Hoop Magic in the Trumpocalypse

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oh my goodness, goddess, oh, what a week it's been. Things are even crazier and Nazi-er

than last Saturday. Yeah, it's amazing. The Nazis are on, I don't want to do that. I could be arrested in Germany, which is probably a good thing for doing the so-called Roman salute, which is

the Nazi salute, and yes, Adolf Trump, yeah, he's exploding

with white rage. It's not quite a nuclear bomb, and we need to be grateful for that. We really, really seriously do, right? It's just a guy going bananas, so to speak. Actually, you should have a banana instead of doing all that talking and raging.

You need a banana. Well, you've at least got your penis pacifier in Adolf Trump, and exciting news, sort of. Steve Bannon is off the island. Let's look at that island picture, Harry. Let's get that

New York Post Island picture. Right. Off the island. Steve Bannon, where are we? Do we have Harry? Oh, there we go. Yes, see, we've got the Mooch crossed out. We've got

Priebus crossed out. And of course, I crossed out Bannon today with a little Nazi sign. A little swastika, kind of my effort at that. And yeah,

he's gone. I suppose it's a victory for the resistance, huh? Big baby. It's a victory. It's a victory, but you know, it's hard to celebrate these days.

I mean, Trump has taken off his mask to reveal the mustache, right? Showing himself to be at least as racist as Stephen Bannon. So actually, my feeling is he just doesn't need him anymore. Bannon was the racist in the White House, and now, you know, Trump,

you can't really beat his exploding white rage. I don't think. Well, you probably could be. You could, you could, you could. But in any case, Steve Bannon, you're fired.

Let's get another picture of Steve up there. There he is. OK. I have funnier pictures of him. Where did that one case where it's not more of the Marrier?

You know, so Steve Bannon is a good look at that. Oh, go fuck yourself, Steve Bannon. And you know what? I know that sounds really crude and in a way it is even for me,

but he can already he can already suck himself, right? Sure. And according to the mooch, he can send the mooch knows I you know what? I trust the mooch more than most of these clowns

from the Trump clown posse. So, yeah. And now Bannon will have time for both, as well as being your Lenny Riefenstahl,

which is, of course, what he really wants to be for Adolf Trump, Lenny Riefenstahl. You know who she was. She was the one who did the films for Hitler.

Yes, I can't believe we're talking about Hitler in such a kind of casual way. This is supposed to be like a Rubicon that you don't really cross with people of modern times.

But they've I guess these people have crossed it and this person who's president has crossed it. So we have to. It's it's really kind of it makes me feel dirty.

And, you know, being the dirty girl that I am, that takes a lot. Speaking of dirt, apparently Steve Bannon shares his former boss's interest in golden showers. What? Yes, indeed.

He told the American prospects that his enemies in the White House are wetting themselves. Oh, yeah. Wetting themselves. That's right.

And, you know, he's gone, but there are other toxic Nazis and KKK people still in the White House. In fact, I think we should just start calling it the White Supremacist House, right?

I mean, I wonder if he's the awful, but it's sort of what it is these days. I wonder if he's really gone, though. And we could resurrect a statue

of Robert E. Lee in the Rose Garden. And no, Steve Bannon has never gone. He's he's now the Lenny Wreeth install. That's what he's doing.

He's he's being he's going to be at Breitbart and doing what he always does. But, you know, he can do it in his underwear now. So. Yeah.

Well, you know, it's funny. We made this as a dunce hat a few months ago, but the dunce hat is looking more and more like what it really is. I didn't even realize this.

It's a KKK hat, right? I mean, he should have a mask and everything, but then he wouldn't we wouldn't be able to see his Hitler must. Is that photo, though?

I have to ask that photo from this is a photo. OK, this is Jeff Sessions leading a bunch of KKK ladies on a walk. Really? Right.

That's what I heard. Just a local KKK walk. Everything. No big deal. Read on the Internet. You can't.

But we do know that Jeff Sessions has, you know, said that he would support the KKK, except that some of them are pot smokers. He did say that. Oh, he said.

I thought the KKK was OK until I found out they smoked pot. And they didn't have little smokies at their meetings. What dicks? So really? And he's also trying to wage an investigation

into white discrimination in colleges. All right. Now, speaking of discrimination, I discriminate a little bit against my guests. I have to admit I try to talk before they start talking.

But sorry, they've already started. So I guess I'm going to have to introduce them because I can't get through my monologue again. But it's OK.

Actually, I do want to say one thing. You know, a lot of people are saying. What is that phone? It's the phone is also interrupting me.

I'm full of interruptions right now. So I do want to say I really appreciate that all of these, you know, Republicans as well as Democrats and people that are really

what I would call, you know, white supremacists like Orrin Hatch, you know, are coming out against Nazis. I mean, yeah, isn't that like the lowest bar and the KKK to just come out against Nazis and the KKK?

But apparently our adult Trump in the White House can't do it. And Jeff Sessions is still there. He's hanging in there.

And we got to watch out for him because a lot of these people that say that we no longer have slavery. In America, I think that's a little bit of wishful thinking. Because now we have something

that's a little bit of a twist on the old plantation. It also begins with P. It's called prison. And that's what we've got now.

We've got a prison industrial complex, a PIC and more and more private prisons. Private prisons. That's a plantation where you get people.

You can lock up and chains or whatever the modern way is. And, you know, get pretty much free labor. And pretty much have it all subsidized by the government. So you, of course, want to keep your prisons full.

And that is one of the growing industries in America. And, you know, it was bad under every president since I've been alive, including my great love, Obama, but, you know, the prisons increased.

And certainly under. Adolf Trump, the grand imperial wizard. And his his little attorney general, Jeff Beauregard, sessions who ought to be removed

just like one of those statues, really. That's really kind of what he is. But there he is and there he is enforcing the new Jim Crow. And then there are the little enforcers,

the little people who are really not so little because they're armed and dangerous. And these are a lot of our police, not all, not all. But, you know, we talked about Charleston last week.

And one thing that we didn't mention because we didn't really see it last week. We saw the Nazis and we saw some of the anti-Nazis, you know, Antifa, KKK.

We saw these people, terrible murder. But we didn't see much of the police, right? I mean, we saw them, but they were kind of like dressed in their little Robocop outfits, right?

And who are they protecting, mostly each other? You know, right? I mean, they weren't really keeping the people from beating each other and harming each other

and running over each other. And yes, of course, most of the blame, 99%, well, let's say 95% goes to the Nazis and the KKK, the Neo-KKK, all those groups, Vanguard, whatever.

But then another overlapping 10% of the blame does go to the police for not stopping some of these altercations, you know, just standing in between people.

But no, no, they were just sort of protecting each other and letting this happen. And that's pretty scary, especially when, you know, other protests of all sorts, Ferguson, I mean,

I don't know, all these protests, they'll like mow down, you know, dozens of people arresting them, killing them, harming them, just in the name of keeping the peace. But no, not for this little race war we've got here.

And I don't mind getting into my identity politics here. Also a war against women and women's rights. That's what this is. And that's what Jeff Sessions is and he's still in there.

And we have to fight to get these guys out of there. I mean, there's so many of them, you know, Trump is really, of course, the symbol of it all. And we've got to impeach him, but then right behind him

is Mike Pence, who is just a smoother operator. And we'll get this noxious agenda passed more easily. At least Trump is such a clown, you know, he can't get anything passed.

So we're all in a tizzy. I'm in a tizzy, I guess. Max, are you in a tizzy? Hello?

Yeah, oh, sorry. Sorry, I was a little stoned, of course. Okay. Because I have to speak about these very important things.

Steve Bannon doesn't approve of that, Max. What do you think you're doing? Well, you know who is really in a tizzy, and this was a pleasure to watch, I have to say,

the crying Nazi. Oh, he is great. Okay, the crying Nazi. What's his name?

Christopher? Oh, gosh. I should introduce my guest before I introduce the crying Nazi, because he really wet his pants and his face,

you know, with fear over whether he might be arrested because of all of his threats to kill people and brandishing guns and also fighting with people. So anyway, we're going to get into that,

and we're going to get into not just talking about it and processing it and trying to figure out what positive things we can do, but we're also going to escape it

because it's very debilitating. It's a very, very draining of our souls to be assaulted with this every day. And, you know, to some degree,

we have to participate and be good citizens, and to some degree, we have to be good to ourselves and escape and give ourselves a brain vacation or a literal vacation if we're Ivanka and Jared,

we take it when the going gets tough, you know, the tough get going to Vermont for skiing and stuff. No, they don't ski in the summer,

but, you know, somehow they're in Vermont maybe to bother Bernie. Anyway, we're going to take a great little brain vacation and a pleasure trip with our guests tonight.

I'm so excited to welcome back the hoop magician, Shelby. Hello, yes. My name's Shelby Mullen.

I'm a hoop dancer. And she's a hoop dancer, a hoop magician in training, but she does a lot of magic with her hoops. And we're very excited to have you back, Shelby.

You were a surprise guest last time. And now you're really, you know, an official guest. And you're going to really, you know, do the gargantuan task of getting our minds off,

you know, add off Trump. And you're going to do a great little hoop dance for us. I don't think she'll have a hard time. I watched him and they're amazing.

I just want to say that couldn't be more dead on. Why does he look more like Hitler than Trump? I mean, that's what I see. I think he looks more like Hitler than he does Trump

in that mask. I'm like, hey. What's the difference? I don't know.

That's the point. I don't know. That's why we have the hat. So I want to introduce our magic of Murdoch,

Jack Murdoch, the magician who wowed us like crazy. Last time he was here for summer magic. We are so excited to have you back. And we're hoping to fly you with alcohol.

So you can tell us how you did those tricks last week. That was amazing. Yes, thank you for having me back. Oh, we're so excited to have you back

because that really takes our mind off this horror. That's why we have each other. She distracts me with the hoops and then I do the magic and it just goes back and forth.

And of course we've got the real situations going on and we can't disregard that. But she's been teaching her magic lately. Well that is why she is the hoop magician.

She is the hoop magician. I've been watching that. That's why I keep wanting to call her that. The hoop magician.

She's entrained. She's an aspiring magician. We actually just got back from one of the biggest magic conventions in the world.

I saw that. That was amazing. You were freaking people out on the street like everywhere you went.

And then putting on a great show with hoops to make him feel better about it. She's doing good. I'm really proud of her to see where she's going

and I can't wait to see her just do her own magic too. Shelby, we are so excited to watch you grow and spin your hoops around. And we're excited to see some more magic tonight.

We'll go very well with what's going on here. It's magic but it's also very real and raw. It looks dangerous. It involves some dangerous objects.

That you should not let Nazis get a hold of. Orisa, let them sit on. I'm not sure. I'm more like Gandhi than Antifa.

Of course I don't think that there's anything equivalent there. But I go for the bonobo way of peace through pleasure. And most of these Nazis are big sissies

although they are very dangerous. It's a very tough situation there. And to help us deal with it, we have the In the Bunker

podcaster, Rick Beatty. Welcome. Thank you. Thank you for having me.

So Rick is our virgin to the doctor. I most certainly am. To the show anyway. We should remove that chair.

Unless E.Core wants to sit in the chair. E.Core's just standing there. You don't want to sit in the chair? Okay.

I don't like to have empty chairs on my stage. So, hey, welcome Rick. Thank you for having me. My pleasure.

Well, you're a friend of Clemi's. And by the way, I want to say Clemi put the mustache on. Did she?

She did a very good job. On the way. The Donald here. And Delray, of course, has also helped to prepare him

for his, you know, Dr. Susan Block show appearances where we keep him gagged, you know, because he talks too much.

So, you have a podcast in which you can talk about some of these issues. Yep. We talk about them almost exclusively.

It's 80% of the time. Then it's about 20% pop culture. Okay. Yeah.

We sit down and we put together like a rundown and at least 10 topics. If we get to eight of them, or not three of them, I should say,

we're doing very, very well. You know, often I get to the studio and the news has changed in my commute

within an hour to get there. Right? There's something new. Oh, we got to throw that out.

We got to throw that out because this is no longer, you know, pertinent information because this has changed. And this administration is just so completely

and totally unhinged. I know great understatements of all time. It's like you can't be extreme enough in your adjectives to really describe it.

No. Because, yeah, we did think it was kind of over the top last week and then it just goes on a lot more.

It sort of scares me that every time they think, okay, well, this is the death nail with the pussy grab.

And I was like, oh, that's it. And then nothing. Now, this people are making excuses left and right, drawing these sort of morals,

not sort of, actually drawing these moral equivalences. And it just doesn't hold water. You know, people going to protest versus people there with assault weapons.

Where's the argument there? Well, there is no argument because it's not about logic. It's really about feelings

and about most people not being there, just watching it on their computer screen and just, you know, like it's a comic book type movie. Right.

And I don't know. And hate speech doesn't have free speech. It's not possible. When you advocate the killing of other people,

the discrimination and all that, that's not, you can't have that. I think that's where a lot of that gets mixed up. Yes.

When people say, well, it's free speech, you know, kill all the Jews. Yes, that's free speech,

but kill the Jew in the green shirt. And then that's a threat. And if I saw you with a rifle hanging over your shoulder or I'd be seriously worried.

You know, and I think those schools of thought get conflated and confused where they say this is free speech. And it's no, it's not free speech.

The Supreme Court came down last week and said that hate speech is not covered by the First Amendment. You know, I got to say,

I'm not sure where I stand on the free speech because I really cherish free speech. I really cherish freedom of expression. Well, it's one thing.

But I don't think that we should have all these guys, you know, calling for the killing of this person and that person and all of that, as well as walking down the street with all these guns

and, you know, threatening real violence and actually following through and being violent. And, you know, this is where it goes beyond speech,

very much beyond speech. And let's just... It's a clear and present danger. It is. Absolutely.

And I have to say, Trump is disgusting and an asshole and awful. Bang, bang, bang. But, you know,

my fabulous, just idle Obama, he killed a lot of people with his drones. He did. True. And, of course, Bush, George W. Bush,

but senior two, but mostly George W. Bush, invaded Iraq and killed so many people and destroyed their culture pretty much. I guess, you know, I just want to remind us

that that's real and I hope it doesn't come to that. It hasn't totally come to that. I mean, for Heather Hire, it has. Yes, of course.

It has come to that, you know, because every life is precious and that's her life. Yeah. But...

And you have to remember that Bush, by doing that, created ISIS. Yes. After going after, like, the Taliban,

there was a power vacuum in which ISIS emerged. And I think that also gets lost a lot in the... I don't know. And, you know, we keep invading those sands and those lands.

We've been invading them forever, you know, and splitting it up between the Italians and the Germans. You know, everybody had a piece of northern Africa up there, Morocco and, you know.

Yeah. That created the Taliban. That created a lot of hate. Yeah.

And by going into Afghanistan and being there for so long like the Soviets couldn't do it, what made us think that we could do it? Well, here's what makes us think we can do it.

Hubers? With all due respect. Not really, Rick. We're doing it.

It's because the people that wage these wars don't care if they win them or not. Right. They only want to feed that other industrial complex,

the other big industry that's maybe even bigger than the prison industrial complex in the United States. And that would be the military industrial complex, which is all those branches,

but even more than that, the weapons makers. This is really what it's all about. This is American industry. This is really sad.

Yes. That, you know, to quote Adolf Trump, who uses the word sad where it's not sad. Yeah, this is really sad that this is our industry.

Prison and defense, and that isn't really defense. It's just death. It's just the death industry, the military, the bomb industry.

They won. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, I mean, you know, so that to me is the reason

and that is what we're up against. And that to me is why I don't know. I mean, yeah, Trump is threatening and he's doing and he's, he's terrible.

And I just hope we don't just let it just go to Pence. Because where it's going. Yeah. Well, I guess it would be good to have him.

Just to make that statement. That's all right. Then we got a Christian in there who's asked, we're going to kick.

Yeah. Amen. Max. Amen.

A woman and sweetly, but we, you know, we're snowflakes, we're like a storm, like a blizzard. And we're seeing that today that we're surrounding

these Nazis and these criminals, basically. We are. But Pence is tied in with the Russian investigation. Oh, yeah, of course.

So is Ryan. So hopefully we get rid of all of them. Right. It'll come down to hatch.

And so is Sessions. Sessions, yes, absolutely. Yeah, you know, the little KKK elf. And Manafort, they're all tied in.

They are. And, you know, I mean, Russians, hey, like I've often said, I, the thing I despise least about Trump and his administration

is his bromance with the Russians. I mean, there's so many other things that to me are so much worse than making friends with the Russians. And, you know, I mean, we have our own oligarchs.

I do agree with them about that. We do. And they're in his administration. And actually, some of them just quit on him

because he's so awful. Even the oligarchs can't stand it. You know, when the oligarchs are quitting, even though he puts the money in their pocket,

literally, you know, you've got, like, Adolf Trump. That's what you've got. That really signals the beginning of the end

is when the money starts running away. Yes. You know you're down to nothing. He'll be gone by the end of the year.

The money, the power in the money always goes to the winning side. Yep. And yet, I just don't, I mean,

I hope I can, I celebrate. And here in Bonoboville, we use any excuse to celebrate even bad things. But at the same time, just because we get rid

of this lunatic, you know, one thing that he's done, and I kind of hate him for it, but at the same time, it's something, you know, that a magician might appreciate.

He's pulled back the curtain so we can see what these very bad Republican magicians are doing, which is making, we the people feel that they're on our side.

And that is evil. I mean, he's evil too, and he lets his evil all hang out. He can't hide it because he's such a narcissist.

He's such a thin-skinned little weasel. You know, he and that crybaby Nazi are very similar. But, you know, the slick ones, like Paul Ryan

and McConnell and Pence, they're the ones that really almost scare me more because they will get stuff passed, and that stuff is not to our benefit.

So, let's show the crying Nazi. Oh my God. Can we hear him? Oh, he's wonderful.

And I asked them, I said, I've been told that there's a warrant out for my arrest. This is a guy who was threatening to kill all these people.

That I could find this out. With guns, of all kinds. That I could find this out if I wanted to go to a local magistrate or something like that.

But with everything that's happening, I don't think it's wise for me to be, you know, going anywhere. There's a state of emergency, the National Guard is here.

You know, so I don't think it's a good idea for me to go there, frankly. And I don't know what to do. I've emailed Stephen Tenney of the King Police Department.

I'm sorry. Sorry. I have emailed Stephen Tenney of the King Police Department. Okay, not enough of the crying Nazi.

Alright, you can watch more of that on In the Bunker actually. You've got that tape laying on your website. Yes, we played it this week.

Yeah, yeah. So, it's comic relief in a way, but in a way it's really frightening. This is, I mean, let's just say,

he's a fellow human being. We can see that. He's crying. He's scared.

He's not a machine. And he's a Nazi. And he would kill people. And maybe he already has.

And these are our brothers and sisters. And you know, I just want to give a shout out to Counterpunch, which just published my piece,

The Fire and the Fury of the Tiki Torches, about, you know, that whole thing. This was before Trump, it was when he just said,

you know, both sides are of their guilt. It was before he just, you know, blew his white-raged stack. But, yeah, I do feel these Tiki Torches,

which are so, like, silly. And we all use them. And they are supposed to light up our backyards with fun and peace and beauty and silliness.

And they're Polynesian for God's sake. They're not, you know, white. That's all I could think of. Like, I don't know out of all,

but I know there's so many deep issues that lay into that. The first thing I saw that photo, which Max put up when I woke up the next morning in the kitchen, and we have a computer,

and there's this photo of all the guys holding the torches. I'm like, do they know that that's a Hawaiian thing that's a Polynesian thing, that they're really off-face and they all need like little, you know, tribal tattoos

to match their ignorance? It's just so bad. Well, in a way, it's kind of like the way that, you know, Tiki Torches came into American culture in the 1950s.

And it was a, what do you call that? Cultural appropriation. Appropriation, right? Appropriating this.

Plummy, all about that. What's that, with Trader Vicks restaurants? Yeah, yeah, you know, Trader Vicks, all that, you know, the whole Polynesian, Tiki-Tiki look.

That was 50s, 60s after we, you know, kind of bombed them into the Stone Age, literally, including North Korea, but the atomic bombs, of course,

and Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And then we take these Polynesian Tiki Torches and have, you know, some dinner. So, and honestly, you know it's just because

there are a bunch of like cheap frappways. I went to Home Depot and they couldn't afford like anything better, but it just shows like our cultural ignorance that we're having right now.

Like we can't understand. And it shows that... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm not having a culture issue.

You're not because you're good, but you're also not hopping around West Virginia and Tiki Torches, so... No, no, no.

Well, I think... These people are seriously damaged. They've been infiltrated since they were little kids. Brainwashed.

These are brainwashed little kids that will kill. Right. They'll kill. But they are our brothers and sisters.

And... Okay. That's great. Yep, that's right.

And here in Bonoboville, we spank Adolf Trump with the Bonobo way. And we believe in the Bonobo way. And Bonobos are the make love, not war chimpanzees

who swing through the trees as well as with each other. And yeah, they do get into a lot of that bisexuality. And let me just say that when I saw those Tiki boys, I just thought,

this looks like the beginning of a gay porn film. And maybe that's really what it should be. And knowing not exactly those guys, because those guys, I hope, I don't think they are my clients.

I don't have any clients that tell me that they really support the KKK or the Nazis. But I do have a lot of clients in the South. I do have a lot of clients in white middle America

and lower America. And, you know, a lot of them voted for Trump. And I know that they have very, very deep sexual repression. And I use this, you know, kind of example

of repressing their homoerotic feelings because that's a big one. But, you know, even if they're not gay exactly or even bi, they're repressing their sexuality

and they're channeling it into this horror. I mean, just hearing that crying Nazi before he was crying saying, you know, the reason that Trump is really messed up

is because he gave his beautiful daughter to a Jew. You know, that's a sexual fantasy that this guy has. You know that it is. He's fantasizing about Ivanka

and taking her away from the Jew. Or maybe he's fantasizing, you know, if he's one of my clients probably about an African-American man fucking her with a, you know,

15-inch penis and humiliating him while he cries and is handcuffed by the police. You know, so there's a lot of this stuff in the... It's going on through their bloodstreams.

And I guess, you know, I'm not trying to pretend I know what to do about all of this. I think we all have to do our part. And sometimes our part involves

just entertaining and helping people to feel good. Sometimes our part involves analyzing and trying to, you know, point to progressive solutions. And sometimes my part involves, you know,

helping people with their sexuality. And there's a lot of sexual repression, which is why we're not as bonobo as we could be. And yeah, we've all got post-Trump sex disorder, I think,

although we can do something about it. And one thing we can do about it about this feeling of like, uh, sex. How can I have sex?

The world could blow up any minute. You know, and I've got Nazis marching outside. And, you know, I can't, you know, get into the mood while there are ways to get into the mood.

And one of those ways is through the great, beautiful aphrodisiac of dance, especially hoop dance. How'd you like that, Segway?

Yeah, let's have a hoop dance. You're gonna watch this grand wizard, Adolf Trump. And we have Shelby Mullins, who's going to... In order for me to start my dance,

I need to take my shoes off. Okay, and I am going to get rid of my little thing here. Yeah. Can we get this offstage?

You stay here. Can I get this... My lovely assistance. Removed here.

Helping me get my shoes off. I need to get this... Well, no, I'd like to have someone else remove it. How about anyone?

You want to get it? All these people. No one... Oh, really?

You're gonna get it. Okay. Thank you. Thank you very much.

Alrighty then. So, Shelby is back. And, wow, she's got a really sexy outfit on this time. Not that she wasn't sexy before,

but garters and thigh highs. This isn't even new for me. Really? I've never seen this.

Yeah. Well, I'll see you'll thank me. Yeah, thank you. We'll be all thanking you soon.

Yes. Shelby Wallin, hoop dancer. The Dr. Susan Block Show. Live from the Nobleville.

What? Some butt hooping. Nice. Pointy toes.

Oh, come sit here. All right. Yeah. Put your mic.

That was so exciting. You must be... Heart-mothered. Sweating hard.

You got my sweat. Oh, yeah. That was amazing. Thank you.

Thank you, Susie, for having me. Oh, my pleasure to have you. I'm just so entertained. I literally forgot all about the Grand Wizard over there.

I brought you guys. I did. You're in Funky Town. Thought of them again.

We're getting funky. But that was beautiful. That was so beautiful. And that was so much fun.

And that, you know, had us all like, Oh, is she going to drop it? Oh, wow. Never.

You know. Professional never drops the hoop. Very nice. Very nice.

And all those pointy toes. And that, like, split right up in the air. Wow. Lots and lots of stretching.

Wow. So you've been working on this. Yeah. This is a workout.

Back two years of practice. To do all that stuff. Lots of stretching and lots of going out to the beach and practicing moves.

Lots of dropping the hoop over and over. So that routine I made has some of my favorite moves in it. Uh-huh. Is that the first time you've put together those moves in that routine?

Yes. That was. I made a show for the show. Just to get your minds off Trump.

Oh. We'll have a fun time. Did anybody think about Trump while Shelby was dancing? No way.

No one did. No one. We didn't. We really didn't.

I mean, maybe somebody. And I love how the song says we've got to move on. Yeah. And it's totally perfect.

Well, actually, when you did repeat that, I did think of them for a second. And then I moved on. It was like, oh yeah, yeah, we do. That's right.

That's a good thought. We've got to move on. And we do. And we did.

And you know, it's like this life is so exciting. And that's another thing about fucking Trump is that he commands so much attention because we've got him on our little devices and our big devices. And you know, presidents used to keep a distance from our lives that you had to turn on a television

set or read a paper now that he's everywhere. You know, so it's a beautiful thing when someone can successfully distract us and distress us. Really beautiful thing.

Let's have another hand for Shelby. Thank you guys. Thank you so much. So how's your relationship going?

It's amazing. They're still together than it must be. It'll be a year next month on the 17th. So yeah, that's right.

Wow. One whole year of magic and hoops. You guys are the coolest performing couple I've ever met. You both so talented and so cool.

Thank you. So we have to see if he can live up to that presentation. Talented and cool. Okay.

Can you do a trick? With the hoop? Just kidding. Oh, I got something special for you guys.

Do you want to move your chair in? Can we move the chair closer or something here? Yeah, fill in this hole. Fill in the hole, baby.

Yeah, I have something real special for you guys. It's magic. One of my favorite magical effects. The next thing after that is not magic.

It's different. It's the bizarre and unusual. Like we see every day. I have it here.

I'm looking at it right now. I know you guys have been seeing it here on the outskirts here. Okay. Can we show it on the...

Or you know what? I can bring it right to the table. Let's bring it to the stage. Bring it to the stage so it looks so lonely over there by the fan.

Yeah, here we go. It's an apple. Something to do with Adam and Eve. And dental floss.

And razor blades. What? Don't let any Nazis or KKK people near this stuff. I'm already excited.

You have my medical mind turning. What are you doing? I know. What is that?

What is that? Like a big tweezer? Floss? No.

What is that? Actually, you should know what this is. Are we in Southern California? Those would be the most largest roach clips you've ever seen in your life.

Yeah, I get it. I smoke pots. You ban in. So, yeah.

That's for Steve. These are called hemostats. That's how we clip things open. That's how you get things...

To do what you want. Now, I'm going to share something first that's a little different. Maybe someone will help me hold my mic. I would love to.

Or actually, what? I would love this beautiful assistant to hold the mic. You know his rhythms. I'll come sit with Dr. Suzy.

I want to get involved. Oh, thank you. We both match each other. Sexy-ness.

Oh, yeah. Sexy-ness. Sexy-ness. Okay.

Now, when we look at everything, we can find these little worlds in it, right? We can look at anything on the floor in the sky. I'm going to try something with just a box of floss, okay?

Box of floss. And, for instance, if we use just one piece, let's use about three inches. What is that about as long as...

Not even as long as Trump's dick, huh? No. And it seems like you have a lower budget this time. Last time you had rope.

Now you just have these little floss. Yeah, well, you see where we're going right now with our economy. True story. But that's actually an overstatement for his dick.

I want to throw that out there. Actual size, yeah. Let this represent an individual life, though. Our life is separate.

But with that life, we have our guardians, our parents, mothers and fathers, right? And then if we don't have that, we have, well, brothers and sisters,

siblings, brothers and sisters. Maybe you don't have that. So you go out and you make friends. And between those friends and strangers,

you make lovers. And with those lovers, sometimes you make newcomers. Maybe one. Newcomers, Max, not cucumbers.

You know, breaking off into the world just like you, right? And sometimes you don't have those. You've got pets. You've got to keep those in mind, too.

Wow. They're all little pieces of floss. And they do always say everything and anything. We are.

We're just a combined effort of everything and anything we've ever met or seen. I'm going to take all these other pieces separate than ourselves. Watch carefully.

And now magic isn't what exactly keeps it together. But magic is what lets us know all in this. Together. Because all in all is all we are.

Wow. Just like the bonobo way. Yeah, yeah, we're all in this together. And we're all connected.

We're all one string. That's amazing. That's amazing. No, no, that's magic.

That's magic. What's magic? What I'm about to show you isn't quite magic. It's quite the bizarre and unusual.

And we're still going to use the floss. Okay. A magician flossing his teeth. The bizarre and unusual.

I don't see this every day. Another idea is to get the floss down my throat. Down to the esophagus. I'm going all the way down.

And as I do this, I'm going to demonstrate how very real and very sharp these razor blades are. I've got a thick playing card. The jack of spades. That's me.

Now double-sided is one. There's two. Better watch my finger. That's one.

That's the second blade. And very real and very sharp. As you guys can see. One side.

And both sides. Now I think it's kind of funny that we call these safety edge blades. They don't look very safe to me. Exactly.

They're not very safe at all. I've had plenty of incidents playing with this. And there's not really a way to practice it. Just got to go with it.

Right. With a piece of dental floss hanging out of your mouth. Very graceful, Jack. As I'm swollen.

There's one side. Very real, very sharp. There's the corner. That's it.

Yeah, watch where that corner goes. Right. No, we're not going to use the card. The card's just to simply show you how very real and very sharp these blades can be.

You're not going to pull the corner out of Rick's butt. Later. Later. As I get this down.

Oh, you're really swallowing that piece of floss. Actually, is any way can I get a cup of water? Please give us water for water. Yes, yes.

Bartender. So we can wash down the dental floss. We'll find establishment. We have water.

I just want to say that I've been watching this whole time, his mouth, because I'm that OCD. And I wanted to see that he just ate that piece of dental floss. Yeah.

Oh yeah. It went down. I see nothing. I see nothing.

And I watched you swallow it for two minutes. I'm not exactly doing a dental exam, so I'm not sure. It could be up in gum. Dr. Seuss is our skeptic.

Okay. Now that I've got it in there. The most difficult parts are the blades. Right.

Now that. First though, let's get some water here. Thank you. Oh, I can't even.

It needs to be a little somewhat lubricated. Lubrication is important. I'll give you a little history on this. That magic.

This trick was originally done by Harry Houdini. But what he did, he used needles. I decided to go up a notch and use three razor blades. And typically he would use one needle at a time.

I'm going to go for all three at the same time. Because they do say whatever good comes in threes, but also whatever comes bad in threes too. Right.

Power three. Oh my gosh. Are you guys ready for this? I don't know.

One, two, three. We're ready. I'm ready. Can I get a little countdown?

One, three. There it is. There's the general please. Two, three.

Oh my gosh. Oh, he's chewing up the razor blades. Don't try this at home. Brothers and sisters.

I'm a trained professional. Go outside. You should not talk with your mouth full of razor blades. Hold on, hold on.

You know this is a sexual fetish for some people. I'm just saw me mommy. That's why I thought it would be perfect. Okay, now I don't see him.

Facebook problem. I don't see him. Excuse me. In the heart part.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's easy. Yeah. Let's do the honors.

Oh. Now as soon as you first see the blade come out. Once you pinch on it, do not pull. Do not push.

It could be a very bad scene. So we could open them up a little bit. I'm waiting for the nerves. On the floss.

What? How is it easy? Oh wait for it. Some people can see pictures of this and think I'm torturing you.

Oh my gosh. That's one of the things us lefties can do. We can eat razors. Wow.

The icars. Whoa. This came out of his mouth. There you have it.

A lovely souvenir for you. Oh, yeah. Thank you. There's three of them.

Of course. There's three. He pulled three from his mouth. Keep that as a little mystery there.

Oh wow. His nose. Here. The nurse will take care of them.

Oh, from his throat. Perfect little picture there. On your nose. Well that certainly distracted me.

I didn't think about Trump. I am so distracted. I know what to be distracted by. I just thought of him again.

But I didn't think of him that whole time. That was very intense. I'm not bleeding, am I? No.

Dr. Seese is an amazing doctor. Of course you're not bleeding. No, I'm not. You did a good.

You did a good. That was the best. You were guiding me. That was an amazing trick.

I'm so boggled. I don't know how that happened. And all I know is I saw Dr. Seese looking stunning and you looking magician like this.

I might have been looking stunning, but I was stunned. We both are. That's two of us.

We're both stunned. There's not many ways you could practice that. We are out of time for this segment, but we are going to come back with

Bonoboville Communions. And more tricks. More hoops. And yeah, more Trump talk, I think.

Yeah. So, you know, but some sexy stuff that'll make you forget all about Trump. We go back and forth here

because we got to be balanced. We're Bonoboville, you know? That's what we are. And maybe we'll get Ecor up here.

I hope so. So, you know, you can go to the potty if you like. Use your pooperie.

And don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi.

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We have the Imperial Wizard, Adolf Trump, under gag order in Bonoboville. Does anybody just go out? Anybody just go out? Is how we like him.

And Max is on the microphone talking about people going out. Oh hi. I was down in the security department. Ben and his out.

He is performing autofilatio. And you know, that's the thing about these guys. They're just so entertaining. That's what's so frustrating is they're just a constant soap opera.

And anyway, Nazis are on the plate this week. And the KKK. And even the military, which of course is their own form of slavery in a way. You know, they do get you killed sometimes.

And they make you do things. So hey, it's a form. And for some people, it's the only way they can make money. And so it becomes kind of like a form of slavery.

Not so bad, but kind of bad. And then you have the prison industrial complex on top of that. So we have a former member of the military industrial complex here joining us in the womb room right now. Nori knows I'm talking about him.

And it's really great to have Nori on the show along with Rachel. You're never a member of the military industrial complex. Rachel is so wonderful. She's just a group of the wonderful women of wonderful.

Maybe one reason that you are so wonderful is you've never been in the military. But Nori has. And you know, I mean, you didn't exactly fight Nazis. No, not at all.

But, well, I mean, do you have any thoughts on our commander in chief? There he is. No, I'm going to refrain from commenting. Okay, but you're not going to refrain from commenting.

You got to have something in there, Nori. I do, but I'm not going to say it. Are you afraid? No, I'm not afraid.

Well, okay. He feels like he has coot. You're not a secret Trump or are you? No, definitely not.

No, you're not a deep stator. How about a summary? Or just like a little thought. A thought.

I would love a thought of the intellectual mind of Nori. Give us a hint. Yeah, please. Please, Nori, come on.

Come on, Nori. Well, I'm going to pass. Maybe a more specific question would help. That would help.

I can answer specific questions. So if Trump was in the military, how would he be dealt with? How would he? Well, we'll say he was a private.

Oh, or what branch? Your branch. Okay, so let's go Air Force. He certainly likes flying in Air Force One.

So let's do, he'll be Lieutenant, I guess. So bottom of the barrel. Doesn't he look like bottom of the barrel? Yeah, probably.

So knows nothing about military. He'll say that he knows everything because he's educated. You know one thing. Max, we're trying to let Nori talk here.

No, it's fine. Let's have a discussion. Why would he let's open up? He was just starting to open up.

But you know what that does? It opens up other people. It'll only get me talking if somebody else joins in. So Max wants to.

So it's very short. What happened to the Armada that we were sending to North Korea? It disappeared. I mean, where did it go?

Along with Ivanka and Jared. There was a whole, we had a whole Armada going to North Korea. I'm not privy to the current state of affairs. First they were going the wrong way.

And then they were supposedly found their way. I don't know. People remember Max. This was long ago that anybody was concerned about the Armada.

No, but it's six months ago. It was six months ago. Right. They were on their way to North Korea.

So it's just, it's bad management. And then it's not something that's changed in the last 20 years. Now, I will say this. When I joined, I joined with the assumption that it was the same

military that I had been involved with or was a part of, or my family had been a part of before this. And which was we would move heaven and earth in order to save people, you know, save our own people.

And then it became a money decision. And that's when I got out. When you say our own people, you mean America? Yeah, our own American soldiers.

So, and you're talking about which conflict? Currently, well, I was... Well, the one that your parents, I guess, are your... They were Vietnam and that whole era.

Okay. So it was, we would, I was attached to CSARX, which is Combat Search and Rescue for our Spec Ops guys. And when I was under the impression of when I joined,

was that we would go in and we would extract, you know, our either down pilots or professionals to pull them out of dire situations. Then there was a decision that came down the pipe that said

that we were going to move our operations from a smart decision to a money-based decision. And nobody would admit to that on paper. But it was a money decision.

It was, we moved away from doing HA60Gs, which were our single prop, really lightweight, get in, get out helicopters to big dual prop Chinooks, which are loud, have a terrible service record

over across the seas. And you're going to send people that you've invested lots of money in, and then you're going to skimp on the helos that are going to come take them out

and extract them. Yeah. And it was a bad decision. I voiced my opinion when I was in.

And it fell in deaf ears. And then they said, oh, OK, well, let's pay you more money to stay, you know, keep you in. And I said, no.

Well, yeah. You know, I mean, that's a lot about, you know, privatizing a lot of things. And of course, these conflicts not being really about defense.

They're just conflicts that line the pockets of the military industrial complex. You sell the better weapons to the other countries. It's a business.

It's a business. You sell the better weapons to the other countries because you can get, you know, a better price than from your own country.

You know what? And yes, you are bringing it out into the open because not only are we selling our military off and our prisons to private,

we're selling our presidency. We've sold our presidency. We didn't even sell it. We didn't get any money for it, but he's selling it.

He's selling the presidency. I mean, finally, this guy, Trump, this bad businessman is in the black in that Washington, D.C. Trump hotel because he makes people stay there.

Can we impeach him for that? Can we? No, we can't impeach him for that, but it's a definite violation. I better spend him for that, then.

He was supposed to divest all of his interests. And first of all, it's a former government building. So he's, by law, prohibited from owning it and being in office at the same time.

Wow, I didn't know that either. Which is a place in Florida? No, no, no. No, no, no.

The former... Does that go off? I want to say the National Federal Building, but... Was it a post office?

No. The post office, right? Yeah, in D.C. The hotel.

Yeah, but they turned it into... He can own it. He can own it, yes. He has a land lease.

Yes. Land lease. Well, if you've got post-Trump sex disorder, get a copy of Cosmo.

That should help you out with a couple of little tips for how to both distract yourself as well as make your voice heard. It's a balance.

That's, I think, the... It's not a cure, but it is a treatment for this condition that we're all in in the Trumpocalypse.

And yeah, you know, distraction is an important part of treating ourselves. And so, we're going to treat ourselves

to the blissful distraction of Bonoboville Communion. Yay! We'll be a little more excited about that show.

You know, it's... Woo! It's a clap for the shit. I understand.

Let's hear it. This is part of the most sexy part of the show, y'all. Yeah, this is. This is.

I don't know if this is our sexiest show, but it might become that. No, it's the sexiest part of the show. I like to think.

I don't like to think it's the sexiest part because we get to see the parts that we all want to see. We do. That's just me.

I don't know. Maybe we do. Maybe we should have a big group Bonoboville Communion

so we can then get back to who, magic, and etc. So, you guys, are you going to do Communion?

You are. You said you are. I'm excited about that because you haven't...

Sit up here, please. You haven't done Communion in a while. How are you doing, Rachel? How are you holding up through the

Trumpocalypse? Oh, God. I have been lucky and that I've been able to bury my head in the sand

and deal with a lot of other things in my life. Okay. Well, then you're going to help us deal with other things right now.

You are going to be our altar girl for Bonoboville Communion. Amen. And a woman.

Amen, women. And we are very excited about this. Nori is excited, I think. Always.

Yeah, always. Where's your microphone? You should actually get that on, Mike. Test, test.

Yeah. Always excited to have the big reveal. You know, Trump had his reveal this week and we revealed a lot more

of Shelby Mullins' hoop talents and some very exotic, magical talents of our Jack Murdock.

And then we have Rick Beatty's interesting perspective on the situation. And back to you. Oh, and we also got Nori to talk about, you know...

Yeah, that was a rare occurrence. Right, right. Thank you. And we didn't even get you, you know,

water boarded yet. No, no. But we should water board. I agree.

And then I'll be probably illusion. Yeah, yeah. So would you be our altar girl? Yes.

And can I help you to reveal the altar? Is there an unzipping that needs doing? No one's zipping. Oh, it's all one piece.

Oh, look at this. Wow. This is the part where maybe Facebook needs to... Rachel, this is why I love you.

And Facebook, take a hike because this isn't for you. Pretty panties. Oh, my God. And the perfect titties are exposed.

These are such pretty summer panties and perfect titties and... You guys are so flattering. No, no.

Nori, don't you tell her enough? Oh, he tells me all the time. Okay. But it's nice to hear it from the strangers.

He's invested. He has a reason to tell me I'm pretty. Well, I think we... Yeah, he is invested.

That's why we gals and guys too need to be told we're pretty by everybody. So tell everybody that everybody else is pretty. No, but then that ruins it kind of.

No, you really look beautiful. Just tell us beautiful girls, especially if we take our tops off for you. Oh, yeah.

Just tell us we're pretty. That's all you have to say. That's a good criteria. Like how beautiful, how great we are.

That's it. I don't want to hear anything else. And Rachel, you look amazingly beautiful, pretty, fabulous, gorgeous.

A million other things. Thank you for doing this. Oh, Lord and Lady, I am ready for a communion.

And we have new glasses from our friends at Agua. Look at these beautiful Agua glasses. Shot glasses, like real shot glasses.

So we're excited. So, Nora, you lucky devil. Yeah, let me get this started. Look at this.

I love that we have two guys in, in like suits and ties. Best in time. Quite nice.

Yeah. We have scholars and gentlemen tonight. So he's good. Little kiss.

Nice. I'm woefully underpressed. Started. That's hot.

Ooh, she likes that. I'm actually going to stop the other one. Well played. Ooh, and ah, so beautiful.

Oh, my God. But Nobleville Communion, this is the church of the Bonobo way where we, you know,

create a sacrament through love and touch and licking and eating each other up

with love and feeling. It's just delicious. And, you know, and then there's us who are boyers to watch the people doing it.

It's really nice. You know, it's a, it's a public statement. And it's, it's something. Very devoted to my religion.

Communal ecstasy. You create communal ecstasy. And you guys are really going, you know, beyond the call of duty.

You know, the kissing and stuff. Yeah. Right, right, right. And I'm going to now sprinkle the salt

on both lovely cherries. I've been assaulted. Yes. You've been assaulted.

You have my consent. Okay. Ooh, I need that. That's the kind of salt I like.

Honey. Beautiful. Oh, and he really sucks it good. Mm-hmm.

With his mustache, which is not a Hitler mustache. It's a nice mustache. It's got a little beard too.

Oh, yes. Lovely. And such lovely breasts. Really all natural.

Mm-hmm. Perky nipples. Everything. Nice.

And now we have the waterboarding of the soldier. The airman has been captured. Yes. Uh-huh.

I wish seer training was like this. Have you been waterboarded before? I won't answer. Right.

We wouldn't trust you with the truth if you did. Okay. He pleads a fifth. Okay.

Now you're going to be waterboarded. Yes. Ah. And down the hatch.

And you will talk. This is it. Nori has been waterboarded. Again, I mean, for the first time.

Congratulations. The Bonobo win. All right. Very good.

And, uh, you can now say, uh, you got laid. Again. And the Dr. Sissi lock show.

And you did such a great job. As we all know. No, you're no virgin. You've been on the show before,

but you're getting really good at it. I think that was your best Bonobo bill. Can you mean yet? That was really sensuous.

We can get better. I think we need to. We're getting it. Amazingly hot.

That is really hot. I didn't know if I was watching like the beginning of porn. I don't know what was happening, but there was some serious love

interaction. Serious love interaction. I'm so jealous. So serious.

He has to move all the way to the other side of the stage now. There's too much passion. Too much passion. Too much passion.

He'll start taking off his pants. And then he'll lose his reputation. Ah, well, she's certainly taken off her pants and she looks great.

There's such a. She is so beautiful. You both are a beautiful couple. What do you do to keep yourself in shape?

I actually just quit my gym, but. That's what you do. No, I work out. I do kettlebells and weightlifting and yoga.

It's a whole bunch of stuff. All right. But lately the most exercise I've been getting is in the bedroom. Thank you.

Well, that's good exercise. You're quite welcome. It's very good. Very good for the heart rate, right, Max?

That's correct. That's correct. We get that heart rate up and then get it down. Get it up again.

It's good to exercise that heart, you know, at any age. It's important to fool nature into thinking that you're young and vital when you're older. And of course, when you are young and vital,

well, you should be doing it because otherwise you could, you know, be collecting guns or something, I guess. Much better hobby. Not collecting guns.

Not collecting guns. Thank you. That's my biggest problem. People may mean these Nazis.

Oh, my God. I mean, let's not get into that right now. I'd like to get into another Bonoboville communion, actually. Actually.

You can stay here though. But are you going to commune, my dears? Yes. Yes.

And you never, you have, what did you do last time? You did. You did it. You did it.

You did it. Talking to the mic as your mic on. And now I'm going to do it on him. You're going to do it on him.

Now he's clothed it like from almost neck to toe. But it's my job to do the honors. Yes, that's true. Okay.

All right. So, Shelby. Oh, Shelby, naughty thing you. Jack.

I can't wait to see where this goes. This one's already hurts. Oh, wow. There's some unbuttoning going on.

This is nice. This is how a lady dresses a man. Let's take a step by step. Different kind of magic.

Wow. It is essential magic. It's very nice magic. Take your time, magic.

Sensuous magic. Sorry. If you're me, I'm just like ripping through it. Why do you still have this on?

Your nipple gets hard magic. Well, Max, don't sell all the secrets. Okay. Wow.

I just realized your shirt's bedazzled. It's beautiful, too. Sorry. I'm so sorry.

I don't know what that matters. That's very nice. And now we have male chest. Very nice.

Very nice. I like the chest hair. You know, not too much. Just a nice sprinkling of it.

Just one of my favorite parts of his body. Oh, well, that's good to know. Don't get jealous down below there. But, yeah, I'm sure she likes more than that.

But she likes that. I don't blame her. That's a very nice chest. All right.

So did you give it a lick? Give it a lick first. You lick. I love her.

Oh my God. What a nice. Okay. Yes.

That's so looking. I see you guys have some competition over there. I'm sorry. And now I, the high priestess of the Noboville communion will

sprinkle the salt. And now you may lick the salt. Oh my. How old is Shelby though?

Shelby is older than 17 and she's old enough to take a drink. And you know what? So she's legal. She's legal.

She's 21. 21, right? She's legal and having too much fun and that's what we want right now.

I don't know nothing. Okay. This is a thorough woman. Take tips girls.

I don't think she can stop that. Whatever works for you. She's doing very well. And the licking.

Oh. Oh, she is. Look at that. I like the passion.

Yeah. Look what you two got going here now. He's a nice street performer. She's still licking.

It's wild. You set the mood. What have you done? Uh-oh.

Really? This is hot. Everything's been licked. Very hot.

Woo. Okay. Everything's been licked. Everything's been licked.

Okay. Are you ready for your water boarding? We gotta get the salt. Now you gotta get water boarding.

And we need our cameras to get into this angle. So if you have our cameras, let's get into this. Mazel's off. All right.

My child. Sister Shelby. You will get water boarded now. The nobo style.

Yeah. There she goes. Okay. So that should make you loopy while you're hoopy.

That's here we go. Hoop-de-do. Dr. Suzy, you're almost out of time. We're almost out of time.

You've got about four minutes, five minutes. You know, I would love to have Ecor come up and sing. Yeah. We've got a singer.

We've got Ecor come up and sing. And he's in his bonobo-bill shirt. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm just wondering if you could do something with a hoop while he's singing. Oh, yeah. Show the universal.

So people can get a chair over here, get back here. Shout out to Bonobo. And let's move the chairs. And all the bonobo lights.

All the chairs out. The bonobo lights. People who are, you know, kind of sit on the chair. Shout out to my boy Yosy in the building.

Yos. So we can move that one too. Get that chair off the stage. Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh. We're going to now have a little hoop-de-do along with... Shout to you Aaron over there. Hip-hop-de-do.

You there. Hip-hop hoop. Hip-hop hoop. Hip-hop hoop.

Hip-hop hoop. You know, to make sure we got that nice volume. That balloon. That balloon.

I'm loud and blue. I mean, it's blue. I'm loud and blue. Yeah, she know how to work that thing.

Let me see how light that thing is. That's all right. That's real light, yeah. I was at the Emerald Exchange the other day,

and they had this hoop-de-do, but I couldn't even... I couldn't even get the guys to squint time. But that's not my thing. I still can't do it.

So what's up, Doc Black? Oh, you are. You know, I'm getting this wonderful distraction from the terribleness and...

You're going to run out of time there, Doc. I'm excited. Okay. Dr. Suzy, let's go.

Yes. This is for all the universal appeal out there. Just like we got everybody in the building. We got Russia, America.

We got Mexico. We got African-Americans. You know what I'm saying? We got Bonoboville.

Everybody. This is the world. I do this for the world. You see what I'm saying?

We are the world. We are once. Understand this. I'm going to let it trickle down.

Let it fall. Like the season. Good peeps don't need reason to be nice. That's for them souls who's cold as ice.

I don't think twice. I got so sick. You take six, both steps to have your 12. Mama and daddy elders raised me

with integrity, which led to my humanity is going to take demand. Let me do conquer this insanity. To pop.

So the ones up here, we are one. Everybody in the building. That's against Trump right now. We are one.

Both trying to activate. You understand? Transformers transform. Yes.

Together. We go strong as weather. We are one. Together.

We are one. We are one. Together. Okay.

I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm. If in the thunder and lightning. But you keep striking.

Keep fighting. Sticking and moving. Showing and improving that justice. But a little piece, I can go a long way.

So we'll continue to help pave the way with more peace. We already got war in our own streets from here to the Middle East

and to brawl with them down for the cause. Been had my call of humanity. That's gonna take the man to me. Too confident.

That's insanity. To pop. Rest in peace. Rep the belly of the beast.

Wouldn't betray. Stay to mine. L side. I ain't shocked.

Cause I got love to spread. If love is my butter. Then earth is my bread. That's eating pieces.

They kings and queens we feast. And seeing can we all just get along. All right. Rodney King doc.

Martin Luther. I'm still pushing no dream. Cause we are one. Throw the ones up y'all.

I want one. I want one. I want one. I want one.

I want one. Who moved y'all? Who the hoop style? We are one.

Hip hop and hula hoop together. Own a phenomenal real show doctor block. We are one. We are one.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one together.

I guess I won't see the peace that I need until I reach them streets of the G.O.D. Until then I'm going in swimming. P.O.F.

I'm the guy I swim by. I said hi. Then left for the bones. The waters in trouble.

So far I tend to give them a double. Glass of integrity. Makes for the shine of humanity. The ultimate boiler.

Make it ultimately for the second man. We need it in the twine. Racial shine. Elevator mines.

They weeding. Hit the finest lines. The cush. Mones.

Push. Move to the world. Reach to a man. Warm and touch a boy.

Touch a girl. But with no sand dust you trust. You don't want to stay. Being big up to being state.

Don't let one man's hate. See your school's fate. I think that school's great. So go kids.

Educate. Graduate. Demonstrate. That we are what?

One. One. We are one. One.

One. Throw your ones up. Throw your ones up. Y'all over here with us right now.

Throw the ones up. Y'all know what good is. Y'all know what righteous is is. It's all about being on rights.

I'm representing for the African Americans right about now. You did understand? We are one. We've been going through a lot.

But yes. We are one. Steel. You did.

Yeah. Thank you. You caught the world. That's important.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are all these crazy creatures that we're seeing coming out from under rocks and their mothers basements. And we are one. And we have to love each other and find ways to disarm each other. And yeah, just like tough love. Sometimes when your drunk uncle wants to get in the car and just drive over some people, you've got to grab the car keys. You do. You do. And that's love. And that's love. That's the kind of love we have to give some of these people, including this person.

We got to grab the car keys, right? We got to take it from him because otherwise he's going to drive us all over a cliff. Anyway, brothers and sisters, I am so touched by all your performances and your joining together, your communions. This has been a very healing show for me because it's been a rough week. But yeah, I'm happy. I'm in Bonoboville. Thank you, Nori and Rachel. And thank you, Ikkor. We are one, always reminding us.

Thank you, hoop dancer, Shelby Mullen. So amazing. And wasn't that great with the freestyle hooping to the rapping? Hip hop hoop. Yeah. And of course, you're, I'm not going to say better half, but a very nice half. Yeah. The great magic of Murdoch, Jack Murdoch. Yes. Always wow us. Yeah. And from the bunker. Yeah, we got our guy, Rick Beatty. Thank you so much for joining us, helping us to kind of process these horrors of the Trumpocalypse.

We got a process on the one hand and move forward and protest process, all that. We got to have our politicians, but we got to also have our magicians. We got to have our dance. We got to have our sex. We got to get distracted. We can't let this just bring us down, down, down into some civil war or into depression where you have to just keep popping, you know, antidepressants, you know, you got to get away from it sometimes and protest it and follow the bonobo way.

Meet me at adult con. I will be there in September 23rd. Read the bonobo way. Get spanked by the bonobo way. If you're a Trump or spank yourself, please get well read or be well read and make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you, I love you.

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Yeah, you can give the phone in time, sort of. Yeah, but it's fun. I'm not going to sink into the bed. Oh, there she goes.

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