Tasia Rides the Sybian!

Full transcript of Tasia Rides the Sybian! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You are trying to not testing all the different attachments for the Sybian to I think be a trademark name, right? Who's it from? What company? Africa. Africa?

I'm gonna close the window if it's better than that. This is recording, right? And just for the record, you've never come that many before. So, if this does it, that will be your first.

Yeah. Yeah, and then... But I shouldn't just write it like that. Hell no.

That's all you guys out there that get toy envious, watching a really hot chick fuck herself. Because we don't know how to come. I mean, it's gonna be impossible for you guys to figure it out. We don't even know what to do.

Oh yeah, you guys just... We have to figure it out first. And you eventually grow old and become a cunt. Excuse me?

So, having orgasm... I mean, any orgasm. Girls, there are women. This is a known fact that the average age of a woman before she has her first orgasm is 29.

Oh no. That seems...terrible. Most of the girls being pruned and not giving in to... You can save a lot of relationships with people that have partners that are gone a long time, you know?

They get this for their... their... You know what I'm trying to say? Why wouldn't you wait for me?

If you had that kind of... That's better than, like, things other than... I think for... I love to get a glass of water.

Me? And put it on this thing. I want a glass of water. If you really love that, go get one.

Okay. Got me off of this shit. No, seriously. I'm gonna try something.

Close your teeth. Again. So, you're calling your CV for short? Like, you moved, please?

No, no. Okay, now what? I want to show this. I want to do a close-up. I want to take this off.

Because you're going to try a different attachment, right? You can't put water on it. Oh, you can't... I can't put water on it.

Because I wanted to see your vibration. Well... You can hear it in my screens. Open your mouth. Don't bite it.

Take it off. Are you in heaven? I'm gonna try it. What?

Maybe, maybe later. So, you would recommend this for the... Well, like, if you were a girl, you should try it. Yeah.

Oh, a guy can do it. If you were a girl. No, but, I mean, yeah, fuck that. Guys like vibrators.

I have guys calling and things like that. I have to try out all these. This is gonna be crazy. I have to have like 10 orgasms.

Oh, we have to go to your house now, though. I'll do the rest when I end this here. Oh, pretty nice. Okay, that's better.

Okay, yes. Thank you, Sybian. I'm completely relieved of my hysteria. I love you.

Oh, let me show the picture of me right in front of the sunset. Okay, so the first time I rode the Sybian was at Ken Marcus' in West Hollywood. And I was so happy. My first journal entry is about my first ride on the Sybian.

And it's a picture of me riding it into the sunset. Pretty cool. I'm a nerd. Hi, y'all from the Dr. Susan Block Show.