26th Wedding Anniversary Bacchanalia

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, young lovers and old perverts, husbands and wives, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, or the great 26 in the sky, but one thing we still are, until the machines take over,

we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A? A woman. I want to welcome you to the 26th wedding anniversary of Prince Charming, Max, and me. And we are here, this is one of the few shows of the year when Max actually sits next to me on a chair and you always get to talk. You just usually like to be back there at the bar.

Right, this time you're all dressed up in the tuxedo that he wore for our actual wedding 26 years ago. There he is. Look at that handsome guy with the champagne getting drunk already so he can go through with the marriage. And yes, 26th wedding anniversary, one of the symbols is photographs. Okay, we are dancing. Are we showing photographs? We're showing photographs.

Oh, there's a photograph. And thank you, Harry Sapien, for moving the photographs along. Yes, cutting the cake. And by the way, my skirt, or whatever you call it, slip actually. This is a crinoline petticoat thing that I wore under my wedding dress. And Anna, thank you, Anna, for putting flowers all over it because roses are another symbol of the 26th wedding anniversary

as is Jade, very strange symbols, nothing like easy like silver, you know, last year. Anyway, we're trying. And so I want to give a hand to Anna and Miguel and Phoenix Dawn, helping to put together a beautiful womb room. Oh yeah, baby, decorate my womb room with jewelry. And we're very excited to be here at all, you know, being as old as we are. So, you know, I mean, and to, you know,

kind of speak up for marriage, right? Lawfully wedded. The thing is about love. Everybody falls in love, they fall out of love. There's new love, there's another love. When you're in love, you're in love. That's it. They're done. But there's different kinds of love. I have to say, I do have to say, you know, people can fall in love for a short while. Kind of stuff, right? This is

monogamish love, bonobo love between two people who spend their lives together, have sex, and keep it hot by having a lot of bonobo sapiens around us that we interact with, you know, erotically. And I don't know, it's not a formula that works for everybody, but it's worked for us and played for us all these years. So, you know, we still love being together. That's how we spent

our actual anniversary, which was two days ago, just in bed. Yes, indeed. And so, tonight, we are here with you. And we're very excited because, you know, much as we love to be together, no couple is an island. And, you know, you gotta have your peeps. You gotta have your community. I don't know about family. It's a little different. I mean, it depends. But you gotta

have your community. And so, I really just want to give a hand to everybody here before I introduce you all. But first, I want to give a toast to Captain Max, who steers this ship through stormy weather, you know, nothing to do with Trump there, although we have Trump right here. I've been keeping an eye on him for a while. Yes, yes. And that is Mr. Porcelain Midnight.

I did some CBT with some little bit of tape down. Yes, she taped him up with pink tape to match the roses. That might be much more than he deserves. By the way, that's a very famous penis. I want to tell you a little story about it. Okay. We were busted years ago, the LAPD. And anyway, there's a long story to it. Anyway, she takes the cops to court. Yeah. Legally

blonde. This little fucking blonde chick, right? Federal court, by the way. Yeah, federal court. Where you're not allowed to have cameras, which is why Trump wants to have his stormy stuff there. Yeah. And so she goes and finally the judge, the worst judge in the federal court says, young lady, you're lucky with all that glitter you had on that didn't shoot you. Case dismissed.

And so they threw the case out. Susan says, no, we'll fuck that. So she writes up a whole case against them and to the ninth district court of California. And the cops call and they go, all right, all right. We want to settle. We want to settle. In the courtroom, the police goes, what is this? It didn't have the Trump face. Yeah. It didn't have the Trump

face. It says, can you tell us, Ms. Block, what this is? And Susan says, Dr. Block, please. No, they didn't. They kept calling me Ms. Block. And I said, that is a phallically shaped pillow. And the jury just broke down. They couldn't take it anywhere. Four days of this nonsense. Okay. And she won the case. And I was a fugitive at the time in France

that cops knew that, not for anything bad just for publishing. And, and failure to appear. Yeah, and failure to appear. Fuck you. And so I worked the deal with the DA, this woman. And it's like no, they got this file like this on me. And where are you? I'm in France. You're a fugitive. Oh, I know. You know, hi, Mark. Yeah. So anyway, that's what that penis that penis really,

really did the case. And he did. Oh, yeah. I mean, but it's now become Trump because Trump is a big dick with a little penis. Oh, wait a minute. Do I? Yeah, would you like a penis? You could do things. He's got a gag in his mouth right now. It's actually also a penis. And devil horns. Okay. I just wanted to tell the story. You did. This pink penis. This is your

night. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's right. You can tell stories. No. You want to know more stories? Let me introduce a few people because they're talking already. Okay, so this is Professor Oni over here with the saxophone. Hi guys. And you know, he's a great bondage master and Shabari and Kenbaco bondage. But you seem like you are in bondage tonight to your saxophone.

I am kind of in bondage to my saxophone. Yes. Interestingly enough, this was made in 26 also, but 1926. So I like old things because I'm an old thing. When you say dirty old men, that's me. Okay, I said old pervert. Yeah, that's me. I wanted to be gender neutral. But I really, unfortunately, didn't have a lot of time, but I had to come up here and at least say hello and

congratulations. Okay, and you should play along with people talking. I will do that then. Well, we'll have to figure out how to make that happen. Do some noodle. I will get noodle. I'll 10, I'll pass this off and I'll start noodleing. Okay, okay. But I want to just one second come back to Mistress Porcelain since she was providing the puppet show with the Trump penis and just say,

I'm so excited to have Mistress Porcelain here. First of all, she was at our anniversary last year for the 25th. And she is just a very, very dynamic mistress and the head mistress of Midnight Manor down in San Diego. And she will be my co-judge at Domcon 2018, which is we're judging the pet show. So all you dogs, horny dogs and pussies. Lots of pussies.

Blowing over, tigers. And we'll judge you somehow. I mean, I'm usually not judgmental, but in this case, I guess we're going to be. So it's great to have you here. Thank you for having me again. Thank you. I love being on your show. Thank you. Our multiple Susie award winner. Thank you. And so you have your I want a Susie button. Thank you. And especially she gives the best

Bonobo way books bankings. Many other things as well, but I have a partial miss to that. Thank you. So, yes. Thank you. Welcome. Thank you so much. This is Porcelain. She's just such a lady. Thank you. And I now want to welcome Goddess Lilith. Thank you for having me again. Yes. Goddess Lilith was just here with us last week. And oh my Goddess Lilith.

She sort of took a while to simmer. But then, oh my Lord, we peed all over Trump last week is what we did. It was the dominatrixes against Donald Trump run by Mistress Tara. And Goddess Lilith was here for the first time and kind of quiet in the beginning. But then when Trump laid out, you just, whoa, you have, you have a lot of bladder strength. Yeah, I definitely had to go.

Yeah, I was great. I was waiting all night for that. And the nails, the way, oh, look at those nails. Well, welcome back, Lilith. She has sex with demons. Lilith is my little partner in crime. Okay, okay. We're very good friends. Her and I filmed, we did a lot of filming together. We just did some clips for sale and I want clips. And then she comes to session at my

dungeon at the Midnight Manor in San Diego. You know, we're the Evil Twins. We have an Evil Twins series that we're doing right now. Brings people together. Yes. Love and work and play. Can I get a drink from the bar? And drinks. That also brings people together. Okay, so. Please help someone else. If you feel free to blow, just blow away.

Yeah, look at Phoenix. Phoenix is my other groom just in case this one ditches me. She looks really hot in her little tuxedo outfit there. Yeah. And now we have Jack Friday. Look at him, all cowboyed out. Tidy ho there, partner. Yay. Well, thank you for having me. Well, I'm pleasured, for sure. As am I. We're co-pleasured.

Yes, absolutely. We had a good conversation about Desert Susan last time you're here and your service. Thank you very much. So, you know, thank you for that and I'm glad you're out and not the one responsible for dropping bombs on Syria right now. They wouldn't trust me if they didn't think that big. Drop bras, not bombs. Okay. And if you do, let's turn to you.

I did much more of the former in my service. You dropped bras? Yeah, a lot more bras. Okay. I was able to keep my gun from discharging inappropriately. All right. Well, that is good. Shoot the gun between your legs appropriately, consensually, of course, always. Yes. And here is Mistress Cara. Oh, my God.

Look at you. Look at this outfit. Excuse me. You gotta stand up a moment. I mean, wow. Look at the shoes. The shoes totally match the theme. And of course, you can never go wrong with basic black. And of course, your Facebook cannot shoot the upper squadron. No, it's okay. I mean, we can look. Whoa, you got some nipples, baby. Okay.

And Phoenix is already nibbling. And, you know, she's got this little tuxedo outfit. Can you stand up in your tuxedo outfit for a moment, please? Does she have a to-do list on your, it says to-do? To-do. Yeah, she's, you know, our lovely assistant. This is... How do I get on that to-do list? But, you know, you wish you could have an assistant like this.

And really, she's produced this show, you know, getting in touch with y'all and making everybody feel welcome. And she's just a hostess with the mostess. Yeah, Phoenix. And she is going to have to have a rematch with you. And I think that would be fun to watch some wrestling women, right? Naked wrestling women. Naked wrestling women. Yeah, hot ones. Yeah, sure. Okay.

Thought you'd like that. Are we gonna have to twist your arm? We're gonna... Max, don't think about it. Just say yes. Yes, yes. Yes, I would like that. What is in the middle of the floor? Is that a... Oh, it's a rose petal. Oh, thank you. Fake petal. Yes, yes. Here, we'll throw some more. You could cover her nipple up with that. No, we don't. Oh, no, no. Don't you dare.

So, right behind Phoenix is the lovely and amazingly talented songstress, Elena Reign. Good evening. Listen to that little high. That belies what a powerful singer she really is. You are amazing. And you've been here a couple of times. She was here at the Lupercalia where, you know, we celebrate the original Valentine's Day with lots of whacking.

Mm-hmm. It was an honor to be flogged while singing. Flogged and stripped and... Oh, God. Just torn apart. I think my ass is still red. Give her a little flourish there. Whoa. All right. That sounds steamy. Yeah, really. You guys should network. Yeah,

musical perverts. Let's collaborate. Yeah, you're putting together a burlesque show with singing and stripping and music. I am, yeah. I am for the Hollywood Fringe Festival and it's Sex Workers Outreach Projects. When is that going to be? Oh, I am there in the month. Sex Workers need our help right now. I mean, whether you're a sex worker or you're just, I mean,

we're all sex workers or sex players. And it's banned to advertise on the internet everywhere. But not in print. Advertise in our print media. Not in print. That's right. Are you going to have it this month or next month? It's going to be in June. It's going to be, there's five different shows. So if you want to follow, it's my Instagram's at elena, period,

r-a-y-n. And that's where I have the link. It's the Hollywood Fringe Festival. So if you look up that site, it's there as well. That's great. Yeah. All right. Well, you know, we've been talking about the horror of Cesta and Fosta and, you know, and how they're not at all to helping with stopping, trafficking. In fact, they make it worse as well as simply censor the whole

goddamn internet, you know. And that's ultimately what they want. And sex is always the first thing. Right. There's another problem. And then there's another problem. And people get very used to it. There's a problem. You've got to keep people from talking. Yes. Well, you can't let that happen. We can't let that happen. And we come from a time before the internet where people

actually talked to each other without the help of electronic devices. It is a possible thing. But these electronic devices are not private. We all should know that. But, you know, they've been kind of playing with us. Anyway, now they're censoring us in a big way. And they're harming sex workers as well as Johns and Jills and people that patronize sex workers that have to

meet them in the street. I mean, what the fuck? You know, that is just crazy and wrong. And, you know, it's all dangerous. It's all this this awfulness that these right wing, we've had a right wing coup in this country by religious people. But they're stepping on his balls. And we can we can we can talk about Trump and we can talk about all these people.

But the world right now is owned by about 12 families. Okay. We got to find out where they are. And we have to expose them because they're unfortunately where they are is they're using sex workers in private and being honest about any of it. They're stealing porn and they're there is an organization and I have it up on my website that is paying $25,000 to any sex worker

who's had sex with anybody in Washington, you know, whether they're lobbyists or their congress people. Congress people are the best. Somebody in the White House, perhaps, you know, tell your story. Me too, you know, it's time. It's time. All right. Wow. Speaking of time, Facebook cameras should not be showing Mistress Kara's crotch right now. It is

no, it's covered. But but we're going to just continue our introductions with your attention on myself. All right. Right along. We oh, but I do do want to just say thank you to Elena for doing this benefit because that is really, you know, what we all need to be doing. And I next want to introduce this lovely young couple by me. How are we doing today, guys? Oh,

good. You're the new one in town. This is Lexi Lore. We all remember her from last week. We have memories. And she just, you know, really wowed us. And we had to have it back. That's and she says, well, I'm going to bring my other boyfriend. You know, she was here with Eric John, who we love and have known for a long time. Another one of our favorite old perverts. Right.

And, you know, and then there's Lexi who was with him. And now explain the nature of your relationship here and what's going on. He doesn't look like the same guys last time. No, different guy. I'm much I'm a little bit younger, just a little bit. But the nature of our relationship. We were dating before she got into the porn business. And I carried on with her. I

thought it was a really good career choice. And she's actually become quite successful at it. She's really good at what she does. That is sex. That is sex. So when did you two get together? We actually got together almost a year ago. It'll be a year in a month. Oh, wow. That's a long time when you're 19. I mean, how old are you? I'm 22. You're 22. You're an old man

already. She's 19. She's not allowed to drink. I like him older. Yeah, I guess so. Much older and a little bit older. You should look over here, that young lady. Much older. Yeah, there you go. He's got the substance, so it's okay. Give yourself a flourish now. You know what they say about a man who's good at the sex. Yeah. He's good at the sex. Yeah.

There you go. Yeah. Right. Let's have sex. So Lexi, you are, you're, you know, busy girl. You really are. And you look, you know, kind of dressed up tonight. Last time you were in jeans and you had your sneakers on. You made Eric worked to get to see those tutsis. Yeah. I dressed up for you. Yeah. Oh, thank you, sweetie. You look beautiful. Oh, thank you.

Like a wedding cake, right? Well, are you guys ever going to get married? Okay. Absolutely. 100%. Okay. Marriage is always. I recommend it. I don't think it's for everybody actually. For some people, it sucks. There's no reason everybody needs to get married. It's kind of a fetish. You know, it's a thing. I 100% agree. It's a fetish for some people that

it works and they kind of make it work. And it works for us. It's good. It's good. What do you mean? It's good for 26 years. I say if they get married, they should do it on the show and I'll fish it out. Oh, yeah. Agree. Well, okay, hottest wedding ever. Second hottest wedding ever. Well, I am a universal life church minister, but I'm sure you are too.

We can both do it. We'll do it. There you go. I would be all. That's a good bonobo girl. All right. Mistress Porcelain, you are just you have to show us your outfit now. So I'm wearing Libetan's with some spies. And then I have on a beautiful dress, a dress Gucci Chanel, I don't know, and leather Gucci Chanel. Can you stand up please? Thank you.

Wow. Yeah. And a waist censure. Very nice. And of course, her buttons. I want a Suzy and democracy now. And of course, all of that awesome inside the dress. Yeah, well, well, thank you. Very, very nice. Very, very nice. And before I mean, I just want to kind of introduce some of the other people who are gathered around here. We have the gas mask girls

over there. And there's there they are looking gorgeous. Oh, yes. And look at this. Leticia, you look very nice here. Oh, my pleasure. We're going to see you tied up wearing your latex. Where's your math? Latinas working with gasmas girls.com. Okay. Oh, no pants. Okay. Okay. No pants. How's the Facebook camera? Okay.

No pants. No pants. No pants. But you know, she's got a little phone thing. No pants, but I'll ask. I'll ask. Oh, we like that. All right. And, and now I think he has to leave. Okay. I'm really sorry. Thank you for bringing me here. Have a wonderful rest of your fun. I'll watch it when I get home. Oh, and I'll probably touch myself. Yes, do that. No, I'll definitely touch myself. Yes,

watch it. Dr. Susan Block dot TV. And there's Danny Dawson up there. Hello, Danny Dawson. Yay. Look at her. And, and I see some other people, but there's lights in my eyes. Ron's hiding back there. Ron Jeremy. Oh my God. Here he is. Hello, Ron. Hi, Ron. Hi there, folks. Hi, Ron. I'm the mayor of Bonobo. Bill.

Mm hmm. Which entitles you to free lunches at the cafeteria and not kidding. Yeah. I think your t-shirt is inside out. Okay. Well, at least I like the pants are better than the green ones. Definitely. Yeah, the green ones. We need a mic. You should give those up. I'm not known for my fashion statements. The green

pants are more famous than you are. I've been a monkey for many years. So the Bonobos, I have no choice. That's right. Well, welcome back. And, and here you are. And who else is out there that wants to be introduced? So thank you, Ronnie. Tammy's out there. Tammy. She's always here for every anniversary. Oh, you're still here. She was another one that said she had to leave early. No,

I see that blonde hair back there. Looks a little like Tammy. Yeah. Who is that? Tammy. Oh, is that Tammy? Yeah. No, no, it's somebody else. It's a cute blonde back there. It looks like Tammy, but maybe somebody else. You should come over here, cute blonde. Whoever you are. Please come. Oh, hello. Wow. The cute. I know who you are. The Cutler. The Cutler. Wait, where's

your microphone here? Oh, could somebody give her, here you go. I was just, I just, you know, made a flash appearance because you saw my blonde head. Yeah. This is Christine Hepburn. You want to sit down on Trump's balls? Is that what you wanted to do? Who's, who's balls? Trump. Trump's balls. I would like to sit on Trump's balls. You want to sit on Trump's balls? Go right ahead.

Just looking at that. Ow. Yeah, I'm not feeling very charismatic, but that's okay. Oh, no, no, you're doing fine. How could anyone be charismatic on Trump's balls? Right? Look at these shoes. They're very charismatic. Yes, almost sort of, you know, I didn't think about it when I put them on. Yeah, it's very nice. Very vulva-ful, like. Right? I mean, or leaf-like, but also like a vulva,

because leaves are like vulvas also, right? They're also a comedian, right? Yeah. Right. That's what I thought. That's why I'm laughing. Yeah, yeah. She's a comedian and she's a Cutler. And a Cutler. She's a professional Cutler. Yeah, that's great. Could you come over and cuddle me? I like the combo. She makes you laugh and then cuddles you. That's good. Yeah. Lots of though. I love being

stroked. She's wearing cuddly material. Yeah, soft. It's soft. I love your dress. You look so beautiful when I came in. Congratulations on your anniversary. I was in awe when I saw it. You're beautiful. Really? How about him? He looks sharp. You look sharp. I like your tux jacket. I look what? Studly. Studly? I think also that you're in your tux in an understated way that allows

your woman to shine. Well, this is my old tux from when I got married. In your fetishistic marriage. Manly. I recently came a little pregnant. I made him put the flower here. I think that's a great touch. But otherwise it fits good. Yes. That's right. You look good, darling. All right. And I have flip pants just in case somebody squirts. And here is... I was

going to ask you what's going on with those pants. Lilith. Hello, Lilith. Lilith. We got Lilith next to Lilith here. We've got two Liliths. Would you like her? She's goddess, Lilith. Yeah. She's a goddess. Well, hello. I'm Lilith Lust. Very nice to meet you. I'm Lilith. Very big honor. Lilith Lust and goddess, Lilith. Yes. I do have one quick question. I'd like to make an announcement

about next month. Next month. With adult con. Adult con. Yes. Okay. Sure. I'm appearing at adult con next month, May 11th, 12th and 13th. All right then. But you can't go because you all have to go to Domcon. That's right. So I'm sorry. But I trump. I'm trumping even Trump here. I'm going to be teaching a class. So am I. So people have to show up. Oh, you've got to give me an

invitation. When is your class? I hope it's not the same time as mine. So my class is going to be Tuesday. It's an industry class. And we're going to be teaching about all the 2018 laws and how they affect your business as a pro-dom, a dungeon worker, sex worker. So we're going to be teaching all the laws and all the facts. Well, I'm going to be teaching the bonobo way

of. Oh, I'm not teaching anymore. I'm just tripping. I'm tripping. I'm here. Come under my dress and then be born. Look at this. Danielle Watts, brothers and sisters. I thought if I didn't write to you today, you would show up. Oh my God. Look who's here. Oh, you must be the live son. Oh, whoops. Okay. Knock off my hat. Hello, sir. How you doing? Oh, wow. I see you guys. Oh, hey.

Oh, hey, thank you for coming. Be live. Chef be live. And Danielle Watts are here and they're in kind of the appropriate colors. You know, and there's Christine, you know them. Oh, you're the son. And this is your son. You're over 18. 25. Okay. Good. Good. That's cool. That's cool. We like children only when they're over 18. Okay. Chef be live is one of the leaders of the raw food

movement. Absolutely. And she is just a great actress. She's a fucking actress. And she's an amazing actress. You've seen her on Django Unchained and Weeds. And on this show, God damn it. And she's also a Susie award winner. And so is be live. And they're the most Pinobo couple so far. And I got to get some more people in here, though. There's not enough people. And I see

Goddess Mepenze Barbie. Oh, baby. Come on. Because look at this outfit. I got to check out. No, no, look at this outfit. Oh, oh, oh, sweetheart. You are divine. And she's also the award winner for best missive. And look at that dress pink, the perfect color. Wow. And a baby little thing. Did you make your little harness? Oh, it's great. Nice. Love it. That's great.

We need to get you one. Oh, my God. Wow, you guys are just amazing looking. Whoa, and then Ecor is here. Of course, Ecor is here. Ecor is here. And he's into the green. I told you this. He's into the green. He's also a great actor and a rapper. And he's of the 26th anniversary are Jade and Rose. And he's got Jade going on. But he's a great actor.

And you can check him out on various things. And so who have I not introduced? There's the gas mask girls. There's Danny. And there's who's that? Oh, there's John Barrymore of the Barrymore family. John was your life Barrymore. Come forward, please. Take Shakespeare or something, please. Last time I saw John, he was eating cake off my boob. Oh, yeah. Give him a mic. Give him a mic,

please. Give him a mic. Oh, wow. I said my grandfather would have been so proud and he would have been too, believe me. Yes. Yes, he would have been. Your grandfather was a young lover and an old pervert. He did it all. Exactly. I was telling somebody about him. And I said, you know what? He's a member of the Douglas family. The Douglas. Well, I'm a little stone.

I get it. I'll ask a few times a week if I'm. Because he looks so much like Michael Douglas. And I always used to say, I've got my own famous relatives. I don't need him. Right. And then one of my Facebook friends with an ancestry.com account said, excuse me, but you and Mr. Douglas have a common Dutch ancestor. And my youngest daughter has

my grandfather had a clip, but she's got these old families. I always have these long stories. Yeah. Well, John, it's so good to have you here. It's always a pleasure to see our anniversaries and married for 26 years, but not too many people who stayed in love and in lust, baby. Love and lust can have one without the other with us. I mean,

you can actually, as long as you have an understanding that you can play around with it. Sex, cuddling, joking around, being a little kid, talking, talking, baby talk. Going bonobos. Stop being so fucking serious. Everybody's serious. Take care of each other. I'm in love with her. We first met on this, you know,

and then it's our anniversary show. And you know, you came to our anniversary two years ago, and that's where we met you. Absolutely. That's right. I think I was giggling and shaking just like I am right now. And dancing. And you were everywhere. You were all over the place. You were all over the place. And a lot more sense than. Oh, thank you. Well, it's been a great two

years. That's right. It is our anniversary. It's our anniversary. Yay. It's a bonobo way. The bonobo way. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. They are amazing people. Okay, so we live who and actually where's the magazine? Oh, yeah. This is all written up, but we're putting it together. It's almost done. It's almost done. It's almost done. Yeah, this is any most extraordinary magazine. And these

guys happen to be the stars of this particular one. But we're going to do magazines for every show. Really? Yes. Thank you. This is about. That's amazing. That's my ass. You can look at it and show it to the camera. Yeah, here's me as well. Show we can see it on. Anybody else I have not introduced. Hey, I got two Yalees over there. Yeah, but they're

are they incognito? They're incognito. Just say hi. Actually, one is a filmmaker. One is a filmmaker. A wonderful documentary not too long ago about, you know, the horrible things happening in Congo. And she's, you know, done a lot to bring awareness. And then there's this pervert. And then there's the pervert who's interviewed me. But he's actually a bestselling

author and psychologist. And they're both Yalees. And I think they met tonight. Yes. Right? Oh, wait a minute. She wants to share stories. Sure. Share a story. I want to hear about this. So the pervert you're talking about. We actually, we met years ago at a party at Yale. And the way that we met was that I was walking towards the door and I saw him and I just

spontaneously said, huh, yes. And put my arms out. And he was like hugs. And we hugged each other for a long embrace. What were you doing? You were also a Yale. I was visiting a friend of mine there. I was just visiting and like auditioning for their theater program. And so I just met him by chance at a party on a Saturday night. Oh, wow. Yeah. Well, we've

talked before. We've talked since then, but we stayed in touch. Not since that day. No, you haven't cuddled yet. Okay. But you brought us back together. We did. And by the way, he was speaking at a sex week at Yale. I used to speak at sex week at Yale when they had it. And Ron did a debate at sex week at Yale. He fell asleep right now. Right, Ron.

You did a debate, remember, with the church. She's a little old. It's okay. You're going to look pussy now. Actually, here's a song. Another musician. This is his. Can you play a little Lang Syne?

Oh, where's that Facebook camera? I did that on CNN once, actually. I did that on Anderson Cooper one time. He also plays the piano. He's not just a penis. He's a pianist. And violin. And you rap. Oh, I rapped on one song.

He wraps. I have a rap sheet. Okay, yes. And you've got some phone news. Christian Craves. Where? Kristen. Kristen Craves. Come on up here. Kristen is looking more beautiful than ever. No, she's not coming up here. Kristen? No, I'm not talking about the Yalees who are,

you know, trying to keep their Facebook profiles. You know, trying to keep Mark from censoring them. Trying to keep their jobs. Okay, Kristen, you were at my anniversary last year, and you look gorgeous. Can we say that you have about five minutes? Oh my God. Okay, so now we, so say hi. Hello. All right, so we've only got 10 minutes. So have we introduced everybody that

wants to be introduced without boobs in front of them? Okay, because we're about to have boobs. Circa. Hello, Circa. Come on. Say hello. What do you think? It's an amazing. Hello. It is such a pleasure to be back here. The bank is not done yet, but it's called. These are our back pages. It's called. You don't mind, right? Okay.

All right, so have we introduced everybody else? So a lot of the, yeah. Yeah, you got a page for your raw thing. Yeah, so I think what we really need to do is move the Facebook camera and free the nipple. Yeah. All right. Okay. We're gonna breathe it. No, don't leave. You have to stay and look at my nipples. You like my nipples. Why are we doing this at break? We're doing this before we leave. Okay. Before

the break. We're not at break yet. At break, we're gonna have, before we forget, we're gonna have tacos. Tacos. Homemade chicken tacos. Okay. Homemade with homemade salsa. And then at midnight. We're having pink tacos at midnight. Midnight. We're having sushi. Okay. We're having pink tacos. Oh, look who's standing up. Who's standing up? The guy. Oh, would you like to come

here, Professor? Come. Okay. Come on. Somebody else. Yeah. Come on. Say hello real quick because we have to. Oh, and come on. This is Dr. Scott Barry Kaufman, Yale PhD and working on a new book. Can see Kaufman hierarchy, like the Maslow hierarchy of, let's stop, of what? Of needs. Of needs. We're very excited to find out what our needs are. Needs. Where is sex on that level? Give him a

microphone. Somebody give him a microphone. Is there a microphone there? We've lost all our microphones. What are you doing? You see them as dildos? Come on. This is like this. He's got to keep disappearing. What kind of research did you do for your book? He's working on it now. He's written about creativity already. Best seller. Is there a microphone on? Has anyone

heard of Maslow's hierarchy of needs? Turn up his microphone. Excuse me. Turn up his microphone. Maslow's hierarchy of needs. You have to talk already. What do you want to know? There you go. What is your book about? What's the most basic need? Air? Safety. Safety. But I never have that. What I want to help you accomplish is exploration. Exploration. I think

we're going to accomplish that tonight. All right. Well, great. Well, this is your first time at this place. You've been on other places. Yeah, I've never been here before. What do you think? Well, thank you. Well, you can stay up on stage, but we're going to do a free the nipple now. Okay. So is everybody ready? How much time do we have, Mary? Take the Facebook camera away.

We have five minutes. We have five minutes. So now we need cameras. And it's optional. You don't have to free your nipple. But if you like, absolutely free your nipple. What do you mean, can I? Yes. Now there is no Facebook camera. Now we are. Join us next week when we free the ballsack. Let's just,

those who are freeing the nipple, get in the front row, please. And those who are freeing the nipple, if you're not freeing the nipple, sit back. I am not going to be. I know. You're sitting back. I'll be on top of you. It's okay. It's all right. Yes. Move forward if you're freeing the nipple. You can play harmonica a little bit. Okay. Well, there we go. I see man nipple. Oh, man nipple.

Give me the magazine. Man nips. All right. And nips. Okay. You could also free your butt too, if you want. Yeah, I see some butts being freed. Moon over Bonoboville. Here, why don't you come over here? Oh well, okay. Oh, yes. And freeing the nipple. Don't get in front of them. But move over here. Come on

over here this way, if you want to play. And yes. Oh, yes. Okay. Little people stand up. You know, show it off. Get her up. Somebody lift her. Lift her up. Lift up Lexi. Yes. Yes. Lift up Lexi. Yeah, Lexi Lore brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. We are celebrating. Get down, though. You're in front of me. Okay. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. That's right, sweetie. Just get right

between my legs right here. There you go. There you go. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, babies. Okay, we're celebrating our 26th wedding anniversary with freeing of nipples and butts and beliefs and feelings and just having a beautiful time in our Bonoboville. Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Drop bras, not bombs. Shoot the tomahawk missile between

your legs and fall in love if you can. And if you can't, well, lust is okay too. Lust is great as a matter of fact. Yeah, we love lust. Yeah, babies. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen? Amen. Don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back with more Bonoboville Wildness 26th anniversary. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way

inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure

with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, Bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you.

Is your inner Bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know, the pain and have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex? Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit

of that these days? So get the book, learn the Bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for Bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real Bonobos are highly endangered. So a portion of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild Bonobos from extinction, read the Bonobo way,

and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times and improve your love life. You're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Lovers and sinners, we are back at our 26th wedding anniversary, Bacchanal. Captain Max. Hello. And you, all of you beautiful people. I am just so impressed, you know. And you're

all my children. Oh, so nice. I feel like grandma. And this is a picture of Max and mostly my relatives and his brother. And don't they look like they're in the mafia, which is really very popular now with our current president, a bunch of Jews and Italians, right? And so, and I made them wear morning coats. And so, you know, I mean, I was into that little BDSM thing,

the tie around their necks. And then I let them wear the just regular tuxes. And he is still wearing his regular tux. His blazer. And I never returned it to the wedding. Something new. And this is all of us, a bunch of wedding party people. I just had everyone wear white. I just can't stand it when these bridesmaids say you have to wear this color. And we're all virgins anyway. So,

we're back. There we're doing the whole row. And we are celebrating in Bonoboville. And we don't have the Facebook cameras anymore. And Phoenix Dawn has got her hands full. I can see that she's in her tuxedo nitty booty shorts and dropping stuff already. Somebody's molesting her back there. Hey, sexual harassment going on. Okay, molester and molesty, please come forward.

Yes. Oh, beauties. That's Kristen Craves. You're so gorgeous. You've always been gorgeous, but you got gorgeous. She's so gorgeous. She got gorgeous. She's been at the gym, right? At the gym. Oh, I'm doing gym. Okay, so they're bringing a traditional drink, pink, of course, champagne. And yes, the label shall face us. You notice the label, darling?

That pink champagne. So we're going to pass this around. And is there anyone who has not been introduced? I feel as though I need to reintroduce Jezbel Sweet. Where is she now? She's right there. I know, she's very incognito tonight because last time you were here, you were like a blazing blonde kind of like Lexi Moore there and with a guitar. And here you are

a very dazzling, somewhat demure brunette. She's going to, yeah, in a little bit. But welcome back. Nice to be back. Thank you. Yay. And she played with the guy whose name I try to forget, Corey Feldman. We all try to forget. Oh, my God. I don't know if I want to get into that tonight. It's our anniversary. But it's, you know, she was one of the great angels, right? And on all kinds of other

tabloid stuff that we will not get into tonight at the moment until we start drinking. So toast to you, my captain. Yes, captain of my heart. Absolutely. You steer our ship of fools for love. Yes, you do. And you steer it well because I would be all over the ocean if not for you, darling. I love you so much, baby boy. Our microphones have kissed. And drink up. Okay.

So I've introduced everybody else. But now I think we should be serenaded, right? You want to be serenaded or you want to tell a story? No, I want to be serenaded right now. You do. Okay. I do want to tell more things later. Of course, darling. Okay. So now I have sitting next to me, the dazzling Elena Reigns, who is going to be doing a benefit for sex workers very shortly. And with Cesta Foster,

we need all of that. And she's an amazing singer who's been here a couple of times. And we're just so excited to have this nightingale. Where's your microphone? You people all need to be spanked for talking without your microphone. Don't worry, I'll get to it. She's got such a spankable bottom as well. And she is so good at helping us to be bad. And she's a burlesque dancer, singer, amazing

songwriter. And if she gets you into the mood for taking it off, do not hesitate and get off by all means. We will not stand on formalities this evening. We will go with the music, which be the food of love. And Max and I will be entertained. I'm turned on. All right. So before I begin, I'm just going to give a little disclaimer. So this is actually from the burlesque show that

I'm putting on the benefit. And it's about how sex workers are muses for their clients. That's sort of the theme of the show. So I'm a muse. I'm like a character in this. So this is kind of like a musical theatery song. So be prepared. Can you start it over again? Oh, start the music over. Quiet on the set. Wild there exists a phenomenon known as nyatni. Animals retain their

adorable infantile qualities well into adulthood. It's sort of a survival mechanism. In humans, we see this as well, especially in women. They use their natural assets to get what they need in this world. If you know what I mean, everybody dance with me. Feel free. Do your tea, through your tea. It's just an empty shell. Shift the gear to cruise control. Easy.

Pass. Let's skip the toll. Slip your tongue inside my throat. Forget the chocolate. Let's drop a roll. I'm in love with city life. I'm blinded by the pretty light. I look down so you can see the glitter on my gypsy eyes. I'm so tired of pickup lines and bad cologne and dollar signs. Plastic corn and fields added with greed and hate and pesticides. Stretch of highway oil shrine.

Run on top. Let's span up sky. Roboroe grocery line. What's for dinner? EBT. All I eat is industry. Taste infinity and let the words come pouring through your teeth. Through your teeth. Yeah. Hey. I know you like it when I call you daddy. I know you like it when I call you daddy, daddy, daddy. Starbucks is just not enough to fill me

up. When times are tough, simmer down. Just take a tough and breathe the par into your lungs. Mind is made of gooey stuff. Don't you know I like it rough. So build me up butter cut the only way out is up. The only way out. Sit on it. Get on it. I know you like it when I call. I mean, your wife basically pays you to sleep with her. So I don't get why this is any different.

On the Dr. Susan Block show. Awesome. How do tacos do it? That's a strip tease. Oh my god. They're what? No, we're not hungry. Well, is anybody hungry? Anybody want any tacos? Would you like a? It's an appetizer. A cock cake. Sushi later. Boob cake. We have cocks and boobs. We could also have a little wrestling. Well, we had the wrestling girls. Oh, wrestling.

Wrestling. I don't know if we have room. I don't know. You'd have to do it. Kind of you could do it. Like, can we handle a little wrestling in the middle of the room? Can we can we kind of make a move people and some people can get up there? Circle people. That was amazing. Beautiful. Thank you.

Singing so beautifully. Right. We are having entertainments. If you like, you could, you know, request anything you like. I'm watch the pipes down there. Watch the pipes. Danielle is meditating. Okay. Okay. Then just come here in front of me. Because they're going to be some wrestling.

There's going to be some wrestling right now. So it could be kind of intense. Okay. But they're going to get somewhat naked. So you could also, yeah. Acid. Wow. Look at this. Okay. We're on the show right now, folks. So don't talk to me unless you're on a microphone. I you have panties or is that a bra? Oh, that's a bra.

You're going to take the bra and give it to me. Is this a present? You take the bra off. Yeah. Don't talk unless you're on a microphone. Misty. I've got a bra now. Thank you very much. All right. This is what we're going on. Thank you. This is a gas mask. We have a

yes indeed here. You could sit over there while or I don't know. Leticia with this beauty over here. Well, there might not be room over there. You might have to sit over there. I don't know where you can sit unless Ron moves over. I love your piercing by the way. Okay. So now we have these two hot girls, one of whom is my assistance and

all right. And the wires. We should move the wires. So, you know, move the wires. Move the wires aside. Okay. Okay. And you can take off your clothes. There's no reason to keep your clothes on. I'll be right back. Okay. No, no, no, no, no. Not until the women can. Thank you.

Okay. So, we have now got a couple of wrestling women, strong, stormy women. Uh-oh. I'm losing my groom. I've just lost him. Okay. Sit up here. Up here. You have to warm Max's seat. There you go. I'll sit with you. You can be Max now. Okay. All right. Okay. So, we have wrestlers. These are Mistress Kara, who is a champion

woman wrestler. And Phoenix Dawn, who is certainly doing it for Bonoboville. She's representing Bonoboville, I guess. And Mistress Kara is representing herself quite well and quite forcefully. Wow. And toplessly. Oh, and she's spanking Phoenix's. That's true wrestling. Yeah, this is true wrestling. This is girl, girl, but you know, it's beautiful, like the Olympics.

Hello, Cole. Like a Greek thing. Except no censorship. You got a straw. You're wearing the right color even. Yes. Yes. Whoa. Bendy. Whoa. Okay. All right. Wow. Wow. That's sharp. We've got a whole wrestling ring around us here. That was amazing. Yeah, folks. Okay. You see if you can get her shorts off. I didn't mean napkins back then. They have buttons, so don't break them. Don't

break the shoulders. Sit on her face. Napkins. Don't break those shorts. They're nice. I might want to have, oh yeah, you're doing a good job. You're doing a good job. Phoenix has got her hand going on down there. Oh yeah, here we go. She's doing some action. Whoa. She goes, well, I didn't say take the panties off, but okay.

She did. It's not a really real rose. She did. And this is Phoenix Dodd, brothers and sisters, porn star, producer, and my lovely assistant. Nope. And this is Mistress Kara. I'm Mistress Kara. Maybe she's letting Phoenix get on top. I don't know. Oh my God. Phoenix is very persuasive and strong. Wow. I'm a little worried.

So that was, you're all, you're all okay, right? My brother was a wrestler. This is crazy. Wow. You ever did a wrestling match like this? Never. Okay, right. Have you, Lexi, been to a wrestling match like this? Pretty brat, okay. Careful you're going right into the seats here. I don't know who's winning. They're both doing so well. Okay. I think they both won.

Wow. Whoa. That was amazing. Okay. Okay. Well, I mean, yeah, we could do this all night and we will, but we want to do some other things. We're doing some other things, but that was fabulous. I think they need another hand. Mistress Kara and Phoenix Dodd. Yeah. We'll have you back. Yeah. Oh, wow. I mean, unless you could do it just totally naked.

Totally naked. Come on. Yes. With the great outfit. Yes. More bonobo. It's all good. It's all good. It's all good though. I think if bonobos had clothes like that, they would have a good time wearing them. I think it's okay. I think anyway. Yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Look at these beautiful women. Wow. Beautiful, strong women. These are wonder

women. These are the true, themocratic wonder women. Here, take a microphone. What do you think, Danielle? We know you're a thinker. These are the front lines of the new human evolution. This is so loving. So beautiful. The new humanity. This is it. Very strong. So let's be with it. Shall we? Let's be with it. Let's come with it. Yes. Together. Shall we come together with it?

Oh, there's some slapping going on. I don't know how to feel about that. Is that okay, you guys? Yeah. It's okay, Phoenix? Phoenix loves it. It's my girl. Okay. All right. I have to check this out. It's, you know, the age of, you have to be. Everything that happens is consensual. Well, per the law of attraction. That's a whole philosophical thing. I'm a whole

philosophical person. I know. I'm a troublemaker. You are, but I love you. And I love you, I should say, but oh, look at this choking, speaking of troublemaker. She stays alive. Yes, really. Thank you. Even the troublemaker agrees that it would be good. Okay, let's hear it again for Mistress Cara and Phoenix Dawn doing their encore. And let's, let's have a

nice song now. Let's have a love song. Can you guys just relax with each other and just relax in each other's arms, maybe? And we have to make room for a guitarist with a guitar who is now going to sing us a love song. And this would be Jezebel Sweet, who is really very sweet. And also very Jezebel. She's a... It's been a long time. And the whole Corey Feldman thing just adds spice.

Many lifetimes. I don't understand it myself, except it's kind of crazy. It's like he's the original fake news person. Can we have a microphone? Yeah, absolutely. No, I don't need one. We have our mic, but our girl needs a mic and perhaps someone could hold one for her. Yes, you don't need to hold your underwear, but you do need to hold a mic perhaps, right by her. Max, do you want to come

back? No, I'm going to smoke a joint. Oh my. Come on, sweetie. Come on back. I'll be back. I'll be back in a moment. You're going to interrupt the song? No, no. Well, then come on over. No, go ahead. Oh, go ahead. I can't argue with him. You know, that's marriage. You have to give up at a certain point. Okay. So, here comes Harry. Okay. Here comes Max. Max is going to... Are you coming from here?

Yeah? Yeah? Are you coming over here? Oh, no, he's watching. He wants to check it out. Come on, honey. Come on. This is going to be a nice love song. Oh, I'm here right here. Yeah, I know, but come over here. Where? Right here. We'll move her. No, no, no, no, no. Go, go, go. No, no, no, no. She should sit right here. Come on, sit right there. Sit right there. Let him see that you're

doing that. Please. Poor thing. She's... Because I heard it has something to do with love. It is your anniversary. Okay. Right, right. He got out for the lady. Scared. Scared somebody would crash into the stairs like the pole, you know? Okay, okay. Here we are. Okay. And this is Jezebel Sweet with her guitar. Brought to us by Ecor the Wolf who's out there

somewhere. Ecor right there. He's next to... Okay, so Jezebel Sweet live from Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Block Show, 26th wedding anniversary. Ended with the shade of you. Deep red rose lips, alabaster skin, slips onto his. And I could wear my bones away. Walking miles of ocean waves. But it doesn't really matter if I go or stay.

I'm living in a sunshine state. I don't know what to do with how in love I am with you. Paint us over and over. Violet and blue. Violet and blue. Blue moon. Ever wanted. Ever wanted was to dance for him again. Not perfect. Got fault lines. San Andreas right in the center of me. Cracks in the ground. Shaped just like you.

Got some hollywood bullshit. But you're the only thing that I want to do. Keep on. It's only that we're connected forever now. And sometimes I'm not sure how much more that I can take. But I can't help how much I love the night. As much as I want the dawn to break. Wanted. And all I ever wanted was to dance for him again. Wanna waste one second more. All the signs

pointing straight to my fate. I've ignored. And I've got a trouble brazen way of being. But really I just want to give you what you've given me. And I'd say you're worth the risk. But what even is it. There's no reason to resist. None of us will live through this. And I've gone this way. And I've come this far. Turning back. There is no fault within our stars.

Not turning back. I don't know what to do with how in love I am. Paint us over and over. Violet and blue. Violet and blue. He's all I ever wanted. I ever wanted was to dance for him again. Oh, Jessica. I'm from Bonoboville. I'm the doctor Susan Blackshaw on the 26th wedding anniversary. Fakina. That was what is the name of that song? Blue Moon. Blue Moon. Of course. Okay. Everybody

moon now. Turn up green. Turn up green. Moon time. That's it. Moon. Moon. Yeah, I like it back. Things are falling. Oh, she's using a vibrator. Well, come on forward and moon us please, Ms. Lexi. I need my rose. Lexi. Thank you. Okay. And here is Lexi Lore for the Blue Moon of Jezebel Sweet.

The Rose and Green 26th wedding anniversary. We're a mishmash of pastel colors. And another colors. And all kinds of people and stuff and what now. I think you should show us what you're doing with that vibrator and give us a little lesson of stuff. Whoa. Whoa, this is Lexi Lore and her toenails match the vibrator. This vibrator was provided by the adult

warehouse outlet, I think. Is that the one that was in the box? You know, Quentin Tarantino has a huge foot fetish. So, you all know that, right? It's been on TV. Yes. So, Quentin Tarantino so hard to be all over. Whoa. Ron Jeremy is all over that leg. Oh, yeah. Okay. Did you ever meet Ron Jeremy before? No. Oh, put a microphone. Huh? Is this the first time you have met the legendary

sex icon Ron Jeremy? You're the only one in the world that hasn't met him. Right. Well, now you have. I know, right? Everybody knows Ron. I was excited to know. Okay. And so has your boyfriend. Yes. I'm sorry. I'm a little distracted. Yeah, you are. You are. I'm enjoying the show very much. It's more than a show for you. She's in your lap. Wow. But we do have a show going on here.

This is great, you know, because this is the womb room, brothers and sisters. And this is Lexi Lore's womb of great lore. Yes. We need to learn how to use these, though. Some of us women, yeah, some of us women at home don't know how to use it. You know, I find that if the man says it's okay, and they're good with it, the woman just finds her way with the vibrator. It's key

for the partner to not be like, oh, you're using a machine. And I understand about the whole machine thing, you know, because I'm freaked out by the machines all over the place. But this happens to be a very sex positive machine. And certainly when you're in a hurry, no, I mean when you need to come when you're a woman, it's just great. And the penis can go in there. See,

there's this whole hole there. The best thing about a vibrator is mostly it's good on the outside. The vibrators that go on the inside, they're okay. But they're not what it's all about. What it's all about is clitoral vibrations, just buzzing us. Maybe it's because we are of the machine age. And unlike our distant ancestors who could do it with leaves, you know, and twigs,

and each other, you know, but they did use leaves and twigs. It's not like sex toys or something new. Because bonobos use sex toys. We all use sex toys. Dogs, you know, everybody rubs themselves with things. And, you know, sometimes with your own species. Really nice. But yeah, vibrators, they kind of don't exist in nature unless you're talking about stuffing

a hummingbird in your pants. And in that case, that would be animal cruelty. So no. There is such a thing. I've been getting into this because we're doing this magazine and there's actually something about that. Nature and vibrations. But, you know, it is a wonderful thing to have these inventions that are so... This one is pretty much

not making much sound. It's pretty still. Let's hear it. Oh, it's working. I know. But it's not like your Hitachi, which goes, brrrrrr, like a tractor, or it's like a Harley coming into town. Yes, that Harley. That's called the black and decker pecker wrecker. Yes, indeed.

Actually, most sex therapists say, don't use a dildo or do a vibrator every night. Some guys get one more or two and they put them at the same time and want to do those more vibrators.

And they say the guys can't compete. So you got to ease up a little bit. Well, this is the Ron Jeremy. Ease up on the use of the vibrator.

I'd say don't. Oh, yeah, man. That's it. And you know, you guys, you're all asking us

to ease up on the use of a vibrator, but we like using vibrators. So, you know, we all got to ease up on each other. I say use a vibrator as much as you need to.

Well, thank you. But one thing you have to do is you have to take the microphone and make it Jewish. Oops.

Took the foreskin off. Yes, you did. What that sound. Well, what that sound,

that is somebody doing some sort of a transitional music thing. Oh, I have a statement. Dr. Block, I have a statement about vibrators. Okay, well, what I'd like to do though,

before we talk too much, is have some more music. Am I okay with that? And then we'll have some cake and we can talk some more.

But right now, I would like to introduce the man who needs no introduction because he is the wolf of Bonoboville. And it's all over his shirt.

And here he is with his shirt. And happy anniversary to my daughter. Thank you. This is Ecor, the wolf, just in case you just tuned in.

Yes, he has said Bonoboville. You did. Another accomplished actor. I think I've seen you in this shirt all night and it's good.

Can somebody help me get his shirt off? Can anybody help? Can anybody help me get his shirt off? You want to help me get his shirt off, please?

Well, you're doing a good job actually. Okay. All right, so I think there's a lot of bad girls at our anniversary tonight.

Man, there's a whole bunch of bad girls here tonight. Now, I don't know if we're going to kick the guitar. She bad. Maybe she moved the guitar.

You stay here but move the guitar. Yeah. Y'all can get up and dance if y'all want to as well. With my gas, man.

They said they want to get live. Yeah. There's some bad girls here. Oh, she bad.

Yeah. Let me hear anybody say she bad. She bad. She bad.

Give me some volume. Yeah. Luka she. Look, look, look, look.

Look, look, lLooking. Come on. Yeah, look how she make it pain. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah gas mask and up. Uh, look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Turn it up, A. She got me watching, lightweight, stalking, but in a smooth way, she made me say, damn, thick, like jam, 10-time down piece, added up silver dollar,

made me holler. What up, though, just to make my presence known, I'm a wolf off from and now I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing.

Shake that thing, make it bang. The whole room shake from the ass, quake, damn. Baby, you got that pop, that steal the show. Everybody on the floor, dudes be taking it,

while she shaking it, back that thing up, like, eep, eep. She bad, look how she shake that thing. Come on, let me hear y'all say, uh, what? She bad, y'all, she bad, what?

Yeah, uh, can't hear y'all, what, what, what? Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, gas mask, y'all can go bang. Everybody stop, look at gas mask, y'all pop, that thing, bang, got them, ready to spare some dope?

Oh, we up in Renovo, yeah, they showing me love, dub after dub, with a pretty lat dance, clapped hands with a man I don't even know, but this night the show, that deal, she ill.

She tell to keep your bills and chaff on, hold on real tight through these styles, and ride this thrill, I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me, let me have it, no static,

for baddest, one in the club, right here, yes, sir. I ain't lying, I ain't fine, stay, got it like that, she bad, look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it up, yeah, that girl can go, come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang, yeah, that girl can go.

Don't stop, cause you got me turnt by the way you pop, and the way you pop, they got me hustle, don't, don't, come on, go work that party, work that party, make sure you don't hurt nobody,

cause anybody wants to do through your thing, shake that thing, make it bang, bang, bang. I'm so mesmerized, so hypnotized, by the way she shake her ass and thighs, gave me a ride,

so I had to buy more rounds, she put it down, but she can't be off all night this shit, she bad. She the bomb, yes, she dying, oh my. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it up, yeah, that girl can go, Jews be taking it while she shaking it, back that thing, like, she bad.

Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low, yeah, that girl can go, look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that ring and go, uh, yeah, uh, she bad. Yeah, that block, she bad.

Yeah, uh, she bad, uh, yeah, then she, she bad. Uh, uh, she bad, yeah, uh, yeah, look at it, uh, like, she bad. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Whoo! Look how she drop it low, yeah, that girl can go, uh, look how she shake that thing,

look how she move that thing, look how she make it bang. Gas mask, girl can go, she bad, yeah, uh, she bad. Gas mask, girl, she bad.

Gas mask, girl, she bad. The later rain is also very bad. Yeah, I mean the rain, man, I'd like to talk to you. Yeah, have you ever seen Max?

Yes, indeed live from Bonoboville equal to wall Oh, wow That's what I call wedding anniversary Yes, indeed young love and old pervert

Love it. Whoo-hoo. Let's hear it for Lexi Lore And here comes the cake Darling here's a dick

You get the titties Okay, and do we get some candles candles? Oh, we gotta take it back We need candles, you know

Say bonobo bill bonobo bill Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, happy anniversary Yeah, I think we're getting happy anniversary get up in that candle fuck stick

Fuck Stick Oh, yeah, and stick and cop the leg don't cop the leg Then cop the leg this stick. Yeah

Young love, hot pour. Yeah, give it to like she want it. Oh, give it to like she want it She won't she won't give it to like she won't it She won't she won't yeah, he give it to her like she won't it Yeah, she won't it pop that thing come on boy

Okay, so Sounds like we don't have candles. No I'm already lit. Okay, so you know what we're gonna do we're gonna Start eating the cake, you know, I mean

Back Can you let Phoenix come through please? Please everybody let Phoenix come through What's going on here? And where's my still cameras? I don't see very many still cameras

And huh, okay, and we have a still camera over here, and Let's just put one in the tit Look at yourself We're gonna blow

Put your lips together I'll give your dick a blow job. You give my titties a nice Happy anniversary to us Oh

Okay. So now I have cake in my hands. Feel so good to me. Oh, and who wants a splash? Give it to us. Okay, come on up here.

Yeah, you have to take off your outfit. Someone should help with that. I have cake on my finger because it feels so good.

Yeah, keep coming for the camera. What are you doing so good? What are you doing? So it comes off of my finger. Okay.

Come. Yeah, we see more naked women getting naked. Oh, beautiful.

Drill. Okay. Oh, it's hot up in here. It's hot up in here tonight.

It's not going to work. Yeah. Everybody turns on. Everybody turns on.

Everybody turns on. Let me hear you say I'm turned on. I'm turned on. I'm turned on.

If you turned on in the building tonight. I'm turned on. I'm turned on.

I'm freaking. I'm keeping. I'm freaking. I'm freaking live.

We from the nine. That's not. Put another one on. Two minutes.

Have to see you have to minutes are time. Two minutes. All right.

Cowboy. Yeah, you got to sweat on his back. OK. I'm going to sit on down and give you my tits.

Can you send that to the bar and watch out? OK. But we're going to have it in the end picture. So don't cut it up yet.

Don't cut it up. That's what he said. OK, so where are we? Oh, yeah, we got these.

Let's do these. So where are a bunch of these? We have how do these work? How do these work?

Who knows? Where's Phoenix? Phoenix, Phoenix. I can't see Phoenix.

Here you are. You have to give us a lesson in how to use. No, no, no. Let her back on here.

Don't imprison her. OK, here you go. So how do these work? Who knows?

Watch out. Who says I do? OK, so come on back here. I'm not going to just have you do it over there.

You have to come back here. All right. OK, what are you doing? Come on.

Come on over here. Not yet. Don't do it yet. No, no, don't.

OK, so move over here. Over here. Over here. Over here.

Over here. And whoops. And here, you hold that. OK, so it's been a great anniversary.

26th wedding anniversary of Dr. Suzy and Max and Bonobo Mills. Make like Bonobos, not baboons. Let's set them off. Well, make love, not war.

Really, not even on Syria. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you.

I love you. All right. Now we're going to do a group picture. Need to talk with someone about something

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