Happy "news" year day. Max is keeping up to date with his current events. After having fireworks at home, he and Dr. Suzy make their predictions for the upcoming year. our fearless soothsayers delve deep into the political field and ask, "how radical is too radical?" Does fascism thrive when people don't believe it's a possibility or do all bad things hail from Hope, Arkansas? And why was it OK for Kennedy to have ties to the mafia but not Giuliani?
Dr. Suzy deciphers the difference between making sex and making love by channeling her inner bonobo. On tonight's table: Malaysia's Health Minister, the distribution of sex tapes, forgiving wives and the gentle rising of China as a world power. A mormon caller by the name of "Beaver Tails," who sounds like he's talking from the inside of a toilet bowl, wants to know who owns who. If we own Canada then does China owns us?
Dr. Suzy and Max see a grim future ahead in the Whitehouse with a new president having to deal with the shit left behind from our old one. So they listen to some speeches and news reports to get them in a better mood. Regular caller, Paul, has something to say about the candidates we're studying.
Dr. Suzy dedicates this show to our sexually charged caller who just can't seem to get his mind off of the nasty. As the conversation progresses, we find that he's not having as much sex with his wife as he'd like but he's not putting in the time either. Only giving her compliments when he's drunk and not concerned with whether or not she comes, dude is having problems. Hey, sometimes women want sex so they can come and roll over to sleep too! But you gotta give the lady a little encouragement. Get her a vibrator, man.
In the spirit of Eros, we invite callers to tell their most erotic stories. True, women don't typically have to "work" as hard for sex but Dr. Suzy assures us that love can land in a man's lap too. One such caller lends us his ear and some sexy stories. A familiar voice wants Suzy to be his mistress and she tells her submissive sargent where he can put his baton.
It's a politically charged show this week and given the current events, can you blame us? Dr. Suzy and her counterpart dissect the military industrial complex, Dr. Phil's meddling ways and what's wrong when the only people thriving are the ones supporting a war. Listen carefully and you'll hear Hillary Clinton compared to Britney Spears. Listen not so carefully and you'll hear a Kurd chastise Suzy for being "negative."
Our first caller's just looking at porn, talking about panties. No big deal. The primaries are a concern as well as nuclear weapons and domination. Sounds like a phone sex session! We get a caller from the opposite side of the political spectrum who actually wants the US to dominate the world as a super power. To that, Max replies that he is willing to trade Suzy for peace. Politicians: some are worse than others.
The god of life! The god of sex and intercourse! Eros is in our minds as we take a few calls, one from a self-proclaimed pretty boy who tells us that all the nice, young, good-looking men live in San Diego. Nothing against San Francisco...but for all the cougars out there, you now know where to look. Another caller, a single dad looking to have fun with his babysitter, wants to talk and Max tells us how to really "liberate" Iraq.
We're joined this week by yoga teacher/radio journalist/restaurant running guru, David Sye, who tells us the abridged version of his life. Joined by Andrew and Julien, we discuss getting caught in the Yugoslavian war and what life looks like after watching a bullet fly in front of your face. The fear of God and the love of yoga (especially when it allows you to give yourself head).
Suzy and Max speak with the father of modern, pornographic film and creator of Eros Day (drumroll please), Lasse Braun. Nina Swiss is in the studio, describing her first Eros Day experience and we dump on the Pope. Blowjobs and orgasms. Clearing out the body's toxins and learning how to touch "the little point."An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away!
Back from a sex toy convention at LoveLA, Dr. Suzy conjures up erotic images of wooden vulvas modeled after real women, chickens outnumbering humans and the Huckabee underdog phenomenon. Our favorite peace officer keeps things interesting in Kansas while he tell us about his red swimsuit--right before stepping outside to model on the streets. The current, political infusion makes it difficult to figure out what George W. Bush did to our county. Some call it the State of the Union some call it a fictional bedtime story...to each his own!
Sex Week at Yale is coming up and Dr. Suzy prepares for her visit by mulling over some topics with Max. Before she leaves for New York, let's just get one thing straight; if you need someone to hold the key to your chastity belt, she's the one to do it. Is celibacy the new promiscuity? And can you keep your cool even if you masturbate? Dr. Suzy tells us how much she masturbates (it's not quite as much as one of our callers, who we're surprised has the time to rub 'em out every hour).
Dr. Suzy and Max commemorate the martyrdom of an illusive saint so obscure, that there were multiple Saint Valentines and we're not really sure which one this holiday is all about. That's what you get for marrying couples illegally in pagan Rome. Our own married couple debates the popular revival of religion and how it's become a social stepping stone, stopping the belief that you are going straight to hell for masturbating.
She's got a great resume, she's kinda hot and she just got dumped. The therapy is focused on Sara tonight as she talks about her recent breakup, reassessing her hotness and revisiting her father's words, "All men are dogs." What's better, to have hot, office sex or to enjoy the "thrill of the chaste?" Take pity on her listeners, she emplores you. And don't forget to check out bonoboway.com...
Happy Lupercalia: the real Valentine's Day. When naked, young men sacrifice goats to turn their skin into leather thongs while playfully chasing and whipping women. A little more interesting than candy hearts and maudlin greeting cards, no? The Skype bots find us this week and have the nerve to kick us off, which does little to surprise Max and his revolutionary ideals. We discuss the ultimate form of fascism, "God-given" rights and debilitators of free speech.
It's a masculine show this week as we discuss the male body and all of its perturbations. Circumcision as an adult? Check. Anal sex? Wanting sex 7 or 8 times a day? Why men don't like loose women (figuratively and literally)? Check. Check. Check. Dr. Suzy gets a caller who doesn't like talking about sex ... (?) and the wheels in Sara's mind start to turn with ideas of a porn screenplay that, truthfully, come from a caller whose stranger than fiction story about his mother/daughter/duo/neighbor/tutor affair could wind him up in jail. Sometimes fantasies should stay fantasies!
There's a theory they've been getting larger to be better propagaters of the species. But it's not like it takes big one to survive or build skyscrapers, although the big ones are sexy. We're not talking about penises, we're talking about brains...and THEN we talk about penises. Teri tells us about her trip to the zoo and watching monkeys give blow jobs. Hmm...reminds us of Dr. Suzy's affair with her bonobo prime mate.
"Tell me all you know about Purim!" Dr. Suzy exclaims at Teri. For you Gentiles, Purim is a Jewish holiday when you're almost expected to drink so much that you don't know the difference between the good guy and the bad guy in the story of Esther. Harems and flogging and belly dancing and "private banquets" (cue the blow jobs!), the Speakeasy version of Esther's story is a big tease. Esther teaches us how to use sexual seduction for more than just sex...and not to fuck with Jews.
If you don't like dead baby jokes, please tread lightly. Remember when you used to hear mom and dad going at it through the wall? Yeah, we talk about that. How parents inadvertently teach their children through example and all about "health class," a modest proposal (Teri has a proposal herself even Jonathan Swift would approve of), spanking fetishes and what that means for our us old, childless heathens.
Oh, Burmese clubs and bankrupt hookers. Oh, prescriptions. Oh, addictions. She may not get you drugs, but Dr. Suzy can definitely give you a dose of your own medicine. We talk to some serious addicts and some seriously funny users. There's a drug for anything and everything, which is why we have a lot to talk about this week. It's a caller marathon as the Speakeasy regulars talk to all different folks with different strokes.
Change is in the air, the times on our watches are different (at least for us daylight savings guys and gals) and we feel that special tingling sensation that happens when our bodies start to change. No, we're not going through puberty, just springtime! And what better way to celebrate the rebirth of a season that to "die the little death" by having orgasms with our own hands? Especially for our in studio guest, Dee Ann, whose main interest is in her own climax.
Some Hollywood Yalies stop by to talk about drama, the sexiest major at Yale, kissing for credit and graduating by cumming laudly. Clearly, one our guests, an actor (whose craft Suzy likens to a sexual perversion), went to Yale for the sex. Almost Dr. Scott Barry Kauffman shares his first sex talk with the parents and Suzy retells her frightening experience taking suggestive photos of Barbara Bush. Bula! Bula!
Dr. Suzy is hanging out with her girlfriends, getting drunk and talking about sex tonight. Max is on a mission to find out who Tom Petty is while the rest of his co-hosts are too baffled by his naivete to help. Purim power and enticing Esther get some airplay as well as our new friend from South Africa, Mitch. Eliot Spitzer supporters should listen to Dr. Suzy's open letter about how to revive his political campaign which would involve the legalization of prostitution.
Queen Mae Victoria comes lubricated and ovulated to promote her book, "Hooker" and talks about the angry, sex stories in its pages. Don't flake on this self-described, straight-laced bitch, she'll come on our show and smear your name like hair conditioner on a cheatin' man's pillow. We call one such ditcher and it's not pretty! The show gets a lot prettier once Mae gets naked and orgasms on air. She gives a whole new meaning to "product placement."
Our very own mother confessor, pleasure pusher, Dr. Suzy, gives us tips on becoming a cunning linguist before getting to the bottom of one caller's story which unfolds throughout the show. Greg's in Canada. He lives in a small town. He has a feeling deep down in his heart and he knows his wife is cheating on him. What's a cuckold to do? We enlist the participation of other callers, guests and regulars to find out why he kicked the woman he loves out of their house and how to curb his raging anger.
Lara and Jimmy, followers in the Raelian movement, talk about their mystic philosophy and the aliens who told them to enjoy sex. A scientific-based religion, Raelians teach that too much scientific knowledge hinders your spirituality and the purpose of life is pleasure. Max is only slightly offended that he hasn't been visited by aliens yet and we are briefly sidetracked by officer Stephen who calls after his beat patrol, covered in clay. Art? Science? Ask a room full of atheistic born-agains and Jewish UFO seekers. As long as it makes you feel good.
Alien fantasies, being experimented on by extraterrestrials, inter-racial sex which can seem alien to some people. Dr. Suzy takes some calls from guys whose penises are more discerning than themselves. Not everything works every time (like corn on the cob and bongs), even religion. What really makes humans bad and what's the deal with voodoo. Religion, no doubt makes you fell good but does it cause you to do good?
Michael Scheussler and Lady G bring their expertise on the G-spot to our haven of pleasure. Michael documents his journey to the center of a woman in his book "The Holy G-rail" and instructs Dr. Suzy on how men can find a woman's g-spot by using their own penis (he uses a dildo, of course). Whether men are from Mars, Earth or created by aliens, if they make you come...it doesn't really matter.
Our wielder of mass discussion talks with old friend, Willem De Ridder about starting a radio show, the history of phone sex, masturbating and being intimate with another person...sometimes on camera. Willem and Max give two different versions of the same story which includes narrowly escaping the Manson family and the FBI. We talk with callers about anything from sexually charged, bi-polar cousins to infecting your partner with HIV. Life is full of risks, especially when love is involved.
Willem De Ridder is getting to be a regular thing on RadioSUZY1, this time bringing Coco who chants a masturbatory mantra for us. We discuss letting your brain expand, quite literally. Like, by poking a hole through your skull. We take some calls and wax philosophical about "pushy pushy", different kinds of orgasm and men who wear slut skirts.
Teri's world is blown away when she learns that some guys can suck themselves off. Brother Michael takes a Jim Morrison tangent before we delve into the art of tantric sex. Red or yellow or left or neo, tune in for a lesson in breathing exercises you can try. We mourn the loss of the famously revolutionary racketeerer, Deborah Jeane Palfrey (otherwise known as DC Madam) and the convenient death of this "inconvenient" woman.
The callers are the stars of the show this week who share their secrets and stories, some more cohesive than others...Dr. Suzy tackles questions about cum factories, crazed yuppies, foot fungi fetishists, humanoid lifeforms, alien sex and finding the hermaphrodite of your dreams. A sports journalist too twisted to have relationships with real people tries to break his bad-habit cycle and the always entertaining "Robert from Kansas City" calls to torment the speakeasy staff before our favorite cavalier charms the ladies back to sanity.
Our brothers and sisters make Blog Talk Radio their new home after being evicted from Skype! And just like virgins, don't really know what they're doing. Listeners can hear all about yoga sex, anatomy lessons, politics, nipple piercings and exactly how hard Sarah Palin had to work to get nominated (and how sore her knees are). The ladies confess it's hard to complain about the size of a guy's penis and Sara Sioux wants to put our caller in a humiliation box.
It's a show of anniversaries. The 8th commemorative year after 9/11/01, our second BTR and an in-studio guest's Melo-versary. Decidedly with no callers, the bonobos don't find any problem coming up with amusing antics like using sprinklers to enhance your sex life and being attracted to Michael Phelps' animal instincts. Dr. Suzy reads a piece she wrote right after the attacks on the WTC and after reliving the recent events of America's war on terrorism, Sara amusingly discovers why we got so confused over the war. When in doubt, don't bomb.
Hanging up is not the way to get a blow job from our hosts, we learn. Plus, they are way too busy geeking out on Brandillio's Battle Star Galactica-based rap. Dr. Suzy, in a whirlwind of generosity, invites most of her callers to the next Speakeasy party (hint: flattery is always a good thing!) and Joe completely misses the punchline. Felching; it's the new Bukkaki. A quasi-famous caller who describes himself as a beautiful man, talks about teasin' and sleazin' for a menage a trois.
Author of "Amorous Woman," Donna George Storey, heats things up in the studio with her somewhat biographical, erotic novel about falling in love with Japan and the men who live there. Her protagonist penetrates the sexy world of a foreign country so we as readers can enjoy her adventures. In a similarly cathartic way, Donna tells us the "research" involved with writing erotica and how her willing husband has helped expand their sex lives. We talk about being a geisha, Soapland girls and Japan's automated love hotels.
Madonna's divorce and her dabble in Kabbalah are unescapable topics for this week's show. A caller in love with his own penis can't resist giving us a detailed description and the conversation takes a graphic turn with talk of buttholes and pee activity. Not to be outdone, regular caller and Kansas City resident, Robert, fetishizes about "milking of the prostate" and the bonobos wax philosophical about that special moment in a women's life when she has a bladder infection. Urinating never felt so good.
Dr. Suzy tries to conduct a drunken interview with Broken Door neighbors, BDSM virgins and newbie slaves who explore cunt punting and ball kicking. Lady Henrietta and Lord Zach follow Jesus' example while Rachel displays a Christ-like tolerance for pain. It's story time and the BDSM genre has as many nightmares as happy endings or so says Merlin who stops by at the end of the show.
Gather all ye bitches and witches as Dr. Suzy takes a bloody stab at Halloween poetry and tries to break her emotional attachment to candy corn. The show's theme mostly revolves around guys too scared to have sex (including Mark who wants to masturbate but gets mic fright) and we uncover some scary sex stories. Teri, of course, tries to find the gay in every man and we talk to George for a pretty long time about his sister.
While Max is locked up in a tower, far away, we celebrate his birthday by ushering in a new administration for change. We give Obama our own kind of welcome (complete with presidential fantasies and Palin porn) and look forward to healing our country's wounds. Teri tells us what it takes to be Jewish. Like, REALLY Jewish and Sara gets absolute power on us. The day's not over until we help a boyfriend in need, which is exactly what Dr. Suzy accomplishes. We love anal lingus!
The dark-winged Mother Theresa of sex, Veronica Vaughn, flies into the studio as she takes a break from her cougar activities to be our guest this week. She brings one of her prey, Whitney (a Navy man who responds to her drill sergeant approach for hooking him up with other ladies). Dr. Suzy reminds us that not all sperm is created equal and our in-house porn star tells us what she can and cannot put up with in terms of butt play. Keep your ears ready for a call later from one of our favorites, Curious George.
Sara Sioux coins this our "happiest show ever" that plays out like an Institute infomercial. Some very appreciative callers get advice and check in with us later, including 60 year-old Miguel with a penchant for "older girls." He gives us the details on the date that made him feel like a teenager, we discuss marble dildo fetishes and get a refresher course in "How do I Know if a Girl Likes Me 101." Listen in for phone sex tips you can use when your family's around and embrace your vampire fetish, we won't mind.
This week's "Spanksgiving" show explores typical nuances that accompany the holidays. Like having sex in your relatives house, family feuds and watching your woman get stuffed by other guys. We get a call from "the horniest guy in the wold" and complain/brag about getting rejected by dating sites. A special caller, George, changes mid-sentence to his alter ego Latex Sara and Dr. Suzy tells us how to use fame to your advantage. In true Holiday fashion, brother Joe concludes the show with conspiracy theories and heats things up around the Speakeasy dinner table.
Sara wrangles the speakeasy together for a raucous start to a show with a very serious topic. Dr. Joe, a forensic psychologist, is on the phone to tell his unjust story and how he lost his job after homeland security "pulled" child pornography from his computer. A man whose business requires him to research, sometimes graphic, content gets momentarily caught up in his homework and is now expecting incarceration. His story is a reminder of the dangerous mixing of business with pleasure and why "fighting the system" remains more than a cliche.
What's Saturnalia, you might ask? It's the Roman winter holiday that makes light in the darkness, warmth in the cold and love in the winter blues. Daniel, a transplanted midwestern boy who does his part to prevent prostate cancer, talks with his wife about ending up in bed with all sorts of people. We get a very Pagan call from Jake who's seeking some guided masturbation from Dr. Suzy and debate how far is too far in regards to beastiality. Centaur fantasies, of course, are encouraged.
Get cozy with the speakeasy crew for this week's episode while the weather is great for sex and your wallet is ripe for the picking. Listen to Dr. Suzy explore money fetishes and religious arousal. A caller wants his woman to enjoy swallowing which spawns a conversation on first attempts at oral sex and Robert from Kansas City calls in to talk about his fetishes which range from toe sucking to boob suckling.
On the 8th night of Hanukkah, Dr. Suzy lights a candle for all the bonobos at the speakeasy and the ones who are home for the holidays. In light of the season, she touches on Jewish ponski schemes, global warming, midget sex and g-strings. A caller known to us as Jerry wants advice on how to persuade her boyfriend to have a threesome with another girl and the wonders of the Hitachi Magic Wand are explored (as well as the intimidating affects vibrators can have on boyfriends).
