Petraeus-Gate in BonoboVille: Centaur Sex, Military Fetishists & DNA Exploding Everywhere!

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love affairs, real and imaginary military and civilian. Mm-hmm, brothers and sisters, and

tonight, if you're tuning in live, we're in the midst of a grand scondall.

Yes, the likes of which we sex-starved Americans really haven't seen since my old B.F.

Billy, Clinton, Billy Baby. He had a good sex scandal. Some decent sex, not too weird. Well, the cigar and the pussy. Well, I think that was cool.

But, you know, I mean with an intern, okay, and kept his job, didn't resign, stayed with it. Mm-hmm, but it did provide us with lots of entertainment, right? Here's Buddy. Remember Buddy the dog? He's got Monica's panties in his mouth.

So now we have a new scandal, okay? It's it's not quite as, you know, high up there as president of the United States. And some people may not even know the name general

David Petraeus, but now you do. Now you do. David Petraeus. Mm, old horse face is what I'm gonna call him. Yeah, there he is. He's looking good on his horse, riding on his horse, you know. He's in the cavalry. Mm-hmm.

So this affair he had it's been just gripping America, well, some of America. Actually, a lot of people don't really even know what happened, right, Max?

That's correct. Max is of course my captain. I am the general and you're the captain of the Novoville fleet. I got you. Okay. Mm-hmm. And now that I know my place. Don't be snooping on me. No, no. Right. Okay. Don't be reading my emails. My

thousands of emails to all kinds of people. Anyway, we should tell the story of what happened. First I'm gonna introduce my guests who are here who I don't know how familiar they are with the story, but I have a flow chart. So it's gonna be it's gonna be real real fun to tell this this story of what what happened in

in in America and the world Iraq Afghanistan Langley

Right, so but first I want to introduce my guests Let's see. I have well Max, of course, you've been in the military, right Max? I have yes. Yes. You left. I Left yes abruptly. Did you have an affair a secret love affair? Actually, I did in the psych ward You did you see I did actually

It's rampant in the military with a with a general's wife actually You know who's in the not house with those uniforms Right, you were put in the nut house, right? You wouldn't kill people Yeah, because I was on on on on firing range one day and I said I'm not doing this anymore

So I got up and I left. All right. Well Their loss is our gain. That's right. Here you are, but you learned your discipline, right? That's correct And and how to have an affair So it was hard and you know, that's why I got to constantly keep an eye on you

They were always watching you in the womb room and not out at the bar right now. Okay. All right. So you never know What's going on? That's one thing we learned this week. I was gonna Are watching all of us if the very chief of spying in the United States in the world the chief of the CIA

He could not that's him Petraeus here chief of the CIA couldn't have a secret love affair They found him this FBI. They found his evidence. Well, neither one of them were too bright Well, I don't know that depends on your definition of bright. I mean Princeton PhD You know, I mean just just entertaining all the media

Media just loved him, but they don't know how to use it. This dick right here This is for the media to suck right here. Yeah, right because the media just suck that suck they they They they they did what is called in journalism a complete blowjob On this general they just took everything he gave out when he was a general in Iraq and

In Afghanistan He was very good at PR. So you say he was dumb, but you know, not I mean if I called the media Then they don't answer the phone But this obviously is the head of a military operation

No, I shouldn't be sexist about it But it is funny how that a lot of the female journalists and politicians are just going into like swooms over the fact that their hero general Petraeus

Was caught with his pants down by his own Nanny state surveillance system That's right That's right this this surveillance system that is in place to spy on us from every angle from our Facebook to our email to you know

Probably some they don't even have to put little cameras in your room anymore. They just go through your computer. It's much easier You know, so he's the chief and he got caught brothers and sisters. What does that mean? I don't know. We're going to explore secrets

spy sacks and stuff tonight And let's see so I have a few guests I want to introduce and we're gonna You know get to know the story and we're gonna also get to know why

David Petraeus former CIA chief and and Ormer general is a horse right is well. He's really not a horse brothers and sisters

Okay, he is a centaur. Do you know what a centaur is? Half man half horse half man half. Okay. I okay. Thank you. You asked me. Yes, Captain Max That's true. No, I saw other people nodding. You should give them a chance to speak Raise your hand cadets. All right. This is West Point

Absolute hand. Okay. So Yes, centaur is half man half horse and the top half is the man and Then that's right. That's where his face is right and the hat the hat is very key to the man Okay, and his face is a little papery. He's been through a lot this week

But then from some say from the neck down or at least from the waist down Yeah, usually it's about the neck down. He is a horse and You know the Greek mythologists don't really go into detail About whether or not they're hung like a horse, but one would assume

They're all horse From the waist down. So okay, so this is a centaur and oh, what does that have to do with Petraeus? Well, he's You know the one stuff and killing people and getting into kank fights, you know

Right. Well, yes, yes, of course He's killing people and of course the centaurs were very violent actually very violent beastial beasts Yes, they were great this But but actually the reason that we are

Considering Petraeus to be a centaur is because that is the meaning of his name in Ancient Greek mythology Petraeus was a centaur So and then there's a Greek name even though his parents are Dutch Their lesbian why the Dutch have their fingers in dykes. Okay, so no, that was a bad joke

So I'm going to go to my guests to stop myself. Okay, Vicki vixen is my first guest. Hello. Hi Vicki vixen. How are you? I am great. How are you? Good. Good. So Welcome, this is your first time on the Dr. Susan block show. You are a virgin well, I

Guess for the Dr. Susan block show I am right Yeah, right just for here When did you lose your sexual virginity 16? That's a you know pretty average age. I guess so that's cool

so So Tonight we're talking about this this amazing scandal that's before and do you know anything about it? I've seen it on news. Yeah, and you know the daily show. Oh, right, right, right the daily show

Yeah, because he of course a base. He was one of the cocksuckers John Stewart Yeah, he was one of the ones that actually sucked girls cock Paula Broadwell really and I I don't I mean I don't know if she actually has a penis Right the one that the the generalist. She's got a set of balls. I can tell you exactly exactly

Sucked them heavily on his show. He you should see that show. She is presenting this book which is what they call a hagiography of the horse general and And and it's just all like or that called a puff piece just all just kind of how Wonderful he is and how great in bed. No, well, she doesn't say how great in bed because this the affair is a secret

No one knows she's fucking him except the funny thing is that the book is called all in So how did these journalists These area died journalists miss it. Oh, well anyway, they did so Okay, so you saw that have now now. They're having a secret. They were having a secret love affair. Hey, you never know

They might still be Yeah Secret anymore because they've said that now Yeah, exactly, so they could they might as well keep it going although I don't know

I don't know what his future plans are. Maybe he would have less lucrative speaking engagements if he did that So, you know, he I don't know Okay, and so why do you relate to this in any way? Do you have a military fetish? Have you ever had a secret love affair?

Well, I cheated on my ex-husband that was in the military Must have had a military fetish with him when it was good Well, you know what it stopped being good when he got in the military Oh

Really, wow, okay, well, we're gonna talk more about that. I want to know about that stopped being good Why He said that the job was just too stressful and I'm like, baby, you know, this would be a good stress reliever and he just Well, he didn't want to have sex. No

And what was his duty? What was he supposed to be doing? You know, he did like, you know, the plumbing on base. I was like that must be really stressful. I'm sure Well, he's doing the plumbing for the horse general. Yeah, right? Maybe it is

You know, maybe he's got to suck the everybody everybody tells me that he might have just been gay or something. I don't know Well the military, you know, yeah, all right, so okay moving right along Jazlyn Lee is back on dr. Susie dot TV. Hello, Jazlyn Well, we're glad to have you back

But last time you were here was another Heavily themed show some of my shows are not so heavy but with a horse It was a midsummer night's wet dream And it was very wet and you did a very sloppy blowjob on this

When it wasn't General Petraeus, it was the horse and the Shakespeare play But now it this horse plays different parts like we all do here in our Comedia erotica truth So anyway, you're back and we're happy about that. Thank you. So what's happened since we saw you last? Well, I shot for she my porn star

You shot for she mailed porn stone. Yeah, is that like a Company that shoots videos. Wow. Okay. I'm gonna do a double Yeah Yummy, that's deliciously fresh

He must eat a lot of celery that guy, okay, even though it's little We like it. Okay Yeah, so so do you have a military fetish or? Yeah, I kind of do why I think it's the military fantasy military fantasy. I want to just get stranded and like San Diego

With the brand of in San Diego, right? Marbez. Yeah, this is a marine coat. Max. Can you feel what is this is? That's a marine coat and it is from the marine from the marine base and we also have the the Chow the metal plates that they eat on So and so we got a lot of marine stuff, right, right, right? Yeah

Yeah, can we show the marine coat or how we yeah, how we switching back to the camera. Ah, there we go Yes, this is the marine coat and of course I have some Metals here just like general portray us. He was rumored to well not rumored but known to Just want any kind of metal just to fill his chest

You know and so I have any kind of metal myself all over how did you earn your metal? Oh all different ways diva You can imagine. Okay, and then the little bow here and then I have a con film festival metal And there should be a you know some kind of German Nazi thing one of my medals just fell off I know here, you know when you got as many as I do you can lose a few

Right So yeah, so you have a fantasy about going to San Diego and sucking some marine car. Yeah camp at all 10 Why not yeah, yeah, right, right so so you can understand the You know the joy of sucking up

To Right, right and you Vicki, you know the downside of it That the military is not that that's sexy Look is not what it seems to be because these guys are are trained killers even the plumbers

Right, and so that kind of fucks with their sex drive. Maybe Oops, maybe we're just getting it somewhere else Eve is not going into Petraeus. Yeah, she's been trying to get in there Now she's in the hat. She she likes to be okay

And this hat is stuck on here because Tasia did a good job of getting the hat stuck on The horse and now the snake. Okay, we're gonna have to wait for the snake to get out of This is symbolic somehow a snake is in Petraeus's head Okay, now he's not going in the horse. He can't get into no no

He can't get into the horse. He is simply in the hat. Okay on the head Right, okay, so and I think I need Tasia to help remove him This is like an alien thing where this is the snake is going to come out of his ear, right? so

So now I have my my lovely couple our favorite couple Right, and now and you're dressed in military garb with the theme. Yes. Yes, Shay and Brock Shay Golden and Brock hard. Let's hear it for the military theme, right the military couple right here All right. Do you have military fetish fantasies?

Now you do I really like the print so I wouldn't mind him dressing up Kind of like tonight. Yeah Okay, here's my cadet. No, there's a snake in In the general's hat there is a snake in his hat. No, there's a snake. Well, we just have to figure out how to open this

You you close the hat up Okay So the scissors. Yeah Don't burn it. That's the snake. Don't

The snake isn't had it or is it in bed? Don't hurt the snake Okay, we got it. Okay. Here we go. Here we go That's okay Here we go. Evie's just hiding in Captain Petraeus's hat

Yeah, she's good, okay, I'm gonna put her away though or actually you're gonna put her away Private mmm or a power or do you mark power military or something? She's shedding You know, she always is She's a neurotic snake. So, okay, so Brock and Shay are here to represent

our Romantic couple Now we're gonna tell the story. Yeah The story is just in case and you all can help me tell the story if you know the parts, right?

Okay, just so we're all on the same page. Okay, this guy. This is Petraeus the horse, right? He was the general in charge of Iraq for a while and Afghanistan for a while and under Bush as well as Obama. He had both presidents basically

Right sucking the dick. Yeah, this is presidential cocksuckers absolutely both presidents from both parties So this is not a stupid guy he is well-versed in the art of political and Journalistic seduction and he had all everyone just saying it was so great even while of course

there's murder and mayhem going on in Iraq and Afghanistan and corruption and All kinds of problems, but you know He's a salesman Right and who's he working for?

Well himself, of course, right because he was going from you know one metal to another and racking up stars and He was a he was a real Accomplishing guy. He was very very accomplished driven driven and in fact another thing that made him like the horse was that he he would run

Not only would he run, you know just for exercise, but he made any reporters Run with him to do an interview. You had to run with him to so, you know, he was what I don't know Why I call him galloping Petraeus I

Don't know how he had time to run a war He was running it running it while he was running while he was running. I see what this guy was doing They bombed us where he was very public relations oriented and and I have a quote from him in my blog Called galloping Petraeus. I don't remember the exact thing he says

But something to the effect of the perception of things is more important than the thing It's more important than what happened is The political perception of what happened and and really that he lived by that and and he was successful by that And he got a lot of of political and journalistic blowjobs that way

Right and as one other writer pointed out The media was so busy giving him a blowjob that they didn't see that there was an actual blowjob going on Okay from this woman, right? Broadwell author of all in and again, this is the name of the book and they don't know what's going on

so okay he was by that time the the the head of the CIA, right and They got to know each other when she was at Harvard and he was the general of the Iraq

Forces and Mentored her. Yes. He mentored her, but I really think what they mean is entered I think they got that wrong. Well, anyway, she she did like being mentored and And she that she was also a fitness freak. I mean you should see the arms on this woman

I think that you know John Stewart admits that when he did that interview with her He was so mesmerized by her biceps. I mean she just had these amazing triceps biceps I don't I mean nothing like hers, but she that's from jerking him off With both arms. Yeah. Yeah, you see he is

portrays the horse, right Definitely, right. So, you know, she was running with him which not everybody would do a lot of people couldn't keep up with this guy very Very hardcore, you know, but but she interviewed him on I was gonna say on horseback

But she interviewed him while they were running and then you know, they they she went to Afghanistan She got this whole book contract and these whole soft soap interviews and everything But it's interesting because she was actually assigned in Iraq, yes, she didn't go there to do the book

She was assigned. She was a reservist. Yeah, but she was assigned for the assignment You wanted to go there, right and while she was there. She was also getting money for writing this book Oh, yeah, she had a little bit of conflict there. Good book contract. Yeah, good book. Oh, there's loads loads pun intended Conflict, you know, this is the military which you know at this point. This is not a people's military folks

No, this is not the the people who put down their plowshares and pick up their swords and go off to fight It's not a it's a mercenary. It's not a citizen's army Right mercenary army and this guy has been the head of it The not even the head of it so much as the face of it

He's been the face of it that all these Democrats and Republicans just love Just just love and you know, I must admit I was kind of trying to give him the benefit of doubt because I hear Obama saying Okay, we're trying to get out of there. I didn't like him with Bush But because you know, I'm hearing Obama say, okay, we're trying to get out of there

Let's get out of there and he's saying we're getting out there and we weren't getting out of there and That everything and we're still not out of there It's it's a lot of double-speak You know, which is the kind of talk that you do when you're having an affair, right?

Can I can I just finish the mercenary arm? Yeah, I think it's something that people don't don't realize We do not have a citizen's army anymore therefore we have an army that's made up of about two million people and That army is about two percent of the American population and

Therefore we don't give a shit because we're not in the army We're not part of the poor people that we send over there And that's why we have not been able to stop this ten-year of war Because for most Americans it doesn't affect them at all

Right, you know, it's not like Vietnam but Americans care about sex It's fun. It's interesting. I mean, you know, this is why I'm paying attention to Petraeus, right? I don't pay attention to all the other news about barely. I'm like that guy's lying I just think I just look at him and I go that guy's lying, but then I don't really pay attention to him

I don't like write a blog about it, but because he's having sex Extramarital sex Yes with this lady here. You don't see her biceps here. No. Well, you got to look her up Paula Broadwell Okay, some amazing biceps, but you do see the general here in his

in his Desert camo and I think I'll take off my hot marine jacket and be in my desert camo right because it is so sexy Yeah, she really had to go for him right with those four stars there he is and And this is supposedly before their affair. Okay

But they were getting very close. They were soulmates and Meanwhile, oh, I don't have a picture of his wife Okay, that's a good thing You know, well, it actually kind of does

Let's just say his wife Holly might be a very nice person and I don't know. She's the daughter of a super of a superintendent of West Point So you know why he married her?

Yeah, of course it was love, but he he was on a blind date with her and then of course Love with her father and and she does not look like fitness is her number one priority Holly. No, no Not at all, but anyway, you know We don't know where she's staying. Well, what we hear is that she's furious that he had this affair so

That horse is giving me static Okay, so okay, so this is the the happy couple when they were very happy supposedly before they were having the fair or at least before they got caught and And she's writing a biography about him and they're holding hands. I mean, do they always hold hands and pictures like this?

You know, does that look very military holding the hands like that they look like they're married That's very suspicious and very very happy very very happy, okay There's not much to do in Afghanistan from what I hear you can't drink You can't you know, they got a lot of good marijuana there not marijuana but hash

But I don't think you're allowed to smoke it. I mean, I don't know on this on the base I would think they'd put you in the brig where in Iraq In Afghanistan, right, right? This is where they were together is in Afghanistan You know, so I I don't know. It's a very hot

Sort of they would they would I'm sure they were drinking. Well, there might have been a little contraband. This is the officers A lot of contraband All right, so anyway, so now let's just go through what happened. What happened was a few days ago They got caught with their pants down basically the FBI

while Researching a complaint about Paula Broadwell that came from this woman. This is another woman involved here her name is Jill Kelly not the porn star, right? There is a porn star named Jill Kelly, you know, you know about her

Yeah, yeah, okay, so we don't mean to insult the porn star because this woman. Oh my goddess now I'm not into slut shaming and I'm not even sure if she's having sex with anyone, but she's scamming. That's for sure Okay, now here's a better picture of her. So you get some idea of why she gets away with this. She's She's kind of hot in a voluptuous

Kind of Republican way, right? Look at her tight pink dress and those nipples. I see. Yeah, did you see that? Nipples right there, right? Yeah, and and she is a socialite in Tampa who loves to

Cultivate the friendship of generals like like she's a general courtesan, you know, and she cultivated our Centaur Petraeus's friendship and She cultivated the friendship of another general who was here on the flowchart This would be general

John Allen Who is the supreme allied commander of NATO or he's up for that or some they've got some kind of cockamamie title But he's also the head sounds like the third right and he's commander in Afghanistan, right? Well, you know the military It's very hierarchical. It's very structured. So okay, so what was found out about him is that he sent

This one Jill Kelly not the porn star like 30,000 emails Okay, this is a general What is he doing? He's that he's the head of everything in Afghanistan and he's he's sending emails to this woman

I Don't know. Are they sex emails? We don't know yet. They don't know but I don't understand I mean this guy has nothing else to do Yeah, right, right and she's trying to make deals

She's using Petraeus's name to say that she can sell arms because that's what it's all about in the military industrial complex Is the selling of arms? That's where the money is, right? You know not just in being just some salary general You got to sell some arms got to say I can make deal or even if it's just toilets in you know

You know in in the bar you can make millions of dollars just some light bulb Right, right, right, right. This is a business. That's that's what's becoming clear here And and these people were involved in this. This is the military industrial complex sex cult

Okay, and she's in the center of it and a hottie I mean she doesn't you know She's not exactly gorgeous, but you can tell she rocks it She's she's like her in her baby her baby

Baby pajamas. Oh, right. Yeah the baby pajamas. I couldn't print out every picture ever But look her up. There's some hot pictures of her hanging out With horse and again don't confuse her with Joe Kelly. No the porn star But she does have a twin who was involved in a nasty custody battle the twin

Who's like somewhere here? Oh, yeah the twin Gets both generals to write letters for her. Oh, yeah But the judge isn't buying him that she's a good mother The generals are saying she is

These two generals writing letters and they take her kids away and they take her kids away anyway They say, oh, we know those generals. They don't know shit. They're just boink in these women, you know, right Boink boink They're embedded, right

Right We know the meaning of embedded Right We do. I mean we always did

But we just thought oh, we're just we just have dirty minds These guys are fighting the terrorists And that's what they're doing. Yeah, these are major American heroes

And I almost forgot about the shirtless man Right. Oh, and then who's that? Who's heard about the shirtless man and the shirtless agent the shirtless FBI agent anybody hear about him? I don't know if he has as good a looking torso as this picture, but uh, you know, he's very prominent in the story

Because what he did was he He's the one that jill kelly complained to when paul of broadwell was harassing her saying, you know You act all uppity. She didn't actually say get away from my man, but sort of like that. Well, that's what she meant Yeah, I guess or maybe it had something to do with trying to sell arms or I don't know. She said just you act all uppity

When You know, you better you better take a step back You know tough female talk Right, so anyway

Jill she's more of a soft body. She's not one of these You know Kind of wiry There's some missiles. Oh, yeah. Oh coming missiles. This is something like paul of broadwell

Yeah, come on here and model that here. So uh, so the shirtless guy. He's a friend of uh, of Of jills And he sends a picture of himself shirtless to her

And this creates a big uproar I mean, yeah, right. He's not even naked. He didn't send a picture of his dick No, right At least not in that picture

At least not it. Yeah, well, I would think we don't know if these are the pictures Well, I think we would know but you know, it's true. The story keeps unfolding Right keeps unfolding like anthony wiener sent a picture of his wiener. That's right Although he didn't actually show the wiener. He sent it, you know, like this

Now all these people go to the same junior high school. It wasn't actually such an embarrassing Dick it looked pretty good. Uh, he had a sock in there. Yeah, maybe Maybe a nice dildo cucumber. Yeah cucumber or something Yeah, it looked good. Uh, yeah, that's why I had to send it to that girl, right?

So these are the people that are leading us. This is they are they are and it is it is a greek Drama here by the way, just so you know, I have pictures of Of the centaur you want to see what a centaur really looks like You can look it up on on the web, but um, but you know, I have this low tech power point presentation here

That shows you a centaur. They're kind of sexy, right? I wish they were real You know, yeah, look at that. I mean they are they're scary because they would rape women and and kill guys Do they have female ones? They do they have female ones. Oh, good. Right. They do have female ones But the the male centaurs tend to like

Any kind of female and they they, you know, rape the female the female humans, right? So, uh, so this one is just I don't know killing a lion or something and then there was an event In this Thessaly called the centaur omaki where um these centaurs were invited

to a royal wedding And uh, and the wedding was held by the half brother of the centaurs who was human this king And the centaurs first they were behaving themselves, but then they Had some drinks which we're about to have ourselves

So, uh, so it's quite a theme and and the centaurs got very drunk And then the centaur Petraeus Actually attacked the bride the human bride And raped her well started to rape her and the other centaurs got the idea and they all jumped up and started raping the women

Oh, yeah, and they're pretty powerful, you know, and this is an ancient Greece, you know, it's a myth, but it's like they didn't They all they had was swords and uh, they probably didn't have their swords there at the wedding feast So, you know at first the humans were overpowered But then king Theseus defeated the centaurs including Petraeus

and Killed him dead While the others went galloping off into the the salient hills

Okay, so what we want is a Satoru omaki of The military industrial complex and the surveillance state before it's too late brothers and sisters Before it takes us over Right and maybe this is a wake-up call

To the fact that we shouldn't just be sucking the dicks of our generals Because they're getting their dicks sucked already by their biographers. Thank you very much But they don't need the media to suck their dick They need the media to be critical and they need you politicians

To be critical of what they have to say this this kind of snooping Doesn't need a judge's permission So we have lost one of the basic rights That the constitution

gave us So these people can go and snoop in your shit without any any kind of warrant of any kind Except from this very mysterious Non-public court

Where they just have to make a statement and this court gives them the right To go ahead and search your mail and search your house or whatever else That's that's really tragic actually. Well, and that's what's happening. That's what's happening. It's uh, It's the surveillance state

And I don't know if we can hold it back, but we we can try No, but on the other hand on the other hand privacy is a new concept Really, it's it's it's not in the old days. There was no fucking privacy Well, you all lived in the same bed in a little village and everybody knew who was fucking who

You know and uh, and nobody got you know, everybody kind of May believe nothing was happening, but that's what was happening You know and and 12 people slept in the same bed and the queen was fucking. No, it wasn't Wasn't all bad. So privacy is a really new concept. It's a modern age concept that we should have privacy

Well, we've had this concept around for uh, from you know, a few hundred years Like if you live here, there's no privacy No, right. Everybody knows what the fuck you're doing Well, when people like lived in tribes when when people lived in tribes and they slept in caves

And they they'd all sleep together and and they'd share lovers and and they'd you know Share the responsibility for the children and and they'd hunt together and they'd gather together Uh, yeah, they they didn't have too many secrets Pretty tough to have secrets, but as we civilized ourselves

We started keeping secrets because we started trying to pull things over on each other Right, that's the whole idea is pulling something over on someone, you know, and when you're very ambitious That's you've got a lot of stuff to pull You know you you gotta have a lot of privacy

You gotta you gotta have some privacy there because you're working all these angles on people You know, it's funny. I'm sure that uh Petraeus and Broadwell were working angles on each other. She's trying to advance her career He's trying to rejuvenate himself

You know with a young angular woman And uh and here they both well, you know, she's just so um, I call her The um, she's built somewhat like I am the military charms and well-toned arms. Yeah, right

Yeah Yeah So, uh, so yeah, so Let's let's introduce. We did introduce our guests, but we've been taking up the whole time talking

About this Okay, well, you know, I think it's maybe someone else should ride the horse who wants to be lady g'diva subject Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well first before your lady g'diva you have to model this amazing outfit because you uh, yeah You should yeah, okay

You're gonna take the headphones off and put the hat back on and actually Brock goes with your outfit By the way, I want to I just want to say something about this uniform here. Yes. It was designed by myself design this Yes, thank you very much. This is also a uniform fashion show military fashion and this uniform was made for Radio

during desert storm and So of course we were always against war

So we made this this was during actually desert storm or even desert shield. No, no, it was desert storm Right when we were already storming. We didn't we didn't love the shield thing too much No, either but you know, all right. And so now shea is wearing the the more jungle Camouflage here, which matches the set a little better, right? So turn around with this and oh brock, you've got to come up

What have you got on there? It's some military jacket He's wired. Okay. You're wired Oh You buttoned yourself into your microphone. Okay

What are you wearing panties under that Oh Look at those panties. Those are very ornate those military issue. They don't look military at all, but you know That's cool

You know underneath her military demeanor. She's a sweet girl Okay So, uh, so here we go. We have, uh, brock hard

And is this your military jacket or did you Uh, wait a second. Let me get a microphone here. Yeah Okay Thank you, Liam for the jacket. Oh, this is Liam. Liam has provided some military wear. Liam is like a military fetishist. I think I think he's got his own, uh,

Militia Okay, so is Yeah, we're getting ready for 2012 for 2012 for the takeover. Yeah, it is 2012 I know they're gonna we're all gonna die or something

Well, 2012 is almost over. Yeah, if we're all gonna die, I know we don't have much time Yeah, so, uh, this is also from Liam and tasia. Yeah, thanks to her. This is a nice hat. Is that Liam's also I chose it. You did and why did you choose this one? Um, yeah, it fit me And it matches. It's got that green color. Yeah, yeah, it stood out. All right. Okay got the outfit on

All right. So why don't you, you know, have you ever ridden a horse? Oh shots You have horses real horses. Wow Yeah, what what do you like about horses?

Um, well for one, they're amazing. They're beautiful and I could train them the way I want and Ride them. Yes What do you train them to do? And I've got a big one too. The big one. He's like a couch

Wow, and uh, and have you ever ridden naked on your horse? Um, I've gone on my bikini. Yes, that's close. Yeah, because where I were they were they stays kind of old people Okay, they want to frighten them give them hearts where everybody wants to like get away from the yeah towns right retirement town So you like the idea of the centaur though. Oh, yeah

And I'm in love with horses. Yeah, so a guy that's part horse part man. Yeah, I would really you're not intimidated by that Are you broke? No, I mean you right now. Yeah, would you like to be part horse? Sometimes not all the time every once in a while like halloween Okay, so we have our our shots here

Um, I think we're about to do them and you're gonna do the lady gadi, but get naked on the horse Right. Yes. Hmm. Here she goes Here she goes Strip tease I think we need some military music

Okay Yeah Oh, she's almost halfway there and we don't have the military music yet. Oh There we go, this is military music. It's got a good military beat, huh

See This does sound like some tea party Pink fantasy All right, well we got a nice flag on there for you

All right, this is our ritual This is a training They do this before they embed anyone Yeah, they do that a secret base in Georgia, here you go

Oh, all right. I think we can bring that music down now. It was just an idea Right if I die in a russian front bury me with a russian cunt one two three four One two three four Okay, I learned that in the army. This is something that probably

Petraeus and Broadwell did is salt licking in Afghanistan Salt licking. Yes. They did a lot of that. Yeah, see they didn't exactly have sex But they did the salt licking and that led to sex once he was in the cia Yeah

Yeah, I had the I had the a friend of mine had the salt contract for iraq You know, I bet that's a pretty big one. Yeah, I made a little money on that deal The salt was very expensive That we sent to the troops. It was the finest salt there is. All right, let's hear it for our military couple

All right, representing Petraeus and Broadwell Brock and Shea Nice rockets hard and golden So, um, so

Yes, jaslin. Hi. Hi. Did you want to do a little of the um military ritual here? I can Yes, she would love to yeah now. Um, where would you like to do your licking? Oh, wow Wow, that's kind of tempting I don't know

What do you think? What do I think? I can't think Uh, I I I've been at war and my brain has gotten to me No, you you know, I mean you could look at this lovely lady or here's a I don't know if the gentleman wants any Or we have another guest. I don't know if would you like to participate in our, uh,

Agua salt licking ritual vicki vixen With you know with those beautiful natural boobies Let's bring them up here bring up those. All right. Well, I'm not dressed military. No, no You know what neither is uh is is jill kelly

Jill kelly is the center of this military scandal. You don't see her in a uniform She kind of wears stuff like this here. Come on up here Yep, here we go. Here she comes. Okay a little military music for her march Liam comport yourself as a as a military man, please

There she goes vicki vixen Here she comes That's Left right left

Welcome Welcome Yeah, okay, so first you stand right here in the middle where everyone can see you and can we have a little uh Do you mind the military music for striptease?

Yeah, okay, here we go military music For a hot strip tease With vicki vixen Left right left right

Yeah Burry me. What is that song left? Whoa Whoa, I'll naturally look at these beautiful boobies What size are they? They're uh double d's double d's. Oh, nice

Okay, and now that they're out we have the music Is this military? This is uh Yeah

Oh, yeah, see this is what the military needs Right, that's why they all go to jill kelly and send her 30 000 emails All right, so what do you need from me? Oh, okay, so now What we're gonna do. Okay, so now we can turn it down. All right, so now uh, we have the salt. Where's the salt?

I'm just gonna like keep my leggings on. It's a very expensive salt. All right, so uh, so I think what we're gonna put you in the middle of us You stand right here, right? Okay You're keeping your leggings on at your knees. Yeah, is that a kinky thing? I don't want to take off my boots. Does that make you feel like you're in the brig?

Like in stocks. Yeah It's like bend over and drop your trousers From military wife To I am a divorcee

Hot vixen. You're a military divorcee. Yes, that's right. Is your husband still in the military plumbing doing plumbing? X husband. Um, no, he's not in the military anymore. No, oh He's now fixing other people's plumbing. Does he work for a road of router? Mm. Okay, so now uh, step back a little bit and uh, here we go. So I think we'll each

Get a shot on a nipple here and beautiful Okay, uh lick Wait, we need a shot

Okay, I should get my nipple hard. I did. I got it hard in one suck. The other one got hard too And here it goes the salt. Whoa, that's a lot of salt. That's a motherload of salt Okay, so I'm gonna take a little of the salt here and sprinkle it over here Yeah, okay. Here we go. Lots and lots of salt here

And now we have our agua shot Okay, so Yes, okay, here we go. We are going to give these beautiful big Bodacious boobies of vicki vixen a nice lick. Okay

Yummy Mm. All right, so you get yours Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, look at that. She can really lick her titties. Whoa. Mm Mm-hmm

So when did you go from military wife to uh exhibitionist hottie well I divorced him three years ago and I became a stripper and then I decided to do porn

So I've been doing porn for about a year and a half now. All right, and we're happy you are Oh, yes All right, so should we salt up your uh your friends nipples here shea There she is. It's almost like, uh, you know, this is jill kelly with the voluptuous figure

And this is paul abroad. Well, of course, they're both brunettes and these are blondes But it's my fantasy that now they're making up Right because they hated each other, you know, they they they got they're the ones that got each other in this mess You know paul broadwell selling sending these jealous nasty emails and

And uh, and then of course jill kelly reporting it to a shirtless fbi agent friend And these are bitches This is a cat fight in the middle of the military industrial complex brothers and sisters We have a cat fight and now here on the dr. Susan block show

We are imagining the reconciliation the bonobo making up of jill kelly and uh And uh paul abroad. Well Do you get that? You know what your part is? Yeah All you have to do is just kind of

It's liquor tiddies. I wasn't at all listening to you. That's okay. That's okay. We we're We just want you to make out or something or you know, yeah, that's it. Yeah, right Mmm Isn't that hot? Yeah

Yeah I just met her Well, I'm glad that you know, I mean a big part of this show is about networking right and yeah and us introducing People to each other. Oh, look at this. Yeah, you can hold the microphone right there. Okay. I mean after all that's also a theme of the patreous

Scandal is that all these people they're just trying to network. It's just that you know, it's combining sex and The military industrial complex. All right, so networking. Yeah, so now you know each other and you uh, you know You could lick a little salt off her nipples and oh and more shots and yeah my shot And you you have your choice my dream

I think that the horse needs them loving right now. They're on top of the horse. The horse needs loving Yes, the horse definitely needs them loving. I think we need one of our condomania condoms. Oh, yeah, excuse me I need to get back here and I'm just going to give the condomania condom Uh over the horse's dick here

in fact, maybe somebody Can you put the condom on the horse's dick? Yes, we're treating patreous like he really wants to be treated. Yeah This is what it's all about brothers and sisters. This is why they work so hard that they can be surrounded by naked women and uh and get their dicks sucked

By a hot she-mail Right You know we haven't heard about a she-mail connection yet on uh, okay, here we go Yeah, yeah get get a condom on see no

We're wondering did patreous wear a condom with paula brown? Broadwell We don't know All right. Well, this is a condomania condom

Be Yep, there's there's it's plan b actually plan b plan b. All right Right. Well, you know, we're we're very much against plan b. We think it's all poppy cock But we we do use a lot of latex anyway. Just how we are

I never I never thought that la voters were going to be able to like decide. No, it's not plan b That's the abortion pill. Excuse me. What we are against is measure b Right measure b, which is the la voters decided what I can do with my vagina. Yes. Mmm. And How do you feel about that?

I think it's a violation of my human rights You know what anything inserted in my vagina without my consent is rape la is raping me Because after all Some women are you know, they don't like condoms some men don't you know, they they can't use them

They're not exactly friendly with everybody. I mean, we're all for condoms You know what I use condoms in my personal life. I do right But you don't want to be told that you I I believe it is my choice As to what I'm going to put inside of my vagina

And you see that's Is is that they do get tested a lot so that the the rate of transmission of disease is extremely low condoms dry me up really bad Well, then there's that All right, but this is this is a military dick. So we had to put a condom on it. This is

Petraeus's horse dick You know, right. So jaslin is here, but you're you're way too clothed for the general Yes, yeah, okay. So military music stripper music, please Whoa booty on that one. Yeah. Oh, yeah

This is great military music. Whoa, don't trip Jaslyn Lee Private pile, what is that? Going to suck on that. Yeah

Okay, we're going to have some sucking I I I bet you're going to suck that really good What was that my thought your

The sock The sauce. Oh, yes. Yes, the sauce. Okay, excuse me. Hold someone hold this microphone here Okay, so the salt is right over there in that little vial that makes it look like cocaine Right, there we go. Okay, we are now applying the salt to

General Petraeus's Horse cock. Okay. Okay. Okay. So let's let's now push this in front of the bed here so everyone can see Okay, so we're now going to move the horse Here we go

Watch out Okay, I'm going to uh have a little agua Watch out. That's general Petraeus. Right. This is the general who's got the the view of the general right over there. Okay Yes, this is the flag for your pussy

Oh, it is a pussy implant. Yes, that's you You left a pussy a pussy print right there It's very nice. Okay. You want to get the pussy print right here? Okay Will people be able to figure out what that is? Okay. Oh nice topless and bottomless

Let's get everything off To serve the general except the shoes right The beautiful jazz jaslin lee is now going to

Give that blowjob to general david petraeus That he has always Demanded from the press from the politicians

From the military. All right. I'm going to the bar. We have a condom on it So we're in keeping with measure b Look at how far. Oh, yes, and jaslin jaslin was uh was selected for this position By the joint chiefs of staff

For her capacity Show us again jaslin. How much you can get into that? big Military industrial complex mouth of yours

Yeah, yeah, oh, this is the right song. This is this is general Petraeus We're singing to First his wife who didn't go for it and then brothers and sisters. He had to resort to his hagiographer Paula Broadwell

And she sucked his motherfucking dick Jaslin is playing the part of paula Broadwell now

Yeah, yeah, he might bust soon. He might bust it out soon. I think she sucked the salt off. Yeah Okay, uh, can we hear it for jaslin not that we want her to stop but she is going to take a break But we we need to see some more of that because this is what brothers and sisters. This is what this scandal is all about right

Oh, okay, what did you want to do if someone is to come tell me how good it felt Someone needs to tell you how good it feels right someone, uh You mean, okay, he was going to play the part. Yeah, okay. Who is going to play the part of general Petraeus Brock

This is just a part It's a big part. I know I know but you're dressed for it Okay Oh, he's gonna take a piss

Okay Wow golden showers Okay All right. Well, I will do be the stand-in and tell you what a good job you're doing. Okay, come on

Yeah, keep doing it. Okay. Here we go. I'm gonna play the general now. Okay, and I'm gonna and I want to hear sounds because I'm okay Oh paula Paula suck it. Please. Oh paula your lips are so beautiful paula. I I I love running with you paula I love it's like galloping paula

It's like galloping all over the countryside and now I've been looking at your lips paula. My wife won't do this She hasn't done this Since her dad was superintendent of west point I'm now paula

I don't care if you're a guy a girl a she-mail You know, I mean don't ask don't tell right paula. Give it to me paula. Suck me. Oh, yeah, paula Oh paula suck my dick paula. Oh, yeah, you're good paula. You are so good. Oh, yeah paula. You're promoted You're gonna be a four-star general paula. Oh, yes paula. You're gonna be the president of the united states. Fuck hillary paula

I'll pay you right after I come paula. Oh, yes Don't let anyone look at your email paula Remember you've got to keep this a secret. Oh, but suck my dick again paula. Please. I know let's make a fake email Oh, yes suck my mother fucking dick

Oh, yes paula. We had the cia We can do anything. We are centaurs. We are gods. We are on mount olympus Everyone sucks my dick paula and now everyone suck your dick too and everyone everyone will bow down to us And to the military. Yes paula. Oh, yeah

My mother fucking dick. Oh, you're beautiful paula. You are so that dildo is dripping come Beautiful. You are so hot Yeah, yeah, the girls are hot. They're impressed. They're impressed. They're impressed. Let's have some applause. I have to say you give some of the best of it. Best head, best head.

Whoa Jazzalyn, do you all for lessons? Yeah, okay. Jazzalyn, let's let's have let's have a some tips. Okay Look, it's dripping. People are always looking for tips. Okay, both men and women and she mails and

Males females she mails. How do you get us a wet? You actually using puke? Huh, how do you get us a wet? Are you like coughing up a little in your throat? You know, it's a little secret What do you do? A deep throat. You're throwing you using puke as lube

Huh puke as lube. No, that's just saliva It's amazing. Look it's still dripping. It's still dripping That's hot. Yeah, it would have been hotter if it would have been like well-come though. Horse dick.

Oh The girls in the scandal are doing very well. Yeah, this is uh, this is Paula and Jill and they've both decided to come to LA and bleach their hair Since they no longer have a career in washington. They are in california making out on the horse making out

Well, patreus is in california, too And he has decided to let his horse loins out into the open

because you know why not and Yeah, what do you have to say? I'm just still shocked about the amazing head. You just get a really good head Let's hear it for the head, right? I'm impressed. Yeah, I agree. You thought you were a good cocksucker

You know, I have been told that I that I give really good head, but I think that was probably the best right there Have the endurance Yeah, she kept going for a while, but you you actually have kept going. That was some endurance You know, she's given some good. We haven't seen what you can do

But I must admit what what she has done is pretty amazing and we may see her skills in a little while after the golden shower in the porcelain god I'm a gagger I can go down. Well a lot of guys, you know, just like that sound. They like the sound of gagging

I think this would be her turn now Okay, maybe we should give her a choice whether she wants to try to show up her cocksucking skills or ride the siebian Mmm, I don't think I can top that Yeah, we wouldn't mind okay fresh condom fresh condom

Fresh condom. Hello. Oh, yeah Aphrodisiac It's not that long I might be able to go down on that pretty good. Yep. Okay condom

Grab condom. Oh, you got one. Or are you? Oh Okay, here she goes Sliding down the pole

That would be Vicki vixen all natural double D

Hot vixen just like jill kelly If jill kelly was blonde and came to california and was sucking general portrays his dick So she could sell arms to the military. This is what she'd be doing Just like this while paula

Broadwell rides general portrays, of course, which you know, you know, and they both turn blonde. This is their future here This is where they're gonna they're gonna go into porn. I think right, you know, they've already got the sex tape I'm sure I'm sure that narcissists like that with the hubris that they have they made a tape You know, they made a tape. We just have to find it

Mmm Suck that horse cock, right Oh, yeah, she's doing really good. I mean, I I don't know. I I think she's doing pretty Pretty well. I think we have to say yeah

Um, let's hear it brothers and sisters. Excuse me Let's hear it for vicki vixen sister vicki playing the part of jill kelly sucking the cock of the military complex Pictured as a horse hung like one as well. All right brothers and sisters

This is cool. Okay. That was that was great. Well, I think I don't know. I mean, I I must say that Oh, look at these ass cheeks Nice Very very hot ass you want to turn around and show that jiggle to the

Oh, yeah Mm-hmm jiggle. That's what we call pussy popping Pop that pussy pop that pussy So vicki vixen has left her military marriage

for a fun life as Taking cock for what was that taking cock for a living taking cock for a living. Oh my gosh. Well, you do that in the military anyway So no now I can finally get laid

Right, right, right. Well, I guess he had a little ppsd from fixing all those toilets Yeah, okay. All right. She yep, you get laid. We get laid, right That's the army. We're in brothers and sisters the bonobo army where we get laid All right, so you still have your pants on around your ankles

Uh-huh, and they're very cute boots Yeah Yeah, yeah, you like that feeling does it uh feel a little confined You know what he could like bring my uh, you are what I was wondering what was underneath that

You know, yeah, we would like to see the the pussy if possible Yes, you have a landing strip. This is very appropriate for military, um landings I am the carpet matches the drapes very dirty blonde. Hmm. Okay Well that ruins our fantasy of jill kelly dying her hair and coming to california

But no this is vicki vixen and she is all natural really your hair is natural too. Wow You are totally you're like are you like a hippie? I did the only thing fake on me are my nails Wow and you don't have tattoos. Oh you do you have one just the one just the 69 back here. That's it Wow, she's relatively un-tattooed

Yeah, whoops, oh clothing is falling everywhere Okay, so this is our our former president. Did you want to give him a little lick? I don't know. Okay. You can give him a little liquid. She takes him without a condom Oh, whoa

She just swallowed the president. I mean former president, but still Amazing. Yeah, jaslin way. Yeah, there. There he go. There he is and there he goes Right down the hatch All right

Have you ever ridden a Sybian? Yes, I have you have Yes, I have. Did you like it? Um, yeah, it's uh, it's a rousing

But I don't know if I can do that with my leggings on I might I just have to get barefoot Uh, you don't have to get yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you could you could you know The Sybian since I already sucked the cock Okay, I did she'd like you I did totally deep throughout that thing

She feels like she you know did her her bit for the team Yes for the platoon This is the final moment Okay, the general generalisimo

Your paramour is going to ride the Sybian. This would be shea golden In okay, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yes. I love the Sybian. Oh Yes, I remember him very well Okay

And here she is shea golden Riding the Sybian You're too intense No, no, no, we don't want to move that because that gets in the way of looking at her pussy

So take that just throw it overboard. There we go Um That's just I'll move back here brothers and sisters to give her support And love

Yes And Now we're going to turn it on. This is shea golden Here she is

She's right up there and hold the microphone for her. Yeah, so we can hear the moans She's this is a different kind of horse brothers and sisters Now if this was on a horse Yeah, just imagine that this is on a horse

I don't know if I'd ride a horse every day because she's a horse woman Shea is Mia be sure to get that into the notes that shea is a horse woman. I might forget that on sunday She really likes would love to have sex with a centaur and brock is kind of a centaur

and now She's having sex with the Sybian Which is like riding a horse Oh

Not even close And well not reeling It's galloping Shea golden brothers and sisters

Yes Sister shea golden In the part of paula broadwell Who's getting away from all this scandal and riding a Sybian?

Let's hear it for shea Like a rolling orgasm was that one or three or how many? How many orgasms four four organisms, what do I have a four sound? Yeah. Wow. It was yeah That pussy she she comes really easy. I've seen like really quick. It's good to have a girlfriend like that. Yeah. Yeah, oh, yeah

Uh-huh. I just keep hitting that spot over and over and she loves me Bam bam bam. All right Well, we like that that was great. That was the kind of bomb when we like Yes, brothers and sisters. Okay, so we're just about out of time. So we want to hear from everybody

Where do we find you and then we're going to go have our after-party? You know Okay, so jaslin lee Hi guys, you can go ahead and find me on twitter at triple x jaslin lee Or on instagram at triple x jaslin lee to find some hot sexy pictures

What a cocksucker. Mm-hmm shea golden triple x seven On twitter. Thank you Thank you. Dr. Susan. Oh and everyone from us. We love you shea And I love you and we

Love brock and you can find me up You find me at brockhard xxx on twitter. That's it. Mm-hmm All right. Well, I am also on twitter. Oh, yes, you can find me at vicki vixen triple x Yay vicki vixen follow me. I almost have 30,000 woman. Yeah all natural woman. We forgot about cori to idol image

Cori, where's cori? No, no, no, that's you know He's just our friend. Oh Oh, cool. Okay And where do we find general portray us?

Uh cowering in his bathroom probably hiding from his wife jerking off You know, I mean, I don't know but I guess he's here. He's here in california in my bedroom right in your bedroom Yeah, that's where general portray us is. He's in jaslin jaslin lee's bedroom. Yeah He's hiding in the closet. Well, you know, he's hiding in the closet

Why don't you just turn over a new leaf and study war no more? Why don't you just come out of the closet as as a as a sexual human being and uh and just uh Follow the bonobo way of peace through pleasure and renounce all your lies that you've told the american people in the world About the war as well as your sex life, but you know, actually he doesn't lie much about his sex life

I agree. You know, he's he was lying about the war. So now it's time to live in truth And uh and follow the bonobo way of peace through pleasure. The bonobos are our make love not war Cousins who swing through the trees as well as with each other. We have to save them in the congo And we have to you know

Put down our plowsher our our arms and raise up our plowshares And maybe america should start making something besides arms Huh captain max. Yeah Yeah, yeah

Yeah, that's what i'm talking about. Okay, so you have any parting words for our uh our big portray us show Parting words just remember this folks. We live in the most advanced form of fascism

The world has ever known when even the chief spy can't have a little spy sex in private You know the scary part though. The scary part is james bond can't do pussy galore Right that this guy can't keep a secret and he's the head of the cia. All right, so we got a problem I mean all the rest is all right cocksucking fucking, you know, but this guy does not know how to use google

Okay, well, it's a it's a little worrisome that he didn't know that his gmail You know, hey folks, let's just let me just give a little lesson in computers and I know nothing about computers I mean If you have an anonymous gmail account, it doesn't necessarily mean that you're anonymous

Because if you're doing it from your computer Then anybody can find you know what was really no what was really dumb is they weren't sending emails They both had access to the same google and they would save them as drafts Yeah as drafts, so they thought they would be really cute. The problem is they were up on on the cloud along with

All the other messages that are sent back and forth. Oh, yeah, so it was very easy because the cloud is very convenient That's correct And they didn't know that there are certain apps that you can download That actually might have kept their little secret. Oh, yeah, there are these apps

But you have to do all and spies should notice you're right, you know, they should but it's there's a lot of michigas You got to do yeah, and that's the problem It's like in order to keep it private you have to You know have all these passwords and keys and it's inconvenient

And we we have two things going against our secrets brothers and sisters whether we're spies Or just liars is one our hubris thinking we can get away with things and our narcissism Just wanting to show off and then our just our

Our exposure are wanting our convenience. We want things to be convenient. So that means We don't have secrets anymore. So we'd better live lives that we're proud of Right because we are going to find you out even if you're the head of the cia We're going to find you out, right

You know, we're all porn stars now That's right General Petraeus and paul abroad. Well, you might as well do your own porn because Hey, we're all thinking about it. Well, they're probably gonna have a website

Well, you know, I think that um that paul has got a natural sequel Right and her dad has said there's a lot more To be revealed. So I think what her sequel is going to be is all in deeper

Right All right Yeah, okay. So brothers and sisters Follow the bonobo way of peace for pleasure make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

Even if that someone is a horse. No, even if that's someone is you I love you general Petraeus Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else You can talk to us. I'm dr. Susan block your mistress of the airwaves

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