Birthday Carnival of Sex 2012

Full transcript of Birthday Carnival of Sex 2012 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Yes, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Birthday goers and holiday comers. All you children is sex. And we are all children of sex.

We may or may not be children of God. We may or may not be children of the rainbow. We may or may not be children of Jesus. The great fire god of birthdays.

We may or may not be children of the goddess. All the gods and the goddesses, Pan and Venus, we don't know. One thing we do know, until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex.

And so we are born. It's time to live, brothers and sisters. Yes, birthdays are very healthy. The more you have, the longer you live.

Or the longer you have lived, right? I'd rather be over the hill than under it. I might be under it with this gizmo around me. What about this cake, brothers and sisters?

Produced by Tejas Souter. Tracy Sweet in attendance here. Also, Josie Bardin is in the house. Sculptor of my bust outside who also built this cake

and reminded me that these great cakes of Victorian birthdays are also supposed to be a dress. Okay, our pyros. Yes.

Okay, we'll come back girls. I need my attendance just in case. We still have fire here. You still must attend my dicks.

Make sure we do not burn, baby. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, I am so delighted to have you here tonight. I am so grateful, really.

That's what birthdays are all about, huh? I mean, before 25, they're about, oh, I'm so excited to get older so I can do things, you know? Then you're not excited anymore.

Then you get into the grateful stage. Then you get into the stage back there. The corpse stage. But I'm so excited to have the most beautiful girls in the world

on my bed. Okay, brothers and sisters. And I want to introduce them. And I want to introduce you who are here before me.

Yes, have a seat. Come on up here. Front row seat. And, Tasia, maybe you could bring the microphone out here

so we can start introducing people. And we can start opening up the mics and the Tom's dicks and Harry's, right? Anybody got a Harry one?

Okay. Yeah, you do. Corpse is Harry, even though he's dead. Oh, those strong follicles.

Okay. Okay, so we are Boogie in here at the birthday jamboree of debauchery. Let's see.

Let's turn on Merugan's mic. Merugan, the mystic, is here. Yes. Happy birthday.

That's Harry's sound. Woo! I don't know how old I am. I don't want to shock you so early in the evening.

You can always look it up on the internet. Anyway, good friend always remembers a woman's birthday but not her age because brothers and sisters. This is kind of like a celebration.

I'm actually born on June 10th. Not going to tell you the year. Okay, so I was born. I'd like to say I came out of my mother's pussy.

But I was a cesarean. And maybe that's why I have been trying to get into pussy ever since. Trying to get back in there so I could come out again. Cake is a little bit like a big vagina to just come out of.

And then it's got a dick. Wow. This one had a little operation. We'll deal with this stuff here.

It's got a hernia or something. Oh, Corpse's mic is working. Yeah, for the first time ever, by the way. It's the first time ever.

Hey! You notice how Merugan the mystic can't get his mic to work? I noticed that. He's too mystical.

There he is, there he is. And how about the mic up here? I'd like to hear some girly voices. Oh, what's up?

Girly. I get to see this nice ass right here. I'm all behind the stage. Stevie Shea.

Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, Stevie Shea. Wow, welcome.

Well, you look very good in that husband beater. But you know, this is the bonobo way here in Bonoboville. And we're into making love, not war. So you should take it off.

I can gladly do that right now. Yeah. That's great. Okay, and Stevie Shea is from the Bay Area.

She gets hyphy. She does. Yeah. And she's looking good in her bombshell bra.

Yeah, baby. That's where it's at. I know you like that. I'm going to play later.

You are a bombshell. You were here with two short. I sure was. He used the little monkey bars on me, too.

It was a little too late. Yeah, the monkey bars. Back here, by the way. Can you bring out the monkey bars, please?

I mean, actually, somebody should be wearing those. Excuse me. Could someone actually like wear them? It doesn't match my outfit at the moment.

So I'd like someone to don the monkey bars and maybe take off the pants and put on the monkey bars. Talk about that.

Yeah. Who says take off the pants, put on the monkey bars. Hey, man. Hey, women.

I've got to get, you know. So, uh... I always want to take the mic. Yeah.

Oh, there she is. That's right. What's going on? Blow.

Where were you when we had the candles? We have to do it again so you can blow them out. Let's blow whatever you want. Come on up here.

A little bit up farther. I don't want to, you know, turn around. I can't. I'm limited.

I'm wearing a dress. Okay. There's so much on the bed here. It's really actually awkward.

It is really like... Very sexy there. Boxes for computers. Yeah.

All right. Sorry. Okay. Okay.

So here is Amanda Blow. So what are we doing? What am I blowing? Um, well, uh, actually...

No, here's what we should do. You should light the candle. Let's light it. Does anyone have a candle?

Yeah. Get a light. Get a light. Okay.

Can someone give the lady a light? Okay. Here she is. Amanda Blow.

All right. And while you're doing that, someone else pick up a microphone. Whoops. Okay.

And now you're going to lick the... Don't burn yourself. Look at that new tongue device. And now who has the microphone?

I do. No. Okay. Okay.

No, I was kidding. Oh, you're... Don't be jealous. Make a wish, Amanda.

It's better when you're doing the visuals to have someone else... Someone's in the back with a sabian. Someone's in the back with a sabian. Cake on my balls.

Someone's in the back with a sabian. This cake on my balls. Yeah, baby. Slick up that red velvet.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Oh, you lick so well, Amanda Blow. We know why you have your name.

Mm-hmm. So you can grab the microphone again if you like. Hey, Courtney, how's the sabian? It's great.

Uh-huh. It's good? Yeah, it's great. It's really good.

Yeah. Sabian, you can get one too at Dr. Susan Block dot com slash sabian. I wish they'd given it to me for my birthday. But if you buy one, maybe they will.

Mm-hmm. Speaking of my birthday, Kinky Eddy gave me these fabulous gauntlets in latex black. And this little skirt that you'll see later has the ass cut out.

A little bit. And we love you, Kinky Eddy. Oh! Amanda just bit that ass.

He gave me some other toys we're going to try out tonight. Mm-hmm. Oh, you want to lick my cleavage? Nice girl.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Can you take your dress off? Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to grab the microphone. Okay. You don't?

Okay. So who now has the microphone? Where is this microphone? Oh, yeah.

Let's say hi to Anna Fox. Hello. Hi, Anna Fox. Hi.

How are you? Beautiful. I'm having a good time. Anna Fox is a runway model turned bad girl.

Woo! Woo! Yeah! And you don't look bad enough right now.

You look too much like a good girl. Oh. Yeah. Somebody's going out my skirt.

Mm-hmm. Must be Miss Blow. That's what you get when you're wearing a cake with no back. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. So, yeah, you've got something that resembles like a boyfriend beater or something. So I think you have to take that off. Okay.

She's a fashion model. So she knows how to take clothing off and put it on. Yes. Can she turn a little and do her clothes?

Mm-hmm. Nice. Okay. And you're wearing the appropriate color.

Did you get me a bag of some sort that's back there? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, give me my red hat that the gorilla's sitting on.

I mean, I love that gorilla. But, okay, hold this a second. Yep, I'm just going to change my hat. This hat is a little bit pinhead-y.

Much better. Thank you. Can we get a red one? How come you didn't tell me it was a problem before?

But I had to hide in here with the hat. Okay. So now, where are we? We're at the present.

Okay. You know, I'm in a cake. So how about if you open it up while I pass the microphone over? Where's the microphone?

Microphone. And Brittany St. Jordan. This is your first time here. So, hello, Brittany St. Jordan.

Hello, Dr. Suzie. Well, it's such a pleasure to meet you. You have very good PR. Oh, thank you.

One of them is standing right there, but he's actually a friend of yours, right? Yes. That's Jux, the art photographer. And this is your first time.

You're a virgin. I am. I'm a Dr. Suzie Virgin. You're a Dr. Suzie Virgin.

Give her the initiation. Oh, I don't know. Should I? Okay.

I think I'm going to give everyone the initiation right now. You ready? Okay. And it's a little bit invigorating because this is like a little bit of a holiday at this point, right?

It's like the queen's birthday, you know. Right. You called me the queef and queen, which I didn't quite like too much, but, you know. Well, no, because people come on your show and queef, so that makes you the queef and queen.

You know, my guests don't queef. Everybody queefs, I know. But I don't put the microphone up to that shit. Okay.

So, I'm feeling a lot of good energy in here. We're just getting going. Okay. And it's one of those times when I feel that the spirit of sex is with me, brothers and

sisters. That's right. And if the spirit of sex is with me tonight, I will raise up ye who are limp and I will make wet ye who are dry.

Yeah. Come and be baptized by the Holy Spirit of my birthday. Okay. Please be to she come and drink.

It's holy water, sister. Brought back memories of prison there for a moment. Good for the skin. Woo.

No, please. I wish I could reach corpse. I wish he could hit Robert. Max.

Or Johnny. I'm just out of range. I know. I know.

Watch the wires, Dr. Cisi. The wires. Don't short out the wires. That's why I love him.

That's my husband of 20 years. Can we have a hand, please? Prince Maximilian. Handjob for Max, please.

Yeah, baby. This is... Oh yeah. That's my husband.

Oh, somebody's biting my ass nicely, actually. It's not bad. Okay, it's little nibbles feels good. Okay, so who are we now merugan team mystic? Yeah, he's a team last time. Well, that's who he is on Twitter the teen mystic tea

Team like mr. T. Mr. Stick. You're so bad But it stands for twat. No They will not let me abbreviate the They will let me put like put the on the Facebook. Why I do not know

No, no, okay for the tea. How are you happy birthday? Thank you Do you know this little and who's your friend there? This is my beautiful girlfriend. Is this my present? Yep. Ah, thank you. I like her. I'm gonna keep her Right here. Cece LaRue

Baby Do you swallow him while he swallows swords? May or may not be happening. I mean, yes, it's happening now Johnny Lynch did that last time I mean, I can I say that? Uh, this time I swallowed Johnny Lynch's sword. Yeah

Johnny Lynch swallowed his sword while he was swallowing a sword for a couple seconds But actually he kept the sword in his mouth longer than she did really This time I'm doing it different. I'm actually going to swallow a car axle while she swallows my crank chef Oh

Sexy You have the car axle here. Yeah, okay. I'll do it. Yeah. Okay. And you obviously have the crankshaft All right, that sounds good. I think we should do that. I don't know if I want to be in the cake There's the girl from Tulsa

Tulsa Who's the girl from Tulsa? The girl from Tulsa. I don't need to know to the people in the other room. It's a strange reference max I'm at the bar. Yeah, okay. I can't see the girl from Tulsa. So I don't even know who you're talking about

Max have another drink Come on over here or or tell us what you're talking about or who or put her on Okay, never mind. Senior moments Marry 20 years and counting

Yeah, I am so grateful Mm-hmm We are monogamish, right? So, uh, Brittany, you are here for the first time and uh, and you have a lovely corset on. Do you want to model that?

Very nice. Somebody should help you out of that. Uh, I want to see what's in the present. What's the present? Corpse, bad corse, bad Now, Brittany, you were you are from around here. I live in studio city now. Oh, you see, oh I'm the fucking birthday girl

You know, I guess I have to use this even though it doesn't match my outfit, but I'm the fucking birthday girl Okay, can you open this? Or get some talented person to open it and then I will have oh look at this. There's an orange card Okay, it's a summons with

Health department I hope it's a happy birthday. Oh, yay Anna Fox and uh, and also Isaiah Yes, King Isaiah James. I hear so many names and titles. Where is he? Oh, he's probably out at the bar. Okay. King Isaiah You missed your moment

Where are you? Oh, there he is. Hey somebody take a picture of him or you know Okay, um, oh look at this Birthday baby, baby. Oh look at this matches your outfit totally matches my outfit. It does match the case though. It does not but it's okay

It doesn't match the packaging it's um, it's a little loose. Yeah Okay, well if the clothes come off it is pink. It's very sexy. Um, it's supposed to be you know, adjustable. I think I think I'll tuck it in here. Okay Yeah, that's good. Okay, here we go. Who's got the mic? Who's got the mic back on the bed? What's going on here?

Somebody's sitting on it. It's not a dildo. Oh, look at this. Oh Oh She offers bling Ah, and this is this is like a one of these drink cup things to chalice

Oh, wow Look at this. It's a mardi gras chalice. Yeah, like mardi gras beads. Yeah Yeah, you you drink out of this. Okay, and you know what? I got some brandy Where's that brandy if you throw the beads someone may take their top off. Please lord g5

Uh, jamey waterman Thank you jamey waterman g5. You better be listening or you're missing. Okay, here's uh Fig cello of sonoma

Fig cello of sonoma, please get a shot of Huge winery. Fig cello. You know about fig cello of sonoma? Huge huge. They are 100 bottles a year. They're doing really really well Wow, if you're a size queen about wine

Yeah You'll like this chow. Well, this chow's too big for this. Okay, this thing This needs I guess you look like your legs have been removed. I'm having trouble. I know, huh It's funny, but I want to stay up here a little longer in this thing

I just want to make sure you have legs. I I don't actually That's sexy. Yeah Wow, let's do some uh Okay, some amputee porn someone has to open this for me. I think this has a cork marugan open that with your mind

Okay, yeah, really where's marugan and he left to the bar mystical stuff. Oh, you you can do this Yes, actually I've been warned to share. That's what birthdays are all about is sharing I'm going to share the fig cello and also adult play parlor toys Where's the adult play parlor bag girls?

Everybody as soon as you get on the microphone and if you've already been on the microphone, then you get a toy Okay, where's the toy bag? Get that. No, what do you get if you sit on the microphone? That's mine, bitch. Oh, okay Okay, now that's mine too. That's my juxley

Vlogger. Oh no, those panties. Well, you can switch panties. That's that's for panty boy. Yeah Everybody's can you know give panty boy donations? There should be a bag that says adult play parlor unless one of you ladies is sitting on it Teja, where's the adult play parlor bag?

Uh-oh Hmm. I love how Courtney's been chilling on the Sybian. I love it She's been chilling on the Sybian. How do you chill on a Sybian? I thought the whole because she's got it on low I still wouldn't be able to hang that long. She's a true relaxation on the Sybian

Do bonobos ride a Sybian? Okay, a Sybian. Okay, did we find oh, we found the adult play parlor. Thank you for getting that Okay, so I hope we have batteries nori. We should have batteries at the ready and maybe someone a volunteer will help with batteries Here for people to just you know kind of relax Okay, so uh

Can I ask you a question? Who? Cropsey. I mean enough about you. Hey, do you have a birthday wish? Is there something you want for your birthday? You've got all these women behind you dressed. I might add I would like some of that

Brandy, what do you want? What do you desire? Peace on earth pleasure for all God, can you make it a little way? Really? Well, yeah, have you ever been have you ever been fucked by a monkey? And also me have tails max. I'm on her wish list

That's right Okay, right after all I would hope you would be on her wish list. I hope so right dr. Suzy Dr. Suzy. Oh, you're you're still trying to open this thing We're getting nowhere fast here. We need some tech people up here. What would you like? Okay?

I want someone to open the brandy Ah, the brandy cello brandy from Sonoma. Oh, yeah from And the bonobo way is all about reciprocality. It's all about sharing. That's from the g5 radio, right? Suzy Dr. Suzy. Yeah, Suzy. Yeah. Yeah, it's from j5 radio. I said that about 12 times about 12 times. Okay, but thank you for putting in there

To promote promote Johnny Knox What oh hey you're pointing to your microphone. No, I think they're kicking me off. So anthony win can get on Oh, they're kicking you off. It's okay. I need to drink badly. Okay. Oh

Well, well welcome back. Hey, I missed the last time I saw you was your birthday. It was my birthday I don't remember a lot of it. So it must have been good. It was great. We had pictures It's a good party. It was good. We did times. Yeah, you were here. I was yes, I was here. That's right. That's right I got took my shirt off. Uh-huh. Amanda. Charlotte Stokely. Thank you. Charlotte Stokely

Malena Morgan Yeah, good good times All right. A lot more nudity a lot more nudity on that one. Oh, anthony. Hey Hey, you brought a new copy. Look. Oh, look. Hey, let me hold that in the case. Um

I'll get a shot. I'm gonna get out of this case soon. I can't stand it anymore Pass that on to dr. Suzy. Is that pouring or if you just okay. Amanda can open that with her. Can we get a shot of Here we go. Talk while I'm on smiling. Yeah, it's the worldwide distributed Stripper Ella

That's what this is that I'm holding in my hand. She's strips by night and saves lives even later at night She's saving my life right She's a strip stripper superhero. Yeah, and we had angela summers here as stripper Ella For the launch and anthony win is here brothers and sisters. Finally. Thank you. Hallelujah. This looks beautiful

Thank you. Okay. Now, what do I do with this? I'm helpless. No, no, hold it I'm in a I'm in a cake. Maybe it's time to get out of the cake. It is. I I I know I know I'm gonna get out of the cake But I need to get rid of this first. Just give me this. Okay here. You take this

Okay max pose with me in the cake first You can be right by here can can get on this side with the girls. Okay girls This is your chance to get my husband while I'm in a cake Okay, attack ladies

Can max have your cake and eat it too. Will you grab the husband, please? Please thank you. Pardon I'm all right I know, okay. There we go. Here come near the cake grab the husband. I like this part a lot

Yeah, here you go. The the grab the husband part Oh, it's not your birthday Oh Yeah, baby

Reciprocality is the key on your birthday. You have to share the gifts Or else, you know sharing's caring. They try to kick you out of the cake, which I'm gonna get out of the cake I'm losing my pants so early in the evening. Well, that's our this blow That's why they call her honey. Unusual. Oh, and now she's biting my ass. Okay. So can we move the cake now?

Move the cake All right Where's the cake movers the cake movers? Um We need cake movers cake movers

Much out and by the way, we have cake you could eat the cake, but Move the cake. All right room service Okay, here's nori your cake is here. Let's give a hand to nori my technical director, please brothers and sisters He is always

Ready to move the cake That's what they said. Let them eat cake On a birthday, you're supposed to be treated like But that's how I'm always expected

I don't know what to do on my birthday. If you're not send him to me or I'll take care of you Don't whisper. You gotta talk. I said if anybody fucks with her. This is radio. I'll take care of it. Yeah I'll get them drunk and take advantage of them The blow will handle

Okay, um back here Who's behind us here? Eric Erica I know you don't want me to call you Eric Erica. You want me to call you Erica, which I will call you from

This point forward but explain why I called you Eric Erica Oh, wait, wait, we need a microphone for you though I'm a mosaic hermaphrodite mosaic That sounds downright biblical

One of four in the world Because I can reproduce I can carry a child and with uh, if I take testosterone shots, um in an vitro fertilization I can get a woman pregnant You can have a baby either way. Now that's a sexual

interesting thing That's a party favor right there. Which do you want to do? You could do both pretty much. Yes You want to do and I have an implant. I have an implant implant in my left arm. We got tired of dealing with the monthly. What's that?

I can't hear you. I think all of us girls are I'm not sure with everyone max my husband 20 years monthly thing little friendly visitor that comes uh, you know Oh, you get your period. Huh? Well, yeah, it sucks having a period But do you but you can but you ejaculate with sperm?

Um, blood if I don't take testosterone shots or anything like that. It's a very small amount Can you squirt? Can you squirt blood? Pardon, can you squirt blood? What do you mean? Oh, he's disgusting or can you squirt in general? Oh, you said you get your period. Well, if you get your period, you can squirt blood

But I mean squirt like actually squirt it. Oh, no, I've never I've never squirted for my pus. There's a Now if you have your period and you squirt from your cock Does it come out bloody? Oh, that's disgusting doctor block. Good lord. You got me to think of that

Good lord, you've gone too far now. I know I'm the fucking birthday girl Well, welcome Erica. It sounds it seems like you want to be a girl right now Well, we girls understand a lot more

You know, I don't know about Whoa Say something about that. Yeah. Oh, yeah you Hi, thank you

What? Oh my god. I'm like keep like We're gonna find out why it's called mosaic in a moment Why is it called? Can she get naked for us? I want to see I want to know Someone get naked forgot max take your pants off. Hang on. I'm the fucking birthday girl

I want to know why you call it mosaic because it's the genetic makeup. I'm an xxy mosaic 46 It's what they call is a true hermaphrodite What does moisture think about this? Okay, that's very cool. We're gonna have to see you a little bit later Do we need to get you drunk for this or what? I'm I don't know. I mean we we need somebody to get naked though

I agree with that. I just wanted to know what the mosaic thing meant. Okay, so uh, all right So we're we're gonna we're we're Did everyone get a toy by the way? No. Oh, well you get a toy Did you get a toy Anna? No

Get a toy adult play parlor. Thank you very very much Adult play parlor. Here we go Photogram Okay, hold up your toys get a toy

Hey, you're not looking forward. Hold up your toy. Did you get a toy? I didn't Nice Well done

Here get it. Did you get a toy? You didn't get a toy. Take your time But not too long on the fucking birthday girl Hey, Anthony, what's going on? Oh, what's going on? Yeah, we had your birthday here. Yeah, right? Yeah It's like it was new year's eve. It's your new year's fucking eve. Yeah, right?

So, um Who else hasn't been on the microphone? Oh, what what kind of toy did you get? Oh, Courtney? You're just sitting there on. I'm just enjoying the cibion. Honestly. I'm enjoying my ride You're half naked and you're on the cibion. I think you should get a little more naked. I agree. Take off the top

Yeah Oh my god, and where is my producer teja right behind you. Okay Okay, uh Where oh, okay. We're also providing agua shots for whoever needs them

Wants them Agua shot. Morgan's here. Oh my god. I thought she was way laid instead. She is gonna get laid She's gigantic, right? I know I should have been in the cake when she got here and she could like eat me Who's this lovely lady again? Uh, wait, I know you right now. Yes

Huh? Yes Uh Nova Nova. I don't know you. We're meeting for the first time. Well, yes, but I mean I tweeted with you kind of very Superficially, but um, welcome to my birthday

Happy birthday And you're here from out of town. I'm from Dallas, Texas. Yes I like to have old friends and new at my birthday And you're a new friend

Yes, welcome and tell us about you Um, I'm just here from Dallas for like 10 days. So I'm just out here shooting Shooting. Yes shooting. What a lot of porn That's that's obviously the word they wanted to hear. Yeah a lot of porn. Okay. Um, well, um

Since you didn't bring me a gift. I think you have to do a strip tease them A strip, please I think I started to say strip, please You have your choice of venues You could do it over master D's head there at the stripper pole. Hello master D. Hello. Yeah, I like that idea

You could do it up there or you could do it in front of me and us. You could you could come up here Okay, well, she's gonna choose up. All right. There she goes. Don't sit on my cake. Okay It's been done. I've seen a fetish for right. I know there is a fetish, but I'm not ready for that. This is much better actually Yes, oh nice

I think anyone have a dollar bill Actually, someone should come up here and take a picture of this cake with her legs behind it. Can I get An amen. Can I get it? I didn't do that yet? Wait a second. I forgot to do that What forgot to do what can I get an amen? Amen

Amen Oh my god Can I get an a-women See that the um, you know static didn't come with a women. There's something going on there. This is my little skirt

I got from kinky eddy Okay, so uh, so did you get did you get the cake from over here just this way this come up up This way dr. Susie. The skirt is getting better. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's supposed to be oh I think she needs some music max. Can we you know, it's kind of hard to script them

That's like a jewel. I think that gory is getting some music here. Okay. I think we got it. There you go. Here she is Nova Brooks brothers and sisters Nova Brooks Nova

Sister bonobo, okay, would you like to come up here? Yeah Careful careful careful Me and Corpse you'll hold onto these All right, here she is super nova

Come do something. Okay. Who wants to sit by the microphone? Who doesn't want to take their clothes off? Does anyone up here not in the next five minutes? Okay, sit over here Oh Katie you can take Amanda

Amanda blow. Okay Well, Katie got in the chair So, uh, here she is super nova nova Brooks The new girl

One of the new girls Have your bra right here Okay, and the birthday girls. They're all birthday girls really. Oh, we're doing agua shots I believe agua is one of the other birthday drinks. No via breasts. Did anybody get the big brandy going here?

You know this birthday is just What do we got? Excellent. Excellent. Oh, you're got you've got the city and going Okay, ride the city and take the top off get her top off, right

right That's your objective Yes Ah, this is a

turn up a sibling. It's too low spanker birthdays us That right master D. Yes, that's correct. That's what why do they give spankings on birthdays, huh?

To make you one for every feel good to make you feel good. Yes To make you feel. Do you know why why we have birthdays? well No, no, there's a reason there's an ancient wreath

It's fear of death. You don't even know that. That's why we have birthdays. We celebrate We have birthdays because we were born No, it's fear of death. That's actually the truth. That's why do we celebrate anything fear of death Celebrate anything might as well. Are you questioning corp see about death?

Do I question you about sex Christmas, you know, happy birthday, babe valentine's day There's still too many people dressed up there. You said five minutes. There would be no clothes Get them get the clothes off get the clothes off. Okay, you know, do I have to Dr. Beg here for Christ's sake get some clothes off. We need okay. Those are

Hormonal tits fake tits or just regular tits turn the Sybian up Yeah, the Sybian's too low. I can't hear you gotta talk. I can't hear a screaming in Yeah, well, there are more tits up here. I believe So don't be such a complainer. No, I'll whack you

This is very cool. This can I thank you one one time for every year of your life, dr I think I'm the spanker here. Yes, that's correct. She would be queen. Oh, is that right? I'm sorry Would you like to spank my corpse or You know, there's not enough meat on those bones

Okay, I still see some non boobs up there. I do. Oh, look at the mosaic hermaphrodite, eric Are very very nice There you go. Oh and look at these nice buns back here. Yep. I got uh, I got me some Stevie Shay buns

Oh, those panties are so cute for panty boy. Okay, everyone calm down We have a Sybian ride going on And I still got heroes, so it has to go up high up. Where's the microphone? Bring up the Sybian to at least a two Because it's too low. Okay. I got this right here. Have you ridden the Sybian before Stevie?

Absolutely. I actually own one. Okay. I know you're excited. Keep your voice down a little bit. Yeah, there we go Okay, everybody else quiet you own a Sybian. Yes Really? I do Um, I actually went and I partied with it and I broke it and as a surprise my friend

My friend went and um got a replace and then he bought another one and so then he gave me the one he originally gave me And so yes, I have one. It's in the back of my car Look at this cute little peace sign under the panties over the panties here. Very very cute So, uh, so is it true? Costco is now selling Sybian. You like it so much. Is that true? You need to ride on too.

Everybody out there. Yes. Oh my god. Vibrators are numero uno in my life. Oh, well good. So you like mine? Yes, oh my gosh. I've never ridden a Sybian anything. What uh, what speed is it on? Oh, I don't know what speed I'm at. Okay. Are you, yeah? Have you ever ridden a Sybian? Uh, no actually not personally. Is it actually on? That's what I like to do.

Okay, yeah, you should ride it next but you have to take your top off to ride it Oh, you did. I'm a little afraid. I like suffer from violent, violent orgasms and somebody might fly off a bed. Agua shots. Okay. Mosaic hermaphrodite, Erica Tell us about the tits. They're very nice by the way. Okay, can we hear her?

Okay, everybody quiet. We're listening to um hermaphroditic Radio free. I'm sorry. Hermaphroditic. Did you say? Yes hermaphroditic. Oh, thank you. Okay I used to ace bandage them down and because of that they uh started to get stretch marks and what I had to do a boob lift and I lost a cup size to replace that cup size that I lost for the boob lift

I basically uh went with the best of the best So I can still breastfeed and all that too. Oh very good. I can squirt, I can make a boob here I could actually squirt you with us. These are implants but they're very nice. Very squeezable. Very nice. Do you want to give credit to your doctor?

Can I squirt you with breast milk? Okay, so I think I'm going to do the first agua shot, right? Okay, we got the salt off of your titties because you don't have your you're showing yet. That's why I'm going to do them off of yours Okay, here we go. This is Anna Fox brothers and sisters

Celebrating my birthday. She's given me a lot of good gifts by the way I just want to say that several people gave me wonderful gifts that I cannot show Because they are you know Can't show them

Registered Yeah, okay, here we go. Other titties are how do we get this off? Right, okay. Someone needs to help me. Oh, here we go. Brittany st. Jordan's boobs have emerged Oh, here we go. Here we go. Anna Fox and

I I need uh Oh, you want to lick them first. Okay, here we go Okay, and now I'm going to salt it salted boob. Look at that. Mmm That is a beautiful salted boob. Yes

And Limey Agua cocoa leaf liquor de bolivia. Look at her right there Wait balls up, what am I supposed to do?

One two three for your birthday. Are you just drinking should we do a countdown or something? This is leaky Oh A countdown. Yes. No, we should do a prayer barocca. Tatu nine lojena. Melo colombo. Ray paris my birthday Amen

Happy birthday And drink Do you want can you drink? No, oh you're 23. I thought you were 14 No, no, no, I still I still need titties for my shot. I was kidding kidding kidding

I need titties for my shot titties for your shot. I think you need to show your titties missy Right. Am I right? This is katie kins Doesn't she need to show her titties or whatever the birthday girl says more isn't that the way it goes I'm the fucking where's my cup? That's right

This thing needs to be taken in You're so lucky. I want to lick her boobs. So bad. Oh Okay, so these boobs have gotten well-licked over here, huh? I mean me suck them Courtney you're so ample

You're you're so bountiful. They're so covered in sugar now. Now. I really want to lick that Look at the candles between her boobs So, are you are you over 21 tittie parking? Oh, please. Let me let me just you're over 21. Would you know? Oh, you can't drink. I know you could have a little cake off of a boob if you like

I think any of the girls I'll get even with her. Which girl would you like to lick some cake off of? Whatever I want. Well, how about Tracy here? Tracy is the cake here. I'll put the cake on her boob here. Hold this Okay, tell us a little about yourself while I'm getting you cake. I'm 19. I can't drink. Okay. She's 19. She can't drink

So we're giving her a little cake off the boob. Okay, because we have to do something off of a boob here Right. Okay, so Hello There we go

That's quite a bit of cake But I think you can handle it. In fact, we're gonna make pasties out of these You did this to me two weeks ago. I did. I know you're good at it. Yeah, I was I was red white and blue Now she's pink

Tracy, okay Well, Tracy also can't drink because you know Same problem. Yeah. Yeah, I see. Yeah, there's some, you know, I guess this is the smoking section though Is there an age of smoking? I don't know

Okay, so did you find some titties to to get your uh, your salt off of you? Here you can take them off of mine. Okay. You get to take it off of your birthday girl. Where's the salt? Deliciousness. You lost the salt We need the salt. Okay. Here we go

Here we go. Anna Fox is going to take him off my tittie. Here you go. You have some salt? Yep. Have it Okay, so here, you know, you take the mic you you get the blow by blow so I can just experience the moment Take it. Okay. Here she goes. This is your radio experience now. Just lick it off

And take your shot Good job Um Okay, so you got yours uh now

Here's britney jordan Saint jordan, excuse me. You are a saint sometimes in the catholic church Tell us a little about you Oh

What would you like to know there's all kinds of wonderful stories? Well, you're a very pretty girl Yes, and but you started out with a different type of um Orientation no not orientation gender. Yes gender. I used to live as a dude and I was in the marine corps for nine years Whoa

Dude in the marine corps now brit and saint jordan here Okay, and all on top was sitting on a bed full of naked chicks with dr. Susie for her birthday. Yes You are you are and you are awesome

Okay, and and you used to know juxt, right? Yes, you were in his fraternity or something? No, no I've just like known him from cinema on town, but where I I thought he said you were in a fraternity of his or something like that Ah, but no Forget it. He just imagined that it was a fantasy of his. Okay. Look at her here

The most action is going on right over here. Whoa. So do Yeah, I thought you were going to be drawing Hey, you publicity whore My birthday my birthday my birthday. Yeah, get him Susie get him get him in the line

It's the guy that he needs to behave seriously Marugan, you are not a mystery. Will you please steal the show now? Why small your car axle? Oh dear All right. Well, I got to warm up a bit. Looks like cc's a bit busy. So I'll get warmed up. Okay. Get warmed up Okay, we're gonna do the car axle thing

Okay That was a swallowing a car axle now. Give me the whip. I got a paddle you a little bit. No, no It's traditional for your birthday You can use your own paddle

This is one of my birthday presents very easily commandeered My dear, okay. So, uh, now we have this couple couple number one back to city. Yes. Hello Over here

Yes. Oh, oh, yes. I looked undistinguished for a moment there. Well, I was having my nipple used For a good purpose. Look at you. Would you come up here and just model your prettiness? Um, yeah, okay. So I think you should take those pants off. They're just huge pants. Yeah Do it in a hot way right up here. Okay. Here we go

Who's going to the bathroom? Yeah, okay. Does anyone want to go to the bathroom on someone here? Anyone want to receive a golden shower? No, thank you. Okay. You got someone new right here. I do. Who is this? I'm jennifer. Hi jennifer

Hi All right quiet in the womb room Brothers and sisters lovers and sinners We need a little bit of order. This is

Birthday debauchery Debachery would be not order. Yes Mary forest you have to come up here. Would you would you come into your microphone? For maybe master d is going to learn how to use my uh,

My electric wand. Sure. I'll come up and teach you. You want to come up and do that and uh, and we can have the lovely and amazing Mary forest Take a microphone

Hello. Hey, Mary. Welcome to my birthday. Happy birthday. Aren't I obnoxious with this directing and the birthday girl thing that doesn't fit? You are in control. You are clearly in control. Yay Okay, and uh, clearly. Oh, look at look at eric. No I will hit you though. I will smack your hot ass. Oh, yeah. Take that dress off you bitch

Take it off and show those panties. Take off the dress Yeah, it's spanking night That's right. Okay. Whack. Whack. Look at the these great buns of Amanda buns. I mean Amanda blow brothers and sisters bend over bitch

Bend it over. Here we go. That's baby. Oh, look at those pretty panties It's a bit of chaos. Oh, who gave me these? Yeah, give me the red one I somebody gave me these left them on my Uh

My uh makeup stand on you got the one This by the way, this wand let's let's hold the box up. Hold the box. This is from kinky eddie Where are my photographers tasia get the photographers in here? Are they out there shooting their own shit? Get them in here You are really having to take control tonight. Dr. Susie

You know, it's a bit chaotic. It is chaotic. I think everyone's delirious with this It's not just that I have to take control. It's that I want to take control. Well, it is your right to do it tonight Yeah, thank you. That's right. It's my ride When's your birthday may 14th? Oh good. We're long past

How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time. I'm good. I'm good You guys have had lots of celebrations here. I'm glad to see max is in in great shape Yes. Yes. Yes. He's uh He's my birthday present

Yeah, yeah, okay. And look at all this craziness going on here. Wow. Wow. Wow. Have you had your augur shots? I haven't I'm not I'm I've had a lot of whiskey though. Okay a lot of very good. How about the fig cello? We have Anybody drinking this fig cello? Where is this? All right, so here we have the kinky wand right here

Okay, here's this this little wand here You're not no he needs a microphone get him a microphone Otherwise he cannot speak Whoever gave me these little cute. Thank you very much. I don't know who gave them to me, but

I can't open them Yes Made it very difficult make it difficult for the birthday girl, huh? I it's a cock a small dick if you're gonna make it small the least you can do is make it impossible to get at

Here we go. Ah, it's like taking the condom off. Yeah, okay. Here we go All right, so uh, here we go. Do you have a microphone? Do you have a microphone? Okay Pussy wire

So, uh, see what you got. Okay. So I'm not losing this Yeah, you have your toy. Okay. Well, I can I can plug mine in which is a little bit more intense No, this is the one from kinky eddy This is a is a pretty uh, I mean this is a erotic one the one you have

It's very pretty Oh god What's going on? Oh, oh my god Oh, wow. Wait, we got something going on here marugan team mystic is here with his crankshaft

Okay, he's here. He's cranking the shaft now brothers and sisters. I think this is It's madness in the house. Wow. Oh my god. Here she is Nice, okay Okay, hold the microphone. Hold it for him

All right, I'm gonna be uh warming up. Okay All right, go ahead Here we go. First, uh, the car axle goes into her mouth Cece Larue, right. Cece Larue

That's the mouth we have here. She is quite a performer. She is a sword swallower par excellence Cece Larue is swallowing marugan the mystic sword on my birthday Yes I'm gonna swallow this little tiny one

Uh-huh Here he goes down the hatch Marugan the mystic is swallowing a sword while getting his sword swallowed and she keeps on swallowing. Yeah. Yeah, very good. Whoa Amazing

Okay, down noise down noise down. Okay, we need the mic. Where's the microphone? We didn't hear what he said Who has it right here? Okay, but If you're holding a microphone and no one is using it Can someone hold this for me?

There are two people in the world that swallow a car axle that's ever gone on at once ever in the world. Whoa Okay I'm gonna get out of this. Here we go. Here we go. Some Model T car axle Whoa down the swallows

A Model T car axle. Yeah, I saw that, you know, but you kept it going, you know, it was very good You swallowed while she swallowed Can we have a hand for marugan? And cc

Wait only for marugan marugan only gets the hand. I mean jesus. No no cc did really good. What the fuck she kept it in our mouth Excuse me. No second dick is really good. I mean actually the other person let the dick go Okay, so brothers and sisters We got some birthday

Comedia erotica Huh, what do you want to try? Yeah Okay, no, no this one is is making our short circuit right now the other one you can do this one in the after party This one is after party stuff

We're gonna sit here and suck our little dicks me and britney Did you want to write a subium? Okay So What else

Have we here? Who's who's riding the cibia now? Uh Okay, are you ready for an attachment? Who's gonna ride with an who's gonna have a serious ride for me? Serious ride with an attachment. Who's ready for that? Who's ready for an attachment? Okay, are you

I'm conceived ready, baby Do what No She agreed to ride the cibia

Okay Okay, it's getting hot in here. Hmm, but we still have more birthday stuff to do. I think i'm getting spanked Birthday girl what do what you mean ride the cibia. Oh, sure. I'll ride the cibia. Okay Okay

No, I'll ride it. Okay. I think i'm gonna put my little thing down there. Okay, so um So I'm gonna ride it Okay, so uh, so who's gonna put my monkey bars on and ride it and sit here with me. Who's gonna put monkey bars on

Okay, yeah, put it put them on. Can you take your panties off? Is that okay? Can you take your panties off? Yeah, okay What you want to fight? Yeah girl fight girl fight. Yeah Okay, here she goes fastest fastest get her panties off gets the monkey bars on and then there you are Okay, well, you can help me testing. I don't know. Okay

Get up here. Okay And you get on behind me get right on behind me. Yeah, are we just you take not okay? Okay, and here we go You're gonna get on in front of me. Okay, and you you want to use the controls you know how to use it, baby

What do I say? Oh, what is it? Oh, wow, she goes from zero to 300 I'm 60 seconds. What are they doing? I have

I know it's confusing Oh, I'm the one that a tool it's Lawrence Walker show. Oh, wow. Oh, man. This is such good foreplay for fucking my husband later Oh, yes, this is this is my birthday brothers and sisters. I hope you all have birthdays like this I really do

This is what I wish this is my wish brothers and man to eat this Every one of you has a birthday Like this, baby Oh my god, it's whoa. Whoa. Whoa. She's turning it up. Yeah, okay. Wow. This is this is hot

Well, and the bubbles have something going here. It's making it wet Put it somewhere flat everybody's wet baptized Y'all make

Music Naked girls running around. Okay, and here she goes up on You know, we do need music hey max can we put some music on You need some stripper music, please

This is great. Except I just realized something. Okay. Okay one second. We're almost at the end of the show and I whoa Not no promo. Oh, okay. Yeah, just keep it like that, baby

Okay, here we go. Uh, we're almost at the end of the show and I have not yet seen Uh Oh, yeah, nice move very nice I I think I think my birthday's out of control

I think my pussy is now being invaded by a Sybian and I think Okay, okay. Okay. I I have to go with the flow. That's it. Okay. There we go. Oh my Nice

Yeah Here she is. Cece LaRue on the pole brothers and sisters Go Stacy. Wow. Yeah Whoa

Whoa, baby I want a picture from over there. Who's where's my photographers? Get over there photographers. Shoot it from over there, please. Where are my photographers? They are not here Where's the fucking photographers get it get over this way get shoot it from over here

Yeah I'm not going to get the back of a rugan there. It's my sexy and I know it Look at my mic up. Mic up please. Thank you Morgan is here. Now it's on high. Oh shit, baby. And it's now on high

Not in my face, please. No bubbles in the face Thank you darling Erica. Erica. I want to see you more. I want my photographer. I want some where's Justin. Where did Justin go? Where is he? Morgan

There's Morgan. Okay. I need a photographer up on a bubble. I got a bubble Who's here? I want everyone here Don't I sound like a spoiled birthday girl?

Brothers and sisters, Morgan Bailey has made it Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to Dr. Rockistan Happy birthday to you

I have this thing up high. I just want to say I wish you all a birthday like this Oh riding a Sybian surrounded by beautiful girls And every once in a while somebody swallows a sword or a dick On some gum

Or a car Roses and Courtney Ride it Oh, yeah, baby

What are you riding? You're just riding the bench Yeah, that's good. Oh, this is Such a wild birthday, but now you know what? There's a low Eric, can you can you show us a little bit more of yourself? Somebody turn down my Sybian, please

Turn down the Sybians turn down the Sybian Erica Can you can you sit over here? And okay

Where's my megaphone Here come on come on right over here Right over here Whoa, what is going on over here?

What it okay? Yes, sorry Settle down settle down. Can you sit over here? Okay. Oh, you're gonna take everything off And here comes the bonobo way

Here here we go bonobo way It's uh, it's a bit of an erotic chaotic Birthday orgy brothers and sisters. How about that?

Okay, so, uh, Eric Ka Okay, I don't know where the megaphone went Okay

Hey morgue megaphone. Oh, there's the megaphone. Okay, and where's Erica Right behind you. Oh right behind me. Oh, okay. There she is Uh, and where's the microphone? All right, and you're actually listening to radio Uh, where is the microphone?

Microphone behind you. Whoa Behind you as well. That's smoking. Can someone find the microphone? Whoa Show max up on the stand

Oh Okay. Hey morgan. It's on. Thank you for coming Thank you for having me. Happy birthday, Susie That's it for Susie everybody

Whoo That's a smoking pipe Okay, and so Erica come on over here Erica

Sit down. Can you sit here? What are we doing? We're seeing Erica. We're going to see what Erica has brought to the party Yeah Yeah, right here. This is really fun. Okay. This is Erica. She's a mosaic from african And she's come to my party. Yeah, you're supposed to smoke it right to share

Here, do you want me to hold this? Yeah, Erica. Okay, everybody. Hey run track. Yes Where's my okay? Can can we I can't hear you you can take the microphone Okay, can can we please can we please quiet down? Quiet down. This is actually a radio show

Uh, could you uh, what is my mic? So now This is Erica. Erica is going to do a reveal. What is she going to do? No, I can't Dr. Susie, what are you going to do? I can't do the under half because I'm engaged and my fiance said no That's hers. Oh, no, we don't believe you. We don't believe you're her Maffordite

Get out of the speakerphone right now. We do not believe you're her Maffordite. Oh, I am. I can't. Well, how can I mean I could say I am First to get license and everything else. No, but you can't how can we know if we don't see you Call us actually he can turn them down I mean if my fiance knew that I was topless right now, she'd probably kick my ass right now

Well, then they're already going to get your ass kicked. So what difference does it make? Okay No, really, I'm just telling you now, it's it's just a moment and we'll pass from this in just a moment I will I would never ever dream of making anybody do anything despite my evil reputation

I everything here is consensual. I yeah, I know you love me and I love you too But everyone won't believe you they don't believe you tune in next. No, I don't I don't I mean that's all so Um, we just think

What I said everything here is consensual. You do what you want. Well, that's true And nobody here would ever make anybody force do anything that you don't want to do. Well, absolutely not However, that being said, however, I really do want to see And then we would believe you so

Next time, okay, what do you think morgan do I think that we I want to see a baby, um Can you just show me without showing the camera? How about if we just make a circle and we won't let the camera see what if you just take And then we won't let the camera see how about that?

She wants to try to take She wants to use the penis pump try to get bigger. I'll show you mine if you show me yours I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Well, I'll show you ours We'll all show you

What are you singing max max max max max Why are you adding to the cacophony by singing about your childhood? Courtney has a present for you. Okay Let's see the present

Cake Cake Happy birthday Oh, yeah, what's going on there?

Brittany St. Jordan is eating birthday cake out of Courtney Taylor's twat Oh

How's the cake Brittany fucking delicious Cake eating oh god, it's fucking amazing Marie Antoinette eat your heart out Or eat the cake out of uh, Courtney's pussy or something

Wow, I think she needs help somebody needs to eat the rest of that cake There's a lot of cake there about that people She needs some help I think

I think we need some uh, some more cake eaters Yes, I'm so grateful. I hope you all have a party like this All right Nice

Somebody's gotta eat the rest of her cake That's what you're doing listening Listening

Yeah, okay, well now you're having cake eating out of your vagina And somebody should eat it up quick because it's very sugary. You want to go down there? You need it to redeem yourself You could do that. You don't have to of course She will do that. Okay, brother

Her girlfriend be damned at this point That's why I don't know if she's really a hermaphrodite because she's actually doing this now This is this is looking very good doctor. Yeah But it's a spanking holiday. So we

Hey, let me bend over for you. This is a different kind of reading show Reveal more of your ass More of an ass reveal. Here she goes. Tracy sweet Disneyland expert

There she is. What's going on now? I'm hitting her with a rose Whoa, whoa, this is a pretty good spanking implement right here. What was that? All right, what was that? Okay, so go over there. Here we go All right. Oh, who's right. So, uh, who's got something to say for though? Who's this? This is the uh, the lovely cc larue

I need headphones Yes, tell us you're you're obviously a pole dancer I am a dancer. Yes Well, you were dancing on the pole and step back a little bit. Please

Over this way. Yep. That's right. Yep trip trip right over there. Yep. Hold back there Bond John Well, she didn't do Right

Where's bond john? Let's get bond john up here Bond John do the reveal Bond John sin brothers and sisters. All right. Here he is. Where's Amanda? Here he is bond john sin. Oh, you know bond john more

Hmm, where's your girl? John? Where'd Amanda go? Uh, come on up here Amanda Here he is bond john. Take the microphone. Say hello Oh, hello everybody out there in dr. Suzy world

This is a radio show you're listening to Oh, john bond is up there. Yes Hello people's bond john sin here to say Drain yourself around him

Drain drape drape yourself on him now that he's got It'll get to the camera. Come here. Come here Come here Amanda Amanda

Now she's not you ask her to do something and she won't come. Of course. Come here. Come here I need some napkins all in jewelry. Hey, don't Over here. Is the mic's off I can't hear a word because I don't have no headsets

I don't have no headsets out. So I don't know what's going on on my own radio show Because I'm next to you You're very slow Hey

Okay bond john you see you next. Don't do this now Jesus No more of those noise makers just noise makers say something eloquent something eloquent something beautiful the voice To the chosen voice

From the gods of sexuality Ladies and gentlemen Okay, should we rip his clothes off rip his clothes off rip his clothes off Now it's getting more crazy. Okay

Rip his clothes off Someday no one's ripping rip Dream a little dream of me take those Beat him up beat the shit out of him punch him in the balls punch him in the balls

It's amanda blow amanda blow brothers and sisters amanda hit him in the nuts Punch him in the nuts That's his fetish he likes to get hit in the nuts show together now, aren't you? Yes, actually we do have a show together. Thank you. It's called it. It is what it is

An hour with barn johnson and my super side chick amanda blow There we go now you get Where were all these girls when I was a little boy We are going to see penis now. That's exactly right. Well, we saw some penis with you and you know, we have

Like four pairs of pants on there This looks like a chippendales type thing Yeah, you're doing it. You're doing it here. I was gonna do a little chippendales Yeah, you're doing it doing it doing it doing it doing it doing it

So the beast, what do you have to say about everything? So max out how's everything going? What do you been working on? How's the yacht? The yacht looks good. You've been sailing a lot. I've been sailing a lot. Yes How's to kneel? How's kneel doing? Oh, fabulous. I don't know if he's going to swallow these

Yeah, the stocks are great Who was that with somebody else So, uh, this is great having you on the show here. Thank you for mentioning girls and corpses Oh, of course. Girls and corpses dot com right

Dot com with the dot com right Bergen you want to go up there a little teen spirit a little uh All right, you'll hear that right calm down take your pants off And uh hang out they say hang out

There's a lot of girls up there, but nothing's happening. I know Everybody kiss look everyone kiss someone here right do something Everybody kiss someone here. I know Attention attention

Is uh Susie's mic on I don't hear her Dr. Susie, I don't hear you My mic isn't on that's why no your mic's not on pick get get the other one Okay, grab the other one Susan this one on yeah, okay here. We are

Uh, can I get this mic on because now no one else can use a mic? All right What are you guys doing here? Are you gonna perform here? We got we don't have all night Okay, it's for me exactly Of course, it's for me. Who else would it be for?

It's the only moves that isn't up there All right, I think as soon as we can get rid of this guy once we get rid of this guy Yeah, I want a dick up there. I want a dick up there. Speaking of dick marugan. Um, you've been doing some porn movies. Is that correct? And uh, what with jack the zipper

I'm gonna do the show now because did we lost the show? Yeah for anyone that's still interested in the show Okay, I can't hear my okay. This is radio free I lost my mic again. Can someone get my regular mic back here? Okay, Susie. We're at midnight Susie is there a show here somewhere? We're midnight. Well, I don't have a microphone asshole

Jesus. Now I do. I love when you call me asshole. That turns me on I know you turn me on when you call me asshole. Where's that cup, please? All right. Okay. Yeah Susan you also have Okay, I'm gonna get Dr. Susie because everyone is Dr. Susie. I think my my

No, no, no, no there it is. Dr. Susie. Can you hear me? Yes. Yes, I come in. Uh, Dr. Susie I can hear you. Yes We also have some other guests. So let's wrap it up. Okay, Mr. Assault. There's some old friends in the audience Okay, who bring them forward bring them to me. No. No. No, they don't know

Well, I'd like to know who they are. Well, who we're where are these old friends? We're sitting right here We're sitting here sitting here for the whole show waiting for you. Who are you talking about? Remember us? Remember the panel? You guys are just like Saying you need so much and yet given we're a little we're taking over the show

Right. Okay. So let's just settle down a moment because we're going to end and we're going to go into an after party Hang on. Hang on. Is my is this mic now working? No. Okay. We're going to have DJ Leo nine brothers and sisters. Okay. I got to modulate my voice for this microphone DJ Leo

Nine brothers and sisters is going to be playing our special tunes And uh, and I'd like to know who else is here that I need to introduce Is someone else want to come forward and get a adult play parlor sex toy? I think your mic is working now. Dr. Susie. Oh, it's not. No, it's not working. What's the matter with it?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What's the matter with it? It is uh, Batteries are dead batteries are dead. Can we change your batteries or okay? It's a lot to ask. Okay. Uh, yeah batteries that would be good because it's still a little more and for me to hold this thing up here Is kind of crazy. All right, susie. Uh, you're getting me a lot to hold guys

So, so I'm just imagining there's no one else out there. Everyone else is incognito tonight How about um, xander, is he here? Xander corvus? Is he here? He's not here. Okay Oh, yeah He was retweeting all over the place. Okay, and

Okay, so, uh, I don't know if there's somebody who I'm going to get pissed off that they're hanging out at the bar And I don't nobody knows what's going on. Okay. No, what's going on is I'm getting my microphone fixed So that I don't have to hold this thing

And then we're going to all say thank you. Did everybody get to give their birthday cheer? Okay, where's the bonobo thing Bonobo Everyone had their cake. Whoa. Whoa. Sorry. I'm just tripping off. I'm writing writing the city

This radio show has so uh, now this is work. No disintegrated Hey chaos the chaos Okay, at least somebody is getting spanked for my birthday Okay, is this work? This is now working

All right, brothers and sisters. Oh I have Sound Watch the wire

Dr. Suzy there's always something If it's not one thing it's another Test test. Okay. Suzy are we gonna have a birthday dance? Yes. Awesome. We are gonna have a dance. What was the theme of this show again? I forgot The show is death day

Hey Okay, all right theme of this show is my ass All right, everyone should have a birthday this crazy, right? I mean, yeah, you'd like this birthday. I'll give you this birthday on your birthday

I don't even think my birthday is this crazy. Suzy. Yours is the craziest. All right. You've been crazy. This is crazy Okay, and and we still have to do that kind of birthday spanking where people like Go under everybody and you go whack whack whack like that All right, I'm going to the park. Okay

Birthday spanking Oh, that's a vlogging Yeah, okay. Okay, so let me Vlog you for my birthday

Okay, Stevie Shea brothers and sisters and Courtney Taylor With a juxley flogger Yeah, beautiful ass cheeks. Oh, yeah, baby Here's some asses for the birthday

I've got assholes and great asses at my birthday and I couldn't be happier You bet Everybody must get spanked Okay, where's the bonobo sign? Where's the bonobo sign?

Where'd it go? Oh, here it is. Here it is. Okay. So brothers and sisters lovers and sinners We are about to go into our post-show party Uh, I want you to party Can you please settle down for just a moment? Okay party for my birthday

Party for Peace Party for the bonobos. This is the bonobo party Of peace through pleasure

That's right. The block party, baby The neighborhood jamboree The birthday orgy Birthday debauchery

Yeah, I want everybody up here on the stage for some pictures. Okay with the bonobos. Yes, anthony No one else has anything important to say Okay, you know and you can share that microphone if you're on the show get up there. Yeah, come on up here. You're on the show get up there And uh, this is my wish

Thank you, Anna and Miguel. By the way, can we have a hand for Anna and Miguel? Please brothers and sisters They keep this place together And Helen aka charlie Okay, Helen charlie

At well, no one's applauding for charlie. Could you please applaud for my manager? Where is she? Where's the chinese one? And bd come on up here you folks come on up. No. Oh, you can't come up. Oh I have some very important, um presidential candidates in

the room They're a little Mormon though. Move. Move your uh move your mic up. Please move your mic My mic up. Okay, here we go. Yeah. Okay. Teja is holding her hand up. What is that cake or? Okay, so, uh

So let's see. So How about how about missy there? Um, mary mary missy mary forest come on up here I want everyone I How about you guys exeter and fey and

iceman and Serenity Okay And johnny lynch

Okay So, uh, make like bonobos not baboons when it's your birthday and every day Uh Make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

Even if that someone is you I love you Yeah, he's playing with my pussy. Oh I think it's the hermaphrodite

She wants to check if I have a dick Okay, I love you. I love you. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to you. I love all of you. Thank you so much I love you. I'm so grateful to you. Stop playing with my pussy you I'm gonna show yours

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