Death, Sex & Nazis
by Dr. Susan Block
This is a dark show. How can it be light when there’s the brutal murder of a beautiful bonoboesque friend of mine, there’s the “death penalty for women who have abortions” bills sweeping the Red States like AR-15 fire in a crowded theater, there’s my attempt to help a caller who’s fighting his own erotic desires (and therefore me), there’s my painfully stopped-up sinuses and sheer exhaustion (recovering from DomCon), and there’s the big messy argument about presidential politics I get into during the last 17 minutes of the show with my beloved husband of 27 years, executive producer and partner in everything, Capt’n Max?
I don’t want it to be a dark show. Indeed, I fight and try to deny the darkness just like that caller (Michael) fights and tries to deny his own desires… fruitlessly.
Full transcript of Death, Sex & Nazis on The Dr. Susan Block Show:
Need to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, specializing in sex therapy over the phone.
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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists,
lawyers and connoisseurs, wankers, merry masturbation month.
It's still May, so celebrate, and spankers.
Spankin' Art is out! Yes, indeed. Bezos wouldn't publish it, probably because there's peckers in it,
but we got it published anyway. Thank you, Downtown LA Printer, and Spankin' Art, the new edition of Speak Easy Journal, is out, and we introduced it at Domcon.
Yes, indeed. And that's where we're just coming back from. The 16th annual Domcon LA,
and my fifth, and oh my God, yes! Domcon is the metagala. Well, it is a metagala, but it's also the metgala of fetish and the comicon of kink and game of thrones,
without only gross and gratuitous murder and mayhem. Yes, indeed, and better outfits! You bet, you can check them out on my
Domcon 2019 blog, and sometimes we took off the outfits, and put on our bathing suits, and went into the jacuzzi. Me and Shannon, Shannon is here. She survived her first Domcon.
Yes, indeed. She is, and those jacuzzi jets were extremely dominant. I felt my life in danger.
And went after us, oh my God, whoo! Right up the neck, like a dom, just grabbing you by the neck, and saying you will get wet, and we did. And we had so much fun! Oh, the fetish, the latex.
Yes, I wore my damask, and also Mademoiselle Elo, and also the latex store, and so we're going to talk about Domcon tonight, we're going to show you some of the pages of
Speak Easy, Spank and Art. Oh boy, this is so hot, and the Dom's loved it. It is beautiful. I'm just trying to find a page I could show you. Yeah, because some of them, well, here's Mistress Cyan spanking me a couple of years ago. This is kind of clean.
And we had so much fun with Mistress Cyan. She is the headmistress of Domcon, as well as Sanctuary, and we so appreciate all the work she does, and everything to
make the Febdoms feel good. You know, in a roiling sea of misanthropy and military build-up, and ecocide, and greed of
the Patriarchies, Domcon is an island of female empowerment,
male well-being. You gotta make those bananas happy. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. And
peace through pleasure. That's the bonobo way, peace through pleasure, and yeah, we brought the bonobo way to Domcon LA. It was a big hit. I mean a lot of the Dom's are starting to kind of absorb the message
to kind of get that being a female in charge,
you know, whether you're a natal female, I know the the technical term is cis, but that always sounds like a sissy to me. And there are sissies. There are great sissies at Domcon, but I'm talking about just women who are born women or trans women. You know, whatever kind of woman you are,
you are treated well at Domcon, or if you're just a man who wants to get in touch with his feminine side for the weekend. Queen for a day, you know? Yeah. And yes, we
let Trump come to our workshop. He had to be gagged with a banana. Keep that gag in, you Presidents. Naughty, naughty. And of course, he is on a
pee pad created by the artist Jeffrey Valance. Not only is it a pee pad, it is a puppy pee pad. That's right. So, just in case he has an accident, we don't want him messing up my mom's eames chair.
No. So, anyway, we're gonna talk about Domcon. We'll maybe do some things. Celebrate and masturbation month. Yes indeed. It is still May. There is still time. And we would love to talk to you because it's not one of those really busy shows.
So if you want to give us a call, the number is... Let's see. What is the number? Six to six. We've got a new number. We just moved into this place. As you can see, my clothes are still
out here in the studio. This one got the Saran wrap taken off because it had some latex in it. And I had to take it to Domcon. And it doesn't have the latex back in it. We have to
lube it up. Yeah. Latex and love go well with lubrication. So, yeah, we haven't really unpacked yet. We've been so busy and
so we're just, you know, doing a show with the wardrobe here. And so we'd like to talk with you, you know, if you want to ask a question, tell a story, share a fantasy,
tell us what's on your mind or in your heart or between your legs. Yes. Right between your legs, darling. That is
where the libido is located. I mean, I agree with all those, you know, kind of whatever sex spurts that say that, hey, you know, a lot of sex is between the ears. And that is true. But don't forget between the legs. Don't forget the body.
Don't forget, you know, some people say, what is the biggest sex organ of the body? It must be the brain. No. What is it, Shannon? It's the heart. No, that would be a big heart that would be in need of cardiac surgery. Very much an open heart bypass, I think.
Quadruple. No, it's the skin. The skin is an organ and it's all over you. Mmm. And it feels so good when it's touched in the right way. Did you see the most erotic organ in the body? The biggest erotic organ in the body? Was that the question? The biggest sexual organ. But it's also maybe the biggest organ. I think it's the biggest organ, period. Yeah,
it's certainly bigger than the brain or the heart or the kidney. It is the biggest organ. And it's the biggest sexual organ. It is what connects us to others. Really, others aren't going to go in there and feel our brain or our heart. They are going to feel our skin and
that's what we like to feel good. Oh, I've got the number on a piece of paper. Someone thought I really forgot it. No. Thank you, Harry, sapien.
But it does make it easy, though. Okay, so the number, for you to call, you have to actually use your phone as a phone for this. And I put it in the chat, too. There are multiple times. But our number is 626 4615950.
We do have an 800 number, a call. What is that? 1-866-289-7068. I know I said that fast. I've been saying that one for years. 1-866-289-7068.
But if you want to just call the regular number, if you're in Paris, Viva la France or Saudi Arabia, you can call 626. Got to call the country code and all that first. But then 626-46159-4, yeah, 595-0, baby. We love that zero. Woo, like an O. You need to make it into a jingle. Oh,
oh, no. So, okay. And yeah, I mean, if you write something on our little Facebook Live thing here, and it's interesting, not just high or
Wow. Well, wow might get you a shout out. We have Phoenix Steel said, Domcom was amazing. Happy Saturday night. Oh, Phoenix Steel. Call us. Yes, Mistress Phoenix Steel. Call us up. Actually, I had quite a very nice tea at the Mistress tea. She was my tea partner and we talked about
our mutual dearly departed friend, Goddess Sadie Hawkins. And oh my Goddess, she was such a Goddess. And she really loved the bonobo way. I gave it to her. She actually read it. She quoted passages to me.
But she was just a sweet person, an expert in corsetry, and all kinds of domination, and just a wonderful femdom, just the true bonobo femdom that I talk about. And
she lived in Phoenix, which is why Phoenix and Phoenix Steel lives in Phoenix. Yeah. And she wanted to disengage from a certain slave that she had. I mean, I'm sure she saw
different submissives of different types for, you know, sometimes an hour and sometimes it was a slave that would work with her regularly. And so I think this was one that worked with her regularly. Wow, starting on a
really sad note, even though Mistress Phoenix is a beautiful person, Goddess Phoenix was a beautiful person, and she died
a very short time ago, like less than six months ago. And I had heard that she died and I felt bad and I didn't research it. And I just thought, you know, so many people are dying from so many things. I mean, she was young, I guess, in her forties and
you know, from climate change, really, and people are getting cancer at younger ages and all kinds of possibilities for kicking the bucket. But
that wasn't it. I found out from Mistress Phoenix that Goddess Sadie
was murdered by that former slave that she wished to disengage from. She had a premonition and she said she wanted to disengage and the slave came and
and shot her dead and then she shot herself and Wow, I mean, I said that Domkan is Game of Thrones without the mass murder in Mayhem and that's true so far. We're lucky. There hasn't been a mass murder like
happens in schools and and and chopping malls and churches and synagogues and mosques and everywhere, but there are individual murders. There are. I
don't want to talk about all of them, but this one, I guess hit me right in my heart. Not my biggest organ, but certainly my brain. It just she was such a wonderful person and and killed so violently and and
Rest in peace. Goddess Sadie Hawkins or as Del Rey likes to say rest in pleasure. I don't know if you feel pleasure once you're over there or wherever, but just know that your spirit is recognized by all of us now by me, by Shannon, by the crew, everyone out there.
You know and we do have to take care of each other. That's one of the messages. I mean, it's such a hard lesson to learn how do you take care of each other? She was trying to disengage, but you know, this person was very attached to her and That's no excuse. This person should not have had a gun.
Maybe she was an homosexual. Maybe she loved that gun like a surrogate dick, you know, or I don't know, or Maybe she was off her meds. Or maybe, maybe, maybe many, many possibilities. I don't know, but I do know we have to be very careful and that Domcon, I mean, I wasn't going to start by talking about this, but Domcon
is very cautious now, more cautious than when I first went there five years ago, but the world has changed in the past five years and It's gotten dirtier in many ways. We're dirtying the earth, the doers with their
fossil fuels and the Amosectuals with their shootings and and then there's the poor people who aren't really homosexual. They're just messed up and They they find a gun. They have a gun and they use it without thinking
Maybe they're drunk. Maybe they're on drugs or off the drugs they should be on This is why we do need gun control, but we also need more than that We need people caring, people helping, the incels out there, the unhappy people, the lonely people,
And certainly protecting each other and taking precautions. We do, we do need to take precautions and I thank Domcon for protecting us, for being great, great guardians of all these fabulous femme-doms and I don't know. Let's just have a hand maybe. Just I do applaud someone when they've died
I I just think a hand for Goddess Sadie Hawkins, just a beautiful person. Phoenix added another comment. She said yes, we did have a great conversation. She's the one who told me about your book So she introduced Mistress Phoenix steel to the bonobo way. Wow. I'm just thrilled to hear that, you know, I mean
She did so much in that short life with hers, the life taken to quickly and one of the things she did was to share the bonobo way and I'm so glad she shared it with with Mistress Phoenix steel. I'm sure many others too. Yeah, I think so. She was very enthusiastic certainly on Twitter and and at Domcon so she was already sharing it and
and I did get to meet, you know, this beautiful person Phoenix steel so out of darkness always comes sunlight and and so so I Am grateful. I was I spent the rest of Sunday after I heard that being just so grateful for life and for love and for Captain
Max and for everyone in bonoboville and everyone in Domcon life is precious. Can I get an amen? That was kind of weak. I'm gonna address that in a minute. Can I get an A-Women? But you know what that life is precious statement, I almost regret saying that because a terrible woman said it the other day
to excuse signing a bill that pretty much guarantees the death of many other women younger women than her and She said life is all human life is precious. This was Alabama governor Kay Ivey
the day she signed This bill that I'm sure is going to be challenged in the courts But in the meantime, it's spreading like machine gun fire like it's like some kind of crazy person just shooting up the south and
All over the south. I'm sure it's gonna come up to us I these anti-abortion bills that and they're not just you know Like late-term not that I believe in that either, but I they are any time You get like the highest you're you're basically
accused of murder and It's it's terrible it just shows you know Women individual women are not always pro women That's right. Some of them are some of us are and in general I support women, but I also
support men and Everybody in between and I do it based on you and who you are not on your gender So we got Michael from Austin, Texas The best city in Texas from what I've heard you know besides San Antonio. Yeah, okay, Michael. Are you there?
He's on the line. I think Hello Michael Do you hear me? This is exciting here with our technology. We have a Michael. Is he there Michael Michael?
He's there, but the technology is not there. Can he not hear me? But we can't hear him It says he wants to talk about intimate relationships Maybe he's having an intimate relationship with himself right now it being masturbation month or
Can you hear me? Oh, there you are. Oh, you have a good strong voice Excellent. Hello Michael Hi Susan. How are you? I'm alright. I mean, you know, I've just been talking about sad scary stuff But hey, I'm alive and I'm happy to be here
What did you want to talk about intimate relationships? I have Sharing fantasy into my relationships and it ruins them every time you bring up. Did you say sharing? Yes, sharing like sh a r i n g
Sharing toys people. What kind of sharing? people people Okay, so idea of having the woman that I'm with having sex with another man
Gotcha, would you call that cuckolding or is that not a term you like? That's not a term. I like I gotcha. So it would you do like the term swinging? Sure. Yeah, okay, or is it more like polyamory where you have a serious relationship with the other person? Or is it more like?
Polyamory so you find a guy that you get along with and that she wants to have sex with and The two the two guys have sex with her at the same time or separately in your no fantasy My fantasy was to have another guy and myself having sex with her
Right Two guys Yes, that's what and what has happened in this last relationship is it evolved? She didn't want to do that. She wasn't comfortable, but she did one have sex with guys apart away from me
Well, most women want to have sex with different guys. That's very common, but sharing as you so Elegantly put it and you're right It means being open and honest about it and doing it to some extent with the other person or maybe to the full extent Maybe all three of you have sex with all three of you. Is that how you see it?
Yes, okay, and you're bisexual I guess Um, it depends on the person well We're saying in an ideal situation with a great person great guy sure great gal You'd have sex with both and they would have sex with each other
Sure, okay, so did you meet this woman? At a bar through work at a polyamory munch. No, I met her through a dating app and Started off monogamous Okay, yeah, yeah, that's a rough one when they start off
Monogamous and then you go you want to branch out. I mean it's possible and If both parties are interested, but I would say you're so kind of into it And I think it's great by the way I'm all for it that maybe you should go to a
polyamory gathering of some sort and try to connect with women Even if you don't meet the woman of your dreams, you'll get a better sense of what kind of woman Really is into this with more than one guy that she has feelings for as well as sex with It's kind of scary, but it's the way where I'm at now is along the lines of I don't want to
You don't want to oh that's so hard Okay Well, we can give you we can send you to a sex addiction clinic and Or to a church thing where they
You know beat it out of you Mike Pence might have a solution for you You're gonna have this fantasy. Believe me. You don't have to act on it But I can hear the passion in your voice. I Don't think you're gonna just get rid of it in terms of your mind
It might not be the biggest sex organ of your body but it's a big one that mind is and You know, I mean and you seem like an open kind of guy and I like that. I I think it's better than cheating Better than you, you know finding a guy in a men's room while you're doing a road trip or something
So I am and also that's kind of not safe sex a lot of the guys that are not You know kind of open about it and girls for that matter But you know a lot of guys I hear from are practicing unsafe sex Because they're just so they don't want to have it
They don't want to but then it just builds up so much so much so much They got to do it and maybe they're in a car and they pull over and you know some other guys are feeling that way You know because it's it's rampant especially in this
homophobic land of ours Is in our relationship with with my ex we're now broken up Our intention was to create more passion in our relationship not that it was needed, but We both wanted to but what actually happened is she became more distant and separate
Yeah, wanted to date the guys in the yeah and pumping me So your sex life was good Yes, you were dogmas and you had good sex and for how long Okay
Well when you're starting monogamous and that's where she's at That's not long enough To introduce this new concept of sharing this new thing that you know Involves three of you. I mean I'm not saying it can't work, but it can work right away
When you're with a polyamorous woman It could you know, but six months. It's like she's thinking oh, oh this guy, you know, he's not really into me That's what a lot of women think who don't understand polyamory. They think oh You know, he wants to be with a guy or he wants to be with somebody else
And then if they go the mind goes back to he wants to be with a guy, you know, and I think a polyamorous woman Might think that but it's more likely that she would think yeah, he's polyamorous Maybe we'll work this out Yeah, no, she was more in the place of understanding it was about opening up her sexuality and feeling more free as
a feminine woman, okay But she didn't want to She was like that intellectually With you
Yeah, so the relationship ended and now she has all these different guys that she's been flirting with they're talking to or hanging out with and And now I'm stuck and so here's the second part to my question. Yes now I can't ejaculate without thinking about her with another guy. Ah now we come back to the cuckold fantasy
Which you don't like. I think you should just embrace all of it I think it's great to it's very bonobo all of it and you're fighting it when you fight your sexual fantasies Then they become more powerful. It's game of thrones between What you think you should do and?
What your libido wants you to fan it to feel? Not necessarily do you don't have to act on everything you feel but if you fight your feelings and you say no I don't I don't really feel that I don't want to feel that then you'll feel that a lot So, you know, yeah, it's pretty normal and common for a guy like you in this position
especially since now she is Seeing other guys is she seeing more than one guy at once is she having sex with different guys or just one anymore a serial monogamous You know, I mean, let's just put it this way even with our so-called monogamy in our culture
There's a lot of people having sex with different people somehow they work it out, but a lot of people want to call themselves monogamous and They and they don't want to have it all happen at once like you do So you're thinking about her that's fine. You might as well
But at the same time and it's masturbation month you should think about her for masturbation, right? Do you masturbate? Of course you do everyone does They don't they're a lot a lot actually a lot Too much for your taste
It depends Masturbation is a beautiful thing. It's a gift as Diogenes the great Greek philosopher said would to God that I could rub my stomach to allay my hunger No, you can't do that. You got to actually go out and eat food, which is expensive with your sex drive
You can just rub your, you know Your skin Somewhere and it'll feel good and I mean, you know if you rub it in a place that feels good And then you know you can allay your sexual hunger in that beautiful
cost-free way unless you have expensive Sex choice like the Sybian I played with over My Dom con weekend shout out to Sybian bunny Sybian Bunny Lambert actually is a name, and I think it's the same one that
It trains horses Rides horses anyway, but it makes sense because a Sybian is like a Vibrating horse you might like it. I'm sure you've never tried it You talk on the microphone when you speak. Thank you
Thank you Right stable threatened Anyway Sybian it's like the thing you ride on you can like adjust the speeds and everything right?
Yeah, you can adjust the speeds right I always start slow and build it up, okay, and So my microphone, okay now it's better. Okay, so anyway Michael Yeah, I think you should enjoy your masturbation time and also make sure that you get out of the house
You know and meet new ladies and maybe met and And try to connect with someone who believes in polyamory and if you just so happen to fall in love with someone who doesn't
And you really want to stay with that person. I would I would give it a little more time than six months So there's Different advice for different possibilities, okay Yeah
Did you have any other questions for me? Is that does that take care of you? Yeah, that takes her okay Michael chin up. You sound a little mopey. I think it's great. You're very bonobo to be a polyamorous man and I'm all for it and I'm all for the honesty. So good luck and let us know what happens. Okay
All right. Thank you. All right. You so that was Michael and You know, he sounded a little mopey, but he'll masturbate and feel better and you know, I think Whatever turns you on is okay. It's the erotic theater of the mind You know, it's not like you're actually doing it
I mean think about the people that create game of thrones what they fantasize about awful but You know as long as they don't do it, I guess it's okay although I kind of fault them because they are putting all that violence out there for us to
consume with our Sex organ brains whoo and it's it's nasty. It's nasty what Hollywood does to us much nastier than what porn does to us Okay, you got that brothers and sisters. That's my belief
Porn doesn't rot your brain Hollywood films do You know with all the murder and mayhem there's Rarely a snuff film
Rarely any murder and mayhem and there's none in porn and the violence that is there is all very consensual True when they have anal sex. They don't show you the Buildup they don't show you all the stuff that it takes to get into that and even into regular sex It's not just wham wham wham wham wham. So that's a little
artificial, but Hollywood. Oh All that killing by superheroes. Why can't these superheroes have sex? Well, they do in Axel Braun parody movies, so Anyway, if you want to see superheroes have sex just want just Google your favorite superhero and porn or Axel Braun Who is the son of our good dearly departed friend Lossy Braun who created?
Loops sexual loops. That's right Okay, so I think that was an interesting call well for me I mean maybe not for everybody and Michael was kind of mopey, but I Like him because he's very bonobo, and he wants to have an open honest relationship
So yes, tell Phoenix the call because she keeps on writing comments about our previous Michael give us a call don't want to read her comments to you sure Is he fighting it because he's been programmed by society for so long to not accept the situation is Wait, wait, let's just hear or is that that's what she wrote? That's the first time she wrote another thing
Okay, so yes, of course. He's fighting it for that reason. You're absolutely right mistress Phoenix He is fighting it because society programs us that we should be monogamous and you know if you don't have a little give in your monogamy is
Very hard to do that. It's not natural Monogamy is not natural to any apes and humans are apes You know gorillas have harrams orangutans play the field common chimps
they have sex with all all different partners and You know they go into heat now bonobos They also have sex with all different partners and a lot of quote-unquote gay sex. They're very bisexual
So there that's why I said Michael's like a bonobo in that he wants to do with a guy and a girl and I guess he wants his primary relationship to be with the girl I guess Or maybe just figures you got to get the girl first and then the guy
Whatever or or maybe he is fighting it's so much that he's thinking well Maybe I'll really like this one and not want to do it with the sharing part. I like that sharing That's so euphemistic. See in my day. We called it swinging or you know, then the technical term becomes polyamory But sharing sounds very bonobos like sharing food sharing sex
But practice safe sex especially if in your in the south because you you're gonna be killed if you get an abortion You know so and I mean I mean safe sex for disease, but also for pregnancy. It's You got to use your birth control. They're gonna take that away from us too by the way not yet They're working on Roe v. Wade first
But but it just seems like a handmaid's tale is around the corner if we don't fight for our rights as Individuals and politically so thank you mistress Phoenix for joining me on that another comment She said I mean if he's turned on by the idea why don't embrace it and enjoy it. There's nothing wrong well, you're right mistress Phoenix and I guess if he were your client in your
Dungeon, maybe you'd spank him for his attitude You know, I might even spank him because I love spanking as you can see in spanking art There's a lot of pictures of me giving spankings a few of me Receiving a spanking here. I am giving a spanking. Oh, don't show the boobs here
but this is a Hot ass right here. So I think you can show this on Facebook, but I'm not sure it's just ass cheeks But I love to give a spanking, but of course it's got to be consensual and Maybe that's what he might like. I'll see if he calls in again and ask him
He does seem very torn and a lot of the people that like spankings are Very conflicted about what they want to do versus what they feel society expects them to do and
And he certainly is trying he said twice He doesn't want to have the share in fantasy. That's number one and the desire and he doesn't want to think about his ex-girlfriend having sex with other men and His brain is not cooperating
because that's how it is and you know mistress Phoenix speaks a very common-sense truth, but
Society is not like really top with common sense really. It's not I mean the fact that we are possibly going to make abortion a punishable buying by execution This woman who says every life is precious and then the next day a man is executed in Alabama
Every life every human life is precious. Not those chickens and cows. No Human life, but that was a human life that she just snuffed out because he participated in in a murder Which is terrible when he was 19
And now they murdered him Revenge is what it is. It's a terrible thing an abortion is a medical procedure That women undergo
Because they have to they don't do it because they want to they do it because they have to it's not a Kind of a frivolous thing No, so anyway Thank you mistress Phoenix. I would like it if you would call in but I understand, you know sometimes
It's hard to use your phone as a phone is what I find in this world Who could have thought right who could have thought but if you out there would like to use your phone as a phone And give us a call Follow the bonobo way
Graphic recording, but the last thing I thought was kind of odd about Michael's situation was that he had to like he never really Checked out a polyamorous club because I'm from Texas and there's a lot of Polyamorous people there that are very open about it and he's in Austin. Yeah, which is even more open. It is
That's what I thought was weird. It's like he's in a small town in like Tennessee or something True. I did he's in a college town too. Austin is a huge college town. He did seem Well, and that's when when I asked him, you know, have you done this? Have you gone to a munch or a party?
For polyamorous and he he just said well, I really don't want to be this way That's when he said that for the first time. He did not want to be this way But it seems like it'd be more ethical for him to acknowledge that he needs that to be able to continue a relationship Because that's why they keep on ending is because of this fantasy. He can't get rid of
Yeah, like why doesn't he just start off with a woman? That's okay with that Maybe because he likes celebrating masturbation month every day of the year Michael. Well, I mean, that's okay It's okay Michael to do that. But you know, we're just trying to say that if you really want Sharing
Then go for it and and go, you know for a woman who Already says that that's what she likes. It's much easier than trying to convince her No matter how good you are and everything
Right. All right, so the number to call is six two six four six one That's right five nine five zero six two six four six one five nine five zero and You can also call one eight six six two eight nine seven ohs
Six eight. Don't be late. Call now because if you're late, we're not going to take your call and then it'll be time for You know professional private sex therapy See, maybe you're too scared to call because
There goes the private music Because you think I don't want everybody here in my business and I understand that and If that's how you feel then you should call us for private therapy Don't call the 800 number though. That's cheap because you're gonna have to pay for the therapy anyway, you know, it's
It's something that we do professionally and you're basically paying I mean you're paying for a lot of things you're paying for focused help You know and privacy Michael's not getting focused help. We're kind of talking about his issues in a way that hopefully does help him
I don't want to not help him, but it's not Therapy therapy where we really focus on him You know because hey We want to focus on you
Well, we want to go on to another call. I thought we had another call, but we don't so I'll give that number out again 626 461 Five nine five zero or one eight six six two eight nine seven oh six eight
You can ask us a question Or tell us a story or share a fantasy or an opinion It can be an opinion Michael kind of did all of those you can do all of those, you know I used to do a show where I took calls all the time and
well You know that was when I was on radio though And I was getting a lot of audience through the radio show as well as public access you remember public access Yes, indeed you do if you're old enough
They don't have it anymore, which is sad because much as the internet is full of I Don't know possibilities. It's just not the same as public access TV so Here I am
Ready for your call. So in the meantime, I will just Talk to shit Yeah, so how do you feel about the fact that your great state of Texas is trying to I mean a lot of people a lot of People I don't know how far they are along and I don't know
You know if you've got a governor like Alabama governor Kay IV Who really? It's like she wants it she likes to sign death sentences, you know, execute him and and you know
Then make her libel for murder But Texas does have a bill that they're trying to push That would make abortion Murder that would make you if you get an abortion
at any time even if you're raped even if It was your daddy Even if you're a child
You can't get an abortion and that's what's Like I said scatter shotting all over the South and I you know, I'm not really gonna get an abortion at this point but I I just Like to think of the young people
Even though I don't even have children, but I I wonder what are you going to do? That's what I'm kind of freaking out about like when you kind of hear these things being proposed you think to yourself Oh, we're not that backwards. We're not going to go back to the Stone Age like that, but then now that it's actually Probably going to affect. That's just fucking crazy to me
You know, that is one of the problems is that a lot of the young women just think it is so absurd Yeah, because they have grown up with abortion they have They had they have just known that that's always there Roe vs. Wade was in 73 or the early? Yeah, so it's kind of like wow
They were more progressive in the 70s and that's like well, they were Is that right Max? We can actually blame some of Bernie's followers Bernie's followers. Yes, of course who voted for Trump oh
You Bernie guys yeah, but we like Bernie I like Bernie I don't like their followers his followers are full of shit. I don't know. They're just people. No, they're not just people They just made this possible Well, the reason we have this is because these people voted for Trump
Well, it's because a lot of people voted for Trump. Yes, but if the these guys not that he won Hillary actually won Bernie's a huge amount of Bernie's people voted for Trump The fact the funny part is Trump's probably responsible for many abortions. That's the funny part. Yes. Yes. He is we know he is and
He just likes the way the religious right You know Deals to him like a king. He doesn't like that. It keeps him in office These are the people that keep him right? Well, that's what I mean. I like religious fanatics
Right, like pins. He seems at the time that hasn't been responsible for an abortion. I Would be surprised because he likes men probably mostly with getting with men. So yes, so he wouldn't be yeah Probably not and he has like 47 children or something like that Really crazy amount. I mean folks. This is another thing about these so-called pro lifers
That's probably they are so concerned about the child being born, but once the child is born Then what he's gonna go through systematic orphanages and grow. I mean, they don't want his family to have any money They don't want Him to even have lunch or her they
certainly don't want him or her to have clean air water Unlivable environment, I mean yeah birth all these babies and then let them die and floods and fires and from just plain old breathing That is
is where a lot of these people seem to be at and I mean if I'm wrong if you think I'm wrong give me a call that that's something you can do it You don't have to agree with me Having children's horrible for the environment just awful
It's awful for the planet So if you think that your sperm is worthy enough to have 40 children, then that's just so narcissistic Yes, well, I mean I know I I don't know I I don't like to say that myself because I Don't have children and I think it's wonderful when people do and they're great parents
And be a point where you could be called excessive, right? Well, yeah, I exactly you know the 47 or like the Duggers Really, I mean come on I feel over the Duggers the Duggers. I've heard of that They're like TLC reality shows. Yeah, we're fundamentalist Christian, right, right? And are they still married? Oh, yeah, definitely Jim Bob is the guy's name and Jill
But there was one set of Baby makers that I think got divorced or something. Oh, no, but them the oldest dugger kid molested his dog The other sisters when they were sleeping Oh, and that the dad tried to bury that and then it recently came not good for ratings
No, so their whole show got canceled Well, the religious people are doing all of those things that they're against it to show that how hypocritical You know they are yeah, they're sick. They're not even hypocritical They are sick people who have been brainwashed from the moment they came out of some moments cunt
Back of all those kids the church grabs you Pulls you out and the minute they pull you out. They start throwing water on you telling you about gonna hell scaring the shit out of you It has nothing to do with reality
But the thing that makes me even more angry about is it's making something that is I feel like it could be good Religion's a good thing, especially, you know Christianity in a way like there's good Values in there, but just these people are fucking it up Jesus has good Jesus. That's what I'm saying. He's Christianity has no value Christianity sucks, but Jesus is cool
Can we agree on that? That's what it? Well, that's what it comes down to all of those, you know charismatic guys are cool and women it's You know, it's basically
Farming yeah all comes down to farming. Oh, I'm just trying to say I mean religion before farming. I think was You know, there were spirits and you would kind of appreciate the spirits and maybe worship them or maybe just Have lunch with them, you know, but to fear them like that. I think that came about with with farming
with owning property and people and Animals, you know owning things owning things and living beings and
Religion Kind of supervises that That's what religion does and they try to get these charismatic people to be in charge of their religion And yeah, I mean like Jesus or Joel Austin
No, Joel Austin is more like Paul, but worse, but Paul was the PR guy for Christianity and anyway, I Guess yeah, I mean religion has has been hijacked by Capitalism by farming
If they were more like Jesus like actually practice what he you know did in the Bible then the world would be so fucked up I feel well, it depends on what Bible reading you're doing I mean, I guess I do believe that Jesus was married and that he had sex But it's not really in the Bible. No
Bible is I don't know. He's not Having sex so well Jesus is more like Bernie Sanders in Donald Trump. We disagree Bernie Sanders has sex. No, I know I'm a cute wife I like Bernie. Yeah, he's tall, too. Is he tall? Yeah, he's six and tall
He's always stupid. I think that guy has been stooping since he was born on the basketball team in college He's stooped in shot Yeah, well, but they're there the Democratic Party is
Obliterating Bernie and that's why his burners were so angry And I don't think it was a good thing that they voted for Trump some of them or that some of them stayed home And didn't vote at all they didn't want to vote for Hillary because They knew that Hillary had kind of pushed them out and she did and and they still want to push Bernie out
and they're pushing him out and So they're doing that partly because they have flooded the election with candidates all kinds of candidates many of which have taken Bernie's message and
That's kind of a good thing, but it dilutes His power of course when there's all these candidates some of which I like like Elizabeth Warren and Tulsa Gabard but then there's
Biden So Are we gonna blame if I don't vote for Biden? We're gonna lose. We're gonna lose, right? So I mean I have abortions. We're gonna have no abortions. We're gonna have a lot of rights
Why is it is a real is a real big old abortion by the way? You know we did it last time Yeah, did it the last time we voted for the two of the worst of the two evils We voted of the worst evil. Why didn't I vote it for Hillary? Yeah, and she was an evil
I think Hillary was an evil and speaking of which her husband is Here To celebrate masturbation month
With the dr. Susan block Institute because of course he was the one that fired Dr. Joycelin elders when she suggested that masturbation should be taught in the meantime In the mean I want to clarify that though. I had not like taught like here's how you went kids No, she just wanted it to be
Mentioned and maybe described as something that is a form of safe sex and He fired her for that and that was wrong. I guess you know I I Will vote for the lesser of two evils. I do that
but right now it's a primary and I Believe in she won purity she won what is happening right now as we speak We are becoming a dictatorship
Yes, we are. Yeah, that's what there are things going on Nadler said there are things going on in Washington that for the first time I hear the major media Say we have a problem. Yes, we have a serious problem with this man But the major media was one of the causes of this problem. That may have been but now they're talking about it. Yeah
No, no, I know I know the latest is is the way he's obstructing justice with The Mueller report only him Is the Attorney General right? It's the Senators. Well, they're doing what he wants them to do He has taken over the government
Yes, he's a dictator Yes, that's what people think that's why they like him because he's so entertaining He's so entertaining the only way Biden can be entertaining is the way he fluffs up young girls hair and that's obnoxious and It's it's rough. It's rough for these other candidates to be as entertaining
as him Um, I had a question. Do you see you don't see this? I am now. Well, should I point this in the direction of Facebook? No Oops, can you see the dunce cap? I thought that was the moving camera. It's now no longer a moving camera Okay, I have a question that might be a little bit more light-hearted than the previous conversation
But I don't know this is a serious show. Okay, go for it Let's see how long we can be light-hearted out of all the primaries You know I'm very no primaries all the candidates that are up in the primaries out of the Democratic Party Who's dick or nude photo? Do you want to see in the Democrats and the Republicans?
He's dick. Do I want to see all of them? I don't have to choose like It's a silly question come on I think that's what you should answer since you came up with I don't I would see all of them I would see any of them that want to be seen
You know, that's like fascinating. I don't know. I I'm not Getting him down to see any of them in particular I guess I Don't want to see him any of you don't want to see it. See I want to see all of them
I want to see him rounded up. You don't want to see anyone. I want to see him rounded up shackled And brought to where they belong and that's prison. Even the Democratic candidates. No the Republicans Oh, no, no, no, but she was asking about the Democratic. I don't want to see anybody's dick There's some women running. There's some women running. I look at mine all the time. There's some women
Well, I think Tulsi Gabbard is the sexiest woman and I like her a lot and I guess You know What's her name? Who's the former Attorney General? Not an Attorney General, but yeah the Attorney General of California Kamala Harris. She's very sexy and
She has recently said that she believes that sex work Should be decriminalized on a radio show. She said that but she has a history Prosecuting right. She has a history of prosecuting sex workers and Back page
Well, right, but we were talking about who was sexy I guess who's pussy or who's the third party candidate and You already see Cory, what's his last name Cory Booker Booker's dick. It's on his neck Just like Jeff Bezos, okay, so this is probably why we're not in
Amazon right now, although we will be selling the book in Amazon, but they wouldn't publish it It's because you know bring that up here show Jeff Bezos. Okay. Here's Jeff Bezos. This is dickpick Come look There he is look at him any cute
Can you get it looks like a moon not shining too much right back? He's going to live on the moon Right and as I've said many times I love bald men with big ideas. I do But sometimes they can be very funny-looking. I mean, especially when they shave their whole head I like a little bit of hair if you have any
Although if it's because you just don't have any then that's cool, but the shaving business reminds me of medieval slaves, I don't know But hey, it's cool. I mean whatever floats your boat, but then you kind of look like a dickhead. Okay Maybe you're not a dickhead
so what I don't know and Don't forget I grew up with men with long hair. Oh, I don't want to lay on the magazine But I will lay next to the magazine. Yes, indeed okay, so
I did tell you who's who I thought was sexy, which I guess means You know, I would like to see them in a nude spread But I I don't know. Yeah, I mean Bernie not so much at night on masturbation
His wife is kind of cute. She's a little bit voluptuous Curious to see what Bernie's working with Was but Bernie's organ is working with oh working with oh Yeah, what what is what he's really the day doesn't mean anything. It's just like
Well, Trump has lost his dick completely here. He he had a little Mushroom pee-pee with Yeti pubes speaking of Yeti That's how Stormy Daniels described his penis as a mushroom Kind of a little mushroom with Yeti pubes
Yeti implying I guess white like the Yeti abominable snowman and Anyway, now we had that but now we've removed his dick completely and he is just a big banana Nazi
He's a Nazi and fucking Nazi. Okay Everybody should understand that. Okay. We understand that not see Well father was in the KKK Wherever he's a Nazi
All right Well, yeah, he says there are you know people about nothing funny about him Well, I mean, I think there are funny things about him But but we're doing a funny show max. I'm not doing no you're not okay
You're you seem very upset. Well, there's stuff going on out there. Yeah out there And I have a little bit of media Yeah, and there's thousands and millions of us. Yes, and I think we have to speak up Maybe you should show yourself on Facebook
I don't need to be on camera. Well, you know and we need to stop this man and stop all the little hitlers behind him Yes, I think so too, but but it's they're getting worse They are worse. They are worse. They're getting worse. The Mueller report was just Not very it didn't pack any punch
Mueller just hunted. No, and then the Attorney general just took it and turned it into a big lie, but I'm sorry. I don't agree with that Actually, the Mueller report is the indictment. They're going to use To prosecute him when he comes out of office. He has given them all the ammunition
Well, they certainly prosecuted Bill Clinton didn't prosecute far less. They didn't prosecute each time They didn't beat him. They impeached him tried. They did impeach him. They just didn't They didn't fire him from his
Comments Anger give me some anger Max read the one about yourself. Can you read them on I can't read it here? I'll read it to me. Um, I don't think very many Bernie supporters voted for Trump. No, you're wrong Who's that guy speaking all that nonsense? Let me tell you what is about 30% of
Bernie supporters voted For Trump You know, I Don't know if that's true
That's true. That's why I don't know I don't I don't have that statistic I am trying to tell you that well, you're trying to but what am I an idiot? Well, come on sweetie. Well, you're my husband. Well, what are you saying? Let's have a that's a fact That's a fact. Yeah, that's I don't know
30% may not 30% voted look it up Okay, somebody should look it up. Not me. I'm sitting here on the show Okay, a huge amount of people voted for him a lot of people were turned off by Hillary and I understand this but look what they gave me right. They gave me this Nazi
Well, so I'm not happy with them. No, what should I be thrilled with the liberals and the Progressive well, I'm not either but I'm upset with liberals now for pushing Bernie out Give Bernie a chance Bernie is not getting Bernie's cheeks for the bear. He is not getting any traction He's not now well because way down
And this is why the Bernie supporters got angry last time because is because he had lots of traction But he doesn't this time That's because they ran on this time. He really you know that Thousands and thousands of people down now now he is he was number one before he was number one
Way above the others way above them. That was still that was then that was then Well, we're gonna lose again We're gonna lose again it could be this kind of nonsense. Well, it could be I'm certainly not a happy happy about Biden. He's even well, let's not let's not let's not even a woman
Let's not tear down the only a chance that we might have of beating this fucking Nazi That's in the White House Ah Like I said, I will vote for the lesser of two evils and I guess that's Biden, but I hate Biden
Biden is disgusting. He's voted He's voted enthusiastically for every single war. He is so in all the corporation's pockets He loves Wall Street. He doesn't like women very much except to play with their hair
They are all in the pockets of the ammunition suppliers and the military industrial complex Yeah, so now now we have to vote for the person that kills less people Out of all of those people isn't that just depressing No, what's depressing is that we allowed a man a Nazi to go into the White House. Yes. That's
No, it's depressing. It's depressing. That's depressed. I signed up voters with dominatrix is against Donald Trump we are Determined to defeat Donald Trump It ain't easy
It ain't easy when the media is always in his pocket and whose pocket in Donald Trump's pocket They are they're always covering him who yes because he is always covering because he's president of the United States No, no, they didn't cover Obama like that. They cover every move every sentence every lie They just run it all over and his people love when they complain about him
They love when they come when they when the media complains about it. It's like they go. Yeah Trump's sticking it to him. The New York Times just stuck it to him Mueller just stuck it to him all the liberal papers stuck it to him the only people that are You're making this up because the only people that are
Rowing him and not calling him a liar and an idiot and a fuck up Are the right wing media? That's the only ones They may be fine him and then they say he's an idiot. Look what he's doing is a fucking clown Yeah, but not supporting it but people a lot of his supporters. They just eat that up
A lot of his supporters are 25% Okay, you seem so of the like this debate. Yes. I like this debate You like this. I like this debate because I've been watching what's going on I've been a dumb con, you know among the dogs. Well, okay, you've been there
I've been there and watching the country go down the drain It is going down the drain. So and it's not happy partly the Democrats that are letting that happen They're not impeaching him. They should just impeach him They own the they can't in the house of representatives. They cannot impeach him
They could they can't they impeach because the Senate Has to be on the bandwagon and the Senate. No, they don't they can impeach him The Senate makes him resign. The Senate is the ones that says, okay, you got to clean out your desk They did not say that to Clinton that's true, but the house of representatives which was in those days
1998 it was owned by he's not going to be impeached to what He's gonna come out of office. They're gonna fucking arrest this. Yeah, but is he ever gonna come out of office? Like you say if he wins again He or even if he doesn't he'll he'll say he won remember that then he might just stay there
It might take a long time to get it out of there. I can't believe it. We're almost over. We're gonna remove him He's gonna be removed Well, that might be what it comes down to no, no, we are going because he doesn't want to leave We are going to remove him you and I every one of us
Okay, because the election is coming up and if you're fucking around with Bernie and this one I don't like this one and this one here. You got to be with the person who's gonna win That's it. Well, he had he was at the top and I hate Biden. I do I Love Biden if he can
If you can take this guy out of there, he'll let abortion Be repealed overturned in all these places. He'll let Roe v. Wade be overturned He loves Republicans Biden. He said I love Dick Cheney. He's a friend of mine I think that's very
It's disgusting Okay, well, I think it's disgusting Dick Cheney is I don't think you should be tearing down the Democrats Okay, because there's nobody else. There's nobody else Bernie can't make it
Freedom Party can't make it. None of them can make it. So if we go around and America is not ready for Socialist and America is not ready for socialism America is ready for socialism. No, all those people at Bernie's rallies thousands. They're ready for socialism That's why the house brought in socialists like
AOC I mean America is ready. It's the corporations Wealthy that are the country are wealthy arts ready. It's the pockets of the country that are ready I mean that are ready the rest of the country ain't ready. Let me tell you they want their cars
They want their money. They want to exploit That's it. Well, that doesn't paint a very pretty picture. It's not a future of the earth It's not a pretty picture. So I'll see you in office. It's not a pretty picture. No. Yeah, no We got a lot of problems next episode
We should have people peeing on something or something fun because I find this was the darkest episode Yeah, no, it isn't it's a darker episodes, but it's a dark issue No, I know but we talked about a woman dying at the beginning at the hands of her slave. Yeah, you know, it's been pretty like bummer
Even Michael seemed a little depressed you did that's what I'm saying everything was just kind of like Sad melancholy Max is very very angry. I mean I I guess I I don't know I didn't know you're so angry about Bernie supporters. I told I'm still a Bernie supporter Oh, you could be a Bernie supporter and I'm an Elizabeth Warren support. You know what's gonna happen. We're gonna burn, baby. I
Would like by two minutes to take some of Bernie's Policy ideas if he is going to be the front runner. That's the problem because Bernie doesn't know how to play the game He makes in Stop arguing with me everybody
I like him all right you people, okay, listen. I've only got a minute. It's my show. So fuck you all Okay, I am so mad and you know We've been talking about death and destruction and I wanted to talk about how great Dom Conn was and how great our Spanked magazine is and have a happy masturbation month. I wanted to be to have some positivity
Well, we only took up the whole fucking show talking about bad Bernie supporters You're still taking it up Stop you can take it up in bed Where you might not, you know
Get what you usually get. I don't know. It's all related. That's why we have Trump sex disorder when people You know they fight sometimes you work it out with sex. That's the bonobo way. Maybe that's what we'll do Hopefully that's what we'll do. Hopefully we won't keep fighting. So, you know, it's good to have an argument every once in a while We don't agree about everything. I'm very pro Bernie max is I don't know
He's he doesn't like Bernie's supporters or Bernie that much Well So we got to get rid of the fucking banana brain presidents we gag him with a banana, but he's still president and Yeah, thank you Jeffrey valence for your fabulous P-pad and
Thank you dominatrix is against Donald Trump To defeat Donald Trump and we will come together You know, maybe we'll just elect a banana I mean, that's would be as good as Biden and certainly better than Trump to just elect an actual banana. So
Betsy Betsy would be a better president, you know, really, let's let's run Betsy Okay, we are we have to wind it up or do we have more time? No, no, you said yes. Yes. Go ahead. Yes Okay, so be good You know, try not to hurt anybody don't kill anybody. Okay, don't shoot anybody and let people have abortions
Right. I mean, you know, these men they don't care and these women They obviously want to stick it to their sisters. So stand up for your sisters and for the men who support us and let us be free, right and Vote this bastard out. I say impeach him now. That's what we have the power to do and
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