Cougar Equinox

Full transcript of Cougar Equinox on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your servant, and your mistress of the airwaves. And do you remember the 21st night of September? Earth, wind and fire, baby!

And if you're tuned in live, it's the 21st night of September, and it's the eve of the autumn equinox. Woo, yes, autumn things get scary. Yes, Betsy's barking.

Things are scary. We're falling, fall, falling is always scary. When you dream about it, when you actually do it. And it's the first day of fall, well almost.

If you're listening live, tuned in live, watching live, if not, you know, hey, every day is whatever it is. But if you're here live, then yeah, it's the first day of fall, officially falling September 22nd as the sun falls

across the earth's equator from north to south. Make a wish! My wish is that we all fall into the bonobo way. Hey, hey, hey, a peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather.

And speaking of weather, well, does it feel like fall? Does it feel like fall? Betsy, calm down. Betsy doesn't feel like fall.

It kind of still, you know, feels a little summery in sunny Southern California. But it is getting darker earlier. We have a guest, Betsy, yes. Yes, we do.

Very exciting guest, I'm going to introduce in a moment. She's calmed down. That's right, got to get to know the strangers. Especially when it's getting darker, the days are getting,

the days are getting shorter, the nights are getting longer, which makes autumn equinox a great time for great sex. Hallelujah. Can I get an amen?

Amen. Can I get an amen? Amen. Great sex and, you know, deep, cozy intimacy, right?

I mean, it is getting a little colder, I think. It was so, so crazy hot before. And, you know, kink, kink thrives in the dark. And it's almost kink pump, October.

October. And, yeah, optimal conditions for cuddling up or spanking someone you love, even if that someone is you. That's right.

Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, do you remember? It's still self-love, September. And I should stop singing. But another name for fall equinox is Mabon.

Mabon. That's right. I'm not sure exactly what it means. It's Welsh.

It's the Welsh Harvest God. And I come from Balakynwood, which means rolling hills in Welsh. And so I feel that I have the legitimacy to change the name to Mabonur. Right?

Mabonur. Mabon. Mabonur. So, happy Mabonur.

That's right. And I also kind of like the fall equinox. By the way, if anybody knows more about Mabon, give me a call. I'd like to know more.

All I know is I like to call it Mabonur. And this corn cob is okay with Marky Z on Facebook. I'll show Jesus to my other camera and this other beautiful pinky-dicky Mabonur. But I can't show this for Facebook.

Facebook gets the corn cob. Anyway, the fall equinox of Greek mythology is symbolized by the fall. That is, don't get turned on by this, the rape of Persephone. A.k.a. Proserpina, Daughter of Demeter, a.k.a. Ceres, the Great Earth Mother Goddess of the Harvest,

and fertility, and agriculture, and like many unfortunate maidens then and now, especially if you know Brett Kavanaugh, well, Persephone is raped by her uncle, who in this case is the Lord of the Underworld, a.k.a. Hades or Pluto. So before that rape, the world was in a state of perpetual spring.

Everything was green and beautiful and flowers, you know, nice weather. But after the rape, Demeter is so upset, she lets the earth go to shit. Climate change? That's right. You rape the earth and the goddess of the earth might just let the earth go to shit.

But in the myth, it's a happy ending kind of, I mean, a compromise. She works out a deal. She knows the art of the deal. With her brother, Hades, he's her brother, right, Persephone's uncle, and her other brother, Zeus, who's the king of the gods.

And they work out this deal where Persephone stays six months in the Underworld and six months, she's with her mother, those six months in the Underworld. You know, that's when Demeter still mourns her, and so we have the fall. And yeah, she made a deal.

So let's make a deal, huh? We'll forego air conditioning. If you, Mr. Hades, and Hades is often a mister, sometimes a miss these days, or misses, but shrink the US military, please, the biggest polluters in the world by far

are the US military, okay? And there's another kind of pollution, and that is perpetrated by the rapists. So we gotta stop that too, or at least reduce it like the bonobos do through female empowerment, male well-being, and peace through pleasure.

So yeah, I do have some great news, I think, go bonobos for yesterday's climate change strike. The biggest climate change protest in history. That's not the climate change strike, by the way.

That is, yep, there it is, keep that on there for now. The climate change strike is great because, you know, I mean, look at these UCLA protestors. I mean, I kind of hope they inspire you to get out there and march for climate change

and socialism and sex workers' rights and other things, because look, aren't they sexy? I think so. And can I say that, that they're sexy? I think they're over 18.

I think, I hope. No, if they're at UCLA, they're over 18. They're over 18. Well, there could be some prodigy or something. Yeah, there could be.

They look over 18. One or two 17-year-olds. Anyway, they're sexy. They've got meaning to their, you know, their...

I'm proud of them, you know, and they say, climate change is not a lie. Please don't let our planet die. Well, the planet won't die, kids. No, the planet is going to stick around.

What might die, very well might die, is the human species and a lot of other species. Right? Yeah, the dinosaurs went and the planet stuck around.

The planet withstands all kinds of crazy things. But life, life could go. And I don't know, some of you moms and dads might want your kids to inherit something.

How many people were there? Betty White to inherit some of these statistics. Are you asking these statistics? Oh, no.

No, there were millions. There were millions all over the world. And I was just thinking about the parking. They were mostly young people, so I think they made buses.

Right. I mean, hopefully they didn't burn that much gas. Hopefully they didn't take airplanes. Each individual drove an SUV there.

Greta takes that boat, that kind of thing. And then, yes, yesterday or today, actually, we had the other thing. What is that that we had today?

We had people marching on Washington and all over the place. Everywhere. There they are.

Hey, hey, ho, ho. Donald Trump has got to go. On the night of September 21st. Anyway, yeah, Donald Trump, he was here, I guess,

in LA trying to move the homeless into a concentration camp and meeting with his donors secretly, because the donors are embarrassed, that they're donating to Trump.

They love Trump, of course. They're donating money to him, but, you know... They'd be seen in public. They don't want to be seen in public.

Was he on skid row, like trying to get rid of them? Or like, sorry. No, just put him in camp, you know. I don't even think he went there.

No. Okay. I think he just sent some people there to look at that. He was meeting with donors in a very private, nice restaurant.

Complaining about skid row. Yeah, actually saying they're an eyesore. They sit on our stoops, and we pay a lot of money for this real estate.

And how about solving the problem by, you know, evening up the inequality of our whole population, so that the .001% doesn't have everything, and so many millions of people are out on the street.

And a lot of these guys are victims of the administrations before. Uh-huh. Oh, of course. It's not all Trump's football.

Reagan, and then Reagan. It's not all Trump's football, but there's something that Trump is doing right now that I just want to say is really bad and hits me personally.

Because, you know, as those of you who know me know, I have a sinus condition that is due to pollution. And, uh, hey, it's pretty bad. But Trump wants to make it worse.

So our president, Donaldo von Trumpenstein, is now revoking California's authority to set stricter auto emissions standards, sending us back into the bad old days,

make America brown, that is the sky, again. And the smog. Make America smoggy again. Maybe we should call it that.

Make America smoggy again. Certainly make California smoggy. Oh, it was smart. I gotta give him a smack.

You know, well, Trump. Oh. Trump. Drumpf.

What is that music? Can you turn that music? I don't know where. Music just went into my head.

I don't know if it's on. It's Romanical while you spank Trump. And you listen to music. Here's a little creepy that Stormy Daniels described

as a Mario Kart mushroom. Naughty, naughty, pussy bitch. Pussy ass bitch. And one of the signs that the climate march said,

impeach the pussy ass bitch. And yes, I really, really hope that you young people who are voting, or who are marching, are also going to be voting if you can vote.

To vote this guy out. And Nancy, you should be impeaching this guy. I understand the issues, but come on. Come on.

We can't just sit by and let it go on and on. And honey, if Trump doesn't make you sick, you are sick. That's right.

If you got Trump derangement syndrome, that just means you're a feeling, caring, thinking human being. And, you know, if you got Trump post-Trump sex disorder,

that kind of PTSD, well, that's tough, you know. And I feel for you. And it interferes with people's sex life. It interferes with people's lives, this administration.

But one way to treat your post-Trump sex disorder is to go to a march, go to a protest. Do something. And by the way, you might just meet hot chicks.

I'm talking to guys now, or lesbians, that are, you know, like those UCLA chicks. Well, yeah, I mean, I used to go to protests all the time. I would meet guys, right?

It's a fun place to meet people. It's a party with serious, meaningful intentions, which is the best kind of party, you know, when it has a cause.

Okay. So we're going to talk more about that. I'm going to get to my beautiful, funny guest very soon. But I do want to say, you know,

before we get back to life, talk a little bit about someone who died, who was on this show many times. Rest in peace, Jessica James.

What a beautiful woman inside and out. A teacher who became a porn star, actually. No, that's the crown, right? Okay.

There she is, but that you can't show on Facebook. Maybe you could show that one, not that one exactly. You know, yeah, I guess they're all kind of... She's just so sexy that it's like, it's just sexy everywhere.

She's sexy everywhere. But she used to be a teacher. She was a school teacher. And she was very smart.

She was very smart. She could have been a comedian. She was so funny. She stole the show every time she was on.

Certainly the first time she was on, which was in 2004. That's that time. She just was so beautiful and powerful.

She could be dominant. She could be submissive. She was amazing. Do you want to show her on this?

We can insert it. We're going to insert it. Okay, Ma, you hear that? Okay, so anyway, I feel so bad.

The cause of her death is unknown. She died at the relatively young age of 43. And her last IG message was she'd taken a holiday, but she hoped everyone was having the best sex time of their life.

And she just sent out her good sexy vibes. Rest in peace, rest in pleasure. Some people say rest in power. I think that's kind of weird.

Yeah, they say it a lot. I hear it a lot now. How do you have power? I guess she has some power because I'm talking about her.

So rest in whatever turns you on, Jessica James. Thanks for all the good vibes and the great sex. Yes, indeed. Just shows, you know, too, she died so suddenly that you never know.

You never know when that grim reaper and Nell, we're getting into Halloween season, we're getting into the scary season. You never know when it might take you. That's right.

So share that love while you can, brothers and sisters. Get the most out of life because before you know it, you are going, going gone. But we're not gone yet.

We're here. Hey, we're here. And we're queer. Get used to it.

And yes, you've been hearing also from my lovely, funny assistant, Sunshine McWayne. Let's have some applause. And we have a very, very, very special guest today.

Oh my God. Usually, often we have an adult star and a comedian, you know, because I love sex and comedy and, you know, laughter is a mental orgasm and sex can be very funny.

But tonight, my guest is both. Really, really. So let's hear it for the funny, the fabulous, the sexy, the beautiful Sally Mullen.

She has a whole other identity. So you're going to have to applaud just as much for the other identity, which is Jamie Foster. Woo!

Miguel's so excited. I think he's going to buy a session right after we're done. Very excited. Hello, Cougar.

As those of you who have seen the show know, Sally is a Cougar and proud of it. Yes. Do you want to explain what a Cougar is or should I?

Well, you probably, you could probably do it better for your people. I'll just say my opinion of Cougar is, I think, confirmed by the Urban Dictionary too.

Cougar is 35 and up woman who likes younger men, prefers younger men, goes to younger men. Okay, I did it too. You know, I kind of think they don't have to be 35 and up.

I mean, if you're like a 27-year-old woman who likes 18-year-olds, I would say you're a Cougar. You qualify. You qualify.

Yeah, you're in. Send in your application. We'll review it. You just have to be the older woman.

Yeah. And yeah, like in the autumn of your life. Well, maybe not that far, but kind of autumn, not winter, anyway.

Kind of autumn. And you've got this beautiful red hair now. Thank you. Yeah, this is, I did quite a few things to my hair.

First of all, I made it really, really dark because I was just going with like the whole sorceress thing. And then, you know, it washes out. Like, but if you do it really dark,

you get two or three colors out of it, which is economical in LA. Well, I like the red because it, you know, it's kind of really orange.

And it matches my crazy outfit, which is kind of... It's not like Trump orange, though, is it? No. No, no, no, no.

Not at all, not at all. You know, let's just say that color is good as hair, but not as your face, right? Cool.

That's the problem he runs into. That's what he runs into, is that, yeah. I mean, I think it's a tanning thing that he does. It is.

You know. I did it in prom, and that was a four prom, and that was 1986. Okay.

And you turned orange. I got kind of orange like the day after, and then I got those white things he gets. It's a weird choice he goes with.

Right, because you wear the little goggles. Yeah, you have to. I mean, we know he wears them. We do.

Now, you're a cougar, so he's an older man. Oh, no. Yeah, no Donald, and no to his kids, because they're just so mean and dicky.

I mean, I'm sure that there's a cool one in there, I'm sure, but I haven't done my homework to know which one. Well, I hate to say Baron, because he is like 13.

Well, Baron seems like a nice kid, but I'm a cougar, not a pedophile, but he does seem like a cool kid. He could grow up.

Big difference is something. From cougar and pedophile. If he stays away from the drumpus. But, and maybe what's her name isn't too bad.

Melania. Tiffany's cool. Oh, now Melania's, you know, she's, well, I mean, she's getting paid.

Well, Baron's going to have mom issues. We know that. And I like Tiffany. Somebody said I look a little like her,

and that was flattering to me, like a Tiffany Trump mom, but not really. Her mom is Marla, right? Her mom is Marla.

Yeah, Marla's looking good. Marla is, she could be a cougar. She could be. I hope she is.

After she got Trump on his way. Actually, his other acts is kind of a cougar. She had a younger man. Ivana?

Ivana, yes. Ivana, yeah. Yeah, they're all hot. I mean, they're all hot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's no excuse. Complicit. No, there's no excuse.

I learned about Donald Trump in the 80s when I was in high school, because my dad was a tabloid editor. Oh.

And they were putting him in the tabloids, and I was like, who's this asshole? He's not on TV. And my dad's like, that's some really rich guy

who had a big affair. So it was newsworthy. Although, you know, he wasn't on TV. That was when he was having sex with Marla Maples.

Best sex I ever had. Yeah, not what she said. I'm sure. What she was paid to say.

Yeah. Well, I mean, like I would say, I'm not gonna lie, I would have sex with Donald Trump for money.

If I could make $5,000 right now to fuck him, I would totally do it, yeah. Stormy Daniels made $135. Good for her.

I have morals too, but if you pay me, I can compromise. Yeah, but we need money so we can keep living our moral life.

Exactly, exactly. So your moral life, I guess, is your comedian, and you find humor in everything.

Right. We say what we want on stage. I think that's a strong, ethical, you know, job to have.

Yeah, it is. Like, let's laugh. You know, your comedians are sharing our twisted viewpoint with the world

and hoping other people get on board. It's nice when they do. Helping people to laugh is a gift. It's giving them a gift.

But I think comedians were really doing it for ourselves. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I do other nice things.

I have nine rescued pets, you know, and I'm just, I'm a nice person. And I'm always trying to help people. Are any of them men?

No, but I have ex-boyfriends hanging around. Well, don't they call the young guys that cougars like cubs?

Cubs, yeah. Yeah, my cubs are growing up. I'm 51 now, and I'm going for guys more in their late 30s.

Okay. So you used to go for guys in their 20s? 20s or late 30s. I'm going for like 38, 39.

You know, like one divorce, you know? Is that because you like them better or because you feel it's more appropriate? I'm more sexually attracted to guys

in their late 30s now. It's just happened. It's just happened. Yeah.

It's been weird. It's been like the last year and a half. They say, less dumb shit. And that's the age I'm going for.

It doesn't mean that's the age I'm getting. Okay. Okay. I had a question.

Yes. So like, okay. So what did you do when you were 18? You didn't go for a 12-year-old, right?

I was a virgin until I was 19. Wow. I liked, I was best friends with gay guys. I just hung out and got high and got drunk

and went to like adult gay bars. So I wasn't getting any, except cocaine. So when you were in your 20s, you went for like 16-year-olds or what?

In my 20s, I went for like my age range. Oh no, I liked older guys. What am I, I liked older guys like six, seven years older and then got out of that.

Yeah. I don't think there are many women that are like born cougars. No. Some are born dominant or submissive or,

I mean, into certain fetishes. But cougar is something you can cultivate. I was into cougaring in like my early 30s. I like guys in their early 20s, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or 30s though. Were you already a comedian? Mm-hmm.

Started comedy age 30. Age 30 and what put you on the stage? I wanted to perform and write and there were a lot of men in comedy.

You were horny and that was the best way to meet men. Now of course the conventional wisdom is that funny women aren't sexy. And you put that myth to the lie

because funny women are sexy, right Max? Correct. Very sexy. There are so many funny, sexy, beautiful women in comedy

now of all ages. It's really ridiculous. It is. That myth has just been shot to hell.

And, you know, some of them even have sex with male comics. They date their peers. Right, right.

I don't anymore. Shout out to Gail Stairs. Oh, she's on Facebook. Hi, Gail Stairs.

She's a female comic who is in New York and she does date male comics. And, you know, they have some issues with competition. Yeah.

Do you date male comics? Not anymore. I mean, I have and I tried. I've finally kind of given up.

I mean, I'm older than a lot of the male comics out there and a lot of them also know I do porn and they might, you know. Well, you're older but that's your thing.

It is. You're cougar. Some of them try to hook up but it's just not of that much interest.

It's they're two around. They're two in my face. We need our space. It's like work.

Comics, they need their space. I need my space. Yeah. So you prefer guys that are in any particular field?

Guys with jobs. Guys, you know, regular jobs. It doesn't have to be the creative arts. You're getting pretty high standards.

Yeah, guys with jobs. Really, seriously. Almost like me. Do you still do that show

where you kind of challenge cougars? I mean, cubs to be your date. I really wish I did Dr. Susan. That was Hello Cougar.

That was fabulous. I tried to do two spin-offs of it. One was called Cookin' for Pussy. Right.

I couldn't find the chefs and the other one was called Gas Money and it just doesn't get off the ground because I'm too busy now

between comedy, porn and escorting. Wow. I'm just fucking too much. That was a mouthful.

Sorry. Comedy, porn and escorting. Take that. That's a busy life.

If we took a comedian and we took an amazing sex worker and we put both in a blender and we pushed puree.

We got the perfect guest. A bent call. The perfect guest. I'm so glad you guys used that.

We pushed puree and we poured you into the glass and then that's Sally Mullins. Drink me up.

Yeah. That's what's up. Yeah. I do that.

Well, it's easy for people in porn to crossover into escorting. I don't think most of them do, but I did.

A lot of them do. They don't announce it on shows for the most part. Put it out there.

There's sort of issues with that. Yeah. But I know they tell me that they do this often in private.

Sometimes they do say it in public because sex work is becoming more and more acceptable and almost legal, you could say.

Almost. That is one thing because of Trump. I kind of feel like, you know, when you're...

It's just a spider crawling. Yikes. Oh, perfect. He's great.

He's a cop spider. Too young. He's too young. Yeah.

Late 30s, spiders only now. Yeah. But, yeah, I think that with Trump in office,

a lot of people got a lot more chilled out about escorting. People are less nervous about me being a cop than being a cop.

I hate to give him credit for anything. That's the only thing I'll give him credit for. And I have to say that because Cesta Fosta is so just terrible,

and there's been a mobilization of many, many sex workers and even some Johns and supporters.

Maybe they don't want to identify as Johns, but they do identify as supporters and they get out there and they are asking for,

well, you know, acceptance, decriminalization, and I hope de-stigmatization as well, that seems to be happening,

and subsidizing. I don't think that... Is there a word subsidization? But the government should subsidize this

because we got too many incels. You know what I'm saying? Not that sex workers are responsible for incels, but there's a certain percentage

of the incel population that could benefit. That's a great idea, and I thought incel was a term

that was only used by male comics to describe themselves. I really didn't know it was... No, they're fucking incels. It's true.

Well, hopefully they become comics. Hopefully they don't become mass murderers because some of them do. There's a lot of really funny guys

who are... I mean, it's just hard for guys to get laid. It's hard for guys. Cute guys.

I feel like... It's difficult. I feel like the big difference between male comics and incels, though,

is I feel like, okay, the thing about being a comedian is you kind of hate yourself, and you attack yourself,

attack yourself, attack yourself. Yeah. With incels, it's like, they might kind of hate themselves,

but they just turn that hate totally outside. I think you're on to something. Yeah, I think you're on to something.

I mean, there are some really hateful comics who are inappropriate, but we're aware of them. They don't really graduate

above the open mic level, and they're a pain in the ass at those open mics. Yeah.

Because I'm not knocking open mics. So, you know, incels would do well to take some comedy courses so they can learn...

Can turn it inside? Just hate yourself. Well, you know, self-deprecating humor is not just...

It's a comedy stage. It works with women. Women appreciate you more if you've got a sense of humor

about yourself. Oh, they would love it. I mean, just come support some comedy. Like, if you're, you know,

you're home, you're alone, you're watching porn, nine hours, come to a comedy show, too. But leave the guns at home, okay?

Unless you've got, like, a water gun. I love water guns. And no heckling. I'm gonna shoot you, baby.

Oh, wow. Okay. Okay, you host now, right? You have superior hosting skills.

I always have a question. Like, whenever I do open mics, I feel like the host more... It should be more common.

The host should be like, hey, guys, don't heckle. Give it a prep. Yeah, the host needs to be supportive.

I'm very loving and supportive. And I host twice a week at the comedy store and people like to work with me because I try to give them a good intro

and good energy and safety and... Maybe you'll put sunshine on. I would love to have her at the comedy store. Sunshine's very funny.

I also want to spank her. You know, she has quite a spankable butt. We could arrange that. I went to the Pig and Whistle,

like the second to the last time it was there. And last year. Yeah, and I was like, oh, Sally Mullins is here.

And it was the other comedian. What's his name? Oh, Torrance Hill? My partner.

I was like, where's Sally Mullins? I saw her at Second City. And he's like, no, no, she had another gig tonight.

I'm sorry. I was like, oh, yeah. But I saw you there one time and you were funny.

I like your comedy. She's very funny. How do you think she got this position? She's perfect for you.

I like her. All right. All right. So sunshine is going to be...

Very spankable butt. She might get spanked. The comedy store stage, but she has to put up with the spanking

to get there. Okay, that's easy. Is that legal? Is that legal?

No, I think spanked for comedy. I think it could be considered sexual harassment. I'm abusing my power. Wait a minute.

Yeah. She's kind of into it. Yeah, she's into it. But you're treating something for...

Is that okay? Spanking. Got it. Yeah.

It's quid pro quo. Quid pro quo. Quid pro quo. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey. I mean, sometimes that works. Sometimes people want to do sexual things

with their coworkers. Yeah, they do. Sometimes. Sometimes.

A lot. Don't assume that they do. You've got to check in with them. Office sex you're talking about?

Yeah. Now, speaking of which, there was something that happened the other day. This judge...

Should I say his name? He's Italian. Of course. It's hard to say.

He's a highly respected judge. But you have to say it like this. You can say his name, just say it like this.

Okay, so this judge, Suffolk County District Judge Robert Sicali. Sicali.

Sicali. He's a married father of three. Typical client of yours, I'm sure. You know, as an escort.

He got caught, he should have been going to an escort. Would have been better. He got caught stealing

his neighbor's panties. Oh. Panty raid. Whoa.

He was actually found, the girl called her mother, the mother called 911, and he was in the driveway.

Oh, it was the younger girls panties he was stealing? Yes, and it was a 23-year-old girl who had worked in his office

as a judge. Or maybe when he was a lawyer, but I don't know. She worked in a legal office

that he worked in. And so he knew her. Okay. And he stole like several pairs of her panties.

They were in a pocket of his raincoat that he was carrying, of course, because it's hot outside.

But he had a raincoat. Looking like a pervert. I'm a pervert. I might as well have a raincoat.

I'm going to wear a raincoat. He got panties in my pocket. He stuffed a bunch of panties in his pocket. Talk about legal briefs.

Now listen, everybody. All you brothers and sisters, there's nothing wrong with a panty fetish, okay?

Some of my best friends have panty fetishes. And, of course, some of my favorite clients. And yet, stealing is wrong. We live right now in a capitalist society.

And even if we lived in a socialist society, which we should, stealing is wrong. It shouldn't be stealing.

And, you know, those might have been her favorite panties. I know. And she might have needed them for a fetish suit.

Right. He was probably wearing a pair. Well, you know, those judges with the robes.

I mean, the robes. I think he was intending to wear a pair. And he probably wore them under his robe. He had them in his raincoat.

He had them in his raincoat. I think he was hurrying because he realized that she was awake or something. And he thought he was coming over,

I don't know, when she was sleeping. And, you know, he made so much noise. Oh, no. Chewing on the panties.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was at a laundry mat one time. And someone stole my underwear and my pants out of the dryer.

It might have been funny to them. I was, like, only 15 or something. But I was, like, I was really poor. I was, like, that fucking broke me.

I have no pants and underwear. No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I know.

Like, I didn't. I had no underwear and no pants. You know, guys don't realize this. Wait a minute.

I talk to guys about this all the time. I actually kind of specialize in helping guys who are stealing women's panties to not do that.

To talk to us about it. And, you know, maybe we'll send you some panties or maybe, you know, we'll all go buy some on Amazon. Or, you know, we'll just do it in a nice consensual legal way.

And, yeah, they don't have a sense that these panties mean anything to this woman. But, of course, they're objectifying the whole woman, the panties, everything, the whole objectification.

So a lot of therapy is about going, hey, nincompoop, this is a real person. You're stealing your panties. It's okay to have a panty fetish.

It's okay. But it's her panties. Right. So call us.

That's my... 2-1-3-2-9-1-9-4-9-7. That's the private line, okay? 2-1-3-2-9-1-9-4-9-7 Facebook.

Don't give it out then. Right. That's the one you call when you don't want to be on the show.

Now, speaking of which, maybe you want to be on the show, okay? Talk about panties. Talk about cougars.

Are you a cougar? Do you like cougars? Do you want to be a cub? Do you like older women

if you don't know what a cougar is? You're just, like, maybe a milf. That's all... That's a mother I'd like to fuck.

But... Guilf. But... Yeah, I was going to say,

there's so many gilfs now. There's, like... I get gilf work. It's like, you can get...

You can push the milfs aside. There's gilfs now. I don't get too much milf work. I get gilf video shoots.

Yeah. My last big shoot was Granny's Love the BBC. Granny's Love the BBC.

That sounds classy. Wow. And who did you do that with? Um, Isaiah Maxwell.

Oh! Oh, gorgeous. We love Isaiah Maxwell. He's a sweetheart, yes.

He has an 11-inch penis. Yes. Yeah. He does, doesn't he?

He does. He does. And he's very nice, and he's muscular.

Yeah, he's well-built. Yeah, oh, he's shown his penis several times on our show. Remember Isaiah?

He's been on the show. He used to call himself Isaiah King James. He's been on the show

several times, I think. Isaiah King James. Yeah. He started in promotions.

He would bring girls to the show in, like, 2011, and then, gradually, he started to say,

well, you know, maybe I can perform. He can perform. Whoa!

What's that anaconda in your pocket? He's so gorgeous. He has two rescue dogs.

I also work with Jack Lack. He was in that video, too. And Jack Lack's really cool. He's from Ohio.

And just, yeah, another guy who, like, I've met some really cool guys in porn who, black guys,

and, like, five years ago, when they tried to get into porn, they were told, you need more of, like,

a hood look, you know? A hood look. And then they held out, and now they do all different parts,

you know? Of course. But they were told, like, five years ago,

they were saying to black talent, like, the only kind of black talent, males who can get work, they have to look, like, you know, tough.

You get it. Yeah. That's interesting how it came so fast. That's a little racist.

A little. Well, yeah, but I mean, they were saying it, so... Well, you know, there's a lot of racist porn.

There is. And it's... I think the sex industry, in general, was like...

But there's more parts for black actors in porn now. I really feel that. There is.

At least for guys. Different types of roles. Gradually changing, I think. It's coming around.

It's becoming just more free-form, I think. But there's a certain... There's a certain bunch of racists out there who find their racism to be arousing.

Oh, sure, yes. And so they are catered to sometimes. And less and less, though. Race play.

Yeah, less and less. I mean, I don't see any mainstream race play videos being made, to be honest.

Oh my God, are you serious? Am I? Is there something... Mainstream, she said.

Mainstream. But I'm just like, if you find it... My experience...

To go over porn tube. Okay, okay. I guess peep shows and stripping is different than, like...

It must be different than porn, but, like, okay, I've been dancing on and off 13 years. Mostly in peep shows,

but also strip clubs, whatever. When I first started dancing, I never ever... I mean, I had plenty of black customers,

but they never asked me, hey, I want a really racist show. Now? All the time.

That's interesting. I get black customers when I was in Vegas, here in LA. Like, I get black customers.

And they want racial content. They say, I want you to give me the most racist show possible.

Wow. I want you to tell me the n-word. And I'm like, are you serious?

And they're like, yeah, I want the show. Well, that's interesting, because you're dealing

with a different clientele than I am, and I'm doing more shoots, you know? But as an escort,

I haven't dealt with that recently. Maybe it's the age gap thing. Maybe nobody wants a gilf to be coming off racist.

See, I always thought... Maybe real life... I was like, when I first started,

I was in my 20s, so I was like, so they don't... they didn't want it

when I was in my 20s? Why are they asking me for it? But also, you were in Portland. See, that's funny.

Nobody's racist there. Because my experience and what I find there's a little bit less of

as a therapist is interracial cuckolding, where the client is a white male

who is usually a rather racist, somewhat racist, I guess, person, often in the south, or the Midwest,

and yet all over the world, and they really get aroused by interracial sex, usually black man with white woman.

What do you mean they don't like it? They do like it. Well, you said they're racist. But they're racist.

You see, that's why I'm saying racism in a very sicko way can turn on people. Now, I say sicko,

and I am on a show, but believe me, if you're a cuckold and you are handling this,

I will help you handle it. And I will not judge you because sometimes you have this feeling because of the way you were raised.

And so, call us. There's some nice cucks, though. I get some nice cucks. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Like nice guys who, you know, they maybe have like a relationship with their wife even, where they're cool with her,

having a boyfriend, and you know, he is black, and that's part of the turn on, but I've never heard them be racist,

and they like my videos, and it's just an extension of, you know, their cuck experience. Maybe because I'm talking to them

more often on the phone. Yeah. And there's a little anonymity. They are more expressive of taboo feelings.

Because you can't see them, so they think they can let it all out. Yeah, they let it all out, you know. And you can't let it all out

and your secrets are safe with me. That's cool. They are. By the way,

I just want to give a shout out to my new platforms. I'm on new platforms. Podbean and Spotify.

Yeah. And more on SoundCloud now. So this is the audio part of the show. Of course, video,

you can always watch on DrSusanBlock.com, as well as DrSusanBlock.tv. And you can see the censored version on Facebook. Yes, we are going to the uncensored part soon.

So you Facebookers, you should just log into DrSusanBlock.tv. It's free. It's also free on DrSusanBlock.com

slash live. And in the Bonoboville.com lounge. So many places to watch for free. Or in the pay area

if you want to give us some money. Well, you know, we ask for money. Like, you know, donations. We can give you the show for free.

And we charge for certain things, but we figure that the show is a public service. So we don't charge for the show. And yet, we do ask if, you know,

I mean, obviously you could become a therapy client and pay us that way. You could buy the book. Ta-da!

And you could buy the magazine. Speakeasy. Splotch and arts. Bank and art.

You could, I mean, there's plenty of ways to spend your money. Clips for sale. Not clips for sale.

Cliporama. We have some clips on clips for sale, too. But we have a special site. Thank you, Gideon.

He's putting up most of the clips. Clips. Cliporama. Clip-O-dash-rama.

Oh, that's cool. I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. You might get a clip on here.

That would be cool. And then we would pay you a percentage. That would be great. I'll send you clips.

Well, no, it'd have to be something you do on the show. Okay. Well, I'll spank sunshine. Oh, you're just excited about spanking me.

Now, I haven't given out the phone number yet because we're so busy yapping. So let me do that. You can also post your comments on Facebook,

but try to make them coherent, please. Okay. I know it's hard. I know.

But if you want to call us, it's 213... No, it's 626-461-5950. Or if you want to call our toll-free number, that is 1-866-289-7068.

That's 1-866-289-7068. We can talk about cougars. We can talk about interracial sex. We can talk about panties.

Exactly. Everything. Panty vending machines. Oh, yeah.

I love the sound effects. When I lived in Japan, I saw two panty vending machines. Yeah. And everybody's like, oh, they're so big in Japan.

So the minute I went to Japan, I was like, I got to find one. And I couldn't find one for a long time, but I finally found two.

And I was living out in the country, but I was like, man, why don't they have these in America? Are you wearing panties? Yeah, I'm wearing panties, but not from the vending machine.

Just red, turn around. Turn around. But that's going to get spanked. Every now and then.

I'm getting them nice and wet for your spanking. OK, now don't hurt way more. Wet, wet, wet. Wet spanking hurts way more.

Right. Oh, oh, oh, that's why you guys did that? No, it'll dry. To make it hurt more?

Yeah, it'll dry. It'll dry, it'll dry. But yeah, wet, if it was wet, if I did that right before she spanked,

it would hurt more. But it's going to dry. Right? Don't pee in your panties.

OK. Don't squirt either. Don't squirt right now. Painting the whole other story.

So, so you've got panties so we could do some of the spanking on Facebook? OK. Maybe?

Yeah, OK. OK, let me pee first. I'm, I'm like a cocker spaniel. Every time I get nervous I pee.

I'm just like a cocker spaniel. Well, if I spank you and you pee on me, then it happens, that's amazing too. Then that's for clips for sale, right?

And then we just turn the Facebook camera very quickly. Yeah. And then we have a great clip for sale. So I think we should do this right here.

No, I do too. And we're going to, oh, you're going to pee first. So go ahead quickly and you and I are going to sit right down. Sounds good.

I love the way that you are about the judge with the panties because there is a way to work things out without stealing and taking and injuring people and even worse. Well, and, you know, our society doesn't usually

cover these possibilities. I know. We just say he's bad, he's awful. Yeah.

He's a sex offender. Now he's registered as a sex offender. And I understand, but the poor guy, you know, and his kids are going to know that he's a sex offender.

Yeah. OK, but you know what? Maybe that's OK. And the point is that if he can, he seems like a smart guy.

And maybe he can learn how to incorporate his fetish into something consensual. Or something that can make him money because he's not going to be able to get work as a judge anymore.

He's going to have to produce panty fetish porn or something. Just embrace it. Would you have sex with him for a video? $300.

$300. OK. Yeah. So if there's a producer out there that wants to do a video

with the panty boy, panty man, panty judge. Right. If there's a producer out there that wants to do the panty judge.

Yeah. OK, so we're going to sit down. Do you want to be towards, well, I'll sit here. And you can sit here.

I leave my microphone over here, right? No. Let me have it. I'll hold it.

OK. Now you're not sitting down yet. She's going to sit down. You sit down.

I'm going to sit on your face. Yes. So don't throw up. Pig is one thing.

All the way. There you go. Good girl. OK.

So you don't have much protection. You just have almost a thong. I'm covering up your cheeks a little. OK.

So be careful with that Facebook camera. I will not spank hard. Maybe this should be a little bit farther away so Facebook doesn't get too weird about it.

This is really not a punishment spanking. This is a good girl spanking. You have a very spankable butt. You've been very helpful getting me on the show.

When I parked you came and met me. And you did take a little long to bring me the second glass of wine. Yeah.

But it's still a good girl spanking. OK. That's good, right? It's nothing you can't handle.

I think you got it. Where's the other mic? OK. These are just excited screams.

OK. OK. Thank you. OK.

She can jump back and spank me again. Nice and red. It doesn't take much. I think she's kind of enjoying it.

She's thinking about getting on the comedy side. Store. Yeah. If I get spanked I get on the comedy store.

OK. That's what's going on here. This is a quid pro quo. Remember?

This is what the judge should be doing. I didn't know I was getting spanked somewhere. OK. Fine.

Yeah. Go ahead. Spank away. He's paying somebody.

But he shouldn't be giving favors. You know, Judge Manuel Reel. I think he stole some panties. The one that...

Oh, I believe that. Told me I should be grateful that the LAPD hadn't killed me. Oh, that's a great attitude.

Oh, that's good old man. Maddie Reel. Remember how he was... He kept a mighty rail.

Perverted and they punished him. OK. This cheek is getting kind of red. It feels red.

It feels red. You look great. Oh, really? Very spankable.

I bruised like a banana. So it's going to be ugly bruising tomorrow. I'm going to give you like 10 more. You're not bruising.

You're not that olive. I'll bruise tomorrow. She's doing the official, you know, formal spiking with her palm cupped.

Yeah. Just a little bit. It's not too, you know, I think you did great. Not too slapy.

You did great. I mean, I'm not going to spank you here. I'm not going to, you know, just one more. Oh.

Look at that hand print. Yeah. Let's hear it for Sally Mullins and Sunshine McWayne.

Nice. Take a picture of her. Not the Facebook. I don't think she'd be on the butt.

Oh, OK. So Facebook, she's wearing panties. It's OK. Here, show it to the main camera.

Don't freak out Mark Zuckerberg. I'm wearing underwear. She's wearing underwear. Mark Zuckerberg's a man.

Doesn't he like butts and boobs? That was a theatrical spanking. It wasn't too real. It wasn't too real.

I think he likes butts and boobs and nipples too much. Oh, yeah. Marky Z. Yeah.

So much he wants to save them from Elfer. I think he probably has a butt and nipple collection just like this panty guy. The panty judge had a panty collection.

I think Marky Z has a nipple collection somewhere. It goes really great. You know, on his computer, he has pictures of nipples because he loves them so much.

Does he have kids? By now? The panty judge or Mark? Mark Zuckerberg.

Oh, yeah, of course. Oh, yeah. Everyone seems to. Not me.

Not me. I'm child-free. Child-free. No, not me either.

Pat Rich. Condoms are Pat Rich. Child-free. I don't think anyone will reproduce with me, so.

Trying to high-five me. Oh, sorry. My hands are so tiny. They're so tiny she couldn't even see my hand.

I know. They're not as tiny as Trump's hands, though. A baby orange hand. Let's spank him now.

Oh, I'll give him a good one. Yeah, let me bring him up. Whoops. Oh, boy.

It feels red right now. Falling apart. He's falling apart. He is falling apart.

He is falling apart. He is falling apart. His penis is falling off. It's pretty accurate.

This is his pee pad in case he pees on you. Okay. All right, so let me get his ass. Okay.

Those are his balls? Those are his balls. They're just ginormous balls. Woo!

Pink balls and a little tiny mushroom pee pee. And he's gagged. And he's being spanked for taking away our control of the pollution emissions from the cars.

He's going to make all the exhausts come out and turn our skies just brown and horrible. Notice I'm not so nice with him, right? No.

She's a lot nicer with me. Don't be nice with me. Me. Me.

Me. Sucks. And, you know, we got to impeach him. Nasty old man.

And short of that, I mean, because the Dems are just so scared, or they just maybe really secretly like him, some of them. Susan, who do you have your eye on for, you know, with the Dems? Who do you like?

Oh, gosh. Who do I like? You know, I was at the Emmys party, and I got in trouble, because I told the truth.

I like Bernie. And my favorite director, my HBO director, who I love in every way, and she did so much for me, and she's so compassionate and smart and beautiful.

Shari Cookson, her reaction was, Bernie! She doesn't like Bernie. Really? So then who did she want?

She actually didn't say it that way. She was much sweeter about it. But still, she doesn't like Bernie. A lot of people don't.

I won't say most. I actually think most people do. I think the young people do. They do.

I just think the powers don't. People that are in power. And people that don't want a little bit of socialism, they think they got to hang on to everything they got.

And also, he's Jewish and talks with his hands. I like Bernie. You do? Yeah, I like Bernie.

So you agree, Bernie? Yeah, I like Bernie. I mean, I also like Elizabeth Warren, but she's... I do too.

Mainly, I like her because of what she took from Bernie. I want to play her in porn. You could! Oh, yes!

Oh, I got! With the right haircut and the glasses. Think of some titles like Who's Horan Warren? Right.

You know? You know? Oh, like Spaking. Like I'm Warren-ing you.

Who's Jizz and Liz? Ah, it's beautiful. That's beautiful. Who's Jizz and Liz?

Warren's Peace. Warren's Peace. Right, right. Oh, that's good.

Yeah. Okay, so that just gave me a good reason for wanting Warren. So that you... Because I don't know who I'd want to play Bernie in porn.

This is a good reason. I would be a great Elizabeth Warren. You would be. You would bring...

You would put the sex back into Elizabeth Warren. I know she's got it. Mm-hmm. But she doesn't, you know, really show it.

But you would... I could help her. You could help her with that. You could be the porn Elizabeth Warren.

This is an amazing brainstorming episode. People are voting for me. This is it. And they would vote for her.

Like some young guys who are sitting home, you know, jacking off to free porn. They might cast their vote for her. Okay, we're gonna put Trump away. Fuck him.

Fuck him. I put a finger up there. Don't fuck him. Oops.

Oh. Fuck him, but don't fuck him. All right. Five grand.

So now, um, he's, uh... Excommunicated. He's excommunicated. And, well, we only have a few more minutes, so we should get to the juicy part.

Show my boobs. I mean, they're okay. Oh, they're great. You have gorgeous boobs.

Oh, is it Facebook? No, no, but let's move the Facebook. Facebook has already moved. Facebook has been moved.

Okay, Facebook. Tune in on Dr. Susan Block dot com slash live. Okay. Never been on Facebook.

That's why I'm happy. Um, it's showing it's still here. All right. Look at these beautiful boobs.

What? No, that's Slate. Okay, okay. Oh, sorry, sorry.

I'm late. I don't know anything. It's always like... Okay, so I'm gonna tell them go to Facebook live.

Oh, no. I'm gonna tell them go to Dr. Susan Block dot com slash live. So, um... She's the best.

Yeah. Tell them go to Dr. Susan Block dot TV. Or Dr. Susan Block dot com slash live. Or if they're out, tell them to go home.

All right, so should we do, um, Bedoboville Communion? I like it. You look like an altar girl. Yeah, I'd love that.

Oh, his penis head fell off. That's okay. We'll fix that. Yeah.

We'll have a new grown one in Cambodia. So, we are going to do Communion. Okay. Hey guys, go to Dr. Suzie TV, right?

Yeah. Hmm. For the really good show. I like it here.

For the really good show. I like it here. This is cool. I like the dog that's been walking around.

She's really cool. I like bagel mixes. We don't have sex with the dog. Oh, I gotcha.

Yeah. I have nine packs. I don't fuck any of them. Although, we talked to a guy who has sex with a dolphin.

I was going to say, she's just saying that because of the show with the dolphins. Who? Oh, and a dog? Oh, and a dog.

So, they told me Becky is part Beagle, part Jack Russell. Oh, yeah. That's, I've got, I've had a lot of those mixes. That's a great mix.

And we have agua, coca leaf liquor. We have all kinds of things tonight. Yes, indeed. I'm looking at you instead of shooting you.

You're looking at me and said, you forgot that your eye is your max cap. I thought you were so beautiful. I need another, you want to do a two? So, get yours.

All right. So, I'm here with Sally Mullins, who's more in her Jamie Foster mode. Turn the music down. Turn this music.

It's crazy. Turn this music down. I'm not sure who puts the music on. I'm not.

I don't mind. Kind of give us a party. Yeah. Okay.

So, did you do Bonobono communion with us before? I think so. Yeah. Was it, does it go on here?

It's a really religious experience. It's a religious experience. It goes on your nipple. It goes on your nipple.

So, we might have done it off him. That's where it goes. You might have done it off. Who?

I.Core. Oh, I.Core. That's right. He did it off of his ribs.

I always fucked up his nipple. And I know you're not really bisexual. No. But it doesn't have to be a sexual experience for us.

I'm down. It's, you know, a fun thing, a party thing. Okay. So, sit up straight because you're now an alter girl.

What religion did you grow up with? I'm going to have my own television show sometime. You grew up atheists. Your parents were atheists.

Cool parents. Wow. That's great. And was there ever anything about religion that you felt like you missed out on?

Well, I did go to youth groups with Catholics, my friends. Did you ever take communion? Yeah. You did.

All right. Then they give you grape juice or wine? Wine. Wine.

They gave you wine. Florida. Pretty good. And did you lick titties?

No. Not in church. But I've done it in girl, girl, point. You had a wafer.

Yeah. Okay. So instead of a wafer, we lick a tittie. Oh, cool.

Yeah, right. Or an ab, like you did with the court. Yeah. Right.

So I guess I'm going to do it or do you want to do it on the other side? I like whatever you want. Okay. Okay.

So you're going to be the alter girl in the middle. The alter girl in the middle. So sit right here on the, right there. You're like a goddess.

Okay. And here we go. You are a goddess. You're not just like a goddess.

You are a goddess. And you feel like a goddess? Yeah. Good.

Okay. So now I'm going to lick the alter. And then I am going to salt the alter. This is the part that is like the wafer, except it's not.

It's sacred Himalayan pink salt. And it's delicious. All the flavors you choose to be salty. Okay.

I took an extra lick. All right. So now you get to waterboard us. Okay.

Waterboard two girls at one time. You want to waterboard me first and then sunshine. Let's do that. Be careful you have.

Right. Glasses and things. And I want the least amount here. So I also have a, I have a camera right in the way where I'm supposed to get between the legs

of the lovely femcon and porn star. And now this is what we call waterboarding bonobo style. You put it not down my chest, but I got waterboarded. By Sally Mullins.

And now sunshine. You are. Okay. Up.

And now down. Got a sunshine. Sunshine got waterboarded by Sally. And now I guess you could take a lick of each of our nipples.

I'll be slow. That's what he said. So lick me. Oh, nice tongue.

I find it doesn't really matter if a girl is into it or not. Her tongue is always nice and soft. Okay. And the salt.

You can sprinkle it because you know it's part of your religious experience. Yes. Okay. And now lick me baby.

Suck up that sacred salt. And you get double. Oh, yeah. Extra boobs.

First you lick it so that the salt sticks. It's her first time. I know. Oh, wow.

She got my nipples hard. Whoa. Oh, she knows what she's doing. All right.

And now you're going to get waterboarded between both of our legs. Sit on the floor. Whoa. Now I don't feel so bad about me spilling the salt.

No, but there was nothing in that glass. Yes. So, yes. I can't hear you.

Okay. So, here. You can put your leg over mine. Or I can put my leg over yours?

Yeah. Okay. And now you lean back. Beautiful.

And now. And Sally Mullins has been waterboarded. The Dr. Susan Block Show. Broadcasting live from the little love church of the Bonobo Way.

And you got laid. You got laid on Dr. Susie TV. So, hey, hey now. It's a good picture.

Put your knees down so people can see your titties. Yeah. Look at that. That's so hot.

She's so beautiful. And yes, this is making me kind of lean towards Elizabeth Warren. I really would love to see Sally Mullins play Elizabeth Warren in various porn shoes. Who's not Liz?

Who's Horan Warren? Yeah. But why can't they just do, right now, they should do all the candidates or main ones. Yeah.

In some sort of orgy in the presidential debates. That would be great. Right. Yeah.

I think that would be really like, and how do you say it? Beto or Beto? He's like a cuck. He's got a cuck vibe.

You think? Yeah. Yeah. He can watch.

She knows, right? Yeah. Now, Bernie has got to have a big schlong. The old man with the big schlong.

Right? What makes you say that? I don't know. It's what I fantasize.

And I mean, Kamala Harris, I don't like her policies. I mean, she was the one who put Backpage into jail. But I think she probably looks hot naked. Exactly.

I do think she's sexy. I think she's actually maybe the sexiest of the... Tulsi. Tulsi.

Oh, Tulsi. You're right. You're right. But they kicked her off the stage.

She's no longer on. But Tulsi is the most beautiful. Yeah, that's for sure. But Kamala's not bad.

And then there's Pete, Butter and Eggs. And they can have him with a guy. Yeah. You know, I mean, they can do a great show.

Axel Braun. I'm giving you an idea. You got that? I'm right here.

Come on. Let's do it. Let's do it. Give me a wig.

A wig. The great debate. A wig. I got wigs.

You can borrow them. The great sex debate. Short wig. You know, they should just give up.

I mean, I often kind of think about that while they're doing these debates, especially the more boring ones. Oh, and did I forget Biden? They should put him in a wheelchair.

Oh. That sounds good. Bondage. Bondage and Biden.

Bondage and Biden, right. So I'm thinking there should be some scene where like Elizabeth Warren, I don't know, she, she thinks she's native and then she finds out she's not, right? Isn't that, wasn't that like one of her things?

Oh yeah. What she could dress up. Yeah. We should dress her up and then somehow she finds out she's, oh, I thought I was native,

but I guess I'm not. We could turn Trump calling her Pocahontas into an asset. Okay. Exactly.

Exactly. That should be a scene. Turn it into a good thing. Really funny.

This is, this is her beauty is that she is Pocahontas. And you know, I mean, yeah, so she lied a little bit. I don't know if she lied or she just, I guess the family said that they were native Americans, Cherokees, and she apologized.

And you know, that might sex her up a bit, you know, if she could, but she's got to be very respectful of the native Americans. You know, there's this whole politically correct thing that we've all got to abide by.

It really does cut you off at a lot of comedy possibilities and certainly sex parity possibilities. Yeah. How do you feel about that, Sally? I kind of see you as playing, she's hot, Jill Biden.

Jill Biden. I like that she wears like those go-go boots and shorter skirts. I think you could be a hot Jill Biden. I could.

I mean, I'm not in love with her, but you know, I can do it right. Whoa, I can do it. Yeah, yeah, as an actor. Yeah, as an actor.

I mean, she keeps telling people, listen, you people, you just got to vote for my husband because he's your best bet. I know you don't like him, but you got to vote for him because he's your best bet. And you know what?

There is a certain sense to that. There is. There is. She speaks truth, but it's like, I don't want to hear it because I like Bernie.

But you know, if it comes down to it, I will vote for bumbling Biden. Bernie wants to put every percent of his dick into you. Oh, whoa. Oh, yeah.

Right. This would be hot to see. I'd love to see Bernie. Fuck you.

Oh, my God. It's so wonderful. Uh-huh. I think so.

Can we get him on the show? Can we? Oh, shit. That's my job.

Never mind. Yeah, right. Well, yeah. Oh, shit.

That's my job. Never mind. Who are you guys having on the show soon? Oh, we're having a comedian called Alyssa Poteet.

So I hope she paid attention to the... Oh, you do? Yeah, yeah. She's really hot.

Yeah, she is. There you go. So I hope she pays attention to you getting laid. And she had her friend on last week, John Yabes.

Oh, I don't know who that is, but I knew Alyssa is. Yeah, so John got laid and you got laid. And so Alyssa Poteet, make sure you show up next week because you're going to get laid.

And we are going to have a special show where we talk about hustlers, the movie. Oh, yeah. I'm going to see it on Tuesday.

Okay, okay. Do you have any stripper friends? Yeah, I do. Yeah, but right now they're having trouble

because the strip clubs are like making them pay to work and things like that. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I do.

I have stripper friends. Because we want to bring some strippers in and talk about hustlers as, you know, what does strippers think?

I mean, I have my own thoughts. I have mixed feelings about it. I mean, I thought it was pretty well done, but it does show strippers to be thieves.

And a lot worse than the panty thieves. Yeah, I don't like that part of it, but I'm interested to see the movie. Yeah, it's well done.

I'm not doing it for you. Although in the middle of it, I kind of thought, I don't have to watch this. And then I did anyway.

I kind of... I kind of feel that about every Hollywood movie, though. Like, it's like, I mean, no matter how much I like it, I'm like, okay, I've already figured out the formula.

Do I have to pay attention to the last bit of it? You know, like... They're a dinosaur. I love Once Upon a Time America.

If you want to make Brad Pitt look like Robert Redford from the 80s and 90s, go ahead. I'll watch it for nine hours.

I don't care how long that movie was. Brad Pitt looks so hot. Five minutes. Brad Pitt looks so freaking hot in that movie.

That was a great movie. I didn't care how long it was. It was super hot. Super hot.

Sunshine, do you want to spank me back or you don't have any kind of revenge? Yeah, maybe I should. I think one of my legs is falling asleep.

No, it's fine. You don't know how much your leg weighs until it falls asleep. You realize.

Your leg weighs nothing, but you can give me a spanking. If you want, you can spank me harder. I get to spank you back.

Okay. I don't want to go hard. I like this one, though. I always see this.

Is this really hard or is this like... Oh, yeah. This is hard? That's kind of hard.

Oh, really? That's what he said. Okay. Oh, we should show your butt to the camera

because it looks so nice. This is a nice tissue, right? Nice tissue? Nice tissue.

Okay, well then I have to get over here. Okay, tell me if it's too hard. I don't know what I'm doing. No, no, no.

Are you wearing panties? Yeah, I know. She's wearing a unitard. A unitard.

Oh, okay. Yeah. You might not be allowed to say that anymore. I don't wear shoes.

I can go harder. Oh, I can go harder. Yeah. Oh, slow?

Nice and slow and hard. Yeah. I don't do it slow. I just get excited.

You better do good. This is your audition for your comedy show. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

I forgot. I forgot. I was sleeping my way to the top. I'm sorry.

Oh, okay. You're not making any noises. It's not really that hard. I think I want to get over her knee.

Okay. I'm not spanking her. No. I'm feeling it.

My one jump. Over the knee. Okay, okay. It's spanking.

Okay, pull your top down. Oh, oh, I have to be naked? No. I didn't say naked.

Thanks. I grew them myself during puberty. Well, I didn't grow the tattoos, but... Over the knee.

OTK. Yeah. So you're supposed to cup your hand? You're doing good.

Oh, that just makes it louder if you cup your hand. It's not better. I'm getting excited. All right.

Sunshine doesn't often get excited. I would say never. I think the sex doll is excited. Like one cheek and then the other.

There you go. We're teaching her how to spank. Yeah, she's doing good. Oh, yeah.

She's getting it very red. It's like red everywhere. The red is evenly distributed. Good stuff.

Yeah, she's hard. She can spank. She's stronger than me. Strong woman.

All right. You like a strong woman. Your feet are really cute. Over the knee.

I can't do anything now. Now I'm going to show my... I want to show my butt to the camera. Oh, it's pretty red now.

Pretty red. Like two little tomatoes. Here we go. Look at that red butt.

Yes. Wow. That's very nice and red. We'll see you in the morning.

It'll be red in a second. That's red, all right. You need to talk on the microphone. You did really, really well.

Definitely. You're a good spanking switch. You can take and give a spanking. But she needs to learn how to use the riding crop.

Yeah, as far as the crop, you just need to, boom, you know, plan it. You know, don't pull away from it kind of thing. Like more like straight directly across the bottom.

Do you want to do it on my boobs a little bit? No, that's scary. Well, she's very, she has very sensitive boobs. Oh, yeah.

Oh, really? My nipples are like extreme. Like, well, your boobs look real, right? They're real.

They are real. Yeah, they're beautiful. Yeah. So it's just a, you know, kind of like a whack sort of thing.

I'm going to try that online. Okay. Here we go. Boob whacking.

It's scary. Okay. Oh, wow. You guys are stroking my ego too much.

Yeah. My ego will get so big I won't be able to get through the door. It's self-love September. It's time to stroke.

That's right. All right. And we've only got a few more minutes. So when's Sunshine going to be at the comedy store?

Oh, God. I will definitely get Sunshine at the comedy store on one of my shows. They're on Wednesdays and Fridays.

The comedy store is on Sunset. Wednesday is in the belly room. Friday is in the original room. I also have a show on December 10th.

It's going to be called Sleazy Does It. And that's going to be at the arena stage in Hollywood. Sleazy Does It. Amazing title.

Sleazy Does It. Yeah. Sleazy. Thank you.

We'll get her on one of the shows. She's very funny and very cool. I split my way to the top. Yay.

Yeah. You spanked your way to the top. I spanked my way to the top. It happens.

All right. So anything else we should, where should we find you? Oh, that's fine. Sorry.

I've got, you know, different names. So Sally Mullins, 818 for my comedy on Instagram. Sally Mullins, one on Twitter. Ms. Jamie Foster for my porn on Twitter.

And Hello Cougar for my porn Instagram. I'm on Porn Hub a lot. I have a new show, a new series on there. It's called Jamie Foster Naked Talking Shit.

They won't let me say shit on Porn Hub, but I'm saying it for you guys. So definitely check out my porn hub. I do have a website.

It's called Jamie Foster Strips. And you can check me out on all the clip sites. Really appreciate it. On my website, I do cam on Friday.

And, oh yeah. Hey, hula hoops. I almost forgot. I want to see if I can nail that for the end of the show.

But I definitely appreciate people who respect, you know, my two different worlds, but people are always welcome. You know, fans of my porn, come see my comedy. I love it.

It's fun. It's, you know, I've been doing comedy longer than I've done porn. I think I'm better at comedy. We will come see you.

And we appreciate your comedy combined with your sexiness and kink here for the Cougar Equinox on Dr. Season Block.TV. What? Yeah, naked hula hoop.

Let's do naked hula hoop. Okay, here she goes. Oh, that's mine. That's the orange one.

You should do pink, I think. Or maybe that one's a little, I don't know. Maybe you should try this one. Hey, Dr. Susan.

Yeah. I got a weird question. Yeah. Did you, did you ever have a naked real-world type of reality

show thing? Whoa, there she goes. Naked hula hooping. Yeah.

She looks amazing. And in her high heels. In her high heels. One more.

One more. You can do another one, right? That's great. Okay.

Here, come out in front a little more. Whoa. Whoa, she's doing it. Two, two, yeah.

If that's not an advertisement to you cubs, I don't know what is. You want a cougar who can hula hoop. Absolutely. So a viewer is saying, whoa, I think I applied to be part of

your show in 2012 or 2013. It was some kind of naked real-world type thing. Okay, okay. You're talking off-mic though.

You have to talk on your mic. That wasn't me, that was some other whore. Okay. So that is not her.

But that is her hula hooping naked. And you guys on Facebook, if you want to see Sally Mullen's hula hooping naked, you know, you've got to go to DrSusanBlock.com slash live.

And maybe it'll be a clip. That's right. Okay. Let's make a clip.

So, yeah, we've got to wind up the show. We're going to see Sunshine soon on the comedy store stage. In the meantime, I want you to be good and go to

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