Chocolate Jesus, Horny Hanukkah

Full transcript of Chocolate Jesus, Horny Hanukkah on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Sister name, easy to remember that way. I, irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves, and we are riding those waves on Dr. Susie.TV, that's drsuzy.tv. And if you're listening to us live tonight, well, it's the first night of Hanukkah.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, and it's the heat of the Christmas season. This is why I'm wearing a strimal with a Santa hat on it. But they kind of go together in this really kind of weird, furry way. You know, the holidays do go together, don't they?

Holidays? Hmm, seems so Judeo-Christian, but it's really all from a relic and old holiday called Saturnalia. Roman, baby, and probably a bunch of holidays before that. But Saturnalia, oh yeah, baby, this is the time.

Ho, ho, ho, Saturnalia. We're going to learn more about the real history of the holiday. And we're going to play all kinds of fun and holiday games tonight on the Dr. Susan Block show. And we're going to light the candles.

We have to do this before, too long, because we want them to burn during the show and it takes about 40 minutes. But first I'm going to introduce my guests very quickly. So excuse me, darling important guests, if I don't talk too much to you because I want to introduce everybody, and then light the candles, and then, I don't know, it's Comedia Erotica, so you just never know what might happen.

So I got money though. And my first guest in the Temple of the Money Changers, I'm bribing you. Oh yes. I'm buying.

Yeah. Yeah, I can be bribed. Yes, you can. Well, you know, that's what we do here in the Temple.

We bribe you with pleasure. So this is my old friend Tom Quinn. And Tom has written this fabulous book called What Do You Do with a Chocolate Jesus? Yes, an irreverent history of Christianity.

You were wondering what I was doing with this chocolate Jesus. Jesus on a stick. It's true, we had to look far and wide to find this. Yes.

But we did. My producer, Teja Souter, who's running around as a Hanukkah snowflake tonight, was determined to find chocolate Jesus. And we did. And it isn't nice.

And it also compliments beautifully our jackhammer Jesus by divine interventions. You see, this is made by our friends at Divine Interventions. And I guess you could ask, what do you do with a jackhammer Jesus? Although, maybe that's kind of obvious.

Right? Anyway. And we have a home manger here that we're going to get of dildos. I don't know if you've noticed that.

But anyway, I mean, you want a reverent? Do you have three wise dildos there? You know, we kind of do. We have the baby Jesus here.

And that's the baby Jesus butt plug. And this is also made by Divine Interventions. Okay. This is the baby Jesus butt plug.

Excuse me. Not so virgin Mary. And this is the not so virgin Mary, right? She's a dildo.

Okay. Pink is for girls. Pink is for girls. And this, these are the three wise men.

These are just three other character dildos that we happen to have. And they kind of are appropriate. This one is death, actually. Death.

This is a tough one to take. Yeah, that's a rough one. And this one is Bill Clinton. You know, he's a wise man, right?

He's a wise dildo. Yeah. A wise guy. And no, he's one of our favorites.

We love Bill. Yes, we do. And this is the devil. Okay.

So we've got three wise men. We've got a chimpanzee back there. He fell down. And Mary and baby Jesus butt plug.

So we're all set for you, Tom. I appreciate that, Bill. We're all ready, yeah. So tell us a little something about the history of this holiday that we celebrate.

Christmas. Okay. Chronica. Saturnalia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I've been trying to find stories of everything that kind of mix in sex with the holiday season. And it's not an easy thing to do considering that the holiday is built around a virgin birth. Oh, yes.

And I have big problems with the virgin birth. First of all, it'll get you an F in biology. Secondly, for those who want to teach abstinence only in sex education classes, it proves that abstinence is no guarantee against teenage pregnancy.

Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder. Oh, actually, abstinence makes the heart go wander, I should say. This is true. And yeah, I mean...

And I think it's unfair that Mary was kind of stuck with this moniker of the virgin Mary as if the biggest accomplishment in her life is that she never got laid. Yeah, that's kind of sad. The entire world knows the condition of her genitals.

I know. And I love how in your book you say, you know, because some of the books of the Bible, some of the gospels say that Mary had children after Jesus, and then some of the commentators later say that somehow she got her virginity back.

And then you say there are doctors in Beverly Hills that do that. That's absolutely right. Yes. So this is a great book, brothers and sisters.

A Reverend History of Christianity. And it's available, by the way, on Amazon.com. And it's also coming out next week as an audiobook. Don't get so commercial in the Temple of the Money Changers so quickly.

I know, but really, we're here to push the problem. Get commercial. Buy it. Buy this chocolate Jesus.

And you can buy actual chocolate G-Zide. Yes, you can. Yes, absolutely. I'm going to give you one because I have a couple of them.

Actually, I have some more. So, you know, I don't know if you want to bite it or lick it. Well, see, that sort of raises the question of the title. See, is what do you do with the chocolate Jesus?

I mean, do you work your way up the legs? Or do you go right for the halo? Well, I think when it's on a stick, you start with the head. Do you share with 12 friends as the last dessert?

Yeah. Or is it kind of like the Eucharist where it turns into the flesh of Christ before it hits your lips? And so does that make it okay for a low-carb diet?

Yeah. It's a communion of sorts. Yes. Yeah.

Okay. Well, I'm going to, you know, we're all looking at you to see how, oh, yeah. Just take a bite. Go right for the halo.

Why don't you lick his feet? Okay. I need more Tasia. I'm not that kinky.

Oh, you're not that kinky. All right. So now I'm going to introduce the fabulous, the famous, the beautiful Tasha Rain. Hello.

Woo-hoo. Thanks for having me. Welcome to the Noboville and to the Speak Easy. This is so cool.

We're so excited to have you here. Yeah. I love all the decorations. Well, yeah, Tasia is my fabulous producer and snowflake, Hanukkah snowflake.

And we have chocolate jeez-eye here being offered by actual... I don't believe this. Jesus. Your name is Jesus, right?

You're black Jesus. Black Jesus here. Wow. So I think that chocolate Jesus and black Jesus are got to be related.

And chocolate is an aphrodisiac, so we're in the right... Tasha, would you like a chocolate Jesus? Oh, thank you. Okay, now let's see how Tasha deals with this.

It tells you something about yourself. I know your bio says you're spiritual. It does? What bio?

Somebody wrote that, something, right? You told me that. I also happen to be a germaphobe, too. I don't think this is going to happen.

No, no. But I'll hold on to it. Okay, get the microphone. Okay, well, you hold it.

You were responding to douchebag fans' questions. Right, it was on a tweet. Really? He said, what's your religion?

And you said spiritual. Oh, no. It must have been late at night. It must have been a drunken Twitter.

Drunken Twitter. All right, get that lady drunk. Anyway, what is your religion? I don't know.

I don't think I have one. Do you have a religion? Like an actual one? You know, I got a whole bunch of them.

Exactly. Yeah, I'm just kind of out there. Were you born with a religion? Were you born into a religious group?

No, my mom was raised really Catholic. Catholic? And so then she didn't practice that when she had me. Exactly.

So I've just been, like, out there, free spirit, whatever. Lapsed Catholic. Okay. I guess I'm spiritual.

We have to categorize you somehow. Unless you want us to categorize you as an agnostic or an atheist. No, no, I feel, okay, spiritual is fine. Let's do that.

Spiritual. There's a higher power, but I just don't know what it is. Right. Right, a higher power.

That higher power. Is that the one that gave you the drinks? Yeah, exactly. He told you to say spiritual.

He helps me every day. Okay, well, you know, we'd love to be in touch with that higher power. And in fact, we're going to pay you off in hopes that the higher power will reach you tonight. Love it.

And these, by the way, are the Gold Coins of Gelt. These are our Hanukkah Gelt. You can eat them or you can gamble with them. I'm eating them.

And we're going to have some gambling. We're going to play Stripped Radle. And we're going to light these candles once I introduce everybody. So I want to introduce the beautiful elf of Christmas.

Oh my goodness. Let's welcome back to Bonoboville, Jesse Rogers. Thank you. I love being here.

You look beautiful. You were here for a whole different night. It was a night of Roman pleasures, really. Tonight we're trying to be all Judeo-Christian,

even though this is really a Roman holiday. Yeah, sure. But that was the night we were celebrating Marcus London, Squirtmaster, Marcus, Squirt Instructor,

his fabulous film, Sparticus. Yes, yes, yes. Which is all Roman-ed out with all the Gladiators and lots of Roman bacchanalia and orgies and stuff.

And he was making all of us Squirt, including him. He literally made all of us Squirt. It was amazing. He was.

It's a Gladiator for you. That's the kind of Gladiator kind of, you know, skills I appreciate. Exactly.

Yeah, well, so you were Miss Squirt Mistress. Yeah. And now you're back and you're celebrating. I am.

And what religion did you grow up with? Actually, my whole family tried to push Christianity on me. Push? I like the way she describes it as a drug,

pushing it, like a pusher. And they're still very Christian, like my sister and my brother-in-law. They're like pastors and stuff like that,

but I'm very... Wow, pastors and stuff like that. That's pretty Christian. Right.

They all know what I do, that I do porn. That you do baptisms with Squirt. Holy water, sister. I'm just kind of like, I'm not religious at all,

but I am spiritual. I'm like a searcher. I like to know facts. I don't know.

I just wanted to know for myself what is what. I don't confine to an actual religion, but I do meditate and believe in energy. I believe in energy.

I'm feeling it. There's billions of galaxies around the world, and so I believe in science, obviously. And I do believe in the higher power too,

but I think that religion, and pretty much every religion just sums up to one thing, and I think that opposites, like polarity of opposites,

it's just necessary for evolution to occur. You know what I mean? Friction. There goes that sex again.

If everybody's the same, we're all hanging out on a cloud in heaven. It's kind of boring, nobody's fucking him. Nothing gets done.

So we need to have a little bit of friction, so maybe we need to have people telling us we're naughty so that we can be naughty. So you can be nice.

Exactly. You can't have nice without naughty. And why are we so into religion, Tom? I mean, why do we give up our freedoms?

Because in your book, I mean, there's many reasons, but one big reason is the Big D. You know, the... Big D?

Death. I'm trying to introduce my next guess. I see, I see. Okay, yes, we want an escape death.

We want an escape hatch, and it offers an escape hatch. Right. But we can't escape death in the womb room, and it's sucking on chocolate Jesus right now.

You actually turned my microphone on for this time. Usually she doesn't turn it off. It's good, it's good. That is one of the finest transitions you've ever done.

Look, she's leaving the room already. The master of segues. First, I need to know what's between your legs, but what is that little...

The thing between your legs is kind of like a little interesting... This is a butterfly. Oh, it's a butterfly? You mean the design on my pants?

No, below it there's a little folding black thing. Alright, it's a vagina, never mind. Never mind, never mind. No, it had a little fold.

Looks like a coin purse. He's just trying to spot my pussy. This is pussy spotting. I don't know why I'm looking at your crotch today.

You always do, actually. So, today, by the way, this is delicious. This is the womb room after all. It's starting just from the gen...

It's good. I brought a very special guest tonight, which I guess I should hold off to later. Well, actually, no.

You should probably unveil him, because right now he just looks like a big black blob. It does, but it doesn't look like the Torah under here, the velvet. I'm trying to tie this in.

It could be like a religious experience when people see this. Well, some people say the Torah is a symbol of the vagina in this weird, some people say way. That's a stretch, but I'm going to...

It opens up and you find truth. Yeah. And there's a lot of guilt in the room. It's the covenant.

This is... Okay, should I just unveil it? Oh, I have to throw some gelt at Jessie. Throw some gelt.

So, you know what? Thank you. And here you go. Thank you.

She's going to start dancing in a second. But seriously, this is the weirdest thing that I've ever brought to your show. I've brought many corpses, but this is true.

Do you want to unveil it? Yeah. Do you want to do it? Yeah.

Okay, I will do it. Now, it's actually facing her. So, she may run out of the room. Could I have a drum roll or something?

Yeah. Okay, here we go. And then I'll explain what it is. There's a photographer to see this.

Can we... Hold on. Careful. Okay.

Here, pull it. I think for this end, because... She's going to go about 10 feet back when she sees it. No, I won't.

Okay, thank you. Here we go. Okay, there you go. That is a real human head.

I know... Corpse, I know you've always wanted to give me head. I'm going to let you see it. I don't know if the camera can see it, but that is actually a real human head that's been preserved.

That is... And it's a... Gary. It's from Japan.

Yeah, why is it a question? It's from the tsunami. I'm going to turn it around. Is this a religious object?

It's a religious artifact. So, take a look. Can you see him now? Who is he?

I can see him now. It's actually a Japanese fisherman from Otsukichi, Japan from the tsunami. Wow. And it was actually found floating in sort of a...

Yeah, you know, this is not... We're celebrating a Judeo-Christian holiday with a Japanese hand and a jar. You brought me. And I think it looks racist.

I don't know. It's just weird. It's just... It's Buddhism.

Buddhism. It's kind of like the head of John the Baptist. Bring it to me on a platter. It's your salame.

I'm going to slowly turn it so you can see it. This is a very rare thing to see, an actual human head. Are you excited over there? What do you think?

She's into it. Now, this is Tiffany. I'm totally okay with this. Tiffany Tyler.

It actually looks like he's breathing because there's bubbles coming out. No, tell me your name. Oh, Phoenix Eskani. That's right.

You know why I didn't know your name, though? Because you are an unscheduled guest. Like Elijah. Right.

I brought her. And I was thinking you were bringing some... I brought the head. You're right.

And Phoenix Eskani. This is the best I could do. But it's pretty crazy. And it's a very unique item.

So I brought it just for you. Thank you. And by the way, it's Hanukkah. So I brought you a Hanukkah gift.

Right. Thank you. And you know Hanukkah is a lot about beheadings, actually. I did not know that.

Right, Tom? When my family, it was a lot like that. But that is the Girls in Corpse's calendar for 2013. That's Andy Sandimas, by the way.

Do we know Andy? We know Andy. Also Tara Patrick's in it. Tara.

Tara. Tara. Tara. And we also have cock candles as well, and I think I'm going to get rid of the snakes or everybody say goodbye to Eevee

We'll bring her out later in the after-party because we love her But we don't want to set her on fire. She's not a burning bush. Give her to the corpse That's what's between my legs, baby. Okay. Here we go. Thank you Beasley. Whoa. She's got me in bondage That's a different holiday

Since the Catholics hijacked Jesus for their own purposes, maybe we should have the Catholic go and like the candle We should have all the girls the Catholic. Do you like being identified as the Catholic Tasha? No, she said she was spiritual, but she has the Catholic always This was a religious themed event. It is it is definitely a religious theme

And so it's perfect so we're gonna have you come up if you will first to model your outfit. Yes, okay Yeah, actually, we'll have you all come up. Come on everybody. Do you want non-females or just females? You know, I think we'll have visual of females and you I will say I will say the prayer I'll say I'll say the prayer and we do need a bring your chocolate Jesus some lighters. Yeah, bring your chocolate Jesus, right?

Thank you. Okay, and Let's see. So we have if the girls could slowly rotate as I'm saying the prayer Because the original Okay, so

Jerusalem there was always a beautiful women squirters by the way Who would slowly to girls can you get up near the Torah here? Tallest on for this. I don't want to really kiss it. It's like an air kiss because otherwise. I've got lipstick on my tolerance It's like that. So now I need the microphone

This might just come off. Yes. Have you girls ever done this before this is pretty exciting You've done the we need to get them a microphone before they you're gonna become Jewish by doing this You will become honorary Jews. Okay, so be very careful. All right, so So, okay. Have you ever done the Hanukkah prayer?

Dr. Block I'm gonna have them repeat after me. I think that's the best way to do it What do you think I say we're gonna do it we're gonna with the lighting is what's important. Okay, everybody right? So I need Let's see. Where's where's Tasia my Hanukkah snowflake?

Teja Okay, and you're gonna get candle droppings on your head. Okay All right, so so we're gonna come over here come on over here right up up up here up here This way ladies ladies that this is where the candles are

Oh, and so so let's see so Tasia you hold the microphone, please and let me get Some cock candles here because yes, because that's to pervert things always the part of the ceremony we had at home All right, my mother loved this part Yeah, this is yeah

Just like the first Hanukkah. Yeah Yeah, exactly The Maccabees world One more of the cock candles the one the one cock candle. Yeah. Yeah, I want to be even that's the holy cock candle

It's a circle by the way. It's a circle water lube Which we use with the Jesus Jack hammer. Well, it's it's a it's a holiday that involves oil, right? So, okay, so what we're gonna do ladies everybody can get well we have Rabbi Corpse he is gonna say the whole thing. Oh, okay, we need one more lighter. I think

What more lighter? Okay, I need I'm trying to do Hanukkah blue with Christmas red. It really doesn't match but the furry thing goes together though Revelations the Santa thing tops it off the Santa on the straddle the 40 years in the desert took shorter than this

So let's get everybody right. Okay. So um, so you are gonna get this This so first you like this the white one. No wait now first you like this now Yeah, this one and then you use this one to light that one and I'll do this one I'm gonna like that one and then you're gonna light

This this one first and then this one and then you are gonna get to light the cock actually anybody can light the cock candles Right, so first you like that these candles and then we're gonna light the cock and but you like that one I'll like this one. I just squirted You're here because you're holding the microphone

For okay, dr. Block can each each of the girls repeat one of the words after I say it to get them to actually say it with me Like hold the mic up. She can hold the mic and they can repeat the word each girl. Okay, wait, don't light it yet Don't like it. Okay. Now. We're gonna do it Oh

Oh Can I get annoyed a can someone squirt now because that's part of Yeah, okay, so this is yeah, that's the actual covering from the brain. I'm sorry Okay, so these candles are now here

To be romantic, right now They're here for some crazy crazy legend about a war against the Greeks who are like my favorite people in history So it's like a really weird on a holiday Can we have what the lights have to keep burning do not let the lights on?

Tonight tonight, what are we doing? Okay, you know this is just like my family without all the arguing it's incredible Right, it's very shit. No Well, okay, so now we all have our our Hanukkah Minora's lit

Okay, and and so, you know if we're continuing on the Hanukkah theme The next thing we do is play strip gas trade all Gas chamber Wow

See, oh my yeah, my producer Teja Say no, thank you. It's my heritage. Yeah. Yeah, that's true Teja, no, I'm Nazi Worship the jackhammer Jesus

Everyone needs a squirt on Jesus Beautiful this is delicious by the way it is very delicious right so I now feel like okay You ladies have all done a great job. Can we have some applause for? You know and I think I'm gonna just ask

Let's see. Look at this beautiful just rose a feminine pulpitude And it's in in a kind of order like tallest next tallest and next to us and really really nice so You know my family by the way, there was always a Hanukkah kiss

Just the week the girls would always kiss the next I didn't mean just my family That's mistletoe that there we have mistletoe We hung right up here. We do have some mistletoe right Here right by the Hanukkah star is

Which is not really a Hanukkah star because it's not a star of David, but it's gold and blue like a Hollywood Boulevard Pass yeah, so so we do have some mistletoe, so would someone like to well I have to have to someone's enact the The ritual kiss under the mistletoe. I mean I think is there a Christmas Carol to go to this

It's a horny horny Christmas and a happy happy year Two hot girls lip-to-lips. I think I wet my pants All right, here they go they're get right under that mistletoe now And they are the tallest girls so you guys should photographers should be able to get the mistletoe

No one's watching it's just the two of you just kiss. Okay. They're kissing you want to get kissing sounds Tasia. It's so traditional oh Baby The girls slurping that was your dead head

That's a Christmas cheer I'm telling you with tongue and everything yeah, it's a holy spirit. You need to pluck one of the white berries off Yeah, nice a whole bush of mistletoe there boy Wow What just happened

Was it magical Did you see Jesus? Now I don't know if you noticed our lovely manger Did you notice the manger we described it already right very hard on that you like the baby Jesus

But it's my nativity would you would you like to hold it? Just just you know just to hold yes, okay? And what would you like to hold the real chocolate Jesus? Thank You Jimmy I mean, I I I'm gonna just suggest you hold the king King and the middle king

Yes, yes. Oh You don't want bill what bill you'll hold bill okay? You want the black is it wait a second? Can you put the microphone? What is it about the black one? It looks? Crazy, I don't know. I like it this that's a quons of dildo this you innocent

Queen rain Quons that is That is Satan that is the devil wants you to reign and hell with it. All right, so everybody's in a little row here with your All right, and I guess I'm playing as a big head make Mary

She doesn't match my outfit actually neither does Jeff. Oh, no, I know this is my guy There's no love All right, so So lovely so lovely. So how what do you what would you do with a jackhammer Jesus?

Well, like you say, I think that's rather obvious You know a sort of a design for its proper proper usage and Stimulate a little Christmas cheer. Is it just me or is the the cross itself? And of course Christmas is not so much about the cross. It's about the birth of Jesus

That's right, but isn't the cross like ballack and fuckable There it is. Yeah, it certainly is now I mean, it's such a natural shape for a penis to be on the end of it It is I think they use it in the exorcist that way the first time no no, but that's very bloody and gross

Well, that's true. That's that's yeah, I mean this is much more family friendly. Yeah. Yeah Now, have you ever fantasized about Jesus? No, but I did once fuck a guy that looked kind of like Jesus Yeah, he was a little lousy, but he looked like Jesus was he home was a homeless

Really long hair and a beard Jesus didn't have a lot of experience with sex. So, you know, that was Rob zombie Well That's the gospel according to the metal ZZ top the Da Vinci code said the end children. Yes, the gospel according to the Da Vinci code is

Is quite another story. Dr. Block. I have a religious question Why do women scream out they invoke the name of religious icons when they're having an orgasm. I always say holy fuck And oh God Jesus Christ. What do you say when you have an orgasm? I think I would like to say the person's name that I'm fucking right

Jesus complimentary. Well, what if you forget? I mean, yeah, I might just slip up I mean, I mean like what about when you're in a porn movie. Do you say their name? Sometimes if I know the guy or the girl that I'm working with a couple times then maybe I'll say their name Yeah, or just cuss. I'm coming cuss. Oh cuss for us

But oh God, you know good God it seems to be evoked quite a bit Yeah, you don't say that by accident. I don't mean to it just comes out. No, it does. Why you're in heaven Religious you're in heaven. It's well if you were fucking this we'd say Jesus is in you now This is true Jesus put Jesus into you that's true religious dude, right? Jesus Christ on the cross

Both of them together, why don't you like pretend they're dolls? It's the resurrection Naughty naughty spirit the battle between good and evil right there Jesus against the devil isn't this somewhere in the Bible? What is it? I mean, this is in the gospel. Jesus was in the omen I think was in it. What is this Tom?

What Jesus on Jesus action there? No, it's Jesus on the devil. This is not. Oh, that's a jail Well, that would be the end of time that would be like the book of revelations where they're going out at the end of That's right. It's a battle. It's a one-on-one smackdown for control of the universe at the end of time. Yeah, are you ready to rumble? No, but isn't there a garden to get so many like pre-rumble rumble?

a pre-rumble rumble with Satan doesn't Satan try to like well the first time okay the first time that they meet in the Desert, yes, it's right. I'm not the guy's right. Yeah, he tries to tempt him by giving him some bread and Jesus says Just do that together you can be the devil and you can be Jesus devils food. Okay, I think you you're gonna battle now

No, they're they are love girls. They don't want to battle. I didn't say that Okay, then I think what we're gonna do is Shots We're gonna burn Jesus on the cross chocolate is an aphrodisiac

What are we doing here burning Jesus on the cross because he's a witch Right. What was it? Did they burn him? No, they didn't burn him. They crucified him Different slightly different. They didn't burn him. So it's not a witch. In fact, they kept the body was it had to come back But do we have do we have anything for shots? You know what? No, we don't have any aqua. No

Salt We'll do these with salt Okay. Yeah All right, so

There we go, and then we will do that So salt now, you know it's all those. Yep. Okay. So are these margaritas these are a combination This is you know, this is a unique bonobo bill. You'll see real you'll see God when you drink enough of that stuff trust them I'm

I think I've already drank it. Ah, here we go. Okay. So now this is a special ritual that we do here in bonobo bill for our alcoholic beverages and Yes, this is been oh, you know about bonobos They are yeah, they're chimps there you are actually not just a porn star not that there's any just to being a porn star

But let's just give some educational creds to miss Tasha rain. Yes, because she is a UCLA women's studies major Sexy What are you in my senior year? Okay, and and what do they think about you being a porn star? It's great to study

It's ridiculous. It's very liberal school. Yeah Yeah, so do they do you get to do papers on porn? I do because I take some specific classes specializing in porn. Do they have like a lab? I wish I'll be so cool. Wow, and I mean do do are some people prejudiced against you

I was seriously never had somebody say something negative to me I'm sure they think well now you will now that you've been on the dr. Susan block show. Okay. Get ready No, you'll be fine anyway, you should know that you're a women's studies major that the bonobo chimps are very matriarchal The females have a lot of power and how do they get it?

They're given lots of nookie to the guys and to each other. So they develop female solidarity And they Chill the guys out so they don't you know rape them and stuff really yeah And if they do get out of line then the girls get together because they have sex together

So they have this solidarity and they beat up on the guy, which is never in any other Love that great ape culture including me. Yeah, okay So we got lots to learn from the bonobos and that's why we call this place bonoboville. Okay, so Here we go now. I don't know if you're a germaphobe. Okay, so we got we got these shots. These are salt

Okay, so they go on Your breath tongue the what Brad don't you put it on your chest? Yes nipples nipples nipple shots. Thank you Thank you for making a lot. Okay, so we pull out a nipple, right and then lick it Did we do that when you were here?

You played with my snake Well, now you've got snakes between your legs Okay, so now we're gonna pull out a nipple somebody is besides me max just took his nipple Okay, oh god, it's pierced. Yep. Oh pierced. Okay, and now I

Guess lick one nipple each You lick hers you don't lick your own Dr. Block that's like a nest look at the nest of breasts. It's like I mean you already exchanged saliva now You can lick a nice like an Easter basket, right? Okay, and then you're gonna put the salt on but you lick it so that the salt will stick

There you go, that's some coverage there nice nice, okay, and now you want to lick hers I thought I should say something religious Okay, okay, oh, I'm just getting in here. I know you're the boy you're would you get over here to be the boy you're right? Okay, but not in front of the camera people. Yeah, right over there. Okay, so now you take some salt

Okay, hold the microphone actually, okay, and you take some salt here. Oh, I like the way you're providing both of them Did you like this one too? Okay, yeah, you're gonna get a double-header here. Okay, and So we do a little salt. This is the best Hanukkah ever. It's like a Tijuana Hanukkah and salt

Okay, and you've licked here And now we get our absin Okay You don't get to do any of this no 19 year olds

Okay, how old are you? 24 Drink the glass you'll wake up next Hanukkah and What are we drinking? Well, we're drinking

This is absent. You shouldn't even be holding it Yes, you are I'm so concentrated on No, no, you can hold it. Yes, I'm cool. I'm supposed to go up there. All right, so Oh, yeah, Tom will drink. Oh Tom. Oh look at the innocence

Of lambs here by the way, we do have a lamb. Did you notice? Okay? We have a lamb, right? Okay? Oh, he wants to do what okay? Well, why not? I can't blame this is gonna be his next book cover. Okay, so now we're gonna have to move down a little because he's Participating, okay, what am I doing here? Well, I don't know you better sit back down. Okay, so

you come over here you come over here and Take a drink. Okay, don't drink it yet. Okay, and now actually you're both going to is it is okay He's he's clean right? So now you you're gonna lick the salt off the nipple. This is a kind of communion

This is a really just like the matzo. It's like the salt on the matzo. It is a religious thing What tell us about the religious aspect of this ritual? Absolutely and it'll turn into the flesh of Jesus when it touches My lips and we'll listen to heaven. I'm sure I will be in heaven anyway. I don't know about the rest of you Okay, so here we go

With the heavenly you have to drink the whole drink you got to drink it down though Jesse Rogers knock it back Here we go I am and Christmas cheer and Saturn alien spirit and you alla preserve us Thank you

We have to be good nice to get us around with the Muslims. So no one say another That's right, we don't want to make a mistake. No Muslims don't have a sense of humor remember that Okay, so Tom is spending a little bit more time on And you don't want to leave salt all over the girls

All right, so that was very good. So now you you take your drink. Oh Right, that's what he was supposed to do was lick her. What is that cue the music? Here's his book Jingle balls jingle

All right, so you can tell that Tom is very Okay, and drink drink Okay, here's drink you got to drink it down if you do both nipples. What is what is the Christmas thing you say when you drink? I

Usually say nastrovia Not a Russian Here we go Dostyevsky

Ever where do you get your salt? It's really good. It's the salt mines of Jerusalem Now you look like you really want to do something with that Jesus jackhammer Should we put a condom any a condom on there so you feel good about yourself? Let's take a vote. It's her decision. Yes. Yes

Jesus Christ give her a fucking condom somebody holy mother of fucking God. Can we get this woman to? Wait, no, you know what it's it's holy though, it's okay. We have a religious guy here I know that's that jackhammer Jesus has been is been blessed by a rabbi Oh

For That's what Dildars are what's saving yourself as for is it what I don't know is for Nothing about wild boars

Okay, we're all jumping at once class right? Yeah, right What is it what actually is a wild boar section? Having sex with this guy that lasts about two hours Max you're in the clear you want to advertise the guy Tasha might want to have him in there

He's like a normal person No, she didn't out me he wouldn't want to be advertising well it sounds like he could sex for two hours I already got a name to wild boar bigger than Jesus though. Mm-hmm. I Art that Jesus never heard about the black Jesus, right?

All right, now there's another tradition that we have on Hanukkah hiding the matzah. No, no, that's Passover. Oh shit. I'm drunk Well, let's hide it anyhow. What the fuck it's Hanukkah, right? Okay, so Let's see. It's called stripped cradle. Oh We usually hide the penis on the Hanukkah, so I don't know if that's a different

Yeah This is the dreidel, okay, so you know the song you're gonna spin it You're gonna just spin it you can you can spin the bill. It's been bill Clinton deal though She's got Billy in the hands. Okay. She's busy with Billy. Okay, so you ready?

You have to sing the song Right off the road It ends up on hey So that means you remove half of your clothing

The bottom half it's your top half is off so at the park Yeah, this is all very traditional in the Jewish religion we have more fucking fun and that's why you should become Jewish I'm becoming religious again. Oh mother of God. Oh my God Jesus Christ

Good night everybody, thank you for coming. Okay. Wow. Have you ever had such a good game of dreidel? No Could we spin her as the question? Okay enough with the dreidel look I have blue balls. That's another actually

I want everyone to notice Mickey Mouse hanging on the Christmas tree and of course there's a tallest hanging over the tree And there's a cock in the tree And that is really a chicken or a rooster, but it's a cock and you see Mickey He has balls

That was provided by Jimmy right Jimmy So not you Mickey no, I have my balls She has your balls right

So So There's another Hanukkah tradition. Yes, can't wait, which is what you like Incredible I feel she should have someone else naked because she's standing there. We should be another person naked

you know Well, there's also the the Hanukkah Sybian ride Oh, yeah, that's very traditional Hanukkah Sybian. Yeah completely has anyone here ever not ridden a Sybian or Sybian Sybian Sybian I saw it all day and when I had an orgasm

Have you ridden the city Well, would you be like a support system for your friend Jesse here, why me only guys sitting down here Oh, I'll be close to her What's the Sybian ah

Watch and learn. This is a religious icon. Yeah, okay. This is something very special And so so I don't know if you want to go to a microphone or just want to be near the hot women I'll be near the hot women Well, you know, I was counting on you being one of my talkers on this show. Oh, you want me to

Especially since corp see has obviously left I'm the only guy I'm the only guy sitting down there. This guy's getting all the action. What the hell? And I'm the only real official Jew here. Okay, so I brought a head you have to do the

Blow-by-blow, okay, so maybe I should sit down for this Sit down in a chair. You're doing blow-by-blow. We're you know, so to speak Okay, so now excited Very excited to be next to you

Came here to meet you. I'm here to meet Tasha Rain. Tasha Rain. Oh my god. Okay. I'm just excited Oh, yeah, see there goes God again. You don't have to do that. I Am in my mind right now. I'm completely masturbating you just can't see it. It's all in my head Jesus jackhammer right between his legs happening right now. Okay. Okay, so we have the the lamb here. Okay. Yeah. Oh shit

I'm not gonna fuck that. I am not gonna fuck the one. I want you to know that the lamb is already being fucked Lightly by a candy cane. Tasha would like to eat that candy cane Yeah, now Tasha you said in your press release that you've heard about things that go on in the speakeasy Did you hear about this candy cane fucked?

Lambs I didn't hear about anything something's going in your butt right now. What was actually to be honest I was very uneducated about the speakeasy. Do you want to hold my arm? And then my best friend Brooklyn Lee told me this is a very naughty naughty show and I don't know if I'm ready for the Oh, you're a naughty. Where's the alcohol? Where's the I went to Tasha rain.com. So

So in public you're not naughty just swinging You know, I told her I'm ready for the crazy We're getting there get her a drink someone where's it? It is fun it is fun to observe

Yeah, isn't it I'm observing her over there. Well, look how beautiful my god, and she's a squirter All right, so enough would you like to would you like a lollipop? These are completely These are completely in plastic so you don't have to worry Let's play hide the dreidel

Okay, so someone laughs I got one guy in the audience Everybody's having sex out here people don't realize they're having an orgy out here. It's incredible Everybody Okay

It doesn't matter if there's hot girls. It can do anything and it's okay. Okay, so watch them do any now We are going to know we have our shuckers over to the Sybian now Mm-hmm. We've got a whole candy theme going here tonight chocolate lollipops Oh, I think licking the candy on the city. Have you been on a Sybian before? Oh, there we go. Never. Oh

It's very special That thing's very funny candy cane very fun. It's like writing a pony for the first time That's got a candy cane stuck up his ass there. I do. Excuse me. No candy cane stuck up that poor animal's ass Wait, what? Oh, I'm sorry. She does not want me to touch her. Her lambs out

All right, so now Jesse has just he's never been on it like to ride the Sybian which by the way is measure be Compliant I was gonna say compulsive Okay, so sit down over here. Have a seat have a seat. Okay, and yeah, yeah, okay

She's wearing a hat Okay, and and Corpse maybe you want me want the dudes out of here. Oh, no, I mean you could Hold the hold the microphones for the girls. I will hold it for the girls. Okay, and now I think that How about?

Yeah, lolly. Okay, we get we get our lollies out Okay, and Can have Jesse can Tasha maybe control the Sybian. Yes, I was just going to say see just seems a little like Tasha, let's give her something to do round of applause for Tasha. Tasha rain Tasha rain

Have you ever operated a Sybian for someone else, okay, are you sadistic don't get it sometimes you have to stay low Starter, you know nice and slow Well, this one's rotation, but she doesn't have a Cock, okay

Jesse doesn't have a cock in her Okay, maybe he wants one for Christmas. Are you ready ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belt What exactly is like explain what's going on here now because we're not should I'm going on is that Jesse Rogers sister Jesse is riding the Sybian into heaven brothers and sisters

Hallelujah, and she is naked is God or goddess or nature or Darwin naked is Jesus on his birthday So Sybian is a little vibrator. Is that what it's a brother Tom. It's a $1,300 vibrate And it's worth every penny This is it this is okay, I see we don't want any history

We have Tasha rain on the controls. Yep, and how you feel like you like it? Yeah Yeah, do you want it? I want to hear what you would like harder softer not so much Well, I like her Does that feel good does that is it pleasant is it hard is it

Talk to us It feels really fucking good. It's what it's really fucking something Take it up to warp for And by the way she is a squirter and that's why we have the love rug under her just in case we have a baptism

Is that is that battery powered or AC it is completely AC AC Serious vibrational power thanks to Ben Franklin and the Enlightenment Right, we have a Sybian a lightning rod It's still salty I know it's such good

Yeah Oh Yeah, how are you doing with the controls? I'm trying to control but somebody behind me is Oh, they're very noble area. You're not allowed in okay, mister. Is he a backseat drive?

I just feel like he's not in the bonobo chimp arena. I don't know What are you doing? I bought a I bought a Sybian actually so and we had it in Las Vegas at the Fetish and fantasy ball. So it's a very last more more Yeah, I can feel it from here I can feel it

Tasha is a master she is bringing it up slow and then is that a down is that a four or six cylinder Bringing it up and bringing it down sounds like an Evan rude Whoa She needs the hat

That's where we can feel it from here. Yeah Feel that vibration. Okay. Where do you have it? You have it midway? Oh, you have it sounds like a mini bike. Oh, yeah Remember we're on radio time is money It's up to 36

3600 orgasms per minute. Did they have anything like this in the Bible? Oh, here we go. Here we go Look at that hot juicy Christmas clip. Oh, yeah We're cruising altitude here we are Don't back off

That's a biblical name, isn't it? I think we have a miracle star here. Yeah Oh, it's a miracle. It's a Christmas miracle Yeah, you want a little spanking with this She's rising she's rising up to heaven. It sounds like it's gonna take off

Merry Christmas everyone Merry Christmas Was that an orgasm Exorcism that wasn't just an orgasm brothers and sisters. This is a religious evening So that was a sexer system. Have you ever given someone a sexer system like that?

Have you I've never been a controller of another principion. That was quite the experience We do letting me do that to give, you know Yeah You know, you have your sheep upside down

One end is as good as the other Okay, well, let's hear it for Jesse and Who was supportive and our heckler corpsey Have you been on a city I have one

Don't know now, that's a good answer. Is that a yes or no, it's too sketchy Here's the thing is if I ride the city and I will not be able to have any other orgasms later because it will Well, okay, no We'll we'll put you on the city, but we won't we won't let you have an orgasm. That's where we'll we'll just beat up

She's shy You're not a show-off about stuff like that Absolutely It's all in the spirit of this will accept that

It's all in this we're all here for you. We all this is this is a holy time Yeah, is that referring to nobody I don't know if it's for you. I am too But it's okay. I thank God if you sit on that thing. So you're an atheist. What were you brought up with? Catholic yeah, and did you go to communion?

I Instead of getting confirmed I took like all the CCD classes you needed to get confirmed and then They you know made it very clear that it was getting in front of a church and saying that you were going to live your life

This way under these terms and I decided at 15 that I wanted to live life under my own terms and my own You know morality and respect and not you know feel like guilty every day now That's what I call a sexual revelation

Can I hear an amen? Women Did you eat of the flesh? No, that's that's that's kind of wise You know, I mean and break it was one of the better decisions

I made in my life and how does how do your family folks feel about your career? Um, it was kind of hard for them at first, but I think eventually In time and they it was I've been in she since 2009 So they've had a little bit of time to process it, but I think that once I started working more right early

and then I moved out here to Doing porn full-time as of 2012 so I think that they understand that I'm my grown woman and I'm doing my own thing and I you know I'm independent. I'm they they love me unconditionally I'm very lucky. I'm very lucky that I have very loving parents despite if they're not

Extraordinarily supportive of what I do they love me and if I am happy and healthy that is what matters Well, I most certainly am you are I think you look like a very healthy specimen Very very and how about you? How does your family feel about your career, you know, it's not at the dinner table discussion, but You know, I still talk to them

And I think it's just difficult for people that aren't within the business to kind of understand it So my little sister she moved up here and she actually was friends with Jesse over there And she's 19 and she never brought her around any adult entertainment But I think she understood more and more that it really was a job that I would go to and pack for said and design my own

Productions and stuff and I think she's she's gained a little bit more respect for it So it's kind of that's cool. And what made you want to do porn? I mean here you are UCLA student and I was Stripper when I was 18 and 19. I was taking classes at this thing called s-factor

It's like an Oprah Winfrey show like a sex stripping Exercise and then it made me want to strip. And so that's how I ended up in strip clubs But I wanted to be a nude model since I was probably 17 Well, those clubs are the temples of the goddess. They are places of worship. They are places of worship

Alternatives and everything and you know, it's not just chocolate coins No, no, no, there are all kinds of things you can put on your tongue All right, we love strippers So

So so you do go in public and do oh my gosh all the time. Yeah. Yeah, but just I mean So you don't want to do a striptease first? No, I don't What if we applaud a lot? No, I'm all stripped out

She's all stripped out Okay, no, no, no, and and we saw it you're in politics. No, but we saw a great picture of you I know you you know It caused like this crazy stuff, but just just so that and just so that people know

She's the one right next to Bill Clinton in that beautiful picture of him with porn stars And it's a great photo, right? Are you allowed to talk about the photo? It's not something that really like interests me that much

I'm a big fan of Bill. I would have loved to be you You know, I'm such a fan of his and I I stuck up for him Well, you were probably just a little kid when he was in trouble with the intern and stuff, but actually during the Democratic convention in Los Angeles the first time he got elected. Yeah

We had all his field people showed up at the speakeasy and they all started to spank each other Where is he? So it was great all these guys in these gray suits. He's right there. You get me Bill I just want to say Bill. I know she doesn't want to be little Clinton Yeah, I mean this is a great guy and he was a great president and he

He really gave a great speech at the Democratic Convention. He did he sold Obama troops, huh? I mean that was when we were kind of at a little bit of a low ebb. Yeah, so Obama kind of slept through that He sold it a little bit And then what was he doing during that first debate? Oh Obama? Yeah, what's taking a nap? No, that was a very odd situation

You know, you know your president was roped out to do You know, he was busy. Anyway, he won so yeah, but but but I just remember we were feeling a little nervous You know and and Bill pulled us through he just came out there and he says, you know you people just Just remember

How do you tie this in with a dildo, I'm just curious. Well, I got it's arithmetic I just got somebody gave me this dildo actually during the the controversy. Do you have a during the impeachment? Do you have a Romney dildo? No, but look I wouldn't want to lick Romney like I like to lick has it actually seen real usage

No one made a Romney dildo. We put a condom over it and I must say there was somebody that swallowed the whole thing It was a jaslin Lee. That's a lot of bill And yeah, it's tough. It's the bill in the box, right? It's a bill in the box

But anyway, we thought it was a great picture and we think that people should not bother Bill about it first of all He didn't know but oh, oh, here's some would you like a chocolate cock? It's a little out sticky. It's all it's dripping here I don't know. She's a well because you know, it's got pre-com. I don't know Would you like

Who wants a chocolate cock? Yeah, okay now it's in my hands. This is gonna look like I didn't wipe after you get She needs a little tissue there Oh, we got more licking that's always good licking is always good

She takes a licking and keeps on taking My producer is busy What do you do with a chocolate? I like your little penis pacifiers and she's a really good on aren't they nice and you know these penis pacifiers

You gotta start them early from where are they from they are from pipe dream product Okay, and speaking of which okay, so can I have the baby wipe do we do we have baby wipes here Christmas baby wipes? That is more like a paper towel, but it'll do okay here we go hold the microphone somebody hold the mic somebody Beautiful yeah, all right, so how much time we have we have ten more minutes, okay

so Dance on the pole Well, that is oh speaking of the goddess wet wipes. Oh, thank you so much and Any volunteers to dance on the pole

What was that I Jesse Rogers just wrote the Sybian, but would you dance on the pole without so you could also be the tooth fairy I think But I never use it

You guys all look like you belong under a Christmas tree you you look just gorgeous all of you you look like beautiful ornaments under a Christmas tree And you are an expert. I am yes. I am I know exactly belongs I was the history of the Christmas tree the history of the Christmas tree actually the Christmas tree was a symbol of Survival of life through the harsh winter months now. That's the standard idea, but it's so like

Well Actually, there is a there is a old story about how they how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree and Which is that Santa Claus was getting ready to pack up a sleigh and everything and he put his he put his toys on the sleigh And suddenly the runner broke and the bag ripped open and the toy spilled out everywhere

And everything was going terribly wrong and he was about to pull out his hair And then a little angel came along and said Santa what should I do with the Christmas tree? Stick it up your stick it up your That's how the angel got on top of the Christmas tree

That's a few and I also heard that the chimney is a symbol of the pussy and that's Santa enters Ho-ho. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and then there's the ho Really a jolly little elf Yeah, yeah, there's more to it the holidays

Do you do? I'm gonna have a fuck holidays party. You're gonna have a fuck holiday party. What do you do there party? Everybody's gonna get wasted and fuck. I don't really know Do you think that religious repression actually? This is also for our doctor of psychology

Already got a doctorate from Doctor from Corp Dr. Corpsey, but it seems like religious repression some of the kinkiest stuff really comes out of the more religious You know even in the church obviously with a pedophilia, which is a whole nother question Back to that friction that Jesse was it's a yes the more rules you make the more rules you can break

Exactly. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know if you don't allow a healthy release of all this stuff That you sort of gets compressed in there and pretty soon it starts busting through the seams in unhealthy ways And so that's why we want a nice healthy expression of all this sex and fucking and so forth because that way it's it's open And honest and real you know most religions whatever they are they're to a great degree about controlling sexuality

You know just the God in the Bible is all about controlling sex and reproduction He had Abraham sacrificed the tip of his penis, you know, I mean it's a little off little off The top of circumcision ouch You know so that's why we're here at the doctor Susan blocked Institute if you are a victim of

religious sexual abuse Give us a call because you know and mental abuse not just sexual sexual meaning It could be body mind or soul it could be that you are molested It could be just that your mind was gone molested

You know it was actually very ingenious though for for Yahweh to demand You know the foreskin of Abraham because if you think about it, of course, the Judeo-Christian tradition is a very male dominated tradition And what is more important to a man than his member, right? If you can get a guy to voluntarily take a knife to that

Every other request is pretty much a slam dunk. Yeah, you know, it's it's all about controlling sex And you know sex for humans bonobos, you know, it's it's made for procreation but also recreation and also relationships and You know most religions are all about just channeling all that sexual energy that really is

Created by nature at least to to serve many purposes just into this procreation purpose, which is really kind of Well back in the Saturnalia days they used to have temple prostitutes So they used to have ritual sex as part of their religious rituals, and that's one of the reasons why the Christians You could have all been priestesses

You are all objects of worship and you could all have been priestesses at one time you could we could go to church and see you and we are priestesses now brothers and sisters and we are in the temple of sex here on the Dr. Susan block show and We're we're getting towards the end of our program

What do you want to ride the Sybian before we get to the end there's still there's still five You know a few minutes. I can tell you that I will do it for you next time You know no I can you could just sit on it. It's got a fresh a fresh plastic thing here. I cannot handle this is measure B

Compliant, what do you think about me? Who is complying with measure B? Why are you well because whatever is that the condom law? I thought you were a germaphobe. Well, I believe in freedom of choice And I do not want to be told to wear a condom or not to our condom. What it all right

Can I ask a question about that a man and a women? Yeah, can I ask a quick question about that? Yeah about that law Yeah, you know Pornography sells fantasy, so I understand that you don't want condoms in a fantasy And so it's just do you think that that will chase the business out of California don't I've been

Filming porn since we passed the law all every week and we never use condoms And nobody is asking then diesel not to speed in movies or UFC fighters to our helmets and I'm not wearing So they just want to force it. Yay We do use our plastic wrap protection just tested by science every 14 days

I at least I do and I work with people that do too and I'm more confident having sex with Performers than I am with randoms outside of the business. Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. All right Well, so we're all for no measure B But that doesn't take away the fact that we have a measure B compliant. We don't believe it

She's gonna give us a little show and put baby Jesus Really really a very Christmas like the first Christmas because okay, should we put a condom on baby Jesus? Do you actually have to have condoms on And we have holy water blue can can we get a condom please for the baby Jesus?

Oh Tasha rain we have a request from panty boy for your panties. Oh my god. I want to hear something horrendous I would give them. I don't I'm not wearing panties. Oh here. Let's guess. Can you give me that? Yep, the the other one the other one. Yep here here pick a pair of panties

Okay, and you can put them on love and okay. Here she goes now. She's gonna put panties on We have so many. This is like the three-ring circus Tasha rain putting on her 9-1-1 panties for panty boy right now and At the same time we have Christmas elf Jesse Rogers. Can you pull that thing down or something? Yeah

There you go. Right. Just just right around like that. Okay. Tasha's putting on the panties Yeah, and I'm sure they're gonna get nice and juicy now and And Tasha no excuse me Tasha's here Jesse is there and We could have a little Christmas music maybe and and now she is taking the baby Jesus butt plug

And we're all watching like we're at like we're at a miracle. I mean it's like it's like and look at the paparazzi here It's a miracle. Here we are the baby Jesus is in the butt

Of sister Jesse The child will be born once she removes it from her butt. Have you ever been to a Christmas like this Tasha? Jesse That's why she has Jesus that's right. She's still a virgin technically exactly

The butt doesn't count Even her hat is orgasming as a result And here's mother Mary Yes

Okay, it's snowing in California and was Jesus born where did the butt plug go? Oh There it is. Oh Jesus has been born out of you know a manger. No nothing about your Jesus born from a butthole that is the answer to the whole virgin mystery Yeah

All right, so we're almost done. I I want to just Let's see. Where's where's our well? Oh, let's say hi to dr. G. Come on come on up here and say hi We're gonna do what oh Thank you darlin, okay, we all get our corp C calendar now everybody take a picture

How you doing dr. G good. Yeah dr. G is a Friend from a while ago and just say hi on the microphone. Yep. Yeah, and you were here before right? Female ejaculation, holy water, holy water. Absolutely. Oh, yeah, so you having a good time great time. Happy Hanukkah All right, so now what time is it? Oh, I mean it looks like it's almost midnight max

Are we gonna wind up now? He's gone. He said yeah, okay. We're completely out of control. We're out of control No, but corp C is taking advantage of this out of control moment to do a pure Pub shot right promo shot. Okay. Absolutely. All right, then promoting calendars books everything Can we put the calendars away now and bring out the chocolate Jesuses? Yeah, we got got more chocolate cheese. Oh, yeah

We have more chocolate cheese. I let's let's chocolate being an aphrodisiac. Yeah, okay So where is my snowflake Teja? Teja we eat all the chocolate Jesuses Yeah, paging Jesus party of 12

Okay, okay, as long as we have this and we're going to Now where's the mic who's got the mic? Okay So I think we're what do we have any more chocolate G's I yeah, okay? We're gonna we're gonna have more chocolate G's I

Six seven zero zero zero six six we will make you chocolate Jesuses even when Russell Stoffers Actually, can we have a hand for the chocolate Jesus maker that would be sister Anna Making Jesus making Jesus Mike and Jesus and and Miguel also polished the the Hanukkah Minerah

Is our creator of our manger our hookah a produce and you know, it's so edible Okay, and I think we're we're gonna have the head come up for sure We're gonna head for the final. Yeah, so I mean you could you could sit with it if you all right I'll bring the head over. So so now I'm gonna sit here

My ass right in here. All right, so I think it's time to say Good night to our like official show and then we're gonna go into the after-party Which is always a lot of fun. So Well, I've got right here my orgasm girl my city and rider my Jesus but plug bearer of good news

Mary gave birth through ass. That's why she was a virgin Jesse Rogers has enlightened me as giving me a sexual revelation. Thank you so much, Jesse You are so much fun And so where do we find you on the internet or anywhere? Well, I have a Twitter. It's at it's Jesse Rogers

Okay, anything coming up for you that you want to tell everybody about All right Corpse you tell us about your head. I can't think after what she just spoke This is our head wants to say goodbye. That's a dead head. This is a real human head We brought just for you. Is it grateful all hail the head all hail the head

There you go, he's very happy to be here by the way I'll pass the mic down to another hot bit. She likes head Phoenix Eskani. Where do we find you? We have that in common I am also on on Twitter and all the social networks known to man at Phoenix. How about woman?

How about trannies known to human how about angels? PHO ENIX ASK AI and and as far as new news Few days ago a new DVD came out anal honeys on evil angel on evil So you can see a penis go in my butt there

So you're on evil angel. You're on burning angel. You're on a lot of things. You're into a lot of angels. I mean Yeah, and and no To Joanna angel by the way, you know her birthday is on Christmas and she's Jewish Yes, well, she's fantastic. She is also the Christ child. It's not just the baby Jesus

I honestly think that Joanna is the real the real one right and she was probably born through her mother's butt Probably I actually you know speaking of those penis Jesus the Jesus still do on the cross jackhammer. Where is the Jesus jackhammer? Yes, the Jesus jackhammer Did you know that I played her mother?

In the xx exorcist live and I had to exercise her With one of those but it was Featured dancing performance so I couldn't actually stick it in her But we pretended to release demons out of her vagina via one of those. Oh, yeah

So I'm very familiar with it. Why did we not put baby Jesus in your butt? Because I Want everybody to know this is a very wholesome bubble thing that we got

Store, but look at this this sort of Christmas Elf. He has no pants on Tasia notices he has no pants. No, he's no pants. All right, so here we go. So Tom. Well, actually yes, yes Where's your book? Oh, where's my book? Here it is your book. There's my book. Okay, and I have a website which is TR Quinn calm

So you can see blogs on there. You get the book through there You can know all about what I do and from the website TR Quinn calm But do you get a chocolate Jesus? You can also connect to chocolate G's eye there, too It's a wonderful place called chocolate fantasies where you can get these two. Okay. All right

You know Okay, so now we have Tasha Rain brothers and sisters. Thank you so much. Where do we find you? Hello? Just go visit my site at Tasha Rain calm and my new movie came out this month The girly girls like it rough and I want you to have it. Do you like it rough?

I love it rough and my first analsine just came out on my site, too with Peter Norris Yeah, I took it like a champ He's huge and he has a vicious cum load so Peter Norris really He blew my mind. I know it's amazing. Wow

What you're jealous? I'm I'm very impressed that for her first anal. She did Peter. Wow That's she took Peter's Peter. I'm very impressed. Yeah, that's more than the baby Jesus but plug I am so proud of her but whole and that's that's more than Jesus, huh? Yeah Okay, and and when are you gonna graduate from UCLA?

I want to graduate by the end of next year. So I'm all being official fifth year senior, you know a double senior What are you gonna be when you grow up? I don't know. I haven't decided yet I'm I think the important thing right now. I'm loving it so much and then politics. No, I don't think so I think I'll you know, I'm just move back to orange

Oh see girl through life. All right. So was anybody else on the show? No, okay So now we're just gonna say can you get the bonobo sign? Just bring me the bonobo sign Can I mention one thing? I just want to mention our new issue of girls and corpses with Lloyd Kauffman on the cover and Miss Smosh for winter is just coming out incredible cover girls and corpses calm. Thank you. God bless you. Okay

God bless you and today's the last day to vote for the ex-biz fan vote award Everybody vote Jesse Rogers as Best news starlet

And vote for Tasha Rain as a performer of the year, please I want so bad And I'm gonna just say because I have a lot of friends running for a lot of things I don't usually say this but a friend Alexis Monroe is she's just had a very bad facial bone disease and and she is needing

You know support and money and she is up for ex-biz milf of the year So vote for her and support her in her In her fight against this strange disease you've heard about it. I've heard all about it And I was so confused so I went on our Twitter and I don't know

I'm just I feel awful for anybody in her situation, especially because her whole job is you know revolves around Yeah, but she's doing okay. She's doing okay. She's you know, I mean she looked beautiful after the operation She had a little bandage and stuff, but she she looked good, you know, hey, it gives you character That which does not kill me makes me strong

You know, otherwise you don't live. Yeah, I mean you got to do something after this anyway, right? Well, not me I guess Okay, so Liam was just in the basement with the security guy and this guy saw I am and just handed this to

The new scam bitches your father confessor. Yeah, no one's gonna trust a priest ever again after this Maybe you should hold this father You thought you were you thought you were a priest Walking around a priest's outfit man, I'll give you things. It's a good idea

It's funny how sexy that frog can be all right. So yeah confession on your knees, okay? So So we want to thank the bonobos too. They're not God. They're not Jesus. They're just these apes And and yet they are our kiss and cousins who swing through the trees as well as with each other

the ladies are in charge just like swingers and And they are very spiritual I mean somebody asked me on one of the shows that I was interviewed on about whether I thought that bonobos had souls and I was on with a

Priest like like Liam well not like Liam But I was on with a priest who said of course they don't have souls only humans have souls And I just respectfully I had to be respectful or else they would cut me out But I disagreed you look into the eyes of this bonobo and you see the missing link

they are kissing cousins and Brothers and sisters you look into the eyes of your dog and you see a soul, okay? So humans are not exceptional in that way And

And we are all children of sex the dogs the bonobos the humans You know whatever your religion and we respect all the religions we hear we worship Adonai aloha no Adonai ahad But it's not just ahad. We worship Jesus. We worship Allah. We worship Buddha. We worship Teja We worship the the dead head here

You know, we're just we just are worshiping this beautiful gift that comes from who knows where So we all know we got it We got to appreciate life while we can and we got to support the bonobos and and we got a

We got a what smoke. Oh poke the bonobos. No, I don't want to have sex with bonobos. I want to have sex like bonobos, okay? So yeah, make like bonobos not baboons make love not war Even if it's a holy war don't make war especially holy war actually all these wars are friggin holy wars Yeah, I say friggin

Fuckin fuck not war Make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airwaves

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