The webcam viewers get an eyeful with Dhalia, on this week's show along with Sister Sara, Barry Miller and pornstar extraordinaire, Joanna Angel. Really a nice, all around Jewish girl, she talks business with her parents and touches on kosher sex with Dr. Suzy. If you want to fan out, listen to Joanna's story about how she made her start in the industry. She's got some chutzpah.
Our hosts recover from their week, mourn the loss of public access and leak some info on an exciting Merv Griffin project. Could a reality TV show do any better than the Speakeasy? Special guests, The Professor and Mistress Ice, uncover the restraint in bondage and the positive social change that can emerge from conflict and resistance. They help a caller to get over his bondage embarrassment and Shawna calls in to talk about Twitter sex.
Master D. and Mistress Ice stop by to announce their engagement and take some calls. In arm, is Bunny, their sex slave who came equipped with ripped stockings and close-pinned nipples. Dr. Suzy and guests take a call from Eric, a newly realized gay bottom, and explain the technicalities of a master/slave relationship, the emotions involved and how to auto-asphyxiate safely. Famous hooker, Busty, with 50 pound tits talks about being arrested and dating cops and judges. A caller gets humiliated as the sound of the violet wand buzzes in the background.
Fresh back from their trip to the desert, Suzy and Max discuss her nude birthday adventures at Sea Mountain Resort. With designer Melena Teves and the Porn Klown Posse in tow, a caller gets advice on breaking his addiction to masturbation so he can come with a girl. The ladies talk about each other’s hot bodies and the clowns whip themselves into a fury. Literally.
Porn stars, Luscious Jackson and Regan Reese stop by with some boys they just met for a spontaneous night of trying out vibrators and talking about toys. Silicone, latex, glass and metal. What lube to use and when, they give advice on how to make it with your close girlfriends. We talk about lesbianism, bi-curiousness and hard-working, handy men. Dr Suzy brings up Iran’s Green revolution and oppression. Taking it down and taking it off. The boys sit on each other’s laps and a caller wants some small penis humiliation.
Dr. Suzy, guests and callers talk about overcoming unrequited loves as they simulate masturbation, Michael Jackson style. Sexy rapper, Astronautalis, sings about loving women and whiskey (one of which he’s convinced will kill him) and another caller plays his own version of “Beat It.” Chef Daniel and friend discuss beating the proverbial meat.
If it’s possible to turn our founding fathers into sex objects, Dr. Suzy succeeds while our 4th of July party spills into the radio studio. Fueled by Agavero, we celebrate personal and sexual freedom with Sister Molinee, April Flores, Jesse Rhines, Sister Sula, Debborah and Sir Nick. Mississippi boys sucking she-male dildos, spankings and an orgasmic display of “amber waves” of pee come to a climax for America’s birthday.
Fabulous, thoughtful, sexy, author Rachel Resnick reads from her book "Love Junkie," her sex-positive "recovery book" which explores her addiction to rejection. She takes a call from a sex addict, Max and Rachel spout Italian to each other and everyone explores the (humorous and life-altering) roots of trauma. Let's all get some sexual healing.
Dressed in their 70s best, Malena Teves, Michael, Dr. Suzy and Max hang out in the studio after their party with some of the folks at Merv Griffin. Malena dutifully sings from Alice in Wonderland and artist (and radio guest virgin), Sergio Lopez, calls in to talk about his first time. Rose (girlfriend of our own Bonobo, Brandillio) calls to ask Malena some questions and we just can't stop talking about Mormons. They're everywhere. Surrounded, Dr. Suzy has no choice but to give us the meaning of ethical hedonism.
Freddy and Eddy, the brains behind LoveLA, hang out in the studio with model-lingerie-goddess extraordinaire, Sparkle. After going through a grocery list of illicit drugs (yes she did ask Suzy for blow. No, she doesn't have any), she changes the conversation to sex toys. Not a topic we broach hesitantly, Dr. Suzy and our guests have a lot to say. Our couple tells us what it's like running a sex shop, having kids and how their sex lives have changed though the years. We talk Bettie Page, flirtatious mommies (your first, great love!) and golden showers.
Dr. Suzy brings home freedom fighters, Nina Hartley and Carol Queen for a show with a political tone. We discuss the guests' involvement with the Woodhull Foundation and there's enough lip service to go around. A very Italian side of Max emerges (one that's apparently lesbian) and we consult about sexual offenses, growing in your sexuality and being able to pay for your car using all your ASSets.
With Afroman and Snoop playing in the background, it's a green evening (rum & coke and chem dog in case you're wondering). We go over the required steps to acquire marijuana legally with Dr. Harris, gynecologist and doctor of Medi-card and Michael Lerner, publisher of Kush LA (you can buy the glossy magazine at 7-11 and Wholefoods). A blondie, known to us as Honey Pie Hudson puts in her 2 cents about pussy surgeries (makin' da g-spot bigger) and different strains for different pains (the truth and white rhino for someone in need of an aphrodisiac). Sex and pot. Like peas and carrots.
As a post-op Max heals in the hospital and Michael Jackson celebrates his birthday in heaven, the studio has a private party while Brandillio engineers. All morphinated and vicodinned out, Max describes his surgery, sex in the hospital, being forced to wear Ben Franklin stockings and getting visits from clowns. The similarities between our Prince and Michael include more than their canonization. Like their oxygen tanks. And Propofol. School girl fantasies, shrimping and different sex positions make the cut while Lisa literally takes notes.
Erica Mclean brings her pornographer girlfriends Teri and Lisa into the studio to talk about hardcore circus sex with decent music (unheard of in the porn industry!). Originally introduced to Dr. Suzy through Larry Flynt, she, Teri and Lisa spill about their Mariachi blowjobs, a sexy midget (who’s now touring with Britney Spears) and making Ron Jeremy come. The mommies in the room compete for a caller. Mommy gang bang!
If it's rockin', don't go knockin' on Prysm and Rayfe's loveboat. The cute couple comes by to talk about their steamy sailboat-love life with Dr. Suzy and Speakeasy Girl Sparkle Sparkle Bang Bang (or is that Gang Bang?), now a DJ looking for a Rock Star lover. Author Mitzi Szereto talks about her anthology of erotic fairy tales "In Sleeping Beauty's Bed," and the couple proceeds to get rockin' drunk on Agwa. Aunt Debra's back with her friend Christina, a lovely, quite giggly, young lady who reveals a big sexual surprise.
Slaves, lovers, porn stars and dominatrixes unite on RadioSUZY1. Between Persia Monir, Boi, Goddess Soma, Mistress Eva, Miss Antoinette, Princess Sheila and Kelly Shibari, we have a little somethin' for everyone (including a lot of nude boobs). Our almost pro-golfing/porn star "Hot Mom" Monir tells us about her nursing background and how she'll still take care of you while Goddess Soma's entourage of leather-clad hotties in the background revel in their ultimate BDSM-ness. Oh, how we wish our parents were cool enough to send us to Gay Camp.
Tantric integrator, Corynna, and Shai, the sex surrogate, teach us how to harness the sensual charisma of serpents this week. After Christina left us wanting more from last Saturday, Dr. Suzy insisted she give us part two of her personal adventure in gender bending. Ralph and Rita find time in between having lots of sex and having lots of birthdays to get their sexy on and to tell us why it’s a good idea to hang out in the laundry room.
