F.D.R. The Virgin Show

Full transcript of F.D.R. The Virgin Show on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

All right, from Los Angeles, California in Bonoboville, you are listening to FDR. What does that mean? It means fuck the rich, the Bonobo way. My name is Max and I'm returning to radio after many, many years of absence.

I'm sure you've all missed me. And this is a radio with a different view, a different twist. It's very twisty. We move from one thing to another. And nothing is taboo. Nothing. We can talk about anything.

And tonight with me is of course my favorite girlfriend. I only have one and she's my very favorite. And her name, of course, you know her as Dr. Susan Block or Dr. Susie. Hello, Dr. Susie.

Hello, my prince. How are you doing tonight? I'm good. I'm relaxed. You know, it's the first night of FDR.

FDR, yeah. So the reason we're doing this is because the rich don't give a shit about anybody. They really don't care. What they do care about is bottom lines and how much money they can make

and how much money they can accumulate for their family and their kids. Because if you have $200 billion, of course, you can't take it with you. You can't even take your suit with you. Much less $200 billion, right?

Yeah, so on this show we're going to be talking about, let me give you some ideas, Facebook suckers. Hello, Facebook. Facebook suckers.

Michael Flynn and felons and incels and folks that are missing some cells in their heads. And who's talking out there yapping away? It's a bonobo. A naughty bonobo.

We're also going to talk about police thugs and how we have to remove these people from the streets who are killing black people, white people, purple people, yellow people. They're on a killing spree and it's really disgraceful. We're going to be talking about that.

And we're going to be talking about down in Orange County, they want to pay $25,000 to cut into the line to get their COVID shots. Can you imagine that? $25,000.

Anyway, I want to tell you a little bit about Dr. Suzy because tonight we're not going to talk about any of that. What we're going to talk about is us, Bonoboville. It's a mutual admiration society. And I want to tell you a little bit about Dr. Suzy.

So Dr. Suzy was born and grew up in Philadelphia, right? Ballekinwood, actually. Ballekinwood. Well, I was born in Philly and I grew up in Ballekinwood.

Right. Nice Jewish girl and living with a bunch of Italians around the corner somewhere. Those sexy Italians. Yeah.

But, you know, those sexy Italians, we put them in another part of town. Because, you know, right? Well, the Jews were also in another part of town. And then down the road were the wasps with their horses.

Ah, with the horses, yeah. With the horses. Well, I mean, not that they were having sex with the horses. No, no.

I don't think so. I didn't see any of that. Some kid just got busted for having sex with the horse. Aw.

Yeah. Poor, poor guy. Poor horse. The horse was having fun.

How do you know? Well, he was smiling and snorling. Can't tell. So Susan grew up there and then she graduated from high school.

She turned down, she turned down her awards. Okay. This was already a radicalized woman. She turned down her award.

What kind of award was that? I turned down my D.A.R. award. The Daughters of the American Revolution. Revolution.

A longstanding, good old fashioned racist organization. Right, right. And you turned that down. And what happened to people like, what are you doing?

I made a speech. I was in junior high actually when I won that award for history essay. And it was a great essay. I have no memory of what it was about.

Probably, you know, colonial America. Although probably not about how they would spank each other. And Thanksgiving was more historically accurate than Thanksgiving. But be that as it may, I won this award.

And then I got this, like, I guess you could say a thought gang bang. Consensual, because I wanted to hear all these thoughts. But all these people came up to me and they explained to me what the D.A.R. was.

And I had no idea. And it just sounded like not something I wanted to participate in. So I turned it down and I remember that the principal of the school, Mr. Dodd.

Mr. Dodd? Mr. Dodd. Are you doing Mr. Dodd? Yeah, he was a little like Mike Pence, I would say.

And, you know, he probably called his wife mother. And he just put his head in his hands and he was very disturbed. And he did not want me to turn it down. And he threatened me with all kinds of things.

And I just turned it down. Okay. Beginning of my revolutionary career. And is that when you started to travel or did you start, did you travel after Yale?

I wasn't traveling much. Yes. I mean a little with my parents. You haven't any kind of sex.

Was I having sex at 14? Some. Making out. I was making out and heavy petting. Heavy petting.

Heavy petting. Right, that's heavy petting. Oh, I love that. Yes.

Montclair, New Jersey in the 1950s. My parents gone. Only my keepers there and dancing with these girls. I had never smelled a girl up close.

And they smelled really good. Well, good for them. That's not necessarily always the case. Right.

I don't know about the boys. They didn't smell that good up close. I remember one of my first make out sessions at the Brydmar Presbyterian church dance. The guy smelled like stale beer, old Chester fields and a leather jacket.

I like the leather jacket. Ever since I had a thing for leather jackets. So how did you end up at Yale? Now, okay, this girl is one of those girls, this woman.

No, I can be a girl. I'm old enough that I like being called a girl. Woke. Don't wake up on me, baby.

Yeah, no, but yeah. How did I get into Yale? Well, I guess you could say, you know, my parents bribed the right people, of course. Isn't that how you get into these places?

That's the way it used to be. Now it's a criminal act. Oh, no, I didn't have anybody that went to Yale and, you know, I mean, we were privileged, but not that privileged.

So I had to actually win a few other awards that I accepted in order to get into Yale. To get into Yale, okay. And how old were you when you got to Yale? I was, when I got there, 17 or 18?

I think maybe 18. 17 or 18. Yeah, the right age. That's the age you're supposed to be.

Is that it? Yeah. Okay, I didn't go there. I went to.

You were busy. I was busy. Should we talk about you? No, no, no, no, no.

No, because, you know, you had a much more interesting life than me. Much more interesting. When I was just going to school and towing the line, you were out there on the Lido, baby. That's right.

You were romance in the milfs of Italy. And you were in theater on the stage, the Arlequino. That's right. You were the gendarme, and you got a very good review, I understand.

You were a hot young man. The review, you said he's tall and handsome, but he can't act for a shit. Oh, well, can't have everything. That's what they said.

But it was fun for me because I walked around and I saw these posters with my name on them. Nice. One day, one day I'm going to go to Hollywood and get the big break. But you see, we did have a kind of similarity, I guess, in the sense that you were on stage

in this theater called the Arlequino. And I, when I graduated from Yale, was working with a little theater troupe that was made up of Yalees and townies in New Haven. And it was called New England, Comedia.

And I played the part of Arlequino. Oh, OK. Yeah. Not only did I work at Arlequino at the little theater in Genova.

But I also worked at the Genova State Theatre, Eleanor Duce. And I worked there. And I was having an affair with one of Italy's most noted and famous states. Yeah.

And she was wonderful. She was 35. I was 16. Wow.

Ooh, that would be very illegal now. Yes, absolutely. Very illegal. And in most people's minds, immoral.

I am not going to judge at the moment. But apparently you enjoyed yourself. Yes, she had two Chihuahuas. You didn't have sex with them.

I didn't have sex with them. But they always wanted to jump on the bed and have sex with us. That's typical. Typical Chihuahuas or dogs.

Any dogs, yeah. We have a horned dog here. Yeah. His name is Chico.

But we don't have sex with him. No, no, no. He tries. He tries to hump the leg and get in between the legs.

But I have to say no, Chico, no. You have to do that with dogs. Dogs are very, very friendly. And you know what?

Sex is an aspect of friendliness. But we'll get into that later. One thing I want to say about the Arlequino, and me playing Arlequino,

is Arlequino was a character in Comedia dell'arte. Right, right. And there's a lot of different characters. There's like Pantalone, who's the money bags.

And there's Il Dottore, who is the professor, the very pompous kind of man of letters. And then there's Columbine, who I played later, who's Arlequino's girlfriend.

And Arlequino and Columbine are both servants. They're working people. They're not. They're rich.

Right. Right. A lot of the other characters are rich, like the doctor and especially Pantalone.

He's usually a rich guy. And one of Arlequino and Columbine's jobs, in a way, in the Comedia dell'arte is to FDR. FDR.

Actually, Ted Meyer, who's now listening, he says, FDR for sure. Fuck to rich, baby. Ever since Arlequino and way before.

You know, there has to be an uprising. There has to be something. And it has to be fun. It has to be fun.

That's one thing. How did you end up streaking on the Yale campus? Oh, you want to get me naked? Yeah, naked, baby.

In one of those fraternities. Yeah. Well, you know, it was one of those things that was a fad. It was, I didn't come up with it.

No. But I was doing it a little bit with, like, my theater cohorts. Just running around naked at parties and tripping.

Tripping. Tripping. We took acid. Tripping on acid, not stones or rocks.

Once I did fall down into a pond. Into a pond. Yes. On an acid trip.

This was, you know, it was the thing. And it's amazing I survived. But yeah, so everybody was streaking. And I don't think, I guess that guy, David Niven,

the guy that streaked across the Academy Awards had made streaking famous. And David Niven said, well, he's certainly showing his shortcomings.

Okay. Yeah. But in any case, we were excited about it. I don't remember if we had any politics behind it.

I don't think so. I think we were just having wild, you know, undergraduate fun. And you were also doing radio. Yes.

Yes. As I was streaking, I did an interview on WYBC FM Yale New Haven radio. You also had a show with weird music. I did.

I played Tibetan bells and Mahavishnu orchestra, things like that. And what year was that? I don't want to say. No, I mean approximately.

Look it up on Wikipedia. Approximately. Come on. Come on.

What are you trying to do here? I was trying to find out because at the same time you were doing that, I think I was in Italy doing pirate radio on a fascist station. And it was called Radio Meridian.

Radio Meridian. And we kind of took it over from the fascist optometrist. He was an optometrist. And we took control of the radio there.

And it must have been around the same time. Must have been. 70s. We'll just say maybe.

Yeah, somewhere in there. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so then you stopped for a while and you started to travel. I stopped?

I mean you took a summer vacation and you went to Afghanistan. Okay, yeah. And you got raped and you slept with cows. What was that all about?

Okay. Well, yeah, I mean when you say slept with cows, I did. But I didn't have sex with the cows. No, no.

It's just that I would sleep in these areas like behind a barn and there might be a cow or a water buffalo there. In addition to dogs and chickens and you'd sleep with them and other people.

Okay. That wasn't at the hotel where the cow came in. No. And something just happened with my computer but okay.

I'm just putting on the live stuff to watch for comments. Oh, okay. So I don't see anything now. Nothing is showing up.

So you went to Afghanistan. Yeah, that was... Where else did you go? Tell me about all that.

The travels and the motorcycles and the mud and the rain. I went to Nepal. Nepal. And I went to India.

Nepal. Nipples? Nipples. Nipples.

Who's got the dirty mind? Nepal. Kathmandu where they have the highest point on earth. You know, Mount Everest.

It just grew by the way, Mount Everest. Wow, really? Did you read about that? I would think it was lowering because of the...

No, they have actually... The melting of the ice. They've actually re-figured the height. Oh, oh, yeah.

I did read that. Yeah. They had figured it wrong. Right.

So it didn't really grow, but it's bigger. Well, it's more exciting. Than they thought it was. It was like a penis implant sort of thing.

I thought it was where you make the mountain bigger. Okay. Well, it's certainly invigorated. Yes.

Yeah. So what happened there? So I, yeah, I trekked around and I learned a lot of things. And the main thing I learned was wherever you go,

you're always you. Wherever you go, you're always you. Yeah. I think that when I went to...

That's heavy, man. That's heavy. Nah, it's just, it's just something you learn when you're young. And if you travel and when you're young, you want to,

you want to break on through to the other side. You want to, you know, kind of go to this new place, reach Nirvana. And I don't mean the group.

I mean, you know, you just want to make a breakthrough. And I didn't. I just met a lot of nice people. Palestinians?

No, that was another trip. Oh, that was another trip. Yeah. That was a trip to Israel.

That was earlier when I was 16. I went to Israel and I went with a group of Jews that told us that Israel was a land without people for a people without land. And I went there and I saw all these people that were not Jews.

And I went, who are these people? It turned out they were Palestinians, but my counselors and guides didn't really want to tell me that. They didn't want to explain that to me.

They wanted me to think that these people were less than people, that the real people were the Israelis. And I just, I don't know. I guess it was since that, you know,

DAR award turned down. I just wasn't accepting these things. And so I had an affair with a Palestinian. And, I mean, we didn't have full-on sex,

but we did the making out and heavy petting and, you know, little oral and, and we sort of, well, we did a lot of riding around on his motorcycle in the garden of Gethsemane.

It was so romantic until I got caught by the counselors. Going out with a Palestinian. Kept in my room, solitary. I heard that.

Yeah, I know. That was me. It must have come from way back when. That was me. So you got in trouble.

I got in big trouble. But I learned that, you know, that I was being lied to. And although I was, you know, very in love in a way with my Jewish traditions and a lot of Jewish friends,

I learned that Israel was not a land without people, for a people without land. That that was bullshit. And that there were people there, these Palestinians,

who were suffering under the jackboot of Israel, just sort of like, you know, the way that the Native Americans suffered under the jackboot of Europeans. And, you know, it's, it's a sad, sad thing

when de rich fuck de poor. So fuck de rich. FDR. And, you know, FDR was a pretty cool guy,

not just because my mom would have fucked FDR if my dad let her, she was so in love with him. Oh, my God. But he told the rich, hey, you guys,

you either let me fuck you, meaning not literally have sex with you. But we'll get to having sex with the rich, which is another way to go.

But, but he says, you're either going to let me tax you or you're going to get really fucked by the hordes, the hordes, the peasants, the workers, the out of workers. The out of workers.

Yeah, there were a lot of them back then. That's right. And there are a lot of them right now. Yeah.

A lot of us, they were pissed off. And a lot of people are pissed off right now. These fuckers, as one Democratic operative has so eloquently called them,

they they're finding money for the military industrial complex for Wall Street for all kinds of corporations, but they can't find little stimulus checks. I don't know if they know much about stimulation.

Well, we're going to stimulate them. I don't know if they have sex. They should. That's why we say fucked to rich,

because we don't think they're having enough. And if they are, it's not like deep, not deep. It's not very deep. It's like in this big mansion,

and there's a bunch of jewelry hanging around there. And he's horny. And she's like, oh my God. And it's all got to do with money.

My jewelry. Watch my jewelry. Now watch my hair. When you're poor, it's like, watch my hair.

Watch my jewelry. I'm watching. Okay, so then, then you went to where else did you go? Where else did I go?

Yeah. Where are we now? I did a lot of traveling when I was young. I don't do any now.

That was in Israel. I just stay in my little room in Bonoboville. What about Afghanistan? Afghanistan went all over.

I went, I went to Kabul. I went to Kandahar, which is a very religious city. And I wore a Chador, which is what they call the Burqa. Or the, you know, they call it different things in different parts of the Middle East.

Nikab or Hijab. I wore a Chador. And that's where I fell down because I couldn't see. Oh.

Because it's like we're having a fishnet stocking over your face, which sounds kinky. But, you know, actually it is all kind of kinky. A lot of the things, you know, that bother us are kinky. I mean, what I'm saying is, okay, so for instance, take the mask that so many Muslim women are made to wear.

It's wrong, of course, to non-consensually make anybody wear anything, I think. But it's done all the time. I'll hold on a second. I need to get some vodka and coke, please.

Okay. Because I'm doing a show. I didn't get any. I'm nervous.

I'm nervous, really. I only have his water. What is that? Where's my vodka?

I don't want coke, though. I want cranberry. Cranberry? Okay.

Come here. Come here. By the way, we're broadcasting this from our newest Bonobuville facility, and we're in a big room, and there's a bunch of people sitting around here.

They're all masked. Yeah. You know. Yeah.

I have my mask on a lot, but then, you know, we're in this sensitive microphone. I have my mask on. Yeah, you have your mask on. Thank you, Abraham.

So, we also have a bar, which is closed, of course, because of COVID. It's only open to me. Well, and me. And him.

And him. And him and him and her. Right. It's a very nice.

We're limiting ourselves in COVID. We have no in-studio guests. We have, we wear masks a lot. Right.

We try to keep socially distanced. Well, physically distanced. I don't like the term social distancing. We're not socially distanced.

We're socially engaged. We're right in your ears, aren't we? You know, that's one thing. And people love to stick sounds in their ears.

It's not like anal sex. It's like ear sex. Yeah. Ear sex.

Eargasm. Eargasms. Eargasms. Remember eargasms?

I do. Remember those. See, that's what you can have on the radio. Well, I call it radio.

It's really a podcast, right? Nowadays, because we're not on regular radio. But that's where we both started, in a way, in media.

Right. You know, after doing theater, which is an in-person experience then, radio, which to me was totally magical.

So, but we're going all over the place. I don't know. That's okay. Yeah.

Where do you want to go? Back to Afghanistan? Well, I just lost the connection. So, I'm just trying to reconnect.

Okay. And we're okay there? Hiba. Hiba's our engineer tonight.

Mariah is our producer. Okay. What is going on? Mariah's making things like, no.

I just disconnected from my Wi-Fi. So, it should be working. Okay. It's back up?

It's back up? It's okay. Okay. We're recording anyway, so.

Okay. Yeah. Okay, we're back. I didn't know we were gone.

I just said we were. Oh. Okay. So, now where am I?

This one? Yeah. Okay. All right.

We're back. We're back. I don't know where we are. I'm totally confused.

So. That's what this show is about. Okay. Yeah.

And. I'm right there. I'm right there. Confusion.

I'm experiencing it in a bit. We are. We are. We are in the world of confusion.

I'm going to do a little laugh sign on the Facebook feed. Okay. So, yeah. It's a funny kind of confusion.

It's, you know, you got to laugh at it. Laughter is a mental orgasm. Say that again. Laughter is a mental orgasm.

Whoa. Okay. Afghanistan. Now that sounded like you were puffing on something.

And by the way, we're not puffing yet, but we could be. And we did a lot of puffing in Afghanistan. I went also to Bandia Mir, which is a beautiful place with a lot of lakes that are crystal clear. And I rode horses all around.

And I went to bulk Afghanistan where the Bamiyan Buddhas actually, no, it was Bamiyan Afghanistan. Baltic is another place that I went, but in Bamiyan I climbed to the top of the giant Buddha, the biggest Buddha in the world. And that's why I was so destroyed when the Taliban blew it up.

Right. They blew it up. They blew it up. Right? When did they blow it up?

They blew it up before the Twin Towers were, before 9-11. They blew it up like 1999, something like that. It was pretty disturbing. And I started to find out about the Taliban and realized how awful they are.

I still don't think America should be occupying Afghanistan. And I think one of the reasons the Taliban is so powerful is because America is occupying Afghanistan, that the Taliban came up in this land to combat both the Soviets. They were Soviet at the time, and that was when I was there.

The Soviets were kind of moving around, but they were never as harsh as the Americans. But they were harsh enough, and the Afghans did not want to be ruled. And they will not be ruled, and so the Taliban became powerful. And they have destroyed much of the beauty of Afghanistan, much of the great art that is in Muslim.

Because Afghanistan is a mainly Muslim country, but there's a lot of Buddhist art there, or there was. And now, I don't think there is. The Buddhists have been destroyed. So, you know, it's terrible. And some people think that that's a reason for America to be there. But I think it's the reason that it happened is because of the occupation of this country that just wants to be on its own.

And the pipeline? Well, of course. And the poppy fields? Both the Russians and the Americans are not interested in Afghanistan for its Bamiyan Buddhas or its culture.

They're interested because of the pipeline. The pipeline and the poppies. And the poppy seeds, the poppy plants, which are guarded by American troops. Yeah. And there's probably other minerals there, too.

And then there's the Trump kinds. Everybody's in on the money. Everybody's spreading the money around, you know. Fuck the rich. Fuck the rich. Fuck you, rich. And some of the richest rich and the worst rich are the military-industrial complex, the people that get rich on dropping bombs.

And by the way, under Trump, the, you know, it sort of seems like, well, yeah, he hasn't invaded a new country, which is good. Okay. Very good, Trump. But, you know, you said you're going to withdraw everybody. And what happened to that? He didn't do that.

And then he's actually increased the bombing and killed more civilians than previous presidents. I'm not sure what the stats are, but a lot of killing, a lot of killing under the Trump administration. Some of it in foreign lands. And, of course, we know unprecedented numbers of Americans are being killed by his ineptitude in the Corona apocalypse. And also he's executing as many people as he possibly can before he leaves.

That's disgusting. Really, come on, man. Yeah, yeah, just executing these people, one of whom was almost, I mean, he was pretty innocent. I mean, he wasn't innocent, innocent. I think he was there.

He was there and he did throw fire on the victims who were already, or set fire to them. They were already killed by this other guy who was executed. And so now he's executed. And he did it when he was 18. And it's just sad to see the country execute anybody, let alone somebody like that who's not, like, supremely guilty.

Well, here's the thing. If they can execute them, they can execute you. Well, they can't. And they do. They can execute me. And they do.

And they do. So, okay, so you went over there and now you went back to Yale? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. That was in the middle of my Yale sojourn. Yes, I was quite young and I went to Afghanistan when I was 19 and Pakistan, actually.

That's pretty courageous. And I did get raped in Afghanistan by a hotelier in Kabul when there were no rooms in the hotel and he told me to stay in the kitchen. In the kitchen.

On the table. And he set up a bed for me. It was awful, but it's so funny to think about. He set up a bed and wait, wait a minute. He set up a bed.

Yeah, on the kitchen table in the kitchen. And I arrived at night. You know, I mean, here I am trying to make excuses for my rape, which is so stupid. But anyway, I shouldn't have checked in at night, but I did.

I somehow arrived at night and they were and it was a hotel I'd been to before and they were really nice people, a group of brothers. And yeah, so one of them came in in the middle of the night and he jumps on me and I start screaming and then he puts a knife to my face and he says,

So I shed and he did his business. He did his business. Yeah, yeah, it was bad. But honestly, I have to say it wasn't my worst experience with a guy attacking me.

It was worse when I had a guy throw ice in my face and wound me for six months in the face. And I've had other, you know, attacks physically, as you know. And the rape was bad. It was bad, but I wouldn't say it was in the top five of horrible things.

It also didn't seem to traumatize you for the rest of your life. No, no. Well, it wasn't that bad. Did you sue the guy?

I left. I think I left before dawn. As soon as he left the kitchen, I packed up and I ran out. I was pretty upset.

It was traumatizing. I can imagine. No, it was traumatizing. It was terrible.

But yeah, if I was if I was in the kitchen sleeping and I was alone on the counter and a woman came in and raped me, you would have. Well, actually, I had that happen. Yeah, it depends on what the woman looked like.

Okay, so so I'm in the theater. I work in the theater and I'm staying at all these little pensioners, you know, these little hotels in Italy. And one of them has a ledge about this half as wide as this.

And it goes all around the building. And this was the 50s, of course, when if you weren't married, you couldn't get a room together. So I was there.

I was living there and it was in Milan, Italy. And I was working in vaudeville or variety, whatever you want to call it. And I was doing Elvis impressions and Jerry Lee Lewis impressions. And I was I think about 17 at the time.

And I was traveling around with this troop. And one night I'm sleeping and suddenly in the middle of my sleep, I get hit on my head with what they call in Italian, a ciabatta, not the ciabatta bread.

But they're like the things you wear at night and around the house, slippers, yeah, ciabatta. And she started hitting me on the head and saying, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me.

Well, slippers isn't as bad as a knife to your throat. Sorry. No, of course not. But, you know, we were on the fourth floor.

This woman crawls from her room to my room, opens the window. OK. And says, anyway, I had to do it. I mean, I have no choice.

Did you get hard? Oh, yeah. You did. Oh, boy.

Fear did not stop you. No, she was let the wing in. Was she OK looking? Oh, she was like, whoa.

Oh, well, it sounds like you weren't that upset about it. I was not traumatized at all. I said, I hope this happens more often to me. I would say that was surprise sex.

Yeah, surprise sex. With aggression, with extra aggression. And she might have even had a sense that you wanted it. But it's hard to have that sense and follow through nowadays.

Nowadays, you don't want to follow through. You have to get enthusiastic consent. You do. And you have to have a lawyer there.

And I ain't young anymore. So what can I say? But you guys got to do it now. Hey, you know, we used to have sex spontaneously when I was young.

But now you can't do that. You know how expensive that is? At one o'clock at night, you call your lawyer and you say, I'm going to have sex.

Could you come over with the agreement? Yeah. Well, you know, talk to Rich. I mean, the Rich have created this situation

because their lawyers all need work. Right. Anyway, so that was my experience with that. Yeah.

Well, yeah. It was very... That was surprise sex. Yeah, it was surprise sex.

I didn't resist. There was no... Now in Pakistan, I avoided rape. And that's kind of an interesting story

because I was traveling alone. As I said, I was very... I had this stealing that I was immortal and I had been traveling first with a girlfriend

and then with a boyfriend and then with another girlfriend and then with a group of people. And then I wanted to go to Afghanistan and nobody else did. So I thought, I'll go.

I was in Amritsar, which is where the Golden Temple is, beautiful place. All the Sikhs hang out there. It's very mysterious with...

Sikhs are sexy, yeah. But I went to Pakistan and I actually met up with this really cool guy who introduced me to...

Yeah, right. The 100 Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez. Isn't that a great book? Yeah, it's a great book.

And so I was just having a wonderful time. But then he had to go his way and I'm sort of taking a train and I meet this older man on the train

and then he asks me if I have a hotel set up in Peshawar or maybe it was Lahore. Lahore? Nice name, huh?

Yeah, that is the name of the city. And anyway, I kind of go along with him paying for everything. He was paying for my dinner and he paid for me to go in the taxi

and he paid for my luggage and he paid for my room and then he wanted sex. And I was shocked.

I was like, oh, how could you? He was like this old man to me, probably younger than I am now,

probably 40, you know. And I was 19 and I was shocked and he moved on me. He was like going,

just pushing me up against the wall. He didn't have a knife though. He just was pushing and he was strong. And I started crying.

That is a weapon, ladies, and men that one can use sometimes. And in this case, it worked. And he said,

oh, I'm sorry, are you a virgin? And I took that cue. I said yes. Yes, sir, I am a virgin.

I am a virgin. And he asked me if I was a Christian. A Christian. And I said yes.

So already, here is a case. That's a fast conversion. Lying is a good idea. Yes.

I usually believe in honesty, but not always. Sometimes you have to lie. Yes.

And so it was like a miracle, really, like a Christmas miracle. This well-fucked Jewish girl tells this guy who is going to rape her,

because he was Christian, it turned out. He was a Christian Arab, which there are quite a few. And he fell down to his knees

and like I was the Virgin Mary. And he was practically worshiping me and apologizing to me. He said, I didn't know you were a virgin

and that you're a Christian girl. Oh! I almost felt guilty that I lied so much, but I was going with it.

You know, I'd had some acting training, not a lot, but English was his second language. So it worked. And I got to stay in the room

and he left me alone. Oh, okay. That's cool. Very nice. Very nice.

I've never dealt with Pakistanis. I have dealt with Indians. Not Indians, American Indians. Indians together.

India, India, India, India. Are you going to say something stereotypical now? No, no, no. Because the way you said,

I'm going to, you know, I don't know. No, it's just something that I always remember about Indians. Indians from India.

I was on a ship going to Italy and I had just won the... I was on the front page of the ship's newspaper because I was

rocking and rolling and dancing and I guess that's the only award I ever got in life. And they said that I was a really good

rock and roll dancer and the next day I'm going to our cabin and Indian stops me

and he says, I just want to thank you for last night. It was very nice and I would like to give you this

and he pulled out a pair of socks. Ooh. And he says, I would like to give you a pair of my socks.

Okay. And I said, oh, well, wow. Wow.

Thank you so much. I'm just moved. And he says, they're clean. I was going to ask if they were clean.

So I said, okay, okay. And I went to my room with these socks and that was my first encounter

and I have never... It's always in my head. Every time I put on my socks I think about this guy

in the hallway. Pushing his socks on me, you know. And he wore his socks. He had worn them.

Wow. Were they short? No, they were like... That sounds a little like a Henry Miller story.

No, I mean, okay. That's a maxi story. That's the truth. Amazing stuff.

So we're worried. I'm a little stoned and I'm drinking vodka. Right. Y'all haven't started drinking mine.

I should. Okay. Cheers. What else is going on? Happy nude rear.

Max is getting in his groove. And now I'm going to sing you a song that I just came to me as I was walking to the beach the other day.

And I looked up. Yeah. And I saw the moon. You saw the moon?

Yeah. And I started singing. Moon river. Wow, that's so romantic. Isn't that nice?

So do you know that Saturn and Jupiter are coming very close together right now? Which is a very interesting thing. Is it consensual between the two planets?

You know, with these planets there and their Greek gods as well. So hard to tell. But yeah, they're coming closer together

and it also happens to be Saturnalia time. Which is of course the origin of Christmas and for that matter Hanukkah. Saturnalia is the honoring of Saturn,

the old man of time who looked a lot like a skinny version of Santa Claus really. And gave gifts and brought good cheer

and said, yo, yo, yo. Spelling it I-O, I-O, I-O. So, you know, so much for your ho ho ho's. Yeah, baby.

But that's I-O, I-O, I-O. Yeah, yeah, you know. It's a little harder to say than ho ho ho but it's the same idea.

The guy that's talking right now, that's Abe and Abe. Unseen Abe. Unseen Abe, but this is a radio show.

That's why he's not seen. He's not seen because that's it. There's no camera. Actually none of us are seen.

That's why I'm appearing. I'm appearing now. This is the unseen show. Yeah, nobody's listening.

So everybody's- We have something in the chat room call it a conjunction about the planets kind of being closer.

It's a, you stick it in here. Yeah, is it consensual? So people are saying, what are people saying?

Nirvana is amazing. I love hearing Dr. Susie's stories from Emitta. Well, what good taste you have.

Who said that? Emitta. Did they say anything about me? And so, yeah,

didn't you read something about you and how great you are? Yeah, there's one right here. That's your wonderful Max.

I love you. Somebody says, good thinking, Dr. Susan. Good thinking. Good thinking.

Who said that? Guy named Michael. Yeah, the same guy he said first. Hi, Michael.

Hey, Michael. What else would you like to say about my thinking? Michael? I would like to hear more about my thinking.

Excuse me. Michael. I just want to know, do you think that I'm not thinking

or do you think she's smarter than I am? I don't know that he's comparing. He said Max. But nobody said...

Max was getting his... I like his thinking. He's the one... No, no, no, he did.

He's actually... He actually is also saying Max was getting his groove on. Oh, his groove on.

He might... The conjunction. Yeah, Michael is really involved here. Yeah, there'll be a conjunction

after the show, Michael. And Adriana is waiting for her powers to arrive on Monday. Because that's winter solstice, actually.

Yeah. He calls it brilliant time. He calls it brilliant and beautiful. Who?

Michael. Really? Michael, the guy. Let's adopt him.

Wait a minute. Who is brilliant and beautiful? Me. I don't know.

You've got to ask him. We've got to ask Michael. Michael. Who are you calling brilliant and beautiful?

Max. I'm sure it's you. Of all the people... Of all the people...

Who are you calling beautiful? Maybe it's Abe. Are you calling Abe beautiful or are you calling me beautiful?

I don't think we should... This is like capitalism, guys. Stop it. Stop it.

He's calling all of us beautiful. Oh, okay. All of us. We all share.

That's what we like. We share. Equality. We don't need to know.

Everybody the same. Well, not the same. Everybody's dressed the same. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Everybody talks the same. That sounds like what people say about Maoist. Yeah.

No, no. No, not everybody being the same. Okay. It's like everybody...

You don't... He's next to... Diversity, right? You have diversity, kinks, different kinks.

Everybody's into different kinds of sex. Right. And that translates into everything else. Everybody's into different hobbies

and kinds of work. But people... I guess the point is there shouldn't be just like a handful of people with half

the resources of the world in their hands. Or the vaccine. Well, all of it. The vaccine, yeah.

Sure. Yeah. But that's only the tip of the iceberg of what this handful of very fucked up

people who need to get fucked are. They're... There's stuff like...

There's like a fucking ship that's sitting off of Yemen somewhere and it's been sitting there for like 40 years and there's 40 million dollars

worth of oil on it. It will take 20 million dollars in order to unload that oil safely because the ship is about to sink.

Nice. And then today I get a thing they send me... What is the stuff they send you in the emails?

Spam. Spam. About this guy that's buying a 50 million dollar yacht.

50 million. And I say, who the fuck is this asshole? Yeah. There's not enough return.

There's not... They don't want to put 20 million just to get 40 million back. Well, so that's why...

Capitalism. We need a little socialism. Yeah. I'm a communist.

You know, communism, socialism. I'm a socialist. I mean these are just words, you know, and they have all this weight that...

Okay. Yeah. I'm actually a monarchist. And the king of Sweden said today or yesterday,

he said we have completely, completely failed in protecting our people. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, you know, monarchists... Yeah, that's a nice monarchist. I mean, hey, you know, isn't the Bush sort of father, son, that whole thing,

those are like a monarchy. Those are like royalty. Certainly the Trumps acted like royalty. They...

I don't know. Royalty is what it is. They just should give up some of the money. They don't have to all go under the guillotine.

Who, the rich? Right. Oh, well, it depends. Notice I said all.

Yeah, right. Maybe just a few. No, none, none. I'm not into executing.

I'm bonobo. I don't want to execute anybody. No, no. I just want to keep them in prison for life, suffering.

Well, that might be fun. Forget the killing stuff. We can all have fun. Have some dominatrixes in there.

Yeah. Yeah, everybody can have fun. And you know what? You know, that is not such a bad idea

because a lot of these people, these fucked up people, and I got criticized for this last week by a guest who flaked on me,

that I was talking about the death of George Floyd as an act of sadism that there might have been a sexual element to that.

And I was, yeah, I think there was. Sure. And that maybe... But nobody else would say that.

The guy, Derek, what's his name, that killed George Floyd, that executed him, was jealous of him

because he was a, you know, among many things, George Floyd made a, at least one porn movie.

And a lot of people didn't want to talk about that. And I, of course, don't see that as a bad thing at all.

I see that as, hey, yeah, a guy. Get it on. You're looking good. I thought he looked gorgeous in it, you know?

It gave me a good view of him, you know? Didn't they work at the same place at the same time? And they did.

They worked at the same place. So I could imagine that Derek would, or whatever his name was, would get jealous of George

in a big way and then find him under his knee and push because of his sadistic jealousy.

But the thing is, these two women who are clowns, I guess from the clown room

or they were at the clown room? I don't want to identify these people. No, no, no. That's you.

Okay, you're doing that. I'm different. I'm on another show on this side. What clown girls?

What are you doing on the other side of the room? We're physically distancing. Okay, these clown girls, they were supposed to come here.

Clown girls are very cool. And I love clown girls and I love clowns. I love clowns. Yeah, I love clowns.

And I love girls and women. See, we have that in common. You love clowns. I love clowns.

You love women? I love women too. Yeah. I love you.

And I love you a lot. You're very cute, you know? What are you doing after the show, baby? You're really cute.

How are we doing on this show? We're almost done. Yeah, we're kind of almost done. And we haven't even gotten to...

Now we have the romance music? Oh, we're still interviewing me. When do I get to interview you? We've got the next show and the show after that.

It's a series. It's a 20-week series. Okay, so... You interrogate me.

You left Yale. I like to be interrogated. Were you ever selling dope? Waterboarding me.

Were you ever selling dope? With vodka. Of course I was selling dope. I was one of the biggest dope sellers in my undergraduate class at Yale,

and I got in big trouble. I was called into the dean's office, and I was told I had to stop. But I did stop,

but I had already made enough money. How do you think I went to Afghanistan and India? My parents didn't pay for that. No way.

I don't quite know how they thought I got the money for that. I forget what... Scholarship, right? Yeah.

I told them something just like I told that guy. It was a Christian virgin. I told my parents some bullshit story. And I'm not recommending that people do that.

What? Tell bullshit stories? Yeah. Well, sometimes you save your life to escape rape,

but you shouldn't do that with your parents. You got any Jews in the cellar? Oh, no. I got no Jews in the cellar.

I think I had a job. I think I had a job, and I think I told them I made more at my job. As a Sunday school teacher, I did.

I taught Sunday school. Why is that funny? I think it's great. Doesn't that all make sense now?

Yeah. A lot of... It's great. Yeah.

Great. And here I am, you know, with my dildonic bonobo nativity scene. Right?

Yeah. Yeah, baby. So if you've been watching the show for many years, and you're going like,

what the fuck is going on here? Who are these people? Okay, so let me tell you who we are. Dr. Suzy and I have been doing radio

before this revolution, and we were in the middle of a revolution of technology and stuff. We were one of the first people to broadcast on the Internet.

We had the first musical show on the Internet up in the Hollywood Hills, if you remember. You talking about the soap salons? Well, that's even before that.

Yeah, the soap salons were our first venture into radio. I mean, I was doing the radio show, radio match or date night, I called it different things,

and we did soap salons. And by the way, speaking of revolution, just to let you know before you go on was your important soliloquy.

Saturnalia Revolution. Is that what it was? That's what time it is. Oh, it is, yes.

It's the time. Christmas is really a time when the slaves are weighted on by their masters. Christmas.

Yeah, Saturnalia. It's overturning the status quo. So we should kick out Mitch McConnell. We are kicking out Trump.

Listen, these Republicans, they talk about us little flakes that are billions of us falling from the sky, snowflakes.

I love that. Yeah, I love being a snowflake. And we're all different. I'm very flexible.

All beautiful. I can melt down. Or you can be a blizzard, like they're experiencing now in the East.

I can reconstitute myself. Right. From water to steel. And from steel to...

Powerful stuff being a snowflake. I like it. I don't want to let go of that. Yeah.

The snowflake. Oh, see, all the people laughing, they like that joke. Yeah, it sounds a little bit like

the ones that laugh at all the canned. No, no, these are not canned. Oh, okay. These are not in cans.

But the thing is, we are physical distancing. And I don't see anybody here laughing. I did it earlier, though.

They were laughing over something. These are not... I'm looking at these people. Oh, those people.

Yeah, these people are too critical. Right, right. They're concentrating. All right.

So, Saturnalia Revolution. And yes, we have been doing radio for a while. And we did video, and we still do video. And video is a lot of fun because you get to dress up.

And we have 20, almost 30 years... Or down. Of videos of the most amazing underground sort of people that are like,

not even above the ground, they're a little under the ground. They're not dead, but they're just kind of being born. Ooh, yeah.

You know, that nobody ever heard of. A lot of porn stars were their first starting out, or people in the BDSM field, a kink of all kinds.

Yeah. They've all come through the doors of... And singers and dancers and clowns. Singers and dancers and clowns.

And political... And politics, yeah. Political people. And felons and so forth.

Lots of wonderful people. Ooh. Yeah. So, these first couple of shows are going to be about a mutual...

What is that called? Mutual admiration society. Admiration society. Where we talk about us.

Yeah. So, you understand who we are. Yeah. Because everybody's doing this now.

Mm-hmm. And it's wonderful. And I feel like I got into this really late. Well, it's a really basic thing to do

that people are getting into all over the world. Stick sound in their ears. Which is talking to someone. To anyone.

And not looking at them. Yeah. You know, and when you don't see, you create the erotic theater of the mind.

I mean, if it's erotic. If it's not erotic, maybe it's the... Wait, wait. The violent theater of the mind.

Michael says he loves both of us and everybody else here. Well, then I'm not so impressed. I liked it when he only loved me. Now, I'm just kidding.

I want to be socialist. I... No, everybody has it in... He loves all of us equally.

Thank you, Michael. I love... Only has two favorites. Ooh.

Okay? But we're equally loved. Right. He's right there with the love.

Yeah. Yeah, you're great, Mike. Thank you. Yeah.

Love you too. And crew. Right. He's got it all in.

And he's laughing. Yeah. You know, when we do the video show, we can't focus on the Facebook feed.

We can't focus on people. Except as a storyteller, maybe. Yeah, you know, that's the great thing in sex and in kink about sensory deprivation.

When you don't have one sense, and in this case, that would be sight. We can't see, so the sense of hearing is magnified. And we get to create our own vision

of what the story is. That's the... When there's video... The theater of the mind.

Yeah. So if you are looking at something that's made up, you know it's fake. Excuse me.

Okay. But you don't always know it's fake. And that brings me to the other side of the beauty of fantasy is the ugliness of fantasy.

And there is quite a bit, especially when people take fantasy to, I guess, the Supreme Court, you know, take their fantasy that they won the election.

That's a very funny line, by the way. Well, it's true. Sorry for interrupting, but it's cool. No, no, tell me again.

But, yeah, you know, fantasy has its place. And as therapists, and we are therapists here at the Dr. Susan Block Institute, and you can give us a call at 213-291-9497

any time you need to talk. And that's how we actually create Bonoboville. Everybody here is poor. Okay.

We all look fucking rich, man, but no, we're on your side, okay? And actually we need support. So give up some of that money, okay?

I'm going to bring you into Bonoboville and you're going to meet some extraordinary people and ideas. And maybe I can change your fucking mind to give me a little money,

because the rich always have to pay for the poor or the poor rebel. You bet. But I want to say that we are actually quite rich.

I mean, we have a lot. And we are very, as they say, blessed. And space and, you know, good people. Toilets. Toilets.

There are so many toilets in this place. That's important. I don't think the richest person in the world has as many toilets in the place.

We got 14 toilets. That's because this place used to be a home for the deaf. Exactly. So that's what we're in, a home for the deaf.

And it's funny that we're now just doing radio. So you guys, you can't hear us, but we love you. But you go watch and they can't hear that.

But they can't hear that. You're leaving so we could be here. They can't hear you. Although they left long before we got here.

Yeah. Okay. But their spirit kind of haunts the place. And then we have Anna, who is part of Bonoboville.

Bonoboville. Yes. Anna runs everything here. Anna and Miguel and Chico.

And Chico. Chico, the Pomeranian puppy for Hanukkah. Yeah. And that's from Guatemala.

I'm from Italy. Anna really introduced me to the Virgin of Guadalupe. And some white folks. Yeah.

That's it. Speaking of virgins. And you know this is our virgin show of Fuck the Rich. So we should say that.

Could you also? This is our virgin show, which means it is our first time. Right. And there's a first time for everything.

Right. But you never get to have a second first time. That's right. So this is it.

That's true. I know that saying. Who said that? I just did.

Yeah. But you can say it again. I forgot what you said. Yeah.

Okay. So it'll come to you. We want to touch you where no other radio has ever touched you. Starting from your toes.

Going up to your ankles. And up your thighs. Yeah. And so close to you that everything becomes wet.

Oh, yeah. There are explosions. Oh, it's so wet. It actually is very wet.

It's wet. Susan and I have sex a lot. What? Oh, excuse me.

What? I mean like yeah. And it says, I heard you last night. Oh, God.

What are we talking about? So we were. I was simulating sex just now. But now you're talking about us really having sex.

No, this is the ad. We're doing an ad now. Here's the ad. Okay.

So if you can't talk to anyone about what you got in your fucking head and you're not going to talk about your golden showers. She doesn't want to talk about that. You can call us.

We'll talk to you about it. Explain it. Figure out how it was your mom, your brother, your sister, who pissed on you. You pissed on her.

That's what we try to do with you. We do talk to you about things you can't talk about with anyone else. And have pleasure in helping you to have pleasure. Because right now we're in the most painful period that we've known in a long time.

And you have to, you know, channel it. Yeah. Channel it. That's what Michael.

Yeah. Now he was. He had that intense voice going. Everybody's doing studies and they're doing this.

And we just have to open up our fucking hearts and say, we cannot do this this way anymore. Now what are you talking about? Capitalism. Oh, capitalism.

Okay. That's what this is. Yes. We need to tax the rich.

We need to fuck the rich. They need to share. Otherwise we got to eat the rich and they might not taste good. Right.

They probably don't. Now fucking them is another thing. Now I'm not always talking about physically fucking them. I might just want to brain fuck them, you know.

And I do actually talk to quite a few of them and help them to part with their money. But I need to talk to more and more than talk to me need to part with their money. Because humanity is in an emergency. All the art of the world has been created by the super rich, meaning the churches, the individuals.

The art of the world has been created by the rich. Well, they've commissioned it. Right, of course. Right, they commissioned it.

And so somebody was sucking up to the rich who was basically fucking the rich. Could you stop giving the military all this fucking money? Yeah, really. It's disgusting.

And give it to the arts because the arts will outlast any missile. Yeah, even Rockefeller knew that. Right. Come on, you stupid people.

What are you doing? They give it to their think tanks. Right, and their friends. And they fuck tank themselves into Trump is what they've done.

And that's the reason they do that is because they want to fucking steal from you. You know, I get stealing. Everybody steals something. Whether it's a store.

Yeah, everybody. But they want to take everything. They want to get you by the walls and the tits and squeeze you and tell you lies. And they can't come until they do.

And then they never come because they can't get enough. Yeah. Because there's never enough. There's never enough to pay for everything.

Because they need a lot of, you know, payments to make. The more you get, the more payments you got to make. And then you got to get more. And then more, more, more, more.

And you got to think about it. And you got to protect it. You got to have armies to protect what you've collected. You're less free to just enjoy fucking.

And getting fucked. For getting fucking, just feeling good. Getting fucked will be a great feeling. Feeling good.

You know, surrender in war or in politics means defeat. But surrender in love is sweet. Well, I'll kiss your feet tonight. And yeah, yeah, you guys.

Which told you I'm in a suck, baby. That sounds good. Yeah. All of them.

One at a time. All the little piggies go home. Speaking of her toes, those are my girlfriends? Yes.

They're all lesbians. Okay. How do we know that? They each live in their same house.

Two different houses. Yeah. And they're rubbing up against each other all the time. Yeah.

They're kind of a family, though. It's a little incestuous. There's mom, a big toe. There's mom, a big toe.

Then there's the big long one that we have. You're off the mic. You know that one. I know.

When you talk about the big long one, you go off the mic. It's a little secretive. She is a total asshole. Oh, hey.

Now my toes are assholes. No. That's the wrong part. No.

No. No. Okay. This is the kind of therapy we give you to be able to speak about body parts, about your

down here. And that's what we do. And that's what pays for all of this. And so we talk about things that are even more complex than what we're talking about

tonight. This is our virgin show. Right. And while you're helping all the other people in the military, why don't you give us something,

okay, so that we can build an incredible place somewhere. Hey, you know what? Michael added something that I was thinking about that I didn't say, and I'm glad to read this.

You were both thinking the same thing. You know, he also said well said. I think he was talking about you, but maybe it was me. Bezos ex-wife through the fucking gauntlet down for rich pricks.

And she did. She gave a lot of her money away. She did it. She did it.

Billions. And I don't remember where it went, but I thought that course was important. But hopefully it didn't go into military. No, but it does still go into a lot of fraudsters.

All these organizations to help people, they can raise millions and only give 10%. And it's all cool. And they get a deduction in their taxes. So they haven't given shit, really.

That's nothing. You're over here. Then you get paid back over here. No, I can't add two and two, and I'm not an accountant.

But that does not add up. Go ahead. Go ahead. Yes, please.

Give you a head? No. That's nice, too. I like that.

All right. Anna hears you scream, you know. Why are you saying that now? No, because I just like that.

Anna hears me scream, but she doesn't hear you go, ah! No, she just hears me scream. You guys are lucky to be here on the first night of our return to fucking you in the ear. Yeah.

Trying to get to you. Eargasms. Eargasms. So we've been doing this a long, long fucking time.

She's been doing it since the 70s. I've been doing it since the 70s. I've been arrested 23 fucking times from her magazines. I've been through all of this kind of shit.

And it's all cool. It's all very nice. All right. I mean, that's okay.

But don't, I'm about as American as you can get, don't tread on me. Right. And don't be telling me you don't have money to give people to live. And for Medicare for all, and for basic stuff in the richest country in the world,

when you are starting a space farce, I mean force, and calling it the Guardians? What? Guardians of the galaxy?

No. You know, it's also, that's the name of the soldiers of theocracy in Handmaid's Tale. Right. And you wondered, did Pence know this?

I mean, Pence is such a theocratic asshole. No, but they have advisors who are saying you have to be more cultural and more understanding of the history and society that we live in. By the way, you know I'm going on Abby Martin's show.

Oh, I know. With her brother, Robbie Martin, who I've been corresponding with a little bit. You like him better than me, or what? Wow.

What, are you intellectually exchanging ideas? I thought I would invite you on with me. Of course. Yeah, yeah.

No, he's great. She's great. Well, how about her? You like her better than me?

That's her choice. Yeah, see? See? See?

Oh, I don't even want to say. Right. There you are. I might have to resign some time.

She's hot. Yes. We had her on the show a couple years ago. Actually, it was a few years before Trump.

Yeah, yeah. Before Trump. She was a mean ass. She's radical and strong and smart.

Fuck you. And sexy. Kind of lady. And she loved my snake Eve.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so we're going to talk, among other things, about the censorship of sexuality on the internet. Everywhere.

Everywhere. Everywhere. In terms of, you know, our show being censored on YouTube and Facebook all the time. And in terms of Pornhub having to have all this rigmarole now because somebody uploaded

some underage person maybe. Listen, these guys, Pornhub, by the way, interesting, I lost the article. One of the universities was one of the first investors in that technology. I just read that today.

Really? And I forgot what university, but it's like this really Ivy League. Not Yale. No, not Yale, actually.

Please. I might have been Harvard, but it wasn't. I don't remember. Oh, please not Harvard.

No. Bula, bula. Yeah. Anyway, so they invested and Pornhub was born.

Yeah. Something like that. Yeah. So that's kind of interesting.

Sounds like it could have come from Sex Week at Yale. That's possible too. That's one of the things that we're going to talk about that next week. Sex Week at Yale.

Our future shows. We're going to talk about Sex Week at Yale. But right now, Pornhub is changing its rules. And of course, I'm not on Pornhub.

I don't have any extra grind. But a lot of sex workers are being impacted, so to speak. Yeah, of course. By this.

This is Visa MasterCard. Sex workers have been impacted by all sorts of emanations of Cesta Fosta. The money exchanger in the culture. So we have a lot of work to do.

Is the thief. We got a little something done here. We got Trumpety Dumpty to fall off his wall. We did good, I think.

I hope. We did. It was the least of two evils. The future is yet to come.

We certainly didn't know where 2020 would be this time of year last year. No idea. No idea. So we don't know.

But it feels so right to knock Trumpety Dumpty off his wall. All the would-be kings, horse shitters, and all the would-be kings, faux men, can't put Trumpety Dumpty together again. So we have a chance to do some good things this year, will we?

I don't know. And he self-couped himself. Oh, yeah. He's such a joke.

He's like Trumpety Dumpty, and he's like breaking himself, egg yolk, all over himself. He's the worst enemy that the guy has ever had. But you know, he has his fans. They love it.

They just eat it up. They eat it up like fried egg. Of course, of course. You know, like an omelet.

These are very nice. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Yeah, these are very nice humanoids. They want to be entertained.

They want somebody with some... I like all those guys out there. Yeah. All them Trumpers.

And there's a lot of racists out there. Yeah. And sexists. A lot of racists and sexists.

And you have to stop that. And there's a lot of people that think that the Republican Party protects their money. Of course. They protect their...

And they're afraid of socialism. Not only their money, their buildings go downtown and see them. But those are the minority. Yeah.

Because they're rich, and the rich are in the minority. But they pay for the advertising that affects us all more than ever. More than ever. Hey now, we can't even get together.

Well, we shouldn't. And so we have to not socially distance ourselves, because that's a misnomer. But physically distance ourselves. We can't gather together.

So we've got to gather through all these social media. And yeah, it's all like toxic with corporate bullshit. Absolutely. Corporations that have taken over your life literally.

And now are failing, in essence. We have to try to find each other human and wise. Which is besoubo wise to me. The ideas of buildings.

I mean, fucking space has got junk floating around it. And it's growing and growing and growing. And I mean you can control it up to a certain point. But at a certain point, you know, that junk is going to blow up

something that's traveling through there. And to turn out of space into a military space. Well, how did we get there? As my grandma would say.

How do we get to the point that we go and conquer space and everybody else tries to conquer space? Capitalism. Capitalism.

Yeah. The resources are out here. The money is, and the where the money is, is in destruction. The resources are gone.

They're going. They're going fast. And it's going to kill us all unless we really fuck the rich good. We got to fuck them good.

We got to get them fucked, you know, good. And we got to honor sex and not greed. We got to honor lust and not greed. Not too violently or anything like that.

No, no, no, no. Somebody had that. Not violently. What do they call that stuff you put on your penis

when you want to have sex? Viagra? No. What are you talking about?

Lube. Lube. Lube. Lube.

Lube. Okay. So be gentle. Be gentle because...

You don't like lube. No, no. I don't like the rich like it because they're anal. Oh my God.

Okay. I was trying to figure out with all lube thing here from. No, that's... Okay.

They don't want nobody coming near them. No, but they should be fucked with the baby Jesus butt plug. Yeah, and gently. And gently.

Very gently. And nicely. And they should have a good life. Nicely.

Because it's a really hard, stressful life when you're always, you know, protecting your money and trying to make more and fucking other people out of their rightful, like, just basic life existence.

And then getting prosecuted for penchant somebody's ass. Well, yeah. And you have to resign. Well, there's all kinds of pressures on the rich.

I don't really envy the rich. I don't envy... I should not... I should take away the really.

I don't envy the rich. I just resent them. I come from a family. That they don't...

They're so greedy. You know, come on guys. You have two minutes. Not all.

Two minutes. Anyway, yeah. Two minutes. Say goodbye to everybody.

Anna, Chico, Harry. We're going to have the awards. Yeah. We're going to have the awards next week, Saturday.

Okay. We're going to shut up. Yes. And we're going to give you people that like video.

I don't want video. We're going to give you video next week. We're going to give you some video. From the old days and the old times.

But it isn't the same. It's about the looks. Okay. So I also just want to say...

Thank you, Michael. Fuck the rich, the bonobo way is important. And at this time of year, when you give to charities, because you are rich, or even if you're not,

give to the bonobos and help to save them from COVID, as well as other menaces, bushmeat hunting. Give to Loliabonobo and the bonobo conservation initiative and the bonobo project.

You can find them all at blockbonobofoundation.org. And give the bonobo way, which is, of course, a book. And that book is available on Amazon, and a portion of all proceeds go every month

to helping these organizations continue to save the bonobos who teach us to make peace through pleasure, to empower the females, but maintain male well-being. We're going to talk more about what that means,

but it means making the boys feel good. But empower the females. The ladies are in charge, basically, of everything. Oh, yeah.

But the guys have a good time. And what else? They share. They share everything. You're out of time.

Say goodnight. And they also practice eco-sexuality and peace through pleasure. Peace on earth, pleasure for all. Happy Saturnalia.

Yo, yo, yo, Saturnalia. Yo. Yo. Love to someone you love tonight.

You hear that? You hear that? I love you. You hear that?

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