BiG WiN in VEGAS

Full transcript of BiG WiN in VEGAS on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners who are here tonight and who might be watching this in the future, thank you all you artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. We all do respect to missionaries and the preachers. We may or may not be children of God or the goddess or Jesus or Allah,

but one thing we know until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. I'm just so thrilled to have you all here. You're all part of this very wonderful, high-trained, rolling, vibrational moment in history, my history anyway. That was fast, man, fun.

Oh my God, the thermometer. Everyone that's the world's largest thermometer. Oh, there it is. See. Let's get pictures with it. I love it. We'll be telling you it's our penis. This is the home of the button boy.

It's the button boy, too. Button boy. Get you up high. It feels good.

It just whirls around you all that hot air. It's hot. Something sexy about this whole thing, about the fire. Established 19 years ago.

Yeah, seedy about the car thing. Yeah. I'm very excited. This is a very, very auspicious cage sauna. Pleasure toy.

It's a century-sex and X-rated film. The Erotic Heritage Museum. Founded by Dr. Ted Matthews. And also the director of the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality.

And I'm very pleased to be receiving a degree from that place today. Compliments my Yale diploma very nicely on the wall. I'm sure the president with that will be very proud. And here we go.

Yeah. Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you. Nice to see you. Nice to see you. Nice to see you.

Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Very nice to meet you.

Very nice to meet you. You're in show. I'm Kelly. I'm Kelly.

Kelly was on the show many years ago. 2007? No, no. 2002.

2002. Yeah. Okay. We'll move to a knowledge stream.

2002. Oh, it's great to have you here. Yeah. And the museum.

Welcome to the museum. Absolutely. So maybe one of you or both of you or somebody can give me sort of like the basics of what we might be interested in and what Ted would have something to say about.

Our whole building is 24,000 square feet. 24,000. And it's greeted by a flasher. And he's from the front.

Here it's 17,000 square feet, two floors. Different artwork, artifacts and films. Films dating back to the early 1900s. We have the first full length feature adult film shot here in the U.S.

1915 film called Free Ride. That's upstairs. That's a few. We also have artifacts dating back to 600 AD.

Different flowering tools, temple ornaments. The piece behind you here is by an artist named William Braemer. It's 100,000 pennies. Oh.

A real money shop. Does it come money? Really spend. It's sure that you should scout or dine or something.

That's beautiful. Very beautiful. It's very appropriate for Vegas. You know, play the penny machine right here.

You should have a slot. So there is actually a hole in the tunnel. I know people put money in it. So William Braemer reclaims this piece.

He's going to find more money inside. Well, he should. He should. He should get some tips.

She's Mistress Natalia Sidisi. Ah. Okay. So faceless, but not names.

Yeah. Faceless. The photograph, she actually was completely blocked out. There's all kinds of cinemas.

The medical and the Christian. And of course the dominatrix. It's sex. That's sexual.

Sex. And that's how I ended up here. It's because I found that even the art world doesn't accept sexuality. Right.

Right. A little bit more. But no, I don't understand it anymore. Because it's so subjective.

And they're so scared of being labeled as too, you know, pornographic or sexual. So here are some people. There's a billboard there.

It's kind of the most well-known art. I love this. Because of course all the art historians say this is the first known art. But they don't usually say that the first known art is erotic art.

But it so obviously is. I mean fertility. Yeah. And they liked them big though, you know.

Yeah. And faceless. Right. Like your thing.

Faceless. The faceless erotic figure. Well, I love the hands placed over the breasts too. Yeah.

Yeah. I got some titty, baby. Yeah, she's presenting for sure. What is the difference between a deflowering tool and a dildo?

It's believed that some of them may have been used as pleasure devices. Most of them were ritualistic. You can think back to a time before they realized how babies were made. They didn't realize it was the actual act of sex.

Some believed that they would actually use the deflowering tool for the woman to be, for the girl to become a woman. And they believed that by doing that they were releasing the spirits and allowing her to hear a child.

This is William Durritor's magazine. I've preceded your magazine. I preceded my magazine. And he was our partner when we made Love Magazine.

And Finger. Right. So you're here. I'm here somewhere.

We're finding a trail here. Maxis Magazine's. We're on a trail to see if Maxis Magazine's are out, or they're certainly in the archives,

but this magazine was published by its partner, William Durritor. He's strict with it. He decided to wait. He's strict with it.

All right. Well, there's a deflowering tool right there. This is the inside page. It fell down.

I think I'm going to call dildos deflowering tools for now on. Because it is the same thing. Not really. Because if you're getting deflowered,

it makes it look that pleasurable, or it still doesn't mean to be ugly. You can call them reflowering tools. Reflowering?

High flower? Yeah. I mean, I think deflowered, reflowered. I mean, it's just good.

It just sounds like an archaic, fun thing. I mean, dildos so old, the deflowering tools are even older, but it's kind of a new old expression.

I love that she has the carrot, though, because I know where I'm shopping for vegetables. My mind's always in the gutter. I was picking him up with Jake Hamilton.

That's a very nicely shaped carrot. I have sex with vegetables. I prefer cucumbers. I like cucumbers, too.

The input is hard on... No, that's mine. Really? Are you serious?

This is ten. It's what he said. Oh, real. Well, he said I have all the ones here

that when asked which size would be preferred that they chose that one. Well, it's manageable. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Beautiful. Pablo Picasso and Henry Matisse. Oh, very nice.

This is kind of a reminder to people that even household names have dealt in erotic things. Most artists do some erotic art.

It's kept in a closet. And now we have this Picasso of... Wow, that looks like an orgy. Picasso's work was extremely sexual.

Again, it's because it's a household name and people don't tend to acknowledge the eroticism in his work. It's nice about the couch.

Right, right. This is a little more explicit than usually is. He's keeping it behind little boys and boys. Oh, little boys and...

The murders. But I love the frame. Female. Female.

Honolangous. She's playing on harp with her titties out. And then there's this big dick. Oh, this is a guy.

Right, with the dick. Right, and he's eating her pussy. Actually, it's just two people. You know, at first I thought this was an orgy

because there's so much going on. But it's really just two people that are just very into this incredible act of drawing. And Picasso does that.

He wants to draw different angles. So when you look at one individual, their body may be shown from different angles and creates that kind of feeling.

And then you have the peaking and the painting. It's voyeuristic. Beautiful. We have some prints of Betty Dax.

We have this print. I like to have a work from regional art audience. We've had homosexual couples make the comment that what they enjoy about her work is it's ambiguous.

Even though you can tell the one on top has slight breasts. It could also be pectoral muscles and that they're also faces.

Discussing on the other pieces. So it reaches a wider audience because by not being so gender-specific, more totally,

but Betty Dax's work is just beautiful. She has a way to communicate. Well, she communicates through so much media. She actually gave me my first orgasm.

Yeah. Yes. I was 19 years old and I was a sophomore at Yale

and I took a lot of courses and had a lot of books, but none of them taught me about orgasm. I had a boyfriend, he had orgasms.

So one morning after he left, I happened to pick up this little pamphlet that I'd gotten at a feminist consciousness recently that was called Liberating Masturbation.

And I just looked at the book and because I was the type that needed to read a book in order to learn how to do anything, I learned how to masturbate by reading a book

because no one had books then on masturbation. So this was all about, you know, touch your clitoris, rub it, breathe deep, squeeze your PC muscles,

told you what to do, and I had my first orgasm. And I found out later that that was by Betty Dax

because it became a sexual one and she became my friend. And that's that first story you told her? Uh, you know, I think I met her

when I was a little inebriated so I just kind of sat on her lap. That's the first thing I said, I love you!

That's a good way to be female. This piece, it's called Gushing for You, right after the BP oil spill. So the idea is,

he's taken the old BP logo, the shape of the shield, he's taken the pee and the pee to create a penis

and it's gushing out the same way the oil spill was. Wow. I think it's gushing hearts out. Well, it's good to make a catastrophe

into an orgasm. Yes, this is a fully functional restroom. Ah, very nice. We have a lot of patrons to contribute

so if we'll see you live the floor, or you're drawing, you're jokes. Oh, look at this. Let's be all over,

you're jokes, everything. So this was built as an erotic wedding chapel. It was one of the Harry Moni's contributions.

And we use it for workshops, performances, other things. We've dubbed it the phallus phallus, because as you can see the columns are kind of...

Kind of, yeah. We call them, you know, those are ironic columns. We call these the ironic columns.

Can I touch? And this is where we're going to be doing the interview. Yes, if you'd like to, the space is available.

Well, I mean, whatever you say, these are phallus columns. I mean, all columns are phallic, but these kind of hit you over the head.

I'm here at the airport for the first time. It's so exciting. It's so special to be in a beautiful art museum holding so much erotica.

And it is the world's largest collection of erotic art here in Las Vegas. And it's the only museum that's also a vibrator, actually. It's very special.

I was just noticing the train tracks and the train coming in that gives you that great vibration. And I'm here with the director,

the curator, the founder of the erotic heritage museum, Dr. Ted McElvena. And I'll just say, take it away, Dr. Ted. Thank you.

We're happy that you're here. This is our special museum created in Vegas, starting eight years ago. It took us a long time to get all the things together

to renovate this building. And then we've been collecting the art for a long, long period of time. It's the only museum that has 48 movies

going full time all the time. And it's the only museum that has in its archives draw upon our collection of about three million erotic art items

from around the world. This is one of our warehouses. We have 25. And we picked the best and bring it over here.

The only fights we have about which erotic art we want to make available. I learned the functional erotic art that you can play on.

Yes. All kinds of... Well, we keep planning for new things. But the only...

We do have a vibrating train out there. And we do have something that we wish we didn't have and that's the heat of last night. We're happy that you can take the opportunity

to see the things here. We'll look at some of them after a while. We're proud of the fact that we spend a lot of time screwing the world

to find the next kinds of things that will interest people. Let's do a tour. Okay.

This library here is the Aphrodite Collection. It's part of the finest collection of the great reproductions of erotic art in the world.

Half of us here and half of us in our library in San Francisco. The best library in the world is at my place in San Francisco.

And our library holdings for the Institute and the Museum are bigger than the Vatican. The British Museum,

the Kinsey Institute, and the Library of Congress put together. They consist of three million items. Wow.

We're size queen when it comes to libraries. So we like that. So we're going to show you probably one half of maybe...

maybe five percent of the many holdings that we have. These are some of the... the scenes.

The Will Condor in San Francisco, the Caledota. And...

And that's the one that Gran Cano fell on. She and the guy she was fucking, he got killed.

She got bigger kids. The old bishop came to me and said, what are you going to do about this sex business?

And I said, okay, I don't know. And he said, well, what I'm going to do is make a deal with you.

He said, I'm going to do two things for you. I'm going to appoint you to find out where God

is in all this sex business. And he said, if I'll make you a deal, I'll never interfere with you

or try to censor you. And they never have in all these years. I've never had anybody in the Methodist

Church try to stop me from being with the pulpit. But they always also said something else to me.

We're sorry, but we're not going to give you only money. I'm going to say something to you

and our mates today. I'm going to say something to you and our mates today. Tonight we Jesus talk. It simply says,

you're so sweet that before your father made you, he must have just caught you. Wow. How does that make you feel?

I don't know, but I'm going to tell my mom this. Can we check under your skirt? If we check under my skirt,

I'm not going to be scared. My best dude in the modern art. Can we have to do it in here? All right, brothers and sisters.

The tour is heating up. Ah, yes. This is the first amendment, our great first amendment

in the United States of America. Congress shall make no law respecting and establishment of religion.

That's right. For fertility, the free exercise thereof of bridging the freedom of speech

for the press and the right of the people to assemble and petition the government for its grievances.

All that they're missing is a bottle of vodka shaped like a dildo. I hate for that.

For real. This is my favorite part. This is my favorite part. This is my favorite part.

Either one. I'm going to still drink it. It really does, man. It's a great piece.

I'm John Lennon, the one that he did with Yoko Ono. Oh, you knew this song.

Well, you know, this has a great story. This piece was lost at sea

in an accident. And I found that it was supposed to have been destroyed. The Krohnhausen

got the money from the insurance company. And I have some suspicions. And I found out that there were

dolphins in the North Atlantic who were fishing autos for a lot of cars. And somehow it ended up

in the hands of a private collector. So I went to him and it said, I own the piece.

I copyrighted it. And so now I'm going to make I'm going to run off a thousand of this

and number them and raise money for the museum from it. So I just sent it to be done. I knew dolphins were smart.

I didn't know they were artisans. Around here, in anything we do in life, being saved and being damned

are so similar. And what we do then is realize that there's a method we have.

And the most important thing we can do in sharing sexuality with other people

is realizing we're all in the same boat. We ought to be friends with each other

and help each other have a better sex life. We're all children of sex. Yeah.

We're children of sex. Okay. One of the things everybody asks about

is what's the real size of John Holmes penis? This was the real size. It wasn't that one

that's over there that's four inches longer. He didn't have a 14 inch cock. I did the measurement

so I know. So it's about 10? No. Not even.

Nine and a half. Nine and a half only. He's a shrimp. This is a piece

that's given to me by Juan McAllister who was the maker of sex toys for a company called Doc Johnson.

When he died he left me a whole bunch of things with the authentication.

This was given to him by Walt Disney who was his best friend. But the Disney family

refuses to authenticate it. I don't care because I believed I didn't believe

the Disney family. They're all into money. I believe Juan McAllister and their good friendship.

The two most important erotic art pieces of the Second World War were pieces

that Hitler had that he wanted to use and he ordered. They're both there.

These are pieces that I bought from the socialist party of the city of Vienna.

The originals were destroyed. I bought the rights to them. What Hitler wanted to show

was the fact that there would have been no Second World War but hadn't been

for the English woman. And he blamed the English woman as the cause of war.

He made 10,000 of these all over. And to this the German man

had to show that the real English woman was a bitch in a horn.

A domination. There's a myth. There's a myth that what happened

is that Hitler ordered all the erotic art taken off the walls of Germany.

That's just myth. He never did anything. This is the only piece of art

that Hitler asked to be taken off the wall. The only one. And it's one of a kind.

I own it. The only piece he asked to be taken off. He identified with the guy

and the whole thing and he got scared and had it taken off. No, he kind of liked it.

He liked it. He liked it. He took it off so he could keep it.

It does look like him and that that cousin it is that he killed.

The one that was shitting on him supposedly. But you'll see those

and the other stuff upstairs. All of these things you'll see each one has a history

in and of itself. The making of the film. The making of all of these art pieces. Each one has a story.

A lot of sexology has to deal with what we have to fight against and that is

only the medical profession the psychologist of the world everybody wants to treat sex

from the standpoint of sin or sickness. And we say no. You have to deal

with sex from another standpoint and that's the fact of treating sex

as sacramental. It's a sacrament. It's something you celebrate. If God would have created

anything better than sex he or she must have kept it for themselves. And to thank God

they gave it to us and that's where we get to celebrate all the time. And that's where God is

and that's what the museum is all about is finding God in sex. If you can't find God in sex

where the hell are you going to find him? Amen and amen. That's

that's Aphrodite. That was was hanging above a man's bedroom.

A man gave us this collection chooses to be anonymous and also in his bedroom was this piece

here which is bronze. Another faceless woman. Yes. And but all bronze

and living on this statue and watching him in his bed also watching him

in his bed is everything he ever thought about. This one. Wow.

This is this is our man impuder with every

sexual fantasy he ever thought about. Isn't that a magnificent piece? Wow.

That is really quite extraordinary. There's an orgy in his head. Orgy in his head and everything

and with it he's gave me a thing with 7000 photographs of women that he had collected

over the years that he also fantasized about. Can you spin that around slowly please? Yes.

Look at that. That's quite something. Alright. And that's him

the anonymous donor. His face is somewhere in there. And everything he had was anonymous.

And everything was interactive. So everything he did if you want to see her everything

Look at this. Did you see this? Everything opens and closes

and this opens and closes and she's all bronze. Look at that.

If you want to see her tits Look. They like to have bronzes like this Ooh.

That's a surprise. What women really like. And so all of these pieces

have a story with them like she was gorgeous.

Gorgeous piece. And then this one this one of the

seeing that happened in terms of through the people. Fantastic artist stuff.

Oh to be a boy or a beauty. And also here is the Phantom of the Opera

which was the last one he bought for me. He's the sexy one. So we're going to put Susan inside this

and close her in and then we're going to turn the lights out and see what happens in the night.

That's your fantasy about it. Broth's up with the Phantom of the Opera there's Susan's foot sticking out of the back.

Okay what I want people to do is to be able to take advantage and be able to function sexually

and put it together wherever they want to negotiate with. And I think that's a matter of freedom and I want us to provide

if people want to do S&M things or have fetishes that's fine. But let's

let's help these people have a better sex life by telling them it's okay

it's alright. I ran a program called Empower the Priest

by training priests and it was going fine we had these priests coming into our program

sneaking in and all the rest but then a group of women in my training program

came to me who are former nuns and said you can't say empower the priests

and not empower the nuns. So I changed my program to empower the priests

and empower the nuns and the next day the Vatican cancelled our program

because the most fearful thing in the Roman Catholic Church is to give women power. Absolutely.

They're all married to Jesus. Yeah well then they're not getting fucked are they? Well you know

those crucifixes are in the shape of a sex toy. And these are the great original prints

the great artists did and then they sold to wealthy donors so we were able

to get some of the collection and put them up so that people can see them

otherwise they'd have only been seen by wealthy people. California Jigolo

the great John Holm a piece over here you know some of the great films.

I'm now for a mouthful of real baloney and then just stop. That's right.

So this is unfolding the first sex film I ever made. Ah this one

this is the one you made what's this called? Unfolding. Ah when did you make it?

Oh I put it back a lot of years ago. It looks very romantic. It wasn't

but I had a camera woman who would put everything in the camera

and would edit it there and she didn't want her husband to see it but over here

you'll see the Harry Rehm stuff the outtakes from Deepthroat

pretty peaches I'm just releasing pretty peaches again because I own

everything that Durrenzi Alex Durrenzi was the greatest

of all the filmmakers of our time and I have about 300 of his film

and they never were released for some reason he was a very distasteful man

but he was certainly the best. So do you have any secrets about the making of Deepthroat?

Yeah I own the original print of it originally it was shot

in 16 and bucked up to 35 and had some scenes added to it

and I tested Did you know Linda Lovelace? Yes I testified

19 times for Deepthroat in court cases I had to sit

with Linda Lovelace Chuck Trainor Damiano Harry Rehm

in a court case across the river from Cincinnati and had to listen

to them plan the film where she was going to write a thing

with Lyle Stewart called Ordeal about how she was made to do it all

which was a big lie and Kinsey was once asked Dr. Kinsey what do you think

about masturbation and he said the most civilizing horse

in American society and somebody asked me one day what's the most

important single horse in the universe which has a female orgasm

We can't focus on that and celebrate the female orgasm with women

and let them take over the sexual revolution there will be no sexual revolution

That's how it is It's a beautiful thing Everyone likes a female orgasm

I don't think anyone has a problem with that It's not even that messy unless it's into squirting

In here there's a theater that I always have over on the left

is the best sex film ever made which was made in 1954

in Los Angeles, California and it was made as the story of a nun the story went that it was

Big Tanny's wife and a UCLA student that was all a made up story Wait, is this the nun

with the little eyes on her face? Over on the left Oh, on the left That's the nun

It's a great film It's the first film where a woman took over the fox completely

which she does A beautiful woman It's a great film I showed it to Alex Dorenzi

and he immediately grabbed it and put it in and it's a history of a nun movie

It's pussy and cotton It's hilarious Yeah, we have a lot of stuff like that So you really don't have a difference

between erotic art and pornography? Well What happens is erotic art

and again I happen to I ask people what was the thing

that helped them the most understand human sexuality and I used to show my films

talked about my lectures and the information and did you know that people enjoyed seeing graphic sex materials

from the marketplace better than my lectures? Well, that was pretty hard to take but that's happened

So people want permission to see things that interest them Nobody cares how large you are about sex They only care

if you can help them have a better sex life That's what Susan does And that's what you do

Thank you so much, Dr. Ted Don't let religion ruin your life because 90% of all problems

having to do with sex you can quote me become sex-negative attitude for religiously reinforced

Now, if I got a choose between religion and sex I'm going to choose sex But we don't have to

because the gift has already been given One of the things I want in a museum

is for everybody if you don't find something in this museum as you go around

that it interests you that you like come and talk with me and we'll go in one of the back rooms

and we'll find something for us Susan was brave enough to come back into the archives behind you

is a whole collection from the Library of Congress behind you is a collection that's valued at

over a million dollars of rare books behind you and this is something I pulled out of the archive

which is one of a numbered edition of the Real John Lennon Win was $6,000 and I'm giving it to Susan because she was brave enough

to come into the archive and John Lennon was brave enough to be a rock star and sometimes that gets you killed

and he's one of my greatest heroes so thank you so much, Darin One of the things I do my fetish has been for years

to find natural products that help people to provide what their body is already providing

a natural natural product and I will be happy to say that on this very place

one month ago I announced it after my years of 40 years in medical school

of 40 years as a researcher I found the first female African geese act So come on up with the microphone

I don't have to go up there Dammit, I'm lazy But she looks great comfy but this is the microphone

because it's longer Oh, I like it longer Okay, where do you get

the female horny fill out? Good question I don't understand this The female horny fill

What, the herb? I will, here's what I'll do for you Give me a hand Here's what you'll do

What I'll do is I'll put you in my research thing I'm doing another group of research people because what happens is

I have to give you the combination I'll give it to you Just let me know and I'll send you two weeks of live

You better share Okay, I'll share That sounds good Yeah, that sounds good

I'm going to interview you a little bit later and you're going to also come into our fabulous tricked out motor home

that is parked outside where we are going to do some interviews and we have our Sybian in there You have a Sybian in here?

It's in the back room I have to protect him My ladies just are awful One of the things that they ask us to do

is pick people that we feel has done something significant and we kind of like what you've done for women, quite frankly

and we thought the future is going to be the giving women a mission to be sexual and let them take the leadership in the sex revolution

and so we decided you know one of the persons is doing it so that's why we decided on that Wow, well thank you

Thank you so much I'm touched and I'm very honored There are many people that contribute to the field of sexology

and we want to especially honor her and as we go around I want to present this

diploma to her She says that the Institute for Advancement of Human Sexuality by virtue of the authority

and the Board of Directors and on the recommendation of the faculty the degree of Doctor of Arts Honor is conferred upon Susan Hart

Wow, like President Levin of Yale eat your heart out You're not getting a doctorate of sexual, what is it?

Doctor of Arts? Well this is such a tremendous honor really, I'm just so touched and happy and thrilled

and excited to be a part of your wonderful mission even if it's not really a mission but I feel that it's a movement

it's a revolution in sex education and there's the train tracks just telling us

that you're all part of this revolution and we're vibrating and I can feel it Ladies cross your legs, here comes the train

Oh yeah, oh That's the love train That's the love train, yeah baby Great erotic train ride

Definitely, well I'm just it feels like a very auspicious moment with the great vibration happening as I'm

holding this up and I know that you had said earlier that my husband would have an opportunity

to talk and since we're at the moment talking about my great self maybe he should pick up the microphone

and embarrass me We brought up a generation of kids they weren't watching Walt Disney they were watching the Dr. Susan Block

show and today these kids are 26 and 27 and they're wonderful and they feel like my children

but beyond that beyond the media and the help and the love that she's given to people and unlike

other media therapists she actually is a therapist she actually has people that call 24 hours a day

that have no place else to call to find out sometimes the most simple thing

like I like to wear panties is that alright and in a few minutes they're healed and their life has changed

and she's done this for 27 years and I love her for that I love you darling

and that's one of the reasons I love her besides she's pretty good in bed I love you darling Thank you so much

brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners for joining us here in this gathering for being part of

my great honor of getting a degree from the Institute for the Advanced Study of Human Sexuality and just being with this great man

Dr. Ted McElvena Thank you so much everyone thank you Ted and

thank you brothers and sisters and thank you Tasia for the degree just to remind me

Doctor of Arts Honoris Coza That's a cause of honors that's the highest degree you can get Really? Wow

Where do I go from here? I've got to start taking that drug that's what I'm going to do Okay, so we're going to go

but just in case you are cutting out right now peace through pleasure follow the bonobo way

make like bonobos not baboons make love to someone you love tonight even if that's someone is you I love you

and I love you You are very sexy for a magician There's not too many female magicians out there There aren't too many females

let alone hot females Thank you There's like all this you know these males do it

It's very male dominated Magicians are very dominant They dominate your psyche They make you think that things are happening

but aren't really happening Absolutely Okay, so can you give us a demonstration of some sort of magic

It's a real male Okay, and what is your name again? Steve Where do you guys perform at?

Mostly a lot of private corporate events here in Vegas Again, since I work with snakes we do everything from children's school

shows to bachelor parties and we have a male Here we go Use the box

Okay Lube it up Lube or Ken, the key to everything Okay, oh no

He's going to stick it up his nose He's You don't like it It's the same nail

It looks like it Pinch it right there with your fingers Pull Pull

Pull Pull Okay Don't touch the rest of it though

I don't want to get cootie That was impressive That went right into your nasal cavity I figure if she can shove deep things down her throat

I can stick a nail on my nose Did she shove things down her throat? Oh my, if you haven't seen her DVD yet She said shove

Wait, I got to get this straight Go ahead She's going to shove things down her throat You know what, mine's not that big

that she has to do any shelving No, I'm a Jew, it's just not there But her boyfriend is unbelievable Can you show us your boobs?

Whoa, those are beautiful Thank you Really nice, pretty boobs Kind of sweaty right now

No, they look sheen-y and literally like Vegas Very nice Probably the last girl in Vegas without a boob job

Are you guys married? Yes, we are It'll be 15 years, October 31st Wow, that's a long time

And we've been together for 21 You're not a stripper No, I'm not She does work at strip clubs

One of the fun things is Back in, I think it was 97 or 98 She was voted best stripper in Las Vegas

and she was a non-nude performer I was still non-nude back then You know, I have a non-nude suggestion Have you ever ridden a Sybian?

No, but I saw that You don't have to get nude You could just ride the Sybian Would you like to do that?

I got one right here Maria Maria, oh my god Pull the tips out a little bit

Very good And now, here we go Four years and I've been nine Sweaty

Whoa Okay, that was funky Okay How fun is that?

Okay, that's a little too much I like it gentle So, I don't need much Okay, well I'll keep it

Teases Yeah, that's what I like I like to tease That's awesome

Oh 10 grand? That's actually only 1,500 Yeah, I was kidding

Just in Vegas That's like almost numbing How's it feel? It's good

I should get one for when you're out of town and my boyfriends aren't available Exactly Well, I got plenty of toys, but this is different

You'll relax more without all the cameras Yeah, I'm getting it high Uh-huh, I was going high again You know what makes me happy about it?

It's not leather Well, this part's leather No, it's not I just don't do animal products

Yeah, we love animals too See, we got animals hanging from the ceiling I noticed We're all about monkeys and gorillas

I know Woo, just did that for fun It was Okay

I know But you're warmed up for a happy later Let's hear it for Maria Woo-hoo

She sucks this Every fucking day, she sucks this Every fucking day, we do this We are boring the absolute worst fucking shit

Oh, so you don't like the cute to see the green fairy? Oh, is that where she is? Oh

But it has this hallucinogen that worm would break It's the wormwood I'm gonna start hallucinating

You have to get it really fast and you don't feel like it It's so real You're not, you haven't even left the museum

and you feel like you're in an R.D. But you're just hallucinating Mike, we know the Star Wars collection Tell us about your Darth Vader fantasy

He's just really sexy You like that dark Masked evil man Yes, I do

I like that dark masked evil man He's just, I don't know He's a control freak and I'm a control freak so when a guy's a control freak

it kind of turns me on because a lot of guys can't control me because I'm very control of myself That makes sense

Yes, yes, yes, control You like controlling And what do you do when you're in control What is your favorite sexual activity?

Depends if I'm the man or the woman Let's start with the man Well, anytime I'm sucking cock I feel like I'm in control

Yeah Can we have a little demonstration with one of our dildonic devices? It's stuck

Too big Can we see a little something? Can you show us your boobs? Yeah, boobs

Boobs They can breathe Nice, yes, it's hot Do you have any signature moves that you do as a stripper?

My robot Your robot? Can you do it sitting? Can you do it just a little splash in the robot? No, I seriously do that

Do it for 20 seconds For 20 seconds, just sit there for 20 seconds like that That's it The robot

Falcon doing the robot And that's what gets the big bucks into the kitty No, really, it does Who's your favorite partner when you perform?

Hot bitches Hot bitches, like food Well, I just performed with Cypher Yeah, the other day

Oh, she's the squirter Yeah, we were both squirting all over each other So you squirt? Oh, lots of fun

Wow, so how did you learn to squirt? Or did you have to learn, did you just do it naturally? I just came naturally Yeah, when did you squirt first?

Probably when I was 12 Really? Yeah, you just started squirting or was it?

When's the first time you had sex? When I was 12 Oh, just like Dr. Ted Yeah, did it happen in a barn?

Like it happened with Dr. Ted? A barn, no I don't think I've ever even been to a barn No, you're a Vegas girl

Of course they don't have a lot of barns here So how did it happen for you the first time? I fucked in a car In a car?

After school With a guy your age or older? Oh, older, of course And was it good?

Or just a quickie? It worked, whatever It was enough to get me addicted And you squirted?

That time Wow, all over the car upholstery Good for you I hope it was his car

How do you feel about your boobs? I wish that they were bigger Are these natural? No

They're 800 cc's of silicone Right, so if you wish they were bigger You could get them bigger No, I can't, I just have to go

out of the country for that Really? Because they won't let you make it bigger here? That's dangerous

And why do you want them bigger? They seem just really lovely Huge tits You feel more in control that way

You have lovely tits I don't think you should make them any bigger myself, I think they're fine the way they are But if you make them bigger

I'd like to do another interview with you We just love you, okay, give me a hug Okay Lay a falcon

live from the erotic heritage museum And these are her tits Now they're going away Looks like I gotta get to work

She's gotta get to work, gotta make some money There she is with a pocket rocket Hey brothers and sisters Drop pocket rockets, not patriot missiles

It's too shelly I can't believe this I just discovered that you are shelly The shelly that inspired me

Back in 2002 When I was going through some troubles, my husband was abroad He was abroad?

Well, it sounds like he was a woman But he was abroad My husband was never a woman He was in France, I went there too

He was there And he was watching you on Skype And you were on my show In 2002

Okay, now I remember And my husband He's Italian And let me tell you

It's great when there is a little force in, as they say The cappuccino It's the hat

It's the hat It's nothing to do with starbucks for others and sisters This is the

uncircumcised head of the penis Which protects the penis from abrasions which occur with syphilis and genes

And so this protects the penis This is what originally, if there is a god and we are in the erotic heritage museum run by the reverent

head, matthew vananth God put that force in there for some purposes And some people who are god

worshipping in some big fucking crazy way, including some of my own people, have decided to have this

Okay, here we go Here we go Get ready for a little worship It's not fucking out, I want to play a gig

No, not yet Okay, are you American? Okay, we're going to have a comparison Okay, we're going to force in

and no force in What about pennies? After all It's a great gig

when there is too much of a modern day Thank you for bringing me time I've been waiting all day for somebody

to take this clothes off They're nice clothes, but it's hot in here Now doctor, how much does

not being circumcised increase your sensitivity? I don't know the percentages or proportions, but I would say

a considerable amount considering it's a portion of the question that encases your penis

when your penis is not hard and so therefore your penis is not getting battered around by the vicissitudes

of the weather and then the fly, the zipper and the jeans You get to have a precious

head of the penis inside Most of the time This is really trippy, can't close Shelly is my new sexer

Shelly actually, you inspire me All the time Right this second And that

And that she's inspiring you Of course Hey, there's the bishop Hey, you're focusing on the penis?

Did you see it? Did you see it right gone? I know what I'm doing Oh and you know what you're doing

Yeah, we need the magnum You need a magnum condom just take it It's provided by condom

Mania Well, he's still growing He's still growing Yeah, yeah, yeah

I know, it means he's growing a lot He's doing it, he's doing it Honestly, what I might not know today is that he softened it

Much nicer, yeah He's a grower, not a shower Yeah, a grower, not a shower Exactly

I got to get complexes in the locker room when they're grown, not showers You just got to give it a chance because really what a woman wants is a heart

that doesn't matter It's extremely tough thing it is It's a 16 Yeah

Look how sexy you are You've got to talk on your back Let's get him behind this guy You know they all say that

Hello Wow I couldn't get him I didn't

He gave me I didn't I'm getting photographed So he's a lube

I have lube It inspires you It stimulates you Erotic art

Makes you want to fuck Erotic art Makes you want to fuck Joking