Art, Sex & Death in Bonoboville, LA, Washington & Yemen

Full transcript of Art, Sex & Death in Bonoboville, LA, Washington & Yemen on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, Ramadhamma, or whatever's up there that people look at in the sky, but until we start cloning ourselves, we are

all children of sex. We're the capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A woman? Can I hear it a little stronger, brothers and sisters? A woman. A woman, yes indeed. I want to welcome you to Bonoboville in the beautiful Dr. Susan Block

Institute right near LAX Broadcasting Live all over the world. And tonight, we are delving into sex. Art. Do I have some art here? Sort of art. We've got art. We're going to show art in a moment, and his friends. And death. Art, sex and death. Yes, this looks very death-like. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. We have some exciting guests

tonight that I'm going to introduce you to in just a moment. But keeping in the theme of sex, art and death, mainly death, how about that State of the Union, huh? Well, drumpf. This is how he should be stuffed with a dildo in his mouth or, you know, something. I mean, it is. I'm so happy we got a smaller size. Yeah, it fits

his mouth better than he was before. He was over-stopped every week and he just couldn't hang. That's Gypsy Bonobo talking just in case you just tuned in. Oh, hey. And yes, we have stuffed his mouth with a more suitable dildo. And he's got his little sailor hat on because he had his big moment in his State of the Union that so many pundits

whom I formerly respected were calling presidential, you know, the moment I'm talking about, the moment that they said was the most presidential of his presidency. He was most presidential because, I mean, gosh. And I would say it was actually the low point. Exactly. And that's a very, very low point because there's been a lot of

low, low, low points in this unprecedented presidency. Hasn't there, Donny? Yeah, I keep that dildo in your mouth. Oh, but that's sad that we think this is a high point that this is presidential behavior. This, this, well, it kinda is in a way because presidents all through history of the United States of America have sent our

men and some women, more and more women to war and, you know, get props for that as presidential. You know, I've always had a problem with that because it is not the bonobo way. Hey. Hey. Diplomacy, sharing of resources, sex, empowerment of the females, all kinds of other ways you can accomplish things. So much nicer ways to

talk to each other, guys. But, yeah. The presidency of the United States usually, you know, it's a thing that they do. They send people to war and they brag about it. And these people die and they kind of honor them. And it's not that I don't think they should be honored. I do. I mean, they're serving the country as

they see it. They shouldn't be honored by someone like that. I'm not even talking about Trump yet. Or I should call him Drumpf, that's his real name. Because, you know, immigrants and everything. So, yeah, I'm not against presidents honoring the dead. I think they should honor the dead on the other

side, which they pretty much never do. They honor the dead on our side. And, in this case, our Mr. Drumpf. I hate to call him president. Air Drumpf. Sailor Drumpf. Since he thought of himself as such an electoral brave sailor boy when he was visited at dinner with his son-in-law by the

generals who said, we want to do this mission. What do you think? You're the president now. Obama didn't want to do it. Because Obama, you know, maybe they said he was scared. Or maybe Trump just said, I bet he was scared. I'm not scared. Send them in there. Do the mission. Well, there

was a reason that Obama didn't give a green light to that mission. And by the way, he would sit in the situation room when trying to figure out if, you know, a mission was appropriate. And Trump, you know, he likes to be having his well-done steak when he makes these important decisions. So he made the

important decision to attack this house in Yemen. And then they did that. And then, of course, this senior chief petty officer, Ryan Owen, was killed. He's a Navy SEAL. And he did die, you know, in the service of his country and rest in peace. Yeah, rest in peace. But you know what? A bunch of children also

died in that raid. And I didn't hear anything about them. And a bunch of women too, you know, not that women's lives are any more important than the men's. But yeah, a bunch of women and children were killed. Unless you want more lives. Yeah, nobody important was killed from what I heard. And nothing very

important was accomplished. And by the way, they also lost some kind of big helicopter that cost 70 million dollars that, you know, hey, 70 million dollars, whatever. And Trump actually realized that it was a botched mission. And when he went on TV, less than 24 hours before his big moment of

clap clap clapping at the State of the Union before the Congress, he said, not my fault. Remember that phrase, buck stops here? That was something Harry Truman came up with, the one that bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, which was also a war crime. But yeah, at least he took responsibility for it.

At least he acknowledged buck stops here on the president. But not our sailor boy. No, you should have kept your mouth full of dildo because instead he said, oh, oh, those generals, those, those generals who I thought were so smart. Well, they told me that it was okay. And it's their fault. They, what

was the words he used? They lost Owen. They lost Owen. The generals, not the president who made the decision to green light it. Okay. Well, that's kind of lousy, you know, to not take responsibility for that death on your watch one week into your unprecedented presidency. But then to take that

death and to turn it into this glorification of yourself, oh, my goddess, it was just so bleh. For me, obviously not for a lot of people. There were liberals, what's that guy's name, Dan Jones, who just said this was the moment when he became presidential. And yeah, this to me was a moment when

he exploited a war widow's grief over her husband's death. And when he milked the crowd to keep clapping because who's not going to clap? Exactly. And when he kept them clapping and kept them going and talked about Owen in the sky and then the worst line of all. What was that? That was, oh, and Ryan is

looking down right now. And he's very happy. Because I think he just broke a record, meaning the clapping. How crass can you be? I mean, we thought he was about as crass as you could be, right? I thought I thought he was. I think that's what it's about. Like, honestly, I think he's so crass that people

think that he's respected. And I want to quote Kate that in front of everybody respecting other people in especially a serious thing like death that he actually just addresses something else besides himself that people are like, oh, my God, it's presidential. That's so nice of you. Yeah, and he could

read a teleprompter. Right. Okay. But Owen's dad, he ain't taken this sitting down, actually. And I have a lot of respect for him. He is demanding an investigation. And he said, for two years prior, there were no boots on the ground in Yemen. Everything was missiles and drones because there was

not a target worth one American life. Now all of a sudden we had to make this grand display. Don't hide behind my son's death to prevent an investigation. The government owes my son an investigation. And let's just give a small amount of applause to the father of Owen. I mean, you know,

let's not go crazy. And you know, let's try to move forward with this investigation if that's at all possible in this climate. I don't know. But here in Bonoboville, our drumpf, our sailor boy who sends Navy seals to their deaths and who kills children and who brags about it

and who milks the crowd for claps. You know, he gets his mouth stuffed with a tidy dildo. A tidy dildo. Right. Kind of long. You get no big one either. Not too big in the head area. And read the Bonobo way or get spanked on your balls by it. Anyway, okay, I just had to get rid

of that. And we are kind of talking about death tonight. So we're also talking about sex and art and sexuality and erotic art and fun. And yeah, I'm here with Gypsy Bonobo. Jackie Blue is not here tonight. We want to give props to Jackie because Jackie is out at the tease

where she is up for a tea award. A couple of them actually. Two tea awards. And what's that one? Something about the internet. Something about Miss Internet, Miss Unique. She's Miss Unique. And you know what? Either way, she's representing Bonoboville and doing her thing. So we're happy.

We are. Very, very happy. We hope she wins. She certainly deserves to win. But she already won an award with us. She doesn't get Miss Unique. That word needs another most submissive she won with us. But you know, I think she's going to win one of them. I just...

I feel it in the bones. In the bones. And in the boner. Or in the boner. Whatever you want to feel. Exactly. So we're kind of having a little intimate show tonight with a couple of artists. And first I want to introduce...

Well, they speak very loudly. I think their art speaks so loudly. You only need to bring art forward. Yes, I agree. So first we have... How about coming up here and sitting on my broadcast bed, Sarah Lurie.

Mixed media artist. And a friend of Johnny Jungle. Who you know by a different name. Can you hear me?

Hello. There you go. Well, I don't know. Do we hear her? Yeah? I don't. Okay. I don't hear myself.

I don't either. No, no. Say something else. Hello. Now I can hear it. There you go.

There we go. Okay, so Sarah Lurie. Welcome to the show. Thank you.

So you're from Florida? I'm from Cleveland, Ohio originally. But I lived in Florida for almost six years. Yeah. Now here I am.

And now here you are. Can we bring some of her art forward, please? So that we know what we're talking about. Yeah.

So I just brought a few... Here comes Johnny Jungle. He says? Yeah.

Wow. It's a little large. I got to see it. I can't even... Okay, I guess I can look on the monitor.

There we go. It's a naked lady, like a Venus de Milo with no arms and no head. Yeah.

Yeah. And can you sort of go down a little bit with the camera so I... Oh, and she's tied up.

I see. She's in bondage. She's beautiful, right? Oh, yeah. She's got a nice bond. No face.

So I guess we can just put the face that we want on her. Well, I made that during... There was something about not putting a face on her.

I don't know, I was really objectifying myself sexually at that time, which was fun. And that time was when? Two years ago.

Oh, okay. That's kind of recent. So what is the name of this piece? Cognitive dissonance. Cognitive dissonance.

Well, there's some ambivalence there then. Yeah. And so the ambivalence is, should I be tied up or not?

Yeah. I mean, it was more of like, you know... I was just so... I don't know, I just...

It went against everything that I was believing at the time and it was just like, you know, I want to be this normal, boring bitch and then I realized, like, no, I just want to...

I don't know, I was... Who fucking knows? It was a bizarre time. So it was between your art

and your sexuality and some idea of what you should be. And what was the thing you should be? Well, I think it was, you know,

I was really into this dark, rough sex for a while and it was becoming a little... It was becoming painful for me, you know. I just... It went against...

You know, and I certainly had a lot of fun, but my art is a direct reflection of my life and vice-versa, so... I don't know, I just... I wanted to...

I don't know, I thought it would be more exciting to just be boring for a little bit, you know, in my life because it just felt so... What would you do if you were boring?

I don't know. I don't even know. No fucking idea. Believe me, I'm still trying.

So now you were exploring BDSM. Yes. But it was too painful for you. What brought you into BDSM?

Actually, I mean, it was... Maybe we should move this a little bit. I don't know. Let's move it over to this...

No, no, no, just right here, right? Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty large. I'll get a little closer to it.

Yeah, yeah, I like this. I don't know. I really... It just always enticed me.

I don't know, there was something very exciting about being, you know, whether it was chained to a ceiling or tied up, there was something

so liberating about that. And it made me feel very powerful and it was exciting and it really came from a space of love.

It was never... With... It takes a lot of trust to do that, you know? Certainly.

But then you decided it wasn't for you when you were making this? You were kind of thinking that? I mean, it was kind of when I was like phasing out of that

and I was just like dreaming of like how do I get involved in a way that it's more art rather than,

you know, just sex, because I feel like there was a lot... I've had... I went through so many times of...

There was so much empty sex and it wasn't fulfilling and it was like... I don't know. Was it bad?

No, it left me feeling like shit the next day. Empty meaning like I didn't... I was looking to get degraded or

just with someone I didn't give a shit about or no or trust and then it just became this... Do you think it was something

you had to get through in order to come out the other side so maybe it wasn't so empty? It was a path.

That's what I think. I don't see sex as empty. It's always full of something. Of course.

It could be full of shit. But, you know, it's either getting you somewhere or taking you down.

It doesn't seem as though it took you down. I understand what she's saying. She's saying like, you know, if you can't appreciate one way you express it in another

and if, you know, I think every girl just like make up your drawn to the...

tied up the... There's something about that. There's not one girl that says I don't like the straps

all that stuff. So, if you can't appreciate it in real life, you express it so beautifully in Canvas.

So, good for you. So, you don't do the bondage anymore? Well, I mean, I just... I feel like...

Oh, is that you? Wait, who was that? No! That's somebody! They look amazing!

Good for them. But, um, no, I just... I don't know. It all just comes in phases. I feel like giving my...

Hey, where's the microphones for it? Yes, Max. We hear you looking for the microphones, by the way. Just so you know. I mean, we don't mind.

Can you hear her now? Can you hear her now? Um... So, what kind of sex do you like now?

Right now, I'm very much into... It's all about just, like, being in love with somebody. Are you in love with somebody?

Yeah! Yes, I am. A guy or a girl? A guy. Is he here? No. Maybe. Maybe there's someone else I can be in love with.

I don't know. I love all of you. You polyamorous? Well, I like what I like. Whenever I like it.

Love and just sort of vanilla sex, would you say? But it's not even vanilla. I mean, nothing against vanilla sex.

I happen to love vanilla sex myself. I guess from like... I'm chocolate and strawberry. But you know, I do like vanilla a lot.

Like, looking at it from all... I've definitely been into some bizarre, fun, exciting things.

And I feel like now it's all about like, it's more vanilla than it's ever been, but it's like into another dimension.

Alright, now speaking of another dimension. We have here another dimension. What is the name of this piece?

Oh, shit. I forget. Okay. Well, it definitely has depth in it, right? Our theme is art, sex, and death.

And there's toeshoes and a gun. And a nice revolver. And toeshoes and a splint.

I don't know if I'd call that revolver nice because I'm bonobo, but somebody might think it's nice. You know, the Second Amendment people. Nice looking.

But what is the meaning of the gun and the and the ballet shoes and whatever?

Or do we have... And there's a phone. No, that's not a phone. That's a lamp. Oh, it is a phone. It's an old-fashioned lamp. I love phones, by the way, if anybody's

wondering. I love the phone. We love the phone. Especially old-fashioned phones. I kind of just came up with it

in I don't know. I love guns. I have such a thing with guns. You love guns?

Why do you love guns? I get this girl. I get this girl. You shoot guns.

I wouldn't say that I shoot guns often. I haven't shot a gun in a long time. Keep your mouth shut. He's all excited back there. Do you like Trump, maybe?

No. I just don't really care. Whatever. He's the president. I just don't care.

I really don't give a shit. Sorry to... I'm not very political. I'm political enough for both of us.

Great. Yeah, I don't know. I have a fascination with guns. I think they're so beautiful.

Just as pieces of our... by themselves. But that piece...

Do you keep a gun at home? No. No. Do you ever have sex with a gun?

Use it as a dildo? No, but I might go try that. I think that sounds great. A little dangerous for me.

It's like Arizona living on the edge. I hope you're masturbating to that. I'm not recommending that. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners

do not try this at home. I just can't help but free-associate. There are also dildos in the shape of guns. And there's even high heels.

There's high heels. There's everything. You can play with that. Just let me know.

Just don't use them real. If you can't figure out how to load the bullets, just leave it alone. Even if you can,

if you can, you probably shouldn't be doing it. You should be painting beautiful pictures of them. Exactly.

You know what I mean? Don't hurt people, paint pictures of them. I'd rather paint than them fuck myself with them.

There's just something with guns and it's more... It's an explosion. It's a build-up and it's dangerous.

Yeah. I think you like the dangerous a little bit. I think you may not want to live it, but you live it in your artwork

and that's beautiful. Absolutely. Rather than like... I don't know.

To me, it's... And then in the bottom left corner, it's like a woman where

she has her hair as a noose and I love just something about the faceless... Her hair

is braided into a hangman's noose. I was a little... Sex and death brothers and sisters.

And then there's a stripper that's dancing on a paintbrush. You fantasize about death yourself? Do you ever think about what happens?

Where you go, what do you think? Of course. Well, I know exactly where I'm going. I'm going to the coolest place in the world.

If anyone's ever smoked DMT, you know exactly what I'm talking about. Oh, hey. Where is that place?

It's a place full of colors like you're on the Gravitron. Yeah, and just like everything you've learned here is like fractal

into... Pieces and arts and prismum and it's... I know I'm on the right path.

I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. Are you religious? Do you have a religion that you subscribe to? No. How come you're so confident you know what happens when you're done?

Well, I'm very much into God. I found that like a God of my own understanding. What do you call that, God?

I call him God. God, hey God. Hey God, what up? Simple. But the coolest part is like my spirituality really came

from a place of you know, seeking and questioning and doubting. I'm not really one to

take anything at face value like God's religion is kind of whatever but

I mean if anyone has never tried this I'm really big into like praying before I masturbate. It is like the greatest

thing in the world. Well, some people pray while they masturbate and they go God baby, God, baby, God.

I think maybe even I say that sometimes when I'm coming. And there's a thing where you combine meditation with masturbation

called medivation. Medivation. Medivation, it's kind of like

masturbation but not quite but hey medivation is masturbation and meditation and sounds like really

focused masturbation. I thought I was already focused enough but maybe not. Alright, so I don't know, I have a

message from Amor Hilton and I don't know if she's on the is she Oh, that's Baby Block

that's her other name is Baby Block Amor Hilton Hello Amor

Are you there? I miss you like not and then like others not well, a lot of

other than that you're not really there now we thought you were going to be here Okay, I know but please give me a beating

for thinking that this was next week Oh, you thought this was next week Okay, you know it's one of those nights that's what's going on

Yeah, it is okay because you're here I feel like you're verbally here Christine had a great time being on the show with us

Yes, speaking of death one of our themes tonight is death it's art, sex and death tonight Amor and

we know that your dear friend Christine Dolce, aka Forbidden I will face time you

if you really really really really want Okay, I don't know if we can do that Can we face time here? Can we see her?

I'm going to send that message back to Abe You sound adorable I'm happy that you rested

Oh, that's good You're not crying You're welcome and we miss you I have to say is that life is short

and I think that you should just appreciate every single fucking person that makes you feel that like you're alive basically

There's someone in the background that sounds very alive Either that or someone's killing that person I don't know

So Forbidden was one of my first friends on Myspace in 2004 and she was

designated the queen of Myspace in 2006 or something and a friend of Amor's almost as pretty as Amor

but a little bit into the alcohol you could say I guess and died of liver failure She had liver problems

She did know that and she was surrounded by friends and she was surrounded by family and she

will always always always always have most of my heart I miss her

but it makes me want to right now Well you can But you know what

rest in peace my little lady and I seriously I don't know I miss her

but I wish she took better care of herself You gotta take better care of yourself Well you gotta but she kind of sacrificed herself in a way

for her fans She just pushed herself and got herself out there for her fans

and you know sometimes I guess she took some motivators that weren't good for her body

and she shouldn't have done that maybe but you know sometimes our heroes do that and she didn't take anybody else

with her and I have a lot of respect for that's not like she did a double murder suicide thing Well

well yeah she took a lot of hearts with her because she had a lot of fans and she had a few good friends

like you Amor most adorable most amorable Amor always wins

most adorable Yeah you heard Alright Amor we love you

Hi Hi Captain Max sends his love

Okay come next week It's Porum next week We're gonna have a Porum party

Yeah Alright so that was the lovely Amor Hilton and yeah

she's good friends with she was good friends with the dearly departed Christine Dolce

You know Hey I knew we were gonna be talking about death tonight Right so okay so

I have a question I want to know about that necklace she's wearing Oh okay This oh this is a vial

of blood actually Speaking of death I can knew it And it's

mine mixed with my friend Courtney's Oh wow That's romantic and dedicated What?

That's like romantic and dedicated Yeah and then the greatest part was I made actually a little like half the size of these

and I would I don't know I made like 20 of them maybe I gave them to different friends and lovers

I needed it for a painting and then I just had all this blood laying around Oh blood laying around You know

Hillary Clinton got into trouble for that now you are not political well actually it was her

John Podesta's brother who was invited to an artist's dinner

and that artist used blood in some of her work and some skulls and what not death like things or body parts

and not body parts but she used some poop or I don't know what you know she didn't kill anything

but maybe a chicken and so people got all crazy and said that Hillary Clinton was a devil worshiper

because John Podesta's brother got invited to a dinner that he didn't actually go to John Podesta had nothing to do with it

and certainly Hillary had nothing to do with it and even if they did this is a respected award winning artist Marina

Marina she's amazing she's insane in the best way I absolutely love her

so you know that's a thing but you're walking around with this vile blood

I love it it's rad I just think it's such a nice gift for me to give to people it's like this is

it's me it's a part of my life Nectar right here I own you now

now some people walk around with the ashes of their beloved in a vile I have my ashes of my ex tattooed in me so I don't know if that's weird

the ashes of your ex is put into the tattoo ink in the lighting bowl

in the porvita with that cross I think that's incredible well you know that segues keep it immortal keep it forever

diamonds aren't forever guys but tattoos aren't other guests oh we have other guys

we have another guest maybe he can get out from under can you pop up we can pop up and come over to the other

side of me here and maybe we can bring up one of his paintings let's move it

we can move something careful careful maybe we can put hers

by her and his oh he's going to sit here no no no cost less

okay but you're going to put those over here because he's going to sit here and his stuff is going to go over here

be careful there put them on the chair itself right like put one on the chair you can move the pillow

so that it okay so here we go and this is Howard

Teeman and where's your microphone Howard here you go so you know Howard

is a friend of Clemi cockatoo who Howard knows by different names but Clemi's out there

we love Clemi too and so you came with Johnny you came with Clemi and here you are

a tattoo artist as well as a poster artist and talk into your microphone oh thank you

you said you want some sex and death yeah yeah yeah there's the sex this is a sexy girl

but wait a second this has a little bit of death going on because she's got spiders what are these like scorpions all over her

and she's holding a black widow right so there's death you know crawling all over her in a way so

it's sex with some death with a really nice tits and beautiful boobs really nice tits

this is some serious death oh wow hold on is this Trump no no this is somebody else

this would be their furor the original furor let's hold this out this has some good people

we have Charlie Manson we have Hitler ooh the the knife stalker

thank you I was like trying so hard cheekbones of an angel who else oh we have

so you have aches do you have every good this is the serial killer supper the serial killer supper

this is your final supper and you sure that's your final supper the head on the table is Mark Chapman

Mark Chapman shot John Lennon right right this is so creative thanks and there's lunch I don't know who I hate the most here

you hate them all but that's the whole point and you got the the Koresh barbecue sauce Jim Jones

well wait Koresh did he actually kill anybody well yeah David Koresh you know

I gotta say and I'm not against Clinton in fact I have a dildo that looks just like you love Clinton by the way but hey I think his

attorney general kind of killed those kids Janet Reno I mean Koresh he was doing some weird stuff no doubt and he needed

to be like dealt with but not like that I can't help it but his little Kool-Aid oh yeah the Kool-Aid

is funny oh Jim Jones has the Kool-Aid this is so creative

this is before Trump but Trump will be at it the presidential orgy in the oral office I don't want to put Trump in here

he doesn't deserve it every president in office ever been the best scene here is Richard Nixon shooting up with John Lennon

in his shirt on okay and the best thing this has been censored for the government

this is quite amazing there are people that I like I like how Marilyn's always just in for the good time

she's never like doing anything inappropriate she's just being hot in herself and just there for the good time no matter what the party is

good for you Marilyn and Marilyn is my middle name it is and I wore this little

brawlett thing in honor of her and her sexy death

she was a babe we don't know really how she died I mean they say it was a suicide I don't know

she knew a lot of things so there she is is that JFK having a good old time

he's got his threesome going on Jackie's having a good time too he's so good for that and a pussy right there

forza wow I would say that Nixon should be with BB Robozo

wasn't that his lover really he's really focused and I think that's fitting he's really focused on himself you got the bushes over here with his button

that says I love bush now he should be getting fucked from behind by Chaney really he shouldn't be having the honor of getting high

with Benjamin Franklin but you know what good for you Ben interesting body here that's Bill Clinton

after he stopped jogging oh yeah he's looking a little fat so you haven't seen him lately now Monica got a blue job

and some liposuction did she really in her Catholic school I was like damn alright

I get it I have that same skirt Monica good for you and this is the big version

this is the big version look at that this is a more romanticized version of Marilyn

and JFK yes and look at him

if only he just stayed there right between her legs the whole country would be different now everything would be different

stay there and issued his executive orders from between Marilyn's legs that would have been a good move

shouldn't have gone out anyway these are great so we're going to put those over here

and and so you're also a tattoo artist yes so we were showing some tattoos here

gypsy I mean I'm not I haven't gone tattooed by him she has great tattoos

thank you I do she's like a tattoo artist dream white as a ghost white as a ghost

and I'm crazy enough to let you poke me with your burning needles so I win I like the gun

okay so I agree to her it's nothing like I don't violence I just you know I grew up

I don't know she likes to shoot guns I like to shoot them too just like I shoot people not animals you know like Donald Trump start running

I don't make the rules guys I grew up in the country I don't shoot anything that doesn't deserve it so Donald Trump is a really good mark right now

I'm practicing so hey you know so hey we don't recommend that do not you've got a lot of resistors out there

by the way Dr. Suzy Amor is coming down right now oh she is also wanted to point out this

really nice piece on the left side of the stage by Dr. Suzy it's a collage oh yeah there's my line

can I bring it some famous criminals that you might know it's got some death in it

and politics and the worst president of the United States before Trump not even my

junior okay so this is my theater of cruelty let me just Dr. Suzy made this by the way

I made this and it's a real collage it wasn't done on the computer just focus on Jesus's dick

Jesus's dick is a prisoner like I look at this by the way a postcard

this was during the whole Abu Ghraib oh wait it's a scandal there it is perfect see Jesus's dick this is a very

accurate picture and this is that Lindy Gal that was

pulling on him she's very creative as well Dr. Suzy very creative Cheney with

the sign of the devil on his head and of course Bush with the thumbs up which of course Trump does pick up the party

just ready to party but this is Rad and I am a big just honestly Day-Coupage

different things moving and this is super rad it's pretty rad I don't consider it erotic art it doesn't turn me on

well that doesn't mean it doesn't turn someone else on me no I'm sure it does especially you know the prisoner of war penis

I'm looking over here just looking at it this is a turn on you know Jesus dying on the cross is a

time-honored aphrodisiac for many religious people thank you Ikkor

the wolf is here and yeah this this was my effort it

was based on my perception that Bush was a pornographer creating POW porn and you know

putting it out there so okay I've got these two great artists who like to explore these

themes of sex and death Sarah Lurie and Howard Teeman and Ikkor is out there

maybe Ikkor is going to join us and of course Gypsy Bonobo so Sarah I was told you had some

hot sexy stories I don't know how to bring one out of you yeah I don't know so just any of them

yeah hello yeah I yeah I got stories for days I don't even I don't know okay well

we only need one for five minutes or three minutes actually we don't need days just how about one of the times you had sex that was

really kind of strange or funny or something that inspired you to

make one of these paintings that was a sexual experience that inspired you well actually

I will say one thing that I've been doing and it's so much I've done it twice is I've made paintings

with I mean covered in paint on canvas and with I can't even fucking speak right now

what's wrong with me oh my god it's been a long day covered in paint and it's a meditation

and it's sex and it's beautiful and it's fun and it's messy and I love it and it creates everyone should go out and do it

do not use like house paint the first time I did it getting that in your postage is not not the look so don't do that

oh you painted yourself no I mean like just having a bucket to paint oh you were using your body to make

the thing and having sex and having sex while you were painting yeah well we're just like there's little cups all around

that I fill with different colors and then I like to start with like a meditation and we're both like meditating and then

all of a sudden you start fucking next thing you know you're covered in paint and then there's a painting and then it's fine wow do you have one of those here

maybe you gave one of these boyfriends that you get to meditate and just like fucking paint that's what I need to know did I need that?

where did you say? get your own mic was it you and two boys it was one

the first one that I made was with my boyfriend back in the day and then the last one I did was about a few months ago and it was from

with a dude I met at Burning Man which was great so gotta love that gotta love that

well I don't know that was interesting but we don't see a painting like that it's kind of like the Jackson Pollock of sex I guess

you ever do anything like that you ever have sex while you make your art that made me dangerous for tattooing

I've masturbated while painting I worked for a website called mytattoogirls.com

and I put it this way I have tattooed every part of a woman's body and when I say every part

did you get the pictures I sent you? I have some pictures of tattoos that I did on many parts of the girls bodies

did you guys get those? I don't know if we got those we did get those there's something

there's a tattooed pussy right there she worked for Disney no I think she was a porno

let's see it again here's a boob but she's covering the best part any other fun ones

there's one tattoo I did I did a skull on a girl's butt

and the hole was the skull's mouth and we had two naked girls holding the there were spreaders they were holding the butt cheeks open while I was

tattooing and I felt like a Nazi interrogator because she was screaming so loud and it was

we know the butt hole is a sensitive spot I don't recommend that for your first tattoo maybe your second tattoo

but not your first I can imagine that being a little uncomfortable that was a guy who got his oh is this the girl

no this was a guy this is Jessica Rabbit that guy got that on his 18th birthday he was waiting

and waiting until he turned 18 this guy's belly button is her pussy this guy's belly button is her pussy

wow I put the pattern on the very first time and it looked like that and we were laughing for 20 minutes beautiful

only tattooers can make everything into a pussy you're only laughing 20 minutes and there's the rabbit he looks like he had a little incision right there

you know he's ready to eat dinner he had an appendix he's ready to eat operation are you familiar with spiderweb's work

yes I met him before Max was one of his publishers I was one of his publishers when I published his Andy Springfield

well and the tattooed fetus ah right the tattooed fetus that was in Charles Gatewood's book

yeah right but that was spiderweb very controversial she was one of the first he was great

spiderwebs are a big part of the tattoo that last picture was a girl who had cancer and she had a rebuild boob

instead of getting a nipple she wanted me to put a lotus flower on it interesting interesting very

nice to be a little creative with your recovery there's a lot of things like tattoos do eyebrows and you all sorts of cosmetic

things to help people that they don't have to have yeah a lot of cosmetics a lot of cutters

you did Lois Lane's daughter's ears or something like that Terry Hatcher yes both of them got him

Terry Hatcher and her daughter both got their ears pierced I tattooed Cersei Lannister Pete Rose

look at this space when you woke up the next morning and you're like fuck fuck what the hell did I do

yeah what did I do what was in my drink now is this girl on that drug you were talking about yes

she was on that drug a big commitment though I feel like I don't know if I'd be down to commit to something like that

you know a lot of people say how could you have done that to her face and the one thing that's not really the what I'm looking at the monitor is not really the best if you

it's way overexposed in this picture but a lot of people could have really messed her face up and it's a real nice tattoo

you could have been like a plastic surgeon and fucked the whole thing up yeah at least it's well done kept it within the lines and everything

right okay do you have any tattoos I do on my side can we see

sure alright I'll hold this alright

yeah yeah baby look at all these dirty guys dirty girls dirty guys it doesn't matter

ooh wow that's coming close on this tattoo and I just want to say the ribs are the one of the most painful areas

to get tattooed and what is this looking at a bird and another bird no we have we have

we have doves we have doves we have poppies you know you're involving

into something beautiful and flying off doves okay and very well done artwork as well wow

when did you get this done I was maybe 21 or 22 were you on that drug or

no honestly to have that good taste in tattoos you were yeah they probably want to let you

um yeah I don't know I really just wanted I'm like can I get three small birds and then the next thing I have a fucking mural on my side so

you know but I didn't care welcome to an artist world yeah yeah yeah but now I mean I would love to be covered in tattoos

but I get so sick of everything that I create like if I look at it for so long that it's like I haven't really decided anything

yet you also became quite famous at one point for something you were publishing some people's penises me

yeah no no that would be great though was I but I like the story yeah

wrong artist about these penises I don't know okay okay you ever publish some

penises yeah I did you ever tattoo a penis you've never tattooed a penis so there's a body part

they can't afford my handling feet so you've only done every part of the female body

not the male body really well we couldn't get any Viagra because you have to stay hard I guess

you don't though two minutes alright do we have a volunteer to get their penis tattooed

you don't have to get it it's hard not hard please be not hard to prove my part prove me right

it's funny because my tattooers friends they are like you know being a nurse I've seen every body part and they have a very

you know open mind about it but they are just they almost have an open mind but a very funny nature about it alright so

brothers and sisters lovers and sinners we are here in Bonoboville getting into sex and art

and death and you know all the intersections where they could be and tattoos also so

we will be right back so don't come yet and don't go away we will be right back yeah see the clap sign

yeah hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way inspired by

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to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call

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sisters we are going to have a Sybian ride for mass evasion so you've never been on a Sybian before

no I've never been on one before okay now you are ready to ascend the throne Mr. Tracy you are going to

ride God's machine put one leg right here put the other right here and just

position yourself comfortably put your clip right here okay so here she goes it's mounting

have you ever ridden a Sybian by the way oh I have many a time my favorite horse to ride have Sybian yoga

and experience it to the fullest go for the G spot go for the clip go for whatever works

someone can come from their nipples we've got Virginia we've got Virginia whoa

holy shit that does the job Sybian strikes again yes I do say that

when it feels good live on Dr.Suzi.TV from the womb room in bonobo ville

ride him cowboy take a deep breath deep breath relax

stronger stronger we never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation

ma hallelujah sonne le matine sonne le matine

ding dong oh we we we

that is a beautiful thing thank you Dr. Susan block your wonderful human being wonderful human being Dr. Susan block thank you

I think we have orgasm we have left off we have left off we have left off

we have left off we have left off I'm gonna get photographed 5, Sister Penny

testify that you masturbate how was it? What's your report? my hampaginate is so tingly right now

it just feels like pop rock i'm gonna take this man I think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement i've ever seen

can I leave now? i'm ready i'm good good

You got the simian. You don't need the husband. Oh my God. Whoa! Don't let her fall over. Whoa!

Hey darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl.

We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Okay. We are on the internet.

Hi. Well, I guess my guests are kind of apolitical. I don't know about Howard. Howard, what are your political feels?

Oh. Stop leaning away from the mic. Oh, sorry. What would you like to know?

Oh, just, I mean, do you love Trump? Do I love Trump? No, I'm not a Trump lover at all. But you're okay with him being a president? No, I find everything, all his decisions are the biggest nightmare that I can imagine.

Oh, welcome to Bonoboville. But, I'm an optimistic guy. We'll see what happens. Well, yeah, I'm kind of optimistic too.

And I believe that if we keep the dildo stuffed in his mouth, and if I keep whacking him with the Bonobo way, then possibly we'll survive the Trump apocalypse. Because we will with you, Dr. Sisi, we will survive with you.

We're fine. And I know some of you non-political people are going, oh, why does she keep doing this? It's my own therapy, okay?

I am a therapist, and I am the therapist to the stars. I'm not going to tell you which stars, because that would be not right. Patient confidentiality.

Yeah, exactly. But I will tell you that even therapists need therapy. And this is my fucking therapy for this unprecedented presidency that is making me very nauseous.

It is so unbonobo. It's not, though. You're not killing anything. You're just, you're moldy.

No, what I'm saying is it's unbonobo, the presidency, not me. Oh, okay, good. No, I'm being very bonobo by it. You're being very bonobo.

By spanking the bad boy. That's what bonobos do. The bonobo is a very kind of female-empowered great ape culture that I think we can learn a lot from.

And the ladies of Bonoboville, the Bonobo ladies are the only great apes in which the females are empowered, and they are the closest apes to humans.

Yeah, common chimps are kind of equally close, but bonobos show us that there is another way. Right, not as top off. There's another way all day.

There's not all about patriarchy and male dominance and violence and sending Navy SEALs off to their death and killing little children. It's not all about that.

It doesn't have to be that way. It can be the bonobo way. And by the way, access to health insurance is not the same as health insurance, okay?

I just want to just clarify that because he keeps talking about, I'm going to give us universal access to health insurance. Well, we already have that.

I mean, I have access to the Vatican. That doesn't make me the pope. I can go there. Yes, tiny hands, yes, we know.

We have access to health care. That's about like having nothing. You have access if it costs you a million dollars, you know. If you have two dollars, a million dollars must be nothing.

And you know, I joke about it and I believe in the power and the therapy of humor in addition to sex, but really there are sweeps going on right here in Los Angeles

and it's pretty awful. Some people say it's a little bit like the roundups just before the Nazi kind of concentration camps. In a way, let's not use the N word although he uses it,

but we can say that it's very reminiscent of catching the runaway slaves and sending them back to their masters, picking up these immigrants and separating families,

separating mothers from their children, separating patients from their doctors and sending them where? Camps, I guess, or I'm not even sure where they put them.

Detention camps. Private prisons. That's happening. Yes, and just about as bad as the military industrial complex

in this nation is the prison industrial complex. Well, I'm hitting his balls. This is ball spankings. What's called cock-and-ball torture of the president

for the good of the nation. Okay, I got that out of my system. Sort of might have to do it again. So my guests are artists who get their own kind of feelings

out of their system and onto the walls of galleries. So come up here so we can show your raw pussy here. This is Sarah Lurie and you have a very striking, and this might be my favorite.

I really like this. This is a nun, I guess, here. If you're not watching, I'm going to describe it. It's a very, very kindly-looking nun.

Could be Mother Teresa. Is it Mother Teresa? No, just a nun. With glasses and a... Get a close-up of the cape.

And a habit. It makes me realize, and I just had an epiphany, that a nun's habit is a lot like what the Muslim women wear, some of them as a chador, a burqa, a veil.

But in the veil. She's praying. Her hands are together. And she has a little bit of identification

on her kind of nun's bib. What does it say? Skank trap. Skank trap, right.

And then she has this stationary for all nurses kind of bubble of talk that says, my pussy is raw for you. She must be talking to God.

But whoever she's talking to, it's hot. It's very sexy. Are we looking at the veil, though, in the veil of what is in the veil?

I wasn't even looking at that. For the cameras. Why don't we go? And it's more than pale.

Gypsy just point, gypsy has an eye for porn. I sure do for fisting. I would catch a fist when I see it. Wow, that's so cool.

She's wearing a habit of porn. No, it's a bunch of fisting. It's just fisting everywhere. A lot of fisting.

Some serious porn. Not just porn, but fisting porn. You are a magic maker. But there's some pussy eating going on there.

Oh, there's lots. There's all kinds of stuff. There's some fisting. There's pussy eating right there.

There's just pussy power all over that. One hopes it's consensual, pussy grabbing. It looks consensual. Everybody looks happy.

Everybody looks really happy. There's quite a bit of pussy eating, and that certainly makes me happy. Yeah, so inspiration for this, Sarah Lou.

I just really wanted to start... Is there a microphone on? Those headphones were kind of f**king with my... With your cute adorable hair.

It's okay. I don't know, I wanted to do something that was slightly offensive. But the funny thing is,

everyone that saw this piece, or had seen this piece, loves it. It offended maybe three people that I've witnessed,

and they were disgusted with me. And I loved that. I was just like, they were like, f**k you. Were they Catholic?

I don't even know. They didn't really want to talk to me about it, and I understand that. Were they Ohio or the Arts District?

Well, I actually showed this at Art Basel last 2015. In Miami? In Miami.

That's a very prestigious show. Yeah, no one really gave a s**t about that. Being offended, they just thought it was kind of cute.

This is great. I mean, it does take that religion and mix it with sex,

and she looks very devout, and I think that she's praying. And she's having

a very erotic experience that is a spiritual experience, and after all, nuns are married to Jesus,

aren't they? They wear a ring sometimes. They're married to Jesus. She is talking

to her lover Jesus, and one hopes she does a little medibation when she goes

home under the habit. Those are all children of God in there. We are all children of sex. There's a lot of sex.

There's a lot of sex. Yeah, there's a lot of sex. There's a lot of love, and she has a very loving look on her face.

I don't think she's so adorable. She's so sweet. Does she have a name? No.

Is there a name for the piece? Forgive me. Forgive me. All the good Christians that it offends.

If you're so great at being, you know... Forgive me. We have to. We believe in Catholics,

as long as she confesses it out. She's good on Monday. So good for her. She also looks a little repressed, too.

I don't think she looks repressed at all. I think she's looking hopeful. She's looking like she is ready, and that she's been thinking about it,

and that her... I think you could see it either way. That she's very repressed, and that she's holding back,

and that she's rubbing her legs together in church, making her pussy raw with her desire. Or you could look at it that she's having

a good time with the local priest, you know? Or maybe one of her sisters, you know?

There's a lot of sisters about. There's a lot of sisters about. She doesn't have any teeth. Does she have teeth?

No, I guess she doesn't look like she does. The best no jobs you will ever have. Kick those dentures out, Mother Teresa. We have to bring this over here

just to hold it kind of in front of you. Look at this, brothers and sisters. This is...

I wouldn't say my mother's too proud of this, but... No. Is she Catholic? No, I was raised Jewish, so... Oh, Jewish Jewish. That's even better.

I'll also talk. Right. Well, I think it's... I'm glad you guys like it, though.

That's really important. We love it. My mom tells me to hide it when people come to my house, but... Whatever. I guess it's not for everybody.

Well, you know, if your mom's not telling you to hide it, there's something uncontroversial about it. You gotta kind of rebel against your parents.

The Buddha said, kill your parents. But I don't say that because I'm the nobo. But, you know, in a way, you've gotta overthrow the power

of your parents, and this certainly does that. I think parents know what you're gonna get attention for, and they don't want the attention themselves.

So it's like, you know, this is an attention-drawing thing, you know? And I'm not saying that parents don't want attention. It draws my attention.

I'm just saying that it's, you know... So do you sell this, and how do you reproduce it? Well, actually, I have...

This was the original piece. Uh-huh. I was actually planning on doing it

for street art, and just posting them up on the street. Making that exciting. Maybe anywhere, like...

I don't know, that doesn't have a stop sign, so that people will actually stop and cut each other off. Give them something to look at, you know?

And you never know. Make them huge. I think they'll be fun. All right. Huge! Like, don't Chuck Bush's hands

would be in his cock. Cute. I get it. I get it. But don't you dare grab Sister Skanky's pussy.

Better not. Okay? Yeah. Her pussy's not raw for you, Donny. Okay. You'll pay for it later.

All right. Beautiful. Okay, so, uh... How? Do we... Do we want...

Do we want to look at something else of yours? Oh. He needs a microphone. Yes, there we go.

Somebody has to, uh... put this up. This one. This one. Ah, this one.

This is... This one has... What are these? These are like scorpions. Yeah, this is a... scarier bugs. Even scarier bugs.

She looks a little scared herself. But she also has nice boobs. And her pussy looks wet for me. Or for the Scorpios.

Scorpions. Scorpios. Max's Scorpio. So, you like this one, Max? You're all... Yeah, yeah. And here I want to give you this poster.

Oh, really? Thank you. Wow. Oh, thank you. Neat. Oh, thank you very much.

Look at this. We get a gift. Whoa. Wow. Yeah. Beautiful. Beautiful.

Thank you. And a sign to all you bonobos for your amazing hospitality. Biter, erotica.

And the wonderful bar you guys set up. Yes, we have a wonderful bar designed by Maximilian Labkevitz. And my mic is coming in and out.

It's been for all those years. He watched a television when he was a little kid. Oh. A younger man. And there was no internet.

No Netflix, nothing. There was only me. We had public access. Right. Yeah.

That was my pubescent masturbation to your show. Aw. Word up to all the public access before internet was created

and you had to jerk off to like blurry HBO and public access. Many hours of that.

I am here and that makes me so thrilled. I can't. I can't. I guess I am the quintessence of blurry HBO and public access.

You know what? You're better. Well no, that is what I am and what I was. And I'm proud of it.

I mean, and by the way, I want to say that the blurriness is on purpose. We did that. It's, you know, it makes you look hot.

It's basic. Sexy, right? It's called Max Cam, that blurriness. It was called Max Cam and the first night

we went on the air and for the following weeks and months every director in this city every movie star

in this city called and they would go what am I watching? Yeah.

The best thing you've ever seen. Your microphone is cutting out. I would say you're watching television. Right. It was just television.

But it was the Dr. Susan block show produced by Captain Max. I'm blurry. And blurry.

Absolutely. And yeah, well I'm proud to have brought you up to be the pervert that you are. Sex education.

God bless you Dr. Suzy. Look what you've created over the years. I'm proud of that. It doesn't matter.

It's the little pieces that make the bigger picture Max. We are the generation. We are the Dr. Suzy generation. Yeah, you are.

There's a lot of you out there. So why did you fucking elect Trump? That's what I want to know. We did it.

No, you didn't. It's the baby boomers that did that. And I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

Because you millennials didn't do it. But yeah, we did it. So thank you so much Howard

Teeman. I really appreciate this. And this will join all the amazing

artwork you have. There's a tattoo on Trump there. Oh, look at the Trump tattoo.

Wow. He looks good like that. If any of you guys have the opportunity to come down to her studio, you'll be amazed

at all the amazing artwork you have all around and the wonderful Steinway piano you have. Thank you. We are getting it together.

That is my great-grandma's 1926 Steinway baby grand piano that Norie who's in the house

will be playing. Both playing that? I think we have some competition Norie.

I don't mean to be ripped. Oh wow, that was you playing kind of the Honky Tonk. Yeah, that was great.

And we have a gallery that is developing. You know, we have the gallery and we have a little shop.

And Clemmie is also in there with her artwork. And of course we have anal art in there also.

Clemmie is a tattoo artist. Some of our artists are assholes. Or tattoo assholes. And I mean that literally.

Now we're not talking about tattooed assholes. We're talking about a lovely girl who sticks a sharpie up her butt and then draws a picture.

Oh my lord. Amazing. That's a lovely lady. And she does create

kind of interesting abstract art. So shout out to Catherine Imperio and her partner in crime

Samantha Fairley of the Unlicensed Professionals. Winners of numerous Dr. Suzy awards.

Yay, great. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. Well, now I guess we're even for me bringing you up.

I hope your mother is okay with me bringing you up. Is your mother okay with this? Yeah, your mother is okay with all of it.

Okay, but your mother might not be so okay with any of this. Okay. But next week is Porum.

And where's your microphone? Porum is the holiday where you have a trophy wife save her

people with nothing but her weapons of mass seduction. That's my interpretation. Sounds fun.

Right. You didn't celebrate Porum. I thought I was younger but not... No, you didn't dress up as Queen Esther?

No. Oh, you should come here next week and be Queen Esther. She'd make a great Queen Esther. Yeah, absolutely.

She would never give it up. She didn't give it up. Oh, no, no. She gave it up. Oh, she did give it up.

She did. She gave it up because she had a mission. Now, that was a true mission. None of this

killing Marines and all that stuff. Native seals and kids. Just stroke that scepter

and get the king on his knees to do what you want him to do. And you will save your people from genocide. That is the bonobo way, brothers and sisters.

Yes. So, join us next week when we celebrate Porum, the bonobo way. That's how you all about it

and I'm excited. So, I don't mean to be pushy but I heard you had something for me. I do.

I do. Okay. Well, here she goes. So, I'm going to mediate now with her microphone.

By the way, we were the first erotic art gallery in downtown Los Angeles many years ago. We were.

I don't know who our competition is now. Of course, everybody has erotic art. Wow. Okay.

I didn't frame them. I'm such a bitch. Sorry. But that has porn all in them. This is like a...

Someone commissioned me to do a... He wanted me to just do like a bank seat. I'm like, I'm not going to do it. I'll do it my way. So, I did.

Now this one could get us into... No, not this one. This one could get us into trouble. What do you mean?

Well, because it's a kid with porn. But it's inside of her. It's inside of her. No, I know it's very interpretive.

I'm not sure that the Trump administration with the platform against porn, so you're not into politics but you don't know, they have a whole platform against porn

and they could go after this. But we will hang it anyway. They would have to bring in with this original artist that created this kind of...

Yeah, I mean, it's just... It's fun. I don't know. What is the meaning of this, really?

Because it's whatever you want it to mean. I don't know. It shows that like... I was a very overly sexual kid.

What is overly mean? Like, I... Let her say what is overly mean. I mean, I was just...

What were you doing as a kid? I mean, I was probably masturbating since I was like... That's not overly mean.

That's what kids do. Exactly. No one taught me to do that. I was never like...

That's natural. I don't like the word overly there, myself. But that's me. This is how she expressed her over feelings

to what it was. It's art. It's beautiful. I think it's great. I could get in trouble for this, myself.

I'm on TV and everything and kids see me. I don't know. I don't necessarily want kids to watch.

Kids, turn away. Go away. Go watch Disneyland or something else. Please, please. Don't look at this, just because this is a little kid here.

Wow. You've been saying that for years. Okay. And those kids just love to watch.

No, no. We don't know about that. Interpretive so you can look at it as you want and that's the whole fun of it.

All right. So this is an adult woman, I think. That's the video. You're both beautiful. Thank you. Okay. Thank you so much.

I do think they're both beautiful, too. I'm just afraid of this one. You know, it's like the gun. Except at my head.

So Sarah Lurie brothers and sisters. Woo-hoo. Yeah.

I think we're just about out of time. We are out of time. We are out of time. And time goes so fast.

So, what? Okay. And where did my other guests go? Did he just kind of...

He had to get a drink. He didn't have to get a drink. He had to get a drink. He had a pee break.

You know, sometimes it doesn't come when you want it to. The ideas come as they go. So, we're having an artistic show. All right. So, he doesn't get to say goodbye, I guess.

Well, you know what? I'll say goodbye for him. No, you don't say goodbye for him. Maybe somebody could go get him. Just tell him we're winding up

and he should come in here. Yeah. Okay. Okay.

So, anyway, are you doing a show in LA, Sarah? Yes. I'm doing a show April 8th at Art On Scene.

It's on Sunset Boulevard. And the show is called Blow Me. So, please... Blow Me! What a great name.

You don't even have to ask. What made you call it Blow Me? It's not exactly about Felatio. There you go.

There's a piece that I had as big as me. We use that in the batter. That's a very cool piece. It's a dandelion.

Oh, you're supposed to blow a dandelion and make a wish. Blow Me? There's a million other...

Yeah, okay. Well, did he disappear? Our guest? Oh, look who's here.

Oh, my God. Come on up here, Amor. I guess we're going to go into a little overtime. Wow.

Amor brought a hula hoop and everything. Oh, yeah. Come on up here, yeah. Look at this beautiful piece of art we just got.

We need a microphone for Amor. We got a beautiful piece of artwork. Hi. God has been a goddamn minute.

Yes. Let's have a little applause for Amor Hill Brothers and Sisters. Would you like to meet my new girlfriend?

Yeah, absolutely. Hey, girlfriend. She's pretty fucking cute. Oh, hey, girlfriend.

She's holding my champagne. That's what girlfriends are for, right? She holds your champagne. Watch the art.

You get a microphone. I'm glad I got to get here. Susan? The art over there.

Is that Banksy? Is that Banksy? This is... Dr. Suzy.

No, I'm on the painting, Mom. This is by Sarah Lurie. This is Sarah. Beautiful Sarah.

Hi. And your name is? Shannon. Hey, welcome to the Dr. Susan Block Show.

I'm much so in love with her. Hey, we're glad you could make it before the end of the show. Mom, it was over, Navin. I haven't seen you in so long.

So, yeah. Tonight's show is about art, sex, and death. And we did say goodbye

to your friend, Christine. I appreciate that a lot. And we're not going to say goodbye to you anytime soon.

We all hope, right? Well, you never know with anyone, right? Right. You never know with anyone, but,

you know, you're staying healthy. Well, yeah. I have a bottle of champagne like I do in my life, right?

Yeah, yeah. Better than a gun. Can we examine your body a little bit to make sure you're healthy? Can you take off your sweater?

Yeah, okay. It's hot here. Oh, yeah. You're all duded up here.

Let's see what you're wearing here. Girlfriend. Yeah, my girlfriend. Oh, yay.

So, Amor Hilton is duded up in pink shorts and

a colorful bra and sort of a waist cincher.

And... Put the mic on. I have the mic on. Whoa.

Now, she knows how to make her voice count. Yeah. So, what are you up to lately? I don't have the sexy voice.

Like, mom, but, yeah. Oh, you have a sexy voice now. No, yours is like meh. Mine is like meh.

Well, I'm your mama. I'm your mama. We saw your brother or your uncle, Ron Jeremy.

Yeah, you said he's been here recently. Did you see... No, he came to dinner on Valentine's Day. He came to have dinner with us.

I... No, no, I haven't met him. Captain. Captain.

No, no, no. Oh, Captain. I... You can go nuzzling later.

Yeah. He won't turn you away if you just go right up to him. Oh, no, that's illegal now. But, you know, that's illegal now.

No, not here. But here's our Trump. This is how we're treating him. We're forcing him.

Well, you know, he's under gag order. He's doing it the right way. I'll tell you what. Like, if you think that he didn't look like this before...

This is for killing the Navy SEAL. He gets to wear a sailor hat. No. This is tiny little penis.

And because we're talking about piercing tonight, he has a pierced ear with a safety pin. All right. He's amazing.

You get to spank him in. Here, spank his balls. Do it, do it, do it. Shannon, I know my girl will do this.

Oh, there you go, Shannon. Go for it. They're dirty. He's got dirty balls. Yeah. And a tiny dick.

Here, here. Damn, that was dark. That was hella dark. This is the most art that he will ever be.

Bullshit. Well, he is a piece of performance art, you could say. What do you need?

I don't want to look as much trash as I do, as I feel right now. You're in mourning.

I'm in mourning, yes. But... You're not just in mourning. What's going on?

Well, apparently, I'm not allowed to feel feelings at my household anymore, so I'm just trying to

keep it together. You're not allowed to feel feelings. I'm being strong like Mama Susie. Okay, here's your cup.

Thank you, baby. She's cute. This is gypsy. I know, she's cute.

Yes, she is. And we're talking about tattoos, too, tonight. Oh, yeah. You got some cute tattoos, right?

Yeah, done me. Okay, this is the pouring of the champagne, the very important part of the party girl. You know what?

You're a rod chicken, there's no outdoing you. Yeah. That was so sweet. And I believe that is pink champagne.

Is that correct? Peach. Peach. Even more girly.

Even more crazy girly. Peach champagne. I'm more. I like my pink sheet.

What have you been doing? I've been doing the same old thing that I've been doing forever. Putting Trump under gag order.

That's what we're busy with right now. Right, you're kind of with this program. You're part of the resistance.

She's totally... This would not be my girlfriend otherwise. So pretty much. Can you turn her mic up, somebody?

What's wrong with her mic? There's other mics right there. This is a good blonde circle right now. There's other mics on the floor.

Everyone up here is blonde. Blond against Trump. Blond against Trump. That's what we are.

She's a political. Hey, well, you know, I like to think... That's our... There we go.

Blond against Trump. Look at... Captain comes and saves the day. As per usual.

Well, if we have another mic, we should have a mic for the other blonde. You know what? I don't deserve it.

I don't deserve it. I just feel like... You don't deserve it. You know what?

It is nice to give up your mic. I'm just kidding, though. I think that you are sexy as sins, but it's up to my girlfriend, really.

Uh-oh. I don't know what the question was, but, you know... Why? Are you two in a sexual relationship?

Yeah? You do a lot of pussy eating? I mean, yeah. Yeah, definitely.

100%. I love pussy eating. Yeah. Of course.

Wow. I'm sorry. So, you guys should do a little Bonoboville communion, I think, right?

Yeah. Yeah, a little Bonoboville communion. Who wants to give it to who? Would you give it to her? You be the altar girl?

Oh, she's not true. That's not true. Not a virgin in general. But you are a virgin to the

Dr. Susan block show. To the Dr. Susan block show. Okay, so can I have the song? Yes, I will get all this for you.

Hold on. What are we doing? It's not a bad view for Bonoboville. That's not a bad view.

Yep, give yourself a bookspanking. That's right, you're being late. Late girl. But your boobs should be the altar,

more boobs as the altar. Your boobs. No, we're doing it out there too. We all agree that we're doing it out there.

You're a beautiful brass. I will hold your... Peach champagne. No, she's saying it was peach.

But you know what? You are far from a bitch. You are just... You are delicious.

All those girls are in some way or another. Right? Isn't the Dodo so much more fitting? It's only a face of mother could look.

Okay, so... Her boobs look great as always. Can we have a hand for our boys' boobs? Wow!

Here, hold this please. Let me just take off the whole broad so that you can really show off these lovely things.

How do we get... Oh, I'm doing it wrong. How do we do it? Here, let's...

Okay, so exactly. Okay, so I've got the salt. Here, I have the... The salt.

Do you want the Agua or do you want your champagne? Oh! Uh, Champ. Okay, she's gonna have her champagne.

So that's okay. No, you are perfect. You are good. You're beautiful.

I'm excited. You know why I did my homework and I was excited. I'm in awe

and I'm excited to see you. And... Yeah! She might even take communion off at you too.

Hey, hey, hey, don't get into... Don't tell me you're the guitar. So first, you take a lick of the boobs.

You prepare the altar. Here, let me get in here. Yeah, yeah, okay. So just take a lick of boob here.

Right? Yeah, take off your... Get comfortable. Okay, he's laying on the ground. Maybe we should

lay him down somehow. Lay him down. Oh, here. Okay, okay.

Where's the microphone? Where's the microphone? Okay. Oh, I've got too many things in my hands.

So now take a lick. A lick. And she's preparing the altar. Oh, two.

Yes, yes, absolutely. Whoa! And now we have the salt on...

Yay, okay. And here we go. And the salt, I am the high priestess of the Noboville Communion.

And where is the alcohol now? Oh, did you want the agua or the champagne? Champagne. Where is that champagne?

Oh, whoops. Okay, so... Here, we're going to just do... So we're being creative with our

Bonoboville Communion today. Very creative, okay. Okay, so now you lick off of the boobs.

You look beautiful. This is, you know, our sense of communion. The Catholics do it their way.

The Presbyterians do it their way. We do it the Bonoboville style. And... Very good job.

Okay, so now lean back against her... Right between her legs, just like Marilyn and Kennedy.

Where is that picture? Yeah, okay. No, no, sit up here. Sit up here. Oh, but they're cute and they're happy.

They're doing what they love. You look beautiful. Okay, you look drunk and beautiful. Okay, so now lean back

just lean back against her. Your head against her crotch. Your head, no... Turn around.

Yeah, yeah. Right like that, okay. Hold this. And, uh, yeah. So, do you want to show your boobs?

Because they're probably beautiful. Yeah, no, she could. Yeah. So back off, bitches.

Boobs on top of boobs. Oh, yeah, baby. Okay, so lean back. Yes. Oh, Amor. Wow.

This is why her name is Amor. And yes, lean back, lean back, okay. Are you ready? Are you ready? Lean back.

And down the hatch. Yeah. There we go. And let's hear it. Make sure the job is done.

Amor. Ow! Ow! What's your girlfriend's name again? Jack Shannon.

Shannon. I don't have a pen. Okay, Shannon. Oh, beautiful little piercings there.

Very nice. Pike. All right. You both are blonde just for good old time.

Now that I've exploited you as party girls, I just want to say don't party too much. We don't want you to become another forbidden. But you are gorgeous

and we appreciate all your girl-girl fun. Fun? Well, no. It just means I care about you.

No, that means that's mean. Well, I'm sorry if I'm a little mean. Yes, if you got lip problems then. Right.

Take care of that shit. But you look like you're doing great. You look beautiful. I am. I have a boo-boo here, so I put my censure on.

Oh, okay. Now we know you have a boo-boo anyway. Might as well show us. This is a boo-boo.

It looks like lip kisses. Aw. But I think we need to give you a spanking for being late. No, give, give, give.

Fine, I can't subject my girlfriend to that. Okay, fine. Yeah, do you want a spanking for being late? Shannon, yeah?

Really? Really though? Okay, so. And come early next time.

Yes. This is a books spanking. Shit. Be well-read or get well-read.

That's right. Okay, and let's hear it for Shannon and Amor Hilton. Whoo!

You know? And thank you for getting my top up like you always do, Mom. I appreciate that. Because your boobs look great.

You should show them off. I look so Jewish right now. Yeah, it's almost foreign. That's why.

It's beautiful. You look Jewish? She said she looks so Jewish. Yeah.

What's Jewish about how you look? Oh, that's a Jewish look. Right, I must look like that. If I look like that, I look pretty good.

I think you both have beautiful thick hair so I'm jealous. I know that you are just a new girl and I understand what you're saying.

But you're right, too. You are the new is what Amor says. I never was. Amor has been through a lot with us, haven't you?

But you haven't been here in like a year. Yeah, but here you are. No, no. You're my girl.

She's my girl, but I don't call her baby blog. Hey, I like to think you know, I have a lot of best friends and you can have more than one best friends

and more than nobody's replacing you. I am just here to fill a void because you've gone. We're in a microphone.

Talking about those issues right now. You're right. Leave your daddy issues at home. See nobody wants to hear him.

See, I'm a hippie. I'm glad whatever you want to be here, I'm happy you're here. You still make adorable funny faces.

Sure do. Yes, you do. Well, I do that too. Yeah, that's true.

That's one thing you get from your mom. Okay, so I'd like to get my guests up here because we're going to say goodbye. You do?

We sure do. What do you think I've been doing until you got here? I've been talking about... Well, you're my guest too.

Well, okay. All right. Beautiful lady. Where did Howard go?

Howard. Howard is not here yet to leave. Oh, okay. Wow.

Can I do a sitting for Howard? Okay. Yeah. So, well, thank you, Howard.

The art work, Howard, is beautiful. Sarah Lurie. Tell us where we can find Howard. SarahLurie.com.

And you can follow me on Instagram, STLurieArt. I'll be there. That's me.

That's you. That's me. You're amazing. And we have Amor, who you can follow on Facebook, at Amorai Nicolai.

Amorai. Amorai. My psychotic... Where's your microphone?

Okay. And how about Shannon? Do you have any social media? She does the best one, actually.

Oh, okay. Mine is Shannon St. James. It's like that on all my social media. My Facebook got hacked by...

My old Facebook with my real name got hacked. And it was commenting on all my friends' pictures like bigblackdick.com and pornbunny.com

and fatclinic.com So needless to say, I had to erase it and create a new one. Oh, and speaking of death,

look at this Marie Antoinette tattoo. That's pretty hot. Yeah. All right.

All right. So, Captain Max, any final words from the captain? Yeah. You know...

There's some fascists running around in this country, you know, and they want to take away a lot of the work that we worked for

and generations worked for. And these guys are Republicans and they're not Democrats and they're not independents.

They're nationalists. And there's a few people who have been nationalists throughout history. One is Hitler.

The other one is Mussolini. Don't forget Attila the Hun. Attila the Hun, that goes way back. Yeah, well...

These are dangerous people. They basically looked exactly the same as this doll as he did before. So, I don't know.

So, part of what we do here... It's very creepy as fuck though. Part of what we do here, if we make any money,

is we give it to the bonobos. We give it to the ACLU. We give it to Greenpeace. Because when you wake up in the morning

and you look in the mirror... And look in my p-deity. And that's life. Hey, thanks for having us, huh?

Hey, hey! Thank you. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we have got to wind it up now.

But we're going to have a little after-party, so hang out. I'm so excited to be here. And we want you to be good.

We want you to stick with the resistance. Don't shoot those guns. Please, not at people anyway. Thank you.

And... Yeah, make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make art.

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