A VERY Happy New Year’s Eve 2017!

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, bonobo babes and New Year's Eve revelers, all you children of sex and yes we are all children of sex, brothers and sisters. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha or Brahma or any of the others, but until we start cloning

ourselves we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I hear an amen? Can I hear an A, women. Hey Captain Max. How you doing there? Happy New Year. New Year is upon us. Yes indeed, it's Saturday night in Bonoboville and we have one hour and 26 minutes and 51 seconds before we blast off into 2017 and we are going to spank out the old Anas or is that Anas? Horribles, right? And we

are going to whip in a very happy nude rear. Yes indeed, there's a nude rear right over there and so I'm very excited to have here in my broadcast bed a galaxy of stars and dom con doms and wow just beauties and babes. Yes indeed and gas masks. Yes, we are going to need them in the climate change denying era that we are about to embark on in

2017. So you know we're ready, fashion forward with the gas masks. I do want to just before we start getting really crazy just have a moment of saying that my heart goes out to the revelers that we're celebrating New Year's Eve and we're killed tonight in Turkey in Istanbul. Wow. Yeah, thanks to Bush's war I think and okay maybe I shouldn't be politicizing it but I do think we

need to make like bonobos not baboons and that's my resolution for 2017. So I'm very excited to hear about my guests' resolutions and their revolutions. Yes indeed and and to just take on the new year together. Yeah, yeah right. So I've got all these like kind of New Year's things here so I want to give them out. Yeah, you can pass them out. And while you're doing that Dr. Suzy, one thing that came to

my mind. Oh, it's Danielle. Hi. How did you grab a microphone so quickly? I just so desperate for attention. No, but you know last week after the show we said something that was really staying with staying with me all week in this idea of death being this ultimate pleasure and in the way that the French call orgasming what is it? Le petit moi, the little death. And so you know

when you mention the people in Turkey that's where my mind goes. I sort of go okay wow what a what a way to go out what an ecstasy and I try and see them in that in that light. Well, I prefer the petit moi to the grand moi myself. I would like to have many many more petit moors before my grandmore and I'm sure that those people wanted that too. So it's a it's a I don't

know what to make of that Danielle but hey happy new year. Danielle Watts brothers and sisters and chef be live and Jay Turico and my lovely assistant Gypsy Bonobo. Yeah, yeah, we have more of this stuff that we need to give out to maybe some people in the audience as well. Yeah, absolutely. So you know one of the things I do want to do tonight is spank out the old

Anas, you know, the old year and whip in the new. And so I'm very excited to have several fantastic Dom's here from Domcon, which we love. Yeah, and blow my horn baby. That is goddess Phoenix goddess Phoenix. Please come forward and sit on my cast bed. Just look at you. You look fantastic and you need a microphone. There we go. Goddess Phoenix. This is your

first time in Bonoboville, though we've met at Domcon on the red carpet where you're hostess. Yes, at the the the opening night, which is so glam. It is and you are amazing every time you come on that event. Well, I'm coming again this May in 2017 and I'm actually going to be a guest of honor. Thank you, Mr. Cyan who actually gave me my

first adult birthday spanking in 2005. That's an honor. Yes, yes, my first adult. I mean, I'd had a few when I was a kid, but they don't count really. They weren't from Cyan, no. Well, if you'd like another one for 2016 ending and bring it in the new 2017, we can arrange that. So I'm really excited about your whips here. Can you

do a little flourish with these things? These are very, very glittery and new years. I mean, look at these lights. Wow. I just feel like I'm in New York City with the big apple falling down. Yeah. Wow. Thank you. Nice. So glittery. Beautiful. And so you're here for the first time in Bonoboville and where's your microphone? Oh,

there we go. So do you have a New Year's resolution? Lots of more sex. Lots of more sex. Okay. Lots more sex. Okay. All right. Now I think that a lot of people are wondering like how do you like to have sex? I mean, do you like to have it with a submissive at your feet, licking you as you whip him or? Yeah, keep going. Yeah,

that's it. There's so many different ways. Yeah. So many. You just can't name one. There's so many different. But as long as there is a submissive, whether it's male or female at my feet, that's good. And then in my bed as well. Yes. Okay. Why stop at my feet, right? Well, we're gonna start at your feet, perhaps. I

don't know. Are you feeling submissive? Possibly. I don't know if you can do any licking with that thing on. You've got a big mask on, but you can just nuzzle up to her feet, perhaps. There you go. Well, I got a spanking earlier and I it was really wonderful.

Honey, who'd you get a spanking by? God is Phoenix. Would you like another one by the end of the night? I would love another one as many as you want to give me. Honey, how long is the show? Well, we do have to spank out the old year. So we could start right now. We can do that. Yeah. Like maybe over the

knee or how would you like her? I have to say I'm new to all of this and I have such a respect for this whole thing. So, you know, that's my... She really started getting her spankings at Spank's Giving. For the first time, I'll be gentle. You can take those off, yeah. You can take it all off.

All right, here she is. Danielle Watts in her little New Year's Eve booty shorts. Whoa. So, yeah, just tell me what to do. Okay. Okay. All right. And she's giving it a fairly light touch, yeah. Just really tenderizing the meat there. Yeah, that's what I would call that.

Very, very feminine touches and now a stroke around and a whack and a whack. Whack out the old year and in with the new. Yes. Whack out that old year. Oh, yeah. What happened? Has anyone ever farted while you've been spanking? Oh, you get punished for that. Not lived in total about it.

But this kind of sounds like... It's so relaxing. I just... All right. Well, you will get more and we also have the Sybian, by the way, Danielle. Wow. Thank you, Goddess Phoenix. That was... I'm just going to have to breathe and shut the fuck up. Normally, I always have to

explain something, you know, because I'm... Oh, honey, they have puppy pads. Trying to be smart. What is happening? You'll be all right. Well, your guys will be fine right here. Oh, puppy pads? Yes. Absolutely. Okay, what do I do with those? Those are all for the orgasms just soak right into, so you don't mess up her floor.

Yes, I'm a proton. I'm pro-professional. You are a pro. She looks like a professional. You're getting spanked next. Oh, I don't know. But first, I want to introduce the lovely Dom Porcelain, Mistress Porcelain Midnight. Could you come up here, Mistress Porcelain Midnight?

Look at Mistress Porcelain's outfit. She is just a New Year's firecracker by herself. It doesn't get better than that. No, wow. So beautiful, so shiny. Whoa. Nice. So, do we have a microphone? Oh, hello. Hubba, hubba, I missed you. I missed you as well. You look so beautiful with your jewelry and your

tattoos and your glitter. Everything is just ready to explode. Thank you. Yeah. You look amazing. Thank you. It's like New Year's gift on this dark season walk show. And thank you. What is your New Year's resolution? To find more financial subs to buy me more diamonds. Yeah. Right. Queen, yeah. Tribute. Diamonds are just, I always need more.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. They absolutely are. Okay. Okay. And so, you have subs that are kind of like, would you call them, money slaves? Hey, piggies, financial subs. Uh-huh. Any of them here? Wallet rapers. Wallet rapers, yes. Give me all the jewels. Oh, you like those too.

Honey, let's give you a bigger one. Blow on this. Oh, that's it. Very nice. Very, very suckable horn you've got there. Oh, yeah. Thank you. Well, thank you for having me back. I love being on your show. Oh, you are just such a creative dominatrix. I mean, you shot Nerf darts into Jackie last time. That was amazing.

And you've done so many other fun things. My very first time, I went to a sex club, a, I guess, a dungeon as, you know, at sanctuary. Yes, sanctuary on, you know, when I was very honored, she asked me if I could be like an extra model. So, I thought I was just to be on the sidelines. Vampire blood wrestling.

And my hair was dyed, but you know what? I would dye my hair any color for this woman, because she is that good. Thank you. Any guy that, like, I was there and there was, guys were letting you nail their, their penises, their dicks to saw horses. Yes. Yes. That was on Halloween. I think that every girl take a note. And when you

say nail, what do you, with a nail, with a nail, a hammer and nail, I nailed his balls to a saw horse on stage. Wow. And I loved every minute of his life is Winston. He liked it. He had a hard time with hot wax Hanukkah. We dripped wax on his balls, but he tried. He tried so much. He likes to try. You know, I don't know. I feel that I'm all up

for new experiences. And that was definitely one. I realized, okay, I can have all these wild fantasies and kinks or anything, but it taught me that I can choose not to do something as well. It's called a hard limit. I got to actually, I got to experience it. I got to actually experience it. Yes. Just remember, ouch is not a safe word. Yes. And I also like to say that, you know,

she's amazing with the wax as well. You know, like both, this is a wax like, you know, if you want to do this, this is where you would look right now to be for idolizing how you do it, because I've had both and no marks felt good. Yes, we've poured wax on you. And I got it from Jesus from you and I got it from Hanukkah from you. So I mean, we're covering almost all the religions.

Thank God. We have to get a Muslim candle, I guess. Done. I'm here. New candle as well. Don't forget Kwanzaa. It is Kwanzaa, isn't it? I'm all in. Kwanzaa is kind of like Hanukkah. You have all these candles and stuff. Do they look the same? Yeah, they do. And some green ones in there. Hot wax Kwanzaa.

Let's do it. Let's do it. Yeah. Well, I don't know if the hot wax and the fire would be compatible with all the, you know, the what are these called party poppers poppers. No, that's something you snort, right? No. Oh, no, those are poppers, right? No, we're not snorting them. We're just 50s. Yeah. Okay. These are just the, you know, we only,

unfortunately have boring poppers tonight. But you know what? We have boring poppers. Hey, well, I would like to flash back the 50s. But they are called Magnum Poppers, so we got to give them props for the name. Oh, oh. You know what? Danielle's always paying attention to disease. That's why I went to college. We also have Magnum Condoms, just in

case there's someone large out there. Large, but we're in charge. Large, but we're in charge. Which brings me to a question for the Dom's. If you could dominate Donald Trump, that's his original name. What would you do? CBT. CBT. I would nail his balls to the wood, his saw horse. All right. All right. I would say castration, castration, castration.

You could pull him out. Oh my gosh. Castration. And so I didn't hear that. I need to hear this. Helping. This is Trump therapy. Wow. CB, what does that stand for again? Cock and ball torture. Cock and ball torture. Happy new year. Wow. Wow. Don't show this on Facebook. I don't think anything we do is approved on Facebook.

No, no. We're on there quite a bit. We are. You know, I have to say, it gets pretty intense. I had a phone sex therapy client this week that had a cannibal fantasy. Cannibalism, is that what they call it? That's war. And I went on a whole trip. You know, it was like, I had to face some demons in myself. Do you know that?

I guess he's had such. Oh, oh, oh, I see. Oh, his head got turned around. He was tortured so much. All right. We're fixing the Donald. Yeah. He's a mess. Right. We knew that. He is. He is. We have to give him some love. And in our world, love means cock and ball torture. He's already been in CBT massive amounts of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Okay. So honey,

he needs to kind of fix a flat penis syndrome. He needs to kind of fix a flat miracle growth. She has seeds. Oh, I wrote that little dick. I wrote that little dick. It was fun. Hey, it's hard. It stays hard. It stays hard. It was a nice tickle. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So here he is. I'll just hold him right here.

So Happy New Year. Happy New Year. And I want to introduce some other people on my beautiful stage area. Yeah. Actually, why don't I just put my feet on his balls here? You know, this is my therapy. I kind of do things to him like he's a voodoo doll. Too shamed. Makes me feel better. Too much. About the whole thing.

And porcelain does it with such. Yeah. She does it. She's a professional. Well, no, you both are. I mean, but gosh, okay, I'm ready for this though. Honey, don't forget me. I'm a professional too. Yeah. Those beautiful boots, I got shocked by the beautiful whips. So I'm so sorry about that.

And now I see it all and it's all good. It's all good. I want to introduce Lonnie Legend. Happy New Year. You know, we brought the Sybian out. You want to ride the Sybian into the New Year? Maybe. Wow. That should be exciting. Okay. Okay. And we are very excited to have you here and you're up for AVN awards.

I am. I forget to go and vote every day for most epic ass is the fan vote. Most epic ass. Can we get to see this ass? Yes. I've got a great photo. Can we have a look? Happy New Year. We are now going to have a look at the award-winning ass. Nice stockings. Beautiful. This is actually a good show on Facebook briefly. Okay.

Okay. Very epic. Right. And we have Durge magazine's Renee Pickup. Renee Asher Pickup. Hello. Welcome back. Thanks. I'm so happy to be back. We're a little tight here. Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little tight. It's good to be back. That's what he said. Yeah. Okay. And you have a black cat around you. I've got a black cat around my neck.

Is that what you're following into 2017? Well, see, at me personally, and I think a lot of people at Durge magazine would agree, a lot of the things that people think are dark and bad, we think are awesome. So I love black cats. We like pussy. Well, exactly. Hey, dark. We're talking about

cock and ball torture of Donald Trump. So I know I'm very excited to get some tips because because I feel like I didn't I didn't come at that event with the right the right strategy when I was here. I really I think cock and ball torture is the way I should have went. Yeah, I have some regrets now. Which is good though. Yeah, well, for me.

I mean, is it more difficult when it's as tiny as the Donalds? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know, you can't really have to get the really have to get the heel. Honey, that's when you have to use dental floss. Toothpick. I do kind of have a serious question, though, when somebody comes to you wanting cock and ball torture. Yes.

I imagine that they have to really know deeply that that's what they want. And and and in knowing that, do you respect them? Maybe I don't want to say more than other clients. But do you know what I mean by that? It's not a sense of respect them more than other clients. It's a sense that they're coming for a fetish, something that they like. So it's all clients are respected.

Just because they want to get their balls tied up doesn't mean I like them more. It's personality. Right. And I can't ask, are you a southern bell? Because I feel like I get this like spicy southern sense from you. I'm Apache. Wow, Apache. You know, I want to give a New Year's Eve shout out to the

water protectors. Yes, absolutely. I am so in awe of them. And I've been so like messed up about everybody the left and the right in these last couple of months. And these water protectors up there in North Dakota have given me inspiration. So yeah, if I was 20, I'd be up there. But

love you guys. Thank you for that shout out. Goddess Phoenix and I are both American Indian. I'm half a Blackfoot Indian and half Greek. Wow. Well, sexy combo. Thank you. And I'm half Apache and the rest bitch. Yes. Own that title. Anybody calls you a bitch? It's miss bitch. Miss bitch. Goddess bitch. Yes, ma'am. Goddess bitch. All right. And moving right around, we have

Mistress Jacqueline. Yes. Welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you so much. It's Jacqueline DeMonde. Mistress Madame Diva. All right. And you are also a bitch, Madame Dominatrix, a pro. Yes, I am. And this is your first time here at Bonoboville. It is. And thank you so much for inviting me. Welcome. Miss Porcelain told me so much about it

and convinced me that I had to come here. Well, excited to have you here. Thank you. So what would you do to the Donald if you could torture him in any way? You know, I do love CBT. Yeah, okay. But I love small penis humiliation. Oh, okay. Lots of verbal. Verbal. Like what would you call it? A dinky-winky. A dinky-winky. I like that. It's pretty dinky. Yeah.

One of those little sausages. What are those called? Cocktail Franks. Yes. Cocktail Franks. We have them to eat. Right. Yeah. They're nice hors d'oeuvres. Little smoky. Yes. Yes. Humiliation. Now, that's an interesting kind of subject that people come to you gals for, right? Absolutely. Yeah. I think the difference though is a lot of people like little smokies in their mouths, but I don't think very

many people want to put Donald Trump in their mouth. Well, I like shrimp cocktail. Right. Right. Well, shrimping is what you do when you eat toes, right? Sometimes. Sometimes, but I do run some of the fetish parties and the queen of foot fetish parties. I am. Oh, net. Jacqueline Dumont is the queen of foot knight. Can we see your feet? Oh, well, that's your high

heel and now we remove. Don't take it off yet. Don't take it off yet. It's got to be like a popper in it. Dangle. A dangle. The dangles. Oh, right. No, no. No, no. No, no. Honey, I know what I'm doing. Oh, look at this. Don't interrupt her art. She's got it dangling from her big toe. That is some foot seduction. And off we go. Like a popper. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I love the way you build top all that

anticipation. That's I'm learning how to do that a little bit better. You give lessons. Of course. All right. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of Dom's are giving lessons lately. Yes. Yeah. We actually have a Dom's school. Dom's school at Domcon this year. Yep. I created Dom's school a few years ago, and now we're going to implement for Domcon. So it's where we train Dom's to be professional

dominatrixes who we teach safe sending consensual in the correct way of doing things. Right. You know, so many speeches that pick up whips from Starship and said, I'm a Dom. Yeah. Yeah. Or S courts with whips. We have like a beginner. We do. We have a beginner's 101 course. Come on. I'll sign you up. Yeah. Yeah. Domcon. It's in May. And it's it's fabulous.

All right. So I met actually I met Madame Susina. Got it. Susina. 17 years ago. Yes. But I also met you again at Domcon. This is true. I met you 17 years ago when I first moved to California. And I am a true Southern Belle. Oh, yes. Definitely. Out across country when I was the little tender age of 27. And I think I met you within the year. And I was really taken back by

your your nice little party. Everybody was lounging and there's sofas. We love to lounge. Everybody was so welcoming. And it was very nice effect. Very nice. Well, welcome back. And now we're here in Bonoboville, LA X. Yes. And Happy New Year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So do you have any special ways you'd like to dominate the Donald? Well, I would probably make

him suck my cock. Okay. Okay. That little mouth. It might he might find that difficult because I have, you know, yeah. Well, he's got a fairly open mouth here. It's very forgiving. I see that. Yeah. Yeah. It can open, open, you know. Yeah. Did you bring your cock? I did not. I did not know Donald would be here. Oh, well, he's a regular here. Yes. Now I know. Now I know. And I'll be

properly prepared next time. Well, okay. But Happy New Year. You have any New Year's resolutions? You know, I make New Year's resolutions, but they don't always get carried out. So I just want to be the best I can be the best I can be whether that you are personal or professional or whatever. I just want to be the best I can be. And speaking of the best, I got involved in the

lifestyle professionally about seven years ago. I met Goddess Phoenix in Atlanta at this wonderful party. Oh, yes. And I was taken back by her beauty and her presence. Yes. She's like, oh, you have to come see me. So we connected. And it was a lot of no, no, no, no. Yeah, there was a lot of no, no, no, no. And she invited me to attend Dom trips. And we went to the

Dominican Republic. It was very nice. It was awesome resort. We took the whole resort over. And it was just days and nights filled with, you know, fantasy and costumes and just a plethora of fun. And that's where I attended to her Dom school. And I learned so much from her. She has been such a mentor in my development of my professional. I love you. Professional Dom.

And yeah, she taught me so much. And she continues to teach me all the time. I really enjoy being with her and learning from her. That's so nice. Thank you, beautiful. Thank you. It's a beautiful thing. And I feel that the Dom sisterhood is very much like the bonobo sisterhood where the girls stick together and dominate the boys and the boys like it. You know, I mean, that's a key.

That's a key. The boys in bonoboville do enjoy the domination that they experience and they actually stay younger longer than their common chimp counterparts. So they have less stress. And somehow it all works out. I don't know how much cock and ball torture they get, but a little bit. I mean, sometimes there's this one scene in this one film where a bonobo

female is holding the bonobo male's balls as they kind of play ring around the rosy until, you know, she feels that he has submitted enough. And then she pocks them. Perfect. Yep. Yep. I gave Donald your book. Oh, yeah, he should read it. He doesn't read, though. That's the problem. You know, there's a lot of things he should read. Maybe he could

start with the bonobo way. He should. We keep trying to get him to read it. But, you know, we did get a safety pin in his ear. Maybe his wife could read it. Someone could read it to him. Someone sexy like you. A nobo bedtime stories for the Donald. Yes. That'd be good therapy for him. Yes. We are trying to give the Donald therapy,

even as we give ourselves therapy for having to deal with the Trump apocalypse ahead of us. So, here we are. And next, we have Aldis. Aldis. Aldis. How do you pronounce that? Aldis. Aldis. Aldis. Aldis Isaiah. Yes. Welcome to Bonoboville. Thank you for having me. I'm excited to have you. I'm excited. You look like a real New Year's treat. Oh, thank you.

You do. Look at this cute little outfit. Can you model this? I want to understand. Let's see your jewels, darling. And your nipples. Yeah. Oh, look at this. I love the way those nipples can be freed so easily in that outfit. Yes. Where's this going? Yes. That looks like it's. Whoa. The headset. That wasn't a bad idea. Okay. Careful with

the Facebook camera. But yeah, the top comes off very easily. We like that in Bonoboville. So I like that all the time. Welcome. So you're an erotic artist. What are you? I am. I've been a sex worker for eight years. Yep. Yeah. I've been a sex worker for eight years and I just started filming stuff. Most recently, I'm royally buttfucked Jackie. Oh.

Wow. It was amazing. Yes. I think I saw that. I'm flogging her later. He showed me the horse cock. Oh my God. Yeah. She was. Oh, wow. Yeah. You have a fan over here. That's with the paranormal perfection. They're great. I love them. They're so inspiring every time. Ms. Freudian Slit shout out to you. Yeah. Yeah. So did you wear this horse cock? We actually had to. We tried to get

it to fit into one of the harnesses. It was too big. So then we found some rope and we tried to rig this weird thing and then eventually it was really heavy too. So I'm just there like trying to really like keep this thing situated in Jackie's lovely butt and like also give it like the motions it needs and not, you know, not like ruined form. Sorry. She's got it. I know what

and I like there's something about having like 20 pounds of meat between your legs. Yeah. How did it make you feel? Great. Yeah. So women do have penis envy. Freud was right about that. I don't know if it's like a penis envy or if it's just like the excitement of your about to get to do something that you can't usually do. Something different. It's not that I want one. It was more

like, oh, this will be a fun time. And it was a fun time. Did you get it? That's great. Did you get it all the way in? How far did we get? Seven inches. I mean, was it like, no, it's bigger. Oh, like double this. It's, I don't know if it's quite, is it maybe like, that's bigger than seven inches. Correct, too. We really should have borrowed it.

Oh, yeah. So there's a horse somewhere out there that let us borrow his dick. Yeah. All right. Well, the Donald is not taking it all in his mouth, but he's licking it. He's shutting up, which is what's important. The tip is gagging him. But his dick is growing. Is it? Oh, wow. He's enjoying it. Maybe he really is a cuck-servative.

You know, I just think it's very funny, kind of ironic that a lot of these kind of, you know, very sort of conservative people that call people that aren't conservative enough cuck-servatives are often having fantasies of being cuckolds. Right? Do you find that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you get a lot of cuckold clients? I don't get a lot. I get requests for them.

I will see a couple depending on who they are, if their interests are in line with mine. Doing cuckold as a dom, it has to be a couple that I feel comfortable doing those activities with. Right. Well, if you're going to actually have a guy in the picture. Absolutely. You could just do it like

Madame Jacqueline does, where you just do the humiliation. Absolutely. And what do you think people want humiliation for? I mean, is it like a zen thing, like having your zen masters slap you across the head? It's one aspect is people are, my clients that come to see me as their CEOs. They run companies. They're so used to telling everybody else what to do.

You hear that? So they truly try to run the fucking country, Donald. And so they just want to be bitch slapped once in a while and told, you know, that they're nothing but small digs. Right. That's what he needs. Maybe that would, you know, be good for the country. Yes, Donald. Goddess Phoenix. Come see me. I want his wallet.

I don't know. He may not have as much in his wallet as he acts like he has, you know. He spent it all on cold furniture. He doesn't have any for you. True. I might have to cat fight Melania for it too. Ooh, you know, I would love, I'd love to play with Melania actually. She's pretty hot.

She is hot. She's stunning. We kind of would have her on the show and treat her well. Absolutely. I actually have a lot of respect for her. I actually get annoyed when people slut-shame her. I have to agree. I have to agree. I think she's a very well educated woman. I have a lot of

respect for her. Honey, every woman is married to Dick once in their life. Exactly. It's only once, if you're lucky. Okay, so I now lost my countdown, by the way. My countdown is gone. The clock says 11-11. That's a good one.

Okay, and I have a bonobo in front of the clock. So that's right in front of the, yeah. I need to have that one. Is it actually 11-11 right now? It's getting there. Does anyone else know the significance of 11-11? And the numerology, 11 is, no, 22 is the most perfect number, so.

Well, what about 17? That's what we're going into. Yes. Right. It's the awkward age. Eight is infinity. 17 is the most awkward age of any teenage person, so you know what? I'm excited for new things, new awkwardness, and you know, you just get to start your own shit. I think that's 17's about. That's the eight. It's infinity, too.

And listening to, hopefully, some money. Yes, that's true. All the money. Abundant. Well, we like money. Come go and come watch these girls put on a class and talk about money and ass. I'm excited. Aren't you a poet? I don't even know it. Okay, so we are now going to, let's see, we're going to spank out the old year

with some spankies. So Danielle already got her spanking. I want to spank. You want to spank. Jackie. Okay. I'm Jacqueline, not Jackie. Okay. No, we know that. Let's make that point right now. But right behind you. I'm going to spank her with the book, my favorite. Oh, yes. Jackie. Here, can you please use this one? Yes, I will use whatever book you like me to.

Yeah, because this is a little more spankable. All right, so here she comes. Jackie Blue, you're looking amazing this evening. I'm enjoying the leather is up for a couple of awards from the tease. Yeah, she is up for the miss unique and also internet best internet personality.

Congratulations, beautiful. All right, so where do you want her on your knees now? Very good. Do I have your permission to spank you? Talk into the mic. Yeah, we have explicit permission. Oh, we like it to be explicit. Thank you. Yes, explicit and enthusiastic consent. We are spanking out the old year.

Jackie, you're wearing those. Those wax marks so beautifully. I'm in awe. Last week's Hanukkah wax. It's really profound. Wow. So no mercy. Give me the book. I'm warming her up. Give me a minute.

I have the finest lineup right here. Really? As good as it gets right here. Fetish world. I hope you pay attention. I've seen Jackie sub before and it's blown my mind. She says it's nothing all the time. So wow. Yo. Yeah. Oh, that's so nice. Spank out the old year.

Blog in the news. Wonderful. Oh, honey, you just got half the chapter now. You're getting the whole book. Okay. Here she goes. Goddess Phoenix. Take liberties. Get all the way down on her knees. She's a power spanker. Whoa. You know, that takes me back to spanking my mother used to give me. Really? Right. My dad's belt. Like I'm. Oh, wow. She whacked you that hard. That's not right.

Don't spank your kids. Spank consenting adults. Yeah. I got. Listen to Dr. Susie and switched. Because I agree. I think the last time I saw a spanking like this is I did some really messed up stuff. The moral is to hug your kids and spank your friends. Oh, that's a good one. I like that. When I get spanked, it's a reward. I can't even. Welcome to the fetish world,

my friends. Welcome to the fetish world. I can't explain how much this brings up from my past being a kid and get switched, switched and paddled and belted. And it's like really intense. Like it brings I could feel I could feel working through some stuff. Thank you. Well, that's what we do here on the Dr. Susan block show. We work through your stuff

speaking of play through stuff. We've got an alarm going off over here. Does anyone know what that's about? I don't know. But it's not New Year's yet. Right. We have 42 minutes and 13 seconds like a New Year's smoke detector. Hold the microphone. Let me hold the mic. What did you say? I said, we're going to put this book right here so everyone can see it and we're going to get

into a really good hard spanking. Are you ready? Are you ready? Whoa. Yes. Happy New Year. Yeah. You know, there's something really tribal about watching you and I just have to say I read a lot of Joseph Campbell and the mythology of the Native Americans. And there's there's a lot of. It's called but bongo. Yeah, well, someone said sick of a

but there's there's something really powerful in your strength and your and the ritual of it and and the sacrifice of it and and the way that you bring us all together. Thank you. Thank you. It's an appreciation for the arts and having someone to enjoy it because we it's not just not the subs that get into the headspace. Us Dom's, we get into a space too.

So doing that type of a spanking, that's just a warm up for her. I mean, yes, she hasn't had everything yet. Really taken it honey. And she's kind of like speaking of, you know, ancient Native American practices that the sacrifice. But of course, this is just the little death, not the big one. So we're grateful for that. But she is, you know, taking the pain for

the community in a way. Thank you. I am also a Cherokee, by the way. Oh, we're just Native Americans tonight. No, Dabble on both sides of my family. Jackie, I just want to check in with you. How are you doing with your ass trampling with my feet? Oh, I couldn't be in a better place right now. Oh, yes, you could right between my legs. I stand corrected. Wow. Jackie, you're amazing.

Always want to check in with your subs and slaves while you're playing with them, just to make sure that they're doing okay. So that's why I was checking in with her. As a warning, if I start going into subspace, my mouth does not work. So any questions won't do much good. You'll only hear gibberish in return. Well, now we have sign language for that.

Now we have these beautiful light up whips. Can you kind of use them? Go until you want to stop. Jackie. Yes. Of course, he fell. He doesn't have anything to keep him up.

Trying to if someone found him face down in his own crotch tonight. Yeah. So now we've got these fabulous whips of goddess Phoenix. Yeah, it does. I hear you. No, you got to talk in a microphone. Gypsy. Bonobo will hold it for you on her knees.

Extend your hands all the way forward in front of me. Palms up. Head all the way down to the ground all the way. Keep going. That's it. All right. And this is perfect. Palms all the way down on the ground, all the way. Don't cheat. There you go.

Looks very sacrificial. Yes. Here's a whips. Three. It's going to be a goryeum pose. You're going to sit back. Lift up. Hands rested on your legs here. Just like that. Palms up always. That's a complete sign of giving yourself to me. Good girl. Four. Turn around. Stand up. Place your hands behind your head. There we go.

Yes. We are making way. Get out of the way of the vloggers. Here they go. And look at those. Oh my god. Beautiful. Light laser light vloggers. Just glittering and glimmering for New Year's Eve. All over Jackie's happy new year. Very happy. I understand. Don't hold back.

How does that feel? Oh, that's lovely. Oh, it looks so pretty. Swishing around. I love the colors. I love the metaphor of being beaten by the light. Yes. Or slightly whipped. I don't know. It's not beaten. What is it? She's being taken by the flogged. She's being flogged by the light. She's being taken to the dark side.

Logged into the New Year. I want the dark side. We are dark. We are dark. Beautiful. I want your palms down there on the ground. All right. We are going to have to take a break real soon. But we can have a grand finale right now. Girl, get it. And everyone in the audience who gets to look at God is Phoenix's.

This is like the most talented thing I've ever. Beautiful. Turn the lights off. Turn the lights off. If we have lights and we can turn them off, we should be able to do this. Tech people. That's amazing. Wow. Who's expecting miracles of my tech people?

Yeah. Oh, beautiful. It is going around in the mouth. That is just a New Year's treat. God is Phoenix. Happy New Year. Yeah. Nice. That was 5D for me. It was consensual. You filmed me from over there. Literally felt it.

So, Jackie, turn around. Happy 2017. A very, very happy 2017. God is Phoenix. Good girl. Good girl.

Thank you so very much. You're very welcome to honor with mine. All right. Beautiful. Wow. So, who wants to ride the Sybian into the New Year?

You do. Lonnie, anybody else? Danielle is opening and closing her mouth a lot. We can decide over the break, maybe. Maybe over the break, we'll decide. Okay.

I want to watch Jackie Blue ride the Sybian. I know, Beelive really wants to ride it too. He's been telling me all day. He'll just suggest it. Just suggest it. I'm trying to spread around the activities.

So, people who haven't had activities will have activities. And anyway, so we're going to come back in just a few moments and we are going to do the countdown. It's only 32 minutes and 41 seconds until 2017.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. So, we're going to take a little break, but we're going to come right back and we're going to ride the Sybian. Lonnie's going to ride the Sybian.

And maybe some other people are going to ride the Sybian as well. And have some more whipping and popping of the poppers and, you know, all kinds of New Year's fun. So, don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back.

Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block. And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions,

including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really? They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are, and partly because they're very, very close to us,

almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us, and more specifically to you.

Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free? Would you like to tap into the hot, natural sex energy within you, that you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain, you know, the pain?

And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex. Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust, and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that these days?

So get the book Learn the Bonobo Way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville, a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends.

And one last thing. The real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction.

Read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Sisters, we are going to have a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month.

So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before. Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne.

Sister Tracy, you are going to ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here, and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here.

Okay, so here she goes. Uh-oh. Just mounting the Sybian. Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?

Oh, I have. Many a times. My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Oh, whoa. Go for the G-spot, go for the clip. Go for whatever works. Someone can come from their nipple.

We've got Virginia Radoe, riding the Sybian. Wow, holy shit. That does the job. Yes, it's doing it.

Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv, from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride on, cowboy.

Take a deep breath, deep breath. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian, celebrating masturbation month. Ding-dong.

Oh, yes, yes. A sister of a woman. Look at that face. That is a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block, your wonderful human being. Your wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block. Hello, Ding-dong. Thank you.

And I think that was a wonderful thing. I think we have orgasm, Houston. And let's have a hand. We have lift off.

We have lift off. We made it. Oh, okay. Okay.

Eva Ejecule. We, we, we, we. Okay, we're gonna go. We're gonna go.

Testify, sister Kenny. Testify. That you masturbate. Hey, man.

And you are not ashamed. How was it? What's your report? My vagina's so tingly right now.

It feels like pop rock. I'm just gonna take this home. I'm gonna take it. That thing is bigger than your little body.

That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready. I'm, come on.

I still think I could at least leave those women. We're the husband. You got the simian. You don't need the husband.

No matter, fall over. Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you.

That's my girl. We're listening to Radio Suzy One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. So, yes, indeed.

Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we only have a few more minutes to 2016. And we are going to ride the simian into the new year, vicariously, with Miss Lonnie Legend doing the riding.

She's right here. So, she really wants to show her beautiful breasts. So, can you not allow it on Facebook? So, can you show?

Well, look at some male nipples. Right. Those are okay, right? Male nipples, they're good, right?

It's like that rude friend who's like mom. Safe harbor. It's like no crop tops, girl. And I want a safe harbor party.

We have Mistress Tara Indiana. She has joined us. My favorite US presidential candidate of 2016. Thank you.

And you really know how to beat Trump. I do, but I didn't beat him well enough. Well, so I think I'm going to have to beat him again. Again, yeah, yeah.

Here he is. I see you've got him. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Come on. I'm going to start the Sybian right now. Oh, yeah. Just on a slight vibration.

Hi, puppy. He has been stripped of his fancy suit. I think so, yes. You've been really bad, haven't you?

Yes. You weren't supposed to win, were you? No, no, no. He didn't even think he was going to win.

You didn't think you were going to win. I didn't think you were going to win. And now you've ruined everything, haven't you? You're really going to get it.

You know that, right? Yeah. And you deserve it, don't you? You've been very bad.

All fours. All fours. This is Trump therapy. Whack him.

Yeah. Harder. He's riding the Sybian, while this is happening. And she's riding the Sybian.

Lonnie and legend. I think Donald is liking this. Look at this. I think he's liking it.

We don't want to see that, Donald. Oh, my God. Hello. You know, I'm not done with you.

If you think that I've given up, you're wrong. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you in Trump Towers. I'm going to come and get you.

Do you understand? I almost got you the last time I was out there. I was in the lobby. And I'm going to come back and I'm going to beat you

in the lobby of your own home. As soon as I can find a photographer that's got the balls to shoot me. Is there anybody here?

Do it. Right there. Trump. Because it's a public space, baby.

It's a public space. They can't stop me. Just don't eat at the Trump Grill. It's got really bad food.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It really, right before that happened, we were there. And it was terrible.

It was, I already, I already checked the place out. And when he's not in the building, the security's pretty lax. Isn't that right? Look at those tiny hands.

Tiny. Do the hands match? Tiny. Matt, what's in the undies?

Yes, they do. Let's see what we're working with, Donald. Oh, yeah. Do it sexy for me.

Do it sexy. Oh, are you embarrassed? You don't want people to see your tiny, tiny cock, do you? That's why you make those big skyscrapers and put your name on them.

Because you have a tiny penis and you don't want anyone to know. I'm going to have to ask you to come up real close. So why don't you just get it off your chest? You know you want to.

Just drop it so that everyone will know the fucking truths. Oh, wow. Say goodbye to the old year. Oh my gosh.

Donald Trump, I know where you live. Okay. Well, very good. So did I get a little dark?

Very, very convincing. Very compelling. Yes. Get Trump out of here.

Did I make mine? That was a little wee wee. Yeah. Well, we knew it.

I mean, we'd heard about it and it was. So okay, we're almost at the new year, brothers and sisters. So we need to distribute the poppers. And I'm not talking about drugs.

What's going on with Lonnie? And Lonnie is riding the Sybian. How's it going? I don't even have it very high.

Wow. What about if I do this while you ride the Sybian? I was sort of wondering why I was starting to get more and more turned on. I was thinking, is it Donald Trump?

You know, because he was sitting right here. And then I realized it's Lonnie back here. Lonnie is very sexy. Fucking riding that Sybian.

Yes. I think it was also Donald Trump's little, little, little dick. I think it really turned us all into compassionate women. We all gasped with compassion.

I thought there was some gasps of humiliation, actually. But maybe some compassion. We all agree. I'm sorry.

I know that must have been a distraction for you. Where's the microphone here? I was laughing and it made me rub hard on this thing. Oh, now I feel better.

That's a girl. That's how I feel about Donald Trump. It makes me want to do what you're doing more. Yes.

Well, we might as well just have a good time. Well, you have a chance. Okay. Actually, you could, you could write two people on the Sybian.

You get behind her. Whoa. Yeah. Am I doing it right?

Yeah, sure. Honey, you're premature to the New Year. Yeah, premature. No, no, we're, we're preparing.

Okay. Okay. So now we're going to be like in the midst of New Year's with Lonnie writing the Sybian and somebody, Popper's going off and somebody getting spanked or whipped.

I want to spank you. Can I spank them both? Should we beat Donald Trump again? Donald should be being beaten again.

Come back, Donald. Do you both want to be spanked at the same time? Yeah, let's organize. Or what about like a bunch of people?

What if a bunch of people beat Donald Trump for the New Year? A bunch of people beat Donald Trump. Yes. Well, a bunch of dominatrixes.

A gaggle of dominatrixes. I would like to beat him with my book. Donald. And he's not very smart.

Somebody find Donald. But we do need to have people setting off poppers. Gas mask girl. Well, say it.

Say what you need to say. Can you give her the microphone? I am supposed to be starring in gasmaskirl.com. All right.

Yay. When a stranger in latex. No, stranger latex stranger calls part two with Persia. The woman that you saw the last time on here.

She's hot. Yeah, I'm supposed to be her girlfriend. And there'll be both bondage latex and other fetishes. You're speaking my language.

All right. Do you want to greet the new year with a gas mask on? If I knew where my gas mask went to.

Did I just hear someone say squirt? Is my gas squirt in the new year? Is my gas mask over there by any chance? Can I say it again?

Yes. It should be behind you somewhere. It was. It was near there somewhere.

We are getting to that point. Six minutes and 22 seconds. So Dr. Susie, what are you doing? What am I doing?

I'm trying to organize things. What are, what is your resolution for this year? My resolution is to go bonobos in 2017. And not let the haters get me down.

And just, you know, not worry about the left or the right. And just try to enjoy myself. And be a nasty woman. Yeah, just have fun.

Be a nasty woman. Absolutely. And a bad ombre. Yeah.

I think we already saw the bad ombres, the little wee wee. You know, it's full of surprises, 2017. Indeed. Who else wants some poppers?

Well, while she's writing the Sybian, she's going to have poppers and I'm in a spanker at the same time. Oh, okay. Yeah, you should have a few poppers here.

Let me have another one. Okay, maybe. Oh, I'll do that now. Okay, so we've got five minutes, brothers and sisters.

Everybody get your poppers in line. And I think we need some champagne, right? Champagne. Handsome Hollywood Jake.

Yeah, we're going to ring in the new year. We got to have some champagne, baby. May I? Yes.

Whoa. Perfect. That looks amazing. I'm squirting the photographers.

There we go. Where's the Donald? We're still looking for the Donalds. If somebody could find the Donalds and bring them back here,

that would be amazing. Hey, E-Core, show us your shirt. Oh, yeah. This is the best night of my life.

I feel like I'm finally a human being. What have you been before? I don't know. Some kind of weird machine, and now I'm finally alive.

Okay, we've got three minutes. Until 2017. You want champagne? You can get it at the bar.

She wants to know how you like your spanking so far. You know, I wouldn't confer it any other way. Like, I only stop with profession. We are.

Don't go to a Honda dealership if you want a Porsche. Spanking out the old year and flogging in the new year. I think we have to use those beautiful floggers because they are so New Year's-y.

Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. They are just so beautiful, and I've got my belt. Oh, your belt.

Would you like a little spanking? Okay. Yeah, pull up that big skirt. I want to see what's under that skirt.

That cute little skirt of yours. Oh, look at those undies. How does this work? Oh, Dr. Susie.

She's showing us her. Yes, beautiful boobs. Let's see what's under that skirt. We've got one minute and 44 seconds.

Brothers and sisters. Yeah, okay. I'm going to turn it up a little bit. I don't want it to come quite yet.

Coming up. New Year. It's going to be the New Year, Captain Max. I love you.

This is for you. The new massage. Here. Light up your drink.

Wait. Oh, the name is Trump. Light up your drink from God. Oh, thank you.

Where's your microphone? Okay, so we've got one more minute. We've got to be nice. We've got to be nice.

We just should arrest them and put them on trial. One more minute. A little champagne over here for the. There's more upstairs, too.

There's more over there over here. Anybody else need champagne? Over there. Here, I think you should be at least spanking the Trump surrogate here.

Is it more champagne? Who has a tiny little dick? Can nobody find Nemo? Is he just gone?

Yeah, more. He's mortified. All right, we've got 13 seconds. 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Yeah, baby. Whippin' and ridin' the sippy in, settin' off poppers, and drinkin' champagne. Partyin' like bonobos. That's what we do here in Bonoboville.

And we are ready to meet that new year, whatever it has to offer. Whoa, did you come? And where's the microphone? Happy New Year!

That morning legend came on the New Year, right? Yeah, so on the New Year, into the New Year. Into the New Year. She came right into the New Year.

Anybody else got poppers? Cheers. Well, that was crazy. Yes.

And a happy new year. Yeah, beat that butt. And let's have E.Core come up here and do a song for us. Woo!

E.Core! We want E.Core. We want E.Core. We want E.Core.

E.Core. Happy New Year, Anna. Thank you. I'm perfectly good here.

Bring E.Core up here. Come on, E.Core. Look at his shirt. We gotta sell these.

Happy New Year, kid. Hashtag Bonoboville, bitches! Hashtag motherfuckin' Bonoboville. Where are you?

All right, we got a lot of bad girls here. So you want to do she bad? Bad girls. Are you going to do we are one?

Oh, you're going to do another one? Surprise me. That was what we were looking for, bad girls. This is E.Core the Wolf, brothers and sisters.

Give me some volume, baby. Give me some volume. Is everybody? Hey, hey, hey.

I mean, hey, stop it for one second, hey. Stop it for one second, hey. One second. Is everybody good tonight?

Woo-hoo! That's what I'm talking about. You know, here, we're going into, we already into 2017, y'all.

So keep it, keep it peaceful. Keep it uplifted. Motivate people and keep it Bonoboville. Hashtag what?

Bonoboville. Bonoboville. Bonoboville. What you talking about?

Come on, Jake. Come on, I'm your aide. Yeah, yeah. This is about being good.

Woo! Good in life. No matter what the situation is, always be good.

You see? I'm sending shout to my little home girl. Watch the group in Detroit. So shout out to my girl city right here.

You know, other talk live in the building. Bonoboville, Dr. Seuss. I'm good. Let me ask you, I'm good.

Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to try to just nod your head. Turn it up, baby.

Turn it up. Yeah, so they can feel it. Turn it on up. There we go.

So they can feel it. Yes. Yes. I'm good.

Uh-huh. It's all about being good. You know what I'm saying? You got one go around in life.

Make it your sweetest. Here we go. Stay on the hot list. Let them topless.

In my whip topless. Told y'all I'm good. I'm rock shit. Now throw me the ball.

Cross it over on y'all. Seat ball. We born to win the game. Now, know my name.

Like metta world. Yeah. Go and say, uh-huh. Oh, this good.

You call the hood. I'm good. I'm good. And I'm so hood.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Let me hear y'all say now. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. Yo. And every hood got them talking.

Feelin' good for 20 to time. Now relax your mind. And let your conscience be free. While you listenin' to me.

But the big and timid these brooms show enough. It boom, be sweet. Fuck the rim. We above the earth.

Having the best place to be. Give me any seat. In the house. I'm good.

Out the house. I'm good. I'm just sayin'. And ain't always been good.

I had to make it that way. Though I can say I'm good. Can you say you good? Can you say you did?

When you had the good to make it out the hood. And I commend you. Not to offend you. To do that nade day.

Piss to wake up. And go around the way. That don't pay. But I know we pay.

What? Spittin' this shit. On the level of the NBA. Top notch.

Top side. Man. Don't be by my team. It's what we like.

I'm good. Come on. Good. I'm good.

I'm good. What? I'm good. Good.

We're good. I'm good. What? We're good.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Me y'all. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. You know what? Now I'm good. Cause I ride with God.

And he ride with me. When I'm complete. See my t's all crossed and all eyes. Got it.

I always got it. Going on. See I'm a mogul. With muscle.

Growing man. Strong. Sanctin. Camping.

And I'm handsome. Remindin' Lila. Then she on fire. Then she lit the fire.

She told me to. Kick back. She said. Relax.

She said that. We hear that. This is shit. And later my wolf.

Come back and with you. Yeah. I'm good. That.

With this moment. The time is not. Man direct. What you expect.

And you do it too good. And when you got it. You got it. So don't.

Blunt it. To the world. And be about it. No limit.

Personally matter. I'm gonna do it on the mic. Take a plank like. Y'all know who's showing y'all.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

Me y'all. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good.

I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm good. I'm good. But not for good.

Yeah. Thank you. Magic. Woo.

32, 23, 24 in your face. Oh. 32, 22, 24 in your face. Y'all there.

Bonoboville. Wow. Bonoboville. Bonoboville.

We're gay. We're in a mix. 2017. What a world.

We're here. We are here brothers and sisters. We made it. Yeah.

It's a new song. Yeah. You want to do another one? Oh.

You had a few orgasms there. Yeah. You had to turn. Right.

Right. I forgot about our Sybian rider. Oh, here we go. She bad.

Definitely going to say to this. Going to say to this. She bad. Yeah, Tanya you can go, come on.

Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she, ooh that thing. Look how she make it burn. Yeah, that go, go, bang.

Everybody stop. Look at her pop. That thing bang. Got a pop.

Get in the spits of dope. Oh, we up in Bonobo. She showing me love, dub, back and dub. What if we can out dance?

That dance with the man I don't even know. But this night for sure, that deal, she ill. Yeah, she said keep your feel. Hold on real tight to those thighs and ride that thrill.

I'm in it for the whole night. Forgive me till we never have no static. The baddest woman in the girl, right? Shit, yes, sir.

I ain't lying. She gotta like that. She bad. She bad.

She bad. She bad. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go.

Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she, ooh that thing. Look how she make it burn. That girl can go.

Don't stop. Cause you got me turned by the way you pop in the way you pop. Yeah. So don't stop.

Don't stop. Work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody.

Cause everybody watching her do her thing. Make that thing. Make it bang. Bang, bang.

I'm so messed up. So hit my side. By the way she shake those ass and thighs. Gave me a ride.

So I had to buy more rounds. She put it down. But she kept me up all night. Shit, she bad.

She the bomb. Yes, she's kind of mine. Look how she shaped that thing. Look how she make it burn.

Look how she drop it low. Yeah, damn you can go dudes. Be taking it while she's shaking it back that thing. She bad.

Come on, she bad. She bad. What? She bad.

That girl can go. She ain't that. She bad. She bad.

She bad. She bad. She bad. All y'all bad.

She bad. She bad. Look at that. She bad.

She bad. No, Bonobo. She didn't. Bonoboville.

2017. Bonoboville. And we out again. Are we out of poppers?

Yeah. All right. Any more poppers? Set them off now.

Come on. Woo. So, okay. So, now.

Oh, look who's here. Marguerite and the monkey. Yes. Wait, you're all dressed up.

Not ready for fighting. All right. So, brothers and sisters, I think we're going to be ready to like disperse into a just general party like Bonobos in just a moment.

But I want to thank all my fabulous beautiful guests for joining us here. We love you, Dr. Susan. I didn't hear that. Let me hear it one more time.

We love you, Dr. Susan. Aren't you supposed to kiss somebody at New Year's Eve? Am I good? What?

You're supposed to kiss someone at New Year's Eve. Someone? I love you, darling girl. I love you, big captain.

So, this woman, I've known this woman for 30 some odd years. She has raised my bail to $5,000 while I was in prison in this free country. I don't know how I did that. And she stuck by me when they said, get rid of this guy.

And you stuck by me while I was in a coma. Yeah. Yeah. And I love you, darling.

And it's 2017. Year for another year. You see this gold safety pin? You all know what it's about, right?

I got my safety pin. It's the resistance. It's the resistance against fascism. Against losing up.

Tell it, Captain Max. Yeah. We are in a country today where we have a major, major problem. Listen, I don't mind.

The guy's pretty good. He's a comedian, sort of. A sick one, but he's a comedian. Here's the problem.

He's going to get a hold of our Supreme Court. He's going to get a hold of hundreds of federal judges. Okay? What that means for all of us that have worked so hard, so hard,

and been beaten. And it means that we may lose some of those rights. So it is important, even though you're a progressive or a liberal or a libertarian or whatever the fuck you are,

you better watch out because we have a major problem. And so very nicely, we should resist with nonviolence, but we should resist. And if it wasn't for the electoral college,

because we would have won. Hillary, George Bush, they're all the same. But here, what's important? There are people in this country.

Hello? There you are. There I am. I thought I was being censored already

and he's not even an office. Maybe getting hacked by the Russians. I don't know. But we should all be cool and we should all be good

and we should all resist at every level that we possibly can. Because if he gets a hold of these federal, it's 50, 60, 70 years going backwards. And we can't do that.

Amen. Amen. Women. Women.

Women. Women. Women. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year to you. Yeah. What's at the bottom? I'm scared.

We do have a fight ahead of us, but unlike some of the liberals that say we've got to work hard and not play and not make fun of the Donald anymore, we are going to continue to have fun

and we are going to continue to party like Bonobos until we just run out of steam. That's right. There's never enough steam in Bonoboville.

We always have steam, you guys. And I just want to thank everybody here, all of you beautiful Bonobo sapiens for joining us here in Bonoboville

and for sharing this moment. Yeah. Because you never know. You never know what might happen,

you know, between the terrorists and the freedom fighters and the fascists and the populists and the presidents and the precedents. We just never know.

So we need to appreciate and savor and just get the most out of every moment. Which I think we do very well here in Bonoboville. Yeah.

So thank you, thank you, thank you. I am so grateful for all of you and you who are out there, if you're watching in your cardboard box

or your mansion on a hill or if you're eating bad food in the Trump grill, very bad. Be good.

Resist. Resist. Give us all your money. Revolution and give Mrs. Porcelain your money.

Always. And give Mrs. Porcelain your money. And jewels. You know.

And spread the wealth. Give all these beautiful women your money. And give Bonoboville. And give Ecore a little money too.

And Ecore too. That body deserves money. That body deserves money. Jackie also needs your money.

Okay. All these people obviously. They're old like me. Hey Max, use the other bar mic.

It's like. We all want money. Give us all the money. How much time do we have?

I want all the money. I want money too. We all want money. Well, okay.

We have a lifetime. We are going to just. What do you want? Tell you to make like Bonobos.

Not baboons. Make love. Not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

Even if that someone is you. Happy New Year. Anyone else? You can talk to us.

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