Sex and Cuddling to Cool Down “Fire and Fury” in The Trumpocalypse

Full transcript of Sex and Cuddling to Cool Down “Fire and Fury” in The Trumpocalypse on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Of the bonobo way Yes, indeed brothers and sisters and We need to pray and play Today because whoa, whoa, whoa, what a week. Oh my goddess. Whoo. It's been

Well fire and fury Right. Yes fire and fury. Oh my goddess all over the place first of course trumps threat of fire and fury and and

North Korea's response with more fire and fury and Yes, yes, we have the two big babies with the crazy hair After each other their hair is on fire. I think and They have so many interesting similarities, you know, both seem to have big missile fetishes

Right. Yes. We love those missiles when We have to overcompensate for something we might not have and Oh, yes If you're watching you can see that

Yes, instead of dicks Trump and Kim Jong-un have missiles, right You have a tiny little one. Don't you where is it? I can't even find it. Oh, there it is It's very very very tiny Yes, very very tiny and and we're gonna stick this penis pacifier

into your mouth because you need to be under gag order because you are just Just a danger you're a danger. I mean to Guam to Charlottesville. I mean everywhere Venezuela. I Couldn't keep up this week. I don't know about y'all I mean this week was the week that almost wasn't I

You know, yes, keep that mouth shut with this penis pacifier. I know you want a bigger one in your mouth Right, but Steve Bannon is busy sucking his own cock That's what the mooch says and I believe it You know

Yeah, I we got to make jokes. We got it. We got to have fun with this, but there's some serious things happening You know, I mean the fire and fury the talk of it is is out there and then there's the reality of it on The streets of Charlottesville, Virginia Charlottesville, right? a little bit different than Charleston, but it's in the same area and

Oh my god. Look at these guys if you're watching us Yikes with tiki torches is Home Depot financing the alt, right? I don't know. Maybe it's wall wall. Yeah arming them. Those are weapons, right? And you can get one here It's kind of silly because of course they are tiki torches

I mean, there's supposed to be things you you know, you you have for garden party guys, right? And look at these guys. They're all guys. It's just like this this big bunch of guys It looks a little bit like they're getting ready for a big gay orgy No offense to the LGBTQ community. Let's go back to that because I mean, yeah

Okay, and there's the sig hyal, which is why we gave our Trumper, you know, we haven't given him this since we've had him But I feel that he needs his little Hitler mustache this This time he does he deserves it and do they know that tiki torches are like for

Representation of a whole different like race and community and why I'm sure they don't they do not value knowledge Being a good time to like airing in brotherhood really fast, and I think that people are just very confused Yeah, we're very cheap one of the two. Hey Trump. Do you know where tiki is? Okay, he doesn't know it where is it on the map? Is it a country? No, it's actually it's it's a these are Polynesian things, right?

Well, that's somewhere where Guam is so who cares? Ah, it's so Frightening and horrific it is you know, there's there's people not just using tiki torches, but cars as Weapons and somebody was killed

It's our own Isis. This is our internal Isis nice. Yeah, they learned that from Isis, right? Nice white men. I don't know if the Nazis ran over people in cars, but did lots of things Oh, yeah, they did they ran over people with tanks and of course they gasped people even though Spicer didn't remember that but In the Holocaust centers

I can't believe we're talking about this, but we are we are with the big dick and His small penis syndrome And you know, it's okay to have a small penis, you know that there's nothing terrible about having a small penis just Don't take it out on the rest of us with your big missile fetish

Right so the fire in the fury is happening all all over the place and

Yeah From Kim Jong-un we saw that picture with the missiles. Okay. How about showing their wives? They have similar beautiful wives. I must say Yep, both of them have beautiful wives who are very mysterious and disappear a lot wonder why

Yes and Both have these amazing ridiculous hairstyles. Okay, we've seen their hair on fire. No, those are the wives and

and then of course they have these military fetishes and Yeah hair on fire so Yeah Here we are and we need to of course

laugh about it and Last oh now we have the hair we have a little bit of a delay in our Our pictures, but here we have we can see the the two guys Kim Jong-un and Trump who makes Kim Jong-un looks sane

Kim Jong-un must love him now. He looks actually kind of sane but Yeah and

Whack, you know I do support their lawyer these neo-nazis because that's the ACLU and they do have a right to speak but not to run people over with cars

not to You know use tiki torches as a right to speak Yes, I don't have a right to intimidate

Right, they don't have that right Intimidate which is really about threatening violence and then of course They are also and like their master Puppet rating violence and their master and the Seig Heil. I mean the Germans don't do that anymore

They have some shame about their Nazi past What about us and our Confederate past is it coming back? I don't know anyway comedy is important and I think last week we looked at Scott Seidman's

Fabulous painting the late nights defend democracy and thanks to Clemi cockatoo It has been altered so that I am in it can we come a little closer to the picture itself? And we focus in on that with all the great We're not advanced enough for that, okay

Let's just show it again Anyway, Scott Seidman is one of our erotic artists in the Bonoboville Gallery and We're gonna get this whole Slide show thing down soon, but we're a little rough so bear with us

Okay, there it is there it is and these are the nights because after all I mean people like Colbert and Bill Maher these guys are Helping us to stay sane in the insanity of the Trump apocalypse. This is a form of

Trumpocalypse therapy and That's very important right now Trumpocalypse therapy we need the therapy and in fact there's an article in Cosmo this month is actually in the September issue where I am interviewed about the subject of

PTSD No, not Post-traumatic stress disorder, although that is a peak form of PTSD. This is post Trump Sex disorder

Okay, does anybody experience that? I mean, you know, we try not to have that around here in Bonoboville We try to you know, just take our aphrodisiacs where we can But a lot of people are finding the Trump apocalypse to be a turnoff to say the least So it's it's a problem even if you do agree with your sweetheart

but if you don't it's a real problem and And so, you know It's it's affecting a lot of people's sex lives We hear about it quite a bit at the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Some people are afraid for their lives

some people are just Appalled at the racism the misogyny. It's a it's a turnoff and You know when your honey or whoever you're having sex with You know disagrees with you about that. It's it's really a super turnoff

And even if they agree with you sometimes you have to keep talking about it and looking at the news It's I can't believe that I can't believe that before you can settle down and have some good sex so I do Advise you if you want to keep your sex life going to turn off

The fake news and the alternative facts before you go to bed Give yourself a bubble bath or an erotic massage or cuddle and

You know Have a glass of wine be together Play with some toys Do something together?

Turn off the social media and tune into each other That's my main advice. Although I also Would like to say that You know, it's important to protest

It is and it's important for our society and Also for our sex life. I mean because our sexuality is connected to the rest of us We need to feel good about ourselves We need to feel that we're doing something one of the things that makes us feel very unsexy is feeling helpless

I mean, hey, it's good to feel helpless when it's consensual and somebody you love or like is tying you up That's fun But when it's not consensual and you feel helpless it Very nauseating so it's good to kind of do what you can

to oppose the hate and the bigotry and the craziness and That is both in the streets, which is getting kind of dangerous and I I feel bad about that But we got to do it

and Also on social media Yeah, yeah, we've got to make our voices heard because certainly the hate voices are being heard and

You know what sometimes a protest march is an aphrodisiac. I Fall in lust or love, you know because you both agree politically and you're out there with your signs and your pussy hats And you know you're having a good time and you're in the fresh air and you're doing something meaningful and You're connecting and it can be an aphrodisiac and help you

combat post-trump sex disorder and Yeah, we've been talking about stuff like this on the Dr.

Susan block show basically since You know the election But I'm really so proud of my girls at Cosmo

You know for putting it out there that that is so awesome Can we have a bit of a hand for Cosmo? Cosmopolitan which some people think is you know just about clothes and lipstick and yeah It is but you know and Miley's on the cover of this issue

I got to say that's very special to have Miley on the cover of my issue on post-trump sex disorder and She's got her tongue sticking out, you know and of course that's always sexy Can't You know can't can't have something better than tongue that you can show on Cosmopolitan really

and it's a sex organ the tongue really and and shout out to Julie Vodna who Who wrote the article and interviewed me so?

Yes, you're the subject of a lot of people's nightmares To the point that they're not having sex and I don't think you are either because Melania doesn't look like she's giving you any People are rumoring that he's having an affair, but he just seems to be Golfing and eating bad stakes. I don't know

Steve Bannon on the other hand is sucking his own cock while he's watching those gay orgies You know the all right ones of course right so comedies important and

Yeah, yeah, this is the hard part, but we have to love one another the bonobo way Yeah, we do and that means force-feeding you the book right and Yes, it's like we have to find a way to love these horrible people I mean just like you love horrible relatives sometimes, you know, you're crazy uncle you have to keep away from the dangerous

utensils and Basically keep away from people and certainly keep away from guns You know we have to love these people in this way. We got a we got a I Hate to say take our country back because hey, that's their phrase and it's all of our country and our country is moving

Forward and this is a backlash and what we can't do is let the backlash knock us flat on our back And then run us over with a car so stand up

laugh have sex and Spread the love the bonobo way. That's what bonobos do Okay, so that's what we're doing here in bonoboville and I've got a very interesting crowd of guests tonight that I'm very excited about

so Sitting right over here to my left is the and a talk

sex co-hosts Cristiana Cristina yes Hepburn yes, and Stephanie Allen you want to come up here? Thank you one on one side and the other on the other side. Yeah Yeah, that's cool. Thank you. That's cool. Cristina Hepburn and Stephanie Allen and

You are a professional cuddlest. Yes and That's an amazing thing. I professionally cuddled someone this morning. You did. Yeah, wow Yeah, so you got the call and you went to their house or how does that work?

They came to my home I prefer to actually do sessions at my place but once I know someone I'm familiar like I have a Cuddled client who's from out of town. He works here a lot So I will go to his hotel

Sometimes I have female clients too. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, really actually we'll go ahead. What's the percentage? Can I sure it's mostly men and but I actually think that's because Women don't feel entitled to seek this kind of service and I think they have this feeling like Oh, I'm supposed to get that from a relationship

But the point is that it's a deeper therapy the way that you would get a massage That's dedicated to yourself. So I would love for more women to do that because I think it's very healing and like allows you to connect more to your body Instead of being like, you know, no my dude puts his dick inside me. You know what I mean?

Like yeah, like there's more right and you learned like a deeper sensuality Absolutely, I mean I think that cuddling an outer course. Yes, you know in the bonobo way I I have the the 12 steps of releasing your inner bonobo and This is the actually the anti 12 step program

But it does have a step which is to practice outer course because that's what bonobos do Much more than intercourse. They have a lot of sex But a lot of it is on the outside is is this kind of cuddling and Stroking and and licking and sucking and touching and rubbing and and they do this like all the time and it

Relieves stress so good for you and it means that they don't have any killing They have some violence, but they you know kind of calm each other down often with cuddling And then that means that they've never been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity Which is one reason I say hey practice the bonobo way

So cuddling is kind of a bonobo thing, but it's become a really big human thing lately I have my friend read mahalco started this thing called cuddle parties right and and I think this kind of Blossomed out of that right it did. Yeah. Yeah cuddle party was the first of its kind

I mean there's now the cuddlist comm and there's also cuddle sanctuary here in LA and then organizations in Oregon and Then yeah, they're basically starting to flourish around the US and I just told my mother, you know, she was going through a rough patch and I said you need to look up cuddlist comm

Find someone local in right you won't cuddle your mother. Well, I would but she's in New Orleans Oh, yeah in another city and I said, you know look it helps with stress Just just do it right take care of yourself do a weekly cuddle do a bi-weekly one right now If she were here, would you cuddle your mother? I would yeah, so you don't feel that it you know

There's boundaries like that. I wouldn't do certain people. No, I mean I will say there is a little bit of like Oh, I'm with family. I want to just hang out, you know So I feel like they do have to really like request it and say like Christina We need to set time aside for a cuddle, but I was traveling with my family right on holiday. Yeah, and my sister

I actually was when I we were sharing a hotel room and I rolled into the room and was like, oh my god Like I need a touch like I needed the cuddle like it'd been too much time because I'm so used to getting a lot of Exposure during the work and I made her spoon with me for a half hour. We set the alarm And spoon, but I know she loved it. It was like with clothes on yeah now

Does the cuddling always take place with clothes on or yes the work I do is I mean so so the cuddle work is Non-sexual physical touch. I might argue about what that means Because I think I think we're all children of sex. I agree with that. It's like what does that really mean? I mean just like you said the bonobos are petting. I mean to pet is

arousal and arousal is But in the eyes of the law, which is what is important here as well. There's no genital contact I guess or there's contact but not penetration, right? Yeah, I think of it more as like a healing relaxation practice. Well, you know sex can be a healing relaxation practice

I do a lot of you know what's interesting for me the cuddle work. I do like a lot of humming Actually, like we will like I'll lay on their back and when I hum my chest cavity vibrates with theirs And there's and so we do this whole like vibrational meditation together That's one of my favorite things to do actually and I wouldn't say a lot of cutlass necessarily do that

That's I do that. Uh-huh. So, you know another thing about The cuddling is besides being you know legal as opposed to being an escort Um Which I think can be great therapy, you know, but it is illegal. So what can we say?

But uh, but cuddling is also very safe You know, I was going to say safe sex, but you don't call it sex But you know, it's a safe form of intimate physical contact. Yes. Yes. It's a form of intimacy But what do you mean by safe? You just mean well, it's no body fluid exchange

You're not going to get a sexually transmitted disease. I mean, yeah, you could always get a lunatic that runs you over with a car The way out your door. Usually people seeking a cuddle Or fascist you with a tiki torch that he keeps in his bedroom But that's one reason you do it in your place is to make sure that there's no

Yeah, tiki torches, right. Yeah, I feel quite secure having control over the space. Yeah I also think like there's a lot of um, you know fear mongering and people are like, yeah But aren't you afraid and I'm like of people who need a cuddle Like the people that are looking up, you know, I'd like to cuddle with someone

I feel like the you know, the danger threshold is pretty low Now, do you ever get somebody really smelly that you say you got to take a shower? I haven't gotten someone smelly, but sure there are I definitely Like there are scents where I'm like, well, that's not for me

Yeah, what do you do that that would not we're not going to turn sexual Uh, I kind of just transcend I don't really know what else to say like I think I'm not hyper sensitive in that way I can dissociate a little bit and I'm like, you know, I might not kind of seek the armpit with my nose

Okay, um, maybe you know, you can kind of You can kind of conveniently turn your head like this way while you're pressed against the person Yeah Yeah, just you know, or maybe breathe through the mouth a little

The secrets of the the cut list this is a professional thing now I mean, I'm a cutler, but Christina here is a cut list and cut a list a certified cut a certified cut list You had to go through a program. I love it. So yeah, thanks for posting my little picture. Yeah, there you are as a cut list Okay, and you're also a comedian. I am. Yes. I do stand up at the comedy store in la cool and um

Great and you do a talk show. We're going to hear from you doing a a little bit of your comedy Yeah, and and you also do a talk show called Uh t and a talk sex and you are the co-host I am of the talk show. I'm a

I'm a part of t and a your t. I am t because I'm a little more. Yeah, your tits and your booty. You got booty Yeah, I see that booty. Yeah. Wow. Okay So, uh, well that that's kind of hot, you know, uh, so uh, we like to sandwich, you know We've got t and a on either side of you. Oh, yes. I do feel sand. Maybe you could cuddle me a little bit. Yeah

Stroke your back. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, the audience can't see maybe no no here. There's like a little side Hand coming Is that you actually it's important to ask permission with cuddling may I put my hand on my on your side? Yes, you may may stroke your ribs. Yes stroke my ribs, baby. Oh, yeah, that feels good, right? Right max has a rib fetish

So he's probably enjoying this. Yeah Right captain. I love ribs I like to massage a little ribs So, yeah, that's that's very nice. Okay, so what other place is really cuddly?

What other places well, what are the places that people like to cuddle? Um, like their body or yeah, oh, oh locations. No, no the body, you know, I'll I'll do like hand Um cuddling. I guess this week. It's like a hand dance. I want to hold your you know really loves hand cuddling Trump

This guy. Oh god, but of course our trump doesn't have any hands. So maybe that's the problem Can we spank him? Can you spank him? It's hug night. Yeah Yeah, yeah get the spanking. Yeah

We're all hugging each other in the uh, yeah hug each other right and we're spanking trump, which is a form of uh Outer course really there we go. All right. So he does like hand-holding though. He was not able to let go of The french president's hand You know, you know, that was oh my goodness. They were holding hands

They was dragging him into his body and yeah, I mean wasn't he commenting at the same time that like you have a great figure Oh about his wife. That was a yeah, there was a few times actually when he was he was really, uh, you know Kind of cuddling the the french premiere and then he told the new york times like four times Like ron loves to hold my hand

He loves look at them here. They're and the and the women are going. What are you guys doing? Okay Yeah, see they need cuddling both of them and macron's uh ratings are falling. They're almost as low as trump's right now actually because I don't know and then he's holding on to his wife's hand and and meanwhile

Melania is just watching and Yeah, it's It's quite interesting. Um, and I approve by the way of trump seeking out bromances Around the world. I think he needs that, you know, he needs he needs bromances with putin with

macron, I mean But you know that that that is obviously not helping uh, and by the way, I got to say this I forgot to say this before so I just want to say One reason

That we're really mad at you Mr. Mango Mussolini Is because you didn't condemn The nazis you said that there's violence on all sides

Right that was lame Super super lame. These are fucking nazis and you're saying there's violence on all sides. Okay Back to you guys Right

Are you suffering from post trump stress disorder or sex disorder at all? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I would say it was I guess definitely we talked about it on our show. Oh really it was like if he's elected like Pussies are gonna close across the country if he's elected It was like

It was like for sure. There's less sex if he gets elected, you know, yeah, well, he's elected like I don't feel I mean, well, he actually wasn't he didn't win the popular vote, but he's there in the white house Well, actually he's in new jersey, but yeah, he's I guess like pussies drying up across the country You know, I don't know immediately like push me the other direction. Oh, you're having more sex. I don't fucking care

Okay, like the apocalypse. Yeah, we just like trump apocalypse. Like Let's live now because we might not tomorrow exactly that that is a philosophy that you know can improve your sex life Is the whole idea that uh, you know do it now and is it maybe maybe sometimes? Yeah, you know War time and tough times do bring out the sex drive in a lot of people

So hook up with somebody like that if you're if you've got post-trump sex disorder right here This is a lady. Mr. A or miss a actually Yeah, t and a so uh, so you like to talk about sex, of course Yeah, improve people's sex lives like tell them it's okay to have sex. I think much like you

Okay, please have sex and celebrate it. Please have sex and celebrate it. It's good for you It is good. It is mostly good. I mean, you know sex heals a billion times more than it kills It does do a little killing here and there but not as much killing as guns and cars and a gazillion other things Right, right

Right and you guys talk about that and uh, so your show is on once a week. Yeah once week Wednesday nights, okay, okay 10 p.m. I mean, so I would say people listen Thursday morning, you know, it's like download it listen on the car Yeah, starting to do video Okay, so you can see our faces when I describe, you know your butt plug. Yes, your butt plug

Yeah, I had recent adventures with a butt plug. It was amazing. What did you do? um Well, I I surprised a lover. I surprised a lover with one. Oh, he'd been requesting You know the little rhinestone one

Yeah, but it was the first time I'd ever used one and it comes with a hilarious story of me putting it in at the most Dirtiest Starbucks bathroom ever because I was on my way to meet him And I wanted to like go through the door with it in because I knew he would love that because we usually get going like kind of right away

And so you so I did and in a Starbucks bathroom, I know I didn't touch anything I go in and I sanitize myself and you try putting a butt plug in Starbucks bathroom without touching anything I mean, it sounds like you almost gave yourself a coffee enema

But you didn't okay. You got the butt plug in. Yeah, and it was a major success It was it was and I and I totally enjoyed myself and uh, and I was a champion of it on show Anyway, so then I was updating it. Yeah. Yeah, and I imagined it was like a larger like I was like, ooh rhinestone He was thinking it was like I was like a big

I thought it was like a round like, you know, like if you turned around and showed your booty it'd be like rhinestone No, but like when you bend over it, there's like a little diamond like right in between your it's much cuter and like tasteful I was like go do that again. There's no diamond in there now Oh

No butt plug in there. No, but plug in there now Anything at all in there Um, I do have panties on which is a rare occasion a really rare rarely do that, but I'm I'm not wearing any all of your right That's probably good idea. I'm not gonna. Yeah, I'm gonna be a little conservative. Are your panties like show panties

Show panties. Yeah, can I see them? Oh my god? Um, I suppose let me see hold on. They're straight them out. Yeah Oh, wow You could show a little cheek maybe like side cheek

Little oh, there's a It is really beautiful, but That's why they call her a of t and a I just like renewed my faith in our title our show's title That was that was beautiful

Nice So anyway, that was one of our reason stories that I and are you two lovers? No, we've never been lovers, but you know what I know everything about this woman because I mean, I know Exactly how I'm gonna get off. Yeah

Yeah, I have a I have a lover now that That is a woman that came on our show, but uh But you and I have not we have not I mean we've been in like sexual environments together. We've had sex next to each other Yeah, our own partners. Yeah, we did that's true once and you're both bisexual or

I'm like a I feel like I'm like 10 bisexual like there's very like specific Females that I'm like, yes, I'm gonna right on the same way. I'm gonna do you it's a rare occasion But but I love making out with a woman and and breasts always feel nice, right? I mean, I think we can universally everyone here When you are tea doesn't yeah, right. Can we get a round of applause? Can we get a round of applause for some tea?

Absolutely as we like to say here in binogaville tt Yeah tt Little rub in there. Yeah Absolutely. Can I just can we speak about like breast love technique?

I mean, there's nothing like starting from like the side and really like swirling around and just you know Tees you don't need to go to the nipple right away. Just like wait for it But you know lots of tongue all around uh-huh, uh-huh You know and then go for and cuddling of the breast. Yeah, definitely. Yes

Do you have breast play when you're a cuddle? Cuddlies, I don't I feel like I'm such a disappointment It's really like chased little like kids cuddling together and maybe like doing meditative humming

So what if your cuddle subject puts his hand on your breath? Yeah, I I say no, thank you No, they say like a cuddle a cuddle client an alarm goes on a cuddle You know a cuddle client asks, you know, can I kiss your neck today? And I said well no because it's actually more rousing for me and that's I mean half of me was like

Yeah, I don't mind like that would be nice and then I was like, yeah, but I don't really want it to like escalate like I I'm not into these are not people that I'm seeking as sexual partners I'm holding like a space for them to have like this sort of therapeutic Feeling okay, and do you have this as a rule as a cuddlist or is this your personal boundaries?

I would say it is a cuddlest rule, but it's also I what I love about it And I think this comes up for anyone is is like it's whatever your boundary is Like you get to decide your boundary, right? So if I did want him to kiss my neck I could have said okay, right if I was actually comfortable with that

It's whatever you're comfortable with And I think that's always the most so that's okay And even for a cuddle client like it's like where is your boundary don't do anything you don't want to do I think that's a safe rule in life

Right, okay Well, this is uh, you know interesting stuff the cuddling is uh Is now a major thing and I also when I was researching it read that it is more popular in the trumpocalypse Because whereas people have

Conflicted sex drives. I mean a lot of people need comforting A lot of people are scared and feeling lonely and and and need some comfort Yeah, well, it's definitely like turned up the volume. Can I ask how much it is? Yeah, uh, it's 80 dollars a sesh, uh, sorry an hour an hour an hour. Yeah, right

Sometimes I will have three hour cuddle sessions Okay, and you're just sort of in this hypnotic high of oxytocin. It's amazing. Right. Right. Have you ever fallen asleep tea? No No, I've never fallen asleep. Does your subject? Yes, sometimes. Yes a client. What do you do? They do fall asleep. Yeah, my client Uh-huh. Yeah, maybe sometimes that's what they need the cuddling so that they can sleep. Yeah

Sometimes. Yeah, it's sweet when they fall asleep. I would say are most of your are most of your clients single. Yeah No, not necessarily some are married And do they have permission from their spouse? Not always Yeah, there's one and I was we were having a little therapeutic chat about like how to

Weave it in with his wife and he's like I don't think she'll understand and I was like Maybe you should just get her a cuddle session as a gift. Don't even tell you're doing it Just be like, hey, I read about this really like wild thing. I think we should both do it I booked you a session

You know Okay, and she doesn't say what have you been doing Harry? What's that? What max you're you're asking about whether the wife would ask about now my voice is too loud

Can you turn my voice down a little bit? No, I was just saying that the uh The wife might ask really You want to find me a gift if you ever done this before Oh, you think it's like a red flag like obvious. Look, I just think no. No, I'm just asking just no

Oh, has that happened? I think that people should be more open to physical touch And um, and I don't think that it should be vilified in our culture and uh, And just like the bonobo like yeah, it's not a sin like this idea of that that somehow in a marriage Like if someone else touches you it's betrayal. Are you somehow don't love your partner?

Yeah I mean touching is healing like you know get your touch where you need it And you know, I mean people have been getting massage for a long time Yeah, I think it's really in that camp of massage. It's it's like a massage

But it I guess a massage has one person, you know lying down and you know, you're rubbing their body back and whatnot Uh, and this is more You're using your whole body to interact. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's like more Interdependent like they get the massage family. I would think

Well, you're still a provider. Yeah, but they get they get pleasure too out of like sometimes they'll massage my head You know and like rub my hair and we'll and then you know, we're playing with the hand So it's like it's the mutual exchange and like the permission to touch me that I think is also like a

Well, I think it's great. You know step up from massage. I think it's great. I mean personally I of course as you all know believe that You know escorting and all forms of prostitution

Should be decriminalized. I mean we have enough prostitution in Washington, DC Amen among all these republicans taking money from our polluters By the way, that's another form of fire and fury that we found out about this week is our climate

Change report, which is we're getting hotter and hotter and fireier and fireier and yes human activity is 99 percent the cause of this global warming fire and fury that is happening to our Mother earth our lover earth, you know, wouldn't it be great if we were heating up the earth with more sex?

Instead well, yeah, I mean that's kind of heating up a day home. Don't drive your car anywhere Just have sex. Yeah. Yeah, you know make love not war that's that's really what the bonobo way is These are the make love not war chimpanzees who swing from the trees as well as with each other And they're also very female empowered

The this is the only Species of great apes where the females are really just as powerful as the males if not more powerful So they give us a good lesson that we need to learn During these times when a lot of people are saying, you know, we're gonna take back men's rights because after all that's

That's, you know the natural way Well, bonobos show us that the natural way really is for females to be just as empowered as the males You know that so there can I share a story? I was yeah, I was in france With a boyfriend at the time and um, and they have like a bonobo zoo

Like not not a zoo, but like what was the natural like a natural where they can run around Habitat kind of preserve. Yeah. Yeah Preserve is that what we call it? Yeah, we heard someone yelling out you get the idea

So anyway, I I saw the little pamphlet and I said, oh my god, we have to go to this We have to go we have to go and he said what zoo The bonobo it was bonobos. Well, I mean what zoo? Oh, I don't know the name you do you know what the name of it? Where were you in france? We're in france

Oh in france. Yes in france in like the center of france There's like a natural preserve dedicated to bonobos and protecting the bonobos I said, wow, we have to go see them having sex. You know, I was super excited Did you go?

No, and this is the point of the story is that my my boyfriend like judo chopped it You know and said like no, we're with the family like we don't have time man. We're not going, okay Like no, and I just feel like as you're talking about female empowerment all this I'm like that's why we're not together anymore Okay, this pinnacle watershed moment of like how he couldn't see how important the bonobo monkeys were

Like that didn't matter to him. Yeah You're pronouncing it right now. There's a certain female lack of empowerment, but they're not monkeys They're apes. Oh, oh parties have to pardon pardon Yeah, it's true that A here has a nice tail, but it doesn't it's not one of the long ones

How would I know? I didn't get to go to the preserve But you're at my preserve. Thank you. And actually you can go down to the San Diego zoo and they're right there. Oh good Yeah, right there. I'm making up for it now. So I think they call it a wild animal park what you're talking about Like they have that in San Diego

Uh, and it's very nice, but the bonobos aren't there. They're actually in the zoo park Okay, in any case Great. So, uh, you know, I'm really excited to have you. I do want to introduce my other Guests, please special guest. So, um, yeah, well, uh, why don't you come on up here, chloe?

Yeah Yeah, so chloe will cox that is correct You are a fetish performer porn star transsexual phenomenon I wouldn't say exactly a phenomenon, but I have my moments. Yeah

Yeah, we think you're phenomenal. Well, I think so far. Yeah. So where are you from? I actually reside in Nashville, Tennessee Oh, wow. Yeah, okay. So you're kind of uh in the, um Trump voting country Yeah, like well, national is not too bad because it yeah, it isn't the bible bell

But it is a little bit more progressive and there is a lot of people of the lgbt and stuff like that that flock to it The rest of Nashville or Tennessee, um The further you get out to the boonies The more it gets back, you know, it's sort of like being in one of those zombie films

I feel like I'm in one of those films where the zombies are out there And we have to gather in the cities together to protect ourselves because they're out in the countryside Well, it's like, you know, like small town folk they get more closed-minded and then, you know, they're like hate is taught Like it is the only thing that's taught. I mean, it's all taught like kids are never

Know what hate is they accept people for who they are But until they're taught to hate or be ashamed of their cells or so on so far Yeah, did you grow up in Nashville? I grew up in Tacoma, Washington Washington state. Mm-hmm. Okay. Pacific Northwest and

How when did you know that you're a woman? Uh, well, I knew at a very early age Consciously around seven, but there was always signs that I was feminine Like I was attracted to girl things and of course it was like, oh, you're a boy. You can't do that

Oh, your family said that? They were not supportive And they're on the west coast Well, were they out in the boonies? Well, my mother is from west, Virginia So

Yeah And then my birth father his whole family is in Louisville, Kentucky So I'm kind of in the, you know, where the blood range is but no one wants anything to do with me So really now they knew one not even my stepfather and his family. Wow. Yeah, and there's a

They have a gay son a lesbian daughter and then my stepdad's brother's wife has a trans sister And oh, yeah, it was uh, and what is this happening in west, Virginia? That was in Washington That's where my whole step family is but my mother's from Washington. My birth father's from Kentucky or yeah, it's just, uh It's whatever. When did you come out? I came out about three years ago. Okay, so

All right, let's yeah Bravo for you. And was it was it? How was it? Was it um smooth sailing or rough? Well Uh, I came out. I told my mother she was actually out in Guam her husband. Guam. Yeah Wow, you know, I think they're I know I think they're in japan now. I don't know often does that come out

Right, um, but uh So I told her over the phone. I'm like, hey, I know we never really had a great relationship like me and her have always been like rams Only worse, um, but uh So and I'm like, you know, I know we never really see it eye to eye

But you know, if you can accept me with this, you know, maybe it can repair the bridge that's been burning between us since I was like eight So, um, and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, and um You know, I had actually had a very strong cis female that was like a guard dog around me

Like she'd mean like anyone that gave me a weird look because you know what meaning your sister or cis gendered so like A biological woman that is born female and identifies as female that is what cis means cis means same or trans means across Right

So good lesson. There we go. I was asking who she was in relation. Um, I actually yeah, I made a friend over online. She was uh, very protective of me Um, mostly because she had a friend growing up who was actually her mathematical Well, she was adopted into a family who was very very

Abusive like her grandparent her adopted grandparents burned pages of the bible in her hair and stuff like that and it was Bad her friend ended up killing her whole adopted family and yeah, it was bad. Yeah, it's a little dark, but anyways Wow, so she thought okay, we're gonna show you love so you don't do the same exactly like she was super Guard dog of me like she would not tolerate any people giving me your looks because like when you early transition

You are very clockable. Sure. You have shorter hair. You're dealing with, you know, any facial mustache Shadows and stuff like that You're bigger because of you know, the testosterone that's been in your system and and so forth. So she was uh, a godsend

But my family goddess, yes goddess But yeah, she was very protective of me. When did you decide to become a porn star? Uh Well

I can't really say I decided I was like it was always something I was interested in doing like before I ever transition I'd look at trans porn. I'm like, why can't I be that girl? Like, you know, because you're you're you're you're living yourself through them Yeah, because that's how you really identify like when I was like seven years old

I found porn up pages of a porn magazine and there's a trans woman. I'm like you Yeah, oh, yes, that was that was a good time Oh Okay, the photos of you in the red lingerie are gorgeous. Yeah, that was my evil angel. That was that was very very fun

So, uh, so now you you're friends with jackie. I am Have you been in a scene together yet? I know you're gonna do one tomorrow. That's that's coming up tomorrow That's gonna be our first scene together. Well, I think you're gonna have to do some foreplay on the show Oh

Yeah, well, I am hopped up on sialis and viagra. So, you know, okay. Well, that's uh, good to know I'll do it. All right. And so we will doesn't take much No, no communion. Are you wearing panties? I am you are Do you want to show us your panties? Well, sure. Why not? Okay

Oh, nice. They're kind of a little see-through. Well, I had to change them The long drive from vegas made the last ones really sweaty Oh, okay All right, so uh, and it was kind of a hard drive, you know

Yeah, you just drove here from vegas. I saw part of that hard drive actually You know, what what kind of girl do there's nothing to see out there except desert. So, I mean You got to entertain yourself somehow, right? Yeah. Yeah. Well, we're gonna entertain ourselves Watching you take bonoboville communion soon. Have you heard about communion? I have not this will be my first

And we're also going to get some comedy from uh, christina here and uh, and we're going to um, see what else happens You know gypsy bonobo is also here And you never know what might happen on the dr. Susan block show And so two seconds to what can I wind it up here? Yes

Okay, what? Commercial yes, I just heard commercial. So you know what? All you who are out there, you know Cox not glocks, right? Okay. So, um, by the way, did you see that they had in in walmart?

I think a display that says back to school be a hero and a display of guns Why don't they have a display of dildos, you know, they should they should have a display of dildos be a hero Or a heroine, you know, I mean not guns come on guys Let's let's get on the side of the bonobo way. Yes indeed

Absolutely speaking of which we're going to come back with more bonobo-esque talk and uh activity So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back Hi, I'm dr. Susan block and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way Inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes

You know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war really They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other They practice what I call peace through pleasure

With the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males Bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us Almost 99 genetically similar to us when it comes to being human Even being humane

Bonobos can teach us so much Which brings me to us and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you? Bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know the pain

And have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that greater lust Greater trust and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days So get the book learn the bonobo way You'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonobo

ville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends And one last thing the real bonobos are highly endangered So a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times

And improve your love life Sisters we are going to have a sebbian ride So you've never been on a sebbian before no i've never been on one before okay now you are ready to ascend the throne

Mr. Tracy you are going to ride God's machine One leg right here put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably put your clip right here Have you ever ridden a sebbian by the way? Oh, I have many a time my favorite horse to ride

Have sebbian yoga and experience it to the fullest Go for the g-spot go for the click go for whatever If rock go ride in the sebbian Wow

Holy shit Yeah That does the job. Yeah, it's it's doing it baby strikes again. Yes. I do say that when it feels good Live on dr. Suzy dot tv from the womb room in bonoboville

ride them cowboy Take a deep breath deep breath We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the sebbian Celebrate and masturbation mom

Look at that face That is a beautiful thing. Thank you dr. Susan block your wonderful human being I think we have orgasm Okay, we're gonna come we're gonna come

Testify sister Kenny Testify And you are not ashamed How was it? What's your report? Oh, my vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock

I'm just gonna take this home I think it's bigger than your little body that is the best product endorsement I've ever seen Can I leave now like I'm ready? I'm Husband you got the simian you don't need the husband

That's my girl You're listening to radio suzy one on the worldwide web And now here she is dr. Susan block And yes bonobo samians we are back here in

The womb where we got a little t and a and uh other stuff a little something extra. Yeah Oh, yeah, baby We do and I'm so excited to be here because we are You know kind of surfing

The waves of the trump apocalypse So, you know, you never know what might happen. And so we have to appreciate every moment Which can be kind of an aphrodisiac, you know, you know, you're sort of on the edge. It's that wartime feeling Yes, indeed and get a copy of cosmo. You betcha. Where's my cosmo?

Um, there it is trump is in front of her. She's sitting on it. Yes indeed And learn how to deal with your post trump Sex disorder that you might have or perhaps someone close to you has it and that's why you're not getting any So, you know, you got to you got to learn from me and miley how to get some

And uh, we're getting some here tonight on the dr. Susan block show Uh, where my guests are t and a talk show hosts Christina and stephanie christina heppern and stephanie Alan and uh, you guys are friends with loser twerkski, right? We are and loser, of course is the winner

of the susie award twice in a row for funniest fundamentalist refugee That's right He is the only one who could get that award well now we actually have had a few other fundamentalist refugees but

But he's definitely the funniest And uh, and you guys know him through the acting world or yeah, well, I met him. Yeah through the acting world I was friends with someone who produced the movie that um made him notable, I guess Called phoenix and mera phoenix and mera. Yeah, and then um by chance he was in my acting class

And like I was reunited with him in la after I met him in canada And uh, and he actually did one of my sketches. I do like I take real text conversations Can we curse on the show fucked up by autocorrect? You can have sex acts just don't say it

You can say it you can say it you can have it you can eat it He also came on the show too. Yeah, so he came on our podcast as well. Um, yeah So you flashed the the sketch series on there, but autocorrect f you we take real text conversations fucked up by autocorrect And we use that as the only dialogue in the scene

Well, so we kind of did this little wink to the audience where we played like german spies and like then they're like Hasidic jews that had been kidnapped and like loser played one of the spies Which of course is like a wink to the audience because he's like A jewish like fundamentalist refugee. Yes

And he's like I was very meta. I was very layered He's now starring in a new york yiddish production of ianesco's rhinoceros Which I I thought was typecasting at first, but he actually plays the only character in the play that does not become a rhinoceros Oh, lucky him

Berenger, but uh, yeah, he's uh, you know, he's a bonobo sapien. Yeah, he came on to our podcast and talked about his own Journey into finding sex Right, and I guess we are part of that journey Or opening up, right? Yeah, moving right along

And my uh, my other guest here is chloe wilcox And uh I was thinking maybe we'd have a little bonobo hill communion Oh, yeah, would you like to be an altar girl? Sure. Why not? Well, have a seat right here on the broadcast bed

And um, yes, uh, now jackie of course jackie blue Stand up jackie blue Here you are and jackie of course invited you and you have not had any sex And that's fine. And as I've said before talking to the microphone

This is kind of the church of the bonobo way And in the church of the bonobo way, we have a form of communion Um, we don't have the collection plate. We should actually but uh, we're not that messed up, but uh

But we we do have communion bonobo vil communion and um, we we do it with uh, instead of the wine The agua agua coca leaf liquor and uh, perhaps you pour some gypsies So and then we have instead of the wafer the salt

Okay, and so as the altar girl you provide a part of your beautiful precious body to, um Let jackie, uh, receive communion From you and then you could take communion from her, but she will show you how it is to, uh, to receive it Sounds good. Okay. I'm glad you said that into the microphone. We know this is all consensual

You think I'd have things, you know big things in my face, but you know, yeah, yeah, I'll hold the microphone actually so that you don't have to Yes, indeed. Here we go. It's usually what I'm used to. Okay Okay, so it's our line of work Okay, so you just you just sit there

And be beautiful and I will hold the microphone and you can just Just provide yourself and you could strip that would be nice Yeah stripping. Oh Nice boobs. Yeah, let's have some applause for the boobs

Yes The tea part of t and a Yeah, and they're I guess you could say natural with hormones. That is correct. Right. These are not implants. These are not yet No, you're gonna get hit implants. Oh the sweater. I like a natural

Yeah, natural's nice. Very nice. Very cute. They don't really fit the frame, you know You don't have that, you know full frame. You're a porn star after all. And you know, yeah Yeah, but getting mine soon Speaking of which

Of being a porn star that is Um, and we heard about that other drug you were taking so and jackie I know might be interested in taking communion from below the dress. Oh, yeah Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah

Oh, wow Oh, wow, this is exciting folks Oh, yeah, very exciting So first she licks the altar. This is the altar

Right We can't show you this on facebook. No, we cannot show this on facebook So facebook can look at the bar or can look at our t and a talk show host They look great. Yeah, they do make it. I can. Yeah, you can masturbate looking at that. Yeah, I can look at that

But yeah, we I just want to tell the facebook people If you want to see what we censor on facebook, you can just go to Dr. Susan block dot tv or Uh, bonoboville.com. Yeah, if you're poor and have no money. Yeah, you can go to bonoboville

You go to bonoboville. Oh, she's doing a good job. I must say wow, you're getting very hard and excited Well, you know see alice and viagra really help. I would like it to be jackie. That's really my mouth doesn't hurt either Yeah, excuse me. I mean hormones do okay crazy things to members do a little sprinkle of salt here. Where? Just a sprinkle. Okay, there we go

And now she's licking. Oh, yes It's nice to combine the salt with uh, is this what we call the salt lick? Yes Yes, oh keep licking Oh, yes

Oh jackie looks so good the country joke and I got it the salt lick I just don't thought to be said I got your country joke there and I liked it. Yeah Yeah, I I'm staying away from salt licks out in the country these days because there could be neo nazis out there, but uh, this salt lick is very very delicious and beautiful and just

Delicious and beautiful as I said Well, those neo nazis did look like gay frat boys and it looks like jackie just got her nails done very blue Yeah, those two beautiful. Oh, yes She is doing a

Wonderful job here. Just really sucking away. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, this is beyond the drug. This is the human touch so to speak She's cuddling your foot

Oh, yeah, she's now deep-throating it. Oh, yeah, grab her by the hair. Oh, how is that? delicious Looks delicious Okay, well, I do eat a lot of pineapple. So it's probably extra sweet for you. Oh, yes

Very very nice. Wow Very nice that, you know, you get so hard and you are so feminine You know, that that's a balance that you have to achieve that isn't always easy to achieve the balance of

The feminine and the masculine qualities in a way absolutely, especially if you're trans like, you know, it can screw with some people Yeah, you know, it's definitely uh, uh, I think that Trans porn stars Really deal with yeah, absolutely. You are just magnificent. Wow

Hmm. Oh, yes Ah, I know that a lot of those guys that were marching should have been doing this They probably are more or at least a big circle jerk, you know, yeah, something something circle jerk with a kumbaya, you know Yeah

Just just put your hand to the right and grab the dick next to you Okay So, um, I'm gonna let you continue that but but I think gladly before you do we're gonna waterboard you Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

So maybe gypsy can get on the other side with the microphone So that I can uh do the waterboarding just you get on the other side of of Chloe here So, okay, so and oh do you mind you don't mind. Okay

Okay, okay And so Jackie, I know we'll want to have this right over her head. Jackie head down. Yeah, there you go back down. Okay and now And this is waterboarding

Bonobo style And let's hear it for jackie flu Yes, indeed jackie. How was it besides choking on something besides alcohol? That was one of the best communions I think I've ever had and you've had quite a few I have had a few

Yeah, so that was that's a that was a very good one. Yeah, you're a beautiful Chloe And and how did you enjoy your first communion? Oh as as an altar girl? That was a squizzen Would you like to take communion now? I would I think I would jackie. Yeah. Yeah, okay All right

Well, you know tip for tat so to speak right? Yeah Oh Okay, so now jackie is disrobing

And uh panties down Oh, those are skimpy panties And down they go We still can't show this to facebook. So you facebook camera people cannot see

Yeah, right. Whoa when I was at catholic school And we did communion. I told the kid next to me that it tasted like ass and then he told on me I got in trouble. Wow. Where did my salt go? I'm really appreciating how much Pleasure, you know the communion

I can is promoting so respect that because you're just a girl after my own heart of that I got in the back of the line after I was in the front of the line to go get You know, I would you gag on that. I just wanted to gag on the getting drunk in wanting more communion. Oh, yeah Oh, the red wine. Yeah

Like what is this dry ass wafer? How is she doing? Oh, she's doing marvelously. Well, wow, you know, you don't usually um get to be an altar girl like this This is my first time. This is your yeah, I I I didn't think I missed one, but I wasn't sure but this is your first time Oh, my god, this kind of altar girl. Yes from throat feels really good providing

your body I like to see when you give you get I like to think so. Yeah, I like to think I feel like jackie really stepped up and and now You know, this is a full healthy relationship healthy relationship. It's giving me a new relationship. They're they're really just getting together

He's a rehearsal before tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna do a whole corn shoot tomorrow You don't need to know somebody to have respect for somebody to understand what they want Oh, she is she's doing something. Yeah, some cuddling your lady after my own heart taint, right, you know Oh, she's cuddling up your ass or under

All kinds of places here Look at what she's done here. I I'm looking I'm looking We're all looking right now. We are all looking right now. All definitely looking. Yes It looks good. Okay. So a little bit of salt that is part of the ritual. Okay. Okay. Here we go

Salt it nice and wet. Yes Now we salt it She's got a really nice tone She does and she's looking right up at you with that beautiful look

That look of lust. Thank you. And she's got that cheek action. You can see where you know The porn star She's been practicing. Yeah Out there in Tennessee

Yeah Beautiful. Whoa. Oh, she's really doing a fallatio here. Yeah. Oh, wow See, this is what the mooch wants to do to trump. Okay. All right Beautiful

More of that less missiles. Okay more of this less missiles. And now is your turn for, uh So for oh, I did the salt you missed that. Yeah, the salt I was distracted. Yeah. No, I was distracted And now we do the waterboarding Here we go

And Waterboarding Bonobo style Yes

Let's hear it for Chloe Wilcox And Jackie glue All right Nice

You gals Very nice very very nice. All right. And would you like to do bonobo bill communion? Can you uh, I mean you don't have to do it on those body parts You could do it on feet or hands or back of the neck or anything you can do bonobo bill off of

Whatever you want So with each other Yeah, yes, I feel like we might be like the you know the nerdy version. I know This is the kind of the people version

Okay, that's hot to a lot of people Who wants to be the altar girl first and who wants to be the uh commuter? Um, I'll be the altar girl Okay, oh, and what body part are you offering?

It's okay, it's okay I mean it's kind of tough with what I'm wearing. So I'm licking the salt off the whatever body Like my shoulder my shoulder I have a bra on yeah, could you take off this and maybe do cleavage?

I could I mean, I guess I've done zip a little bit. Yeah, I can do this crossing our professional boundaries What do I how do I don't my dress is so like you're so marilinous right now your being is so marilinous right now Actually one of my little stand-up bits is marilin inspired If we do it a little later, it's actually a little song for a president. Yes, you're gonna do it right after your communion. Perfect

Perfect after my little marilinous Here we go. Okay. We're putting a little salt. We're well first we lick and get it wet Yes Hallelujah

Yeah, have you ever done anything like that? I feel like we have okay, you don't think so Oh I think I put too much salt on Okay, so now you lick the salt

Yummy Right between Yes, oh yes Okay, so now you're thirsty I bet

Okay, so now you lean back against her. Maybe you could uncross your legs and let her lean back Okay Yeah, okay, yeah, you'd be covered. Uh, okay, I know you're gonna have an academy award or you're running for office Here we go. Okay. And here we go open

and down the hatch We go let's hear it for Stephanie

Your waterboarding Bonobo style with Christina as our altar girl. Yeah bonding moment. Thank you Very bonding. I mean, have you you've done some booby licking before? Um, you do each other? No, okay

Well, I'm glad we could provide you with a first. Maybe I could maybe can I look like this? You know a little side booty. It's too much. Oh, okay Since you bring it up just a little on the side. It's only appropriate for the side booty Yeah, okay. Did you just do you give me a shout out for my movies?

I heard someone say so. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Okay, so I'm like beautiful, right? Okay Okay, well, this is appropriate after tea. We we got it. I thought I missed the salt. Okay, ready? So it's like Yeah Salty

Okay, are you ready for your waterboarding miss pepper? Okay, lean back All the way back there you Yes, waterboarding bonobo style of Christina

Hepburn with Stephanie allen our altar girl And I like how the tna worked out there. Yeah, that was very nice. There's all the prep. Okay, tna. All right

So it was really fun. That's very well. This is cute. Yeah, this is our church of bonoboville Where we don't pass the collection plate But we do commune and and we do practice the bonobo way I feel I feel closer and we spread the love

Yeah, this brings people together just bring people together and you can do it with any body part, you know Although that was great miss will cox. I have no idea what you're talking about Well, I agree with you. Well, you come sit here miss will cox and I'll like sort of cuddle you All right, because I want to watch you do a little stand-up and maybe you can come on the other side of me miss

Alan over here while we observe the The stand up somewhere I should look while I yeah, you know look out there Look out here to the all to the

Some people out there Christina Hepburn god, I feel like you know stand up such a different tone Um, I'm actually going to start with a little song for our president. You were talking so much about If you'd like to bring him to front of stage Can I step on this ball? I'm gonna I'm gonna do so if Marilyn Monroe. We're still alive today

It was funny. You mentioned her I'm gonna do a little like off the shoulders You That's all I've got. Thank you

That's just a little song Russian Russian Okay, and you guys if you need more just uh tune into our clip-a-rama where you can watch us piss on trump

Yeah, including Jackie and uh Tara indiana Yep, we pissed on trump. Okay. Go on. Oh, yes. All right. Just a little plug telling you of course, of course Um, I've been thinking a lot about prostitution lately. It's funny. You brought that up and um, you know Uh, you know, I this is the perfect place for it. I uh for prostitution

Well, no, we do not practice to be thinking about it just to be clear Yeah, no, no to be thinking a lot about prostitution and um, I do as and I've been thinking about how porn is not here And prostitution's not and and basically porn is you know, you is the permission to get paid to have sex Um, as long as you agree to broadcast it globally, you know, just like somewhere on the web

But if you want to pay someone to have sex in the privacy of your own home, it's illegal. Yeah, unless You'll share it with all of us Like hold up, hold up, hold up No sex with the money in your room

Unless you've got a webcam It's just like a funny little I don't know Yeah, I just think it's a little

I just wanted to point out that. Thank you That's why I do porn Drum roll. Um, you know my ex uh, my ex used to say that um, you know, if we were fighting he'd say You know, you're just with me for my money

And uh, and I always said no, we wouldn't be fighting if I was with you for your money You know, if I was if I was with you for your money, I'd be working a lot harder to please you in every way The problem is I don't know the value of the money Okay, the verdict is out if you grow up with too much privilege

You have no idea the value of that dollar and I can promise you that if I had known I would have worked a lot harder to be with him for his money Free falling these days I don't know shall we all right. I had um, it's when I were I did a commercial in vegas the other day and um

and uh I had I kind of developed like a little fan club from the crew is fun We were all getting drunk after and uh, some of the boys said well, what are you looking for in a relationship? And uh in my drunkenness. I said

mischief and intrigue And I thought well, that's not really like The dream boat ideal, right? It's not really the cosmo magazine ideal of like a date And uh, and I thought yeah, I think that I I want my love life to really be like a scooby-doo episode x rated

Like my boyfriend goes missing and my friends have to run around looking for him And then it turns out that it was all a plot just to see if I would cheat on him and he was watching all along And I did but he gets turned on by it. So we go home together after all Happy ending

Little mischief intrigue, uh, yeah, I'm gonna finish with one little story. Oh, yeah, is that we're good. Yeah, go ahead. Um When I was a kid, uh, I Was at the school fair with my friends and I Asked them to make a barricade around me while I was peeing behind a tree

And drew harrow started walking up and said hey guys, what are you doing? And all the girls ran away screaming and there I was just peeing I said, well, I'm peeing drew Just looking in the eyes. It was just me my pants down and him. So I find that as we get older It's harder and harder to have new experiences in life. Uh

So, you know, you have to seek them out when you can which I did I I went to this intimacy festival in the desert where I was cuddling At a clothing optional cuddle party with two men in a Moroccan tent in the desert and

And we were spooning and we're all comfortable. I was like You know, you don't want to break up the love bond that's happening all the oxytocins flowing and then uh, I said well I have to pee They said well, we'll just we'll just take you and they carried me outside

And held me in the air While I peed like a queen I peed like a queen with these two men holding me up in a levitating throne Nice

So I just share that story to say that anything's possible anything you want to do anything you imagine If you have a new idea, I I recommend you try it. That's it. I felt like I felt vindicated I felt like a new woman You know drew harrow after that pee incident

I mean, that's one way to give a golden shower. I mean, that's a new one, you know, and we're talking about golden showers I love you at all. Yeah, that was that was right. Thank you. Thank you. Very good. Let's hear it for Christina Hepburn Here come on over here. I need a cuddle Yeah, yeah

So give me an example of cuddling Okay, that kind of cuddly you would do if I was really uptight and I didn't know what to do Okay, but I I just you know asked for cuddling. What would you do with me? Well, I would ask you what kind of touch you like any kind. Can I start by stroking your hand?

Can I go up your arm? Yeah, kind of just like this. Oh, yeah Oh, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I come back down. Yeah Okay, that's good Feather touch. Yeah, it's a little ticklish though a little ticklish. You like a little more pressure. Yeah, okay

Is that better? Yeah, yeah, it's getting better Okay Oh, that's better. Yeah, yeah, squeezing. Yeah, a little squeezing. Yeah Can I rub your shoulder? Oh, yes. Absolutely.

Maybe I can put my cheek on your shoulder. I'm gonna kind of like rest Cheek on my shoulder. I'm gonna like rest like this and we're gonna maybe we can take a deep breath together Can I put my hand on your heart? Yes, okay, so I'm gonna

My heart is down here actually right now. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. Maybe your chest. I'm going with the chest though Okay, okay, but I you'd like me like the heart area. Yeah It's difficult to Feel my breast. Yeah. Oh, oh, yeah

This is the X rate of this doesn't happen But can I this is so this would I would do kind of this here Ah, okay, where I kind of and we're gonna take a deep breath together. It's like the solar. Is that the solar plexus? No, that's here. The solar plexus under but it it is like the clavicle. Yeah, and there's

So I'm like gonna breathe together Can I touch your knee? Can I touch your knee? You can touch my knee. That feels nice. Thank you Yeah, we all start stroking each other. Yeah, a little cuddle. I'm gonna And I'm gonna rub your thigh

Stephanie would you like to stroke my arm? Yeah, please. I love all the heart. That's I mean, yes the head on my shoulder is so nice I'll tickle my ribs, baby. Yeah Oh, you're tickling the ribs. Yeah

Cuddle pile getting into a cuddle pile here. You can join us Jackie or gypsy or both of you. I'm a boy here. I like to watch. I like to watch all you guys getting down and Getting down and to cuddling I'm gonna give my own private session. Don't forget deep breaths everybody deep breaths

Yeah humming is good And you know sometimes you go to the zoo and you see the bonobos all cuddled up like this in a group Just looks like us only a little bit hairier. Yeah We're really just the opposite of the hair, right?

The hairless version Oh Yeah Cuddle cuddle cuddle. Yeah puddle puddle puddle

I find watching cuddling is really therapeutic too. It is I want to be honest on a boy you're sick, you know like view of this It's it's relaxing because I think that we're just as stimulated by visuals as we are by actual touch and by things and so you know, this is I love this. This is giving me a relaxing vibe. I almost wish I could make ocean noises with my mouth

Ocean Thank you jackie for involving me in the ocean Why like can we This is a woman camaraderie at its finest I like to think

Yes, cuddle cuddle cuddle But it really makes sense that cuddling is therapeutic because I mean we're social Creatures anyways and we're designed to connect to each other. Yeah, we are we're very very very important to our lives I know and so many of us don't touch

And uh and even feel bad about touching ourselves Yeah, which of course, hey, you know, if you can't touch somebody else at least touch yourself Yeah, you can touch yourself, you know, but certainly if there's somebody else around then

Cuddle and it's okay for females and males if it doesn't have to be male and female touch it can be just Anybody touch other feeling good. I want to be honest like there's some times I don't with my girlfriends that I'm laying in Bad and it feels nice and you're just sharing something and it doesn't have to be I'm sharing something

sexual No, you're right Exactly. Yeah, I love what you do and it is a beautiful thing that you share my definition sexual because I define everything as sexual but

At the same time, it's not sexual, you know, it's like not genital So you can feel free Do take a shower, okay? Sharing body odor for sure

I think it's like the square and the rectangle analogy of like, you know You I think you need cuddles For sex, but you don't have to have sex for cuddles something sounds like

Fits into the cuddling. Well, it is a part of intimacy Yeah, because I mean you're not connecting each other in a sexual way, but more of an intimate But I feel like I can sometimes get there without the cuddles Right same I'm like warm butter me up with a little cuddle and then maybe sex can happen

That's exactly my method. I don't know but he may also yeah And also, you know cuddles after sex is important because it's like aftercare like for like BDS Very good. Yeah, and I know I felt like I cut you guys off from, you know, your blowjobs and stuff And so this is a little aftercare for post blowjob aftercare. Yeah

So speaking of which we are almost up to the after party And so I'm gonna have to Say, you know, good night, but I've really enjoyed cuddling with you all And you should give out your information as to where we can find you

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mango Mussolini here he is He looks a little asian. He you know To protect the lgbtq community, but he has been just Little by little and in big ways and small ways cutting away at at our rights

And uh, we got to stand up against that. Okay Absolutely So Where do we find you miss t and a? Yeah, well, uh, our podcast is t and a talk sex on itunes and uh, t like and symbol

a yeah, or t a talk sex Um T a talk sex on all social media Uh, you can see on the screen right now. That's actually a movie poster from film. I'm doing which you don't have access yet

To because it's going to festivals Um, but I'm already in love and it looks great. Yeah, thanks Thank you. Thank you. Uh Yeah, Jenna Jenna, um, it's an homage to Jenna Rollins from cosavetti's film. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I'm super excited about that

I'm coming here, but uh I'm at Cree Hepburn my social media like instagram is chri Hepburn and you never know what color her hair will be. Yeah. Oh, well, right So our logo, you know, I had brown hair and then for that film

We actually dyed my hair blonde and now i'm just now i'm a blonde and so these look gorgeous Can I just say that they like lightens up your face? You look like a glowing beautiful You know starling. Yeah, you can definitely say that Oh, I just did a casey. We was gonna start me. I just did so does your partner. Thank you exactly

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Definitely, okay And then we have Jackie and gypsy And uh, and yes, we have you my darling viewer or listener In your mansion on a hill or your cardboard box

Thank you for joining us Captain max, I heard you clearing your throat. Would you like to say something before I close out? No, I just want to say thank you for having us in your lovely home And understand that there's a danger out there and every minute we have right now

Is to make sure that the Fascists and nazis don't take this country over democracy is not about The dictatorship of a minority they are a minority

Right, that's right. That's correct. We are the majority. We are the majority and we come in different flavors and colors Than they do absolutely And different sexualities and

You know just differences We celebrate our differences and we come together, you know, and we love each other and we even love These you know, I don't know all right, uh, whatever they are But we got to give them some tough love brothers and sisters

We got to give them tough love We can't let them walk all over us and we can't let them drive all over us either We've got to stand up for our rights and our pleasures And yet, you know, show them the way to love because I know a lot of them are my clients

And that's what they need and maybe if they get enough they will put their arms down And stop sig hiling and start, you know, jacking each other off because that's really what they want to do I mean, it's what they look like they're about to do it. That's like they're about to put their hand on someone's day They they would like to take in those hands. I know I know this as as some of their therapists

Right, but uh, you know our society is just opening up to allow them to do this I mean a lot more of this is coming out and uh, a lot more people are coming out And that's a beautiful thing. Let's not let them stop that momentum. It's good for them too You know, that's the funny thing about

Bonoboville and about the bonobo way is that yeah, it's great for the gals the females are very empowered And it's also great for the guys Because bonobo boys live longer and stay younger longer and have a happier less stressful life We have a way much more fun guys

Yes, yes, bonobo boys have more fun because they get laid a lot and you know between the girls and each other and you know You know all that sexual freedom. They don't have to run around toting guns and screaming about their power And uh, you know, everybody's kind of happy. I mean, you know, it's not a perfect situation But it is a good situation and that's what we got to get back to brothers and sisters and we will

We will hopefully before the fire and the fury consume us Right, right. We have we have a bit of a deadline here with this thing. So let's do it. Let's do it Um make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight Even if that someone is you

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