God & Sex Week at Yale

Full transcript of God & Sex Week at Yale on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, Christians and Muslims, Hindus and Jews,

Buddhists and Scientologists, atheists and agnostics, Baha'i and Wiccans.

My apologies if I forgot someone. I don't mean to insult your religion. Really, I don't. Please, don't. Please don't.

Riot. All you believers, all you non-believers, all you not sure if you believers, all you children of sex,

and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, and also, of course, it depends on which God, Allah, Jesus,

Krishna, we don't know. But until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex. Can I hear an amen? Amen.

Can I hear an A-women? A-women. I want to welcome you to Bonoboville here at Dr. Susie Speakeasy in the soul of downtown LA. I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block,

your servant and your mistress of the airwaves. And tonight's show is

God and Sex Week at Yale and goddesses and porn in LA. The first part being a takeoff on

famed conservative William F. Buckley's 1951 diatribe God and Man at Yale. Thank you for my bulldog, Teja. Yes, the Yale bulldog right here. Yes, so William F. Buckley in 1951 wrote a diatribe called

God and Man at Yale, which actually fired the first official shot in the right-wing war on higher education in the arts and sciences. Education, of course, is a political act.

For over a half a century now, since 1951, the neo-conservative movement has waged this war on liberal arts education. What does that mean? Well, it means a lot of things.

But one thing it means is they don't really want you studying any book but the Bible. Well, actually, I'm just kidding. Sort of.

I mean, did you know that in both the Republican and the Democratic conventions, no other book but the Bible was quoted? That's right. No poetry, no prose, no rap, no Shakespeare,

no Socrates, no Khalil Gibran. Just the Bible. Now, the Bible is a great book. I mean, I've read it a few times, actually, including Deuteronomy.

It's a little tough in some places, but it's great. You know, it's a great book. But there are others, brothers and sisters. There are others, other books.

And the right-wing war on liberal arts education is, of course, not just about books, although that's a big deal. But, of course, it reaches its apex when it comes, brothers and sisters, and I do mean come,

when it comes to sex education. Which happens to be very popular with students and everybody else. Who would like to learn a thing or two, hopefully in a fun way, about sex?

Now, as those of you who know me know, back in 2002 as a Yale University alumna, I helped a few Yale students to start a very special elective week of sex education called Sex Week at Yale.

Where students of all kinds could, if they chose, learn about sex, love, relationships, desire. From a wide range of experts, experts, professors, porn stars, scientists,

sex toy makers, ministers, rabbis, revolutionaries, born-again virgins. Yes, there are born-again virgins. And, of course, learn from each other,

which is where you learn the most. And it's been great and has gotten bigger every year. But then suddenly in around 2011, 2012, partly because of its success,

Sex Week at Yale came under attack. And it was scapegoated for problems at Yale that it had nothing to do with and censored severely by Yale's administration.

I guess you would have to say that's my opinion. I mean, I think it's the facts support my opinion. And actually, I wrote about this in detail in my open letter to Yale President Richard C. LeVins,

which some of you have read. Now, students, you should do your homework and read it if you haven't already. You can click through to it from Dr. Susan Block.com.

It's a letter, an open letter to Yale President Richard C. LeVins. And, of course, it starts, Dear Dick actually likes to be called Rick, but, you know, he censored Sex Week at Yale.

And the letter cites some of the very sort of spurious reasons that President Dick, now on his way out of Yale, may I say, I would like to take credit for that, but I really can't.

I think the Yale Fellows can't. Okay, well anyway, he scapegoated and censored Sex Week at Yale. Many reasons from a Title IX complaint over sexual harassment that did occur on campus,

very serious, but had nothing to do with Sex Week at Yale, had a lot more to do with fraternities and drunkenness, as well as the controversial new Yale in Singapore project, as well as pressure, pressure.

Pressure is the enemy of pleasure. From very conservative, I would have to say, right-wing factions, in particular one group which named itself Better Yale. Also a matter of opinion.

And it has renamed itself Undergraduates for a Better Yale College, also called UYBC. And my open letter to the President of Yale actually generated quite a bit of response,

mostly positive of course, well most of the people are fans of my blog, but a couple of negatives, you know, and one in particular, was from a Yale college senior

who is also the co-founder of UBYC, probably has some other titles which he'll familiarize ourselves with. His name is Eduardo Andino, and since we were kind of commenting back and forth on the blog,

you know, as those of you who know me know, whenever it's feasible, I believe in reaching out to my attackers. A little bit like Jesus, you know. Anyway, I wanted to reach out to Eduardo

so we could have a conversation about this, of course on my airwaves, and maybe a conversation also with my other guests who are in studio. I'm going to introduce in a moment,

but first I would like to welcome Eduardo and Andino. Hello, Eduardo. How are you, Dr. Black? Am I on the air? You are.

Welcome to my airwaves. Thank you for having me. I appreciate it. I imagine you feel a little bit like Daniel in the Lion's Den,

Eduardo in Bonoboville. And it's true that we do disagree, and we'll get into that, but I do want to first of all say I appreciate your,

you're having the courage to be my guest. Sure, now we have to be appreciative and go the airway as well. Okay.

So we have a bunch of interested people here who are all interested in sex education, and why don't you explain first of all, what is better Yale?

Undergrudges for better Yale College. We began it. We began it about the other folks. The summer before the last year,

the last year was my junior year, essentially knowing that Sex Week 2012 was coming up, and mostly based on our reflections on both the campus culture in general,

and Sex Week 2010, which we had not seen, because obviously you only spent four years at Yale, I suppose, as an undergraduate,

we hadn't seen previous, but from what we've done in 2010, we just felt that it had reached a point where it no longer really seems so much like sex education,

but more like sort of sex indulgence, and it seemed like it was really taken to excess, and we felt that it reflected, or maybe I should say both reflected

the general campus culture, and also seemed to have a continued negative effect on that culture. Okay, I got to interrupt you

because you keep continuing your sentence with a lot of ads, but I think what I'm hearing, and correct me if I'm wrong,

is that you might have had some other reasons for creating what was called Better Yale and what became UYBC, but essentially it was created to attack

and destroy Sex Week at Yale. Well, I think it's a little bit bigger than that. I mean, certainly we did aim to have Sex Week come to a close,

but I would like to make clear to you that the point is not that we oppose sex education or anything of that sort, it's simply that we don't believe sex education

to be a codename for campus-wide indulgence. It's one thing to educate people about sex and sexuality is quite another thing to take it to what I would call a pornographic extreme.

But that's critical is what you would call, and of course, yes, there are porn stars that were at Sex Week at Yale, and there were also rabbis and ministers

and Catholic born-again virgins and all kinds of people. Why not represent the porn industry, which is a big part of sex in the world these days?

Well, I feel that it doesn't come so much down to disparate voices as disparate messages. I mean, I think maybe what you're getting at is I think there's at some point in your comments

a concern that you would have liked for art to be maybe a voice within Sex Week, rather than a voice opposing it. We felt that despite the fact that there are other voices,

maybe the rabbis, maybe the things, it seems like the overall message of Sex Week is simply one, though, which is that you can choose to do whatever you like, but really, maybe as you would call it,

hedonism is... Ethical hedonism. It's nothing to do with doing whatever you like. I mean, every Sex Week at Yale,

as well as every Sex Week across college campuses around the country, and Sex Week has spread around the country, emphasizes the importance of safer sex,

the importance of consensuality. I mean, the importance of no meaning, no, you know. This is something that people need to learn. People need to learn how to communicate.

It's not always the most natural thing, and this is something that Sex Week helps people to communicate. So there's certainly not this idea of anything goes or do whatever you want.

But yeah, I mean, there's more do whatever you want, maybe than in the Catholic Church, I guess, or maybe more than in the Mosque, or the Orthodox Jewish kind of upbringing.

And speaking of which, yourself, I mean, can you tell us a little bit about where you grew up and how you got so religious? Yeah, first, I would just like to address that

the topic, for example, of consent, which were a little more prominent in Yale 2012 Sex Week, were certainly not one of the major themes in 2010. I can't speak for earlier instruments like 2008.

I wasn't there. It's been a major theme every single year, believe me. It is always a theme in all of the workshops. I think the changes that were there in the 2012

actually came along precisely because people did realize the amount that excess and indulgence were emphasized in 2010, and it was certainly a big change in display from what we found in 2010 to what we found in 2012.

You didn't answer my question. In any case, if you'd like to... Where did you grow up and how did you... What's your religious background?

I mean, I kind of know it, I could already say it, but I kind of want you to say it if you don't mind. Sure, well, I did comment. I have no secret.

I'm a Catholic. I followed the teachings of the Church. I don't believe that there's sort of, you know, sort of modern things in theologians

have tried to make sort of a division within the Church, citing sort of what you might want to call another right wing, the orthodox, you know, the gold branch, I assume.

And does anybody interfere with your ability to practice Catholicism at Yale? I'm sorry? Does anybody interfere with your practice

of your Catholic faith at Yale? I mean, is anybody trying to destroy St. Thomas More or any other chapel on campus? Is anyone trying to destroy St. Thomas More?

I mean, I think a lot of people might find that offensive, St. Thomas More, and the Catholic teachings that have killed many people. No, no, that's right, don't get me wrong.

I never said anybody was trying to infringe my ability to practice my Catholic faith. Infringing my Catholic faith is hardly the reason me and my friends started UBYC.

Why would you infringe upon people's need for sex education? If no one's infringing on your faith, what if people have a need for sex education?

Why infringe upon that? Sex week at Yale is always an elective week. It's not something you have to go to. Why attack?

Well, first of all, Dr. Block, we never have an UBYC infringe on anybody's ability to get sex education, but again,

like I said before, we don't believe that the program offered by sex week is sex education. Well, that's your belief.

I don't believe that the program offered by the Catholic church is the truth. Well, that's okay. Okay, but I let you practice your faith.

Why don't you let me practice my sex week? Why don't you let students that want to learn sex education learn? You know, sex is dangerous.

I agree with you, and that's why we need education. Sex is dangerous like driving on the freeway, and it's always better if you're a little educated, like you learn how to drive.

But really, I mean, Eduardo, isn't religion a lot more dangerous than sex? Look at what's happening in the world right now. Riots over religion, not sex.

Nobody's rioting over orgasms. They're rioting in the name of God, different gods, and inciting each other

in the name of God. It's the Olympics of God. There's all these gods. There's a lot of danger in that, but I let you have your freedom of speech.

Why don't you let people into sex have theirs? Can I say something to Eduardo? Eduardo, this is Max. I'm Dr. Suzy's husband. How are you?

I'm doing great. So let me tell you this. First of all, I come from one of the oldest Catholic families in Europe.

One of the oldest titled Catholic families. I was the first one to marry a non-Catholic.

I married a nice Jewish girl. Okay? Then I came to this country here, by the way,

where my family villa is, is where they bury the abortions of nuns in the tunnels,

hundreds of miles of tunnels under my family's house. Okay? Right under the chapel is the entrance.

Then secondly, when you interfere into other people's business, their work, their religion,

you know what happens? There are people that are contrary to what you want, end up in prison like myself

for 26 months. And I blame that directly on the Catholic Church, on the right wing, and on uneducated

group and brainwashed religious folks that have no idea what Jesus was even about.

Because Jesus was hanging around with the thieves and the hookers and the whores. He was sitting at Yale

judging people. Yeah, he would have interviewed porn stars, sir. Yeah, he would have been right there. So I don't know where you learned

about Jesus or God, but I learned it in the Catholic Church. Okay? And I brought it along with me,

and I left everything else behind. All those oceans opening up and the Dublin of Fish. These are nice fairy tales.

They've been told for 2,000 years. Nobody believes it anymore. Here in America, in Holland, all the Catholic Churches are discotechs.

Okay? In France, all the churches are supported by the government of France because nobody wants to pay

for these nonsense anymore. They've got HBO. You don't have to listen to storytellers anymore. Your thinking is

dangerous. And if you think you're going to put Sex Week at Yale out of business, let me just tell you one of the things

that I want to tell you. I'm a great warrior. I'm a great warrior. And I've been on the Catholic Church

for years and years and years. And you know what? We're winning. All right. Thank you, Max.

Well, Eduardo, are you still there? Sure, yes. Okay. What do you think?

Which do you think is more dangerous? Well, addressing Max, I don't know if it's Mr. Block. I don't know what the title is.

You can call him Prince Max, yeah. Actually, I'm not Mr. Block. I'm Maximilian Lupkovitz

Leblevich. Duke of Melnick, Prince of Prague. I don't forget your Italian. You think you're nuts

and you got a prince? I'm a direct descendant of Jesus Christ from the south of France during the fucking Crusades

when you people were slaughtering people once again. Anyway, that's a whole other show, which we've done.

It's kind of related to the whole Da Vinci code thing. But anyway, Eduardo, can you answer that? Whether I think

religion or sex are more dangerous? Yeah. I don't think it would be helpful to address that because that's not really

the perspective from which, you know, anyone in UB Westie was really coming. I think addressing sex week specifically

and Yale's campus culture, you realize that there is a real need to re-acquire campus approaches sexuality because in all truth

it's a culture that's very unhealthy sexually. No, no, no. And now just because you're not going to answer my question, Eduardo, with all due respect

it's not a moment for you to do promo for your organization. I've already let you do that. But if you can't answer whether

sex is more dangerous than religion it's probably because deep inside maybe, I don't know, you agree with us and that's why I'm hopeful that

maybe you'll choose knowledge as opposed to ignorance eventually because you are young. I'd like to find out if I have some questions

from my other guests and then I'll introduce them if they have a question or they have a statement to make. Eduardo, if you looked on the front page

you had some of the hottest chicks right next to you. Temptation. Temptation was there and now they are

right here in the studio except for this guy. He's cute though. I don't know. I don't know which way.

You guys have any questions? Comments? I have a comment. I think the underlying message here is just... Okay, first I want to introduce you though

because you are Benjamin Gottfried. That is true. Hello, humans. I hope you're a pathetic as always, I trust.

Alright, so I think the underlying message here is tolerance and I mean it's just one of the main issues, one of the deep

issues that we have to do with every day. And whatever your choice is it's can you show intelligence?

Can you be tolerant? And that's the real question. That's humanity at its finest. So whether you're a Scientologist or whether you're a sex

educational therapist or whether you're a priest we should all be tolerant. Tolerance has always been

something that I've been wanting to discover more. Except of course you shouldn't tolerate violence, murder,

you shouldn't tolerate rape. There are certain things you shouldn't tolerate. The word to tolerate something and tolerance

in the essence of an issue is something a little bit different and that is something I struggle with myself. It's borderline hypocrisy.

Are you tolerant? I challenge everyone to be tolerant this week 100% of the time. It's impossible.

I really agree with you when it comes to learning and discussion and having different faiths, different points of view

being able to tolerate the discussion and the presentation of different points of view. So if you've got a Catholic church and a chapel for

all the different religions on campus why not have a sex week every other year where the students who maybe aren't so into religion

as well as the ones who are, everyone who wants can learn about sex. Just like all the religious ones get to learn

about God all the time. You know, I don't know. What do you think, Eduardo? What do you think about that? Tolerance.

Is tolerance something that you feel is a virtue or I don't know? What do you think? What do you think the word is misunderstood?

I'd like to say first of all that I think at the root of tolerance is love. Okay, I agree with that. At the root of tolerance is love.

It's kind of, those are big words. And so I have a real difficulty with the word tolerance because tolerance implies that you don't like someone

and yet you put up with them. Yeah. Excuse me, I slightly disagree. I think tolerance is the ability

that might not on. Is that compassion must be universal. Love must be universal. And so there's a difference

between tolerance in so far as you do believe that certain things are good and certain things are bad.

And if a friend of yours or somebody you know, whatever it might be happens to disagree with you, you should be able to love them

and still disagree. That's all very nice. That's all very nice. And tolerance means

don't stick your nose in other people's business. Unless they're really hurting. Unless they're bothering you.

Because when you stuck your business in my business I was behind bars. Ultimately it stems from education.

Can you educate yourself enough to that you can understand where someone's coming from. I believe that's tolerance.

I believe it's education ultimately in some situations. Okay, I got two lovely ladies raising their hands.

Ash Hollywood. Here's the thing, I came from college and decided to get into the sex industry and I became a performer.

And the one thing that I believe in most is the education of our youth for sex and everything like that. And coming from a college,

it's a place for free thinking. It's a place for education. It's a place to learn who you are and to stand up for your rights.

Say it sister Ash. No educational institution should stop that. I mean, there's a difference between religion

and then education. Let people choose for themselves. It's not for the institution to choose at all. And education is ragingly important

so that we can make the decision on our religious beliefs, our political beliefs and our future. Yeah.

I agree with that. Do you have a question for Eduardo? I don't have a question. This conversation isn't high.

So now Nicole Aniston. Hi. Hi. For our phone guest, I had just a quick comment

and then a question for him. He says love is tolerance and I think that when he means love I think he actually means empathy

and having a true understanding and a true empathy for other human beings is acceptance to allow them

to practice their own belief and to do it so freely and if you're not bothering live and let live.

So a question for him being I believe he said he was Catholic. Yes. Is that right?

So to our phone guest what was your first experience sexually when you first learned about sex how did you learn about sex

and what was your first sexual experience if you could be as frank as possible how did you learn about it did you learn through your parents

did you learn through a book given that you're possibly middle aged what was your educational experience No he's actually an undergraduate at Yale

Oh he's a young man. How old are you Eduardo 22? 22. 22.

But you're obviously learning about sex all the time so it's a valid question when did you first learn and how? I'm going to refrain from commenting.

You're going to refrain from commenting you mean you don't even want to say when you first heard about it when you first you know got

I don't know some kind of sex education or a talk by either a parent or teacher or a fellow student

I mean you don't have to talk about when you first had sex we don't even know if you had sex and I can understand you're not wanting to talk about your personal sexual experiences

but how about when you first learned about it Frankly I wouldn't remember I think the first time we had

sexed at but I definitely I definitely was aware of it before that I couldn't name you the first

you know the first time I knew about it I didn't mean to put you on the spot I apologize I just I'm curious I'm myself I'm 25

and I'm a very well sexually very well educated and very well informed and honestly

I came into my sexual awareness and myself awareness as a woman when I got into the adult industry because I was not provided

correct information or sufficient information to understand sex thoroughly to enjoy it number one

and number two to be safe about it and you know one of the reasons that Sex Week at Yale has always

featured porn stars as speakers in addition to you know the clergy and the professors

and the anthropologists and the authors there are porn stars even this last Sex Week which was totally castrated

really and stripped of its name it wasn't even allowed to call itself Sex Week at Yale it had to just be Sex Week but they did have

a porn star and it's one of the reasons for that is because porn stars learn a lot about sex because they have to and they have a lot

to impart to us in terms of the good and the bad and it's not as though the porn stars were having sex

with the students or showing them what to do they were giving their knowledge to the students who wanted it so

you think that's wrong Eduardo well there were actually to my knowledge a number of instances in which there were actually

displays that were pretty graphic and over top and which did you know border on you know pornographic activity going on in

classrooms or in other Yale facilities but then again just to address the caller who just spoke I think an interesting

line that I heard somewhere is as follows the problem with pornography is not that it shows too much rather that it shows too little

and one of the problems I have with the phrase comprehensive sex education is that it never seems to be truly

comprehensive but wait a second I didn't call it comprehensive who called it comprehensive I just said there was a lot of different points

of view the phrase in general I think I think Yale should have actually a school

for the study of sexuality and then maybe it would get close to comprehensive but one week every other year is not hardly comprehensive

well when we talk about comprehensive though we have to remember one of the most important aspects of sexuality which is its relationality

there really is not a more intimate act that I can think of that can go on between between two human beings

between a man and wife and there's you were right the first time it goes on between human beings not necessarily

man and wife is only one combination by the way it's a popular combination but it's not the only combination

it could be man in a tree could be man in a cow especially if you're out in the countryside and there's no one around

all of a sudden the pig starts to look great and the reason we know this Eduardo not that we're advocating that not at all

although some people do that but perhaps Eduardo doesn't understand actually what we do one of our specialties one of our specialties here at the institute

is to help people of religious abuse indoctrination non masturbation

you mean we help heal victims we help heal victims and it's not only here in America it's from all over the world

oh yes and it's not one religion Islamic people, Catholic people I mean we have one guy it's taken 10 years

to get rid of this guy and keep him from going to church and giving all his money to the church 10 years it took

it cost him thousands and thousands of dollars 45 years old it never had sex well now he has

I told him to take up ballroom dancing and he got laid right away women love the guy that can dance seriously

I mean this was a guy who wasn't ever going to have sex because he'd never been married and he thought he wasn't allowed to have sex unless he got married

and you know I mean Catholic so we do specialize in treating victims of religious abuse

whether Catholic or Christian or Muslim or Jewish or Hindu

they all have those really sexy carvings on their temples they're really hot like porn except the funny thing is

they can be just as uptight as Catholics or Muslims really it's amazing how all the religions want to control sexuality

and to channel it into procreation and this is one reason that you know Congressman Aiken

when he of course fumbled his little delivery there saying that that women are like magical creatures

that can abort their own babies or miscarry when they've been raped or legitimately raped I mean

of course he doesn't really believe that but what he does believe is that women have no right to control their own bodies

that women have no right to to terminate a pregnancy from even a gang rape by their uncles and cousins

I mean that is what he does believe and I think that that's what Eduardo and his organization believe

that a woman shouldn't be able to terminate a pregnancy from rape is that right Eduardo it is right Dr. Black

but I would ask you to look at it this way before you oversimplify it and you know try to I'm not oversimplifying that's why

you're on the show Eduardo if we if we look at for example simply biologically speaking the definition

of life and this is you know this is simply the biological definition something that takes in nutrients from this environment and grows

the definition of life is what God told us he made us free people and he said go forward and do whatever you do

okay and then you'll be judged one day but in the meantime I'm going to leave you alone that's the way it is don't be going around in circles

and life requires sex alright well we could read about why you oppose it we know why you oppose it because you

you oppose it because when you came out of wherever you came out of they baptized you they grabbed you and they indoctrinated you

and they made you fearful because the gods are going to burn you in hell unless you try to change other people

first start to change yourself and I hope you get raped and knocked up like this woman let's hear from a woman who knows about

the subject Eduardo please listen because there's an education you need to get I was 14 raped strangled and left for dead

by a complete stranger okay I would never want to bear his child

I'm sorry Dr. Block I can't hear the speaker could you ask her to come bring it up to your mind you know why don't you try getting raped

and then see how you feel about it I mean is that she's upset she's upset that there's people

like you in the world that want to control her body after she's been raped isn't that enough indignity that you then want to make that

woman bear a child that she doesn't want to even look at that always has the features of her rapist anyway

oh man it's like you want her to suffer over and over again I think it sounds almost sadistic you keep repeating the situation I keep repeating she was raped okay

I didn't hear it I just can't believe that this is a 22 year old young man that has these views and this lack of perspective

I'm shocked this is really a 22 year old well he does have backing what is the name of the organization Eduardo backing

please tell me what this that is it the love and fidelity network right well is that loving fidelity at all

it's sort of like related to focus on the family you know that kind of family is conceived via sex this man just doesn't seem like he

this is a child Eduardo why don't you want to let people live their lives let me ask you that question why do you want to stick your nose

in other people's business it's stinky it's bad you think that's the fairest way

no why why why do you want to do that what it drives you to want to censor me to want to

censor my wife who by the way I've been married to for 20 some odd years okay we love each other so

why do you want to do this in the name of Jesus because if you do it in the name of Jesus you got it wrong

Jesus was cool he was hip man he told the story that lasted for 2000 years

he was a cool man he was hanging out with the hookers okay what's going on I won't even tell you what's going on

so I am so highly offended and that's why I've been fighting the right wing and winning and the most prosecuted publisher

in this country 23 times they want to put me in jail for showing breasts can you imagine that anybody calls

breasts obscene made by God made by the highest of the high

was he smoking though alright he was just high you know what I'm going to let Eduardo have a word he's not going to have a last word because we're going to talk

Eduardo we already had more time than I come to our side we're showing you love we want you to you know open your heart

do you have anything you want to say to close because we got to go we got to have some fun we won't interrupt

I would simply like to address I think for the most part I won't be able to address them all but there have been a lot of mischaracterizations

a lot of false assertions throughout the course of this and I would just ask you to seriously consider

that perhaps people who disagree with you myself, my friends and my organization that we're not simply going about this

for the black and white reason that we're evil and we're bad and that we want to press people did I call you evil Eduardo?

no I called him evil I can't help that he called him evil if it's not grounded in anything that's true

you know Eduardo not in emotion and I would ask you to consider you know what that truth might be

when it comes to abortion when it comes to sexuality and love between two people are we abusing love

we don't know we don't know Eduardo we don't know what we're doing

we're sitting on a rock you believe in a Jesus and a God we're on a rock nobody knows what the heck is going on

we're trying to figure it out and we're trying to open our heart it's a time when our brains

are the most open and yet you know we handle new information it's a time when we should be learning

about everything including sex and a time of tolerance a time of peace

listen you guys invite people that make machines to kill people to Yale you take money for their buildings

war criminals are big war criminals and you have them speak there one guy comes in

and shows a movie about S&M at the law school and everybody's outraged and this is where the lawyers

are supposed to either defend this kind of behavior right or protect it or prosecute it

and the law school is an appropriate place because these guys are going to be lawyers and they don't know what a dirty movie looks like okay well Eduardo

we did give you a chance to promote your group to talk about your philosophy and

I didn't say you were evil but you know there are people who do feel that you are evil and I have

tried to give you a chance to talk because you are young and I feel like your soul could be saved to use the lingo

of the Christians and I'm still hoping that you'll come over to the side of knowledge

with that cross okay so thank you Eduardo don't destroy us okay remember we are all

we tolerate you Rabbi Schmooley launched his career on this show he launched his career years ago

you know Rabbi Schmooley I'm going to launch your career you're going to be a great preacher we love you

preach love thank you for your time you're very welcome I'm Bula Bula right

good luck to that wow that was great everybody see the clap sign up there look at the clap sign clap

okay what are we clapping for there's the clap sign right there there's the clap

well yeah Eduardo you know he stuck it out little tough to get him to end a sentence

he's got to take speech class at Yale where they'll teach him I don't think he really is on the debate club at all

to be honest I just can't believe 22 and has that I can't believe somebody has 22

and so ignorant and in college and not having an open mind but there is a willful ignorance that is part of the right wing philosophy

there is a value attached to ignorance especially about sex but really it's all about the liberal arts

they think you're supposed to be ignorant about history about the greek philosophers all you're supposed to do is read the bible and then you got it

so Eduardo is right there and certainly doesn't he's almost proud but he remembered that something happened

when he was 4 years old I think he's a virgin he has to be a virgin he's got to be a virgin

well that's why I brought that up he didn't say did he these two guys were great they were like double penetration

into a catholic dildo definitely let's formally introduce everybody here again thank you for participating

this is of course the lovely Nicole Aniston who is an avian award winner and a porn star

and what else are you you're a former banker I am a problem child and you're a problem child

a glutton for food for food really so you like food and sex like bonobos I do

how about ice do other people have ice dicks like me there's some in my whiskey

and this is Ash Hollywood who's back I was so Ash is looking

more beautiful than ever I feel like I have two definite celebrities here I mean I do but you look like other celebrities

you look like Grace Kelly I do look like Jennifer Aniston not the haired right now

but you got the nice bones Grace Kelly actually had sex

the other one that I get is Patricia Arquette oh yeah a little bit especially in true romance right Patricia Arquette

and Max of course you look like Sean Connery you know me right when I was a fugitive I lived in France

and everybody thought I was Sean Connery so I would walk through he had more of a goatee and I would walk through

the port there and people in the restaurant would wave to me and I'd wave back at them money printing

okay and here is of course Benjamin Godfrey you've got the word God in your name

what's that all about it's a double entendre essentially but yes you're right there are two of the loveliest ladies ever next to me

I'll put you right next to that religious man on the front of me Bobby Bobby

Bobby is that a way I think it's funny that I was the one next to the religious man on the cover you were the religious

I was right next to him on the cover yeah on the cover oh yes I have to talk about on Twitter

I don't necessarily follow any religion but I like the satanic beliefs and it's mostly for like living for yourself and living to the fullest

living to your desires and needs and I mean you are just literally living for yourself every single day

and fulfilling what you want well here's Satan right here made by divine interventions and I mean I don't know

I don't know what I believe in I try to worship all the gods and goddesses and none of them as well except I have to admit I do follow

666 people I used to so if I just followed you I had to drop someone else

down into hell I noticed that it was hilarious yeah you know I mean

Satan used to be pan the great god of sex the goat god so I think I really

need to say this because we move longer tonight's show was really Dr. Susie biting back

not only to the president of Yale but also to the master one of the masters

and who's that other guy that's trying to now sell Yale around town what's his name

trying to sell Yale around town I don't know you make Yale sound like a hooker she's hot I want her

who's pimping Yale baby read read well no sex weeks

he's trying to consult on sex weeks around the country hold on read okay

don't do that well it isn't too nice but you know I mean he can do that there's free enterprise

so I'm telling them you can't do that what you're saying I mean if he wants to do that you know

I don't have a patent on sex week and neither does anything else I do you took that out without me knowing

but we should get some respect for that I do think that read this is the show of revenge that's when you get these right wingers

and you take them and you break them up but I want to introduce Bobby Bobby

heavy grinder you've been quiet yep so you usually speak through music is that right

you're a DJ DJ heavy grinder is that a dance move

so cool well I mean so you don't care about censorship too much because you don't do too much talking

well I just have my own opinions which is kind of like it might not make one party happy or the other happy

so well let's hear we love the world full of opinions well I just think like certain things

can be a little censored as far as like religion or sex because like when you're going to school or something like they don't study about each religion

you know like they don't have like I mean if you're comparing sex to religions I feel like maybe it can be censored

to a point because kids in school are like yeah I mean they're still learning and they're still students and

they have a choice after they graduate from school to like you know try and like learn more about certain things

but that's just my opinion yeah well there's only two or three really true religions one is Catholicism

if you don't believe in that you're fucked I can tell you that right that's true

and then there's Islam and you remember the crusades and the wars right that's what's going on right now it never went away

yeah and of course the key is that Sex Week at Yale is a total elective it's not as though anybody needs to go to any of the events there

only juries are forced to watch pornography who? juries but you know a lot of people do like to control others

a lot of people like to control others there's a lot of excitement in being controlling it's your civic duty

right I mean we tend to do that with BDSM games but some people do that by

censoring you so alright she's beautiful there's DJ here we got a lot of beautiful girls here tonight

there are everyone it's beautiful girls tonight so we should have one of our rituals now

now my producer has run off she's half naked by the way Eduardo

just in case you're still listening well Eduardo is now hopefully he's praying hopefully

just for being on this program if you tell your priest he's going to give you 14 Hail Marys and then all kinds of other stuff

if it's a Catholic priest what else does he give you what Greece does give you communion and the best

that communion often involves an alcoholic beverage and good blowjobs and that alcoholic beverage is usually bad wine

but we have here a choice don't say anything against the Muslims beautiful alcoholic beverages

they'll be bombing the building giving us their wonderful products one is absente unsalted

and the other is agua is there wormwood in that one it's got some kind of wormwood and we don't know these people

these are just bombs we picked up definitely wormwood doesn't bomb worms there it was

we don't know nothing about it we don't even know how the bottles got it so we have a ritual and instead of a wafer we have salt

now Ash has participated in this ritual yeah I'd like to have some ashes

do you remember the ritual you remember the ritual and did you enjoy the ritual at the moment

at that moment did you remember that was with my ex I do it was that moment

so you wouldn't want to do that ritual with your ex at this moment but he is not here absolutely not

so we will simply give you a choice since you are the veteran of this

communion that we do here at the speak easy as to which of these lovely people who I think you know all these people

you're all friends right can you work together well I just met the lovely DJ but I know

these two that's a beautiful DJ there's a lot of DJs running around you just met the DJ

I've known Nicole for quite a long time actually I want to say about a year and then that's a long time and porn years

it is yeah it's like seven years or something and I've known Ben for a while on social networks

but we met just a couple days ago and I met the lovely DJ tonight alright well so you know

whom you might want to to enjoy speak easy communion with or you can pick two of them I guess

I get to pick two of them you know is it Bobby's first time here or just Ben

it is Bobby it's everyone's first time here except you actually oh lovely I want the newbies to do something yeah well I mean

we've got newbies galore here we've got newbies galore so you have your choice I want to say

Ben and Bobby should have communion Ben okay alright so I think you should

both come on up to the stage oh first before you come up to the stage what religion were you brought up with I just want to know

I was brought up with Presbyterian family had a very open mind about any religion that I wanted to choose

so what did you choose well okay the only way I can explain my religious beliefs is through I guess like metaphorically speaking

but I believe that religion is like light and when you put light through a spectrum it becomes the different colors

and I believe that everybody is seeing different colors of the same thing I know that sounds probably deep but that's the only way I can explain it

we both people what religion did you grow up with you man it was a hodgepodge

I was in a military family we moved around a lot so my parents went to different regions of the United States all the time went to different regions

we were like well at one point we were Catholic and then my dad realized that when he was in the war he realized that if he died

that if he said he was a Christian on his dog tags he got a way cooler burial then things happened then they all joined a cult

and all the while I was like it was a little bit of a micro call I was always really confused why I had to be there

speaking in tongues has always tripped me out honestly you know nowadays you gotta make sure

you have a lot of different dog tags just in case you John Smith all known

I became like ultra educated there's a lovely lady behind you maybe you should let her have your chair Max I haven't

would you like to sit down please it's a long trip come over here it's a sausage fest in here

okay who are you now you have to talk into the microphone she's so cute and little

alright who are you what's your name talk into the microphone Alex why is that I can't hear her

she has such a little voice her name is Alex she's quite adorable she has these denim shorts on

she's a hipster a nice tied up shirt I've been going for like the tomb raider look recently like soft

on my hands you look like a hipster are you what is a hipster exactly

this conversation well yeah exactly we're doing the communion so the two of you come on up here

Ash and Benjamin I thought it was Bobby and Benjamin oh Bobby and Benjamin I don't know I think Bobby seems a little

oh I need to go to the restroom yeah I thought Bobby seemed a little you know Bobby Bobby is a little skinny somehow

no she's cool no she really has to pee I might have to lend her a hand no I won't

okay what are you having me and Benjamin do well you're gonna come up to the stage okay oh yeah oh yeah

alright here they come should we have music to accompany them walking up to the stage here they go Ash, Hollywood

and Benjamin got free god free free god something like that

that's usually not a problem just coming up to the stage but whoa we talk about sex being dangerous

and religion how about just stairs okay there's a lot of danger in this world yeah a lot of chords

it's a studio I gotta move this but you're covered for the first nine dollars of injuries

no problem our insurance is very good I think they're gonna do it so here they are Ash and let me get them a microphone here

look at this this is like one of those big things in a Japanese religious they worship fallacies some Japanese people

so you know sometimes the sex and god thing really goes together okay so here's a microphone that you might have to share

aww you look like you could share okay and are you what's your relationship can we characterize that BFF

yeah we're like so many best friends that just met aww we're hoping to

we're hoping to work together honestly I have this scene I'm creating and I reached out to her hoping that we could work together

for something and we're currently just seeing how we vibe so have you had sex I mean Eduardo wouldn't answer that question

he said he wouldn't kiss and tell but he was pretty easy to get naked he's very easy to get naked perfect for the communion thing

okay because here we go where did my lovely assistant go Teja could you come to the

okay Teja we need that sweet ass okay yes she does oh and she keeps bending over

and it's so fucking tempting she's lucky that I have this all this wood in between me and her

what exactly do you have a problem with drinking from a penis shaped thing okay good

he's very secure in his sexuality oh good okay so now the thing is you

take a body part any body part or it could be like a series of body parts if we want to do a happy trail of some sort whoops sorry

it's just salt it's not cocaine even though the drink is actually Agua

cocoa leaf liqueur made from the cocoa leaf but totally legal

and and this of course is shaped like cocaine bottle just to try to be hip back to that theme

but Benjamin is a total hipster we appreciate that okay we're trying with this thing but anyway we still want to be

illegal because otherwise Eduardo will have us arrested and so here we are so I think

you want to do the licking first is that right? do you want to be the licky or the liquor? do you know I want to be the licky this time

I think last time I was the liquor well you could be both but start out as the licky alright

at least smiling of course it is okay so you know

body parts titties, ass, pussy sounds disgusting but let me

think how about right here okay that's something Eduardo would like

she's disappointed why don't you just tell me obviously you do know who I am

exactly I wanted to just surprise me but apparently you're not that cosmetic I guess not flowers are coming later

ooh well you guys are being so coy I say you strip down to your pearls and then

he can just lick it off of whatever sounds good I'm creative like that because those pearls need to be shown off and I'd like a little music

maestro are you wearing panties? oh okay good panty boy ash hollywood is here

so sexy are you kidding me oh my lord I like the pearl necklace

I love it and here it goes she's now down to her tiny little black thing

panties very tiny for panty boy and a little studded bra very pretty

and off it goes you are stripping to mortal combat

yes fortunately you're not engaged in mortal combat you're simply stripping to mortal combat this is like Grace Kelly totally

all pink down well she's not naked because of the necklace well yeah I guess not totally naked

naked enough oh my goodness oh yes the panties panty boy

let me have to take a picture of Justin's camera with the panties around him okay so this is your canvas

what a lovely canvas you lick the place you want to put the salt and then we put the salt and then you lick it again and then you get your shot

sounds cool I might have done this before excuse me okay I guess a sense of how he's doing

oh he's still going to go for the back of the neck which is okay now because you're naked so we don't care oh he's going to go for the back of the

oh the small of the back the small of the back yes it's a very sexy part the small of the back

and yes here he goes ooh you know what I think it would look really good if you took your shirt off for this

oh you have no idea I do have some idea because I I look on the internet every once in a while

okay here he goes Benjamin Godfrey baby okay now he has cotton now

uh oh well it is hot brothers and sisters it's very hot here in LA okay here we go

now he's got this fine tongue just licking so here you go and here's your salt

just kind of get over there right there there it goes yeah when you do the salt and then the shot

that's basically the way the communion and the speakeas he goes tell me more I know this is going to be sticky later

and down he goes yeah he's going to have to lick that more now that's usually my trick

peppermint shot now you can do the trick if you want you can give him a taste of his own medicine

what's that all about dealer's choice what do you want you guys are so polite

fuck yeah do we get the pants off you're not going to make him bend over like you were yeah yeah right do we want the pants off

do we where's everybody it's hard to be a hipster yeah

yeah I got music I've been at home more mortal content

more mortal content masculine music now not that mortal who is it

designer underwear very nice thank god you wore designer underwear that's something a hipster would say okay here we go

and now you lick we're not totally naked yet are we no

should we get totally naked what do you think actually totally high five only if they did

Jennifer it's Nicole oh heavy grinder this is you Bobby

yeah number 33 number 27 on the chart congratulations Bobby

is that sway is that sway Bobby no that's not it this is a track that I did my own vocals on

and it's going to be I'm going to be doing my own vocals oh what are the lyrics what are you saying I can't

that's a secret no no no this is a

yeah it's an electric house okay heavy grinder alright we actually have a caller

yeah you have a caller from Chicago okay hello Adam just hold that thought hey Adam

are you there Adam are you on a strike over there with the teachers sir

I guess so are you striking for sex education I hope so is he there he is there

oh he is there but why don't we hear him hello Adam hello no he's not okay he's gone he wanted to know what makes a person a cuckold

a cuckold do you have any opinion about that well you can answer it we got to go way back to Jeffrey Chaucer you know

yeah we do have to go back to Jeffrey Chaucer there are books that are important to study because of course he had the wife of Bat

who cuckolded her husband had sex with other men like Benjamin have you cuckolded any husbands

in your time oh really it's against your moral code what if they want to be

what if they want to be what if they've got a hot wife and they want to watch you with your wife honestly I've had that experience yeah it wasn't healthy for me

I thought that it would be interesting but what I found out I tried to look through the eyes of positivity

and see the best I could out of it but all I saw was like two very confused people trying to satiate their need for

sexual health through my body and I thought that was a little lame and I was like at least pay me like 500 are you kidding me

I did it for free I wanted to lessons learned when you're 12 you just do things stop it

you know what you shouldn't do it if you don't want to do it but some people do enjoy the cuckold lifestyle it's a little bizarre

a lot of people Adam is back Adam if you don't say oh we've got a sheep

Adam are you there what line is yours Adam hello

hello Adam it's one second Adam is a sweet submissive who's on line 3

we did answer his question but if he's not there we're going to move on who's on line 3 okay who's on first

yeah what is this cat cat is a

dog guys I guess oh you do yes that's your work cuckolding right

chastity I like more oh you like to put guys in chastity and not let them out of their cb2000 yeah or the 3000

or the 3000 right you like to be in chastity you do I think I like that more than like

dominating someone for sure yeah you like to be teased and deny honestly

who doesn't I got some diapers in the back I mean I like it all really

that's my problem well I don't know you didn't like the cuckolding thing you know honestly I blanked out on what cuckolding was and I just didn't want to answer to something

maybe you just didn't like that couple yeah impossible I mean it sounds to me like they were just not the right couple for you to be involved with because they had hangouts

and they were kind of placing it on you I'm very intimate and at certain times I become very conservative it's kind of weird

what I really want is just a real relationship and I want to be treated with respect to be real someone is really

if I say real like 20 more times you know what I mean and I didn't feel like that was very real I felt like where's the cameras man

bring them out like come on Ashton no that would be something I would think you'd want to film but anyway you do live and learn

and you try things and then you learn and if you can't if you don't try them you never learn that's true

I usually satiate my need for curiosity at all times so are we going to do this now are we going to do our communion here

the alcoholic in me has been begging for it this whole time not going to lie oh yeah she's thirsty

yeah I know I'm always thirsty I guess I'll hold this now okay happy trail

here we go you could pull maybe the panties down a little more what panties they're very masculine

I guess they're manties manties thank you we've got a shaved thing going on here you know that's my stage presence

just coming through yes take it as you will it must be five o'clock yeah that's great

very nice just kidding alright that looks like a good spot just to lick

yeah right there no you're in the relationship oh man can you do it

she goes as Hollywood she is a little lucky boy I am

it tastes better that way right there she goes okay well let's hear it for Ash Hollywood

and Benjamin Gottrien great drinking ability by the way drinking games are not something we just do here at the speakeasy they actually do them at Yale

they call them Maurice cups okay but that's something that Yale would get so anybody else want to do

a communion Miss Aniston would you like to do some communion

I might throw up don't put those clothes on it's too hot you can stay here I don't know

I think I'm going to leave this up to the pros so I'm just going to sit here pretty daunted by those sex immunity going on

well actually you have a big fan I have to say because this is the physical part of the show we're getting into it

we're actually into it also known as porn star fan he's a big fan of panties and he loves you more than

almost anything in the world and I think he is a religious man we also have a panty bar we do have a panty bar

so are you wearing panties can you share can we have some music have a look at the panty

here she goes Eduardo never had it so good being on the front page with you right

look at this Eduardo Nicole you want to see soon beautiful

has someone asked you to marry you yet did you want her in a movie yeah okay so now she wants to leave it

to you guys I mean or you or any I guess you guys you're her friends do you want to do a salt lick

off of a particular body part I want you to I want Benjamin to you want Benjamin to do a salt lick

of Nicole would Nicole want Benjamin to do a salt lick a salt lick

a odd wuss strange radio strange man that you just met beautiful women

just don't let them spit it back in your mouth beautiful women don't let them spit it back in your mouth hold his mouth

close mouth the ground rules come on up here here she comes

this is brothers and sisters yeah looking so elegant in her black don't you stick

oh yeah it's so hot I will raise up you who are limp and I will make wet you who are dry woo

woo oh yeah yeah yeah I tell you this is going way too far we should have laws against this

why would all these naked women running around top off top off here she goes Nicole

whoa oh let's just cool off those beautiful movies with a little spritz she has the most lovely tips

she does she's got a little shake it shake it shake it holy shit we got pato monkey over here

trying to cop us here yeah the muck is here well the bonobo okay here we go the bonobo yeah

so she's all wet now it's salt who's got salt these right here oh you got it

yeah oh and can we take hats off they look so hot hot

breathable maybe I'll get up wet oh yeah we gotta show off the love wow

already then yeah I don't know about you but any man with a smaller ass than me it's so cute

it's that tight oh yeah pull that down okay very good okay oh we're not talking on microphones

we need to talk on microphones okay here we go where to take it there thank you now you're about to take a lift off

of the lovely Nicole and make them switch underwears Susan make them switch underwears

we like each other's underwears so god damn much you know that's a good idea we like watching balls

balls out of women's we're gonna have a switch it's just like trying the other sex on foresides

let's see how they do we're gonna see those balls hey you can't cover it up you said you'd get hankered

dick was in my way the dick was in her way which one? oh the big one the big dick

the big dick now we have genitalia which is an important part of anatomy

so what's the competition nobody wants to see his dick everybody wants to see his dick actually but we're trying to be polite

you have to show it to us you know you want to why wouldn't you now you told us

that you were prepared for harassment wait you said wait yeah but you can't do that

boy oh man she looks good and look it's like she's got a little package here

I don't think it's a package it's a package pocket are you skinny fuck

but who's dick is bigger but who's dick is bigger I think it's mine actually wow

cute you look really pasty dude friendly cross dressing we can wear it for more right

what do you think Ash? it looks nice I think you're both doing a great job wearing the opposite sex

is underwear it just shows that this other sex is not really opposite you can wear each other's underwear

it's okay so now where did that salt go okay here we go

are you ready to be licked I'm ready you're always ready to be licked you're so elegant

I'm so not elegant okay we're gonna watch the breakdown of elegance right now

what do you think it should be wait you don't understand Nicole Aniston I love this girl so much because

she will belch on camera she will eat food on camera she'll pick her nose on camera this girl doesn't give a fuck and that's why I love her

so she's gorgeous she's such a dude at heart and I'm the same way and that's why I love her that's true you both have this elegance

and yet you're just really pinky sorry okay

oh that's right CC wrote hi there she wrote the horse very beautifully

she smells of me my balls don't hang out of my underwear this fucks hot in here so now

it's communion time smaller than my balls he's hanging onto that salt okay

the butt how about down goes to manhannies and we reveal the perfect butt

of Nicole Aniston which is now a great seat of

opportunities for salt licking here we go this guy's eating a lot of salt tonight okay

where's your drink you're supposed to drink now the salt was good okay that was enough it tasted great

it's very salty it's sort of mixed with sweat the juicy and salt there's salt in her crack you didn't finish

what the salt is weird I think you need to finish you say it's

how many pairs of underwear is there I love you oh excuse me now that is the Sibian machine

I mean that's a CC Rose here she is she was with us a couple months ago

Susan, we have a caller what thread is your sweating in his underwear he wants to know if it's okay to jerk off with baby oil

we told them that it was okay with baby oil and avocado oil but not with a condom

because the condom will break with the baby oil is he a caller or a tweeter he's a caller he's online 3

that's the answer you can jerk off with whatever oil you want don't you even worry about baby oil motor oils

actually if you do it with baby oil that might convict you of child molestation so don't use it what is excellent where's the microphone

I'm sorry are we recommending that somebody do you have a certain material that he apparently likes to use baby oil

and wants to know if it's okay it's not allergic to it being in the industry we know oiling up for those

fancy bikini shoots I'm severely allergic to it I break out in a full body rash if you're not allergic to it

it's okay but I honestly recommend water based lubes or even if you're trying to be really hipster and organic you can go for olive oil

coconut oil and you can take it internally if you can take it internally men should never jerk off

with the antibacterial hand sanitizer you'll get a yeast infection a man yeast infection even if you're a burning man

and your pee hole man gets a pee hole infection is that what it is? the penis gets all dirty and jiggly and purple

this is very interesting if it gets jiggly and purple you better go see a doctor now especially for men

alright well it isn't what you put on your body your balls are jiggly then call your doctor

so it is it's 1157 max are we gonna try to end on time are we gonna have some sort of

climax we're having a lot of fun actually it was a great great show great great show

and we finally got to answer Yale after so many months

I've been answering Yale for the past couple weeks especially on the blogs before that there were other battles cancer and all kinds of shit

it was busy oh wow look what's going on now this is exciting they're taking off their clothes again

while we're talking about that's rude they feel different oh wow

oh wow look at that what's going on here this is the worst I'm gonna hide the logo

I'm gonna email the designer tomorrow I'm furious I think somebody should put salt on that and suck it

oh man we have to ask my agent's manager's talent owner guy who is with my dog's babysitter

the agent who is the agent it got big and hard it's a little pink and yellow pretty though

I'm just gonna go commando like a good soldier sorry about that you know what I'm gonna seriously throw a fit to the designer tomorrow

I'm highly amused I mean you know I was my acidic vagina that actually ate through the fabric

acidic vagina my severely acidic vagina my acidic vagina ate through the fabric you're welcome

they are is this just something we can just throw all over ourselves the water just feels so good

bob predicts bobbing predicts my favorite childhood I'll bob for a dick

would you like to bob for a dick then you get a prize we have a prize for you if you get a dick you get a prize

are you gonna bob for a dick absolutely you're gonna rob her for a dick don't put all your clothes on

as long as it ends in dick the show is still going on stick bobbing time alright I'm gonna put you in charge of this

ok I'm in charge of the microphone so you are just gonna this is the elegant Nicole Aniston

who is very into oral things she likes to eat and now she's gonna be bobbing for a dick with her tongue

and it looks a lot easier than it it is it's gonna be hard she's gonna teach me

that's all you do is use your teeth that doesn't count it's gonna be a break really you use your teeth when you bob for a dick so you have to go for the whole thing

I use my teeth right alright the prize is cool at least there's a lot of items from

Screaming Oh well I don't know whatever you like I grind hard I think I'm in a tank

yes do it alright so everybody's gonna have a chance to say farewell

farewell and did they have fun here yeah yeah we want to know if you had fun ok so tell us how was your show

so far the show was excellent and thank you everyone for being so cool and accepting it's always lovely and I hope to see you guys again tolerant and where do we find you

you can find me on my website benjamingodfrey.com you can butcher it on your google search bar you'll still find it

thanks for tolerating me for another year this is my tier anniversary in porn so thanks for tolerating me we'll tolerate you for another

20, 30, 40 if I let that one we'll see I'm on twitter X for colonis the next it does I feel like I've

I've gone backwards at 23 that's why you thought that Edwardo was so old he's sad, what a sad little man here's to more empathy another

year of human empathy and human compassion and Edwardo calls it love it's really human empathy so god bless him

on his little journey and goddess also again I'm Ash Hollywood it's been a while since I've been here

but you can find me at ashgirl.com or at ashhollywood on twitter and it's been great being here I need to come back for

thank you again we love you Ash okay and heavy grinder thank you so much for having me on your show

that was awesome and we'll follow you on twitter dj heavy grinder Alex Alex

cat alright so everybody thank you so much for participating in this show

we really hit it in terms of the body the mind and the soul we discussed the politics of sex and censorship

and sex education and we got crazy and went bobbing for dildos and that's because we're here

in bonoboville that's right brothers and sisters we practice the bonobo way of peace through pleasure it's not all about just doing whatever you want

it's about ethical hedonism and if they have a lot of money they should donate to rumbau's

oh yeah she's got a problem they got a problem they're gonna close 30 days yes donate to sue savage rumbau's

bonobo research center in Iowa and they need your money

so even if you don't have a lot of money give like a few bucks everything helps but you can also just

also meaning you should give the money but learn about the bonobos they are the make love not war chimpanzee and they are genetically as close

to us as common chimps so we don't want to be common chimps rioting or inciting other people to riot

we want to be civilized, considerate, tolerant ladies and gentlemen and the bonobos can show us the way and sex is part of that

sex is part of learning how to behave sex is part of learning how to share and learning how to give others pleasure so that they don't riot

and so that they don't get so frustrated that they want to attack and destroy people and things that aren't

even bothering them so that's why we're all about sex education that's why we're about the bonobo way of peace through pleasure

alright brothers and sisters I want to thank you and I want you to make like bonobos not baboons

make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you I love you

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