Cougar Kink

Full transcript of Cougar Kink on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, femdoms and femcoms, kinksters and cougars, porn stars and presidances, gag on that Russian flag. Oh, hey, yes indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, all you children of sex and we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha,

Brahma, Ramadhamadhamma or the Trump-Putin Romantic Union. Perhaps that will bear some children. Perhaps it already has. We don't know but one thing we do know, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A-women? A-women. I want to welcome you to the little church of Bonoboville. We're in the womb room, baby.

And I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block. You like that? I love that, Dr. Suzy. Okay, Sister Phoenix. Sister Phoenix here is our chief altar girl and choir girl. And my ass is associate producer. Yes indeed, and slapping that ass is mimosa. Welcome back mimosa. Thank you. It's a pleasure to be back.

It is so nice to have you. And we actually have mimosas. Yeah, we do. We've got mimosas for mimosa, although she's drinking gin. What can I say? You know, this is how people can be, not predictable. You cannot just profile anybody anymore. You shouldn't, right? Except I have to say that the cougar over here, Sally Mullins. Let's have a hand for the return of awesome femcom. Hello cougar host, Sally Mullins.

And she is dressed almost like a cougar, kind of a leperty type thing, a creature. What would you call that cat that you are? A mountain lion. Wow, mama. I never saw a mountain lion with such colorful spots. But you know, like I said, hey, you can't profile anymore. So actually, Professor Oni is looking rather mountain lion-ish. A little bit.

I don't know, it just sort of hit me like that. But anyway, here is Professor Oni. He is also returning, but he's leaving soon. So we're excited to have him here. And sorry to see him go. But hey, people come and come and come, hopefully. But sometimes they go. But mostly we like them to come, actually. But they do make airplanes, and occasionally I get on them.

They make them. Right. You come on the plane? Skyline Club. Sure. Skyline Club, yes, I do it.

I masturbate on planes all the time. You too. I used to have sex on planes, but it's a little awkward now. It is. The seats are very narrow.

You're tiny. You're tiny. A lot of things are more difficult now. It's a tough time we're in. And that's one reason that we love to get together here in the little church of Bonoboville.

And practice the Bonobo way. And there are dogs if you're here. Also, we don't have sex with the dogs though. But, you know, they have sex with each other. As those of you who are paying attention to this show, and look at the show blog you saw, you saw the two dogs. There will be no children of sex from them though.

Because they're, well, one of them is fixed and the other one is Pastor Prime. They still got the urges though. Betsy and Elliot. They weren't sitting in a tree. But they were K-I-S-S-I-N-G. And a lot more. And you cannot pull them apart, you know.

Once they're doing it. They're in. They're in. Okay.

No pulling out there. Some humans would like that. You know, it's kind of one of those ways that maybe other creatures are smarter than us. You know, they know how to keep it going. Keep it going. Keep the pleasure going. Anyway, we try to practice the Bonobo way here in Bonoboville.

And I think it's more important than ever we just had a shooting here in the Los Angeles area in my old home of Silver Lake. And of course everybody goes to Trader Joe's. Right. And you could say it wasn't so bad. Only one woman was killed.

Oh my goodness. But one woman was killed. Her whole world is gone. And all the people who love her. Cut.

You know. Well, it was one woman killed at Trader Joe's. But then that guy's two family members, also women, were killed. They were killed? Also women?

I heard they were shot. I thought they were killed. Anyway, it just shows that since you brought that up, a lot of these mass murders that seem so random aren't really that random. They start with domestic violence.

Yeah, exactly. Sort of spread out into the world. And maybe the places that they're doing them, that seems a little random. But it does seem that the usual profile is a guy.

I mean, there's an occasional girl. I remember the one who was upset about YouTube. And I almost sympathized with her on that one. All right.

He's got a shape over something to do with a woman. Either they're an incel and they're mad at all the women who aren't fucking them. Or they got a particular woman that they're mad at. This guy was, I guess, mad at his grandmother.

His grandmother. And his girlfriend as well. And he's a teenager for goddess's sake. But he had a gun and he had anger.

And he wasn't following the bonobo way. And so we gotta do that. We gotta try. We gotta start trying.

I mean, we started. Almost. We're almost there. We're not almost there.

We're fucked. Sorry. But you know, we're trying. You gotta try.

You gotta do what is right. And yet it is kind of discouraging. And you know, it's interesting. You're a specialist in public disgrace.

Is that right? Oh, I mean, I don't know what a specialist. But I did participate in many situations of public disgrace. Consensual public disgrace.

You wanted to do this. Obviously you got paid, I guess. And you were sort of putting yourself out there for what kind of activities? I was like tortured and fucked in front of a big group of people.

I don't know, 20, something like that. Yeah, my partner was with you. Yeah, but yeah, her partner was an interesting sort of scene that goes on. Kinky scene.

But I have to tell you, this guy, the Trumpis here, who's now gagged on the Russian flag. We always have to gag him because we can't let him speak in Bonoboville or it would be very upsetting. I mean, he's upsetting enough. But right now, he is obviously gagging on Putin's...

Oops. No, just get the flag in there. He can't take the baby pacifier while he's sucking Putin's big flag. So, yeah, I mean, public disgrace.

He's into it, obviously. He put, I mean, hey, first of all, let me just say I am a peacenik. I'm Bonobo. So I actually am in favor of making peace with the Russians, with the dictator.

We support all these crazy dictators all over the world. We should be friends, at least. We don't have to support him. I think it was a good effort to be friends.

And when I portrayed Trump and Putin last week, do we have the pictures? In this case, Putin is played by Danielle Watts very well. We just did it last week. It was kind of a spontaneous thing.

Did we know that this was going to happen? It's almost like just what we had on the show last week. Putin and his little bitch, who's a big guy and Putin's a little guy. And we have it.

You know, it's funny. I mean, and they're kissing. They love each other, in a way. Oh, yeah, they do.

Oh, yeah. And I, you know, I think it's kind of, I don't know. It's a mixture of comic and erotic. I got taken to task by a fellow counterpunch writer who said that he

thought that any portrayal of Trump and Putin was, you know, in a kind of erotic situation is homophobic. And I don't agree. I mean, maybe for some people it is, they're going,

ah, they're gay and gays are fags. But that's not what we're saying. First of all, both leaders have very anti-gay policies. So, you know.

I really see it as a power thing. I mean, if you look at Trump's body language, typically when he's in the Oval Office, he sits there like this. Okay.

Yeah, but it's not a power thing. Were you just holding your balls? Well, he was. No, he doesn't.

He makes a diamond out of his hands. And he frames his crotch. Oh, yes, you're right. In the Oval Office, he sits up with his shoulders back.

But when you look at the tape of Putin and him, Putin's sitting there like this. Ha, ha, ha, you know. And Trump is sitting there the same thing.

His legs spread. But he's like, he's cowering and he's kind of covering his balls. Yeah. And it was really interesting because Putin is so much

physically smaller than him. Right. And he was just sitting there and it's very casual. I've got you by the balls.

Posture. And Trump, who's almost a head taller than him, was cowering and cowering. Yeah.

Well, us little people. Very interesting. We can be very Napoleonic. Yeah.

But I think I'm asked about that. Like, does Trump have a dick regardless? And like, as long as he has his dick overgrown, he's going to put him in Putin.

Well, he is kind of a dick. I mean, that's why we represent him as a dick with a little penis. And actually, you know, having him make love to Putin

on our show was one of the nicer things we've done with Trump. Usually we smack the shit out of him. It was really fucking hot.

It was beautiful. It was a beautiful thing. Thank you. So it's a nice way to look at him.

It's one of the nicest ways to look at him. I feel comfortable watching him be in this submissive stance. It's the best way for him to be. I feel safer.

Otherwise he's caging children. I mean, come on. This is better. This is better.

Yeah. Don't try to make a sub a dorm. Yeah. Yeah.

All that being said, and I do approve this. I approve of this message. I approve of him trying to make peace with Putin. He made an ass of himself.

Yeah. I mean, you know, come on. Let's get the picture with the basketball. I couldn't make this up.

Or they excuse me, the soccer ball. I mean, he's so grateful. Handball. Here's the ball.

That's a penalty. Here, I am handing you your ball. Yeah. The kick around.

If you look at the body language, Putin has, look at his eyes. Putin is looking him. He's controlling that.

He's hypnotized him. He's just got him. I've got you here. And honestly, I am not a big fan of our secret police.

We have them too, CIA, FBI. I don't, I mean, all these liberals that are just having orgasms over the FBI. Oh, I love them. Oh, you like that?

You like that? Don't spill. Don't spill. Okay.

All right. Here we go. Whack. Whack.

Whack. Thank you, goddess Phoenix for your whip that is so good. We may have to do an interrogation thing with her later. You can be FBI, I'll be CIA.

Yeah, there you go. Interrogate. I'll be the EPA. We could be her parents.

There you go. Yeah, yeah. The EPA. But still, it wasn't, you know, I mean, the FBI, the CIA, they fucking kill people all over,

well, the CIA kills people all over the world. I don't have a lot of love for them, but I mean, come on, you don't say at the podium, I believe you, darling. You were very strong and powerful in your denial.

Yeah, so powerful in your denial. Oh my gosh. Oh, that was public disgrace. I mean, you know, he even had Fox News making fun of him.

Come on. He took a lot of hits. But then it just led into like the level two of disinformation where everything was like, Oh, what I really meant, because you guys are always so dumb is that what I didn't say.

So you should already have known. Is it? Okay. Abusive partner.

I'm the master of the election. When I said Putin didn't interfere with our elections, I really meant to say that he did. This is why we keep you gagged on our show. So you don't say anything.

And that's really the best way for him to be gagged. You know, I mean, the other stuff, maybe kissing Putin, maybe getting a spanking from Stormy Daniels. Well, he'd like to be gagged. He'd like to be gagged.

You think so? Yeah. He'd be into being gagged. Well, you're a cougar, and he's much older than you.

So you wouldn't be into him, I guess. I wouldn't be into him. I don't even know if I'd make his cut off. Like I kind of look like I could have...

Oh, you would. You're hot to me at any time. You could be Stormy with, you know... Stormy's a lot younger than me.

She's 42, you know. She's 52. Oh, she's 52? Stormy?

I don't know. I don't know how... What's next month? Really?

We figure that the blow-up dog looks like Stormy. So in that sense, so do you. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we look a lot.

Oh, wow. It's skirt good. Oh, yeah. We have our...

Would you like some? Yeah, I wouldn't mind. Like... I can handle it on my mountain lion.

On your mountain lion? Feline friend. Wait a minute. On your mountain lion?

Is that a euphemism? Yeah. Something blue on your lip. Oh, I'm gonna have to get wet too.

Well, you know, there was a shooting today and it's terrible, you know, all the shootings that go on and how it has become... We're talking about normal.

What does normal mean? I think normal means it happens every day. So this is happening every day. So unfortunately, it's normal.

Now, that doesn't mean we like it or that we want to keep it that way. We want to change the normal. And this is one of the reasons

that we're here and we're queer and get used to it. Come on, come on. We're bonobo.

Yeah, get into your queer pride because a lot of you have some serious sexual secrets. You know, yeah, you do.

So, you know, tell your secrets to me. If you've got the money, you can afford that to talk to me privately. If not, you know, you can talk,

I don't know, on the show. You can call us tonight. 310-568-0066. If you are an incel or if you're feeling, you know,

panicked, give us a call. Let's talk. And shoot water guns, not real guns, right? Water guns.

They're just as much fun. I mean, you know, if you like that shooting feeling, go ahead, the water gun. And people will appreciate it,

especially you could shoot it right into a pussy and on a day like today, it'd be fine. We are keeping the pussies away from Trump, though. That's true.

Pussy grabbers. We're keeping them wet. Keeping them wet and away. Keep them wet.

Moist. That voice, the one saying wet and moist, belongs to the captain, Captain Max. Yes.

Hey, baby. There I am in my yacht. In your yacht. There he is.

There you are in your yacht. That's right. It's a mighty big magnum you got there, buddy. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Champagne for mimosas. Yes. So, so here we are.

So hello, cougar. Oh, hey. So how's the cougar life these days? You want to come sit up here for a sec?

If that's cool. No, it's very cool. I'll leave my cougar juice right here for me. Wait, just first model your outfit,

because we might be getting it off of you. Wait a minute. Cougar juice. Cougar juice.

Where's that? She's going to leave her cougar juice next to me. Leave it lying around. This is the best.

We could open up a cougar juice stand. That's a good idea. Like lemonade stand, except let's say cougar juice. Wow.

We've got boobs right away. Facebook camera, go away. Facebook camera. Oh, yeah.

It's okay. It's okay. We're happy. No, we love that.

We just can't have the whole thing. I'm not on Facebook, so. We have our own cameras. We have our own cameras.

And we're delighted to have you back. Thank you for taking care of my cougar juice. I'll keep your juice in my hand. Give me that little hand.

Do you like that stuff? I'll show a nipple just to keep you feeling. Yeah, also because I want to see. Yeah, all right.

Take it out. There it is. All right. You want to?

I don't know. Okay, so. I did want to ask you about how you're doing. Doing well.

I've been on the road doing a lot of comedy. I've been touring around Colorado, New Mexico, Arizona. Hey, there are people in. I met some really cool people in New Mexico.

Shout out to Robbie and Chaz. They hate Trump. Hey, shout out. These are young dudes.

Yeah, young dudes who hate Trump. Yeah, they have guns, but they hate Trump. Okay, you know, I'm not like. I mean, okay, I don't really like guns except the water pistols.

But I don't know. I don't know what to say about the guns. I'm not. I'm not going to say anything.

Well, depending on. So I think it's cool, you know, that they have guns and that they hate Trump. And hopefully they don't hate him because he's gay. They didn't bring that up.

Did I say that? They just said he's a dick. Okay, bad, bad, bad joke. I immediately have to walk that back and I lose my job at Disney and everything.

You look like Disney though. You look like Disney. I do. So do you actually.

We both look like Disney rejects. Yeah, right. Okay, so so you are doing like a comedy tour. Yeah.

I like the sexiest comedian. I think I've seen you. Depends what they like, you know, it's it's like I'm playing like very red. I wouldn't.

Yeah, red states. Let's, you know, a lot of red states and before you go on stage. You're red meat to red states. Rare.

Very rare. You are. You know, it's a weird feeling. Oh, yeah.

It's a, you know, I have a crush on you. You know, I love you. I want to wrap my little psychedelic whip around you. Is that like a thing you put on my nipples?

Like a magic wand or something? I've had that. No, not that. Cattle prods.

We could probably hot wire it. There ain't cattle prods here. We can do it. We can do it.

Hot wire it. So auto trader. You stand up and tell jokes. Yeah.

I do like sets on the road and it has become weird in that now that you're on the road, like whoever your point of contact is at the gig, they're always like, Hey, you're not too political are you? Don't get too political.

Oh, right, right. That's why I couldn't do the road. They didn't use, it didn't use to be like that. Nobody used to like sort of check in.

Well, they're afraid of a shooting. I don't know. They're afraid of contention. There's a lot of conflict and contention.

And, you know, I know, I imagine you have liberal to left progressive politics. And I admire you for taking your very bonobo approach to life into, you know, the red states. Yeah, I'm not.

I mean, they accept me a lot in a lot of ways because, you know, I have jokes. I'm polite and I have toured for the military. And even if... Well, that I hate you for.

No, I'm not. Well, it's good audiences. It's okay. It's okay.

It's okay. It's cool. They're just the troops. Let me lick it.

And I know that a lot of them are there because there are no jobs, even though there's a lot of high economy stuff that's mostly for the, you know, stockbrokers. For real people, it's hard to get a good job and the military offers that. I ran into guys like that.

The guys I was sleeping with when I was touring for the troops, like the guys I hooked up with, they were dudes who were like divorced and they, oh, this is cooler than a top. Well, you can hook up with a hot guy in a very good shape. Yeah.

And then you're leaving the next day. It's not too complicated. Right. You're sticking it in your fucking mouth.

So you're... Exactly. You're going strong in your cougar... Touring.

In the detour. And about how often do you find a guy like a cub that you want? It has been the worst year for dating. Even with all these young guys with, you know, muscles and...

It's been a little hard in the past. Boredness down there in the red states. Not the gigs I'm getting. Like, the gigs are like, like, Loughlin.

They're like dudes who spend a lot of time on meth and gamblers and just like really weight shoot-up. Oh, yeah. By life.

Yeah, a lot of, you know, my enabling days are over. Yeah. Women. Yeah.

There are some women on the road who come up and talk to me and I can tell there's like maybe some kind of mutual attraction, but then they never buy me drinks. And I'm like, you know... Women.

Women. You already got me one drink tonight, so you're kicking their ass. I'm getting you the drinks. It is your bar.

It is your bar. It is your bar. I got two girlfriends. She's getting you.

I mean, you know, we're all getting you the drinks. This is a communal situation. She's, yeah, it's Polly, right? That's the noble way.

Her name is Polly. But I know you're into guys. You're into young, hot, horny guys. And my girl, there are so many young, hot, horny guys out there in the blue states,

in the red states, in every purple state that would just... I mean, really, this is the dream come true. I guess my question is what do you think about hot, horny, older guys? Uh-oh.

He's not talking about himself. No, not myself. Asking for a friend. Asking for a friend.

And he's not talking about me. She's not talking about me. It's Max. They're cool.

It's Max as well. No, Max is definitely hot. I love the name Max too. I love the name Max.

Max describes a lot more than you see. This sounds like we have a fun evening for you that will make up for your bad year. It's a good year professionally. It's just sexually.

All I've been doing is having sex for porn. Do you do adult videos? Yeah, I do porn. I do porn.

I've been like brass or something. Yeah. You both look familiar to me. Yeah, yeah.

We should all do some content together. So are you like completely straight? No, that's cool. Children of sex.

Don't all talk at once. One proposition at a time. All the time. You host twice a week.

You are the host. My friend Katie performs there a lot. Katie Burton. Katie Burton is a really good buddy of mine too.

She's amazing. We have inside jokes. I love that girl. We just discovered we have a really cool mutual friend.

Shout out to Katie Burton. Hey, Katie. Hey, Katie. Oh, she's cute.

We should get her on here. We should. Let's get her on here. Katie, we want you.

We want Katie. Katie Burton. Tim Burton's daughter. And I do find more and more porn people, I guess you could say, are having their sex

during porn. It's been like that. I think there's a lot of, whether you are a pro-Trump person or anti-Trump, there is a lot of post-Trump sex disorder.

There are pro-Trump people in porn, and that's kind of weird, but it's okay. Well, if you're in porn, at least you're having some sex. Yeah. And that's good.

You're approaching. I'm talking about normal people are having. The civilians, yeah. The civilians.

It's tough. It is weirder for dating. Good for you getting out there for yourselves, keeping your mojo in gear and in practice, because use it or lose it.

Really. That's what sex is about, folks. I mean, it's all very good to have your periods of celibacy be a virgin until you get blessed by Jesus, but if you don't use it, you kind of lose it.

You know, nature kind of goes, well, I guess you don't want to have sex anymore. Okay. We'll just let this atrophy. Yeah.

Yeah. So it's good you're using it, and more people need to. I feel like there's, I mean, that's another reason why I present the Trump-Putin bromance. It's just to put some sex.

Yeah, they can do it. You can inject something into this presidency. This president, I mean, not that he, but I mean, he's having sex, of course, but I guess I wanted to be positive.

This would be his first experience having consensual sex. Right, exactly. That's right. Certainly the wives aren't really consenting unless you, you know, just think of them as

sex workers, and then I guess they are. And although now Melania now has a perfect precedent to say, I really meant I don't. She really don't care. Well, she doesn't care.

Well, no, but she did. When she stood up there, she said, I do. She said, I really mean I do care. I know.

When she stood up there and they got married, she said, I do. Oh, oh, you got married. I thought you meant the shirt. No, no, no, no, no, no.

That ugly jacket. I know. She'd go all the way back to let's nullify this thing. The problem is this is just all a mass hypnosis of us to stupidify us.

Yeah, you know, he's really good at that. It's like you don't know what's did or didn't. Right. And unfortunately it's a distraction because when we look at all of this crap and you

look at what happened in Congress the next day, our buddy Pence is he's running the real game. Oh, yeah. And this is all sneaky.

And he's the one who's really having sex with Putin. I mean, like in reality. Probably. Look at that finger.

That's his, that's his, you know, tushy finger. It's just a piece of finger. Yeah. Okay.

So we're all going to hell. Aren't you hot in this thing? Is this what your, your, your friend or your admirer, I should say your submissive on Twitter got you?

Oh, no. Okay. I didn't wear that because I really wanted to wear like this, you know, crazy feline friend get up.

But somebody did get me something on Twitter to wear. Actually, I'll probably post some pictures of it tomorrow, but he did. But yeah, I decided to just kind of, you know, have my period to have your period. Oh, I decided.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. That's how it works.

Yeah. Republicans know that that's how women we can control that thing. Oh, yeah. Oh, hey.

I wouldn't mind a little of that. Shooting for Putin. Shooting for Putin. Shooting for Putin.

Why hasn't anyone done that picture? Yeah. Shooting for Putin. This is going to go on all year.

It is. It's been going on. It's been going on. Not in my hair.

Okay. Now you. I mean, they have to be, even if they haven't had sex, they have to be thinking about having sex with each other now because of all the pictures.

Through life. Yeah. What they're actually thinking about is how to break up the last resources of the world.

Yes. Well, there's China. Among their families. There's China.

There's Russia. And there's America. And we're out of water. We're out of oil.

We're out of a lot of things. So these little motherfuckers who represent the wealthiest families. Oh, yeah, get them back. You know, these are Nazis who are taking away our shit.

Okay. And that's not nice. And we may be snowflakes, but you know what? There's billions of us.

And we're going to pour on your show. We are the 99.99%. 1%. And, you know, the .001% is trying to keep it for themselves

and destroy Mother Earth in the process. Yeah. There's a lot of jokes except they're taking away our rights left and right.

The Supreme Court, the federal judiciary, the FBI. The other day they said that, you know, there's no one criticizing me anymore. We got rid of all of those FBI agents.

And of course, they're really going after sex workers. I mean, SESTA, FOSTA. And by the way, all you folks who might believe that SESTA, FOSTA is really helpful to so-called trafficked sex

workers. There is a special, it's not at all, but actually it's really, really bad because there's a special court in New York and probably in all kinds of places.

And most states, too. Where they bring in the sex workers. And supposedly they're going to help you because you're trafficked.

And guess what? Guess who's waiting in that court dressed in plain clothes? Cops.

Ice. Ice. Ice. It's not true.

I'm the director of SWAV, which is sex worker after these projects of like, yeah, LA and like United States. So you guys need to like help on that. I'm here.

You're here. All right. Well, every day they've got ice going to these courts. It's not ice.

The problem is the U.S. government and the Congress, they will not like support us. Well, it is ice, though.

It's all different. It's ice if they're not born in America, you could say. These fucking Nazis have kids going to court that

are two months old. Too well, yeah. I guess two months, yeah. Okay.

And four years old in these courts teach the children. Let's just whack him. Well, yeah, one of the reasons I'm not getting

late anymore is also because crisis casual encounters is gone, you know, for the trafficking. That's what I had a whole show based on

meeting people of crisis casual encounters. So that's that was what you talked about last time you were here. And that has been gone for the past several

months. So it's all in Switzerland now. It's great sites. Really?

There's only casual encounters in Switzerland. Oh, Eros or? No, no, no. These are brand new.

Oh, cool. I'd be interested to hear about that. Yeah, it's made it harder. Oh, and then there's a new site called

Twitter. Yeah, that's in Switzerland. That's the one. Okay.

Sex worker Twitter. Sex worker Twitter. That's interesting. Sex worker friendly Twitter.

But of course it's still not big enough. They haven't found it. Right. Wait till they do.

Anyway, you know, we're here. We're on the edge of the Trump apocalypse. And it's not just him.

It's a lot of fucked up people. And we just have to try to be bonobo. And we've got some great

bonobo guests right here in bonoboville. And let's see. We have a little bit of time.

I think we should celebrate. Yeah, celebrate. And have a little bonoboville communion.

Sounds good. We didn't even get to that last time. We were too busy.

So a little bit more leisurely. Why not? Would you like to partake? Or would you like, did you partake

last time? I do remember partaking last time with Ikkor. Yeah.

Ikkor. Well, we might forgive you for mispronouncing his name. Oh, sorry about that.

He was cute. Ikkor. I saw him wandering around here. He's here.

He's here. Oh, cool, cool, cool. He's cool. He's a cool guy.

Ikkor. Ikkor, it's holy communion time. Ikkor, you've been called out. By your wrong name.

By your wrong name. Say my name, say my name. I tried. This young lady would like you to

drink something off of her breasts. Hi. Is that all right with you? I think you can handle it.

Could you handle that? He's not about that life. Communion. Ikkor doesn't drink a lot.

He does other things. Obviously, it works out. But he'll do it in this case. Nice to see you.

Yeah. You got to have a microphone, though, Ikkor. Yeah. Ikkor the wolf.

Nice to see you. I'll give you an easy way to remember his name. His other name is Rocky. So it's Ikkor spelled backwards.

Oh, that's cool. Yeah. All right. So you remember Sally?

Yes, I do. Nice to see you. Oh. Yeah.

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Kuga in the wolf. Yeah. Kuga in the wolf.

Running. Exactly. Kuga in the wolf here. All right.

Well, her altar is already. Look at that. So what am I doing here? Well, you're going to do communion.

Okay. I'm going to do a little communion. Give me drunk, call. Give me drunk, call.

I'm going to get you drunk. Actually, yeah. I'll do it. I'll do it.

Glass. Yeah. Okay. Okay. That's it. That's it. Thank you, Doc. I don't want to get him too drunk, but it is green like the green cross. All right. So, as we said, this is the womb room cathedral of the little church of Bonoboville. And tonight we have the lovely Sally Mullins as our altar girl. And E.Core will be the recipient of Communion. He will receive Communion. I think last time you took Communion from his chest or something.

Yes. So, this time she is. So, I'm going to hold this microphone. So, first you actually, here, let me just, oh, you want to take Communion too, I see. I saw you zero it in on that nip there. I saw it. She's pouring it in on your nipple. Okay. So, here, I'll hold this. You're helpless. You just put your hands down. So, should I get on the floor? Well, you could just lean over and do the nipple thing and then you get on the floor. Except, you know what? I think it would be really sexier if you did it without your shirt on.

Can you help him take his shirt off? Can you help him take it off? Yeah, he always needs help with that. I don't know how he does it at home. But here, he always needs help. Oh, because there's two layers. I don't know that he needs help, but he requests help. Well, nice shirt. Yeah, nice shirt, huh? Yeah, it's the Nobleville shirt. We will take off the fuck buddy beater. Fuck buddy beater. That's a good one. I like that too. All right, so here we are. That's the altar time.

So, we lick the altar first. Just in case. What side do you want to? What side do you want to? The bigger, the bigger tip. Oh, the bigger tip. That's really cute. I mean, every woman has one tip bigger different than the other. Okay, and now we get the salt. It's the same for balls, by the way. It is. One's bigger and one's smaller. Yeah, it's a little more subtle, though, with the balls. As we get older, it's less subtle.

All right, now one more lick for the salty side of godliness. This is our religious ritual for people who are not religious, right? Very good. And now we will waterboard you. You get down between her legs and you spread them and put those big arms on either side of her legs. That's kind of sexy. You want to put them or put the legs on either side of his arms. I don't know, something.

Okay, and now lean back. Lean back. Oh, you have salt on your head. Okay, and now here we go. And Ecor got waterboarded. Now he's drunk. All right. Hey, I love it. It's a lightweight. Don't take advantage of me. Yeah, all right. Nobody would ever do that here, Ecor. We respect you too much. Thank you very much.

See, there's motorboarding and then there's waterboarding. That's right. I've never been motor-boated or whatever they call it. Yeah, it's never happened. It's not motorboarding. Whatever it is, it's not happened. However you say it, I haven't felt it. Did you hear that? That was a request. More like a Ron Jeremy type of thing right there.

He's more motor-boated. Yeah, but he's not here and you're right there. And we're glad he's not here. Yeah, yeah. I don't know if that's Ecor's thing. I'm not sure. It's not. No, I think he likes being right between your legs. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, yeah. He's like, I don't want to make those noises. He's an artist.

I get it. All right, let's hear it for Ecor the wolf and Sally the cougar. This is a meeting of the, you know, non-human animals, which is great. We love non-human animals, really. We started this show talking about dogs and now we're moving on to cougars and wolves. I don't know.

Oh, my. Getting wild. All right. So how much time do we have, brothers and sisters, of my tech department? Seven minutes. Seven minutes. Ten. Oh, can I get Mimosa up here?

Oh, Mimosa. Let me get Mimosa up here. I mean, you can just move over. Mimosa. You don't want to disconnect from the Ecor too soon. Oh, no. Yeah. You're in a good space. I know. I hate to have to move people on when they're in such a good space.

You could go here or here, but Mimosa is going to go here and Sally got the seat warm for you so you can have your thing back here. And so how are you doing? I love your hair and you have to talk. I'm doing really well.

And you know what? I have to give you a spanking for not talking on the microphone and is Facebook watching? Yeah. Okay. Well, you know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

She keeps it tight. You don't know. Facebook is just watching in the mirror. Okay. Okay. This is such a nice thick, luscious ass.

Oh, yeah. The bots can't tell anything. All right. I got that out of my system. But if you commit another infraction, I get to do that again.

Yes. Yes. So I love your hair. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. What have you been up to since we saw you?

My goodness. What have I been doing? I went to Vegas to have some fun. And that was exciting. Can't imagine that.

Did people do that in Vegas? I bet you were working. Yeah. I wanted to be working. But then I was like, you know what?

I think I'll just hang out. Oh, okay. Yeah. I went with some friends I don't normally go with. Do you like gambling? I don't do it a lot. I did it once.

And I won a lot. And then I lost. And I was like, I guess that's it. So I tried a little. But I ended up losing.

It was just like 40 bucks. And I'm like, I lose. I walk away. What fun is that? Yeah. Yeah.

I did a little psychedelics. Oh, well, there you go. Okay. You could be in North Dakota and be fine.

We got six and a half minutes. Tell us all about it. No, no, don't take six and a half minutes, please. And then there's a real cool hotel over there.

That has like a topless pool. And I really like to hang out. Let's hang out at a topless pool. Yeah. It's the artisan hotel.

Can you hang out? Like you're at a topless pool right now. That's your cue. Take your tits out.

Oh, wow. Topless pool. And let's see. You want some?

Yes. Oh, yeah, baby. Okay. So you're hanging out at a topless pool.

Yeah. And did you get any action? Yes, I did get some action. We ended up like doing a bunch of psychedelics.

And then everybody went back to the room and just Just stayed fresh. Got psychedelics. Yeah.

So that was really wonderful. And then the day after we just sort of spent laying around hanging out and then we had a really lovely lunch. We saw Mariah Carey.

Samurai. Perform. Oh, Mariah Carey. Oh, Mariah Carey.

Mariah Carey. We thought this was somebody named Samurai Carey. Samurai Carey. No, yeah.

We saw Mariah Carey and it was wonderful. So we're drinking mimosas because of you, even though you're not drinking mimosas. I like to have one at the end of the show to celebrate.

But I should have someone take communion from you and have a mimosa. Yeah. Would you like to take communion?

I don't know. Would you? Whoever. I'm down.

You're down? You want to take your guest. Okay. When Sally met mimosa.

Okay. No, first you lick the boob. Lick the boob. Okay.

And then where's my salt? What's my shot? Here is Sally Booger licking mimosa. The kinkster.

How's she doing? Great. She's good at it. This cougar knows how to laugh a couple of things.

Yeah. Very good. Wow. So here is the salt now.

It's salty time. Now you lick the salty. Lick it again. No, no, no.

You lick it again. I think she already had her communion. Okay. All right.

Very nice. See, it's salty now. Which is, I'm just getting it off of your dress. So it doesn't look like you've got dandruff.

Okay. And now you get between her legs. I know that's what you've been trying to do. Okay, here we go.

Between the legs. And what should we give you? Maybe we should give you some mimosa. Since you're doing it with mimosa.

Yeah. That's what we're going to do. Okay. Okay.

There's a double communion going on right now. It's really exciting. Okay. Wow.

She's eating. Okay. You have to let her do her communion now. Miss Phoenix.

She is hungry. Maybe she's going to make you lactate. Yeah. Yeah.

All right then. And there's no microphone there. Okay. Well, here, now you lean back.

Here, let me hold this. We don't need a microphone now actually. There's no microphone. Except to hear her guzzling.

So, here we go. Waterboarding. Bonobo style. Yeah.

Yeah. Waterboarding. Okay, okay. Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. Well. So, we had a little waterboarding now. And Phoenix is in a trance, I think.

I think you've transified her. Sorry. But you just got your waterboarding. Where's your microphone?

There it is. Now you need your microphone. All right. How you doing?

I got my shit together. Okay. How many minutes? Five minutes.

Five minutes. Oh yeah, you like that. We got five more. Okay, turn the music down.

I don't know whose music that is. Essential. It's my music. Okay.

Is that your music? This is like, this is hot for me. This is hot for you. It's totally worth it.

It's hot for everybody right now. Yeah, we're digging it. What is happening? Keep it wet.

Oh, here we go again. This happened at the bar earlier. What happened? Things.

Things are happening at the bar? Are you being just... I like how he's keeping it vague. Can I give her a smack on the ass?

A lot of people know me from my spanking. Yeah, give her a good smack. Oh, sorry. That's a better one.

And whack. Nice. You've got a great butt. You should do some spanking fetish. Both of you girls.

She watches you every week? She... Did I just get you in the head? No.

Maybe in my ears. I didn't feel it. They're not my real ears. Well, brothers and sisters,

lovers and sinners, we are spanking away with Goddess Phoenix's neon whip. And we've been doing

the Nobleville Communion with the cougar and the kinkster. Sally Mullen

and Mimosa. And we have Professor Oni. Where's your saxophone?

It's in the other room. Bring it out after the break. Now that's a smack. He's giving it

that manly smack right there. Oh, wow. I see how he became a professor. Oh, yeah. Smacking his students.

Right. Traditional discipline. Just a little. Is that what you call traditional?

Collegiate. Corporal punishment, I think it's called. CP. It's for the corporals.

You're doing too much on one cheek there. Balance, balance. Alright. Okay.

So, I think we're about ready for our break. Okay. So, we're going to

just go pee-pee because we don't have a human Trump to pee on tonight. Well, we do that.

We give him golden showers. I've seen it, yes. I want to come be a Russian hooker on this show. Well, actually, August 4th.

We're going to have the Russian hooker pee party. With Trump. On the floor.

Who plays Trump? We can't say. Special guest. It's a secret identity.

He actually has a job for a kind of almost government agency. Mike Pence.

Almost government agency. Yeah, baby. That was Trump's biggest feature.

Jeff Sessions, that would be a good one. Yeah, that would be a good one. That might be the only thing I really like Trump for is firing Jeff Sessions

because he's pretty awful. I don't know. There's so many awful people. Anyway,

we're trying to love everybody here. We're trying to practice the Bonobo way. Love them through urine. Love them through whatever means we can use

that is not totally distasteful and that perhaps will save our society from the imminent destruction that we are

hurtling towards. So we're here doing that and we are Professor Oni, Sally Mullen and

Mimosa, Phoenix is wandering around but she will be back and we will be back. So don't come yet and don't go away.

We'll be right back. I'll also be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called

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Whoops, between my legs. Yes. Shoot water guns. Not real guns.

That's my silly little motto. And it means so much more than water pistols.

But at the same time, water pistols are really fun. And, you know, incredibly

necessary on a hot night when you don't want to run the air conditioning which uses up electricity all over your neighborhood.

So it's good to, you know, keep your fan on and spray each other with water pistols.

Yeah, you could, you know, kind of take a big mouth full of champagne. Squirt it at each other.

Or you could make your lady squirt or your man, but a man squirting doesn't really cool you off. Now, I think that lady squirting

can, if she squirts like some people I know, shout out to Dumay. I just want to shout out

the maker of the Russian flag who is also our graphic designer of Speakeasy

Journal magazine. And that is Clemmie Cockatoo. Clemmie.

Where's Clemmie? The top Oh, yes! Yeah, baby.

And I asked for Russian flag. I got a Russian flag. Okay. Come on.

Stand by your art piece. Ask first. Actually, show it up there. It's on the wall. Left-hand side.

There's the magazine. We have it right here, actually. Right up there. Yeah, let's

we have the cover right here. Professor Oni got one for himself and one for his daughter.

How old is your daughter? My daughter is 20. When she was about 16 Twitter said

hey, young lady, you should follow this guy Professor Oni. And she contacted me and she said hey, Twitter said I should follow you.

And I said wait a couple of years and then she did. And we have a great relationship because we have a very open conversation

about sex and relationships and being a healthy person. So she, I thought

she should know about splashing and she should know about bonobos and she should know about Dr. Suzy.

So I said well, let's get her a magazine. Alright. And she should know that it's good to support the arts and it's good to support publishing.

And you're a cool dad. And I'm a cool dad. I stopped getting invited to the birthday parties

as my ex-wife got less cool and I got more cool. There were conversations apparently

by the... If there becomes a point of contention Speakeasy Journal could become exhibit A. Yeah, but she's over 18

now so it's all good. It is good. You know. But me...

Who's switching back there? Switching. Switches. Switches are hard workers.

Yes, thank you. So, who is switching? I don't know. We see our tech department

they have secrets. Right. So, yeah. Speakeasy Journal is out

and we are collecting images and stuff for our next

issue which is going to be spanking. For adults only. Please

I would love to give you guys some literature amazing photos. Claire Fonda is my spanking persona.

I got into that in Do you spank or get spanked? Both switches are hard workers like I just said.

Mainly spanking usually playing the mom or the teacher. Well, the thing about this magazine because

it's the Bonoboville magazine is we're using pictures from the shows. So, we would love

to have you in the magazine so perhaps you will... That would be cool.

Let's take some pictures. I think there's some ladies who could use a spanking and it might be the best thing for them.

I would agree with that. We can give them some parental guidance. We will be I'll be your daddy.

She can be your mommy. Mommy is going to spank you. By the way, I just so you know out there those of you

who would like to say that you know this is all very nasty that not her real mommy or daddy.

This is role play. In porn we have to say step mom or step dad. No step brother.

This is wrong step brother. Why does that make it any better? Exactly. For the credit card companies.

They won't pay for incest but they'll pay for fake step incest. Step incest. So it's all about the genealogy.

Yeah. Or if you do granny porn like I do there's only no step grandma

so you just have to do a long winded explanation of how he's not your real grandson. It just has to happen in the beginning. He's the gardener.

He's the gardener. I have something to tell you. And then after that you could say no to mom and dad

but in the very beginning of it you have to establish like you're my step-dad This is so wrong. No wait we're steps brother.

It's okay now. I think you have two kids. Yes we do.

Yes these are the Mimosa and Phoenix are going to be. Yeah we threw a party when you guys were on vacation. Naughty children.

That's a good scenario. We just got home from the the game. Yeah and we're really trying to clean up

our mess here. Who put the gum on the There we go. So I'm going to be the fairy god mother.

Only appears at times. Who drank all my whiskey. These kids are very very bad

and I don't know what they did. Do you know what they did? I know what they did. We got home.

Clean up this gum on the carpet. There's gum on the carpet. That's a bad thing. The gum on the carpet.

What is happening? What's happening is we just got home They're doing a role play. There's gum on the carpet.

All the whiskey's gone. She's drunk. She's on psychedelics. Whatever the hell they are.

We have to spank these. Whenever people are faced down on a carpet like this it's not a good sign. It's not a good sign. Now they're kissing.

You two are stepsisters. This is not appropriate. I think that's awesome. But it's not illegal.

I know. Key word step. So we're going to teach you two a lesson. I love lessons.

Don't be a wise guy. I love to learn. I guess you could put somebody in some sort of bondage.

I could. Yeah, if I could tie a knot I would. Yeah, well here. I was a Boy Scout way back when

and I used to be in the Navy so you have the tattoos so I guess I can do some knots. Please hard her.

You're wiggling too much. I have to tie you up. My daughter's twerking. You really feel old when your daughter's

twerking when you're spanking her. She's actually quite good at it. Discipline being effective when your daughter's twerking. But look, she gets so red.

I bruise really easily and I get really red. Because you're olive. That's how it works. The olive trees bruise.

Well, this is quite a perverted little family my guests have created out of there.

Daddy is tying up stepdaughter. Uh oh. Yeah, you know, it happens. Uh oh.

Well, it looks like daughter and stepmom are kissing across the other daughter as we

have spanking in the household. This is why we have

a problem in our society. They have the American family. Oh, may I please just say don't spank your children.

Don't. Just don't. This is happening. Not even if they ask you to.

Definitely spank your fake kids in porn. Yeah. Only consensual

adults should where there are no neighbors get these spankings.

Oh yeah. Okay, what is going on here? Oh, this is that predicament fondant.

Well, I was wondering what professor's thing was and now I think we know. Wow. One of my things.

Okay, so now. What about mom? She wants to be involved. We'll get to mom in a minute.

We have predicament fondant here with professor Oni as the dad and here's mom

drinking. Sally Mullen the cute cougar is drunk. Having a drink in between spanking.

Uh-oh. This is so wrong. It is. So right.

Because it's just a game. It's just a bonobo play time. We're almost as messed up as Trump's family. I mean in real life.

Oh yeah. They don't do just role play there. They got it really going on. And daughter is still twerking

in most of the daughter. Oh, and the other daughter is gaining traction kissing mommy. That's what you call sucking up to mom.

Yeah. Mommy's favorite. I don't know that this butt is amazing. All right.

Wow. We're doing more. Okay. One more little tie up

for the professor the master of kimbaku bondage. I don't know.

I just reached a point where I felt like my daughters were getting all these tensions. Are you okay Phoenix?

Is everybody all right? He was a great dad but he forgot the woman he married. That's right.

What's going on here with dad? That's right. And here we have it. Okay. So can we have a little spanking right now

on both of your parts? Yes. We're going to have it going on all at the same time and maybe we'll have

and turn so that your face gets in here. Yeah, you know how to do it. I'll take your thing on here. Little kissing

and I am the fairy godmother of spanking. Thank you much. Yes, yes indeed.

And we are the perverted family of spankers. Never do this in your real family.

Says the fairy godmother of spanking. But it's so much fun and therapeutic.

Yes, psychodrama to do it with your consensual adult fake family.

And let's hear it for the fake family of Sally Mullen. And Mimosa

and Phoenix Dawn and Professor Oni who is now going to release these

lovely participants from his special bondage. Yes.

Beautiful. And here we are. Can we have another hand while we're tying, untying.

Now comes the untying and I thought that was kind of magnificent.

That was a cute little spanking of bondage. That was. That definitely counts.

So grab your mics. How are you kids doing? Oh, you are naughty. I'm going to get you for talking

off the microphone. She's a little disoriented. Spanking and twerking. Okay, so how was that?

It was wonderful. Did she spank you well? She spanked me very well. Oh, okay.

Mom looks proud right now. And Phoenix, how are you doing? Good job, honey. Again?

I think you learned all that. I think we did. I had an amazing time. Now it's our turn.

That was great. Hey, that dad has a nose ring. It's a pretty cool fan. Right?

And those aren't his only piercings. That's hot. You keep talking about those. Do you want to show us?

Do I want to show you? Do you want to show us? Take it out. It's not as interesting as it used to be.

I'm sure it's very interesting. I lost one of them. We're very interested. You're leaving soon.

We better see your cock. Not forever. He's just going to Florida. Where in Florida?

Facebook cannot look at this. He has to be confident. And Mike Zuckerberg will turn to stone. Dang, that's crazy.

Oh, my God. Oh, cool. It's got balls. Now, I know why you talk about balls.

Where is the microphone? You guys, it's not Mr. Microphone. And he looks like he's wired.

How are you doing? These are the wrecking balls, I call them. Now I know what the wrecking balls are. I want a picture with them.

There used to be a Prince Albert there. But my body decided, fuck you, I don't like this anymore. So now I have what's called a

Subcision. Oh, wow. That's like my ear. What is it?

It's called a Subcision. A Subcision, where is it? Oh, wow. Yikes.

Hi, Mr. Bill. Okay, here, here. Let me get a picture. Hi, Mr. Bill.

There you have it. So anyway, the interesting thing about these is that they are positioned specifically to

stimulate the G-spot. That's wild. Wow. But there's so many of them.

Nobody has that many G-spots. I know, right? Depending on how I'm going. If I go sideways or up or down.

Oh, they'll always hit you. You've got enough of them. That's very cool. And do you wear them all the time?

Yeah, I do. Well, this tissue will shrink up really quickly if you take them out. So I wear these all the time.

The PA I used to wear most of the time. And it was fun at the airport when I had the big, heavy one.

But anyway, that's what it is. That's what it is. Here it is. Right, right.

I missed that story. Did you show your wrecking balls? So at one point

I had this piercing called the Prince Albert. Right. And it was a half inch gauge steel.

So it was really big. Trump is very interested. So I'd go to the airport and I'd go through the thing and I'd get this big box

right there. And they'd go, what's in your pocket? What's in the box? And they'd go, what are you talking about?

And in Long Beach, I would say I have a large Prince Albert and they would feel it. And they'd say, there's a lot of gay guys in Long Beach.

In LAX, they couldn't figure it out. So I'd always end up in the room. And I'd take my pants down and they'd go, oh, you can go.

Yeah. So it was a lot of fun. And I had a hashtag on Twitter, TSAhandijay.

But since the big one fell out it's just not enough to make it go off. Really? So what I'm going to probably do is pierce

horizontally through. You want it to go on. This has become a fetish of yours. So on that picture there

there's actually something called an Apollon, which is the horizontal version of what I have. I want to do one of those so that I can

re-close it. And then once that heals, I'll be able to put another big PA in there. And then eventually have...

I've always wondered, because everybody complains about them searching. But some people really like it and actually will go out of their way.

I once was in... I had a stop through Kansas. And the poor white young kid

who had to do this was the only male around. And he says, what's going on there? And I said, I have three large pieces of steel

through the end of my penis. Oh, you just love telling that. Oh, this is hot. And he was like...

I said, he says, I'm going to have to pat you down. And I said, okay. And he started patting me down. And he had to do the back of the hand.

And he was so afraid, the fear in his eyes gave me a boner. And he just had to keep going further down my leg. That's pretty hot.

I don't know if we should use that as a pull quote. The fear in his eyes gave me a boner. That doesn't sound very good in the Me Too

era. Well, I told him ahead of time. I know you did. It's his own fault. It's his own fault.

It's the fault of of our society. I could go into a lot of fault there. But it's created a

balance. But it's created a fetish for you. You didn't have this before. No, but it's interesting.

It makes my penis somewhat interesting. Definitely an interesting one. All right. Yeah.

It's an interesting penis. So, actually, Sally, you're going to be doing a new show soon? I'm having a new show.

Let me trade seats with you so you can tell us about your show. Oh, okay. You've got to be in the big spot. The big chair.

That's a big chair. Oh, yeah. Echor, get ready for the grand finale. We've got some bad girls

that need to express themselves. Oh, yeah. Echor is really good for those grand finales. I like him. I like him for more than just the finale.

You like the foreplay, too. Beautiful 11. It's nice that he was here. All right, my new show.

Your new show is called Get Your Wits About You Now. Cooking for Pussy. Yeah.

It's a cooking show with a dash of sex. Uh-huh. And I'm going to be recruiting guys age 21

to 1,000. Wow. Vampires welcome. You could make it on here.

It's about being a good cook. Yes. You cook for me. We film you cooking.

I have sex with you. The show is on YouTube. It's not pornography. I'm not filming the nudity.

I'm not filming the sex. It's more like an interview and a cooking show. With a dash of sex. But you really have sex.

And you never film the sex? If they want to film the sex, that's a whole different story. Clips for sale, girl.

Clips for sale. I'll sell it on Clipperama. If you want to send me a clip. Sounds good.

I'll send you a clip. For that. For the magazine, we are strictly show.

But we're whores with clips for sale. Are we whores or we piss? Clips for sale is fun. But we have our own clip.

Clipperama. Ecore. All casual. All casual.

Well, we took a shirt off. We did take his clothes off. We took a shirt off. We took a shirt off.

We took a shirt off. We took a shirt off. So, I mean, I forgot that,

and whether we should have we are one or she bad. Because, really, in a way, our society needs to hear we are one.

But I want to hear she bad. I want to see the girls wiggling around. It would lift my spirits.

I would playing to say. We are one. Can we do a mash-up? If you can do that.

Can you do a mash-up? Start with we are one, and then go into She-Bat. Yay! You have to give him back his microphone though.

Have you won it out? No, we can give you one. Okay, so you hear that back there? We're going to start with we are one.

Just give him one verse. And do one verse. And then we'll go in. He doesn't want to lose his audience.

He only wants to do one verse. Or maybe a voice. But anyway, are you ready? Nipples out.

Nipples out. Boys too. Nipples out. Nipples out.

Nipples out. So that's what we're going to be at out there. Bonoboville. I'm going to say bonoboville.

Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Like the block speaks a lot of politics and political

righteousness, I should say. Some good word for your political righteousness. Wow, it sounds all biblical. Yeah, there it is.

So most definitely we are one. You know what I mean? It's a different race of people in here. But we are a dehuman race. So we are one.

All of y'all watching out there, just know that we are unified. We are the people. We are one. Hard to think that way

when you've got murder in mayhem and Trump's, you know, public disgrace of America.

But we are one. No matter what. So all that racism shit that's like, what are y'all doing?

That's a lot of energy you wasting. You wasting a lot of energy on some good shit that could be happening for you. You know?

So, but it's your loss. Anyway, we're going to keep moving for the ones that's enlightened. We're going to keep it moving.

So throw the ones up y'all out there on y'all couches out there wherever y'all are watching on your social media if you're on your tablets, computers, your phones, wherever. We are one.

Throw it up. Give me that volume now. Let me get some of that volume. I'm ready whenever y'all are. Hey, the creator.

I got sexiness as a woman. You know what I mean? Yeah. See, I'm here for the world.

I'm here for the world. I'm on your comment coming through. You know what I mean? One day I'm going to be here.

Let's hear it now. And I won't stop giving the props. Throwing the beats and showing my love and all of your love. That's what I'm all about.

Now that wolf shout, I love y'all. Now let it trickle down, let it fall. Like the season, good peach don't need reason to be nice. That's for the souls whose cold is ice.

And I don't think twice I got so sick. You take six small steps to have your twill. My, my daddy elders raised me well. What you tell me was there too.

My humanity is going to take the melody. No competition. Two, five. We are one, y'all.

Throw the ones up, y'all. You and I. Together. In a twine.

Together. We storm as well. We are one. We are one.

We are one. Yeah. Yeah, let's turn it up now. Let's take it up a little now.

Yeah, take it on up, y'all. She bad y'all, y'all ready? We're going to need some volume. We're going to need some volume.

We're going to need some volume. We need some volume. Anytime you got to ask for volume. Okay, who's the twerkers in the crowd?

Can we get some volume on that? They need to hear it out here. My youngest daughter right here. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on, look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. That girl can go. She got me washing, lightweight, stalking. But in a smooth way, she make me stay damn.

Thick like jam, ten times down piece. Added up silver dollar, made me hop. What up, though? Just to make my presence known. I'm a whiff of rum and now I'm in your zone.

I'm gone by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing, make it bang. The whole room shaped from an ass quake. Damn, baby, you got that pop.

That steel to show, get low. Everybody on the floor, dudes be taking it. Why she shaking it? Back that thing up. Like, beep, beep, beep.

She bad, look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go.

Come on, look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, memosa go.

Un-bang. Everybody stop. And look at memosa pop. That thing bang.

Got them ready to spin some dope. Oh, we up in bonobos. Yeah, they show me love dub after dub. With a pretty lap dance. Clap hands with the man.

I don't even know, but this night the show. That deal, she ill. She said to keep your pills and strap on. Hold on real tight to these thighs and ride this thrill.

I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me. Let me have it. No static dub. That is one in the club, right? Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm fine.

She got it like that. She bad. Look how she... Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, thing makes them go. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Yeah, dub block and go. Don't stop. Cause you got me turnt by the way you. Pop in the way you. Pop it got me hot.

So don't stop. Go work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause everybody watching you do your thing.

Shake that thing. Make it bang. Bang. Bang. I'm so mesmerized. So hypnotized. By the way she shake her ass and thighs.

Gave me a rise. So I had to buy. More round. She put it down. But she kept me up all night. This chick. She pass. She the bomb. Yes.

She's time. Oh my. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Yeah. Cool girl is bad.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. They bang. He part of the world. Five from the noble build.

The doctor is the block show. She bad. Look how she move that side. Yeah. All these bad girls up here.

Woo. Ain't nothing wrong with being bad. She bad. I am so bad. I got one whip tied up at another one.

All right. So we are bad. And we are proud to be bad.

Because we know that when we're good, we're very good. But when we're bad, we're better. Show.

And that is Mae West. One of my idols. Me too. Yeah. Yeah, Mae West.

I kind of have a Mae Westy thing going on here. And I have some fabulous guests that I'm going to

just introduce one more time. Yeah. Starting off with Captain Max who is always the guest in my

room. Good evening all you revolutionaries. We are in a

psychological war. And we will win. Not yet.

Not yet. Harder show. Watch out. The Nazis are coming.

Coming. I wish they'd just be coming and not here. Anyway. Yeah.

Captain Max. We are here in the resistance. And we are shooting our water guns

and practicing the bonobo way of female empowerment and male well-being

and peace through pleasure and sharing resources.

Inclusivity. Not stealing resources. Oh, yeah. Bonobos might steal a little bit like

they're mischievous. But you leave. You don't steal a lot. A little bit of thievery

is kind of, I don't know, it kind of goes along with the private property concept. The thievery is not going to stop.

It's the level and the giving of the fruits of the thievery. And that's why I feel the bonobo way has potential

because they are just like us. They can be violent. They can steal. But they don't steal everything and they don't kill.

So we know we have that potential. It's just, I don't know. Well, that's a long story about

capitalism and agriculture. But just make like bonobos, not baboons.

Let me introduce my guests one more time. We've got Hello Cougar host. Cougar extraordinaire, Sally Mullen

follow her on Twitter. And she's great. Watch your new show.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. All right, thank you for joining us. Thanks for having me.

We have Ikkor the Wolf. Yeah. Rapmaster of Bonoboville.

And we have Mimosa who inspired our alcohol this evening. And has such an inspiring

ass. Can we hear it from Bonoboville? No, I know. Mimosa's ass is amazing.

Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle. See, that's why I had to have you sing She Bad. I had to see that ass. But it's great to have We Are One

Two because we're all shaken up over all the divisions. And of course my lovely ass producer,

you, you're next in line. Yeah. Yeah. Bad girl extraordinaire.

Phoenix Dawn. And Dr. Susan Block Institute Therapist. That's right. Our therapists

are bad. And Professor Oni. Professor Oni is going to be

leaving us physically. But we will be in touch through Cyberspace. And

he will be in Florida. We're in Florida. Fort Lauderdale. Good place.

All right. I think his mic's not working. His mic is out. I wish it was on.

There it is. So Fort Lauderdale. Oh, cool. But

Bonoboville is better. I'm sorry. It is. It is. And as I say, they make airplanes and I know how to get on them.

Yeah. Well, there it is. And here we are. And we're just about out of time.

So wherever you are, whether you're watching us in a mansion on a hill, you've got too much money.

Give some away. Or a cardboard box. Hang in there. Please, hang in there. We're going to help somehow.

And wherever you are, make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war.

Even with Russia. Yeah, make love with everybody. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. I love you. Yeah. You can talk to us.

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