KiNKY ViBES

Full transcript of KiNKY ViBES on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Oh, you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. No sex dolls on tonight, just real dolls. Oh, but that's a brand name for sex dolls. Oh, we had a great show last week with sex dolls, but this week we got real people.

How about that? And we're very, very excited to have Sarah Vibes and Desiree Soto. Indeed, very excited, but we're going to talk about a few things before we actually talk to their beautiful selves. But yeah, we are broadcasting live.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, from the little love church of the Bonobo Way. Yes, indeed, here in the new village of Bonoboville. It's the Dr. Susan Block show. Can I get an amen? Amen.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Yes, indeed, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your humble servant, and your mistress of the airwaves, and your mother, confessor.

And you will confess to me, whatever you have to confess. There's a lot of confessions that need to be given. I feel it. So yesterday, if you're tuned in live right now, it was August 2nd. I think it's still August 3rd.

But in any case, it marked the 29th anniversary of Operation Desert Shield, right? Remember that? Before Desert Storm pushed the elder, the American military action that started the whole God-awful Gulf War in Iraq. In case you're wondering which country it was, Iraq. It still is Iraq.

Essentially, it has never ended. It's more of a wreck now. And Iraq is a wreck, and we wrecked it. And I'm glad that in the rah-rah days, before it all started, remember?

Well, some of you are too young to remember. You were born afterwards, hopefully not too many years afterwards. You should be over 18 to watch this show, okay? Over 18, please. But in any case, you could be over 18 and not have been around in 1990.

1991 is when they started, but 90 is when they started amassing people for Desert Shield in August, I believe. Or I could be wrong. Could be 91. But in any case, as they were gathering and saying, well, we don't know if we're going to actually fight. Of course you're going to fight. You're spending all that money putting all those troops there.

Anyway, we, Captain Max and I, we hadn't even gotten married yet. We had to do something. It was our honeymoon, not our honeymoon, our pre-marital eroticism. We were fucking around.

Right. And we did a little foreplay for marriage by combining our love of audio erotica with our anti-war beliefs. And we made a tape called Desert Susan and we sent it to the troops for free. And it was subtly anti-war.

I mean, it wasn't quite like Tokyo Rose, but it was, that's even older, longer ago. She really tried to undermine the American GIs in Japan. But in any case, we weren't trying to undermine anybody. We were just trying to make love, not war, and talk to the troops and the generals.

We sent a bunch to generals and other officers and hundreds of them. And we keep hearing from troops, veterans. Not too long ago. We heard from someone who was on the show.

Right. Will. Yeah. Yeah. Boy, he had another name.

Anyway, he was on the show and he said that those tapes really helped him through a hard time and turned him anti-war. What can we say? So we're happy we did that.

And I was just interviewed about Desert Storm. No, excuse me about Desert Susan. I'm not a general or though, I don't know, the way these generals talk. Well, they all work for the military industrial complex.

I work for the sexual non-industrial complex. It's very complex, though. And it's, you know, it's related. It's, you know, shoot the gun between your legs.

Woo! Yes, indeed. Oh, sorry, Harry. Anyway, it's on NPR.

It's going to be on NPR. They're going to air it once they take out all the dirty words. No, they actually said I could say anything and I didn't say any dirty words. But it's a podcast called The Endless Thread

that is about audio erotica of different kinds, all different kinds. And one of those kinds. I'll tell you about the other kinds later. But one of those kinds is Desert Susan.

You know, and so stay tuned. And go bonobos and stop the wars. And that includes the war at home. I mean, there's so many wars.

I mean, okay, there's endless wars and there's endless shootings of people in America. There was just a shooting today, a big one, in El Paso of people. I mean, it was a disgruntled white supremacist, of course.

I don't know why they're so disgruntled. They have Trump, but they're disgruntled. Or maybe they're, you know, shoot water guns, not real guns. Yeah, cooling off my assistance sunshine.

Whoa, it's hot, hot in here. You know, the heat makes people crazy. Not that it's the heat's fault, but we are in the midst of global warming.

But no, no. And these people aren't crazy. They're in a war. They're as crazy as a soldier who kills the so-called enemy,

which is a little bit crazy to kill anybody, but it's not in America considered crazy. It's considered like, hey, you're a troop. Thank you for your service.

Well, these guys are in service to a terrible, terrible army. And it's related to our army. It's not quite the same. It's so close, though, you know,

and a lot of them are coming home from the wars, not all of them, and not this one, I guess. I don't know. I don't know enough about him. But there was another one also, I got to say,

because he was in Gilroy, the garlic festival. I've been there and had garlic ice cream. I mean, it's like a California institution, the Gilroy Garlic Festival.

He didn't get that many, but, you know, if it's your loved one, it doesn't matter. He got three. It's terrible. Anyway, he was another white supremacist,

probably an incel. I don't hear about these guys having really great relationships. They need some serious sex therapy. You know, they really do.

And we're going to talk about that with our guests about what kind of sex therapy some of these people need. And most of them are guys, and most of them are white, and most of them are, I don't know, kind of privileged.

I mean, they're not rich, I guess, but, yeah, they're doing all right. But not all right enough, so they got to go bam, bam, bam. And I understand, I love to pull the trigger,

but I have a water pistol, you know, and I love phallic objects. You know, I got my bad dragon here. I understand the thrill of phallic objects.

Yes, but, you know, let's have a course. We should all be taking courses in how to channel your thrill for phallic objects into, well, the only thing as interesting as killing is sex.

Because once you got into that, you know, yeah, yeah, nothing's as interesting. So we got to channel it into sex, everybody. And it doesn't necessarily mean penis and vagina sex.

There's all kinds of sex. We're going to be talking about that, all the different kinds of sex. The bonobo way, the bonobos do it in all different ways, and so do humans.

And I'm not saying humans should do it with bonobos. No, for the most part. No, for any part, no. Any part, no, don't be having sex with bonobos,

but do, you know, get inspired by their polyamorous, female-empowered, sex-positive, male, happy, peace-through-pleasure lifestyle. Yes, indeed.

So, you know, squirt for peace. Right. Woo-hoo! Squirt for peace. Do you want a squirt?

Yeah, my guess. I squirted my guess. I have fabulous guess. Miss international leather.

Wow. And that is, of course, Sarah vibes coming back. Yes, and Desiree de Soto. Desiree Soto.

No Soto. No disoto. But close. Anyway, I just want to get through another couple of little things.

One thing is, ta-dum, ta-dum, squirt for peace. Didn't I say that? Right. Squirting.

You want to know about squirting? Have I got a show for you? And it's with the hottest kind of Latina-oriented podcast you've ever heard.

It's called Fine Sisterhood. And it's with... Who's it with? It's with Ana Pampa Alarcon Rawls.

This is why I had to look at my notes. Ana Pampa Alarcon Rawls. You're fantastic. And Maria Velegas.

I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right. I don't want to be as bad as Beto O'Rourke. But Maria Velegas. I shouldn't make jokes like that because it's his town, El Paso.

And I feel bad for Beto. Beto, Beto, whatever. Anyway, this is a great show. I'm sort of segueing out of the awful news

and trying to talk about something positive. And so squirting is very positive, whether it's for men or for women. But men do it all the time, you know, quite a bit.

Don't usually need to learn how. But women sometimes do need to learn how. And also women who do it naturally kind of need to learn that it's okay.

And well, honey, you might need some towels. Right, not be freaked out by it. You know what? I'm going to turn on all my microphones.

I'm my guest. I'm talking about some things they might have things to say as well as my assistant. And I say I'm turning on the microphones,

but that doesn't mean me exactly. So here's Sunshine. Is her mic working? Every time I push the button,

it'll work for like 30 seconds. And you're one of those squirters who just kind of squirts. You don't have to learn. You have to get lucky.

I can't plan it. You can't plan it. I can't plan it. The only way I can plan it maybe is

if I didn't have sex for a long time and then I have it. Then I'm almost guaranteed. That's a terrible way to plan.

Okay, so now my guest. So are there lavaliers working? Or should they be using handhelds? So we have Sarah vibes test, test, test.

Hello. I think she needs a hand out. I might have to loan them my... I can't.

Do they have to turn them on? I think they have to turn on the... We need technical assistance. Can you hear them?

Can you guys talk for a second? I hear them talking over here. They are talking, but I don't hear them in my headsets.

So we are going to do a little technical adjustment, I believe. And in the meantime, come let us play. Yes.

Here in the little church. Go ahead. Just talk. You don't have to...

Or moan. You can moan. It's kind of working. It's kind of working.

Is it working? I can't. I think I'm in. Hello.

I have headphones on, so I can't hear what Abe is saying. Should I just keep going? Yes, he's just having a technical difference.

Okay, so we're not going to test anymore, because that's a little sort of frustrating. We're going to get... Okay.

Are they turned on in the back? We are going to test, because that's what we're doing. They're probably not turned on. You have to turn them on.

Okay, you have to turn them on. Okay, so Harry gets the great job of turning on Desiree's microphone. Which is...

Yeah, and here comes Abe. Okay, we are going to turn on these microphones. On Facebook Live. We're going to talk more about squirting in a minute.

On Facebook Live, it keeps automatically putting little sunglasses on me and you. Sunglasses? Yeah. Why is that?

Here, I'll put my sunglasses on. Does it keep putting them on? Oh, because you guys do that. No, you're talking about something else.

No, little fake sunglasses. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like on Snapchat. Just like on Snapchat. I'm not seeing one now, but...

Okay. I guess she'll use those glasses, I don't know. If you want to learn about female ejaculation, you should tune in to this show.

Fine Sisterhood is the name of the podcast. And with Dr. Susan Block, of course, your friendly mistress of the airwaves, Mother Confessor.

And it explains it thoroughly, everything technical. Thank you. And the music is here.

Yes, yes, yes, okay. The music comes in at these odd times. I have a show that's a little bit out of control, like Squirting.

Squirting is always going to be a little bit out of control. Are their mics now working? Yeah, they're working. All right, so Sarah and Desiree,

welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show. I'm going to talk about how you first came on in 2011. This is your second time on. But I want to know, have you squirted?

Yeah, I can. You can. I don't always know when it's going to happen. Yeah.

That's exactly like me. I don't always know when it's going to happen. We have the same problem. Did you have to learn or did you just do it?

I kind of just did it. And then I've taken a couple classes and I had a couple things to try to control it a little bit better.

Control. Everybody likes a little orgasm control. How about you? Did you just do it like sort of automatically

or did you learn? It's more like a gusher. A gusher? Yeah.

Well, it's not like those necessarily things are being exactly that. I feel like it's more like liquid kind of. And then it's like just kind of see.

Amrita. It's holy water, sister Desiree. Yeah, definitely. Uh-huh.

Is Sarah's microphone on real good? He's on. Okay. I'm having trouble here.

Oh, hers went out. I thought so. See, Abe? No.

Maybe you should just run you guys my microphone. What, there? Yeah, pass me that microphone for a minute. Well, is there, isn't there another hand?

Yeah. But this was fine right now. Okay. Let's go.

We'll find the other one. Yeah. So where were we? We were talking about GCU.

Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, it sounds like you do it naturally. Well, I mean, we kind of do it naturally.

But it's hard to predict. Q. Q. I wasn't going to ask you to at this point, maybe after

Bonoboville community. Okay. But I, I, I'm, you know, that's why we need to learn just learn orgasm control.

A lot of guys come too fast or as you get older, you might not come at all. But you know, you need to learn. I mean, sex is great.

I did learn. Natural. I definitely learned how to masturbate per se. My mother was a sex therapist.

I didn't know. Oh, really? I just thought people had books about sex in their house. Right.

Like my parents had porn. My parents had wine. Wow. I was like, both of these things are for grownups.

So I would watch my parents porn at one of them. I was like, ooh, this has a heart on it. I like hearts. And I put it in and it's a Betty Dodson video.

Betty Dodson, my friend. And the godmother of masturbation. And my mother had a Hitachi, but also had like some muscular issues.

But Betty Dodson taught me how to like really use it. You know, Betty Dodson, her book, which was called Liberating Masturbation When I Read It. And now it's called Sex for One.

That taught me how to have a regular orgasm on my own. But Betty is funny about squirting. We once had this back and forth.

She didn't like squirting all that much. I shouldn't say that. I read the dialogue. It's called the squirting dialogue between me and Betty.

She's like, why are you trying to get people to squirt? And I'm like, hey, they do it without me. I might as well, you know, kind of learn about it. And it's fun anyway.

And some people, hey. And as much as we try to tell people not to be goal-oriented, they are, so. Yeah, yeah.

And this will give them some surprise. Yeah. Yeah. Well, anyway, this audio, this is audio.

This is a radio show I did with the, who did I do it with? Fine Sisterhood. Anna Pompa Alarcon Rawls and Maria Velegas. And they're very good.

They ask a lot of good questions. So you learn how to squirt. You learn how to help your partner to squirt. You learn how to handle it psychologically.

I'm good at helping. And you're good at helping too. So you're going to help. You're an enthusiast.

So what would be your tip, your sex tip, for someone who wants to learn how to squirt? Basically, to keep going. If you want to stop, keep going.

And I would say just like pressure, definitely. Like, I find it's easier. It's like, if I kind of already have to pee, like the pee won't come out, but like the pressure of the bladder

will go against where like. Oops, where did the pressure on your microphone? There you are. Got it.

It'll sort of go like where the G-spot is. And so like all of that, like compacts together, like make it feel as good as possible. I think it's just, and just being consistent.

And just keep going when you want to stop. Keep going is good. And I guess the pressure, I mean, I find that not, I find peeing when I,

there you are. Before I'm going to squirt, I like to pee, just to reassure myself that it's not pee. Right.

And then I go ahead. But sometimes it's fun to pee. We pee it on Trump because he's in a golden palace. If you want to surprise, I'm telling everybody.

I'm just saying sometimes you could play with this until you have to pee. Sunshine. Okay, we have all kinds of audio issues.

Do you want a bath? Okay. Can you guys hear me? I tried to talk on it so many times and it wouldn't work.

All right. So we're going to change the subject. We're a special team. We could come back to squirting because it's a good subject.

But I also want to thank a fair hub, which, you know, it's not the New Yorker, but they call it a fair hub. What can I say?

But I mean, I like what they wrote. They called me the master of mother fantasies. All right. And I am your mother,

your confessor and they said that I make the connection between mother figures and sexual repression, which is interesting. I wouldn't have put it that way,

but I thought it was interesting. Liberation. I help you get to the root of your issues according to a fair hub.

So, you know, that's cool. I'm not going to diss a fair hub. I mean, I'm going to thank a fair hub, which I'm doing.

Thank you a fair hub. Yeah. And why don't you update your Facebook while you're at it?

This one viewer. Sorry. This one viewer, I guess I said, do you have questions or relationship comments?

And I was just going to say fantasy. Fantasy that he wanted to. Oh, of course. This is what he started saying.

It all started two weeks ago when he told me, I've got a big confession. I've got a big confession. I was like, okay, go for it.

He says, it all started two weeks ago when my mother-in-law walked in on me changing. See, she takes care of our five-year-old son. Okay.

She takes care of our five-year-old son. That's why she was in my house. I was running late to work. And so then I responded,

Lyra Fausto, confession. Okay. Okay. She walked in on him changing.

And so, so far, he's in the innocent position of, he was just changing. Now, what was his door doing open while he's changing? So maybe he wanted mother-in-law to walk in?

I would guess that that would be the case. Don't get a response, Luis. Anything else? Just don't do anything with the five-year-old around.

Okay, yeah. Please. Please leave the five-year-old out of this, okay? But if you want to do things with your mother-in-law,

you know, your marriage is at risk, I suppose that would be the logical thing. But on the other hand, a lot of guys do have mother-in-law fantasies, fetishes.

I mean, they have mother fetishes, but then they're with the mother-in-law. Why not the mother-in-law? After all, she's just an older version of the woman you married.

Yeah, just like another mother figure, like not necessarily with your mom. Yes, your auntie, your grandma. I mean, there's all kinds of mother figures.

Your teachers. I mean, sometimes it's fun to think about it. Of course. Your mom.

Yeah. Your mom figure. Yeah. So what would you say, do you think,

do you think about your mom in any way? Or do you think you're, that people think of you as a sexy mommy, dummy mommy?

Dummy mommy's a big thing. Dummy mommy is a big thing. I do feel, I have my particular thoughts about dummy mommies.

Oh yeah? What are your thoughts about dummy mommy? I think it's a, I mean, I think it's affiliate her.

Yeah, it rhymes though. It does rhyme. Can I put my arm around you? Give you a little massage.

We're gonna be doing a little more massage soon. I usually get a lot of people who want me to be their mommy. Yes. I can imagine.

I usually prefer to play more of like a babysitter, or like a fresh, a bad counselor. Okay. You know.

Okay. Well, you should do what you want to do. Or sometimes I like to be like 13. Right?

Like like, That's not real life. She's role playing. We're talking about age play,

which is controversial, but it's a thing that adults do for fun. So don't get any ideas about underage people. Yeah, I'm like 30.

Yeah, definitely. You're like 30. Yeah. Crazy.

Okay. ID, please. No, you aren't as short as you are. Bigly 30.

Yeah, yeah. It's one of those things. It's in the taboo area. And I don't know.

I like playing with taboo things. I like making people uncomfortable. You're making me slightly nervous. I like that.

I know. Did you feel that? It did. Yeah.

Because I was like, Okay. She plays age play. Yeah.

I'm definitely, I'm definitely been told I'm very aggressive chicken. Okay. An aggressive chicken?

In terms of the chicken, like in terms of there being chicken hawks. Chicken hawks. Yeah.

And you're the chicken part. Yeah. Okay. You're not the hawk.

No. That's good. But I'm definitely like, Oh no.

No. Right. Okay. Okay.

Well anyway. You like to role play. And that's really cool. And people should role play what they like.

Although I'm a therapist. And of course I do this kind of funny therapy, phone sex therapy, which combines phone sex with therapy.

And so I'll play anything. And I never, I mean I love playing a mommy. I don't really,

in real life, I'm not a mommy. Right. And I'm,

That's a fun part. Exactly. Exactly. That's a fun part.

And I don't know if, in real life, too many people think of me as a mommy so much, as a therapist,

phone, you know, dummy mommy, sexy mommy.

figure of like some sort, like something that's like teacher like. I'm always a mentor. A teacher.

I'm a mentor. Now I enjoy, I mean I'm so old, you know,

everybody's younger than me. So it's true. It's true. And it's okay.

I mean I'm, I'm so happy because I could be like an old lady, totally out of it. And,

or I could be like Joe Biden or something. Thank God. No, thank God. I'm going to talk about that soon.

Okay. So. Yeah. You can rub my shoulder.

Anyway, dummy mommy, mommy fantasy. You know,

some people also have bad mommy memories. Oh yeah. Bad, bad. Sometimes I like actually playing a bad mommy.

Oh. So, you know, like sometimes I like playing like irresponsible mommy. Oh yes.

Well, there's a lot. The drunk mommy. I ignore,

you know, I ignore the baby. I get martini of the morning mommy. Wine,

wine, wine mommy. Yeah. Do you get asked to play mommy

or do you like playing mommy or do you prefer to play? I usually get, I usually get sort of like,

like little girl sort of fantasy thing, because I end up being a lot smaller. You look small. Thank you.

But if you went over the phone, I bet you would get mommy. Oh, definitely. Because mommy's so popular.

It's definitely really popular. I feel like I even sound a little too, like a tiny mommy, like the mommy you want to overpower,

I guess. Or just like a tiny mommy. A tiny mommy can be very powerful. Hey,

dummy mommy right here. Yeah. I mean, and you know,

my clients who do phone sex therapy, mommy phone sex therapy, they do know that I'm fairly petite, but you know,

they're like, yeah, pack a wallop mommy. Yeah. I need a spanking.

Yeah. You know, I mean anyway, there's fun fantasies.

There's bad memories. Some mommies are abusive. And sometimes you can turn the bad experience

that you had into something you can own. It's kind of tricky, but I think,

you know what I'm talking about. I like doing that, I think. That's sort of how I ended up doing it.

Yeah. Was your mommy kind of mean? No, no. Oh, no, not yours.

But um, but just didn't send it. Yes. And I was like,

when am I, when can I be old enough to do this? Clearly. Clearly this is just,

I was like, clearly this is just something people do. And I was like, I knew I shouldn't be watching it.

If anything, I was like, I really like these penthouses. I don't know why

they kept getting playboys. And I was like, I can see, I can see the fucking happening.

And then, I'll always remember this one little and I saw, and it was like,

I love that Nikita scenario, Island of Dr. Monroe. And there's, there's like your ingenue,

and you see an evil man with a dial. And as he turns up the dial, she gets more turned on.

And, you know, one of the panels is like, your fancy dinner table with all

like the four, some place settings and everything. And then, then the next panel is like,

the wrist just turning the dial all the way up. And then the last panel is the ingenue.

She's on all fours on the table, fucking herself in the butt with the candlestick. And like the wax from the candle

is like dripping on her ass. And this is in the penthouse. Yeah. And it's like,

she has her, she has like, her shirt pulled down and her skirt pulled out.

And she's like crying a little bit. This is just one of her favorite or penthouse cartoons. Yeah.

She saw the penthouse. And she's like, she's like crying a little bit. And she's like,

I can't help myself. And I'm like, oh my gosh, where is my island of remote control women?

Wow. And so Max, of course, was a friend of Bob Guccionis.

He was actually a dear friend. Yeah. Defended us. Oh wow.

Yeah. He was cool. I did meet someone who had like some sort of remote. It was actually like a really great like

original fantasy full circle. I'm a grown-up now. I can make this happen. It was a lot of,

it was really cool. And I was like, oh my gosh, there's like a little bit of a puddle right there.

And I'm not even touching hair. Whoa. So, yes. Mommy is a big subject.

Steve has a question. Steve has a question. But first I just want to say, whether it's mommy fantasies,

mommy memories, abuse, trauma, you know,

mommy can put you through trauma, obsession, or endless love, or all of the above.

Hey, I'm your mother, confessor, and

the therapists without borders of the Dr. Susan Block Institute are here for you. And the best in mommy,

phone sex therapy. And if you can't afford private therapy, then you can call us on the show. But, you know,

it's not private. So, you got to deal with that. Okay.

And I have Steve on the phone. Hello, Steve. Hello, Steve. Hi, Steve.

And suddenly the music has come. Hello, Steve. Steve, are you there? Steve.

Come in, Steve. Can you guys hear this? He's run to the bathroom. Is he there?

Is he there? Yeah, he is. Okay. He is.

Hello, Steve. Yes. Oh, there you are. He only wants to talk to Eve.

Oh. Hey, Steve. You're keeping the call for yourself, are you? Right.

Hello, Steve. Hi, Steve. Hi, Steve. Hola, Steve.

Steve. Why isn't he here? I don't know. Chow, Steve.

Maybe he just wants to... His fantasy is he wants to be an absentee something. Is that Steve? Is he on Facebook?

I don't know. Oh, no. Oh, you mean absentee and that he's not there. But he wants to be a fly.

So it's not Steve. It's Steve. It's not you. It's me.

Sorry, Steve. It's not you. It's my technical team. Hello.

And I am the team. The bookstops here. So, butts will get whacked. Yeah.

Yeah. Hello, Steve. Steve, are you there? Hi, how are you?

Oh, yes. We hear you with a bunch of static, but okay. We are good. We are good.

And what would you like to ask us or tell us? And maybe we should have you do that, and then we'll see how the sound is. So the question is, can a guy get pleasuring himself?

Can a guy get too used to pleasuring himself? Two, as in the number two, as in TOO. As in, yeah, sure. Anything good can become addictive, obsessive in that way.

Not necessarily so that you can't have sex with somebody else, but so that you get accustomed to your hand, which is just so knowledgeable, and that you get afraid of going outside your comfort zone.

You've established this comfort zone. So it's not that you're addicted like heroin, or even shopping. Shopping.

Yeah. Or opioids, let's say opioids. Or something like that. If he's got scabs on it, you know.

Well, that'll stop you from doing it. He should stop. He's not chasing. Now, he's probably edging.

Are you edging? So when you say edging, what exactly do you mean? I mean just masturbating a lot, and not necessarily coming. But coming, but not right away.

So I'll stroke it, and I'll stroke it, and I'll stroke it, and then I'll stop. I guess, yeah. That's edging.

Yeah. Okay, which is fun, and a fun thing to do. And partners don't always want to do that with you, because unless they're in the mood to ask, too.

How old are you, darling? Max wants to know. Not that he wants to date you. About 27.

27. You're a good age to not get addicted to your own hand. A good age to date. Get out there.

Get out there in the world. Do you have fantasies that are really concerning that you don't want to share with somebody? No, I mean I have so much fantasies.

I mean I think I'm a little bit into domination. You're into domination. Domination. All right, well, we have people into domination right here.

You talked to you about that. And yeah, that can sometimes, you're into being dominated or dominating? Being dominated.

Being dominated, which is better as far as we're concerned. It's green. We get to smack you. I mean, well, I'm just saying.

But I understand, you know, your concern, your issue, your maybe embarrassment. And these ladies are going to talk to you about it. So I've got Sarah Vibes here.

What would you tell this young man who he's masturbating a lot? Nothing wrong with masturbation. No. We're just talking about how great it is.

Love that. And Sister Betty Dodson taught me how to masturbate and pretty much you, too. Yeah.

And I'm here also with Desiree Soto. And you like to masturbate. Oh, definitely. I've been doing this as long as I can remember.

I do, too. And so we all do like it. One who does not like well. I do know people that don't do it.

I've had actually people on the show. Aren't they weird? Isn't it weird? And is that a shame thing?

Or what is that? I judge those people. Don't even worry about those people right now. And those are the only people I judge.

Let's focus right now on Steve, who obviously likes to masturbate. Steve, do you want someone to tell you when to masturbate? Yeah, that was cool.

I mean, I would love that. That would be cool. All right. That's cool.

That's cool. Or maybe masturbate in front of someone. Can you do that? Can you masturbate in front of someone?

I could, yeah. I mean, it would be a little awkward just, you know, how vigorous I go. Well, not essentially, of course.

Do you leave your door open or do you do it outside? Or with the windows open. You do it in the house, right? No.

No? Where do you do it in the house? You're a good guy. Like in the parking lot?

You're a nice guy. A nice guy. And I appreciate that. Steve sounds like a really nice guy.

He's a nice guy. And, you know, he's afraid that women might think less of him, I imagine. I mean, since you're so good at jacking off yourself,

you just seem to show whoever you're with or interested in how you do it. But maybe you're gripping it too tightly. I think that's pretty sexy.

Do you really grip it that tight? Is that another voice? I didn't hear that. Oh, he's talking about gripping his penis tightly.

And that is a thing, Steve. Let me just say, no one is going to grip your penis like you do. No. You are the best at that.

As Sarah is the best at touching herself and Desiree and Sunshine, and I'm not going to name my whole crew, but we are all best at touching ourselves. We reach out to other people for, you know,

viva la différence. And every once in a while it feels like they're better at it. But for the most part, nah, you know, you're better at it. But you know what?

There's another thing, is if you really feel comfortable with someone, as we were starting to say, you can masturbate with them. Yeah. Right next to them, in front of them, you take turns.

Somebody doesn't need to be physically involved for them to be involved in the situation. You have to get with an open-minded kinky girl, basically. Yeah.

Totally. Is that okay? And don't worry, Steve. No one's going to hurt it.

No one's going to hurt your penis unless you ask someone. Like, they won't hurt it. They won't hurt it. Can you hurt it?

Oh, yes. I mean, I can. Other people can. You can always hurt.

How would you accidentally hurt it? I mean, I usually start with my feet. Yeah. Your feet, yes.

And do what? I mean, I sometimes I like kicking balls. I like the sound on top of my foot. Sounded okay.

With baby. Or stepping on it, like a pedal to the metal. But when I was like... Her mic, I think, went off.

There it is. All right. So, yeah. She might like to step on it or kick it.

I mean, you know, she sounds pretty... She could be pretty hardcore, but she's a nice person. And if you can express what you like, she'll go for that. Do you like a lot of pain or no?

Steve. I've never been hit in the balls, so I don't know how intense that is. Well, can you imagine? Of course it's going to hurt.

But some guys like it. I have a clip of a guy getting kicked in the balls. I couldn't kick him hard enough, honestly. It needed a woman about your size to give him...

She was a real estate agent. Yeah. She was just in the audience. A friend of mine who's about your size, she puts on...

She has all these different soccer uniforms that she puts on. And she'll get a little running. Wow, a running shirt. See, I should have done that. Yeah.

I just gave him a kick with a high heel. But yeah, that was probably part of the problem. This woman was just barefoot and she just went bam. And oh, he came.

It's a great sound. Anyway, I don't know if that's for you, Steve. That's an extreme... In fact, I put it under the category of extreme fetish.

So, you know, you might want to go to one of these BDSM munch things, right? Yeah. There's definitely... There's a lot of different munches.

There's munches. Well, they have munches. Basically, you can meet people and get to know each other. And it's usually before parties, but it's usually not sexual environment.

So there's no pressure. So you can talk to people with your clothes on. Sometimes it's fun because, like I said, they'll get together and eat and then go to a party together so you don't have to go by yourself.

And then you have a buddy. I mean, and then you won't be going by yourself. So sometimes it's, you know, romance is great. We all want romance.

But sometimes it's good to make friends. Yeah. Like bonobos. And like kinky people tend to do that.

Because... And you know what? I was friends with my husband for years before we had sex. It's good to trust someone before you share lust.

Trust before lust. True. Although it's hard to do that because lust is a tricky thing. Steve.

There's a lot of entanglement. Am I jacking off wrong then? Excuse me? Are you jacking off wrong?

No. Does it feel wrong? The edging. No.

No? No. Here's the thing. Steve, do you have a job or are you a student?

I go to school. You go to school? Do you hang out with any... I mean, you like women, right?

Or do you like guys or queer? No, women. Women. Okay.

So do you ever, you know, hang out with any of the women at school? Do you study with them? Do you go to coffee with them? Do you have a drink with them?

Occasionally, yeah. Occasionally. Do it a little more. Do that more.

Try to interact with women more. And maybe, I don't know, how many times a week do you masturbate? Or do you do it every day? I do it every day.

Every day. Okay. And how long during the day do you spend masturbating? Probably like a half hour.

Half hour? Well, you know what? That's not that long. Not at all.

A lot of people exercise with that amount of time. I mean, you know, that's fine. That's fine. You have time.

You're good. You're good. You're good. You're not masturbating too much.

You're just fine. You're not even a little weird to see. Somebody fucked with you guys for five hours. We thought you weren't going to work.

You were so serious. We thought you weren't going to work. Right. You're not blind yet, right?

Perfectly responsible. How are you doing at school? Steve, how are you doing at school? I'm doing well.

I think we could discuss ads to it. Yes. Like a little bit of stress. Like Jack and all.

Are you planning on becoming like a lawyer or a doctor or, I don't know, a McDonald's worker or what? Yes, I'm sort of a professional. Okay.

Well, probably some of you, some of you. There's all kinds of parts to you. And some of you is very focused on school. And you need to allow yourself to be that.

And you feel like a sex life is a distraction. Except that you are 26. You're not 19, you know. But I guess sometimes when I get very stressed

and I have to read something, I just get a heart on. And I just get to read it in that sense. That just means you're doing the right thing. You know what?

There are some guys when they get stressed. I hate to bring this up, but it's in my heart and my mind. So they pick up an AK-47 or whatever that guy picked up. Or AR-15.

And they go and shoot a bunch of people. So at least you're just shooting the gun between your legs. And God has blessed you for that, Steve. Like your arms could be short, Steve.

Yeah. A half hour a day. Tyrannosaurus rex. A half hour a day.

A half hour a day is fine. When I get stressed. What's up wrong with you? And by the way, when you're taking these women,

it's probably, if you are going to date, probably a good idea to masturbate first anyway, so you're not too horny. See, I always wanted that to be like my job.

I would just want to give hand jobs to guys before they go out with my friends. Well, we're going to talk about sex work in a minute here. Okay, Steve, do you have any other questions?

Any other questions? You can masturbate as much as you're masturbating. You should forgive yourself because you're studying. You should hurry up and get whatever degree you have

because life doesn't wait. And you should still push yourself to do more, either dating, if you're old-fashioned, or munches and getting together with people

who are a little bit kinky like you. You're a little bit kinky. That's not it. Enjoy it.

There's a lot of... Be happy. Don't work for these hard... Like, what are you saying?

I don't know. I just would like to be a little bit more interesting when jacking off. You would like to make things more interesting

when jacking off. Are you saying you want to jack off right now? No, I'm just saying that now, but I'm saying that.

No, I mean you could, but not... You could if you wanted to. You're not doing that now, are you? We just want to know.

We don't want to be surprised. All right, so what's your question? You want to know how to make jacking off more interesting?

Don't do it so much. And then it won't be... It'll be more interesting. You're even more interesting.

Use your other hand. Or give yourself like little treats for tonight. Thank you very much. Toys!

Okay. There's some really nice guys who are not there right now. And if you meet some women that you like,

you can think about them when you masturbate. It'll be nice to your penis. That's fun. Think about these hot women

that you meet at the munches. And be a good guy. You're a good guy. Stay that way.

And keep not being creepy. Wank for peace. Right. Shoot the gun between your legs.

Enjoy. An edge if you like. If you're only edging for a half hour, that's barely edging.

And that's fine. Okay. Take care, Steve. Thanks for calling.

Keep in touch with us. Let us know how it goes. Your studies, your sperm, everything. Okay.

So by the way, I haven't given out the phone number. But the phone number here, if you want to call to talk to us,

to ask a question, tell a story, share a fantasy, you know, tell us what's on your mind,

in your heart, or between your legs, is 626-461-5950, or toll-free,

1-866-289-7068. So great news for sex workers, friends, and lovers. California Governor Gavin Newsom

signed a bill to protect sex workers when reporting crimes, when the sex worker is reporting a crime,

and or carrying condoms. Actually, in the past, they used to arrest them, or they would make them afraid of arrest.

So sex workers were afraid to report crimes or carry more than a couple of condoms. You know, and you need a lot of condoms

when you're a sex worker. You should have. In general. Or in general anyway, right.

True. But yes. I'm sure a lot of people who aren't sex workers have been stopped

because they have a lot of condoms. I know there's been times when it's been tense for me in other places,

and I'm like, not even here working, I just have condoms. Like, I'm just a sicker person.

Okay, well now, California State Senator Scott Weiner, let's go bedobos for Scott Weiner. Great for Weiner.

You know, huh? Isn't that a great day? Great day. Think of all the bad things

you could do with a name like Weiner, that that other Weiner did. The other one, yeah. I hope this guy doesn't send dirty pictures

or crooks. Right. No, he sounds, I don't know,

he sounds like he's a good Weiner. Does he? I mean, I just, he authored the bill.

Okay. Bill 233, if you want to look it up. And the fabulous,

goddess, soma snake oil, do you know goddess soma snake oil? She is our fabulous friend.

Nice. And she helped make it happen. I'm not sure what she did, but she sent me the letter

to write to Gavin Newsom and I signed it and I sent it to him. Yeah. And I shared it.

So I did my little, you know, grassroots thing and she was organizing. A lot of people to do this.

And I mean, I hope goddess soma runs for office. I would vote for her. And mistress Tara,

of course did run for office. And she ran for president. Yeah. Which we're going to get to.

And speaking of president, well, before I say that, I just want to say, yeah,

a lot of people kind of care relate to this little step forward. It's a big step. It's important for sex workers

to be able to talk to the police if something bad happens. And it's important for them to have condoms. Yeah.

But also we will hope, we do hope that it is a step forward in terms of decriminalization of all sex work,

consensual adult sex work. Okay. I shouldn't say all. Of course,

not trafficking kiddies. No one's ever talking about that. No. Except for politicians.

No, probably wouldn't be any trafficking if it was legal. Maybe we should talk about that.

Well, I just want to shout out several Democratic presidential candidates. Senator Kamala Harris.

Representative Tulsi Gabbard. Senator Elizabeth Warren. And Senator Cory Booker. Have all come out in favor

of decriminalization of sex work. So go bonobos for that. And I wish Bernie would. Bernie.

What's the matter with you? He could, I'm like, Bernie pay me for a handout.

Bernie. It's just too cranky. Sex workers are workers too. And we will work for you.

Well, don't scare. Maybe that's what he's here. Don't scare. You know.

I only get $13 an hour. Anyway, hopefully he'll come around. The others have come around.

But, and this is a big, big, but, okay,

for people who like big butts. I have a big butt. Okay. It's not a,

it's not a good kind of big butt though. All 2020 presidential candidates, all of them

voted for Cesta Foster. Oh yeah. Which Trump

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ball kicking. Wanna kick his balls? Give those big balls a kick.

He's got a tiny little penis in Oh, he does have a big pink balls. so yeah anyway under gag order with a penis pacifier that's the only way we

allow him in the noboville but in the meantime you know yeah he signed Cesta Faust into law and and all these other people you know they voted for it and and that's a terrible thing it just makes it harder for sex workers it's so hard to work right even people that are kind of sort of sex workers but

not really so that's like taking away the craigslist and back page all right yeah craigslist back pain was already gone anyway yeah craigslist was gone then back page and let me tell you a little story and then we're gonna talk about sex work it's about the debates I don't know if you guys watch the debates by the

way Bernie did great you know for being shit on you know by CNN moderators who were almost as bad as my asect moderator almost as bad as my asect moderator not quite go look at my asect blog and you'll find out but they're pretty bad these CNN guys because they're so corporate where are the

Democrats where are the true people who see they turned me off just now we're still out what okay so just the screen live with no okay so maybe my my screen just came off where am I on what both cameras okay everything's on so but yeah probably CNN's corporate paymasters turned off my screener to just just to

distract me but anyway Bernie did great Elizabeth Warren did great even though they were picked on by the CNN moderators and then second debate okay Tulsi the first Samoan American in Congress she took Kamala Harris down pretty hard and she called her out on her record as California's attorney

attorney general and I don't hate Kamala I mean I really enjoyed a lot of her interrogations of just evil people running for Supreme Court justice but you know she put a lot of people in prison and I guess when she when she was California attorney general I know because I'm a a Californian and and a

lot of them were in prison for weed even though she admitted to smoking weed and and also she said she was against the death penalty but she held back on some evidence that would have helped a death penalty guy and and the thing that Tulsi didn't say because of course you know it's not politically correct I guess

or just too risky was that Kamala also went after the sex industry and you were starting to bring that up Craigslist was already down of course in terms of their sex ads but but back page she took it upon herself to take back page down and she didn't succeed at first the judge threw it out but then

and you know she called it a despicable online brothel and conflated sex trafficking and consensual sex work and it was one of the sponsors not just voted for sesta fosta but sponsored it and you know you know I mean the thing is she has kind of backpedaled on it I mean well she said she would she would be for

decriminalization of of sex work and so I'm willing to give her somewhat of a chance she's very corporate but you know let's just put it this way if if she's the nominee I will vote for her to defeat the Trump is oh yeah yeah we will vote for her voting we're voting for her ever even if it's Biden and I kind of

feel like it might be Biden with her as vice president because he called her kid like that which you know you know I wouldn't hate that I wouldn't hate it I would kind of have a lot I would happily go vote for that I would vote for it I would vote for what Biden and Kamala vote for anyone except this guy that's there

yeah well I vote for the garbage collector because at least he collects the garbage he doesn't just throw it all over the country you know I we gotta get this guy out and I know I'm critical of a lot of Democrats I guess at this stage it's a terrible you know fight that they're all having like a wrestling match but

honestly we do have to support whoever runs against this just scab on the body of America and America's got a lot of problems and he didn't start them but he sure is making them worse yes all right that's my soapbox on that so now you know and I and I really do just want to come back for one second to yeah I think

the mass shootings I mean sorry I do think they are motivated by this guy I think especially these last two guys these last two guys this guy in El Paso and and he and this guy in the Gilroy garlic festival I think they don't like diversity no and I think they think of themselves as part of an army they

don't they're not even going crazy from it I don't think they're crazy I think that's giving them too much that's what I think yeah definitely these are planners like they're actively making manifestos and putting it out there like they're taking steps and somebody got a hold of these kids they pulled them out

of the fucking thing and they said okay kid you're Catholic and here's what's happening and then we have to free ourselves from this kind of nonsense and I'm all for religious people it's great but it's a big part of it it's a lot of these guys are horny and and that's why I meant it when I told Steve

you know and it's great that he's obviously you know got some issues with connecting with people and women and and and so you know he's masturbating and he's a little obsessive about it but he's not shooting anybody and he could be and and I know a lot of these guys are kind of political but a lot of them

are are influenced by their sexual repression so well some of the things insoles are saying like on certain forums and like seeing where it's come from like in the sense of like being on the internet like earlier forums like to you know how bad it's gotten it's like it's really frightening yeah or some of

the stuff that they always equate it to a sense of genetics so apparently they believe that like they've been given some sort of like failed hand in life because genetically their faces is like deformed in a way that makes them not attractive and that's the reason why they're not it's awful I want to say

it's bullshit but it's not weird it's very common and it's it's pseudoscience of course you know and and yeah it's like it's like Nazi science you know it's that kind of science so yeah guys you got to just we got to have no I know decriminalization of sex work and we got to get trumped out we got to do so much

because otherwise the earth's gonna explode and I always think I used to say that I could solve all the problems with my now let me do it I'll be on my knees for you and that will be yeah I can solve all these countries problems with my mouth I mean not only should we do you talk about it sex work but we should we

should subsidize it the government should subsidize it because a lot of these guys are broke they're living in mom's basement they have mommy issues some of the time that's not even the case sometimes some of these guys have like like Silicon Valley is just full of them so like they have all these high-paying

jobs they have all this money they don't know what to do with some of them some of them though are very very fine friends to my friends who are making all the herb who because some of them are smart enough to see my friends in the Bay Area okay and half of my friends in the Bay Area are like large living large

and in charge because of that but that's like eight of them everyone else is like has to move out is getting pushed out but for like for like the seven sex workers that are attracted to that demographic of Silicon Valley guy that is being hired to work there that they're doing very well but for everyone

else it's like the SESTA FOSTA thing has just made it so much more difficult I feel like I need like wheels on my massage table well I just feel like we just keep fighting for it anyway we had one win we got this bill signed and we got to move on and keep fighting for decriminalization of prostitution for

us and for the incels okay for America for the world so Sarah we have to talk about what I just want to more formally introduce Sarah down that we're done with the show Sarah was on in Dr. Suzy TV back in 2011 in a show called sex geeks nerds dorks and toys there are a lot of large group of toy makers porn

stars and sex birds including one read mohawk oh hi read hi read hi read and read mohawk oh actually asked you to insert a crystal delight that's right in his tissue behind a curtain but he was recommended we were playing with sex toys and some people were putting them in their buttholes in front of the camera and

he wanted to do it behind the curtain and he had Sarah yeah and her sexy vibes she just stuck that crystal delight right up his butt and he squealed I think he liked a little bit but he liked it he liked it it only hurts twice squeal of the light and yeah we were to give him a shout out because I don't know that

well but I either he's a good old friend of mine well you see him all the time yeah but I mean I mean that doesn't always equate friendships for me I mean I stick a lot of things in lots of butts but in terms of the butts of people that I've known a long time that let me back in there but he's a good friend good and so

he's doing good he's been through some rough times with someone we know and because of someone we know and I don't want to get too deep into that but go look up yeah you go to read about sex.com yeah there's all of the history of you know his take on me too and his issues with other people's issues with him and how he shares

himself and you know he was he was as transparent as possible like he he got a whole little board of people to help them through everything and you know we made sure like as his friends were like okay you need like you need a big diversity like intervention so here are like these four people that you that

you're gonna talk to like once a week and everything's been documented and you can read it read up about it on on his website well he certainly dealt with it yeah no he definitely did the work and showed his work and I still feel bad because like I said we know the person so once you look up him and his accuser you

can look up his accusers name on Dr. Susan Block.com yeah where she might have been coming and I'm not gonna say I'm sure about it but I have had my own experiences but I'm happy to hear that Reed is doing good that that's the bottom line here yeah he has they moved up to Portland so he's a new house well

right my cousin's important maybe they'll get together yeah anyway all right so so you were on the show and you were you had just one international mislead there what do you have to be to win this so basically you have to compete in a contest and it happens in San Jose in April of every year and it's it's

basically like a pageant it's like a kinky beauty pageant like I like his performances like this outfit there's pop questions there's like a whole interview process it's sort of like yeah there's a fantasy it's like it's like it's like you carry it's like pose toddlers on tiara's and lip sync and and RuPaul's

drag race like all in one all right so yeah no it's the best weekend so so we you know we played a lot with sex toys then and now I guess you're into this thing called bond decide yes which we want to kind of demonstrate I think but first we're gonna talk about it okay and it's it's like it's it's just like what it

sounds like a combination of bondage and massage and now take it away yeah it's actually it's a proprietary I guess sequence that was put together by this woman named Jaylene and there's actually if you look up bond decide calm you can find myself and a whole bunch of other practitioners are like all over the

world like we're there's a whole bunch of us in Australia and a bunch of us all around the country and we travel get to get certified yeah we there's like a little training that we go through like I said Jaylene created it and put it together there's like two they made their own yeah yeah we made our own yeah so yeah there's

it like we have and it's basically you know like maybe maybe you like miss it maybe you're tired of getting massages and you want to spice it up so it's like just a little kinky or maybe maybe you're like too scared for all the extra kinky things so you speaking of kinky things you have bags of kinky things yeah I got a

lot can you show us some of the kinky things yeah so I have anything I have a couple of things like I have like blindfold I can hold it I'm sure you know so the fun part about bond decide sensory deprivation yeah so basically I take away all your senses so you know you don't get to see you don't get to hear

oh yeah you're more or less immobilized on the table and music playing and I can hear the music too so I can like massage you or beat you or interact with you in time with the music so the person hears music beat you yeah yeah well some of the seusses do that anyway yeah like any sort of percussion any sort of body

percussion you know and you're a musician too yeah yeah Sarah vibes is that for music yes both it started I originally got the nickname in high school I mean I got a lot of nicknames in high school but I got Sarah vibes in high school okay because I was in jazz I was your favorite okay I was in jazz band and I played the

vibraphones and the vibraphone yeah and I got Sarah vibes is what's okay so let's see what you got here so I have a this is kind of like a little understain I'm going to take away my lips so I don't detract from your toys but it rolls you know the muscles that loosens up the muscles all the little bumps oh that

feels good yeah do you want to feel it's actually and it's like you know if you imagine not being able to see there's a penis in there yeah yeah I do there is definitely a penis well okay so we have to cover that for Facebook I don't know where Facebook camera is there okay well don't it I mean you know she doesn't

have to well I have other things like again have a lot of different toys like I like elk or is it it's not dear yeah it's not super heavy it's nice I know it's sensuous I have like a buggy one oh this is very soft feel this rabbit you might like this you might like to be tied up and whipped with this it's a rabbit rabbit

it's really so so it's like you know I might spank somebody get their butt nice and warm and then cool it down with it oh yeah look at that wrist actually all right but also sometimes sometimes I'm kind of me you're kind of what sometimes I'm a little mean me oh yeah like the ball the ball kicking sounded pretty mean

although you're very so yeah so a lot of things I like to do with my massages like find random things in my house it's like mommy would use yeah but it's also fun sensation yeah more of the skin than the stockings but yeah but it's also just you know a good paddle good paddle you know and with your eyes closed and lying down

you might not know what the things are you know sometimes what I like to do is I have a really big knife sometimes I might take out my knife and so they'll see it but when they're blindfolded I just use like the edge of a metro car and somebody thinks like I sliced their back open so I kind of like to play with people

I like to get in their heads you know I don't have to tie you up if you know how to follow the instructions Jaylene we want to shout out Jaylene Bennett Jaylene Venice who invented or she invented and created Bondeson although before she put it together well she exactly like she she designed the sequence and then we

were and the training process like I swear I've seen people who do Shabari or Kimbaku also do some of the yeah you know smack it around and massaging I think the thing that makes it kind of unique is the is the sensory deprivation with the music the sensory deprivation with the music I think really

can take somebody into another headspace like I've had people tell me they've forgotten where they were like you'd be surprised where you can kind of like slide into it you know I like I like imagining you know how I play with people it's like and how I read people it's kind of like jazz to me yeah

Sarah vibes we got that vibe all right good vibrations I think we should sort of move things to over here who's the first victim I mean I shouldn't call the person I think you like yeah so we're gonna get over here yeah so on the on the tiger fake tigers really sheepskin how should I lay down well yeah okay can she

take off a little more than she's got okay okay okay so she's wired I might need a rewiring I need a rewiring yeah take off the top at least it's got a set that's our there we go and here we have a ladies and gentlemen the sound people are on set okay and where is Abe oh and there's a collar okay so how

about Mar Mar do you know how to do this wiring of her you should learn because now we don't know where a biz check check that a saying check check check check check I guess so she can we can hear her make sounds or say something there you go the big banana this is your mistress for this so we should move this though

minute don't you dare slobber all over this Trump okay what is that boy's festival choice this is a call it's a caller I see okay well let's do a this Anthony I'll be with you in like a couple of minutes I don't know if we want to call Anthony back but we're kind of in the middle of a little scene here so we

do want to talk to you Anthony but right now we're we're doing bond assage Sarah vibes has just put couplings and a blindfold and a collar on Desiree and now she's blogging her with a nice Elf blogger yeah we we wired Desiree but she's good you want to be good is it good if she makes no sounds sounds good but turn

your head that way Desiree if I can be so bold as to tell you what to do yeah yeah there you go yeah do that and look at I mean you can't see so you can't look but you can kind of tilt your head and that's nice is this okay yeah this is my hand you might not know you might think it's a hair brush you do have very nice like

nails like brush through my hair I also have a finger flogger made by juxt leather oh and there's another microphone you're in stereo now as Sarah thanks you and now the head goes down yeah I understand that but you look better with your head up and now you're getting whacked with a paddle wow does that hurt

more I wouldn't necessarily say it hurts it feels good in a way that it kind of hurts okay you don't like it to hurt anyway I do actually a little bit you want to hit her hard whoa okay there was a totally consensual in fact this is a good example of getting enthusiastic consent he doesn't hurt to start slow

even with someone that likes it yeah wow okay and now here's the hair brush for those who are into the Dami mommy this has that connotation you've been a bad girl took the biggest banana oh and now comes the massage I see really nice oh I bet the butt massage is so

good yes oh I see you're walking oh yeah and the squeezing and definitely this is massage mark easy mark Zuckerberg this is nothing don't freak out don't freak out it's not x-rated it's just massage but it's a nice massage and she's kind of tied up it's got the bondage things on ideally she would have those two things

tied together right do we have something to tie them together do you want to try like a rope or a chain okay don't you worry now Anthony I'm gonna talk to you in a minute maybe I should talk to Anthony now while we're looking for hey Anthony hey Anthony turn down the music is Anthony there oh Anthony all right well just in time

well because he kind of wanted to talk about the Gilroy festival so it's a different subject even though you know in a way oh hello are you there Anthony okay okay turn the music down so I can hear Anthony he sounds like he's it that he's not on it hung up before earlier okay then I'm hearing voices which it could be it

could be I'm hearing voices okay so I'm here with Sarah vibes who's demonstrating bondage on Desiree Soto and now she is totally well not totally but definitely tied up she's in bondage and also blindfolded and she is getting a nice it's yeah arms oh wow yeah how is it Desiree oh really nice yeah just like my

favorite this is your favorite thing do you like massage anyway and how does it make it different when you're in bondage I find it puts me in a certain mindset but like I would be and if I wasn't confined in somewhat or rather like I'm a person who likes bondage even during sex so like it just it gives me something extra like

focus on or rather it helps me put my focus on what I'm doing and being present during sex yes well I often say freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac but restraint is a close second maybe first for some people and now we're gonna play some drums yeah but bongo I need a microphone for her actually if I

had music I would probably be in her in time with me okay usually that we have music that can be in time it's more of a percussive beat a more of a percussive beat this is all free music that Facebook allows us to use so it's a little lame but it's got a little bit of a beat more than the other stuff and how does

that part feel Desiree oh I hear you okay so you're like I like a lot of sort of impact play especially around my butt yeah we're taking the threads in here as well if you're fine wow talking music video I like to play with music yeah it's fun to do this

do you have like a butt fetish do you really like I mean I like but I think I like what everybody has a butt yeah everybody has a butt like equal opportunity I can be inside you usually I do have a butt you're leaning back which is kind of like a cane crop kind of thing is deeper wood zebra wood yeah

wow not made from zebras not dangerous okay well I think not because you're wearing up with my arm is wearing so I think we're gonna give a hand to Sarah Sarah bond it's a r.a. yeah yeah we know that like the biblical Sarah hello she still can't see oh should I not take off my blindfold yet okay I'll do that you

like it around you want to try it do we have time I mean we're way past we have time can we do can we go off Facebook and do a topless time yes okay but we got it okay moving along moving along I guess you can don't show Trump because he's ugly you could show the bonobo way for now and then we'll see

yes sir there might be one angle you could show about 10 minutes okay okay what position should she get in a lot can happen in 10 minutes okay but now we need it a microphone so we don't have a lot of ear for her so I have to where's the mic here I need another Mike where you going with that was her Mike okay where's

the other Mike was your Mike I have a Mike no her Mike Mike yes I do need another one yeah okay that's over there let me get over I think this is the one she was talking about this is all we're the silver one okay all right so here you hold that one hello yeah how are you feeling I'm nervous and scared but this is how I

always am yeah yeah so what do you like I don't know okay do you like like buddy things like like heavy so do you like stingy things no no okay I don't like you ready okay sensory deprivation besides step one much I make up what's gonna only good things are gonna happen it's great only what you want to have

and yeah okay okay that's good do you want to pull up your top okay are you feeling deprived upside yeah can you see no I can't okay okay now where's your Mike do you want to hold her Mike because you're obviously gonna have your okay so I'm back and I'm gonna start and we'll see how good oh look at this can't

argue with this no no there's no way to complain about that yeah that's it Betsy had to go over and see what was what was going on yes that's to see body things why are you guys doing this I don't understand why human beings do this she still doesn't understand but she knows it doesn't involve food how does

this feel good feels good this being a rabbit blogger have you ever been plugged with a rabbit blogger me I'm sure that Sarah would you do it again okay yeah what do you think that is very good you get to go to the next level like Super Mario better

something soft animal vegetable or mineral animal very good what animal rabbit rabbit we were just giving you rabbits in different forms it's Easter you didn't know it so good I can take a nap you know people often take naps doing doing it also is massage so like you get that little he's doing but no mobile

communion without your sight or the song or the liquor or the liquor it's quicker what is this some things well I could be inserted but it won't be you know you know what that is it's a thing with the three balls but it only feels like one ball what is she doing what does she have in her hand spider legs I don't know spider

like yeah not that I would know it's kind of like a spider kind of like if her hand became a spider and then her hand had different legs like a spider but instead of legs their fingers and what would be on the end of those fingers but they were these nails long fingernails now we have a little paddle I'm surprised you find this

like ticklish and not the other one don't hit my nipple please don't hit her nipples very sensitive about those nipples is padding not hitting well it's a hard light bonda sighs okay okay you don't have to be sorry unless you really want to be sorry so that was kind of exciting I mean that was very exciting yeah let's get a big hand

to sunshine okay sunshine rise and shine sunshine it was fun and now we can bring the Facebook camera back sorry Facebook camera but you guys you can see all that beautiful booby play because mark easy won't let you and we respect that you know we're we're we're all about playing by the rules but don't complain if

all you got to do is look at a side you just have to watch it on dr. Susie dot TV that's dr. Suzy why dot TV what is going on oh yeah right now you get to see everything that's exciting yeah these are the finger nails show the Facebook camera the fingernails that she used on her boobs actually as well as tummy and

all over these are white the fingernails and then this is the bunny I am feeling about using animals but I guess buddies are not endangered well there's more like Freddie one like Freddie s cause oh Freddie like Freddie Krueger yeah okay I have to feel that way

wow it's very you know sort of galaxy somebody speaking French right I'm holding the microphone yeah just put my arms behind my head like I'm bondage is something that you can kind of do to yourself you don't have to have someone do your hands behind your head or your back I know everybody got the

winding up a little over time but we started a little late so yeah wow let's give another big hand for our guests Sarah by oh wow yeah and same same on Twitter their vibes triple s dot com and then there's also the Sarah vibes promo Twitter so it's Sarah vibes promo at Twitter so like

they're both connected but like those are two places you can see on Twitter like Sarah stuff okay and I'm in LA until October cool yeah okay so in the meantime everybody out there I'm sorry Anthony I didn't get to talk to you but call me next week okay so in the meantime it's a tough time you know shootings the wars that

never end the the hate that comes from the White House you know putting children in cages signing things that harm sex workers and telling people to go home anyway so vote who for whoever runs against him please you know whatever I want you to better just blue follow the way yeah shoot the

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