“V” Without Violence: Happy Bday Capt’n Max!

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and singers, artists and exhibitions, voyeurs and connoisseurs. Remember, remember the fifth of November and happy birthday, Captain Max, my... What kind of applause was that? Can I hear it, amen?

Damn. Can I hear an A, women? A, women. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, I want to welcome you to the womb room.

Don't be a pussy-grabber. You hear that? We got our Trump taken care of, but we want to welcome you to our fifth of November celebration, celebrating the birthday of my primate, my captain, my lover, my friend, my revolutionary, my V without violence.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. It's also the Happy Anniversary of the Bonobo Way. Take a birthday spanking. Oh, yes, Happy Anniversary, Bonobo Way, the evolution of revolution and conflict resolution

via peace through pleasure and female empowerment. Yes, indeed. Voila! A humble Vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of...

That's about every V except vagina. Yeah. Yeah. Vagina!

Yay, vagina! Vagina! Yay, the Bonobo Way of the V. Brothers and sisters, this is a very special holiday.

And as he says, Mr. V for Vandetta, beneath this mask is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask is an idea. And ideas are bulletproof! Yeah.

Kind of. We'd like to put to rest some ideas here. On this pre-election day, Dr. Susan Block Show, some ideas like racism and sexism and bigotry and hate.

Yeah. And so, I will take off the mask and reveal, you can just undo it back there, my lovely assistant Gypsy, can we have a hand? Yeah.

And yes, there is flesh. Lovely flesh, not just a symbol. But the real thing that lives and breathes heavy, I'm such a perv. And is so happy to be here for the 5th of November.

Yeah. And yes, Bonoboville is in the middle of the Million Mask March. Yeah, that's it. And we're marching, marching.

Well, I don't know if we're really marching. We're dancing and laying around a lot. And we're doing it for our revolution, the Bonobo Revolution. And against police brutality and against the sexual oppression

that stalks the land in the form of Prop 60, a Trump-picked Supreme Court and a Pence America. So we're just doing our thing with him, making him suck bananas. This is the way we think he's best.

Yeah, it's not only what he does. He seems happy. He's sort of smiling with his mouth open. And he's all tied up, yep.

And he's a dick. Basically, he's a dick. And sort of a dick head. And he's got balls instead of arms.

But his actual little member here, well, we know about how little the short-fingered vulgarian would be. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we stand on the precipice of perhaps the first woman president. Yeah. A woman.

Not perfect, you know, by any means. Not perfect. Not perfect. Right.

And we know her so well. We've known her so many years. We know all her horrible little imperfections, such as having voted for our wars. You keep your mouth shut.

You supported them. So don't pretend you didn't. And this guy's lies are so much more profuse, let's just say. And yes, we're going to have the Putin puppet show.

So I understand that Putin was here earlier. Is that right, Max? He was around here somewhere. Yes, yes, yes.

I told him to go sit in the waiting room. So I'll see if he's in there. Well, you know, these are his puppets. You're a puppet.

And our birthday boy. Yeah. And yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. The Bonobo way was my gift to Max a couple of years ago.

And Maximilian, our love. Prince Max was born at the Vatican hospital in Vatican City, Rome. 73 years ago. And he emigrated at the age of seven with other deposed and fleeing royal refugees.

I mean, families of Europe on a big beautiful ship. And he came to the great promised land of Montclair, New Jersey. And yes, he was and is a refugee. And yes, we are all refugees in America.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A? Women.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Where is he? Let's keep his mouth stuffed with that banana. Make it naughty.

Make it naughty. Make him suck it. Don't torture the poor son. Well, I think it's okay.

He certainly tortured us. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. You know he likes it.

Bad comedy. Bad stuff. Seriously bad stuff. He likes bad cop good cop.

So Max has done many revolutionary things in his life. Many, many, many. And yes, Max is my V without the violence. And he was the pioneering publisher of the first reader written media.

LA star. Love magazine. Hate. Yep.

You don't want hate. Make a magazine about it. Brett Wood, blah, blah. And Beverly Hills, the magazine.

And oh, can't forget. And God. And God. Right.

Where's God? Here we've got some kind of a God here. Yep. He's got some hair on him.

This guy has got some hair on his chest. Yeah. He's kind of dirty. Yeah.

He's kind of a little dirty. I like my Jesus. I don't know. Somebody's been using Jesus.

And you know when you use this Jesus jackhammer properly, you can say with all scientific truth, Jesus is in me now. Amen. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Amen. Amen. Amen.

Amen. But this is actually more for Easter, I guess. We also have for the coming holidays, the Baby Jesus butt plug. Yay.

Thank you. We'll introduce you first then, Brian. Come on. The Jesus butt plug.

Oh, my God. Thank you. Chef. Load out Jesus inside me.

The live. Hello. Jesus Baby Jesus butt plug. Well, thank you for your confession.

Okay. There's no confession here. Brother be live. It's like a real love all the time.

Yes, indeed. Thank you. Welcome back to Bonoboville. Woo-hoo.

Woo-hoo indeed. Always great to have your home every time I'm here. And you are. This is your home away from all your other homes.

I know. So many. I think it's endless, infinite. Yes.

But this is your home where Jesus, the butt plug, can be inside of you. Could be. And any moment. Okay.

Yes. I'll remember that. And this Jesus is made by the Divine Interventions Sex Toy Company. And I would like to introduce your lovely ladies.

Mine? I don't know about that. Before you. Well, you're her hot lovely man.

Actually, you are quite a lovely man with that dress on. And this is Danielle Watts. She sure is. And she's a birthday girl.

Hello. I am a Scorpio. Scorpio season. She is.

She's a total Scorpio along with Max. Happy birthday, Max. Thank you so much. Remember, remember the birthdays in November.

Or you're going to get it. That's right. A spanking, hopefully. Any more Scorpios in the room?

Any more Scorpios in the room. Were there only two Scorpios here? That's great. Actually, I think there's another one coming.

Three Scorpios? Who's a Scorpio? Zane. He's our graphic designer.

No wonder. Graphic designers? Scorpios, something about him. By the way, he's an extraordinary artist.

I have to see some of his work in the studio the other day. I love to see his work. Sounds amazing. I have to love those Scorpio lovers.

What's that? Talking to the microphone. Yes, everything that I say is a metaphor for something. Absolutely.

Danielle is to be experienced on multiple levels. Absolutely. Absolutely. I love the way you sang the Bonobo way along with playing the piano on our Steinway Baby Grand.

I love the way you perform here and you confess and you dance. And of course, the two of you are the stars of our new video with Bell Magazine. Three ways to live like a Bonobo. And they show it.

They do it. They make up with fucking. Oh, it's fun. They bleep me when I say fucking, even though they asked me to say fucking.

You're seeing a little bit of it now. Maybe we'll play it on the break. But I want to introduce everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's fun. It's a lot of fun. And you know, it's got 22,000 views on Facebook. Yeah.

So go check it out. And also we got it on our YouTube and I have a little thing to say about it on my blog. But speaking of Facebook, I think we're doing our Facebook live somehow. Yes, we are.

We are actually. You have not been censored or kicked off yet. Oh, yeah. Okay, even though I show that Trump is a dick.

Don't show none of those. Well, I don't show his actual dick. It was a straw between his legs and a stuffed animal. Although I have to say that this stuffed dick is what the LAPD said was the reason that they needed to investigate us.

Yeah, that was actually an exhibit. This was their exhibit. A court case that Dr. Suzy fought. Yeah.

He could stand up a little better in those days. And when the police officer or the lawyer for the police said, what is this as they pointed to this penis? She said, it's a pillow. Yeah.

It's a stuffed pillow. Yeah. It's a fluffy penis. It's not a wheeled penis.

Everybody was laughing. Yeah. And the judge says, starts pounding and said, you lost your case. Yeah.

But then we won an appeal. We won a settlement on an appeal. So sometimes you got to fight the police. And sometimes you just got to protest police brutality so they don't fight you because it's very hard to fight the police, I got to say.

So that is a lot of what our anonymous revolution is. I like the roses. Always red roses. Happy birthday.

A careful revolution. I want to get too fucked up. Smells wonderful. And here is speaking of politics and speaking of fighting the impending sexual oppression.

We have Suzy Q. James here. Vote no on Prop 60. She is our lady of the free speech coalition. And she has no microphone.

See, she's already being censored. Give me my voice. Let the workers speak for themselves. Vote no on Prop 60 on November 8th.

Pretty please. I'm going to freak out. We got to do it. It's really going to put people at risk.

They want you to think it's about keeping people safe, but it's actually going to do the exact opposite. Hold a rose. It gives you more integrity. Don't cry for me Argentina.

Vote no on Prop 60. There you go. You got to have these jingles. For one thing, this Weinstein whining guy who wants to be the sex czar of California and then the world probably.

He has all these ads. Wait, we bring our sign. Sam? We have a sign.

Okay, we have a sign. This guy got ads everywhere. We got a sign. So this is taking a page from Weinstein.

Other side. Other side. Flip it around. I don't know if you've seen the billboards around town.

They say pornographers vote no on Prop 60. They're paid for by the yes on 60 ad. A lot of people have been calling me and saying, hey, I saw the billboards you guys put up. Way to go.

Yeah, pornographers do say no on Prop 60, which we do. Their sex shaming rhetoric is not going to work on us. We are proud to make porn and we do say vote no on Prop 60 because it will put our lives at risk. It will put lives at risk.

And when she says our, don't think she doesn't mean your. Because this goes for anybody that makes a video. And lots of couples or singles, webcam gals, all kinds of people make videos on their phones and webcams. They are at risk for being sued by their neighbors who might not like them for goddess knows what reason.

And then they can just take them to court and get their legal names, home addresses and also get paid. Anyone who files a lawsuit under Prop 60 will be guaranteed 25% of the settlement. So we're talking incentivized harassment here. Centivized harassment.

This is the impending government that they talk about in the V movie. I mean, I don't like the movie because it's got too much violence. Sorry, but you know, I kind of like the fact that it's a sword though so I can use my sword dildo. Yeah, we did our research this morning and watched it together.

I didn't tell you to do that. Oh, it was my first time. My first V. How'd you feel?

I liked the violence, but I'm a twisted. You are? Ever since the whole scandal thing happened with the LAPD. They just created a monster out of me.

I'm all twisted and naughty and dirty and I think I need a spanking. You definitely need a spanking. That's what you need. So you need to get over the knee here.

That's my butt. That's your butt, all right. So move this a little bit over and it's the double way. Wait a minute.

I don't want to get kicked off Facebook because they're totally sensitive to these guys. Oh wait, but we can... You can show a butt. You can show a spanking.

You can show nipples. You can't show nipples. There's no nipples. There are no nipples on her butt.

I hope not. Although Desmond Morris says that boobs were created because of the boobs. I'm an infinite being. She is.

But you still deserve a spanking. Yes, it's her birthday. Technically, there's nothing lewd about this. No, technically.

That's the problem. There you go. Naughty girl. You need some violence.

You need a little violence. I'm so bad with my open slutism. My open marriage and my slushness. And we're listening to Carmina Formosa's The Kingster.

Inspired by the Bonobo Way. Yeah, yeah, but tell us, confess. Well, I've just been in a dirty, nasty, open marriage. And I made out with this guy in a car again the other night.

They asked me. A different guy because you made out in the car. Same guy. No, that was her. We were at a date.

A potential threple date. And this guy asked if I wanted to make out in the car with him. And I went back to the car to make out. What was I thinking?

Naughty girl. I was so close to calling to you and me. No, really? How did you feel? Well, you know, it's quite fascinating because we have had connections

and like hooked up with people outside of being together. So and I knew it would happen eventually and just shedding and letting go of the layers of jealousy and all that. I looked at it as an opportunity to be able to do that more.

And it was cool because it was the first time that like I had ever had anyone present. You're very lucky. Can we go and make out? I'm like, it's not.

I mean, you should be asking each other that and sure. Like, I mean, it was cool. Well, sure. But you have to ask. And it was good. It felt really good.

It was definitely, I had to like let it go another layer of my jealousy but that's what I live for. Right, right, right. And you know, there's a little bit of jealousy is like spice in your enchilada.

Oh, it's spiced up the later part of her night. Yeah, really? I mean, too much spoils the meat. Like if she had left with the guy and I would have run off. I would have drank more Yeager for sure.

Yeah, that would have been tough. But I don't know what would happen. A little bit of jealousy. It reminds you of how hot she is.

Oh my God. It gets those sperm wars. I don't know about that. I mean, these are the kind of wars that I am for.

Sperm wars, baby. That's right. Gotta have that kink. Especially when you like Hollywood violence.

It means you gotta have that kink. Yeah. Oh, I'll spank her more. Don't worry. All right, now you're wearing a dress.

I am. This is the fall fashion for... He's wearing my dress from India. Yes, yes, yes, that is. I recognize it now. It's like my favorite dress. I love to wear that dress.

And he loves it. It's you. He's somewhat you. And she's wearing my new, my new, my marriage shirt. Marriage shirt.

Oh, you're wearing each other's clothes. But without anything. That's kind of kinky and very intimate. Nice.

Thank you. Now, speaking of clothing, let's look at our guest, Rihanna, and she is wearing her no prop 60s on her nipples, which you don't see any nipples.

You could show this on Facebook. Gotta have that kink. Is it okay if I do that on Facebook? I think that's okay.

That would be... Cleetage is okay. It's okay. A firm supporter of voting no on prop 60.

Firm supporter. Very firm. Very firm. Firm as those very firm buttons on your nipples. Woo! You want to stand up?

And turn around. There you go. You can walk in those things. Yep. Okay. Just turn around.

There she is. Rihanna Arons. Yeah. And she's got a hubby of some sort in the audience, I think.

I haven't known. Shout out to Johnny Minton, our British expat, resident British expat. Are you a little pan sensual, or what are you?

Oh, yes. Yes. Oh. A lot.

His eyes lit up. What do you think about that? Well, I'm having the impulse to whip her with my rose, so I can't feel like...

Okay, you can do that. Can I do that? What the roses are here for. Oh, yeah.

Yes. Does that hurt? Yes, indeed. In a great way.

She's really good. It's got a few thorns. I'm very masculine, actually. She is, believe me.

She's a little budge. She is. You are. And I want to give you a little present,

just because you're so masculine and you need something here. What's this gonna be? Your present.

A strap-on? No. Oh, God. Dang it.

No, because I've been talking a lot about that. Oh, I have to get you one of those. I've been wanting her to get one. We watched all three seasons of Transparent.

Oh, so good. Oh. Yeah. Good.

Well, we have one of the players in Transparent here. That's right. Our beloved winner, loser, loser Torsky, is somewhere circulating around in the audience.

And perhaps we'll join us to wish Max a happy birthday. And the Bonobo Way a happy, happy birthday as well. Because, you know, he actually wrote the first five-star review of the Bonobo Way, and now there's 35 on Amazon.

Check it out. Love, loser. Oh, my God. This is from made by Juxly Jux Leather.

So you can wear it on your finger. So it's a dead animal? Whack it. Yeah.

Oh, my God. He loves dead animals. So fucking hot. It's a murdered animal.

I didn't kill it. You spray-painted gold for me? Jux kind of created that. Maybe he will tell us about it.

I feel evil like Eartha Kitt. Do you want to use it on your... Yes. I mean, I don't know.

I just want to... Whoa. Add the rose. You killed the rose.

I smashed into many, many pieces. Why would I want to... There's all these beautiful women here. I'm taking a break from hubby.

It's like a pop shot. It's good for me. Yes. She's very nasty with it.

He's busy taking pictures with it, but maybe he'll tell us a little bit about it. It's a key chain that could be used as a ring. Oh, my God.

Oh, tell me more. Oh, yeah. It's a little lubricalian flogger, and it is, yeah.

It's made to just be... Just on your finger? And then you just hit people with it? Absolutely.

Go whack. Whack. Whack. Oh, God.

That just took me way back to when my parents loved me so much. They gave me spanking. I love you so much that I gave you a spanking.

But I'm not your mom. But you could... I could be. Help me heal all those mother issues.

All that stuff. Right. I'm a symbol. I love my mom, I do.

She's amazing. Where's my symbol? Oh, yeah. I'm sure she's watching tonight.

She's such a tuned in. I'm a symbol. Because she believes that I am... She believes in me.

She had me. She created me. And you married Chef Belief. Yeah.

So there you go. So our mother's champion, our sexuality. We just tell ourselves that story and it makes it a lot more easy to love yourself.

Even if it's not true, you just tell yourself the story that your mother loves you and wants you to enjoy pleasure.

Our still rather sex oppressive culture does not allow for maternal sexuality. Mothers are supposed to be asexual. But it's changing because we got

a whole MILF movement going. Yeah, we're telling new stories. We got a lot of hot mamas running around. A lot of hot mamasitas.

You betcha. And they want equality. Oh, yeah. And one of them might be presidents.

Some of them want supremacy. Where'd she go? I want supremacy. Who wants supremacy?

Would you like supremacy? She would. I'll arrange that. Stronger together.

You know... It's Bonobo. And I've been trying to figure out what to do.

I want to vote for my friend, Mistress Tara Indiana, who really would make the best president of the United States,

because she knows how to whip guys like this, you know, into shape. That's right.

I actually love Donald Trump for the record. I think he's a brilliant performance artist for the record.

Oh, well, that's okay. We can all say that. Takes one to no one. Not just banana right out of his mouth.

Like, ah, he gotch. Trump. Do you like him? Trump.

I mean, he'd be bleeding by now, but like... But he's not. But he's not.

And it's all love. Go, go, go. I'm with her. Us lefties are so kind.

But in any case, you know... There's a lot of people that either hate Hillary, don't like Hillary too much,

think that he might be entertaining as a president because he's such a fine performance artist,

or just think it doesn't matter. I think people are so bored with well, I should say, with a lot of the PC culture

that they are refreshed by his... Entertainment value. Entertainment value. He's a clown.

He's a clown. And that's the way we like him too. We like you to get a new TV show, although I don't want to have to watch it.

The problem is if he gets a hold of our Constitution, we're all fucked. That's the problem.

Okay. There go abortions, there go gay men. All of that 50, 60 years of hard work

will be totally gone if this guy gets a hold of my Supreme Court. And Mike Pence will be calling the shots.

He's the vice president. You know, should we just like visualize him receiving pleasure? Like for me, for example,

like should we just visualize me writing Donald Trump so that he can feel like... You could actually write him.

The love and the... Yeah, we're going to have to do that. And the forgiveness, because we want to forgive him

and understand that he's a good... You know, he's a human being. He's worthy of love. Very casual.

But not of votes. Yeah, he's a human being. He's worthy of love. That's all he needs is love.

See, he deserves kindness. We showed him as Trump baby. And now he kind of is Trump baby. There are many kinds

of poop and puppets. Swallow that big black microphone. Donald. Let's just envision him.

Oh, yeah. Give him pleasure. She's really getting awkward. He's a great birthday present.

Yes, indeed. That was... I mean, I didn't actually come in his mouth, but I went as far as I could.

And we still... I don't think you deserve that. Well, the mic has a condom, but... Jay Turico, brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners. Jay is right here in his PVC dress. Your dress looks amazing, Jay.

I'm just such a fan. Can we, like, give Jay a round of applause? Yeah, yeah. Can you imagine what Trump is going to do

when he's this? Yeah. I think it's to be present. Look at this beautiful latex.

Just so sexy. Yeah, it's a little black dress. Like, what? You are so incredible.

That's Jay. Can I spank you? Yeah. Will you lift your dress up a little bit?

Thank you. Oh, yeah. That's... Good.

Did that hurt? No, it hit him harder. I didn't hurt. It didn't hurt.

Okay. Ah! Ah! All right, all right.

Oh, too much for... Too much for a Captain. No war crimes. A rose from Hillary.

Are you okay over there, Jay? I didn't hurt you too much. And a rose. Oh, these roses.

You damaged yours. Oh, yeah. But it's so beautiful. It is.

Splayed out on the floor. Yeah, it sounds like that. Yeah. Can I eat it?

You really are very bonobo. Like I said, some things bonobos do, you maybe shouldn't try at home, like eating leaves.

I ate a butterfly this week. I ate a butterfly on my birthday because I was on a film shoot for this super erotic movie

called Everything is Free. Oh, yay. Everything is free. That's what you posted.

There's some irony there, but... Yes. So it's like a... It's sort of a...

A live butterfly? Well, so he was on the beach and he was... he had a little broken...

broken... He had broken himself. He wasn't coming back. And the whole movie is about,

like, you know, becoming one with nature and your impulses. And if you want to fuck a guy

or suck his dick, or if you want to, you know, grab a girl's tits, you should do that.

Pussy? I don't think that's true. Well, you should ask maybe. Well, here.

You should ask first. Like, this guy, he's... he... he could grab my pussy.

Well, he could. He's asked many times. But, like, probably, if there was somebody here

that thought they were big, a big enough star that they wanted to grab me by the pussy,

I'd probably let them because that'd be pretty fucking hot. And you are a star fucker. So, and I am a classic,

like, you know, classic. Well, thank you. Well, there you are. Fucking a star, mostly.

Yeah. But if there was someone in here who thought they were big enough star to grab me by the pussy...

Well, there's one right there. ...come on up. Well, the winning guy... I mean, that's why we are paying

attention to Donald Trump right now. Come on, loser. Yeah, he's looking for... Come on.

...an opening. It's my birthday. It is her birthday. This is your birthday.

All right, we'll wait till later. I'm confused. Yeah, absolutely. I thought it was my birthday.

Okay, he's warming up. He's warming up his fingers. Yes. I just think that Donald Trump

is shaking things up, and it's pretty fascinating. The discussion seems creative. And he's my lawyer.

It is. Everyone is in a state of high hysteria. Make sure. It's true.

And that's good for our pleasure lives, because you eventually have to start channeling that hysteria towards more pleasure-filled experiences, right?

Everyone in the audience, right? The birthday boy is going to have some sex tonight. Whoo!

Yeah. Whoo! And I want to introduce a couple of his favorite people.

Well, first of all, yeah, some of my favorite artists. Uh-huh. You know, I want to be political correct.

Well, they're people. And then the other stuff. And then they got a lot of stuff going on. Yeah, the other stuff.

Yeah. Yeah, they got a lot of stuff. And they are unlicensed for all of it. That's one thing I love about them.

Unlicensed, unapproved, uncertified, unaccredited. They are the unlicensed professionals, Kat Imperio

and Samantha Fairley. Come on up. Whoo! So good to have you here.

Yay. And... Oh, my, my, my, my, my, my. You have to get on either side of me.

You're too beautiful. And I have to absorb your beautifulness and give them microphones. Yeah, you ladies are gorgeous.

And also, look at that hair. Look at that hair. And your pink, pink hat in love with it. You know, you look so Midwest.

You're out doing me. That's great. And you are the schoolgirl. And it's also your birthday.

Happy birthday. Oh, another birthday. Oh, okay. Whatever.

You know, it's not your birthday, but you get this. And this is Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners,

as some of you have already received. The Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Program is awarding them thanks to Mal Jones and the Bonobo Way.

Mal Jones is a reader of the Bonobo Way. And he believes in the empowerment of women. He believes in, you know, the guys have been in charge for,

I don't know how many thousands of years, but there's not so many. If you look at our history as Bonobo sapiens, but they've been in charge for several thousand years.

So let the women have a chance. So he is doing that by empowering them with this little gift that you will find inside your envelope.

When you open it, I will hold your microphones, open the envelope, and wave it around.

Here we go. Oh, yes. Your certificate to award you for all the hard, good, and...

And all the revolution that you carry on in your lives. And the anal art. And the comedy. And the beauty.

And knowing you since, what, 2011, I think. Yeah. Wow. Oh, yeah.

And your hair is growing back. It is. Wow. So you got the award.

Flash it. Flash it. Okay. Yeah.

No, don't flash that. Flash this. Flash all of it, please. Flash it all.

Yeah. Flash it all. Okay. And let's flash it all.

There we go. Hey, Mal. And we love Mal. Thank you.

He is a philanthropist and an environmentalist and an inventor. Even though we are not

a foundation or anything, a lot of our work is enabled by people who actually donate to the cause.

And the cause is revolution. That's right. Gentle and kind and loving. And what?

They censored you for that last part. Oh. And loving. And loving.

Gentle, kind and loving. Okay. That's awesome. What a beautiful thing.

Thank you. Well, that's amazing. You're welcome. All right.

So you can spend it on whatever you want. Sex toy. Invest in comedy. Invest in selfies.

You can park your car overnight at the airport. That is a great idea. Yeah.

Yeah. So you shaved off all your hair for your birthday. But it's back.

No, you didn't. It's a lie. You didn't shave it off. You're like Donald Trump.

You showed an old picture. And you pretended that was real. No. I was for Halloween,

I was just bald. Oh, you were for Halloween. Okay. Yes.

That's close enough. Exactly. Okay. I was bald.

You were bald. I really, it was so tempting to just shave it all off at the end of the night.

Oh. I pulled that bald cap off and I missed it immediately. Wow.

Okay. Well, we're glad you've got a little bit of hair left and it's, you know,

green and turquoise and purple. And you are all in pink. Yes. And you're now a comedian.

I am. So, make us laugh. No. I know, right?

Put them on the spot. Yeah. I'll make you laugh. I'm thankful.

I have fucking hope, so. Now, Catherine is a multi-talented young lady and she is an artist

who is displayed, actually, in our erotic art gallery. Oh, wow. You may have seen

the abstract piece that is what we call anal art. Tell me more.

Tell me more. The beauties in the eye of the buttholder,

as I like to say. There you go. It is creating art by placing a stylus

in your anus and using that to draw on the canvas. Why not?

And actually, you know, people that come through the gallery are like, look at that

and they go, who's the artist? No, no. Yes, yes.

Oh, and they don't even know that it's created by your anus. And then I tell them there's some asshole.

There's the comedian. Yeah, that's it. Well, we, you know, Max is kind of hoping

you're going to create an anal portrait. Of course, of course. So do we need to get supplies?

We do need some supplies. We need supplies. Supplies. Who's going to get a sharpie?

A sharpie. A sizeable sharpie. Nothing the size of Trump's dick, okay?

Fair enough. No, a little. And also, we need paper

and a clipboard. You're going to do it now? Yeah. Oh, my God.

That's amazing. Well, they're going to have to get the supplies. So right now,

I'd just like to see you model your outfits. Yeah, you look beautiful. Sure.

We all love to see that. How about Tchaikovsky's overture for this because that's the

the music. Watch the flowers. 1812 overtures. A chef be alive is very excited

about your outfit. I don't know. He got so excited that he had to grab

the mic away from me. Like, oh. And I was just going to go, yeah.

Woo. Woo. A woman. We just became

Facebook friends, by the way. I was like, what do you like most about her outfit?

What do you like most about her? She's doing right now, taking it off. Oh, my God.

All right. Wait a minute. Facebook. It's hot in here.

We could go to Facebook. Yeah, Facebook, you have to now

shoot sort of around the situation. outfit. Right.

Oh, my God. Can I play? Wow. Yeah.

Watch out. These guys know how to dress. Woo. Wow.

Samantha? Get out of here. Samantha? Can I try this out?

It's just my birthday present. So I just... Yeah. Oh, wow.

That was a nice one. You're getting better at this, Danielle. Wow.

Whoa. Oh, be careful. Be careful. Be nice.

It's so soft. Oh, she doesn't have a very soft derriere.

You've got an amazing body. It's really, really beautiful.

Samantha. Yeah. AKA Sam.

Sam. Sam. On Twitter, she's Sammerhead.

Sammerhead? Okay, but now we need to have this. Oh, yeah.

They're amazing. This is the lovely Mae Westian old Hollywood

outfit here. Is she talking? We need to hold the microphone in front of her.

Oh, this is just the most amazing thing I've ever owned in my life. And if you don't have one,

you need one. Yes, I have several, but I like that it's on you. Yes, it's pink.

Yeah. I like the buffalo bill dance. Oh, yeah.

That means so much, but it was hot. It looks like it feels really good

on the skin. Feel this. Very soft. On my skin,

it's just... It's kind of amazing. I think I'm going to start living in this.

Yeah. But isn't it getting a little hot? Do you have an extra room?

In here. In here. We have some Sharpies. You have a tree

growing up. I think they're coming. Growing up your body. Is that a tree?

Let me get this one. She's got some amazing tattoos. That's amazing.

Let me get this one. This is Cat Imperial and Sam Barely from Santa Barbara

Unlicensed Professionals. And we have the Sharpies. Sharpies.

Okay. And now... Sharpies. Now we need a...

Green one. We need an art... Oh, yeah. We got this.

We need a... White piece of paper. A piece of paper. A easel.

You need paper to it. A white paper. Or tan. How did you learn

that you could do that? I just stuck a Sharpie in my butt and went to town.

It was an idea. When did you make your first class? Yeah, I mean,

a lot of ideas... Download from the universe. You just got to do it. You know, you get ideas

and they just have to be done. So you didn't go to art school? I actually did go to art school, but there was no class on this,

unfortunately. No class. I couldn't imagine. They're a little backwards.

Ideas are bulletproof. I had a download to put my first experience with something in the butt

was like my parking break. Yeah, exactly. I was like... I had a download, you know.

Okay, so do we have a piece of paper? It's coming. I think... We don't need to get the finest art paper.

No, no, we're just getting a piece of paper. Now, have you ever taught anyone how to do this? Well, Sam has done it.

Yes, and you can actually watch the first time we ever, any of us, tried. Well, you sound downright school-marmy

right now. And you're wearing your little skirt here. Well, I'm getting a real outfit.

It's a skirt. School-y. But no, you can actually check it out at Unlicensed Professionals.

Probably on the Vimeo channel is easiest, but absolutely, you can watch us do our first. You've also been doing some great modeling. I've seen some of your photos,

extraordinary. Who are the photographers that are doing this? That are making you look so good.

Well, there's a couple of them, but I don't know any specific to name off the top of my head.

I take a lot of my own photos. Don't worry, you're pretty shaped. But the very fancy ones are professionals, not me.

And we also have them doing their anal art on our anniversary show and another show.

And so, you know, you can watch it. And can you tell some jokes while you're doing that?

Which would you prefer? The green kind of wide-ish one, or the

shoulder of the sword? I have a little stone to show. Let's start out with this guy. Maybe do some accent

in colors with the other guy. Oh, okay. Ambition. Right, right.

Let's see what happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So do you want to,

you usually hold the canvas. Wow. I mean... Is this abstract art?

Do one, too, but... Wow. Astract art. Yes, this is very avant-garde.

Astract. And I think we have to move the Facebook camera away now because this should be done.

It's gone. Yeah, no, no, it's gone. Without, you know, any censorship.

Bye-bye. This is a Facebook. This should not be censored. Not at all.

Okay, you can do it here. You're going to see the rest of the show you've got to pay.

Okay, here she goes. Look at this. She's got a little jewel over her labia.

No, I'm telling you this is, I'm collecting as many of these as possible. Oh, okay.

When I get older, I can retire on the paintings. Wow. Look at this.

Do you give yourself colonics? Do you ever give yourself colonics and enemas to prepare? No.

It is. He likes to give himself colonics. Don't talk about that

while she's got a pen in her eye. Well, it's a very similar, like, you know, energy.

Energetically speaking, you're sticking something in there and something else is coming out. She is balancing on her

platforms right now. You hold the microphone so she doesn't have to do that. I would love to see her teach

this at an art school. Okay, okay. Yeah. I think you have to hold it

up a little higher. Do you have any thoughts as this is going in your butt?

Wow. I think that's Max's head there. What kind of thoughts?

I don't know. Like, does anything cross through your mind? What am I behind?

It's beautiful. I love your work. It's great. She's making art.

Okay, so she's totally in the vortex. There's no thoughts. Yeah, and there's no

technology involved. I think she's thinking about not falling down. It's all channeling

and then asshole. And then asshole. I want you to fall. Does it feel good?

Oh. Yeah, she says. Wow. What does it feel like?

It's looking good. It looks like Max with his captain's hat on. Have your body painted

like this? No, but that's a plan. Right? That's what you call

fine art. The next idea is basically Jackson Pollock

how we really think he did it. You know? Right.

Yeah. I've thrown up paint so we'll see what happens the other

way around. But this is very Japanese. It's a pen and ink drawing. You know?

With your butthole. Psychedelic. Do you guys do this all the time?

I mean ladies, do you do it? Guys, ladies, ladies. I do.

Anybody can do it. Anyone with a butthole and we all have buttholes. We're going to be doing this

tomorrow night. You're going to be holding that sharpie. You could do it.

I'll be doing the sharpie part. You see now you've started an art movement.

Look at this. This is very, very impressive already. Well, with Beelive

it'll probably be a fart movement. No, that's Danielle sorry.

Make a face group with all those rough dudes. What else can I

stick in my butt.com? Okay, so a little bit more on the

lower or the upper part maybe. I'm curious how she keeps the jewel

in such a perfect spot of her on her labia.

Practice. She's doing like features. Eyebrows and eyes

and yeah, this is definitely you, Max.

It looks like it looks like me. Wow. It does.

That's cool. Very abstract. And you're smiling. And I'm smiling.

Wow. I think that's called a shit-faced grin. That is a masterpiece.

It really is. Masterpiece. An Asterpiece.

Asterpiece. Both Asterpiece, Masterpiece.

You ladies are incredible. I know. These are the best.

These guys are like the coolest. Okay. We finally get to

experience the performance on stage and then they do to get off my grass.

Is that a ninja turtle? I don't think so. All right. Can you show how you hold this?

I mean, we're not on Facebook now with this. Look at that. You can just turn it around.

Wow. That's me. Yeah. That's amazing.

Yay. Let's hear it for Catherine Imperio and Sam

barely. Who wants the marker? Now. Does anybody want the marker?

Yeah. Does anyone want the marker? Where's the green one? Should it have some green access?

Be like once the marker is. What are we doing here? Who's taking it? Careful with my pain.

Oh yeah. I'm going to sign it so you can actually read it with my hand.

Even though you still really can't. Well, you both like putting things up your

butt. I think I could do a pretty good picture. Yeah.

Do you want to put some green access? Sure. Oh, you want to

do a picture? No cap. Oh, no cap. I'll use a cap.

That's like I'm working on developing a butt plug basically

that I can stick any stylus in like a paintbrush or a pencil.

Oh, yeah. And it'll hold it. That's cool. So I don't have to worry

about the thickness of the actual mass tree. All right.

I know, right? Because everybody's going to walk in. The mass

tree. That's incredible. So incredible.

And so simple. And so simple. But the metaphor of, you know,

when people call people anal retentive and then the it's like, well,

what would this this is the best possible solution. It kind of pops

out. For any kind of anal repression, the best possible

solution for any kind of anal repression is make art out of your

right. If you anal therapy, if you have

you know, an uptight ass. Yeah.

A lot of people do make a mass even like me. I don't think I have it.

I don't think I'm really uptight, but I think I could I'm uptight for some anal

my ass. I guess you could benefit from anal therapy. I think I could

relax a little bit more. This one's obviously a little thicker

and it's a little more slipping it out. But she's pushing it back in.

This is a real revolutionary moment. Oh my God. We're at the

this is a whole new better like flux. This is the

Bonobo Revolution. This is it. Bonobo Revolution through sexual

revelation. Sam, do you I will be going to the gallery? Wow.

That's amazing. That is amazing. With a nice little green accent.

Whoa, buy that for $10,000. That's a Matisse right there.

That's beautiful. No, no, I mean she gets people look at them and they go,

Oh, this is wonderful. That's good. I really have to just thank the marker, you know,

went through some hell. Yeah. We got a thank you equipment. I want the markers.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Beautiful. Another great artwork.

We're going to hang in the Bonobo Erotic Art Gallery. Is that what I look like?

That's the best thing I've ever watched. That's the way the asshole sees me. What can I say?

You should be greedy. Look at her. Okay, so we should put this over here

and I did see some volunteers. Did you guys chicken out? What for what?

For the the actual markers. Now you can keep them because we're not

going to use them. I wanted one. Oh, Jackie Blue

is taking one. Ten times. Beautiful. Yeah.

Thank you. Can I use the art class? Can I use it? Can I use this marker too?

Yeah. Yeah. You can do whatever you want with it. It's yours.

I'm in a plastic bag hanging on the wall. I'll be like actual collaborations.

Right. It's definitely limited edition. It is. Wow.

Yes. Yes. This is one of a kind. Although we will

make a photocopy as you well know. A photocopy. We certainly will

make limited editions. Prints. As the movement grows we will have some of the originals.

Definitely. Definitely. I actually had an art show in in May I was featured

in another erotic art show in Ventura, California and had a few pieces and sold them all actually.

Wow. That was cool. Yeah. That's amazing.

How much more time do we have folks? We have about four or five minutes to

four minutes. And then no I mean until mid until 11 30.

Till we take a break? Till we take a break. Should we have some Bonoboville communion?

Three minutes. Yes. I just want to ask about her comedy.

Tell me about that. Tell you about what? I am doing stand up comedy. Really?

Yeah. And it is very, very fun. I mean I like telling jokes so it's a live aspect of it

which is kind of dying in a lot of a lot of entertainment. Telling jokes?

Well no just the live aspect. Oh yeah. You know what I mean? Like actually going to see it

is a lot different than watching say like a special you know that's been taped before but I'm having a great time

doing it and just fending people and seeing what happens.

Have you told your comedian audience about your anal arc? That I have not.

I have not. What do you talk about? I talk about things that you know I think are funny

in daily life. This is kind of funny. It is kind of funny but it's like too easy funny

you know what I mean? Like that's just another side of me that they don't get to see right away.

Yeah. Maybe like 10 years from now you'll like share that. Yeah.

Definitely. What's your favorite joke? I want to know. It's my favorite joke.

I think it's people wet and going. Okay. Subjects.

Any jokes that comes into your mind? All right. All right. What's the Mexican version

of a clown car? An apartment. That's a quick one. I think Trump might like

that one. I've got one that you can have. He can use it anytime. I write my own

but you tell me. Tell a joke. Tell a joke. Tell a joke.

Why was Dairy Queen pregnant? I don't know why Dairy Queen pregnant. Why was Dairy Queen pregnant? Because Dairy King sprung a leak.

Because Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper. That's a good one. That's a meat joke.

What do you think? Would that go over with your crown? I mean, I think... You can steal it anytime you want.

I'm not a stealer. I mean, I could give it to you. I know, but that's not, you know... I heard that like 20 years ago.

This is a gal who does anal art. She's an original. Okay, goddammit. I'm a sellout.

I do sitcoms. I mean, I did them, you know. Now my whole life is just a sitcom. I hear the audience laughter

and everything everywhere I go. It's called a reality show. Or just the theater of my mind. Yeah, why not?

Do you hear laughter wherever you go? The things that I'm looking forward to when I get older are being in a walker and walking over to somebody

like two minutes after they sat down and telling them that I was on my way there when they got there because what are they going to do?

It's alright. It's alright. Alright. And where do we see your comedy?

Where do we go? You can go to my website, katenperiod.com, or you can go on there.

You can check me out. I'm doing a live performance this Monday on Ken Boxer Live, a TBSB, Santa Barbara.

Alright. Yeah, so... And you also do your weekly series. Yes.

Yes. We're changing now. I did that in Ventura, Ventura Harbor Comedy Club,

and now I'm going to start doing Sundays in November. Alright. Cool. Alright.

Well, we're so glad to have you here on Saturday night in Bonoboville for the 5th of November.

Remember, remember. And yeah, Max's birthday. And Samantha's birthday. Danielle's birthday.

You know, everybody's here. We're having fun. We're going to have some cake. We're going to have some

Bonoboville communion. We just thought we'd have some comedy first, but we're going to get crazy and have some elixir of Bonobo very soon.

So don't come yet, and don't go away. We'll be right back. Yeah.

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Thank you. I think that was a really good one. I think we have orgasm, Houston. And let's have a hand.

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Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm... I'm ready.

I still think I'm going to leave this room. Where's the husband? You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Oh my God. Don't let her fall over. Oh. Whoa.

Whoa. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. We are celebrating a different kind of revolution here.

Some of us do enjoy Hollywood violence. But mostly, we're bonobos. And it is the second anniversary of the Bonobo Way, brothers and sisters. Yes.

Yes. Go get it. It's on Amazon. It's got 35 star reviews.

And one punk who gave me a four star review. Yeah. We're looking for him. You know.

And he spelled things wrong, too. Look, she's good. And yeah, you can also see three ways to live like a bonobo starring Danielle and Chef Billy. Yeah, that's a great scene.

And Jackie also is one of the stars. Yes. Yes, indeed. Lots of banana eating in that one.

Oh, totally. You know, it's very metaphorical. Right up your alley. Now, speaking of alleys, we have quite the road to heaven.

This is your birthday cake serving dish. Serving dish. Who is also known as Rhiannon. Perhaps someone could hold a microphone here.

So this is what happens when you make the ultimate sacrifice for the First Amendment in your life, Max. This is what you get for your birthday. This is what you get. And I would just like to say that since she's showing her boobies.

If you behave well in prison and you come out, this is what you get right now. For this moment. Good behavior, it's cool. It could be a booby-showing moment because we can't show this on Facebook anyway.

So even our camera woman is now topless. Yeah. Somebody get a shot of a topless camera woman, but not on Facebook, right? No, it's not on Facebook.

Free the nipple, but not on Facebook. We have to have some reasons to get off of Facebook and our culture and I think this is good. And I think the who's bond, the foraged food. Forager.

Yes, my fabulous forager of foods, executive chef, Johnny Menten. Johnny Menten, he's got his latex gloves on like he's going to do some anal play. It's a chef night. Yes, but he's going to drink.

And are we supposed to light the candles? I mean, jeez. Well, you can light the candles after the cake goes on my torso. All right.

Okay. So we've put the cake on your torso. Nobody asked me. It's my best birthday.

Would you like to come forward and have some cake, Matt? Oh, no. Don't worry. Here it is.

Keep going. And this is Gypsy helping with the cake. Yes. And okay.

So now Gypsy can take the cake, so to speak. And there we go. Okay. This is all very exciting.

It's very exciting. Oh, there's a knife here. Wow. Those me for the dead of fans are getting really excited.

Be careful. Oh, violence. No, this is just a cake knife. And we are going to use it to cut cake.

And there we go. And this is a magnificent looking cake. That feels amazing. They're taking the parchment paper.

Oh, yes. Are we lighting the cake? They're actually taking the whole thing apart here. What are they doing to my cake?

They're putting it on her body. What do you mean they're taking it apart? They're putting it between her boobs. Oh my goodness.

You ever hear of cheesecake? Cheesecake. Well, you know. I think Susie Q. James is showing cheesecake by revealing her entire leg.

There you go. She's got cheesecake. Sugar, sugar. I got the V cake.

And she's got the foraged food cake. Yes, indeed. We got cake, brothers and sisters. Whenever you need me, just call me in and stuff.

Yeah. Okay. So we're just getting the cake straight. Yeah.

And we'll have a book over to the side. And we're just arranging the cake right now. These are like little candles. These are huge candles, you guys.

I'm ready. They light up. They light up. Okay.

These are special candles that we are now appropriating. They are big candles. And they are long. Kind of skinny actually.

I wouldn't want to candle that skinny for my anal art. Can't be only laying. Yeah. You have to clench really hard when it's that skinny.

Have you ever done anal art with nipple wax? Like with wax from a candle? Like dripping it down onto the piece of paper and candles? Oh, it's really lighting it.

Jesus. Yeah. Not yet. But it's rough.

The candle. Okay. Let's come back to the live broadcast of the cake being lit. All right.

So the husband who has the leather jacket on is now. That's so beautiful. It's so beautiful. That's a good shot.

The candlelight lighting is beautiful. Her beautiful body. It's actually crazy. It's like the most tallest, the most amazing candles ever.

They are very crazy. I don't think these are raw food cakes. Yeah, but let's just do some nipple wax and nipple plague on her soon. Possibly.

Yeah. Well, and for right now we can focus on the beautiful seduction of the candlelight on her breasts. Yes.

Right? And her body temperature working against us and the cake. Okay. Let's get one shot at a time from there.

Here we go. I mean, it's like a Renaissance painting, but with cake. Maybe they were all made with cake. They're cake.

Let them eat cake. Let them eat cake off her body. Please. This is so decadent.

That's beautiful. Great. One more. The ladies have very, very.

Okay. I think they're all lit. They're all lit, Max. You got to come up and blow them out.

Okay. Get up here soon, homie. And all the birthday girls have to come up or you can blow from afar. Do we get to eat the cake off her body?

Okay. Blow, blow, blow. Oh, yeah. All right.

It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good to have revolution.

It's good to grow. It's good to pervert the world. It's good to teach peace and love. It's good to change the world because we got to change and we got to change now.

We got a problem. We got Trump over here. But they're all thieves. That's quite all right because thievery is never going to end.

The question is, if you're going to steal, leave a little bit for us so we can send our children to school. So we can do this and that. It's important.

The stealing part is never going to end. That's all it's about. It's the anarchist and the monarchist. And the monarchists are the power.

And the anarchists are us trying to overthrow them so we get the power. How do you feel about the grabbing them by the pussy thing, comment that Trump said? Well, you'd need to have a lawyer and a no republic. And then you need to ask because it's very important.

And you need to have those things that you eat for your breath. You need to have those before you grab anything. So breath mints before you grab anything. That's Trump's advice.

That's Trump's advice. My revolutionary, Captain Max. And I also want to say something else. This is the most revolutionary sex studio in this country today.

And for years. We've been doing this for 26 years. Okay. We both fought for the freedom to speak.

We're part of a revolution that took place in the 60s and the 70s. And we have won and we have revolutionized the world. And we will continue to do that. And we're thankful for you, Max.

And amen and yeah, women. You're a pioneer. And it's another great year of Captain Max. Hello.

Oh, and now we still have a naked lady with a cake on her chest. Oh, the cake. Now it comes to eating. You want to have some?

Oh, we're taking it away. Wait, so... Wait, can't we just eat it off of her body? Where is it going?

Can we put a little... That's all I want for my birthday. I just want to... Yeah, I mean...

Or can I do like a... Oh, no. I've always wanted to do a cake fart video, but then we'd have to eat the cake out.

We don't want to do that. That's the whole production. We're not prepared. We don't have the backup cake in the production design.

We're waiting for after I do the cake fart, then we bring out the fake cake that looks just like it. That's an actor for you. I'm like, where's our backup cake?

Okay, who wants cake? All right. Yeah. Okay, off of her body.

We are laying the cake. I have not eaten a cake for this in 26 years. Literally, so I'm down with this. Birthday girl.

Just wait your turn. You're not the birthday boy. Okay. He's very excited. Can you take your shirt off, though?

That's all her clothes. I'm not wearing anything underneath here. Oh, that's okay. Come on, Daniel.

That shirt. There she goes. How's everybody doing out here? I want to know how my cake girl is doing here.

Oh, thank you. How are you feeling? Good, good. Just relax your back. You want it?

I'm so surprised. She's not naked yet. I thought it was going to be within three minutes. Maybe hold it over on this side.

She was taking my clothes off first. Wow. Three minutes, we were both naked. Lisa, hi, Lisa.

And I like your little high-heeled sneakers. Hi, Rhonda. You like what, Dr. Susan? I like your little high-heeled sneakers.

Oh, thank you. That's a rare occasion. They're really amazing. They're high heels to Daniel.

I got a big turn. All right, so she's going to have some cake now. This music is amazing. I feel like I'm going to break it up.

The cutest elevator. She's going to move forward here. You're going to kind of go back there. She's going to get her cake.

I want my microphone there with me as I eat it. For sure, for sure. Because, gosh, oh my God. Describe the sensations.

I'm feeling the bonobo love. I've never been offered birthday cake quite like this, so thank you. You're welcome.

Happy birthday. Oh, yeah. Eat it up, girl. Some just dropped in your pussy.

That raspberry slapped your pussy. Look at that. Thank you, thank you. Whoa, we are having some cake.

Someone had to eat it, right? I think this Bonoboville communion is about the cake. Oh, yeah. Whoa, there goes another one.

You want more? We have another birthday girl who should have some cake. And this would be our schoolgirl

in a cute little green schoolgirl skirt. And that is Samantha. Samantha.

You're welcome. This is the best Guy Fox day ever. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's what I should put on

is my Guy Fox mask. Just make sure you get it all so I can be in class. Maybe you should have

the Guy Fox mask on for the next Yeah, remember, remember. Yeah, how was your cake? A microphone?

Oh my gosh, you're so good. So good. All right. I am going to have a bite right here with the Guy Fox

mask on. This is very metaphorical. Dr. Suzy, you're amazing. My mouth full.

You're amazing. Talk amongst yourselves. Cloth to cloth. Oh, no.

Yeah, it's like a nice flavor that cake. Yum. It's spongy. Good.

What about Max? Max. I mean, you know what I mean? It's his birthday party. I know.

Yeah, no. Come on, Max. I'm just smoking dope and laying back. Not an out of eating shit.

What? Okay, I'll do it for Max. Okay, you do it for Max. This is heart chakra for you.

No, no, go ahead. Have as much cake as you want. I think we need a few more pieces. I haven't had it in 26 years.

There it is. Yummy. I'm a... I'm a...

I forgot the word. I'm a... I'm a... I'm an enlightened...

You can take your dress off. I'm an enlightened corporate entity. Take your dress off. Take your dress off.

It's falling off. It's falling off. Okay. There it goes.

Oh, he's got to take his shoes off and socks and everything. All right. And here he is. Chef B live in his...

the... birthday suit. In the raw. In the birthday suit.

All right. Well, you got to spend your birthday. Right before I came here, I had hair. And I decided I'm like, what can I do for Dr. Suzy's show?

Oh, wow. And I shaved my head. You look like a little baby. Yeah.

Awesome. Yes, the head shavers group is here. We have different groups. We have the cake eaters group.

Something very archetypal about this. Yes. Pan, eating. And...

I often think that B live is like pan. He's getting some cake on his head right now. Pan? Everyone has those on their head now.

Boy, I'm glad I have her next to me. Is that Tammy? That's Tammy. Maybe Tammy should have some cake.

And then Max would come up and have some cake. Do that. Tammy, bring Max up here. Max, Max, Max.

What? I call him Gay Fox. You know, more fun like that. Gay Fox.

You know, I did a typo. And it was Gay Fox. No, go ahead. Del Ray caught it.

No worries. It's for the Guy Fox fans. But I like Gay Fox. She has to take her pants off.

Especially if Gay Fox really good. All right. So are you guys coming up? Come on.

Me? You. Me? Yes, your birthday.

Max, Max, Max. What's going on here? You got anal art here. We need smaller pieces of cake.

I don't think you can eat that big piece of cake. I'm on a diet though. Just a very small piece of cake. It's not a diet piece.

Oh, here. She's going to eat my cake. I mean, not my cake. Come on up here.

You're the cake. That's what she's going to do. We've got other people taking your spankings. Come on, Max.

Look at Tammy and what she's wearing. She's gorgeous. King of it all. Bring her up here.

Meow. This is a cake feast. I've seen these things with sushi. In fact, we had this with sushi a few months ago.

We had Sushi Girl on the show. And she was covered with California rolls. She was a vegan. Happy birthday, Max.

Thank you. Come on up here. Up here, up here. What am I going to do here?

You're going to come here. I'm on a diet. One little tiny piece. But it's on a lady.

Just lick it. You're embarrassing me. That's what you do on your birthday. I'm embarrassed.

The birthday person. One more. That was too quick. There you go.

That was good, huh? Mickey. Yes. No, I just had a piece.

What is that? Just a little piece. Oh, another piece. From my finger.

Oh, okay. Oh. Okay. That's cool.

It wasn't like that. This when I was growing up. I told you that. The world was different.

We didn't have photocopies. He did get a little embarrassed. That's okay. You're supposed to embarrass birthday people.

Now we got our voices traveling. Very often I am out of town for my birthday. But I don't think it will be this year. Lovely.

I'm the advanced. Can we hear it for Forged Food and Rhiannon Arendt? Very nice.

Johnny Minton. Does someone else want some cake? No, no, go ahead. And we should show the cake

and maybe eat some of it that Beverly made. Beverly Bonobo. Let's get that cake. Yes.

She made a very special cake that is kind of a metaphor for what we're doing right now. Ooh. Is it a penis?

You've got penis on the mind. Oh. In the erotic theater of the mind. No, actually boobs on the mind.

There's so many beautiful breasts right across from me. It's really, I mean, and I just like,

I mean, they're great. They are. I feel, I actually feel more like a boy looking at your boobs

only because I feel like a boy might feel like they're like, oh my God, these girls like are

topless in their gorgeous, I just feel like I'm in fifth grade and all I can look at is you're beautiful.

Yeah. Fifth grade, they just start the puberty, the titties come out, you know who's good by then,

you know who you want. Oh, man. Fifth grade was a big year for me. Okay.

So we are getting another cake. No, I meant fifth. Oh, look at this. We are celebrating.

Oh, look at this. We're going into overtime, folks, but you know what, I'm not going to have it like that. That's no fun. I just had a big piece from her belly button.

Why would I have it off a plate? We're trying to be green here. That's right. So,

we're into overtime, but it is daylight savings time. All right. And we are celebrating

the birthdays of my primate and kind of your primate. Very chill, very chill.

Your primates, definitely. We've got these birthday people with their primates. Yeah. You know, yeah.

Okay, so it's my birthday. I think my birthday suit. Do your birthday confession. And I just,

you know, I just feel good being the way that I was when I was born, you know, and I think that we should all

feel like, good, it's good. I think that's something we should all have access to. Our birthday suits.

Oh, yeah. You know, if we can dress up for Halloween, which recently just happened, I think that there could possibly,

I can envision a day when everyone could just be naked and wear their birthday suit. If there's one day a year, we'll have to wear our outfit, you know.

Be live, be naked. One day where we get to be actually, you know, comfortable in our own bodies. Do you ever go to a nudist resort?

All the time. Oh, it is more fun. Here comes another cake. Oh, this is, it looks like a breast cake.

Oh my goodness. Breasts and penis cakes. Our breasts. From our own kitchen here in Bonoboville.

Oh, and penises too. You got your penises right here. I didn't realize that they had penises for you. Oh, it's so soft.

It is. Sometimes a soft penis is a good penis. You dip the penis in a special sauce.

Yes. Dip the penis in a special sauce. Even Chef Bee Ly is going to try dipping the penis in a special

gooey, drippy It's a little yellow for semen, but it looks like Trump sauce, you know,

from that orange hair. He's probably got orange semen too. It's dick dip. Wow. Let's hear from the chef. Wow.

It's good. Beverly. Wow. Beverly made it. Okay. So who's going to have a penis?

I need some more cream sauce. Here, I'll have to dip my stick. The

the everything. Oh, it's kind of tart. It's kind of yummy.

I want to put a dick in my mouth. Well, you want it? You got it. It's your birthday. It's my birthday.

And it's a people's revolution here in Bonoboville. Sure it is. That's delicious.

I literally want more. You want more? Should we put the boobs on the boobs or under the boobs? Ball suck and cream sauce go together.

Ball suck. Do you have penises? I love ball sucking things. Ball suck.

Look at that. She's wearing a bra, except it doesn't fit her. It's okay. You can keep making mistakes.

Don't worry about it. I'm hungry for titties. Now, this is kinky. We should be playing the kinkster, not this elevator music.

Can we stop playing the elevator music, please? Oh, those Australian guys. Yeah.

They're actually from Formosa. This is Mark Will. And Carmina Formosa. Okay, so who wants some

cake? Oh, you're going to have some cake. You're the husband. You should. He's going to have another cake

that he did not make. Oh, he's doing it very sensually. This guy knows how to eat cake. Oh, man.

Sheffy is checking him out. He got himself a big mouthful of cream.

Almost a cream pie, but it's a cream cake. There's your hat, sir. All right.

So what was that? Avoid cellos and dynamite. Dynamite. You sell cakes and dynamite?

Is that what you say? Enjoy your November 5th. Oh, yeah. Avoid cellos and dynamite.

Yeah, but you know what? It is the 5th of November. So just a few.

Rainbow sparklers? Yeah, with noise out there. Who's got a lighter?

A lighter. Okay. Purchase New York. Purchase.

I was arrested in Kingston. Oh, 5th of November. Happy birthday.

Happy the Nova Way anniversary. It's amazing. That is one you know.

Should we evacuate? Yeah, baby. Okay. So, you know,

the gunpowder plot defanged. Well, we did have like 40 candles on her body. So,

I don't want to put this over you. Yeah, I know. You did. We have more candles.

That's a good thing to be able to say. You know, you should be proud of that. It's true. I did work hard

to get that last lot of paper. All right. So, do we have time for

Bonoboville Communion or do we have to wind it up? Yeah. I don't know.

Who can tell me? Communion. Well, we want some Communion. I could say that there is time.

There is some time. Yes, there is time. So, we're going to have some. Bonoboville Communion.

Waterboarding, Bonobo style. Okay. So, who wants to be the birthday people should have

their first choice. You want to be the altar. Wow. Get a microphone so we can hear you say that.

She'd like to be the altar. And she does look like an altar girl in her little Catholic school skirt. Absolutely.

So, I know that your primate doesn't imbibe. Yeah, mojitos. So, you'll need a volunteer.

Well, we should give your first choice to Danielle who is a birthday girl also. The two birthday girls.

I'm so honored. You can't get what on. Intimidated.

Intimidated. They're delightful. I don't know. I mean, what am I supposed to do?

You're supposed to come up and lick them. Yes. And then we pour

the salt on them. No, I can't deny it, but it's also like... I'll be right here with you

in case anything goes sour. I just feel a little bit like a kid. Someone's like, oh, you need to lick them.

That's allowed. Yeah, you can do whatever you want. It's your birthday. I can't promise it that's going to be like...

I mean, I'm not experienced to this at all, but... Oh, not at all. You might put frosting on them?

Very shallow learning curve. I need a microphone. Oh, my God. Oh, frosting on one? Okay.

Oh, yeah, okay. Well, I guess we got frosting. This is a custom communion. It might customize my...

Usually we use the salt, but you know what? Should I put this salt in my hand and then lick the frosting? It's like salted caramel.

It could calm down the music a little bit. But that could be good. It is Italian rock salt. It's your birthday.

She's been learning flavor profiles, so... Okay, so Dr. Susie, you got to tell me what to do, because I'm a young Anderson.

I'll take this one so it gets wet. Oh, my God. Put the microphone down while you lick. And don't get the frosting in your hair.

And now we put the salt on that side. And then you lick the frosting

from the other side. We are now enhancing the Bonoboville communion, I see. Thank you.

That was salty and sweet. Okay, but now you get the actual waterboarding Bonoboville style.

Where does that go? Oh, thank you. Nobody knows. Oh, my God.

Grab your pussy and pour it through. Really? No, you sit between her legs. Get right in front of her.

Okay. Very nice. Oh, my God. Are you okay, Sarah? Very nice mojitos. And you lean back.

Okay, cool. All right. I want to make sure we're all relaxed and we're breathing.

And, you know, our chakras are aligned. There's a lot of energy here. She's such a good girl.

You're going to leave your head back. Yeah, you should. I'll hold the mic while you do that. Okay, she's doing a good job now.

Very thorough. She gets down. What's going on here? Awesome.

That was good. Sugar rush. Okay. So better the head rush.

And now you lean back against her chest. You're leaning back against her. On her boobs.

And now you lean back and put your chin up. Yeah. Nice.

So we're serving. Yeah, let's hear it for our birthday girl, Danielle. And, of course, the altar girl.

Another birthday girl. Can she breathe? I just want to stay here for the rest of the night. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. You're so beautiful. They are very, very beautiful. Colobunny.

Communion makes Colobunny. It does, especially because you guys are born close to each other. Very close.

You're Scorpio sisters. Oh, no. Very beautiful. You can laugh.

You can cry. You can lick salt. Don't die, though. We don't like that kind of revolution.

But, yes. Oh. That's so beautiful.

Thank you. Being such a generous group of people. Yeah, very, very.

Except, you know, this birthday girl didn't get a spanking. Oh, no. Yeah, no, you need to.

Before you came up, which mic? Oh, wow. Especially... My mic.

Here we go. Can I sit with you? Well, actually, I think the skirt is good for the spanking.

Oh, wow. Reminds me of my Catholic days. Almost. Girlfriends.

Can I come over and visit? We can paint together. Maybe you should bend over the other way. Well, maybe this.

Over my knee. We can tell each other jokes. Down, down, down on your knees. This is amazing.

Take care. Thank you. And you got this. Yeah. Oh, wow.

And so now, it's Sammy's turn to get her birthday spank. With the bonobo way,

which just so happens to match her little schoolgirl skirt. Yeah. Yeah, so some people on their birthdays

like to dress like they did when they were 12. Yes. Okay, let's hear her. Don't put the banana in front of her face.

Not yet. Yeah, does it hurt? Oh, shake that thing. It's a little tingly.

That's a good thing. This will teach you read the bonobo way or get your butt read from it.

That's right. Yes. Yes. That's very bonobo

the way she's shaking that butt. Right. I can't help it. It likes to wiggle. Oh, yeah.

Shake that butt. And let's hear it for birthday girl, Samantha Fairley. Wow.

Thank you, Dr. Susie. Yeah, it's extraordinary. A kiss on that butt. And now it's pink.

And you got your rosary. Okay, where's your mic? I stole her seat, but I'm hoping she'll sit down on my lap instead.

Okay. She might do that. Wow. Wow.

This night just keeps getting better and better. I mean, I've been... Oh my God. This is a great birthday present.

You're easy to please. Wonderful. I can be naked. I can do that. That's an easy gift.

Easily please a lot of people in this room. What do you need? Limes? I feel really special tonight. Thank you, Sam.

Thank you. I think maybe we should move the cake off of her boobs somehow. So she can sit and... Yeah, it's a delicious thing.

Does anyone else want... We can have it after the show. All of a sudden I'm clutching a rosary. I don't know how a rosary got in my hands.

We put it there for you. I'm not even Catholic, but somehow I'm clutching an egg. She's like, oh, dear God. We put it there for you.

Oh God. Keep me... Press cake. Why am I trying to be repressed?

Shouldn't I just take full advantage of this beautiful woman on my lap? She wants you to. Why am I trying to deny that?

It's getting so warm. Because you're the biggest tease in the world. Somebody needs to clean Rihanna up. I think.

The biggest tease would deny it. Yeah, somebody needs to clean this girl up. Someone needs to lick this icing. I'm sure there's somebody in here that...

Could somebody lick the icing? Any volunteers? Jackie, come on. Lick some icing. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

She's gonna have her birthday cake. She's going for the chocolate. And now around the nipple that vanilla.

Lick, lick, lick. Samantha's very sweaty right now. And it's really, really hot. Oh, beautiful.

It's like the best kind of glowing sex suit skirt ever. Whoo! And so we've got an election coming up.

I think we have to say a few words about that. And the important thing is that we vote no on Prop 60, okay?

For your own sake. Save your sexuality. Yeah, yeah. And... Find out more at stop60.com.

It's the only thing everybody can agree on this election. Republicans, Democrats, independents, all the newspapers, all the main parties, HIV orgs, civil rights orgs.

Vote no. Prop 60. Oh, okay. So it's a done deal. So that means I can make a sex tape... No, it's not. Every vote counts.

I can make a sex tape with my husband without using a condom but not having to worry about people like...

No, if you... Husbands and wives webcamming from home will absolutely be liable under Prop 60. So if Prop 60 passes, we're all in a lot of trouble.

So get out the vote. November 8th, vote no on Prop 60 no matter what else you do, okay? No on Prop 60.

So even if it's me and the person I love the most, we're criminals for not using a condom and taking a video of it. Oh, fuck off!

Fuck off! Fuck off. The lady said fuck off. Alright, so now we have to beat Trump. Where's Trump?

I thought I saw him. I don't know. Trump chicken out. I think he's coming. Hopefully he's about to disappear

into oblivion. Here he comes. We're gonna beat him with the bonobo way. Oh, yeah.

Wow. Can I fuck him? Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck that fascism out of him. Yeah, that's what the bonobo is.

Yeah. Fuck the fascism right out of him. This is erotic conflict resolution. This is the only way, Donald.

He doesn't even deserve it. Oh, not really, no. I don't know. I think he's acting. That's the thing is some of our least

the people we think are least deserving might need the most love. She looks what she's done before. I don't know. Is he enjoying it?

What do you think? Yeah, he needs a lot of love. But that doesn't mean he should be president. Oh, my God.

Who's grabbing her? What's going on here? You can't be doing that stuff. None of that grabbing stuff. You got that?

Alright, kids? This is so great. If you grab, you got to ask. You got to take care.

Acting like a monkey, I don't know. Okay, let's hear it for Danielle, beating Trump. Wow, look at Danielle.

He's speaking too. I don't know. I didn't come. Not exactly. I don't think he did either.

But I think we both let out a little tension. A little sexual tension. That's all you can do on a short show. That's all you can ask.

Maybe if we had more time, I could really strap one on. That's actually a whole time show. So, who are we missing?

We're missing a couple people. E-Corps is going to sing. E-Corps is going to sing. Does he have time?

A quickie? You're singing? We are the world, but we got to have a quickie. This is important politics.

Where's loser? Loser, I have no idea. What the fuck, loser? You said you were going to grab me by the pussy.

I said I was okay. That was a promise. That's not as bad as grabbing you by the pussy. He's coming.

He's a good tease. I learned that. Oh, shit. That's dirty.

That's a beautiful naked woman. We're all drunk. We've got a few. We've got several beautiful naked women.

So this is a loser. This is a loser. But he's a winner. Loser, I saw you in the credits of Transparent.

I saw you in Transparent. You're an amazing dancer. Thank you. 20's style.

I texted you. Is that you? Loser. Does anybody have an extra tit that ashes in?

Oh, you're horrible. He's getting ready for the Trump hot lips. Look at that. Look at how nice it looks in her hand.

Anything looks nice in her hand. What are we doing here? Actually playing a human ashtray. Who's the ashtray?

Loser's getting ready for the Trump apocalypse. I hate that I'm blocking a naked woman. Sit down next to her. That's hard to block.

Loser's really winning tonight. You're our... That's because it's not spelled like they're usually. That's because it's not spelled like they're usually.

It's Max's birthday. Yes, it is. Happy birthday, Max. Yeah. Thank you.

It's the Bonobo way anniversary. And it's Danielle's birthday. It's my birthday, Loser. Loser likes to ignore me for my birthday.

Loser likes to... He called me out on being a tease. Because I haven't actually had sex in a month. Because she is.

Well, you like being chased. And I hate pleasing women. Oh. Perfect fit.

Do you hate pleasing men? I hate... I hate hate. Just like Madonna.

You should have seen the way she swallowed that dick. Which dick? Oh, right. It was sweet dick.

With nice cream sauce. Or whatever. She does do a good job. It feels horrible using you as an ashtray.

But... There's an animalistic part of me that's enjoying it. And she's smiling. Are you okay with this?

Is this a consensual thing? How much tape do we have left? That's a lot of... I don't know.

It's very, very consensual. Four minutes. You have two more minutes. Don't lick the microphone. Okay, so we have two more minutes.

So where's everybody from? Everybody's from... Venus? Let's have one minute

of me coursing. We are the children of Google. Yeah, let's go. Let's go.

They've stripped us of all our stuff. Game over there. It's a fire. Look at all this diversity in here.

It means everybody's universal. Everybody throw those ones up. Everybody throw your ones up, because we are one. This is for Max.

Everybody say Max. Yes. Give me some volume, please. I love y'all.

Yes. We are one. We are one. Everybody in Bonobo will say

Bonobo. Yes, Bonobo. Happy life day to you, Max. May God continue to bless you with many more calendars.

We are one. We are one. Yeah, we are one. Thank you.

We got the power. We got to go. We're dismantling piece by piece. But very gently, please.

We don't want to be fighting in the streets. Oh. Oh no. We got a new Mara Ceau in town.

Thank you, Ikkor. Thank you, Chef Filiv. Thank you, Danielle, Berthigau. Thank you, unlicensed professional Sam Fairley.

Thank you, Catherine Imperio. Thank you, Cake. Reannon, Forge Foods. Reannon Arins.

And, who else am I thanking, oh, loser. For what? Okay, and Susie Q. James from the fabulous free speech coalition, she is here to remind you to vote no, no, no, no on Prop 60.

Just vote no on both shows. No on the secret act. No on the secret act. The 61 is no good either.

69 is always fine. 69 is always fine. All right. So, we want you to be good.

We want you to be happy, happy, happy and be bonobo. Make a revolution, but make it about conflict resolution. You know. Make it.

Not bloodshed. Not bloodshed. Right. Peace through pleasure and foraged food, right?

You know. All of that. So, make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love.

Not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. And all of us do. Even if that someone is you.

I love you, Max. I love you too, Doc. I'll always love you. You're more fun than a barrel of granola.

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