Too $hort in tha Speakeasy!

Full transcript of Too $hort in tha Speakeasy! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and condesers, rappers and porn stars, strippers and gangsters, Professors and pimps, all you children is sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Amen!

Can I hear an A-women? A-women! I want to welcome you to Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. This is the womb room, baby.

It's a cold, cold world outside, cold and cruel, but inside here, it's warm. It can get very wet. And it can get hot. Hot talk.

Comedia erotica. And tonight is a very special night. We are expecting a very important guest, a VIG, who, yeah, is not here yet. Am I stalling okay?

So I'm going to introduce some of my other exciting guests as we wait for Mr. Too Late. But we're so excited that the professor of Pimpology from Rap University, the dean of Pimpology, is going to join us tonight. He is on his way.

Too short. I'm sure he can hear us. Yeah. He'll be here shortly.

He'll be here appropriately enough. That's such a sexy word, short. Never thought I'd say that. But yeah.

So, I don't know what order. We have a mixed-up order here. But I'm looking at my dear, darling friend, Jocelyn. Jocelyn James.

Hello. Well, we've got to turn your microphone on. Her microphone is right next to you, darling. Hello.

Hello, love. Yeah. The seating chart is all kind of different. But here we go.

Here's some sort of seat. Actually, these two seats are correct, I believe, perhaps. Jocelyn, welcome. Thank you for having me.

So the last time you were here, you got your pussy molded. I did. And I'm keeping my clothes on tonight, everybody. I know.

Way to, like, you know, start the show on a negative foot. I mean, I could be inspired. I mean, Prince just walked in. I mean, hello, I could be inspired.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well then. And I haven't fucked him yet, so. Ah.

Well, there's always something to be said for new adventures. Yes. New adventures, yes. Well, I think actually the Prince should warm the seat of two short so he can come forward

and we can bask in his princeliness. Yeah, here we go. So Jocelyn, so you have a new hairstyle? No, actually, it's been like this for about nine months.

I haven't seen you then. It seems like, no, I have. Yeah, you have. It's grown out though.

It's going out into the throat. And I'm actually, I'm going to need to shave it all off on February 6th, because my mom is dealing with some pretty fucked up cancer, so. And so you're going to do it.

And she loses her hair on a lose month. Oh, right. Yeah. You're very sisterly.

That's very bonobo. Yeah. That's bonobo girl. All right, so are you a two short fan?

Yeah, me and Todd have history. Todd. Todd. That sounds so personal.

Well, tell us all about it before he gets here. No, I learned my lesson. What lesson did you learn? Keep my personal life private.

I can say I know people, but don't say the details. So wait a second. You're not going to take your clothes off. You're not going to talk about your life.

I mean, I could be inspired to take my clothes off. Oh, okay. But not to. Okay.

Well, then I'll take that rather than talking about your personal life. But since when is a, is something with two short that personal really? Well, not necessarily personal, but you know, personal things happened. Oh.

Or we're sadder. You know, you take, use your imagination. You're gifted. Well, thank you.

I turned it in my court, didn't I? Well, so, uh, is, I mean, but is, is the, is the rap the truth? He's the truth. Yeah.

Okay. Needed to hear that. I don't have the name for you. Okay.

So now, well, I want to introduce the prince, but there's this beautiful blonde in the middle. So I've got to say hi, Stevie Shea. Welcome to the womb room.

Thank you for having me. It's a pleasure. Yeah. This is your first time here.

You're a virgin. It is. I'm a right holder. Yeah.

Yeah. You are. And what a nice red dress you're wearing. Lady in red.

And so were you, are you a two short fan? Oh, absolutely. I'm from the bay myself. You are from the bay.

San Jose. Oh, okay. The girl from San Jose. Do you know the way?

And, uh, and so you, did you grow up to two short? I did. You did? You were listening to it before you should have been.

I probably shouldn't have been listening to it as a young age, but Favorite song? I still love, I want your girl. I want your girl.

Yeah. Yeah. They were playing that song when you got taken from one boy to the next. Possibly.

Yeah. You were being passed around, huh? One boy wanted you. Now that I want your girl, it really spoke to you.

If you girls here and there. What's your favorite, Jocelyn? Do you have a favorite two short song? Is that too private?

You know what? You're not going to reveal that tonight. I know. I know.

I know. I understand. It's very personal. You know, two short helped me through my divorce secretly before he, yeah.

Oh. I was going, it's like, you know, I didn't, my ex-husband didn't really fuck me a lot when we were married. So his songs really inspired the inner freak that I always knew existed.

That my ex-husband didn't let me be. So you know what? I did work. Wow.

And was this before you became a porn star? Yes. Mmm. I was channeling my inner porn star.

Right. You were just a horny housewife. I was a horny ho. The two short brought out the ho in.

He made me feel that it was okay. Yeah. He brought out the ho in the horny housewife. Yeah.

Okay. Well, now I want to introduce the prince, Prince Yahshua. Welcome to the womb room. It's an honor to be here.

Well, we're honored to have you and thrilled. And you must be a two short fan. That's very true. Yes.

Favorite song? Actually, life is too short. Life is, isn't it? Yeah.

Mmm. Yeah, that was a good one. Old one. Growing up to that?

Absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Do you have also private stories about yourself and two short that you don't want to share?

That's enough. That's enough. I mean, you know, maybe you do. We could have a private story tonight.

We could. This is where we semi-private. You know. Semi, you know.

I mean, there's a bed right there. There is. There is a bed. Just tell everybody to turn their heads.

Cover your eyes. Well, soon these raptors are going to come in here. And then they're going to take these seats. And you guys are going to come up here.

Because, you know, it's going to get crowded in the womb room. Like a tight space. Mmm. Well, I'm so glad.

You know, I love the name of your company, Silverback. I'm a time. You know, because Silverback Entertainment. Because I'm a big fan of, of course, all us apes.

You know, we're all apes, aren't we? It's not like they're apes and they're very close to us. We're all apes. We actually are.

I happen to be a big fan of bonobos. But I'm wearing my Silverback gorilla earrings from the San Diego Zoo tonight. That's right. Yeah.

I like the gorillas too. The gorillas are the ones with the harems. That's what's up. Yeah.

Yeah. They are. The bitches. Right.

The gorillas have the bitches. The bonobos are a little more egalitarian. They're kind of hippie. You know, the women, the women are real bitches in the bonobos, actually.

But, yeah, I love all of our, our kiss and cousins and, you know, it's just great to, to get into our evolution. And let's now get into the evolution of Bonnie Rotten. Hey.

Welcome back, Bonnie Rotten. Although I think you're now Bonnie Spade. What's going on here? Keeping the last name.

Oh, I see. I'm still Rotten. You're still Rotten. To the core.

Oh, yeah. Yes. Yes. And yet you obviously have changed.

You're, you're now a married woman. Yes, I am. You're going to be that horny housewife. Yeah.

With the hose already in you, I think. Yeah. Yeah. You don't need to brought out.

But are you a too short fan? Of course. Of course. Of course.

In the cradle. Yeah. 1993. Okay.

Right. Wow. That's, that's not a long time ago. I know, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Miss Bonnie. But you know, you're, you're a married woman now. I mean, Jocelyn's a divorced woman.

I'm married 20 years. You're married like. A week. Right.

And how long have you known each other? 10 days. 10 days. Okay.

Three day courtship. Yeah. Let's hear it for marriage. Let's hear it for insanity.

Let's hear it. Yes. Jocelyn's not clapping. No.

I mean, I just, you know, I, I, I'm not even sure what marriage is all about anymore. You know, I'm, so it's kind of a theatrical performance in a way that then might link you inextricably forever and ever. But maybe not.

So what do you think? Is this a marriage? I mean, are you in love or are you doing this for like economic reasons? I love him a lot.

Ah. He's great. Yeah. And you?

What are you saying about my daughter? She's amazing. She's amazing. She's amazing.

Do you love her? I do. Yeah. Yeah.

Why not? What's not to love? She's so lovable. Prettier than ever.

You look like. You guys got to talk into your microphone though. Oh. Otherwise it can't really.

But you know, you've broken a lot of hearts, Mr. Spade. Oh, you heard. Crashing on the floor. I'm sure she broke a few hearts too.

Yeah. All right. Well, we're glad to have you back, Ms. Rotten, Mrs. Spade, Ms. Rotten. You're going to have several names now.

Bonnie Rotten Spade. Yeah. There you go. Yeah.

And what's your favorite two short song? Blow Job Betty. Of course. Blow Job Bonnie.

Blow Job Bonnie. Okay. We're going to have to play that while you give it to the poll. And I'm not saying which poll yet.

I'm not sure which poll yet. Okay. So what is the status of our rappers? Does it?

We'll know in a minute. We'll know in a minute. Little Uno is here in 10 minutes. Okay.

And how about short dog? Well, I just want to know how deep we can get here before we explode. Okay. They're obviously discussing things.

So we should go deep. We should go deep. Let's go deeper. Yeah.

Real size. Fist deep. Fist deep. We should start fisting.

What? Someone say fisting. Well, Bonnie got some fisting experience a couple weeks ago. Oh my God.

Can I do it again now? Have you been fisted? Susie's been open? No, no, but I have a little playmate.

I don't know if I want to mention her name, but she loves it. Oh my God. It makes me a little hot. So you can just talk about it.

Really? Okay. Well, maybe I shouldn't talk about the butthole I fisted just the other day. Ow.

Should I not? The butthole. Yeah, the butthole that I fisted just the other day. You fisted a butthole, male or female?

Male, of course. Oh my God. I love her. This is something you like to do.

Prince Yasha's eyebrows are just kind of rising and falling. It's not, I don't know. I won't touch your butthole unless you want me to, but I think I would make you want me to.

No, that wouldn't happen. I'm not going to put my fist in your butt, but I can do nice things to your butt and make you like it. No, the real silverback could come out then.

Oh, I want to see it. I want to see it. Show it to me. What does that mean?

I don't know, but it sounds good. Does that mean you're going to choke me and put a plastic bag on my head? What does that mean? Not that the knight is not young.

Oh. No plastic bags here. No, no. I had like the really gnarliest experience for this movie I was shooting and it was

the most insane retarded bullshit I've ever done, but it fucking turned me out. Okay. Okay. That's all I got to say.

I feel better now. Good. So Bonnie wanted to know if the bed was open. Is that right?

You're ready to get fisted? Fisted. Well, this is awesome. I mean, it's just the very beginning here.

I think fisted is not an appetizer. I need it to be. You would like it to be. You're very excited about life.

Bonnie's only 18, right? Are you still 18 or have you turned 19? 18. When'd you turn 19?

May. Okay. She can't drink, but she can fist. I'm 19.

I can fist my life away. But you know, Mr. Hardcore was here a few weeks ago and of course told us all about how you can still get busted in this country for showing something as kind of, you know, fun filled as fisting.

That's a lot of F's and I didn't even say the F word. Say it five times fast. Fun filled fisting. You can say the other four times with your fist in somewhere.

Okay. So have you gotten fisted yet? Me? No, not me.

No way. I'm way too little for that. Oh, but you can stick it in. I see.

Girls are so bonobo around here. What are you going to do, Mr. Silverback? These girls all want to stick their parts into other people. I'm just going to lay back and watch tonight.

Oh, I see. Let's go. I see. Well, let's watch.

Hmm. What shall we watch? Does someone have something to show? Class?

I'll ask first and then I will assign. Okay. No. No.

Was that a cry out, Bonnie? First you said yes, and then you said no. Okay. Maybe I'm curious about our new guest, the virgin.

Of course, Prince Yashua is a virgin too to the Dr. Susan Blockshaw. But we have been picking on him quite a bit tonight. And so I think I'm going to pick on the gorgeous Sultry

Stevie Shea. Can I see your dress? Can you stand up? Oh, absolutely.

Let's see this. Wow, look at this dress. This is a body hugging structural work of art. This is beautiful.

Lady in red, Stevie Shea. And it looks like you are not wearing underwear. I actually am today. You are wearing underwear.

Yeah. Oh, look at that. Let's see that again. Panties for panty boy.

Oh, did those have a little insignia on them? Yeah, they say stop staring. Oh, stop staring. I didn't even have a chance to get a glimpse, let alone stare.

Stop staring. Wow. Can I see them from behind? Absolutely.

Yeah. Oh, look at that. Drop it low like there's money on the floor. Yeah.

Oh, my God. See, I can do it if he doesn't show up, right? Right. Okay.

Wow. Baby's got booty. She does. Wow.

Right? I told you I'm from the Bay. Let's talk about it. From the Bay.

Is it something in the water? What? Does Bay girls have big booty? It's historically proven.

I think I got a lot of alliteration going tonight. Okay. It's not quite rhyming, but okay. So, did you work on that, or did it just blossom from you?

I don't know. I was kind of just born with it. My mom's got a huge ass, and so I think I was just gifted from her. I swear.

I mean, I was a gymnast for 13 years, so it could be from working out so much, but I don't work out for shit no more. I just kind of do my thing. Your thing?

Is that from the Bay area, that thing? Wait a second. We're in a real country for about five minutes. Wait a second.

I'm from Ohio. I'm from Ohio. Hello. All right.

So, we have Brad wants to masturbate for two or four, or just four, I guess, Stevie or Jocelyn, either one. Bonnie is being left out. I don't know why, but you'd better perform now, girl.

Do you know about Bonnie, Brad? Okay. Is Brad on the, is he on the phone? Or is he, he's not on the phone.

He is on Twitter. He's been talking to me all day. He's been asking me to masturbate. Ah, yes.

I think I saw him. Did you masturbate for him? I did masturbate. No, he wants to masturbate for me.

What's his story? Tell him to take a picture. I don't. Quick picture.

Is it like porn star fans? Because I think I saw him. No, he's another one. He is another one.

Oh, that's another one who wants to do something for somebody here. We have a betty of just fabulous perverts. Yes. And friends, and lovers, and fans, and sweethearts that listen to this show, and sometimes watch

it. And yeah, porn star fan is after your panties. Oh, yeah. He wanted a pair of my panties.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I bet he'd like those stop staring panties. Okay.

So, too short will be in the house shortly. Okay. The house. Yes.

Very shortly. Well, not that shortly. But shortly enough, we're going to get deeper into these panties. He's flying in from New York.

He's still flying in. He did a show in Brooklyn. He did, right. Last night.

He's a busy guy. Yeah. He goes on and on. I don't know how he lasts so long, right.

You don't listen to his songs, honey. No, I don't know. No. But, you know, we'll be playing them later unless he can actually sing them.

But he might be tired. But yeah, I mean, that's a Bay Area song, Below the Whistle. Oh, yeah. That's all about the hyphy sound, right?

The hyphy movement. Are you up on that? I've been to the Bay a couple of times. Yeah.

Are you hyphy? Can you give me an example of hyphy? It's more of a dance, like when you reenact it. But I'm a New Yorker, so it's against my DNA to actually really do it.

Being hyphy just means the kind of vibe, the kind of dance. Okay, you are from the Bay. You can do it. Could you please get hyphy for us, Stevie?

Stevie Shake. Can you please get up here and get hyphy for us? How are hyphies? Oh, I don't know if I can be hyphy.

I need like a two-short song or something. She needs a soundtrack. I think that could be possibly arranged, right? Can we arrange that?

Don't we have two-short soundtrack here of some sort? I mean, I'm sure we do. I mean, we're... Okay, we're going to work that out.

So you think about getting hyphy. You're from Ohio, so what do you know about getting hyphy? That's shit. You are naturally hyphy.

Let me tell you right there. You're naturally hyphy. Hyper. Well, essentially, isn't that what hyphy is?

Kind of hyper with a beat? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so we're looking for two short.

If she teaches you, are you going to get hyphy, too? I am going to learn how to get hyphy. How to get hyphy? I lived in the Bay area for like two and a half years,

but it was way before hyphy. It was the days of high-fi, okay? So, you know, I mean, I need to learn to get hyphy, okay? And I think I can learn.

I think you can do it. I mean, because... We just got to learn to let loose. Just let loose and just fucking go around.

But I need your inspiration because you are a Bay area girl, right? But where'd you get that accent? All my family's from Iowa, and I lived in Iowa for about eight years.

So, I do... So, you're a cord-fed girl. Lived on a horse ranch with cornfield. I was wondering where the hair came from,

all that corn cob hair. It comes from the cornfield. I'm a dirty blonde, so I'm a little bit more hick than that. Right.

Sorry. I try to look a little bit smarter with the platinum. Where are you from, Prince Yeshua? I'm from Chicago.

Chicago. Get windy. Yeah. Windy city.

Blowing. I mean... Yeah. Okay.

I'll just... So, what made you decide to go into pornography? I like fucking. Okay.

That was it. Yeah. You were just fucking, and you just thought... This would be the thing to do.

I can't go to a job or anything. I just keep fucking. I got to get paid for it. Absolutely.

I'm going to. Absolutely. And I'm getting it. Right.

Right. And when did that epiphany, that realization appear before you? This was in 2004. I sent a videotape of me and a young lady to several companies out here in California.

And all of the companies got back at me. One company in particular chose to bring me out here and sign me to an exclusive $100,000 contract, which was West Coast Productions. And I've been here ever since.

Congrats. Congrats. So, when was that? That was in 2004.

2004. And then when did you found the Silverback Entertainment Company? Silverback Entertainment Inc. has been founded for the last three years now. Okay.

Yeah. And so, do you like being your own boss? Without a doubt. I signed my own checks to myself, so, you know, there's nothing greater.

Yeah. Yeah. Except when you want to raise. I mean, then you got to talk to yourself.

You might have an argument with yourself. I mean, I know these things. Yeah. But, yeah, I think there is nothing greater.

No, it's been a great experience. I've signed such porn stars as Vanessa Blake also. Vanessa Blake? Well, you come right up here, Vanessa Blake, and say hello.

Oh, well, we still have microphones. Come on up here. I'm imagining we're going to have a rap invasion. I'm not sure, though.

Maybe I'll just be one short guy. Okay. So, again, name? Vanessa Blake.

Vanessa Blake. I will not forget it. I think. Vanessa Blake, you are a Silverback girl.

Are you? What are you? She is. Yes.

Yes. She was looking. Maybe she's auditioning, and now you just got the job, I think. Well, a lot.

You are now a Silverback, I guess. Would it be girl? I mean, I don't want to say gorilla, because, you know, that doesn't sound girly somehow. It doesn't.

No, no. Gorilla sounds like a guy somehow, you think. But do you like being in porn? Have you just gotten into it?

No. I have been in and out for about almost four years now, and I absolutely love it. Yeah. I love it.

And where are you from? Born and raised in Southern California. Yeah. Yep.

Oh. I'm an orange county girl all the way. Oh, see. All the way.

Wow. And when did you decide to be a porn star? About almost four years ago, March 2nd of away. Ah.

So. And is that because? I mean, I get to have sex in front of people and get paid to do it. I mean, I get paid to get off.

I mean. You're an exhibitionist. I love it. It's great.

Yeah. So. It's fun. Uh-huh.

Good. Good for you. And what's your favorite two short song? Um, I am, like I said, I'm born and raised in Orange County.

Oh, you don't even know. So I, you know, I didn't really start listening to any of that kind of music until probably a few years ago. So I can't necessarily claim that I'm a big, huge fan.

Okay. So just say one of the songs we already said. No. It's okay.

California Girl. There you go. There we go. California Girl.

That's it. You're welcome. Any time you want some music, you can have it. Okay.

Oh, music. What were we going to do music to? She was going to do the hyphy. Right.

Show you the hyphy movement. Thank you for being my tangent spotter. You know what? Yeah.

That's what I do. Okay. Among other things. Yeah, that too.

Okay. I hope I don't look like a total idiot, y'all. So please excuse me for. Oh.

Would anybody possibly think she looks like an idiot? Absolutely not. I don't think so. I don't hear anybody that would.

Raise your hand if so. Raise your hand if you think that there's any way she could possibly look like an idiot. I don't think so.

Nobody's raising their hand. No, no way. They better not. And so you're going to come up here.

Okay. And do the hyphy thing. Hyphy dance. Hyphy moves.

Yeah. Hyphy. It's a dance. Okay.

And then I'm going to have my lovely other guests here, Maya Hills, who just changed her hair for us tonight. And she's going to assume this seat in just a moment. And so should we have the music to strut up onto the stage

to make the entrance? Do we? You can do it. Okay, here she goes.

You can do it. You can do it. You can do it. You can do it.

That's fine. That's fine. You could get up on the strigger pole if you want. You need more room than that.

Yeah, it's kind of a wide dance. Okay. It's a wide dance. Okay.

This is not the best song. You can just do a striptease. I think married to the game is my favorite album. I mean, that got me through my divorce and, you know,

really educated me on my butthole. All right. And all the lovely things it does. All right.

I'm not going to tell you not to. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Let's get a microphone.

And I was going to say if you accidentally throw your underwear at me, I would not be mad at you. All right. So we know this is your decision based on musical selections

that this music is more to get naked to than to dance high feet to. Yeah. Okay.

Would you say that this music is more to... Well, now there's... Okay. This is more to get naked.

There we go. Oh, here we go. Get naked. Oh, no.

Okay. Stevie Shea. What do you think, friends? What do you think, friends?

So does the padovo. This is a hot monkey. As long as that pussy ain't scared. Dancing make party niggas look...

Hypey shit up in here. Shit. Yeah. Get the hypey shit up.

Now that you're naked. Now show me how to dance hypey, really. Can we hear? Can we hear?

I go to San Fran every once in a while. Hypey dancing. Let's go ahead. Should we hear?

That's fine. That's fine. I need me naked anyway. We work out now.

Okay. So you... Oh my God. I love those.

This is the fucking shit. What are those? Those. Those are monkey bars.

Let me put them on you. Okay. Okay. Let's see.

What is this? What is this? This is some kind of crazy two person dildo. A monkey bar.

Let me put them on you. Monkey bars. Yeah. You go for a ride.

Okay. And something goes in here? Or... No, no, no, no.

You hold on. You go for... You hold on. You go for a ride.

When you haven't been told. And then... The prince knows what this is. Can you just show us?

I mean, you don't have to take your clothes off or anything. But can you just show us how you use this thing? I can illustrate that. Thank you very much.

Okay. Thank you very much. This looks great. And Maya Hills, come up to a microphone.

And Kasim, come on up to a microphone. Come on. Okay. So we're gonna...

What is this called now? It's the monkey bars. Monkey bars. Yes.

Well, you know, this is a total apeshit show. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy.

I love all that monkey gorilla bonobo shit. Yeah. All right. So here we go.

So this is a gizmo called monkey bars. Okay. Okay. Here we go.

Instead of holding them by a waist where sometimes a man could hurt or appear in an upper area. Doesn't he sound gentle when he says that? Sometimes a man could hurt her. You could hurt someone just leaning on them a little bit.

Whoa. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. That's a whole new invention.

Like I said, it's really a great new product that's out and we would advise that everybody get it. Right. This is your product?

No. No, no, no, no, no. Oh. A very close friend of mine brung it out.

And like I said, it's sweeping the nation right now. Well, we should sell it in shopping heaven. Hey. We'll sell this thing.

This looks like it's great. I mean, it's probably good for people with disabilities. Hello. You know?

Right? I mean, because it makes it easier to do some real thrusting. You know, not everybody can thrust that easily, right? This is for hardcore fuckers, man.

Well, yeah. It's for hardcore fuckers. But even regular fuckers can take a break with their arms and just go like this. Anybody can go for a ride.

Yeah. And go for a ride, yeah. Unless a girl knows how to fuck your dick from behind, you know what I mean? Then all you got to do is stand there.

And then, you know, she's doing it for you, but it's easier. Well, I'm just so pleased to see human ingenuity applied to sex. I think we should have different colors. Different colors.

Well, thank you, Maya. It's considering you changed your hair color. I did, I did. You're ready for a blonde one now, right?

Or your strawberry blonde now, right? Yeah. That would be, you were Burnett last time. I was jet black, actually.

Jet black. Excuse me. Six hours to get to a natural color today. Okay.

You want to talk about hair color, man? Oh, you've been through it. All right. Then let's not talk about hair color.

Let's talk about Bush. Unless we're talking about pussy hair color, I was going to say. How about Bush hair color? I know.

I'm actually growing some right now. Oh, you're alluding to something that now I'm going to need to see. Okay. Okay.

Jocelyn James is going to show us her bush. I have to get up here. You can hold that microphone so I can see this. Okay.

Jocelyn is definitely growing her bush. King, you have a front row seat. Look at Jocelyn James. That's the hole in one, you know.

You know what hole in one I'm talking about there. You know. Okay. That's where the tiger got the tail.

I mean, the other end is the tail, but all right. Personally, I like being an egg and mole rat. I don't really like all the hair. Yeah, shave it all off for me.

But you know what? When fans request you to have a bush, you know what? I'm all about my fans and giving them what the fuck they want. And I am all about variety.

And it's like, it's not hairy all the way down. It's all clean. So I mean, I like girls too and I don't want to lick some, you know. Right, right.

You know what I mean? So, you know, it's just furry on top. It's like a little fur rat. On the mound of Venus.

Yeah. Right. No, I like that. I've got that.

You know. I do. It's all about that. No, I like that.

And then shave around the lips though. Yeah, that's it. It's all clean. If you want to get the pussy lips.

Unless you really got a hair fetishist. You know what? You know what? See who's sitting there?

Oh, hey! Little Uno. It's Little Uno in the house. Yes.

And G. Hello. Young G. Hello.

Little Uno, welcome back. Thank you. Thank you. You know how to come back.

I know. And you came back quick. Not to say you come quick. But you came back quick.

Oh, I come quick. I come quick. You do that too. I didn't witness that.

But I heard. But you know, I'm glad to see you back quick. You know, because if you're going to come quick, then you got to come back quick. That's the secret.

You know. Keep it going. I'm surprised. Go on and on and on.

If you just keep coming, that's okay. So, okay. So, you're here. Well, so you were just up in the bay.

Yeah. Yep. Yeah. And we have this beautiful bay area lady here.

Gorgeous. Yeah, we talked a couple times. Stevie. Did you really just call me Stephanie?

I did. You know what? There's a guy named TJ Cummings that calls me Stephanie. Oh, I'm not him.

I'm not him. I'm not TJ Cummings. I know I look like him. Crazy.

Everybody always calls me either Stevie. Or Stephanie, so. Right. No, no.

But I have a lot of names to remember. But you're a Steffie. Steff. Stevie.

Stevie. Stevie. Stevie. Stevie Shay.

Yeah, it's like Stevie Nick. Stevie Wonder. Yeah. Stevie.

Okay. Stevie here just got hyphy with us. Oh my gosh. She missed it.

She really was very good. She might be persuaded to do it again. Yeah. I want to see it.

I missed it. I want to see it. That was very funny. Well, it was really, it was something.

And you've had a little break, you know. You're ready to get hyphy again? Just wait until everybody's here. Wait until everybody's here.

Okay. And I will damn sure get it again. I respect that. You know, because she did get hyphy for all of us.

And now she's waiting for short dog. So we got to retain her energy. But you know what? There could be someone else in the house.

It might. What is the equivalent of getting hyphy in Ohio? Getting naked on this stage. Okay.

Well, there's no place for you here. So you have to come up here, Bonnie Rotten. Yes. Here she comes.

She knocked out Vegas. And actually married. She got married. She got married.

Yeah. What do you do in Vegas? But get married, right? Or get divorced like I did.

Too damn much. Are you different now that you're married? No. Just more caring.

Aww. You know, Bonnie Rotten, you're already a very caring person. You know, you are. You are.

And I know you care enough about little Uno that you're going to assuage his disappointment that Stevie is not hyphying now. Oh, no. She's not going to hyphy.

She's going to wait. So, I mean, whatever the equivalent, what would you do? Would you do a pole dance to it? I'll do a pole dance.

Two short songs? I'll do a pole dance. I'll do a pole dance. Yeah.

Okay. Somebody wanted the microphone. Yep. So, yeah.

Captain, Captain. Actually, maybe Lil Uno can get over there and Maya can get in that microphone. You come over there because you, right? You want to sit over there?

Okay. Oh my God. We're switching, switching around here. She's stripping before she's getting up there.

I thought you were going to strip up. Okay. You got to be naked to dance. Oh, you got to be naked to dance.

Okay. That's one philosophy. I approve of that. Okay.

I'll cross-sign. So, now, do we have some music? Hold on a second. Maestro?

Here we go. This is not NBC, man. Oh, oh, right, right. No, I can't.

Hey, I love the tattoos, Bonnie. I love them. I love them. I love tattoos, tattoos and braces on my thing.

Bonnie has a tremendous amount of tattoos. These are the hanging gardens of Babylon on her chest. My chest is one of the southern wonders of the world. There you go.

I will lick your chest. She's a married woman now. I don't know if that has anything to do with chest licking. You said you're no different.

A little bit. A little bit different. Okay. And then we have spider webs on the titties.

And dead girls don't lie. Cry. Or cry. Well, they don't lie either.

Okay. I couldn't see that. They don't talk. Okay, here we go.

But they do dance. They do dance. Yeah. Zombie stripping.

Those bones start rattlein'. You know, those dead girls. Yeah, here we go. Well, here she is.

Bonnie Run. Now married woman. Whole cat. Dropin' it low.

For Lilu now. I like it. A great job, Mamacla. Yeah, I loved it.

She's like a professional on things. Well, I think she is a professional. Are you a professional? You're a professional stripper. Oh, wow. It shows. It shows. Thank you. At the age of 18, a professional stripper. Oh damn, girl, when did you start? I started dancing five months ago.

Oh, okay. Wow. Well, you must have practiced before. No, I never did. I learned everything, like... Get on stage and try it. We must call her a pole dancing prodigy then. Absolutely. I think we must. Some kind of Einstein-like shit. Yeah, something like that. You're the stripping Einstein.

Why do all strippers get married now? What's up with that, man? The men in the clubs, man. All strippers get married? They keep it in the family. Is that something? But isn't that a sign that you're not supposed to fall in love at the club? Isn't that a rule? But I don't think that rules out getting married. Just because you can't fall in love doesn't mean you can't get married.

Well, you're supposed to love when you're married, right? Aren't you supposed to love when you're married? No. Who said no? Well, Miss Rotten here. She's from the new generation. I didn't say no. You have to love someone to get married. Okay, but that's why you don't fall in love at the club. No, not in the club.

Wait, you just said fall in love. No! You guys are confusing me. Oh, no, no. It's all her feelings. She's had good hands. Be in love and happily ever after, and I hope it works out. Thank you. You're welcome. Oh, you're so sweet. I was really being genuine. I was trying to be.

I don't believe in marriage, but I believe in happily ever after. You don't believe in marriage? I don't either. Why don't you believe? I've never been married. I was married. It was the worst shit I ever fucking did. They're obviously not strippers. Right. Oh, wow. I fucked for a living.

Maybe porn stars don't get married. Well, I don't know. I had a married porn star couple here the other night, and they've been together for five years. Yeah, but it's because they fuck other people, and it's okay. There are so many women. So if you can get married and have an open relationship and just fuck whoever the fuck you want.

Yes. If we all fucking get paid to do it, then yes. That would be my happily ever after. There are so many people, if porn and stripping, that there's all kinds of choices as to whether you want to get married or not. I don't want to be tied down to one person. I like girls. I like guys. I like variety. And I want him or whoever I'm with to just fucking teach me shit that I didn't know I liked.

And Bonnie would like someone to make her breakfast in the morning. And I cook too, and I love doing laundry. I'm like that. I honestly love that though. Like just swingers, you know? Just swing them up. I don't do labels, but what we do is what we do, and whatever you want to call it, I guess.

So Too Short, who is our guest of honor, who's not here, so we can talk about him, right? He just texts me. He'll be here shortly. Okay, but in the meantime, I want to talk about him. So like, has he been married or not? Because there's one Wikipedia entry that says he was married and has kids, four kids.

No kids. I'm just kidding. And I think Phoenix, Arizona, which certainly didn't sound like him. That's a lie. But there's lots of lies on the internet anyway, okay.

But there's really not very much about his personal life on the internet. Sure. Don't let him hoes. Exactly. Right.

Right, huh. So he doesn't get married. You don't have to love somebody to love what they do to you. I agree with that. I love you for that.

I love you for that. Sure should be a porn star. Seriously. Yeah. I think he's in a porn, right? Except he doesn't actually fuck with him.

It's POV. Except he lives with Jocelyn. What? No. Oh, I didn't know. Don't make that lie.

Have you ever made a porn? Uh-oh. This is Jocelyn. I know.

Hi, Kim Kasim. Hello. He's just talking to your microphone. Oh, hello.

What's your favorite, uh, little, uh, you know, two short song? Cocktail. Cocktail. That's a nice, that's nice.

Yeah. So, uh, oh, oh, look at, she's going to become a little slave girl now. Uh-oh. Okay.

Okay. I think married life is working out for her. Yeah. She's tying the knot on someone else now.

I just, for those of you who are not watching or listening on radio, uh, Bonnie, uh, Rotten, who is always busy, that she's hyphy in that Ohio way. She's always kind of just doing something.

And so she has just put on a little slave collar. And chains on the lovely Stevie Shea. Okay. Stevie Shea from the Bay by way of Iowa.

There you go. And, and Stevie Shea is, uh, what do you think of this, um, get up here? I think it matches my underwear. Yeah.

Yeah. We got yellow and gold going on, you know. And then the black on your neck matches the black around your waist. Collars, chains, whips.

I love it. I love them boys. Yeah. Okay.

They're monkey bars, baby. You want to try them out? You want to try out the monkey bars? You want to try out the monkey bars?

I would love to try out the monkey bars. All right. Okay. Well, later.

Later. Well, you know, Prince Yasha would try out the monkey bars. He didn't take his pants off or anything. Not yet.

I mean, hopefully. Oh wow. But he tried them out just, you know, kind of to give us a demonstration of how it works. You missed that part.

It's soft core. All right. All right. Soft core.

Darn. You go learn today. You go learn today. So Maya Hills, what is your favorite two short song?

Probably Cocktails too. Cocktails. Yeah. Yeah.

If we play that. You know, it's very interesting. I just sold my range and I just got on Escalade and I was popping the CDs out, giving to buyer.

And one of the CDs was two shorts, 2008. And I was going to bring it from the sign of I forgot my other purse. And it was kind of interesting because I got to buy it here tonight. So I think we should just find cocktails and play it and you should strip tease to it

or something. Yeah. We have these people, ladies. I do.

I do. I think these ladies want to be entertained. Don't you? Yes.

I got. Movies. Yeah, I do have movies. Yes, you do.

I saw them when they were brand new. And now they're a little broken in. I was on your bed. Yeah.

Right. Okay. So can we find cocktails? Is that possible?

Who's it by? Well. Oh, well. For all the Polish people that are in the audience that's by two short.

You know, you're my favorite man. What do I know? He doesn't have to know. He's the captain.

So just a captain. Right. I'm like the Italian captain. I hope you don't have to find the song though.

Are you supposed to find the song? No, no. You have an assistant to do that. I hope.

I hope you have a first mate that's going to help you find it. Uh-oh. I'm sorry. Okay.

Who know this song? Internet. Hello. These are the tales.

The freaky tales. These are the tales that I tell so well. You don't like my dirty rap. Sing along because he's not here.

Please. Short dogs on the mic tell the tales except he's not. Hey. All you washed up holds time.

Be okay, gee. Okay, Maya, this is your song. Oh, I'll dance with you, sir. Oh.

I'm saying now. They're home now. They're home now. I got work tomorrow.

She's got work. She could only dance when two short gets here. How's he getting here? He'll be here in 10 minutes.

All right. 10 minutes. Is that Mr. Marcus? 10 minutes or real-time 10 minutes?

Uh-oh. Oh. Uh-oh. You're right.

I love Mr. Marcus. He's late all the time. Hey, I was late. Hey, we are all late.

I was late. Remember? But you were Mr. Marcus late. Don't remind me.

It's rapper time. Hey, I was actually, this is on time today. Where are you? Last time I got here at 12 o'clock.

You know, it was an accident, but I'm sorry. Hey, G, I'm always late. This is my big cousin by the way, G, you know. Hey, G.

Hey, G. He's always late. G was actually here way early. He's always on time.

And so you guys work together in the pack? No. LUT. It's my blood cousin.

LUT. Yeah, loyalty, unity, and trust. It's my right hand right here. Wow.

That sounds like the Boy Scouts are. Oh, my God. What is that? I mean, it's some version of it.

The Gangsta Boy Scouts. It's all family. It's only, it's a couple of us, you know, shout out to C. Yolan, Dayla, everybody, Smurf.

LUT, baby. LUT, baby. Yeah. Okay, Smurf.

But is it a band or is it, it's a brotherhood? It's just, we just family, you know. It's a crew. It's a crew.

It's a crew. Family. Family. Family.

Family. Family. Family. Family.

Family. Family. Family. Family.

Family. Family. Family. Family.

Family. Family. Family. you're so cute I live in the valley

I live in a valley yeah I live as crazy I live in Sherman Oaks so I'm like oh but Maya Maya is part Eskimo yeah I was born in West Siberia born in West Siberia she is not sexy sexy if anybody doesn't know where West Siberia yeah I know we're just glad you got here

some people are standing at the door but I don't know if that's you don't know what you're doing here obviously you know bubbles bubbles bubbles bubbles I'm always telling bubbles she should be a performer because she's so I mean and she I mean she just drew my attention just now like who's that you know and it's

bubbles our photography she's one of our photographers and we'd all like her to be a performer she could take pictures of me any day yeah we're all waiting for two short so he's gonna be walking in any moment don't you want him to see you first do what does somebody want to be on the pole when he comes walking in you

don't have to start dancing I just take your position take your position in the position right okay she's taking the position is just gonna hang out don't don't don't don't exert yourself too much beautiful Bonnie yeah she's gonna do some with you maybe my okay she's assumed her position what's your position

sitting here you want to take these on okay here so we take the monkey belt off I don't know I think the monkey belt is kind of cool you want the monkey belt I like the monkey belt right the monkey belt doesn't interfere here let's just keep this together for the next okay this is this is it strippers and gangsters

or gangsters and strippers we're all bitches we're gonna get rowdy if he doesn't get here so Bonnie is in her position right and I mean we have Bonnie even the captain is texting we know that something important is going on this it wasn't like this the last time we had people on

the bed well that's why everyone's waiting for your uncle here that's why no we weren't we were busy last time last time we were celebrating Aeros day the state of suspense you know what here's that suspense anal sex well I am convinced that she really likes that

anal toy okay I know but I learned I know I'm gonna be here wrap universities Dean of Pimpology thank you so much for joining us here's a microphone sorry to take it away from you honey but it's okay now you can get up

though and drop it low welcome what's up you you I'm so happy to have you and actually the show is not quite over right it's amazing too sure it's not too late okay I almost ran up in Sam's this now I know we were afraid of that we're afraid with all the you know yeah well we were gonna money on the floor we're

gonna send a team of seals to get you out of there so a lot of pussy a lot of pussy on this corner you know you gotta get your sperm upstream you're gonna you know seduce it upstream so it well you know I mean they don't have this like Sam's right this is not Sam's this is this is the womb room Sam's is a PG compared to

this yeah well actually everyone is is kind of waiting for you all these girls are telling me how horny they are but they wanted to you know who that is that's miss Bonnie rotten she just got married she's just 18 years old Bonnie would you just stand up please you're dropping it a little too low and she

has just gotten married so I mean what do you think about marriage she looks like a bad girl out yeah and name is rotten rotten to her might be fun it might be yeah I think Jackson even now he's smiling yeah he's smiling 18-year-old bride yeah dog gone all right yeah I was like a Christmas present yeah and keep

song-giving it's not even Valentine's Day but she just got married so you know that's maybe that I don't know do you find that titillating married women or single or does it matter well and I you know it's a lot of lot of lot of women out there and I can't I kind of stay away from the Mary the Mary thing you know okay all right

well and we got Stevie who is wearing monkey bars I saw those at the convention last week yeah right she's a great model they're going around I heard they work to show it was was demonstrating them a little bit just a little just a little bit you might give me some monkey bars yeah ever use them no but

I'm planning on it so you have a new album it's coming about 30 coming about a month we're getting ready to come with it yeah no you don't have to do that I have my own oh you just wanted me to suck it but that no that would sure no I mean other things but so whose favorite was blowjob Betty over there oh oh you

oh as before you was born he loves a pole everything's before she was bordering wow so who's the best dick-sucking female in the room right now this is the question actually she is amazing she is amazing Sabrina you can tell she'll take you out you cut right to the chase I mean we have we could have dancing we could

have you know booty dropping you're right to the dick-sucking well I think we should extend the show tonight yeah well we're we're already doing that brought in a new crew going into over time clock let's keep it going 60 thousand dollars an hour yeah we got the night crew coming in yeah we got the night crew I

think we were we were you know playing your songs and dancing and now you're here they were saying that they were saving themselves for you and I want to know what they were saving I don't know what they were oh she's going she's from Ohio but I think she understands the hyphae thing she's open for

two days yeah all we need is some patrol well I don't have that but I do well I think we have that yeah we got patrolled well I have a new drink would you like it to try it right this is a cool drink this is a cool drink liquor made from the cocoa leaf but perfectly legal yes you fucked up but

here's the thing you gotta lick the salt the cocoa leaf salt off of a body part right spider webs off of the spider webs well we can have someone show him how it's done I mean yeah okay let's do would you like to show how it's done yes okay all right here we go so now Bonnie I want to see your lick somebody else but

she who was just asking for something else oh you know you know okay oh oh she's got the speculum out already well you know these girls are getting hardcore on me now all right you want to you want to lick it out from her g-spot is that it okay like that I like that one okay here we go well here's the salt now you have

to lick the spot that you're going to lick the salt off of and then we put the salt on and then you lick the salt okay see I gotta stand up I can't see okay all right now Bonnie rotten is lying down too short is standing up and the monkey but someone could hang on to the monkey bars right now actually they're

available and the store near you so what are you gonna lick off of just pick pick yeah okay two shorts hang on to the monkey bars and now she's going for the spider webs all right good choice yep okay and now we get a little bit of salt here oh and I got to get the drink ready for you because of course you're

going to want that yes and now we do the lick a super big one are you talking about this is the man behind you are you talking about what's what's up your ass right now the super big one okay okay you don't know anything about those okay so here you go the nipple suck the nipple and yeah there she goes everyone's

silent for that you know people are all talking over each other before and there's such a you know beautiful silence that passes over us watching and you get another nipple with salt yes absolutely sure you just hang on to the bar when all right bring on the patrol nori bring on the patrol here we go

oh that's a lot of salt what you asked for it honey you wanted more salt you got it she's getting salty oh she yeah I'm sure I'll let you the LAPD check this out it is salt it's just dangerous looking but you shouldn't snort it people have bars well you are getting sloppy drunk aren't you be atch okay well getting silly

here you know our guest of honor has just arrived and already we're spilling all over him all right so interesting so now why don't we play something from your new album you got anything well the new singles are money on the floor we are somewhat prepared oh look at me between the two hunks take some pictures okay just

all right so there you are interesting what is interesting Bonnie we're all pretty dark mocha-looking skin and then we got the two pale people and between us you're a mocha-looking person yourself Bonnie from your tan from the tanning bed right it's just and all those tattoos too yes oh wow

I lost my voice a little bit oh my gosh oh yeah you're going to hear yourself now sounding really good okay that's the first single from the new album Bonnie this is your time girl oh Bonnie this is your time pick it up girl a lot going on just taking in everything around the room it's like a lot going

well this is the womb room this is where we all came from this is it this is we're in the womb room now and this is you know a bunch of people okay some of whom you might know some of whom I mean all of whom are your fans only let two short fans say what's up everybody our Max's fans some of my fans two of them

all of them better be my fans and you know Jocelyn right yes she she looked up from her texting I didn't recognize what her clothes are I know she was waiting for you before she would take them off well I wouldn't do it in front of everybody just you know nobody's watching I will later later she keeps

this later stuff but you know I'm living it private like I should have done earlier I got to be right here yeah okay you know this guy this guy your nephew Lulu know he's he's the one that you know he's arranged all this hair cut for a while now really actually cut it angry back yeah he's one of those long-haired

hippies from the bay you know exactly the movement is alive and well in the bay no doubt about that bridge that's I took that from the top of the Golden Gate bridge on the Marin side not the hyphae side what were you doing up at the top of the bridge she was crazy I was you have sex on the Golden Gate you know I have

well you know it took the Dean of Pimpology to get it out of me you know every woman's a whole especially when you're on the Golden Gate bridge with you know guy took you up there and won't let you down unless you fuck them right now I I mean I'll throw you over the side yeah you know then I gotta try

that one that's right yeah that's a psychology move right there any captain memories my new nickname from too short international pussy okay we'll put in our resume yeah and the CD right there international pussy so this is Maya Hills she's also been saving us for you she's very talk about she's got a day job

tired she's actually she's half Eskimo is half Eskimo well I'm gonna last good next month okay meet you out there well I'm actually born in West Siberia so it's part of Russia I'm native Siberia so Maya actually I found your CD in my car that's too short 2008 and because I was changing cars and that CD has been my

car since like 2008 hey I hear something else what's what do you hear hella clear is hella clear I might look funny though man I would kind of like to see it I mean she said that she was going to do a strip tease once you got here so can we have cocktails I want to see I want to see close enough I want to see what the

work it's cold we need to warm it up so I need to warm them up just give her some drugs okay turn on we see you out of vagina whoa you know you did not get your shot would you like to sure yeah come on up here you have your choice of lovely ladies and handsome men come over let us see her pussy she has sexy

walk sexy while bubbles is here now everyone okay but here is Maya so you have your your choice of who you would like to too short she would like to do her shot off of you okay I've got it here never had a shot off of me it's a body shot you get the body that's what you do the girls navels not dudes well

how about if the girl was naked she gets naked halfway naked oh hell no halfway show what we're starting with halfway no what now we're going to have way here okay we'll go yeah we got some music start with the hat hell

over to get okay you lick it off of Prince Prince wants body shot her I mean, they look like they look like motherfuckers on TV. That was a nice ass titties. No, no, no, no.

These guys, you don't want to play with her. I'm sure you can offer her some part. Some of them titties, give them some titties. Oh, everybody wants to feel those titties.

Now, someone should offer her a body part to the girls. How about we take a shot off of her? I think she gets a shot. Dude, she's so cute.

Okay, suck the nipple first. Here she goes. Freaky shit, baby. You don't have to drink it all. You can share.

This is Maya Hills. Having her shot off of some hills. Everybody's now sitting down. No, now your titties are ready for somebody.

I'm going to have a seat. Oh, I'm on Daddy's lap now. I'm so happy. When did you first become a pimp?

I think I caught the bug at an early age. When I was in elementary school, I used to make my girlfriend give me her milk and cookies and all that stuff. Did she get her milk and cookies from other guys?

At first, I said just share with me. Then I graduated to go get his milk and bring it to me. Very entrepreneurial. But the first thing you got to learn about being a real pimp is

don't be afraid to ask. Don't be afraid to ask. You are a real teacher, I want to say that, because all of your raps are full of education.

They're all about getting it. The game goes on on so many levels. People tend to say two short raps dirty and explicit. What you do?

If you go through the entire album. My life went through all the albums. I recently went through them. I was very excited about all the knowledge.

This is the Dean of Pimpology here. This is about the game, about seducing people for all kinds of reasons. The best advice you can give someone who has a difficult time getting women and stuff like that is just say,

go listen to two short raps. Your life will change. Were you ever censored in the 80s about Nancy Reagan sucking your dick?

I was totally under the radar. I never got the tipper gore. The tipper gore? No, no, no.

With the bulldozers over the dirty rap CDs? They're always focused on two live crew and NWA. They didn't get up on short dot. It's your turn now.

Get the weave, baby, get the weave. Oh, okay. I'm jealous. Blow the whistle.

She's a good bitch when you got my blood from me. Yeah, do you like being a good bitch? Oh, look at that. She's a good bitch.

Three. I think in the cradle here. Mama was bumping two short. He probably got conceived to a two short song.

Oh, absolutely. For real. How are you? How are you?

You look like somebody I know from San Jose. I might have used to know your mama. She's from the bay. Unk, she is from the bay.

I was born in 92, yo. I used to get a lot of pussies in San Jose in 91. San Jose. I have f**ked so many pussies in San Jose.

Bubbles, everybody is after you. We love bubbles. What's your mama's name? You want me to come up there?

Yeah, come on up here. We'll, I guess, make some room. We'll have a little rap. A little hip hop hyphy.

Hop, hop, hoppy. Rap, hoppy. Snap. Snap, crackle, pop.

Yeah, go ahead. Oh, no, I can't. I'll fall down. Hey, we can wrap it up. We can wrap it up.

Hey, man, we gotta get my nigga Jeep. Come on, man. Hey, no, y'all look like pimps up there, man. Come on, man, get up here.

Yeah, pimps with all the hoes, look at this. Yeah, you gotta get up here, nigga, come on. I'm chillin', man. Good play. I like it.

You want to play a CD? You're doing a cappella now. This is spontaneous. Can I just see that ass real quick? Can you just do a whole spin?

Oh, my God. You gotta show him how you pussy pop it. You gotta pull him to the side. You gotta pull him to the side, though.

We gotta pull him to the side. There we go. Now you gotta bend over and pop it. Take Minnie Mouse with a dog real. With a fat pussy.

Where are we at now? Are we cappella? Are we hearing something? Showing to the world. Let him be free.

You have those titties. Those are your tickets, honey. Right? What can she do with those titties? She just got them. She could do lots of things about titties.

She could make about 1.3 million with this one. This one's gonna probably make twice that. That's the purpose, right? This one's gonna make twice that.

Yeah, $3 million were intense. What you gonna do with it? This is an economics professor here, okay? Okay, enough with the titties. Can we get them naked?

You know what I'm saying? You're the pimps, boys. I think you need to sing, and then they do that. Do you want to like that shit?

Rap? No, no, not like that shit. I rap. Just your can-cannies. I want to see Dr. Suzy drive it like it's hot.

That's what I'm talking about. I guess I will if I hear something to drop it too. Oh, he needs to be inspired. Where's the DJ?

Tell the DJ to bring it back. I'll do my best. I'm waiting. Yeah, yeah. I did get on the pole, and that was about it.

Okay, blow the whistle instrumental. Okay, blow the whistle instrumental. Let's do it. If I rap, somebody else got to rap, too. Not just him, some one of y'all.

Teaser. You got to rap, Teaser. You gonna rap? Can't understand how- You gonna freestyle? I go on and on, and on, and on, and on.

Just sing your song. Suzy gonna rap. You gonna rap? No, you got to rap.

We're all gonna rap. We're all gonna all rap. If you rap, I'll rap. Every rap is all rap.

Just a group effort. Teamwork, baby. What's that motto? Loyalty, you know what I lost on?

Titties. You ready? Let's go. I don't want to know.

Can't understand how you rap so long. I must have superpower. I'll grab two random 25,000 hours Get it calculated to the math

I made a thousand songs to make it move your ass And for the last 300 months, I made 16 albums with me on the front And they blow up When you get your beats, I heard 93 rappers saying

Bitch like me, two seniors that take immediate hands And I'm still gonna say it every chance you give me a call What's my favorite word? Bitch!

Why you gotta say it like short? Bitch! So you can't play on my court, can't play with the big dogs Stay on the porch and show the whistle

Minnie Mouse is rapping Hey, she gon' crazy, she gon' crazy I like her Hey

Now you gotta take a shot, you gotta take a shot for that I'm dropping it low on Prince Yashua's name Okay, just so you know Hey, look, oh, look at Suzy

Look at Suzy Pussy, hey Pussy, what are they? Now I have ruffles in that motherfucker I'm waiting, I need some poetry now

But Pussy, what? Take that shit off Take that shit off Okay, monkey bars, coming over here

Uh-oh Where's my monkey bar girl, come here Uh-oh Bonnie, what's up B?

You know I don't drink, girl I have never, ever, ever been drunk a day in my life No, no, he doesn't drink Never, I don't drink

You can't even pay me to take a shot He drinks pussy juice Oh, wow Hello

Through a straw Through a straw I love you little Luna I love you too, baby

I love your dreams I love you too, baby Okay, we're, we got She was in it, man

I'm hot, man You good, nigga? You love it I love it

Hey, so, Susie You look like you having fun over there You know, uh I love it

I love it I'm licensed Okay, who knows what blow the whistle means, class? Microphones

Man, cash, get out of the chain Blow the whistle and blow in that blood Until you just go into your eyes On the back of your head

Okay, okay Blow job, Betty Dude, suck my dick That's the obvious thing

Wow Sometimes the truth is the obvious thing You know, whistle, like, you do it with You know what I mean

Like little boy blue Like blowing the skin flute, baby Yes Well, if these guys aren't gonna sing, just turn it up

Bop Uh-oh Hey, can we get somebody on the pole? Can we get somebody on the pole?

You wanna get on the pole? Yeah, can we get somebody on the pole? You said you said Come on, girl, come on

We gotta get you on the pole I'mma help you take it off, too Come on, take it off, we gotta take them off There you go, take your shoes off, girl

Don't be scared, don't be shy She's gotta take your shoes off Yeah, okay Well, we are now going to

Uh-oh Okay, we've had a few drinks We're here to get on that pole Okay

Okay, so now we have another song Here What do you want? Oh, we need another version of Blow the Whistle

The version where the Luna Blow The CD from your car But this is easier, that's slow

You said Blow the Whistle will make her Shake it a little more You got her a slow motion, baby Play the other song, man

Yeah, she's slow No, yeah Well, I mean, people have different things They seem to appreciate it

I was in a long time ago, I went to Brazil Yeah It was the first time I ever saw a live sex act It was very entertaining

Just to see it A live sex act What was that? You should come back

You can come to the valley and watch it every day Ah, live sex acts I'm sure you would be invited to any porn set You know

I mean, you've never seen like a porn Ah, I'm being shy No, I'm not talking about that I'm talking about sex in the room

Sex in the room Yeah, you know This is Prince Yeshua's specialty, huh? Yeah

Sex in the room Absolutely How do you make it happen? I mean, different ways

I mean, you know, whether if the camera's on or off I mean, you know, you make it out Yeah Have you ever had sex with Miss Maya Hills?

No He fucked you in the ass How about the pussy, the Eskimo person Pussy and ass

Both Both? Did you have a preference? Uh, absolutely not

All were good All were good Yeah All were good

Yeah, which, when's the last time he fucked you? I don't know, like a month ago, right? Yeah Yeah, aren't you due?

Yeah, we definitely do We are We are Vegas is just too busy for us

Vegas We had ABNs just last week Just this last weekend So it's pretty much like the Grammys for porn

If any of you guys don't know Yeah, yeah, we know It's so fucking, it was so insane Red carpet, everything on my lord

You went to the wars? Yeah, of course Did you hear too short? Did you miss that part?

I was on stage Bonnie was on stage Too short with singing I actually left

She left before the reward You cheated, you walked the You walked the red carpet and went back to your foot Little reflect on that

You cheated That's what she did That is what she did Pretended like you were there

And never sat in your damn seat But you know, that's what people who like to fuck do I did not Why should they be sitting through some awards?

We were actually there and we got a chance to watch But you won an award No, no, I didn't win an award this year What you had?

I was on stage You were supposed to win That's why you're there You're supposed to win

But I was actually there You should have won You know, Mr. Marcus got on the stage with him So it was a good time

It was a good time It would be great A whole song just for the porn world A whole song just for the porn world

Actually, I didn't tell anybody But that night, that entire day and night During the awards, before the awards, afterwards I was shooting a music video

Honestly, I think every one of your songs Is for the porn world, really I mean at least three quarters of them Really

I really wanted to get that video together And bring it to you today No, we were talking about that We only had a week's time

Well, I mean, you know, here's my assessment Of the room here Is that we are going to officially Have a grand finale right now

And then the show is going to be over And then we're going to have the after party I love the after party I love the after party

See, Max is already ready for the after party Because he's not even sitting in his chair anymore You know, that's grandpa Grandpa, that's grandpa

Okay, this is the captain here By the way, the captain is now Cancer-free, did I already announce it? Yay!

So, we're very excited about that Let's send that prayer to my mother And your mother Good luck to your mother

Thank you You know, it's an enemy that's out there That we're all fighting in different ways Cancer?

Yeah The cancer hoe Cancer is not a hoe Cancer is a bitch

That's my point Exactly Whatever we would call it I just settled that

But I'm glad you said it with much more Meaning Are you supposed to say Fuck that bitch

Fuck that bitch Right, and that's what we say That's what we've been saying for a few months here And that's why we just did

I mean, the bitch might come back Well, she might be a hoe That doesn't know how to do her homework Hoes, you pay because they're projects

Well, listen, not all hoes get paid They just, you know You know what I mean? Okay

If you're a hoe that doesn't get paid If you're a hoe that doesn't get paid You're just a slut Well, that too

If you're a hoe that don't get paid There's something wrong with you There's something wrong with you If you ain't getting paid

If the pussy ain't getting paid There's something wrong There's really something wrong You know what my thing is, ma'am?

I just never could understand How could somebody be in possession of a vagina And be broke And no money

Yeah, I don't understand anything On the same day Yeah Man

If you've got a working vagina You can always do something with it Even if your vagina doesn't work It's in demand

It's in demand Two other hoes It ain't even got to be working Somebody would pay for broken vaginas

Now Have you ever really been a pimp? I mean really I have spent a lot of hoe money

But my job is too good to Focus on being a pimp I spent a lot of hoe money though If you know what that means

I think so I mean You know, you get the hoes Through the

It's an indirect sort of Economic understanding I've spent a lot of hoe money Spent the money, like

Thousands of money, hoe money So the hoes pay you? But it's not like Here's some money, my pimp

It's more like the game Pays me back because All these years I've been speaking up on it

And the hoes are buying your records? There's a lot of women out there That are actually real Real successful prostitutes

Who A part of the motivation was What they heard Two Shorts saying They said I made it sound good

And then they got into it And they liked it And it's like You know, you have this victim

This victim angle That you want to think about hoes But they don't see themselves as victims It's very

I don't know if we had to pick a percentage How many hoes are victims And how many hoes are just like working Good job

Well, we're all hoes now I think Just sort of like All Americans

Actually, Alex has a shirt I don't know if he's wearing it Toto los prostitutas What is that?

Todos los prostitutas? Fuck art, let's fuck Now it's fuck art, let's fuck He always has an interesting term

We're all hoes We're all hoes You know, because Because we're all working

Or else we're, you know, just We're either hoes Or trust fund submissives That's what

You know, I mean Because if you got a trust fund Then you're not a whore exactly You just have to grovel

To the executor Hey, man I honestly I respect a whole

More than I respect a slut Honestly Any day I fuck with a hoe

Before I fuck with a slut Any day because You know Okay, wait, wait

I got a good one for you Let's rank them Let's rank these Let's rank them in order

Okay Hey From top From the best

No, listen Hookers Strippers Sluts

Like little sluts and tramps And point stars And bobbers What about

No, no, no, no, no Bobbers are the same as sluts and tramps So you got Hookers

We got hookers Who sell pussy We have porn stars Who do fuck scenes for money

We have strippers Who dance for money And we have sluts Who tramps just fuck for free

They're like the fuck party girls The thing is If you ask any one of these girls I'm getting you wet

Just rub it in, honey If anyone of these girls About the other one They're all gonna say that

They're the best Yeah They're like Well, sure

They're like the negative side of all of them But how do you rank them? Well, I mean, I like variety No, how do you rank them in terms of

How are you selling us a show? The number one The number one hookers are in Washington Oh, oh, you bet

Well, the lobbyists are the It's the government They're the good hookers All of our representatives

I guess Obama would be the number one hooker You know, he would be the top The top of the top Listen, I find you

And he's a great hooker I love him If I knew If I knew when you were coming tonight

Yeah We couldn't figure out When you were coming tonight But we were gonna send you

Obama's bus His campaign bus His campaign bus From his last campaign

Are you serious? Yeah It's serious And it's a big black bus

And it's beautiful It is But we didn't know When you were coming in

Nobody We couldn't figure it out Next time We'll send a bus for you

We'll send it It's got a stripper pole in it It's got a stripper pole It's got a bar

But they put that in after Obama Yeah, they put it here Right But yeah, I mean, certainly

Washington has the biggest hose And I don't know if there's A way to say that some are superior To others

I mean, I like to just Bring people together, you know The professors and the porn stars And the strippers and the gangsters

Well, somewhere out there There's a girl who's a porn star Who sells pussy, dances at clubs And she's a little slut

Well, I was gonna say I know a porn star Who actually is also a sexologist You know, so

You're sure that wasn't Nancy Reagan And a stripper Right Well, how'd she do

Stuck in your cock? Was she good? Nancy Reagan, wow Yeah

If you did that shit now You said something about the president's wife these days That's right They're gonna take you out, motherfucker

Barbara Bush, suck my dick I'd have got murdered Right Yeah, it's tougher now

Got black hawks coming down I think there's more censorship Sort of self-censorship because I just think Ronald Reagan

Was so gangster He didn't give a fuck about what I was saying And Nancy Ho No, she was great Ho

You know, I mean, really Fabulous I mean, she called her man daddy, didn't she? Or he called her mommy, actually

Actually, she got it going on She had him calling her mommy Right Right

So, you know It's just What can you say, what can't you And you always say what needs to be said

So Good stuff Do you want to rank him? I'm sorry, I can't rank him

I'm a therapist, so I have to give everybody equal time Hard work You can lay down and make more money than that Well, hookers usually want to make you come fast

And porn stars want to make you last We need strippers We need them Is that a wrap?

Yeah Say it again I don't know if I can say it again What was that?

Oh, hookers want to make you come fast And porn stars want to make you last Or maybe the other way around That's the other way around

Where it says what to make you last Hookers want to make you come fast Anyway And then what about these little

How do you identify yourself? Are you a porn star, a hooker, a stripper? No How do you identify yourself?

Model? No, I do porn Okay, love it Second and fucking and loving it

But no, I'm not a hooker And I'm not an escort And I don't do privates Like, there's a lot of girls

She says that with a lot of passion Lannes There's a lot of girls that Oh, shit, holy crud

There's a lot of girls that do videos And then But I think there's a huge difference Because each girl in porn is like a brand

You know And girls that just Fuck for money They're just fucking for money

You listen Like, you're brand new in the business There's a lot of I'm not trying to call you out

Or anything But there's a lot of girls that are fresh In the business that don't understand You need to build a brand

She's making a good point You need to build your brand There's girls that are just in the business That's what I mean.

I've never seen a whore with a brand. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, like, I'm a business woman. I'm market everything.

That's how I look at myself, too. I mean, I'm not knocking anybody that does what they do. Get your money, baby, because I'm not your life. I'm not going to control you.

I'm not paying your shit. Do you. Just don't give me shit when you're doing you. I feel like we had a porn star town hall meeting.

I think we are. If you come on set with you and you do what you do in your private life, and you give me some shit, fuck that up. We are.

No, no. I can't understand. Oh, five. They're getting very emotional.

I'm not trying to get no gun to her pacifalase. I'm just a bitch living her private life. Yeah, no, I, you know what? I respect everything, but I came to business in oh five

and I left the business oh eight and I just recently came back. Same did I. And I'm just making my money. I don't give a fuck what girls do on the side.

Drop it low for that money on the floor. Hey, I'm a business woman. Yeah, absolutely. We have some questions from our Twitter, uh, verse.

We have questions. What is the best lube for anal sex? Oh, there's so many. One of my favorites is Millennium by ID.

That's one of my personal favorites. I like arrows. I love Millennium. Okay, arrows, arrows, arrows.

This is for the. And then they're like half there's that. This is for you to have anal sex or for you to put it in. That works for everything.

Definitely for me to put it in. He only puts it in. Do you only put it in or do you also take it? What the hell?

In the end. I'm a therapist. I can ask questions like that. You don't have to answer.

Exit only, baby. Exit only. Exit only. So catch.

Oh, our friend. Yes. Catch 822 on Twitter. Hailey says, tell Dr.

Susie to ask them for their. This paces. Okay. This is a little, this is a little, uh,

you gotta take faces. You gotta get high up like MDMA or ecstasy or something. Straight Molly. She wants you to get, you know,

here you go. Here you go. That's one. Oh, this is a thing.

Space. Okay. We gotta get a close up on that. So should we do that?

It's a little. Where's our cameras? Sleeping? This is a thing.

You do when you're, um, rolling off ecstasy. And you're doing it. You did it good.

You got to bite the inside of your mouth though. You got to bite the inside of your mouth. You ain't doing it right. Bite the inside of your mouth.

You know when somebody's rolling off ecstasy and they just sitting over there and their mouth is just doing stuff. Like you're just rubbing your teeth

and all that gnarly. There he is. Hey, shout out to the Bay Area. Yeah.

Hello Bay Area. Hey, and we want to shout out to our, dear friend up there in Oakland. Which one?

Dear friend up there in Oakland. Which one? The one that puts on our show. The one that puts on our show.

Which one? The one that puts on our show. Oh, Frank Moore. Of course.

Hello, Frank Moore. He's in Berkeley. Berserklin. Yeah, that's right.

I mean, that's kind of a highlight. Berserklin. Yeah. Berserklin.

Yeah. Yeah. We love Frank Moore. He's great.

Shout out to West Oakland. Berserklin. He gets high feet and he's a quadriplegic, great artist.

And he's got more tricks than Hugh Hefner. Yeah, he does. Okay, Brad again wants to

masturbate for Stevie or Jocelyn. You can masturbate for me all day, baby. Okay, Panty Boy would like some

panties from Jocelyn James. Well, Jocelyn James is not wearing any panties right now. As I...

Would you like some panties? I can send him some. Yeah. I have some panties right here.

We have a panty. You probably want to put some on. You want some one day.

You should put some on. Okay. Okay. She just went after

the party. Yeah, she just put the bathroom. She went after the party.

She outed him. He's silky. I'm going to rate her so let's go to silver and

black. I know that might not be his right now. We're going to think about

the homies. We're going to think about the homies. I think he would...

They're the white ones. His name is Panty Boy. Yeah, these are... Here that panty boy.

You've been shouting out Panty Boy. He want to eat these. If not, I'll give him my

underwear. Oh, yeah. Panty Boy would wear these. These are definitely Panty

Boy panties. On his fucking head. Yeah. He probably will.

Go. So you've got to put them on. Like, touch the pussy

arms. Yeah, you've got to put them on. Yeah, you've got to put

them on. Should we have a little music for Jocelyn to put panties on too?

I want something for Mary to the game. Okay, Mary to the game. She's not even letting us see.

What kind of bullshit is that? Can you take my shoes off? I'm wearing stretch pants. Yeah, stretch pants.

Say it to her. Come on. Sexy ass stretch pants. Okay, here she goes.

Sexy. It's my favorite part of sex. She's removing her pants.

She has a beautiful tattoo on her left ankle. She does. I like the whole sex

bro. Okay, there you go. When she start banging and all that shit is

you know what I mean. The moment is great, but the fun part is over. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Seduction. There it is. The game.

It's the artist's part of my life. Oh, by the way, Panty Boy, who's also

porn star fan. Where's the other mic? Where's the other mic? Folks, folks.

He is a big Prince Yeshua super fan. Oh. Oh.

Wow. Jocelyn. Nice. Oh, yeah.

Drop it low. Nice. There we go. Yeah.

Is that? Wait. It's nice and wet. It's nice and wet.

It's nice and wet. Nice. Oh. Lil Uno is a pussy tester.

Yes, I'm a pussy tester. Sign me up. Sign me up. I will test any pussy

with these two fingers. You want that? Yeah. That's almost as good

as being a pig. Oh. She only worked for a little while,

but let's smell. Let's see. Hmm. Well,

I smell it. I smell the holy water. It's called

the panty holder. It's also a mic. Ah. Nice.

Just, uh, yeah, amen and amen. Amen.

Keep the strategy. Amen. Right? Okay.

Here you go. It's a warm winter night. Okay, but then all my battle wounds from that scene the other night

are like visibly exposed. Hey, so what time does the strip club down the street close?

Oh, I don't know. I don't work here, baby. Everybody's like,

all right. So, uh, we are going to have one more song and Bonnie's going to get

up on the stripper pole and you are going to get someone to hold these and then we are going to

have a grand finale. We have to have a stripper. Oh,

here she is. Oh, here she is. Oh,

here. Oh, here here we are,

Beats your boyfriend up and then we take you home and you leave your boyfriend bloody at the club. Oh my god. That ain't sexy. Well, the way you put it, it is. That's what's so sick.

You're like, I have to open it, I like this stuff. He's such a master. He's a master. He's a master.

You would have a fun life. I actually kind of have. Bitch! What was the last thing?

We'll talk about posting bail some other time. There's the last time you got called a bitch. Or your gangster man. Right? We'll talk about that.

I know you built a few out. You've been down there. Get him out. Even if I have to blow the guards.

Get him out again. I got it. What's up East Coast? Baltimore.

I love NY man. I had a good time in New York. He's my nephew too. I'm adopting him.

Can I get a room? That's a whole other story. You know, family's family. But, this is a speakeasy.

I got a homegirl like Cheezy Suzy. Do you? White girl with a big O.S. I like white girls with big O.S.

I like white girls with big O.S. Bubbles is blushing. Turn around Bubbles. Let me see that big O.S.

Bubbles? Bubbles, can you just come right up here? I'm going to be honest. You don't have to take anything off.

Let's see. Can we see the biggest titties in the room? Can we see the biggest titties in the room? There's the biggest one in this room.

Who has bigger tits than Bubbles? I don't know what size they're Bubbles. 38 triple. I'm a mere 36 double D.

So, I don't even compare. He's got to attend those, he said. He's very, very formal about this. This is...

There's too many buttons. She's blushing a little, but... Oh, two hand titties, these are. And these are big hands.

I like him. He's the daddy.