Valentine Lupercalia Rising ♥ The Movie

Full transcript of Valentine Lupercalia Rising ♥ The Movie on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, Lovers and sinners, Artists and exhibitionists, Voyeurs and connoisseurs,

Valentine's and Lovers of Mines, Looper Callions and Bacchanalians,

All you children of sex, And we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A-women?

That's right, brothers and sisters. We may or may not be children of God. Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Bacchus, Lupacus.

But we are all children of sex. And sex is our main subject of discussion here on the Dr. Susan Block show, which we are on right now.

I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant and your mistress of the airwaves.

Mm-hmm, baby. I'll get those airwaves up for me. Can I hear my voice a little more in my headphones and less of the music?

Please, speaking of airwaves, we're doing a little audio tuning so that we have good oral sex. That's A-U-R-A-L.

Last week was O-R-A-L. Right, blow me away, baby. So, if you are listening to us live, brothers and sisters, we are broadcasting live from the womb room.

Mm-hmm, see the womb? And we are in Bonoboville in the soul of downtown LA. And it's kind of Valentine weekend

if you're listening to us live. It's really Valentine month, you know, because of commercialism. And, you know, they can't just have you shopping for one day.

It's got to be all month, which is okay, you know. It's good to holiday. Right, but this holiday, this Valentine's day, mm, mm, mm.

Well, it's cool. It's nice. I mean, we had a nice Valentine's day, I don't know. You know, you get with your loved one.

It's exclusive. It's high pressure. You've got to make it really romantic. Just like, you know, the commercials.

Or else, you're just not Valentine enough. So it's fraught with anxiety often. Although it can be really, you know, nice. Valentine parties are kind of weird, though.

It's about, you know, one person, really. Or maybe two if you're, you know, a poly-trouple. Right, that's not trouble. That's a trouble, like a couple, but there's three of you.

Right, polyamorous Valentine's. That must be high pressure. Yeah, and Valentine's Day really is an invention of the Catholic Church. And we know how reliable they are.

What with the Pope hanging up the mitre, baby. Take this papacy and shove it. Whoa, I mean, so you never know what's going to happen with the Catholic Church. It's not that strong bulwark of morality and consistency and infallibility that some people thought it was.

I'm not sure how many people at this point, but obviously not the Pope. I don't like this. I'm leaving. I quit. I quit. Does the Pope say he quits?

Well anyway, the Catholic Church at one point was very infallible in a lot of people's minds and created this thing, Valentine's Day. The idea is this, you know, there's this story that goes with it that really wasn't maybe created by the Catholic Church more by Hallmark

and the whole card and flower industry. And Valentine is a priest, first of all. He's not that sexy. But he does marry people and that's kind of sexy, you know, getting married. You have sex, right? So that's cool.

And mean old Emperor Claudius in the days of ancient Rome when Rome was, you know, run by pagans and they were all devils, you know, with horns, right? So Claudius wouldn't allow couples to get married. And actually, I think this is historically true for a little while.

He didn't want soldiers getting married. He wanted them being more Spartan and, you know, having gay sex on the front, not with these wives and stuff, you know. So Valentine was marrying some people and this was big trouble

and so he got thrown in jail and, you know, sentenced to execution, of course, for marrying people. And while he was in jail awaiting his execution, there was a beautiful girl. There's always a girl. And she was blind so she couldn't see that he was like an ancient Catholic priest

and she was like an altar girl, you know. She couldn't see how he was much older than her. And so, you know, of course, this is a Christian saint and he healed her eyes with his saintly ophthalmological skills.

And then, you know, he was executed, well, right before he was executed, he left her a note which she could now see thanks to his healing ophthalmological saintly skills and it said something like, I love you from your Valentine, you know. And oh, it's just so beautiful, especially when the nuns are teaching you this.

And, you know, it's just, and they don't even really have sex. You know, he's sort of a priest, right? So this is Valentine's Day, right? Tiffany Star is right to cough because it's really not.

It's really not. It's just this thing that the church put on this holiday that is really a part of the human race. Well, in Rome, anyway, which is really where the human race counts, right? I mean, still, even though the Pope resigned, in Rome is where...

Well, anyway, in Rome, in prehistoric times, before we were even writing things down, before even Rome was Rome, there was this holiday. And, oh, my God, I forgot.

My goddess, I should say, hey, Happy Lupercalia! And yes, this holiday is called Lupercalia. And Luper is the wolf, of course, the wolf of Romulus and Remus. She who suckled Romulus and Remus with her wolfly breast.

You already, it's getting much kinkier than Valentine's Day, right? She suckled him in this cave, which is like the womb. And these two twin boys, they grew up to be strapping fucking young men. And they fuck a lot of women, and they found Rome, basically.

And they probably fuck a lot of guys, and probably each other, and some hermaphrodites, too, because those were really in Roman times. And, you know, they create this crazy, intense sexual holiday that's not about flowers, Valentine.

It's about vloggers. It's not about candy, honey. It's about whips. It's about hitting it, yeah.

And it's about purification. But interestingly, you know, these Romans, purification, meant not staying away from sex, but getting ready for sex. And that's what the whipping's all about.

It's getting you ready for sex. Now, what is this whipping all about? Well, oh, and by the way, we have little thongs here, reminiscent of Lupercalian thongs.

You're not supposed to wear these. Although, if you want to, you could try. Actually, I would be amused. And these are made by Jux Leather,

aka Jux Lee, who's back there with the camera. And he also made this marvelous flogger to symbolize the Lupercalian flogger. So, I don't know if you guys have gotten them,

but we're passing these around. So, all right, back to the cave. That's where these fraternities, this is why I wore my Yale thong myself,

speaking of thongs. Yes, because it's all about the fraternity, well, or sorority. I mean, I kind of egalitarianized the whole thing,

but really it was these guys that went into this cave and one part were the Romulus guys and the other part were the Remus guys and they sacrificed a goat.

Now, we don't happen to have a goat. We do have this sheep. And it's a blow-up sheep from Pipe Dream Products. Thank you very much.

And Pipe Dreams also just brought me a beautiful icicle. Thank you, Sabrina. And we're going to check it out soon. So, we've got lots of toys.

Anyway, I heard somewhere on Twitter that a sheep was a goat in the clouds. And that sounded very sort of classical and mythological. So, and you know, it's sort of a religious symbol

and, of course, being ridden by a chimpanzee who I don't even know if they knew anything about chimpanzees, probably not, but we love our apes, especially bonobos.

So, also got a pig over here. Anyway, they'd go into this cave and they would sacrifice a goat and they would take the blood of the goat

and they would put Xs and other sort of fraternity signs on their foreheads with the blood, which is where the red Valentine's Day comes in. And then they'd take the milk of the goat

and they'd, you know, also anoint themselves. And they're all like naked except for their little tiny thongs or maybe not even that. And they're drinking, of course, a lot of wine

because this is what you do in ancient Rome. And they're getting, like, really, really smashed. And then they cut these strips, I guess the ones that aren't too smashed,

cut these strips into these Lupercalian thongs, which they then take and they run into the streets and the countryside, of course, because there weren't very many streets.

This is sort of prehistoric. And they smack people, mostly women, really, but they'll smack men, too, or hermaphrodites. Or probably goats and lambs, you know,

they did it with animals, some of them, Romans. And the people would present their butts or sometimes if they're modest, their hands, or their breasts, or any part,

to get the smack of luck, right? It's lucky to get smacked. And it's sort of like, you know, cupid. It stings a little like cupid when he hits you with his arrow.

And it's a friendly thing to do. It's not actual sex. It's a kind of foreplay. I mean, they did have a lot of actual sex that weekend,

of course, because it's the purification. It prepares you for sex. It's the fertility holiday. It's Lupercalia.

And yeah, it was great. And then the Catholic Church thought it was too sexy and recreated it into Valentine's Day. But we are bringing it back, brothers and sisters.

Woo-hoo! So I want to welcome you to Lupercalia. And I'm going to introduce my special guest now that you know the holiday.

And we are going to celebrate. So, here we have the kingsters from kink.com. Couple number one. We have Sebastian Keyes and Eden Alexander.

Welcome to the womb room. Woo-hoo! Pleasure to be here, Dr. Suzy. I'm just absolutely dripping. Really?

I've got a serious trouble over here. Oh, my pleasure. Yeah, you are wearing this lovely latex dress that I would think would get you dripping.

And you're barely covered with this latex dress. It's quite transparent. Dr. Suzy, I swore it fit when I left the house. I don't know what happened.

The boobs are always in the way. I like the way it fits. I do. I really like the way it fits. I think it looks very nice.

Yeah, you could do that. Thank you, Sebastian. All right, very nice. You two look fantastic.

You look so Lupercalian. You are totally dressed for this holiday. Have you ever celebrated Lupercalia? Well, we had our own the other night.

But we've been dying to make it here and celebrate with you guys, too. Now, of course, you could be dressed for Valentine's Day. It would look the same as Lupercalia.

So did you know about Lupercalia before? Actually, we did. I actually tend to wear mostly black. So this is very colorful.

Yes. Oh, well, I'm very thrilled. And the suspender is very nice touch. Latex, of course. I have to match the wife.

Right, right. Very matching. So you're married. Yes. Well, in the future. In the future? Well, you said the wife.

Well, we've collared each other. It's a certain type of marriage. Hey, it's a bigger ring than I've got. You know, I just got one around the finger,

which is a form of bondage. And you are also partners in kink. Yes, we're both switches. So the reason why we both wear a collar

is because we both take turns being dominant and submissive to each other. And it works really, really well. Very good.

So who's going to start flogging home tonight? I'm kind of in a mood to get flogged. So I just want to volunteer myself. All right, all right.

We'll get that bun warmed up. By the way, brothers and sisters, that reminds me the heart, right? The symbol of Valentine's Day.

This is kind of a wimpy heart. Wait a second. Here's a good heart from the 99-cent store. Okay, look at this heart.

Now, this is a, you know, a kind of a... Well, it's got a nail through it, but it looks kind of like a real heart. You know, the organ, the muscle that pumps the blood.

Now, these two things don't look anything like each other. Right? What does this look like? We're going to find out later.

Looks like a well-whipped ass. It is. Not this. You know.

It is. Okay. Oh, did you get these? Okay.

So now, Tiffany Star. Welcome, Tiffany Star, brothers and sisters. Tiffany, this is Tiffany's, what? Fourth time here?

Fourth or fifth? Yeah. And you are the winner of our Dr. Susie.TV Award for Wildest TS. Well, I'm actually honored.

I had no idea I was going to win any awards this year, let alone, you know, that one. Yeah. Well, we kind of cut to the chase with our awards. We didn't actually nominate anybody.

We just kind of had winners, you know. So maybe next year we'll actually nominate people. But we, you know, we just thought it was one of those shows between shows. And I was actually sick and we weren't going to have a show.

And we thought, let's just have an awards show. And then we just picked our award winners right there on the show, actually. So you won. I actually liked that method a lot better.

Yeah. You know, with a little bit of help from Hennessy, our sponsor that night. Right. We picked some good winners.

And you are a winner for 2012. You've got to defend your title. Yes. Well, thank you.

And you've always been just so much fun and so charismatic. Yes. And I understand you've won a couple other awards as well. Yes.

And I might win some tomorrow, but I'm not going to hold my breath. Okay. Now, tomorrow is the, do they call them the Tranny Awards? Tranny Awards.

Just plain old Tranny Awards. Are you up for awards as well? I am. You are?

Yes. Well, tell us what awards you're up for. Myself, I'm up for Best Non-TS Performer of the Year. Ah.

Best Non-TS. Right. We can tell you're not a TS unless you were originally a girl. Because, I mean, the beard.

The beard. Well, I don't know. That could be hormones. Yeah.

They're a lot. No, that's all natural. Right. Okay.

So, Non-TS Performer of the Year. For what movie? Actually, a scene which also I've nominated for Best Scene. Another scene with King.com, a TS seduction.

Myself and Natasya Dreams. Very sexy. Ah. She was here last week.

Oh, great. Yes. She is very hot. Oh, she is so hot.

Beautiful. She fits in our scene. She did. She could make her butt clap.

Oh, yes. Every time the camera asked for a clap, she just clapped her booty. She really does the pussy-pop. Oh, she does.

She does. More ways than one. Yeah. Do you know Natasya?

Not yet, but I'm sure I'll meet her eventually. You will meet her tomorrow night, for sure. And what are you up for? I'm up for a couple awards.

The one I'm looking most forward to is TS Performer of the Year, so. Whoa! Whoa! I hope you win.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because that would validate our choice, right?

She was the first tranny butthole I smoked on it. Not that we need validation. The first tranny butthole you smoked on it. Yeah.

Yeah. That's why I love it. Well, that's a good reason, but I mean, there's many others as well. Yeah, she's always fun.

And you look really spectacular, may I say. Well, I've had some upgrades since we last met. Yes, on your vehicle. Whoa.

Well, don't let me stop you from showing off. I mean, after all, our first guests are already starting, so. I mean, but, you know, that outfit, you want to model it? The outfit right now?

Yeah. Up here. Here we go. I guess we have to sing the music.

Okay. Here we go. Are you showing? Yeah, you are showing off.

It would be easier if there was music, but we also have a microphone. So we can give you the mic. How about that? Yeah.

Tiffany Star. So what do you call this that you slinked yourself into? Is this a dress or a tube? It's like a, yeah, a tube.

Actually, I just came from a shoot and I thought this would look sexy as I wore it. Oh, it does. Well, you know, it does look sexy. Now you hear the music and you could just tease us with your dress somehow.

You could just show it off now that we finally have the music on for you. Do one of those famous Tiffany catwalk strips or just teases. I don't know if you can get up there because it looks like it's got too much stuff on it. Yeah.

She's just standing there. All right. I think she needs to be whipped. Do a walk.

Do a walk. Take that thing. Take it. Like, oh yeah.

Turn to the side. Yeah. Turn to the front. Yeah.

Oh, there we go. Turn around. Okay. So that is Mistress C.

Yeah. Okay. And thank you for the direction, Mistress C. Yes.

All right. Yeah. That was good. That was good.

So how are you doing, Mistress C? Fantastic. Happy Lupercalia. Happy Lupercalia to you as well.

You were here for last year's Lupercalia. I was. Was that your first? It feels like a reunion of sorts.

It is of sorts. Yes. Definitely. Definitely a sort of reunion.

And it fits with the Lupercalian theme, that whole fraternal order of Romulus and Remus, except we've infiltrated it with women. Big time. Right.

The women are wielding a lot of the whips around here and the floggers. Right. Look at what you think, Dr. Suzie. Right.

Right. Yeah. Well, another thing that we're celebrating here tonight, by the way, is Eve Ensler's One Billion Rising campaign to stop rape.

Wow. Wonderful. At least fuck rape. Oh, here we go.

Fuck rape. You know, to kind of do a little more bonobo bill and stop or reduce violence against women and men and transsexuals and hermaphrodites and everybody. Everybody just love each other.

Yeah. And whip each other. Exactly. Flog each other.

Flog each other. Hear, hear. Yeah. Absolutely.

Absolutely. So, we're happy to be part of One Billion Rising. This is Luper Calia Rising here. And I want to say hi to Avie Flox who is here.

Hi. Hi. Talk to me. I'm a little sad that you guys didn't have any lollipops for me today.

I actually think I do have a lollipop, don't I? Don't we have a lollipop somewhere? Let's see. Where do I have a lollipop?

Hold this a second. I have a pacifier with a penis on the end. Yeah. With that word?

That would be a second. I mean, it's not flavored, but we all know what that tastes like, don't we? Yeah. That, well, certainly.

We'd all like to see Avie with that in her mouth. I thought we had lollipops somewhere. It's become a thing. Lollipops.

Okay. Well, all right. We put out an order for the lollipops. We have thongs.

And we have lipstick. Okay. Instead of blood. We do have wine.

If you'd like to be anointed with wine in the ancient Greek sense, then we have that. But there must be some anointment tonight. Well, Dr. Sissy, I'm a squirter. So.

So you will do some anointing. And baptize your anointing, yes. You will be baptizing us. Yeah.

I'll be happy to. Oh, I'm excited about that. Yeah. And Avie.

Avie is here. She's in between trips around California. We're so happy to have you back, Avie. I am so happy to be back.

It's been too long. How long have they been? Over a year. You were here with Hollywood Sex Wars.

Yes. Yeah. And that was fun. Oh, here you go.

Oh, my God. I love it. There you go. And that wonderful.

Okay. So you asked for it, honey. Oh, yes. This is for the Rainbow Coalition.

Yeah. Suck on that. Okay. So this is exciting.

Avie's got a new lollipop. And we all love the shape. So you were here for Purim. Yes, I was.

That was the first time I came, I think. Right. And we're doing Purim next week, by the way, next Saturday, if you're listening to us live, is our Purim Bacchanal.

We tend to just really get very decadent with holidays. We take these holidays that have been turned all moralistic by the Judeo-Christians, and we turn them back into their pagan origins. So, I don't know.

I think that's what we do, right, among other things. And sex therapy on the phone and webcam. Right. Okay.

So, Avie, have you ever celebrated Lupercalia? I've not, no. No. So how about Valentine's Day?

Did you have a nice Valentine's? I had an amazing Valentine's Day. I drove down to Los Angeles from the Bay Area. It was exhilarating.

And you just took the scenic route? Yes. Oh, nice. I think.

Driving down, yeah, I guess that's nice. You know, a long drive. Yeah. I might get catchy on that if it was Valentine's Day myself.

We're driving on Valentine's Day. You know, why don't we land somewhere? We should be on the side of the road. Be there already.

Oh, look at this. We have a presentation of a Lupercalian ass speaking of the heart. See? Look at this.

The heart. I think you should face the audience for a moment. And then we can actually see how the heart is shaped like an ass. Just needs to be a little red, that's all.

There you go. Yeah, it does need to be a little red. Absolutely. So here we go.

Tiffany Starr is taking the slut paddle. And yeah, this is a fresh ass. So maybe we'll even get the slut words on her ass. Let's see.

Okay, I'm going to get over here so I get out of the way. And this is my producer, Teja Souter. Okay, it's redding. It's not going to get red by itself.

Whoa, okay. Maybe the other side. The first swat of the night, brothers and sisters. Let's hear it for Teja.

First of many. Very nice. Where's the mic? Okay, here it is.

So you gave the first swat of the night. It was my honor. Are you feeling powerful? Until she ran away, yeah.

Well, maybe, you know, you need to go a little easier and they'd stick around longer. Just an idea. But you look so hot, all this work or something. Wow, do you want to promote your plastic surgeon or what?

I probably should, but, you know, he actually did a great job. And for the money I spent, he better have done that. Oh, okay. So we don't have to promote him then, right?

No, I'm sure he makes enough, you know, money already. Okay, honey. And did you get more up here on top? Yep, on top and on bottom.

Do you want to show us? Sure. Okay, here she goes. Tiffany Starr revealing.

Lovely. Wow. And, you know, that's kind of heart-shaped too. I think it was Desmond Morris that talked about the ass being put on the front, you know,

to get people to do the missionary position. Although the Bonobos do missionary too. Look at this ass. Oh my.

Very nice ass. Yeah, you do have tits on your bottom here. Wow, that is quite an ass. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Well, I'm glad everyone appreciates it. Yeah, well, you know, I mean, if you're going to get it done, I mean, you didn't need anything done. You were beautiful.

You won our award with just, well, I won't say your natural self, but I mean, you didn't have that much work. So, yeah, you didn't need to do this, but you are... Yeah.

It looks good on you. Good thing. Yeah. We're glad you did.

We're glad you did. All right. Well, you know, the Romans would have approved. They probably, the classical Romans, you know, they were up for anything to enhance sexuality,

you know, all that decadent stuff. They would do anything. So, all right. All right.

Well, Lupercalia onward now that, you know, you're hanging out in the Lupercalian spirit. So, who else wants to do a little whipping or flogging? Do I have a volunteer? Mistress in the house?

You know, yeah. Yeah, I would love to. Okay. On who?

Do you have a victim? Yeah. I just love what I see, so can I flog her? Can she flog you?

I've been flogged by Mistress C. Usually, I'm more of a top, but yeah, let's go for it. All right. It'd be nice.

Yeah. It'd be nice. It'd be very nice. And so...

Should I bring my toys or am I good with what you have? Yeah. Do you want to use this? Absolutely.

This is a beautiful Lupercalian flogger by Jux Leather. Look at Jux. Right, right. And he happens to be friends with the couple number one over there.

The Kingsters over here. Yeah, Kingsters. Okay, and here is Mistress C. Yeah, the red looks good with your black outfit.

Okay, so let me move the sheep and the bonobo here. Yeah, and this here. Okay, they're consulting now, which is a good thing. They're doing a little negotiation.

And who wants to hold the microphone here? You know, you want to hold the mic to talk about what you're going to do? Whenever you go into any type of scene or you're going to talk to someone, in this situation you have a little negotiation.

Talk about it a little bit. All right, so we're going to talk about it a little bit. See you in a moment. And while they're doing that, we should mark ourselves with the Lupercallian sign.

Now, it doesn't have to be an X. I just kind of made that up, you know, X marks the spot. But something, or you could get some wine and anoint yourself with wine, which could get a little smelly.

No, no, no. Squirt is not red unless it's that time of month, which I don't know if I will. Well, Dr. Sissy, would you like to anoint me in whatever way you would like to? Yeah, yeah, I'll anoint you.

Oh, great. Yeah, come on up here and I'll anoint you. Here she comes. Eden.

Eden Alexander, brothers and sisters. Yeah. And we have this lovely lipstick instead of the blood of the goat. I just, you know, I'm into a lot of things, but not the blood.

Okay, and here she is. This is Eden Alexander. And she is going to be initiated into the coat, the coat, not the coat, the coat of the looper cow.

And she's going to get a coat of red on her. There you go. Wait a second. Can I have this mic and say it again, sister Eden?

I feel the spirit, Dr. Suzy. Yeah. Let's hear it for sister Eden. Sister Eden Alexander.

Yeah, she is ready. Are you ready? Oh, I'm born ready. Yeah.

Okay. So if you have a particular sign you would like on your head, you know, what's the sign of the devil? 666, right?

If anybody wants that, I have the horns and actually I follow 666 people on Twitter. You want the 666? Okay.

All right then. Okay. So here we go. I hope I can do my sixes with this lipstick.

This is cheap lipstick. It's kind of falling apart, but I'm going to do it for the devil because the devil is Pan, right, brothers and sisters? Pan was an innocent satyr, you know, kind of an important

satyr with the horns and the tail and everything we know of the devil and a god of pleasure and rambunctiousness. And once that Catholic church came in there before the Pope started quitting, they turned poor Pan into the devil.

Aw. You got the short end of this. Okay. So we're going to give him a big one here.

Mm-hmm. I'm a size queen. Yeah. Hello.

And here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Let's hear it for a brother, Sebastian, inducted into the

lubricalian coat. I feel the power. Yeah. It's not bad, though, 666.

Do I wear it well? Don't scratch your forehead. I made that mistake already. That's why mine's going to be a mess.

Right. Right, right, right. Now, Dr. Sussie, Sebastian is a puppy and I don't know if you noticed, but after you did that, his tail started

wagging. Let me see that. You really did make him a happy puppy. Oh, yeah.

He's a wonderful puppy. You got the suspenders. Yeah. Oh, he is a puppy.

He's one of those puppies. Right. Right. Puppies need to be whipped sometimes.

Well, he's a husky. He's a large dog, but he's fairly well trained. He can get a little frisky, especially around lovely ladies.

Ah. I stick my nose in places this year. All right. Now, the question is, where shall I put you while

we're going to have this flogging now? We're going to have a sort of a formal flogging. So you want to just like sit in the corner in front of your wife?

I'm a little out there. I do need a refresher on a drink. Ah. Maybe I'll go over there in a week.

Okay. Go over there and get your drink. Now, by the way, we are pouring wine here because it's a Roman kind of drink.

We've even got it in one of these sort of kitschy things. You're not drinking wine probably. That's just too authentic, right?

I'll have wine. I'm more of a whiskey man myself. Oh, okay. Well, we can get you some whiskey.

Get him some whiskey. But that is a tacky cup. It's Justin. It's Justin.

Oh, man, Justin. That is not a Lupercalian cup. At least this pretends to be Lupercalian, right? There we go.

Yeah, here we go. Thank you so much. Drink hardy. No, that's kind of St. Paddy's.

By the way, for St. Paddy's, we're going to have another squirter, Dumay, St. Paddy's Eve. But now, we are going to have, I think I'm going to get behind here so I can get out of the line

of fire. Mistress C, vlogging. I'm going to do a little vlogging. That's all we're going to do on Lupercalia.

Been down lovely over the bed. Vlogging Tiffany Starr. Show your nice new ass. Yes, lovely, lovely, lovely.

Okay, here she is, Tiffany Starr. Getting flogged by Mistress C with a beautiful Lupercalian Jux Leather Flogger. How's that feel?

Feels nice. The breeze is great. Yeah. It's really very sensuous.

It's even better on our end. This is a moose, a moose skin. Moose, it is a moose skin flogger in Jux Leather's particular style.

And it's pretty soft. Yeah, nice and soft. I like it. Keep going.

She's such a slut for vlogging. Okay. I mean, she can do it a little harder, I think. If she says keep going.

Yeah. Make it rosy. Make it look like a nice Valentine heart. A true Lupercalian heart.

Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. And by the way, the strips, brothers and sisters, these stongs, these leather strips,

guess what their name is? Anybody know? February. February.

Yeah, that's where we get February. Okay. She's perfect for a Lupercalian. And it is.

And now she's getting smacked real good. Okay. Pretty good. Does it hurt yet?

Um, yes. Not too much. Do you like it to hurt? Not really, but my pain tolerance is pretty high, too.

You can tolerate a lot of pain. Yeah, but it's mostly toleration, not enjoyment. Not enjoyment. Well, this feels good, but...

Yeah. Yeah. Do you like having your ass exposed to everybody? Oh, I do it for a living, so yeah.

Well, you know, some people are mercenaries, and some people really enjoy it. Oh, I enjoy it. Yeah.

In this situation, I think the enjoyment is for Mr. C. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Mr. C is having a good time with your beautifully done ass.

I don't know if this is like we're whipping your ass. I mean, well, it is your ass, but there's stuff in there that maybe make it so that it's got more cushioning. Is that right?

I don't know. The stuff. Yeah. The skin around the stuff, right?

Except we can't hear you now when you're talking. You've got to talk on the microphone. Hey, she bought it. It's hers.

All right. Yes, that's true. That's true. And let's hear it for Mr. C and Tiffany Starr.

Brothers and sisters. Thank you. All right. So that was nice.

That was a nice... It's kind of like a foreplay for something, maybe. We'll see. So now, I would love to have my couple over here,

Sebastian and Eden, come up on the broadcast bed area. Oh, I forgot to do your lipstick here. You've got to get a mark on your head. Someone needs anointing.

Yes, you need anointing. Right. And what do you have a sign that you relate to, like an astrological sign or anything in particular?

Well, my name is Tiffany Starr. So give me a star. Well, there you go. And there you go.

You know, sometimes it's sort of obvious. Okay. So I think you have to... Kneel down.

Yeah, kneel down is good. And tip your head towards me, child. I feel like I could be the Pope, huh? Should I run for Pope?

Yeah. I got the... I love that mitre. Yeah.

Okay, here we go. Tiffany Starr. Tiffany Starr, you know that your initials are TS. It was meant to be TS.

There we go. Yeah. I'm an artist. Awesome.

Okay, so you've been anointed. Mr. C, would you like to be anointed? Yes. All right.

Do you know what you want to be anointed with? MC. MC, baby. No.

Mr. C is our MC right here. Okay. And here you can hold the microphone. Okay.

Okay. So you're going to get your MC now. Here we go. I can't do squiggly.

I did an MC though. Can we hear it for Mr. C? All right. And couple number one.

Here they are. They're married in sort of with collars around their necks. And they're kinksters. They do stuff at kink.com, which is in the middle of controversy right now.

A little. Right. The boss was busted, huh? Yes.

I know. He probably can't talk about that. But we're all curious about that. Very curious.

You know? Right. All I can say is Google it. Yeah.

Had you ever been to the shooting range? I've actually filmed there quite a few times. But were they shooting? I mean they were shooting movies, right?

Were they actually shooting guns? I wasn't there. I've seen a picture of somebody shooting a firearm in there. Right.

But I've never seen it happen. It's never been done on set. That's for sure. Good.

Good. How about you? Were you with the firearms or not? No.

Actually I just know that a lot of blow jobs have been given in that firing range. And that's all that I know of. Well, yeah. There's definitely proof of that.

Yeah. Shoot the gun between your legs, brothers and sisters. Right. I don't know.

I don't know what to think. But I'm going to try to think good thoughts. Anyway, we'll talk about that more later after something. Okay.

So what are we doing now? You're going to flog? Would you like to use a juxtable leather flogger? Or would you?

Yeah. We're about to get flogged or spanked tonight. Yes. And I'm always saying you need to be careful what you wish for.

Okay. I think he should indeed get a spanking. Right. Or a flogging or a paddling.

What do you think, Dr. Suzy? Well, we could start with the flogging and go to the paddling and go from there. You know? That's a party.

Yeah. Yeah. Flog. Flog the hog.

Flog the hog. Flog the hog while you flog. Flog the hog. Yeah.

Yeah. Right. I think we should strip him. Right.

He should be stripped for this. Yeah. I mean, should we put him over something or on the cross? Well, I think the cross would be perfect.

Would someone like to help put him up on the cross? Yeah. Help put him up on the cross? Here.

Hold this. I would love it. My bag is just sitting over there waiting to be busted open. Okay.

Just waiting. Okay. So, this is our cross. are awesome bondage cross this is you know our version of a cross and of course

it's a St. Andrews cross made by Mario Sosito now the lion in the middle you okay with that we okay that's sort of a Roman touch here because it's kind of cross right and these are cups from stock room and of course wait a second though the pants aren't down I think we before you tie him up you got to get the pants

down because the lions can make that difficult right down yeah don't don't but mr. Sebastian keys how you doing there excellent yeah good you like showing your heart to the room quite an exhibition yeah I can see I could live in a nudist colony if I could yeah yeah good for you okay and you're practically naked

there you've got this latex thing do you have panties on under there oh no no panties no room all right right it keeps you warm and skimpy at the same time absolutely and if you choose that transparent rubber then the best of both worlds you can see right through it it's almost like being

nude all the parties right right yeah that's definitely a party dress okay here we go this is Eden Alexander and she is going to be whipping or flogging or paddling or all three yeah weapon should I use okay well first of all do we want to tie his feet up yeah well then I think we've got to get the jeans

off yeah yeah jeans have to go off I have some choices over here but I only have a few out I have some more in my suitcase you can take your big or you can use all them yeah oh you know cuz you tied him up first you had cuz you're a switch so it's convenient that you you can do both you know here he's got these little sockies

on I guess that's all right do we want to keep the socks oh yeah yeah take the socks off right right oh I love socks but they're a little not I have a huge thing for socks yeah the tall dress socks are like knee-high socks I agree right right the black socks that they used to wear in the old-fashioned

porn that might be kind of cool what do you think of socks AV on men I love socks you love what about the ones he's got I mean there's sort of these little half-soft things you think those are worth keeping on we're oh god yes yes like them yeah yeah okay we're gonna leave one sock on oh yeah yeah I think we

should be a little asymmetrical I agree you know I think we got to hear it for asymmetry here so I've got you know what I've got an ass in my no I got tits in my ass was what I had that's what I had tits in my ass okay I'm moving them over here and yeah yeah we've got some flogging going on how do you feel

about flogging AV is that something you enjoy I love love yeah you like flogging or being flogged or both I guess both I'm slightly switching myself you're twitchy or switchy yeah how you doing with that dick there I'm doing no she's not really sucking a dick brothers and sisters who are not watching but you

know she is but I could be she bit the head off she circumcised that penis brothers and sisters this is prehistoric Rome they weren't circumcising but I guess you know you're the first Jew in Rome and you're gonna circumcise the first dick you get your mouth around how about that I wonder if anybody ever

circumcised a penis with their teeth oh okay he's now very securely shackled this is slave Sebastian is this secure or are you yeah whoa now you know you might knock this over so don't pull yourself too far but this is not nailed into the ground okay so just kind of lean forward don't don't let yourself lean back okay

so unless we want to put someone on the back here yeah okay yeah you could you pull those arms up a little you want to pull the arms up Jax yeah there you go okay here we go arms up yeah that's so much more elegant you know much more elegant okay here we go so now we're discussing we can we can hear what

you're discussing here well mr. C has some wonderful weapons of ass destruction here and I think the first one that's actually one of my old toys which is cool yeah yeah but I'm sure mr. C approves well this is a full circle moment for you isn't it yeah it's cool you know I mean it's it's it spells it out brothers and

sisters well he did ask for it yeah okay and it's it's pretty pretty rough you're starting with the rough stuff you know the huh I mean she didn't want to do the vlogger that's tough okay she's gonna toughen that hide she's gonna turn that Valentine red he's in the stance do you have military training or something

just been very well okay not military maybe sort of like jujitsu or I actually do have martial arts training martial arts okay yeah there you go three black belts okay whack that but whoa oh yeah this is a looper callian activity here except it is usually the male that's whacking the female but here it's the

female whacking the male and that's how we're updating looper callia for modern times the grunting is kind of nice yeah yeah yeah yeah it is getting very red it's looking more and more like a heart well it's a good thing he's a ginger because he read really quickly yeah yeah whip it up for one billion rising not

till I spank harder than yeah right how's he doing he does yeah oh she would love to okay take a turn on puppy here how's puppy doing excellent yeah it's getting very red it's practically as red as her latex dress okay here we go drag and town and it's red and it's kind of like a whip it is a whip actually so

that's kind of looper callian right there and I think I may have to yeah yeah go ahead I'm gonna get away from you actually but so so we're we're gonna we're just gonna watch her whack yeah there's not much room to do a really no now Sebastian I want you to remember from previous experience saying it's not a

really smarts it's cupid's arrow stinging so good and leaving a couple of marks here which I guess is okay just a few it's okay you a few marks just a few yeah why do I hear opera in my headsets do you hear the opera I hear the opera it's looper callian music I see it is at least Italian I had some

very operatic orgasms in the past right come to climax and I like squirting which is more like an exorcism squirting yeah so what makes you squirt what makes me squirt is well first of all I have to be really turned on and horny but I also have a very sensitive gg spot which is kind of deep down in my body so as long

as I have a dildo or a nice hard cock or hand and fingers that knows where they're going I can make a big mess we could provide any and all of this actually well the great thing about having Sebastian here and Tiffany's here volunteering services yeah I don't think that I'm lacking yeah I think we

just need to clear some space and I think we we actually have a squirting sort of Matt here a love Matt if Tasia knows where it is well Dr. Sisi I see a Sybian machine we do we also have that I don't get a chance to ride those very often warm up certainly certainly that would and and yeah so okay and Tasia is

here and she's got the love rug and we're gonna get the Sybian squared away I guess we could get a pig and put it over here yeah she rides the Sybian in a wheelchair you have ridden a Sybian in a wheelchair in a medical fetish scene scenario I have actually put a Sybian in a wheelchair and rolled around the room

having orgasms oh oh it was wow now that's something I haven't done I have to try that I'm a big medical fetish next time I I gotta go to the hospital or something I'm gonna ask for the Sybian to be brought in and you know sit on yeah okay all right we also have a rubber ducky it's an invasive treatment but

it's effective okay so so okay we probably need some help Tiffany it would be my pleasure and where should I put these tits maybe I'll just put them what what consensual oh right yes yes that's why we're rising up against rape and having fun with consensual flogging definitely oh

yeah okay so we have a Sybian here except you know they have this thing but it's in front of your beauty and I don't want to do that in fact all right I'm also here Dr. Suzy you're here oh you mean your dick you're volunteering your oh okay your your voice that's only for you darling thank you sweetheart yes my

Valentine you're already on it whoa I was gonna yeah well you've been on it before let's see we could turn it up a little so how you doing max I'm doing great having a great time happy Luper Calia sitting next to AV here we had a fun Valentine's Day yeah but now is Luper Calia so you can you know vlog away what

did you do for Valentine's we went we went to the beach and we we watched the sunset from the car from the car late in the middle of the ghetto trying to get there trying to get there thought we were taking a short short cut and then we got thinking any moment you're gonna get your car jacked you know well fun oh yeah

and then we got Xander is riding the Sybian and we're talking about our Valentine's day so we got there and they there was a nice little English hold it hold the mic near her was kind of don't mind me you guys and we went and we got a massages we got a romantic couples massage thing is that's about as corny as

you can get it was but I enjoyed it that sounds amazing and and then we got in the jacuzzi right then we were in a jacuzzi made out I fell asleep during my massage so I don't remember when I heard him snoring I knew it was okay and then we they they sent us out on the patio yeah and we had pasta with gorgonzola cheese

darling why don't you describe that while she groans gorgonzola cheese gorgonzola cosi buona ma bella una puzza che non finci mai you know why I married him now yes my Valentine's speak Italian to me okay and then we had sex and then yeah no then we had yeah we had to come home we had garlic balls oh those they were those

were the best part forget the garlic those were really good and now Eden Alexander is riding the Sybian live on dr. Suzy dot TV from the womb room in bonoboville yes make like bonobos not baboons fight against rape and have fun with yourself celebrate Luper Calia maybe yeah maybe you want to be whacked a

little oh you know because it is Luper Calia yeah little little whack oh yeah candy right just riding along in a song oh let's get our teeth all gunked up yeah whack oh harder harder here and a buzz-buzz here

you know what it got so quiet in here we're watching now relax okay put the mic up to her voice you want a wheelchair yeah we have one let's hear it for yeah whoa wow what happened oh yeah yeah you you want a wheelchair she wants it on her chair on her regular chair on any chair I think

she'd like it on all we have to have technicians for that that's actually Teja answers the phone sometime sitting on the the Sybian yes I do right you are not here right right there okay let's let's see the ass no sometimes at night right okay so that's a bit right wait a second eaten you're not going anywhere

honey wow you know yeah because after all I mean you had a big orgasm right you did here you want to talk but you you you you mentioned squirting oh that's right and I think I might need Sebastian to help me can we can we untie Sebastian I forgot you we have to talk to Sebastian find out how he was doing I

have a feeling he was fine but I go ahead and untie Sebastian he's a good yeah I yeah he is he is he is we are very grateful for him just being such a good sport taking the XOXO oh yeah and now the circulation can return to his limbs oh my god he has a couple of scars a little just a little wealth yeah so yeah

so we're gonna move the Sybian off of this and everyone's taking care of things so AV what are you texting this is fun I do this every Saturday nothing nothing oh my god that's such a classic answer so I have to tell you about the layer dr. Susan yes the layer have you did you go to AVM this year oh the

layer no no no no no no AVM I mean I love AVM I love them but anyhow I was there and I did the layer for the AVM that's why actually we had people up at AVM and they gave us some good reports yeah we did a lot of fun that's right great party jokes yeah producer lovely and creator of the layer for the AVM

show well congratulations on congratulations on being I mean are you the first creator of BDSM show I don't know if I'll be the first per se people tried but obviously didn't go I have been doing them now for the last two years and with the exotica shows and the AVM show five shows a year we're moving the bonobo

way and getting people to really see the bonobo way wait a minute you do five shows now five shows where's that we're in the area exotica shows you talk about the country very and AV is writing about all of this stuff yeah I love and look at her down on that rain I'm really disturbed by the fact that I'm sucking on a dig

that is disappearing but but it's supposed to be growing yeah yeah can I get that microphone there can you get me the microphone shrinking who's dick is this oh here we go okay yeah we're gonna get the microphone around here so first of all how was that when you were tied to the cross listening to her that's

all I could do listen I couldn't see so I'm just like was it was very good I'm spoiled because I always get a 24-7 but that's why we like to do different things okay all right so now you are doing a fingering technique do you want to have a pillow behind you or something I mean yeah we could have that could you

move that ape over there it's gonna is masturbating Susan right behind you watch out is masturbating whoops oh oh yeah look I mean that's that thing's not shrinking tell you that dirty little ape all right so so this is quite a do we have something to catch the rivers well this is the love rug here but the love

rug is under her and not in front of her okay it's a little bit in front I mean should we pull it out a little let's let's pull it let's pull the love rug out a little bit a little bit more yeah there we go okay that's good okay it's like a bath mat it is but it's supposedly made for squirting although I suppose a bath

mat is also made for squirting and she has a rubber ducky on her clit okay here she goes whoa I am baptized we were running out of water like a spring shower did someone measure that I think that is one of the signs of spring spring spring are your

cameras all right men oh yes they've got that they've been squirted on that was something I mean they've been baptized brothers and sisters was that beautiful or what that was that was a fountain of Venus so what can we have a hand brothers and sisters even as he gets her hand yeah oh yeah eating Alexander squirting at the

hand of Sebastian keys and for those people they think squirting is just p you squirt a lot you you squirt a lot before that time it was just it was like like I've had an exorcism you have squirted a lot and and and and we should really applaud you now yeah that was that was pure and she wore her waterproof

outfit yeah she did I mean now I see the functionality of the latex it's a functional fetish yeah it's a functional and and she just got it on the love rug which is great yeah it worked it's like it's like showing oh it absorbed really well yeah oh how lovely oh she's tested it a true love oh wow oh that he was so

thirsty wow nice it was a long journey through countryside that's baptize the apia there was no water there was nothing as a man in the wild and then I hope you're squirting and he was healed now he's getting very aggressive lovely whoa everyone's going home with a heart yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah well did you have to

learn to squirt or was that a skill that you had from like do you believe in squirting no I was I was actually taught to squirt on webcam and I did not know that I was taught yeah yeah yeah we do a lot of laundry yeah all right so you are tweeting about the squirting right AV I had to follow Eden on Twitter I had to

find her immediately yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's my very extra special talent that is very I'm tweeting about it right now yeah and and you I mean have you see that was a pretty big one you that was that was good yeah I mean we're we're kind of connoisseurs of I have I have unofficially broken the world squirt

record in distance meaning I had a distance I had a measuring device I was able to measure my squirt how many but there was no Guinness or world record people it was over 12 feet that does the Guinness world of records actually recognize that kind of thing no they don't believe you're going to go I'm the

champion squirted the longest recorded squirt oh the ducky is going 10 feet 9 inches wow over 12 how do you stop this duck you push in the middle of his back that's a holy squirt yes that's how you stop it you know back to lubricalia right I mean do you think people squirted back then I do can eat

and shoot a ping-pong ball I tried once okay I have a ping-pong ball and I couldn't get it out oh well and I had to get it still in the kitchen I don't know about this sounds like something we have to stop I don't remember anything I mean I threw away I was so mad at them okay it wasn't me yeah it's my pleasure to

for you oh well it's my pleasure to receive your baptism yes and with a name like Eden well you are a garden and especially now we can do all these things because there's no pope anymore and yeah right we're literally we're hopeless right it's hopeless right what the whole thing is

hopeless I didn't grow up a religious person however I did go to like a Christian type of private school so I did learn about the Bible and however we weren't necessarily a church-going family did they teach you how to shoot rifles did they teach you how to molest little boys because I grew up educated about

religion which allowed me to be extremely objective yeah but I never learned anything about squirting in the Bible so no baptism you did baptism it's all over the Bible absolutely well if in that case Sebastian saved yeah what religion did you grow up with I was born and raised Mormon I didn't leave the

religion till I was 16 Mormon wow it was it was a trip that's for sure for sure but I'm completely agnostic now because of it but I have such fascination with religion yeah fucked up it's so fucked up and and do you still are you in touch with your Mormon family only my immediate family and we've all kind of

grown apart from the church but my mom actually just recently went back to the church how many mothers do you have just the one my dad though he was a bit of a whore so really oh yeah so he had several wives not wise but he definitely had a lot of girlfriends well I mean maybe not legally it was illegal

you get to have different partners to I guess I do but I really only need one she satisfies all my needs and we're exactly alike and how long you've been together three days four days we actually met at a large leather fetish festival so throughout all those bare chests and naked bodies we still

each other yeah it is but you know what Valentine's Day is over right so I think you should greet my other guests Tiffany and some Luper callian manner Tiffany would you join us for some Luper callia mayhem wait what that was purposely vague so didn't Tiffany say earlier that she usually gets to Dom so she did some

subbing earlier maybe she should come up and do some doming now what is a what is a personal favorite for you when it comes to doming I don't know I kind of like the paddle but you already did that so I'm pretty open I don't care whatever hurts the most I guess all right then carry on that's a whole list of the crop

do we have a crop we do I take it he doesn't like crops very much the crops in a crop I have a juxta leather crop and another thing that's worse than a crop this is a really nice juxta leather crop that's pretty pretty pleasant the juxta leather is over there that's and yeah and then this is for sale wicked we could sell

kind of thing that is what do you call this juxta what is this cane what is this a cane it's a stinger don't get in the camera way this would be kind of like cupid's arrow sting oh yes I'm sure I'm I mean fairly out of practice I should probably just start with the crop all right then we have that break out the crop

break out the crop yeah okay so I'm gonna move aside here for sec now okay but he should take his pants off okay and and maybe you could show off that hot body of yours Tiffany want you whack away yeah may as well show it all look at these nice marks he's already got from from Mr. C. did you thank Mr. C for your nice

mark thank you again you know actually when you said that that reminds me they do that in the hospital when the doctor looks at you after they cut you up they go looks beautiful really nice work nice work yeah nice work okay okay Tiffany is now whacking Sebastian's butt with her crop with

actually a dress leather crop and this is an already whacked but Tiffany you don't see that out of practice to me it's like it's like riding a bike really oh when he says thank you he's really hurting now Sebastian that's no way to where is my mink glove the chinchilla glove see Tiffany there's that smile there's that

smile of yours that I love yeah okay quite a bit of whacking oh and Tasia's getting whacked now too fuck okay we're going on thank you to fuck okay so I think we're going to do a little aftercare whoa with the chinchilla glove and by the way I would never buy something like this this was given to me by a client who has a

fur fetish but it feels so good doesn't it how are you feeling right now especially with that extra TLC afterwards that feels amazing the cross is not nailed into the floor but Tasia is a bonobo she knows how to all right so let's hear it for Tiffany star and Sebastian and yeah that well you should

give him a little you should you should both give him aftercare back there hmm yeah yeah look great beautiful job nice job right and where did AV go we've only got a few more maybe somebody somebody kidnapped her and somebody actually did kidnap her we'll get it here she comes like oh yeah so actually AV you

need to get marked yes you must you must get your looper Kali and mark right next to my producer getting flogged so here she comes AV flocks yeah and and now we we finally have master Liam aka pan the great God pan is flogging our producer who is playing dead on the cross Susan can you

get the other microphone over there oh yeah here's the microphone and here is AV here you can hold that how did she get up there what did I miss an acrobat oh yeah she doesn't yeah you'll you'll see more as we go on but you must be marked you have a favorite mark that you would like I like the X I think that's hot

yeah sorry that's make it really dainty dainty little X a little X okay now we match yeah we do and so we're I was gonna say celebrating no we're joining with one billion rising you know you know about that right yes but tell us a little about that well it's it's this movement by Eve Ensler who of course is the

creator the playwright of the vagina monologues and we all like vagina right anybody here doesn't like vagina right okay and and so she's the author of the vagina monologues although my friend dr. Betty Dodson still thinks they should be called the vulva monologues I agree with a more accurate but nevertheless they

are you know a real phenomenon that that has spread around the world of women and sometimes transgendered and maybe sometimes men but mostly women reading these monologues about their vaginas and and and so Eve you know has probably made a fortune doing that I don't know or something or she's gotten very popular

and so she's also trying to save the world which is cool you know I mean you know if you're gonna be popular and and make a bunch of money on your play then you should try to save the world and she's starting in a place that we have a lot of feeling for I mean I don't know if she's starting there but she's

definitely planted herself in the Congo which is where the bonobos are native it's their only native habitat is in the Congo right by the Congo River over there right it's his line is she's actually native to the San Diego Zoo right but she's our friend but the but she runs the bonobos down there she's she's the

head she's the matriarch yeah she is pretty much so she is she kissed me right through the glass I don't know how I would have felt if she did it not through the glass I would have had apes spit all over me but as it was through the glass it was neat to kiss an ape you know yeah gotta be there yeah but anyway Eve is

trying to help the people of Congo mainly the women but all the people and you know you got to help the people if you want to help the apes because these people are in a mess I mean who knows but why is she in the Congo because there's a lot of rapes in the Congo yes a lot of killing there's all this killing

going on and and it's like way out of I mean I guess she feels like I don't she doesn't know what to do about the killing because there's too much so maybe we'll just try to cut down on rapes you know everybody's got to have a cause so hers is rape and she's you know trying to cut down on rape in the Congo and

and and educate women to be able to report it and defend themselves you know solidarity just like the bonobos have where they defend their sisters against you know violent males if they should be so bold so I think one of the reasons that that sometimes there's rape and stuff like that is because men

have a billion rising too yeah masturbating and then there's a thing comes up and then there's a billion things that come out and then you're freaked out right right you got to control that well you do you have to just control you do and and the bonobo males for the most part control it through sex you know

through having sex with each other and through the females being much more aggressive than we can imagine unless we've seen them and then we know that they're very aggressive so the males stay in line they don't rape the females unlike common chimps and baboons and a lot of apes including humans they

don't do much rape and they've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity so you know they got they got feminist hippie apes make love not war and so Eve by the way Ensler she's got this thing going on in Congo and then she just decided to kick it into the world mainly because of this momentum

because of this horrific rising this this horrific rape that went on in in India and I mean horrific rapes are going on everywhere all over the world including Los Angeles and yet this rape in India somehow captured everybody's feeling and and just you know she's kind of going off on that and and just doing

this campaign so that women kind of go hey I can dance I can be sexy if you watch the video the women are shaking their booties and their titties and that's why we felt like yeah we're gonna be part of this we shake our booties and our titties probably a little more than the average Eve Ensler fans but hey

you know you got to have some extremes in your campaign especially if you've got a billion so we're at you know a certain end of the campaign so to speak and that is the end where we're shaking our ends because that is the heart the Valentine heart before I go we go I would like to say goodbye to an old

friend of mine tell a little story okay well you know what I think I've basically told the story of Eve Ensler and one billion rising haven't I have I left anything out no I'm good okay save on the microphone so you're good I'm good you hear that that's because she's right marked by the devil yeah I'm good

X marks a spot okay so max yum yum is going to do a little eulogy now while we flog Tasia let me clear my throat first I want to tell you about a an event that happened in my life when I was 15 years old I moved to Italy and I became I was in a restaurant and I was I was 16 years old and I was in a restaurant right

next to this theater and one night this extraordinarily beautiful woman came up to me and started talking to me and I speak Italian so I was talking to her and she was 35 years old and so one thing led to another and I moved into her house and I painted her house and her rooms and stuff and then we had sex and she was

35 and I was 16 and I was so happy and it's something that has had a deep effect on my life because today they call it molestation teachers go to prison and those terrible kind things happen it was probably the most extraordinary experience and the experience that taught me like my mommy used to also say is be

nice to girls okay yeah right we hear that be nice you got it all kinds of girls and happy wife happy life right oh yeah and so she introduced me to the theater and she was a radical feminist for her time who started a very huge movement in Italy to change theater and this was theater when we did theater

there would be a police officer in the back of the theater and you couldn't say any you couldn't say any dirty words you could write them but you couldn't say them on big signs yeah so we would have big signs that came down and said fuck you or something like that everybody would you have to wait for the sign to come

down and the actors would stop right and then the sign would go back up there's always a way around censorship right so I was a part of that and it radicalized me tremendously and a few days ago I was looking something up and I ran across her death notice and she was in all the papers all over Italy this

wonderful wonderful woman beautiful woman and they said one thing about media media selva mi amore when a little piccolo piccolo bambino they said one thing about her she had no fear and she had no hate beautiful yeah and I love you my beautiful lady I love you too beautiful lady thank you for teaching my husband

training him well thank you thank you what's her name again mirror media media selva see con the land of lupacalia con el con el teatro la borsa de la la quino ala quino ala quino which was a radical radical little theater of you could sit about 60 people and of course our la quino is an incarnation of pan

yeah so yeah beautiful all right we're pouring the wine because we are in Rome and and we're just about done pretty much I mean we're gonna say goodbye to people and the after party bubbles please bubbles the legendary after party but let's see thank you avie for joining us oh thank you for having me I hope you enjoyed

it yeah I enjoyed it very much I had to take a little break it was too hot in here uh-huh yes I did I'm sorry about that yeah don't ever be sorry no exciting for you yeah that's great that's fantastic all right so so where can we find you avie you can find me on the internet I'm at slantis.com s l a n t i s t.com I'll

just put an avie flocks and you can look me up avie flocks avie like audio visual she's got a lot of pages a lot of history and she's on twitter of course mmm yeah one more thing actually before we go very soon we're going to open bonoboville yes it's a new kind of of social network for grown-ups you won't

have to have all those billions of friends nobody will bother you and it'll be very private and the less friends you have the richer you'll be you'll be like the bonobos and the hotter it'll get in bonoboville we're gonna do our own social network major major different really different kind of social

network talk about that yeah yeah we're getting excited we got it just I mean this isn't listen this is a social network when you join we'll call you very interactive it's an exclusive yes very exclusive that's right yes we have a jury we have a we have a jury we have you can be arrested in bonoboville there's a

trial I mean there's all kinds of things going on interesting is this in any way our response to the stuff that's been happening on fat life no no this is something we've been like percolating for 12 years well I'm really interested I think yeah yeah but it is a response to stuff that's happening everywhere fat

life Facebook you know it's a response to real inter it's a response to real interpersonal like let's fucking look at each other and talk to each other and this will be part of the center and we're in the process of actually to to find a bigger space in our own building a little bit like you guys up there yeah

we got the money and so if you got the real estate we are we got the money we got a lot of money but we do we got enough money well can we say what we can spend yeah we can yeah million dollars we can spend two million dollars million dollars okay and we're gonna probably do it sometime somewhere

downtown here it'll be the first Dr. Susan Block urban center where couples can go and whip each other after they they argue and we'll be happy to whip you also yeah you know it's a healing thing and and it'll all be interactive of course you know so yeah that's what we're doing and that's coming up soon and

we're very excited about it and hey join up it's free and by the way if you're a guy you get a thousand bonobo dollars I mean real bonobo dollars so it's the first hundred guys because the women of course get a free ride always you know and but the guys get you know it's free to join and then you get a hundred out

we're giving away a hundred thousand dollars which is good luck fortunately it's in bonobo dollars so anyway join bonoboville and change the way you socialize I had a great idea of what to do with the lipstick yeah I could put it on my butthole and kiss someone's for it okay wait I'm sure there

will be volunteers that's a great idea I think if this industry needs to focus on anything even if just this year is to reexamine the definition of community absolutely because community is about supporting each other when things are that is correct and that's what the noble will be bad it's not conditional on do

we get to participate in your reindeer games or not community is about being there for each other and supporting the old people the new people the interested people the veteran people well you're one of our people now well thank you Dr. Susie sister in the Baptist yeah well man yeah yeah we want to starting

bonoboville with all the people that have been on the show that's right we know members we want to change the world but in order to change the world we have to change ourselves and when we change ourselves we change everything around us life becomes really good you know so yeah so you can get rid of all

your friends and come to bonoboville and meet some real friends all right and so looper callious you're gonna whip anybody in the after-party oh I'm sure okay watch out all right and I want to thank Eden Alexander and Sebastian keys thank you wow yeah where do we find you where do we find you you can find us

online I'm actively camming on stream mate and on skin videos so look out for my fetish cam shows and I just had a new DVD come out called lesbian curves on trouble films so if you guys like hot girls fucking each other check out my newest lesbian film oh yeah all us lesbians love lesbians and so your

guys are also on kink.com right yes actually Sebastian more than I am right now I'm focusing more on web camming and then I have some some fetish productions that will be rolling out later this year so stay tuned all right all right so now who else oh Tiffany star yeah where do we find you at

Tiffany star you can find me all the place you can find me on my website at www.tiffaniestarxxx.com and don't forget this two hours and star and I actually shoot for a lot of sites King concluded so you can find me all over the place you should also look me up on Twitter and Facebook okay watch out for that

shooting range good luck tomorrow night Tiffany I'm not holding my breath but thanks although we always you know innocent until proven guilty right yeah always always always yeah or do we have any great fine info on on the kink.com scandal oh you're asking me yeah you're the journalists they can't say

anything yeah maybe later oh yeah definitely okay so so Tiffany we hope you win and and Sebastian we hope you win you know tomorrow at the at the Tranny Awards and we've got a lot of friends there but they're not here tonight and Ron Jeremy you should get better oh yeah stop eating fried potatoes you know

that's probably what they're feeding him now he loves the huge plates sure he's fried potatoes all you can eat it which are actually really Belgian potatoes that's another swift recovery to Tommy Gunn as well who's feeling much better these days who's it oh Tommy gun porn stars who hard rehabilitating miss both Mr. Jeremy

and Mr. Gunn this is much better I didn't know about that either almost Mr. Gunn was supposed to actually be on the show when Tommy Gunn had a heart I'm yeah he did so you know he was supposed to be on our show a few days ago maybe in no the original Tommy Gunn the blonde hair with a heart as a friend of Liam's hey Liam yeah

I saw you know he had a heart attack a few months ago as well right two weeks ago he was gonna be on our show or last week last week last week so he should have come on our show he might not have had a heart no uh no he couldn't come on the show you know what he's have he's having some personal difficulties hey you guys

you got to practice the bonobo way don't give each other heart attacks okay yeah really no seriously that's the one with the one with the one that came into the parking whose name we will not mention no we're not mentioning no names but you know what we just the name is you guys settle down and be healthy you know I'm

talking like we have brunch every Sunday but as a colleague Tommy good luck to you I'm glad you look like yes yeah Tommy give us your Jeremy you guys are both icons and yeah absolutely get well all you guys and girls and Mars mother is dying oh yeah this has been a week of some heavy-duty Jimmy's brother died

everybody's doing it you know you got to do it once in your life all the cool kids are doing it yeah squirted that help yeah that's life that's life baby yeah so uh mr. C thank you so much for joining us it's been great you may reach me on Twitter at mr. C small letter in LA I'm also on Facebook I'm on LinkedIn I am all

over just Google me you'll find me you have a wrestling rink don't you I do I have a wrestling phim down wrestling and grappling created a couple years ago you're on LinkedIn so you can get my life nationally punched by you hmm you can get like professionally punched by you none of that unprofessional stuff well

it's great to have you back for Luper Cali thank you very you know last Luper Cali we actually did ass punching what do we do bumbling the bumbling you're pummeling the ass donkey punching all right brothers and sisters that's our producer thank you Tasia she created the set including the pussy over there or the

vagina well actually we did that for a very big which we can't mention television network who did not want to see any dicks hanging down yeah so we had to take all the dicks down and move them over to the poker table right even the dick candles we had to get rid of and by the way this is a very hip station but God

forbid no dicks okay well now we've got dicks everywhere yeah no so now there's a there's a there's a vulva there vagina there yeah so the camera people are all shooting this thing wait till they see it on television right they don't realize that's right no idea they're gonna see oh it's a pussy but you know it's very elegant right

you know it doesn't look too obscene yeah it'll look good Tasia washes them every week so yeah all the dildos yeah her job description in the washing you ever you know how to wash dildos right we had the French television here one night and I had a basket of dildos and I was walking down the hall and the

came out she's what are you doing I said I'm gonna wash the dildos remember the vulva puppet so I put them in the I put them in the washing machine put the soap in and they started bop in the cave and they were so that's how we wash the lupacalia what cave well that's the pussy is the cave oh yeah to put it and I was

washing the dildos well the washing machine is another cave actually in the fifties that's yeah well no also they use women used to masturbate on the dishwashers and the washing machine no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's an episode excuse me it's an episode from your life that's right it's from my life

long before these madmen came along they was doing that in the fifties the idea oh and we're giving out something some fun presents for Tiffany oh yes oh and matches you get some little handcuffs appropriate for lupacalia and it does match the the yeah yeah yeah what the starting of young these days

baby is a child welcome to LA kid put your hand put them up and submit all right all right anybody else we have to say it has to say goodbye okay you can find me at Dr. Susan block dot com that's right right that's max I don't do webcam though you would if the price is right yeah I

have the prices right up to anything you can find me on webcam stream it dot com or excuse me cam models dot com backslash in and Alexander triple X and also on skin video and add me on Twitter in Alexander double X they don't give me the third X okay well we're we're actually over time now oh yeah we're

over time this is costing millions yeah and we have a party full of hot people out there who want to log and be flogged and you know what that leads to it's four play it's the howl of the wolf and the crack of the whip and I hear the wolf howling howl that will crack that whip and get those handcuffs open I

think you need a scientist to open those right technique techie person she can't open her cuffs but oh there they go she can get up all right now so we're gonna I hope you celebrate Luper Calia celebrate Valentine's Day too but Calia is the original Valentine's Day and it's you know I mean Valentine's Day is all about

being exclusive just with your honey but Luper Calia is inclusive you can whip it good on any booty right so make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you yeah I love you you can talk to us I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airwaves but my day

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