First U.S. Presidential Debate: Ms. Tara VS. Mr. Vallance

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Democrats and Republicans, Libertarians and Vegetarians, candidates and voters, politicians and cookers. Well, that's kind of the same thing, but philosophers and fendoms, also kind of the same thing. Birthday bunnies and bonobo babies, whoo-hoo, not mine, debaters

and masturbators and master debaters. All you children is sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, or the candidates presented here, but until we start voting ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? A-women. I want to welcome you to

the great American debate. Brothers and sisters, live from Bonoboville. The little small town American village here by the airplane fumes of LAX. Yes, indeed. Yes, brothers and sisters, this is the first of the 2016 U.S. presidential debates. It is absolutely the most watched debates ever as a whole. So it is predicted that the whole world

is watching to see who cracks, gets their facts wrong, gets their panties in a twist, as a wardrobe malfunction. Yes, indeed, we are all a bunch of sadomasochistic voyeurs, aren't we? And the candidates must be the exhibitionists. After all, who else would put up with all the crap that we put them through?

Uh-huh. And what does that make the media our pimps with champagne? Yes, indeed, the media are our pimps. And yet, brothers and sisters, this debate that is before us is actually very Bonobo, the art of debate. It is a way for creatures to disagree without killing each other, even if we want to, or going to war. That is the art of debate.

Hmm, we might step on each other sometimes, but we don't kill each other. We are Bonobos about debate. Yes, indeed. It is about wielding our weapons of mass discussion, as well as mass seduction. Woo! Yes, indeed. And, uh, debate is the key to every democratic institution, from tribal gatherings to the Supreme Court. Without debate, there's only anarchy or monarchy. America

is the product of debate. In 1787, delegates to the Constitutional Convention agreed to quote, argue without asperity and to endeavor to convince the judgment without hurting the feelings of each other. Well, that leaves you out, Trump. Yes, indeed. And speaking of being left out, the official Clinton-Trump two-party debate has officially left out third parties.

And therefore, we here in the womb room, where's my womb? We're here in the womb room of the Cathedral of Bonoboville, where, yes, Jesus is among us, as is Bill Clinton. He wouldn't miss this. But this is not just a third-party debate. I would say this is a fourth party debate, or you could call it the block party. So, I would like to give a warm welcome

from Bonoboville to our two candidates, Mistress Tara Indiana. Thank you. Yeah. And Jeffrey Valance. Hello. And, yes, indeed, Mistress Tara Indiana is of the Female Supremacy Party. Correct. And I believe Jeffrey Valance is of the middle-aged white male.

Exactly. Yeah. Artist. Artist. That makes you somewhat different. Right. I'm her arch-rival. Yes, you are my arch-rival. Arch and art rival. Art rival. Well, I just heard that you went to art school. We did. The rivalry defense. I think that's a secret.

Yes. All right. Well, you're going to have to kind of debate it out. Because that is what tonight's show is all about. This is the great American U.S. presidential election debate. And we are going to do a little spanking, a little whipping, and some Bonoboville communion. And we will debate, we will masturbate, and maybe have some

master debating. Absolutely. I hope so. So I even have a timer to make sure you don't go on too long. So we actually do have questions from our audience, our social media audience on Bonoboville, as well as those other social media. Their names shall not be mentioned. But you know that Hillary and Trump are watching tonight. Well, without a doubt.

Exactly. Trump still has a front-row seat. Or I wouldn't say seat. What would you say a lie down? He is the seat. He is the seat. Very good. Very good, Mistress Tara. So, no actual, you know, partiality here, of course. So the debate is open. And by the way, you out there in the audience are invited to submit your questions. And you may call in 310-568-0066 is

the number to call. And you know, you can just submit on a little piece of paper. I've got some little pieces of papers here. And so shall we begin with the presentation of your platform that's shoe for campaign. So ladies first. Well, my platform is based on female supremacy. I want to see many more female leaders in positions of authority. Most of the problems that we have

are coming from sexually repressed males that are shameful about their sexuality. So we need to have more female leaders. And basically, all of the problems that we have in society, not just in the United States, but throughout the world, the origin of them already over? Well, I have to say, I don't really know how to use this timer.

So you have a few more seconds. Okay. What was I saying? Well, you were just talking about the position of women needs to be empowered. Well, basically, all of the problems throughout history have all been caused by middle-aged white men. So middle-aged white men have been in charge for at least 6,000 years.

We've seen what you can do. And it's enough. It's just enough. And it's time to let a female be in charge, to have females in positions of authority. And maybe we can fix this mess. All right. That is the position, the platform. Very good. Very good. Are we allowed to clap? See the clap sign? Oh, no, you're not allowed to clap. It's a very, very serious debate.

I'll do that. You are not allowed to clap. But you know, you take very, very close attention. I see one of our audience members is all ears. So we will allow some clapping for Jay Turico because it's Jay's birthday. Thank you. The body moved. Wow. Okay. Oh, there's Jennifer Flowers.

Jen, come sit in the front row. So now we will have the platform of Jeffrey Valens. Yes. If I was elected president, I would do absolutely nothing. And I would encourage everyone else to do nothing, too. I think people should do less driving. They should do less working. I think it's very good for people to take naps, take a nap. Well, I'm all for that. I take it.

Take naps with your friends, take naps with pets. Stop snoring, Donald. Because I think we do too much of everything. We consume too much and we work too much. Rich people work and get too much money and poor people work all day and they get no money. So I think we should, okay, we should all do less. All right. Yeah, we'll do less. No clapping.

Yeah, no, no, that's okay. The less is more party. Exactly. The what party? Less is more. I like that. Well, some things I like more of. But there is no partiality here. Okay, so never in American history have we had two major party candidates so despised by so many American voters. Many are not voting for a candidate so much as against the other one. This is especially

true for the Republican Party candidate. And for many this election is all about beating Trump. I was going to say, Mistress Tara, can you show us how you can beat Trump? Wow. Whoa, whoa. Right in the family jewels. So much for the monarchy. Those are precise weapons. Yes. I don't even know if I call that a weapon of mass seduction.

No, that's it. It really is destruction. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you didn't kill him. So it's still a lot. Okay, and for you, how would you beat Trump? Well, you know, I'm wondering why people vote for Trump. And I'm thinking, you know, what people really want is they want a reality TV show. So I think that if by some strange chance, he's elected, I think that they should just

make it into a TV show. And they should film him like 24 hours a day, I think that would give the people exactly what they want. Although I'm not for Trump, but I think, you know, if that happened, just make it make it into a TV show. That brings me to a multiple choice question, which I think I already know your answer to. But I'm wondering what yours might be, Mistress

Tara. Do you see the office of the president of the United States as one commander in chief of the universe to corporate puppet? Three, the least you deserve after all you've put up with from the American people or four star of the greatest reality series on earth. Wow. That's a hard question. Oh, well, you can pick another one. What do you mean? Just oh, just make something up.

Well, I mean, how do you perceive, conceive, believe in the office of the president? What does it mean? It's more of a meaning really than somebody that does anything. Yeah. And in many ways, the president is very limited in what he can do, especially without, you know, Congress and all these other things. So I think that he's got sort of where she,

the bully pulpit. And I think one of the things that's nice about Obama is I think he's led through example. He walks the walk and he talks the talk. So what am I saying? I guess, yes, he is definitely cool. So what I'm saying is I think you have to have a really strong moral authority to be the leader of the free world. And I think too many people have been corrupted. So you would say

that being the star of the greatest reality TV show on earth would not be a great kind of role for no president United States. No. All right. Okay. Interesting. So Mr. Valens. Well, I would like to see it as a TV show. But I think that the way it is now they are corporate puppets. And I think all the money comes from corporations from multinational from

the 1%. So I think that we are not represented. So they are corporate puppets. Now if you are elected president, what's to stop you from being a corporate puppet because I'm easily bribed because I'm going to do nothing. And it doesn't take a lot of money to do nothing. That's true. Forcefully do nothing. Wow. All right. Yeah. Yeah. I think as a corporate

puppet you have to do some things. Right. Right. Okay. So. Well, you know, in S&M they say that the slave serves the mistress and the mistress serves the relationship. So even as a Dom, you're still in a position of service. And I think that the president should be in service to the people of the United States. Amen. And I agree

with that. We're not supposed to clap, but we couldn't help ourselves because that was wonderful. All right. So this is a question from EroticJet who is on Twitter as well as Infanobovell. And he says, what would you do to shift society from accepting violence in pictures and videos to one that accepts sex and porn? And I imagine he is thinking on perhaps

Facebook and, you know, mainstream television and other media. So let's have Mr. Baylent start with this since you're the artist. Well, I think the problem is that violence is boring. You know, I get so bored to see, you know, cars blowing up and seeing people shot all day long. I mean, it's not that that it's exciting. It's just it's it's trite. Well, I think so. You think

so. But the American people that, you know, like violence, I guess vote for it. Maybe they are addicted to violence. That's the problem. Maybe it's fed to them by the media. So what would you do as president? Well, I would make special porno videos specialized for each country. And I will explain that a little bit later. It'll make sense. Okay. Except it doesn't go with doing nothing.

Well, yeah, you're meddling. Now you're doing something. Well, I won't be doing it. We voted for you. So you would do nothing. Nothing. You promised us you do nothing. That's one of the big problems. It's a big problem. Okay, Mr. Tara, would you answer the question of Jules, aka erotic gent? The same question. Yeah, the same question. What would you do? Is Trump still breathing?

Yeah, he's all right. Yeah, he's great. He's doing a lie down. He's having a little nap. His enhanced interrogation. Naps are good. Right. Yeah. All right. I'm sorry. What's the question? I'll give you another one. No, no, give me the main question. Oh, you want the same question? I do, I do. Okay, because you're not going to do nothing. You're a woman of action.

I'm a woman of action. I'm doing all the things. What would you do to shift society from accepting violence in photos and videos to accepting sex and porn and BDSM, you know? What would you do? How would you affect that? Well, you know, I guess I'm sort of, in some ways, not the right person to ask, because I find certain images of violence to be sexually exciting and alluring.

Ah, I see. But I think the key is that it has to be consensual. It has to be something. And there has to be sort of like a love and a passion to it. I mean, so there's all different kinds of violence. I mean, so what kind of violence are we talking about? I would say the most popular kind of emerging violence, speaking of reality, programming, would be like ISIS execution videos.

And, you know, the videos of other terrorist attacks, as well as the videos of police brutality. These are made by the American citizens. I mean, they're terrible. I guess it is a certain kind of freedom that we can watch these things and become aware. But it is also interesting that we can watch these things, can basically watch snuff films on Facebook, but we are not allowed to

watch the act of making love or even a nipple. Well, you know, there's got to be a technological, there's two things. There are technological solutions to all these problems. The harder part is that the legal system, the laws, have to catch up with the technology. I mean, Facebook could easily implement something where if you are under 13, you don't get to see certain stuff just the way

we did on television for years. There's a certain time and a place for things. And so maybe if a person is under 13 or under 17 or whatever the age is, you know, you have age-appropriate contents that they cannot view that content. Meanwhile, we in the adult business can have pages that we label not safe for work. This is an adult page. If you don't want to look at adult stuff, don't

look at this page. It's actually not that complicated. All right, woman of action, woman of action. So there I've solved it. Okay, so you're not allowed to solve anything because of your platform. But yeah, it's got its good and bad points. So that brings up police brutality, which is rampant in America today. And just today, I mean, we saw this video of this Maryland

police gang and basically manhandling this 15-year-old girl who was completely innocent but got into a bicycle accident that wasn't her fault. And she was going to ride away and they wouldn't let her. And they not only wouldn't let her, but they slapped her and they handcuffed her and they beat her and they tasered her after saying they would not taser her. And oh my goddess, it was

horrifying to watch this and hear this. And of course, there's lots of these videos of police shooting citizens in the back, mostly African-American and, you know, definitely racial profile. We got her to stop shooting black people. That's a problem. Right. Okay, so that brings me to my question. What are you, and it sounds like you would like

to address this first, Mistress Tara, what are you going to do about the police brutality problem in America? It's tough. It's going to take years. I mean, it's institutional. I mean, I think the most important thing is, you know, you need to have police that are living in the areas of their policing. You have to, you have to have more cops that are just sort of

walking the beat and less, you know, two guys in a car driving around in a neighborhood that is not their neighborhood. And maybe try a little tenderness or a taser. Whatever happened to tasers. Well, you know what's interesting is whenever they try to create a weapon that's non-fatal, it always... Isn't fun enough or something. It just makes... In a way, maybe it's better to have a gun

and then you understand that if you use the gun that you're going to kill someone and you'll take more, you'll think more seriously about using that than a taser. I'm not sure. All right. Talking about guns, that's part of my platform, is I believe that they should make it mandatory that every man, woman, and child carry assault weapons because if everyone has an assault weapon,

then no one can get shot. Okay, I think the man on the floor... Sounds clunky. I agree with you. Yeah, it even got a rise out of them. Well, I believe in, you know, cocks not glocks. Everybody should carry a dildo. Like that's the movement in Texas against the movement to have... Which may I jump in for a minute? And just remind everyone that part of our campaign is we want to

send 1,000 tiny dildos to Donald Trump at Trump Towers and with your help, the American people, we can send Donald Trump these tiny, tiny dildos. All you have to do is go to Amazon and pick out a small dildo and it will go right to him at Trump Towers. So this is a small dildo right here. This one actually... Well, it's not as small as it could be. Actually, can you bring

up one of those carrots from the bar or a few of them? Because I actually thought that one of them was Trump's penis because it seems like the right size. That's about the right size. This one seems... I think he's got like a little belly button. Here we go. Okay, so here are some... Like, which would you say would be the size of Trump's penis as an expert, Mistress Tara, in

overprivileged white men? Oh, how castrating. She's eating the carrot for those of you who are just listening. I'd say that's about it right there. Yeah. Oh, okay, okay. You're circumcising it to the right size. And here's what I think of it. So you are going to eat Trump's dick for lunch. Is that it? That's it. All right. So that is... Just don't throw it up on the studio floor.

Something that, you know, might scare the police of America into behaving themselves. I certainly hope so. I mean, you might practice some of your domination techniques. I believe that the police of America need to learn anger management, bonobo style. Max. Yeah. You know, you're not running. Here's what I... You have to say what you think. The first thing we have to do is go to

the very top from our president, to our police chiefs, to our mayors, to our governors. If you kill, if you kill, you're going to bear consequences. You cannot go around shooting citizens that you're supposed to be protecting. And if anyone's going to go home at night, first, the citizen. That's why you were hired to protect the citizen, not yourself, the citizen.

And nobody has the courage in this country, no candidate, to say, I'm going to stop this police brutality because we're going to stop it from the top. All right. That's all I got to say. No claps. No claps, but amen and amen, women and abenobos. All right. You got a chance now. What are you going to do about police brutality if you become president balanced? Well, like I was

saying, if everyone had assault weapons, then the police wouldn't dare shoot anyone because they would, you know, there'd be a shootout like the old West. So everyone would be afraid to shoot. But everyone would, every person would have, would be forced to take care of assault weapons. We'd also solve the population explosion, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah, maybe, you know. We could get rid of a lot of people with all those weapons. That must be an art prank. That we don't like. Platform thing or something. I'm, I'm, I'm thinking. It's sort of darn when it worked, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I'm just thinking they're kind of clunky. Yeah, it's common. Girl, it's common. That's not going to go with my shoes.

No, what am I going to blud on? Then you have to carry them around to keep people busy. We'd be busy just carrying around these giant guns. Exactly. So, so, you know, that brings up the next question from our social media audience, which is from iChrisG2009 in Englewood, New Jersey. What is that? The garden state,

right? So, he says, if you were elected, what will you do to end bullying and bully side? In schools or just in general? Well, I think this is a guy who was bullied in school. So, he's particularly concerned about the bullying. The problem is the teachers. The teachers see what's going on. And there's a, for whatever reason, there is a cultural component that teachers,

rather than siding with the person who's being bullied, they side with the bullies. And until that dynamic changes, which I think can only be changed through education, you're not going to really see any improvements. And then when you see it on a bigger picture, sometimes, not most of the time, not certainly all the time, but sometimes victims of bullying grow up to be

little terrorists. They plot their revenge. So, there's a benefit to society to, I don't believe you can stop bullying, but reduce bullying. Well, I think there's also a component. This is not true with all teachers, but there are some people who become teachers because they were failures in high school or failures in college. And this is a way for them to be the boss at school.

And so they're sort of... I'm a teacher. Oh, no wonder you want everyone armed. And did you do that? Were you bad? Well, talking about bullying, when I was a kid at the school, I was the fat kid. Right. So, I got bullied. Oh, I forgot. That's a body image thing very politically. I got made fun of. And what I did was, when kids would bully me,

I would laugh. I would laugh at them and I would agree with what they're saying. And it would totally disarm exactly what they were doing. And they would become my friends. Because if you laugh at them, they're just totally confused. So, I want to tell that to anyone that's being bullied, is just laugh back at them and just think it's funny.

Well, I think that that's really a great piece of advice. I think that might work with men. It's the way that women are bullied is different. Yeah, I mean, and also like if the bullying happens to come from a bomb in the sky and you just laugh at the bomb as it falls on your house and destroys you and your family, well, you might go out with a smile on your face,

but you are being bullied nevertheless. So, it depends on the bullying. I do think you have a good piece of advice for certain types of bullying to laugh, to make it into a joke. But as a woman, what I learned, I mean, I think everyone's experienced some bullying at some point in their life. What I learned is that you have to stand up for them, stand up to them.

And that usually when you stand up to them, they fold like a lawn chair because usually they're being bullied at home and this is just how they've learned to be. And if you don't take their BS and you stand your grounds, they... If you do anything that they don't expect, it freaks them out.

You know, I agree with both of you and as the moderator, I should keep my mouth shut, but I've got the bully pulpit right now. So, I'm going to say that as someone who has been bullied and who is a therapist, I will say that there are... The best way to deal with a bully is according to each bully. Some of them you want to dominate. Some of them you want to laugh at.

Some of them you want to run away from. Some of them you do kind of want to fight. And some of them you want to appease. Yes, you do. So, you may be just raped and not killed. Yes, sometimes. So, there's a different way of dealing with the bully for every different bully and let me just say we should all learn those ways. And yet,

I agree with Chris that it is still important if you guys are going to be on the bully pulpit, whoever is on the bully pulpit should be saying and representing that bullying is not acceptable. Absolutely. I agree. And that it's not cool because there's too much in our society and maybe even in our DNA that makes us think it is cool. And that's just wrong with you.

And that, yes, show him. He's a bully. He's a bully. Why is it so funny to watch a bully being bullied? Well, there is some satisfaction in that. We all have sadomasochistic streaks. I trust that she's not really hurting him, at least not killing him. Just a little bit of hurt.

Are you done bullying now? Talk onto the mic. Are you done bullying now? It is. It is working. I just have a lot of feedback. Well, I think he's done for now. I think he's learned his lesson. Now, do you think, speaking of Trump, that his racism comes from his blinding white privilege?

Or his fear of being cuckolded by well-hung men of color? He's afraid of big black cocks. No doubt about it. I guarantee it. He's got a tiny, tiny micro penis and he's afraid that all those big black cocks are going to get his white women. Could be something to do with the police brutality as well. Just saying.

Which makes me feel like eating a carrot. Okay. Talking to the microphone. Mr. Starr just explained that that is that how big your dick is, Donald? Makes her hungry for your little carrot. Response?

I think Donald likes anyone that has a lot of money. So immigrants don't seem to have a lot of money, but I'm sure that he would deal with foreign dignitaries, you know, sheiks and kings and all these people if they're bloody rich. Bloody and rich.

He's not going to mind, but it's like, yeah, I'm sure he hangs out with those people, but it's the poor immigrants that he doesn't like. Well, how about yourself? If you were president, would you do anything about poverty or about the rich 1% not paying their fair share? Oh, God, what a question.

Well, I think I would have a multicolored, multi-layered White House where everyone is invited and keep it open. You're doing stuff again. All he had to say was, no, I wouldn't do anything. I could answer every question like that.

The multicolored party sounds good. I will climb into bed and take a nap. Okay, I got a question from Parisien Moder on Facebook, actually. If elected, would you be willing to sign an executive order protecting rights against

discrimination for people who wish to live as bonobos? Yes. All right. Okay, very monkey-like.

You would do something. You would sign that. Okay. Well, have you seen that movie, Bedtime for Bonzo? Thank you. I'm not a chimp.

He takes the monkey into the bed with him. And you take a nap with your pet, pet monkey. That's one of the reasons he did win. So, let's see.

Well, Indiana, this question is directed to you. We face the alarming possibility of having soon a first gentleman who is famous for how he treated his interns while he was served in the Oral Oval Office. How would your administration differ from William Jefferson Clinton's?

Well, I don't have a husband. I keep mostly personal slaves. So, I can't imagine that there would be any shenanigans going on. What's the difference between a slave and an intern?

Oh, a slave is a personal, because a slave has agreed to be a slave. Well, hasn't an intern agreed to be a slave? Well, they think no. They've agreed to be an intern and discovered that they were a slave.

In other words, it was an abuse of power. This is a man who is the president of the United States, and a woman who's an intern in her 20s. I mean, that's just an abuse of power.

And I don't think you have the same abuse of power when females are in charge and men are submissive. Let's hear it for the FEMDOMs. All right.

So, Mr. Valence, people from the DNC, the RNC, the Libertarian, and Green parties are worried about Mr. Trump having control over the nuclear triad codes. How will your judgments be safer for the world than his and each of your opponents, including Mistress Tara, whom some have called whip happy?

Well, that's a good question. I have my own plan for war, and this is how it goes. I want to have war on the most devastating level. The worst type of war we could possibly imagine.

And what I would do is like, let's say we want to attack a country. So I would go there and I would figure out what they want to eat. And I would make higher chefs and make all this food and drop it on them. And then I would drop things like rice and corn.

Bananas, bonobos like bananas. And at first the food would be healthy. Thank you. Then I'd start dropping junk food.

And then start dropping iPads and video games. And I would pay people to make special porno videos like I was talking about. I would find out what their fetishes are and send down these videos to them. And basically over time, I would make them exactly into us.

And that's the most devastating thing we could ever do to a country. Wow. How much time do I have? Does anybody know?

My watch says it's time to get moving. Five. Oh, okay. I am looking for something that I can't find.

So I'll do it during the next piece. I do want to give a shout out to my buddy, the late great Frank Moore in the sky, who I ran for vice president as his running mate when he ran for president in 2008. He was an artist, too.

Great. Yeah. But he kind of combined a lot of the two of yours platforms in a way. Yeah, very much so.

And of course I ran for president in 1992. Great. That's right. That was when I was a dating host.

So it was join the new American Revolution, block for president, and get a date, too. Right, Max? You remember? I remember that.

We fell in love over that. And we ran great funds with your 900 lock. Susan? Yeah.

I have a button for you. Oh, library will get you everywhere. One of my camping buttons. Oh, yes.

Isn't that a beautiful button? Who are you here with? That's my friend Tyler from Micronesia. He's a dancer.

Oh, Micronesia. Yeah, from Palau. Well, I'm glad you're reaching out to refugees. The Palau used to be a territory of the U.S.

Well, awesome. I'm wearing his button. Do you have a button? No.

Get your microphone. Your microphone is in your lap. I don't? Don't speak into your banana.

I need to have buttons made. I have a connection. That would be wonderful. I could imagine some fantastic buttons.

Yes. Some quite interesting buttons. All right. So I think we're about to take a little break, right?

Israel. Yes. Okay. And we're going to come back with our U.S. presidential debate,

the first debate of the debating season, brothers and sisters. And if you've got the election or erection fetish, then you're in the right place. We're also going to be celebrating Jay Turico's birthday.

Bonobo Bunny, Jay, is here. And we've got some interesting questions from the audience, too. So don't come yet. And don't go away.

We'll be right back. All right. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way,

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and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Brothers and sisters, we are going to have

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Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine. Put one leg right here,

put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes.

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Yes. Hallelujah. You're a real spy. A sister that comforts us.

That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being.

Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. And I think that was an orgasm. I think we have orgasm.

He's dead. We have liftoff. Bye, sister Penny. Testify that you masturbate.

And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina is so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I'm going to take it out. I think it's bigger than your little body.

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Hey, darling girl. I love you. That's my girl. And we are back, brothers and sisters.

It's the US presidential debates number one. And this one is live from Bonoboville. And of course, being the moderator, I am a cheerleader

for all candidates. Yay. Even the one on the floor. That's how Bonobo

I try to be. And, you know, I mean, he can be part of the American family as long as he stays

on the floor like that. That's what I think, yeah. As long as he's lying on the floor nice and quietly,

not talking, just being a foot rest. That's like a yes. Exactly.

Take a nap. That sounds like my platform. That is part of your platform. To favor all the candidates in a way.

And we have here Jeffrey Valence of the Do Nothing Party. And we have of the Female Supremacy Party,

Mistress Tara Indiana. And I would like to, though, take a moment out of my neutral moderator position

to just present an award. That's very impolite to have your phone ringing while you're about to receive an award.

Who is that? Okay, maybe I'll give him your award. Anyway, the Bonobo Way

Female Empowerment Outreach Project is continuing to gift women of the world

on Dr. Susan Block.TV as well as gift the Bonobos themselves. And this is thanks to a series of gifts

from philosopher and philanthropist and inventor and investor, Mal Jones.

And his project to invest in women of the world.

In women. He believes in women. He is a male feminist and he believes strongly in the power of women

and he feels like, hey, you know, men have been in charge for a few thousand years. It's time to give some women a chance.

And he believes that the revolution costs money. So, with the power invested in me by Mal Jones

and the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Outreach Project and by the way, Mal is a big fan of the Bonobos and the Bonobo Way.

I hereby give Mistress Tara Indiana the Bonobo Way Female Empowerment Award.

And this is for you to you know, go out to dinner or buy some

martinis for friends or invest in your campaign, Mistress Tara for president, or perhaps invest in Jeffrey's campaign

if that's what you'd like or buy about 20 tiny dildos. You don't have to read it, just present

the thing that's in it. Oh, money. Wow. The revolution costs money.

That helps. I can make some buttons with this. Thank you. Thank you. I can send some dildos

to Donald Trump. I could do buttons. I really am overwhelmed. That really and I hope that this encourages

others to invest in your campaign. Microphone. Microphone. Thank you. You're welcome.

Okay. Since this is not part of the actual debate, let's have a hand for Mistress Tara Indiana and the good work that she does

in powering women everywhere with her message with her presence, with her candidacy. Thank you so much.

It really means a lot. It really does. Thank you. Well, okay, now what am I going to give to Jeffrey?

Well, I have something for you. Yes? I have a Bible for you and it's a very special Bible because

it's a Bible that I have written myself. Wow. And the amazing thing about it, I have to tell you

is that there was sort of a miracle that happened is that Tara was actually talking...

Can you explain that? What happened? I was talking with Tara and Tara was saying

God said be fruitful and multiply in the Bible. And then she said,

well, okay, we've done that. We've been fruitful, we've multiplied and now we can stop. And that's exactly what I've written in my Bible.

Exactly. And she has said that. Now we can use sex for recreation, not procreation.

I agree. And communication. Masterbation and debation.

We are getting back to our debates very soon. But I do want to trade books so you get the bonobo way. Thank you very much. Yes, I'm going to have to sign it though.

Oh yeah. Thank you. The Bonoboville Bible. I really wanted one of these.

You got one. Thank you. Now you can use it to spank Trump. Maybe if the mistress allows you. Absolutely.

So you're feeling very magnanimous. I am. Because you won an award and I got a Bible

and he got a book. Of course you already got a book. I treasure them both. Oh, yes.

I understand that we have some questions from our speakeasy bar specifically

questions from the bar. A lovely all-american couple I think they're all American.

One of them is a veteran. How about that? Oh, wow. And this is Nori Kins

and Nori San and Rachel Hello Sister Rachel

Nori and Sister Rachel We can applaud for them. I like that. So I guess I just like to

can I open up? So if you had your pick of Supreme Court justices you don't have to name names

just your ideal dream team of Supreme Court justices because there's a lot of spots that are opening up this particular year

I just need to know what direction you would take our Supreme Court. Oh, Obama Obama.

As a Supreme Court justice, as a template. We would take him in the direction of protecting us the individuals and the dissidents of this country

we would take him to that position. I mean there's nobody I think that would be better qualified and I think he's got the temperament

I think it would be amazing to have him on this and it's not the only time there have been other occasions.

Yeah, I like that. Alright, Obama. You know, I don't understand why Obama can't put someone in now

like what's happening? Do you have any idea of like you know why he can't put in his pick for the court at this time?

Republicans. We're seeing a complete destruction of all of our institutions

of government of media of business. All of our institutions are just

now you've run an institution den of inequity and so what do we need to do? Institutions have to be smaller.

There's scientific stuff especially if you read Malcolm Gladwell who I read quite a bit

and basically once a business has more than 200 people working for it

it just loses its swiftness its ability to move quickly, to innovate

it just starts to become this bureaucracy that feeds on bureaucracy Sounds like she doesn't want to be president of all 300 million of us so it's your turn

I think you need to have I think it needs to be in 200 people 200 people pods

One thing positive about this election is that people don't want to put up with politics as usual and that is

healthy. It's really too bad that we have Trump but I think the spirit of that is very good

I wouldn't mind having Trump just like this on the floor anyway okay so

now speaking of like lying down I understand that you had a physical recently

and that the doctor who examined you Dr. Bella Bathory Dr. Bella Bathory

she is both a dominatrix and she's in medical school now and she did a very thorough exam

we broadcast it live on Facebook she did a very thorough exam and also

but you can't show that on Facebook although you can show people murdering each other the exam party can't show of course we were able to do the covers

we had to go undercover and we did Facebook and we did periscope and she was kind enough to write a letter

which we should be sitting on yes that should have a statement of all the things that anyone

would want to know about the health of their next president alright and I understand that she discovered that

your vagina has superpowers would these be what I call powers of

weapons of mass seduction yes basically when a middle aged white man sees my vagina

he is completely helpless and will do whatever I want okay this is how we deal with police brutality I'm a middle aged white man

this is a vagina dintada or what it is a magnificent right no teeth

just looks really good there are some teeth there's some teeth the vagina dintada lives

do you really want to find out apparently yes if I really have teeth in my vagina

we would like to find out do you want to find out now I hear it from the bar too you're saying that

from pretty far away I'll say it closer oh right now yeah

yeah no right now we can have a medical exam right now I'm not licensed or anything I'll take a look

let me explain the way the teeth in my vagina work oh yeah if while your penis is in me

it doesn't satisfy me then I just eat it can I have a stand in like a carrot

or a banana sort of like this if it's not like a really good job ooh

munch munch munch now I'm envisioning Trump right now sorry alright so

now that we've got that settled well we don't really are you going to show us your vagina no

it seems like in medical records damn it well maybe we can get somewhere

I think it might be time for bonoboville communion I think so yeah yeah

unless you have a question Rachel do you have a question serious question before we have serious

it seems like America was founded on small businesses and now our businesses are all massive and they're moving overseas so what would you do to give small

business owners a helping hand that's an incredible question that's a really incredible question trust busting

when do we stop doing trust busting businesses have just I mean there's three banks there's two cable companies

we have to start aggressively trust busting and taking these huge corporations and breaking them down into much smaller

parts that's where we need to start because basically we don't have capitalism anymore it's a farce

what we have is monopoly fascism whatever you want to call it until we start breaking down

the banks bringing back all those laws that were meant to protect us from all these things that have happened

there's no hope and it's really serious because most jobs are created by small businesses

and if there are no more small businesses then there are no more jobs spoken like a true small business woman who knows what it's

like and will help the small business people all right you're kind of a small yeah I make some

small artworks yeah I would take all the money from the black budget from the black

ops and I would put that into making jobs and making small businesses you're talking about the torture program

not the black lives matter program right now I'm talking about all the secret weapons and the bombs and the spies

it's like the black ops and there's trillions of dollars that go in that we never even see CIA stuff

we never even see how much that is and you know what are they doing with that money let's take that money back

wow he went from do nothing they might shoot you or assassinate you you want to take your money back

well that sort of ties into is it too late I thought that I have that it's just immediately left my mind okay well anyway

okay uh yeah military industrial complex

ah LIC we need to rebuild this entire country literally we need new roads

we need high speed rails from New York to LA from LA to Vegas there's just going to be high speed rails

we've got to put solar panels on everything I mean we literally need to rebuild this country from the bottom up and we should rediverse

the military industrial complex instead of making warships and planes that are outdated because that's not how wars are fought anymore

they should be putting solar panels on buildings and building roads I agree

I would love to have a follow up to that so special forces right now that is the only thing that's actually effective

against what is happening in the Middle East and so Jeffrey you're talking about taking away that power taking away the power from the special forces guys

let me finish and I'll actually get to a question so taking away that power from our spec ops guys

who are actually doing the groundwork that are putting their lives online to actually do this kind of work that is actually sustaining well I guess

the only sustainable force is based off of spec ops so if you're going to take that money away

from these special forces operations where are you going to put it well going back to my plan

instead of dropping bombs on countries we drop products and we take all that money from the military

and we start making video games and pornoes and all that stuff and we drop that

on these countries and they can't compete with that if you blow someone up

it just makes people mad if you drop all these products on them there's nothing they can do you've got them

drop a lot of lingerie let's talk about torture how should we torture how should we do

so I have a sexy or an enhanced interrogation program and basically the way it's going to work is we're going to find some of the top

doms in this country and they're going to be in charge of getting information out of high value operatives

so we're going to probably put them in chastity we'll lock up their cocks for a period of time so that they're unable

to masturbate and then when they've been that way for a while we'll tie them up and then we're going to do some really

heavy teasing and denial maybe bring in a really sexy stripper to do a lap dance for them while they've got that cock cage

on they're going to get so desperate they're going to be so horny that they're going to tell us

anything we want to know believe me they will I will get

all the information from them I bet you will so that's my plan I think you could make a campaign video about that

I think so too but I'd really really like to see how you beat Trump would you like me to see

beat Trump is it time it's getting there so this is time to beat Trump

you're going to be right back whip looks like she has to get implements

torture implements then I think the crop the cane

right look at him he's terrified he's terrified

there's nothing he hates worse than the cane yes she is showing us how she beats Trump

let's have his face presented to the camera turn him this way and whack

his bottom hold on a second let's get a good yeah

beat that bully he likes it it's kind of a bonobo thing it's consensual

beat beat that bully so mistress Tara

certainly knows how to beat men like Trump as she's been doing it for 25 years 25

this is what I do well I beat middle aged white men

and I do it well don't die don't die did I do a good job

are you sure because I wouldn't want you to leave feeling disappointed

you wouldn't be disappointed did you get the beating you came here for are you going to be a good boy now are you going to keep that tiny

tiny tiny little micro penis away from women's vaginas is it in there is it in there

let's see it what's in there the revelation brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners

let's see it show people what they have to deal with look at that Donald and Trump's

little baby carrot what can you do with that you probably hire people to pregnant your wives don't you because that's so small

you probably can't get it hard enough to even fit in a vagina isn't that right who are you hiring to pregnant

your Russian bridal wives because that's the only reason they're with you is for the money

it's certainly not for that tiny tiny tiny penis and that's why you keep doing these things they can't even make up their own words

to support you and painting them gold and putting your name on them and wearing long ties so that nobody

will know how tiny tiny your penis is that's why you keep using words like huge

huge tremendous bigly because nothing about you

is huge tremendous or bigly everything about you is tiny

tiny tiny all right I think he's learned his lesson

I think so and this is trumpetized and a lot of us

need trump therapy these days and I think we are getting some serious well you know I want to hit him with the bonobo way

yeah get him with some knowledge see I'm saying please I should yeah ass up in the air

some wisdom be well red or get well red

red down that's right that'll teach you to bully

our women our refugees our people of color

our everybody else but your privileged white common chimp baboon ass

yeah ow tell him I'm sorry to the baboons

but really that felt good there is something to that this is an aspect of female empowerment

is to be able to spank guys like trump with the bonobo way

yes indeed brothers and sisters we thank Mr. Tara for that because after all a lot of this election is about

beating trump right so I don't know how you can top that

in a way have I crushed you again well it's very hard being a

white middle-aged male how do I compete with Tara I mean maybe you shouldn't compete

maybe you should just submit to bonobo will communion yeah oh yeah

it's time I would love my bartender Jake that is handsome

hollywood Jake and his lovely assistant hollywood rika

bring her she could just say hi come say hi go ahead say hi she's beautiful

yeah we can applaud this because come on look at her

wow look at her oh she's spicy oh she's kind of

spicy we'll just watch you guys kissing yeah I know that's actually pretty good it makes us feel

all bonobo and harmonious alright so we have some alcoholic beverages to enjoy communion

we do support religion in bonobo and this is our form of communion Jeffrey were you raised

Catholic, Jewish Lutheran so wait wait before we want to know would you like

Agua Coco leaf herbal liqueur or Ron to Jeremy rum okay so it is quite delicious

by the way I'm not paid to say that okay yes you can sit there you look lovely just sitting there as you know a voter

the whole thing okay not yet not yet there's a ritual

okay so now this is kind of a peacemaking ritual I don't know should we have

our lovely couple demonstrate it perhaps yeah yeah okay

it's consent you want to come up here to demonstrate you could just come right up on the bed and

and you would like Agua I'm guessing or no you you were the one drinking or are you and you are the altar girl

I'll drink for two and the altar girl is going to present her lovely altar

you were brought up in some sort of interesting religious background yeah where's the microphone there what was your interesting religious background

it was in your book I just realized near the end it was the family of God the family of God in my book

yeah you were approached on a bus by someone and you were like I narrowly escaped the horrible institution that is the family I did not

yes yes yes you're right that is a little incident that happened when I first arrived in San Francisco and they kind of

wooed me with stories of free love a very bonobo-esque lifestyle but then of course they tried to shove

Jesus down my throat very soon after and if only they had tried to shove Jesus down my throat with a jackhammer dildo

I might have gone for it but it was more you know philosophical so in any case okay so you want to

have a seat here now you're no longer a child of God you're a child of the goddess or what are you a child child of myself a child of yourself

wow that's interesting because Jay Turico can suck his own cock speaking of which

speaking of which well we're going to get there but I don't want to suck my own cock anymore

I don't know it's his birthday he should just make sure he can still do it so but first

Rachel the lovely goddess also a very biblical name will demonstrate bonobo-ville communion

with Nori our veteran and concerned citizen who had several important serious questions whoop

tripping here yes indeed okay don't trip over Trump you straight-tripping boy yes

so we are demonstrating to our candidates the ritual of bonobo-ville communion which is a beautiful religious ritual

and also a way to achieve harmony between enemies or opponents

not that you're opponents but oh no I think you described our relationship perfectly okay very good that's about appropriate alright then

I will hold the microphone if you would present the altar and you know where I'm going

she knows oh she needs help with her you know she can do it empower her

there they are beautiful can we have some applause this is not for debating this is just you know

the beauty do it like a cabbie really get in there you don't even have to wear your hat

for this I say as a hat wearer okay microphone record there gurgling so we'll start with the first part which is

you got to get it wet first you have to get it wet first okay that's the first don't jump into it too quick

reconciliation they started as enemies and now they are

suckling enemies right and now whoops whoops what was that I now see his point of view

ah yes see it's already happening the principle of bonobo reconciliation

and now I as the high priestess of bonobo will apply the salt yes we like to salt things up

and we have our Himalayan pink rock salt here just for you hippies okay so now

mm okay here we go here we go cameras so beautiful

such lovely natural boobies we have to say even though it's kind of crass in the midst of this political convention and stuff

oh well and here you go and now lean back against the altar and this is something that of course we

like to call water boarding bonoboville style this is what we do to get you to talk so lean back

thanks guantanamo yes remember guantanamo whoa yes

now we can have applause wait a minute he takes his water boarding well now he's got to give us some answers

tell us the secrets who's in charge of this operation well I was conditioned through seer training so I'm still pretty good

I would say she's in charge yeah this is female empowerment she has the hat now

and I think she's empowered fully actually there's a petition somewhere so this

be the bonoboville communion so now the candidates are you ready

okay for the communion and we have to have a negotiation as to who takes and who provides the altar first strange as committal

you could be the altar do you want to say that on the microphone because we need to begin on this I'm delighted to be the altar

but I know that I know that you're married and I wouldn't want to do anything that would be comfortable

I see that we're getting towards some truth right here and my wife is watching right now I love diplomacy Mrs. Valance

well you know you're looking to attain an office only with permission from your wife because it's not up to you

this is no really I mean boobies are our preference really and she has the most glorious boobies

she does have glorious boobies so we would enjoy having that as the altar but I have to say

you could do an altar like from the wrist or some other part whatever your wife approves whatever

I think a wrist would work so we know what it can serve to and she would be alright with that right

okay totally cool he is a man that respects his wife's wishes

that's cool absolutely and maybe Jay Tariqo the birthday bunny

would like to take advantage of those boobies for a but first we're going to have

a communion from would you like Agua or Rhonda Jeremy you want Agua right okay so we're going to have the Agua

and you will present your wrist let's see here oh do you have very dainty beautiful wrists that have been used in fisting

that have been used to fist hundreds and hundreds of men and women

so what do we do okay so now well first of all I think the inside of the wrist would be nice

yes so first you give it a quick lick since you're married gotta help the dates go like this it's very romantic anyway I think it's gallant

yes and here goes that and there goes alright now the

waterboarding can you handle this I can handle it you can okay so now you have to lean

back sorry Trump don't apologize you never have to say sorry Trump

those two words never go together her powerful thigh you have to turn around I think

powerful thigh presidential thighs get in touch with that thigh touch with your thigh

ooh I gotta a glimpse of the vagina of many powers of superpowers yes

alright and yeah keep the glasses on so we don't get it in your eye okay and lean back yeah there you go and open your mouth

and song in there somewhere here we go waterboarding yes you can take it you may not

have served in the US Armed Forces but you have been waterboarding now tell us the truth

now tell us the truth how was that okay see you get the truth I think he's an operative absolutely alright well we don't

applaud the statements but let's give some applause to Mr. Valens yeah alright you can take your seat now sir

or you just can't get up off the floor can't get up very good alright so

trumps stay on your knees and I think because it's the birthday of the birthday boy we're going into

a little bit of overtime though we started late right Captain Max that's correct we also have some other guests in here yes yes oh we do

do they want to come up here well I course here of course here oh okay oh why are you getting off the bed

what happened what happened in fact didn't you want to do something with pasties

okay did you say pastries I brought some delicious pastries

pasties some special pasties yeah that sounds amazing it's sort of a ritual

he seems to have lost it since he did his communion with your wrist oh he just found his pasties okay so now

special valence now stickers well it's a campaign

I don't know if she wants to wear them we're not sure do you want to wear one I'll wear them okay so we're going to have

Bonoboville communion with birthday bunny Jay Turico stand up and show us your outfit please go Jay

whoa rocket I'm not sure what gender or you know tribe or nationality

Jay is but Jay is a funny South American turn around look at that beautiful long hair

like a horse tail wow and Jay is going to take communion I'm guessing you want Agua or Ron to Jeremy

Agua all right so I'm actually going to take it off myself you're going to take it off of yourself

okay this is exciting I'm excited okay I'm going to sit over here

and you can come here and I'm sure we're going to get a taker for president elect well I'm calling her president elect

already it's not nice I should be neutral anyway she's getting ready here but you are going to

take it off of your own cock this is Jay Turico brothers and sisters lovers and sinners

birthday bunny and can I have a microphone please do you want to say how old or you don't know

yeah I just turned well apparently I am I am I just turned 29 today

at 6.35 p.m. wow okay yeah almost to

the rest of us happy birthday to you yeah and in one year as my friend put it

I will apparently also be a 30 year old virgin so what yeah that's awesome

and yes those Jeffrey Valance for president Jeffrey Valance now more than ever look gorgeous

on Mistress Tara and you know this is the bonobo way to share like this alright so

you just yeah they look good alright so Jay Turico

you are going to now take Bonoboville communion off of your own penis your penis has

superpowers or maybe it's your mouth or your back spine

okay and look at these panda panties wow I couldn't find any other one

pandas what okay yeah

okay so Jay has a beautiful uncut

birthday member you didn't know you'd have a front row seat to such exciting stuff welcome

okay so here we are and tell us what you're going to do Jay I am going to

I don't know what am I doing well we call Jay an autophilatrix Jay can

perform auto-philatio that is philatio upon himself something that almost every guy in the world has tried

usually to know of it and I can do it while it's not hard right we rub it in to us

I know he's mad so so we are going to watch camera people please assume the position of somewhere that you can get this

amazing activity here we had this on our bonoboville olympics and now of course it is very suitable

for our great debate we can even do it standing up which is amazing okay so you're getting it way

already right into it and now we're going to sprinkle a little salt on it

yeah now this is not salt peter it is simply the salt okay and now suck away

hello did you really what a campaign this is part of your campaign talking to the microphone

there you go I'll be right back what a campaign this is well you know you've got to bring

the people up on the campaign stage and have them do whatever it is they do talking to the microphone

somebody wants to wear these on their nipples I know it I know I know I can't be the only

one of two people look at these great pasties come on ladies you know you want to put these on your nipples

you know you do I think you could it's happening already it's going to have to cover trumps penis

certainly and you know oh and now jay is really sucking

get into it okay and so now you should lean against the pasties here

yeah you don't have to pull up your pants just yeah don't pull up your pants you're fine

you're not wearing pants you're wearing a skirt just lean back get on your knees here down there and lean back there you go

and now we get yeah feel the democracy

feel the democracy that's beautiful oh goodness take that democracy deep

waterboarding birthday waterboarding bonoboville style woo

hey buddy Torrico woo okay

I'm still not going to be satisfied until I see these on two other nipples I'm sure there's nipples

there are nipples come on did we have somebody else that you said wanted to come up onto the

broadcast stage here max was talking about oh shit let me ask my candidates here though

a serious question while we're organizing whether we have somebody else because last week we did a big show

with the free speech coalition on prop 60 california prop position 60 which basically

forces various types of sex workers mainly porn stars but all types to wear raincoats and goggles

and you know everything condom like and also just in case you know that's not bad enough their neighbors can sue them

just if they think they're not wearing condoms while shooting a porn so anyway

what do you think of prop 60 I'm against it do I need to elaborate on

why that is so horrible or is it obviously horrible you know tune in to last week's show and maybe we're going to talk about it next week too

and vote no on prop 60 but we do want to hear from Jeffrey valence our contrarian artist

well I live in the San Fernando valley and one of the main industries in the valley

at least was porn and I'm all for jobs and if you're going to put the little rubber on the thing

then that means less jobs because really who wants to watch that you want the ultimate

climax nothing wrong with condoms I don't think it's so much a problem with the condoms it's the rest of it

it's the gentle dance and the goggles and the raincoats the gloves could be a new type of fetish though

and by the way it's imperative for even a monogamous married couple that is having sex on camera to wear this kind of gear

so yeah folks we've got two completely different candidates here who agree no on prop 60

so shout out to Julia Ann and Susie K there we go there we go

there's the candidate yeah we got there we go nice well done

this is a good campaign this is one of our best campaigns done so far oh yeah

oh yeah so I think we only have three minutes so we should give Trump one more whacking and that's it

we're ready to go yeah okay I'm going to just give him a whack

alright and whack whack get him get him what a performance

like that Trump Trump's Rump naughty Trump oh yeah

so I think we've got to get going I do want to say that there was a great article sort of great it was

nice article about bonobos there was a take off on the New York Times article that said that bonobo females

all have this solidarity of course it doesn't say that they achieve the solidarity through sex but okay and then it goes on to say

that you know through this solidarity we should support Hillary as fellow females but then

this article by the way is by Wendy Sacks so I appreciate what you say about bonobo females but you go on to say that Trump bros

are bonobos and they're not they are so not Trump bros are the opposite of bonobos

Wendy Sacks get your bonobo education correct I mean my hat is off to you for you know trying to

convey the importance of female solidarity but Trump bros are not bonobos and this is a message from the

bonobo anti defamation league thank you yeah this isn't as bad as planet of the apes making a bonobo into a bad guy

but it's pretty damn fucking close it's kind of close so Wendy please edit your article and let's give a shout out to

Ikkor the Wolf we're always happy to see that Ikkor wasn't killed on his way over here

so come on up on the stage Ikkor we have to show that black lives matter I was just telling him he's still alive

so he's good I actually was watching him live on Facebook very interesting he walked through the radio station

from the admin office very nice he's putting it out there he's representing

to the fullest what was the truth and what needs to be exposed and what needs to be heard and said spoken

like I said before on Dr. Black's show it's not about we need this pattern of back as a black race

it has to start with us first and our infrastructure as a race first before it can resonate to any other race to get this particular

feel that we're supposed to think that we're supposed to have from other races and which I really don't think we need to get no hug or anything

but it has to start with us first in order for any other race to understand and see that okay it's serious now okay within the last five

or several mile years it's only been like two killings of black people against each other you see what I'm saying over the one cop

that shoots one black man throughout that whole day it was a whole bunch of black men shooting other black men but don't get me wrong I'm still upset about

what happened because that shit is wrong bottom line is wrong and it could be me it could be any one of these men in here

it's not just limited to black men it's just that we are at a more exponential number rate right now you do a little something called racial profiling

that's all you know I've dealt with it several times it's a wonder blessing that I'm alive

I was asking Max was this going on before and yes of course it was going on before it's just now we have this crazy media

we have the cameras and now we're all we can see we're transparent so you know it's horrible it's frightening it's traumatic

I was traumatized watching this girl I had my face smashed at a concrete you know what I mean as a child a teenager okay and they didn't have the phone

cameras no cameras none of that no but now they do so asking what I did if you've got a phone camera just remember

Mr. Starr is gonna get you gonna get ya yeah that's right and do we have time for ecor to just do a final

wrap sure we do we do sure if you'd like to I would like to give you that hug you say you don't need no I know I can always use it

you'd like to hug and now I can use that opportunity to get your shirt off okay

Dr. Block took my shirt off do you know how many people watching this right now would love to have that done I'm very honored

I'm very honored oh yeah no no no leave him alone

leave him alone no I just put it on my chest there you go okay oh this is a man space on my nipple

man space on my nipple but uh I mean it's it's uh volunteer

there you go it looks like it's under my heart you know you know so all right brothers and sisters

of Bonoboville do we do we have yeah I have a track I just I'm almost gaining

and you know I love to have that volume that volume I need that volume I have 30 but I can say this is

we are one and Doc likes me she like it when I do this song but it's all about diversity it's all about unification it's all about

love it's all about self we only got this one go around in his lifetime so this one go around make it y'all sweetest

you know black people aren't all bad come on now I mean you show me one race of people where that whole race is all good I'll give you a million dollars

there's evenness in every race man so get that I mean we've been here for so long we dealt with so much shit for so many years

I don't have enough time for this just dancing the music's not on oh where's the music I'm waiting for the music you still got that light in the folk

got that light in the folk right Max and light in the folk you know what I'm saying we are one

we are one throw the ones that whenever you ate I guess I'll give y'all music until they come

we are one one clap clap clap clap clap a little different claps you know what I'm saying

you got the off beat claps the on beat claps we're mostly white in here what is that you gotta add

I'm adding a season of salt to it I'm adding a season of salt to it you know you ready A? almost almost

you should always have it ready it'll be the same it'll be the same man's face on my nipples still don't talk to you

still can't make you do it this is the same guy here how about I just how about I spit a couple of lyrics at you

can we get some volume though A? yeah yeah yeah I got you yeah man

see he ain't letting me fill it I got the fill it I'm gonna work with you though I'm working with you A

you did you're salty you gotta understand I walk and get it poppin

I can be grimy, greasy, real easy believe it that's enough been on the blocks trapping the spots evading the cops till I got poppin

my handcuffs on my wrists sit down a minute thinking about it while I'm in the thinking I got shit to finish earth needs me, handcuffs

and I won't stop giving the props throwing the piece and showing my love and all the above that's what I'm all about now let whoops shout I love y'all

now let it trickle down let it fall like the season good peaks don't need reason to be nice that's what them souls who's coldest ice I don't think twice I

got your six and take six most steps to have your 12 mama daddy elders raise me well with integrity was led to my humanity

is gonna take them men in me do confidence sanity to pop we are one one understand this stay still

together yes intertwine tuck front

storm the web we are one we are one we are one

sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm infinite thunder and lightning but you keep striking keep fighting, sticking and moving

showing and proving that just with a little piece I can go a long way so wolf is here to help pave the way with more pieces we already got war in our own streets

from here till the middle east and the ground but I'm down for the cause and been had my cause of humanity is gonna take them men in me do confidence

sanity to pop rest in peace rep the belly of the beast would it be choice state of mind I ain't shocked cause I got love to spread

if love is my butter then earth is my bread let's eat the peace like kings and queens we feast and sing can we all just get along alrighty

rock the king doc Martin Luther I'm still pushing this dream cause we are one throw the ones up y'all come on one one one one one one

one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one one in a twilight

together we are immt's weather cause we are one we are one I guess I won't

see the piece I need until I basic streets of the GOP until there i'm going in swimming girl I'm the guy 빅Rock

said hi and then left water bubbles the world is in trouble bartender give him a double glass of integrity

mixed ول the shoddito manatee the ultimate final maker Ultimately for the second man kind we need it in the twine racial shine Elevate our minds like we didn't hit the finest lines of cush lungs push low to the world reach to a man

One man touch a boy touch a girl, but with no sand dust and trust you don't want the state can big up to pen state Don't let one man's hate still your school state. I think that's schools great So go kids educate graduate demonstrate that we are one and the right pass potential y'all potential president right here y'all throw the ones up y'all

Oh We are and yeah, I mean that's what what we do we come together here in So thank you mistress Tara And thank you. Yeah, I know you're allergic to Trump over here, but yeah, and thank you Jeffrey

Yeah, so welcome to do nothing party and thank you birthday bunny Jay Turico auto filet tricks And of course our beautiful Bonoboville Communion couple Rachel and Nori and the bartenders Hollywood Jake Even though you didn't wear these things on your nipples

Yeah, yeah, this is the way we need to keep them, you know, we don't need to kill them Just keep him on his knees. So remember this was the first great debate here in the series of debates the most watched Show really because we're all sadistic boy years so if you need a little boy ear therapy call the doctor Susan block Institute and

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