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You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, lawyers,

Bernie Bros. and Biden billionaires, Liz Lovers and Trumpers. Yes, you Trumpers too. We have Trump under gag order, but I know we're at each other's throats

and on each other's nerves and making each other sick. Yeah, except I can't talk with this thing on. Literally, we are making each other sick, but we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma,

Adonai, Allo, Hainu, Adonai, Ehad, St. Patrick, but until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Amen.

And I get an A, women. Amen. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Like Brother, Doctor, Cornell West says,

says, we're on the love train, like John Coltrane. Swinging in the name of love, like bonobos who swing through the trees and with each other. Swinging through the coronavirus pandemic. I think that is at that level now, which is kind of like swinging without a net over a pool filled with alligators, you know. Yikes, folks! And of course, the Trumpus

calls it a hoax, which is why we have him under gag order, because we can't, we can't listen to this shit, you know. We got to, we got to help each other. We got to, that's another aspect of being bonobo. Sharing and caring, except for PD and coronavirus, don't share that, but care about it. And yeah, we are swinging into

St. Patty's season. Woohoo! I think you're March St. Patty's season. And so, you know, here we are. If you're tuned in live, Erin go bra, or go bra less, you know. Pop question. Why do we wear green on St. Patty's day? Okay, brothers and sisters, you should know this. We do, because green makes you invisible to leprechauns.

Otherwise, they might grab you by the pussy. Or the cock, you know. I think they are pansexual, I would guess. Not that Trump is a leprechaun. Leprechaun is too good for him. No. Actually, bonobos are very leprechaun-like. And they're very pansexual. Panpaniscus is their Latin name. And we are, at least Sunshine and I, are in

eco-sexual green, and some of our guests who we're going to get to in just a moment. Although, Sunshine used to show your fingernails. Sunshine did a fabulous manicure. Yes, absolutely. And it looks good on her boobs. And it looks good, you know. And so, we're in eco-sexual green for a green new deal. And we're a little green

when it comes to this show. It's all new, you know. So, hey, you know, when you celebrate, just be careful, right? Guinness, but no Coronas. No, actually, drink a Corona, you know. Don't blame the beer. Good cheer. Yeah. But wash your hands, right? Like 20,000 times a day, seriously. And don't try to drink through your mask, right?

No. But listen, coronavirus does not cause diarrhea. Okay? I feel like I have to say this is a public service announcement. Because people are panic buying, where's our toilet paper? See, we've run out already. Oh, yeah, we've run out already. We see a play next. So, anyway, people are panic buying toilet paper. And you don't have to

do that. Let some other people wipe, okay? I mean, really, this is nothing to, I mean, you can stock up on it, buy a few rolls. But there will be more toilet paper. And right now, even Max, didn't you tell me that there was like hardly any toilet paper in the store? In the store. It's a serious stuff when we start running out of

toilet paper. And the disease has nothing to do with your booper. Nothing, okay? Or your beer. I mean, really, so. It's all respiratory, right? Yeah. Maybe they want to just blow their nose in it. Okay. I can understand that. But anyway, moving right along, we will talk more about the virus. But I also wanted to say, happy

poem! Because it's going to be poem in a couple of days, if you're tuned in live. It's poem season. And yeah, that's happy poem, brothers and sisters. Yeah, maybe. Now, we're not doing a big, orgiastic, poem spiel, bacchanal this year, obviously. We've done many. And you can check out Dr. Susan Block.TV for, you know, all the

poems, bacchanals, and lots of, you know, kind of royal, biblical, fucking and sucking. It's lots of fun. We act out the story of Queen Esther, who is a teenage beauty contest winner, who saved the Jewish people from genocide with her weapons of mass seduction. That's right. Somebody's taken my beer.

I saw that. You're supposed to drink wine on poem, but since it's also St. Patty's season, we can drink some corona. One nail that's a beer. Good. So, Esther is quite a woman. I mean, there's a whole scene in the Bible where she touches the tip of the king's scepter in order to gain the favor of the king.

And I just think that's so, like, phallic. I just feel like she's stroking his scepter, you know, and then maybe sucking his scepter, right? So, what a woman, that, Esther. Yeah. Speaking of which, it is women's month, okay? Women's History Month, International Women's Month goes by different terms. And it's a very

special month. I mean, every month should really be women's month. But this is a special month. And we're very excited because we have a very special woman on Dr. Susie.TV tonight. Elizabeth Warren is here. That's right. Now, some people are probably wondering what is a formal U.S. Senator Elizabeth Warren doing on the Dr. Susan Block Show? Well, now that she's dropped out of

the race, and after, hey, sorry, Liz, but tanking in the primaries, she's now down to be on Dr. Susie.TV. So, you know, we get them on the way up or the way down. That's what we tend to do. So, Liz, I am so honored to have you. And in the spirit of your campaign, let's take a selfie. Warren sure does love those selfies. Yeah. And I see that you've got Bailey

here. This is Bailey. Yeah. Yeah. That's a little different than on the Irish theme. And also, with the Liz Warren theme. And yeah, you're a woman that enjoys a beer. And why not a Corona? Yes. Is her microphone on? Okay. Okay. So there you go. Thank you. Thank you for having me, Susan. Well, I'm excited to have you and Bailey. Thank you. And Bailey, you're looking good.

And you're a green holster there. So, Liz, I'm honored really to have you. And you look great, by the way. Thank you. You know, you've gotten a little, yeah, you look like you're a little rested. And that's, that's important. It is. So I'm going to introduce my other guests. But I want to come back to asking you some questions. Okay. Other guests are here. Yeah, they are, aren't they?

So right next to you is Minna Mack is back. And she's all in green for St. Patty's, you know, in the spirit of the season. And she was on our Fall Equinox show in 2018, I think. Yeah. Yeah. You were on our Fall Equinox show. Well, no, you weren't. I think last year. Oh, I see what you're saying. I understand. Good. I gotcha. But you know, I do want to say

thank you to comedian Sally Mullins for arranging to have Liz Warren on the show. Yeah, we worked it out. Yeah. Sally Mullins was a big Liz Warren fan. She got to know a lot about her. She's been on the show several times. So how are you doing, Minna? I'm doing great. As a matter of fact, I'm painting now.

You're painting. Do you have a painting with you? I have a couple I brought to you. Well, let's show one. We'll save another one. All right. Well, let's show a good one then. A good one. Okay, we want to see a bad one. Oh, look at that. And they're G rated for right now. I mean, the bigger ones are, you know, more pornish.

Pornish. I mean, we like that a little later. Yeah. After we down a few coronas. Yeah. Okay. Well, you're looking good and welcome back. Okay, so happy to be here. All right. And now we have a virgin to the Dr. Susan Block show, although he's not a virgin to much else, really. I don't think. From judging from his Twitter, he's done quite a bit in the sexual arena. And his name

is Jay Smooth. Welcome to the Dr. Susan Block show. Oh, hello. Thank you for having me. So, Nocoville's latest victim. Yes. I say that to everyone. Oh, look at those pictures. Oh, wow. Wow. Yeah. Don't show that on Facebook. Only time ago. Yeah. Galaxy far far away. Oh, those are long time. You don't, you haven't changed. Yeah, you look exactly the same. When you came in, I was

like, Oh my God, he looks just like his pictures. Like normally nobody looks like their pictures. But I was like, he looks. Yeah, better than some of the guys off Tinder. Some of them are using those pictures. I love you. Right. It's interesting that you are so kind of excited about Jay. I mean, I hear it in your voice. And I there were rumors about you being, can I speak frankly? Oh, please

do a cougar, a bit of a cougar, not just a bit, but really into the younger men. And actually, there was a rumor that you did it with a Marine, although that Marine didn't seem good enough for you. No, that Marine didn't check out. He really didn't went all of a sudden done. But I'm just kind of wondering if maybe you wouldn't have tanked so badly in the primaries. I mean,

Liz really, she keeps bringing that up. What gives Liz Massachusetts, your own state. You came in third. But anyway, I'm a Bernie bro. You know, I know, I know that about you. Yeah. Yeah. How are you feeling about things now? Well, you know, I'm feeling kind of like you should endorse Bernie. That's how I'm feeling. But you're not because you know, you're

you're being coy. I'm waiting. I need a little space around this couple of days, couple more days, couple more days. I see, I see. Well, I don't know about that because you distant pretty bad on on Maddow. You know, you you you sounded like you can't take a little bit of, you know, Twitter teasing like, Oh, the Bernie bros were so mean to me. Well, they're over the top. Oh, please.

What's over the top is that I don't know how many people I don't have the statistics, but thousands or millions are not on health care. What's over the top is that we have all these billionaires and we don't have, you know, enough homes to house the homeless people. Now, you were talking about this. You were all for this. And so if you really believe in it,

you won't let a few nasty words from Bernie bros stop you from supporting the progressive candidate. Well, I wish those thousands of people who don't have health care voted for me. Well, you know, Liz, I really think you should have come out of the closet as the cougar that you are. Well, I didn't deny it. I did say go cougars. You did say go cougars. That was

brilliant. I think you're brilliant. I've been a cougar for a long time. I think you are, you know, very witty, very quick on your feet. You know, well, maybe so, you know, the bar is not very high, but that whole idea of, you know, kind of misogyny. In fact, why don't we just call it that Massachusetts misogyny, you know,

the state was founded by Puritans. And, you know, I think they think everybody's has to print every woman. And, and so, you know, they didn't vote for you, even though they like having you as a senator, I hope they want to keep me there because my dream is that we ditch Mitch McConnell and make you the Senate majority leader. Who's with me? I like

it. Yes. And you don't have to run for that, really. No, no, no. Just to get the senator, you know, I mean, you could like give him some low jobs, maybe. Oh, well, I'm down. I mean, you know, part of the reason I'm on the show is to talk about those rumors of a sex tape that I was involved in a sex tape. We saw that. You know, a lot of the people that make it big,

they do a sex tape. They always do. You know, along the campaign trail. I didn't know that so many things were being filmed. There were a lot of selfies that I didn't know about. Well, the campaign, the campaign trail can be very stressful. It's true. And there's nothing like a good, you know, jizz with Liz. Right. To get your mind off. Jizz and Liz, you know.

Right. But before we we watched that tape, I wanted to know if my guests have any questions for you or anything they like to say to you. Have you ever had a question for Elizabeth Warren? So do you swallow? It depends who it is. Oh, good, good answer. Very political. It depends. But I have been known to. Oh, for some lucky code. That was

Jay, do you have any questions for Liz Warren? Well, since Liz Warren is a cougar, so my question would be how young was this young man, the youngest that you've ever had sex with? Uh, legal. Oh, well, he was, he was legal. Over 18. Yes, over 18. And that's about it. Yeah, yeah. 18 in one day. Yeah, I don't card them, you know. I mean, if they're old enough to vote, they're old

enough to fuck me. There you go. Good answer. Fuck for a vote. I have one question. I have one question for Bailey. Oh, Bailey. Why did you steal the burrito? Because I'm pissed my mom lost. Was it stress eating? I'm going to take another bite out of that campaign. I understand it was stress eating. What is going on here? Did you see that? Now, because you

haven't supported Bernie, and because I feel that, you know, we need to give you some motivation. I'm going to have to spank you. I'm going to get a spanking from Dr. Susan Block. That's right. Is it free? Well, for you, Liz, because I am a fan of yours. Thank you. I love that you're a woman with a plan, that you're smart, that you're funny, that you're caring. I think

you're caring anyway. I'm not sure. Do you like my hair? We'll find out when you get a spanking. I care about that. Do we have the dog going to be held by you, maybe? Oh, yeah. And we're going to sit over here for this spanking. Bailey, you're going to get a spanking. And I'm going to give you a spanking with the bonobo way. There you go. Okay.

He's had a few. Yes, indeed. I'm going to give it to Elizabeth Warren to remind her that if she really wants to stand by her beliefs, by her plans, by her platform, over my knee, over my knee, Senator. It looks like she definitely has hair all over your pants, right? It's kind of sexy, right? Okay. And there she is.

I'm going to pull this a little bit down. Oh, yes. These are appropriately flowery. Oops. Oh, no. This is, how's this work? Oh, they've got, of course, Elizabeth Warren would have a whole bunch going on here, but we won't show the label. Just a little bit of skin. And where's her microphone? Does she have it?

I'm holding it down. Here's a mic right here, green for St. Patty. I'm sure you have some Irish in you, even though you don't have hardly any Native American, right? You should see my test. Right, right. We've seen those tests. I'd like to see your STD's test, but you know, yeah, I'm sure they're good too. But yeah, your DNA tests were not that impressive with the Indian

thing. So spank, spank for you, Native American, that is. What did you say? You were Cherokee or something? Yes, this reminds me of reservation. And you still have to apologize to the Cherokee Nation for that. Look at the camera, though. Cherokee Nation. Apologize. I'm sorry about that song. It's an awful song. Oh yeah, that's another bad one. Yeah. And you better apologize to the

Bernie Bros. And, you know, some of them are cubs that love cougars just like you. I'll say, I've fucked so many hipsters, I'm gentrified. That's right. Yeah. And you're going to be a great Senate majority leader, aren't you? Oh, I'm good at everything I do. Just ask the guys at Cowboys and Angels. But I noticed in that tape, which we're going to see in a little while, that you were

sucking up to the other side, you naughty Senator, you. I was just trying to work my centrist vibe. I mean, Mike Pence is not supposed to eat out with another woman, but I guess he can eat her out. I guess he's not gay after all. Oh, wow. Well, he could be. He could be bi. Oh, that's right. You're talking about his deal with his mother or his deal with his mother.

The deal with mother is that he's not allowed to eat out with a woman. But he could eat a woman out and he does. And you certainly slide down that fireman's poll. I can take it a little harder. Oh, yeah. I bet you can. I bet you're just ask Mike Pence. Good at taking that punishment. Yes.

Wow. So are you going to support Bernie? I need a little more time. Oh, yeah. Then you're going to get walloped. Good. Yeah. With the bonobo way because he is the most bonobo president in a few more days. Candidate. Of course, we're going to vote for whoever the Democratic candidate is against the Trumpis. But we haven't selected that yet.

And it could be up to you, Liz. It could be up to you. So support Bernie. Feel the burn on your butt. Feel that burn on your butt. The support ever makes me an offer to make me vice. Well, you just got to negotiate. You know, just like in S&M and B&D, you got to negotiate your parameters, your limits and your love. You got to share that love, Liz. Oh, yeah. I want to see you

making your next porn video with Bernie or. Oh, come on. I know. I know. Okay. Okay. So maybe with one of his surrogates, Larry David. No, he's just not appealing as Bernie. And I love Bernie. I mean, but how about who's the the wifty kind of presidential candidate that did. Oh gosh. Okay. I don't

remember her name, but she well, Tulsi is still in the race. She stayed in. You dropped out. And oh, I have to spank you for dropping out early. I mean, for not dropping out early enough. All right. We should have dropped out a little earlier. Right. Because some of those votes, if you added Bernie and Liz, would have knocked out,

you know, Shmo Joe, who I'll vote for if he's the candidate. But I'm a Bernie bade. You can't even make a sex tape with Hunter Biden. Oh, you know, you could do that. You could do that. Like the real one. The real Hunter Biden. Yeah. The real one would probably do it. Yeah. Right. Just give him a little cocaine.

I'll be good. All right. So I think Dave Sarota, he's one of the he's he's kind of cute. He's a Bernie bro. You could do him. Yeah. Yeah. And just random hipsters. Yeah. Random Bernie bros. They're all around. So I'm going to give you a kind of climax of spanking. In fact, can I have some support here? Everybody gather around me. And we're gonna have like a spanking

gang bang here. Oh, look at these granny panties. Very cute. Oh, hell, I am a grandmother. You can't avoid that. There's no getting out of that of a mom. All right. So here we all go. And the dog is here. Bailey. Oh, okay. Spank. She's got a pretty fat ass. Thank you. I think the cub should give her a hand spank. Oh, that's I have a plan for that. Oh, okay. He was I have a plan.

Just like that 18 year old. So naughty. Dream big dream hard guys. I can take it hard. Now wait a second. When you say dream big, what exactly are you talking about? You might see when you watch the tape. Yeah. This could get votes for Pence. Naughty Naughty for doing the other side.

Marianne Williamson. That's the one I was trying to think of. She's kind of hot. Would you like do a girl girl with her? Yes, I did a girl girl with Monica Lewinsky. She's a birdie babe. Oh, an AOC. Oh, yeah. Like younger women. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We AOC. Yeah. Definitely. Liz and AOC. Oh, absolutely. You're not talking on your microphone.

Okay. Hello. AOC is kind of hot. All right. So let's hear it for Liz Warren's red ass, which is almost as red as her jacket. I love America. I love this country. I want to see people get what they deserve. And you'll get spanked for it. That shows how much you love this country. Oh, yes. I'm willing to get spanked for it. All right. Well, now you can sit up. Thank you.

Really nervous. He's afraid. He's kind of stressy again, isn't he? Yeah. Well, maybe you need to put him in your lap. Oh, yeah. Show this butt here. Look at that butt. Any other spanky? There you are. I knew it. I knew that was you. Don't you spank this cute dog. I'm going to have a beer. I'm going to have a beer.

I think I'd like to have a beer. You can use one. I think we're going to have a look at this sex tape because I think it's going to be very enlightening. You know, we saw Liz get a little spanky. And now we're going to see that sex tape that is really going to open us. The inside story of Elizabeth Warren. Scoring with Warren. I approve this sex tape. And it's just a little

excerpt from the sex tape. I know about on fire, but I was certainly feeling myself, as the kids say. Hey, Mike Pence, come on in. Let's grab a selfie. A selfie. Yeah, why not? Nice. Okay, very good. That just seems like work. Sounds fun. Sounds kind of kinky, don't you think?

I've always liked you, Mike Pence. I've always respected you. I've always wanted to have a beer with you on it. And if you were to give me a foot rub that I so badly need, I don't think Mama would mind. That's true. Foot rub. There you go. Get in there. Sexy silver fox you are. 2020, you know? You should have been working for Hillary. You should have been letting Hillary work you.

You know, one night, she and I talked about how we wouldn't mind taking turns moving ahead on your whole family. Just how I used to do it on the reservation. Now you're spanking him. Oh, now you're sucking him. Don't let the Facebook camera see this. I would like to eat your pussy. Oh, baby. Go slow.

Well, you took me out very much. Yeah, big Mikey. Fuck that. We'll see that too, bitch. Yeah, I guess. Fuck that white privilege cock. Well, we do the strenuous white privilege cock. For the Liz Warren sex cake, scoring with Warren. Yeah, very, very good.

I kind of like the idea of jizz with Liz. Does that happen in the real tape? Yeah, there's jizz in Liz. There's jizz on Liz. There's a who's Horan Warren. And what's the other part called? Warren's peace. The strap on one. Warren's peace. That's what mom wants. Warren's peace. Yeah. Okay. That's kind of funny. So yeah, you know,

somehow you always have your sense of humor there, even in the midst of political passion. Yes. And I noticed the foot massage. Very interesting. And didn't you need to get your feet or your legs massage? I need some lotion, actually. Oh, there's lotion right there. Oh, yeah. Hey, you think you can help me? Oh, she wants some smooth. I don't really

leave much of an option, whether if you would say yes or no. Which one of those you prefer? This one? Both. Coconut oil, of course. We love coconut oil. Which, by the way, not friendly with latex. So don't use it with any latex or with your hazmat suit. Okay. But it goes very nicely on bare legs, just to massage. Here goes Jay. So we have one question.

Does legs nice and smooth of minimac? Oh, yeah. Don't be shy, smooth. That's a big low. You can't use as much coconut oil. Big low. Right there. Yeah, that's a creamy low, too. Exactly. Very creamy. How do you have these? Yeah. I'm really glad my lotion is being put to good use. Well,

we got jizz in Liz and jizz on middle, I guess. I get the back side. Does that make you jealous, Liz? Do you want him to do that to your legs? Well, I'm wearing stockings, so it would be awkward. Oh. She's doing, you know, she's receiving this very well. And you're just vicariously enjoying it. And so is Bailey, I see. I'm not a hater, I'm not a burning girl, you know.

Hey, you want another spanking? This one's going to be panties down. Yeah, I like to show off. The other one is so much thicker. But first, I want to ask you, you know, we do have a, is this a caller or a writer? Rafiq has said people are not very cooperative with washing hands. No, no. Is Rafiq talking about people in his life? Rafiq. Dr. Susan Block.

Yes, Max. He's on Facebook Live. Okay, Max, are you trying to tell somebody something? Yeah, go down. Okay, go down. Okay, I think that's a cue for you, Liz. Go down. Oh, go down. I'm ready. So let's see. So people are not very cooperative with washing their hands. All right, poor Rafiq, I guess maybe he's got a sex partner who didn't wash her hands. He should

just throw her in the shower with some Lysol. That works. Ah, it reminds me of college. Well, I went to a community college. Yeah, well, and you still go there to pick up your cubs, don't you? And Bernie wants to make college free. Don't you want to help Bernie make it free? Well, I got it at a discount because of my Native American blood. And authentic. How much she's

always asking about spanking. I think she's really into spanking. Sally, I told him about that. That's why he's laughing. Laura, one viewer that always asks about spanking. Laura wants to know how many girls, how much girls you spanked in your life. I have spanked probably about 300 girls. 300. Okay. Good amount. Yes. And how many times have you been spanked? I'd say about 150. Less.

Tonight. Well, I feel very privileged tonight. That I got to spank you. But I'm not done with you yet, bitch. Yeah. I can't wait. Yeah. I love to spank a smart woman because she always has some smart answers to each whack. I like to top from the bottom. I love topping from the bottom than you doing it. As long as you're a good little bottom. And you are. You have a delightful little bottom,

Liz. I had no idea. You should show your bottom more often. You know, they're saying I would have done better in the polls if I had longer hair and would have worn a dress. But it's not my style. No, no. Never has been. You know, and I think, I don't know if this is okay to say. Bill, are you here? I think you look better in your pants suit than Hillary did.

Speaking to the microphone. Sorry, Bill. Well, he said he was sorry to Monica Lewinsky on Hillary's documentary. So I'm not sure what that's worth. But maybe she'll step in. Now, you would be pretty irritated if she stepped in and ran for president. Well, I just feel I was the most qualified candidate. But I'm trying to move on from it because I've got a bright future

in politics. And if not, the sex tape, a lot of people are enjoying this now. Yeah, you have a future in porn. But I have to say you are, I don't know about the most qualified. I'd have to say Bernie. But I do think you're the smartest. Thank you. I think you're the smartest candidate. And I'm serious now. I mean, do you think that people, men, women, or gender fluid people,

have a problem with smart women and electing them to the highest office in the land? I do. I think it's threatening to a lot of people. A smart woman. And a funny woman. And a funny woman. And they perceive you as a bitch. And there's just a lot of double standards. It's not just from men. It's from women. Yeah, it's from women. That's why I said women and

men sometimes feel that a smart woman is threatening. And how about in terms of the sex world? I mean, you're, I'm finding out you're a lot more active sexually than I realized this. No, I think that's much more open. All right. Yeah, I think as far as hooking up and, you know, swinging in nudist colonies, a lot less threat, much more open.

Are you by sexual mirror? I've had sex with women before. Oh, and do you feel that intelligence is a pro or a con when it comes to sex? Is it good or bad? Or do you think men like smart women? Men? Do men? No, no, you. I was going to say, I mean, I don't know. I just, you know, care what the client looks like.

You like a certain look for a clitoris? Yeah. Is that an intelligent clitoris? Is it an educated clitoris? Is it an intelligent clitoris? Some of them wear clitoris. Do you think men like smart women? You like a woman who knows clitoris? I don't know. Men kind of do like smart women,

but I don't think they care. I just think they care about the clitoris. What do you think? Some of them probably don't know where the clitoris is. How about you? I mean, Jay, do you like, I mean, obviously you like sexy women. Do you find that a smart woman is, you know, if she looks the same as a not so smart woman,

is she sexier or less sexy? Smart is always sexy. Smart is always sexy. What is the oldest woman, Jay, porn or real life that you've had sex with? Do you know? Hmm Obviously

Yes, I There's a first time for everything as they say I'm a young 69 you sure are So let me ask you because we have

this writer Rafiq who asked about you know coronavirus. I mean I know you have a plan You have a plan for everything and I appreciate that by the way, do you plan sex?

I'm oh There you go. There it is. Thank you She Need someone I get to know someone. Yeah, I like it. I like a date. I like dinner

You know it doesn't take away the Spontaneity because the best laid plans may not get you laid the way you plan Also, let myself go Right

It's always good to have a plan just in case yeah fall back on yeah, so what do you think? Do you think that? To help ease the panic of the coronavirus so people don't like Buy all the toilet paper before you know other people can get some share the toilet paper people be bonobo

Yeah, share a square Share a square That's a good slogan. It is right now very relevant Yeah, don't be a hoarder. Don't take it to hoarder proportions. There's a difference between

But would you make corona virus porn just to make people you know feel more? Oh, you mean like fucking in gas masks. Yeah Corona virus it's actually not corona virus Is a big

It's kind of kinky. I guess with the gas masks, right? That kind of reminds me of something called prop 60 that was It was close to that Crop 60 what is that?

We were supposed to use You know Things of that kind There was a second stage

Apocalypse porn I like that that sort of made it seem like yeah, hey cabin fever. We can help call us That's our therapy line though if you want to actually call the show you can also do that and The show call in line is six to six four six one five two one two if you have questions

But I will not answer the endorsement question I need a little space for a little time I'm gonna have to spank an endorsement out of you. I Will endorse your spanking Bernie

Feel the burn, you know, that is the purpose of the spanking for you to feel the burn, baby That's a few more days. Yeah Few more days, you know, I think that's what you do to some of these cubs and maybe why they didn't vote for you You know, you kept putting them off. She burned them. Yeah

We got a cub right here, right? Yeah, I know, I mean, I think he needs to be part of the next Liz Warren sex tape I was just thinking about feel the burn What does it really mean in the industry that I worked in?

I'm not necessarily mean something good You've already heard from talent testing at that point That's not a good burn I'm talking more about the spanking burn

the Bernie burn and You know the socialism burn Right, I know it burns you a little but it's good for everybody So, so okay, so you want to audition him in some way? I think he has his limits

But maybe you can get him to audition can I spank him? You spank him probably not I know how something like, you know image what I don't really Get their butt whipped on TV You're open-minded

Love that because I bet you didn't vote for me am I right I'm gonna hot seat I feel like I'm gonna be feeling really hot after the audition Yeah, she might not have voted for me either

Well, that's kind of fair thank you I respect that you admitted that well hey in California Bernie one So I don't care about y'all California you do kind of know how it's gonna go Yeah, I will say that I did not expect it. However, I will We sure did we sure did we sure know one thing we don't know nothing

We know we don't know and so we got to try to get This guy not just under gag order like he has to be on the Dr. Susan block show whenever he's here, but we have to kick him out Do you think he can get the coronavirus? Do I think what he can get the coronavirus?

You know, I'm not gonna wish that on anybody. No because Then he exposes everybody, you know Although I did hear that at that Republican gathering That somebody had it and possibly gave it to somebody who's gonna give it to him

Doesn't Bill Gates own the rights to it I heard a dog bought it in Hong Kong Nothing about you Bailey has anybody about you Okay, so we're gonna have this cubs banking here. Oh, I would love to

Watch Bailey Yeah cubs banking cubs banking And you Elizabeth Warren we are very privileged to have you here come sit here the dog here

Sure, you dog person though, right? You look like a dog person. I like dogs very much You might want to take that out of your pocket. It's up to you. Oh, you're gonna spank him to a double one Kind of side Be his comfort

Mainly Better yeah I can already tell who you voted for I bet you're glad you wore these jeans now

These are cute very cowboy. I mean he's got really great style. So yeah, he's got a little hipster in him So I probably did Oh, yeah, this is a great book I'm not spanking you with the Bible don't freak out. Oh, that's good

Oh, I feel so privileged that Elizabeth Warren is using the bonobo way to spank I'll read this in 30 minutes And you'll quiz me on I

Am speechless no, I am so honored to be spanked by Elizabeth Warren I mean, I've never thought it's gonna be my first interaction with sounds of Warren like that What country are you from I am from Poland From Poland, but looks Italian what a melting pot we live in I love it

And he's got quite a pole from what I've seen I lost track of Polish politics long time ago When did you move from Poland? Oh, that was 12 years ago. Wow Did you

Yeah, yeah, but we're gonna pinch him anyway I I've been dealing with You know wanna, you know, I won't be too

You angry that's about it Okay, yeah The other one I think he's saying the other cheek will get jealous. Okay, I don't have a grip on it. I'm I don't want to hit Ms. Warren

I've been through worse this week alone. Here we go. He felt that in the anus Oh Wow, somebody's angry On the Dr. Susan block show and let's have a big hand

Jay sport, this is a real man Yeah, both for Bernie, okay, he already did That's how they do but they love their uncle Bernie, but nobody wants to have him for Thanksgiving By the way, if you're watching on YouTube right now, I want you to subscribe

to both of our channels Dr. Susan block and subscribe to sex calls channel. They're like

Twins so subscribe subscribe subscribe subscribe But now I think we're gonna move into the non YouTube section of the show You know a non Facebook section of the show because we've just got about a half an hour left and So, you know Liz has been very very gracious about

You know answering our questions taking a spanking and Giving a spanking bringing Bailey. We all know Bailey

Bailey should have been more in in the public view and maybe you would have won Yeah Show your nurturing side Speaking of showing

We need to see a little more of Liz Warren I think that's one of the reasons That maybe she didn't get the votes she deserved and I I really you know, I love Bernie But I I would vote for Liz second

I I really love Liz and I'd be totally happy with a Liz a president Elizabeth Warren I would be thrilled or vice president, but really I'm thinking Senate Majority Leader Liz Warren, but I do feel that you know Maybe there are people that need to see more of Liz to know just how great she is

No, that was just a tape Well, just a tease it was a tease in fact speaking of tease perhaps a strip tease Would be nice to see you get out of that

Pantsuit that you know, some people complain about I think it's cute, but Maybe such shine should hold on to the dog The dog should have a Liz Warren strip tease

Bathroom time okay very quickly okay, so so that's Knocking off my plan. See what did I say the best way to go with plans Get you laid the way and she's taking her beer to the bathroom. That's a real beer lover. I tell you yeah Okay, so while she's in there actually I want to just say

Rest in peace Jack Hammer Let's have the Jack Hammer picture taken by Juxley that is we've got a couple of pictures You could actually show this on Facebook Well, maybe not that one

but the next one Jack Hammer was a great guy and a great porn star and a great porn director and a great guest on the Dr. Susan block show three times and This is a picture of him With a group of us

As that and it was right after he had gotten his cancer surgery Which was very similar to what max had he had cancer the bladder and he had to get a new bladder basically and so did max and You guys talked about it, and I had that squeezy thing

that I had to do with you give to give you a Suck your cock bladder brothers Yeah, like the Bernie brothers well yeah Biden doesn't call them the Bernie bros. He calls them the Bernie brothers

Sort of like a bunch of guys that make suits Anyway, yeah bladder brothers they had bladder surgery Successful surgery and no, you know, I mean Jack was certainly with us for many years after the surgery Max is still with us and Jack

did so many wonderful things with kink.com and With many different companies and his own company. He was a really nice guy even though He like usually played a badass. He used to be a marine so he knew all about marine stuff and

You want to say goodbye to him? You want to say something? Yeah, just awesome Okay, did somebody have a mic can we use your mic just

No, I was just gonna say yeah, he's one of the best people I've ever known he's great Wow, and really you could count on him for anything and It's not my introduction to kink is when I was invited up there by him and Holly Yeah, well, you know better than me, but what I knew of him. He was just such a nice guy

he's in gizli's book of about porn and kink and And I think he's done some other writing and he'll always be in our hearts, but rest in peace

Yeah, Jack Hammer We miss you and you were taken from us way too quickly 53 years old Yeah, and he was gonna come back on the show He was gonna come on the show. He was gonna but you know

So it must have happened very suddenly because sunshine was talking to him Yeah, he like started back school and everything. He was so excited about going back to school Yeah, he just adopted a new cat like and here's Liz She's lost her suit. Oh my goodness. I thought

But I guess you had to do it in the Well once you get out in front here And Yeah, well, let's get let's get let's get that

Microphone And here's here's a mic. Is this working? Okay, here's the mic for the dog and What do you have to say about your mommy?

Okay, here's a microphone. You want to hold the mic for her get get right over there Bailey doesn't have much patience Just so you know can I Now that we're not on Facebook cameras. Can we go topless? Yeah, baby. Oh, yeah nice boobs for a senator. Wow Look at those nice senatorial boobs

What do I wet I need I need a mic here here. Let's have the mic Check once Sounds good. Yeah. What was the question? What do you like better? My boobs are my wig your boobs or your wig? These are real. Yeah, right. I think I I mean I like the wig I

Do but I have to choose I'm gonna say those are fabulous boobs I mean the wig is good, but the boobs are fabulous, especially for a woman of 69 Yeah, yeah, but even for any age really there they're fabulous boobs. I mean look good for 51 There's no work done either. No. Yeah good for 51

All right, well then I think you should get in a good position where we can see those boobs I'll hold this so kind of she some wax she towards the front. Yeah And I'll give you a few with my Irish whip. Oh, I love the way her heels kick Kicking up her heels. Oh, yeah

Liz Warren And Dissing the Bernie bros that's for not being able to take what you dish out Now I will say this and I'll just give you the light spanks. I really loved how you verbally spank Mike Bloomberg

I gotta say that was brilliant. That was that was courageous. That was Skewered they said the press that I skewered him. Yeah, you did you certainly did skewer him and And spank him and with him and you spanked him right out of the election supporting Joe, but you know

Whatever he's gonna support the Democratic candidate. So we're happy about that. That's what you should do put his money there and Money where his mouth is he can be in the next sex tape. He's not bad Yeah, you would you would give him a good and produce it second park. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, maybe for him

Contrary everyone who's here tonight contributing to your campaign for Senate majority leader You're gonna have to do a little campaigning for that, right? I'm doing that right now. Yeah, you are Let this woman come on you other senators. You gotta have that Spirit you got to see American spirit that she's gonna take it for America. That's right

She's gonna she's gonna take it in the ass up the ass jizz and Liz She's so patriotic Always willing to take a cream pie from anyone with the sex to me. Can I can I pull this down? Sure, you can do it's your show. It's my show. You're you're a female producer. I respect

Whoa, I think this is I mean 70 or 51 or 22 this is an amazing ass, right? Yeah Nice

I'm wondering if I could have my my senatorial page Jay give you one spank on your ass. Oh, that sounds great. Yeah one spank. Were you a marine in Poland? Yeah, not really He's played one in

To do it with his hands not the book Can you do it with your shirt by a shirt off shirt off shirt off shirt off spanking shirtless spanking it's a thing Everything's a thing What you know before politics, right?

Right Patriotic, but Yeah, look at those Native American Well that part of you is Native American free college for me

Wealth tax Yeah, that's what I like about you miss. I love that wealth tax Taxes billionaires You have a plan and we stand that plan yes, we do

That yeah, you want to give a little people say I look a little horsey I'm sure Donald Trump will call me a horse face Yeah, let's see the oh For me

Organically grown beautiful. Yeah, they're very organic. Yeah Nice Shake for the camera Yeah

You're gonna get votes I somebody's gonna get votes this somebody's gonna get somebody's gonna get a lot of votes Yeah, I don't know what you're gonna do it from Bailey's gonna You should endorse somebody with all these votes. Yeah Good gals

All right, so the boobies are cool, but is anybody spanking anybody Okay a few wax, yeah Where's just the clock? Oh You've even got it. You're such a good

Massacist look what I just went through Oh Angry one Like that wig

That's a gorgeous week. This wig has been through four porn scenes. Really? Yes four loads to the face I Can't believe it's hanging in there jizz and Liz's hair. There was a little Was that Mike Pence as well or somebody else?

Also my campaign manager Monica Lewinsky And then a male escort Played by Rome major We love

Yeah, yeah, I did better on those polls You sure did so Yeah, you know how to treat your staff Liz, you know How to give him benefits? Oh

Look at that. But yeah, she's got a green ass somebody wrote Chinese What does it say about the corona virus? This is the cure read her ass. This is straight from Wuhan No

This ass is the cure I'm too broke to travel Actually, we're just gonna say that You know Microsoft should fund your ass Bill Gates

He's probably got a share in it. I'm sure you haven't gotten any spanking tonight Neither of you I want to give you back Didn't say to cover your boobs

You know, I think I don't know that's a good one time. That is Yeah I I second that motion Must be true I

Guess we could give it a shot Nice, let's hear it for Elizabeth You Whatever you run for as long as they run against Bernie

Yeah 2024 baby I'll be back. Yeah, I like the sexy run in your stock. Oh, yeah shows you're a woman of the people Yeah, you shop at

Walmart No, not Walmart Not walk Okay, so is someone else getting a spanking?

No, Jay smooth skin a spanker, right? Well, I think that the fact that Liz wants to spank her is something we should go with Jay you can help Bailey's gonna leave at any time Okay, so talk about your plans All right, so my plans are my sex tape

I really hope people see a more accessible side of me and I want to get those young hipsters to actually vote for me not just Hook up with me and it's called scoring with Warren Warren with Warren. It's on my website Jamie Foster strips It's also Yeah, my aka my aka Jamie Foster

So it's four scenes, you know, it's a DVD. It's also gonna be through pulse distribution and It's on all my Clips stores, you know, we all have to have so many different ways to get our content Oh, and speaking of clips. I think we have a Clips for sale Account again. Oh, really? Yeah, just resurrected our Clips for sale account. Oh, they're Dr. Susan block, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, it's on

It's on You can always watch more clips on cliporama.com, but we're also on Clips for sale. And also I got to get another plug Which is I am going to be Domcon 2020

Mistress of ceremonies That is going to be unless the coronavirus forces us not to assemble It's going to be at the Hilton Lax, okay, so I'm hoping you know we quarantine contain things before

May 6th through 10th, which is when Domcon Bailey Well, we don't Oh

He's been through a lot I mean he's shape-shifted from a golden retriever to a beagle Yeah, he has He's he's a man of the dog. Yeah, like you're a woman of the people He has to take on different forms for different groups. He's actually a rescue from Boyle Heights. Oh

Haha, we can't the dog Really he has the same name as Obama's dog. He's low. He's got the same name as Brock He's got an aka as well. Yeah, yeah Mm-hmm

Yeah, he's just like this like his mom Just like his mom he comes out swinging He will never give up the fight. He will always fight for people food Yes

We are swinging through life Swing it into love. I'm gonna spank her out Yeah, she you have a squad Yeah

Subjects No, I wasn't allowed to These remind me of the 80 I like I mean not that she wasn't hot in the green outfit, but now

Oh Auntie Liz. Yeah, I'll hold Bailey or I'll pull your hair. Oh Oh, oh, he has to get in there, but yeah, I have to be the gentleman

What is that? Yeah, she didn't You are gonna have to get another spank I think we're running out of time

Amazing yeah, is it okay to say that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're very politically incorrect here Yeah, we appreciate people inside and out Body mind and soul could you play you'd be great? Who would you like to play?

Any politician you identify with? Condoleezza rife I mean, she's a smart one too You know, but she worked for George Bush

She's actually a very good pianist Politics Politics that we can think of what the fuck is going on we have to change Well, we had to go back to the foreshad ministration

You don't want to be come come up Yeah, no good We got a bit of a problem with Kamala because she she voted against you know She's a very anti-sex worker

And so did Bernie but please and Bernie have made up for it by sponsoring a program a plan actually to study the effects of Cesta fosta on real sex workers, which is going to show that it's been a fucking mess and Bad for sex workers and not very good for stopping trafficking because it doesn't help with that

All it does is mean that sex workers are less safe and that's it. And so maybe You know Kamala will learn something. I hope she will she did do very well And she certainly is great looking and she is great. She's very sexy and she did say that she would Consider decriminalization of sex work

Well, she said that and I guess I'm with her Well, if she's you know, she might be somebody's vice president We might have to school her yeah What you're supposed to get

The law professor I don't know if I like Like Being spanked and taking it from

Senator My mom bring me to tonight. Can I get a burrito? Oh You want to see if Bailey will steal the burrito. Oh, that would be great. That would let's recreate that

getting more hits You have to open it and spread it out a little bit. Yeah, you have to open it up and spread it out and make it a little more Peeling. Yeah He's later on he'll eat it go for it, you know, this is so tempting to just rip go for it

That's a thing to stalking. Yeah. Yes. It's very sexy. This is we can sell it. Yeah Go for it shred those And then you could apply the coconut oil

I definitely the campaign trail has made my skin Little dry He is the guy giving the leg rubs the moisture apply the moisturizer He's our moisturizer

Good boy Bailey. Oh, no, sorry my feet don't look that This one looks okay After all that Yeah, maybe that's where it started

Okay, so we've got some oh look at this Nice leg. Yeah, that's shredding right here. You tore it up. Uh, and here's some Creamy tour that shit up It's time

Are you that creamy? That's a big load Super thick white loads white privileged load Try to pull you do well with

Actual Bailey likes that. No Bailey's into it. He's so into he's getting rubs too Oh, no, he's looking his wiener. He really is into it. Oh the lips Thank you Jay have some jizz on your boobs. Oh, yeah

If you've got any left forget the boobs You know women who won't let men come on their bodies are really missing out May I on not? Yes, you certainly may. Thank you for asking. Of course. He's all about concepts

Well, I think a lot of women like for a man to come on their boobs It's on the face. I like men to come on my boobs. Oh, I bet you do and I bet a lot have and I bet a lot will That smells good My nipples are always hard, but they're extra hard now

Yeah, you know, well we said we were auditioning you but you're kind of auditioning the senator For his next do you do you do granny porn young man? This is a question. You don't get asked every day. Have you ever been a star in would you like to do? Perv nana

I have not What are you open to? Well Needs cast members for scoring with warren too, right

In politics, I hope she does I want to make another porn Oh, yeah, and there's nobody who looks more like her than me in porn Right, maybe in real life, but they're not in porn True

And there's uh the lady on saturday night live does her very well, but she's not fucking No, no. In fact, she's I think doing her tonight really, but not fucking no, no, no, no That's what the people need to see they need to to get deep into Elizabeth the way my pence did so that she can become our senate majority leader at least

It's not our back for more just our fucking queen. Let's hear it for elizabeth warren queen So you've already told where we can get your stuff, but tell it again Jamie foster strips.com and then uh, there's this comedian called sally mullen sally mullen. She's really great And she's friends with both of us. She's been on this show a few times. She looks a lot like she does, but her hair is longer

Oh, yeah, she's more desperate for male attention. She's got nice boobs like you She's got the same tits they look better because the hair is like all the way down But uh, yeah, she's got a comedy special coming out called sleazy does it And which one of them was in hustler

sally mullen sally mullen Comedian in hustler. Wow. Hardcore Yeah, all right, and uh, so jay, where do we find you? Um, you can find me on twitter. It's at jay smooth triple x

xxx We got to show one shot of jay. Can can you go to twitter and show the first shot not that shot? You're talking about the video right where he's just like You're around in a circle

Me and dr. Susie were kind of But it's quite mesmerizing the very first video on twitter of jay smooth and he's just triple x twitter Moving his wiener slash jay smooth triple x. You got to go on the internet, but while we're looking Where do we find miss minimak?

Uh, let's let's get a microphone get a mic You can find me on instagram uh at crow dogo or you can find me on uh twitter, which I just created For dr. Susie twitter Just for us

And we don't remember what it is Oh, it's a middle eye with a whole bunch of numbers. Can we get it to flash real quick? Go ahead and follow me on twitter because I don't have any users, so Help me out. Can we get on twitter?

Abe or yeah We're gonna get on twitter real quick. There we are. Oh, there we are on twitter. She is chat minute 37807 Don't show this on facebook folks

Wow, yeah What hold on No, that's talent Talent talent that's talent. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I wish I could do that with my I think that uh, bailey here is bisexual

And also human Yeah, whoa, that's quite a poll. I think he's just excited Oh, he's looking here. Okay, everybody come sit near me because we're gonna say goodbye Yeah

okay, so Um, we want you to be good And vote for bernie You can always vote for the other guy. Listen, we gotta defeat trump. There's no question about that

but You know right now We've got a primary so Feel the burn, baby. Feel it. I'll spank you if you want and then you'll feel that burn

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