Summer Solstice “Sunshine Luzer Pride”+ Impeach tRump for #TrumpCamps!

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs.

I want to welcome you to the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way in the new village of Bonoboville, babies.

Yes, indeed. Happy Gay Pride Month, yeah. It's still Gay Pride Month, yeah. And Bonobos are gay, right? They are. Bonobos are gay, and that's okay. I mean, actually

we could say they're bisexual or pansexual, but gay, you know, LGBTQ, but not the A, not for Bonobos anyway. And we're celebrating, we're so excited

here at the Little Love Church of the Bonobo Way to celebrate gay pride. In fact, you know, I mean really, gay pride should take the Bonobos as a mascot because they really do show

how natural, you know, same-sex relations are, not just natural, because a lot of species do show that, but they show that same-sex relations create

peace through pleasure. That's right. The girls do each other, hoca-hoca. I call it radical twerking sometimes, although that's controversial. Some people don't like me calling it twerking. Or you can call it the Bonobo Tango if the people in New York Way don't get too upset with that.

And then there's the boys who do, you know, penis fencing, right? On guard. Anyway, that's just a lollipop. Don't worry, Facebook. It's just a lollipop. Okay, this is a banana. Right. And that, by the way, that you hear is Sunshine. Welcome, Sunshine McWayne.

Yeah. She is my new show assistant. I'm so excited to have Sunshine here. And some of you will recognize Sunshine from her most recent appearance,

which was on our Lupercalia bacchanalia. And that was back in February when we were doing big bacchanals, which we will do again. Right now we're doing small shows, but Sunshine played the part of the sacrificial goat so well that we made you the show assistant. Well, actually, it didn't quite happen like that.

But welcome, Sunshine. How you doing? So, okay, so let's celebrate gay pride. But I do want to say, you know, something a little bit critical. I love gay pride, LGBTQ, and even the A people, you know, all you asexual people.

What can I say? Just the whole alphabet just rearranged, right? Well, yeah, they're trying to get the whole alphabet in there. But I don't know. I mean, pride has gone kind of corporate, right?

I mean, it's sponsored by Wells Fargo, Walmart, T-Mobile, Bud Light, a lot of that stuff. You know, it's it's not the revolutionary experience that the first Pride Month, Pride March, really was. The first Pride March was in 1970. You remember 1970?

I certainly remember 1970. All right. Well, I don't know if you were there, but on Christopher Street, they had the first gay liberation. Pride March. Yes, indeed. And it was on the first anniversary of the Stonewall Rebellion.

That's right. Stonewall. You know about Stonewall? Well, they had this amazing, spontaneous riot. Back in 1969, actually. Good year, 1969, and it was against a police raid.

They had a lot of police raids back then and then just all of a sudden the the LGBTQ, no A people, I don't think at the Stonewall, but they just rebelled and it was mostly what you might call cross-dressers, transvestites, whatever phrase you want to use.

They were, you know, just had enough and they started attacking the police, you know, nicely, but but kind of nicely. But in any case, the police had been attacking them for years, maybe decades, centuries, millennia. And at Stonewall, especially, Stonewall was relatively open to the gay

community, but it was owned by the Genovese Mafia crime family. You know about the Genovese? Mama Mia. Not that Max was a member, but I don't know if they also published magazines. But you know, a lot of these crime families did.

But this was a crime family that owned Stonewall. And, you know, they were there for the gay community. But at the same time, they would sometimes, you know, get tip-offs from the police that the police were coming and they wouldn't tell the patrons.

I have a question. Wasn't it like a certain bar or something that was like a gay bar? So the bar was called Stonewall. The Stonewall Inn is what it was called.

And then the police rated that bar. Yes. And that was the most popular bar. It was a relatively inexpensive bar. You know, there would be sort of shishie bars that more wealthy,

gay people would go to. But this was more of a people's bar. And so, you know, they would rate it like once a month. And, you know, sometime in June of 1969,

they just had enough. The patrons had enough and they started, you know, kind of rebelling against the police rioting. And they were put in paddy wagons, but they fought back.

And there was one woman whose name they don't know, really, who really fought a lot, a lesbian woman. And she kind of got it going. She kind of said, hey, they're they're they're attacking me,

meaning the police and putting her in a paddy wagon. And she said, what are you guys going to do? And so, yes, Betsy. Yes, Betsy, Betsy's excited that there's new people here.

Actually, Hollywood Jake, handsome Hollywood Jake. Hey, handsome Hollywood Jake is here with a beautiful girl who I think I met. He's coming. But I forget her name.

And Betsy doesn't recognize her. So she's getting the Betsy treatment. She'll come down. She's beautiful.

And she just started. All right. And loser is somewhere here. Betsy might be barking at loser. So, so, yeah.

So so this was a revolutionary occurrence. The Stonewall riots. Betsy remembers, you know, Betsy's old enough and it also was commemorated

with this very revolutionary parade in the Greenwich Village. And, you know, it's it's grown to this big behemoth of a parade, kind of like the Macy's Day

Thanksgiving parade, but in rainbow. And, you know, now gay police march in their uniforms. I'm not sure if they have their guns on them. Maybe they do, you know, some kind of weaponry.

And I have kind of mixed feelings about that. I have to say, I mean, I have, you know, utmost support for the LGBTQ community, I mean, going mainstream,

being part of the mainstream, being part of normal. Although I've never been normal myself. So I don't know. I kind of maybe think maybe being normal is not so great.

And also it is all part of the corporate capitalist kind of corporatization of human life. That is destroying not just human life, but but lots of other life on earth.

And it's out of control. And, you know, so I I'm not I'm not for all of these corporations jumping on the bandwagon, although, you know, they're kind of part of our life.

So I have, like I said, mixed feelings. Now, on the other side, people are organizing a straight pride parade, which is kind of weird, kind of funny, but also kind of scary.

It's obviously to mock LGBTQ people. And they say that the guys that organizing it, I don't want to say their names even, but that they're kind of racist, very racist,

very anti-LGBTQ and very for guns rights. They've done rallies for guns rights with a group called Resist Marxism.

Now, I think we people need to get more Marxist, more Marxist, more socialist, you know, I mean, not Brezhnev style, but sort of the way, I guess you could say the Europeans and to some degree,

the Cubans, if the Cubans didn't have so much trouble from the United States, but certainly European style socialism, Bernie style socialism. And yeah, Marx was a genius.

And we need to resist corporate fascism. Before it kills us all. That's right. So meantime, I'm in my rainbow pride colors.

Oh, baby, with a rainbow sucker. So what you're saying, the commercialism of pride, right after the first time we had that conversation, I saw this huge billboard and it was for cannabis oil.

And it was saying pride and rainbows. And I was like, oh, what? Gay cannabis. How is cannabis oil gay or straight?

And I was like, oh, it's still, they've commercialized everything, everything. Everything gets co-opted and commercialized. So far, except sex work, we'll see what happens.

We hope that they decriminalize sex work down with Cesta Fosta, you know, but I don't know, you know, what that will be. But in any case, I'm in my rainbow pride colors.

You have some rainbow pride colors and a hot dog, you know, which is very prideful. And I am against, you know, they're organizing a separate march for the people that are not corporate,

which I respect, but I don't like the fact that they say we shouldn't party. Betsy doesn't like that either. Hey, Betsy.

Betsy wants to go to a. She wants to go to a parade. She wants to go to a parade with Miguel. Okay.

Dog pride. Dog pride. Dog pride. You say cannabis pride.

How about canine pride? Canine pride. Puppy pride. Puppy pride.

Oh my God, I love puppy pride. Well, it is a litter too. And I am not with the anti-party brigade in case you haven't figured that out.

I believe in the maxim of Emma Goldman. I don't want to be part of any revolution I can't dance to. Yeah. Yeah.

And that includes sex, because dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal position. So, we're gonna get to sex in a minute.

Actually, well, I mean gay pride is about sex, I guess. Kind of. Although it's gotten corporate, so it almost feels like it's not about sex anymore.

Yeah. It's gotten so corporate. You gotta appeal to all these corporate sensibilities so they're kind of taking the sex out of it in a way.

And yeah, I got back from ASECT in Philly a little while ago. As some of you know, I went to the American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors and Therapists in Philly.

I was invited there to give a talk on the Bonobo Way, an alternative grade A paradigm for human sexuality and transformative healing pleasure.

And so I saw Billy Penn on top of City Hall. You Philly people know what I'm talking about. Yo, and I ate hoagies, yo. So, city brotherly love sounds like a pride.

Hoagies look like a pride. I wish I had a hoagie. I love hoagies now. I'm a hoagie person.

I don't know why I think they're better than submarine sandwiches. That's probably just nostalgia. But I also delivered the Bonobo Way and dealt with the mad moderator of ASECT.

The board of directors. What are the board of directors? She was also on the board of directors. Erectors.

Erectors. No, not erectors. I don't know. Anyway, I don't blame ASECT exactly,

although it was, I was disrupted. Let's say my Bonobos were disrupted quite aggressively. And we will be giving you details in the blog in about three, four days.

Gotta get through the show and do the show blog and all that stuff. And it's not my priority, but I will also not be quiet.

Some people would like me to shut up. Oh, yeah. Some people. And it's just not in me.

I just can't. Well, thank you, Max. Yeah, I gotta come out with the story because it was quite disturbing and I love ASECT

and I don't like to see ASECT represented in such an unprofessional, unbecoming manner as the mad moderator presented. So, details coming soon.

And yes, her name is Roz Desciado. I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right. But anyway, I don't know. I don't wanna be dropped.

Roz, yeah. No, I'm gonna be name dropping in the blog, so I might as well hear. I'm not trying to keep it a secret.

I just don't wanna give all the details because the blog is coming soon. So, stay tuned. Now, really the best part of the trip,

sexually speaking, that is, let's talk about sex. Aside from my super-duper orgasms with my husband of 27 years, Captain Max, he's now flirting with the guest.

But, you know, that's okay. I'll just talk about the guy I was flirting with on the plane. Actually, well, kind of flirting. I mean, we had a great conversation.

It was a sunset flight because you started at sunset in Philly and because you're going west, you had the sunset for like three hours.

You had the sunset through Pennsylvania, Ohio, Indiana, whatever those little states are, Missouri. I mean, it didn't go down to like Texas. Of course it went down to Texas.

And so you had this beautiful heavenly thing going on. And it was nice because I was molested by TSA agents. Three times, three times. Very, very invasively molested, not super-invasively,

but I can see why people get traumatized by this. I, of course, especially with the last two women that did it, they were very attractive, so I didn't mind. The first one was grumpy and a bit of a problem,

but yeah, I can see why other people are traumatized. And of course, the funny thing is, they say it's to prevent terrorism. This TSA pat down.

They really, they feel you everywhere. You know, every time in the airport, they used to always steal my vibrator out of my luggage. So how is that for what, preventing a bomb?

What are they preventing? What are they doing when they do that? Well, they're just interested. They're just perving out in my luggage.

I mean, it's the same reason like, what do you think I've got in my boobs here? I mean, okay, maybe I've got something, but they concluded I had nothing in my boobs,

pussy, or ass crack. And let me go back and forth, but yeah, it was pretty invasive. Well, attacks against the TSA are up,

there was a young man the other day who came running out of the machine and knocked out five of them. Are you serious?

No, you're kidding. I can't tell when you're kidding so much. No, no, no, it's true. She knocked out.

Yeah, yeah, and there was one big one. Wow. Who was running to help and she literally rolled. Was he nuts or did he have a purpose?

He got pissed off. He just got pissed off at being groped and pushed around. There's a lot of groping, I will say this.

It's funny, because I was going to a conference which, among other things, was about touch and consensual, non-consensual touch, various issues regarding touch,

like whether it's the difference between educational touch and sexual touch, et cetera, et cetera. Well, let me just say the TSA is into sexual, non-consensual touch.

That is what they're doing, a lot of it. Sexual, non-consensual, invasive, rough, because they don't act like they're enjoying it, I guess, or maybe they're doms, I don't know,

but they're like, rar, rar, rar, rar. I think that's just a front. They love their job. They keep coming back.

Oh, they do, yeah. The same groping. They like to do it rough. They also have very high IQs.

The TSA people? Yeah. The TSA people? Very high.

So, back to the plane, which was a delight. The one going back from Philly to L.A., not the one going from L.A. to Philly, that was kind of awful.

The one going from L.A. to Philly, they kneecap you. Yeah, and that was supposedly in the more room seats. Communist threat. But the one going back, I was sitting with this guy,

I had the best conversation. He told me he was about to get married, and he said what he did for a living, which was that he sold luxury cars to rich people.

And he said, I don't wanna work for rich people, anymore, and I went, yeah. And then he said, what do you do? And I said, I'm a sex therapist.

And he said, yeah, well, he didn't do that. But he did say, really? Oh, I suppose people often ask you questions, and that's probably very annoying.

But, may I? And I said, sure. And he said, do you know anything about cuckolding? Do I know anything about cuckolding?

I only wrote the definition for the Wiley Blackwell International Encyclopedia of Human Sexuality. I did.

And I have this whole sperm wars theory. Look it up, sperm wars and cuckolding. And yeah, if you wanna talk about this kind of stuff, we are taking calls tonight.

Taking calls. Taking calls. Also, you could post comments on Facebook. We have sunshine.

It's her first night. So she might not know what to do. But she's there. We would prefer you call,

but if you gotta just comment on Facebook, go ahead. So okay. The phone number is 626-461-5950. That's the regular number.

You can call that anywhere in the world. And then we have a toll-free number just for North America. Yeah. But you can call us whether you're legal or illegal,

whatever you are. And you know, 1-866-289-7068. Let's talk about what's on your mind in your heart and between your legs.

Either or. And so, this is all, you know. I mean, I can't say it's confidential. When we do our therapy, of course,

it's totally private and confidential. But the show is once a week, live, it's not confidential. But it's just your voice. Just your voice, correct?

Just your voice. Although ASAC gave me a hard time about my whole voice. If you have a famous voice, and then you'll recognize it.

If you have a famous voice, maybe you should use one of those voice disguisers. So can I tell my, oh, you can go, go on, you can go on. Can you tell your, I do have other things to talk about,

but you can interrupt me. No, no, no. I love it when you interrupt me. I don't feel as disruptive like some people

and you're sweet about it. Now, if you were gonna interrupt me in an antagonistic way, like the mad moderator of ASAC,

wow, I might have to. Actually, I was very nice to her because I'm a pussy, it's true. I wanted to do my talk, I wanted to please her.

Okay, now it's done, I'm not gonna be nice anymore. I mean, I'm still nice. I really don't wanna hurt anybody. I just don't think ASAC should be represented

by antagonistic, unprofessional people. But anyway, did you wanna talk about ASAC? No, sure, actually I'm writing to them also. Right, of course you are, because you were there.

Okay, we have a caller. So, tell him we'll be right with him because I'm telling my story. Okay, tell him we'll be right with him,

his name is Chris. I didn't hear what he wanted to talk about, but. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Rami.

Okay, so, Chris, let's talk to Chris. Let's talk to Chris. And then we'll talk to you again. We're gonna talk to Chris now

and then we're gonna talk about T-Rump. And other things. And other things. Go ahead, Chris.

Oh, okay, hang on. Is he talking to me? That's Abe, by the way. Everybody hang on.

This is very high class. Not only is it Pride Month, it's Abe's and my birthday month. And it's Trump's birthday month,

which is really embarrassing. I hate that Trump is also a Gemini. But I did spend it with Jessica Drake, the 11th accuser of Trump.

Chris. Oh, Chris. Are you there? Yes, I am, Dr. Block.

How are you and welcome back from your trip? Oh, Chris, oh, I know Chris. Chris, you sang for us last time. Thank you very much.

Happy Gay Pride. You're so welcome. Happy Gay Pride, Rebecca, Jen. Let me tell you, it was a historic week

from my hometown because we raised the flag for the first time in our city. It was so powerful. The Gay Pride flag.

Oh, I thought you meant the flagpole. Yes, we had a big ceremony on June 19th of this week. It was so powerful. And the turnout was absolutely amazing.

I think you saw some of the pictures I posted. Oh, yeah. You know, I just got back from the city of Brotherly Love.

So it is related and I ate hoagies. But, yeah, I haven't been able to see much of anything. But maybe I did. I think I did.

I think I saw pictures. Anyway, congratulations, muzzle tough, and, you know, cheers. When we were writing the details, and I'll tell you what happened,

there was also some big guests that were there as well. We had some of the real housewives from the reality shows. Right.

And the real housewives at this event, too. And it was a big thing. It was like, we held at the Anglewood Library and there were several major speakers,

including two students from the school that I have. I should do a show, Real Housewives of Bonoboville. I'm the real housewife of the Bonoboville. Yeah, the head housewife, yeah.

Okay, go on. I'm sorry. I just got this brainstorm, Real Housewives of Bonoboville. Yes, and here's the best part.

When that thing came, the historic raising of the flag, my God, I just had hair shit standing up on my spine and my words were just speechless because when I caught that moment on video

and it was even seen all over the world, including on the social media pages, it felt like we had a new dawn arise for our city because it never happened before.

The flag was- In Anglewood, New Jersey. Anglewood. Well, congratulations.

In front of the library, actually. Yeah, see, Gay Pride is going mainstream and I'm happy about that, although I don't love all the corporate sponsors

and the police participating. But you know what, I mean, I've got mixed feelings, but I'm happy that the flag went up and that gave a lot of people a lot of joy

and a lot of courage. Courage, because we need courage because, you know, there's a lot of anti-LGBTQ things going on in the Trump administration.

And I'll be showing more courage because I will be doing the No Hate Photo Shoot this week in New York City and on Friday, which happens to be my mother's birthday, actually.

Oh, happy birthday, Chris's mom. Happy birthday, mom. And also known to fight great in New York City too. How's she doing?

I know she's not doing well and you're taking care of her. Yeah, she's a real tough cookie. She's tough, okay, good.

She'll be 69 this year. 59. 69. Oh, 69.

Oh, 69, well, that's a good age. Yeah, 69 is a wonderful age. Good number, anyway. If you substitute 10 years, she's way younger

and she's a true heck of a fighter. And let me say this, to anyone who doubts about this lady, Susan Block, she's a true lady who knows peace through pleasure

inside and out. And she wrote the book on love and pleasure. So if you really care about this lady, stand with her.

Stand with me. Thank you, Chris. Thank you, Chris. All right.

We're gonna beat him. We are. Thank you so much for calling in and reporting on the Gay Pride flag

going up in Englewood, New Jersey. And we're very, very proud and prideful about that. I have a little news from Philly. Okay.

So we're gonna say goodbye to Chris. Yeah, goodbye, Chris. But we'll talk to you again, you know, maybe next week or the week after.

Love you. Give our love to your mom and happy 69th birthday. That is a good age.

I mean, it's kind of old, but you know, I'm getting kind of old. And 69 is a great number, you know. I mean, I don't know if she's gonna do 69,

but at least it's good to know I'm 69. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so anyway. So, in Philly.

Onward, in Philly. They have the police have a secret website where they can send messages against gays, against blacks.

Oh, that's terrible. Yeah, I heard about that. If it's a secret, how do you know about it? That's like when Frank Rizzo was mayor.

Right, so they suspended 84 officers. For doing that. From Philly police officers. Well, they should.

Well, thank goodness, thank goddess. You know, there was a gay Philly police officer who was out and he killed himself. It's very sad.

I don't know when he did, but a short time ago. And so there's a lot of good and there's a lot of bad going on and we have to pump up the good and fight the bad.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. But sometimes you have to fight. You know, I don't fight physically, except I can do thumb wrestling.

I'm really good at that. I'm really good at that. We used to pen. Yeah.

We used to pen. The pen. It was my whole body when I'm thumb wrestling. And you can only use your thumb, that's the rule.

Okay, so Trump, let's talk about Trump and then we'll move on to more sex. As well as we have a special guest tonight who's hiding or maybe getting ready.

What happened to him? I don't know. Loser. Loser.

Loser is a winner. He's commencement. Okay, so Trump. Trump is threatening, I guess you would say, ice raids.

Everywhere. First he said he's going to be arresting millions of people. Yeah, of course. And then he says, well, no I'm not.

I'll wait and see if the Democrats can come up with a plan. But you know, I mean, he's just putting everyone in turmoil and maybe, I mean, he will do these raids

of millions of people. And even if it's not millions of people, it's a lot of people. He is already raiding people.

People that live here and that are good contributors to America but that might not have all their papers in order. And it's just terrible breaking up families and creating post-Trump sex disorder in couples,

because he takes the husband away or the wife away and sends them to somewhere, to somewhere in Central America where he says they came from. But maybe they didn't even.

And it's just appalling. And then there's the kids. Okay, I am not a big fan of children. I don't like children all that much.

But come on, come on. He's putting these children not just in cages and that's not a just, but they are in worse situations than prisoners.

They are in concentration camps. And I'm glad Loser is in the room for this because I want to say that. These refugee camps are concentrated,

because they concentrate the refugees, the children. They're actually putting some of them in the old Japanese camps. And those, they call detention camps,

but they were concentration camps. Okay, they're not death camps. They're not gassing the children yet. Well, the children are gassing them.

But they're dying, children are dying. A lot of farting going on. Well, yeah, and there's no cleanliness. They're not allowed to have soap, a lot of them.

They're not allowed to have blankets. They have very little food and no beds. They sleep on the concrete floor. I mean, okay, so we've got the president here.

I'm sorry to get you out of your chair, but I have to make sure he is well gagged. The presidents in my Eames chair, and by the way, he pooped banana while I was away

all over the Jeffrey Valens puppy pee pad. And fortunately, Anna, we love Anna. Yay, Anna, yay, Anna, come on up and say hello. Oh, hello, you're saying hello from afar.

Maybe you need to get some little drink at the bar. Hey, Jake is here. He can be the bartender. Okay, so Trump is now under gag,

or he's not allowed to have bananas anymore, because he made a mess with that banana. And he doesn't even let the children have bananas. These children, they are not okay.

And you know why they're here? Why are they here? And it is a big problem. I'm not saying the Democrats are gonna know what to do.

And Obama started this, it started before Obama, but Obama kept it going, and Trump is just making it a thousand times worse. But they're here because America interferes

with the governments of these countries, just like they tried to interfere with Venezuela, but failed miserably. But they interfere with Guatemala,

and with El Salvador, Honduras, all these places, Mexico, but really mostly the Central American places. They get rid of the quote-unquote Marxist leaders

who wanna help the people. And they put in these criminals, really, just gangsters, and not in a good gangster way, not in the fun gangs.

People, the leaders are killing people, and it's because of American interference. And now the people are here trying to just get away so that they won't be killed.

And sometimes their children are separated from us, then sometimes their children come by themselves. And this, Dufus, is in charge of it, and bragging about it.

And it's like the theater of cruelty. He talks about it almost like cruelty porn for his white supremacist base so they can get off on it.

And even if he doesn't do some of the things he's saying, which he might do. But even if he doesn't, he's inciting his racist base, and it's disgusting.

And also, he raped another one. I mean, another one came out. And this one happens to be someone I admire a lot, E. Jean Carroll.

She was really big in the 90s, so to speak. She's a tall woman, and beautiful, and brilliant, and a great writer, the advice columnist for Elle. And was one of my inspirations in my life.

And yeah, he raped her in burgdorfs of all places. Burgdorfs a very, very expensive, fancy store in New York. And yeah, and he raped her in the dressing room. Now she went into the dressing room with him,

which she admits was not a good idea. But as soon as she went in, and they were joking, and she says, you should try on this lingerie. She says, no, you should try it on.

And silly her thought she could get him to try it on. And then they go in the dressing room, and he pushes her up against the wall, and he basically pulls down her tights,

and sticks his penis inside of her. And she says, I don't know if it was the whole penis or half. That sounds like it was the whole thing,

but kind of worth half. The whole? The whole or half. He said I'll give her both inches.

Yeah, it wasn't, it was a rape. I mean, that's getting your penis inside somebody against their will while she's saying, no, no, stop. And it was very late, and I don't know,

burgdorfs didn't have their sales people around. And anyway, it's in her book. I know she's trying to sell a book. But it's a good story.

And yeah, it was just Trump's birthday. I feel so embarrassed that he was born in June, like me and Abe and Marilyn. And he's a Gemini.

But I spent his birthday with one of his accusers, Jessica Drake, the porn star, who's also a sex educator. And she was the 11th accuser. So she puts the number 11 on her palm

to give herself strength, because he denies it, of course. And he didn't really rape her. You would say he molested her in, I think, an elevator. But I'm not sure.

The same weekend as he had sex with Stormy Daniels. So he was kind of filling up all the porn stars and then Stormy went for it, I guess. But Jessica said it was non-consensual.

And he denies it. But there are pictures of them together. Anyway, he's got to go. I agree with AOC.

This president, although I would call him a president, needs to be impeached. Not because of Russia, because that's, I don't know, too complicated.

And I kind of like the whole bromance thing. But because of keeping children in cages and, yeah, I don't even really like children. But it's wrong.

And because of a million other things he's doing. I mean, let's just say he's accelerating the destruction of the environment. And you know what?

He's not doing anything all that different. He's just doing it a lot more and a lot worse than past presidents. And more openly.

And more openly and more just, is there such a word as evilly? More evilly. With the whole, I think the first thing I thought I was,

the only word I could describe, God, that's so vindictive. So what? Vindictive. Vindictive.

I could only think vindictive. The whole, the separating the kids thing, I was like, that's so vindictive. Like he's, that's the only thing I could think of.

Vindictive is one word. Evil is another. Evil, you know. Diabolically, that's what you say.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, he is under gag order with a little baby penis pacifier here in Bonoboville because that is the only way we will allow him to sit here.

And he's no longer allowed to have bananas because he ruined one Jeffrey Valence pee pad, although it should be part of an art exhibit that we'll have with some ruined ones and some good ones.

This is a good one. So we love you, Jeffrey. Anyway, there you have it.

So if you want to give us a call, the number is, what is the number? 626-461-595-0 or 1-866-289-7068.

And we'll be here until late, but not too late. So call now. Okay, you can ask the question, tell a story, share a fantasy,

make a comment or you can try to flirt with sunshine. And we are gonna do Bonoboville Communion in a little while to celebrate, that's right, Facebookers, you can't see that.

But right now, I wanna get some of my other guests up here. Where should I put them next? Loser. Luther should just lay here on this tiger.

Luther, if you wanna, like, be our center pole. Just lay there and sexy. We'll just lay up there. Oh yeah, okay.

We only have the one microphone. We have another microphone. I mean, he can have mine, right? Right, but take this and maybe we'll have another one too.

Here comes another, no, here comes another microphone. Okay, we're getting. Hi. Why are you blinking so much, Max?

Drinking. Drinking and blinking. Blinking. Electric seizure.

All right. So are you on now or the mute? No, no, unmute yourself. We mute people kind of automatically around here.

One, two, one, two. And this is Abe. Eins, zwei, drei, eins, zwei, drei. That's German.

Yeah. Dr. Luther, you wanna go near him over here? Do I want to what? Go near him?

Go near him. No, this is good, this is, I like it like this. No, she sits on the throne. He needs his space.

No, she's not gonna stand and I'm gonna sit, that's not okay. I'm gonna stand and you're gonna sit, I'm just saying hello.

Oh, hello. Welcome back. Welcome back to the Dobleville because you have been gone for like ages.

I've been gone, yes. Ages, long, long time. Cue the music, I've been gone for ages. You're back.

And I'm back and I'm sorry, I know you mentioned me earlier and I wasn't here. I was on a phone call with my Israeli agent. Oh, I thought it was one of your girlfriends.

Girlfriends? Yeah, one of what girlfriends? One of your many girlfriends. One of my none girlfriends.

You're not the A in LGBTQA. No, what is the A? The A is for asexual. No, I'm not, no, I'm not that.

I just think that all the women I meet are asexual. Yeah. Like an earthworm, you know. That's not what I heard.

And then it makes two arms. Right, no. But anyway, let's get, you know, geographical. You went to Israel, Jordan and Palestine.

Yes. Wow. And Paris and Germany. And Paris and Germany.

And France and Germany. But you were shooting a film. Yes. In Palestine.

Yes. And Jordan. And you did some filming in Israel as well? Yes.

Okay, well, it depends who you ask. Some people will say I filmed all of it in Palestine and some people will say I filmed all of it in Israel. Is that what people would say?

It depends on your perspective. Wow. Is it that? What they want to see?

Confusing. No, it's like, it depends. Like, there are some people who worked on the film who were very, very, very, very, very strong Palestinians,

very, they believed in it very strongly. And they said that the parts that we shot in Jerusalem were also shot in Palestine. And then there are some of them.

Oh, I see what you're saying. That's what I'm saying. Yes. And then there were like my right wing Israeli friends

who were like, Palestine, that doesn't exist. You mean you shot in Israel? It doesn't exist. Yeah, they don't believe that.

They don't think it's a country. It's like, well, do they have their own currency? No. So like, then it's not a country, I guess.

Oh my God. You know, that is, I didn't know what you were talking about. Flyers. Yeah, they're on my case.

They're flying. That's because of Trump spilling his cookies. Yeah, they're coming to my beer now. There were a lot of flies in the Jordanian desert.

Well, you should be used to that. A lot of flies in the Jordanian desert. A lot of flies in the Jordanian desert. Yeah, I couldn't sleep one night because of the flies.

Because I would close my eyes. I'm glad there's some flies though, because you know, with a climate crisis, it's not just climate change,

we're destroying so many species and we're destroying like 90% of the insects are gone. And we don't like flies, but they're necessary to the great chain of being

of the earth. So sorry that you got some flies. No, it's okay. I couldn't sleep one night

because I had flies in my tent in the desert. So, let's just explain what you were doing there. It sounds a little like you were on a diplomatic mission, but you are no Jared.

No Jared Kushner, no, no. Good, good. I would have put him under gag order if he were here. I know nothing about Jordan,

so if you tell us something about Jordan. Something about Jordan? Well, she was gonna say, well, I was gonna say, I went to film a movie.

You went to shoot a film over there. Can we know the name of the movie? The name of the movie is called No Name Restaurant. No Name Restaurant.

No Name Restaurant. Shut that down. No Name Restaurant is the movie that Loser will be starring in.

Well, he already did it. Coming to a theater far away from you next year. Next year. I don't know.

We don't have American distribution yet, so we don't know what's gonna happen with it, but it's definitely gonna come out in Germany and several European countries.

We don't know what's gonna happen with the American release. But it was a German production. It was German directors and German writers.

And half of the crew was German and the parts that we shot in the... How do you call it? It's Palestine.

How do you call it? You sound like one of those people that don't believe it exists. What do you call them?

Is it Palestine? Israel, Palestine, whatever. So the parts that we shot over there, we had a Palestinian crew mostly.

And the parts that we shot in Jordan, we had a Jordanian crew. So I got to know some Palestinians, which I've never met in my life,

growing up in Brooklyn in the Hasidic community. I never met Palestinians. And I met some Palestinians and I became, obviously you spend a lot of time

with these people on set, so you become close to them. And you start to understand the conflict from a completely new perspective

because even if you read the news, even if you watch Al Jazeera, even if you read the follow the Palestinian activists on Twitter.

I think you should sit here, come over there, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even if you follow the Palestinian... Just thinking this lamp is gonna be part of every train.

Even if you follow the Palestinian activists on Twitter, like you don't really understand what it's like until you actually meet the people and you talk to them

and you see what they're going through. I mean, there was one, there was this woman who worked for us and one of the producers,

the Palestinian crew, her family lives in Gaza. She hasn't seen them in 12 years. Oh my God.

Because you can't go in and out. You can't go in, you can't go out. And where does she live? She lives in Ramallah.

Did she have any communication with her family? Yeah, I mean, there's cell service over there. I mean, and all that. But also like...

It was every other day was so weird, like every other day, not every other day, but it happened several times during the shoot

where like there would be a crew member missing. Oh, what happened? Oh, his brother got shot by an Israeli soldier. Oh yeah, like so-and-so isn't coming today

because his cousin just got shot by an Israeli soldier. And I know it sounds like, I think it does happen every day. And it doesn't...

It does happen every day. It sounds like I'm calling Israeli soldiers murderers. I'm not. I'm just saying that they do kill Palestinians

and spending a lot... I mean, they're following orders, but... See, here's the thing. They're not following orders.

I've come to understand... After talking to people enough and having a lot of Israeli friends, more Israeli friends than I have Palestinian friends,

I came to understand that that's the same way as the cops with black people in America. I think what it is, it's unconscious bias. It's the idea that the cops,

when they see a black person reaching for their pocket, because they are subconsciously thinking that black people are dangerous, black men are dangerous,

they're like, oh, it's got to be a gun, it's got to be a knife, it's got to be something. It's racial profiling. It's racial profiling, but also...

Racial profiling. Conscious or unconscious. I don't think that every cop makes a conscious decision, like, I will kill a black person,

I will kill that N-word. I think that it's just... Some of them do. I'm sure there are some of them do,

but most of them are just not properly trained. that had all that racist stuff in Facebook. Yeah. They're not properly trained.

They're just not properly trained. They have not been trained for unconscious bias. And I think that in Israel, you've got the same thing,

where every soldier, when there's... I think one of my co-stars, a friend,

they were at a checkpoint, which, by the way, is a whole other thing, the checkpoints. They were at a checkpoint,

and one of them got out to look at their tire or something. And of course, the soldier automatically seems to be getting out of the car because the car is about to blow.

So he shot him. Oh my God. Right? So...

And the worst thing that happened is that after he got shot, his friends came to help him, and they were getting shot at.

And one of the people that came to help him was killed. So he wasn't killed. But he was shot.

And his friend was killed. Yes. But the idea is that these soldiers, they're 18, 19-year-olds.

They're really young kids with hormones going on. And they don't know any Palestinians and they don't know how to...

They've not been trained in de-escalation. They've been trained in video games. It's very similar to what is happening between cops and black men

and black women in this country is happening over there. It's an unconscious bias. It's people who are just

not properly trained to just be cool, just wait and see what happens. And of course, it's easy to tell

someone, wait and see what happens. Well, I think what's going to happen is I'm going to get killed. But the truth is that you don't do that

when it's a white guy. There's this viral video online that I saw where this black kid was outside of a dorm room or something

at a college. And they kept asking him for his ID to prove that he lives there because he was actually doing part of his job

of this place that he was living. He was cleaning the grounds. And then this white guy shows up and says, oh, I'm his counselor.

Or I'm his whatever from the college. I'm telling you he lives there. And they went, OK.

And exactly. They didn't like, wait a second. How do I know you are who you are? How do I know that the white guy is the counselor?

Maybe you don't live here either. Apparently, the black guy needs to prove that he lives there. The white guy can come up and say,

like, I'm not only liver, but I'm the boss. And they just believe him. So it's that. It's the mentality.

That's what's wrong with it. We really, really need retraining. But it's the opposite is happening. People are getting more racist than ever.

I don't think people are getting more racist. I think people are just more open about it. Well. I don't think people are getting more racist.

I think they're all racist. They've always been there. They've always been there. They've always been there.

They're just they're able to speak out. And also, like, yeah, there's a lot of people who weren't like racist, racist, but they had questions about like

about these things. And they were like, and it wasn't important for them to look at those issues.

And all of a sudden they're like, oh, wait a second. I can actually be racist if I have these issues, if I have these like

small biases against black people. I can now I can be full blown racist. I didn't have to like just like, you know, not be friends with them or something.

Right. And I think that the leaders such as T-Rump and Beebe and

you know, Nigel Farage, you know, they do encourage the racist because

their racism is mainstream. You know we shot in front of Beebe's house. You did?

Yeah. Where was Beebe? I don't know where he was, but we got a permit.

Drinking his pig champagne. We had the whole street. We had a night shoot. And it was so funny because

our production manager apparently has connections in the Israeli government. And he got us the permit because we wanted to shoot on that street.

We needed like a big street so we can put the trucks on and like mount the cameras on the cars and all that.

And yeah, it was like right in front of the checkpoint in front of his gate. And then, and by the time we're done at like

six in the morning, they had a shift change and the new guy who showed up a shift change. The security.

The security, yeah. The shift change. Yeah. So the guy on the new shift.

We have shift changes too. I thought it was a shift change. The guy on the new shift didn't know what was going on.

He was like, what are all these trucks? You know, what do you guys do? What do you guys think you're doing here? And then we're going to shut down production.

We had to convince him that we had permits and we had the permission from the higher ups to shoot there. You had quite a few challenges.

Oh, we had a lot of challenges. Yeah. You know, you're shooting in the hot bed, the Middle East.

We shot in Jericho. We shot in Palestine. Wow. We didn't shoot like in,

we shot in Jerusalem too, but we also shot in Palestine proper. Yeah. Jericho.

In Jericho. We're like Israeli citizens are not allowed in Jericho. No. Yeah.

They're not allowed. We're not an Israeli citizen. No, I am not. But you're so obvious.

Yeah, there's a big sign. There's a big sign. A big red sign when you drive in. Yeah.

But there's a big sign when you drive in and says entry for Israeli citizens prohibited. No, you're not allowed to go in there. And I went to Ramallah too.

That's what I was going to say earlier about Ramallah. Like, even if you like read all the news and you follow everything, you hear the word Ramallah

and you think like, oh war zone. And that's in my head. That's what I thought. Like Ramallah.

Yeah. It's with all the bombs dropped. And then I went in there. I went to a,

I went to Ramallah. There's a shuttle that goes from Jericho to Ramallah. I was the only white guy in the car sitting between two burqas.

Wow. Two burqas. Two women in burqas. Yeah, actually not between them

because they wouldn't sit, they wouldn't have a man sit between two women. No, that would be funny. But they were right next to me over here.

And I got there and I went to a coffee shop and everybody speaks English in Ramallah. Good. Like every,

the owner of the coffee shop is from Hamet. From right here. She's from Hamet. You know, where the Scientology headquarters is.

And there's a guy, there's like everybody, everybody speaks English over there. There's a guy,

there's a dude in a man bun sitting, sitting on his MacBook covered in stickers. And I'm like,

am I in fucking Silver Lake or what? You're about human. It was, no, but it was like so hipster.

Like I went out drinking there. And like everybody is like, I mean there's, it's like half and half,

half of them are like, half of Ramallah is very conservative, like real, like religious Muslims.

And the other half, are just like liberal Muslims. Like the way American Muslims. Well, I don't think of Palestinians

as being especially religious. No, they're not, especially not in, like in the West Bank.

You know? I mean Gaza is, They're not the super religious. Well, Gaza is controlled by Hamas.

So it's, there's a little more religious over there. That's a little more religious. But Ramallah is,

is all like Fatah. You know, it's all like a very, like it's the more left wing.

Kind of like Lebanon a little bit. Yeah. I haven't been to Lebanon. Lebanon is very cosmopolitan.

Yeah. But it's also like, it's the same way in, in, in Jordan was also like,

well, Jordan is, I think it's, I found Jordan to be a lot more religious than,

than Palestine. Jordan. Yeah. I just don't know anything about it.

Yeah. What, is that where the, the ladies of the burkas were from?

No, no, no, because it's a different country. No, no, Jericho, no,

I'm talking that ladies in the burka were going from Jericho to like Ramallah. Gotcha.

So they were Palestinian. Yeah, they were Palestinian, but also Jericho, like Ramallah is like

a big cosmopolitan city where everything is happening, everything is going on. Right.

You know, there's bars and clubs and, you know, and everything.

It's the normal city. It's a normal functional city. And bombs, I mean, what,

is there bombs there? Except if you Well, there is

Well, there's only bombs. there's only bombs. Get out of your car,

somebody could shoot you. Well, wait a minute. no,

nobody, nobody would shoot you in Ramallah. listen,

I didn't go, I didn't, if you show up in Ramallah, you know,

wrapped in an Israeli flag, blasting Havan Agila, you are going to get killed. Okay.

Just like, just like if you walk down, you know, the streets of,

of, of Compton, you know, with like bags of cash

hanging from your back, you are going to get mugged. It's just like, it's going to happen.

Like it's just a dumb idea to do it. But if you go in there, like me,

you know, an American, you know, I didn't,

didn't look Jewish. Like I could look Irish. I could be a tourist. I could be anyone.

You know, it's, it's a nice, wonderful city. I don't know,

it's hard for me to think of Loser is not Jewish. Yeah, I know. But the bombs,

the bombs fall. All the time? Or what? The bombs fall in one place.

No, no, no. So the thing is, like as I was saying that to my friends over there,

like, oh my God, it's such like, and they're like,

oh, let me show you what else happens here. Oh, you see this house?

You see this piece of land? This used to be a house. It belonged to the mother of a kid

who threw a rock at an Israeli soldier. So they flattened the house. Oh.

You know? And of course, if you go anywhere, you got anywhere,

like not in the center of the city, you will constantly see Israeli soldiers and a Palestinian guy

with his hands on behind his back, searching him. You will see tear gas

in certain areas. But for the most part, it's like people, that's the thing,

like people think of like war zones. It's not really a war zone, but people think of the council. It's like as if it's constant,

and it's always, and it's there. It's in the background kind of. You know?

It's in the background. Life goes on. You know? It's like,

you know, America, you know, like most life goes on

and people think like, oh, every time you go into a school, your kids are going to get shot. No,

but it's a possibility. It's a strong possibility. Yeah. And so like,

there's a lot of the people. That's just like here. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I think it's worse. So what I learned, what I learned from these people.

A lot worse. Boom. You're dead. So,

did it change your politics? I talk so much. I get sweaty. All right.

Take it off, baby. Wouldn't you love that? Slow. Slow.

It's slower. More sexy, like, yeah, that face.

Jake. You know, I'm the kind of guy, Hollywood,

Hollywood man, let me tell you something. I'm the kind of guy, you know,

when girls say, take your shirt off. Take your shirt off. I take it off.

They're like, oh, no, no. Sorry. Put it back on.

Put it back on. It's okay. You know, you take your shirt off

and girls go like, I want to lick that. I take my shirt off. I'm like,

all right, go back to the concentration camp. You know, wherever you came from,

you look like you just walked out. So, how would you take your pants off? Then,

yeah, then they're like, oh, that's where all your muscles are at.

How were the stretching? What? How were the strip search

clubs? The strip search? The strip search clubs? No,

they just, they don't have strip clubs. In Israel? No,

where you were in that city. In Jordan? Yeah. Oh, they don't have any strip joints

over there? No, that's what I found. It's very,

it's very difficult, it's very difficult to get laid in Jordan. He's thinking about TSA. Okay,

strip clubs in Israel. No, but when I was asking, okay,

I've got a lot of questions, but did this visit change your politics, your feelings

about Israel and Palestine? I don't think it fundamentally changed my politics, but it definitely changed my feelings.

How did that change? It changed, it personalized it.

Now, now I have a sister who lives in Israel. Yeah.

Who had a rocket land in her front yard from Gaza. Okay.

Right? Nearly killed her children. And at the same time, I have friends

who I love and care about, who don't have passports. They can't leave anywhere.

One of my friends was actually joking saying that if you're a Palestinian and you make a little bit

of money, there's nothing you can do with the money. Because you can't,

you're not going to buy a house on land that you don't know is going to belong to you anymore. So what they buy,

they buy cars. Cars. They buy fancy cars because cars are

extremely expensive in Israel. They buy fancy cars. And the funniest thing about it is like,

they don't have anywhere to go with them. They can't take them anywhere. You know,

they can go like, they have a 30 mile radius where they can take their $200,000 range rover

because that's how much it costs over there. And they can drive at 30 mile radius.

They have nowhere to go with it because they can't, like, they can't leave. So there's three areas.

There's area A, area B and area C. So area A is like Palestinian proper.

That would be Jericho, Ramallah, Janine. You know,

those are, that's area A. Area B is the roads that lead

from one of those places to another. So it'd be like parts of the West Bank,

like the Dead Sea area, like Highway 90. That would be like area B, I think.

That's like the gray area. And then area C is like Israel territory.

So all they can go, Palestinian license plates are not allowed in like anywhere in area C.

They're not allowed in like, oh, I don't know why this is on. I don't,

they're not allowed anywhere in like area C. They're only allowed in area A and B.

So they can literally only drive from like one Palestinian city to the other.

Because those plates are not allowed in Israel. They're not legal in Israel. So that's all,

so I have these friends who are like, not only are they losing family members

and they have really hard time traveling. They don't have passports.

They don't have proper IDs. They can't get anywhere. There's zero upward mobility.

To me, like the most heartbreaking thing is like seeing these people on set

who are incredibly talented. There's this woman, Sophia, who is the production manager

in Israel in Palestine. Where was she from? She's from Palestine. She's from Amala.

Probably one of the most competent people I've ever met in my life. I told,

if she moved to LA, she would never be out of a job. People like that

are extremely hard to find like production people who are always cool, always calm,

always collected and always get shit done quickly. We know that.

That's hard to find. So hard to find. And she has no future.

She has no future. That's so terrible. There's no, how do you build an economy if you don't

own infrastructure? They don't own the water. Palestine doesn't own their own water system.

They own sewer system. They own electricity. They own cell towers. I mean, they have

no infrastructure. You cannot build an economy on that. Well, that's why

they do call it an open-air concentration camp. Well, that's Gaza.

That's different. I mean, it's a little less of a concentration camp

in Jericho and Ramallah. Also, Jericho is a very poor city.

Ramallah is like, you know, like more of a coastal, like more like the coastal

cities in America. So, I mean, you're, would you believe in a

one-state, two-state? I don't know because I've spoken. I've spent so much time

talking to my castmates about this and what they want. And I've heard

all kinds of different point of views. And that's the thing is that

Palestinians aren't a monolith either. You know, what they,

there's some of them who basically say that Israel is occupying their land. Israel should get the fuck out.

It's not their land. It's our land. It's always been our land. We've been there before them

and they should just leave. And there are some who say, like, you know, they should at least

give us citizenship. You know, give us Israeli citizenship. You know,

let us vote. Let us get some members in the Knesset, you know,

in the Israeli parliament. And there are some who are like, oh,

I want nothing to do with them. I don't want anything. I just, you know, so there's all kinds of

opinions. And I mean, the two state solution seems like the most,

you know, reasonable one. Like the ones, the ones,

also it seems like one that you can actually make it work, you know. Maybe, yeah.

Yeah. But the truth is that a lot of right-wing Palestinians don't want that.

A lot of right-wing Palestinians don't want that. Right, right, right. So they want it all.

Yeah. So you have, you know, just like the Israeli

population is fractured, you know, you have that, you have the right-wing,

left-wing in Israel, you have the right-wing, left-wing in Palestine. And so like it's,

you know, you make deals with the government that's currently in power, which is Fatah.

And that's why they cannot make deals with Gaza because Gaza is controlled by Hamas.

So there's no, there's actually no cohesion in the actual Palestinian government itself

because it's divided in two. Right. Yeah. So I have a question.

So no Palestine can get a passport. No Palestinians. Palestinians,

most Palestinians either don't have a passport or they have a Jordanian passport, but they don't have

Jordanian citizenship. I always wondered, I meet Israelis like here and everywhere,

but I don't ever meet Palestinians. No. And I'm like, oh, they can't travel.

Well, they can't really travel much. It's very difficult for them to travel.

We have a Palestinian in the House of Representatives. What's her name? Yeah,

Ilan Omar or like, No, no, no, no, no. It's someone else.

Talib. Oh, Rashida Talib. Yeah. But like, so the thing is,

She's the one that said, fuck Trump. Yeah. I love her.

Impeach the motherfucker. Yeah, exactly. Impeach the motherfucker. So like they,

so they can travel. So for example, if like, so because,

because Palestinians are not allowed to go into Israel, the major international airport

in that whole area is Tel Aviv. It's the only airport in that whole area

that has flights to everywhere, directly to America, directly to Europe,

a lot of direct flights. The only other airport where they can get out of the country is

Amman, Jordan. But in order to get to Amman, they have to go through three checkpoints,

three borders. They have to cross cross the Palestinian border, the Israeli border,

and the Jordanian border. Okay. It's a six hour ordeal just across the border.

And then of course you have to get a visa. It's very difficult Palestinians to get a visa,

especially to America, because like, well, what if there are terrorists,

you know, whatever. So, so it's very difficult. For example,

this is my friend Sophia. She actually, she was actually born in Florida. Wow.

Yeah. She was actually born in Florida to Palestinian parents and then she went back.

Huh. Yeah. But my other friend, so she won't,

that's what I was telling her. Passport if she wanted. She could, she won't. Yeah.

She could if she wants to. You know, I think she, maybe she has even.

But, but my other friend Dima, whose family is from Gaza, she has a Palestinian,

she has a Jordanian passport. She studied in, in Bristol. She went to Bristol

to get her, to get her degree. But every time she wants to apply to get her masters

because she wants to be a filmmaker, she has to go through these, through these incredible lengths to like,

first of all to get the scholarship, you know, you have to get it because, you know,

Palestinians don't have a lot of money, most of them. And then she has to go through a visa process

that is just insane because they're, they are, they have no,

they have no, they have no, like citizenship anywhere. Hmm.

You know, so they have Jordanian passports, but they're not Jordanian citizens. So I have two big questions.

I mean, like obviously we could talk about this for several years. Oh yeah, all night long.

But, um, okay. Can someone get me another beer from the fridge?

Another beer for the world traveler. Beer. Let's get some beer.

Modelo. Thank you. Modelo. It's in the,

thank you. What about me? My mountain? Oh, another beer.

Well, we're going to do Bonoboville Communion a little bit.

So, okay, so number one, what,

where was the best sex? What? Where did you have the best sex? Well,

considering that in Israel, that in Jordan, there's not really much sex going on because people,

people are a little, people are a little more religious and conservative over there. Okay.

So you could get it much there. Yeah, Israel was good.

Israel was good. I had some good sex in Israel. I had some good, I had actually,

I did have good sex in Jordan, but with a tourist. Now,

how about Palestine? I didn't have any sex with any Palestinians. No,

no, but I'll tell you this, that I did, when I was in Amala,

I did, I did meet a girl at a bar. Uh-huh. Oh.

And I took a hotel over there in Amala and she came back with me

to the hotel, but she could not come up to the room with me. Wait a second,

five minutes of left of the show? Are we, are we done with the show?

When did we start? I see a five minute sign. Yeah, yeah. We started late.

Yeah, but we started so late. Yeah, we started late.

I think we can go over. We have to do Bedovoville Communion. We have the Bedovoville Communion.

So your best sex was in Israel. You stayed with your lawnsman.

Yeah, 16 minutes. 25. And then my other question.

I was going to say that I brought her back to the hotel but she couldn't come

up to the room because she wasn't married to me. Oh my God. Oh,

it's in Palestine. It's in Palestine, yeah, in Ramallah. Even in Ramallah.

I mean, there are some, I heard that there are some hotels where like they let you... You got to run around

with your marriage certificate? Basically, yeah. Wow. I heard there are some hotels

that like let you slide or they can bribe them and let you in. But because they used

to have a huge prostitution problem in Ramallah. And they were trying to like... Prostitution is not a problem

unless you make it one. It was a problem over there because they think it's a problem. They think it's a problem.

You know, as my friend Penn Gillette says, you know, prostitution isn't dangerous... isn't illegal because it's dangerous.

It's dangerous because it's illegal. Penn and Teller. Who I met too. Yeah.

But he's not really conservative and he's really a kind of... He's a libertarian. Yeah, he's got...

he's got... I got some issues with him. So my other question... Yes.

Can I light a cigarette? Is there an astray somewhere? It's just you. Okay.

So what is the movie about? Very bare bones. Bare bones, the movie is about an Orthodox Jew

from Brooklyn who gets lost in the... in the Sinai Desert. That would be you.

That would be me. You must be the Orthodox Jew in Brooklyn. Yes, I play the lead. This is no-name restaurant.

No-name restaurant. He gets lost in the desert and he gets help from a... from Bedouin

in Egypt. Bedouin. Yeah. We couldn't shoot in Egypt,

so we shot in Jordan. The idea is very... a buddy movie between a Jew and a Bedouin.

I'm sorry, I'm ignorant. Nice. Bedouin? Bedouins are Arabs

who live in the desert. Tribal. I mean, I don't know if they're Palestinian. No, they're...

they're Bedouins. They go around on camels, right? In Israel. Well, no, they go around mostly on land cruisers.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, old Toyota take-up trucks. What happened to the camels? I met Bedouins.

Oh, they have camels, too. They have camels, too. They have camels in Israel. Yeah.

Oh, they're cars. You want to know what I saw? I want to know what I saw. So this guy, he came...

he had a camel. The rope of his camel was attached to his pickup truck. He was driving his pickup truck, and his camel was kind of like tagging along

with the pickup truck. That's cool. That's the Middle East. I'm not sitting on that motherfucker all the way home.

He's like, I'm going to sit in the AC. He's a camel. He can handle it. You know?

Let him stand in the sun over there. I hope he wasn't driving fast, right? No, no, no, no. Okay.

I'm like, that's mean to the camel. No, these camels, that can go. Isn't the hump where they put the ice chest? They have, like, full of water over there.

And they eat bushes. They just eat, like, these thorny bushes, these, like, prickly bushes, because it has, like, salt in it.

So it's very salty, so they eat, like, the salt. Can I use something for the ash tray here? Yeah, ash tray. Cool, cool.

Yeah. I mean, should I... No, I don't want to use... This I got at Huntington Gardens

on my birthday. Oh, by the way, Speakeasy... Speakeasy, available now. It is available now.

Amazon will not carry it because they censored it. It's too sexy. But you can get it on our site.

Speakeasy is right here for you. And there's a picture of sunshine in it. Oh, we... Yeah, baby.

Which is sunshine. Yas, queen. Yeah. We're doing a spanking gang bang.

Gras, yes. And... Uh-oh. Sunshine is a key...

It's not going to fall like it. Key participant. And... And the Bonobo Way is also available

on Amazon. Well, yeah, the Bonobo Way is always available on Amazon as is the splosh

edition of Speakeasy, which was a big hit at ASACT as was the Bonobo Way. Uh, yeah.

I mean, we sold a bunch of copies. So the ASACT bookstore. Okay, so we have very little time.

Communion. So we're going to do communion, okay? Because we're going to celebrate pride

as well as surviving the ASACT conference and the mad moderator, the attack of the mad moderator.

And we're celebrating loser coming back and sunshine

joining our merry band of Bonobo Williams and Hollywood Jake is here.

And, you know, he's a bartender or he has been a bartender. And is your beautiful girlfriend?

Can she come up here? Last 10 minutes. Okay, and I'm sorry. Forget your girlfriend's name.

Rika. Yeah, Rika. At least not Riko. Jake, take your shirt off.

You can keep your shirt on if you want to. Okay. Okay, so hi.

You shouldn't, but you can. Can I have a hug for Rika? Yes. Welcome to the new Bonobo

ville. Do we have a mic for these guys? Say something. You can have mine.

How you guys doing? How do you like the new Bonobo ville? It's not unpacked yet.

So that's why we don't really have official guests. It feels crowded tonight. Because we've had like no guests.

But, yeah, tonight we're busy. But we'll, you know, it's a very cool place.

We're in the mountains. That's all we're going to say. We're not going to say where we are.

We're an undisclosed location. As usual. But we are going to celebrate with Agua.

Yummy. Which, you know, it kind of matches pride. It's got the green.

Actually, everything matches pride, right? Every letter of the alphabet, every color. It also matches St. Patrick's Day, but yeah.

Well, yeah, I mean, a lot of things. Christmas, you know. So, okay, so you're the bartender,

right? I am. You know what you're doing. Okay.

So, pour. Don't pour. I mean, I don't know. Do you want a whole glass sunshine?

Why not? Not for me. I don't want a whole glass. Why not?

YOLO. What does YOLO mean? Oh, geez. You pour it a whole lot.

You only live once. Oh, that was for you. Okay. So, wait, wait, wait.

Let me do this. Oh, you're going to pour just a little. Okay. Just a little.

Let me do it. I'm going to be my own bartender. He won't let me. A whole glass, Jay.

Okay. A whole glass is a lot. Okay. That's too much.

Yeah. Less than a whole glass is a little. Take another sip. He just did it.

It's fine. No, she's not allowed yet. She's got to communicate. Rules, man.

Oh, no, I'm good. This is not numb. There are rules, man. Okay.

So, I think we should do it over here. But the Facebook cameras are not allowed to watch. Facebook cameras can just stay on me. So, let them know they can Facebook people.

Are you on there at all? On my Facebook. I finally got your show too. No, no, no.

Just share it. Are you talking to people? I did. Okay.

We got to talk about this after. Yeah. We don't talk. We don't talk technical stuff live.

I couldn't do anything. But I did. First rule of five. I counted when I was on yours.

Be on mine. Don't. Don't be on yours. And I made a comment.

But it keeps freezing every five seconds. Freaking? Freezing. Freezing.

Is it freezing? Yeah. We're in the mountains. I'm hot.

Well, anyway. Yeah, you're always hot. We'll have to discuss this. See, I did make a comment.

All right. So, this is the Nobleville Communion. So, come right and sit over here. Facebook Live can stay on me.

I barely remember this. Okay. So, you're going to sit there. Because I'm thinking my pants out.

Well, you can sit in Dr. Suzy's chair. You can sit in my chair. Oh, okay. Okay.

That's Handsome Hollywood Jake. Okay. So, you sit there. I'll sit here.

Okay. So, now, I don't know which camera we should look at. This one. Max's camera.

Okay. So, Facebook camera should show Handsome Hollywood Jake and Handsome Loser Tversky. And the Handsome Beautiful... Yeah.

Showdown. Okay. So, do you want to do it first with me? And then I'll do it with you?

Okay. So, okay. I'm pulling out a nipple. Don't show the nipple on Facebook.

Okay. Here's my nipple. Okay. So, give it a lick first.

Yeah. So, lick it first. Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it.

Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it.

Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it. Oh, lick it.

Oh, lick it. Okay. Now, you lick the salt. Yeah, baby.

Okay. And now, I waterboard you. Oh, my God. So, you're going to get the big one.

Can you handle all that? No. That's too much. It is straight liqueur, liqueur.

That's mine. Okay. So, here. You go right between my legs.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. And lean back.

Yeah. And you're getting waterboarded, bonobo style. Yeah. You took almost all of it.

Oh, yeah. She took all of it. That's what he said, right? That's what he said.

Okay. So, now me. Okay. Water.

Okay. Here. Water. There you go.

Now, take all of that in. Let me see. Take all of that in. Yeah.

Can you take that? Yeah. Deep throat to straw. Those balls are small but sturdy.

I think the balls are already cupped. Okay. Maybe they're not cupped or glassed. You sit down.

I know. I know. Okay. Well, you got to do this once a week.

I got to get to your boobs. How do I get to your boobs? Uh-oh. How do I get to your boobs?

A lot of work. Somebody should help her, not me. She's doing very well. Oh, look at those beauties.

Okay. No, they really are. They're really beautiful. Wait, wait.

Let's talk on the microphone. Where did you get those boobs? I grew them myself during puberty. All right.

Oh, fun. Wow. Okay. I feel like I'm on the wrong side of the stage, but yeah.

Now, I prepare the communion altar. She is my altar girl. And now I sprinkle on the salt. This is the body of Christ or the goddess or whoever.

And now I consume the body. This is an important part of communion. Uh-oh. I left a little.

Uh-oh. Sensitive nipples. Sensitive nipples. And now you get to waterboard me.

You can't do anymore. Okay. Well, do you want to waterboard me? Sure.

Okay, but leave your boob out. Come on, Dick Cheney, waterboarder. Yeah, that's good. Okay.

Okay. I actually take my hat off for this. Oh, yeah. It's a big one.

Wee. Wee. That is the blood, the green blood of the Bidobo Christ. In the name of the father, the son, and the holy bitch.

It's Agua de Bolivia, herbal cocoa leaf liquor. And I feel like we have kind of baptized the little love church of the Bidobo Way because that is our first Bidoboville communion. So let's give a hand to Blot.

Sunshine. Give it a big round of applause. Yeah. All right.

Do you guys want to do communion? You're all right. Are you scared? Are you scared to show your nickels on TV?

Us guys? What about your... He grabbed out. Wow.

Hollywood Jake is so generous. I mean, I like, I have never considered it. Oh my God, he just drinks it like that. I can't believe it.

All right. Well, that's a form of communion, I guess. Anna, come on up here. You have a beautiful...

Anna. Oh, gosh. Yes. Oh, now I really have four minutes.

Better make it count. Okay. So now let's all get together. Come together.

And let's all say amen. Amen. Ah, women. Ah, women.

Oh, yeah. So, you know, it's a fairly big group tonight. And we're just very excited to celebrate pride and celebrate Sunshine joining us and celebrate Anna just being here in Hollywood Jake

and Rika joining us off the cuff and Loser surviving his Middle East diplomatic mission. Hot. And you know, we're just happy you guys could join us too.

Don't forget, follow the bonobo way. Yay. Very important. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Impeach Trump, okay? For so many reasons. But certainly he's just destroying the earth. And...

A wolf. Wolf. War in 2020. He's a wolf.

War in 2020. War in 2020. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Well, I mean, next week maybe we'll talk about which candidates we like. Buttigieg. I can't even pronounce his name. But it begins with a B and so does bonobo.

And he's gay. So, you know, hey, bonobos are gay and that's okay. And so does Buttigieg. Butt, butt, butt fuck.

No. Butt, butt, butt. All right. So make like bonobos, not baboons.

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