Hanukkah Xmas Bedside Chat

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs. All you children is sex. Because we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God. Jesus. Adonai Elohenu. Adonai Ahad.

Allah. Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamma. Or the great sex goddess. But until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex.

With a capital X, can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A, women? Amen.

I want to welcome you to the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in the village of Bonoboville. Seasons beatings, brothers and sisters. Yes, indeed.

Lord and lady knows we are taking some crazy corona-pocalyptic beatings this season. Reality is taking a beating, that's for sure. And the truth is getting trumped.

In the minds of many of our fellow Americans out in the streets or on the internet. And in Congress. Everywhere.

And so, you know, yeah, mix in the holiday stress and the cabin fever and the mask hysteria. And that frustration that you just can't share the holiday cheer this year.

It's a different kind of year. No nude caroling. No kissing cousins under the mistletoe. No strip dreidel with your hot neighbor.

No. It sucks. A big candy cane. Yeah.

But hey, we're still here. Some of us. And so, Merry Christmas. Merry triple X-mas.

And Hanukkah Sameach Lonsman. Happy Kwanzaa. Pancha Ganapati. Bode day.

Winter solstice. And yo, yo, yo, Saturnalia. And a happy nude rear. So, I think that's it.

I don't know if I left out your favorite winter holiday. I'm sorry. Spank me. I know the Muslims have a kind of a.

Well, it's like every eight years they have a winter holiday, but they're on a lunar calendar. So it's a little different. I guess there's no Muslim winter holiday this year.

But yeah. Whatever you celebrate. Ooh, baby. It's cold outside.

But even so, it's more contagious inside. So, mask up. Dress up. A lot of dressing up this year.

And cuddle up. For my 27th bedside chat. Of the Corona apocalypse. Yes, indeed.

Inspired by FDR's fireside chats. From another time. Of great calamity. And uncertainty.

So, we have all kinds of festive stuff going on here. Let's see, we have our first of all. Christians first. That's right.

This is America. And part of it might soon be called Jesus land. If certain people, you know, separate anyway, we'll get to that later.

But right now we're all together. We Americans, we Christians, we Jews, we Muslims, we Hindus, we atheists, we agnostics, and Buddhists, and goddess worshipers.

Anyway, here's our beautiful nativity scene. First of all, in front of a Christmas tree that is decorated by an banana. And yeah, this is the bonobo,

the angel bonobo that Miguel made. And this is, well, actually let's start down here at the bottom, in the bottom of the manger, where Mother Mary is represented by a purple bonobo.

And this is the baby Jesus butt plug. Yes, he's blue. And he's very cute. And he has a message of peace on earth.

Goodwill to all men. And, or, yeah, men. If men could have a baby Jesus butt plug just once, it might help with getting peace through pleasure.

So he's resting in Mary the bonobo's arms, and he has a dreidel, because he's Jewish. And yeah, I know, there wasn't any Hanukkah when Jesus was born, if we're going to be historic

about something that isn't really historic. No Hanukkah then. But we do have the three kings representing by three dildos. One is our dildonic former president, Bill Clinton.

And then we have the Buddha and Bad Dragon Dick, right? And then, of course, Jesus Jackhammer, all grown up in the top of the attic. And he's got a little educated bonobo right by him

and Trump upside down, who still doesn't want to leave the manger. But he will, because he's a loser. Sorry, I know. I understand how you feel, you Trump supporters.

I felt that way four years ago. So I'm trying not to gloat, but it's kind of difficult, right? We do have a lot to celebrate this year. Yes, indeed.

Oh, yes, and I am here to celebrate at least Hanukkah Christmas, Saturnalia. You know, my Santa hat is sort of Saturnalian. You know where that phrase ho, ho, ho, comes from?

It comes from Saturn. Yo, yo, yo, he would say. That spelled I-O, I-O. And I am Dr. Susie Claus with a Yiddish flair.

You know, as one of my friends told me the other day, I'm an equal opportunity blasphemer. Okay, so I try to spread it around. So, Chag Sameach Hanukkah, not a major holiday,

but it is a winter holiday. And so, yeah, it piggybacks on the big, big Santa Claus. He can hold Hanukkah in his bag, and he does. And so, we're going to light the candles.

We're going to get lit and say a little prayer. And I don't pray, usually. I mean, I sing, I intone. But I don't usually pray.

I've heard that prayer actually is not that helpful. But I do want to thank God and the goddess, Elohim. That's the gods, the Hebrew gods. There's more than one.

The Greek goddess, the baby Jesus, Mother Mary, the Virgin of Guadalupe. We're going to talk more about the Virgin of Guadalupe, but check this out.

This is the Virgin of Guadalupe. And she's so beautiful. She's kind of sexy, but I don't want to, you know, be too blasphemous.

It's the beginning of the show. So, yes, I want to thank the Virgin. I want to thank all the gods and the angels for granting us the miracle of Trumpti Dumpti's fall

off his awful wall. Yeah, Joe is no messiah, that's for sure. But he's got one great virtue. He is not, you know who.

Right, but I just want to say there's a couple of good things that Trump could do before he goes. And he is going to go. He could withdraw all U.S. troops from foreign lands.

I know that's a tall order, but get started already. You keep talking about it. It's the one thing as progressives kind of went, oh, maybe you're okay.

Yeah, do it, do it. And don't just move them around like chess pieces on a board, you know, really move them out, bring them home for Christmas. Yeah.

And I know that's a big thing. Here's a small thing, but such an important thing you can do. You pardon that turkey. Yeah, I'm talking about Roger Stone.

But here's who you should pardon. Pardon Julian Assange. That's right. He's a journalist and come on, Donny Boy.

Isn't Pamela Anderson in a bikini worth it? Really now. Really. He's a journalist.

He kind of did you a favor in a way. I know he's done sort of the opposite as well. But hey, better than the fake news. And he is a news person.

And a lot of journalists have abandoned him. So Free Julian Assange, whether you agree with his journalism or not, he does not belong in prison and he's being tortured.

And while you're at it, Free Chelsea Manning, an American patriot, and Edward Snowden.

And so Mr. Trumpus, you great Trumposity, you. Do it. You can do that.

It's a lot less complicated than bringing everybody home from the Middle East, but you should do that too. But yeah, Pamela, she might give you a hug and a kiss.

I'm sure she'd wear a mask, but still, you know, she'd wear a bikini. So be worth it. Be worth it.

Okay. So, yeah, Trump could still do some good, but in so many ways he is

the death president. I mean, I can't even keep count of how many people are dying from this Trump virus. Right. If he's going to call it the China virus,

I'm going to call it the Trump virus. And then there's the border deaths and the mass murders in his name. But now he's got kind of a semi-new thing

that he's into, which is executing as many people as possible. You know, they were worried about the liberals using the guillotine, the guillotine in French.

Excuse me. Well, Trump is mass murdering various people on death row. I mean, the federal government under his watch has killed more people in five months

than in the previous five decades. Now, speaking of executions, I just want to go bonobos for L.A.'s new D.A.

George Gascon. Speaking of Francais, yes, he has just ended the death penalty and cash bail for nonviolent crimes.

And that's a big deal. Some other stuff too. And the LAPD is so mad at him. And I don't know if he's going to be able to make all this stick.

They're going after him. But yeah, we want to support George Gascon. And by the way, my star of David here, see that?

That star of David was made by prisoners in Twin Towers. They usually make crosses, but there were some fans of the show, one guy in particular, who made the crosses,

and it cost, what, two soups? A couple of soups, I think. Two soups. Two soups. Thank you, Max.

And Max procured this elegant star of David, which matches my snowman mask and my elegant sort of Hanukkah Santa Claus outfit. It's not easy to match Hanukkah,

which is mostly blue and Christmas, which is mostly red and green. But here you go. I don't want to look like an American flag,

but hey, I'm here for you, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. I just want to celebrate that our girl, AOC, won another term.

And here she is. I understand this cartoon was shared by a right-winger afraid of what AOC is doing to the Republican Party.

Actually, the Republican Party is imploding on their own. But I love this cartoon that shows Alexandria trampling Pence and Don Jr. and Kavanaugh and McConnell and Ted Cruz.

I think Trump has already probably trampled into a stupor, but she's doing real good here at this girl. She's hot. She's sexy. She's so smart.

She's zing-zum. Yep. And she's a socialist. All right. I don't know if she'd admit to being a socialist,

but she's socialistic. Right. Fuck the rich. That's the working title of a new show

that Max and I are going to be doing soon. But right now we're going to celebrate Hanukkah and we're doing it on video. And I have all these candles in front of me.

And I also have, awaiting me, Rabbi, well, he was going to be a rabbi. And then he became a porn star. Hey.

And his name is Howie Gordon, a.k.a. porn legend from the golden age of porn. Richard Pacheco.

Yes. Hi, Howie. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Let me get my mic in front of my face now. And Chag Samea Hanukkah. E2.

So I just was reading over your book, which I have here. Howie, by the way, just in case you don't know, is an author of this fabulous book

about the golden age of porn through his particular eyes. Hindsight. Because he looks at Heines a lot.

That's, I guess, what it is. Hindsight, which is a good thing to get into at the end of a year. And the subtitle is True Love

and Mischief in the Golden Age of Porn. And in this it says that our old friend, the late Al Goldstein of Screw Magazine called you

the Thinking Girls Stud. So that is quite an honor. And Howie is the star of 82 movies? What? Or you're in 82 movies.

And they cut them up and make two or three movies out of them these days. So I'm probably in about 150 by now. All right. That's right.

It's The Age of Clips. And you are a Playgirl centerfold? Yeah. That's quite an honor.

That was. I enjoyed that a lot. Yeah. Why'd you enjoy it so much? Well, I was the fat kid growing up. I had the largest breasts in the seventh grade.

Wow. And from the age of about 8 to 17, I was proportionally about 50-5-0 pounds overweight. When you grow up like that

with those kind of scars and then somehow magically at the age of 17, I lost 50 pounds. Right. Look at you here.

I'm going to hide what you're showing here. But look at this. I had abs. Right. Can I show?

Can I show? You are? Yeah, here. No, I'm asking my people.

So this is not on the Facebook right here. Yeah, this shows his fine, upstanding dick. I was the smallest cock to ever hit the big time. Well, it's very respectable.

But yeah, it's not exactly one of the elephant dicks. No. Compared to other porn stars, I was like playing poker with a pair of threes.

Well, you played very well. Well, luckily I came along at a time when they actually wanted actors. That's the only reason they kept me going in the business

because I think out of my first ten sex scenes, at least six of them I failed to achieve an erection. And these were the days before Viagra and Cialis and shots or whatever.

And it was trial by ordeal. And eventually I did get the hang of it. You had to do it for real. For a while.

Yeah, you had to really be into it. It was real method acting where you really have to get into the mood. Well, it was difficult.

It was really difficult. I thought when I first got into the business, okay, you're going to watch me fuck, Mr. Camera. I don't care.

I'm getting to fuck. So here I am fucking, watch away. But that's not what being in the movies is like. Being in the movies is like looking right in the camera

and masturbating in front of 50 people. Now, if you had told me that's what the job was, I wouldn't have been within 100 miles of a porn movie because masturbation for me

was something that happened behind a locked door. It was nothing that I was choosing to present to the universe as my reason for being. For one, it felt like a failure to begin with

because I couldn't get a partner. For two, it just didn't work. The other problem I had was a lot of the women weren't interested in me at all.

They gave minimal support to getting me aroused, which meant you must take matters in hand and do yourself, which I did not understand. My shoulders would lock up and I would just freeze.

The director was like the manager of a baseball team who would come out to the mound and take me out of the game and they'd call in a stunt cop. They'd go for close-up on his dick and pretend it was mine

and then I'd come back in and do the lines feeling like the biggest fool in the Western world. Well, you did great. You won awards. You are a legend.

Well, eventually, as I said, I did learn how to do it. The idea that I hung around was all about healing the wounds from growing up as quasi-modo. Well, aren't all porn stars healing some wounds?

I don't know about all porn stars, but I think a lot of them are. Yes. I think a lot of them are because, of course, to be a porn star you have to go against society,

so you have to be motivated. I think the healing of wounds is a big motivation. The old song was the men are in it for the sex and the women are in it for the money.

My experience is that was the first order of business in both cases. Well, I think it's a little bit of a mix. I think some women do really like the sex

and some men really can use the money and, yeah, I mean, it's mixed. Nowadays, of course, you can be shy and do porn because you can just do it in your room

on your only fans, on webcam, and hey, you know, you can have a good time and maybe make some money. I heard somebody who was talking to me recently

about the fact that they were sitting shiva, so to speak, for the fact that they weren't making any more money. These are the producers and directors of what's been the traditional delivery systems of porn

in the last couple of decades. And another fellow told me Dirty Bob. I don't know if you know Dirty Bob. Dirty Bob.

He took over the XRCO when Margo passed away, but he told me nowadays he had just spoken with a starlet and I don't remember the name, but last month she made $400,000

on her little stay-at-home webcam situation. So the delivery system is changing. Those that are crying and screaming that the old ways are dying are too bad, you know,

because there is mutation in the world. We used to watch eight-millimeter films without sound and now we evolve to another place and I think the starlets are getting the money direct,

so I'm all for that, cutting out a lot of people that are used to making a lot of money out of it. Well, there are pros and cons to all the different ways of porn,

and certainly people that like stories and people that like porn that's made like the real movies appreciate what you did in, like, talk dirty to me and sex play and a bunch of others.

We had the same shirt on for two weeks with the same coffee stains. Let's take it off, okay? Okay.

Have you ever been kissed? A little bit. Did you like it? Would you like me to kiss you right now?

Maybe very happy. My day, there were two attitudes that were dominant among the men. Margo was typical of one,

and he would say, you get it up, you get it in, you get it off, and you get out. Who the fuck cares that you're an actor?

If I want to see acting, I'll go see Hamlet. I won't see a porn movie. And then there were the people who appreciated what I was doing

and people like me. There were a lot of fine actors in porn. In fact, it's really surprising the number, especially out of New York,

the number of porn stars that were in the actor's studio and had that level of training. From Jamie and Herschel and Eric Edwards, a lot of them.

Ron Jeremy, I think, spent some time there, too. Okay. Well, you know, I'm one of those people that likes to mix my sex with the rest of life.

I mix eroticism with humor. I mix eroticism with religion. I mix eroticism with politics. And, you know, some people get very offended by that.

Both the political people and the sexual people. But you got to go where your heart leads you, you know. And you did some great stuff. Thank you.

And this is a great book for people that are interested in that period and also interested in the evolution of a nice Jewish boy.

Actually, Orthodox Jewish, right? Raised Orthodox. Raised Orthodox. Who sets the dishes on Passover?

Right. So, how about Hanukkah? Are you ready to do the bracha with me? Rabbi Howie?

You know, I did the bracha about three hours ago at our family Zoom talk. And when I saw you with the candles there, I started trying to remember it.

I just did it. I'll help you. And of course, because I'm now on camera, I completely am blanking on the thing.

But if you can start it, I'll fake it with you. Well, maybe I should have some Manashevitz so that I can keep up. Well, actually, Max, where is the Manashevitz?

It should be out here. Coming up. Okay. No, I should light the candles before the Manashevitz

because otherwise, there could be a fire. As you can see, even though it is the... What is it? The third night of Hanukkah?

It is. It is. But this is the night that we're doing a show. And I am a showy kind of gal.

And so, I have all the candles lit. I know that might not be kosher, but who says I keep kosher? And also, it's...

I got three menorahs. So, we're happening here. We are happening... You've got some serious candles going there.

Yes. Yes. So, we've got cameras and menorahs. And...

Okay. So, here we go. And I've got this major lighter here. Wow.

Okay. So, how we... Do you have the actual blessing there? Do I have it?

What do you mean? The blessing? Do I have it in my heart? You have it in your head.

I have it in my head. Yeah, I can say it. Well, I... Okay.

So, okay. Well, I want that a little later, because I'm going to light the candles first. So, put it over...

I don't have any surfaces. Where are surfaces? Okay. Okay.

But I want the manashevots out here. Not the glass. Just the bottle. Bottle, please.

Give me the bottle. And this is my lovely assistant, Mariah. Hey. Hi, Mariah.

I've been talking to her. Yes. I've been talking to her. Yes.

We know how we. Yeah. Okay. So, because it's a corona apocalyptic Hanukkah,

I'm going to put my mask on for the lighting. Yeah. So, here we go. But I should take off my juxtapose leather finger floggers,

because they don't really mix with fire. Okay. But I've got my talus on and my Santa hat. And my rabbi, Howie, is here with me.

So, here we go. And so, first we light the shammas. Yeah. If I could just do it here.

Because, okay. That required a Herculean strength. Okay. So, this is a shammas, which lights the other candles,

sometimes called the slave candle. I hope I'm not being politically incorrect there, but that is what it's sometimes called. Okay.

So, now, here we go. Baruchatadonai. Hello. Hey, no, Malcholam.

Ah, Cherkitshan Obamitzvotav. It's Yvonu. La Havlikne. Cherkitshan Obamitzvotav.

We went to different synagogues, so we have different melodies there. But I got yours. You know, you kind of do the flourish at the end.

Okay. So, we have a lot of candles, so we have time to do it again. Baruchatadonai.

Hello. Hey, no, Malcholam. Ah, Cherkitshan Obamitzvotav. It's Yvonu.

La Havlikne. Cherkitshan Obamitzvotav. This is my Aladdin's lamp. I wanted to hear your version, please.

Yeah, yeah. You know, I never made the transition about 50 years ago when they changed the Hebrew language.

They took out Shabbos, Shabbos became Shabbat. And I hated the changes. It was Shabbos was lyrical. The S sound was so much more melodic

than the but Shabbat. So, I never wanted to make the transition to Monter and Hebrew. I am not going to get into the politics of that.

But, Halle, because I learned Shabbat and I think Shabbos sounds like my grandma. Exactly. Exactly.

My brother said that to me. My brother actually moved to Israel and lived there for 10 years. And he said to me,

you know what you're saying when you're saying that, my little brother? You're only, you're dismissing the evolution of it. There was no modern state of Israel

that spoke that language. And that's why they created the newer version. And you're only telling people that you came from a shtetl in Eastern Russia or something.

Okay, we're going to do the prayer that goes with a special occasion. And it's Baruch HaTadonai

Elohena Melcholom Shehech Yannu V'ki Yamanu V'hig Yannu

Lozman HaZeh Amen Amen

Women Yeah There's a thought. Yeah

Women Okay So Hanukkah is lit. We are lit, brothers and sisters.

Well, we're not quite lit. These things come apart. Okay. And so Howie

What did you learn about sex when you were a kid? That it was good. Yeah But I didn't learn that from many human beings.

I learned that From books? From absolute fear and hiding and the darkness and discovery and terror

and meeting a girl of like mine when I was about 13 and, oh, did we find out things that were astonishing. What did you find out? I didn't know there were women.

I was thrilled and delighted. Yeah And so There was no education.

In fact, one of the stories that I tell in the book My wife became a sex therapist in the Masters and Johnson's tradition And she came home

I should have her on the show During the training And she said, how would you like to do an exercise I learned? And I said, sure

And I think it was called Sense 8 Focus Oh yeah, Sense 8 Focus One person agrees to be pleasure And the other person does the pleasuring

So we decided I would pleasure her first And it was non-genital And the point of the exercise was

The person being pleasure had to say It had to be just pleasure Anything that wasn't pleasure You had to stop

You had to just do pleasurable things So I started giving her a back rub Which I had done hundreds of times to girls in high school And that was usually foreplay

And I did it for a really short amount of time That's been 10, 15 seconds Before I started feeling angry And it occurred to me

The consciousness of calling an exercise Allowed these thoughts to actually Translate to myself And the anger came from the fact that

God damn it, I've been doing this my whole life Trying to get the girl turned on So she'll touch me back I fucking hated that

It made me really angry And it came out and blah, blah, blah And we kind of scared each other So we stopped the exercise

And the next day she said Want to try another one? Okay So this time she pressured me

And she skipped the non-genital stuff And just started sucking my cock And I couldn't feel it There she was actually in the act of doing it

But I couldn't accept it It was like far, far away And I started trembling And then I burst out in tears

And the tears were very young Because, and this is the question you originally asked me No one in authority in my life Not mommy, not daddy, not the rabbi

Not the school teachers Not the doctors Nobody had ever said to me It's okay to experience

Sexual pleasure And all the pleasure that I was having at 13 I was wearing just to see Yarmulke All the pleasure I was having with my ninth grade lover

Loosely using that word It was like stealing kisses It was sinful It was wrong

And I tell this story To when I do appearances With audiences about I have the whole audience say with me out loud

It's okay for me, meaning all of us To experience sexual pleasure Because a lot of us have never been told that Ever

Exactly And I think in this day and age Especially men I mean it used to be that women weren't told that

And in a lot of cultures women aren't told that still But lately women are being told that But a lot of men are being told No, no, no

Everything you desire is bad And the bonobo way I'm a bonobo buff, you know that And so I kind of

Of the opinion that Peace is made through pleasure And the bonobos empower the females And they make sure that the guys

Have a good time That's very important, you know And your story really emphasizes that I heard about rumor

Yeah, well I think a lot of people That are busy empowering females Which is very important Are forgetting about the male

Well-being So I'm here to remind them And make them uncomfortable Given a role and we can't live up to it

If we can't dominate And so it's also fucked up We're going to lose And then we have to figure out

Why that's a loss And it isn't a loss It's actually a gain But it takes a lot of stuff

Before you get around that I wish this loser would figure out That his loss is really a gain For the country

And maybe for himself Anyway, are you feeling good These days about, you know The country, the world?

Well, I'm feeling great With a giant Proviso That this is as close as we've come To the breakup of the United States

Since the Civil War Yeah And he's crazy enough I mean, the fear in this

I'm talking about this already Two months ago That he would never accept the loss And there would be whatever it took

To beat the system And we just had a victory yesterday A giant one Yeah, Supreme Court

Back in his play So it looks like that's not going to happen And I'm resting a little easier about that Yeah

And we expected this This is hemorrhaging There's a lot of pain And after all, some of us

Felt a lot of pain in 2016 We didn't happen to have So many AR-15s But we feel your pain

Yeah Well, he has set loose the underside of America And I don't know I don't know how we stuff it back in

I don't know how we reaffirm You know, America was never what it said it was From the beginning All men are created equal

Written by men who had slaves So there was one thing In the obvious meaning of wars And then there was another in the reality

For how we live And whether we can actually make the transition To be a true multi-ethnic and racial society That would be

It sounds utopian right now Because the country is like Nearly down the middle Divided in that issue

Yeah, it sounds utopian Kind of like the Bonobo way And yet, you know You've got to have your ideals

You've got to work towards them And at the same time be practical You know, go for those lesser of two evils That you're always being confronted with

That's what I think I just saw today Obama had said After a conversation like this And how difficult it all is

If he's refacing his conclusions At the end of the conversation is You've got to try anyway Yeah, well I agree with him about that

A little less droning though Barry But I do agree about you got to try anyway And I mean on some level I'm like Hey, Sussid, go!

But at the same time I don't think they're going to go And I think we are going to work it out Maybe I'm an optimist

Well I think of Tito in Yugoslavia And how nobody realized That he was the only thing holding That whole system together

And when he passed It broke into the various factions Fighting it out And Trump is taking us to the precipice of that

And I'd like to see him go Without the bloodshed that could entail Here, here Amen and amen

Yeah Well, so Howie So this is like your fourth time on my show I think the first time

It was Pornicopia You just written about my other book The Ten Commandments of Pleasure Listen to us

We're all about Ethical hedonism One of the great phrases of all time Yes, ethical hedonism

Which is based on the bonobo way But it's just another way of putting it You know, being into pleasure Being into sensual experience

But being of course ethical and consensual About it And so you were on the show then Along with our dear friend Dr. Betty Dodson

Who passed away a couple weeks ago Yeah, may she rest in pleasure as they say I have a good story about her Yeah, tell us

I was at a, you were probably at this conference It was in the late 90s It was, oh I mean It was put together by sex therapist

Sex therapy crowd, porn star crowd And lawyer crowd And we were supposed to debate the right wing Version of all those things

And it was a three day symposium At the Sheraton in LA And the right wing didn't show up Chickens

It was just the other, the three groups of us And it was a beautiful three days And for me it was like I had been retired for ten years

So it was going back to my world Where I had left abruptly And didn't ever feel I had a proper goodbye So it was wonderful to go back there

Anyway there was an opening night show That Annie Sprinkles wrote the entertainment for And she invited me to come down And I was like the token heterosexual male

Oh wait a second, this is when you were on my show You were on that weekend, the pornacopia Yeah, okay Yeah, that's when I gave the pornographer

Of the year award to Ken Starr Anyway So after that show I was at a party Up in Jeffrey Douglas' room

From the Free Speech Coalition He was at my show, are you sure you're not talking? Okay go on So into his party

Walks Betty Dodson Who I had never met Oh And she walks right up to me

Where I was sitting And sits down in my lap Okay Wow

I was quite honored and flattered And we proceeded to Talk and have a wonderful time With each other like we had known each other

All of our lives And I think she was Looking for more from me than I was willing to give But we really liked each other

And it was fine And then the party broke up And I went my way and she went her way And the next morning

I was on my way to the elevator At the hotel and so was she And she came up to me kind of sheepishly And she said, you remember when I sat on your lap

And it felt like I knew you forever And I said, yeah She said, well I thought I did

I thought you were this other person Now I can't remember who he was But it's okay that I did that Because I really like you

I want to be friends with you Did you ever pick the right lap Because I think you're one of the heroes of the 20th century Absolutely

You were at the closing session Of that weekend Well first I just want to say That the way I met Betty Dodson

Was I just came up to her Not knowing who she was Even though her book had given me My first orgasm

When I was 19 years old But at this point It was at Kat's son loves birthday party And I didn't know who she was

She just looked so friendly I went up and sat on her lap Wow She's like

Into this whole lap sitting Without even knowing who you are Then I found out who she was That she was the lady who gave me

My first orgasm Not through her hand But through her ideas Yes

So that was your first show With me And Betty Dodson was there And I think you talked about that

And you left your underwear in my bed Yeah, I gave her my underwear At the convention She left your underwear in my bed

And I said well somebody please pass These back to Betty And Betty took them And put them up to her face

And went Like a rocky and triumph I wouldn't trade that moment for a bigger dick I bet you've said that before

So your second time on my show I think it was the second time Was with your son Bobby When he did a one man show

About what it's like to have a porn star dad Well that's the second time I was in studio with you But you've had a portable show And I've seen you at other places

With your camera walking around At the Hollywood show also But you were there with Nina Hartley On my show

With your son Bobby And you've done Quite a few scenes with Nina Hartley And by the way I should just say

As long as we're name dropping celebrities That your book Hindsight has a forward By

Wait for it whoopie Goldberg Then you were On my show promoting the book When we were in Englewood

And you came to my opening In LA I came to your opening That's right of your

Hindsight Delivery What was it called? Launch party

But you read parts of it Well anyway I love To interweave With your life

Your career And I just Want you to remember That it is a mitzvah

What's a mitzvah howie A blessing To have sex On a holiday

Yeah A jewish holiday Like Hanukkah A positive holiday

I was talking about The actress Oh I thought you were saying A jewish holiday

A jewish holiday You're such a punster A little bit Howie

But I'm So delighted to share Hanukkah with you Likewise

I've always lit the candles But in the past Like ten years I've been Making Hanukkah kinky

You know how I do that I can guess but you tell me Well I want you to guess Well I'm sure it involves some spanking

Well it could Yeah Or that a Thanksgiving holiday only Well you know spanking is good for any holiday

But spanksgiving of course It's all about spanking And Valentine's Day Is really Lupercalia which is all about spanking

And Krampus is all It's a lot of spanking but what is unique To Hanukkah I'll give you a hint

It's right before me Look at all these beautiful candles No you can't guess Well I'm not sure

What the subject of guessing is You're lighting yourself on fire I'm a pyromaniac Hot wax

Hot wax baby Okay You never got into hot wax Howie No

I just felt like Hot wax Well It didn't do anything for me

Well okay I'm not going to do it to you Cause you're a killjoy When it comes to my Hanukkah hot wax

Cause I am a pyromaniac And I love hot Wax Hot wax

Hot wax Bye Suzy Bye Suzy Gives you a taste of the pain

Hot wax on the boobs I know How hot is it It's hot

But we're all such different critters It's so amazing We are You're just like hot girls

By the way we're going to show a little clip Of you with one of our favorite Hot Milfs Kay Parker

Who has been on my show a couple of times Yes Spectacular lady From the movie Sex Play

Yes And I'm late already Decker saw through Jan's disguise And was going to leave

So she had to jump into action Justice I think it's the name Hey wait a minute you can't do that Oh yeah

Why not Cause I won't let you I wish you'd get better birth control That's a hot hot scene

So tell me what it's like to work with Kay Parker Cause we have a lot of fans When I first met Kay Parker I was in a movie called The Dancers

And I had to do a dance on stage And they had rigged a shower for me there And they wanted me to be in the shower When we started the scene

And they wanted me to have a hard on So I was trying to get myself Interaction before they started shooting

And I wasn't getting there So I turned to this Costume lady who was having a bit Of an affair with me

And I said how about help How about help And she just turned red and said no Then everyone will know and she ran away

And I heard this voice say Need some help love Oh that's Kay I had never met before

This was our introduction And she dropped her knees and proceeded to make me hard In about three seconds Wow

Well she's an amazing gal And you're an amazing guy And Chag Sameach Hanukkah Have some holiday sex tonight

It's a mitzvah And hindsight Is 2020 But now we're into 2021

So we are gonna Say farewell Howie, Gordon, aka Richard Pacheco Howie we also put your book

In our new bookstore Online Oh yeah You're among

You're in our new Dr. Block's Pleasure Shop What an honor, thank you so much Oh, our pleasure

Absolutely Hopefully we'll sell a lot of books You can see I've got bookmarks In all kinds of pages here

Because it's that good Mwah Under the mistletoe Mwah

So now For someone completely different Let's Welcome

Victoria Jade To the Dr. Susan Block show And my 27th bedside chat Hello

Victoria Hi I was really excited Because I thought you were gonna put a lit candle

Downstairs Instead of just dripping the wax on yourself Oh Well, you know

I could do that With the right Motivation from someone Beautiful and lit as you

Look at you I should be a festive Yes, you are festive You look like a beautiful human Christmas tree

Oh, thank you Lit up and Fabulous, yeah And so is that like a necklace

A harness or a combination They're separate This is just a necklace This is a harness

It's not really Facebook appropriate We'll talk to you for a minute With your jacket on And then we'll talk to you a little bit

Without it on So first of all I want to introduce everybody Watching to the fabulous

Victoria Jade This is her virgin show With Bonoboville here

So we're very excited To have you here Victoria Jade is a Well, your many things

You're a fitness coach And yet The fitness business Is a little tough these days

And I guess you had Another job too In the corporate world And of course the corona

Apocalypse has kind of Collapsed a lot of things And so Now you are

Not corporate You are A cam girl And you used to be a stripper, right

So it's not a total stretch No, yeah, I mean I I do a lot, you're right I started out in the adult industry

Stripping Basically just got into it Because I just wanted something Different, I just graduated college

And I was actually working at a strip club As a hostess And I had a friend who was a dancer So she invited me to come down

And work with her And at first I just started doing it Because I just didn't want to work And I went down and danced a few days a week

And made some money And I just loved being in control And feeling empowered And just making the money that I wanted

And I honestly put Stripping because I thought I was supposed to go back And get a real job

My parents raised me to go to college Get a good job, you know, do the normal thing And I tried that Where did you grow up?

I grew up in the Pacific Northwest Okay Like Washington State Portland, Oregon

Oh, Portland, Oregon Yeah Oh, an exciting place, especially these days Yeah, oddly has the most strip clubs

And it has the most strip clubs We had some great Portland strippers on the show At the beginning of the pandemic

When, of course, They did not get A relief check And they worked

At a place called Lucky Devil Lounge I actually worked there Four years ago

Oh, okay For a few months I hope it was okay Yeah, so they

You know, they gave their strippers Jobs, I guess Doing delivery You know, stripper delivery service

For Lucky Devil Eats Oh, wow A lot of people are being Very resourceful these days

So, yeah But in any case Small world Yeah

So, did you grow up In a liberal Household, or religious, or Yeah, my parents

So, my parents weren't super religious They were raised religious But they kind of took my brother and I In the sense of, you know

You figure out what you want And they didn't push anything on us We celebrate Christmas But I had never really gone to church or anything

But my parents are both super, super liberal And That's kind of how I grew up I kind of just did what I thought

I was supposed to do I took on pretty liberal beliefs Most of my childhood Until

I kind of got out and saw the real world I grew up in a very small suburb So I grew up in a pretty tight bubble I didn't really have any reality on

The real world or the outside world Outside of my little town And so it was different I'm very blessed with the childhood I had

But I didn't have any Any real Knowledge on what the whole world was like So it was a little bit different

What a kid does But anyway, are your parents Okay with what you do as a Erotic entertainer?

So, my mom actually Stumbled across one of my social media Sites a few weeks into Me getting more into adult work

And of course as a mom She was just mostly worried about me But, you know, she's like I love you, I support you no matter what

I just want you to be happy and healthy and safe So that was the biggest thing for me I knew going into everything That it was going to get out

You know, I I wasn't naive, I knew that Having my face out there, people were going to find out So I just took things as they came

So my mom knows A lot of my friends know My father does not know So we'll see

About that, but I mean everyone's been really supportive so far And of course, parents just Internally just want their kids to be happy

So she knows I'm happy and healthy and safe And that's all she cares about Okay Well, you know, it sounds a little

Complicated, but life always Is But you're in a relationship I guess, you've got a boyfriend

That you're really tight with A fiance Yeah, so he We actually work together a lot

He's A big part of the reason I really Started into more of the camping and adult sites And everything like that

So he's been very, very supportive He does a lot of my management work On my photography and the content So it's a huge blessing

Because I know a lot of girls in the industry Don't have that sort of support at all There you go That sounds like quite a collaboration

Yeah And I guess you also have a kinky Relationship too, don't you? Yeah, you can

Just a little bit Just a little bit I was just talking to him About this earlier today actually

I have always Had this sort of submissive side to me And I never really knew how to express that In previous relationships

Until I met him and he sort of introduced me To the whole dominant submissive And I was like, oh, what? This is exactly what I needed

So it's a great relationship It's exactly what I needed That I never knew I needed And we have a great agreement

With a great relationship And it just brings all the best In both of us, so it's pretty amazing Nice

So you said that What turns you on about cam work And I guess stripping Is control

Yeah Do you feel out of control In life, I guess? No, not so much

And it's a lot of empowerment too And to be honest I work through a really abusive relationship In college

And I think that's what spurred a lot of it Is just being in adult work And going into stripping It really put me in control

Of my body, of my mind You know, I do what I want When I get off, when I want The sort of manipulation

And control that comes with it And what gets you off? Which of course means losing control What gets me off?

A lot A lot, and I'm a little bit High maintenance It's always funny when people ask me

What's your favorite sex position And I'm like, this and this and this and this And they're like, oh, okay She's kind of crazy

Okay, she's wet? When people ask me What's your favorite sex position And a lot of people expect

Just like a very simple answer For example, I was on a Cam the other night and someone asked me that And I'm like, okay, well I like to get

Fucked in the ass with a build-up on my pussy While I'm rubbing my pit and getting choked out Whoa! That is a lot, yeah

So She's a little bit high maintenance But he takes care of me, so that's great Okay

Well After hearing that position What was it? Doggy style With a dildo in your ass

And a cock in your pussy And being choked out Brothers and sisters, lovers and Sinners, do not try this at home

I know a lot of people are turned on By the choking thing, but a lot of People have accidents that way And I have so many guests

That love that. I think porn stars Love it because it's taboo, maybe Or maybe they like the feeling Of losing your breath

Hey, if you like the feeling of losing your breath Wear a mask You know, that's That can do that

Somehow it doesn't equal that way But yeah, since that's The subject matter Maybe we'll move the face

Camera away And let you do A little striptease for us Okay

So the Facebook camera can show I don't know Me What

Okay, so Here she is You Facebook people, you know Or YouTube

Now's the time that you should watch on DrSusanBlock.com And it's free It's free

Okay Victoria She's just going to take off her robe There we go

Wow, that is quite a harness Yes, beautiful This is not just a striptease This is a revelation

Of an amazing body Wow That is quite A beautiful butt

Yes, happy nude rear Pull the back down So you can say happy nude rear Turn around

Can you turn around? And now pull it down That's right And here we go

And take a picture Happy nude rear Alright Facebook people

You got to go to DrSusanBlock.com To see that Wow And what a nice tight body

I guess I was expecting it Naughty nice Look at those socks That's really cute

Naughty and nice I'm naughty too And nice in the back You're naughty and nice on your socks

And what an amazing Glitter harness You really are decked out Like a Christmas tree

It's what? It's just chains Chains Chains and lights

And light up You are lit girl I'm always lit Beautiful

Beautiful And So that harness Does it have a collar attached?

You have a collar up there? It does And it has the ability to walk in the back I don't have it on right now

But You could be on a leash Oh hell yeah We were just talking about that today

I'm not sure what's all open Because COVID kind of fucked everything off But We're trying to look for an underground club

To go to Because I have not been leached yet And that's something I really want to experience To go to a club

Oh you're going to love that Because I think You're a bit of an exhibitionist A little bit

We've been experimenting And I feel like that's something That I really need in my life Yes

Yes I think You would really enjoy that And I don't know what's open

But I've seen A mistress and her male slave Go into What was it like a traitor Joes

I think I saw that I think we just looked at that The other week We had the mask on

They had the masks on They were very COVID safe But they were very wild And at first it was okay

But then when she started whipping him In the store Well They had to go

We were just talking about Actually last night We went out to go get drinks And he was like

Wear your really short dress And leather boots And all film you walking through Target And get all the parents all pissed off at you

All right Well I can't wait to see that film When you do it Because that'll mean that there's a little more freedom

In our society But you know of course We want to be safe But we'd love to be free

We're wearing masks of course Oh yeah of course All right Do you have your mask there

No We're at home No I know I just think you'd look awfully hot

With your mask on and that Outfit but I need to get a leather one So

So you're gonna have a sexy Christmas Yeah I'm actually Not gonna be going home for Christmas

Because of COVID So that's a little bit unfortunate But I have my fiance Thank you so we're gonna be just having

A low-key Christmas together Well maybe not Maybe a lot of kinky sex Sounds like it's gonna be a kinky Christmas

So and we can see it On your TikTok Or we can see it on your OnlyFans And we're gonna put up all those

Addresses But I do have My OnlyFans and I did Just start

Myself on Cornhus so I have a few different sites that I have All right well thank you So much Victoria Jade

Thank you Yeah well this is great We can't wait to see more of you And we hope to see you in 2021 too

Oh you'll see a lot of me in 2021 I'm seeing some great stuff now So I can't wait Victoria Jade

Join Bonoboville And join Bonoboville Absolutely Wow hot stuff

Well we're having such a good time tonight You know between the hot wax Hanukkah Actually we still have to do some hot wax

And we're gonna show you a clip From Xmas 2018 Where Rhiannon has an orgasm

On The motor bunny sleigh Jingle bells all the way From her boobies and

Danielle Watts and Elena Reign Singing Oh Holy Night Okay there we go Self is a thrill

Of hope It rejoices For yonder K

Hey Oh yes Oh yeah Oh holy night

Oh yeah Amazing stuff And one thing I wanted to do Is find out more

About the Virgin of Guadalupe So here we are At the Virgin's Alter

Right here And it's a very beautiful Alter With candles

And who's gonna explain this To me there And here's Mariah And here's Anna

I love Anna's hat She's a queen Princess put your mask up And so here we are

Okay so here's the Virgin Of Guadalupe With flowers Oh they're real

Everything's real and Candles And jade And praying hands

And this is a special time For the Lady of Guadalupe Yes absolutely Why is that?

When she gave birth to Jesus Well that's Christmas That's why it's a very special time though Is when she was pregnant

And she was gonna go to Okay so she's pregnant now She's just like gonna go into labor Any minute with God's child

Yeah right Yes and she was a virgin So it was very special Especially to our culture and our tradition

Right because it's of course impossible Yes so even though Jesus is very The miracle Even though Jesus is very important to Christmas

Lady of Guadalupe is very important Because she is his mother And she was given the gift to give birth to Jesus So she is also as important

To us in our culture as Jesus is Well you know I've always liked That about Catholicism As opposed to

The Protestant version I mean I'm Jewish so I'm on the outside of all y'all But I've always liked

That there's this elevating Of the female Of the woman, the mother Mary Is very important

And I think A little bit of that gets lost In some of the born again And the

I mean you've born again Have some great stuff going on But this elevation Of the goddess as Mary the mother

I mean the whole virgin thing Okay I'll I'll take it because They also elevate Mary Magdalene

Who was not a virgin Right but this is the holiday of Mary The mother of Jesus Who was a virgin

Wait a minute he had two mothers? No he had a girlfriend Mary Magdalene Ohhh But the mama

Is Mary And I always represent the mama As a bonobo Because bonobos are such great mothers

I mean they're great lovers But they're also really really great mothers They're not virgins though Touche

Okay So what else are you guys going to say? Mama? Well okay Anna

I know that you go to the Festival every year What happens there? Everything is closed

Because for the corona Yeah but when it's open what happens Oh we I hear there's a lot of stuff going on

Yeah we believe in her You know when They make A miracle

A miracle A miracle Miracle Miracle

We all go to the church And this day And then we brought some Bread

Food for the people outside Food for And what else do you do? And then we put flowers

For her roses Candles And we stay there in the church We

Yes And then Where's the drinking and smoking? And then

People bring music And drinking Yes And dancing

Dancing in the church Awesome party Party time Yes

So she's a cool lady Well that sounds like fun Right okay well We'll have some dancing later

In the church of the Bonobo way Yes well Thank you Virgin of Guadalupe For blessing us

And Keeping us safe during these difficult times Please continue to keep us safe Amen

Amen Amen Amen Alright

We're going to do a little hot wax Right one little hot wax Here we go Oh the candles have gone out

Well Let's see Let's light a few more candles So

We're now Going to put some candles in here Because I am sacrilegious that way

And And now Comes the hot wax portion Of the show

Now Howie didn't like the idea of hot wax Mariah how do you feel about the hot wax Who doesn't like hot wax Howie

But It will actually be my first time Giving hot wax I have done a little hot wax with myself

So To practice You did to practice Yeah to practice

And was it okay I mean yeah it was fine Okay Let me move it up

Okay So you're ready for this Alright And

So we decided we're going to do it with the blue Yeah six minutes It's fine I just want to have

A little ambiance here So So In our ongoing efforts

To show Ways to Enjoy Kinky things

Without You know exposing yourself To the virus This is the hot wax portion

Of the program So Hanukkah is fun But hot wax

Makes it Even more fun So let's see So now like I said

What you want to do Is Have it as low as possible So that

You know we don't Experience this From too Hot a place

So you want to Have your hot wax High up And you felt it

I liked it Does it hurt In the right way It hurts in the perfect way

It's definitely a little stingy But I like it Try to hold it up a little higher Here we go

And You adventurous Jews Here's how to celebrate your Hanukkah

Happy Hanukkah With hot wax And actually you adventurous Christians you know

You use candles for Christmas You got all those Jesus candles You can You can use them

To Enjoy hot wax From a distance You know

I guess we're about 5 feet from each other And wearing masks And Safety first

Here we go Here comes another droplet Oh Perfect

I've heard other sounds before With hot wax You sound like you can handle it I like it a lot

Maybe too much Okay Well Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners

Let's hear it for Mariah And her first Hot wax experience Okay

Anybody else want to try? Captain Max Alright brothers and sisters Lovers and sinners

Now It's time To You know

Have a little Post-show party Here in Bonoboville But

We want to wish you a Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Happy Winter Solstice

And hopefully Everybody Can Kind of

Find some common ground If we can't Hopefully there won't be Much bloodshed

You know It's a It's a scary time But

I have a lot of hope And I feel Very good about the future Of America

And I hope that you all Can Find peace on earth

Pleasure for all That's the Bonobo way So just like I said

It's a holiday So it's a good time To have sex With someone you love

Someone you care about Someone you're sheltering with Uh And yeah, maybe

That someone is you So yeah, make love to someone You love tonight Even if that someone is you

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