A Nina Hartley Summer Solstice Eve ♥ – Photos

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and centers, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs. All you children is sex, and yes, indeed. We are all children of sex.

We don't know whether we're children of God or all the particular gods, but we do know we are children of sex with a capital X. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. Can I hear an amen?

Amen. Can I hear an A? Women. Amen.

Hey, women! I want to welcome you to the womb room here at Dr. Susie Speakeasy in Bonoboville. This is the womb, and these are the fingers. This is my special guest, brothers and sisters, Nina Hartley.

Yay! Yes, indeed. Welcome, Nina Hartley. Thank you so much, Dr. Susie, for creating such a special and wonderful and sexy,

safe place for everyone to come and get their sexy on, because we need more like you. Thank you so much, Nina, and we absolutely need more like you, but I don't know if we can get more like you because you are unique. You are the only Nina Hartley.

You're the only Dr. Susie with incredible womb room and her incredible collection of erotic art and photographs, painting and sculpture, and books, and it's just amazing. So if you can have a chance to get out to Southern California to visit the

Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, do yourself a favor and come on down. Well, thank you. Your mind will be blown.

Wow. Thank you for that endorsement, and yeah, you're just right. Here we have the handsome, masculine alpha dude here. Thank you for doing my introductions.

Representing Wood Hall Sexual Freedom Alliance. We have Mr. Danny O'Neill. Dr. Susie, how are you? I'm great.

Happy Summer Solstice. Happy Summer Solstice. Happy Solstice, all our pagan friends and fans out there. It is a great pagan holiday as all the holidays really are.

All the pagan ones, at least. Well, you know, even the Christian and a lot of the Jewish and the Muslim, they started as pagan holidays. The solstices and the equinoxes are pretty pagan.

Very pagan. The equinox sort of Eastery, sort of Passover-y sort of, but the solstices are definitely pagan still. Yeah, they definitely are.

Yeah, they don't even have like a Christmas in summer. They just leave it to the pagans. That's right. Leave it to the sexualists, the bonobos.

And yeah, it's the longest day of the year. The sun. It's the holiday of the sun, which is why I decked myself out. Oh, and gold like a palina.

Neenah hardly blonde and yellow. No, and all golden like gold. Yes, and you are golden like the sun. Yes, I didn't realize that the camera spot had gotten bigger.

I remember last time it was just boobies up. Yeah, right. And I did not quite, yes, I did not understand as I'll show from the waist down.

So next time I do this, I'll wear something even more daftness as you are. Yes. Well, you know, we go into different studios.

Girl, what? Look at those things. A little size six feet. Amazon.

A little size six feet. No. Seven and a half. What are you?

Are you six? You're a size six. No, no, no, no. You.

I'm an eight and a half. Oh. I'm 12. Wow.

Okay. I'm 12 and a half. You have lovely arches and insteps. A little spot right here, guys.

You wish you were touching this guy. You wish you were touching this. I'm very glad you're touching it. It's the arch of Dr. Susie's foot.

Four or us toe suckers. This is kind of interesting. Are you a toe sucker? Are you really?

Oh, really? I didn't know that about you. I don't think we got into that last night. We've missed a couple of topics.

So you get into things more down here. No pun intended. I'm a slut for good foot rub. I tried to tell guys, learning how to kiss properly,

learning how to give a good foot rub, because feet are attached to the knees, and when the feet feel good, the knees fall open. That's right.

I've heard that. Those 10 little girls that live in shoes are just delicious. But you don't know how many foot fetishes

call me and say, Dr. Susie, I want to get into her shoes. How do I do it? You know.

Wow. And it does often start with dancing or hiking, and then a foot rub. A foot rub.

A foot rub, and then learning how to do a good pedicure. And I tried to tell guys who are in defeat that even though you know a mule from an espadrille from a sling back, from a sandal,

from a pump, from an open toe, peep toe, keep that to yourself or the girls will run away in fear if they know too much about shoes right off the bat. But if you support your girl's shoe habit.

Actually, I found that if I show up with a pair of Jimmy Chews, it's okay. Aw, pumpkin. Pumpkin.

Oh, he's a device man. Well, there's lots of ways to go. Oh, my gosh. There's one pair of them.

Why is this here? They're like. All levels of the economic scale. Foot rub for those who can't afford the Jimmy Chews.

Foot rub. Go to a, if you have to pay one person at foot rub, or how to rub feet, guaranteed feet and shoulders in your end and how to pull hair.

Definitely. All right. So we're starting feet first here on the Dr. Susan Block Show featuring tonight.

Yes. On Summer Solstice, Nina Hartley, sex icon and just sunny personality. I mean, one of the sunniest personalities in sex, I think.

Well, doesn't sex make you happy? I get to think what Danny and I and you have in common what the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance works for is helping everyone to become as comfortable

with their sexuality as we are with ours. But the unique thing about you, there's a lot of sunny personalities, by the way. Yeah.

But you are also the darling of the sapiosexual set. Oh, that's such a compliment. Because there's so many smart girls in porn these days. So many sapiosexuals come into the business now.

But a lot of the sapiosexuals are a little depressed. So to be sunny, to be positive and smart, you know, that's really amazing. See, I mean, I may be depressed about, you know,

the state of the drought and everything. But what always gets me in a good mood is when I get this close to other sapiosexuals because then I know that good energy can happen.

Yeah, definitely. Just the fact that... You can smell that intellect. How much...

All the people you help, people think that people come to the institute. Think of the people that you do your therapy with and you're counseling with.

When they think of the word sex, they think they're angry, they're sad, they're depressed, they're lonely, they're isolated, they're unhappy. It's not sex isn't a happy...

Sex isn't happy for them. And the three of us, the people at the Dr. Susie Institute, we have done the work. So when we think of sex, it is happy.

And everybody has the... Everybody with a body can do this work because everybody has the capacity for pleasure and when we circle around it

and start becoming happily pleasure-oriented like bonobos without guilt. Bonobos. Without guilt.

So you're talking about the... Bonobos. How... Bonobos.

Bonobos have all the fun of sex if you're without the cultural baggage that religion has brought upon us. And they use pleasure

and sexuality, pleasure and the threat of pleasure for social cohesion and what the cultists do, of course,

is pain and the fear of pain for social cohesion. And so we believe in pleasure, coalition-based community building

and other people believe in hierarchical pain-based community forcing. And the two systems are very diametrically opposed, but the secret is

why are we taught to be not okay with pleasure because when we realize, oh, I can have it. You can have it. We can make a family together.

We don't need you. And it's over. It's over. By the way, that was a very interesting turn of phrase.

You said they threat of pleasure, not the promise of pleasure. I love that. I love that.

It's a threat to the one percent. Yes, yes. Thank you. It is.

Pleasure is very threatening. The pleasure of the people, they say power to the people. How about pleasure to the people?

Because pleasure is power. How about pursuit of happiness, the only constitution in the world that has that? Exactly.

And who doesn't like the bonobos, only the Republicans? Well, yeah. I don't know,

Bhutan might have something to do with the pursuit of happiness, too. They measure that there. They do a lot better.

Bhutan has a national happiness quotient, an HQ happiness quotient. So we're here to plug something actually that is...

Plug. Plug. Plug the... I think we have one of those. Yeah, I know, right? We're here to plug the...

Speaking of plugging, yeah, we got him. Oh, okay. Well, this is Bill.

Is that Bill? You know, like we said. Oh, my goodness. The other day, Max and Loser saw

Obama flying in. No, that would feel really good. This is Bill. Yeah.

That's a very nice texture. I'm so glad you... Oh, my goodness. That would probably feel pretty darn.

Affinity for, you know... Your husband. Well, no, I just... Right, exactly.

I always think that, you know, I used to think that Monaco, that Bill is the front for Hillary and Monaco getting it on

because it's more acceptable for him to be a Philanderer than for Hillary to be bisexual. Well, you know...

You have a certain hope. You have a certain insight, I should say, for those of you who might not know

that Nina Hartley plays Hillary Clinton in... Another Hillary movie. Hillary gets the black vote.

Right, right. Yeah. That's right. It's, you know,

kind of bringing together in a very interesting way her porn star life and her political life.

Well, the two are very closely connected for me because, you know, you remember the 70s, you know, Power to the People,

every child who wanted child sexual liberation to take responsibility for your orgasm, consciousness-raising groups, that stuff made sense to me

and it stuck. And that's why empowered women threaten the hierarchy because a single sexually autonomous female

can take care of any five to 10 male. Yes. It just... And the bonobos show that.

Exactly. And that just upsets the whole apple cart. Is that so? Female empowered.

Um, simultaneously, one at a time, with a train to a day for a week, whatever, you know,

who minds want to know. But, you know, you know, if you're Komisha Amato,

gangbangs are us for me. There you go. I'm two a day for a week. Okay.

And let's give a little hot tip to our mutual friend, Dr. Christopher Ryan. We love you, Dr.

Oh, my God. Sex it Dawn. Sex it Dawn. You must read that book

to be sexually literate in today's culture along with the bonobo way and then you'll have

a greater understanding of why it matters. It matters because every body needs to

have access to their own body. Sell a bit, monogamous, through them, monogamous,

poly, it doesn't matter. So, if we do not have autonomy over our own skin,

we are not free. But, if one can become free because everybody

can have pleasure because the skin, the skin permits it. We're designed for pleasure.

Humans are designed to be pleasure. And we learn a little bit more

about that from the bonobos. Yes, we do. Because, you know,

they show us what we might be like if we didn't have these clothes

and these laws and these buildings and these religions. You put the word

rather than say religion. So, Danny, what are you doing over there? You know,

I've got a little plug I'd like to make. Okay, speaking of sexual freedom

and politics. And politics. Our organization, Woodhull,

the Woodhull sexual, sexual freedom alliance is the only sexual, yes,

I was just, I was thinking ahead, okay, but sorry, that was a really bad pun.

I'll put bell back because I was thinking with your head. Woodhull is the only

human rights organization or civil liberties organization working full time on sexual issues.

We're hosting our sixth, sixth, that started off as a half day event.

Now it is a full four day event in, called the sexual freedom summit.

And I love the quote, affirming sexuality, sexual freedom as a fundamental

human right. It's a human right. It's also a bonobo right, but you know.

Well, it's okay. They can come too. We'll go along with that. So the dates are August 13th.

the Woodhulls, yeah. Exactly. The dates are August 13th through 16th.

It's in Alexandria, Virginia. Yeah. And we want everybody to come.

It is really a great event. Workshops all day, parties all night, and a whole bunch of

really cool people. What did we say last year? Didn't you say there was like a thousand

speakers? No, it's maybe a thousand. It felt like a thousand,

but there were, there were, there were workshops all day long. Yes.

You could just do, on sex work and creating alternative families

and Polly families and people of color and access to

health services. It's awesome. Is there a current project that Woodhull

is really involved with? Yes. Family matters. That's exactly right.

Family matters. So did you know that 1948, the United States

or the Symmetria on the International Human Rights Declaration and one of those

rights that we signed on to was the right to family. And family is not defined as traditional family.

It is the right to family. So we, it's now at 65 years later and we are still,

67 years later, we still are not fulfilling our end of the bargain

of the treaty that we signed affirming the right to family. Now family,

I mean there's a lot of talk of course for years about family values. That's usually,

you know, nuclear family in which father knows best and mother

takes value. Exactly. You know, yeah, diddles the daughters

and the sons, you know, get a gun for their 21st birthday.

But in this case, we get to define our own family. Okay.

We get to choose who they are. Amen and they women. Yes. Exactly.

We need to be doing this. We do. We do. Yeah, baby.

Okay. I mean, family can mean a lot of things to different people.

Well, we talk about, you have, there's your blood family

that you cannot choose and there's your family of choice, your deliberate family

around you. People who are like mine. People who, in our case,

I think our people also, we are permitted to be sexual with but are not required

to be sexual with. See, I kind of call that community.

It depends on how big your family is. Oh, okay. Maybe it could be

a community then. Right, right. Well, like here in Bonoboville,

we kind of, we're kind of family but we're not. Okay.

Community. I get it. Yeah. You know,

I mean, I can understand though that, you know,

families need more broader definitions and Woodhall helps to get rights

for different redefined families. They're working on that.

We are working on, one of the things we're very proud of stuff a couple of years ago

is we worked with the law enforcement in Florida

and got the law reverse that had women prisoners shackled

during labor and delivery. Ah, now, Max's first wife

I know all about that. Was shackled during the delivery of her child,

of his child. we were like, she's going to go somewhere. Yes.

With any sprinkle, long gene silver, we were arrested in Rhode Island

and we had both Susan and I had

a $1 million bail. This was many, many years ago. So, $1 million.

She was pregnant and they said, well,

you know, if you plead, you guys can get out. If you plead guilty

and Susan said, no, I'm not pleading guilty. A few days later,

she went into labor. They went, they got her out of her cell. They shackled her,

handcuffed her, put her in a police car, took her to the hospital. Wait a minute,

took her to the hospital and they said, maternity is the third floor. Walk.

Wow. Yeah. We're such a nice God-fearing country. We know.

We respect motherhood and we respect babies and we love them all. We respect money

and prison, prison, industrial complex. The complex, yes. Oh,

that's not a sexist object, but yes. Of course not. But it's an important subject

in relation to sexual freedom. It is. Because, you know, if you don't have sexual freedom,

you wind up in the prison industrial complex. And speaking of freedom, did I give it a URL for this? Go ahead.

Give it to me again, summit.org. Give it to me again. Sexualfreedom.

Summit.org. Summit.org. Really, sexualfreedom.summit.org? Yeah.

Yay. Wow. Awesome thought. It has its own web,

its own URL, sexualfreedom.summit.org as an orgasm. Oh, yes.

It's not organization. It's orgasm in our case. Right. Good.

So were there any good orgies at the summit? Actually, there was. Yes.

Yes. Because I always would read Mahalko, the sex educator. Yes.

And somehow where read is, it's going to be sex. So last year, we had the most delightful,

spontaneous 10-person sex orgy with a two-person chaser at the end. It was just delightful. 10-person orgy with a two-person chaser.

Two-person chaser. So you had to take a breather. Well, so we'd and I roomed together. So there were 10, us plus eight.

The eight people, we'd all had our tremendous amounts of fun. The eight people were filing out. And two, another lovely couple came in

and they are a hot, hot, hot lesbian couple. And one likes to show the other one off and one likes to be shown off, win, win.

And so I, this is again going back to family, three of us assisted the young woman in getting off,

while her partner beamed proudly and helped herself and remain dressed. And I was, I remember, I was squatting between her legs.

We're all naked except for the girlfriend. And I was working. Could you say that a little more slowly please? Working in the toy in her pussy.

And I knew she'd a squirter and I was knocked backwards by the force of the squirt. My glasses were tilted up.

It's like, yes. Mmm. Yes, awesome, awesome. Holy water.

Holy, it was just, fan-freaking-tastic. That's all I can say. So yes, orgies happen.

They're not planned. So it's not like there's a Thursday night orgy, but in the rooms, actually, more likely Saturday night.

Right. I think there could be some planning happening. There could be. I'll talk to you about it.

It wouldn't be on the website though. That's right. Of course not. No.

I've been there on the 11th. And actually, But once you sign up and then you start corresponding,

you find out where the orgie is. You don't know where you'll be invited because we're very friendly people. At the Woodhall Sexual Freedom of Orgies.

Yeah, just come and find either one of us. Yes. We're here for you. What about freedom of orgies?

I mean, are there any rights we need to know about with regard to that? Golly, I wish. But we're still working on group marriage.

When the anti-marriage equality people think, what's next? Multiple marriage? It's like, well, yeah.

Yeah, that's a good idea. Good idea. So we have a caller on the line. Oh, yes, please.

Okay. Good. And our number is 310-568-0066. Or if you want to call us toll free,

it's 1-866-289-7068. Can we talk to Jack? Hi, Jack. Don't say that in an airport.

Don't say hi, Jack. Okay. You're right. You got me there.

Oh, I'll fill. Boom. I didn't get that right away. It was good.

Bill got it. Okay. Hello, Jack. How may we help you tonight?

Well, I just want to compliment Nina on her books. And it's helped me make love to women very much. Aww. Go, Nina.

Then the companion book you should get, if you really love women, is Dr. Susie's 10 Commandments of Pleasure, which is the heterosexuals pleasure Bible.

It's a great, great book. Amazing book. The amazing book, actually. I remember reading it going,

that is so, so for heterosexuals, that is your book. So that book plus my book equals more fun. And I want to thank you

because I cannot make love to all the women myself. I need your help. That's right. I need you.

You're my proxy. You're my ace in the hole. Because all those straight chicks will never let me near them.

You're in the sister Nina. Love, Army. Yes. Because all those heterosexual women need you

and man to show them their good time. So, yay, you. Yeah, and Jack, please bring you and all your partners

to the Sexual Freedom Summit. It'd be great. It'd be amazing. Are you anywhere near Alexandria?

Virginia, Jack? No, I'm in Gilbert, Arizona. Arizona. That's a long way.

But you're in an airport now. So you can go to an airport on the 12th of August. Fly there and then come on back on the 16th.

So do you have a regular partner, Jack? No, I do not. You're a single guy. So Nina's advice

and her fantastic book have helped you as a single man. Yes. Yay, that was my doing.

Yay, yay. Especially with women. I didn't even read the. Especially with women.

You don't need help with yourself because you're Jack after all. So all of that stuff that I'm doing now is giving pleasure to myself.

Yay. Well, that's important. Don't forget, pleasure with yourself is not a poor second to partner sex.

No way. But it does and calls it solo sex and partner sex. That's right.

Treat solo sex as importantly as you would treat partner sex. So make time for yourself, your favorite movies,

your favorite books, your favorite lube. Set time to have a date with yourself. Don't just knock one off quickly

to go to sleep. Your Nina movies, for instance. That would work, whatever you want. You could even look at her book.

Spend 45 minutes with yourself showing yourself a good time because aren't you worth it? Of course you are.

And women can, women, they're two whiffs that come off of dudes. One is angry, lonely, horny, needy.

The other is I am so full of love that I have something to share. So fill yourself full of your own love and that radiates off of you

in a way that women will notice you and want to be, hang out more with a happy guy. Happiness is attractive.

It has gravity. It pulls people to you. Radiates. And one of the best lowers

I've ever had, say that again please. Even for us older men. Even for your older men. Don't forget, the older you get,

the fewer men in your category there are and the more women in your age category. So you become a rare,

precious commodity once you hit a certain age because the women start outnumbering men 100 to 80, 100 to 85.

There's lots of women for you. Over 65, the women start becoming, there's more of you, more of them than there are of you.

So your odds start getting better. And if you're a happy go lucky dude who's learned how to show a lady a good time, that is going to

filter you up to the top of the puddle. And good grooming and hygiene and you know, make sure your pants are tucked in and your socks matched

and stuff like that. So take advantage Jack. This is your time. Okay, very good.

Okay, and you are well armed with peace through pleasure. Exactly. Peace through pleasure.

Leon. And what? Leon. At Leon's.

Leon's. Are you giving a pitch for your favorite deli? What is Leon's?

No, it's conversations by Leon. Oh yes. Oh my goodness. It's been years.

Oh my gosh. Is this Leon? No. Okay, you're Jack.

I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh my God. That's a blast in the past.

Leon was a gentleman who would host intellectual evenings at his, at his house. Oh.

And he would have different people come in and talk and you pay 20 bucks a head. Very sapiosexual.

He would, he would have a buffet and conversation of salon and you hang out and talk. And then it was awesome.

Leon, I've done that like four years. But yeah, Leon was great. All right.

We're glad we can bring you a Jack from the past. Yes, indeed. Thank you, Jack.

Go Jack. Go Jack. You're very welcome. And in your last days, Jack,

remember your dear friend that you've been with for years. Your hand. Absolutely.

Absolutely. All right. I hate to say Jack off, but I think there's been, there's,

there's been no joke about his name that he has not probably heard. That's right.

But he did give me that good one with the hijack. Wank. Wank.

I like Wank. Wank is a friendly word. Wank as in wanker. It's okay.

British. Yes. All right. Thank you.

Ciao, Jack. Thank you, Jack. I mean, I know you want to. Happy summer solstice.

I know you want to. Bye-bye. I know you too. Thanks, Jack.

We are moving. That's transition. Okay. Okay.

And we're here on the Dr. Susan Block show celebrating summer solstice with the Wood Hole Sexual Freedom Alliance

getting ready for their summit in, in the depths of August. The height, the height of the heat.

The height of the heat. The height of the heat. That's right. Speaking of heat.

Yes. Hot. Sticky. Lighty.

But come on. We like it hot. Yeah. And speaking of Washington,

Nina is playing Hillary Clinton these days. Yeah, again. With our friend,

Mo the Monster. Oh, yes. We love her. Yeah.

Look at the monitor. There she is. Oh, yeah. There she is.

Maybe we should play this. Oh, no. I haven't seen it yet. Let's play this.

You too. I'm Hillary Clinton and I want your vote. I'm a Clinton.

Political scandal is in my blood. My husband survived the most rigorous takedown effort ever

by the Republicans and he survived. 2016, it's going to be a cakewalk.

To be in politics, you have to have a very thick hide. The Republicans thought they

could shame me away from politics by bringing up Monica Lewinsky. Silly them.

Unlike Barack Obama, I have to work to earn the vote of the African-American population. Lucky for me,

I have incredible minds on hand so I can target the young African-American male demographic. Hi, everybody.

This is former President Bill Clinton. And you know, maybe I did fool around on Hillary little bit.

Well, finally, Hillary is getting her revenge on me. I told her she needs to go get

the black vote. And boy, did she. This is like a dream come true. I get a chance to work for

Hillary Clinton on her 2016 presidential campaign. Hershey really needs the help. So I'm going to do whatever it

takes. Whatever it takes. Yeah. We know that.

To make sure that she's the next president. So being on Hillary's campaign team is amazing and I'm

actually privileged. You know, she's going to be a great future president.

So sometimes in these meetings, you know, Hillary looks at me and moe in a weird kind of way.

I don't even know how to feel about that or think what she's thinking. People have often wondered

how I've gotten back at Bill for publicly humiliating me with Monica Lewinsky. Well, these young men know

a thing or two about how I might have done such a thing. Yeah, you do. Let's just say,

we did something that the Secret Service might not be too happy about. Right.

Hello, I'm Hillary Clinton. So that's the very first time I've wanted to do Hillary Clinton. You know, I was thinking

the best thing about a Hillary Clinton presidency, aside from the fact that her last name is not Bush,

is that Nina Hartley will get to play her through. I know. That's right.

You know, several years will get to be the adult Hillary or the X-rated Hillary. That was all ad-lib at the time.

I had not seen that. That's great. It's great. I mean, it's a lot of fun.

It's the blonde thing. Got the halo. And it's the very fashionable IR thing.

I hate that white-wind fucking African-American men is a niche market. But it is.

I have to say that James Bartolay doesn't look as Bill as my dildo. No. No.

The dildo is totally nailed it. But you know, he's got a tracksuit on. That's just...

Definitely a little irony there. Where did you... I have to get one of these. That's just too funny.

Well, actually... Take it with you. I've had it for a while. It's okay.

Have you ever used it? I have many times. Always with a condom. Of course.

We have condoms on. Do you feel as good as it is? Oh, yes. Oh, it's made many ladies worse.

Oh, yes. Bill is good in our bed. Yes. Bill is good.

So speaking of sexual freedom. Speaking of sexual freedom. We have the sexual freedom summit coming up. We do.

August 13 through 16. Right? I didn't know that. Well, now you did.

Well, actually it's really... If you're interested in sexual freedom both either as a citizen or someone who's in the healthcare field

because it's actually if you are a social worker or a nurse or any kind working in healthcare field, you can get continuing education credits, right?

Credit CEUs, continuing education units. Units, yeah. So two birds, one stone. An amazing group of people

with whom to socialize and network and CEUs for continuing education practice to keep them licensed up to date. Sexualfreedomsummit.org.

So does Woodhull support a presidential candidate or get involved in the presidential election at all? You want to take that one?

Do they make statements? I mean... Well, sir, there was... They obviously they're probably not going to be

for Republicans because Republican stands on sexual freedom and sexual freedom and choice issues. So they're never going to be for a Republican.

As long as Republicans have to be anti-choice Woodhull, Ohio is always going to be for pro-choice candidate.

So, but we don't... We don't actually endorse. Well, like I said, I don't know. There's something about...

I mean, I'm on the fence about Hillary, but having Nina play the president of the United States for four years, eight years, maybe.

I mean, keep in mind this. Who is Victoria Woodhull? Victoria Woodhull was the first woman

to run for president of the United States. The first woman to have a seat on the New York Stock Exchange? Yes.

She was a lot of firsts. She had a publication of her own. She was a publisher, like Max. Promoted actually access to...

Women's rights. And the single standard. Sexual rights. Sexual rights is single standard.

Free love. Free love. She thought that she also supported abortion rights because she thought that no child

should be born except love children. Instead of forced. And that's 1870s. This was before Diana Ross.

We haven't heard... We don't hear much of her because she was so radical that Susan B. Anthony... She's so radical that Susan B. Anthony

and the mainstream feminist at the time really shoved her out of the way because her sexuality was... She was much too radical when it came to sex.

But we're bringing Vicki back. We are bringing Vicki back. Can you imagine? I mean, the looks that we get when we talk...

150 years, 140 years of sexual freedom if Woodhull had actually been able to make more headway, yeah. So, you know, I...

I loved this thing you said. I think you said it. About playing Hillary as very in charge and a tad bossy without being emasculating.

I imagine she's bisexual and deeply passionate. That's my fantasy about her. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know,

I can believe it. You used to laugh at me all the time that you'd seen her. You'd fuck Hillary Clinton.

It's like, yeah, those big blue eyes, that double-blow job mouth and she had a really nice rump. No, she's got quite a rump.

Bent over. No, there's something about her and you. Bill could not have been attracted to her. She was not innately a sexual person

because Bill is a very sexual person. I think that's true. Or maybe he just likes variety. You know, after all, they've been together a while.

Oh, you know what, I have my own fantasies about how they manage their personal life. But back when they were new together, I'm sure she was,

I'm sure they're passionately boning like rabbit. I heard when, you know, lifestyles was going that they were sometimes there. You know what, I want to believe that so badly.

I so want to believe that's true. So I'm just going to believe it's true. Well, anyway, I just think it would be great. I mean, you know, like I said,

I'm not endorsing Hillary. You know, I don't do not like her being in bed with the defense industry and many other industries.

Monsanto. I don't think Bernie Sanders has a chance of getting the nomination. Then there's that.

And then there's the specter of Bush family. You know, so. And then, oh, speaking of blondes. Who has a Bush anymore?

Speaking of blondes, Donald Trump has thrown his hair, I mean, his hat into the room. I know.

Oh, my God. His hair preceded him by three minutes. He's a blonde. It's summer solstice.

He could play Hillary Clinton. The New York Times did. Donald Trump. The New York Times did pick up a lead

that Donald had to pay 50 bucks ahead. That's great. He gave him a cheer for him. For people to actually show up for his announcement.

Cool. Oh, my God. Where's my invitation? Right.

Oh, wow. Yeah, where is Roger Stone? Well, anyway, on a serious kind of note, I got to say this.

You know, I got to have a moment of respect, not silence, exactly, but just mourning for the people killed in the church massacre in South Carolina.

And we're talking about politics. And we're talking about, you know, Hillary Clinton gets the black vote. And I have to say this is our entire nation's

responsibility, I feel. You know, having the Confederate flag on the South Carolina capital. You might as well put the Nazi flag up there.

Nazi flag. I know. I mean, a father giving his kid a 21-year-old kid, a gun, who's obviously.

We should also, speaking of these things, because it's now one of my favorite things and has been for many years, we should have a moment of silence

for a thousand people that were killed by the police in this country. Well, there you go. Unheard of, unheard of, unheard of

in any kind of enlightened society. And I have to also say, I mean, this guy, this,

I don't even want to say his name, give him fame, because of course these days, all these mass murderers, and they usually are young and white

and upset, and they want fame. They want, they want to be, Nina Hartley, they want to be famous. You know, and they have no talent

like Nina does, so they. Or me. They kill people. And you know, I don't know if I call

them crazy even, they're just, they're messed up, sure, but they are, they are part of our community, you know, maybe not our family,

but definitely our community. And we have to take stock. And this kid, he said, you know, I'm killing you.

He said, it's so kind of deliberately, it was nauseating because you rape our women. What the fuck?

And that is, of course, a sexual statement. It's a statement of disgusting violence, but it does bring up this terrible envy

and this terrible way of interpreting the beauty of sexuality and the beauty of interracial sexuality,

even though I just want to say scientifically there is no such thing as race, there's only one race and that's the human race.

Right, because we can breathe with other people and the babies are fertile. We're not mules. We're not separate like that,

but, you know, because sex, you know, and porn often does fetishize. Porn takes a lot of this negativity and tries to turn it into something,

at least an orgasm, you know, and consensual sex. And then there's the gun industry that takes this energy, this energy

and turns it into shit, turns it into violence, turns it into the worst part of humanity. I guess you could say the common chimpanzee part,

except that's, you know, not fair to the common chimps. Yeah, and they don't do that. No, not really.

But they do murder and they make war. And you know what? We've used this common-chimp paradigm long enough and we're going to turn to the bonobo paradigm.

And guys like that are rebelling against this. They're rebelling against the goodness. And I don't know, and the beauty, and even though it's a church

and I'm not all that into religion, I mean, these people, I have so much love for them expressing forgiveness for this asshole.

Well, they have to do that, they'll eat their liver. I mean, you know, you don't forgive the other person

because they deserve it. You've forgiven the other person to relieve yourself of the burden of being angry all the time.

So I don't know how they can do it that quickly and certainly I have my own ideas on it. But that's not... We're here to talk about sex.

I know. But what happened is that... What I am here to tie it into is that this is an expression of that energy

that courses through our veins that makes us want to fuck or kill. You know? They're very close behind.

They're close. They're back in the brain. They're this close. You know, fuck it or eat it.

I think the guy needed sex therapy. I think his dad probably needed sex therapy. Listen, I think all of those red states who are all...

They all need sex therapy. They are manipulated. They are poor people. They are poor, uneducated people.

And as my mother said of the police and of the poor, she said they know not what they do. But they do know what they do.

Even made ignorant. Ever since Reagan got in office and he started, you know, defunding public education

and were transferred wealth, we're now 35 years stupider and now it shows. Yeah.

And I guess I feel that sexual freedom and racial tolerance or racial equality kind of go together.

Well, certainly. Because when you're centered in your body, you no longer need to judge other people or fear their judgment.

You no longer need to do something to get a reaction. I do what I do because I have to do it. Other people have the reactions that they do,

but I'm not doing it to piss you off. I'm not doing it to make you mad. I'm not doing it to make you cry. I am doing it to turn you on and amuse you.

But people still get angry at me or cry or get upset with what I do because of course projection and all that. Yeah.

So it is related. It is. When you turn the heat up under water and the molecules start moving more quickly,

you start boiling, the culture is starting to boil because of the, in my view, the lack of pleasure

and the extreme stress on the culture and the ways that we are used to being. Yes, I agree. And so we start shooting people.

We start hurting ourselves. We start... We see violence as a solution to problems, as a solution to insecurities,

as a solution to shame. As an outlet for stress that we don't have a word to because we're not in our bodies

because our bodies have been stolen from us by the way that we're raised and kept ignorant. And so instead of looking to our bodies and our sexual pleasure as a source

of healing and growth and community, we fear and loathe it and then hate people who seem to have something that we don't have.

So black men have sex. Black men are sex. Women are sex. And him, the poor white guy,

he doesn't get to have any sex because they have taken it all from him as opposed to, maybe I'm just a putt.

Well, you know, I mean, what... Yeah, people like to blame their own sexual shame

on others or themselves. But certainly if you're going to blame them on others, sometimes racial intolerance comes up.

Or aid to them or all... You get the same thing with gender hatred, you know, women who hate men, all men are men.

Well, like the Santa Barbara Massacre was based on that. Of the hatred of women. These massacres are connected

to the lack of sexual freedom. Oh, absolutely. To the lack of these poor guys until they kill people

and they're no longer poor guys. But they need to talk to somebody. They have sexual issues that they need to resolve.

Well, what Woodhull talks about and supports is the fact that when we have disordered relationships to pleasure in our body,

the energy must come out somehow. Yes. Come out in a healthful manner or come out in a rageful manner.

And since we... Yes. So these people are coming out in a rageful manner.

Yes. So Woodhull doesn't talk about this particular thing particularly, but talks about creating

a more culture-wide tolerance acceptance of sexual variation. So you need to come to the Sexual Freedom Summit.

Right. In August. 13th through the 16th. O-R-G.

And workshops all day, parties all night, and who knows? Could be an orgy.

Yeah. What might happen? So I think a part of all this would happen in South Carolina

and a lot of the intolerance that occurs sexually. There's a huge lack of courage. You know, this...

It begs this thing that happened this past week. It begs for a discussion amongst all parties

that puts everything on the table in terms of what the solutions are. But you watch it start immediately like, well, you either need guns

or you don't need guns. Everyone is postulating rather than speaking to one another. I think one of the things

that is key to what we've talked about sexually is that communication is key. We must talk. We must find out what the other is about.

And I think that's exactly what isn't happening otherwise. Now, this could be a very mentally ill young man,

but he was also teed up. I know it's hard to say that now, but he was also teed up. Somebody gave him a gun.

Yeah. The society allowed that to happen. Got a confederate flag on his states lawn. You know?

I mean, yeah, maybe he's mentally ill, but I think our society needs to take some responsibility. Well, isn't extreme racism...

It's not an excuse. Isn't extreme racism a kind of delusion? Isn't what? Isn't racism a kind of delusion?

Oh, yeah. Well, because there is no such thing. We're not really different races. We're the human race.

But, you know, I mean, and bringing it a little back to sex, yeah, I mean, people need to resolve these issues.

I mean, this whole idea, he says, you know, I'm shooting you because black men are raping white women. Okay.

How inflammatory, how historic. I mean, and yet, who's raped most white men raping black women, actually,

throughout the years of slavery that this country was built on? And then, if we get prison rape, there's a lot of men-on-man rape going on

and are institutionalized warehousing of people that we don't care about anymore. So... So, what all is about

is about freedom for good sex, freedom for consensual sex. So that there's, you know, I think if there's more consensual good sex,

there's probably going to be less of this raping and killing. It's just a hunch. It's the bonobo way.

I was going to say, how did the bonobos settle conflicts? The bonobos do it. They somehow, you know... They rub genitals.

They fuck, right? They rub genitals. They kiss. Hoka-hoka.

They do... They do hoka-hoka where the women, the females rub their big, bulbous pussies together.

Awesome. And sometimes have orgasms that make them fall out of a tree. That's so great.

What a way to go. Yes. And because they do this, they stick together.

So if a male is so bold or stupid as to attack a female or her child,

her sisters, who aren't really even sisters, but who have had sex with her and love her, will defend her,

which is not what they do in common-chimp land or, for that matter, on most humans.

How much is pan-troglodyte, right? What's bonobo? Pan-what? Pan-paniscus.

So we are going to have to switch tapes very shortly. I'm getting hard. Well, yeah.

Well, we're going to have bonobo-ville communion shortly. We're here in bonobo-ville.

We're along the bonobo-way and we're celebrating summer solstice and getting ready

for the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we need our sexual freedom.

It helps us feel good and it also helps to create peace through pleasure. So don't come yet.

Don't go away. We'll be right back. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book

called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions,

including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war, really. They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other.

They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because

they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane,

bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing

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Time to get dirty. The wildest, most explosive, most delicious tequila drink ever. You wanna dip down?

A little dirty. You're not to radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. We are back

on Dr. Susan Block. With Nina Hartley, future president of the sex field.

And actually we just got a tweet from porn star fan, aka Panny Boy. Nina is the teacher of the porn

industry. Better than 50 shades. Now I don't know that 50 shades is a teacher of anything.

Oh, it does not even go down. She's at least 75 shades. My husband, Ernest Green, wrote the best book ever.

Master of O. There you go. Master of O.com. I gotta get a copy of this.

It says, really, if you want male dom, femme, sub, sex from an experienced point of view, all sex guaranteed taken from life.

He's an amazing author. And I would love to trade you. Oh, I didn't know. You know what?

Next time I come, I'll bring the pretty book that I can leave with you. Because, of course,

you know, 50 shades, holy crap. 50 shades of, wouldn't I ever get to go there?

Anyway. So, yeah. Cool. Ernest.

Shout out to Ernest. Master of O. What is that on Twitter? And he is the master of O.

Master of O.com. And put it this way. I'm Nina Hartley. And he, I will look at this

whatever. I will listen. Thank you, right? Master of Nina.

Is there a secret? Is there a key in like a phrase or two? Yes.

The secret to getting, to be a dominant, the secret to getting what you want is to know what you want.

And then the secret then is to give the good orders, the right orders. The right order is

find out what your partner likes and order them to do it. Oh. And know what you want.

Yes. To get what you want, you have to know what you want. Exactly.

Thank you. And that is the opposite of being a dominant, a master or a mistress.

If you, a submissive person playing from the submissive role, not a submissive person,

a person playing from the submissive role wants to be taken and used and to be pleasing. So a dominant person has to be

someone who can be pleased. Amen. Using, using this other person, it's a power exchange,

not a power trip. Submit is a verb. Dormat's a noun. Submit is a choice.

It's a game, it's a game, it's a game we're playing for the next hour.

I'm playing that you're in charge. Yeah. Yeah. And it's fun.

And you're playing that you're in charge. And you know, bonobos do a kind of bonobo-esque BDSM.

Detail. In the sense that they play and they do a lot of rough housing that seems to involve

power exchange and that of course never gets out of control to the point that they're killing each other.

They seem to have fun with certain levels of violence that are controlled. I mean, once I was looking at

these bonobos, this female, she kept kicking this male bonobo who kept coming after her wanting to have sex

and he was obviously much younger and she kept kicking, kicking, kicking until finally she turned around

and let him fuck her. That's awesome. You know, and usually they do it face to face

but that time it was Nina Hartley style rump out. That's great. That's great.

Well, you know, energy, it's a dance and so the energies to feed and breed

are really close together in the back of our brain. You know, when the encounter

is something new in the wild, do you eat it or fuck it? And if so, in what order? And that's just a mammalian thing.

That's just what, you know, and we're animals. I mean, at that level. Release your inner animal.

Concentrally, of course. Yes. Non-concentral SM is a crime called assault and battery.

So a negotiation is not the absence of no. Negotiation is a statement of shared intentions. Yes. So if I want you to eat my pussy,

I can't just sort of shove your head in my general direction and hope that you'll figure out what I'm asking you to do. I have to get from you.

I have to ask you outright, would you please? And you have to say, yes, I would like to.

Yeah. And then it can play with your head in my lap. But what happens all the time, or the thing I hate most

and we don't want to go on too far in it, is getting her drunk and seeing what we can do. Right.

Which is exactly what I'm about to do. No. But we're all consenting adults. Okay, okay.

So first of all, we are consenting adults. My first communion. It is summer solstice.

And they call it the holiday of the honeymoon. But don't. Where they drink mead.

We don't have any mead. Oh, come on. But we do have Rhonda Jeremy Rum

and Agua Coca-Leaf Liquor and Dirty Tequila. Yeah. And we are.

Susan Block is getting a Nina Harley cherry. Okay. Well.

Not many firsts for Ms. Hartley. I like that. I. First communion.

I do. First communion. My first communion. Well, you didn't grow up Catholic.

So. Oh, Hartley. Sort of Jewish Buddhist or atheist Jewish Buddhist.

Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, yeah. So.

How did it work? How it works is instead of the wafer, the body of God.

We have. What did they say? The God. That we have

the salt. So I've heard. And instead of the blood of the God,

we have the dirty tequila. Of the God. And lime. Oh, we have all kinds of things.

So don't drink it yet. I won't. I won't. The usual alter that we provide

here in Bonoboville are the boobs. So by the way,

bonobos have boobs. Really? The females have some pretty hefty boobs.

So do I actually. Well, that's. I'm sorry. It just happens, you know.

Bonoboville? Can you do that? No, no, no, no, no. All right.

So I have my, my staff only here tonight, which is cool. It's great.

Hey, here is. Speaking of boobs. The lovely biz. Bonobo.

Hello. Hello, biz. Hello, biz. And Chelsea.

With the cute shoes. Oh. Demoiselle. And also the cute shoes.

AKA Chelsea Bonobo. Chelsea Bonobo. Yeah. Part of the Bonobo family here.

All right. So. Would you like to drink first and or provide yourself

as an altar? Is it? Oh, I see. I guess if I'm holding a drink,

I guess I have to drink first. You're going to drink first. All right. Well, since I'm your host.

So is it salt to keel a lime? Is that how that works? I will be your first altar. Okay.

If you like, you know, we have my other lady alters as well. And then there's a man altar as well. I'm good for one shot.

So one shot. If it's going to be, it's going to be biz or you or Chelsea, I'm fine,

but I'm stopping at one because. Well, you could only, you could just have one shot, but three nipples because, you know,

couldn't do it that way. So should I button now? Nipple. Well to go for the internet and blonde asking.

We should probably use biz that for the contrast. All right, all right. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Contrast Norway.

Okay. So now, so now she will provide her altar. and here comes her. Oh wow. Oh dear Lord. Real boobs. Oh pretty. First you prepare the

altar by licking it. Damn. Yeah. Okay. That's what I have to say. Here you go. Yeah, yeah. You can just go down here. There you go. Oh. Yeah, definitely not gonna miss any of this. Beautiful. Nina's always been such a wonderful overachiever. The secret to nipples like this when you want to pinch them. Do not pinch. Take your teeth or your nail and just press in a little bit.

No biting or bite. And now we apply the salt on Odomini. Oh dear Lord. You know hardly. All right. And now you lick up that luscious salt and down your shot. Yes. All right. Yeah. Applause. I have salt in my hand. I can't walk. Okay. I get it. And we're done. Yes. I'm Do you want to nipple bondage on you? Most definitely. Yes. I bet. But I'm built for it.

Do you like it? I adore it. Win-win. Yes. Yes. Win-win. I can pretty red thread. You cannot tie my nipples up because they're cone shaped and everything just slides right off. Right. So you have the amazing wow. Thank you. Every time you do this I can't breathe. Okay. Would you take a break every once in a while so I can inhale. Okay. Well we're going to now.

You get your Bonoboville communion. I think every mistress needs a master. So I go both ways on it. I'm a switch. Yep. Nice. Yes. Yes. She goes both ways. More ways than more. So now. So I guess also Dan. So I will be I'll be the altar for Danny then. Would you like that Danny? Would you like that Danny? Was that a trick question? I mean what are friends for right?

Right. Oh my God. All right. And the beautiful Nina Boobidge. The altar. For me squealing is yellow for me. Yellow. That's a good color for the holiday. If I don't squeal I'm not feeling it. Yellow for the summer sun. Okay. You're going to make her squeal? I may have to test this to which one is best. Okay.

Okay. Preparing the altar of Nina Hartley for Bonoboville communion. We have Danny O'Neill of the Victoria. He's going to use more teeth with that word. Foundation. All right. I'll align. Here we go. So two salted. Whoops. I don't want you to look

like you have dandruff on your pants here. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. Now we get the squealing. Better. Where'd you do your shot? There it is. He wanted to, you know, do it slowly. She sounds just like a bonobo, actually. Her little squeal. Yes. Oh, squealing is good. Because I've gotten very quiet because I need my sex life. And so it brings all the bonobos running.

So I only get to do that once. Is that or every regularly? Well, August, we're going into, I'll see you in August. Oh, well, that'll be different up. Okay. All right. What, Bonoboville communion? You can do it as often as you like. As often as your alter will. We have to have a discussion. Okay. Yes, we can negotiate.

We will. We'll discuss it. If you're like me, you're a Mrs. out of self-preservation. Absolutely. Have to know where they're coming from. Yes. So who is, who is, are you partake or you only alters? I definitely partake. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Ladies, would you like to partake? They're busy tweeting and things. They're tweeting.

Yes, you got Chelsea right in the middle. All right. Well, I think you are not tweeting, so you are certainly welcome to do your Bonoboville communion. All right. Well, you did mention a rule before. If I could be a little bit greedy, could I double dip from the holy water here? Oh, no. I'll flip my shot. Oh, no, never, never.

But I'd like one move each. Is that too much? Absolutely. I make the rules on that. Got it, got it. Well, I am so, I'm so excited at the thought of having Dr. Susan and Nina Hartley for my first communion. Well, second communion. Actually, you've been an alter. Yeah, she actually, Biz just started working as our producer. It's a good way to break her in.

You've been an alter a couple of times. It's the first time I get, but we've had so many guests who are thirsty and now, you know, it's a little more intimate, so sure. Okay. Time for you. I would like to do, I'm going to get dirty too. Okay. How did I know that? Right. Okay. Yeah, come on. Biz is going to get dirty. That's dirty business.

No, no, don't. No. Stop. Oh, please. Stop. Oh, please. Stop. Please. Please. Stop. Stop. Please. Stop. How do you spell that? F-T-H-A-P. Stop. Yeah, yeah. Is this one of the rules? Oh, do you want Danny involved too? Woodhole sexual freedom? Oh, I got it. Stop means nothing. It's yellow that is important. Right. Stop means nothing. Red means something.

Okay. So first you lick the alter to prepare it, then you apply the salt. I can't do that for an extended period of time. Okay. I can do that for an extended period of time. Here, I'll hold this for you so you can get into it. You do what you need to do. Yeah, you do what you do. You do you. That good for you? You talk it to me? Yeah, I'll talk it to you. We're having a religious experience.

God. Oh, busy, busy, busy. Oh my goodness. Okay. Yes. That is one prepared alter. You know. Did I pick the right seat for tonight or not? Thank you. All right. Now the salt. Salt, salt. You got to lick the salt before you get your drink. And I'm not, I'm not a little bite. And there you go. Thank you. Oh, my nipple's much

much happier now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. That was fun. It's a beautiful thing. Very, very beautiful. Okay. We are beautifying Bonoboville with boobies. Yeah, it works. It does, you know. It makes the world a better place. There's a thing about just looking at boobs that is a healing thing they've discovered. I did. I play. I feel myself up all the time is a healing thing. Yeah. I could

wear lipstick and still be very masculine. Yeah. And I think I think it's my color. Absolutely. We're going to have to practice with limes. Okay. Okay. Well, I can be trained. Yeah. No comment. I kind of assumed that. Well, let's see. Alrighty then. Alrighty then. So who needs a drink? Me.

All right. Who will be your alter? My featured guest. I know you've provided already, but you're going to provide again. Damn, no. Stop. Wait, stop. No. I haven't heard yellow even though that's what I'm wearing. She's saying, don't stop. Don't stop. You have to give so much. I know. I know. It's hard to what? No, it's not. Great. Oh, yeah. Now that is how you suck

a nipple. Did I get the best seat in the house or what? Oh, my goodness. Oh, yes. Yes. Take that with. Well, I did get the preview of Danny kind of, you know, bumping through his first try. Bump it in. Bump it in. Oh, please. Teach me. Oh, oh, my God. Oh, my God. That is, you know, the secret of good or sex. Yes. What's the secret

to good or wrong? Whether you're not sucking nipples or pussies or cocks or feet. Yes. Yes. Did you enjoy it? Thank you. Thank you. Yes. That's it. If you're having a good time, your partner will go, wait, I'm having a good time. Wow. That was great. What can I say? I love salt. I love Nina. I love Nina. Okay. Can we have a hand for Nina Hartley and her beautiful nipples

and the woodhull sexual freedom? I love fall. That's just great. I want to ask a question. You're doing this in Virginia? We are doing it in Virginia, Max. Alexandria. So we're like this close to DC is like just over the border. August 13th through 16th. Hillary might stop by. No, no, no. Is everybody all right in Virginia?

I mean, everyone is fine. Really? Like, yeah, okay. Yes. Yes, they're fine. I mean, it's a little bit. There's no official orgies. It's not like we're scheduling or advertising orgies. I think Max is a little worried about south of the Mason-Dixon line. Right. Are they all sane? Oh, yeah. Well, we're all sexual freedom summit, by the way.

Just like it sounds, no funny spelling. Sexualfreedomsummit.org. The fact that we're worried means we do need to support our sexual freedoms. We do. Oh, totally. We really need to. And Max, you have been a freedom fighter for decades. A long time. You've done your time in jail. I've only done a total of four or five days in jail over my career. You've done, you've got me beat. I know.

I've got almost two years. Almost two years. Not quite. But never for being convicted of anything, by the way. Just for conspiracy and not showing up. I got raided. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I sued the LAPD and won a nice settlement. No, no, I mean, I was funny when you're talking about coming here into Bonoboville and all the sights and the erotic art. And the LAPD were equally

impressed, except they did not call the erotic art art. They called it vice. Right. And they called in the vice squad. They called in everybody to try to bust me for something, which they couldn't really do. Of course not. There's no there or there. You know, I'm blessed that I wasn't, because sometimes they created there. We know that they don't always just go by what is reality.

And I learned in my lawsuit against them in federal court that they're very experienced at lying. And police officers lie. No, very well. Oh, very, very well. Yes. Very strict. I mean, they go to training. And I mean, yeah, you know, they said that there was sex going on when there wasn't. I mean, there is sex going on here sometimes, but in that moment when they came in, there wasn't. They said

the door was open when it was just said that they missed it. And they started. Yes. Oh, what do we have here? Oh, I do have Dr. Mars. He would like to, he's a big fan of yours, and he's not here for some reason, and he's a member of Bonoboville. So let's get him on the line. Hello, Dr. Mars. Hello, are you there, Dr. Mars? What, what have we got? Such a tease.

Left at the altar again. Dr. Mars. God. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hey, Dr. Mars. How are you? You got a lot of applause. I think you got more than Nina actually. Wait, okay. So, Dr. Mars, you're on the line with Nina Hartley. In the same room. This is fantastic for me. Yes. Take a breath. Do you have a question? Do you have a question? I'm just, I'm just

basking in all the beauty. Okay. Well, that's the way it's summer solstice and the sun is shining. Well, actually the moon, the honeymoon. The honeymoon is shining. It's the honeymoon. What the? Nina Hartley is just amazing. She's so much changed the way you look at adult films. Dr. Block is like my mother. She's changed my ideals on sex. It's amazing to see you both together

helping to continue something that's great, education through sex, having people live free and passionate. Yes. Yes, indeed. Hallelujah. Let's try to make it happen. It starts with you. And so you get to be the example in your own community. Gee, Dr. Mars, why are you so happy? Because I got my sex hat screwed on straight and I can tell you

how to do it. Because we cannot be where you are, but you can be the avatar of sexual health and sanity in your community, in your circle of friends, and take our words, take them into your own words and spread them around with your community and spread the good news, but the gospel about sex. It's just imparting education. The processes of education can end a lot of the

racism, the corruption, the violence. People are too busy trying to restrict sex and stuff it in a little hiding place like it's something illicit and wrong. No, it's beautiful. It's an expression. Look at all these people in there enjoying and loving and embracing. There's no violence in there. People are drinking and having fun and loving and enjoying sex. Drinking, yes. We're

also sinning. We're also sinning. And sinning. Brothers and sisters, lovers, and sinners. It's a beautiful thing to sin. Come on. If it's that kind of sin, who's gonna complain? Don't get me started. Oh, please do. I mean, if you get started, the whole room gets wet and everything gets orgasm. Wouldn't that be great? I'd like to do that. I like to teach the world

to come in perfect harmony. No tunes. Okay. All right. Tell me. We're going to take this. Yes, we have to throw it back into the hands of our hostess and to tell us what is next. Okay. Well, we're almost at the end of the show. And actually, summer solstice is in 10 minutes. A Midsummer Night's Dream is one of the themes Shakespeare did a play

on a Midsummer Night's Dream. And there is a recurring theme in a Midsummer Night's Dream, Shakespeare's Summer Solstice Play. I'm going to get to the point here that you're going to like. I know this is a little dense for all you non-literature majors, but the recurring theme is the ass. Okay. The ass. There's an ass. I've always felt that way too. You know,

a Midsummer Night. Bottom the ass. Bottom the ass. Okay. So, bottom is kind of an ass because he's kind of a doofus, you know, and he's an actor. And yeah. Yeah. He's kind of a body actor. He plays, you know, an ass too, in a play. He falls in love with him. Yes. Yes. And then he's actually turned into a donkey or an ass. And there's lots of plays on the word ass in

a Midsummer Night's Dream. So I think it is kind of inevitable that you turn around and show the famous, legendary, iconic, hardly ass. Oh, no, don't spank it, Danny. No, no, no, stop. Oh, that feels so good. Oh, God, it feels good. More to come. Oh, goodness. I remember spanking you. Oh, that's nice. Oh, Dr. Block. Oh, yes.

Lifestyles. Oh, she has. You're not taking up your end. In Virginia. In Virginia. Got another spank from the switch there. That's nice. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you, Ben. Oh, that feels so good. Nina Hartley ass is the most spankable ass on there. How are you doing, Dr. Mars? Are you there? Oh, that feels so good. Yeah, I thought he would be.

I didn't think he'd mind this little detour. So everyone else had to put the phone down, I'm sure. That's a great detour in the world. Oh, thank you. There's always a great story that I remember. We were going up to the Bunny Ranch to a party. Oh, don't ever stop. And we got on the plane. I'm going to tell the story later. Okay. Oh, no, no, please tell it.

Oh, spanking is good. That is Chelsea. I don't want to interrupt the spanking. Oh, no, you don't know how hard it gets back. I get spanked very bad. Oh, it feels good. Oh, that feels good. Oh, that's so good. Oh, you know what, Nina? Yes, ma'am. I have a specialty. You do? In fact, I mean, I kind of like you to get over my knee for this. If that wouldn't

be too much trouble, you can put your face in either direction. Okay. Here, you want to put it towards... Oh, please. Yeah, here you go. Put your face over here. Okay, so this is what you call, what I call a books spanking. Wow, that's a fun, that's a nice, fat paddle. Actually, that feels really good. Damn. Books

are not just good for me. That's why I relaxed that. That is feeling really awesome. Put the paper back for the help. Oh, yeah, I'm being told. Yet another use of the bonobo way. That's right. That feels awesome. That's really good. It's got a lot of leverage. It's a very good paddle. It does. Oh, yes, it is. Yes, ma'am. And I've been doing this at

book signings when I get frustrated. Oh, good. So, Dr. Suzy, I think that is the extraordinarily valuable copy now. Perhaps you might want to go to the highest bidder, perhaps? Oh, I don't know. I think I should just give it to Nina. Okay. Yeah, because I know I gave you a digital one, but I think I haven't given you one that is in print. So, I will sign it.

Prince Chin was a bonobo at Yale, actually. Well, he was with the... I knew you needed that. A good spanking. It's really flat. Have you noticed your eye enjoyed it? I'm about to. It's a good way to spank in the summer solstice. Absolutely. And also, a great five-minute. So, we're here to push, obviously, Bonoboville and Dr. Suzy Block,

but Danny and I are here on behalf of the Woodhull Sexual Freedom Alliance to promote the Sexual Freedom Summit, sexualfreedomsummit.org. And we are on the board of directors and we're here pimping and shilling for our favorite organization. We want you there, August 13th through 16th. Sexualfreedomsummit.org. Yes, indeed. Yep, Victoria Woodhull was a great

badass, revolutionary, and a sexual freedom fighter. You know, you know, you know the Comstock laws. You know the... Sexualfreedomsummit.org. The Comstock laws. Sorry, Ricky. Comstock got his start harassing Victoria Woodhull. That's right. Because she was so radical and badass. And yeah. And I want to give a shout out for Ricky Levy. Oh, my God.

Without him. Without him. Oh, my God. Yeah, none of this would happen without Ricky. Not a thing. And so, you know, this has basically been a fantastic... So, I just want to tell one little story. Yes, go ahead. We have time for one little story. We were going to the Bunny Ranch. Okay. And we boarded the plane. And Susan says to me, she says, Max, there's Nina Hartley.

I said, where? Nina Hartley. Yeah. Where? She says, that's her ass. I told you. I didn't see you and you were wearing sunglasses. I mean, I didn't see your face. I just saw you from behind. And I just knew it was great. You are so distinctive and special. And you do so much. I mean, you just give people so much hope for sex positivity for that sunshine that Summer Solstice

is all about. You really bring it to people. You really do with your attitude, with your intelligence, your sapiosexual... Because like Bonobo, I will probably have sex with you. I'm interested in having sex with anybody once. Yeah. Just for starters. If I like you once, I'll like you again. That gives people so much hope. Yeah. This is why I travel with her.

Hello. What's going on? Have you guys had sex yet? No, we've been flirting for two years. Because I know you were flirting on our last one. So you say you'll have sex with anyone, but then again... You know, what I've learned is that rather than try to make it happen right now, it's best... Well, the best thing I ever did... We waited... We liked each other

right away five years later. We had one sexual experience. It was awesome, magical, fantastic, worth the wait in five years. I haven't seen her in five years. But I know if we get together again, it'll happen again. And that is the beauty of being an autonomous sexual person. I don't need you to be sexually happy. I need you to complete a circuit,

but without you, I'm sexually happy. So when I need you, you're not here to make me happy. I'm here to share my happy with you. I'm not looking for you to make me happy. I'm already happy. Why? Because I'm okay with my sexuality. You're okay with your sexuality. So you're already a happy unit. You're a happy unit. This is something for the saviosexuals right

here. Yes, I am a happy unit. This is something I have to put together mathematically, but you're right. One unit, a happy unit begets other happy units. So come to the sexual freedom summit and see if we do it. And learn how to be happy. See if we do it. And if we do, we'll be happy to do it in front of you. It's fun. It's good. It's fun. It's good.

And we love you. And oh, is Dr. Mars still there? Oh my gosh. Thank you, Dr. Mars. He's still there. He's like, wow. Dr. Mars, is he still there? No, he's gone. He's gone. Okay. Bye, Dr. Mars. And yeah. Okay, Max, anything else you want to say before we know? And yeah, just this is my pet peeve now after many years and many

busts and arrests and so forth. Bring the Gestapo under control, please. Because we can't blame them. This is still a sort of a democracy sort of. Of course, some people have bigger votes than others like Montsanto and the defense industry and the prison industry. But it's sort of a democracy. Yeah. You know, and let's stop arming ourselves. I mean,

even the church now all the too late. Yeah, right? Yeah. The congregation is arming itself. We're arming ourselves in this country instead of laying down our arms and hugging each other and holding each other and loving each other. And we have such potential, such great, wonderful potential to have a society that's really great, great, great.

Put down your arms and pick up your dildos. Exactly. Put down your arm, pick up your vibrator. Yeah, vibrators, dildos, Sybians, you know, whatever. But I mean, this is what we need to arm ourselves with the tools of pleasure. Yes. Yes. Yes. And forgiveness. Drop bras, not bombs. Exactly. Drop panties. Yeah. Yeah. And panties. Yes. You know, we have a

pantler. Drop loads. A pantler. I love that. We have a pantler. Thank you, Dr. Susie. Thank you, Nina Hartley. Thank you, Nina. Thank you. Woodhull Freedom. Sexual Freedom Summit. O.R.G. Alliance. Thank you, Danny O'Neill. And thank you, my darling viewer or listener in your cardboard

box or your mansion on a hill. I want you to be good. I want you to be happy. I want you to go to the Victoria Woodhull Sexual Freedom Summit. And I want you to make like bonobos, not baboons, make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight, even if that someone is you. I love you. I love you. We love you. Talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else.

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