Halloween Skydiving Sex

Full transcript of Halloween Skydiving Sex on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, witches and bitches,

tramps and vamps. Masked men of mystery and role-playful women through history, belladonna's and

erotic personas. Mmm. As knights grow long

from the witches' hex, let us enter the realm. Of scary sacks. There, there, darling.

Don't be afraid. Tis the season of masquerade. So come, all ye witches, ye dark brides and grooms.

Tis the time to hop on your brooms, fly past your fears, and over the years of oppression, repression, being burned at the stake,

stoned by the shake, or drowned in the lake. Time to rise up, ye sexual renegades.

Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Straddle your flying phallic strap-on brooms. Turn on your vibrator to the moon.

Fly high in the sky to that wild domain where the witches reign as goddesses and porn stars and

protesters and love doctors. Time to put on your party mask as you take off your daily mask. Time to reveal what you so often conceal.

Your erotic persona, your inner belladonna, your secret identity, your Bergman-esque entity,

your evil twin, the wizard within. Time to awaken, stirred and shaken, your heart beating like a bongo.

Your blood rushing like the Congo. Maybe you meet someone who looks kind of scary. A zombie, a priest, a fascist, a fairy.

When out of the clear with a flick of the tongue, those shivers of fear turn to passion and fun. Mixing fear and sex creates special effects.

See what turns us on isn't always the nicest. So we're often afraid of just what

excites us or are we excited by that which we fear. Both, my dear, it's biological. It's neurological and it can be pathological.

So be careful, consensual and practice safe sex and don't overdo, but stir this recipe into your witch's brew.

A pinch of fear gets your mojo in gear, like heat in your mesquite. But too much heat burns the meat. So stick that in your bag or treats and this Halloween or sometime soon, take a trip to the moon on your vibrating

broom. Join the erotic insurgent masquerade. Don't be afraid. Your inner witch won't hurt you

unless you really want her to. Welcome, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Happy Halloween. I love these vibrating brooms.

That's right. Happy Halloween. It's it's a big, sexy holiday, getting bigger and sexier. And I don't know if it's getting scarier,

but it is based on fear. These vibrating brooms are great. Yeah, yeah, they made them for, you know, Harry Potter, but they discontinued those.

But we still carry these. OK, and ours has a dildo on the end. So Halloween, welcome, Halloweeners. Yes, flying is a big part of Halloween and scary sex.

And and actually, well, what could be scarier than having sex while flying? I mean, maybe a few things, maybe having sex with a zombie. And a lot of us have joined the Mile High Club, of course,

which is getting to be a lot sort of more claustrophobic now. They're making these little bathrooms tinier and tinier. But but having sex while flying. Wow, without the plane, that's something else.

Huh, like maybe on a broomstick. Or maybe with Superman flying along in a slain. That's so romantic. Or maybe.

Having sex while parachuting out of an airplane. How about that? Wow, we just so happen to have very special guests here tonight. Who did that?

Can you imagine? Well, you don't have to imagine because you can watch it on their website. But we're going to talk about it. Voodoo, welcome back.

Yes, it's good to be back. Yeah, it's been like eight years, nine years. Yeah, a while. Too many years. A lot of years. I know.

But you look the same. You've got a little more equipment. Yeah. Well, I'm a vampire. I get to have sex with young women like Hope.

So that's what keeps me young. Is that it? That's the secret. And jumping out of planes. Yeah.

Well, Hope, welcome. Oh, thank you. Don't be shy. I know.

Show me bites if you ask her to. Virgin experience. Yes, and I have fangs. Hmm. Yeah, I see the hickeys.

No. Not yet. Not yet. You need some. My neck is waiting for you to bite me.

Hmm. Well, yeah, you look very edible. I taste good. I'm part zombie, so.

Oh, I love zombies. Yeah. Super tweaker zombies. Yeah, yeah, actually.

I like to hunt them down. Need that flesh. I need those brains. So let's, I mean, the reality is, let's just get away

from fantasy for a second. You guys had sex in the air. You were flying. This is a lot of people's fantasy.

The only people to ever do it, actually. So you have two very unique people that were the first people to actually have sex while skydiving while falling at over 120 miles an hour.

Wow. Two miles straight down before we had to pull the parachute. So we had a full 60 seconds of full on intercourse

at falling at over 120 miles an hour. Unbelievable. And then, you know, how many orgasms did you say you had? And you look like you are.

Talking about it makes you want to have an orgasm. I see that. You're hanging on to the notch here for dear life's like, where we're flying at 14,000 years.

She's orgasmic. I mean, we started having sex in the plane, obviously, because it was a tandem skydive. So I had to attach her to me.

She was in a harness, a very sexy little harness that you can use either for skydiving or for sex, whatever. You can hang her from the ceiling if you want to from these harnesses.

Yeah. It is funny how certain equipment can be used for multi-purpose. Absolutely. So we were in the plane, and we started the sex there.

And that's where the whole FAA controversy began, because it was a small airplane when we were right next to the pilot as we started the sex. Who is, looks like, you know, a typical guy on a porn shoot

just trying to do his job. That's it. That's it. Not really looking at you.

At one point, he just kind of looks over it. He glances over it. But, you know, he was focused on his equipment, you know, not our equipment.

And he was flying the plane perfectly. So they have a problem with that, but they don't have a problem with you having sex in the sky. No, no, there are no rules about having sex on a private plane.

That's cool. It's not a problem. It was about distracting the pilot. But since then, the FAA has concluded

that the pilot was doing his job. He was not distracted, so there were no charges filed at the end of the day. OK.

But you lost your job. Yes. We lost our jobs at that particular drop zone. You were, what did you do there?

That was the sexy receptionist. They must be losing a lot of business. They are. They are.

They're taking theirself in the balls right now. I'm one of the instructors over there, and she was the receptionist. When did you learn skydiving?

Oh, about seven, eight years ago. So since I had you on the show. Since the last time you probably made me go skydive. I guess so.

I was so just incensed and crazy after I did your show. I had to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Inspired to fly, but OK. Yeah, you did.

You had to jump out of an airplane on the economy. But yeah, I mean, flying and sex, I don't know, they go together in dreams. Yeah.

Yeah, so. Listen to hope. Did you dream about this before you did it? And since.

Yes, of course I did. Every night. Well, the truth of the matter was, Hope had just recently gotten into the adult industry,

and she wanted to basically do something that would separate her from the rest. Because in today's market, in the adult industry market, there's a new 18, 20-year-old coming in every single day.

So the competition is very, very fierce today. I'd say she wanted to make a splash, but that's the wrong element, you know. Yeah.

One of the fly high above the others. She wanted to make a statement, a very big statement. And her desire was to try to get the attention of the Howard Stern Show, actually.

Is Howard watching? Oh, he discussed it. He said that he would have us on the show, so yeah. He's driving us crazy.

Teasing you, yeah. Yeah, it's like having a vibrator right there, like so close to your glit, and then you can't come. That's what Howard Stern is doing to me.

He'll let you come. Well, I hope so. He couldn't be that cool, he will. Right now, he's teasing me.

You might have to do him in the air. Oh, I would. There you go. I would do Howard Stern in the air.

We're talking about fear and sex. Well, Howard Stern might be scary even without doing it in the air, but is this scary to you, or this wasn't really that scary?

It was amazing, it was fun, it was enjoyable. Well, she's giving you the perspective of a young girl that wants to get fucked, and she trusts the instructor, kind of a thing, but once you get into the sport of skydiving,

it is a very serious, scary business. Every time I jump out of the plane, there's always stomachs, butterflies in my stomach. You're thinking, oh my God, what if the parachute doesn't open?

And on this particular sex skydive, I had a multitude of tasks. I had to harness her up while she's riding my cock on the plane, and then get her out of the plane

while filming. I did most of the filming with a little GoPro handy cam. Yes, you are filming while you're fucking and flying. While I'm fucking while flying.

That's the three Fs. Filming, fucking, and flying. And I had to worry about having an orgasm before the parachute opened as well,

which thank God it did happen because if it took any longer to happen, I could have just kept on fucking until we hit the ground.

So that thankfully happened, and then I had to concentrate on flying the parachute and landing us safely as well. Wow.

So this is why you weren't afraid. He took care of everything. Yeah, I like how to do is enjoy myself and get fucked in orgasms.

Mm-hmm, wow. 20 fearless and reckless. That was her philosophy of the whole thing. That's it.

And you're from around here? I'm from town, where we shot town down. Right, Little Miss town. So what do the folks back home think of you

when you're in your career? That's why he can't even sit on his seat. They're crazy. They're insane.

Like the whole town is just crazy. Like some people are like, oh my God, like I'm some superhero. And other ones are like, shame on you.

Let's call the cops. Let's call the news. Well, thank you for calling the news. That's how the whole publicity happened

was initially we were sending the video to the Howard Stern Show, but the news hadn't picked it up until mothers of this town.

It's a very Bible Belt town. So they're very, very strict on, I mean, there's like 12 churches and only 1,000 people in this town.

Talk about fear and sex. Yes, exactly, exactly. So until... They put fear in you of any kind of sex.

Until some of her fans, which happened to be 17 year old boys at the high school, started passing around the link of the video

everywhere, a couple of mothers got a hold of the video as well too. And they were the ones that decided to call the local and law enforcement and the media.

They were, I mean, they did us the biggest favor by calling the media because the local law enforcement right away, they were like, okay, did anybody see the stunt?

No, we're at 14,000 feet above the sky. Of course, nobody's gonna see us fucking. Were we at both of age? Yes, we're both of age.

And my website's an age restricted website. So there was nothing illegal done that the local law enforcement can do. But the media just loved it.

It was a juicy story. It's two people, sex, skydiving, getting fired for the stunt. And FAA is all concerned that the pilot

might have been distracted by two people fucking on the plane. So what does the parents' plan be? Are they gonna go after you some other way?

I mean, you know, it sounds like the kind of people that would burn witches. Pretty much, pretty much. So I don't know what they're gonna do next,

but that's fantastic. I mean, we think that's just something to applaud. Brothers and sister, yeah, yeah. Sex in the sky, why not?

I mean, that really, we can all do that, but you know, that's what porn stars are for, to have sex and strange, strange ways that the rest of us fantasize about.

So, I'm gonna come back to you. Okay. But I wanna introduce these other interesting people here. Okay, so now, this is,

you know, because you're a new guest, Margo. Yes, I am. You are nurse Margo tonight. Yes.

And is this your fantasy to be a nurse? Well, I am a nurse, I'm a certified lifesaver. Oh, well, then you're playing yourself. Is this what you wear to work?

Wow, I'd like to be sick in your hospital. Oh, no, I'm a certified lifeguard, so I usually work around pools. Ah, so you're wearing even less?

Better. Exactly. But no, I guess when we're talking about fear and sex, my biggest fear is while having sex with someone,

them dying, but my biggest fantasy is to bring someone to life while having sex with them. So. Your biggest fear is that you're dying?

Like, while I'm having sex with someone, they die on me. Oh, that they're gonna die? Because that's not what I wanna do. Do you have sex with a lot older guys or girls?

You know, anyone who needs life-saving. Oh, life-saving, that's who you have sex with. Yeah. That's how I save people.

Is your, right, mouth-to-mouth. Yes, exactly. But then, like, the biggest fear is doing the mouth-to-mouth or, you know,

cowgirl or anything and then them dying on you. Oh, no, they're not gonna die on you. All my surgery will get taken away. I'd love to die.

That would be the little death. I would get fired just like you did. Did you have scary sex? Did you have sex in a place that was really, like,

kind of scary like you could get caught or? I guess the scariest place or, like, riskiest was by the, like, Charles River. Yeah.

So in Boston, so. That's a pretty big river. Yeah. But by it, I wasn't, you know,

having sex in the river. So were you afraid of getting caught by humans or by, like, grubs in the ground? Like sea creatures or getting bit by, like, spiders or something.

Oh, yeah, spiders. But yeah, no, ah. My biggest weakness. How about flying?

Are you turned on by flying? Now I am. Like, I have never thought about it, but now I really am. Why not?

Yeah, so. All right, so let's see, we have Zombie Johnny. Hello. Hello.

How's it going? Good, good. Johnny Lynch. Have you recently been lynched?

Is that why you look a little pale? No. I'm Beetle Slut, remember? Right, Beetle Juice Slut, yeah.

Okay, but very zombie-like and the green around the edges, kind of organic. So, well, how about you, Scary Sex?

Scary Sex. The scariest place I probably had sex in was in the parking lot of a goth club in Philadelphia. The parking lot of a goth club?

Because of the people, the goth, people are not usually scary, they're pretty wimpy, usually. Creepy, I don't know.

Have you ever seen goth kids try to dance? It's pretty awkward. Yeah, yeah, that's why they don't scare me, but maybe, I mean, they're dark.

They wear a lot of dark stuff, so. I guess I was scared of getting caught and I didn't know the guy. Oh, you didn't know the guy?

But then he let me fuck him in the ass, so that was, it was worth it. He let you fuck him in the ass. Yeah.

Ooh. Where could I find a guy like that? You do got a high-pitched voice when he walked out. It's the best day ever.

With your magic dildonic flying strap-on broom. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have a broom at the time. I had to make a strap-on out of my underwear.

Strap-on out of you, but you had a dildo. I had a dildo and I just cut a hole in my thong and I shoved it through and then I shoved it in his ass. Wow.

That's awesome. That's very creative. No, Biggie. No.

Very creative. He is. Hey, I had sex jumping out of an airplane and I'm impressed with that.

You should have. Yeah. You gotta do what you gotta do, right? Yeah.

I never, I'd always wanted to fuck someone in the ass and he was like, yo, I'm trying to get fucked in the ass. So I was like, I gotta do what I gotta do to make this happen, you know?

Like... Did you lick it off? That's resourceful. Fuck no, I'm not licking in this asshole.

I would. I don't know. I don't know. She just met him.

You always just met him. I don't think I know. You're so sweet. You're so good.

You're gonna let me shove a dildo in their ass and lick it in. He wanted it. I wouldn't do this.

Fuck any favors. Let's take advantage of it. You are a fearless superhero of sex. But it is not safe to just lick the ass

of someone you don't know. It's true. It's not safe sex, so don't try that at home. She's a professional, okay?

I hope you are a professional, right? Yeah, I can be whatever you want me to be. That is very apparent. Yeah.

You're exactly who I want you to be. Yeah. Right, but, you know, you're a special girl. Thank you.

You are a very special girl, so don't be licking no strange ass. Okay, get him checked out. Alright, it's not so bad, though.

If you clean it out, you know, give it an anima. He dushed his ass and stuff. He dushed his ass. Yeah, he dushed his ass.

Before he got into the car? Oh, no, no. I fucked him in the ass a separate time. Oh, okay.

I'm thinking this is going on in the car, right? I'm sorry. That's why Voodoo was impressed. I'm sorry.

He thought you were fucking in the car with your underwear filled out. I did it another time. In his wife's bed.

There's another fear factor right there. Johnny Lynch. Mubby. Sorry, girls.

If it's not one fear, it's another. Okay, so next to Johnny is Lynn Jensen, journalist for The Blade. Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween. So The Blade is, of course, an LBGT newspaper? Magazine. A magazine, a publication.

For many years it was based in Laguna Beach. It was recently changed publishers and is now based in Long Beach. You can find it at, I tend to pick it up

but down at the coffee houses and things like that down on 4th Street and Broadway down in Long Beach. Did you bring some copies? I only have one copy that's my own to show people.

Show and town. This is the September issue. And I'm sure that people can find it in the Los Angeles area if they look

at the coffee houses and the gay friendly establishments. But for the November issue, I interviewed Dr. Susan Block. Oh, her.

As part of the theme for the sex issue and we discussed counseling bisexuals and the differences between counseling, what you might say the ordinary straight couples

and the challenges versus the challenges of counseling gay couples. And everybody in between. Right.

Right. It's a lot in between. That's the thing. Most people are in between, I guess.

So, okay, well, and so scary sex. Well, for me, I think you would say that scary sex is sex, period. When you think about how high school is

about sexual attitudes in high school, it's not only gays and bisexuals. They're scared to come out of the closet. Heterosexuals have a terrible time expressing

their sexuality in high school, too. We all went through that phase of scared to death that somebody might know you liked somebody. Or what about the high school attitude

of the girl that girls are divided thanks to our male-dominated society, sorry guys, but that is a fact. The girls are divided into two groups,

girls that put out and girls that don't. And if you do put out, you're a slut. And if you don't put up, you're stuck up the ITCH. And sooner you get used to that,

the better off, the better you find living. I think life treats you a little better when you begin to understand that and work with it rather than against it.

True, very good. And we have a perfect example of that with little Miss Tant here from Tant High School. I mean, fortunately, she's out of high school right now.

And good thing, because then it would have been illegal. Thank God for sluts. Right, thank God for sluts. We have to say that because otherwise,

women who don't have sex, what makes that so good? There's a new book out called Something About Purity, just like The Purity Myth. Yes, that's what it's called, The Purity Myth.

This idea that because you're a virgin, that you're somehow a good person, that you're somehow a better person than someone who shares sex with someone.

This is, where does this idea come from? What is virginity anyway? We don't even really know how to define it. We're all plagued by this.

It's true, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, all of us. Well, at the same time, although I'm not far be it from me to say that anybody should be restricted to sex in their choice of sexual expression

thanks to some kind of arbitrary view of morality. At the same time, I think there is something to be said for caring relationships, loving relationships. There may be a time for some kind of casual relationship,

but there's also a time for meaningful and more fulfilling long-term or permanent relationships. And that can be even more scary. I mean, sex is always scary, I think.

Even when it's good and you're in love and everything is right, you're afraid that it might end. I mean, and it will. So, sex is inherently scary.

But there are people that make it really, really scary. I think there are people that have a fetish for repressing other people, like those Taft mothers. They must be masturbating, watching your video,

thinking about making you suffer somehow. But they didn't really make you suffer. As long as they're getting off. I want to call you Little Miss Taft.

Wow, you can call me whatever you want. Hope. Hope and change. So, how about your immediate family? How do they feel?

Holy shit. Amen and A-Women. The aunts, uncles, the cousins, not so happy. My grandma's probably my biggest fan.

Your grandma. Cool, good grandma. Is she like a red diaper baby or something? She's like one of those ladies, like, you know,

she doesn't have sex. She's like, you know, I'm not an explainer. She doesn't have sex. No, no, no. She's like a single old lady.

Yeah, well, you know. Gets tough as you get older sometimes. Her granddaughter being a whore. I mean, for a lot of women,

by the time we get comfortable with our sexuality, no one wants to have sex with us. You know, that's... Yeah, she's pretty old.

How do you know about that? I'm just being fucking educated over here. That's what I'm doing. That's why you got to appreciate it while you're young.

I have a question for you, because I actually just did my first porn and my family doesn't know. So, like, how did you talk to your family about it?

Well, my grandma, she's known. Like, I've always had a relationship. I've always been able to tell her whatever. I think it's easier just to tell them.

And then, instead of being on, like, international news... Yeah. ...and some people finding out. That's scary when you get shocked.

Yeah, and my parents, I'm sure, they kind of knew. They had an idea. It's just, like, one of those things you don't talk... You know, my parents, like, you don't talk about it.

Voodoo made me do it. Yeah. So, I just want to give out the phone number for anyone who wants to call in

and talk about scary sex. Happy Halloween. Our number is 1-866-289-7068. That's 1-866-289-7068 here in the US of A

and anywhere else in the world. You can call 213-670-0066. That's got three. Six is in it for the devil who's walking around here.

The devil is my producer, by the way. Tejas Souter. So, oh, and also Voodoo, of course. But that's also in our phone number 2-1-3-670-0066.

And you can also tweet us at Radio Susie One. Yeah, Twitter slash Radio Susie One. So, porn star fan, Panty Boy, says, Happy Halloween.

Voodoo is my favorite actor in this business. Uh-oh. He's trying to butter you up. Yeah.

Nothing to do with what she was doing to her boyfriend. Maybe a little bit like that. Maybe a little bit like that. Okay.

Panty Boy. Okay. And so, you're his favorite actor. And Madeline, you look so awesome.

All guests are beautiful. And he would love to see your panties. Oh. Whose panties?

Madeline? Underwear fetishes. I think any one. Anybody's panties.

He's definitely an underwear fetishist. Well, if I was wearing panties, I would show them. You would. But I'm not wearing your underwear.

You're not wearing any panties under that fly suit? I'm not. Let me see the fly suit. Race car driver.

Oh, this is, yeah, the race car driver suit. I thought this was like a flying suit. But it is race car. Well, close enough.

Race car driver. Multi-purpose. And so, you're wearing a fishnet panty hose? They're stockings.

I just decided not to wear underwear. I don't like them. You don't like underwear? No.

Probably 90% of my life is lived without underwear. I guess so. You certainly weren't wearing underwear when you were flying. Nope.

Nope. No. Not at all. I'm not wearing anything.

We like your little race car driver outfit. Are you wearing underwear? I'm commando. Commando?

Yes. No underwear. I have a chastity belt on. You have a chastity belt.

Can we see that? No. It's invisible. You've got an invisible chastity belt?

It's part of the costume. So, no underwear. So, does that mean no underwear? I can't show it.

It's invisible. I see. Okay. And you?

We still want to take a look. Yeah, I've got some boring underwear on though. They're just plain black panties. But I guess I could show them.

Go, Johnny, go. Yeah, Johnny. Go, Johnny, go. Take it.

All right. Somebody better show some underwear. Whoa, there we go. Some underwear.

Black, basic black. All right. I don't suppose you want to show your underwear, Lynn. No, thank you.

Come on, Lynn. Don't be so uptight. Lynn's afraid of sex in general. Really?

She said that earlier. Can I show them my fishnet? Yes. Oh, I love you.

I think you should come up here to do that. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, come on up here. I want to know why Lynn is uptight about showing her panties.

Well, we could ask why. I think she just gave us a whole long explanation, but perhaps... Wow, look at this. This is, of course, a great little race car costume on Hope Little Miss Taft.

It makes me want to ride my broom, baby. Okay, yeah, take it off. Let's have a little music. Yeah, we're ready.

Let's take it all off now. Yeah. She might not like wearing panties, but she has a very pretty bra on. And yes, yes, keep going.

I mean, you know. You want to go? Yeah. And yeah.

Now, panty boy, I think you might appreciate these fishnets as being very long panties. These are very long, fence-cut panties. You looking good. Hang on.

Can we get this microphone for her? Yeah, here's my hairy cameraman. They're sexy, right? Yeah, that's very sexy.

You know, I'm starting to see these as panties. Yeah. These are long fishnet panties. You know what I think everyone would appreciate?

No. She gave me a good spank. A good spank? Yeah, okay.

I can do that. You need a spank? Yeah. I've been a dirty girl before I came here.

Do it hard. I need it nice and hard. Don't hold back, doctor. Okay.

No, I've been such a bowler. Do we have any planets, Andy? You do need to be spanked. Yeah.

With the broom. We're very bad with the broom. Beater with the broom. I think I want to do with the hand first.

Yeah. I'm getting all kinds of supplements here. Your crew is so helpful. The broom, I have to get back.

Yeah. I think I have to have a little last-minute. I need something to hold on to, guys. Right there.

Look right there. Give it a good fucking smack. What's that naughty girl? Come on.

How do you get in the air? Come on. You're gonna do sex in the air. Oh, yeah.

Naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty. Calf, girl. What a reflection on your heart. Is she a heart, guys?

Oh. Fuck, that was a good beating. That was good. And you know what we do when we spank bad girls here?

Because we love bad girls. Oh. If you're bad in that way, is we rub you with a chinchilla broom. Oh, my God.

Now for those of you who are pitas, I did not buy this. A fur fetishist got this for me as a gift. Okay. But it feels so good.

Oh, it does. My ass. Yeah. What you asked for?

You're lucky I didn't squirt on you. Maybe not. I mean, I wouldn't want you to squirt on the chinchilla mitt, but on me, yes.

Oh. Go right ahead, honey. Shit. What, can I get you something?

Would you like, let's see, do you like vibrators? Oh, I love them. You do? Yeah.

Okay. I'm gonna give you, let's see. Something with a lot of juice. Something with a lot of juice?

Electrify that pussy. Well, that, of course, would be the Hitachi. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I love the Hitachi.

Yeah, you love the Hitachi. Those Japanese, they know what to do. You know what, I have something for you, though, Voodoo. What do you got for me?

Well, I thought this was very appropriate. This is made by Screaming Oh, and it's called Propello. Wow. Huh?

Propello, right? Appropriate. Like Propeller, yeah. He got it.

Okay, at least take a picture with it now. Turn around for the camera. We love Screaming Ohs, okay. Propello.

You're holding your finger over the pee. Hang on. Okay, there you go. Once again.

All right, there. Okay, you. Now, even though you're a dangerous girl, I have to get a condom. Thank you.

Where are the condoms? People have been taking my condoms. Maybe there's one in here. This is a safe sex kit.

We should hope it does. It has a condom. Okay, now that's my, yep. Hope, would you even know how to use a condom?

You're such a slut. No. Too much of a slut to know what a condom is. Really?

Yeah. Teacher, doctor. Yeah, this is a condom. Can you show me how to put a condom on?

Oh, you're doing your nose. Okay. Oh, like that condom? Well, even voodoo I don't think is as big as this.

I'm twice the size of that thing. Have you seen it? You want scary sex? I'll whip out my cock.

Yeah, do it. That's scary. The couple that was going to be demonstrating things wasn't here tonight, but we've got some demonstration anyway.

Does this make you a couple? We've got some pinch hitters here tonight, it looks like, yes. No, this is couple number one, actually. Couple number two is the one that bowed out.

Want, want, want. Well, come on up here and help me out. Help you out? Yeah.

All right, I can do that. I got to take off my parachute. No, you don't have to do that. Leave the parachute on?

Be super safe. Condoms and parachutes? Yeah, condoms and parachutes don't go very well together. And the broad doesn't go very well with the rest of the outfit.

I need to take it off. Yeah, absolutely. I need you. I need you to strip me down.

I think I will. Here we go. Beautiful. Look at this beautiful girl.

Oh, I feel like I fit in now, guys. It is. Beautiful. You are just gorgeous.

Thank you. So, you feel comfortable? Yeah. Good, good.

You want to take those off too? Okay, take it all off. You're just naked girl for Halloween. You're a nudist.

That's how I like it. Now she's ready to jump out of a plane and have sex again. I think so. Even tennis shoes for that one?

Mm-hmm. Well, you look deliciously hot. I mean, do you think you're going to squirt? Should I put a towel under you?

You might, yeah. Yeah? I'm so excited. Like, I'm crazy.

I learned how to do it and I just can't stop myself. You want to, you know, since you're, you want to do it on the American flag? Yeah.

That's very pretty. Yeah. It's a dream come true. You're making my dreams come true on this show.

Squirt for peace. Yeah. That's absolutely. Squirt for joy, squirt for peace.

Those taffties set us on some, being interested to say that, wouldn't they? They don't love it. All right.

Now, did you, do you, do you want anything to insert? Only if you're going to do it for me. Yeah. Well, I would, I would help you, you know, whatever way.

Yeah. Yeah. Something to insert in my tight little pussy. What are you laughing at?

She wasn't like this before she skydived. So she's kind of an ad for skydiving. Go skydiving, become a slut. Did that change you?

Yeah. He's one of the first things. Yeah. That's why.

Maybe a four. Wow. Hmm. It used to be this sweet little innocent girl.

And this lock, is this voodoo has the key to this? Oh, there is a key right here. There's a key on it. You know what?

That's a very special necklace. Yeah. I've worn it in just about every single porno I've ever made. Wow.

I don't make a porno without my necklace. What does it symbolize? I just love it. I just love it.

It's your, it's, it, it, you have the key to your own lock. Oh. Chassity belt? Yeah.

Hell no. No Chassity belt. You can keep your Chassity belt. Thank you.

I guess so. Oh. All right. Look at this pussy here.

This is totally shaved. Thank you. Thank you. You know what?

I actually just got waxed like two, two days ago. Yeah. Oh, I cried. Really?

Yeah. So that, you, you weren't scared, but it hurt. It fucking hurt. I got my asshole wax too.

But that turned me on. That fucking turned me on. I think Brian would like to see that. You want to see it?

I think so. I think he needs to see it. Spread. Here, I'll hold the microphone for you.

You show Brian your asshole. I got my asshole waxed. It's like the best feeling ever. Like I thought I might like come on the lady who was waxing my ass.

Oh, so that didn't hurt? No. Turn me on. The pussy waxing hurt.

Fuck yeah. But not the asshole waxing. No, the asshole felt great. Like the labias too felt great.

But like the top of my pussy. The top, right, exactly. I don't like to do the top. I like to do the labia and everything around there.

I think I'll just stick to shaving. Just have a little mound of hair. I'll just shave it. Or you could shave it.

The mound is old school. Well, not really. I think hair is making a comeback. Yeah, a little bit.

Not around the lips. Just above. Not a full bush. Can't have a full bush.

No, not a full bush. How about the Elvis? She has an Elvis. A little racer stripe thing.

Racer stripe? Well, you look so, I mean, you almost look illegal right now. It's kind of scary actually. And I must say, and you are in that barely legal category.

You'll look back on this with, I don't know what feelings. Oh, I love it. Right. Well, at least you are legal.

So you're ready to show us how to squirt or something. Have you been squirting for a while? Kind of. Kind of?

Okay. It's fairly new. All right. Kind of falls back to sex and skydiving.

Yeah. Squirt and skydiving. I think we need somebody. How about my little devil here?

Devil? Come here. This is Tasia. This is my, oh, she's smoking a cigarette.

She is such a little devil. Scary sex. Oh, boy. She smokes before she fucks you.

Before she fucks little girls? So, I think the zombie needs your cigarette at least. So you're going to hold her microphone so she can have hands free here. Okay.

So you get over here and hold the microphone so we can hear her explanations and moans I thought you were going to help me out. I am going to help you out. I'm just making sure.

Get a strap on. Well, I mean, I'm starting to help you by having someone hold your microphone. Perfect. Appreciate it.

Right. Right. You have to hold it closer to her lips. There we go.

Okay. So now, so should we sort of open up these little plushes later now? Oh, yes. They are so very, very sweetly just denuded of hair.

It's like a forest that went through fire. Nice and soft, right? Yes. Very soft.

Oh, yes. Very soft. Oh, very nice. It's wet, huh?

It's very wet. Yes, it is. I was sitting in my little chair so horny watching you dance up here. Yes, and I was dancing around and emoting and getting you so horny.

You wanted to get up here, didn't you? Oh, yeah. And fly, yes. I've been waiting for you to touch me.

The past week, I've been googling you. Google. 20% of this. Google, Google, Google.

What do you think of him masturbating to? We have been tweeting. Oh, fuck you. Do you like your nipples pinched?

You can do whatever you want. They're such sweet little nipples. Oh, they're so sweet. You want to try this Hitachi?

Have you ever tried a Hitachi? Yeah. You're an experienced girl from nearly Gerald Bate. And your mission hope, if you choose to accept it, is to hit the black cameraman here in the face with your squirt.

There you go. He's asking for it. He wants to be right there. Hit him.

Do you feel it? Yeah, I feel it. Oh, I can feel it. I feel it.

You're getting your hair on me. No, that was like a broom hair. That was a broom hair. Exactly.

That was not my hair. That was definitely a broom hair. A broom herda. Yeah.

You can put the Hitachi down a little bit. Oh, right there. Oh, yeah. You look so beautiful.

Can I see your name, Dr. Suzie? You just did. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Hope, baby. Oh, hope. Show us hope. Show us what a hot slut you are.

Dirty little whore. Yes, and a beautiful superhero flying. Flying for us, Hope. Dr. Suzie, you're good with your hands.

You're good with your pussy, Hope. What are you thinking about flying? Oh, yeah. That makes me so wet.

You look so beautiful. You're not scared of all these cameras? Oh, no. No.

Yeah, they're all watching you. Oh, they're going to have a good masturbation session tonight. Yes, they are. Oh, yes.

You want to hold that? Yeah. Okay. Just hold that where you like.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Thank you, little double. Oh, shit.

I can't forget the yell pillow. Yeah. Oh, my God, I'm going to come. Yes.

Fuck, I'm coming. Yes, you are. Oh, yeah. So beautiful.

Fuck, I think I'm going to come again. Yeah, come again. Rest just like you're in the air. Beautiful.

Did it squirt? You haven't squirted yet, so you're going to have to. You haven't squirted yet? Did I miss it?

I'm waiting. I'm ready for this. Yeah. Oh, yes, Hope.

Let the spirits inhabit you, Hope. Let the demons take over. Oh, yeah. Oh, here's a little squirt coming out.

Yeah, I see it now. Yeah. Very sweet squirts. I figured out where my spot is.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, Hope, okay. Little mistaft is starting to dribble. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Oh, right there. Yeah, right there.

Is that your G-spot? It's like searching for oil. It's not an exact science. How does that feel?

It feels fucking amazing. How about when I rub it in a circle like that? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

And you're pressing the Hitachi hard against your clit. Oh, I felt that one. Yeah. Beautiful.

Well, I think you should just relax here and play with yourself a little. I'll be here with you. Yeah.

But I'm going to sort of talk to my other guests, too, because they might feel left out. Oh, no, this is fine. I'm totally fucking chill right now.

I'm just waiting for her to squirt. Do it for me, girl. Come on. You got it.

For Johnny. Yeah? You ready to squirt? You dribbled.

You definitely dribbled. Yeah. I think Lynn really likes this. Mm.

Mm. Oh. Aw. Well.

Mm. Mm, we really like you. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

You know. It's a crock, because these are the gates to heaven. Oh. These are the gates to heaven.

And you're in Saval. Very well said. Mm. Aw.

Well, you're beautiful. Beautiful girl. A naked, masturbating girl on Halloween. I love masturbating.

Saturday night. What more could you want with a devil at her side? I think a little more depravity. Start choking her.

On her other side. Maybe she needs to be spanked. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm. Mm. Ah. Oh, Dr. Susie.

Mm-hmm. Yes. You look beautiful. You seem like you're in an altered state.

Oh, I am. I could just stay here forever. I guess you could. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you can. You can just stay here. Just stay with the devil in the woods. Yeah, yeah.

Just do that. You just play with yourself right now. We're just going to talk. And you just let us know when you're about to squirt.

Okay? All right. You can do that. Yeah.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Did you squirt in the sky? Of course.

Of course. They came in. Mm-hmm. All over Buddhist.

Huge call. Oh. Great thing about squirting in the sky is that you dry by the time you get to the ground. Air dry.

Yeah. Air dry. Exactly. No problem.

Mm-hmm. Hanging it out to dry. Now, the thing is I couldn't see what you were doing, though. Yeah, because we had a lousy outside cameraman.

Oh. You know, we went up. It was a very impromptu situation, and we just could only use whoever was there. And he had very few jumps, and he was with us on the exit.

But then after that, you know, that's why most of it was shot on the hand cam. Right, right. But the next time, the next time we will film the full hardcore, we'll have the right cameraman for the job.

Well, I guess there can be a next time. Oh, there will be. You know, because you can do that with that pilot. Mm.

Mm. What's going on over here? She's just talking dirty to me. Oh, telling you what a little slut you are.

Oh, yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm. You like that.

Oh, shh. Tell me how bad she wants to tie me up and beat me. Oh. Yeah.

On the cross. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How she wants to take me back to hell.

Hell. Wow. Did you grow up in a religious background? No.

No. Mm-hmm. That's why you put a cross on your tummy. Just to kind of get a little religion.

Yeah. Yeah. You did something to keep me straight. Mm.

But it didn't fucking work. I guess not. Well, here you are, just masturbating away. Go Hitachi.

So. Hitachi. What? So you gals are enjoying this, I guess.

Lynn, this is not something you want to actually watch. Well, I think you should give the women who like to see some guys equal time and get a guy up there. Yo, let me see some dick.

I think that's a good idea. Yeah, that's a really good idea. Yeah, come on. I mean, you know, if I want to.

That's too scary for me. If I want to watch a woman masturbate, I can, you know, go home and look in the mirror. Yeah.

So, you know. Yeah. You know, Voodoo, you said you kind of wanted to please Lynn a little bit here.

I did? Yeah. You know, you were asking after her. Don't do anything.

Don't do anything you don't want to do, though. Well, now you just took the fun out of it, Lynn. I want you to tell me what to do. He wants to be forced.

Yeah. Let's force him. Force him, Lynn. I'm not into rape or sexual assault, sorry.

Oh. I don't think you could do that to a porn star who's been fucking this girl like a thousand times. Come on, help me out here.

With your parachute. This show is great for me over here. If I get in the show, then I can't watch the show. Helen, escort him up here.

Oh, my goodness. I need an escort for him. Or maybe the nurse will escort him. Maybe she'll escort him up here.

Yeah, I think I want to see it. If she needs your dick to squirt, then you got to fucking do it because I'm waiting. Oh, yeah?

Are you coming up with me, nurse? Ah, then you stand up there with me. No, I'm not. I think I need the nurse.

I think I'm dying, nurse. Say, why do the porn stars always have to put on the show? I came to see some show. Is that the definition of porn star?

Yeah. I thought that was what the, you know, the Wikipedia definition is. I need the nurse to give me mouth to mouth.

Yeah, she does that. I think you have to act like you're passing out. Let's pretend to check her now. Pretend to check her.

Look at this nurse. Nurse, I need mouth to mouth. My breath has been taken away. Look at this outfit now.

All right. I wish you could take off the whole thing except leave the parachute on. Here, we need a microphone here.

Okay, what's this? This is a parachute that I'm wearing. That is a parachute? That's a parachute.

It's a, like I said, it's better than a condom. It's bigger, certainly. It's bigger. Wow.

There's some condoms out there that are pretty big. The magnum is kind of large. Yeah. Oh, here we go.

We've got a nurse here helping you out. Making sure everything is safe. Okay, I think the nurse should help you off with your outfit here.

I think the nurse has to choke me. The nurse could hold the microphone. Yeah, the nurse, we went to, you know, that's how we worked the nurse.

The nurse really wants to choke me. She wants the nurse to be naughty. Yeah. That's like one of my fantasies,

to go to the doctor and have the nurse just... Choke you? Talk into the microphone, nurse. I told you about that chastity belt.

It's not going to happen. But I will be here to watch him jerk off. Jerk? You better help him, nurse.

Everyone has their functions. There we go. Alright, so he's putting his parachute away for those of you who are listening on radio.

Voodoo is now assessing the situation. There's a bunch of strangely dressed chicks in a bed with a naked girl. And there's the nurse.

There is always the nurse. He's very, very inspired by this chastity belted nurse. And then there's the slut. You've got a little bit of everything, you know.

The doctor, the devil, the nurse, and the naked girl. Yeah. Okay, talk.

This is the key. When you're holding the microphone, you put it in front of the person who's talking. You see the challenge, you know,

with the naked girl, I've already done. I've done her in the sky. We've had sex, but I haven't had the nurse. Nope.

So how do we make that happen, doctor? Well, I don't think we make that happen. We don't? No, here's how we do it.

How do we do it? Okay, you impress the nurse. Yes. With how you approach the girl you know

and care about, and care about. And then maybe later, like in the elevator somewhere. Right, maybe later. You never, you know, the nurse could,

or if you fall into a pool. Or I could, like, I'm such a great porn actor. I could pretend to have a heart attack and die. And then she'd have to save me.

There you go. You could do that. Well, she's a lifesaver. She said she's a lifeguard.

She can give mouth-to-cock resuscitation. We can see. We can always try. We can always try.

We can see how far it goes. Right? How far does this go? Look how far you're going.

Yes. Oh, a little dribble. Oh, yes, more dribbling. Mmm.

Dribble, dribble. Now we need her on the microphone. I think that's all my squirt for tonight. That's okay.

You don't have to squirt. You can just lay there with your legs spread open. No, but it's like a mission. Like, I want it.

I want it so fucking bad. You know what? Pressure is the enemy of pleasure, even when you're a porn star.

Yeah, I need this nurse to choke me. The goal is the journey. We're not about, you know, you coming.

You don't have to have a money shot here. But he has to get into the picture. I want the nurse to choke me. As a lifesaver, I don't choke anybody.

You know. Because that gets rid of oxygen, and then oxygen could end up, you know. I agree.

I think there's too many people into this choking fetish. I think that I will help you overcome your fear of somebody dying by you choking me. Yes.

Not a fear, it's a responsibility. Dr. Suzy. Yes. Oh, pass it over, please.

Okay, we have a request. Oh, can we watch Hope ride the monkey rocker? What? Okay, well, I think somebody has to get it.

I don't know what it is, but... Okay, we have to bring it on to the... Bring it. Bring it on to the stage.

Single. This will probably make voodoo jealous, and get him going. Get me jealous.

Yeah. Get me jealous. Yeah. I want to be jealous.

Hope, did you file your taxes this year? Yes, I did. Is the government fucking you as good as I did while we were in the sky?

Fuck no. Oh, god no. You got to put a condom on there. I don't think anything compares to...

Can you get my basket over there? I have a basket with condoms. Is this the basket? Hope, if you can't squirt, you're fired.

I'm going to be pissed off. I had a little one. She did. She dribbled.

I dribbled on her finger. This is because you had all that sex with Eric Swiss earlier. You probably squirted it all over his cock, your dirty little whore.

The truth is, I did squirt all over Eric Swiss' cock. He took all my squirt. Eric Swiss, if you're listening, you should be proud. You took my squirt.

Yeah. I'm kind of nervous about this whole monkey thing. Don't worry, the monkey's well-trained. That's good, because the subject is fear and sex tonight.

I love just having orgasms. So if I can have that... Well, you might do it. You seem to like penetration by large objects.

And the monkey rocker is a friendly form of that. And it's coming right up, I think. It's coming right up. Just thinking about this monkey rocker.

Oh, here it comes. Here comes the monkey rocker. It's getting a condom. Yeah.

Come on, bring it on up here. You're about to have monkey sex. This would be the first for me. Well, it's a human-powered machine.

Needs no electricity. Who gets to power it? You do. Oh.

You power it yourself. Just in case you're in a combat zone or they cut off your electricity. I know how to fuck myself.

Okay, I think it is coming into the room now. Here we go. The monkey rocker. There we go.

The monkey rocker? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. So you could just sit right down on it.

It is condemned. No, the other way. Could you hold on to that black thing? I guess I was doing the wrong thing.

Right, there you go. And you insert that. It has a condom. Does it go in?

You have a little bit of... A lube? Yeah. I got a tight pinhole.

Just hock a loogie, girl. What's not as big as voodoo. Okay, here we go. This is hope fly girl.

This is the right way, right? Yeah, that's it. That's the way. And you're going to just sit right down on it

and you can power it yourself. Oops. Even though the electricity went off. Is this my headphones that keep going off?

Oh, I see. I got a headphone problem. So you just spucked myself? Yeah, you can just use this lever here.

Or you can just rock back and forth on your own. Nice and easy. Legs, yeah. Wait.

Oh. Yeah? Oh. Now you got it.

Can I take this home? Well, you got to just come here a lot. Oh, I could do that a lot. Really?

Really? For your asshole, too? It's for two people. I think my dildo's on backwards.

The balls are hitting me in the ass. Well, he could be fucking you that way. Okay, thanks. Oh, shit.

I think you guys need to try this shit. I've been wanting to. It looks amazing. But you can get on the double one.

Right, cowgirl. Okay, these are not on at all. I could deep turn it. Oh, shit.

So what do you think, voodoo? What do you think of the monkey rocker? It's quite the animalistic apparatus you have there, doctor. Yeah.

Yes. Does it turn you on? Does it turn me on? To watch her ride the monkey rocker?

Yeah. Yeah, it does. She could be a little more vocal, though. Can't hear you, Hope.

I think I'm just so amazed by this thing. Ah, you want to hear me, voodoo? Oh, shit. I need a nurse.

I'm a nurse. You're not getting away so easy, little girl. Little girl. I'm always being called the little girl,

so I want to call you a little girl because you won't choke me. Oh. And how about voodoo?

How do we get him to step up to the bottom? Let me tell you. He's just watching the show. See, here's the thing.

With me and Hope, since we did the Skydive Sex a couple of months ago, I kind of got her into the industry, and now since I've been kind of helping her out

with her career, she's kind of become like my little sister. So scary sex, to me, would be actually having sex with Hope again.

Then you should do it. Because she's not really your sister. No, but... Oh, come on.

No, I don't see her. I'm not sexually attracted to Hope anymore. I'm really not. That's sad.

It's sad, but it's not mean. It's when you kind of develop a relationship. Yeah, really. This is what she was talking about earlier.

This is one of those meaningful relationships that we've developed, and you know, sex and business kind of don't mix a lot of the times.

It's very true. After every scene, I call him so excited. He's like my older brother. You can have a cock in your...

Pussy and a cock in your mouth right there. There you go. Who needs him? Here, you get the microphone.

Look at you. You are a star, aren't you? Yes, you are a goddess among witches. Very good Hope.

Suck my broom, baby. Now she's making sounds. She's making good sounds now, yeah? So what do you think about that, Lynn?

Now that they're close, now that he cares about her and they have a business relationship, he can't get excited by her anymore.

Well, it's entirely between the two of them. It's what is best for him and what's best for her. Do you care, Hope? Thank you, Lynn.

Would you want voodoo? No. I love our relationship, how it is right now. I know that he's always going to be

like one of my best friends, and I love it. I'd rather have this than be fucking him and just have a whatever,

like, oh, okay, on in the night. It's kind of like, it's weird. It's a good thing. I know he's always going to be there.

Well, okay. Well, then we'll accept that as a good thing. But I don't know. I don't think it's a good thing for my show.

We're trying to see some dick, man. Well, the nurse, you know, the nurse is not a porn star. She doesn't have sex on camera.

I just squirted on this thing. How about if you just jerk off for the nurse? I did. Oh, you squirted.

Oh, I missed it. We all missed it. I don't know. Did you get it, mad passion?

Geez. It's just a little one. Just a little baby squirt. That's very good though.

Oh, over the back of your dildo. Oh, that's nice. That's good. Good girl.

She squirted. Yeah. Yeah, she squirted. How did that feel?

Good. Did it feel good because of physical good? Or did it feel just like, oh my God, I finally squirted at least I got that.

No, no. It's physical. Physical. Physical.

Do you like squirting orgasms better or internal orgasms? I like them all. As long as I can get off, I love it. You just love getting off.

Yeah. When was your first orgasm? Oh my gosh. Maybe like a year and a half ago.

Really? Yeah, like before I'd have sex and it would be like, oh, you think you're having an orgasm, but you're not. You don't know what the hell you're doing.

Wow. And so what happened to give you your first orgasm? I bought a vibrator. Ah.

So it wasn't some intimate relationship, some guy that finally understood you. No. It was a vibrator.

Okay. Well, hey, nothing wrong with that. You know, we got to unlock the gates one way or another. That's right.

And I did it. And you did it. And then ever since then you've been mis-orgasm. Yeah.

Yeah. It's been a horny little slut. But you didn't need the vibrator in the sky. No.

You had the wind vibrating against your clothes. You should stand in front of a fan and just let your pussy hang loose. That is a good idea. You're taking notes on this.

This is something you could try. I mean, it's not quite the same, but... Well, you know, I mean, no, it's not the same, but it's a lot less dangerous.

Just stand in front of the fan. And you know what else is good? Is to spray some water on your pussy. Here.

Or lander the faucet in the bathtub. Well, then there's that. Or push against the jet in the jacuzzi. Well, yeah.

Or shower heads, massage or shower heads. But I'm talking about the fan now, where it's a hot day and you just spray, spritz your pussy with water, you know, and have the fan blowing on your pussy.

And it's like you're flying. I'm going to go try that tonight. Yeah. You should.

How many orgasms a day do you have? Oh, my God. I don't know. I have to wait every morning if I have to come to LA

on the drive here, the drive home, if I'm on a porn site. You masturbate while you're driving? Oh, yeah.

Well, that is not safe sex, okay? No, I have my regular vibrator. Not for you or the truckers that are looking at you. Oh, you know what my favorite thing to do is

when I'm stuck in traffic on the way home from LA? What is your favorite? For some reason, I always get these dirty old truckers sitting next to me and I just have to give them a show.

I bet you do. I have to. I feel like obligated. Okay, why don't you look into my camera right now?

It might try to crash into you and get it. And what do you want to make? What is your objective with this trucker? Who's a trucker?

The camera? The camera's a trucker. Oh, I just want you to have a nice, enjoyable ride up to five. I'm going to ride up to five.

Yeah. I really think they enjoy it. I think they might like follow me on Twitter and know exactly where I'm at.

And they want to have the traffic jam. Well, now I got a question for Voodoo. You had just said that you were going to try... We've got to undo this wire here.

It's all caught up in the monkey rocker. You said you wanted to do the sex in the sky thing again. So how are you going to do that? With a new victim?

Yeah. The sex in the sky is the Voodoo show. Hope was just part of it. She was just a passenger getting fucked.

But I'm the only person in the world who could repeat that stunt because I have to hook them up to me. I have to jump them out of the plane. I have to get my cock hard.

And I got to land us safely. Hope was great as a first-timer because she jumped out of a plane a couple of times. Yeah, but Hope should get to go up there again

and have sex in the sky again. Well, she'll have to find another Voodoo who can jump and fuck at the same time. What do you think, Hope?

I guess I'm going to go from drop zone to drop zone and telling Jump Masters to drop their pants. Wow, you're going to go out there. Fuck in the air again.

The alternate plan is to train Hope to become a skydiving instructor so she can put on a strap on and fuck a chick while they're skydiving.

And that's possible. That is absolutely possible. That's really like the witch now. But what I really want to do is become an instructor

and my first victim be a male and fuck him in the ass. Oh, yeah. Have you ever fucked him in the ass?

No, but I've been wanting to. Did you fuck him in the ass? No. Because he was kind of excited about

Johnny's story there. I don't say I fucked him in the ass. What if she wanted to do that? Would that excite you again?

I think that would be weird still. You do. But you want to fuck another guy in the ass, not Voodoo. Yeah, any victim.

But besides Voodoo. Okay, so any other guy would not be weird. No, just bend over and take it. That's so obvious.

Bend him over. Well, okay. Well, you're going to have to really learn more about flying

and parachuting. And I think you should learn that from someone who is an experienced woman flyer. And we happen to have

in our audience tonight Amelia Earhart. Yeah. So, Amelia, can you

explain a little bit about flying and sex for us? I mean, because we figure that that's how come we've never found you

since you disappeared. No, you have to come to the microphone. Yeah, you do. You have to put your laptop down for a second.

Amelia is taking notes for the afterlife. Here. Amelia Earhart has

returned amongst us from her fateful air voyage. Were you having sex in that plane?

Was that the problem? Maybe that's why I lost control. Maybe we're just masturbating like Little Miss Taft here.

I mean, you know, that could have been it. You know, it's unsafe sex, unsafe. Are those mysteries of history?

Yeah. She did have a guy with her when she in the plane when they crashed. Yeah, exactly.

I'm thinking, you know, you had a guy with you in the plane, Amelia, right? Yes. You did.

And this was an attractive guy, guy you liked. Yes. And you were a very sexual woman when you were alive, weren't you?

I don't know, I just wiki'd it before the show. Definitely a feminist and a, I mean,

a head of your time. What am I doing? Headphones? Headphones over your goggles there.

Yeah. Alright. So how did you become Amelia Earhart tonight? In the little devil's closet.

Oh, I see. Okay. Well, it's a very apropos for our flying sex night.

So, you know, get back up there in the sky with your boyfriend because I guess that's what you're doing now

forever and ever and ever. Just fucking in the air. Fly fucking. You know, they have fly fishing.

Isn't that what you were doing? Fly fucking? Oh, it's fly fucking. Is that what you call it? What do you call it? Is there a name for what you're doing?

What you do in the sky? Sex and skydiving. Sex and skydiving. If you Google the two coolest words in the English language,

sex, skydive, we come up. There you go. That's it. Fly fucking is also very cool. Fly fucking, yeah.

Fly fucking, sex, skydiving. Uh huh. Okay, so now, what is over here? Uh,

voodoo. Can you tell your story about how you entered the porn business?

Oh boy. And what does it feel like to fuck Stormy Daniels? I guess you have a choice. Okay,

how I got into the porn business, the short version because it's kind of a long story. Uh, I'm from Toronto, Canada originally.

When I was 20 years old I decided to hop on my motorcycle and I wanted to see the United States of America.

You know, I just wanted to go on one grand adventure before I was going to decide what I was going to do with the rest of my life. Uh, I was going to go down

to Florida, check Florida out first and then head out west. Uh, fate interceded in 1999 with Hurricane Floyd

in South Carolina. So I had to go west a little bit earlier. And at that time in 1999 there was one

agency that was handling all the new models that were coming into porn basically and it was World Modeling. It was a guy named Jim South.

He had a little office on Van Nye's Boulevard. And I rode into town.

Basically I wanted to just learn to surf when I got to LA. I didn't really want to get into porn. But I ran out of money so I couldn't get back home.

So I was staying at the the best western in on Sepulveda and Burbank. I went to the clerk. I was all scruffy

and long hair from riding my motorcycle for two weeks. And I said, look, I need to make some money. Yeah, exactly. I said to this guy, look, I need to make some money

right now, right away. He thought I was going to rob the place. But for some reason he knew to direct me to the World Modeling.

He asked me, would you do porn? And I said, well, it's, you know, it's not something I considered. But yeah, I'll give that a shot. I need some cash right away.

I went into the World Modeling. There was a female receptionist. She was also a porn actress at the time. And I was the first

20-year-old basically back in 1999 to get into porn. Before me, the average age for guys was, you know, between, you know,

30, 40 was kind of average. 25 was a young guy that was never a 20-year-old before I got into porn. The girl took a liking

to me. She said, look, go in the other room. Here's a magazine. Jerk off. Get hard. We got to take some Polaroids. Check you out. Did so. No problem.

She took some Polaroids. She was impressed. fate had it that there was an agent that was walking in that was looking for talent. He saw the Polaroids.

They told me to go get my test. Went to get my test. That's the fault. You don't have to walk us through every little step. Well, then that's how I got

into it. I got into it. Got into it to World Modeling back in 1999. All right. Thank you, World Modeling. That's it. All right, we do.

And now you're in it. And Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels, great performer. She has a very, very tight pussy. Very, very large, fake breasts.

And she knows how to moan, groan, and get fucked like a champ. And since no one else is squirting here. I hope

that's your own fresh squeezed. Oh, yeah. All right, good. It's holy water. And I'm burning.

That's right. I will make hard, ye who are limp. And I will make wet, ye who are dry. That's right.

Wow. I got a new squirting bag for this. This is a real enema bag. Actually, because we...

Did you do this? No, no. Amelia didn't do this. Okay. Amelia, you're ahead of your time. So, we

have a little bit of time left. Very little. Let's do agua shots. Yeah.

You can't because you're too young. Well, you could do salt with something else.

What are you drinking? Coca-Cola? Water? Okay. Well, here's the way the agua shot works. Is

you put some salt on somebody you like, some part of their body. And then you

drink your shot from these lovely little skull glasses.

Got eyes. So, here we go. Where's my lovely assistant?

I need more pouring here. Little devil. All right. So, are you drinking?

I'll drink on the shot. Yeah. You got to lick it off of her somewhere. I can do that. Okay. Here we go.

All right. So, come forward here. This is agua coca leaf liqueur made from the coca leaf.

This is not cocaine. I'm not on your wrist. Let's put on something better. How about we put on your pussy or something?

And you have seven minutes stuck. Lay down. Let's have some incest. Yeah. Yeah.

Sister. Here we go. All right. Let's make a happy trail.

Seriously, it's not cocaine? Don't snort it or you're in trouble. Okay. Do you have the glass?

Yes? Okay. Not two. One. We have to get a glass of water for the little lady.

Here. Okay. So, first four. You lick it up first?

Lick it up first? Lick it up. And a nice little trail down the stomach. And down into the pussy.

Oh, you've got to go down a little farther. I see that salt is going right through those labia. Is he doing good? Yeah?

You cannot feel it. Ah. And now down we go. Good?

Not bad. Not bad. All right. Now it would be your turn.

So, you can have salt. You can't have the agua. So this is the way we're going to get his clothes off. Why don't we do it on your nice titties right there?

We want to both lick the salt off of you. I'm not a porn star. I want to see how you look after all these years. Voodoo.

By the video. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I'm a skydiver now.

I'm not a porn star. Huckabit says voodoo porn star on your site. Well, I do. I do porn.

But skydiving is my passion. That's why I wore the outfit today. Yeah. We could have some music.

You could do a little striptease for the very end. I could? I could. Yeah.

Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. I'm naked all the time. This feels great being clothed.

Why are you depriving us for Halloween? Because it's scary sex. Ah no. It's just boring sex with you and your thing now.

At this point. He's not even giving us naked eyes, you notice. No. Well, when you do it for a living every single day,

you either want to get paid for it or it's got to be on your terms, basically. Or I guess you don't want to come back to the show, basically.

That's alright. That's alright. Ha ha ha ha. Okay, Dr. Suzy, you've got four minutes.

I know. Okay, so you guys do shots. Four minutes, let's go. Salt it up, baby.

There we go. She's now salting the neck. This looks like a zombie bite here. Ha ha ha ha.

Okay. And down we go. Amazing. Wonderful.

I want tits for mine. I love alcohol. Tits. Pull it down.

She's just getting top of tits, okay. This is a conservative Halloween show, except for you. You're wild. You're the...

You look beautiful naked. You are a naked girl. Do we check the archives for your previous Halloween shows

to see how this one measures up? Well, last week was a hot Halloween. Last week was crazy.

This week I think we're, you know, kind of just easing it out. We're laid back.

Layed back, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess we have porn stars who don't want to do porn. They want to wear their fly suits.

It's so hot, too. Okay. Well, then, we're almost out of time. So where do we find everybody?

First of all, Little Miss Taft, Hope. You can find me on Twitter at Little Miss Taft T-A-F-T.

Okay. And do you have a website yet? Not yet. Well, good.

Well, we'll all be excited about it. You have a lot of potential for your big career. Is this what you want to be, a porn star?

Yeah. I want to keep going. It's bigger than Jenna Jamison. Ooh, wow, okay.

It's my goal in mind. Well, I hope you attain your goal. It's amazing how many girls have these goals of being a porn star.

It's great. Okay, so you've attained your goal. I attained my goal. You're bored.

I'm bored. Follow me on Twitter, voodoo porn star or check out the Sex Skydive video on my website, voodoo pornstar.com.

All right, but it is an awesome flight. It's an awesome flight. It's a beautiful flight. You gotta watch it.

Sex in the sky. Yeah, sex while skydiving. All right, Amelia Earhart, you can find at the Speak Easy

when she's not flying. And I don't know about the nurse. You can't find me anywhere except that I was so happy to be here because I missed

a show in Boston from Teenage Penis and the Herbs, so check them out. I think that would be great music for this night. Teenage Penis and the Herbs.

Okay. And here is Johnny. You can find me on Twitter at Johnny Lynch, J-O-N-N-I, Lynch,

L-Y. You have your own Twitter. Yeah, I gotta get myself out there so I can

fuck more dudes on camera, I guess. So, yeah, Facebook, Tumblr, FetLife, Johnny Lynch. All right, Johnny Lynch.

We'll look forward to watching your burgeoning career. And Lynn, you also want to be a porn star, I know, when you grow up, right?

Maybe in another life. Maybe. You can find my... You can look for my upcoming reviews

of Y-O-I, that's Y-A-O-I, manga and anime. That's gay themed manga and anime

and upcoming issues of Blade. And you can also see my reviews of adult sexually explicit manga and anime on my

space. It's linked from my LinkedIn site and I also have a blogger.com site where you can see my reviews

of sexually explicit manga. Wow. This all looks kind of exciting.

Right. So, thank you all for being here tonight. We have a lot of costumed, interesting people

here tonight. And you who are out there, it's Halloween weekend. So, you know,

dress up as your erotic persona. Fly high in the sky on your vibrating brooms.

Get out there and connect with your fantasies. And whatever you do.

Be good, be happy. Always practice safe sex and make like bonobos.

Not baboons. That's right, we have to hold up the bonobo sign a second here. Hold up the bonobos.

Make like bonobos. Not baboons. Yeah. Make love.

Not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. Even if it's scary.

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