Naughty Footsie Solstice with Elvis + Birthday Madam RavenRae

Full transcript of Naughty Footsie Solstice with Elvis + Birthday Madam RavenRae on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, loving sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, doms and subbies, elves and Elvis fans, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Yes indeed, and then some more. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, I want to welcome you to Bonoboville for our winter solstice special. We are here to celebrate the winter solstice as it comes into our lives. Yes indeed, baby it's cold out there, so we're going to warm you up. Yes, thousands of years before little baby was born, we have that

symbolized by the divine interventions. Baby Jesus butt plug, yes. Amen. Thousands of years before the baby Jesus became a butt plug, our forebears, forefathers, foremothers, everybody in the foreground, they would celebrate these days of

darkness and cold with great feasts of light. Yes, the way to warm you up was often with a little sex. They could have called it sex-ness, that Mesopotamian winter carnival with floats that would make those mummers just pee in their red Santa panties. Oh yes, those floats were filled with gods and goddesses of course

played by human beings, fornicating and creating the universe with their orgasms. That's how many of our ancestors configured the universe, that big bang. I think that's kind of close to an orgasm, yes, yes indeed. It's closer to an orgasm than just some fatherly being going, alright, I'm creating you. Yes, and you, I'm

creating you, and you, and you. I like the bang. The bang, the big bang, it's very scientific and it's sexual, yes indeed, and it leads to gang bangs, absolutely, which is probably how our forebears, you know, kind of fornicated very often with gang bangs, especially at this time of year. The more the merrier it keeps you warm

baby. Oh yes indeed, and you know quite a while before the baby Jesus was born, there was another messiah who turned water into wine and who was born of a heavenly father and a mortal mother and who, you know, was a man of the people in a way and a God as well, both a man and a God, who was that? And he was very wild in a way.

He was a revolutionary, yes he was, and he lived in ancient Greece, sometimes on amongst the people, and he loved women too, like Jesus. He was a revolutionary for his openness to women and to that feeling of ecstasy and, you know, getting religion, and his name was Dionysus. Dionysus, God of wine, was God of

actually a lot more than wine, although, you know, Jesus turned the water into wine. Yeah, he had a liquor company. Yeah, he had a liquor company. He was totally, he had women that danced around him. My kind of guy. Yeah, yeah, and later became Bacchus to the Romans and Bacchus, of course, is where we get the term Bacchanal, which

is kind of what we have here in Bonoboville. We have Bacchanals, parties, orgies, buzz, and yeah, another character that was very interesting in ancient Rome that has something to do with our winter solstice, sexmas, Christmas, was Saturn, old man Saturn, who happened to have a long white beard and be a little

heavy in. He's here now. And yes, he would go, yo, yo, yo, Saturnalia. I.O. is how they spell it, which is a lot like ho, ho, ho, you know, and maybe they called hookers back then, yookers, I don't know. Yo, yo, yo, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, so, you know, it all comes around and around and around and around. That's right. And here

we are celebrating Christmas and Saturnalia and the winter solstice when actually the days are going to start getting longer. That's what's kind of nice about winter solstice. Looking forward to this. Yeah, yeah. And we are also celebrating tonight another very special birthday. It's actually what they call

the birthday of the sun, the sun birthday is another term for winter solstice when the sun starts coming out and staying a little bit longer with us. And speaking of the sun and birthdays, it is our very special guest, Madame Raven Ray's birthday.

Kind of her birthday. It's kind of my birthday. Come on, sit up here in the birthday for a whole month. It's the way to do it with the baby Jesus. Look at those. As a pastor's child, that thing cracks me the hell up. Oh, baby Jesus is so happy. Baby Jesus has the greatest gift now. Much better

than those kids. Oh, yes, I'm a pk. Oh, yeah. So Madame Raven Ray, welcome to, you know, Bonobo Village. I mean, we love you. You're definitely a Bonobo. And it's great to be here and to celebrate your birthday. I see you have your slave with you. I do. I have slave Winnie here.

slave Winnie here. Winnie here. The slave Winnie Winnie like a horse or? If I feel like it. Oh, well, I see slave Winnie is dressed in a dress. He's got a latex top on, which is kind of nice because he gets hot and sweaty and I don't like him to get hot and sweaty. So the tank top works just fine.

Okay. So that's as much latex as I allow him to wear. All right. But the kilt. It's a, it's a very nice little skirt that I have. Very, very nice. Very, very nice. Should we have him model? I think we should. Okay. They want you to.

Slave Winnie has been here before, correct? Slave Winnie has been here before. He's gotten his ass kicked out here before. I remember that. Slave Winnie. Wow. Got his ass kicked. And yeah, suck it in, babe.

That's it. That's it. Much better. Well, you're a coach. Being a dom is partly being a coach and you have been a hockey player. Right? I currently am a hockey player. Hockey goalie. I am hockey, ice hockey and roller.

All right. All right. Well, we happen to have another guest here on Roller Skates. So we're Danielle Watts. I know. I noticed those right away. Roller Skates. We went roller skating and then I got really cold and I'm still really cold. So that's my status update.

I'm very curious what your pastor family feels about your slave, but I don't know if that's a heavy question for the winter soul. You're going to dive right into that one. Sure. Actually, my father passed away in

2008 from MS. And that part of the family I have actually disowned because I was written out of the will. Ooh. Yes. Wow. Thank you for sharing. Thank you for sharing your courage and your boldness

and doing what you felt was necessary. Absolutely. I just said, you know, they're very, very, very judgmental Christians and my father actually wasn't. He actually had a non-denominational four-square church where he had

trannies. He had people of same-sex marriages and this is back in the 80s and 90s and it was quite, you know. So that was very unfair to his legacy. Yeah, music. There was a rock

band and drums and very unconventional, but my aunt was not. I sense a little jealousy here, perhaps. No, we're getting to the bottom of this. My

ex-stepmother and her became friends and made a plan to write me out of the will. So they could have more. God bless them. Did they have a reason to take it? Was there any kind of reason? Why was they pissed off at you? Oh. I just didn't talk to my dad for

like six years because he kind of was an asshole. They had nothing to do with the sex slave. Oh, god no. I was 23 when he passed. I was 23 when he passed and then it just kind of became one of those things where it was like, well, fuck, I don't have anything else holding them back.

My mom's a straight-up hippie. She's on Twitter with me too. All right. Well, you know, this is that family season when we realize we don't get along with everyone in our family. Family is who you make it. Yeah, you know, and then there's that.

Family is you. Family is everybody that is here. We are certainly your loving community family. Absolutely. I made my family. And we want to celebrate your birthday. Thank you. Because you are just such an amazing,

amazing goddess and a high priestess of the Church of Bonoboville, I might say. Definitely. Definitely. You are carrying on your dad's tradition. Blessed be. You are. You are. There you are. Yeah. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Yeah, my birthday is actually November 27th, which I never celebrated on that day because everybody has family and trying to arrange a party at that time. It's near to impossible. So I literally

wait for a time where, you know, it's all about you. We know. Thank you. And let me just say that Madame Raven Ray basically commanded me to celebrate her birthday. Not that I wouldn't have my own. My brother champagne.

We will celebrate my birthday. She came prepared. She came prepared. I mean she's a really good miss here. She is. Good call. He knows. She is. She's a natural mistress.

I took a sex therapy call this week with somebody who wanted to be dominated. How'd that go? Well, it was very fascinating experience because I got really into it. The guy had to tie up his shoelaces. He had shoelaces

and a belt. While he was on the phone, he was like good props. You made a point of saying, look, I have these shoelaces and a belt and you have to tell me what to do with them. And I had no idea what to tell him because I've never tied anyone up before.

Wow. And it was a whole thing. I had to put on you while Belive was whispering to me. I was actually guiding her. I'm like, so tell him to take the belt by both handles and pull his balls up. And then tell him to get down

like this. The call ended up going for an hour because once I got the hang of it, she got really into it. Because she's a great actress. And then I thought, Jesus, these women who are doing this all the time before

I just props because before I entered this world I had no idea how much power women have because of their sexuality. It was like, I was totally oblivious. That's the plan, by the way. The fact that there's a whole culture

devoted to women saying, hey, you can get on your fucking knees and be my slave. How is that even possible? It's been going on since before the baby Jesus.

You need to want to be president. Hold on. And by the way, Danielle also had an epiphany around your actual birthday, which is when we celebrate Spanksgiving. Oh, Spanksgiving was awesome.

The whole metaphor of subdom, that's something that I think should be in sex ed. I really think that should be in sex ed. I agree. Well, I just took a sexual human sexuality class and there was a lot of talk of tons of fetishism and partialism and different

Jesus, where was that class? I actually go to Pierce College. And it's, you know, right now. Jesus, I went to USC and I never fucking heard about any of this shit. Oh, well, I haven't heard about that. We didn't learn this at Yale, but

I think it should be every fucking high school student should learn this stuff. This is ridiculous. Well, actually Mistress Sian, who is the owner of the Sanctuary and who's the creator of DomCon, and we have

our little DomCon thing in a jigger here. And so she does do workshops in various universities, including Stanford at, you know, on bondage and

on just BDSM in general. We started them literally realizing that how much, like in every relationship, it's subdom. Dom sub. And it's just, and it's really fascinating how

It's a natural thing. Yeah, it's just like happening in every single relationship. Sometimes it goes back and forth so fast you think you're equal. Totally, it's wild. Oh, shit. And then you wonder, wait, I'm subbing. No, wait, I'm not. Wait, the sub is the Dom. Wait, what? Even just for emotional

For teenagers who are getting Dom'd all the time by this society, they're getting Dom'd by their teachers, they're getting Dom'd by their parents, you know, to have a metaphor like that. I mean, obviously most people would say I'm fucking insane to say we should teach BDSM

in high school. I don't think that's really what I'm saying, but the metaphor Well, the other side kind of teaches them violence. So we have an offset. Why not? It's like they own the kids. Wait a minute. It's not education. What do you mean?

I want to have a fair share of converting their minds is like you do. Yeah, I just did an essay about violence. Wheel riding crops, not guns. I think that's already got the song by Pink Floyd. We don't need no education.

It goes into like, come on, teachers, you know, we go kids alone. All right, by the way, this is Chef B.Live who's speaking right now. Oh, hey, how's the gun? And this is Gypsy Bonobo, my lovely assistant and I also would like to introduce Jackie Blue

who has been nominated for two T awards. That's T E A T awards the transgender erotica awards. And one is for miss unique. Correct. And the other

is came in today best internet personality and she's so excited she won't even let me announce her. So excited and we know how hard she works and plays so we're really, really happy for Jackie. So go vote for her

every single day that you can. Thank you so much. And one of the most amazing subs I've ever seen. Oh my God. I blow a lot of things. What did you text me the other day that you did? Oh, on Tuesday.

I believe it was Tuesday. I shot a scene where I took two realistic real sized horse cock strap ons. You took them where?

I'll give you one guess. Jackie, I have to be honest. You are more present than most actors I've met. I mean, and I've met like Leonardo DiCaprio. I've met like fucking, you know, people who are in Oscar movies

your presence, it blows my mind. It blows my fucking mind. It's a time of year for presents, right? It's a time of year for presents. You're such a gift to us. Thank you.

I'm just me and I do what I do and I'm not afraid to be me or do what I do. That would be very elastic. Thank you. Wait, so where do you know where they're going to be voting? Can you go ahead and tell everybody where to vote?

Pre-nomination voting has already come and gone and the nominations are being counted and announced as soon as they're counted. Who's counting these? We want to make sure there's no electoral dysfunction.

Stephen Groobie, Crystal Paul. All the mandatory counts. I think this could be rigged. If it was rigged, I would never have gotten nominated. Jackie, you've already won.

I don't know if people know what you've been through in your life. It's amazing. Very few people know about all that. Can I just tell a little bit?

Just a little bit. Jackie Blue was in an accident where you broke most of the bones in your body. Pretty much everything but my skull, spine, and ribs.

God bless you. And full of metal parts. Shortly afterwards. He faced the darkest of the dark experiences.

You had to learn how to walk again. And you resurfaced as a woman. Miss unique. You've already won Miss unique.

I was dead for 10 minutes after I died and was sent back. I knew who I was even better than I did before. Transparent, get out of here.

We need to hear this story on fucking HBO. I'm serious. Transparence is great. I'm looking forward to the Jackie Blue buy-off.

First, she's going to win these awards. Even if she doesn't win, she won. She's winning in my book. I have such a wonderful family.

And this is a family show, brothers and sisters. Family is sex. To sleep right now. This is the family without the kids.

If you're going to talk about dysfunctional families. I don't think your mic is working. My favorite thing is meeting Jackie in the morning. In the kitchen.

You have your robe in the morning. You know what I mean, Max? We have another special guest. I hate to interrupt you, Danielle.

But we are going to have to be along. I got to keep the train running on time. We have a very special guest tonight. He has come all the way from Texas.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Elvis is in the building. That's right. We have our

Elvis Presley tribute artist. Is he in the building? He's at the bar. And he might have to

go somewhere. We have here, brothers and sisters. Smoky Binyon Jr. Elvis Presley tribute artist.

He's here to sing us a Merry Christmas. It's actually Brother Blue Christmas. A Jackie Blue Christmas? He said cut the music.

Cut the music. I think he's going to do a few different tributes. The first one is an acapella.

Blue Christmas without you. I'm still shivering. There's been a time of the year that it is. Move that chair.

Move the chair. Jackie, do you not want to sit on the chair? I don't want an empty chair. Move the chair.

I heard a story one time where Elvis had to leave the stage. The band carried on for him. You got to go, you got to go. You got to go, you got to go.

I'll see y'all later. I'm so excited for this. I've been working on this to the point that I'm tired of the song. I'll get it right.

Blue Christmas without you. I'll be so blue just thinking about you. Decorations of red

on a green Christmas tree. Won't be the same dear if you're not a hero with me. And when those blue snowflakes start falling

as when those blue memories start falling. You'll be doing alright with your Christmas

of white. Blue, blue, blue Christmas. Yes, Smokey! Smokey Binion Jr. on the Dr. Susan Block show.

Thank you ladies, thank you very much. I guess I'm supposed to do some more songs for y'all, right? Smokey! Smokey!

All the way for far away! Oh my lord, Jesus! Elvis! Elvis, Presley, Trim you, artist!

Oh my gosh! Pick it up, Tom, the music of Pito. Thank you. And for the gold!

Yeah! Woo! Yeah! I do every one.

I do every one. Shake it, Smokey! Hallelujah! I really needed that smoke.

I was just tempted to throw a robe over. Just when I was starting to take life too seriously. Oh never do that. That's the easiest one here. I'm sorry, sorry, not Smokey, Elvis, Elvis.

Elvis is lighting the fire of this. I was cold until Elvis showed up. Now all of a sudden I'm hot and bothered.

Shake it! Yeah! Woo! Woo!

Miguel's really enjoying this. Woo! Oh Miguel! Yeah, yeah, dance!

Woo! And it's back up. Mother of Jesus. It's a whole medley.

Yeah, back. Sing it back. Oh my God! I used to do this.

Elvis, you're really doing a beauty. Oh, look at this. Danielle gets a scar. Wow! You get a scar. Whoa!

We got a flat. Hell yeah! These moves, I mean that pelvic thrusting is pelvic thrusting.

I haven't seen a pelvic thrust like that last night. And that's why I'm so cold right now. I don't think I've ever seen a human being shake a leg like that. Swing!

Let's rock! Woo! Now it's a good start. Okay, I was waiting for this.

Elvis, you're a real artist. Right? I'm going to do it. You're a baby, baby.

Oh, the chain around my neck needs me anywhere. Oh, let me be. Oh, let me be. Oh, let me be.

Can't come around, I believe spring's too far. Maybe if I made you mad for something that I might have said. Please, let's forget the past. Whoa!

Whoa! I love you! Baby, it's you I'm bigger. I won't be the group that's true.

Whoa, shake it, Smokey! Shake it! I'm legitimately getting turned on. Plenching my vagina muscles to this. Perfection.

Never, Smokey. True Elvis fans. Why do I love you too? We love you, Smokey!

We love you! We're yours, Smokey. You've come a long way. Remind us of the greatness of this American.

And the good old days when America was great. Those days. We love you, Smokey. That chest, that sexy, sexy chest.

Woo, woo, woo! Woo! Fire it up. Fire it up. It keeps going and going. This is unlike anything I've ever experienced.

This is the ultimate concept. Live. Go. Go, Johnny. You want a real microphone, Smokey?

Here you sing. Go, Johnny, go. Go, Johnny, go, go. Johnny, be good. Play it, James. Yeah! Yeah!

Many people coming from miles around. I hear you play your music when the song goes down. Maybe one day your name will be in my safe. Johnny, be good. Go, go, go, go. Go, Johnny, go, go.

Go, Johnny, go. Go, go, go. Johnny, be good. Woo!

All the men in the room are taking notes on them. All the men in the room are taking notes on them. Why is man so lonely? Only good, only never good.

All I write, all I write. All I write, all I write. Love, would it be a sin? If I had never flown.

Shown into the sea. Darling, so I go. Something's coming to me. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you, Smokey! All right, Smokey Finney Jr. Elvis tribute artist. Are you going to do a figure eight for us? There wasn't carpet here.

Your face was like the little girl. Like, you know, like the little girl, you see those old fifties, like, you know, the concerts and the little girls.

That was her, like in the 100% form. All right. Well, I guess we're not going to do that. So we're going to have Bonoboville

for Madame Raven Ray's birthday. Oh, yeah. All right. Would you like to take the first picture?

I'm a lawyer. Okay. Well, B-Live wants to take communion from you. So there's that.

As that sounds. That might have changed my mind. Is this a yes that we have? Is a yes on both sides?

It's very soft volume going on. I'm not hearing everybody in my headphones, by the way. No, because some of the microphones are not on, I believe. Yes, well, there we are.

They turned my microphone off again. Maybe there's a switch on it. The swing of things. No, I think back when we are here.

Could you turn up the microphones back there? They are on it. They are working on it. They are working on it.

No, it's hard back there. We need them. No, it's because there's like switches. So, our first Bonoboville communion.

Switches the microphones back there. Can you imagine that? Because you either get to take it from somebody, or give it to somebody.

I'm offering up my husband for your birthday. I'm offering up my husband. He needs that hat on your head. It's not that scary.

Oh, I know. By all means, it's your birthday. You should do whatever you want. Yes!

A true dom. That is a dom. I love it. Yeah, no, I want to give hand.

I want you to give it to me, whatever you want. Okay, Facebookers, you may have to... I'm always game. Send you to your room.

All right, so you would like to give it to... Madame Ray from Ray, ladies and gentlemen. All right, and what part of your body... She knows what she wants.

...are you going to let her have it from you? She can have it wherever she wants. You take it from her or are you giving it to her? Yes, she's giving it to her.

Okay, so then that's your body. Yeah, I'm thinking. I can do it all for her. Look at this little slit.

This is for you. I like split. But you like the split? I do like the split-slit, so...

Okay, the split would work. She likes the split-slit. Are you wearing any underwear? There's nothing wrong with that, though.

It's okay. Then we can keep it on Facebook then. This is now a PG. You're welcome.

I only wear it underwears. I hope this is not too sexy. These underwear will be on sale on that of Raven Ray's site.

Here comes the commercial. These are Chris's underwear. Okay, so sit down. Have a seat.

This bottle was given to us by the... Okay, we're going to get my lovely assistant schnockered, as we say, for Hanukkah. Raven, you have amazing legs, by the way.

Oh, thank you. Wow. I have a feeling that's either being utilized. Yeah.

Uh-huh. I'm just stating the obvious because I'm... Okay. That's what I wanted it with.

Just a dumb, washed-up Hollywood actress. Yep. All right. I agree.

So here we are. So I have to say obvious things like, you have sexy legs. We're going to wash up...

Well, it was nice of you to wash up here. You're the captain. Show those beautiful pets. You know, they're surprisingly not petted here today.

Oh, but they look lovely and glittery. They're still beautiful. Yeah, they're still nice. Yeah.

You agree with that, Smoky? Elvis. Elvis. I mean, Elvis.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Right here. Hey, Elvis.

That leg has such a nice definition. Oh, Smoky is now part of the whole setup here. Here we go. He's getting his own chair.

Yeah. And you get to lick from... This is very well formed from being a hockey goalie. Merry Christmas to me.

Merry Christmas to all of us who get to look at your ass, Gypsy. Seriously. Okay. That full moon will light up the cold winter solstice.

It's like a white enough for a full moon. Yeah. I'm glad you like it. I love it.

It's fantastic. All right. So first we are going to... We are using the magua...

Excuse me. Is there going to be nudity in this scene? Nope. Stay so friendly.

Okay. So can we open up the lid? This is performance art. I'm going to be careful.

Okay. So now the kissing of the thigh also has the mistletoe. I love Rave and Ray's white panties. They're so cute.

They're very bright, right? Yeah. Sort of unexpected. Christmas white.

Because I think when people think of dominatrixes, they think of like black leather between her thighs. But like these adorable little white panties. What a reversal.

Are you shooting above now? Yeah. Right now I'm not shooting that. Oh, okay.

Then can you show your nipples? I'm wearing a black leather G-string. Get away from the nipples. Get away from the nipples.

Go away. Stand away from the nipples. I'm sorry. No, no, we're not on Facebook with that.

We're not showing that. No, no. And now... Can't show that.

Too bad Facebook Watchers. That's true. Better go to Bonoboville. He takes it all the way down.

Yes. Let's hear it for Gypsy Bonobo. I'm taking her. Facebook.

Agua. Bonoboville communion from our lovely birthday altar girl. Thank you. The song was super soft.

Super soft. Now would you like to take some from her? Oh, absolutely. Oh, okay.

Okay. Tit for tat. Speaking of tit. Gypsy.

You guys are looking great. Does that mean on the tit? Would you like to take her? Would you like a bum?

A bum. You like a bum. You never did a bum. Okay.

I'm always down for a bum. I just never get thrown out there. Well, I'm happy that you're off. Down for a bum.

I'm a girl who likes my bum like. All right. So yeah. I'll give you too much information.

I'm so sorry. No, for those of you listening live, Gypsy's got the most amazing red lace panties on. And just such a cute, adorable.

It was about presentation, really. And here we go. This is the pastor's daughter. Pail, one might even say.

Who is inheriting, if not his money, the Twilight Pail. Yeah. A sweet little vampire butt.

Well, Pail, is that racist to call butt Pail? If you're black, it is. Yeah. Coming from me.

Coming from the girl in the dashiki. It's racist to call Gypsy's butt Pail. You can call my butt whatever you want. Oh, thank you, baby.

That means it's not racist. No. It means Danielle, we love her. She must lift you up because she's not going to get down

on her knees. She's a madame. She can tell me what it is. Okay.

So you lick it first, madame. All right. I think it almost has the best view in the house. This is not a...

And now we sprinkle on the salt. Oh, yeah. Facebook can handle this. Can they?

I hope so. There's panties on. I'm not sure how they feel about this. Hi, Facebook.

Okay. I'm going to leave there for a moment. Yeah. You might want to just...

There's a little turn to the side. Gosh, it's soft. It's soft. Very nice.

Excuse me. Oh, yes. Okay. And now you get to lean back on her butt.

Well... Oh, yeah. Either cushion and then can you... You want to?

I can't take it off. Okay. Just to draw? Just give it to him.

You can't take it off. This is great. What's going on here? She makes her sub take the other half.

Yeah. Very good. You took it off. Oh, whoa.

Every drop. Very good. Birthday girl. Yeah.

And got laid. You got laid in Bonoboville. Bonoboville. You got laid too.

Really? You got laid in... Bonoboville. It's not my first rodeo.

We are in general. Let's see. I live in Bonoboville. Well, we are.

Moving along. How much time do we have? Do we have time for Elvis to take some Bonoboville communion? Oh, hi.

Hello. How much time do we have? Elvis. I guess I get the privilege, huh?

Yeah. We're going to find out. Yeah, yeah. You've got to get on your...

God damn that floor I fell on while ago. But you know they don't send a horse to Buckshaw to get back up and ride it again, right? That's right. That's right.

You got up real good after the ride. You've got three minutes. Oh, we've only got three minutes. Good now.

Maybe we should... Let's start it. Just go ahead. We could start it.

Start it. But we're going to need some water for this one. Oh, water. Because I don't think...

I'm sorry. What was that that you asked? Well, I already fucking planned on that, so get down on your ground. Yeah.

Woo. You know that old saying, never argue with a woman, baby. That's right. Not this one.

You know that old saying, we're going to make America great again. Don't argue with Madame Raven Ray. Smoky gos. Madame Raven Ray.

Just get on your knees. Is commanding Elvis. Actually, I think you should get on your back and be really, really beneath me. Yes, yes, yes.

So, Smoky, while you're getting on your back, do you like being dominated? Is that something you typically like? You know that old saying, never argue with a woman. All right.

So I'll take that as a yes. Ever. This is a man who enjoys getting on his back for a good woman. It's actually just a good pair of feet, really.

Oh. I think he's just a little flip-flop, but that's just me. And what he just said was, he ain't got stupid written across his forehead. A pillow.

Maybe hold the mic for him just in case. There you go. He's got some pretty good one-liners. So now you need to lick the toe before we apply the salt.

Kiss. Kiss. Woo. Look how eager he is to get that toe in his mouth.

One step at a time. One step at a time. Oh, look at that tongue. And now a little salt applied to the beautiful toe as Madame Raven Ray.

Take it off. All of it. And now he licks it off. There's some got on the second toe, too.

Seems like he's sucking it off, really. Yep. Just get all of it off my foot. Suck that salt off her foot.

Every last. Okay, don't have fun. Sprinkle while he's talking. Okay.

Add the water. No. Get the fuck back on the ground. You want to apply it?

Right. Right down the foot. Yeah. Right down the foot.

Oh, my God. The water is dripping down your toes into his mouth. Open your mouth. Open.

So it gets some of it into your mouth, at least. There we go. This is a feminist revolution. Very good.

Very, very good. All right. And we're just about ready for a break. And he's...

He's a... Smoky. Representing Texas in the house. Shout out to Texas.

I know. Want a Texas finest. Okay, brothers and sisters. We are communing for the winter solstice in Bonoboville

with Elvis sucking toes, all you foot fetishes. Cuddle up to your computer screen. And don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

If you're lucky. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

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Brothers and sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before?

No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne.

Mr. Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here,

and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh.

She's mounting a Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time. My favorite horse to ride.

It's fun. I have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Go for the G-Spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipples.

We've got Virginia Braco riding the Sybian. Holy shit. That does the job.

Yeah, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv

from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath.

Relax. Oh, fuck. Breathe forward. Breathe forward.

We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes. Hallelujah.

Hallelujah. Oh, yes. Yes, yes. Come on.

A sister that comforts. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block.

You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Thank you. I think we have orgasm, Houston.

We have left off. I'm gonna lie and you are not asleep. How was it? Whats your report?

My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like property lock. I'm just going to take this home. That thing is bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm...

Come on. Where's the husband? We got the simian. You don't need the husband.

Don't let her fall over. Hey darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. I love you. We are listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

We are back in the Wilbur Road now, and we are gathering together on this holy day. The winter solstice is coming and coming. Yes. We have a winter solstice fairy in the house.

Yes we do. We have a winter solstice fairy. Oh my gosh. We got this outfit at the 99 cent store today.

Every single piece of this outfit. This is Fairy Be Alive. Brought to you by the 99 cent store. Oh, and we are celebrating a big birthday.

And the cake. Yes. Oh, shout out to Anna. Look at that beautiful woman.

Yes. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. We should get Anna to say, Anna, will you say happy birthday in Spanish?

Oh yes. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday Madam Raven Ray.

Happy birthday to you. And now in Spanish. And now in Spanish. And now in Spanish.

Come on, girls. Yes. Here we go. We have an interpreter.

Here we go. Here we go. I'm going to go. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday. Oh, who's going to cut the cake? How old is Tienes? And who's going to cut this cake?

What's the cake? The cake? The cake is fresh. That's fresh.

We have a chef. We have a chef fairy or fairy belive. We do need a slave winnie. Will you go and bring the champagne and flutes so we can also toast?

Somebody told this. Watch the night. What was that song that you just sang? Was that Happy Birthday?

That's Happy Birthday. No, the one right before that one. Oh, the Happy Birthday to you. Oh, that's how you say it.

It seemed like a different melody. It seemed like a different melody. It started out as a very... The Guatemalan melody.

Oh, the Guatemalan melody? Yeah. In all Latin America. Oh, maybe that's the first part of the song that I never heard.

And we have a little present for you Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Okay, slave.

So I don't know if you want to keep these on your knees. I love it. They're bringing in tables. Oh, tables.

Holy shit. That's awesome. Thanks, guys. Oh, cake.

Oh, my goodness. Take the cake. Let them eat cake. So, Madam Raven Ray, I'm curious.

slave winnie, take my drink. If you had to force somebody to put their ass in that cake, who would you force? Oh, God.

We did that a couple weeks ago. We were splashing. Like, who would I want their ass in my cake? Yeah, if you were going to like,

splash dom somebody and somebody's ass into that cake. Yeah, I have a huge affinity for a lot of porn stars. So that's really a hard decision. All right.

Well, let me know if you think of an answer later. I'd love to... About hers. Oh.

Oh. You're going to take them in there. I'd splosh with you any day. Oh.

I'm going to have to take you up on that one. Oh, here's some champagne. I recently discovered splashing. Our lovely bartender.

And, yeah, open it up. Yes, look at our lovely bartender. Where has this beautiful woman been hiding? She's behind behind the bar, and I'm so thankful for her.

I'm so glad you're not hiding behind the bar anymore. Thank you so much. Oh, my goodness. Yay, cheers to Madam Raven Ray.

How about Melissa's ass in that cake? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Was that too much?

That is quite an ass. It's right in my face. It's quite scrumptious. Yeah.

It's quite beautiful, right? I don't know. What if we do like all three of you guys? I mean, can we just do like a quarter each?

I mean, Melissa just like made her presence known. Silent but deadly. This is Melissa, the bartender. Melissa, our new bartender.

Oh, beautiful. Yes. Yay, let's hear it for Melissa. Yeah.

Sexy beat to Melissa. Does everybody have champagne? Oh, we are champagne. And let's give a toast to Madam Raven Ray,

Great Bonobo Escalade, and the wonderful Dom Con MC, and just a beautiful person all around. Sexyestama I've ever met.

Sexy. Oh, thank you, thank you. I will cheers to that any day. Happy birthday.

And see, this is why I wait to celebrate. Salute. Cheers. Yay, thank you guys.

Do you need someone to lick your feet while you're enjoying your birthday? Yeah, talk into your champagne. Can we have him on my left and him on my right? Yeah, yeah, I think so.

Can we do that? Does they have names? There's only two hymns on this thing. This is a fairy right here.

One of the hymns. If it was her slaves, she would have said slaves. Take off my shoes, sweetie. Will you place them safely so they don't get disturbed either?

So Madame Ray, you would like the winter solstice fairy on your left? Oh, Smoky. Oh, Smoky on your right. Smoky, Smoky on the left.

Smoky. And then your slave on your right. Smoky, come right up here. And by the way, Smoky.

Oh, look at, she's warming my foot up. She's getting it all smooth. Smoky, you got laid on the Doctor Susan lock show. You're too kind.

That's slaves, but you don't need to do that for that one. Do it for this one. Okay. So can we put this sideways this, this, this?

No, the whole thing here. Whoa. Hey, I love my twirling. It's like my favorite.

Can you turn the table sideways? Yeah. I did too. Does anyone love my champagne?

I only touched my extended weapons training as a kid. Would you like some cake? Oh my goodness. You have so many.

Slave, hold that. Okay. Slave, hold that too. I want to open my gift.

Can I do that? You can do it. But you should get your slave situated. Whoa, okay.

Now someone really has to sit in the cake. Okay. Actually, slave, why don't we put this down? That's alcohol abuse.

And you will get something to clean her up with this. My hair is crying right now. But I have to say. Well, this part is dry.

And here's your pillow. The champagne spilling just means everything's getting a little bit more wet. It's available.

Do you spills something? Darn. Okay. So which way should he lie with his feet this way?

Miguel, do you want my champagne? Smoky, why are you still standing? Anybody? Don't argue with a woman, Smoky.

You do. Oh, yes. Oh, take off your belt. Smoky.

Oh, look at that butt right in the camera. Beautiful butt. That's the butt you took your communion off of. You're a pastor.

Any of our photographers like my champagne. It's down on bed today. On your back. On your back.

You're going to lie down. On your back. Here, we've got a pillow for you. None of our photographers drink.

There you go. Okay. We have one, two, three, four, five, six. Oh, all right.

One of our beautiful photographers has accepted the champagne. Make room. Okay.

Get it. Well, you are really on your throne. I am. Thank you.

Birthday glory, aren't you? I needed this. We are happy to provide you. Thank you.

I love coming here. Yes. And you brought your friend. Isabella.

Yes. Hi, Isabella. Oh, you have to talk on a mic. We need a mic.

Here. There's a mic. Got it. Hi.

Hello. How are you? Thank you, sweetness. We're going to celebrate eventually.

I mean, our birthdays are very close together. So we've been trying to get this together to celebrate. So this is kind of fun. Right.

Yay. So, I mean, should she get something else? Like you've got a foot here and a foot here? Actually, we are partners on a project that we have together

where we're going to have an art gallery showing. An art gallery showing? In March. And what type of art?

Is it hopefully portraits of you? No, actually, quite the opposite. It's portraits of the clouds. It's very, very amazing.

That's where Very Be Live comes from. The clouds. The clouds. I like the clouds.

Are these pictures you took? Are these pictures that you took? Well, no, no, no. I actually haven't posted very much.

But my little series is called Clouds Over US, which is Clouds Over Us. And then each place that I've taken cloud pictures, both flying and traveling and over the clouds

and under the clouds. Right, right. So there'll be clouds over LA, clouds over Florida, clouds over Texas, all these different places that I visited.

Nice. Smoky saw some beautiful clouds coming into LA, but his mouth is full. Very beautiful.

Very beautiful. Very beautiful. And then his actually does really cool X-ray. X-ray flower photo montages where I actually take X-rays of flowers

and then montage them with photographs, and they came out pretty cool. They're pretty awesome. I've got this eight foot one that's coming to the show.

Do you? It's black and white. It's awesome. Yes, it's sweet.

It's really cool. It's an interesting concept. It's kind of different. And it's really artsy.

It's really, yeah. Now speaking of kind of different, have you seen your friend, Madame Raven Ray, get her feet sucked by two different?

No, I haven't. It's quite a sight to behold. She's very, and a women. And she's very deserving of it, of course,

because it's her birthday. Here, where's the microphone? Smoky's trying to, here, there's a microphone behind the camera. It's very under my foot.

It tried to bubble it to her foot, Smoky. What did you say there? I think it's under my feet. All that's for that.

She's very deserving. Very deserving. Just keep kissing. Tasty toes.

What was that? A shimmer? Is that a body shimmer? Energy orgasm.

It's an orgasm by the fairy. Jazz hands. Fairy orgasm. It's a fairy orgasm.

I like that. Do they have different styles? Totally different. Totally different.

Described. Well, Slagwini's actually kind of sloppy sometimes. He just goes like, ah, feet. And Smoky is very, very focused

on one specific area at a time, making sure he gets it very gently. Each little piggy. This little piggy goes to the market.

And this little piggy goes down my throat. Smoky, what did you say? What did they like? Rose petals.

Oh, rose petals. I would say that's so fitting for our lady here. Yes. Oh, god damn.

Thank you. Just going like it is. I'm curious, Smoky, is there anywhere like this in Texas, where you're from,

where you can go to suck on a woman's toes? Only when I visit. He is very direct in that phrase. Okay, you go to Texas.

I do. I go quite often, actually. Last time I went, Slagwini was over there, and I came and crashed his hotel

because he had his car that was filthy and left it for me to drive, and it was filthy. So I put on Snapchat,

but I was going to go over to Houston and kick his ass. And I did. And she did.

And it did. You did. So that was the last time. You're a woman of your word.

Slagwini's from Texas as well. No, he just had some work to do over there, so I went ahead. He actually works.

You know. He actually works. So he can pay my bills. It's awesome.

It's a good thing. He's got to have a good job. So is it a full-time thing that you guys have going? After the last two years,

it's become a full-time thing. He recently moved in with us. And so now we have a really big, fetish house out in Culver City.

Yeah, we do live sessions and filming and all kinds of stuff. Yeah, you're really... I bet.

You're going corporate, practically. It is very, very, very friendly. Yes. Well, I mean, I have a bunch of little crazy things here.

My hands are full. Yeah, yeah, your hands are full. I know, I know. But because you're so much like Marilyn.

Oh, my God. You're just... And also Smokey Bub's Marilyn. Marilyn Monroe, the first famous sex worker.

And amazing. Also because, let's see, what do we have here? She looks gorgeous in this picture, too. Look at that.

There we go. Thank you. This is a very special treat from Jux Leather. Oh, my God.

Thank you. Yes, a looper-callion finger-flogger also usable as a keychain to smack your slaves whenever you want.

I have floggers on my keychain. I have socks on my keychain. Now I have this on my keychain. You can't hide mine.

But where does it, as a ring? Like I do. Oh, my God, I love it. I love it.

Thank you so much. Yes. And all kinds of little things. A mask for you to wear

when you want to hide your blue faces. I think I'm going to put this on my plate. Shiny Zaffordies, yes. And yes, yes.

All day. And you get your Agua glasses. I didn't want to know those. I actually mucked a lot.

And your Agua mask when you want to wear a crazy sort of hashtag mask. Yes. All guys.

Thank you so much. All kinds of cute things. And your cake. And we love you.

And look at them. They are certainly. They definitely love you. You know, determined.

I am so spoiled. Oh, my God. I love this place. Yeah.

I love you. Well, we like to spoil you because you deserve it. I mean, we like to do it anyway,

Madame Raven Ray, because you kind of bring it out in us with your just sweet imperiousness. Great.

Oh, my God. It's like this very feminine domination, which is the bonobo way. She's such a bonobo girl.

Oh, look at this. Hold on. Look. From Columbia.

A rose for you. I think you want to take another foot. Or one of the foot over. Thank you.

Thank you. Okay, continue. And you are such a bonobo. You just bring out the best in all of us.

And we all want you to dominate us because you're just so beautiful. And it's your birthday. And so, you know.

Oh, my God. If I didn't have so much makeup on, I'd cry. Thank you. Aww.

Aww. I swear to God. I am way too remote not to do that right now, too.

This is not the doctors. You don't have to cry here. Oh, speaking of the doctors. Not a show about crying.

We have to do a shout out to the doctors because you guys were here last week. Okay. We were just on the doctors

that we being Team Bonobo, including myself, as the Bonobo Queen, and my Bonobo Princess,

Danielle Watts, and the Fairy Bonobo Prince, Sheffi Live. And we are on the doctors.

And if you missed it, well, you can watch it on YouTube. That's right. We got it on YouTube.

And we're excited. Don't tell anybody. But Dr. Nita Landry is going to come on

the Dr. Susan Blockchers. Really? That's awesome. She is so beautiful

and so smart and so amazing. She's just this amazing gynecologist and spokesperson

for just wonderful women. And so we're really excited. And we also love Dr. Travis Stork because he was really cute

when he went like this about erotic hypnosis. He was really cute. I wish I saw that.

Yeah. We got it on YouTube now. But it just played and eventually they'll put it on their site.

But we have it on. I'll tell more of you soon. Yeah, so. I'll put you the doctor.

Watch it. The doctor. They took the most risky pieces out. Very cool.

They did. They cut my best lines, in other words. They did. And they wouldn't let me wear my hat.

That's a cry. E-core keeps telling me that I still look beautiful. Hello, E-core.

Hi, E-core. They cut off the hands-free organ. You missed our... They cut off the hands-free organ.

Yes. Right. And they cut off the part where you talked about the police

catching you in the car. Oh, shit. There's a lot. They cut off, like, you know.

And they took our shoes and made us wear different jackets. Yeah. And they called you believe, right?

That's all kinds of fun stuff. But they let me wear my safety pin. We had to wear other people's shoes. Actually, they called me be live.

But they said believe. Right. They had to do something wrong. But you know, here's the thing.

You're all very nice. They were really nice. They're a big show. They do a show, you know,

every day of the week. They had sandwiches, everything. And it's for, quote-unquote, middle America.

Right. And they presented erotic hypnosis with a lot of sex positivity. And we should be thankful.

And we are. We are. We're thankful. We're thankful.

I mean, go fuck yourself, but we're thankful. Oh, yeah. What was that?

We want everything out. I'm sorry. I hate censor shows. No, I know.

We're constantly censoring. Like, for instance, we're running the Facebook camera somewhere, but we can't show what's under be live's tutu.

It's not. No, you can't do that. Also, I want to say, Goddess Phoenix is in town.

Yes. She's coming to New Year's Eve. Yes. She's in town.

And she's like, let me know if you want to do double sessions. I was like, girl, you do not have to.

I'm there. I'm there. So if anybody wants to get some sessions with Goddess Phoenix.

And that does bring up another shout out I have to give to our New Year's Eve party. Yes. Because New Year's Eve falls on a Saturday night this year.

Yes. We are going to party in Bonoboville and actually Goddess Phoenix is coming. You should come.

I totally want to come. I'm going to come. I want to come all the time. You're going to rule.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. We're going to also have Dom Porcelain here, Mistress Porcelain.

Yes. And Jacqueline Dumont. Jacqueline Dumont. Oh my God.

I belong here. And Goddess Phoenix. Absolutely. You have to be here.

Yeah. Okay. Ecore. Michael Bronx.

We're good for Daniela. Where is Ecore? Ecore is here. Ecore is a studio here.

Ecore. I see you. You can't hide. He's trying.

Yeah. You can run, but you can't hide. You can not.

We're always happy to see Ecore. We had Ecore at our Thanksgiving this year, as well as in. Oh.

Yeah. So I do Thanksgiving every year and offer it to anybody that may not be floating around. So we had these guys at our Thanksgiving.

Oh. It was a great Thanksgiving little, I mean, other than the incredibly inappropriately dressed part of it.

Oh, that's our favorite part. It was so awesome. We had this Asian girl that's never been to America. We had some really fun.

We had a mom there. We had all sorts of shit. It was great. We were so great.

Talk about a real Thanksgiving. Yo, it was real. It got really real. We had Spanxgiving.

So I'm sorry, but we kind of upped you there. No, Spanxgiving. We had Spanxgiving. And yeah.

Imagine at that house they had some Spanxgiving too. Well, let's just say it got really interesting. It's always Thanksgiving. Culver City.

It's always Thanksgiving. But I'm going to be here next year for Thanksgiving. It's always my birthday. You should be here for Spanxgiving.

It's always our Saturday night after Thanksgiving as we have Spanxgiving. And by the way, next week, I know most of you are going to be with your real families.

But here in Bonoboville, we are going to have Christmas Eve. And the first night of Hanukkah. And we're also going to celebrate Muhammad's birthday

and Buddha's birthday. I think there's some... Oh, the Hindu holidays. Pashu something with the Pajjibajibajibajib.

And yeah. Yeah. I mean, we don't expect anybody to actually be here. Let's fucking celebrate.

It's celebrate. It is. We're going to have some fun. Blessed be.

Blessed be. And then it's awards time. So we've got a lot going on here in Bonoboville. And we're just about out of time.

Oh, and speaking of awards, I am up for some Footnight Awards. Oh, yes. Yay.

So I'm actually up for the Lady Ice Queen Award, which I wanted to talk about because I feel so passionately about this topic. Talk now.

That Lady Ice Queen was a close friend. And I am up for the award of Lady Ice Queen for Footnight as well as... Oh, God.

What other ones? Come on, slave. Power... No, I'm not promoting that one, though.

Oh. The slave got it wrong. Oh, God. He's going to get his ass kicked.

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if you should kick the face. Anyways, if you go...

Okay. Yeah, top trampler. Gag him with your foot. And performer of the year.

There we go. Awesome. Congratulations. Yeah.

So a couple good ones. So we've got a lot of nom-nomes here. We got Jackie Blue. We got you, Madam Raven Ray.

We got winners all around. We're very excited. Where's the chicken dinner? Where's the chicken dinner?

Chicken dinner. Right. And we're just about out of time. I don't know if we can get that foot out of Smoky's mouth

to say goodbye. I don't think you can get them out of both of them. I love it. I don't blame them.

I'm kind of jealous. Really? I don't even like that. I don't even like that.

I think that's a good... That's goodbye ever. And I got a little dog. I think he is saying goodbye.

You're with me right here, Henry. From the bottom. Okay. You could probably...

Oh, look. He's doing a little feather fingering. Yeah. No, he's been trying to tickle me.

Right. Right. I have way too much control over my song. He doesn't even know what he's doing.

That just makes her step harder. That's cute. It just makes her step harder. You're in trouble later.

But that's cute. Oh, yeah. All right. So, I think we're going to say goodbye.

So, here we go. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. I love you.

We're going to eat your cake now, I guess. Yes, please. Yes. Yes.

We hope you sit in it and then we can lick it off. You're beautiful, but... Oh, God, I have a food fetish. Stop it.

You've stopped this. You've stopped this right now. Oh, yes. And let's see.

So, we find you on your site. Is it Madame Raven Ray? It's sexy with an I, Raven Ray R-A-E. So, sexyravenray.com.

Okay. And, of course... It's all my handles. Thank you, Danielle and Chef Ferry.

And we will find you here next week. And at New Year's. We will be here. Oh, yes.

And we'll be there. And we'll be there. Jackie is up for an award. Two awards.

Two awards. Two awards. Two awards. Two awards miss unique and...

Best Internet personality. Right. For the tears. The transgender awards.

Get it. And thank you Isabella for joining us. Thank you, Sir. And Smoky.

You want to say farewell to your adoring fans? Or you want to just keep the foot in your mouth? No, he's got his foot in his mouth. Wait, wait, wait.

Shhh. Have it a, have it a, have it a, what? Oh, that's so sweet. Oh, that's a bitch.

I've had a fetish. I've had a fetish. I almost was a bitch and said keep going, but I decided nice. What do you think Elvis was a foot fetishist?

He had a lot of fetishes. I have no doubt. He had a bunch of them. He was a freak.

I love him. Oh, he had so many. But, yeah, we are, we're excited about the holidays. You know, it's been a tough 2016.

A lot of, you know, fighting and anger. Father Saturn. And now, we're going to move into something else. We don't know what.

Hell yeah, 2017's going to fucking rock. Peace on earth. Peace on earth. Peace to 2016.

Pleasure for all. Pleasure for all. And orgasms for all. Yes, please.

And even though they don't... I'll take as many as I can get. Talk about hands-free orgasms on the doctors. At least they talk about orgasms in general.

And they support an orgasm a day, keeps the doctor away. So, you know... It's a muscle. It has to be worked.

We're here for you if you... Oh, absolutely. They work so hard. Oh, so you need an apple.

You need an apple while you're having an orgasm. Here's your mixer. Orgasm to the taste buds. Stop it!

You're feeding it to my food fetish again! Orgasm to the taste buds. Okay. So, Captain Max, any final words before we close out?

No. Just thank you for having us in your lovely home. And we'll see you soon. Yes, we will.

Be good and don't hurt anyone. And everything's gonna be all right. And thank you, Dom Khan. For bringing so many of us together.

Thank you, Dom Khan. In May? The Bonobo Way again in May. A different way.

Mr. Science is just gonna nominate me as a guest of honor. All right. For LA. You should be.

I would love that. I'm just something or other there. I'm a guest of... I don't know if it's honor or...

Well, you're amazing as hell. You're everything. With an emphasis on hell, right? Queen of all.

Yes. Queen of all. I am nominated for queen of all. Who dares to compete with me for such an honor.

Mr. Porcelain has invited me as a VIP guest and has asked me to be her slave during the... Oh, how lovely. She has asked her ceremony. To give you permission to come to my seminar.

How lovely. And, yeah, so we're excited about that. And we're gonna celebrate that mic of no effects birthday at the Sanctuary. Oh, right.

With goddess Soma. Is he gonna be there? Yes. Well, it's gonna be like mid-January.

Yes, please. That's what we're doing. Yes, please. Yeah.

So we're excited about that. We're more than excited. We're more than excited. So in the meantime, we want you to be good.

You know, whether you're a winner or a loser in any kind of race. Could we be naughty? You know, you could be naughty. But, you know, even if you're naughty, be nice.

Be good at it? Right. Don't hurt anybody unless they want to be hurt. You know, consensuality rules the day.

Try to be nice, especially to your enemies who don't usually want you to hurt them. For your friends, they enjoy a little pain, probably. Those are just fans. But your enemies, those are the ones where it's a challenge.

And that's where you gotta be bonobo. You gotta love thy enemies. Who said that? Somebody named Jesus?

Yes. Love, or Dionysus, probably, originally. But the bonobos say that. They turn enemies into friends by making love, not war.

By making peace through pleasure. So make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

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