FemDom Bday & Trump: The Last Family

Full transcript of FemDom Bday & Trump: The Last Family on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, boyers and connoisseurs, femdoms and medians and cuckles, and oh, that new word, cuck servatives. Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, politics and sex mix all the time, but especially in these times. And yes, it's about time

for the Dr. Susan Block show live from Bonoboville. And just in case you don't know, this is a show about sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an amen? Yes indeed, we are about to start the show. Actually, we have started the show. And yeah, wow, we were just here last week celebrating my birthday and we

had so much fun that we have to celebrate another birthday right now. And so we are celebrating Mistress Liz's birthday. Mistress Liz is a lifestyle femdom and since she's visited us, she's also become a sanctuary, pro-dom. So, oh, got her microphone working. That beautiful big black microphone. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So

anyway, here she is and she has brought a whole bunch of exciting people here tonight. But I want to go over just a few little things about what's happening in the world. Let's see. So, we are in the New York Post. Yay. With splashing. Yes. Yes, we're making a splash with splashing. And it's a short little video piece. Thank

you, Heather Howsworth. And it features your darling love doctor right here. There I am. And you can play a little of it. Okay. Yeah, you want to play a little of it? It also features Chef B. Live and Danielle Wants and Gypsy Bonobo who is here right now. Yes indeed. Splashing is erotic food play. It can be a fetish or

just a pleasure. Flashing 101. That's Madame Marguerite. I'm a sex therapist. I have an international clientele from LA to Saudi Arabia and middle America. I'm middle America. There definitely is more attention to splosh and splosh. There's more of a taste here. It might be more of a free for all splosh party. A birthday

party in which you sit in your own cake. Ooh. Ideas. Even a romantic dinner where lovers put grapes into each other's mouths. It's just food plus sex. So, you know, you can orgasm all the regular ways. And certainly if what you got all over you is delicious, then we'll make you splosh gasm. We did a little bit of that

last week. Yes, we did. It was almost like synchronicity that we were doing the splash last week. You know, you've got to be fit. Splosh kind of serves just love. Yes. There you go. New York Post. I'd like to watch you eat cream all for your fingers. Yeah, they actually actually filmed that way back in, well, actually we

filmed that. And they also filmed an interview with me, the interview part. See that? That was back in October of last year. But then we entered the Trumpocalypse. So they didn't feel like, you know, covering sploshing, you know. There was too much just craziness and insanity to cover. So, you know, I guess

we're into the Trumpocalypse is the new normal. So now we can cover sploshing in the New York Post. Anyway, we can also say that Bill Cosby had a missed trial. I guess that half of those jurors just were put to sleep by that trial. I don't know. But don't be accepting any of Bill's invitations for

a celebratory drink. I would advise not to, if you're a young lady. I agree. Yeah, right. But yeah, if you want to know more about what he kind of suffers from, though that's no excuse, you can check out the blog for the Sleeping Beauty Syndrome. Yes, Bill Cosby's Sleep Fetish, which can be pursued consensually. It's

not easy, but you can pursue a sleep fetish in a consensual manner. And we can talk about that more later. But obviously, he did not do it in a consensual manner. I say obviously, because even though there was a missed trial, you know, 50 women, 50 women coming forward to say that he slipped Mickey's in their drinks.

Basically, I think that that's kind of some proof, you know, not alternative facts. That seems like real facts. Yeah. So yeah, so I feel bad. It's my state of Pennsylvania that couldn't make up its mind. So they're going to have to spend a gazillion dollars and do it all over again. Anyway, what else is going on? Well, yeah, we've got

all sorts of Trump things, and we have a Trumpist here, a Trump parodist, a Trump parodist. That's right. Is it a Trumpist or never Trump or a Trumpist? Yeah, you're not a Trumper. That would be a Trump supporter. Trumpeter, Trumpeteer. Trumpeteer. Yeah.

M-O-U-S-E. Well, you're a parodist, but you know, even the word parody seems redundant when you put Trump in front of it, because he is a parody. It's an oxymoron at that point. He's an unprecedented president. Right. But you have a very funny sort of show, an LP. What is it?

Yeah, we decided to do an old-school comedy record. Comedy record. Yeah. And during JFK's day, they had the first family. The last family. So it's Trump, the last family now available on iTunes. Wow, the last family. That's kind of Trumpocalypse-like.

It is. In fact, there is an explosion at the end of the, in stereo, at the end of the production. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no beheadings there. And it is quite a family. It's quite, quite a family. So speaking of family, I want to introduce the lovely sanctuary family that

has come here to celebrate Ms. Liz's birthday. And first is Goddess Pepper, who I met at DomCon. Yes. She loves to be here. But she is also a pro-dom. Oh, well, that's great. So, Mr. Liz, you come up here and sit with me. Actually, sit over here. So you're near your sanctuary people.

And Kevin, you come sit over there. And so Goddess Pepper, I met you at DomCon. At the opening night. And I was taken with you. Oh, and are you? I mean, you looked so beautiful at that night with your little black dress. I wore my little black Libidex latex dress tonight. So hot.

Yeah, let me just show it off a bit. Libidex latex. They actually made this for me. It's an Adelphi dress for DomCon. But, you know, I had to wear it for all these doms. See if I could out-dom the doms. You can out-dom the doms, though, even though you look so relaxed in your little, what is that, a client beater?

It's a boy beater. A client beater. Right. It's very sexy. Thank you. But they do it non-consensually. One thing that's great, there's many things that are great about pro-doms, but one thing that's great is that they channel these violent impulses that we all seem to have, and they channel them into consensual activities, into agreements, into,

you know, something into play, just like bonobos. There's always somebody justice for gives you no matter where you go, even if you think they're a little bit odd because you never thought of it yet. I can't hear her. We cannot hear the birthday girl. This is an important problem. We must deal with this. You have to talk into the top of that microphone.

Oh, Gypsy. Oh, my God. Now, that's what they pay me for. By the way, this voice that you hear is one of our phone sex therapists with the Dr. Susan Block Institute. Gypsy Bonobo. Oh, now I can hear me. Yeah. And so, yes. I'll have to be delicate with it. So, yes. You know, if you have a Gypsy God, you can find someone that shares your fetish. It does take a little patience, you know.

And it's a lot. It is a little more difficult in this country than, like, you know, getting a gun legally. Right. That's incredibly easy. It's a lot of work, but it's very fun. And it's totally rewarding. Yes. I mean, we're so calm. Right. We were just talking about that, Captain Max. We that the dogs are very calm and sweet and nice. Sweetest fucking slaves.

They're vile. They try to run the whole show. Naughty. Naughty. Well, they're hankering to get punished. Right. Now, speaking of subbies, we have a few absolutely adorable. These two aren't slaves. They're not slaves. They are adorable. They're subbies. They're subs, but they're professional subs. Pro subs. Pro subs, yes. They also work as

right. And this is a Swahili word for the Swahili goddess of love and sexuality. And so you are a submissive. And this is the first night I'm meeting you. I saw your grace at Dom Conn as well, floating around. Oh, well, thank you. Welcome. And so where are you from originally? I'm from Arkansas. Arkansas. Jesus, sweet.

You recognize this guy? I did. I slipped under a table as well. Yeah, I mean, you know, he's your Arkansas boy. Yeah, so. Your mascot. The mascot, for sure. So how long have you been a submissive at sanctuary? Literally a couple of weeks. Wow. What happened? Actually, this is my first full week. And what happened was I,

I've been in the industry for about a year and I was like, oh, I have to do LA. And I had did some research about the, you know, the fetish scene. And I found out about Dom Conn. So I volunteered at Dom Conn and my apartment actually got sold right when I left. I was living in Cincinnati. So I literally was like, hey, I'm a, I think I'm pro-submaterial.

And I talked to Mr. Cyan and I'm there now. All right. We love Mr. Cyan. Love Mr. Cyan. Very, very wonderful. Welcome to LA. Thank you guys. And she's very good at this. Great business woman too. And a great snake tail mistress. I mean, she's, she's the expert at snake tail whipping.

So, okay. Now we have Brattie Wolfie. Yeah. So the name itself declares that you're going to be troubled, right? And she's a little, she's a little aggressive and she's a brat. I am very bratty. I wanted to put that out there. I think maybe I'd put that in the SAM category. You sure do put that out there,

girl? Well, I don't want people getting the misperception that maybe I'm going to be like the perfect submissive that's like, yes, sir, no, sir. I can't help it. Sometimes I talk back. They're a challenge. Why do you like Bratt so much? Because they have a lot of energy. They just need to get out. Wow. It's accidentally bad. They're just energetic. Yeah. They just need to work out

or be worked out until they're tired. You like that better? And then they can focus on other stuff. Yeah. The cooperative submissives that do your bidding. Yeah. It's a challenge. I like to challenge myself. I have to say that I love a good brat because of the challenge as well. It is. It makes you use your mind. I like the name misperception. It sounds good. That's not taken.

So, Kevin, you know, we're going to be celebrating this birthday. You said you think you're the most conservative person here or the most? I'm probably the squarist person here. By the way, it is Trump's birthday this week. Is it his birthday this week? He turned 71. Yeah. OMG. He's held on the 14. Gross. 71. That's a lot of spankings.

Yes, indeed. He needs a spanking. And actually Del Ray decided to call his birthday, which is June 14th, Small Penis Humiliation Day. Yeah, I mean, parody and Trump kind of go together. I mean, his tweets are parody. He's a parody of himself, but some people do great parodies of him. Yes. Well, it's all about good, clean fun, Susie. That's that's what this is all about, you know?

We didn't go for the jugular. Good, clean, fun. Just like, hey, art is good, clean, fun, right? Well, sometimes it's a little messy. Like, say, take Kathy Griffin's art piece. Yeah. I don't see it as a take off on Salome. You want the scissors. And I mean, I'm not sure how funny it is, but there it is. It's fair, though, I think. I like

Kathy Griffin a lot. We have this Salome in our art gallery by Scott Seidman. This is a painting. Is that Kathy Griffin? No, it's just, you know, a painting of some nude hold of Salome holding John the Baptist's head. There's a lot of depictions of that. And why not? I mean, there, there's a lot of depictions of uncomfortable things. But for some reason, everyone is blaming

her for everything. I mean, it's, I just want to stick up for Kathy Griffin right here. I'm feeding the right wing, by the way. Okay. Can I just feeding the right wing? Can we, can we see the head of Zach Alfinakis again? Can we, there's me and Kathy Griffin at an Emmy's party. She's a cool and funny lady. She seems really cool. She's very nice. She's very down to earth. You know,

she said she watched my show. I don't know if she really did. She feels like she should be able to do equal things to other people. You know, she tried this. I mean, maybe it was a little messy, not the funniest thing, but I mean, they had the Secret Service calling her. Now, let me just show you what people were doing when Obama was president. Okay. Can we see a shot of that?

Please. Yeah. Now, did people go after this? They showed Obama being lynched. They show Obama being burned. There's so many pictures, hundreds and hundreds of pictures of Obama being killed. And nobody said that that was inciting his assassination or anybody's death, you know? But yeah, Kathy Griffin is at fault for the tragedy on the baseball field, you know,

with the idiot. That's called projecting. They're just projecting on her. Yeah. Yeah, of course. Of course. Well, they like to do that. They being, I guess, you know, the right wing. These people don't want their wives or children seeing any of this. And by the way, we are so nonviolent. It's almost ridiculous. It almost will give you

a toothache. We are so for peace, peace through pleasure. That's the bonobo way. We're really for peace. And this guy that shot up the Republican baseball field is an asshole. And by the way, even though he was also a Bernie supporter, in addition to being an asshole, he was primarily an asshole. And he was a wife beater and a daughter beater. He was, and he was someone

that should not have had a gun, let alone a permit to carry a concealed weapon. He had a permit. Can I repeat that? To carry a concealed weapon. And so, you know, I see that as much more at fault than Kathy Griffin's and the guy who shot voted for him to have a gun. Well, you know, I don't want to talk. I mean, you can say that.

I feel bad for the guy. You're not censoring me. Steve Scalise, I hope he survives. I hope he's okay. I don't agree with anything he's all about, but you know, I don't want anybody to have to suffer like that. But yeah, he did vote for that. Yeah, but that's what it brings on. It brings on this kind of violence, this kind of madness. There's just an ideal example of what he's caused.

So peace through pleasure, everybody. Okay. Good clean fun, Susie. Good clean fun. And sometimes dirty fun is good too. It doesn't always have to be clean. Can I addendum that? Clean can be dirty and dirty can be clean. Right, right. I think it's okay. It's just a matter of perception. The doors of perception. What we don't want is killing people.

That's what we don't want. I was going to say hurting people, but we do like hurting when it's none of the killing is ever consensual. I don't care if you have a suicide pack. It's not so much consensual out there. Why go find people that aren't because people there are messed up people. And you know, some of them have guns and many of them are right wing, but some of them are left

wing. I mean, you know, you can have different opinions and still be a nutcase and have a gun. I don't want to just take guns away from right wingers. I want to take them away from left wingers who are nutcases also. So he had three guns and a license to carry or a permit to carry a concealed weapon. And then they blame Kathy Griffin and Shakespeare also. They're also

blaming Shakespeare. Have you heard about that? How did they blame Shakespeare? Well, there's a play now of Julius Caesar that is in Shakespeare in the park in New York. And they do these plays all the time. Shakespeare folks, right? And of course, if you know anything about modern productions of Shakespeare, you know that they always do them in different ways.

I mean, they don't always wear, you know, the old fashioned Elizabethan outfits. Sometimes they wear modern clothes and they represent modern people. They do it in all different ways. And this particular production, guess what? Julius Caesar has a big shock of crazy blonde hair and a long red tie. And yeah, he's he represents a Trump and he has a wife that speaks with a Slovenian accent.

So I'd like to add too, before they did the Trump version, they did it with Obama. Same production. Really? I'm very politically active. That's a good piece of information. They did that in Shakespeare in the park or somewhere? They did one with Obama and nobody gave a damn. Nobody gave a damn. Because I mean, it's okay. But with Trump, it's offensive. And by the way,

it's double standard. But if you know Shakespeare at all, if you know the play, it's not like it's a good thing that Julius Caesar gets assassinated. No, definitely not. No, not at all. Then you got Pence. Well, then you get Pence exactly. And that's even more happened there. Julius Caesar's case after they, you know, they have these guys, Brutus and Cassius.

Spoiler alert. Yeah, you know, if you don't know Shakespeare folks, and by the way, you got to be over 18 to be watching this, right? Sure. Well, I hope you are. Thank you. If you're not, go read Shakespeare. Okay. And yeah, Julius Caesar, okay, so Cassius and Brutus, they're Democrats, they're Republicans or whatever. And they are upset that Julius Caesar is kind of

a dictator or a would be dictator and the people love him. And so they kill him. And then they think they're going to bring back the Republic. But do they bring back the Republic? Not at all. They bring on Augustus Caesar, who's 1000 times worse than Julius Caesar. And I think in their production, they have Augustus Caesar represented as like he looks like

no, no, he doesn't look like Pence. He looks like Jared Kushner. Yeah, he's wearing a black jacket, you know, like that. That's so much better. Yeah, because because Augustus Caesar was not a military man. And but he was a terrible dictator in a way, but he was kind of great in a way, I don't know. But in any case, he was a dictator. And so, you know, we shouldn't assassinate anybody, folks.

We got to practice the bonobo way through art and peace through pleasure. There we go. Look at that. Trump and Trump, he looks like him. Right there with Caesar. All right. The guy must have had too much on the top. All those hair bulbs. Yeah, well, where's his wreath? Okay, so parody is a great thing. And by the way, Michael Moore said that that really gets under Trump's

skin. That's what he said as soon as he was elected. And of course, it's true. It's true. He tweets about it all the time. He doesn't want to hear bad things about himself. He said the Secret Service agent after Kathy Griffin. I know how silly. How silly. And his family is tweeting against Shakespeare. So, you know, but you have a parody. Have you had any

Secret Service agents coming after you? I have seen some men in black following me around. That sounds hot. But that could be Scientology. Right. Has anyone seen Sharon Needle's parody of the Trump thing? No, I haven't. With Kathy Griffin? Well, she went on stage when she came back and did

a whole dance like drag show with it. And as far as I know, no Secret Service has harassed her, but I'm very curious if anyone knows anything about that. Well, yeah, I mean, the Secret Service went after Kathy Griffin probably because she's like uber famous. They're trying to make an example out of her. Yes. Because she's really like

because she's awesome. They want to bring her down. Because she's awesome. And they have all these, she's hilarious. She was representing some poop aid thing, something that is something to do with toilets. Yeah, she was and they fired her. Humble. Humble. Yeah, she was some little That should never be, you know, made an example out of you. You should be able to be humble.

Anyway, Kathy, if you want to come on the Dr. Susan Block show, you are welcome anytime. We love you. We love you very much. We do. So tell us more about your Trump family, the last family. Well, we try, Judy Tanuta plays Melania Trump. So there's a full on full love making scene on the album that I suggest you play over and over again,

because it's very short. Oh, okay. So we enjoyed doing that. And Judy just went to town. We love screams and moans. And Joe Ackman plays Trump. And he does a fantastic job. Yeah, he does. He's got that soft voice quality. I heard, I guess, an excerpt from it. Oh, yes, he's he's just wonderful. And in the opening scene, they take a taxi ride from Manhattan

all the way to the White House. And he shows just what kind of a guy he is. And are you in it or you are the writer of it? I am the writer and producer. It's part of parcel of a show that we do at the Sunset Gower Studios called friend or foe. So we have our usual gang. And there's some a lot of surprises, a lot of funny commercials in it. And commentary and even Hilary Clinton

plays a part in this. Can we can we play any of the sex scene? Is that you can if you have it if you have a clip? Sure. If we have it, I don't know if we have it. Yeah, maybe after the break, you could dig it up. We can we can dig it up. I want to hear Melania. I want you guys to all chime in too. And it's very short. Yeah, that's good. Okay. All right. So so you're also you

also work with the groundlings. Is that right? Yes, I studied under Gary Austin, who was who passed away in April 1st, April Fool's Day. And he started the groundlings 40 years ago. And he taught me how to be in full agreement, which has really helped me in this scene. You know, in the comedy scene. That's what I mean. In full agreement, full agreement. That sounds like something you might

it could help. Yeah, so it's fully consensual. This album, you put it, you put it on, it goes, yeah, it goes both ways. Good. And iTunes is fully consensual, by the way, the terms and conditions. Right, right. So terms and conditions. We like iTunes. This is something that, you know, your two worlds have in common, comedy and femdom. Okay. So do you find that you're getting more

Trump supporters or Trump resistors as clients? Or do they not ever talk about politics? Nobody ever talks about politics, but I can't imagine they would be on Trump's side. The principles kind of go against. So now there is a there is a dominant tricks somewhere. Actually, Delray told me about her that she specifically specializes in beating

Trump voters who feel a little bad. I now specialize in that as well. I switched right now. I've seen this. It is honestly one of the most inspiring things I have ever seen this woman. She is creative as fuck. She's got Trump supporters, and she's like, I'll stop when you say lock him up. It's a fine game. Definitely. I started doing live cam, and I had a session with a guy who wanted to

do an interracial, and I made him say, I said, in order for me to book your session for the Skype show, I said, you have to tell me Black Lives Matter. And he did. And I have a screenshot of him saying Black Lives Matter to me first. You have to make it equal in some way. You've got to level with people to work with them. I really, really believe that, you know, men, I mean, there are

women, of course, and trans, I mean, all kinds of people that go to see pro-doms, but a lot of men and a lot of, you could say, conservative men, you know, are the ones that are paying for it and booking sessions. Educated men and all of this. And they have the money, too. And so, you know, you're giving them a little education in Semtop. Unlike manners training, and it teaches you

a bit of life skills, like hard work, ethics, and taking direction well. A lot of these men are entitled to, and they don't experience. They're used to people following their orders. Certainly women following their orders. And you are women that are bossing them around, and they're paying for it. I'm just curious whether you guys do a Russian accent,

whether somebody could be colluding with the Russians. Is that possible? I have no idea about this. I'll look into it. Did I just come up with this? A few months ago, we did this thing with the pro-doms, Mistress Tara, Indiana,

and Sherry Rose, and a couple of others, where we all pissed on Trump, and with Russian accent. I would be done with that. You should be humble. Yeah, we had a guy with a Trump mask, not this Trump. Yeah, it's playing on YouTube right now. Actually, the censored version is playing on YouTube. Also, Jackie Blue was one of the pitchers.

So that's the tape they're looking for, huh? Well, the one that, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, I wish they would, you know, uncover it. I think the New York Post has a scoop. It would go viral. This is a scoop that you gave the New York Post, I think.

Yeah, I wish. I hope they're watching. Yeah, they do want me to give them some other fetishes, so I should give them golden showers, right? It's very humbling to people, to be peed on. I gave my first golden shower last night, actually. You did, yeah.

It's quite animalistic, too. You feel good to release. It's very primal. Yeah, I actually was much easier than I thought it would be. I thought I'd get peace shy, but it was awesome. It was awesome. She wanted to do it really bad, so it made it really easy.

Nice. It's kind of animalistic. You're like marking your territory a little bit. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, it is a note. And you know, pee, if you're healthy, your pee is healthy. Yeah, I make people drink it because it is very healthy.

It's sterile, right? Unlike poop, which is a different story. But pee is... I'm going to say that right now as the medical person that pee is not sterile,

and you should not be drinking pee. Just... That is people like, ew, I don't like you, but I don't like that you drink anybody's pee. Now I'm very curious. What type of medical professional are you? I'm a nurse. Excellent. I'm a medical assistant and a phlebotomist.

Are you? So you like to take that blood, good girl. I love to take that blood. You like to stop those. You like to say, you know why I thought about that? Because I was like, God, I could roll in at three in the morning and just

take your blood and not have to deal with your problems. And see, she can laugh because she gets it. Um, but yeah, pee is not sterile. But you know what? Exactly.

If you have healthy clients, healthy people, just know your people. Well, yeah, I didn't mean that all pee is sterile. Universal precaution. Actually, that's what the square guy said.

Excuse me, the square guy was the one that said that pee was sterile, right? What do you know about drinking pee? Do you drink pee regularly? Um, well, now that I hear you, it's not sterile. He's going to stop.

I'm going to go with her and say it so that it was bad. But full agreement, you know, if I say it's sterile, you should just agree. You can drink your own pee sterile, like if it's your own. You can drink your own pee, I think.

But you should still be healthy to drink your own pee. I wouldn't drink my pee if I was not healthy. So if you're in a desert, you should drink your own pee because it's better than dying, you know.

That's right. Much better than dying. But I'm saying that you're like just hanging out at the, you know, your local sex club. Don't just say, I mean, just know your people.

That's, oh, oh. But if you're drinking pee, only come if pee is a good nutritional supplement. It has a lot of protein in it.

It has a lot of protein. I'm not saying that it doesn't have its pluses. Let's just say that eat and come can also be dangerous if you don't know your people.

Absolutely. Anybody fluid. It's bodily fluid. So just be safe.

Just know your people and there's nothing wrong with that. You just get to know them. I think I got sick because I was French kissing too much on my birthday. Oh, you're naughty?

Oh, I know. I know that's what happened. I got sick right after my birthday. Oh, we'll take care of you.

Yeah, I know. Thank you. All right. Well, speaking of birthdays, it is Mistress Liz's birthday.

And I understand you have some very interesting birthday activities that you'd like to indulge in. I do. We would like to do some predicament bondage later.

Predicament bondage. This is very interesting. Before we get into that, I would like to. Predicament bondage.

Just present you with. What a predicament, isn't it? And if you would, I'm going to put it on your hands and knees. Oh, we're doing this.

Oh, yes. OK. And if you'll just deliver this to Mistress Liz for her birthday? Oh, Nico.

Don't drop it. Don't drop it. Good girl. That is a good girl.

You know, UPS actually tried this. Let me give you a pat. That's good. Now, are you going to be giving or taking the birthday spankings?

I want to give them. I'm such a giver. So generous. OK, I'll hold your microphone while you unwrap your gifty there.

So I'll give you a clue. Give me a clue, please. This gift may not work on someone with tiny balls. All right.

All right, guys. On Trump. OK, which one are you? This must be a ball bondage.

Whoa. It's a ball stretcher with chains. Wow. Now, I know Mistress Liz is very fond of chains.

I'm into CBT. Yes. This is perfect for this. And chains.

Yes, you are. Hold it up. Hold it up, yeah. So basically, this part goes on their.

That part goes around the balls. Yeah, this part goes on. You can clip it anywhere. You could clip it to their nipples, even.

Oh, wow. So if we have any. And you can put little weights on the. Volunteers for the second part of the show.

Maybe we'll put this on somebody. Yeah, we can find a lot of gentlemen out there right now. So if you want to make your balls. A lot of guys, a lot of balls out here.

See a pro dom and. You have first dibs by the way, Kevin. So it's nothing sharp. Yeah.

I work in radio, dear. I don't have any balls. They got to be bigger than Trump's. You're not on his.

Prove it. I also have a present for you. When should we bring in the cake? I was asked.

Oh, the cake. I can't balance that. That was supposed to be a surprise. Oh, OK.

Well, is that a surprise? Well, we could do the predicament first. Not a surprise anymore. I think we should do predicament.

OK. OK, I can have. Oh, we want to do predicament in the second half. Yeah, probably.

So then we should just. Then we can do sloshing. Sloshing also. Eat it and then sloshing.

So they're going to do something at first. So there's a couple of things. One is this. A massage glove.

This is cool. As seen on TV. This is for aftercare. Vibrating massage.

I'm going to use this a lot. Vibrates. That's in her head. Where's the sham well?

The sham well has got to be next. Water, you're going to use this for yourself? You can use it anywhere. So much better than this.

In the tub. OK. Next gift is the slanket. I don't know if I gave you this already.

But if you. I don't have one of these. Don't. All right.

Then I gave you the bonobo way. All right. Happy birthday, Mr. Sliz. Happy birthday.

Mr. Sliz. OK. So if we're not going to do the predicament, then we have to do a birthday spanking.

Let's do a birthday spanking. I think we have volunteers. So please get on your hands. Who do you want to.

Mr. Sliz girl. Yes, ma'am. I want to spank anybody. Who's in front of me?

I like how she says that so softly and firmly. Who's in front of me? God is proud. I got a cat call him over.

Very compelling. I'm a gentleman. With a soft voice. Yes.

And here they are, the two. What shall we spank them with? Well, you could spank them with this book because this is. This is the spanking book.

That's the spanking book, as you can see. Yes. Spank us with knowledge. OK.

So I'll hold your microphone. And you can really wallop them. I want thank yous, girls. So I guess this is OK on Facebook

because they're wearing panties at the moment. We have panties on. They, uh, at the moment. You don't need to take your panties off.

Yeah, you have to keep your panties on for Facebook. Spanking can't be done pretty much anywhere. This is Facebook. Yeah.

All right. So here we are to four hot buns. They look great. I want thank yous.

So I am 29 and a half today. All right. Congratulations. 29 and a half.

And you look 28. I hear that. I get carted a lot, so I'm still flattering. So I'm going to give them each 15.

OK. Sounds good. And these girls are going to count because they know how to do this, I think.

Oh, yeah. You've got to count. So now some, where is gypsy? Gypsy is right here.

Can you hold a microphone? Or actually, God is prosperous. Thank you. You can hold a microphone so we can hear them.

All right. I like that. Watch out. On this side, I think.

OK. This pretty little peach thug. Count for me, darling. All right.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15. Thank you, Mistress. 16.

I give you one for good measure. One for good luck. I need good luck. One to grow on, girls.

Yes, indeed. Thank you. Thank you, darling. That was good counting.

All right. You have to give rewards, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's not so bratty right now.

I'm just going to lose. That scares me that she's saving her brattyness for something big. Count for me.

I'm very afraid of Mistress Liz. Look at these butts. Oh, and that's nice and pink, that bunch. Oh, yes.

Right in the middle. Love it when it gets safe. Thank you, Mistress. All right.

Count for me, sweetie. Yes, ma'am. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, and some taps.

Sort of a good measure. Yeah. That's a good girl. All right.

That's a nice warm-up. Let's hear it for our birthday gal, Mistress Liz. Thank you for our birthdays. Thank you so much, Mistress Liz.

Bratty, Wolfie, and Goddess Pepper, who seemed to have organized the whole thing. So. Yeah, go ahead.

That was very good. All right. So we're moving into how much time do we have? We have about 10 minutes.

We have 10 minutes. So let's see. Well, we could, I guess, we don't want to do the predicament. 10 minutes is maybe not enough for the whole thing.

Oh. Well, tell us what it is, the predicament. You want to do a demonstration at least, Candy? Well, so the predicament bondage is kind of like a test.

A test of strength. It's a test of strength and persistence and hard work ethic. And there are consequences and obedience. We like obedience and good manners and a good attitude.

I know what we'll do right now. Have the birthday cake. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear mistress Liz. Happy birthday to you. Thank you. Blow.

Right. Wow. You're going to know how to blow, girl. I can blow as well.

We had a lot of blowing on my show last week with Amanda Blow, but that was a good blowout. All right. So are we going to have a little sploshing?

Oh, you're going to cut it. I think Gypsy's going to prepare it. So we should have a little Bonoboville communion. You should take the first communion of the night.

I could take communion. Okay. So you have a choice as to who you take communion from and what body part you take it from.

What's your birthday? I think there's this beautiful goddess here next to me. Oh, okay. Or we have Gypsy, but she's cutting the cake.

Okay. Well, how about the beautiful goddess? Would you like to? I would love for you to take communion from me.

Oh, I'm so excited. You're cutting the cake? You want me to carry the knife? No, no.

I'm not going to cut the cake. I'm just going to carry the knife. You have to be told how to give communion. Yes, I don't know how to do this.

Okay. Well, first we choose a body part. Yeah. Here.

Come on up here. Come on. Sit up here. There you go.

So what is the body part that you would like to lick your communion from? Where can I lick you? Oh, that sounds beautiful. Sounds beautiful.

All right. So she should lick you. All right. So here she goes.

First she licks and then she gets the salt. And then she gets the agua. That is wild. Oh, wow.

Look at this. What a beautiful body. She's gorgeous. Okay.

So here we go. So she's licking right between goddess pepper's salty booby. Oh, this is interesting. We're going to put salt on goddess pepper.

But first you lick. All right. And then we put the salt. This is a religious experience.

That's why I call it communion. I see that, Dr. Suzy. And yes, I need different ones of those. Okay.

And you did that. Very good. Now you lay back between her legs. That's right.

Backwards, right? You lay back like that. Just like that. And open your mouth.

Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. And you get laid on the Dr. Suzy Rock Show. This is actually my first time getting laid here.

There you go. You are blessed. You are blessed. You are laid.

And you are first aid. First laid. Happy birthday, baby. I feel like I've been thoroughly done.

And would you like to allow one of the slave, not slave, subbies or goddess prosper or anyone to, you know, worship you with a lick and get subdued? Would you like to worship me, ladies?

Of course we would. That's why we're here. Worship, Mr. Slim. Okay.

Start at the bottom, girls. Do it right. There you go. She's going to make you have to try harder.

She's just pushing you. Let's see what you have. You have a good competition. All right.

We have a Sam here. And now we sprinkle the salt. This is a smart ass massacre. We must sprinkle the salt on the feet.

Lick up the salt. These are some good girls. And we have our new little cocktail glasses. What are these?

Shot glasses that are for Pride Month. Yay! Pride Month. I'm still wearing my Pride high heels because I like them so much.

I love those. Yeah. And by the way, just a moment of silence for those who died in the pulse massacre. We miss you.

And we think about you at this time. And now we're back to communion because we know if you were still here with us, you'd want to do it too. So here we go.

Who could fault them? Okay. So now you can, where do they lean back? Do they get to lean back between your legs?

Please, come. Okay. One at a time because I don't know if I can fit two at a time. I don't know if I can fit two at a time.

Oh, I know you can. Come here, darling. All right. So here we go.

I think she's ready for this. Oh, that was way too easy. Oh, she swallows very well. She does.

Right down the hatch. And here comes Miss Penzi. Oh, are you so pretty? Please, come in.

She is. And lean back. Are you ready? Open wide.

Whoops. There we go. At least didn't get in her eyes. Girl.

Very good. Let's hear it for Miss Penzi and Brattie Wolfie and Mistress Liz's birthday. Yes, indeed. Oh, and we should get them laid too.

Let's get these girls laid. Let's get these girls laid. I want to help you lay them. I'll start on the outside.

Oh, yeah. So we're about ready to take a little break. I think any moment, right? Thank you.

Wasn't I told we had to do it very soon? Yes. Yes, you're done. Okay, we're done.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back with more birthday and Trump parody. Yay, Miss Miss Liz. Happy birthday.

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I love you. That's my girl. Listening to radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now here she is, Dr. Susan Block.

We are back with the Dr. Susan Block show live from Bonoboville. And we are giving Donnie his birthday spanking. And he's naughty because he let his penis pacifier fall out of his mouth. And you know that he's under gag order.

Punish him, Dr. Susie. Punish him. The Dr. Susan Block show. Nobody else punishes him.

So we have to. He needs discipline in his life. He really needs to be disciplined, this guy. I tell you, he has a cabinet meeting right before his birthday where he,

he makes them all like, say, you're so wonderful. He's a narcissist. He needs that. Oh, let's, let's, let's go real.

Yeah, you get spanked for being naughty, naughty. Don't you grab my pussy either. Everyone should introduce themselves. Go around Robin and let us know who you are.

Yeah, let us know who you are and how much you love me. Yeah, birthday wishes. All right, keep that in your mouth. This is how we like our Trump under gag order.

Good manners with a penis pacifier. There's no way that disciplines Trump the way she does. She's amazing. Here is his little pee pee.

This is small penis humiliation day. It's all consensual. Well, I don't know. Of course it's consensual.

He loves it. He does love it. We all need you to come here. And here's, now Bill Clinton is a big dick, right here.

Okay, so there you go. You know he has one. I don't know if he does, but I've heard different rumors. That's quantical actually.

I like to think he does. Hopeful. We're back and we're celebrating Mr. Saliz's birthday. I mean, I feel bad that we have to share a birthday week with Trump.

But you know, you know what? We even have our own. Yeah, we do. And we also have Kevin Michaels here, Trump.

And I am wearing a Libdex latex, a Delphi dress. Which needs to be conditioned so hard. This is rubber, right? Rubber.

Can I have one of the submissive girls? Maybe get a little lube me up. Can I see some titties or anything? Oh yeah, let's see some titties.

They have lots of titties here. There's a bunch of titties in here. Oh, beautiful. Wow, oh yes.

Oh, rub. Make sure you condition it while we like good workers. Oh, rub me down, girls. Conditioning her Libdex dress.

Condition my Libdex latex dress. Is that a registered trademark? It is, right? It is.

She's wearing. Made by DuPont. Okay, that's long from there. That's one of the benefits of wearing latex is you need to be rubbed down.

That's how it should be shining. Oh yes, and it's now nice and shiny. Look at that, these ladies did such a good job. They did.

They really shine me up. It's because they're professionals. Yes, they are. Yes, they have beautiful titties too.

I know. All right. Well, we are excited to be back. And I think before we do our predicament bondage,

we are going to get in the mood by hearing Melania and Donnie have sex. Oh my god, I'm so excited for this. I hope this clip is in the right. Secret tape that he made.

Yeah, I hope this is in the right. This sounds like they're faking it. Well, now we know why you're so sure of yourself. Who grabs you?

Who gives daddy sex? Who's my daddy? Mr. Donald. Mr. President Donald.

Melania, that was a terrific job. And whoa, what a place to be in the Lincoln bedroom. She is not fine. Well, Lincoln is stinking right now, you know, from sex.

All the White House needs is a grotto like the Playboy Mansion. And the Hugh Kefner, please. Yes, I used to hang out at the mansion. Beautiful people, hardworking buddies.

And now we have old, old on a stave. I should send that creepy old oil painting over to Hillary. She likes Lincoln. She'd appreciate the gesture.

I'd like to put my portrait over the bed. Oh man, I shouldn't have thought about Hillary. Even if see Alice won't work now. Oh, but seeing her face after the election.

That did it for him. Now I'm hard as a rock. Here we go. Oh boy.

Here we go. Yeah. There we go. No, let's make love great again, Mr. President.

Don't call now. Hello. Please leave a message. I don't.

It's Barack again. One more time. Phone tag, I guess. I left the nuclear codes in the top left drawer.

If you happen to be looking for them. And keep them safe and sound. Kidding. I've been watching your Twitter feed, Donald.

Now if someone can't handle a Twitter account. Then they can't handle the nuclear codes. Just saying. Gotta go.

You know that. Again, it's Barack. I love you. He's such a caring guy.

Take care. He is. Wishing you the best. He really is.

He's looking out for Donald. Oh, millennium. He's looking out for all America. That's so nice I have to call.

Thank you guys. And that's a great flip. From the last family. Available on iTunes right now.

Get it on iTunes. I like that he's fantasizing about Hillary. While fucking Melania. Yeah.

That's awesome. He's torn. Yeah. And that was a real secret tape.

That wasn't actors. Right. Right. That was real.

Imagine. That was the real, not the fake news. Okay. Well, so.

He called it terrific. I believe she's terrific too. It's a great job. She did a great job.

Yeah. Did she do a great job? No. Not enough.

That's what you really need. Is that the spanking edition? Yeah. Spanking edition.

Correct. Well, she's moved back into the White House, I guess. Back. I mean, she moved into the White House.

She actually wasn't there before. Yeah. But we'll see if things get better or worse. So.

I couldn't stand to be around the man 24-7 either. Well, I don't think she just couldn't think of any other excuses. Well, he spends so much time in Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago, so she might just have the whole place to himself.

You know, he goes golfing every week. It costs us billions of dollars for him to go golfing every week. And all this special, the secret service that he needs to. Yeah.

Well, he's going to be taking out a lot of business trips now. 500 billion dollars or a million dollars to travel each time. It costs a lot. And he's spending all the money at his own resort.

Yes. And he gave Obama so much shit to travel, and then he racked up even more. Mother nature is getting her just revenge.

And there's a sinkhole right in front of Mar-a-Lago. That's, you know, karma. They're going to sink into the hole soon. Yeah.

Some positivity. We had some people at some states have joined the Paris Agreement for some states have. Yeah. All right.

Some states have joined the Paris Agreement. It's California. Have we done that? I think so.

California, Hawaii. New York. New York. Definitely.

Los Angeles. All right. Good try. Yeah.

All right. So we will still follow the initiative. Enough banter. It's time for predicament.

It is time. Bondage. Let's see this. Oh my God.

We have something so great planned. Girls, what's for you ready? What can I do for you? Please hold this for a minute.

Oh my gosh. Of course. Anything you need. So, Wolfie, I'm going to have you take your shoes off, please.

Wow. Here they are. The girls are going to get in a predicament. There's a lot going on in this show.

Yeah. Take it off. All of it. This is not your everyday radio or TV show.

For that matter. This is unique. The ladies doing what they're told and taking it off. They're taking it off.

Such good girls. Take it off slowly like good girls. Wow. Okay.

Take off. Top. I would love to see the top come off. I like that outfit.

Can we have the top come off of somebody? Mopenzi's taking her top off. All right. So, Wolfie, I'm going to have you come over here on your hands and knees, please.

Sexy. Look at those pretty hard nipples. Those are so, well, yes. Beautiful, beautiful.

No, my gosh. How do you not love your body? Oh, my God. It's so beautiful.

You finish, not finish. That is a body of goddesses. Don't worry about it. Gorgeous bodies.

Both of you girls. All right. As much as you're comfortable with it. I'm going to have the slim Nubian goddess and the voluptuous beyond Pratt.

You want to take those beautiful paintings off? You can take them off. This is exciting. I'm not sure what is going to happen.

So, what's going on, Mr. Slice? I gave this one some Legos to kneel on because it is a predicament to kneeling on Legos. And she's quite bony. You know what?

It's good to have somebody in our birthday suit for your birthday. You know what? It's even better than I have about to. And you got two girls in their birthday suits for your birthday.

Woo! And that's a beautiful bag, by the way, Mr. Slice. Oh, I thank you. Beautiful bag.

We got these two beautiful naked women here and you're talking about her bag. I like her bag. He's a gentleman. He's a gentleman.

He sees all the, I think he's aware of all the bag. You know, all the baggy's on stage right now. This is amazing. However you want to call him.

Look at this. Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Okay, now they're getting cuffed.

So, Mr. Slice, what's going on now? Two beautiful naked submissive... I'm going to cuff these beautiful ladies. And I want to give out a shout out to Sanctuary.

Because all of these ladies are there at Sanctuary. You can see them there. You can session with them there. And they are here for your pleasure.

Goddess Pepper is peppering up the situation. They're definitely going to be in a salt on Goddess Pepper. Yeah. Goddess Pepper is my assistant tonight.

She's an equally talented doll. Yes. This just leaves you thought this out. Absolutely.

I like to plan everything. Yeah. We're very educated women in our profession. You have to be.

You don't want to leave your whole birthday up to other people, you know. You got to plan your own pleasure. These are too big. I'll have some others here.

Cuffs all around. These gals are getting all cuffed up. We're going to do something interesting here. Which is they're in a predicament.

So. They're in a predicament. They have to hold their staple position in order to keep it to maintain it. Okay.

Is there a punishment if they don't? They punish themselves. Oh. Oh.

Okay. It hurts. Something is going to hurt. It doesn't necessarily hurt, but it pulls them beyond their limit.

So they have to hold it in order to get this. Okay. It's an athletic challenge. Okay.

So now goddess pepper is putting the cuffs on bratty wolfie. She's not being so bratty. She's putting her hands behind her head. These girls just need discipline.

She's got bratty looking pigtails on them. She's very some. She's being a good little submissive for a birthday. Yeah.

We wouldn't be bratty for women. I'm sorry. Aww. See.

Girls stick together. Double sided sword. See, for you, Kevin, they would be bratty. They would be.

Super bratty for you. Very naughty. Naughty girl. Ain't no hook.

Ain't no hook. So Trump is just going to watch here. Trump is going to have the Dutch hat. He's a voyeur of sorts right now, and he's going to be a bad boy.

Just like he did with the Russian hookers pissing. You're just going to be a dossier on Obama's bed. He will be a whole dossier about this. Absolutely.

We're filming it. Do you want some? Actually, okay. You have a little bit of things.

You're on it. You're on it. Now, Facebook really has come a long way. What has come a long way?

Facebook. Oh, Facebook. No, no. This part we can't show on Facebook.

We have Facebook. We have to go. They should pay for the show. Facebook is now, I don't know,

a part of watching for something else. You're dismissed for the moment. I'm new to this show, Dr. Susan. Yes, yes.

Get ready. This is corporate censorship. There's no court. There's no nothing.

Where's that dissent about the head? That is quite a gizmo. This is called an anal hook. It is an anal hook.

Use for predicament bondage. Wow. That is an anal hook for everyone who wants to know. That's sad.

And it is ready. Hey, you guys that are watching on Facebook, if you can hear me, can they hear me? They can hear you.

Okay. You know, you really should watch this. It's free on Bonoboville. All you have to do is go to bonoboville.com.

Or you can pony up and make a donation to the Bonobos and watch it on Dr. Susan Block.tv. And then you see the anal hook and you see it being inserted

into Mepenzi's tiny little butt. Whoa. That's a vagina and not an anal. So it's in the vagina.

So maybe we need to... The nurse had to tell me that. I thought it was an anal hook. I wasn't looking.

Very exactly. I was not watching. Okay. I saved your little bottom.

The anal hook is going into that. You know what? We like to work our way up. So you know, little...

Yeah, exactly. You know, we're moving our way back. So that's fine. This is how you consensually grab them by the pussy, right?

Right, ladies. I see what you did there. So, Gossiper, what are we doing right now? So now what we're going to do is

we're going to put them in a predicament situation here. And I'm going to use some... They will have to hold their position and we're going to say yes out.

There will be consequences. Oh, there will. There will be consequences. So if they do not do what they're told,

there will be price to pay. Oh, yeah. This will be pulling on her. We're using a rope.

Let the fun begin. All right. Okay. Microphone, microphone.

All right. Wait a minute. That's it. Where is that thing?

Well, if you get back down. It is in her pussy. Beautiful. The Mepenzi Pussy has...

What is that called? An anal... An anal hook. An anal hook.

But right now it's a pussy hook. It's a dual hook. I got a hook in my ass. So what we're going to do is a full body harness

with the pussy hook. Oh, wow. So you guys on Facebook can't see this. No.

You're doing... Terribly sorry, but... It's a medical procedure, I think. You want to talk to old Stevie up there.

So I'm using some hemp rope here. Hemp rope? Very good. Hemp happens to be pretty scratchy, actually.

We love hemp. But it is very sustainable. Very sustainable. Not as soft as something like jute.

So it's a little more punishing. Exactly. Right. Oh, it's not like a silk rope.

Or a velvet rope. It is a hemp rope. And she's in these incredible high heels. I will add.

It's quite a predicament. This takes a little bit of work to set up. But the results are beautiful. It's like art.

Okay. We will keep your lei so that you can take it home. Now this is basically what the country is going through right now. This is a perfect example of your typical American

right here in Trump's process. You have to go along with it. And Trump likes to think you're hooked. But why is this so much more fun than listening to the news every day?

It's very creative. And it's consensual. It's a creative, consensual outlet. That's the thing.

It's consensual. This needs to be on CNN, I think. I agree. I would love to work out to this at the gym.

Oh my God, I would love you to work out. Bring it on. Just let me know when you'll be there. Create it.

Why not? She's not tying a lot of wrapping going on. This is a beautiful art piece, really. And that is what a lot of femdoms do.

They kind of turn their subbies into body art. Be patient, bratty wolfie. Mr. Sliz doesn't leave anybody out. Oh gosh.

She's a good girl. She's being a good girl for Mr. Sliz's birthday. This is a kid's show. You'll see us on Nickelodeon rerun tomorrow.

Oh yeah. It's a little serious, so it's beautiful. Prove the kids, of course. How is it?

Are you ready for this? So how does your hook feel? It's pulling towards my, towards this direction. It's pulling that one.

Pulling out, towards your butt. It's like rewarding them for their good hard work ethic. She is being a very good girl right now. She is.

Well, I wait. Wow. I know you're being such a good girl while you wait. And you look adorable while you do it.

Absolutely. You never can have too many birthday spankings on a birthday. Well, every day is somebody's birthday. Okay.

Now she's making. She's going to pull until like a little pet. I'm going to pass my limit because I'm a good sub. Yes, you are.

And I'm trying to get this. You have a pink knot. This final knot right on her neck. You have a beautiful little pink bottom.

The final knot is going right on the Penzi's clit. You're eating slowly and king porn. So what's going on right here? I have to deal with it.

I am a sub. Yeah. When did you realize you were a sub? Via my relationships.

I would definitely like try to be somebody that I wasn't. And then I was like, you know, I need to get more into back into videos and then I'm going to learn more about it. And then I was like, oh, I'm a submissive by nature.

Like, you know, and then I learned more about like making it a part of your lifestyle. Did you check your local library or Wikipedia? I definitely checked local library.

I don't like Wikipedia because I'm afraid of lies. Well, you know, if you're wrong, you can change it. Right. So how's that feel right now?

There's a pinch. There's a pinch in there. I did it somewhere on it, but you know, that would be the predicament. Whoa.

The left side of my clit has a pinch. You are a tough cookie. You have to be in a certain position in order to keep it from pinching. Oh, Mistress Liz has an answer for everything.

That is what makes it predicament fondage. You are in a predicament if you do not cooperate. Okay. That's what a predicament looks like.

This is what a predicament looks like. I wish my predicaments look like this every day. I wish I had had naked, beautiful submissives bending over for me for my predicament. This is a beautiful predicament.

I know when I worked at 9-5, right? You know. Like with Wolfie. So Mistress Liz, did you plan this out with graph paper and pencil?

Of course. How does every song do it? I don't know. They did plan this out.

I'm still learning. All right. Now, Bradie Wolfie is getting into her predicament. First, with a collar.

She needs a collar because she's a sub. So, like, my pants, you have a collar. Yes. Is a representation of what their role is.

Right. It keeps them in the psychological manner of the scene. Yes, yes. Collars are always right.

Okay. So she's got her collar on. She's got her cuffs on. She is going to be connected to Mopensi in a way.

Oh my gosh. She looks like a human centipede. Well, no. But a bondage of the human centipede.

These two are going to have to use teamwork. Something that Trump doesn't know anything about. That's definitely not sterile. That's true.

That's so unsterile. I'm sorry. Maybe horrible. I just want to have a side of the cheek.

Yeah, not actual human centipede. I think of the human centipede as a little bit like Trump. More beautiful and way more sterile. So I'm going to be excited.

Okay. Beautiful. She is holding this hook in her vagina. She must have really amazing kegel muscles.

Back on your hands. Some knees, Wolfie. Really, really good kegel muscles. Over that way.

Towards Mr. Liz's feet. Forward a little bit. Look at these hot naked girls all tied up. Wow.

They're positioning here. I better get out of the way. But I'm trying to make sure I don't lose any of it. Dialogue here.

Okay, so now we have Brattie Wolfie on her hands and knees. I want your heels right above Wolfie's feet. Yes.

Heels above Wolfie's feet. If you come down, you will hurt her. Ooh. Oh, her heels are on the soles of her feet.

So now she is in a predicament because these two have to work together. Oh my God. Doesn't that hurt, Wolfie?

She's holding herself up. She's using her muscles to hold herself up. I know. Let's not worry about Wolfie's heels

when we have a hook in her vagina. We have hooks at the bottom of her heels. I don't know who to worry about. I don't know who to worry about.

This isn't particularly. You should worry about Wolfie because I'm here. I think this is a little too easy for Wolfie. I'll worry about Wolfie a little bit too.

I'm worried. Okay, so how are you guys going to work together and do this? How is this going to happen?

Even if I hold your hand, I'm still might do it. Yes. She has to really focus and meditate. Okay, so let's.

Yes, absolutely. A couple of my boys. Half of this is meditation. Wolfie, you're way too easy.

It is. I'm being spoiled. Okay. We're going to uphold your trap half up.

And hold your arms out. Keep those feet. You're going to hold some books, I think. Keep those feet under those heels.

Maybe we should use another good one. Oh my goddess. She's bouncing the bonobo way on her head. And she has to hold her arms up.

And the arms, her hands are holding the other bonobo way. Whoa. So now they're both using their athletic ability and meditating to be able to hold these positions.

Oh my goddess. I think we have to applaud now before they fall apart. I mean, this is amazing. This is already amazing.

I'm not sure if this is the predicament. This is the predicament. This is amazing. He's down.

This is amazing. She stabbed her. She has books on her. She's going to throw her balance off.

Okay. But at least the book didn't fall down completely. It just fell into her arms. She caught it.

Okay. She has the book on her head. And a book on her hands. And then Mepenzi's heels in her soles of her feet.

And Mepenzi has a hook in her vagina. Now this takes some intellect to be able to do a scene like this. So what's going on with you, babe? It's work.

There's like a pinch on my like pussy lips. And if I pull forward too hard, it will pull my like, it'll pinch my like inner vagina pussy lips, which the skin is like really soft right there.

Wow. If I lean forward or if I step down, I hurt her. If I lean forward, I hurt myself. So my back has to be angled right now.

This is amazing. And I have to stand on the balls on my feet to not step on her. Oh no, somebody's going to get spanked. So what happened?

She might be allowed her balance. I will give a spank there for that. Here you go, Pepper. I think she could use the second reminder.

Do not drop the bonobo way. That's right. Now you have to try harder. Arms up.

Meditate, honey. Such a good girl. Yeah, to focus on us. Wow.

Now they really are in position. If you look at one place. This is like yoga. This is really very yoga.

This is very Zen and very yoga. I feel like I have to be yoga just to be involved. Oh yeah, you are involved. I am involved.

I am. I'm so involved. You're holding her. Wow.

But still the heels are pressing down into the shoulders. This is fems getting together and cooperating. This is a beautiful piece. We are encouraging teamwork.

We are encouraging teamwork. And you are the. This is a life skill that they are learning right now. This is amazing.

It's not just about beating people up. That's quite a predicament. It's quite a predicament. Can we have some applause?

They have to applaud for themselves. Absolutely. This is amazing. Goddess Pepper and Mepenzi and Braddy Wolfie and birthday gal.

Mistress Lynn. Maybe we could take them out and reward them now. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

They did great. You think good girls. They're such good girls. I don't know if you can relax,

but I mean relax as much as you can. I guess. As much as you can with the hook and your pussy. That's an expression.

Very common expression. I think it's going to become common now. Yeah, this is a new thought. I'm ready for this.

If this is I can walk around like this. Why not? I want this to be my next album cover. Oh yeah.

I want this to be my next outfit every day, you know. It makes you have good posture, honestly. Oh yeah. Exactly.

Yes. Who needs a book on your head? Well, you could have a book on your head and it's total balance.

Inner and out. You know. And you have to learn to meditate through it and spot when something is going to go wrong.

They do this in English boarding schools, don't they? I think so. You know, it's bad because we used to do this to our children.

Quirkle discipline worked once upon a time. Let's go back to it. Right, right. Mistress Liz.

No, no. Don't do this to your kids. Do it to consenting adults only. Yeah.

We find people who are into it. And why not? I mean, there's so many. You just have to go out and look.

I mean, do you make guys do this too? Absolutely. Because you know what? It teaches them the same exact principles.

Yeah. Preferably. A man should be made into a hard-working individual. What about principles?

Because women are superior, obviously. These are the principles. Work hard, be respectful, negotiate properly, and only consult with consensing adults.

I thought he was talking about that English boarding school. A submissive job is, as Dom's have told me recently, like over and over, a submissive job is to communicate fully. So we are taught from the get-go,

communicate to your master, your sir, your Dom, whomever, to communicate fully. And that's helped me in my personal relationship so much and outside of it, honestly, for real.

Very good piece of advice for everybody. BDSNM, like the bondage and discipline of the term BDSNM is what I relate to personally more than, like, sadomasochistic because, I don't know, discipline has me.

No, you don't like that pain too much. I can tell when you have that pinch. See me twitching? I'm a light bottom.

I'm a light bottom. That's why they pinch. Shakespeare said what's in a name. We're perfect together because I do terrible with discipline

and I like the pain a lot. But the subs, you guys, you support each other. Of course. Even the subs, you're sitting here.

You're crushing her. You're making her feel good. It's my job to take care of her. That is your job to take care.

And that's amazing. You guys are the nurses for the Dom's. I like it. You're the, you know.

Yeah. Beautiful. Wait, whoa, whoa. Get on my, say it, say it.

Say it now, birthday girl. That's femme Dom power. That's femme Dom power. We support each other.

Hey, women. And women have to support each other. And that's what bonobos do. The bonobo gals support each other.

And that's one reason that it is a kind of democracy. That's a work of art. It is. That was amazing.

Like, I've never seen such a thing. And it's fascinating, yeah. And you always bring something new to the stage. Nobody did this before.

Nobody does what you do. And it's fascinating. It's psychological. Yeah.

For all of us. It's body, mind, and soul. Absolutely. You should learn to meditate for life and calm yourself

and know how to talk about stuff and communicate properly. It forces you to be present. Absolutely. You know how you're always trying to be present

when you meditate? Well, when you're in a predicament, you better be present. Right. You have to focus.

And focusing is good for you. Oh, yeah. I've gotten a hook. It helps with brats, honestly.

They need to focus. Wow. Oh, how do you feel now that you don't have a hook in your pussy? That was kind of like, literally, the metal was kind of hot.

So when I felt it come out, like, it was so good. You can ice these, too. Before you put them in. Ice it.

After a while, we start getting addicted to challenges. And I heard her talk about predicament. And I was like, can I do that? Like, can I do that?

Wow. It's sort of like the Olympics of BSF. It's good to know what your potential is. And most people underestimate their potential.

So when you bring it out of them, they get a chemical natural, huh? Is there such a thing as a BDSM Olympics? There should be.

There should be, right? Right? We should have one. I used some of those parties that are called BDSM Olympics.

We should have a BDSM Olympics. Olympic style games. We're going to get that worked out. I have other games that I play with people on a regular basis.

Let's find some legal BDSM games and play them here in Bonoboville. Yeah, I play a lot of legal BDSM games. We'll get that worked out, Dr. Suzy. And look at these girls.

So many of these girls. They're so good. Good girl. I know.

Well, Ann Arby has the survivor challenge right now. So well. Which is basically a kidnapper scene. But you may worship these people.

Well, most people don't reach their potential. We should show people their potential if we can see it in them better. That's our job.

It's our responsibility. And really, it's like the doms are the artists. And the subs are the artworks. They are the art pieces.

They're beautiful. They're the music. They're the music of the game. And we respect them highly because it's all consensual.

Because we need them. We agree to do this for our favor. Yes. Yes.

It's a beautiful thing. It's a beautiful gift. It's an understanding that both parties need each other. Beautiful gift.

It's so beautiful to see this among these lovely ladies. And then there's Kevin. Oh, yeah. And then there's the very clever, very hotie,

very funny Kevin. Would you like some kisses and hugs from these beautiful ladies? Oh, I don't know.

Come on, Kevin. Kevin, where are you going to have an opportunity? Like this again. We have two serving beautiful ladies.

When are you going to have an opportunity? Maybe you should have Bonoboville Communion. I agree. Would you like to do Communion, darling?

Communion. Can you do the Communion? Beautiful ladies in front of you. Right.

So it's whatever you do. Okay. So let's sprinkle some salt. He doesn't know what to do.

So you choose a body part. He can lick. How about what comfortable do you feel comfortable? What part of your body?

This is consensual. I think he should share you two. He's going to lick them. He both have beautiful boobs.

Oh. You know where there are great subs though? Jersey mikes. I love Jersey mikes.

Great subs. You're looking for great subs. Great subs. I guess that submarine sandwich is what you're talking about.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's exactly what we've been talking about. These subs are so much better.

We're going to teach you a new form of this word. Another dictionary definition of this, which is these two beautiful ladies at your lap. Yes, that's right.

And which one would you rather take communion off? Or would you like to do both? Well, it's your birthday, Mr. Snow. I like to share when you should be appreciated.

So please join me in my birthday celebration. I say both. I'm union. I came out for you.

I think you should go half and half. Okay. I do too. Okay.

So which part? I would like a nipple of each of you. One tip of off. Please turn around, though, ladies, so we can see.

Can you handle this? What do you think? One nipple each. I know you can, Mike.

This is going to be a whole dossier. You have to turn around and come over here. Yeah, absolutely. You can do this.

Okay. Give it a look. I'll do it with you. I'll support you.

Wow, are you going to? Yeah, you're going to have to... I told you I'm the squarest person on this show. Not anymore.

We're going to teach you now. Not anymore? No, you're not. One nipple each.

Okay. So you're going to lick these nipples. We're going to open your eyes to these things. When's a good stuff happening?

Okay, so now lick first this one. Bratty, bratty. You have to lick it and get it wet so the salt will stick. Where are you looking?

Okay, here, I'm going to help you out here. Lick this nipple and get it wet. I'm going to show you and then so you're going to do it right after me. Okay.

Gypsy is the greatest assistant. Gypsy wants to get a little lick in him. Yeah, maybe I want a little fun too. Don't buy it.

Gypsy, get it here. Get it here. Get your fun. Right, we're all girls are sharing.

So how are you going to do this is... They're beautiful. They have great personalities. They're so sharing and caring.

You're not watching. What the fuck? Dude. Yeah, you looked away.

Go down. The history of guys. I looked away while you're licking another girl's nipple. Okay, well, I know you're shy,

it's okay. All right, let's focus here. Okay. Please, please look and observe.

Okay, so a lot of guys are kind of angry at you right now. We're all mad at you right now. So let's focus. Okay, ready?

I'm eating it too. I still love boobies. So let's focus. So why do you watch me?

And she likes your little dance. So now it's your turn. Come on. Come on.

You have to do the same thing. Get up in there. Okay. Got a credit card?

I like what you're doing. You're not watching. I think he's intentionally doing this. Okay, now.

It's your turn. No more watching. Give it a lick. Just give it a lick.

Three, two, one. Three, two, one. Don't be scared, jump in. Oh, it's so cute.

There is something. And now the salt. Yeah. Now lick that salt off.

The salt needs to be licked off of this. What about me? Oh yeah, your salt. Yeah, what about my salt?

Yay, salt for everyone. All right. And now, next. Now we need one on this side.

Gypsy comes around. Oh, I'm hopping all over the stage. Poor Dr. Seussie. I have to jump around with me here.

Whole night. Ooh, that's what I want every girl to say to me every night. So we're not concerned about the low sodium diet here, right? No, no, no.

We're on a high protein, high sodium diet. We've got goddess pepper and nipple salt. Nothing wrong with that. In a high good time.

So are you ready? Probably from Trader Joe's, right? Are you ready? Square bear?

Square bear. Oh, square bear, yeah. Square bear. You have to do square bear on stage.

Okay, square bear. Okay, ready, square bear? Ready. All right.

Let's get it in. I think you need to go first now. I think for Dr. Seussie. Okay, you just lick.

Lick. We need to lick. Lick. Let's like make it a team effort.

Oh, yeah. So I give a little lube to your nips, you know. You're welcome. I don't think I can ever run for president

after this, right? Well, I don't know. Oh, if my pussy needs me. Grab it by the pussy to have a problem.

Oh, yeah. You're just making nipples. So now we lick it off. It's different than grabbing pussies.

And here we go. Teamwork. We like teamwork. Yes.

Communing. Oh, okay. What do you do? What do you do?

Hey, that's not over, folks. It's not over. So don't get too excited, my beautiful subs. What did you do?

I'm sending this video to my mom. No, she's just a very sensitive sub, and she likes, you know. All right.

I never heard a sub complain like this. Oh! You've been into many people. She's ready for you.

She's ready for you. Jersey Mike. All right, so now. Jersey Mike's excellent subs.

Now it's time for. Thank you, Jersey Mike's. Waterboarding, bonobo style. Oh, are you ready, Kevin?

Am I ready? Yes. You're going to be waterboarded. Oh, I see.

You're going to need the drinking. You have to drink them. I'm the squarist person on this show. Not anymore.

Okay, so now lean back against Mr. Sliz. You can lean against you. Lean against Mr. Sliz. This is your birthday.

You're going to lean. So you love me. Here, get between your legs. Come in here.

Come to me. This is for Mr. Sliz. This is for her birthday. We're so proud of you right now.

Do you know how proud of you I am? Who's talking here? I am. Gypsy.

Oh, hi. Hi. Hi. I'm talking to you.

Okay, don't move too much. Open your mouth for. Open wide. Don't be scared.

It'll be easier. Oh. Well, for his first time. Let's hear it for Kevin.

Michael's. All to promote Trump's albums. All to promote Trump's The Last Family. Now on iTunes.

Yeah, and get Trump's Last Family on iTunes. iTunes. Trump's Last Family. It's awesome.

It's cool. Whoo. We like it already. All right.

I love it. I loved it. You'll download it tonight. I will download it off of iTunes tonight.

Are you having a fun birthday? I'm having an iPhone. You have iTunes right here. All right.

Oh, I have iTunes. We have. Oh, Wolfie. Get iTunes if you haven't.

Update your iTunes. So that was communion. You've communed. Thank you, Dr. Susan.

That was great. You were amazing. You did a good job. You did a good job.

You took a little too much time in the beginning. But then he got right into it. We did what we had to talk him. Many, many people.

He just needed a pep talk. And then he got right into it. You know, exactly. Motivational speech.

It's called killing time for the show. Yeah, uh-huh. Killing time next to those titties. That's one thing we don't need to do.

Oh, Cole will be on it. But anyway, we are almost out of time for this show. Amazingly, it is almost time to go. But we're going to have an after party.

You're out of time. We are out of time. We have to say goodbye. So we want to say happy birthday, Mistress Liz.

Happy birthday, Mistress Liz. Find her on Twitter at Mistress Liz says. Or at Sanctuary as well during the day. At Sanctuary.

Right. You're not on Facebook yet. You've got to be on Facebook. They kicked me off Facebook already.

Make you a new one. And I want to thank you. Have you created a different name? Goddess Pepper.

I'll make something. Thank you so much. I hope you come back. Yes.

She is. And great. The Penzi Barbie. Thank you so much.

So beautiful. Thank you. You can find her at Sanctuary as well. Absolutely.

And also Wolfie. Braddy Wolfie. Braddy Wolfie. Thank you.

Thank you all so much. You are all invited back. And of course, Kevin Michaels. Family.

All right. So, you know, brothers and sisters, this has been an amazing show. I mean, you know, I wasn't sure what would happen.

I was coughing up a storm in the beginning and now I'm just great. It heals you. It heals you.

This erotic play and it is the bonobo way. So, you know, protest, resist, but make like bonobos, not baboons. Don't be shooting anybody, even if you hate them.

Okay. If you feel a lot of hate, maybe you should make an appointment with a dominatrix and work it out.

Or some energy out. You got it. We got to get it out, you know. So, yeah, don't be shooting guns.

Shoot the gun between your legs, guys. Shoot that load. All right. Shoot that load.

We like your reward. You got two minutes. And no domestic violence. By the way, domestic violence is the first sign

that somebody's going to be a shooter. So, you know, it starts in the home. And what starts in the home should be the bonobo way of peace through pleasure

and femdom power. Yes, democracy now. And make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. I love you. And you love them too.

I love you. We love you. We love you. We love you.

Love you. Good night. Good night. Good night.

We love you. Good night. I love you, Captain Max. You need to talk with someone about something

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