Bday Bacchanalia 2013

Full transcript of Bday Bacchanalia 2013 on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web and now here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. Right? We are all born from sex.

Right before our birthday, about nine months, there's usually some sex. With all due respect to the virgin mother, no true human mother is a virgin. Unless it involves a Petri dish. We are all born of sperm and egg coitus until we start cloning ourselves.

We are all children of sex, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. Sex is what brings us into the world and sex is what motivates us to stick around for a little while. Praise the Lord and the Lady. Praise the power and the glory of sex.

It keeps you young. And you keep me young, brothers and sisters. At least you keep me from growing up. My awesome, ever-changing community of Bonoboville.

Thank you for joining me for my birthday. Yes, yes, yes. Many, many years ago, I won't say how many. I don't want to shock you. About five years ago.

I emerged. I'd like to say that I emerged from my mom's pussy, but I didn't. Because I was a cesarean. Yeah, maybe that's why I'm bisexual. I keep trying to find a pussy I can crawl into so I can come out of it.

Yeah. Can we turn that music down in my headphones? It's really loud and I feel like I have to yell. I feel like belly dancing. Yeah.

And well, it's what I feel like, right? It's your birthday. It's my birthday. It's your birthday on your left.

Birthdays are when everyone who has a birthday and everyone has a birthday, we all get to act like spoiled royalty. Absolutely. Whenever we have a birthday. Do it.

Of course I act like that all the time. Yes, and I am the fucking birthday girl. So I'm hoping there's going to be some fucking tonight for the fucking birthday girl. All right, so I think this needs something to put in it, right?

You heard that, man. Some bonobo, what do we have? Bonobo juice? Bonoboville juice, right? Christians too, not just Jews. Right, okay.

So how about those Jell-O shots? Yeah. We're going to have Bonoboville communion soon. And spanking, brothers and sisters, that's right.

That's right. That's what, isn't that what birthdays are all about? The spank for the first birthday. When you come out and the doctor goes, wham, I don't think they do that anymore,

but that is the basis of the birthday spanking tradition. Really? That we would like to uphold here, except we do it a little differently here on Dr. Suzie's birthday,

because I can't let you all spank me. Why not? But I could spank each and every one of you. Or I have my surrogates who might help me with the spanking

because my hand might get tired. But we are going to do some spanking tonight, brothers and sisters. Yes, because that is a great birthday tradition. You know how we are here on the Dr. Susan Block Show?

We love traditions. So we've got a lot of balloons, right? So I want you to pay attention to our balloons because they are Measure B compatible.

Yes. And they were created by Liliana, sister Liliana. And they are special birthday balloons made of condoms provided by Condomania.

So, you know, I mean, I don't know whether these are usable afterwards. Probably they've got that glitter inside my kind of itch. But hey, you know, your condoms can be used for different things. You know, these are a good thing to do with your expired condoms, right?

Thank you. You know, I mean, on your birthday, when you look at your expired condoms and go, I didn't get laid very much, did I?

You can at least make them into balloons. Anyway, yes, birthdays. You know, they didn't have birthdays in prehistoric times because they didn't know what time it was.

They didn't know how long a year was. They didn't, you know, they weren't that worried about that kind of thing. They were just, you know, hunting and gathering and fucking. I'm trying to survive.

Yeah, well, so are we trying to survive. Not much has changed, then. I think it's harder to survive now. Once you get past the age of 10, you know.

But anyway, yeah, it's always a struggle. But I think it was probably less of a struggle once they got past the age of 10. But there's my sexid Dawn talking.

So, yeah, so they started doing these birthdays, I think like right around Egyptian times, you know, farming. They got conscious of the seasons. It was very important.

They started making calendars. They started having birthdays celebrating just your birth. Well, what is it? I mean, is that an accomplishment?

People say congratulations. But I guess it is, because think about the alternative. And I look at my friend, Cropsey. Glad to be here. Thank you.

Yes. Thank you very much. The alternative to celebrating many birthdays, which you go, oh, not another birthday. I'm the reminder of the other side.

If you don't have to celebrate a birthday. I think for females. There you are. A company in Cropsey. But the thing is about birthdays.

You know, there's a lot of superstitions about them. There's a lot of things you do for good luck. You bring your friends and family around you because birthdays are a seriously dangerous time.

They are. I mean, they say you want to keep the evil eye away on a birthday. Why? Well, scientists have done studies

and found that people are more likely to die on their birthday than pretty much any other common day. Really? I've never heard that before.

They're very likely to die on their birthday. Sometimes holidays, like, you know, our founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, died on the 4th of July,

which was the nation's birthday and they were like the nation. So, you know, a lot of people die on their birthday. It's a stressful time.

And there's stuff going on. So, you bring a lot of people around you and partying and pleasure and gifts. Look how many people here love you.

And sex and love. And hello, kitties and flowers. And so, I'm going to introduce some of you people that love me. If you don't, you should leave.

It's my birthday tonight. We're not going to have, like, the usual debating, okay? Like, I get these people that are like out to prove me wrong. Okay?

Not tonight. Yeah. It's my birthday. Yeah.

I mean, spank me if you've got frustrations you want to get out on me. But not hard. I do not accept hard spankings.

Okay. These biceps? These biceps right here? Ooh, yeah.

Hard spanks. All right. So the little sweet Betty Boop-like voice that you're hearing right now,

if you are listening on Radio Susie One, is the voice brothers and sisters of... Corpse. Baby Block.

Hi. Amor Hilton. Let's hear it for sister Amor. Amor.

Hey. Amor. Amor Hilton, who just gave me this cute little hello kitty. Because she's such a pussy.

Mommy's birthday present. Why don't they call it hello pussy? Hello titties. You know, they should do a knockoff of hello kitty

that's like obscene called hello pussy, right? Hello pussy. You should start your own brand. I should.

How about that? Now that voice, just in case you're wondering, brothers and sisters, is the voice of the stripperella co-creator

with Stan Lee. That's Anthony Nguyen. Yeah. Let's hear it for brother Anthony.

I'll help you brand it, too. You're here for another birthday, aren't you? I'm here for you. Yeah.

You've been here for another birthday. I saw you in the birthday picture. Yeah. And your birthday is on New Year's Eve.

New Year's Day. New Year's Day. Even worse when everyone's going to hang over. Yeah.

Wow. But it's worth partying anyway. Yeah. At least you always know you've got to party the night before.

We're both Capricorns. We go right in. His is like two days after mine. Well, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

And here's Kiki Dare. Hi everybody. Dare Kiki. Something.

Let's dare her to do something. Oh, good lord. Here we go. So Kiki, Kiki is here for all the holidays.

She was just here for our 21st wedding anniversary. Oh, yeah. Such an amazing time. Thank you.

Now, Amore missed that. I was in the hospital unfortunate. Yeah, I know. You have all these excuses, right?

I came the day after. That's right. Crazy medicals. She has excuses.

I understand. Oh, don't call them excuses. But nevertheless, don't you think she deserves brothers and sisters a spanking? Yes.

Absolutely. Absolutely. Yes, she does. What a great anniversary.

I think you do, Amore. I think you should come up to the stage. No time like the present. Take your punishment.

Now that voice, brothers and sisters, is the voice of Corpsey. So one of you lovely ladies come and take this place here. Brie or Heidi Hollywood. Heidi Hollywood.

Heidi Hollywood, right? Come on, Heidi. Hollywood, Heidi. Heidi Hollywood.

Heidi Hollywood. Yeah. Isn't she cute? Yeah.

We're going to get her up here, too. Yeah. In fact, she kind of matches your outfit, huh? With the, and mine, you know, with the black and the pink, Heidi Hollywood.

You dress up so, you know, cute and hot. You were here for Purim. Yes. And you were dressed up as a harem girl.

Of course I dressed you in my belly. I was jiggly. Yes. And now you're here for my birthday.

Thank you for joining us. Thank you for having me. And you are from ideal image models. Yes.

Right? They're cool. Let's get a microphone for Amor, please. Aren't they awesome?

Yes. Is Isaiah here yet? He's coming. He's not here yet.

Okay. I haven't seen his glorious face. So he will, he's glorious. He's got other glorious parts, too, doesn't he?

I haven't seen them yet. I have. Oh, you've got a mic. Jinx.

So many mics. We have so many mics and Tom, Dix and Harry. You look like mother and daughter up there. She is baby Bloss.

I'm baby Bloss. This is my daughter. Is that legal mother and daughter? What's that called?

It's called incest. Incest. There you go. When it's not really incest, but you're just kind of fantastic.

But you can pretend. She's my adopted mommy. Is that mic working? Is that dick working?

What? Maybe both. Yeah. Oh, there you go.

There you are. And Sandra. Taking a breath in. Like she's going to say something.

And then somebody else. I keep grabbing her ass. I'm just soaking it in. Is he grabbing your ass?

No. Do you feel a skeletal hand reaching out? The bony hand. Nothing like a good bony hand.

Bony hand? Literally. Sandra, thank you for joining me for the birthday bash. You look amazing.

Thanks for having me. Thank you. Fabulous. What's with the price tag?

Now, I don't know the price tag. You know why? Oh, wait. Do I have a price tag?

Oh, no, these are my batteries. Is that the motor that keeps you alive? I'm just kidding. It keeps her libido.

Sorry, Max. It makes her hornier. Why do you think she's so hornier all the time? This thing is supposed to go in here.

I'm going to get him into this. Okay. Is that your pacemaker? Is that the pacemaker?

Barbarella is back there because I'm half bionic woman. Okay. So I want to say that I got this outfit as a present from Spice lingerie.

Oh, a piece of paper? Spice lingerie. Yeah, right? They sent you a piece of paper.

That's so. Are they here today? You know, they're coming next week. So, you know, if you want to get some dibs on some lingerie,

I'm free. Right. Yeah, you should be at their model. Absolutely.

Now, they're coming next week. Where are these ones? You can find them on what is it? It's like Cocoa.

Cocoa van? Cocoa what? Cocoa van. She said Cocoa.

Oh, yeah. Okay. Cocoa risqué. Cocoa risqué.com.

Okay. So check it out. Get some stuff because then we'll get some more stuff. Right.

You like lingerie. You should, you should check it out. I love lingerie. Spice lingerie.

We like lingerie. Cocoa risqué.com. I mean, it's like saying, does everyone have a birthday? Do we like lingerie?

Exactly. Speaking of spice, are you going to spank her or what? Yes. Yes.

But first I just want to introduce this beautiful piece that, that Annie gave me. Thank you. This is a stripparella poster that features stripparella flashing aliens.

Pretty cool. You see that? To save our world. Do we need to explain any more from this?

Yeah. She's in Vegas on the rooftop exposing herself to UFOs and extraterrestrials. That's the best way to do it. Okay.

It gives new meaning to disclosure. Yeah. Wait, so you work on stripparella? Yes, I'm a stripparella guy.

He is stripparella. I mean. Oh, he's the real life one. I forgot.

Okay. So now let's see. Speaking of stripparella, I think I should take a bite of Evie. Bring your snake over here.

I'll hold him. The gross. Are you not going to let her go? I'll, I won't hurt her.

Okay. Hold. It's not a question of hurting her though. Of course you should not hurt her.

I grab my snake every day. Okay. And, and like your snake, you grab it near but not on the head. Okay.

Okay. Like right around here? Yes. Keep it like that.

Don't let her go. Okay. All right. Keep an eye on him.

I watched Anaconda. I'm an expert. Okay. Okay.

It's going. I look. I'm, I'm concerned. And also.

Fascinated. Oh yes. This is a very sexy animal, the snake. She rides around you making you so aware of your reptile origins.

She won't go in my butt. She won't go in my butt. Will she? She will if you, you know, put a mouse up there.

There is a mouse up there. How'd you know? Well, you know, some people do that. I know, because I know someone that works at Cedar Sinai.

Oh yeah. And they've had quite a few mice up the butt. Or is it gerbils, right? Gerbils.

Yeah. Same thing. She'll eat a gerbil. Yeah.

If, if it's wiggling, you know, like that and has a. Well, teach it sounds. Okay. So we're going to spank a more, right?

Yeah. And I think I should have somebody else join me up here. No, not, not, no, a girl, a hot girl. Someone who's here, who's already been on the microphone.

One of you two. Peany, meany, many, many. I can be a pretty girl. I've been a pretty girl.

You're not holding her at the top of her. The birthday girl gets to choose. She's so happy right now. Don't even.

Okay. I got there. I'm holding it by the head. All right.

Come on up. Here she is. Heidi Hollywood. Heidi, Heidi Ho.

Heidi, Heidi Ho. That is actually her name on Twitter. Heidi, Heidi. It's Heidi Ho.

Okay. So breathe. You come up and sit here. Heidi, Heidi.

Look at Heidi's outfit. Wow. Outfits are so fantastic. I know.

It's birthday outfits, I think. Yeah. Okay. Leave these down.

Absolutely. Yeah. Seriously. Where'd you get those?

Yeah. This is perfect. Somewhere. Somewhere.

Obviously they're not a sponsor, so we don't care. But that's cool. Okay. So now we're going to apply the birthday spanking to Amor's

delicate little butt. And I do have the aftercare glove of Chinchilla. I love that. No, that's some hell of an aftercare.

That was actually, you know, given to me by a client. You're going to do spanking. Because I would never buy a Chinchilla glove on my own. So don't throw paint on it, please.

Oh, wait a minute. Oh, okay. Oh, you're here. Okay.

Well, you know what? This is kind of birthday spanking like. I think this is good. All right.

So. You're spanking her for your birthday? Yeah. I like that.

Don't you like that? Yeah, I do. She's the birthday girl. She gets what she wants.

That's right. And I want this beautiful. It was my birthday last year. Christine, lovely ass of my, of my fantasy daughter.

Amor. Amor Hilton brothers and sisters. Thank you. I'm in the Hilton family.

How about that? Her birthday. Yeah. Right.

And this is a juxtleather flogger. I'm now applying to her butt. Yeah. You can just kind of help her hold herself up.

Yeah. Here we go. Okay. And let me see.

Let me get a microphone for you. So here, hold this microphone. So when's your birthday? Ah.

So you're a Libra? Virgo. Virgo. Oh.

Well, you're ruled by Mercury. I don't believe in any of that stuff, but it makes conversation. Cause what else do you talk about on your birthday?

Right. You know? Presence. I like her.

And spanking. Right. Well, you have to spank her for one time for every year. What is she?

12? How many times do you spank her? Exclusive. Okay.

That's a fantasy, brothers and sisters. We're listening for the first time. There's a snake in my lap. Okay.

So we'll pretend. I'm not going to say something else for a second. That was total fantasy. Okay.

That was all fantasy. Here we are. And Amor is wearing beautiful pink panties. Yep.

And one. Two. Yeah. We're with her.

We're go. And two. And two. And one.

And keep going. One. One. One.

Harder. One. Max, this is for you, buddy. One.

Oh, I think. One singular sensation. You're so gentle. Look at that nice beauty.

I know. That's why I'm saying I need people to help me. I will knock the crap out of her. Hey, we have this.

And that's why we're not letting you spank my daughter. He's not allowed to. I will smack the guitar out of her. I know you will.

Like that. She wants that. She needs that. Dallas spanks hard.

Daddy needs that. Oh, boy. Look at the pink rising to the surface of the skin. This is spanking art, brothers and sisters.

Yes. So pink. And y'all are saying she's going soft. It's that or it shingles.

I'm not sure. Max, can you comment on that? Is that shingles? Max, you would love it.

Such a lovely pink. It is getting red. It is getting red. I love that Dr. Suzie.

This is a paddle that was given to me also by a client. It wasn't told to me that it was a paddle though. He said this is a kind of what they called a fetish item. But in the old sense of the word, like this is a goddess,

an African goddess sold in the San Diego Zoo. But I took it and I immediately went like that. Oh, yeah. It's a paddle.

That works. Yeah, right. Absolutely. I love the music that is a paddle.

And one. Happy birthday to you. So that's good. That's good.

Okay, so stand up and show off your ass. You know what? Oh, that's nice. That's so nice.

I heard the more you get spanked, the more your butt gets plump. So you just gave me like a butt workout without me having to work out. That's right. Have you heard that before?

Sort of fatties up your butt. Yeah, kind of. It makes more plump or firm or something. That's what people who have a spanking fetish like to tell hot chicks like you.

That's what I heard on set. Yeah, yeah. On set is a place you would hear that. She said that she wanted to go back.

All right. So Brie, when's your birthday? I am in August. Wait, where is her microphone?

Just get closer. I'm in August. Oh, you're a Leo? I'm a Leo.

Oh, a Leo. So you must be an exhibitionist. I'm somewhat yes. Yes.

Okay. I mean, have you ever done anything really exhibitionistic on your birthday? Oh, my gosh. Oops.

My bad. Not on my birthday, but more so... On other people's birthdays? How about on mine?

How about my birthday? Sure, on your birthday. Would you do a striptease for me with that gorgeous outfit? Come right up here.

All right. And oh, get. Come sit down down there. Yeah, you come up and can we have a little music?

That was the music. Here she comes. She was on the Poram show. She is walking up the ramp to Friday the 13th.

Yeah, she's looking hot. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The beautiful, ideal image model, Brianna. I love her.

She's your lover? Yeah. Brianna comes from the land of sunshine. She'll show you where the sun don't shine.

That's Brianna. And she's wearing a beautiful corset. Oh, yes. Do we want to promote who made the corset?

Is it a gift? I don't know. Oh, she does. It was a gift, but you don't know.

Can you pull dance? Let me pull. Make some room for the pull dancing. Make some room.

Actually, can I have my lovely assistance? Lovely assistance chattering amongst yourselves. Can you? Ladies and gentlemen, that's Brianna.

Brianna's on stage number three. Yeah. Lovely, lovely. You need a hand?

Careful, Brianna. Careful the cock candle. Careful the cock candle. Yeah, there we go.

Yeah, don't hit the penis candle. I have the best view in the house right now. Okay, we might want to move those penis candles. Where's my dollars?

She has the best spot. Oh, that fell off from up here. Where did that condom thing go? Can you fix it back up here onto here?

That's what I'm talking about, brothers and sisters. We're surrounded by stars and heavenly bodies. That's the way to have a birthday. Yeah.

I guess it's my birthday tonight too. Yeah, I think actually it is everybody's birthday who's in the room right now. It is.

And if you're watching, it's your birthday too. And if you're listening, you should watch. That is a beautiful, beautiful moment. You're in my spot.

What is it about the money that makes it even sexier? Is there something about... Now, brothers and sisters, I want you to know those of you who are members of the LAPD,

we are not selling lap dances in here. This is all in good fun, right? Play money. Whoa, yeah.

I'd like to make a bonobo donation. Beautiful. Whoa, Brianna. Brianna Banks.

We have to put it in the pot here. Yeah. You have to put it on though. You got great aim there.

I am. Don't ever put it on, please. I'm going to sell that on needle. Yeah, oh yeah.

Yeah. Oh, look at that. Now, that is a very spankable blood. It is your birthday, Dr. Block.

It is your birthday. Yeah. It's everyone's birthday. No, but it's really her birthday.

That's right. No, she's right. When it's the queen's birthday, it's everyone's birthday. And look at this shaved and so smooth like a goddess.

Yeah. Beautiful. She is. Yes, that's Brianna.

Brianna from Way Down Under. What would your corpses think of her? She'd bring it back to life. She'd bring it back to life.

Our corpses would love her. They're getting stiff, just looking. Yeah. When's your birthday, Brianna?

Because I've got a camera. August. She's a Leo. Yeah.

When's your birthday, Corpse? My birthday? My death day. I was born in 1666, actually.

Yeah. Yeah, but that's not a month. My birthday actually is in March. Thank you very much.

Happy birthday to me. Thank you very much. I just had my birthday at that moment. That was my birthday.

That was your birthday. Let's hear it for Brianna. Thank you. Thank you, Brianna.

Beautiful. So gorgeous. She's so hot. Very lovely.

Someone needs to be spanked, though, before she... Yes, okay. Put those over here. I'll spank her.

Yeah. Wait a minute. She needs to lay over your knee and be spanked like a... I'm sure that Brianna wants to put them on.

Stay naked. I'll spank her. I'll spank her. Oh, yeah.

Across the knees here. Lay across the knees, please. You can let your... Don't forget your tips.

It is her birthday. My birthday. Right. I just take advantage of my...

You're welcome. You're welcome. Perfectly spanked. That's a donation to Bonobo.

That's right. I like she came back for the money. She did. She's a professional.

I like her. Can I be friends with her? I like her too. No, she's a proctor.

You didn't wipe down the pole, though, for the next girl. Right? You got to wipe down the pole. You're horrible.

Anthony's going to lick the pole, actually. Anthony's going to lick the pole after the... Brianna, I think... Tempted, too.

Brianna. Brianna, she's over there. I think she's afraid of our spanking. We promised just to do it with...

A light spanking. A light spanking. A light spanking, right? Get the spike brush.

Light flogging. I feel like we have a whole bunch of sensual spankers. Wait a minute. What are we talking about?

Sensual spanking. I thought we were giving out birthday spankers. Or you can go over here. Have you read the book called...

Or seen the book called The Artist? I like that book. That is a birthday gift from God. It's so soft.

It is soft. I want to see a French flip spank. A flinch one. What is that?

You want to do it? I don't know what that is. Actually, I should have brought that. When you spank from underneath to make it like a maximum jiggle.

Where you spank up the butt. There you go. Yes. That kind of spanking.

That's my favorite spanking time. That is Sex Nerd Saunders' favorite spank. And I didn't know this. I am so happy to learn a new spanking trick.

The French... French flip. French flip. Spank.

French flip. And it does give a nice jiggle. I've never heard of that. To the butt.

Right like that. There we go. Is that light? That's pretty light.

I'm doing it pretty light, right? It's very... It's too light. The French flip.

Excellent. I am very jealous. That's too light. You know, maybe Sandra will want to be spanked by you.

All right, I'll do it. You know what? I'll take that bet. Wait, whoa, wait.

I will spank you. I've been spanked on the show and I just recovered from my injuries. Someone just beat the shit out of me one night. All right, let's hear it for Brianna.

All right. Brianna. Yeah. And you know, you can just hang out naked.

It's so friggin' hot, right? It's hot enough. Don't go changing, Max. Don't go changing.

And there's Odette. Hi, Odette. Hello. Thank you for joining us for the birthday bash.

I know. And so you were here like three weeks ago? Two weeks ago. Two or three weeks ago.

Yeah. We had a lot of fun. We did. It was masturbation month.

Right. There's always a holiday going on here. And you wrote the Sybian. I did.

You did. Wow. You were amazing. Very amazing.

And you just amazed us. You're just a wonderful little presence. When is your birthday? October 15th.

So I'm a Libra. Yeah, Libra. Nice. So it looks like Baby Block wants her seat back.

Are you kidding? I'm sitting with my girl crush. Yeah. Did you just meet?

Well, last time. Oh, you met last time. Yeah, that's right. You were here.

I'm sitting here playing with her hair. Me, me, me, me. Yeah. Little Odette.

She's like, I mean, if you're my daughter, maybe she's my granddaughter. Jesus. I don't know. I guess.

I'm a little scared. Wow. Now, what is your opinion of birthday spankings? I'm all for them.

You are. I don't think it's a nice little tradition that should be upheld. Were you spanked as a child? She still is a child.

No, no, no. How old are you, Odette? Yes, I know. I'm still spanked now.

I never stopped. You are. There goes one of my condom balloons. That's a good theme.

Let's stick on spankings. Shake it, lady. It's my new outfit from Spice. But I don't think I got spankings for my previous birthday.

So I feel like I'm a little bit too. You didn't have those spankings where you kind of go through the gauntlet of other kids and they all spank you? Yes.

You did do that. But it hasn't been for a while. Maybe we should do that for you. Yes.

Yes, please. You were gauntlet. Yes. May I please?

No. You're threatening to hurt. I don't know. I'm not going to hurt her.

Wait. Let me ask. Odette, do you like a hard spank? I like a mold.

Christ, I died twice. I don't like that. Balloons are popping, brothers and sisters. It's nothing to be alarmed about.

It's a birthday. Balloons everywhere. You're going to die on your birthday. I don't like them that hard.

That was just a balloon. I like more sensual spankings and up to medium. Nothing that'll make me black and blue. What about medium rare?

Love medium rare. Sounds good. All right. So why don't you sashay up to the stage?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Here she comes. Here she comes. You have the best birthdays ever. So, Amore, are you going to help out with the...

I would love to. Kind of a... I would love to. Is it your birthday every Saturday?

Something like that. Yeah. That's why I'm saying the whole birthday thing is redundant for me. Oh, panty boy's going to be happy.

Whoa, yeah. Look at that. Oh, here come these hot panties. Yeah, look at that.

And he's first. I didn't expect to see those types of panties. And look at this little outfit she's wearing. They look cute.

She looks like children of the corn or something. Yes, and there's still a little animal under here. A hamster, I think it was referred to. You have to take this dress off.

I agree. Yes. I completely agree. Amore can help you with that.

Everyone, she should take this thing off, I think. Keep it on. Keep... Oh, no.

Come on. I have a wrong way. No, she should take it off because it's her birthday. I agree.

I kind of just want the dress flip up action. I kind of like that, too. You are per... That's very low, Leta.

Per sex indicator. I am. I taste the rainbow. Okay, so we take the top down and leave the dress on.

Okay, just leave it on and now go over the knee. Yeah, I think over the knee. No, no, no. We're doing the gauntlet.

Right? I'm so decisive. I don't know if you're supposed to be in a stable position for the gauntlet. You're supposed to crawl through.

Oh, that's right. We go on either side here. Okay, so you're standing here. You stand up.

Stand up in your nakedness. Okay, and the more you get on this side. Okay, and we need one more. One more volunteer.

I'd like to... Oh, Christ. Get the piece of mandarin up there. No, if you had said you were a sensuous spanker.

I am. I need to change. I need to change. And Eva, come on up.

Sit over here. My God. Okay. The musical chairs.

So I know you're in position there, but this is not where we're required. Okay, you're going to stand over here. And you are going to crawl on your hands and knees

through the gauntlet. We're going to stand on opposite sides. Opposite... Yeah, over here.

I swear to God, this is my birthday. Okay, go on this side. Is it now? You're on this side with me, and you're on this side with her.

Right, okay. And now you are going to crawl... No, you go on that side here. Okay, and then come closer.

I'm so confused. What are we doing? Here she goes. She's crawling.

Okay, this is the birthday gauntlet. Okay, and now... What do you want? Just tell me when to go.

Go, baby, go. Get her. Okay, and now... Spank, spank, spank her as she goes through.

Spank, right. Yeah, right. This is what you do on a birthday. Okay, you go, spank, spank, spank, spank, spank.

Spanking, gank, spank. Yeah. Very good. Okay, that...

You know, I think we need another round, right? She needs more. Okay, go through again. Just going back and forth.

Yeah, okay, here she goes. That was a lot of work. It was. Why is it Kiki up there?

Yeah, yeah, she's got quite a cute bottom. Okay, so I think that was great, but on the other hand, a lot of you people in the cheap seats couldn't see, so I think you have to go over there.

Yeah, get on the bed. Get on the bed. The bed, yeah, it's the bed. Keep the dress like that.

Yeah, that's very nice. Look at that pretty butt. Okay. Is there a nice little pink glow going on?

There... You know what? This kind of spanking is not glow producing. The one where you go through the gauntlet.

It's more, you know, just theatrical. That is going to make that glow. That will produce a glow, though. Little glow.

Yeah, that's feisty, right there. Someone needs to get the other side. Oh yeah, okay, you can get the other side. There you go.

Yeah. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Okay, okay. Wait, wait, whoa, whoa.

That's so sweet. Dad, you're so cute when you're nice and rare. Oh, no, you're bringing out the furry in me. Oh, yes, we love furries.

With all this spanking, I have to say, there's a Sybian right there. There is. Would you like to ride it?

Yes, yes. It's a good ride. You said it. No, that's true.

You're right. You're absolutely right. I'm like, in my head, like, cheering for everyone. Like, ride the Sybian.

No, you said it, you got it. Ride the Sybian. Ride the Sybian. Yeah, I'm all for it.

I mean, I... What kind of a sex researcher would you try? I respect the spanking. Yeah, if you're a real sex researcher,

you just get up there and get on there. Who wants to see her on the Sybian? Who wants to see a real Sybian? Someone who talks about it needs to show.

Have you ever ridden a Sybian? Uh, no, but I promised my friend. Are you repressed? Are you asexual?

It is measure B compliant, by the way. It's completely covered in latex. Oh, I completely understand. No, I'm holding out my Sybian virginity

for a specific party. I'll get on the Sybian for Christ's sake. You know, you keep volunteering for things. You know what I would love, though?

If someone wrote the Sybian and tried to describe what was happening to them because usually people kind of get quiet and just kind of go, like, shake,

it's like people are trying to be like... No, we have all kinds riding the Sybian. So, okay, well, I guess do we have anybody who wants to ride the Sybian?

For Sandra. I have a Brianna. Wait, can we do it? Just have a double.

People volunteer on a double? She's already naked. Not that you have to be naked to ride the Sybian. I'm getting hot.

True. Who wants to ride, who wants to ride? Oh, Sybian spanking? I mean, if no one else volunteers.

I think everyone does. Well, certainly Odette is a good... Amour has a good horsewoman. I did ride it last time.

She rode it last time very well and she was magnificent actually. Yes, it did not buck me off. Has Brianna ridden it yet?

Brianna, would you like to ride the Sybian? Wait, what if Amour... What if Amour pleasures her while she's on... This would be...

I'm trying, no one cares. No one cares what I think. Alright, the Sybian is ready while you ladies work it out.

I'm not working tonight. You know, this is my birthday. It's your birthday. I'm not really going to try to get anybody to do this.

I think Amour needs to get on the damn thing. Amour? It's Mom's birthday. Je m'enais ça, I guess.

Yeah, I want it. Come on, Amour. Here we go. I knew she'd get on it eventually.

Okay, strip tease. Eventually. Strip tease. We can do the top, okay?

Yeah. Okay, here we go. Coming next to the stage, Amour. Amour...

is unveiling her bounty. Her bountiful boobies. Her beautiful boobies that manage it to be

quite nice and fluffy. Right? You're the skinny little girl.

Oh, bless you always. And natural. And here she is. And you know what?

It's been like a year since this has occurred. A year since you've had an orgasm? Right. Since you've had...

since you've been on Assybian? Since I've been on Assybian, yeah. It's been like a year. It has.

Let's do it. Ride it. Ride it for Mama. Whoops.

Ride it for Mama. Yeah. Ride it for Mama, baby. Here we go.

Okay, are you paying attention, Sandra? I'm here. Okay, so Amour... Sandra would like you to describe

your feelings. Yeah. Do I hear you? Yeah, I hear you.

Okay. You're on. Is it on? Okay.

I'm slowly turning on Assybian and she's not riding it with an attachment. Oh.

And she is wearing panties. Okay. But nevertheless, the vibration is coming through.

I don't know how loud I am. I can't hear it. What are you feeling, Amour? I hear you.

Oh, my God. Feels freaking awesome. Say it in Spanish. Freakin' awesome.

Freakin' awesome. Freakin' awesome. Did you want to tweet that? Freakin' awesome.

Okay. All right. Okay. Freakin', that's with two Gs.

Okay. How does it feel now? Feels like sleeping with a girl, but all very quickly.

I don't know. My mouth can't do that. It gets close, but not that. I guess I'm talented.

Oh, my God. Say the alphabet backwards. Z, one, two, three, four, five. Wrong alphabet.

Yeah. Okay. How are you feeling now? Describe it.

Describe it. Oh, my God. Description words. For the birthday girl.

Describe it. Adjectives. Give me adjectives. She doesn't even know her name.

Adjectives. Adjectives. Adjectives. I lost my brain.

Oh, my God. Lost my brain. There you go. There's a description.

Lost my brain. That's good. Oh, my God. And now how?

Oh, she's going to hire a higher power. Okay. I'm pretty much eliminated. Oh.

I'm eliminated. Eliminated. Eliminated. Eliminated.

Okay. Even better. I thought you were eliminated. Wait.

Wait. I think everyone... Eliminated. This is the Illuminati machine.

Wait a minute. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. She may cry.

Oh, my God. Okay. Let's hear it from Orr. I was so close.

I was so fucking close. God damn it. Well, just because the girl came before you... Well, you know Corpse.

That's true. I'm good when a... I'm sorry. It's good when a girl comes before you, Corpse.

Is that how you're... I know. I have to go change lingerie now. Yeah.

It's all about you, Corpse. It's all about me. Put that on eBay, those panties. Yeah, really?

Can we... Who... I don't know. Okay.

Yeah. Were you afraid to be totally relaxed up there? I'm just curious. Was it...

She... She doesn't know... She can't hear me. Um, she's recovering.

She's covering her inner side. Did you not want to complete the whole experience? Were you feeling pressure from probably me? And did you have a complete experience?

I was totally ignoring all of you. You looked like you were... It was called a Moorland. You know how it used to be Hollywoodland?

Well, it was a Moorland. Oh, by a Moorland. Yeah. So I was like...

Don't you notice her voice has gone down an octave? Yeah. I mean, she had this high Barbie doll voice. Oh, yeah.

That was fucking good. That was good. That is what the Scythian did. It brought that voice right down.

It brought my sex bed back. That's right. Yay. Happy birthday.

Mmm. Okay. Let's say hello to Eva. It's her turn.

Hi, Eva. Hello. How are you doing? I'm good.

Happy birthday. Thank you for joining us for our birthday. Thank you. I sound like a queen, right?

Thank you for having me. Yes, so good to see you. I'd love to see you. Thank you.

You're so beautiful. Thank you. You get more beautiful all the time. You're looking fabulous on your birthday.

Not bad, right? For so many birthdays. Mmm. And it's all thanks to Spice lingerie.

Excuse me. Woo. So, okay. Who else wanted to ride?

Was there another person that wanted to ride? Oh, you want to ride? Scythian? Yes, she does.

I don't think you have to be prepared unless you're ready to. It prepares you. She has to. She said.

And then she said, if I did it, she would do it. So I feel like I have two promises here. Okay. And we need to change the saran wrap.

But in the meantime, we have Jell-O shots. Let's change the sarana. And these are made by Jell-O shots LA. Yes.

So beautiful. And this is time for Bonoboville Communion. And we celebrate the holidays just like all the religions. And one holiday is my birthday.

And, oh, everyone's got their birthday. We're all praying to Bonoboville. And, you know, we're praying to the birthday god. Anyway, you know, the Catholics have this communion,

which I think is really like cool because they get to eat the cracker and feel it's the body of Christ and drink the wine. And that's the blood. And there's something very sensuous.

And of course it does remind us of horror movies. You know, eating bodies. You know, it's like you're a zombie eating bodies and drinking blood. Hey, don't turn the guest on here.

And yet it does have this sensuous quality to it. And yet mystical that I feel belongs in Bonoboville, which is where we are. And so we have Bonoboville Communion.

And instead of the cracker, we have the salt. Could I have the salt, please? See the little dish of salt? Yes.

Ooh, sparklies. Oh, yes. She's got spanked. Good.

And now we have a little salt for our body. And then we have the jello shot as the coagulated blood. Right. Well, you know.

Thank you. Of course. Maybe you can get a hot girl to do Bonoboville Communion with you. I'm in.

I'm in. I love that idea. I don't know what it means, but if there's a Sybian in there, I'm done. Everyone here is over, what do we, what do we, over 21.

Over 21, right? You're all over 21. Okay. So now, Titi's out.

Okay. Oh, oh. Well, we have a star. Can we unveil one star?

Is it going to hurt? Oh. Hello. Nice.

Okay. So who's done Bonoboville Communion before? I have. You have.

So who's going to start? Do you want to do it? The two, the two of you or who mix up? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So produce your titties. Okay.

Here we go. Birthday time. And. Okay.

So now you're going to first lick the Titi and then you can choose the shot. Lick the Titi. Then we put the salt on.

Lick the Titi. Okay. Lick first. Lick once.

Okay. Here we go. Two girlfriends who are licking each other's titties quite a bit. Now the salt.

We sprinkle it on like holy water. And now you lick the salt. Well, first you pick your jello shot. Okay.

Yeah. You do that too. And she's licking the nipple. This is Bonoboville Communion.

Salt instead of the wafer. And now, which flavor would you like? These are, I don't know. Blood, spirit, and body.

Okay. Here we go. Okay. So these are jello shots.

Okay. So now you lick the Titi. The salt off the Titi. Right.

This is a spiritual moment. And now suck down the shot. And now we drink. Give us this day our daily bread.

Our Lord is with thee. I want to have the school. Thank you, Odette. Shalom.

Thank you. That works. Any prayer will do. Any prayer while you're watching these heavenly bodies.

We could do the Muslim thing. Right? Okay. That was a good birthday present.

Oh, yeah. That's great for the girls. That was nice. All right.

So now my two daughters here. Come on. When's the bobbing for blowjobs? Okay.

So now that you've had your jello shot. And then we have a clean saran wrap. You could just sit there over it. And then you could decide whether you want me to turn it on.

Here. Here we go. Here she's going to sit on it. You just sit on it.

Yeah. Just get yourself situated. Is this your first sit in? No.

You're going to do your bonobo bill jello shot ritual. You have to narrate though. You have to narrate the sit in. Okay.

So, well, first we're going to do these. So lick the titties. Lick the titties. Oh, I get to do it.

You get to do it. Yeah. Yay. Okay.

You sit, sister. All right. Everyone is so confused by this. I think we're all just a bit jealous.

I think you're a little already. Maybe you've already had your jello shot. Self on nipple. Oh, she's riding it herself.

She's turning it on all by herself. She's all ready to go. She couldn't wait. No, I love it.

Yeah. That's great. Okay. Here she is.

Heidi Ho. Heidi Ho. Heidi Hollywood. Heidi Ho.

Heidi söylen violation. The ideal image model. Its feel. Oh she likes it.

Iti is writing a væthein. There she goes. We need a report for our sex educated researcher. Sex nerd Sarah.

Every party should have a researcher in it. And she wants to know how you're feeling. Every party has. That's better than my answer.

I feel that too. Gosh, I don't know like you just lose all. I'm seeing colors. Colors, that's cool.

Colors, colors. What color are we at? Always pink. Different shades of pink.

What colors? It's getting faster. I feel like a race car. And we have liftoff. Oh my foot.

You didn't get spanked. How are you feeling? I think we're orgasm. And when we're not...

We're shooting fire here. I can't even hear what you're saying right now. All the cars. Hot pink. Hot pink.

Oh, yeah. Woo-hoo! Oh, yeah. Woo-hoo!

I was like, oh, is this? Did you have one? Yeah. All right, let's hear it. We have orgasm. I think we're still here.

I think we're still here. Oh, gosh. Someone... Someone bring me a moist towelette.

That was fun. Your answers were better than mine. I said friggin' awesome. You say colors. Fantastic opates. Just like fantastic.

That was a good one. That was an orgasm there. I more like to hold off her orgasm. She's really into teasing herself.

That's true. Gosh, I hate how psychic you are. Actually, you should have water. Seriously, you can faint.

Because I have one of those. I have a Sybian. Women should drink water. There's water right over there. You can sip it out of my...

You should have some water. I love those straws. Now I need another one. A penis straw.

In another. Because I'm thirsty too. It is. It tastes like freedom.

Now, let's see. Who is coming up here for something? Spanking? Sybian?

You didn't get your jealous shot? I thought you did. The other ladies got a good shot. You're going to do your Bonoboville communion.

Kiki, why don't you just come up here? Sir, Lawrence. Why don't you sit down there? Yeah, Lawrence, sit down there.

As a matter of fact, can I mention one thing? No. Go ahead. You will anyway. I have to introduce Lawrence R. Harvey

from the Human Centipede 2 and 3 Upcoming and you want to talk about sexy. We're talking a big long chain of

ass to mouth thing going on. I don't find ass to mouth that sexy for myself. In fact, you don't mind.

They're permanently sewn to each other. I guess if you do a lot of enema, it's okay. Lawrence is

very scary. Hey Lawrence, thank you for joining me for my birthday. We're about to do Bonoboville communion here.

Are you a religious man? I'm absolutely a committed Bonoboist. This is a very important ritual

of Bonoboville here. They're really taking it to an interesting level. It's kind of improvisational.

They're doing it. There's a little creativity here. The priest won't let you do this unless you're in here. Oh yes, they will.

Under his dress. Welcome Lawrence. The kinky stuff is happening in the church. What are you talking about?

Did they use salt or are they just looking at each other? This is creative communion in Bonoboville

between Amor and Odette. Aw. They look so sweet, don't they? Don't they? They're just adorable

and cute and luscious and lovely. Yay, let's hear it. Oh yeah.

Alright. So, Kiki. Where's the microphone? Oh, there's a mic.

Kiki, would you like to do Bonoboville communion? Why not?

Why not? Who would you like to do it with? Let's see here. No, the pretty long-legged thing

over here. The pretty long-legged thing. Well, pretty long-leaded, long-legged lady. I don't think she minds being a thing.

She's gorgeous and this is Brianna. I know, hi Brianna. I was having a moment where I was like, wait,

I see legs, I see boobs, I see pussy. I can't think of a name. Damn. Alright, so

are you ready for another or is that too much for you? Just the one is good for you. But I want to get her blouse down somehow. How do I do that?

Well, I think she'll be happy to give me one. Oh yeah. She's administering. Oh, she's administering. But you're going to actually drink it

or suck it down. Here she goes. Kiki, look at those natural boobies.

What size are those, Kiki? 34 double D. Oh, yeah. And so luscious.

And there's Brianna's luscious. Kiki thinks it's her birthday. Kinky. And sprinkle that salt

and we have our communion. And there she goes. Sucking it up. And now you may have the favor

of your choice. Bite that. You want to bite it right out of her mouth. She's hot.

Would you like to do a jello, Sean? Kiki took all of it. Hell yeah, she would. Your boobies are in demand.

Right. In fact, I think you should sit right between us and I'll have one off of one booby and Heidi can have one off of the other.

So you come around here and whoa, let's move this. Yeah, you can hold the tray.

That's lovely. Doesn't she look good holding this tray? I'm not trying to get out of holding the tray or anything.

Brianna, you're beautiful. But she does look good holding it. Okay. It's so sweet.

It is sweet. It's salty. I'm assuming. Men aren't allowed up there.

I guess I'm going to have a red one. Me too. Yeah. Cheers.

I just spilled mine on my hat. This is so fun watching. This is pretty hot. We're just going to stay here all night.

You guys keep going. It's so about to be your turn, Missy. Ooh. So when does the birthday girl

get some 2D tittle shots? When does she get her butt spanked? She's a big shot doctor. Ooh.

Okay, I think there might be enough girls up here that I will lay across their laps. You better. There's one, two, three. Perfect.

And I can do the honors. All right, baby block. Come on up here. Oh, really? Yay.

Okay, so who's going to get on mic then? Mr. Moe. Moe the monster. Oh, and that's his bestie.

Right there. That's right, because on the drop bombs... Wait. Drop bras.

Drop bras, not bombs. We did a show around the time we were getting bombed by somebody with a pressure cooker. That's right. Make peace through love.

We made peace through love. And a Moe, of course, dropped her bra and Moe dropped his bomb. That's right.

It was a big load, too. Kind of bomb we like. All right. Well, you have to take your top off

if you're going to spank me. Okay, so now... I guess you should sit down and I'll...

Sit down. I love to top from the bottom. I'm not even on the bottom now. Okay, and now...

Okay, hands good. Okay, so get closer to each other so that I can lay across your laps. Okay, so you're going to sit down here. Mm-hmm.

And let's see. So now... Okay, here we go. I got Velcro on top of my head.

Abe, I need you to fix this. Okay. Whoa. There we go.

That's a lot of bronzo stage. Mm-hmm. Okay. Again.

So, uh... I'm ready for my spanking, Mr. DeMille. Mm-hmm. Somebody bring a flogging device.

Mm-hmm. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's a little life. You can do it a little harder.

Yeah. Harder. Harder. Oh, not that hard. Not that hard. Yeah, be nice.

Where's that big glove? Oh, there's a note. It's a doctor's note. What the hell?

Be mean to it. Be nice to it. I'm sorry for keep calling you a chinchilla. I meant a mink. Sorry, Mom. Oh, my God.

That feels so good. Oh, Kevin, you wanted to come up and give a spank. You got to do it, you know, before I chicken out.

Chicken out. This is Dark Phoenix Brothers and Sisters. Mm-hmm. Okay.

Oh! You got fire. All right, get it. Yeah? Okay.

All right. One level over. I see. Okay, I'm not sure what that means. Is my headset ready now?

Okay. Yeah. Okay, well then. Okay, one more round of some Spanx and we'll be it around my age.

Just a bunch of Spanx now. And go! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tap that ass.

Oh, yeah. That actually feels really good. Yeah, keep doing that. Keep doing that. Don't stop. Don't stop. Don't stop. Yeah.

Faster, faster, faster. There you go. Better than a trip to the spa. Mm-hmm.

You know what? This is something I want on my birthday every year. You know, just getting spanked by a bunch of beauties. Hey, Max.

What do you think? Yeah. You can come up and take one Spank. Come on, Max.

Come on, Max. Come on, man. Come on. Come on, Max.

That's my man. You know, birthdays are a time for gratitude and I am grateful to all of you

for being here with me and protecting me from the evil spirits of birthdays. But I am especially grateful to the one, the only,

Captain Max. There he is. The Captain is in the house.

Spank me. I've been bad. That's right. Give him a microphone. Listen up, Max. Listen up.

Give him a mic. Max, get a running start. I don't need a mic for this. No.

You know I've been bad, honey. Ah! Oh. He's scared of you.

You've got to even it up. Do it on the other cheek. Nothing up his sleeve. Whoa! This is where husbands got to treat their wives

on their birthdays. Oh, smart. Very smart, Max. All right. Thank you so much. Smart, man.

I can't get up now. No, okay. They got you. Wow.

I think we should sing Happy Birthday to this crazy lady. What do you think? Wait a second.

I got to just find out a couple of things. Hi, Isaiah. Is Marugan here? No.

He's in San Diego. He tells me that all the time. Is he here? Is Marugan here? Courtney's not here.

Okay. Well then, I think they want to, I think we should have the, you know, Happy Birthday

the cake. The cake. Yeah, the thing that I'm not supposed to know about. The part that I'm supposed to go,

Oh! I didn't know you had a cake. Wow. Thank you. You'll be right back. Okay. We're going to organize that.

Too many rounds. Too much spontaneity would be. Get his microphone. Too much.

We'll act like we never have that thought. Let me get up. It's right here.

Where's the minke coat? I mean the, I don't know what it is. Max. Yes.

Are you speaking to me? Come here. Such a sexy voice. He's love cake.

No, I don't think he's in charge of the cakes. I'm not in charge of cakes. Who is? Those cakes. These cakes.

These are mommy's cakes. Lotus, come on up here. You're all dressed for like convent or something. Yeah.

It's your birthday. Right. I know. I know. Come on to the microphone. Don't talk off the mic. I can't hear you.

Okay. There you go. I'm going to turn this off. Hello.

I said I wanted to enjoy the experience from the audience point of view for once. Oh, no. We don't let you do that. No.

You have to be on here. I'm here. You look like you're dressed for a kid's birthday. But that's okay. I'm a kid.

I felt festive. It was your birthday. That's true. You got balloons all over your shirt. I wore my balloons. That's great.

Very nice. Hey, why is the trot off? Bra's not bombs. Exactly. I'm saying.

Him and I know so. Yeah, we know. Let me see that ass, Dr. Season. I want to see how you do it.

Look a little one-sided over there. They got it. It's got to even out. You got to even it out.

I wanted to see your full moon from back down. Look at how red her butt turned. You know, I got that kind of blood rushing to the surface kind of thing.

Hey, Pawn, you're the realtor. Come on up here. Come on up here. Yeah, you.

People love to be begged around here. What is that? I don't know. Corpse doesn't need to be begged.

Would anyone like a hard spanking from a corpse? I'll let them spank me. Do you want to have bacon spank me? Pawnia. Look at Pawnia.

Pawnia is our real estate agent. Happy birthday. Thank you. You're beautiful.

Can I see your real estate? You see my properties. I want to see your properties, baby. Can I see your properties?

Of course, I guess. That is the best answer. Of course. Here we go.

Was it ready for this? What do you think? I love when they act all naive, as though I never asked them to take their top off.

That's great. It's very cute. So, what do I do? What do I do?

Take your top off. Yes. She's so shy and cute. Get a naked.

That's right. Get naked. Look, she's matching. Black and white. Nice.

Oh, thank you, baby. More. Bonobo jelly shot. Take the orange one.

You might not like the long one. The orange one. The orange one. That's the best one right now.

Where's the salt? Oh, she's just drinking it. Okay. She's doing it backwards.

She's got another one. For another one, you got to take your bra off. Take that bra off. You want another one.

You want to sell property or not? That's right. We will all invest from real estate. There you go.

Oh, yeah, really. We're getting closer. Take the bra off. Just take it all the way off.

Yeah, let's hear it for her. Who has some very nice properties. Cobral banker. Do you want to salt something up?

Or what do you want to do? It's my birthday, right? So salt. You can have it.

Welcome. Here come the cake. I should say the cakes. Yeah.

Oh, wow. Look at this. Dr. Suzy on your 15th birthday. Yeah.

Where's Dr. Suzy? I was putting down the salt. Oh, look at this. Happy birthday.

Come on up here. Everybody come on up here. Come on, Sandra. Come on.

You photographers can sit in the front row here. More cakes. Oh, look at this. Beautiful cakes.

Whoa. Hey, did anybody put the snake away by any chance? I did. All right.

So I think we're ready for that song, that terrible song. Don't sit in front of me with your girls in corpses promotions.

Yes, you do. Yeah. Okay. So girls gather around me.

Titty's out. Titty's. I need Titty's. Okay.

And now the happy birthday. It's time for happy birthday. Come on up here, Ava. Suzy.

No one's singing. Where's this whole singing thing going on? Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Suzy. Okay, so now what? Throw the cake. Do you spank somebody with the cake?

Oh no, we cut the cake. I don't know, these cakes look too good to spank anybody. Okay, put the cake over there and we're going to cut it.

Excuse me, I'm going to take a hit. A hit. All right, we got cake. I guess we've got to get somebody to cut it.

Jelly shots. We have to do more jelly shots. You are sunburned. Yummy.

Okay, where's this fire stuff? Okay, let's do it. Birthdays are all about polyester. You know everything is polyester.

How can we remove all polyester? Right. I have my birthday girl cut. Don't fall on my birthday cake.

Okay, so... Don't we have some poppers here? Wait a minute, somebody has some amyl nitrate. Not...

There's a lot of poppers around here. Here, and... That is so cute. Okay, who wants to grab a handful of this

and pull it? Okay, photographers. Poppers, who needs poppers? Okay, here we go.

And one, two. This is a messy one, yeah. I'm just looking for my... I guess they're gone.

Okay, mic down. Okay. Oh, hey! Look who's here. I was asking about you.

It's Cece LaRue. And I guess Marugan. Come on up here, you guys. Oh, well, we got fire.

Everybody sit down. Sit down on my bed. Wait, let me have this thing. Okay, brothers and sisters, some entertainment has arrived.

Cece, move your mic down. It goes up. So, where's the microphone? One right here.

Okay, you're in perfect time. Now you're going to have some fire and you're going to get ready for your thing. Sure, I'll do a couple of things.

Would you like me to do some things for your birthday party? Yes. Okay. That's what people do at birthday parties, but first you are going to be able to watch

the fabulous one and only Fireman Dark Phoenix. Yeah! Okay, what is this?

Are you going to take some fire birthday spanking? Yes. All right. Yeah, you're going to have to take it all off. Well, I've got all of it.

Come see the boy with one boob. Hurry, hurry, hurry. What? We're not doing it here? We're not doing it.

Okay, okay. Fire will be later. All right, you're on. Let me go grab some swords.

Okay, grab some swords. I thought you had one in your pants. Yeah. We're going to see some sword swallowing.

Double sword swallowing. Last time he was here for my birthday, he swallowed his sword while Cece swallowed

his other sword. It's amazing. Is he going to do that tonight because I'm going to get off my knees

if that's going to happen? Because that was already done. Yeah, yeah. For her birthday, I do almost anything.

Almost? We're just honored to be up here with the women. The women? Yeah, look at these hot women.

I know. It's amazing. Breanna, she's radiating heat. She is.

She's glowing. She's like a birthday candle. You just want to never blow out. No.

Get blown by. What do you wish for this birthday for yourself? World peace. World penis?

That's what I said, right? Penis for the world. We are the penis. Did we sing happy birthday?

I guess we did that already. Yeah, we did do that. I've had a lot of jello shots. Marook of the Mystic, ladies and gentlemen.

Marook of the Mystic. Yes. Debt-defined. From AMC's Freak Show, by the way.

AMC's Freak Show. Hire him for your birthday. You'll see why in just a moment. Wait till he takes it out.

You're not going to believe. I need more people on my microphones. He has a fork to penis. It's amazing.

Step right up to the microphones. We're going to see something that's about 4,000 years old. It's called sword swallowing. Yeah.

Yeah, I like it. I like getting it and doing it. Dr. Suzy, would you be able to assist me and pull out? Yeah.

I think we did this last year. All right. No, actually, CC was busy with you this last year. Swallowed.

Wait, get a microphone. Say that again. I'm going to swallow this sword until it touches the very bottom of my stomach and one of the few in the world that actually can do this. Then I'm going to get down on one knee.

Dr. Suzy is going to grab the sword and she's going to pull out. Pull out. She knows about pulling out, right? That's right.

Pull it out. I know he gets me. All right, here we go. Pull it out.

You don't know what you're going to find. One more thing before we down this sword is you got to lick it before you stick it. Yeah, that's what we do here. Slow.

Say what you're going to do next. Yeah, sure. This time I'm going to swallow two swords, but I'm not really going to swallow them. I'm going to kind of hold them in and then I'm going to let them drop inside.

She did. Do I have to pull out again or can I stay in and come? And he's licking it before he sticks it. This is a different kind of penetration.

That's right. And down he goes. Just to live it. Now that's when I call.

The man has skills. The man has skills. We're going to do four this time. I'm outstretched out to max capacity here.

Well, unless I put the car axle down. This is possible. Wait, you're going to swallow your sword. I would love to see that.

Would you like to see that again? I would love to see that. Yeah, this is the ultimate sword. Swallow that sword.

She'll be swallowing axle while I'm swallowing axle. Yeah. And we don't mean rose. This is their sex.

This is what they do. This is our PG sex life. And here he goes. Maroo is taking down four swords.

You know how you know when you're getting old, Dr. Suzy? When you have a birthday. Yeah, that's one big bad reminder. But when you put things in

spider webs come out. Oh, that's corp seed for you. That's some lubrication. I'm going to swallow an axle.

Let me grab the axle and clean it off. There's a sword on the floor. Oh, we don't swallow that one. That was dirty.

Yeah. This is some major head. This is swallowing. So let me say hi to Steve Nelson.

Hello, Dr. Suzy. Hey, somebody said, hey, Steve. How you doing, Steve? Thanks for joining me for my birthday.

It's my honor. Thank you so much for inviting me down. I'm so glad I'm here for your birthday. We've known each other for a while.

Since anybody introduced us in 2002. Or maybe before that. When Ginger Lynn brought Tyler Wood and Adasia down to your program.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, Terry Weigel. That was my first Aeros day.

Terry Weigel was here. I remember I brought Kiki Darren Nina Wet down to the show. Now, who are all these lovely ladies

over here? What's going on over here? Hi. Well, I'm Naomi Banks.

Oh, Naomi, I don't recognize you at all. You look like you're dressed for my funeral, not my birthday. But you look great.

You look like this hot woman that's going to have, it's like, as if I died and now you're going to steal my husband at this point.

You look so hot. Thank you. Thank you for joining me, Naomi. No problem, thanks for it.

Before you had long brown hair. Right, exactly. And now you have short blonde hair. I'm trying to be like you.

Yeah, I see that. You got the hat. I know, you look good. I like this, Dr. Susie Clones.

And who's over here? I recognize you, you're Abe's friends? Yes. Were you here for his birthday or just for mine?

Just mine, Abe! I lucked out, they didn't come to yours. They just come to mine. Wow.

There's some fluffing going on back there. Fluffing. Somebody else wants to get swallowed. There's some stuff going on right there.

He's getting his sword swallowed in preparation for swallowing his sword. Fluffing is really old fashioned.

You know, this is some of the best parts. We should have this on the stage, guys. She is swallowing his sword in return.

Yeah, baby. What was that, say it again. From national TV to naked on Susie's, here we are.

Yeah, that's what I love. I love it. Do me. Quick disclaimer though, I can't get on my knees

because of motorcycle accident. I wasn't planning on doing this. Okay, sit down on, you know, you can just like...

This is a Model T car axle. I have one of the few people in the world that do this. Let alone this. Here we go.

There he goes. Down the hatch. Brothers and sisters. That's the guy that got his cock sucked

while rapping. Danny, what? Danny White, is it Danny White? Who's the one that got his cock?

Danny Brown, okay. Danny Brown, eat your heart out. What, you're late. Okay, do it again for him.

Thank you, darling. Thank you, darling. Alright, I spank everybody it's my birthday.

So fire, I think is later because we can't do fire in here. We have to do fire out in this area.

Hello, Aliyah Corsets. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday. Very happy birthday.

You're going to have some cake. How about spanking? Birthday spanking, I have to spank you. Come on up here. Look it, she's got on her beautiful

Dr. Suzy birthday corset. This is Aliyah Corsets. Alright, how do you want your spanking? Such a cute outfit.

I think you're going to lay across her lap. Okay, you're you're endangered with corpses near you. She's got two pairs so I can take down one.

You should get a permanent black marker and write your name across her butt like a tattoo. I could, if you got a marker.

Somebody give a permanent black marker. Alright, where's that mink club?

There it is. No wonder we're not an NBC. Let's hear it for Aliyah Corsets.

Brothers and sisters, I think we're almost ready to wind up the formal part of the birthday

festivities. And soon there's going to be total and utter unstructured debauchery.

So bonobo sign, please. We have to support the bonobos now. And balloon,

that's my condom balloon. This is what to do with your expired condoms. The bonobos get more into balloons.

Yeah, they do actually. You know, before I get into the bonobo ad, how about an ad for us?

Let's say support the speakeasy, support bonoboville.

And we are looking for investors too. We have our investor ad on our classified section. We are creating a wonderland

and you, yes, you and you and you want to get involved on the ground floor

of this amazing adventure. So call max at 367-000-666

if you want to get involved and soar forward with us beyond the birthday.

And I'll be standing by waiting for your calls. Yeah. Oh, and

we have t-shirts. Look at these. Oh, t-shirts. Look at this. Oh, wow. Oh, squirt per piece.

We have squirt per piece. That's fun. I mean, if you're going to squirt, you might as well squirt for piece.

And you can find these on Cafe Press at the bonobo way. This is cafepressbonoboway.com

Yeah. Oh, this looks hot. Squirt for piece. And what is this one? This one's just the bonobo way.

Right. The bonobo way. Absolutely. So, yeah, babies. Bonobos.

Bonobos are us. Bonobos are our mascots. Bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzee who swings through the trees as well as with each other.

And we try to make like bonobos, not baboons. Not that we don't love our friends in the horror business.

But we're... What was that? Why'd you point at me when you said baboon? Yeah.

Well, anyway, baboons are all right. You know, and Reese's monkeys. Was she looking at you when she said baboon? She said that. She looked at me

and actually pointed at me. No, I actually pointed at you when I said horror. Horror, okay. I am the horror meister, I guess.

Yes, but, you know, I always think it's really funny speaking of... Where's the squirt for piece shirt? Yeah, let me have this.

You know, squirting like this, squirting a beautiful woman, squirting or a man, squirting is considered triple X rated.

But blood spurting from a body is PG rated, right? That's right. Boom!

Boom! Right? And you can... You can't show a breast without it being X rated.

I got it. But if you shoot a breast and the woman dies, it's PG rated, right? As long as she doesn't take her top off.

If you just shoot through her clothing. And you can't cut off a head, but you can... You can't give head, but you can cut one off.

You cut one off, but you can't give it. Wow. Aren't we weird, our civilization, but that's why it's my birthday

and so we all make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war, make every day my birthday.

Happy birthday, happy birthday. Make peace through pleasure. Yeah, yeah. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Dr. Susan Blob's show. Come on up here. Happy to you.

Yeah! Love it! Love it! We're gonna wrap it up.

We're done? Make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war, make love to someone you love tonight.

But don't make love to a baboon. Wait a second. Let me have my last line, folks. Make love to someone you love tonight,

even if that someone is you. I love you. Yay! Don't put the music on yet.

Okay. Everybody stay here and we're gonna do pictures right now. All right. Let's go to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web.

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