not invaded a new country. He's just supporting those that have. He has supporting the old invasions. Well, he actually has invaded a new country.

Meskians in America. Oh, well, okay, you got a point there. That's true. Well, I was thinking of a country outside of America.

But, you know, anyway, yeah. He's making a mess of America. And that does, to a great degree, include the immigrants.

And aside from the Native Americans that we pretty much almost killed all of, we're a nation of immigrants. Okay, we have a question from Robert Golden.

Why does Andre look like a Star Trek extra? Is that a joke in between you guys? I was a Star Trek extra. You were a Star Trek extra.

Do you know Robert Golden? No. He was on the show last week. I'm just saying that because that was the corny is.

That's how he got here. He's just not claiming him. He's not claiming him. He didn't want to claim him.

What's Star Trek? I don't even know. I'm Star Wars. Star Wars.

Oh, okay. Okay, I want to watch it now and pause where you are and be like, yeah. No, no, you really were on Star Trek?

No. No, no, no. Robert Golden is just making that up. Yeah, he's making that up.

It's probably because of my shirt. It's probably because of my shirt, yeah. I'm going to tell him, you just threw a monkey wrench in our show.

All right. Well, I'm not sure what he meant by a Star Trek expert. I'm telling him right now,

you just threw a monkey wrench in our show. Yeah, he's trying to be funny. Yeah, yeah. And he's not on it.

So, you know, he's a little jealous, probably. Oh, yeah. He had such a good time last week on the show. Yeah.

He got into the spanking so much. Oh, boy, did he. He really liked, I think he liked giving the spanking more than receiving it.

Oh, yeah. And then when we all showed our boobs, he's like, okay, I'll show my boob too. He showed a man boob.

He did have kind of a move there. I saw a little brown titty on there. I was like, ah, that's a man titty. That's a man titty.

That's a man titty. That's a man titty. I don't want to see no man titty. And you know what?

Facebook is okay with men chess. I don't like man titties. I report it every time. Well, I like it.

We report it every time. I like yours. I've seen yours. In fact, we have a promo picture of you.

Oh, yeah. That's not titties. We had so many hot sexy pictures of you. We're just very egalitarian here.

Okay. Chest, titty. But anyway, like I said, I bet Robert is a little jealous.

Oh, yeah. I'm going to say that. He's very funny. He's very good.

If he had a man titty, you can milk him, right? Well, we didn't try. We did not try that. Try next time.

Next time. We're definitely going to have him back. So you could try. No, you don't want to try.

No, you don't want to try. Before we hear more from Robert. There's no man titty. No.

Okay. But you know, I mean, how do you feel since we're talking about that, about the fact that you probably have

a lot of male fans? Oh, yeah. I'm okay with that. You're okay with that.

You know what I'm saying? My manager got me on board with it because at first I was mad. I was like, oh, no, you know,

they behind my picture. And then she's like, you think Brad pick her who, you know, and it wasn't a homophobic thing. I was like, I just don't want a man

just looking at my picture in the shower. I was like, no, I don't want to think about that because I got a shower. He could burn this by like, yeah.

And I was like, no. Then I was like, you know, my cousin, he bought them for us. I was like, cool.

Listen, I don't like Trumpers very much, but if they want to like jack off to my picture, that's okay. Anybody stroking it to your picture

is somebody stroking it to your picture. You know, and somebody who's not, you know, shooting real guns, they're just shooting the gun between their legs.

So, you know, it's bringing joy to the world. Oh, I just don't see how Trump is affecting people's sex life. You don't see that?

You didn't hear what I said? I heard that. She has posted. It didn't affect my sex life.

Okay, well, maybe not yours. I'm good. Who are you busy with? Do you have a relationship?

I'm in a relationship. I have a girl like, it didn't affect my life. I try for it not to affect my sex life.

But let's just say it again, since you know, when he deports somebody that's been married to somebody for, you know, 10 years,

and then both of them have a fucked up sex life. Isn't that ruining their sex life? Nah, because she looked good.

They ain't gonna mess it up. I had fun with an ugly girl. I know I can have fun with a bad girl for a long time. They love each other.

I mean, okay, okay. I don't believe in that. Now, how about sex workers? That's bad.

That's bad. Because I was a sex worker, so, I mean, yeah, it was bad. Okay, well, Trump,

oh, you were? Yes, I did. It was okay. For women?

Yeah, yes, women. Well, I'm just clarifying. Yeah, I had to go to school and pay for a little bit.

Did you call the man? I called the man. One lady made me listen to Barry Menilow every time we had sex.

It was like the worst. I was crying. I was like, no. Oh, I love this story.

I just love it. It was bad. That's bad. It was good.

Plus, she had a goofy laugh like, ah, I like it. I was like, ugh. Oh, my.

We would go to comedy shows and be like, ah, I like it. Nah, I'm good. Yeah.

Well, you know, yeah, I mean, I'm sure she had some good qualities and it was your job. And, you know, and anyway,

sex work is work. It's work and it involves sex and Trump, but not just Trump. The whole Congress has ruined

sex work for a lot of sex workers by making it very difficult for them to practice their work without a great deal of danger.

No Craigslist. No Backpage. Shut down Backpage. LinkedIn.

That was Kamala. Kamala. That was Kamala. LinkedIn.

Yeah, you got LinkedIn. LinkedIn is Backpage. Do people use LinkedIn for escorting? I didn't know about that.

No, I was just. Oh, you do it all first. I wanted to go to Equinox. That's what they're doing.

Equinox? Okay. Yeah. Now we know there's something.

Membership comes for free. Well, you know. How many women, I mean, I don't know how many women avail themselves

of a male sex worker. Is it a popular thing? Is it tough? Yeah.

I mean, yeah. It's a lot of women. A lot of women. I mean.

What kind of women? Older, I imagine. Women, no. Younger too.

I must be Kroegers, you know. I must be some SavorTube Tigers. SavorTube Tigers? Oh, what's that?

I need to know. Like 75? Like 75? I had no idea.

I'm learning the new terminology. You know Sally Mullins? She's like a comedian cougar. She might like you.

I'm sure she would like you. She said Comedy Store a lot. She's going to be on. Me and her both did Tau Comedy Studio,

the festival there. We were both. I mean, just L.A., you got to walk. You got to treat women out here like dudes.

You can't look at them in the eye because the me too think, I'll just, what's up, man? Just keep walking on.

Look at that. Yeah. I'm good. Well, I like when you call me ma'am.

I don't know if that's me too. But okay, and so they're all different ages and all different nationalities, races. Is there any kind of sort of, you know,

profiling of the kind of woman? And what do you call it? Jill? You don't call it a John.

How much do they pay? What's your fee? Do you do this for free or do you get paid? No, you get paid for it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a worker. It's work. Max, you want to fill out application, Max?

My apartment was always a $500 deposit. I had to get a credit card. $500 deposit. Automatic.

Yeah, yeah, no. I got that. Do you hear that, Harry? It had rules, no kissing, stuff like that.

No kissing, yeah, no kissing. That was your rule. My rule, no cuddling, none of that stuff. No cuddling.

Do we do? But you could put something in there? What do you mean? Well, I mean, you know.

Was it worth it? No, I mean, we did have sex, but it was something extra. Yeah, right, for the $500. No, I got more than $500.

More than $500 was a deposit. That's where the deposit is. The $500 is just for going and listening to Barry Manilow. That's just to hold me.

That must be a magical wiener, man. I don't have $500 to pay for a wiener. So one thing that these women have in common is they're very well. You can only get it for free.

No, I don't know. The youngest chick I mess with, she was a nurse. She was like 22. A nurse.

Beautiful. Really? And she paid the $500 plus? I'm like, why are you paying this why?

She was like, you know, the way I look at it is that I know what I'm getting from you. I'm not getting what I get from a dude lying and telling me he want to be with me this. So she would just get me.

I was like, wow. I mean, it was good. It was good. Yeah, it was nice.

Interesting. 22. It could be anyone. I mean, beautiful.

And not a rich girl. So you would figure that she would find a boyfriend? I guess, you know, it's not wasting your time. No, it's not wasting your time.

Why have a dude in your face lying to you telling you he want to be with you and cheating on you versus you paying for what you want and getting out of her? You know, I just want sex. I'm done.

That's what she wanted. I guess so. Yeah, yeah. No disrespect.

That's what men do. Yeah. No, men do it all the time. Yeah.

I mean, you know, I mean, it's what people do sometimes. It's what people do. And women generally don't do that probably because most women can't afford to do that.

I think they can't afford it. And there might be more shame for women, right? And it's like expected. Oh, this is what men do.

They get sex. However, they can get it. But like a woman is like more and more women are doing it. Women always did that.

Women always just will have sex. And that's it. For me. For you.

For me. Yeah. Like when guys complain and say, oh, it's hard to have sex. No, it's not.

Wow. They don't all look like you. Women throw. There you go.

Like what? They just take their vaginas and throw it like this. Let's go. Take it.

I used to, like, I used to say have to. Tell that to the bagel guy. What's his? His.

My vagina. That bagel kid guy. Throw it again. He has trouble getting women.

Who does? The one we were talking about. The bagel guy. Oh, yeah.

Have you seen, there's a video, I think it's on YouTube, of this guy. He's five feet tall and he's basically throwing a temper tantrum in a bagel shop because he's short and he can't get laid and he thought that the cashier was a little rude to him or whatever.

That's who you hang around. If your boys got game, you're going to have game. You know what I'm saying? If you hang around a bunch of weekends, people, you're not going to be there.

But it's how you are and how you are. You know what I'm saying? Lessons from Andre. I don't know.

I know that there are a lot of coaches out there. And I got to say, there are some guys that need more than a coach. They need sex. And I believe that sex work should be decriminalized

and destigmatized and subsidized. And I think it would cut down on the mass murders and on a lot of the hate. I think so. And road rage too.

People would be more chillax, right? I mean, I'm just guessing. We have to guess because I think his mic went out. Is the mic what happened to his mic?

Hello? Hello? Oh, there you are. There you are.

Okay, so sex workers, sex life is suffering. As is a lot of just couples where they're just watching TV too much. I mean, not necessarily TV, maybe just looking at their phones. And maybe you don't.

And that's cool. And you know what? A lot of people criticize this whole idea that Trump is ruining people's sex lives. It's not just you.

And it's not just Trumpers. And it's a lot of liberals. They get upset with me for it. But I believe that it's true.

And I'm a sex therapist, so I hear it all the time. I mean, I can say I'm a sex therapist too. You could say that. Yes, I would say that.

But you're not a doctor. Yeah, I would say that. You would say you're a sex therapist. I would say that.

But if you attracted to a person. Can I see your doctor degree? No, no, no. I'm not asking.

How are you a sex therapist? Yeah, exactly. It's mentally. Oh, good.

It's a mouthpiece. Psychologically. Okay, this is the ladies' man right here. I mean, you can teach it.

It's the ladies' man. I just don't understand. Like, hey, just take your time. It's good.

I don't know. I think bagel guy, he could take all the time in the world and he would have a problem. Yeah, I think people are given different hands.

Like, some people are really attractive and it might be easier for them. And then some people, you know, maybe not quite as attractive.

And this is a little more difficult. That's why you have some ugly guys. You have beautiful women. And then you guys.

They have money. They have success. What about the guy who's married? Their mouth.

His wife doesn't want to have sex with him because she's done with sex. Okay. And he doesn't want to cheat on her.

And you know. When I was a stripper, I had that a lot. A lot of customers. There's a lot of that.

There's a lot of women that check out for various reasons. Maybe it's because they got, you know, 10 kids.

And they're busy. Or maybe they're going through menopause. Or who knows? They got issues.

And then they got a husband. And the husband doesn't know what to do. What should he do? Should he cheat on her?

Is that what you're saying? Well, no. Because actually one of my brothers, him and his wife had had sex for three years.

Okay. Three years. Oh my God. He masturbates every day.

And he was pouring all the time. And he won't touch her. He won't touch her. He won't touch her.

He won't touch her. He won't touch her. Because she took that sexy away. You know.

I don't know. So now does she want sex now? And he doesn't? Or she just doesn't?

He's not attracted to her no more. Anymore. Like he's disgusted by looking at her. You know.

That's so more complicated. Yeah, yeah. Hey, you got to get your. Now he's like vindictive or something.

He's angry. I don't think I got nothing to do with Trump, though. Well, if she's watching MSDNC, it does. Well, actually.

It's addicted to Rachel Maddow. It does. Yeah, actually it affects a lot of people. So when you grab somebody's husband.

And put him in prison. Yeah. All right. Because of immigration.

Yeah. Oh. That. Yeah.

You and let me say. That's all that's going on now. Because the workers now not going to jail. Because black's been going to jail for years.

And breaking the bush under the Clintons. But that's not affecting nobody. But now because the workers, the laborers are going down. If you can't get next to a pussy.

That's being affected. That wasn't affecting them when we were going to jail. That was affecting them. Everybody's going to jail now.

The workers into jail and deporting them. Right. Everybody's going to jail now. Everybody.

Everybody. I think they've been putting a lot of people in jail. A lot of people in jail. A lot of.

A lot of lefties. Killing in jail. Yeah. Yeah, like Julian Assange.

Yeah. Assange. Yeah. Come on.

Well, I mean, and he stands up. Well, we don't know. Maybe he's fucking his class or something. You know, he, I think he was fucking Pamela.

What's her name? Pamela, you know. Pamela. Why isn't anybody telling you?

Anderson. Right. Yeah. What about Pamela Anderson?

Well, I mean, they were kind of doing a thing. I think. And she visited him in jail. But I, you know, I visited people in jail.

It's not easy. It's not easy to have any contact, let alone sex. Unless you're in that kind of prison where they let you stay over because you're there for a while.

But they're not letting Julian Assange have that. And they're not letting Chelsea Manning. Chelsea Manning is also in jail for freedom of speech and, you know, for refusing to testify in front of the grand jury.

A lot of us went to prison. Yes. A lot of what ones? For free speech and freedom of speech.

That's right. So. So. So that ruins your sex life.

Believe me. I've had my sex life kind of ruined. Pretty ruined because of that. Yes, ma'am.

Yeah. Thank you. My ex-boyfriend dumped me over politics. So, yeah, I guess.

Over politics. It's ruining everybody's sex life. No, it's not ruining everybody's sex life. It's ruining a lot of people's sex life.

Obviously not Andres. No. No, Andres, he's indestructible, right? He's a comedian.

He's a comedian. He's a toxic and de-auster relationship. I can't. Yeah, yeah.

This, I mean, you can't. Yeah, I'm okay. Okay. So you're okay.

So that doesn't mean everybody else is okay. Just because you're okay. That's correct. Okay.

Thank you. Yes. So let me ask you a question. If they, like, love you and the audience and all these chicks come up

and they touch you and they want to hug you and everything, do you report them? No. No.

I was just wondering. You what? Report them? Report them?

Oh, sue them. But he's getting paid as a dancer. I know. I know.

That's the thing, though, because guys at shows, women touches do anything they wanted to to it. They do everything. I mean, they touch.

But if you go to a female show, you cannot touch you at all. You, uh-uh, you're going straight kicked out. Yeah. So, yeah, they, I mean, they treat us like definitely like pieces of me.

Yeah, yeah. Wash them. You know what I'm saying? That's when you were a stripper in clubs.

Yes. But I threw my shows also. So, yeah. Oh, through your shows.

Yes, ma'am. What do you mean shows? I threw shows so I would run out like venues and throw shows. You were kind of like a producer too, right?

Yeah. You had the show. Because I sell your ads. You got to have your own label.

As a dancer, you got to have your own company to get that money. You know, but I mean, I, the reason why I said I can be a philosopher and a biologist is on it because what women would do at the shows, you know, what they would do at the shows.

What would women do at the shows? What would they do? All of them would try to sleep with the dance. Not all of them, but a good number of them would try to sleep with dancers.

They would be getting married the next day and they would end up back with four dancers. You know, they would be like, wow. That sounds like what guy customers would do when I was at this trip. Everybody, all kinds of women, when they got into male review, we made it like Vegas.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Women hold standards when out, you know, at the door because of meat. They're like, oh, wow. I'd do anything I want to.

And then drink. Oh, man. They're amongst themselves and they're having a party. We'd be dancing on them.

They'd just pull our thong aside, suck our thing and put it back out. Why? It's so crazy. No, I've heard that.

When I danced in Guam, my manager was a male. He used to be a male stripper. And he was telling me, he was like, he was like, sunshine, you don't understand. You know, when you're on stage, the customers are not allowed to touch you.

When I was on stage, girls would run up behind me and like grab my balls. I was like, oh my God, are you serious? They're like, yeah, completely unexpected. They just think, yeah, they'll like run up and have balls.

No, my boss is telling me about when he was a male stripper. Like female strippers, there's a lot of rules. Like you can't just go up on stage and grab a dancer. But like if a guy is on stage, girls do it.

They treat you. You have to get your name. Because at first I started as a stripper and then I turned to entertainer. But as a stripper, girls would just walk up to me and just put their hand down my pants.

I'm like, wow. And the bigger my name got, then it was like that respect level. Oh, that's Romeo. Oh, hey, that's Romeo.

But it was like, wow. You're talking about preachers wise, whatever. There's no rules for them, right? There's no rules.

No, this is everywhere. Everywhere. When it comes to male entertainment. I've heard that.

I've heard that. So when did you stop doing it? Are you still doing it? No, I don't do it anymore.

I don't. Yeah, I definitely don't. Why? Let me start before.

Why did you get into it? I wanted to make my own money. I was working for a Hollywood video as a manager and I was going to play as a black fraternity Kappa outside.

And I was like, you know something, I want to, I want to go get my own money. And I went to, went to dance with this all white group. I got like $20 and that was from the dance. They was like, no, it was, no, it was a all, you know, it was a group of guys that

dance for women at a club. Like Chippendales. Like Chippendales. And then my first pay was like $20.

Well, the guys and women didn't give me anything. But when my name got big women. Oh, this money everywhere. Anything I want.

We got fluffers. Yep. I mean, cause you, you have fluffers. So when you are the show and you need to get ready, they might, it can be

whoever you might be like, I get that girl right there. Come and help me get ready for a show. Shit coming back. Do whatever they help you get ready.

Go back. Yeah. You're like, wow. Yeah.

Oh man. But that's the game. I started, I was 23. But I know people, I know guys.

You're so big. Your ego must have been through that. What was already big anyway? It was already, cause I had low, I used to really have real, real

low bed self esteem when I was growing up. You know, I looked like Steve Urkel. I got bullied just typical for everything. Yeah.

No, it's like, I literally got bullied. I look like Steve Urkel and my mom was on drugs and everyone was starting gang. So it was Bloods and Crips and I started my own gang called

Untouchable Thugs. And it really, and I, this is in Louisville. And I got shot in my head. I got shot in my head with 22 close range.

You want to straight through? I was 16. And I always knew, I got it. Yeah.

It was right in the back. But I always thought I was going to be dead. Right there. You see this guy?

Yeah. So, yeah. Oh my God. That's crazy.

Can you see through to the other side? Yeah. So, can you see? It went in right there.

Right there. So, you know, so when I started this gang, I was just like, I want to do my own thing. It, you know.

So what happened after you got shot? Did you have an epiphany? I thought it was Superman. I thought it was Superman because I didn't die.

I thought it was Superman. But, you know, I kept going, you know, I was always going to school. I always did things.

But I wanted to die because my life was that bad. It was crazy that my life was that bad. And I was like, my mom was on drugs. I was like, man, I just, I can't.

Your father wasn't around. Father wasn't around. And I'm like, man, I can't do this no more. And I started watching everybody die.

And I, I got my life together. Went to college three degrees. And you know what I'm saying? Just, I'm just, I'm just better.

He's going to help you out. He's also a therapist. But yeah. Well, yeah.

But I'm, you know, I'm better. I'm a, I'm a man now. Okay. So how did the man thing happen?

I think myself a man. How did you do that? What do you mean? You learned about what?

I didn't learn about era. I was never raised by a man. So I didn't know how to make decisions like a man. You know, so.

And how is a man's decisions different than a woman's? Being like it, I just mean, it's more so where somebody, where you, where you are treating a woman right, where you are loving a woman,

where you are taking care of your responsibility. I never learned that to stay with one woman on those things. So when, when I started learning about era, I was like, okay.

You started learning about what? About era. Era. Yeah.

So, era. So sorry. Sorry about my. E.

I mean, E-R-R-O-R. Sorry. Era. So making an error.

Wait, wait. Sorry. Oh, error like a mistake? Like a mistake.

Errors. My bad. Oh, I tell you, I had. I could.

No, I had a bad, I had a bad speech impediment. I'll weigh them too. I was like 12. And so I couldn't really speak English right at all.

It was weird. So certain things I will mess up on and everything. So you learned about errors, about making errors. Yes.

And trial and error, like errors are the way we learn. Yes. That's how we learn. Yes.

I mean, we make mistakes. Can I ask one question? I want to know. Making mistakes.

All right. Do you have a relationship with your mother now? Oh, I love my mom. I love my mom.

She's not a junkie anymore. Oh, she's not a junkie anymore. I prefer, I prefer crackhead or addicts. No, it's not junkies.

Junkies like heroin and stuff, right? So now, so yeah, I love my mom. That's my baby. That's my queen.

Okay. Yeah. That's good. That's good.

So things improved and did they improve before or after you got it to strip it? Before, before, but at the same time, it taught me how to make a business. How to get a business. Yeah.

But it taught me how to get a business and work for myself and not have to work for anybody else. And how does your mom feel about your strip? She used to work my show. She used to, yeah.

She was the door woman? My mom was walking around to sell the ones to the women and stuff like, yeah. Did she catch any of the women who put your dick out of your, just your ho? One man lying to her that was like, yeah, I know Romeo.

That's my baby. I know him and all those. That's my nickname. That was his stage name was Romeo.

She's telling my mom this and my mom was like, for real? That's my son. She was like, oh, I'm lying to you. It's crazy.

People try to do their scams and then when they don't get away, they turn around and leave. So as you got into stripping, it got out of the whole gang thing. Yeah. No, gang thing stopped when I died of my hair blind.

I died of my hair blind. You can't be a gang. Yeah. They was like, oh, hell no.

You get blind. I ain't fucking. I'm like, y'all quit. They quit.

They was just like, yeah, man, I'm screwed in. That was it. So if you ever get initiated into a gang and you need to get out, just bleach your hair. And that'll.

I am. Oh. I had to have my hair to sell down because police. Yeah.

Because police wanted me. They thought I was gay. So they wouldn't bother me. They messed with the dudes with the black.

Yeah. And this was before you got into stripping. That's before I got into stripping. And then stripping proved to be more lucrative.

Distripping made me not go to law school. Made you not go to law school. Made me not go to law school. Yeah, I was making about 80,000 a year.

Yeah. That's amazing. I want to pay your way through law school. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. And so, I mean, why did you? Okay.

So then you're a stripper for how long? Like 10 years? 13. Yes.

Yes. And then you decided I had enough of this. And none of these women grabbing my dick. No.

I was dating this girl. I had three girlfriends. No, I had three girlfriends and one of each other. And we were battling.

I'm coming back to Monday, Tuesday, I'm with her. Wednesday, I'm with her. And she went through all the bullshit. So as I took her through, I was like, okay, I'm going to marry her.

And she was like, oh, you all just want to be around. I need to give up dancing. And I gave it up and I chanted it. You shouldn't have.

Nah, I shouldn't have gave my business up for no woman. You always get back in. Nah, yeah, but I changed my phone number. Wait.

I gave it up for a woman. For a woman? Nah. Nah, uh-uh.

So you gave it up because you were going to marry her. I just want to be right. I'm going to score a B. I want to be right.

I was like, yeah, I want the last word. Thank you, man. Yeah. But it was terrible.

Betsy, don't scratch yourself on my set. Please. Thank you. Betsy, don't scratch it.

I love you, Betsy. But you just... Yeah, man. But I dealt with, it's a lot of things.

I got a podcast called Confessions of an Ex-Mill Whore. Where I... I was reading about that. You have a...

A podcast. A podcast. It's called Confessions of an Ex-Mill Whore, where I break down my life.

And when I was five years old, I burned down my house and I almost killed my whole family. All right. Yeah.

And I literally took blame of that. I went to... I was probably like 38. Which is still to this day.

I still... I felt guilty. Did anybody blame you? You know something?

I knew my mom knew that I started to fire. But she never said anything. And right after... I mean, did you start it on purpose?

Playing with a lighter. I was playing with a lighter under the bed. I was playing with a lighter under the bed. And I know the...

I was only five, but I knew better. I knew right from wrong. You know what I'm saying? I knew right from wrong.

So, okay, you're playing with a lighter, but you didn't really think you were going to burn the house down, did you? To the DC cab. And I jumped up and got back in the bed.

And I got back in the bed and then all of a sudden the TV started to fire out of the room. It spread.

And I started hitting my mom. My English. You know, literally I couldn't speak. And I was like, I fired her spider.

And she's like, what? I fired her spider. She's like, boy, fire. And we get...

Fire. Just stomach real bad. And I did that. Because my mom, two months later, was on crack cocaine.

Me and my brother was living in Cleveland, Ohio. And I took from everything from my mom getting on. Everything that we dealt with. Yeah.

I mean, it was crazy because we were in the suburbs doing good. We was okay. You know what I'm saying? So after this...

It went to hell. My brother went to hell. My life... Damn.

I held on to this for so long. And to me, that was like, wow. So I was like, man. And it hurt.

Yeah. So those things were... Most people don't hold on to a lot of those things. I was like, damn, my hold on to it.

So it hurt. It hurt a lot of people. It hurt a lot of trauma from childhood. Yeah?

Yeah. You need to get another microphone. Oh, sorry. The mom turned up the mic.

Sorry. So yeah, I mean a lot of people have some childhood trauma that they hold on to. And a lot of what growing up is. And taking it on the world like you've done is about working through that.

Yeah. And you know, in your case it was this fire and some other things. But that sounds like that was a pretty serious thing. But it's still self-medicated.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like we in the black community, we don't get to go seek counseling. Our mom's don't send us there.

You know, so a lot of us... It's supposed to just seek it from the minister. But they can't help a black man. You know, they can't raise us.

We mentally, we need another man to help us. You know what I'm saying? So when they talk about the black on black violence, the aggression within the black community, it's like if you take the dead out, we're fighting each other.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like, ah, if you let the man out of jail, if you put them back in the community, then they're going to grow. The roots are going to be deep and we're going to be good.

But since they're not there, we're lost. We're fighting and we're shooting each other. That's the best thing that we can do. Open up the jails.

But they're not looking at that. We're destroying ourselves within ourselves. No, really. I mean, I think mass murderers belong behind bars.

But most people that are in jail do not belong there. They... Yeah, they. You know what I'm saying?

You got my cousin, Jamari Denison, was shot for throwing a snowball in the car. Shot and killed. The guy that shot him had killed... Shot two other guys, killed them, and he was still out.

You know what I'm saying? But I look at it like this. If I know this black dude right here and I know them and his brother gangbanging. Dude, brother, get your brother.

You know what I'm saying? Go get your kid. Go get your son. We don't do that.

We can't help each other. So we are destroying ourselves. So at the same time, when you look at the fact that people are saying mass murders, mass killings, I don't care about that.

We killing ourselves within our community. That mass murder is nothing compared to what we're doing every single day to ourselves. So that's destroying us. That's where we at.

We lost. So that's us. That's the black community. And that's me as a black man.

That's what I grew up not having that in mind. That's what you grew up with. I'm not going to agree with you because I think mass murders are something. I don't think they're nothing.

But I hear you. There's a lot of violence in everything, right? I guess they're all kinds of... There's all kinds.

And that's why I'm talking about the summer of rage. There's a lot of it going on. And it's, to me, the opposite of sexual healing. And love.

Sexual repression. And yeah, I mean, I'm glad you're having sex. And apparently you're not living in a world of violence these days. I started having sex at nine years old.

Nine years old? Oh my God. I was molested three times. I'm not going to say that's a good thing. Before the nine.

So molested three times at the end of nine. Who molested you? It was a cousin that did it twice. And then it was a...

Male or female? It was a male. And then it was a female babysitter. Oh, no wonder you feel so paranoid about guys looking at you.

No, I'm never paranoid. No, no, no, no, no. You're also very... No, no, no.

Okay. Not paranoid at all. That's cool, that's cool. You can say everything I say is wrong.

Oh, no. Because it's okay. No, definitely not paranoid. I have strength.

But, yeah, I mean, I would think that if you were molested when you were nine years old by... No, no, no, no. That's before nine. That's up to the age of six.

But then I actually had sex at nine. But, yeah, the molestation, you know, like I knew about it, the family knew about it. You know, I actually... What did your family do about it?

You know what I'm saying? They say he was going through a phase. They say he was going through a phase because in the... That's justifying his bad...

The nonsense in our families and we just had... Then what did you burn the house down? You know what I mean? Yeah, no wonder you burned the...

No, no, yeah, they said it was a phase. I actually wrote a letter to the family about it. Because you... Sometimes, you notice, like, how they say, like, ancestry.com, you got to trace your blood,

you know, and figure out where you're hurt. Is it... Trace your pain sometimes. Figuring out where your pain started.

That's a whole other trauma that you had to get through. It's a trauma, I don't care about that. Let me search my pain and figure out if I can break this demon because if you don't fix your demon You pass it on to your kids and they're kids. Yeah, and they keep going

So you got to fix your demon within yourself and your family. Do you have kids? I have one son 18-year-old Stars College Monday. Oh You say kawaii. I told you how you say it in Japanese kawaii So how does your son feel about his dad being a stripper?

He thought I was a wrestler for the longest Me and him have the best relationship He is in breaking risk County, Kentucky. Oh, yeah, so I should I should have had custody of him His mom was in penitentiary. Oh

No, yeah, they went but they wouldn't give them to me why because I'm a man They don't want a black man raising a child. They don't want that they But who took care of him while she was during parents took them his great. Yeah, they wouldn't give him to me It was like a the word is did they hold you stripping against you?

I think they held me Sure, they did. They held me not not just stripping because they held me because she dropped out of school to be with me She dropped out. This is not the one that wanted you to stop stripping. No, this this is Haskell. She dropped out She had three point eight GPA and she dropped out of school to be with me

So that was before you started stripping as before I started. Wow. It's so much pain I always say so much pain like the book that I can write about, you know, just I can go back and figure out Where I messed up and messed the one with a podcast People are crying because I go back and I trace everything I did and I break it down

Is that what you do on your podcast? Yes. Okay. Yes. Now. How did you get into comedy? I got into comedy. I Was like, I want to try it. I was working at LA Fitness. I was like, you know, son I want to try comedy. I'm gonna go do it and I know I'm funny like I know that I know I'm funny It was like, you know, I want to be able to be myself on stage too

Yeah, I got so much I can tell and like I can't get up her and get the dropping knowledge I can't go Paul Mooney But I want to be able to go up her and give myself and be like, oh, this is who I am because I know my comedy I'm gonna change so many lives with it. And did you feel good as soon as you got up on stage?

I got it's like me getting bit by the bug. I was I did theater and I did my first pay was King Hadley by August Wilson and I Never acted a day in my life and I I got the part Son that one I always do actually in the sixth grade I wrote a play in a one mistake

But once again, I have no nobody say, oh, keep writing keep doing this But it was like wow dude, you get hurt now. You're you doing everything correct We had a lot of curses in your life, but you've had a lot of blessings. Thank you. Yes, I definitely and So now like you're in LA

To do comedy yes No, I stopped dance before I moved out because I do if I get out of here I was gonna be asleep with I slept probably with 24 women in a week

24 women and it was like crazy Knowing what I do well, that was when you were escorting all of it. I was doing it both Just yeah, I will move to our desk and we we have one question from a viewer. Yes, okay So Donald Robson, I hope I said his last name right Robson Donald Robson said dr. Susan

I have a question would it be okay to use hypnosis to spice things up in the bedroom Well The large general answer is yes But I don't know the context of what he's talking about there

That's bill Donald Robson That's not he'll now he's crazy Okay, so I should say within the context of what right right what was the name of people since I was 13 years What was his name Rob? Who is this?

Donald Rob. You're going to jail dawg It's your bill money right now Talking about drugging people I hypnotize people I've been hypnotizing people since I was 13 and I cannot hypnotize someone who doesn't want to be hypnotized

Thank you. Never hypnotize people that don't want it. It's it's something you've got to want You've got to want to go into an altered state and if you want it I can help you to get there with my voice and my you know limited ability

Your voice sound good, I love your voice, but you're not putting me under no spell No You have to be willing so she's not gonna try okay, but you know she might try to do why you sleep with your eyes closed Beautiful too

She just whispers in your I have a girlfriend Hey, I believe that you know, I mean I just did an interview with NPR about Oral sex a u r a l auditory erotica just listening to the word people put on headphones and listen to an erotic Story, okay in a way. They're being hypnotized into

Getting into that story into believing in it You know the person who's speaking says and now I'm taking off your pants and you feel like she is and so you're hypnotized and it's Are you nervous about it? Is this you with somebody in there with you?

Because you said you put on the headphone So it's just you by yourself of the hypnotist. Okay. Okay. I thought you was in there with your girl With some I mean I've certainly hypnotized couples I've talked to couples and they're both wearing headphones or they put me on the speakerphone and

Sometimes they want to just imagine that they're having a threesome. They're a little afraid to do a threesome for real But they want to spice it up They want to imagine that there's a third person, you know, I guess a woman and so I kind of take them Into that fantasy and make it kind of real for it

Okay, so Donald Robson replied he got defensive after you told him he's going to jail After Andre told him he's going to jail Donald Robson says, oh my girlfriend I Said within the context of what

He changed he would have said my girlfriend first he wanted to do Is currently on the line and he wants to talk about masturbation. Hello, Peter Peter Almost Peter

Hello, come in Peter pumpkin eater. Have you eaten your pumpkin? I got it out I don't hear You hear us If you hear us tap on the wood twice

Let us know that you hear us Little telephone wires Crossing the country. Did you have a question about masturbation? That's not a question

You're gonna come right now. Are you gonna come right now? What do you got in your hands? Okay, so what what you don't have a question you just want to tell us you have your cock out Yeah Okay, anyway, I guess he put his cock back

Mrs. I can't even hear Hey, you guys is it worth trying to hear what he had the phone on the bed, and he has his two hands on his cock He has No

I think he was trying to make a joke maybe I was trying to get a set out of it I can't hardly hear him and all he wants to talk about is his cock is out. Okay. That's what he wants to talk about Okay, so I would say you should keep keep at it. He's gone

Okay, so then he says I think at this point he's just looking for suggestions because now he says well, if not hypnosis what would you Some kinds of things that can spice up the bedroom knows but he's interested in hypnosis So I think he should

Read some books on it, or if he's got any money he can call me and I'll teach you Put on earth wind of fire Okay, so I have one question. Okay, so you said to to hypnotize somebody they have to be willing, okay? What if you're like me you're like, okay? I'm willing you can try but I'm just nervous and scared that's like no

It's not gonna work or it'll work You want to do it as long as you want to you can let go Surrender say that again Certainly people are gonna be nervous if it's the first time yeah, yeah

It's like their first time for anything because if the the person is an unethical Person that puts you in that state Yeah, they can make you run out in the street No

I think that any any hypnotist can only do it even the ones that do it in the theaters in the night clubs They're purposely choosing The people who want to do crazy things they they have an eye For being able to choose that kind of pick out the person who's saying yeah

Yeah, I want to get up there and tap dance naked on the stage in front of everybody But I don't want to do it on my own But if you hypnotize me that'd be great The same thing is that blame it on the alcohol, right? I've blamed it on the hypnotizing

I want to try now. I want to try now Do you guys want to try? I would say put it on your Twitter and see how many people want to get hypnotized and have sex Well, you know a lot of people are burdened by their brain

They're burdened by their thoughts their memories Their fears their paranoia they're burdened by that and it interferes with their enjoyment of sex Whether it's just by themselves sometimes, but especially when they're with someone

They're burdened by the fear that that person isn't going to like them isn't isn't going to have an orgasm and So if you're hypnotized, it's like whoa, I'm just floating along having a good time and It does ease your mind It really does if you know you open your mind to it sounds yeah

The way you making this sound though, you know launch. I think long as you do it Well, it's got a lot to do with the voice I think I mean some people use the you know kind of like you are getting Sleepy and and you know that can also be hypnotized When you do this thing, you know kind of flipping somebody out in a visual way, but I tend to

use the voice and And sometimes I do this little trick Where I go through the colors of the spectrum you start with red, which is the easiest color I just like you're wearing red very bright and then you let the red change to orange

Like an orange sunset going down behind your eyelids and then you let the orange sunset turn to a yellow sun and you're lying in a field of yellow daffodils Then there's a little breeze blowing and it blows all the daffodils away

And then you're lying in a field of green green grass and everything is green green green green And then you just roll down the green green hill and find yourself diving Into the deep blue Sea my nipples are and there you go and now it's blue and then it turns violet and that's the deepest part and

You know, I mean we're in front of a bunch of people and but I mean yeah You just I'm already chilling myself out. You know when you hypnotize someone else you kind of hypnotize yourself. I felt that yeah Thank you It's like that you are you're you get you get very very relaxed you go into a dream state without being asleep

You should do Siri you should be the Siri voice She'll hypnotize all the people and they can't they can't pay me enough I love you miss. Yeah, that would be that would be better than saying hey Siri. Hey doctor block, right? Yeah, I love you too, Andre. I'm just wondering how much time do we have it's 1150. Oh, okay

No, no you talk just fine. Okay, but I was wondering if You could do like a little Partial strip T Can't you can't take your shirt off. No, I was just in the car

Dollar bills for you I have dollar bills for you You don't have to show your back. No, just your friend. I can't I can't dance. Oh, you can't Okay You're gonna go in her room and cry right? Oh, I think he wants to get beat up after this

Yeah, no, and I mean now he says he's got a backache. I can't beat him with a back No, yeah, yeah, he said he smokes weed cuz his back hurts I Had February 28th, I had a Michael Scott me on my back

So they cut my back over and now I have to have another surgery. What happened to your back. I was in a car accident Oh, correct. Yeah, I was in a car accident. I got T bone. Oh, wow And here I thought you're wearing this heavy shirt just so that I would tell you take it off I could take it off and go with it, but I couldn't move. I swear like he's trying to wear a shirt

No one would get tempted. I gotta have surgery actually next week. I'm getting an ejection shot in my back Another one before I have another surgery Wow Y'all gonna beat me up after this

His fantasy is two women beating him up. Yeah, that was my friend. I Taco Tuesday You love me But you're not gonna take your shirt off even

Not even I mean with your back to the oh, yeah Yeah, just take I'll help you I'll help you

What is the front or the back? No, we're not showing the back Although some people have you know fetishes for that he wants baby oil, okay, well, baby oil, I don't know baby oil I don't No

Whoa your back looks great Andrei take a pic Andrei take a pic Andrei take a pic more again. I think we should be on either side of him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby

Well, since he's showing his tits, maybe we should just turn the Facebook Camera away for a minute Bestie now she always wants to show her tits Oh

Bring our boobs out. It's boob time or chest time Yeah Okay, Facebook if you want to see all the boobs you got to go to dr. Susan block dot TV Dr. Susie TV, that's it, you know all the nipples because Facebook has a problem with female nipples

You look beautiful too, and we are Beautiful in Bonoboville We are celebrating the body

you know even with our Issues whatever we've got whether we've been hurt Or You know had been through trauma we all have bodies and we are all beautiful

We do we all have bodies. I think everyone listening everyone watching We all have bodies. Maybe everyone doesn't have the perfect body according to you know like Victoria's secret or Or play girl. They don't have play girl anymore, but gq, but we all have bodies that experience pleasure

And That's a beautiful thing Yes, and thank you so much Andre for sharing your beautiful body with us And sharing your whole story we really I was fascinating story fascinating story

I'm gonna sit down here. You all can join me or not But okay, so now I'm gonna cover my boobs And we can have the Facebook camera back. Did you cover yours? Yeah, you don't have to cover yours. Yeah, you got men ones. You're not gonna get in trouble on Facebook

Yeah, but I mean it's up to you so So yeah, it's been kind of a of a I guess a talky show, huh max Interesting learning about you know the evolution of a stripper comedian from the Midwest and

male stripper comedian and And just talking to people about hypnosis

masturbation and Star Trek Yeah, so So yeah, so shout out to Robert Golden shout out to Don Rubson

shout out to What was his name? Oh Peter Peter? I wanted to talk about Peter for five seconds, and that was it right so if you're interested in hypnosis by the way I did a show on it with the fabulous Danielle Watts and

Chef be live on the doctors they talked to me about Yes, I hypnotized her what and I hypnotized chef be live and they had Hands-free orgasms because they really wanted to get your microphone darling because when you say oh wow Yeah, I don't hear you

There you go. Say oh wow again. There we go. Oh wow. Oh wow. Yeah, so Danielle and chef be live they had hands-free orgasms and and we talked about it on The doctors and you know they kind of deal with it in a pretty superficial way because there's not a lot of time

The doctors that show, you know, it's a it's a it's a big man Yeah, they talked about that. Yeah, that's what we were talking about and Yeah, I mean I can help you have a hands-free orgasm. I can't guarantee I can help you with it. I've I've given them to many many people. Oh, yeah

Yeah, well, you know, I mean it's actually You know, you can do it in many ways and and you don't have to be hypnotized I don't think that like you can do it when you're asleep, right? You're like a well, that's a wet

What age what age did you start at it? I had my first hands-free orgasm actually Before I had a regular orgasm. Okay, when I was like 15. Oh You tell me I wouldn't have hit a lot myself in the restroom. I could just be

Like Yeah, but I gotta I gotta wind it up So we're gonna talk more about hands-free orgasms when you can't watch anymore Sure, we're gonna do it in the after-party, but you can always call the Institute and I can help you have your hands-free orgasm

That's 213 291 9497 that's right. That's the Institute. Okay, and in the meantime You know, don't rage darling have your orgasms whether they're hands-free or hands-on

Nothing wrong with hands-on. Nothing wrong with massage. Don't let Jeffrey Epstein ruin your massages Don't let Donald Trump ruin your sex life. Okay, don't let all these people Ruin a good thing You know, don't let the Puritans ruin your beautiful naked body

Make like bonobos Not baboons Make love not war make love to someone you love tonight. Thank you even if that someone is you Hmm. I love you

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