Happy Birthday Prince Max! Happy Anniversary Bonobo Way! Good Riddance tRump!

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Welcome aboard captain max's birthday Yes, indeed. It's a happy happy birthday to Prince Max and Maximilian

Rudolph Leblavich D Love

D. Phil and Jerry Captain Max the captain of my heart and the love of my life also the publisher of the

bonobo way and It is the sixth anniversary of the bonobo way That's right. It was max's birthday present and he also published it six years ago and So

Today he has a very special birthday gift. Yes, indeed Gobinobos for the defeat of the big baby mango Mussolini Yes Come on

Pathological liar narcissistic Nazi He's also a baby

Can I get an amen? Amen I get an a women Our voodoo apparently work To our parents at Domcon last Saturday on Halloween night at dr. Susie speakeasy in the big easy

we did a Smashing Trumpkin scene that Was quite dramatic and apparently it worked and of course

Metaphorically speaking we are bonobos, so we weren't smashing any humans. We were making juice Juicing the Trumpkin. Yes, and in conjunction With all kinds of voters from all different points of view an

unprecedented number of Voters we have smashed the evil Trumpkin Yes, we have and no Biden's not perfect. I'm not saying that nor is Kamala but neither of them are

the tyrannical Trump this he has had us basically In a chokehold for four years I can't breathe

That's the way I felt every day and I know a lot of you did too. Maybe some of you really liked him But he had a different kind of chokehold on you He had the kind where It chokes so good, you know, some people are into choking. It's a fetish and

And I know some of you get off on it and I get it I get it but enough already. It's a non consensual chokehold and it's killing us. Okay It is killing us. It has been and it is continuing to and so we have pulled it off our neck and Yes, love Trump's hate and that is the bonobo way. Whoops and so

We're very happy. So tonight Tonight we celebrate Max's birthday the bonobo way and the defeat of the narcissistic Nazi

Although you and I started celebrating Yes, yes, and now I guess I can take my mask down Although I wanted to represent. I feel so American. I even have an American flag on right by the

the Lubkovitz Shield and the Yale shield. We have all kinds of symbology tonight. It's my 25th Bedside chat of the corona apocalypse That's right in FDR's fireside chat

Style I am so inspired by FDR as is Joe Biden By the way, and of course Bernie a lot of people are and you know, these are bedside chats to help you to get through these tough times and We're doing it with respect to everything interviews

celebrations and this is a celebration of Who came over? From Italy, he was a little boy He was born in Italy at a little hospital next to the Vatican at 2 a.m.

November 8th 1943 a descendant of many princes and princesses on both his Lubkovitz and Phil and Jerry side and His most famous ancestor being Gaetano Phil and Jerry who you might want to talk about. Yes. Yes

But I guess this this picture is very Critical to Max's story and I hope he gets to tell a lot of his story tonight Because this is the picture of the ship that he

Was on that took him as a refugee as an immigrant across the sea and It took little Prince Max and a bunch of other princes and princesses and other people across

the Atlantic Ocean from Italy to the Statue of Liberty from Italy to Nova Scotia to New York back

So this was the ship that I came to America on and this is the last menu or the last supper Now I've sealed it in so I can't really tell you what was on there But I can probably guess there was some pasta

at least at least and I screamed dessert maybe cake and This is the ship that took me across The ocean across the Great Lake to meet my love Dr. Susie

It was 1951 1951 I wasn't even born yet. I want to get that straight, but but I was in your mind you were and I came to this country

As an immigrant with a wave of immigrants because it was after the war the Second World War and Most of the Italian immigrants arrived here with false paper Because they didn't have computers then so you went down to the city clerk in Rome and you paid him a few bucks and

made whatever You know Whatever papers you needed you made them My dad was an American intelligence before he came to CIA

so like Like all the wars that America has been in when they win When they conquer then they have to let all these other people in

Of course, because otherwise those people are gonna get killed in the old country Right. Yeah, so so I came over here came over in I came over on the ship called Italia and it landed in New York and

It came to New York and I Had never seen anything like that. One of the things I was told about America The land of freedom and pursue your dreams and so forth

So I landed in New York and I was just seven years old. I was a little boy It was fucking cold. Okay freezing cold and there were these big yellow cars

taxis Big yellow taxis. I had never seen anything quite so big And I was just thrilled and we all got into the car And we're driving to where we're gonna be staying and

My mother says why in such a rich country does everybody sell salt? salt In Italian sale or sale means salt And so as we're driving she goes everybody sells salt here. It's like Italy. Okay

And I was very privileged As a privileged little white boy But not only that an ancient privileged white boy a white boy whose family

Not only inspired in philosophy and culture and art and so forth But they were also war criminals just like we have today and The most interesting part for me right now being 77 years old

I was born in the middle of a war. I'm a war baby and it's 70 some odd years later I were at war. That's a sad state a sad very sad state So I came here, I believe totally in freedom and When I was young man, I moved out to California and I slept I

Slept in the police pound up by By Hollywood High School and I slept in a big Lincoln Continental It was like sleeping in your living room and I would climb under the fence every night And then I would eat by going

During lunch to Hollywood High and the kids would have their sandwiches near and their cigarette so forth so I Was hungry and nobody locked their doors then So I would take a half a sandwich from one guy, you know

And another half a sandwich from somewhere else and a cigarette here the coke there and So I

Lived for a while until I got my big Hollywood break. I went into a into a Employment place and the woman said to me, you know, I was a handsome young man I guess and she said are you an actor and

As it turns out I was because I was acting in Italy and She said I'm gonna send you to somebody There may be able to help you and

And I met this big Hollywood producer who had all these Debbie Reynolds and Thab hunter and all of these old big movie stars and he didn't believe my name was Maximilian But he says I was going to be the next Hollywood legend and I did want to hear that and he said listen, why don't we have dinner tonight and

We'll talk about your future I Thought I've Hit the big time apparently I'm going to be Hollywood's next

sensation and so we had dinner and And then he said well listen, why don't we why don't you come up to the house? You know, we'll have a drink and talk about your future What you want to do and what you've worked in I said, okay, sure and we drive up to his mansion up in

It was up in the Hollywood Hills and we go in and we sit down just like we're sitting here and He says, you know You're gonna be all right and

Listen Whatever whatever your deal is. It's cool. So I realized what was going on Talk about me too, right? I realized what was going on and I said, okay my My career

I don't want to do this I want to do something else because I was totally bored anyway because I used to I used to In Italy and there's one about actors and I and I guess all of us as human beings Many you guys have sat around with with actors

Okay, the conversation is always the same Always the same It was 1925 and the funniest thing happened on this set everybody's like they'd never heard the story and

They're very much like Trump in a way, which they should be because You kind of have to be self-centered to To to sell yourself, you know lies anyway that Nobody else is gonna sell you so

So I said, excuse me, mr. I forget his name and said excuse me a minute. I gotta go to the you know pee-pee-pee and He said yes sure just go down this hallway and I said, okay, you're right back

and I got to the bathroom and I climbed out the window and Ran like a madman down to Hollywood Boulevard and that was the end of my acting career in Los Angeles, California and I always love that

So many years later I met this woman Right here. This is my wife. Okay. I don't know what kind of wife you guys got at home, but my wife and Okay, that's okay. I'm just cutting out in my headsets Okay, so

We hooked up many many years ago, but before that I got so involved in politics and and that kind of thing that I started a Newspaper with my with my friend Paul Everly and and Shirley Everly of the Los Angeles repress and We built a

Tremendous paper and in building that paper. We also collected a bunch of Arrests I call them my chevrons so I have 23 of these chevrons at least and

They charge me with whatever they could and everything Espionage Black boxes for Steve Jobs I Used to sell his black boxes his blue boxes, but he wouldn't defend us

Was a oh, yeah, so I got involved in politics I got involved in making a newspaper and in spite of myself because I'm not really a Brilliant human being but in spite of myself this newspaper grew and grew and I I had I

Credit that to Some very interesting journalism and lots of tits and s That made it grow a lot and Pretty soon we were getting invited to all the mayor's deals and

parties and playboy mansion, of course, and which I got this invited from Because I guess we didn't review it very well In our own newspaper, you know And I've been rated by the police

Like I said, I've been called every name in the book I'm the second person in this country to be Judge of depraved also. I've never been charged of being depraved in charge of other things not the pravity

You know so Then I met this this lady here when she first had her first radio show Yeah, I'm cutting out a lot of stuff. So just moving along, right? Okay, so She sent this guy down to my office to sell me an ad

Well, you know, he was all right But apparently we said no and then a few days later she shows up in

short safari pants and boots and Sitting over there and looking out the door and they're saying there's a there's this Susan block would like to see you

I peeked out the door and I said, okay, I'll see her You know, I'm old-fashioned. I love women. Hey, what can I do? I love flirting. I love obviously and After all these years, this is what I've been doing for many years is to use sex as a vehicle to

reach People like the Trumpers Yeah, and to reach people who might not otherwise even start to think about what I think about because I Capitalist socialist I basically believe that

That you need to be good you need to be good and I believe in revolution and I believe in evolution and One of the reasons that I talked this work because I was brought up as a little prince and The little prince had to do good

And they taught me my manners and they taught me all of these things. It took a long time before I was allowed to sit at the dinner table Because I did not hold my books under my arms you know and

So I became what was considered a Lefty radical penographer Evil son of a bitch But I printed everything you sent me something I print it like Chico runs around with his ass up in here

Somebody sent me a picture of their asshole publish it Big nice, you know, not like some big Beautiful like they're important

So What else you want to ask me a question? What was your favorite magazine that you published you published several la star love hate

finger Brentwood blah blah Beverly Hills the magazine Dr. Susan blocks speakeasy journal Lots of magazines

Lots of magazines and I think One of my favorite is my latest our latest which is speakeasy magazine and Is available on Amazon? The first issue the second issue they wouldn't let me

This is the issue that's available on Amazon is Splash an art right But if you order it from us you also get mail and ketchup With the magazine

So you can start your own splosh and Splashing and licking and fucking and sucking You know you have to provide your own hamburger though What's his name sends it to you from his warehouse or wherever he gets it

That's all you get. That's it now speaking of just Jeff Bezos. Yes. He would not public spanking art and That's because it's I guess got a picture of

Him his dick pic there it is Or maybe it's because of there's a few other dick pics in it But in any case This is available on our site. We have a new shopping cart. We do. We have a brand new shopping cart

Which we've been working on we have a brand new bar and in the shopping cart You're gonna find things that you won't find in most shopping carts. Just let me Put it to you that way And it is a collection of 30 years of our work

With some of the really the best photographers in LA and from around the world In fact, both of these magazines are really photo magazines And they come from different shows I

call them paper theater versus the electronic version. This is the paper theater and It's beautifully done and By it was designed with max with Clemmie Clemmie who did a tremendous job and

And this is the second issue of it and here's how I do this because everybody go You printed in blocks you start with a hundred and you sell the hundred and you sell another one and Until you finally sell a ton of them

But by then you'll probably be dead and the magazines will be worth much more than Than you there are some famous people in this magazine such as Nina Hartley and many more and Dominatrix is against Donald Trump When we were beating him and holding Russian hooker pee parties

And you know Spanx giving is coming if you're tuned in live the holidays So spanking art perfect for Spanx giving Okay, well, that's very nice that you like guys magazine's best like that What about let's say your hardcore sex my my my favorite

magazine of That genre is God magazine God

God published Kind of what I consider sometimes the real America The real underbelly of of American sexuality

Things by the way that you can't do nowadays, you know You can't like you can't say, you know, we should decapitate them That's not something you can say today But in in in in these magazines and people the outpouring of violence and and and hate and not

understanding was It was extraordinary and it was all done with Polaroid Polaroid photos Now didn't that guy that used to work for Trump? I forget his name now, but he published bright Bart news

Didn't he say that some people should be decapitated? Yes, right in the Biden group, I think he said no he did That Republicans should be Republicans. Yeah, if he won

That would be the first thing So he's saying Republicans should be decapitated. Yes. Yes if if Who won? Trump won if Trump won he would chop off the heads of the Republicans who didn't support him No, it wasn't even that it was just a philosophical thing between I think it was

Who was he taught bar? Bar yeah, and someone else, you know and Bar has bent over backwards for Trump. He's become like his personal lawyer Yeah, which the court said he can't they can't do

Okay, well and Bannon got got got kicked out of Italy. Yeah, that's the one Steve Bannon He's the one that was talking about the the chopping up. He was trying to start a fascist Institute in an old monastery For which the poor farmer whose land it's on

Gave it to him for some $12,000 a year Huge place. It's a good deal. And so the Italian government stepped in Then he got busted for

Using funds he raised to build Trump's wall for his own luxurious lifestyle and It's funny because my publisher Jeffrey Sinclair at Counterpunch

He said that's what he thinks that Trump's people and Trump himself are probably doing with the funds that they're raising to Fight all these votes in different cities and states all over the country to stop the vote or to

challenge the vote these lawsuits and He's raising a lot of money among his adoring supporters and

Jeffrey thinks that That's for grifting That money Yep

Well, it looks like we're gonna get the grifters out of the White House and just for your birthday This is what happens. I listen. I am just thrilled to have been a very small part of Huge movement. Yes against this guy. I mean I feel I feel like a winner today Yeah, I I've never felt so engaged in a political process that

Seems to have been successful. I mean I've been in huge political processes like Protests against wars But they didn't really succeed in stopping these wars Certainly our huge protests against the Iraq war didn't stop that

And the Vietnam War eventually that did stop but this this has been very galvanizing and I must say we've been joined with people who we don't agree with on a lot of subjects a lot of you know

very conservative people are in this movement this resistance and and then there are you know kind of radical progressives like us and Sex revolutionaries like us

Who just have had enough of the lying and the racism and the sexism and and and just The narcissism and the bullying that has been going on that that's goes way beyond political parties the idiocy That is representing us. This is a guy that represents us all of it. Oh

I think he might want to wish you a happy birthday Chris Gagliardi somebody wants to okay, so you know kind of join in the celebration of the defeat of Trump Oh, yeah, he's worked very hard right right to help defeat we have all worked so hard We have and he's out there in New Jersey

Can we speak with him Chris? Is he there? Yes, I am here. How are you? Well, we are celebrating Max's birthday the bonobo way Anniversary and the defeat of Trump. Yes. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday

Captain Max. Happy birthday to you It's a big birthday present for both of us because and a great day for democracy because and I just want to call the first of all say a Huge thank you to you doctor block because of your efforts and because of the way you handled This whole thing through the power of peace through pleasure and because of brave souls like you and the industry

With the adult entertainers and sex workers We were able to finally end this dark night and bring a great sunrise to our country once and for all And I really feel that it is because of your efforts Your names will be etched into the annals of history in the books forever

And I cannot say your praise is enough and my little Twitter thread I did make mention of you guys strongly with this important Message of gratitude because we have a long road ahead and we cannot turn back and the real work is beginning today I heard Joe Biden's speech this evening and my god

He really is ready to bring this whole country back to its Glorious place and it is our turn now to not only build America better, but make America sexier I believe 2021 will be the year that the bonobo movement and the sex movement will become even Stronger because of brave people like you and mistress Tara and so forth. So you guys should be praised strongly

Well, thank you so much Chris. Thank you for your birthday wishes for Max and Thank you for your support of the bonobo way and all your wonderful tweets about me and the show and Yeah, you know, you know Biden wasn't my first choice. You know that Bernie was but hey I'm I'm a team player. I got into this to get Trump out and he did it

He got Trump out and with Kamala's help and I'm all for that and I'm all for his message of healing I like healing. I think that's a good message. Yeah, and I'm also for bringing people together including The Trumpers I'm into bringing everyone together, you know, and

I think Biden says that, you know, I don't like all his neo-liberalism But I do like the message of unity and I do like the message of healing and certainly we need to heal Physically medically and Mentally oh and here's my drink speaking of healing. Thank you Anna. Oh, yes

That's vodka and a little coke, okay New Jersey recently passed this past Tuesday on medicinal marijuana usage All right medicinal marijuana usage passed in a lot of places and yes

I'm so proud of New Jersey for doing that and that is such a wonderful thing and By the yeah Okay, let's spoke some pop We're celebrating

Just recently introduced to my life Cat passed away so congrats on your new your new kitty. She's a funny kitten. He can be funny She's got a squeaky meow that could really make everyone smile, but I will tell you this What we have to do now

Is more than ever be poor to bring the peace through pleasure movement Truly to life and not only in our country, but the world at large And I cannot thank you guys enough not only for my for the support That you have given me and the love you've given me this past year

But I will say this Every effort that we fought so hard together for is not going to be in vain So we have a lot of work to do but the work has begun So I cannot sing praises enough to you guys

So I give you my best wishes for 2021 ahead of time And definitely a christmas card and so forth will be on its way to you as well So happy birthday captain max. Thank you so much. Stay well. Yes You keep up the good work christ you've done some really really good work and you've won awards for it

Great bonobo political activists chris gagliardi out there in new jersey Just part of the resistance where from in new jersey. Oh, yeah Anglewood Englewood, okay

In near new york city near the bridge. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I grew up in montclair new jersey When I came I was running by through that area. It's a really beautiful place. Oh, it's beautiful beautiful And then suddenly become a journalist actually again And my autistic american series will be back up in part in a few weeks. All right, so all this craziness has been going on

Yeah, you're a great spokesman for autistic people And I know every autistic person is different But you certainly bring the situation to light chris in a great way and I just want to give a shout out to my

fellow philadelphia's Excuse me. Philly puts it over the top again Philly defeated king george And philly has defeated donald trump. It was down to the wire

Okay, and most of pennsylvania went for trump, I think But philly is where it's at and that's where i'm from and not just center city where I have to admit I was born there But I was I grew up in montgomery county in balakinwood and that is where the votes came in the votes that trump was courting

Those votes from suburban housewives, which he that amended to suburban women And yeah, those philladelphia suburban women Yep, I grew up with them and they're great people and they Voted for biden

Yep They're an important part of the blue wave and thanks to philly And our philadelphia freedom and the philly girls that you used to watch on america man's stand Oh my god

We smashed the trumpkin. Okay, chris. You keep it going. Yeah, take care. I'll see you guys soon. Okay. Be safe. Take care. Bye Um, so I have a happy birthday wish from facebook from juxley and he says smoke pot Juxley by the way, my finger floggers Blue of course for the blue wave. It's not really a blue wave more like uh

Which yeah, which you'll be able to get in our new a little shop. Yes. Yes Jux, we've just opened this a new shop which uh, doctor blocks pleasure shop So you can get finger floggers because you know, you can wear them as jewelry or you can give your lover little smacks like little birthday And you can also

Wear these like earrings or use it as a key ring I think that's what it initially was for but I said, oh, yeah, these are for rings finger floggers Whoo So thank you Jux and uh, yeah, we should definitely be smoking pot. By the way, I have a piece right now in counterpunch

um, it's a farewell to our good friend uh, Dr. Betty Dodson who passed away and uh, she was 90 91 and she said that um, the three things she attributed her longevity to

were pot garlic And masturbation keeps you living a long time not necessarily to do at the same time Although you could because you know, if you eat garlic, you might as well play with yourself because nobody else going to want to kiss you

So unless they eat garlic. Yeah. Well, yeah, if you both eat it, which we do sometimes Yeah So uh, yeah, so betty dodson, of course, she's known for much more. She was the godmother of masturbation And she was a sex revolutionary anti-war activist a bonobo way supporter

And uh, and she was uh, just a great friend who actually gave me my first orgasm not personally but Her book and you can read more about it on counterpunch. Um, so

It's sad to say goodbye to Betty Dodson great lady, but uh, You know

It's great that she lived such a long time and that she did so much for so many of us And yeah, I mean the great thing about having one birthday or after another is that you know, you're still alive But your friends Start leaving

Don't think Yeah, well, you know, yes All my heroes all my friends are gone Not all well, not all alone

There's a couple left. There's a few left. Yeah, but um But hey, if you get to be 77 and uh, as the dentist says you you have some of your teeth Then you're in good shape and

I've been a very very lucky traveler on this On this thing they call called earth

It's like things Things were given to me In a way I I never expected my My family's background

Uh, it's told me never to think about money ever In fact, don't even talk about it. Okay. It's really gauche and um

And then uh, what my great what my grandfather taught taught me Is just fucking spend it all because you can't take it with you And when he died when he was in his bed dying and And I was sitting next to him

He said, you know, mickey. That's my nickname in italian mickey You know mickey I have nothing to leave except

a tradition Gone into hotels gone to the vineyards gone Yeah, but tradition and and that was good and that stuck, you know stuck with me and uh

it was all about Doing good and I was brought up because of the war I was brought up by three women my aunt who was uh A really quite noted artist in italy

uh, my mother And my great grandmother who was the grand arm uh Of the family she she ran. Uh, she was in charge. She was she was it

And um one thing that they always told me All of them Well, I didn't have a choice. It was three against one Is be nice to girls

interesting interesting And they were wonderful. They were really My great I was a mess. I was like a little terrorist kid

Like chico. Yeah, like chico Man, I was nuts. I was crazed But my great grandmother It was like trump I could go out on the fifth avenue and shoot somebody and she go

Oh, he's such a nice boy She was great. She was great. Yeah, that's good to have one person in your life like that But it's also good to have other people that kind of challenge you a bit like your dad Oh, yeah

My dad my dad was my dad, uh is uh My dad was an extraordinary man Prince lebkowitz. Yeah, prince lebkowitz and

He took me aside one day and he said, you know, you know Maximilian You're a prince How old was he all over you? I was like eight years old. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah, I said you're a prince. Yeah

And I said, oh, okay Okay, I mean, what do I got to do? I said, no, I just Just remember who you are and be nice to girls. No

No, my dad my dad if he was alive today It would have had to resign from whatever he was doing Because he was a real ladies man

one night one night when uh when Okay, so I'll tell you this because it's they're all dead now. So they can't be prosecuted So My dad and senator key fowler and

A bunch of senators in um in washington dc They decided to Do a redevelopment Redevelopment

so My dad and and key fowler and All the people involved Knew that whole areas of washington dc

Even Would be redeveloped So they went And this by the way

It was mostly black neighborhoods and uh, they went in and bought all the houses Hundreds of houses because then they were going to sell it back to the government and um So for the opening of this company that was going to do this they had a big party Uh

Lyndon johnson was invited Kennedy couldn't make it there were a bunch of senators there and uh The company Rented

The whole hotel and flew everybody in from around literally around the world for this opening of this this thing and um so

With there, there's a bunch of people. I don't you know, I don't know senators who was what then at the time Uh, but they were all like washington kind of folks and uh They were all waiting and and uh vice president Lyndon johnson showed up And you know

And he said uh, he's there for a few minutes. He says Where's the prince? Oh, uh, i'm sorry miss vice president. He's not here yet Okay, okay, and um

So I went out for a little while and suddenly my dad shows up At the door the prince. Yeah the prince shows up and uh, he goes in And johnson comes up to him and he says You're late

And my dad looked at him and he said, uh, yeah, you know what you're just a vice president. I'm a prince So I got arrived and everybody just Anyway, then then they gave me a job. Okay. They they had this company now. They bought these hundreds of houses And they said, okay max

We're gonna hire you and you are gonna go collect the rents Oh gosh I said, I'm gonna go collect the rent. So that's funny Okay, he says don't worry about it. You take the limousine

and you just go there and you You know You get the rent Okay

Alrighty So here we are in in the worst part of washington dc And this limousine is cruising down the street

And I got my little paper there go. Okay Here they all rent here. Okay. Stop the car Let me go So

I got out of the car and my legs were trembling And I walked up to the door and And I said, yes, can we help you? I said, uh, um, I'm here to You know to collect the rent and you know make arrangements and

And the guy said, uh, I think you're in the wrong place young man And I went back to my limousine And I said, I think we have to leave now I don't think I can do this right now

So that was the end of my job at this new company And uh, it was a learning experience It was a learning experience as to how much Racism is fed into you

To create those kinds of fears Of other human beings And it's not You're not born with it

You're not born with it You learn it as you hear how Your parents talk and how your your neighbors talk and how your president talks and how your president talks, right That's how you learn that

Because otherwise, you know We're just a bunch of folks sitting on a rock that's floating around earth And we're trying to figure out what's going on

And there's nothing going on except this is a major Gerard there said Life is for living You live and having said that then I want to tell you

Why I'm such a crusader in a way why I don't mind Take my here. Here's take my handcuffs. Hi handcuff me. Come on Do I have any guns? Of course, I don't have guns. Don't you read my newspaper? And what else did your mother say besides be nice to girls she said be nice to police

Yes, she said be nice to the police for they are ignorant and they know not what they do That sounds like something Jesus would say. That's what she said Yeah The because I was there during the red brigades

The red brigades are a little bit like antifa. There's really no There's no center. There's only just one professor Who talks about cultural problems? Yeah And all his followers go out and meet

The journalists But there's no there's no red brigade And police And were they anti-fascist

Who the red brigades the red brigades the red brigades were anti-capitalist Anti-capitalist. Yes. Well, you know fascism springs from capitalism out of control you know

Um Fascism doesn't come out of nowhere comes out of capitalism Well You know, here's the problem with the capitalism

There's only so many resources And we're running out of them Well, Jeff Bezos has most of them at this point. Well, okay. He's got a lot of them and uh And also I grew up with people like John D. Rockefeller. They used to come to our house. Yeah

He didn't give a shit about America for anybody but anything Except the Rockefellers And that's kind of the way you have to think If you're going to be one of them

Everybody else is just some kind of uh, of uh A peasant of some sort You know, it just needs to follow instructions

So Yeah, so these guys tried these are these are these are right wing These are right wing people that got themselves into office

And are trying to undo the work And I take it very personally to undo the work that I've been doing For 30 40 50 years Yes, you know, these are republicans who want government out of your life

Who are telling you What you can do what you can't do? Well, they want government out of your Pocket book not yours. They want it out of their pocket book and the pocket books of their donors But they definitely do want government in your life when it comes to what you like a woman's

Body. Yes. The government should get right in there with her and her doctor When she's trying to decide What to do about an unwanted pregnancy So that's pretty invasive for a bunch of people

That say they're for government staying out of your life And the whole thing is pretty invasive the car searches the the no-knock warrants the uh This electoral college. We're the only country the only democracy in the world

That has an electoral college And the only reason is theirs to protect their interests Well, it's a vestige of slavery of the slavery days When the slaveholders wanted to be sure to have

In an equal number of votes at that time to the the non slave slave slavery has changed now It's changed. Yes. Now they're volunteers. Okay They're volunteers to go slave at the office Yeah, and then there's prison. Yeah, that's a whole other performance. There's all of that going on

And they do make them work. I mean a lot of our marvelous firefighters fighting these fires all through california and other parts of the country are prisoners And uh, they're protecting us But you know, so these nazis these right wingers

uh have never achieved anything because From before hitler to hitler and then to to musolini They all ended up hanging out together and when I say hanging out together meaning hanging upside down

from a gasoline pole Miscellaneous mistress. Yeah and his mistress, right So it's it's all very nice and they're all very nice. They're very good, but they need an education. They need They need some clarity and they need to understand

That uh, if you don't give voluntarily Okay The peasants are going to be at the door That's what happened at the french revolution. That's what happened at french revolution

It's what happened in the russian revolution. And I think it was uh, who was it? It's what happened in the cuban revolution. Exactly. So if you guys don't want the communists to take over You better have a little bit of communism a little bit of socialism in your capitalism And a little sharing and a little giving

What is needed in uh in a good capitalist society is a little bit of socialism And we need a lot more right now because otherwise You know, we're gonna destroy life on earth Right, I mean if we don't because there's no incentive for capitalism to be environmentalists

No, no capitalist incentive for companies to do good for the earth because it doesn't make the money And no matter how much we talk about all these jobs, maybe we will have some jobs, but basically We're gonna have to give a little just to to live longer on this rock Well, what I don't understand about that whole thing is if you have a poor population that can't buy your product

Yeah stupid You have to redistribute the wealth Just like you do with the farmers

You do that with the farmers and the grain and And the food suppliers They need to be supported

Just like just like the poor Uh Puerto Rican mom or the poor black mom or the poor white mom in in kentucky needs to be support they need to be

Part of our society humanity is a community and that's um That's an aspect of the bonobo way Is to share to share there are there are alpha bonobos There's really not much of an alpha male. There's an alpha female, but she's not

Lording it over the other bonobos like the alpha chimpanzee Equivalent human wise is the trump handsy But in any case the bonobos are all about sharing sharing sex sharing food

sharing resources And we can learn a lot from them and very important exchanging resources Yeah Exchanging like i'll give you a kiss if you give me a banana. That's right. You should learn from i'll suck your banana

You should learn from the wonderful hookers. Hey, look. I got a pussy. You give me five dollars You have four minutes and that's it just like a lawyer, you know lawyer charge you

To so much a minute, you know, okay, I'm hoping that we can Do away with sesta fosta and some of this terrible stuff that makes Sex workers lives so dangerous um

We need to convince we need to educate not only The rednecks and and and these these people that really have been Given the short end of the

the stick The short end the banana We need an a way to educate and to enlighten And one of my great great great relatives gaitano feeling jerry, uh, yeah

Um He was a man. He was he was friends with benjamin franklin at the time And uh, I think he corresponded with thomas jefferson. Yes thomas jeff right His ideas are in the declaration of independence and one of those ideas is a really simple idea

And that is How can anything work if you can't Pursue your happiness The pursuit of happiness

Most people are miserable Yeah, most people are fucking miserable. Yeah, me. I'm the poorest man in the fucking world You know, and you know what? We're all so fucking rich. You're you're pretty happy, you know, I'm pretty happy

And it's true that a lot of rich people are not happy A lot of rich people are miserable because they're divorcing and they're paranoid somebody's gonna take their money And they can't move they're in prison They're imprisoned in their estates

Well, especially now in the corona apocalypse and finally the demonstrators are starting to understand you go to their house Yeah, yeah, I don't think that's a bad idea, you know, as long as you're nonviolent Yeah, right. Why not yell outside their house? I think that's when they yelled outside the la da's house Uh, that was the beginning of the end for her and now we have a new da. I think speaking of da's. Yes, we have a new da

What's his name? Gasson Gasson Gasson was a gas on gas gone. It's just 40 Sorry if I'm offending anyone because I was no, I like him. I like him too

He was a he was a cop For I forget how many years, but he wants to reform the Yes, but he says I am going to prosecute the cops. Yeah, that kill The cops that kill their killers like any killers

Except worse because they know they do under the Under the color of law under the color of law and that's not these are public servants It's supposed to protect and serve Yeah, and I and I'm going to say this and I know everybody's going to get all upset and everything

If anybody takes a bullet first Stoes who protect but the first response. They're just like the children we sent to war Yeah, yeah, it's a dangerous and that used to be their motto really and uh, it's only been Rather recently the the last couple of decades that it's kind of in the trading manual that you

Are supposed to protect yourself And your fellow police officers Way way before the civilians you're supposed to be protecting and serving. So here's a question Who goes home first?

The citizen who's standing in front of the citizen To save him From violence Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, I think you know, I hopefully nobody gets a bullet

But that's the idea but really, um, the citizen shouldn't and and why are we the only country that just keeps shooting people Well, we have we have a lot of guns. Well, we have a lot of guns. So do the swiss And more and more other countries are doing it. It's it's like they they follow america You know, uh, that's a big problem. I don't know

What's going to happen under Biden harris, you know, but I I have hope That there won't be this glorification of the gun as the most important thing In, uh, an americans rights is the right to carry a gun that that has been

Shrine right in the trump administration. Well, that's actually the gun lobby Who is totally corrupt Oh Yeah stealing

millions and millions from the pockets of these poor People out in these Trailers these ammo sexuals. Yeah Yeah, that have no sex life and who are often religious

So they feel that any kind of sexual expression That's a little different. They have no money for food But they pay the dues to the national rifle association. Oh jesus christ The gun is an expression of of their penis. That's my feeling. I mean women carry them too, but women like to wear strap on sometimes

Uh, you know, it makes us feel tough. I I feel very tough when I wear a strap on So I would imagine that women feel tough when they strap one on just like guys and it's an ammo sexual thing And uh, I understand this. I have clients that Really eroticize and fetishize guns

And uh, you know I try to help them with it, but it's a dangerous fetish Yes indeed And I I hope that we can move on to deal with that

You know, um, of course under the trump administration. There's no dealing with that There it's it's all about The enshrining of the gun as a as a fetish object. Here's what I find interesting Yeah, that all these people who have their 4 150s

Those guys, yeah They're worried they're gonna take away their guns very worried, right When in fact everything that's happening right now

Is called tasks transportation as A something Service thank you

What that means is You ain't going to have a car no more How you gonna carry your guns around Well open carry just carry him like a shoulder bag. Yeah on your shoulder. That's great. Yeah or on your horse

But the cars are gone your f all of that shit's gone, man I won't buy that anymore to invest in that stock. What stock the um, what did I just say was TAS tasks transportation Test transportation as a service. I'm giving a stock

Okay, but I don't know what that is that means that you should invest in anyone that works with electric cars Oh including now a revolutionary new

I like to talk about this revolutionary new battery. It's called a glass battery Anybody know about that? No, no charges in one minute And goes a thousand miles

Wow That's a long way And unlike the regular batteries that you have to charge and recharge and charge which destroys them The the water battery has not it goes on forever

I guess I don't know should we spark one up? Um, just you know because so many states have passed um marijuana laws, um Well, which I think is uh really groovy and Betty Dodson would appreciate it. In fact I think

Okay, so We need a lighter and the birthday boy has left I have left the room right So you are tuned to the dr. Susan block show and this is my 25th bedside chat and

It's max's birthday The captain of my heart the love of my life my hero my publisher

My partner my prime mate and it is the Sixth anniversary of the bonobo way, which I gave to max on his birthday six years ago And it's the defeat of the trumpets Yeah

Yes, out with the fascist And what do we got here? This is from mar. This is from mar. Is this a gift? Oh a gift. Oh, it's a special joint. Thank you mar

Okay, we're gonna spark one up because even though there wasn't exactly a blue wave Although I do have blue hair. It's a mini. It's a mini I made my hair blue. I'm wearing waves on my gauntlets and kind of wavy bra We got that poor man out of there because

Max of course is oh, here's oh, wait a second now. We can light the joint on the birthday Okay Candles, let's do that. Let's light the joint on the birthday candles But here put it down on here

But move the picture maybe. Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. This is anna. Anna Anna's got her mask on she looks very professional. Yes Okay, so happy birthday. So Now in a minute, I'm going to spit on the cake. Oh god. Yeah, that's true

Did you see the Kardashian or Jenner? She was spitting all over her cake and The waiter was trying to get out of the way. Maybe we shouldn't blow out the candles just because everybody is going to be eating this cake Oh, this is very nice Yeah, we could use the book to do it while we sing happy birthday. What are you doing? Well, we're I'm gonna

Oh this yes Oh, this is cokey nut Cokey nut. I love coconut lube Please that I know that boom shiva shambal a and

Good on all you states that passed marijuana laws medical marijuana. Oh, here we go. We have a blow it out blow job can Oh, here we go. Blow it out. Blow job can This is very high tech It's antivirus

And uh, it'll blow the cake away. Oh Not Okay, so are we ready? Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me Happy birthday prince max

Happy birthday to me. You see Kendall Jenner should have had one of these things Duster electronic duster Absolutely that great that really worked well. That was beautiful. Happy birthday prince max And that was our engineer

Abe's idea and of course Abe was a banana last Yes, so he's Very benelvo And comes up with good ideas. Okay, we're gonna have a brother

We're gonna go eat now. We have uh, well We've got 10 more minutes. Oh 10 more minutes. Yeah, so we're still uh on the show But uh, you could cut the cake if you want Cut the cake. Well, we're smoking a joint. Yeah, okay. I'm smoking because it's covid. We're not sharing. Sorry guys, but we're uh

Oh, and I didn't sign it well, okay, I guess Benson and hedges that's what my dad and mom used to smoke We have to sign this I have to sign this Who is this to this is to you to me the cabinet cigar

Oh, look at that Well, you show it to the camera and we can look at it later. Here you go. Look at that Yeah, I'm not sure what that is all about but something it's a present Yes, it's a present. It's a good present. Very nice. It's a nice not quite as big a deal as trump losing the election

Now he's not conceding by the way. He is too conceded to concede So, you know, um, thank you. Maybe he thinks that the word concede means to be conceded So he figures i'm already conceded Why do I have to concede?

um, but A lot of people because he's not conceding are also not Acknowledging the transfer of power

So it's uh, it's a struggle ahead both to legitimate ties this new presidency as well as to I would say persuade In a bonobo way this new presidency to go the way

Of prince max and the resistance and the progressives in the resistance as opposed to all the republicans in the resistance I mean, hey you guys I'm all for you know reaching across the aisle but

You gotta not Reach into my body and control my ovaries. Okay So Pack the carts if you have to joe

Right. Yep and uh Let's re-examine that sesta fosta kamala if we don't okay if we don't These guys are going to take us back to the

I don't know what age and kamala. She said it. She said she would consider Decriminalizing prostitution. I'm going to hold you to that girl I can call her girl right because she talks like that right where sneakers inside where sneakers. Okay But joe biden said that guy didn't call him boy that uh strong thunder Jesus joe

Don't I think one of joe's greatest strengths during this Electoral function it wasn't a dysfunction like four years ago One of his greatest strengths was that he didn't speak that much He kept it minimal, you know and sometimes that is the smartest thing to do

And he did not talk too much You know, uh, if he had we might not be celebrating tonight But we are and joe as he himself puts it. He is a transitional figure Now

Brothers and sisters, which is very true and very honest Mates and prime mates Love and sinners I want to tell you that if we don't play this right

And we probably won't because that's the nature of the human if we don't play this right We're going to piss off a lot of people and then the republicans will come back into power in four years We got to play it right now. I guess obama kind of played it right in his way He had a great personality

Um, and you know, he did some fucked up things like the invasion He he did the surge in afghanistan and by the way, I just want to give some props To our man joe because I've been calling him a warmonger and he kind of is But at the same time, he's not a total warmonger and he did

Oppose obama's surge in afghanistan, which of course did not work and cost a lot of life American and afghan cake there's cake here and uh, yeah, there's cake Anybody want cake? Let them eat cake

Yeah, gideon wants some cake Oh five minutes. I thought he was raising his hand for cake. He's trying to tell me five minutes Okay, and we have lots of food. Look at this food. Look. Oh my god. This no, you know what? This is obnoxious. This is what the kardashians and kendall jenner got in trouble for i'm serious you guys

Okay, this is not a real lobster. It was on sale Without sale. This is it expired. It was going to expire today. Oh, please You know the kardashians broadcasting all their riches Okay, so obnoxious

And I think that's really good that the people are rebelling against the broadcast of riches. I think that is so Great of of social media. You don't need any of that. You don't not only do you not need it But you will be dragged for it And if you want to drag me for the lobster, we have forks

The cake is just a cake. It's just that that was on sale And I mean really there's not a lot of glitz here. There's a lobster. Okay And uh, and then there's trump who's got a cabinet against his face I'm gonna smack him. You know what? Oh, careful. Okay. I'm gonna be careful. Careful. Careful

I'm gonna I'm gonna smack him if you don't mind max No, I'm I don't okay. Oh, he's got the the spanker actually This bonobo way is going to be an even higher price than a regular bonobo way

Because it's used That's right now. I'm spanking you now because you're taking advantage of your cult members By telling them you're going to use their money to sue

The states for the vote come on man or baby Please I got a hand between my legs. What is this a puppet show? Yeah well

It's the bonobo way anniversary in addition to max's birthday three minutes three minutes. We have three minutes and As america's Choke holder. Yeah

Go to our new shopping experience Go to a new home. Maybe with bars on it donald

Enough of you Enough of you occupying my mind putting a chokehold on and hillary clinton Hillary clinton for attorney general. Oh, I hope so. I I hope she'll do it I hope she'll go against him feel the burn. I I would like bernie to be something come on. He'll be something

He should be something He's so great I hate those people who are saying that the blue that the progressive end is bad But anyway, we'll talk more about this later. Everybody wants to center is

Let's go eat. Yeah, so, um, so we got to say You know, this is it. Where's okay Happy birthday Happy birthday. Yes, sure

the microphones blocking us, but We were kissing and We're married 28 years and counting and You know, this is my hero. This is the love of my life

This is my honey. I I mean I I Just think you're the greatest The pursuit of happiness And yeah, the pursuit of happiness has let me live a good life max

A pleasant life because I'm not by nature really a happy person But max makes me happy Max makes me happy. He makes a lot of people happy And that's such a gift

You know, he's made people happy with his magazines. He makes people happy with his stories He makes me happy with his words and his touch and his and the thing

And the thing right his penis, right his zoom dick that makes me really really happy That made me happy this morning Yeah, you gotta keep having sex all through your life some kind of sex It doesn't have to be the quote-unquote normal kind, but isn't that a secret

That's one of those secrets to longevity Is a little bit of sex, you know, or maybe not maybe not a lot just an innocence innocence Keep your innocence. What does that mean? Be a child be a child. Yeah, don't don't grow up. I don't know if you grow up that could be taken the wrong

I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. No, but you're right. I mean you should be childlike Not Yeah, childish like Good tyrannical toddler. Okay be childlike

And that's being bonobo. Isn't that being bonobo? We're back. I'd sort of like to promote this. Yes. Oh, here we are back book This book if you follow the words in this book Oh, and here's chico in mine in this book. It's possible

You know, you should release your inner animal and here's an animal. This is chico Hello Hi chico. He's dressed in blue for your birthday Yeah, we won we won we won. He's also dressed in blue because he's democrat

I think he voted and I know trump would be upset that he voted But sorry trump, but you know, he was worried about the dogs would be voting. Right, right And did you think I'm telling the truth? Well, let me sell you a trump tower. We're down to zero. Okay. We're down to zero So, uh make like bonobos not baboons. Okay, don't be a trump pansy

Make love not war make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you We love you. Happy birthday max. Happy anniversary bonobo week. Happy america Talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airwaves

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