Leap Night in Bonoboville

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I want to welcome you to the Love Church, the Bonobo Way here in the village of Bonoboville. Oh my God, yes indeed. Tonight, we're having coronas. Well, because, you know, with this coronavirus thing going around, right?

I mean, we got to make something clear. Don't blame the beer, okay? Yeah, seriously. There is a report that over 38% of Americans won't buy corona beer.

And I don't know what the percentage of them is because they, but it's a large percentage that they think it's got the coronavirus. I'll buy corona. Right?

And not that I have any affection for Anheuser-Busch, you know, I don't care. But it's kind of crazy. It's kind of, it's kind of crazy. And I understand the crazy because, you know, I feel a little crazy too, right?

I mean, nobody quite knows what to do, right? And with the Marmalade maniac solution to call it a hoax. Oh yeah, a hoax baby. I've got to give him a smack.

I've got to give him a smack for calling this a hoax because, you know, this is serious stuff. And he shouldn't be calling it a hoax. And he tried to explain it away. Don't you try to protect your balls with your Make America Great Again crap.

You presidents, you stilly, stupid, incompetent presidents. And this is serious stuff, you know. Not that it isn't all serious putting children in cages and harming people and making Rush Limbaugh the medal of freedom winner.

But this is really putting people at lives at risk. I mean, somebody died today. Of course it's on the West Coast so he doesn't care. But people are getting sick and dying.

It is not a hoax but he calls everything that he basically doesn't like a hoax. Stay gagged. You're under gag order. He'll also say fake, right? Well, fake, you know what?

A lot of things are fake these days. I got to, you know, agree with him about that. But this is not fake, this coronavirus. I don't think so, right?

I don't know anybody that has it. And by the way, what you hear in my voice is sinusitis, okay? Which makes me susceptible but I don't have it, I don't think. Anyway, everyone has to act like they might have it, I think.

And everyone has to act like they might get it because it's like that. So, you know, it's not a hoax. It's happening. And putting the prayerful pence in charge. Praying to mommy.

That's his wife. That he doesn't get blamed for this shit, you know? I mean, actually, he might know something about being in quarantine because I mean, he's not allowed to be near any woman besides his wife

or not allowed to have dinner with them or something like that. Right. So, yeah. Nobody knows what to do except wash your hands.

Everybody wash their hands 50 times a day. Like 50 times at once. You're supposed to wash, wash. Why not?

Why not? Washing of hands. We're going to all have chapped hands. I was just thinking that.

And then there's the masks, which we're not supposed to get a lot of. These are okay because these are not the really effective ones. That's why it's okay to get these.

You know, we're not supposed to get the effective ones because those are just for the first responders. I don't know. And really sick people who are on ventilators.

But, yeah, you're not supposed to wear the good ones unless you're a member of the, you know, the Politburo, I guess. So we have these, which are basically almost useless. But kind of sexy, you know, in that,

ooh, what's behind that mask? Look, yeah, it is kind of sexy. Yeah. Right?

And hides your, you know, lip wrinkles. So, anyway. And then there's gas mask chic, right? See?

This is from Gas Mask Girl. And I was very prescient. I was like a fortune teller. I gave them the award for most timely fetish.

Whoa. You predicted the future? I did. I wish I didn't.

I really wish I didn't predict this future. No, you're a genius now. Well, don't use that word. Presidents use that about himself.

So I don't want to be that kind of genius. But yeah, I did. I knew that these would be coming. I just didn't know that they would be coming so quickly.

Into fashion. And of course, yeah, these are kind of old World War I things. But, you know, they're similar. People have to have goggles on.

And it's, I don't know. Crazy. That's all I can say. It's kind of, you could say anything is sexy.

People develop fetishes for everything. I mean, and in fact, Gas Mask Girl, of course, caters to the gas mask fetish. So some people are into it.

So great, you guys. I definitely developed the fetish for a surgical mask when I lived in Japan. There you go.

Yeah. Well, now they have to all wear it, you know. They were wearing it before. They were pretty much all wear it in Japan anyway.

Yeah, because of the pollution. Right? The pollution. So how about those hazmat suits?

Speaking of sexy. Let's see. Here you go. This is an ad max made.

Sexy. Sexy. Put the Facebook camera on that. Let's show the hazmat ad.

Got cabin fever. We can help. Call us, you know, as long as you get a phone into that hazmat suit.

I mean, they're kind of like parachutes with arms and legs and a, you know, a space helmet. And here's the thing is anybody can be sexy

in a hazmat suit. Anybody. Because you can't see the person. So, you know, it doesn't matter what you look like.

You don't have to worry about your looks. Everybody's all like, oh, people are so looks oriented. Well, guess what? We're going to be in these suits.

Hazmat is sexy. And then nobody can be looks oriented. But they all have those. So, in fact, I'm not sure there's humans

in those suits. You know, I am really not sure. I look at those suits and I wonder if it would be a bonobo, you know,

or a common chip. Or an orangutan. They're pretty smart. They can stand up and run around like that.

But, you know, it's a little scary because of many reasons. But one is, like, touch. Now, we're not supposed to touch each other.

And I understand that. And we shouldn't. And you wonder how long are we not supposed to touch each other?

And how will that affect us? Because we thrive on touch. And Lord and Lady knows that our society shies away from touch already.

I mean, we've got all these rules against touch. And some of them, you know, I sympathize with. And some of them just keep us separate. But now we're really going to be separate.

So, I don't know. Hopefully we won't go insane. We always have phone sex. Right?

It's very sexy and safe. And webcam and sexting. I think those are going to get even bigger than they are. Which is already big.

My prediction. So, meanwhile, got to talk about politics. Sunshine always cringes at this part. I know.

And this is sort of an unhappy part. I mean, I'm happy, but I'm unhappy. You know, Joe Biden. Sorry.

I think I need some corona. He won South Carolina. Okay. Good for you, Joe.

But Bernie is still the Democratic front-runner. Yay. But you know, he's being gang bang. And not in a consensual way.

I mean, he takes it well. But it's more like a gang rape from the DNC, the media, the other candidates. Hey, you know, I am blue no matter who.

Right? I really am. Here I am. I've got my Bernie thing, but it's covering the cock for the sake of Facebook.

But it's also blue. So I could, you know, I could vote for any of them, really. Whoever's running Joe, Liz, Pete, Mike, or a fucking fire hydrant. I will vote for them over the Trumpus, you know.

But please, let's play fair. Hey, you know, a constituency that loves Bernie, that's really for Bernie. An interesting constituency. Porn stars.

Yeah. Yeah. Porn stars feel the burn, says the Daily Beast, actually. And it makes sense because Bernie is an original sponsor of the Safe Sex Workers Study Act.

And he has supported sex work decriminalization for a while. But before Liz jumped on that bandwagon, although we root for everybody to jump on the bandwagon, Liz, welcome. Kamala Harris, welcome.

You know, but even though you put away back page guys and a lot of, you know, sex workers. But, you know, welcome to the team to support the decriminalization of sex work. It's really a team that we should all be on. And you all voted in favor of Cesta Fosta back in 2018.

Almost everybody voted for this stupid bill. And of course, the John-in-Chief, despite conducting affairs with and paying for the silence of porn stars, he signed it, you know, him and his mushroom pee-pee, right? And he stands behind a Republican Party platform that has branded porn as a public health crisis.

That's right. Coronavirus is a hoax and porn is the public health crisis. I mean, that's what the Trumpists basically is saying. And, yeah, so this is why we're blue no matter who.

And I'm for Bernie, you know. I'm voting for Bernie in the primary, coming up, California. And I love Bernie. Liz is okay, a little too faced, but she's cool.

Bloomberg, I don't know. That would be tough, but, you know, he's not Trump. And Biden, you know, okay, he was the veep for Obama. But anyway, oh, and I forgot Mayor Buttplug.

I mean, Mayo Pete, yeah. I mean, he's okay. Okay, but Trump, he loves when the preachers lay hands on him. He's such a hypocrite.

But I gotta give credit where credit is due. And I'm gonna do that. And it pains me a little bit because, you know, Trump is so bad on all the levels. But when they're good, you gotta give him credit, you know.

Nobody's all bad. And at long last, the American occupation of Afghanistan, the perma war, is ending. At least that's what he says. We'll see.

I don't know if he's gonna just move the troops from Kabul to Kandahar. But if we can take him at his word, which of course we never can, but maybe this time, then at long last, after 18 years of occupation and perma war, billions of dollars wasted, thousands of lives lost and accomplishing, like, nothing.

I don't know. I guess we're gonna go. I mean, America's leaving this graveyard of empires. They had that reputation for a long time, but finally we're leaving.

And you know, what does that have to do with sex? Well, make love, not war. I gotta give credit even to Trump if he's gonna stop a war. And because war is the opposite of sex.

Sanitose is the opposite of Eros. And you know, that's the bonobo way. Make love, not war. Peace through pleasure.

And it's a good move. So I gotta give you credit for that. But bad news, okay? Right-wing Trump-supporting billionaires are buying Twitter.

Twitter. Yikes! I know. That's really frightening. And they're getting rid of Jack Dorsey, who's always kind of right-wing himself,

but not that right-wing, you know? And also, Twitter lets you put naked people on, you know? Yeah, and now you can't. I mean, not yet, not yet.

Actually, maybe who knows. It'll be the libertarian wing of Trump supporters that are buying it. Anyway, some fun news if you're tuned in live. Are you tuned in live?

Live! If so, it's Leap Day! Actually, Leap Night, because it's nighttime. The night of February 29th.

Only if you're tuned in live is this the case. And only once in four years does this occur. And it's added to the Gregorian calendar, but I think they had it back in the Julian calendar days.

In leap years, because the Earth actually does not orbit around the sun in precisely 365 days. You didn't know I was such a nerd, did you? Well, more like 365.25.

That's right. So, we got to get that 366 day once every four years. So, it's a special day. I mean, they say you're supposed to do things you don't normally do.

I mean, if you're born on Leap Day, supposedly you're younger than everybody else, because you only count once every four years, getting older. I don't know how that works.

But Leap Day is also the day. This is the special part. When women can propose to men. Yeah.

Yeah, baby. We give it you to read. I got a list. Right.

So, it's also sometimes called Sadie Hawkins Day. And we have the Little Abner comic. Can we show the Little Abner comic to the Facebook crowd? Anybody on the Facebook camera can show that.

And yeah, there's Daisy May, who was so hot. And she's chasing down Little Abner, who's also hot, but maybe a little gay, you know, or bisexual, but mainly gay. But anyway, he's running away from Daisy May.

But Daisy May is after him. And actually, this is a very old Irish tradition, which is why I'm getting ready for St. Patrick's Day early. Do we have the old Irish banner up there to show a day,

dating back to the 5th century, where women could propose marriage? Leap year is come, oh joy. There's no escaping, my boy. Come off your perch, don't tarry.

This is the time for us to marry. And see, she's all green, like a good Irish lassie. And he's like hiding, he looks very small. Yeah, it's also called Bachelor's Day, or St. Bridget's Complaint.

Apparently St. Bridget complained to St. Patrick that women had to wait too long for men to propose marriage. Or kiss them, or ask them to dance, or have sex, or something. So St. Patrick's Solution was to give the ladies a special day

every four years, you know, when they could propose marriage. Now, I mean, that's not exactly the ERA amendment. I know, it's really kind of constricted. But hey, here's the good news, there are benefits, okay?

And if the man refuses, this is where the good stuff comes in. He has to pay her money, alright? So talk about sex work, or as the case may be asex work, or no sex. If you want to pay me, I won't make you marry me and have sex with me.

It's basically what it comes down to. Or the man can give her a dress, you know, maybe to take the place of a wedding gown. Or give her 12 pairs of gloves to cover up the fact that the poor girl doesn't have a ring. So, I mean, the gloves are cool, the dress, okay, but you might not have my taste.

I like the money, right? I think the money's a good idea. And it, you know, that way we could spend it on gloves, or a ring, or whatever. And I want to say that I have a personal experience with this. Because in a way, I proposed marriage to Captain Max.

Isn't that right, Captain Max? That's correct. I did. It was kind of not on leap day or leap night. But it was in a leap year, which was 1992.

And, well, to be quite factual, it was my mom that proposed the idea of marriage, really. Basically, after she met Max, and she really liked him, and she started, well, he had started living with me. Here he is. Let's see, we did get married. And, yeah, he had started living with me, and then we went back to Philly for a family occasion.

And then she called me up and she said, so, when are you two going to get married? I have to reserve the synagogue. So I told Max, my mom wants to know when we're getting married. She has to reserve the synagogue.

And he said, yes. So it was kind of like a marriage proposal, you know. Because if he didn't say, yes, he was going to have to give you a lot of money. Yes, I realize that now.

I did not know. I was broke at the time. And he was really broke. I had just been fired from my newspaper.

Big support job, although you got some severance or something. What did I get? You got something. I got a dowry.

A dowry? You brought us Marilyn. You brought Marilyn into the marriage, right? Our patron saint.

Anyway, we did get married. And I think that was as close to a marriage proposal as we got. So, yeah. Yeah, I can totally relate to leap day, leap night, and the whole thing.

So I think, ladies, that we should take advantage of it. And at the very least, you know, the guys are supposed to give us some money. Doesn't say how much. Can I read my list?

Okay, so Sunshine, my lovely show assistant and associate producer of the Dr. Susan Block show. Upon hearing about the deal for leap day came up with a list of men she'd like to propose marriage to. And if you don't want to say yes, it's okay. Just give me money, right?

Right. You could give her a dress. Or gloves, but I prefer the money. So I want to start off.

I listed every guy here in Bonoboville. I'm proposing marriage. Oh, my God. If you want to say no, it's fine.

Just give me money. Wait, you're not supposed to start up serious relationships with guys right in Bonoboville. It's against policy. You can have sex with them, but getting married means you have to leave.

If you want to get married, I wrote your name down here. Oh, God. Harry. Harry.

Stu. Miguel, Max. It's okay. You guys already have someone.

It's okay. So just give me money. And Chris, Abe, Mark, Gideon, Howard, the photographers, Joelle. Okay.

Everybody, every guy here, it sounds like. Well, yeah. I said every guy in Bonoboville. If you don't want to get married, it's okay.

Just give me money. It's okay. Just give me money. And then also I wrote a list of all the celebrities I ever had a crush on, like starting from

like zero years old, you know? Okay. Okay. So the very first one, when I was three years old and I watched the Labyrinth, I had a big

crush on the Goblin King, David Bowie. He's no longer with us. So it's okay. His wife can't just send me money, you know?

And, oh, when I was a teenager, you might, when I was a teenager, my biggest crush was Dennis Rodman because he's so weird. Oh, yeah. He's weird.

I always like weird guys. He's good at makeup and all the hair. All the hair. Yeah, exactly tattoos.

Big thing. Okay. So then when I was an adult, the whole reason why I moved to LA and I started taking classes at Groundlings and everything, my biggest inspiration for comedy.

I love so much. Pee Wee Herman, will you please marry me? Pee Wee. I did kind of marry Pee Wee.

But I think Pee Wee doesn't really like girls and that's okay. He can just give me money. He can give you money. Yeah.

He might have good taste in a dress. I would take a dress from Pee Wee. Okay. If Pee Wee wants to buy me a dress, I'll take a dress.

So then also criminal minds. The guy that plays Spencer Reed, he's like the nerdy genius guy. It's not funny. He's cute.

In the real people world. This is quite a list. No, no, the list keeps going and going. I won't be able to get through it all.

I know the show is not that long. But in the real people world, his name is Matthew Gray Gubbler. If you want to get married, I'm here. But I heard that in the real people world, he's getting married.

So that's okay. He can just give me money. And then the whole reason why I started watching The Walking Dead is because I have a really big crush on Glenn.

And then he got together with Maggie. And so then my heart was broken. But then everybody started telling me, oh, you look just like Maggie on The Walking Dead.

So I was like, oh, I have a chance. You know? Glenn who is here. No, not Glenn.

On The Walking Dead. Oh, the Walking Dead, Glenn. He wasn't here. Yeah, the show The Walking Dead.

You are money. And the real people world, his name is Steven Yen. And I heard he got married in the real people world too. And that's fine.

He can just give me money. And then last but not least, I was just watching Stand Up. Pete Davidson from SNL is pretty cute. Oh, yeah.

He's got a lot of exes. Yeah, I know. But they're rich. I don't think they need his money.

I don't think he wants me either. So he can just give me money. Right. But yeah.

So okay. It's a long list. But you can just give me money. Or gloves.

No, I want money. I want money. I want money. Or in Illinois, you could arrest them.

Oh. There's a law that on February 29th, any woman can arrest a guy. And he has to pay $4 to escape.

If he won't marry you? Okay. I mean, I don't know about the marriage part. I think they got rid of that.

She just arrests him. But if he pays her $4, he can leave. Everybody give me $4. I think my story about proposing marriage to Max was more romantic.

Anyway, we're going to talk more about leap day with our guests. But I want to make one final announcement, which is yay, Domcon. I'm going to be mistress of ceremonies.

Domcon 2020. No. Make your reservations now at the Hilton Hotel. May 6th through 10th.

Or I whack you. Or maybe I'll whack you if you make your reservations. You know, depending on what you like. And yeah, so also if you're watching this on YouTube,

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And now my guests. All right. So I have two guests. I think I'm going to introduce them both at the same time.

We have Golden Flower Street. And Katnip Biscuit. And so two very interesting ladies. I'm going to just kind of wander over here.

So we'll start with you, Golden. Golden Flower Street. I'm very interested in your name. Because I used to kind of hang out near Flower Street downtown.

And I'm wondering if it comes from the downtown Flower Street or another Flower Street. And so Golden Flower Street, where did you get your name?

Did you go down someone's back alley or what? Well, I'm on many sites, adult sites, meetup sites and stuff like that. And it started where I wanted to get the user name

and I wanted to just go for Golden Flowers. And obviously it was already taken. Oh, obviously. I took advantage of my misspelling and all that stuff

and I just put a T on the end of it. And it also was to kind of simulate. Golden Showers. Exactly.

As you say, Golden Flowers. I thought of it. Here and think about Flower Street, so innocent. But yeah, Golden Showers, of course.

Exactly. You got me. You caught me. I caught you.

So what do you like to give or receive Golden Showers? Both. So just for those people in the cheap seats who don't know what it means.

Is there anyone in the room that doesn't know? You know Katnip or no? Do you know Golden Showers? She's very confirmed, very...

Very confirmed. Are you into that or no? No. Talk into the microphone.

Yeah. No. No. Okay.

And so who wants to give the explanation of what it is, class? I just want to say I've never been peed on and I've never peed on anybody. But it's when you pee on someone, right?

Yeah. It started when I was young. Here, come over here so you can be in the same shop. A guest was asking a question.

Oh, okay. Then deal with it. Get the question. Laura Heinrichs says,

Sunshine and Dr. Susan, please give the two girls a bare bottom over the knee spanking. I love pink bottoms. She's often asking for that.

Laura Heinrichs, you know her? I've heard that name before and she asked someone else, asked us to give a spanking to someone else.

I think it was Rita Daniels. Yes. Yes, she loves spankings. Well, Laura, you're going to have to come

to the Dr. Susan block chair. She's on the Facebook camera. Are we in front of the Facebook camera? We're blocking it.

Okay. Well, anyway, Laura, you come down here, young lady. You get over my knee right now

and I'm going to thrash you with a birch and with a buckled belt. Yeah.

All right. So anyway, where were we? Oh, golden showers. Right.

Kind of goes with spanking in that it's a fetish. It's a kind of a BDSM thing, a domination thing,

although it can also be kind of a health thing. Like some people like to drink pee as a matter of being, you know, kind of for like a yogi thing.

I've heard. As vitamins. I've heard that it can cure a cold sore. Well, I don't know if I got that far.

Before antiseptics in war zones, they used, yeah. Right.

Madonna too used to drink her own pee every morning. What? Right. I get the excitement.

No, Madonna didn't drink her pee. Madonna would pee on her own feet and say, hey, it's a way to get rid of athlete's foot

or not have athlete's foot. I heard that it does kill bacteria. There you go. Also, I heard you're only supposed to drink it

if you're like dying, like stranded on an island. Right. I'm not recommending it, actually.

But I have peed on people. I haven't taken the pee myself, but I have peed on people, and I love to pee.

I'm into pee. I think it's a really great feeling. I think partly because when I was really sick

and I had septic shock and I was in the hospital and I was on a ventilator for like 10 days

and I woke up and I was on a catheter for maybe six days. And it was just this horrible feeling.

And then when they took off the catheter and I peed for the first time on my own, it was so orgasmic.

I'll never forget that wonderful feeling. And I still get that feeling sometimes with a good rush of golden shower.

You know, I love it. I love it. I couldn't pee before, but now I can.

Yeah. I love it. Okay. I mean, like I say,

it started when I was young and I peed my panties. Oh! I liked it.

Of course all kids pee other panties, but you liked it. Well, when I got to a certain age and then I did have the experience

of having somebody pee on me quite a few times actually. Wow. But it's okay.

So how many times can a body produce fluid? Get your microphone closer to you. Thank you.

How many times can a body produce fluid through sexual orgasms as to where urinating

through that same facility and you know, you having the effect of it and all that right there

and liquid coming out. I like the way you call it a facility. You're just really a facility. In any case, I think...

A storage facility. Yeah, I mean, it's a urethra. It is a pleasure center. It's right kind of under the clit,

part of the clit. And so it is a source of pleasure for a lot of women. And for men, you know,

the pee hole is the same place where you ejaculate from. So of course, peeing feels good. And nature made it that way.

Not everybody likes golden showers and not everybody should. I'm not trying to get anybody to like it or do it.

Please don't sue me. But I guess I think it's kind of okay. I mean, it's not like one of those things I feel like I got to warn you a lot about

like brown showers as a whole other... Oh, I've never even heard that. Well... There's brown...

Get educated, darlin', but don't do it. But anyway, you know, it's all okay in fantasy, okay? It is all okay in fantasy.

And that's... We talk about a lot of crazy things at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. And so, yeah, we talk about

all the different showers. I'm also not a big fan of rainbow showers, but Max Hardcore is. Okay, what's a rainbow shower?

That's throwing up. Oh my God, it's called rainbow. Oh my God. Some people are into that.

I am not, but you know. I tried, but... Some people are. There are people into all kinds of showers.

And then, of course, there's what I feel is the most beautiful thing, which is a woman ejaculating, female ejaculation,

which does come out of the urethra and it has traces of urine, but it is 95% H2O, plus a little bit of prostatic fluid,

which is the female prostate. So, skeins, glands, and all. So, it's holy water, brothers and sisters. Yeah, holy water.

Yeah, absolutely. Anyway, so you like golden showers, giving and receiving, ever since you were a kid.

Wow, that's interesting. Oh, yeah. Oh, cool, okay. And so, that's part of your thing

as a... You're like a camp performer, is that right? I do camp shows, yes. We're not allowed to do golden showers

for their rules. I get a lot. I've gotten some requests. What if you really have to go?

Well, that's the other thing. Then you push a button and take a break for a second. Oh, I see.

Or something like that, yeah. But, no, I have gotten... Believe it or not, the psychology that you see

behind the camera, on the other side of the guest that are asking you to do things, it's really quite a life lesson.

Right there. Oh, yeah. I mean, I have gotten so many different requests.

And feet, oh my God, feet at least every other day. Now, I go on camp at least every day. I try to go on camp every day.

Well, let's see your feet. Well, yeah. Well, you put... Okay, so that's the stocking feet.

Yeah. Okay, here's black stockings. Maybe they'll come off later. Oh, your feet are so little and cute.

Ah, well, I should show my actual foot. Right? Well, I've got, you know, pantyhose. Oh, you've got pantyhose.

Well, yeah. I've got green... Yeah. Because, you know,

leap day is kind of a green holiday. Yeah. Yeah. Dare I see your feet?

No, no, no. Come on, come on. Let me see your feet. That's going to speed up close.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God, she's got two feet. Little sockies. I forgot I was wearing these.

Oh, those are cute. No, go away. That's all you get. Oh, gosh.

You're not pedicure, I guess. Oh, I'm obviously not. I've never had a pedicure. All right.

Well, I'm putting these back into their homes. But, you know, even though Marky Z is really afraid of nipples, he's okay with feet.

He has to have a foot fetish. You know, I think there's going to be a lot more foot fetishes in addition to the gas mask fetishes.

I want to know, what's Marky Z's fetish? Marky Z, probably something to do with screams. Right, something to do with getting your private information and selling it.

Right? He's a pimp. Ooh, I like your privacy. Yeah, that's right.

Is he telling you about Mark? Mark Z. Mark. Yeah, he likes to get into your private parts

and sell it to his rich friends. Right? He wants you to give me some money for it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I can propose. I'll sell everything. Mark Zuckerberg, can we get married? Yeah, there you go.

Or you can just give me some money. Okay, so if you could marry somebody, who would you marry? I mean, if you could propose.

Because it's Sadie Hawkins' day or a leap night. Yeah, it's fine if he says no. He can just give you money. The relationship that I am in makes Romeo and Juliet

like a real thing without the families holding them back. It's all in our minds. It could be a problem. It's a tough relationship.

I'm in love with the guy, but you know what? He's told me, no, we're never going to do that. So propose to somebody else, maybe you'll get him jealous. Well, you know who I would like.

No, I don't know. Well, yeah, you're right. I believe it's the Rams coach. The Rams coach.

Yeah, he looks so handsome. I swear to God. And then the other one, the young one, there's an older one, and then there's that young one.

Anybody know what his name is? No, I just know that, you know, because I've been watching football. Hello Rams coach, if you tell her no.

She doesn't know the dates. She just likes the uniforms. I know that, oh, that guy, I'm in love with him or that guy, I'm in love with him.

And I know one of them is the Rams coach. He's the older fella, kind of grayish-looking. Okay. And then there's the youngest football coach.

You don't even know his name. He doesn't owe you money. No, he's a Rams coach. It's okay.

He can just give her a name. But you'll be right along. Yeah, okay. So we're going to move along,

unless you have somebody that you know the name of. Is it Sean McKay? Is it Sean McKay? Look, there's a picture right there, is that him?

Oh, I believe that is him. That's Sean McKay? Oh, he's a young guy. There's an older one and a younger one.

There's an older one and a younger one. You want to marry this guy? It's a piano coach. Okay, so if you don't want to marry

Golden Shower, I mean Flower Street, then you got to send her money. Yeah, yeah, and believe me, now those guys have some money,

so obviously they can make me very happy. Right. If you don't want to marry her, just send money.

Yes, please. Absolutely. Happy Leap Day. Okay.

So moving along to... Oh, this is the other one. Oh, that one. Jeff Fisher?

Is this guy here with the mustache? No, that's not him. No, it's not him. It's the Seattle coach.

Ask him to marry you. What the hell? If he says no, he'll just give you money. Yeah, exactly.

No, it's not him. Not him. That's not him. He has a white mustache.

Yeah, it's the Seattle coach. He's still handsome looking up. I mean, you saw how long my list was, right? Yeah, yeah.

They don't marry you, they just give you money. Okay, so moving right along to our lady with the strawberry purse,

Catnip Biscuit. Hello. Woo! And she's dressed like a pussy.

I mean, cat. That's me. Hello. That's you.

Are you more of a... Thanks for having me on tonight. You're Catnip to a pussy. Yeah, kind of.

So, basically, I had this shirt with a little kitten on it. I didn't wear a bra with it. And right where its little paws were,

you could kind of see my nipples. Kind of. So they called me Catnip. Oh, Catnip.

Oh, my gosh. I don't know about the biscuit part. I just, I like eating. It was a good tag for Instagram.

I only thought Catnip for a cat. Okay. I didn't think nipple. Okay, yeah.

Alright. Nipples. But apparently you can make Catnip biscuits like we were talking about before.

I haven't tried it, but I'm going to get a cat, I think. If you can make, you know, pot biscuits, you know, why not Catnip?

Right. Are you going to get a cat? You have no cat? I do not have a cat right now.

One of my roommates is allergic, but we're working on it and we all really want one. Oh, you just thought about a Hairless Cat,

but, you know, that could be a disaster if it's not nice. And then it's also Hairless. It's just not a great look.

But I met one that was really nice. Traumatic for the cat. No, they're by the way. Hairless cat.

I don't know why they're Hairless. You should never go out and find a cat. You should always let them find you. Can I go to the cat cafe?

That's good advice, yeah. Well, it's kind of, they just happen in your life. They're assigned to you.

Not always. Sometimes it's good to go like to a shelter where cats need hobs, you know. Crumbs and biscuits.

Cats don't always find you, especially nowadays. I mean, the cats that find you are generally like mangy old alley cats.

Not really nice cats. So, you know, go to a shelter where a cat needs a home. That's what I say.

That's what I would do. I like the big kitty cats. Are a hula hoop artist. Is that what you want?

Yes, that is my hustle. Is that your main thing or do you do something else? No.

I'm a graphic designer remotely and I work in an office part-time. And, you know, I like to hula hoop. And you like to hula hoop.

That's your hobby? Yes. The most major hobby, I would say. And is it like a yoga for you?

It is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's more fun than yoga. What places have you performed hula at?

Hula Hoopie. I've performed during a magician's show. So, I've gone to several shows with him and performed.

I've been his assistant and then we also, you know, throw me into the mix with the hula hoops.

The kids love it. Kids are very appreciative of that type of floor. This show is not for kids.

No. I don't think they'll see this. If you're watching this right now, stop.

Change the channel. I know that makes you want to watch this more. It's going to say the more you tell them, no, they're more interested.

I think they shouldn't. I mean, you know, actually I don't think we do anything or say anything on this show

that kids shouldn't see. But on YouTube, I have to check on the box, not for children,

because we talk about sex and we're very sex-positive. Yeah, and I think it would be good if kids were educated more about sex

in a positive way, but unfortunately our society can't handle it. That's for sure.

That's, yeah. And you think they're not having sex? I don't. I was at 11 years old.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, you know, and so because of people like

golden showers, I mean, flowers, golden showers. I think it is better to educate kids,

but at the same time this is not a show for kids. And so, you know, please don't arrest me.

And so, uh, yeah, it's not, it's not. So kids, you know, you can go,

I mean, you should have a sex-education program in your school, hopefully. That was boring.

Yeah, we did that in sixth grade and that was like, are you okay? What about the good stuff?

What was the good stuff? What was the good stuff? You know, places that you're not supposed to be in,

the allure of it, you know, and of course the pleasure and physical satisfaction. Okay, now speaking of pleasure,

let's see, how can I associate pleasure with marriage? Well, sometimes.

But anyway, who would you like to propose to now that you know that it's Leap Day?

I hope he's still single. Okay, it doesn't matter. He has to pay you money if he can't marry.

Money Crabbits? Oh my God! That's a good choice. That's a good choice.

That's a good choice. If he tells you no, he just has to give you money. I would take a dress from him.

If he says, I hope he says yes to you. And I could marry you because I am a universal life church minister.

Yeah! Get married here! And I have married people at here in the little love church

in the Bonobo way. A lot of times? Not a lot. I've married like three people.

And one out of the three got divorced. But the other two are still married. And so, you know, I could marry you and Lenny.

Or I'd like to see what kind of dress he'd give you. I would like to see that. Yeah.

Yeah. Kitty cat dress. Catnip dress. Yeah.

So does hula hooping make you feel sexy? Yes. I think it's definitely been a confidence boost. I started four years ago.

The first two years, I feel like I wasn't very good at it. But then I moved out here and there's more outdoor space, I would say.

You actually want to be outside. I'm from the Midwest. It's very cold. Where are you from in the Midwest?

Wisconsin. Oh, yeah. I did that. Cheese.

Beer. Cheese and Jeffrey Dahmer. Madison. So, yeah, I mean,

I would think because there's all that pelvis action. I mean, you can do stuff with your arms and your legs and, you know, let it revolve around all kinds of your body, your neck.

But basically, when it comes right down to it, there's the pelvis. Uh-huh. And that, of course, is what's involved in sex

and enjoyment and orgasm is the pelvis. I mean, a lot of women, and maybe some men, definitely some men, do belly dancing

to kind of get in touch with their, you know, pelvic power. But I think hula hooping does that, too. Everyone should try it.

Everyone should do it. Women are better at it. Do people ask you, hey, can you give me hula lessons?

Who, I don't know. Yeah, I actually, it kind of happens on an impromptu basis. Yeah.

So I went to jazz in the park downtown and my cousin was there with me and our other friend. And I brought my light up hula hoop

and at the end we just started hula hooping and all of a sudden we had a crowd and it was all kids. Oh, cool.

I had a few with me. Back to the kids. I know. How do you think we got here?

I'm sorry. People had sex and they had kids and then we got here. I'm sorry.

Right, right. But this is a show for adults. I know. But how did we get here?

We're not trying. Yeah, but here's the thing, folks. It is a show for adults and I just want to say

sex is not all about how we got here. It's not all about procreation. In fact, it really shouldn't be about that so much.

I think our human religions and politics make it too much about that. And as the bonobos show us, we'd probably be a much more

peaceful species if we could recognize the importance of sex in recreation, not just procreation. Can I tell a story?

Not about being a kid or doing anything. What time? I asked my mom.

Don't do it in a kid voice. But I have a kid voice. I said, Mom, did you want to have a boy or a girl?

And she said, Sunshine, I think your father just wanted to have sex. And then here I am. But my mom told me she wanted a boy.

So yeah, yeah. Sex is how we got here. No wonder. No wonder.

All right. So now I got totally derailed from... Well, yeah, okay. So since it's leap night,

I'm just wondering, I mean, one of the things that you can do is you can ask a man to dance also.

Really? But that's kind of, I don't know, boring. Or you can ask a man to have sex.

Is there someone you'd like to have sex with? Wow. You're like a camp performer and you can't even think of someone

you'd like to have sex with? Well, I had that with him this morning. Talking to the mic. I had that with him this morning

and I'm thinking of somebody else. Was this the guy that you... Yeah, but all those parties that I've been to and stuff like that,

I just don't know their names. So you're kind of monogamous then? Unfortunately at this time, for him I am,

but I have been to, like I say, I had my apartment as an airport and I just don't remember their names.

I got to ask you a question, though, since you don't remember anybody's name, obviously. Even the coach of the football team.

The fur, the fur. Is that an old fur? Is that a vintage fur? It's just a nice fur.

Real and it's vintage. This is real, it's vintage. Yeah. And yeah, I got it out.

It's vintage. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. Because you know,

we're not for the murdering of animals. No, I love animals. Well, I'm sorry, but the little bastard bit me.

I had the club. There you go. But it's vintage, so it's okay.

So now, is there anybody you'd like? I mean, obviously, Lenny Kravitz.

Yeah, I was going to say the same answer. Okay. But also Aaron Paul. Jesse Pinkman.

I mean, all these guys, if they won't marry you, they just got to give you money. Well, that went up to sex.

It's probably less, buddy. For me, sex is important as far as ability to perform, size and action.

And I have had a lot of guys that have not been able to meet the criteria. Or do you like younger guys or guys your age?

As long as they're able to get a heart on, a fair good size, able to produce semen. Okay.

You need to see this. Oh, yes. I'm a come junkie. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. You'd better believe it. Classy lady. So, yeah.

It has to be now, this one guy, he looked like the skipper on Gilligan's Island, you know?

But he had this fucking long, fucking son of a bitch. I could have write that thing like it went, boy.

That's an amazing story. That skipper on Gilligan's Island was cute, right? That skipper was cute. But I'm telling you,

I would not say, I want to have sex with that guy because he's a celebrity or something like that. How about any of the politicians?

Oh, hell, no. Let's say, well, have you seen any of them naked? I mean, before I'm going to have sex with you,

I want to see what I'm getting into. Oh, sure. How about you? I noticed you had a,

I like Bernie tweet on your Twitter. I love Bernie, but in a platonic way. See, I've had too many old men like him that just, you know.

Well, I don't know that he did. Oh, believe me, when they get that age. He's a good dancer. He's a very good dancer,

but most people aren't. No, I mean, let me just say, I know some men that are close to Bernie's age that are very, very good in bed.

How'd you know I love Bernie? Was it on my Twitter? Yes. It's like the only thing I retweet.

Well, we can do that. In 2008, that one. It was a bird baby bird. Yeah.

The one girl that was in love with Obama, she did the Obama girl video. She was really. Yeah.

You remember that 2008? No. She made a video. She was a really young hot girl,

and she's like, oh, Obama, you can break me tonight. And you know, it's like, Obama was hot.

She made this video where she wanted to have sex with Obama. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people

want to have sex with celebrities, I guess. I would try Clinton just to see what Monica got.

Well, just to see what Monica got. Just to try it out. Just to try it out. Okay.

Interesting, yeah. No, you can. Your dreams can come true on the Dr. Susan Block show.

What? He lost his bottom. Okay. No Facebook camera.

And there is Bill. Your chance for Bill Clinton. If he is, if he's this long, I can do him.

I mean, you know, that would be, he could, yeah, especially this diameter, that would probably do fairly good.

Yeah. He's got a big head. Yeah. And I can take that.

Definitely no problem there. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

Yeah. I've got a whole selection of toys that I use on cam. Uh-huh.

Oh, yes. There he is. Yeah. His tie.

Yeah! Okay. Well, you know, I did hear about

your deep-throating abilities. Yes. That's correct. And believe me,

I say on cam, I can take that much down my throat, guaranteed, no trick photography,

and no gag reflection. Well, absolutely. Okay. Ten weeks.

Let's see it. Well, I guess we could see it. There is another thing. There is another feature I have.

But I guess we should turn the Facebook camera away, or is it watching? There's another feature that I have to.

You see, when I say to the audience, welcome to the show. I am your Nemfo,

and I will be your host as long as you don't go. Uh-huh. And,

yeah, then there's another thing that I say to them, and that is,

once I get started, I can't stop. I really am a Nemfo maniac. Have you always been,

or is it just something you've become recent? I would say that my nature was Nemfo

when I was young, and it developed and growed and growed. I'm using it properly,

but yeah, but you know, I'm just, yeah. And,

so I call it Snapping Pussy. Once that thing starts going, okay, well,

I can't stop. We're gonna see, did you want to try it on this? Where are you from?

She's from like, Orange County? Orange County. Yeah,

highly Republican, conservative. We're very, very cleanliness conscious here on

Dr. Susan Blockshaw, so, so, actually,

here, I'll hold the microphone. So, I always start.

Got a long one here. It's kind of skinny though. That's good. So, you can.

So, I always start at the bottom of the testicle. This is how it's done. And I work my way up.

There she goes. Working her way up. Okay, and now we're at that.

What's the deal to that cockiness? Whoa! Whoa! All the way down.

Look at that. Very talented. And look how long it is coming out. Whoa.

That's some gag reflex you don't have. No gag reflex right there. No rainbow showers, please.

Okay. That's fine. Okay. Let's have some applause

for Salted Shower Flowers. What is Flower Street?

Cheers. That's good. Okay. Very good.

And I guess the Facebook camera was looking at Harry's back during that.

Is that what was going on? Oh, okay. Oh, looking at your back. Oh, looking at the clothes.

Oh, my clothes. Okay. Facebook. You missed the deep-throating,

but that's okay. You know, you know, Marky Z can't handle it

because he doesn't have one like this. No. How are you feeling? It was a little spicy.

A little spicy. That's the special sauce that Anna puts on these things.

And she washes them. I don't know. Maybe she's extra,

extra clean there. Okay. So. I have,

I have an assortment of toys. And, Let's take this from you. Yeah.

Before I get to it. And, and maybe you can put this

where it goes, I guess. Wherever it might go. And now

that we've had a little lesson. Did you, did you also, speaking of lesson,

do you have any tips on how to swallow something that long? obviously girls, and I guess some guys,

No, don't put it right there. Okay. Like, put it in the kitchen.

So, most people will go to about where, you know,

the tonsils are, and they'll, they'll stop because that's what they think their capacity is.

One day I was in the bathtub, and I like to say, So this might never matter. Well,

I guess you could say so, but see, there's no exercises you could do. Well,

I'll tell you, I was in the bathtub, and I was young, very young,

and I was playing with myself, like I did a lot of times in the bathtub. And I just happened to be going back and forth,

back and forth, and I went a little too far, and I was, oh my God,

I couldn't do this. Wow. You know, and yeah,

and it's been on ever since. You were doing that with the dildo? Yeah, yeah. Now I've obviously had the fun

of practicing in real life too, and I have some corona bill. I love it when, here, you can hold your mic now.

Maybe, I don't know. Where's the switch? There you go.

All right, so now we're up to the last half hour of the show. So we have two physical

activities. One of them is you doing a striptease, right? You're going to do that for us.

And the other is you doing a hula hoop performance. So who wants to go first? Why don't you go first,

and we'll show you. Okay, let's do that. Here she is,

catnip biscuit live from the little love church

in the Bonobo way in the village of Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan block show.

There's got nothing on you. Catnip biscuit. Village of Bonoboville. Hula hoopin

for your visual pleasure. Oh, and let's get on,

you want a mic, because we want to give credit to Looney Pop Tart.

Looney Pop Tart. Yeah. What's that again? Her name is Looney Pop Tart.

Looney, like the moon? Looney, like the tune. Like a lunatic.

Like a looney tune. Okay, so Looney Pop Tart created that music.

She's on SoundCloud. And we have the rights to it, Facebook

and YouTube. She threw my name in there. That was nice of her.

Oh, wow. That is really nice. Can we get the lyrics to that? Can we,

can she send us the lyrics? Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that. Yeah, okay.

So that was beautiful. Let's have some more applause. Yeah. Yeah, that was beautiful.

Thank you so much. Yeah. I mean, do you want to do it

for a minute with the light on your tongue? Relax a minute. Let's have a strip tease.

Let's have a strip tease, right? Okay. So lights on now,

please. Although I kind of like the lights on. Strip tease music, please. Okay.

So now we have had a lovely and very PG rated

hula hoop dance. And now Laura is asking

do I have a carpet beater? Who's Laura? See, I was, I was afraid that this carpet

would not look that great. Who is Laura? She apparently thinks we need to beat the carpet.

Oh, wait a minute. No, I think she asked this a long time ago, way before

that, way before her hula hoop. Is that some sort of spanking implement?

A carpet? I don't, I think that's something you spank with.

Tell it to send us a loop carpet. Beat a pussy with hair on it. It's the same girl

that wants to see a spank everybody. It took me a minute, but I eventually, I thought it first spanking.

First I thought it was our crummy carpet. And then I thought,

okay spanking. Ask the perv, he'll know. And then

I thought, okay pussy. Oh, not for our carpet.

Right. Do you shave or you don't shave? Shave

or not? Pussy. I have it trimmed. Talking to the mic.

I have it trimmed and unfortunately I let it grow out a little bit,

but it's pretty much trimmed and you'd be surprised a lot of people want hair.

I'm not surprised at all. You know, this stuff goes in. I used to do

hairy girl modeling. Yeah. Right. There you have it.

You got a lot of response, but you just showed

your armpits. The hairy girl modeling. Oh really? Yeah,

I was so surprised on IT. I showed one picture of my armpits and I got like

more likes than any pictures ever. Are they hairy? No.

Yeah, it's winter. I don't shave. Show your armpit.

I think it's okay with Marquis Eve. Okay. Get a close-up of that.

Just lay on the bed. Okay, right. Raise your arm again.

Raise the arm. Raise the arm. Some people like it, some people do.

But can you see it with that? I can't see it. I can't see it.

No, look at it. I can't see it. Oh yeah,

it's Bratter hairy. Right. I don't know about hair. Well,

go to an ATK natural hairy to see more. hair under the armpits, here you go.

So we have something for everyone here on the Doctors Season Block Show,

including now a striptease from a cam performer. Do you call yourself

a gilfer? Is that like... What do you call yourself? Golden flowers.

Oh, okay. Golden flowers. Not Guilf. Guilf.

No. Do you have a category? No. Okay.

She doesn't know what that is. I don't think. No. There's tags on my page.

But, um, yeah, like deep throat and all that stuff. But, yeah. Okay. All right then.

Golden flowers street. Now, we have the Facebook camera looking in the other direction. Yeah, but not at the wardrobe. All right.

Okay. We also have the bonobo way. We could shoot them. It could show people all about bonobos and how to practice the bonobo way for female empowerment,

male well-being, and peace through pleasure, and sharing and caring. It's a little bit of socialism among the bonobos, you know? Okay. So now, you're going to give us a strip tease.

I'll hold your mic. I'm going to use it. Oh, you're going to use it. Okay.

So welcome to the show. I am your nympho. We're not going to have fun. And I will be your host as long as you won't go.

Okay. Here we go. Would you like to see a set of breasts? A perfect set of breasts, brothers and sisters.

Here we go. All you breast fetishes out there. Yes. A perfect.

Arm hair for you. Oh. Wow. Oh, yeah.

Natural. She's so natural. Arm hair. Oh, he's good.

A little bit of it. And now, down goes the camisole. Ooh, I see a nipple. Marky Z can't see that nipple.

No way. Oh. Wow. Perfect chichis.

Wow. Perfect chichis. Here she goes. Strip, strip, strip it away.

I'm telling you. When she's hot, she's hot. It's a snap and pussy. Yes.

Snap and pussy. Snap and pussy. Wow. I'm going to get a registered trademark.

That sounds a little dangerous. Like a vagina dentata or something. I don't know. But I think she hasn't been in a bad way.

It gets pounded and I get hot. And it starts not letting me go. I hiss like a cougar. Cougar.

I do. And it's real, like, you know. Ooh. Wow.

Okay. Take it off. Yeah. Yeah.

Strip cheese, baby. Oh, girl. Oh, yeah. Can I spank?

Can I spank? Can I spank? Can I spank? Can I spank?

There we go. She's going there. All right. Well, Laura got some of her wish come true, except she's on

Facebook, so she can't see it. We just spanked golden flowers. Oh, and there's that pussy with the hair all over it. Snap and shave it.

Pussy. Woo. I'm telling you, it doesn't stop. It don't.

Oh, God. And if you get it high, oh, look out. Look out. Oh, that's why I need it big and long.

Everybody should go to her webcam right now, right? Got a last. Well, right now, they should watch this. Yeah.

Webcam later. 10 minutes. Oh. Are you kidding?

I want 20. I wrote a guy for four hours, and we took a 20-minute break. No way. I am not kidding you.

And he was 24 years old. Oh, whoa. Yeah, girl. Get it.

Get it while you can. Yeah. Absolutely. Because that's the trick to staying young, you know?

Is it? Man by you. Is that your secret to the fountain of youth? Can you say how old you are, or you don't want to say?

I don't mind. I am a 60-year-old cougar. A 60-year-old? Yeah.

Yeah, baby. Six decades. I'm going to be just like, yeah, okay, girl. Pussy.

Wow. Oh, my God. Yeah. Snapping pussy.

Oh, yeah. There you have it. And we have it. Okay.

Let's have some applause for the snapping pussy of the cougar, 60 years old, and showing it off. A little bit of an exhibitionist. Definitely.

And you should definitely get the webcam. And, yeah, she's got it going on. Yeah. All right.

Golden flower. Street. Street. That's the best way to know.

Don't forget the dot com. Right. Dot com. So, how are you feeling?

Yeah. Good. Good. I see you've got your animal over you now.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you know, I've heard that if you go into the porn business, you'll never make it into the big screen.

Right. That's what they say. I want to break that rule. Well, you know, a lot of...

So does everybody else. Sasha Gray almost did. She kind of did some so-called regular mainstream movies, but I don't know if she's still doing it.

I think there's a few girls that almost crossed it, you know, like Marilyn Chambers. Nina Hartley's been in a few mainstream movies, but always playing kind of a sex worker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's always like that. You know, but that's cool, right? So what do you want to be when you grow up?

Happy. Happy? Oh, my God. How millennial.

How millennial. Aren't you happy now? No? I'm pretty happy.

You're pretty happy, but you could be happier. Yeah. Yeah, I could tell. Yeah.

Well, you seem pretty happy hula hooping. Yeah. I love hula hooping. Yeah, yeah.

That gets your pelvis going. Yeah. Yeah, very good. How'd you like the striptease?

It was amazing. I was very impressed. Yeah. I was impressed, too.

Right, right. I thought the hula hoop was really nice. That was cool. Thank you.

I appreciate that. So we have two females from very, very different walks of life connecting the level of just sharing feelings and skills. Does it inspire you to want to learn the hula hoop?

I might try it, but you know what I like to do is pull dancing. Oh, yeah. And the landlord was catching up with me on it. Talking to your mic.

Yeah, the landlord was like going to catch up with me. And so I had to take it down. But I'm thinking about putting it back up. But I thought I had a few injuries, you know.

But it was like fun. Of course, I was drinky then. I want to pull here. I want to pull here.

We may get another one. Yeah. Yeah. So how about you?

You ever do any pull dancing? I went to one class with my cousin and our best friend. And it was so hard. No, it's difficult.

But they are very good at it now. And my cousin has one in her room. Shout out to J-Lo. J-Lo, you got it going on, girl.

You can do it. It's the greatest exercise. Is that a five or a 10? 10.

So one more hula from her with lights on? Or no. Hula with lights on? I'm done.

Yeah? You want to do a little hula with lights on? Okay. Yeah.

Now you got a little rest. If you mastered pull downs, at least got pretty good at it. Hula hoop on the pull. Yeah.

I think you could do some moves. You're on to something. You're on to something. Yeah.

All right. Well? A second song. Can I get the watermelon song?

Right, right. Interesting outfit. I just noticed you have pasties on under a fishnet shirt. That's how we can do it on Facebook.

That's how we do it. Yeah. I guess we could show this on Facebook. You could have the Facebook camera back.

Nell, where is it? I put it back as soon as she put her phone on. Oh, okay. So it's Nell.

Okay. Here she is. Once again, in the light, Katnip. It's Katnip.

Live from the Little Love Church of the Minnobo Way in the village of Minnoboville on the inimitable Dr. Susan Block show. Now we see your body more and less of the hoop before it was all. I hate you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. It was fun to see you first where we only see the hoop pretty much. Just shadows of you. Have a privilege that you saw Katnip Fiske and therefore you have to get spanked because

you are a motherfucker just like the song says. And remember, we said impeach a motherfucker. And I say impeach him again just for calling coronavirus a joke. So let's impeach.

Can you get it? Get that he's a dunce. President Dunce. Get this full effect.

Dunce. Really? I mean, I don't know. Maybe he's not as much of a dunce as he sounds like, but that just means he's evil.

So yeah, I prefer Bernie, but let's be blue no matter who. And happy leap day. And let's see. Hey, it's great even though he did it.

I mean, we're out of Afghanistan. You know, so that's a good thing. Make love, not war. Follow the bonobo way.

Right? The bonobos teach us. And I want to thank my guests. Golden Flower Street.

Where do we find you? What can they find you? Talk. Where can they find you?

I'm at Golden Flower Street as she says.com as it's spelled. It's called goldenflowers.com and Twitter. Yes, under Golden Flowers as well. And Katnip Fisket.

Where do we find you? Instagram. Just spell it correctly. You got it.

Oh, we got to spell it correctly. It's really hard. Katnip Fisket. Okay.

And Twitter. You're also on Twitter? Yes. Is that Shan Hoopla hot, I think?

I don't know. You know better than don't you don't? No, baby. Well, anyway, we had a good time with you.

And now we must depart. But, you know, we want you to be good. We want you to be happy that we're out of Afghanistan. And we want you to make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Come on. Just like the song says.

I don't want you if you don't meditate or masticate or medibate or masturbate. Right. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. Happy landings and happy endings. Happy leaves day.

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