ORGASMS for the EYE on The 4th of JULY!

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, Americans and anti-Americans, all you children of sex, and we are all children of sex. All of us Americans and anti-Americans is the fourth of July, America's birthday. Yay! And we're celebrating here in the beautiful American town of Bonoboville.

Yes, indeed. And yeah, it's fireworks over Bonoboville. That's what we've been enjoying for the past hour or so. Up on the roof, like lots of Americans who love the fireworks. Yeah! Red, white, blue.

America is getting greener in a way. America is getting rainbow. And we're proud to be gay. The Bonobo way. Oh yeah. Yeah, we've got some things to celebrate in America tonight. On America's birthday, you know? Sometimes I feel so conflicted about the fourth of July.

I mean, I love it. I love it, love it, love it. I love the fireworks. Orgasms for the eyes. Yeah, you know, it's true. When orgasms are really, really good, it's like you not only feel it in your genitalia

and crawling all around up your spine and out your fingers, and orgasms, fireworks explode in your brain. And yeah, when you watch the fireworks, especially like I used to watch them as a kid lying in the park on a blanket, looking up, maybe with my legs spread. Yeah, I think so.

And with my snake between my legs. No, not really. But I definitely enjoyed the orgasms of the fireworks just exploding right over me like a lover. Woo! Oh yeah. While we all hung out in the park in our little cotton shirts and shorts,

experiencing these orgasms for the eyes, together. A communal, fantastic orgasmic fireworkin' fourth of July. For the community. It was a communal experience that I enjoyed, you know. Somehow more than like Veterans Day when everybody seemed to have to worship war.

Even though, of course, on the fourth of July, yeah, there's this facsimile of war going on, right? Fireworks are the rockets red glare, the bombs! Fuckin' bombs! Bombs bursting in air. Except they're not really.

And that's what's so much fun. That's what's so much fun is that they're not really bombs. They kind of feel like bombs. They kind of look like bombs. Especially like that shock and awe when we bombed Baghdad.

I remember juxtaposing the shock and awe bombing of a city with the fireworks. At that time it was over Can Harbor. And both were beautiful. Except one was fuckin' killing thousands of people.

And being watched on television like it was the fireworks. Sick! But we love our fireworks. We humans. We love our fire. Prometheus gives us fire. And we take it. We take that Promethean fire and we run with it and we create electricity and great cities and ugly wars.

Yeah, but we also create just these pure, beautiful fireworks that have no purpose. But to entertain us. Give us pleasure. Adults and children alike.

I want to say that. It's like an orgasm for a child. I know when I was a child, I looked up at the sky, lit up like that. You know? We could see the stars a little bit back then because there wasn't so much pollution.

But this explosion of energy was like being out in space. Like being out there where you can actually experience the stars exploding like I think they do. Instead we're here on this isolated rock of our humanity. And I am here in Bonoboville on my broadcast bed laying on a towel that is shaped like the American flag.

Colored like the American flag. And listening to my commercial in my ear. Is that what I'm supposed to be doing? Listening to my commercial in my ear?

Hello everybody! This is the Dr. Susan Block Show. And we're broadcasting live from Dr. Susie Speakeasy on the 4th of July. And I think we've been looking at some of our footage of the fireworks. Is that right?

It just sort of crept in during my introduction. But we've been up there on the roof of Bonoboville. And we've been celebrating America's birthday. There we are.

Now here's a good shot of nothing. Yep. This is it. We were talking about editing this tape. We did not edit this tape. See?

Yeah, okay. Well there is us going we. And of course we don't see a thing here. Okay, there's some fireworks in the background. There you go. We're looking good.

Oh, yay. Here I am with Skye. Who normally is very shy. But for some reason, 4th of July makes her want to come out and blaze. Yeah, here we are. Here I am. There I am.

Trying to say something. Okay, I'm going to shut up so I can hear myself. Okay, we have no sound. Okay, I believe I said something fairly, you know, intelligent. Not intelligent, but you know, I said something there.

Did you hear that? You couldn't hear that out there in the bar. We have some technical issues. Even though Prometheus has given us fire,

he hasn't necessarily given us the proper technology to hear all of this. There's no speakers. Thank you, Skye, for that arithmetic. That's right.

That howl is the exact howl we have on our sound effects. Okay, so we're back to the studio. Okay, and I'm here with my snake Eve. And Eve is, of course, a great symbol of America.

The founding of this great country. Because we use the symbol of the snake to represent the states in different parts. And it said, don't tread on me on Tom Paine's. Why are you focusing on my face when I'm talking about my snake?

I don't understand. People aren't listening. Okay, we are here in Bonoboville. And this is my snake.

Eve, don't tread on me. Very good. All right, and now back to the fireworks, I guess. Are we in the fireworks?

Is something going on there? Yeah, but we're not seeing... Oh, there it is. There's one. Okay, they're exploding.

Yeah, they're really all around us here in Bonoboville. We can't give you our location, but we will just say we are in the center of West LA. Right near LAX. You might see a plane go by.

That's Abe's arm going by. Yep, it was. It does look remarkably like bombs. Yeah, okay.

This... All right, we're back because obviously there weren't any fireworks going off for just a moment there. So we're back here in my broadcast bed. And I just want to say that, you know, tonight is kind of a quiet night, a family night.

We're here just the Bonobovillians. And so if you want to give us a call, our number is 310-568-0066. And I guess the theme tonight would be America's birthday, sexual freedom, your favorite 4th of July. And of course, fireworks, not bombs.

They say books, not bombs. Somebody said that recently. One of those people said books, not bombs, which I am all for. And as a matter of fact, I have a book that's quite the bomb. But, you know, when it comes to bombs, I think you need something stronger than a book.

Yeah, so funny, I've got these on, but nobody... For some reason, nobody wants... Okay, forget it. Are you guys... No? No? Well, never mind. Okay, so what's going on over here?

Okay, so we're showing us looking confused on the roof. Okay, there's fireworks though, right behind us. All right, here we are. The Bonoboville cinematography staff has got it down.

Yeah, you can tell we're very experienced here. And anyway, we do know how to put out a picnic blanket, that's for sure. Look at those fireworks, baby. And that's a nice table.

And now I'm going to just relax. Because this is way too tiring. Test one, two, test, test. Yeah, I want to lie down to look at the fireworks.

Test one, two, test, test. Hey, Max. Hello there. Is it a test?

Well, yeah, I'm just getting my microphone on. And happy 4th of July. Thank you, thank you. So...

I'm watching you on the internet. Yeah. Actually, right here from my computer. Oh, nice.

Okay. Yeah. So, what do you see? Well, I see you on the bed.

And now I see you on the roof. I'm everywhere. Look at that sky with nothing in it. Wow.

Oh, there's some lights. Okay. Do we have a fire? There's a firework.

Yeah. Okay. So, yeah. Fireworks are kind of overhead.

This is before the birthday cake, right? America's birthday cake. Which was Biz's butt. Okay.

Yeah. I think we're trying to organize that right now. Okay. So, Max, it's America's birthday.

Yes. What do you feel about the state of America today? Well, we should be celebrating fascism today. Because we've lost most of our freedoms.

The most basic freedoms, like walking on the beach. Walking on the beach. At night. Who wants to walk on the beach?

Lots of people do. Really? Yeah. You're not allowed to walk on the beach?

Not at night. I mean, it's kind of dangerous to walk on the beach at night. Well, only here in America. Or in Benghazi, maybe.

Yeah. Over there. But certainly not the rest of the world. Well, darling, I didn't know you wanted to take walks on the beach at night.

Well, I don't want to be arrested. So, I'm not going to take a walk on the beach. Oh, you mean if they'd make it legal, we'd be walking on the beach at night? Yeah.

So, just like Khan. Remember, we go to the beach, watch the movies at the beach. Yeah. Yeah, we watched a movie at the beach at night.

And drank on the beach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

There's a lot of activity in Khan on the beach at night. So, in San Felice also. San Felice also. And there's no festival.

It's just the new wine, any excuse to be on the beach. Swimming and drinking and having fun. Okay. So, in America, we can't do that.

We can't swim and drink and have fun on the beach. In some areas. Okay. Yeah.

But not here in LA. I don't think so. Okay. Well, okay.

So, we could grumble about that. Grumble. That's a basic freedom. And we just say, oh, you can't do that.

So what? Well, I don't know. I don't think about it anymore. I mean, maybe when I was in my early 20s, I don't even know if I walked on the beach

at night then. Honestly. Anyway, you know, we should, we have, we've lost a lot of freedoms. Oh.

So, it's a sad, sad thing. I'm sad. Let's see what's going on. I'm sad now.

Is there anybody in here? We've lost our freedoms. Uh-oh. I think we're going to set up something here.

Good luck. Did we already do the butt? The ones that were on the kitchen table last night. But our own firework.

Okay. We did our own fireworks after the butt though. Okay. We're, we're trying to figure out our next move here.

Ah. Wow. That's a good shot. Okay.

So here is our genius attempt at celebration here on the roof of Bonoboville. Here's Biz. Bonobo, aka Elizabeth Aston.

Okay. And I am lighting her ass. Whoops. But it just went out.

That was the first attempt. Okay. First attempt. This, this took about three or four takes, I think, actually.

Kind of four takes, right? Okay. Yeah. I'm excited now.

Okay. Why are you looking at me? Let's look at this. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. So here we are setting up the next take for America's birthday cake with Elizabeth Aston's ass.

Elizabeth is putting her ass where her name is, aka Biz Bonobo. Now we are going to light a candle in her ass. Whoa. Chelsea is helping.

And here we go. Candle in the ass. And we got it. Yeah.

Happy birthday America. Yeah. Now see, that's something to celebrate right there. I mean, I know we can't walk on the beach, but it makes me happy, nevertheless, to be

American in a moment like this. Yeah. This is one way to light up her ass. Okay.

Now we have to see if we actually did any damage. No, don't go. Let's, let's see this. Okay.

Okay. Now here she is brushing away the sparks. Okay. So what is going on now?

We're, oh, we're getting ready for take two. I think because Larotique, our, our house photographer here, he, he took it with a flash. So we, we, you know, flash kind of blanches out the, the fire. It's all about the fire.

Right. The fire. That's the symbol of orgasm. Visual symbol.

And we're also visual these days that in fact, for some people it's all the orgasm they get is looking at those fireworks. Okay. So this will give you an orgasm.

Okay. We're going to stick this dildonic sparkler. There you go. Celebrate America's birthday in Biz's butt.

And she's looking very nonchalant, even though we know she's very nervous. Here we go. I'm getting better at holding it now. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. So why isn't Uncle Sam blowing it out? Okay.

That was, that was pretty exciting right there. We made it with our own fireworks. And can we have a hand for Biz Bonobo, please? Can you stand up in the audience and take a bow?

Come on. Come on. Biz Bonobo. Come on.

Come on down. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Evie appreciated that. Yeah baby. That was very good. That was explosive.

That was explosive. Not that I don't want to talk to you about it, but I want to see we do it again, I think, right? Okay.

Are we going to do it again? Or what's going on? We're going in real time here. So one more time.

And you are dressed for combat, girl. Oh, now they're telling me that they're constantly shooting. I thought I was trying to get a photo down here, but it turned out I'm doing a show. Okay.

There we are. We're all trying to get with the program. Oh, here we go. Okay.

This is going to be, look at that with the firework above us. Oh yes. Thank you, Skye. Skye brought the sparklers, by the way.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah. We are celebrating America's birthday here. Sticking a sparkler in the butt of a combat lingerie model.

Okay. Now. Yeah. Okay.

There we go. A little fire play. A little fire play. That's what you call it.

That's what you call it. All right. You know, I heard you. Applause.

Thank you. Thank you. God bless America. You know.

I have the freedom to put a sparkler in my bottom. Absolutely. And I finally got it down by the third try. You did?

Yeah, I did. I knew to pull it out before it started like really leaking flames all over your ass. Dr. Block, are you saying you learned how to pull out?

Yeah, you know, I'm always learning new things. I am. And this, this was the first time I'd stuck a sparkler in someone's butt, actually.

Well, happy 4th of July. Thank you. You're very welcome. And you know, you said a word, a dildonic.

Maybe you should define that one next. I take that back. I actually did stick a sparkler in someone else's butt. Oh, no.

I know I did. I did. I can't deny it because it was on, it was on a New Year's Eve. It was, right?

Yeah. Yeah. New Year's Eve. Teja for those of you who remember.

But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was, but you know what? This was special because I had fireworks exploding all around me and you are dressed as a combat veteran.

And I feel that maybe, I don't know. I mean, in some ways it's like the military industrial complex is taking over our lives. But in some ways I feel like we could put an end to war.

Well, there's peace through pleasure. And that's the way to do it, if we're going to do it. And I'm on that path. I'm trying, you know, to go on that path.

That's the path that the sparkler goes on when it goes down deep into your buttocks. You know, it was very pleasurable. Was it?

It was. I didn't realize that. Really? In retrospect, or you actually did at the time?

I asked for it because I knew it would be pleasurable. You asked for it because you're a little bit of a masochist. This would be correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And that's one reason that America goes to war so much is we're all a little bit of a masochist. But it's a good idea to channel that into your ass and maybe, you know, take a sparkler in your ass

instead of dropping bombs on your neighbors. That's understandable. My view. Exactly.

Okay. So Captain Max, would you think of that? That was pretty good. That was pretty good.

Yeah, that was great. Yeah. Absolutely great American thing to do, stick it up your ass. Yeah.

Stick those missiles up your ass. I mean, when I can't think of anything that's more American. They are dildonically shaped. It is the right as an American to put a sparkler

where I want to put a sparkler unless there's a law max. Well, no. Actually, you talked to ISIS about that. They also have the right to do that.

They have a right to put dildonic things on clients. Whatever they want to stick anywhere. This is getting me very confused because the CNN anchor people thought that a flag of dildos in the gay parade

was an ISIS flag. See, that's the thing is all this war is getting like mixed up with our entertainment. I mean, it's a problem, that part.

The war getting mixed up with entertainment. But tonight we can safely say these fireworks did not like harm anyone. No.

Almost, but not quite. That's right. Yes, Cindy. Just a little bit of pain, which was pleasure,

which caused peace through pleasure. Thank you, Chelsea, of course, for, you know, spanking out the sparks before they took fire. Yes, well, thank you both for that.

Yes, a safety first, ladies. No, I was just spanking for fun. She was actually doing it to help you. Her mic is not on.

You could turn her mic on. Her mic is not on. We could have Chelsea's mic on. There she is.

Talk about those buns. Anyway, you're welcome. I just wanted to grab her little buns for fourth of July. Yeah.

And here I thought you cared. They were so hot. Well, it was hot buns instead of a cake for America's birthday.

I think it's the best cake we could have. And it's not even fattening. I love it. Combat lingerie.

Combat lingerie. Yeah. I'm a freedom fighter today. Yeah, exactly.

Freedom fighter. Because camouflage is kind of sexy. Hide in the trees. Well, watch out in Bonoboville.

I could. Yeah. All right. So you're on the flags there.

The flags. Now, speaking of flags, we have to talk about this. Chelsea reminded me that, you know, the Confederate flag is kind of sort of coming down.

I mean, it's up there on the South Carolina lawn of the capital. But there was a woman, some brave soul, some real freedom fighter in America who shimmied up the flagpole.

And we're not talking about Ron Jeremy's dick. Although we are going to drink his rum in a little while. But yeah, the flagpole of South Carolina. Brie Newsom.

Ron Jeremy's dick would be the flagpole of New Jersey. But anyway. So she Brie Newsom. Brie Newsom.

Hashtag Brie Newsom. Okay. She climbed up there. Everybody was calling to her.

Get down, lady. You can't do that. And she climbed up there. You can't do that.

You can't go up there. You know what she said? I know I'm going to get this though. I'm ready.

I'll get arrested. Really? And she took it down. And she took it down.

She took it all the way down. Yeah. It's just six days ago. Is it up again now?

It could be like Ron Jeremy's cock, right? It's up again. Oh man. Yeah.

That's the problem. I think they put it up again. I mean they have to vote to get it down or something. But I don't know.

Maybe we can find out if they put it up again. But that's pretty amazing that she took it down even for a little while. That's amazing. There was some talk of changing the $20 bill as well.

Since it turned out that those guys on the $20 bill are also Confederate. Well the guy on the $20 bill, it's been a guy for a while. His name is Andrew Jackson. They're not a couple.

And actually the funny thing about Andrew Jackson is he never liked paper money. He did not. He did not believe in paper money. He only believed in coins.

But his face is on the cover of the $20 bill. The cover. It's not a book. But it is a bill.

His face is on the $20 bill. Now Hamilton is on the $10 bill. And there's a group of women who lobbied to have a woman put on the $20 bill. Because Andrew Jackson is, you know, he's not even someone who really liked paper money.

And we women, we do like paper money, okay? We'll take any kind of money we can get. So why not put us on the $20 bill? Which is a very frequently used bill.

It's a very prestigious bill to be on. And they said, yeah, because there are no women on any bills. So they said, okay, we're going to give you the $10. The $10.

Women don't generally spend tens. We're supposed to be happy with that. Yeah, tens, you know. And also, actually Alexander Hamilton is on the cover, or the, I keep saying the cover.

The face. The face. He is the face of the $10 bill. And, you know, he kind of was a bit of a fascist, I guess, Alexander Hamilton.

But he was the first treasurer. So he kind of deserves to be on the $10 bill. Anyway, I say we women, we need our woman on the 20. Okay.

Now which woman would we get Ms. Woodhaw? Well, now that's another question. I vote for Victoria Woodhaw. The first woman to run for president.

And, you know, the, I mean, the first woman, I think, member of the stock exchange, and she published her own magazine. And of course she is the namesake of the Woodhaw Freedom Foundation. Woo-hoo!

America's birthday, freedom, freedom. She was a freedom fighter. Let's say sexual freedom. Having a summit.

Has had some gains this year. I mean, just now we got the Marriage Equality Act. That's some sexual freedom right there. We need to celebrate for sure.

Proud to be gay. The bit of a way. Hey. Marriage equality.

And so, yeah. So I'd say Victoria Woodhaw put her on the $20 bill. Let's not settle for 10 ladies. Because they're only giving us one.

Right. Well, we had Susan B. Anthony and Sacajawea. Susan B. Anthony. I mean, like, I like her because her name is Susan.

Of course. I would say Susan, Susan. You know, cool. Right.

But she was a dollar. She's on a coin. Which is pretty good. And then we have Sacajawea on a coin.

Sacaja who? I love Sacajawea. Okay. There was a coin.

In light of me. Who's that? She's a Native American woman that led Lewis and Clark across the country to try to get them over to the rivers of Oregon.

Wow. I am so excited to learn about this. She was one in a poker game. She was one in a poker game.

As the wife of one of them, Lewis or Clark. So she must have been having some sex with Lewis or Clark. This is quite some threesome there. She was the one who led them.

A lot of poise and grace. I mean, this woman was strong. That's why I always run up the hill in Portland. There's Washington Park with Sacajawea statue.

And I would go jogging up there just to like remember her. Okay, I'm going to deal with this. Because she's such an amazing woman. This is quite an American threesome.

It was the original. My girls are enlightening me. We love women. Sacajawea.

She had a dollar coin as well. Yeah, I have one of those too. All right, but this is a coin. And these are coins.

And she was one in a poker game. So how about we glorify someone on a bill? On a $20 bill. Yeah, no, no.

We need a bill now. We need a bill. It's got to be at least a 20. I don't.

So they're mentioning it on Radio Susie 1 if anyone would like to go to Twitter right now. I mean, not that I wouldn't in the, you know, 11th hour take the 10.

Right. Well, you could be on the 10. Well, yeah. There we go.

I want to be on the 10. We have the Bonoboville 5. That's right. The one.

Oh, number one. Number two. I want my snake on. Isn't there a snake on one of those bills or a symbol?

Is there a snake? There's a snake. That would be good to bring back to. Well, I thought you were talking about that.

I don't know. The Don't Cred on the original symbol. That is the symbol that was in Thomas Paine's literature. But I think it's, there might be a snake somewhere on some bill.

There's pyramids and eyes. Right. Weird stuff. It's the eye of Big Brother.

No. So are we up to where we shot off our big, our home fireworks? Cameraman.

Can we see our home fireworks from the roof? Where are we up to there? Uh-oh. Okay.

Oh, it's not there. I thought it was running. Setting up our rockets red glare. Because we had our own rockets red glare.

They were a little scary. And the artillery shells. I felt appropriately outfitted. Yes.

Artillery shells. I'm sure these pearls are going to go a long way towards protecting these brass. Military-issued pearls, right? Yeah.

Very, very, yeah. A strong armor there. Yeah, love it. Armor.

You look great together. Both of you are really festive for the 4th of July. We're festive for the 4th of July. And Evie is looking all perky there.

Uh, yes, yes. Evie is very patriotic. Wow. Wow.

Now, you know, you have strange, loud sounds on the 4th of July. That's what you do. Not my favorite part of the 4th of July. I like the visuals myself.

Oh, there we are. Okay, let's play. I hear them in the background trying to decide what to do. We wanted to look at a little video of our own home fireworks.

We saw the ass lighting, which was very, very impressive. Thank you. Nice ass lighting. Oh, thank you.

And thank you. It's all polite. Well, you did the lighting. I just provided the cake.

Oh, just. Hot cross buns. It was homemade, that cake. That's right.

American grown, made in America. I was trying to protect your buns with my hands. That's right. But a little fire play never hurt anyone.

Well, no, I think it has, actually. Well, we did hear some, I saw a fire truck go by from the roof, but it wasn't coming to us because we were safe. We spanked the sparks out.

Yeah. Oh, no, I thought I heard shelling. We don't know whether it's inside or outside. Fireworks in and out.

Fireworks in and out. In and out. In and out. You were talking about the sperm and the, and the,

I'm looking at our sound effects. Yes. The sperm. Sperm fireworks.

We always like to talk about sperm right around here in Bonoboville. And tonight at being the fourth of July, we're talking about sperm fireworks. Hopefully we'll catch a few of them.

Yes. Those are a little more rare. I would see them a lot in France, perhaps because the French, you know,

are so sort of sexy. Anyway, they're the fireworks that kind of shoot up and then they kind of undulate. They wiggle.

They go, whoosh, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. They look like a sperm flying, you know, or swimming upstream to the egg. And then of course the big kind of pussy-like fireworks,

the chrysanthemums, look like exploding cunts, exploding eggs. And when you get one of those sperm fireworks, just kind of going whoosh,

and then wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. And then you get a pussy-like chrysanthemum firework exploding right next to it. It looks like some sort of sex act.

Exactly. I even witnessed some sperm wars tonight. Really? I did.

Between your boyfriends or what? Well, well, actually in the sky. In the sky. Sperm wars in the sky. Because there were a bunch of them going on.

And then I would notice what would happen along the way was these pussies would be right nearby, all those sperm flying through. So the sperm wars.

I wonder who won. It's interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see all sorts of things in the sky.

I do. So maybe I dropped acid, not bombs. Okay. That's one way to see things in the sky.

But I did that as a child. Not today. And now I'm on a natural high. Yeah, I think I've done that a few Fourth of Julys.

Where would we be really without having that experience? I feel like it did enhance and inform the rest of life. To have some psychedelic experiences. Yes, it certainly informed my life.

But, you know, I did it at a time when I guess if I, it was a crossroads of life. I did it in my late teens and early 20s. So don't know what I would have been like without it.

I know I certainly don't even like to, it seems like the people that I like to hang out with the most have at least done psychedelics once or mushrooms twice or more. But at least once, like I can't kind of,

there's certain way it's like hard to relate or date someone that go out. I noticed that. You got to be a member of the club.

They're not like in the right brain club, or they're in the certain rigidity. I don't know. Willing to explore.

It is a time when you can experience fireworks without there actually being fireworks. That's true. You just see them going off in your brain.

And the consciousness changing. Yeah, consciousness changing. Tell that to the young kids of today. I'm not trying to be like a drug pusher,

but there's mushrooms. There's peyote to have just that, you know, native ceremonial wisdom. I think she is being a drug pusher actually.

So those are very tempting. Those are very natural. You got a new drugs, Chels? I mean, what do you got in your pocket there?

I mean, you got some tabs of acid or mushrooms. Not anymore. I think that then you learn, I think you learn from that how to find the psychedelic

in your everyday life. You know, you learn from everything. And drugs are certainly something you learn from. And I'm trying to figure out whether we should take a break

because there's a lot of discussion going on right here in Bonoboville at the camera station. Should we take a break? And then we'll come back, right?

Yeah, yeah. Okay, we're going to take a break and hopefully we'll be back with our home made fireworks and Bonoboville Communion just among the Bonobo girl.

So don't come yet and don't go away. We'll be right back with fireworks of all kinds. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called

The Bonobo Way inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes. You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a Bonobo Sutra of positions

including face to face. But it's not just how Bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure. With the females gently dominating the very happy,

very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us. Almost 99% genetically similar to us.

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eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life. God's machine. Put one leg right here,

put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably. Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes.

Uh-oh. Mountain. Have you ever ridden the Sybian, by the way? Oh, I have. Many a time.

My favorite horse to ride. Have Sybian yoga and experience it to the fullest.

Go for the G-Spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever. Ride in the Sybian.

Wow. Holy shit. Yeah. That does the job.

Yeah, it's doing it. Sybian strikes again. Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv

from the womb room in Bonoboville. Ride in cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath.

Relax. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month. Yes.

Hallelujah. Brassesse. Brassesse. It's a beautiful thing.

Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being.

Thank you. I think we have orgasm. Houston, out of the town. We have lift off.

We have lift off. Dang it. Go. Come on.

Ava eject. We. We. We.

We. We. We. We.

We. We. If you don't need the husband, don't let her fall over. Good.

Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl.

You're listening to Radio Suzy 1 on the World Wide Web. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. It's a fire-crackin' whip smackin' Fourth of July.

And we just want to give a shout out to our friend Dr. Mars. He's watching the fireworks with us out there on Pluto, or wherever he is, Bakersfield, or... Actually, bonoboville.com.

He's watching in the studio. Okay, okay, okay. I was thinking of the planets. But you know, he's here in the village of Bonoboville.

And Chelsea is, you know, on it. Great. Okay. Hey, Dr. Mars.

Happy Fourth of July. Happy America's birthday. And also, JVP also on Twitter has pointed out to us quite, you know, quite educationally that the $20 Canada coin has a snake

on it that looks just like Eevee. That's right. What do you know, Eevee? You're famous.

Eevee is. Eevee is a model. Anyway, the $20 coin in Canada has a snake that looks just like Eevee. Okay, thank you, JVP.

And let's see. So I'm not quite sure technologically what is going on. Can we... Okay, so let's play back a few fireworks then.

On the rooftop. We're on the roof. Can I have my microphone, please? Yeah, your microphone, please.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much. There you are, Captain Max.

And here we are watching the rocket shoot off. This is really a genuine rocket. This is why people go to war. They like to watch these things.

I'm holding onto my hat. It's kind of scary. It doesn't look scary right now, but let me... And they're bringing in the flag.

Whoa, there we are. And there we're not. Now, this looks like rockets red glare. No, it really does.

Okay, quite an observation. There's their fireworks going off out there. That was like so long. We were stepping back.

I felt like a little puppy hiding or something. Yeah. It just keeps going. I think they were called something like bullets of artillery.

They really give everything a military twist now. Okay, are we back there or are we back to me? Looks like we're back in bed. Are we done with the fireworks?

I think I'm going to see one more. Are you going to see one more of those? We're done. We're done?

I thought we did an ending. Yeah. Okay. Are we done?

You can just switch to it. There we go. Right, so these artillery shells are for peace and beauty. How about that?

You know what? I think it's cool. Go to the roof. Jesus.

There they are. They do. They look like bullets. They look like missiles.

And there we have it. The bullets that did not blow up the village of Bonoboville, but instead brought us orgasms for the eyes. Don't tread on me, though.

All right. I think this calls for a round of Ron de Jeremy Rum in a Bonoboville communion for America's birthday. Let's get right on that.

Yeah. There seems to be a little bit of light. Actually, we won this bottle of Ron de Jeremy Rum. There's just a little bit left of that one.

I want to try the new one. We got a new big... Oh, wow. I don't know if the camera can see this one.

Big. Let's bring it around. Let's show it to the ladies and gentlemen. Here.

Well, you can come forward. Oh, okay. See if I can stand up. We should closer up now.

Yeah. Here we go. Okay. So this, brothers and sisters, is our prize that we won

for taking a picture, a patriotic picture of Ron de Jeremy Rum. And actually, we're doing another patriotic picture right now. How do you like that?

Absolutely. Okay. We have another issue. We have no issue.

All right. We have Rum, though. Rum-a-bum-bum. Rum-a-dum-dum.

And we won this Rum. Fair and square. Actually, we came in second place in a contest of showing your Ron de Jeremy Rum with your flag.

So, of course, we showed our American flag, because actually, Ron was on the show on Memorial Day weekend. So it all worked out. But we came in second because this one guy with a big

Ron de Jeremy Rum, and I think it was a Swedish flag, like, worn as a loincloth. Oh. You couldn't beat him.

So he came in first. If you were wearing what you have on now, I'm sure you would have got first. I don't know.

I was pretty patriotically attired. I don't remember. But we were, you know, there with a moor. And, yeah.

All right. But we got the Rum. That's the important thing. Maybe he got two bottles of Rum.

But anyway, here we go. So we've got the shot crosses. Okay. What's the, okay.

All right. We are moving along. I wanted to wish Miss Chelsea a very happy first year anniversary.

Ah. It's your first year anniversary or something like that. Close to it. In Bonobos land.

So, yeah. Thank you so much. That's what communion is all about. It's been an emotional day.

I've been really happy. Good. Good emotions. Yeah.

Like that. You get to celebrate your freedom as a Bonobo, right? Right. I guess so.

So Chelsea, thank you for everything you do for the Susan Block Institute. Dr. Susan Block Institute. Well, thank you for getting that right.

And yes, thank you. I mean, this is the anniversary of what exactly? Because I know you came on the show in like June or something. Right.

And you're. Oh, yeah. I don't know. A different name.

Or now we have. But then, but you sort of gradually come in. So, all right. So it's a good, it's a good thing to celebrate.

Why not? Hey. And you were on the show that time last year, 4th of July, when we had the Wood Hole Sexual Freedom Alliance,

Danny and Nina Hartley. Right. Just kind of in some of the pictures. Who is fetching the.

So we've got a shot glass. Which one would you care for, my dear? Let's see. None of them are red, white and blue.

So it doesn't matter. This one won't clash. We have the blue. We have the blue.

Yeah. But that's not the blue of the flag. It's kind of not flag blue. But okay.

Okay. We'll take the blue bikini for you. Take the blue bikini. It's the gay.

It's the gay blue. What would you like? There we go. I'll take.

Which is the gay version of red. Okay. Because we are. And this is a lighter blue.

Okay. So this is the gay version of patriotism. I think. Yes.

I think so. And Chelsea has her big jug to symbolize the white. I think. Or something.

What is this? I'm trying to hide it. These colors do not run. This is a jar of your squirt.

I know it. Yeah. Today was a hot day with the clients. They were all really demanding that I squirt a lot today.

All right. They are liking the squirting lately. Yeah. Thank you.

They are liking squirters. Thank you clients. Yes. Thank you clients.

We are really enjoying squirting for you. Especially through stalking. What's been your trend lately, Chelsea? Do we need help opening the bottle?

Oh, I think she knows how to handle it. Quite adept. I'm figuring it out as I go along. She peels.

Which is what I'm doing all night tonight. There we go. There we go. You're free to run the show.

It's one of these. Yeah. You're going to pop Ron's cork. Pop Ron's cork.

He popped mine. Speaking of squirting. Speaking of squirting. There you go.

It's been a good year. Made my champagne bubble. Chelsea squirt for the first time. On camera?

Pretty much. Somewhere in the cork. There's a little squirt that comes out. I hope you can find that.

Wow. Take it up. Even in the mental codec. Are we ready?

I want to share that with my grandchildren. Don't lose the cork. Don't lose the cork. No, I'm not going to lose.

I have the cork. Okay. Thank you Max. The cork we popped from Ron.

Thank you Ron to Jeremy. All right. Ron to Jeremy is going to fuel our fourth of July. I'm sure he made quite a few people squirt for the first time.

She recorked. She put Ron away. All right. I can't choose between you.

So you're both going to have to give me a tit. Oh. That'll be a good anniversary thing. How about for fourth of July we do four tits?

Four tits? Yeah. Four for the fourth. We'll do six.

I'll get ready for when you do yours too. I think that's what she has in mind. Okay. It's Bonoboville communion on the fourth of July.

We could take one and pass it down for the moment. So we could ceremonially. So we have to reveal the altar of fire. Altar of fire.

Okay. Oh, we've got some stuff. Oh, shrapnel. Look at this.

This is interesting. Shrapnel from sparklers and stuff. Okay. Where's the salt?

Here's the salt. All right. I'm not sure about the shrapnel here. I'm going to have to get it off.

You don't mind. Do you? By all means, get it off. Okay.

You never know when you're going to have to do this, brothers and sisters. When your girl is in the war zone and they got like little pieces of shrapnel, big shrapnel you got to take to the hospital, medium shrapnel called the paramedics.

But this minor shrapnel, you can take care of yourself just by kind of, you know, use a juxta leather finger flogger to get the rest of it off. And that will do the trick. And it's red as a whistle.

Okay. Wait, there's a little spot. Nice. It responds well to shrapnel.

Okay. Thank you. Bonobo love. Happy anniversary.

Oh. Happy fourth of fireworks. Woo. What was that?

I feel very patriotic. God bless America. Free the nipple. And yes.

Happy birthday, America. Congratulations on marriage equality. Congratulations on almost getting that Confederate flag down. Congratulations on not bombing anybody today, I don't think.

That's pretty banging. That's pretty banging. Here's to you. Thank you, Ron Jeremy.

Ron to Jeremy, rum, brothers and sisters. Woohoo. All right. Ladies, you may commune.

Celebrating the fourth and Chelsea's anniversary. Chelsea's anniversary. It's a good time as any. Putting up with me as well.

Ups and downs. I know I'm really down and all around. It's a roller coaster of love. That's the thing about Bonobo.

I'm still here. We stick together and we fight it out. And we're all still here to tell the tale. Right.

The key is fighting without killing. Right? That's right. And life is good.

Very good. And you know, you turn all those kind of angry feelings into nipple sucking. That's right. Sisterhood.

The Bonobo way. This is how we create the Bonobo way. And I know Chelsea can be a biter. So I'm going to have to be a little on guard.

No, I can take it. I can take it. I understand if you have to do that. Okay.

You want to do this one? Oh, we each is going to do one. Okay. Okay.

Okay. At the same time then, let's have it like a firework. Yeah. Suck, suck, suck.

My bitties. My babies. My Bonobo babes. And here, who's going to do the salt?

What? I had salt on there already. I did the salt. I go easy on the salt.

I'm a low sodium program. Oh, you're a low sodium. I see. Okay.

Okay. You get your salt, baby. Okay. Oh, wait.

I got sprinkle, suckle, no more suckle. What are we doing here? Oh, okay. I don't know what they're doing.

They're just licking my tits and pouring Ron to Jeremy rum all over me. You know, I'm being baptized. I love you. I love you.

Happy anniversary, Chelsea. Thank you for being the birthday cake butt of America. Biz. And happy birthday, America.

Absolutely. Cheers. Happy birthday. And so glad somebody took that Confederate flag down this week.

Yeah. At least for a little while. Yeah. Now let's keep it down.

Put it in a museum. That's where it belongs. Whoo. You tell him.

Yeah. Well, I mean, I think it's going to happen. I think it's going to happen. The more complicated thing is Mississippi needs a new design.

Right? They've got their Confederate flag kind of integrated, so to speak, into their flag. It's like a corner of the flag is the Mississippi flag. What are we doing?

I think you might need another shot. I need another shot. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, because I want to keep the tits out, right? So, okay.

Pour it for me. Ron to Jeremy, run brothers and sisters. We are celebrating. We are so happy to celebrate another birthday for America.

What's the date? What's the year? Sky knows the year. How many years?

How many years, Sky? You had the arithmetic. 239. 239.

That's what I'll be turning. 239. You look good for 239. 239 is the new 240.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. I don't know about that. 239 might be the new 229.

But anyway. Okay. So, I'm supposed to do this again. Oh, wow.

See, what I do is, yep. Okay. So, I'm going to take each nipple. Oh, okay.

Different nipple. So, that's four for the fourth. It's my shrapnel. Okay.

I'm going to actually take my hat off so that Larotique has a better view. I just baptized my crotch. And Ron to Jeremy, Ron. You're welcome, Ron.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Ron, you're in there.

It seems like a year ago. Leaking all over me. Alexandra Silk licked it off her pussy. That's her.

Dr. Susie's pussy. Alexandra Silk did that one. It's already salty, but I need special salt. Wait, you're pussy or my ass?

I did that one already. Oh, I have to do this one. Oh, excuse me. Okay, well, we did shrapnel.

Well, since you... Oh, I actually got some shrapnel on my tongue that time. It's okay. Maybe we need to add more to your glass then, perhaps.

I don't know. What would you say? I'm sure I made half of plastic anyway. We're all part mega.

Welcome to Los Angeles. Yeah, part chemical. I mean, mecca. Ooh.

Getting some encouragement from the audience. I just had a little firework happening. Oh, yeah. Oh.

So good. She's feeling festive. Oh. There you go.

She is a freedom for you. Happy birthday, America. Happy birthday. To health.

Celebrate with the All-American dream. I think Rhonda Jeremy Ruhn, even though it's made, I think, in Holland. But, you know, he is local.

The new heroes. That's cool. The new America. Let's do it.

All right. So, 4th of July, what does it mean to you? Well, right now, it means freedom to be... to step forward and change things,

like the lady taking the flag down, the Confederate flag down, you know, not to use genetically modified foods. That's what it means to me, to really speak out.

And, as lazy as I sometimes am, I still want to try and not give up. Freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac. But restraint is a close second.

Oh. I can't argue that. There's something on her upper sleeve. There's something about that friction, you know?

Freedom. Restraint. Freedom. Restraint.

You have the freedom to be restrained. Well, yeah. That's how we try to kind of put it together in this 21st century America that we're in.

We are trying to put together the idea of freedom to be restrained. Which is interesting. It's interesting.

Because, you know, I don't know. I mean, I'm sure that people have been tied up consensually for thousands of years. But now we're trying to kind of put it into a coda.

So I think that's a good idea. I do. Because, you know, it's very bonobo in a way. Even though they don't have shackles.

But they do kind of play these games. And it's one way to channel your violent energy. Pushing and pulling. Into these sadomasochistic exercises.

So yes, freedom is the greatest aphrodisiac. But restraint is a close second. What does 4th of July mean to you? I, in the same way that I was a freedom fighter today.

One of my great causes that I'm thinking about lately is freeing the nipple. Freeing the nipple. There you go.

That's right. Free the nipple. Free the nipple is something that's become important to me. And how something hopefully we can discuss on the show even more.

Because you always glorify that cause. I kind of always free the nipple. I mean, glorify or not, I try to do some freeing of nipples. Exactly.

And now they're actually trying to push this to become a, allowed on certain beaches here in California. Speaking of making the beaches freer, Max, we are going to hopefully make the beach free to show your nipples.

Right. I mean, there's a funny little meme going around the internet which shows like a close up shot of a male nipple. And it says, okay, when you want to hide your female nipples

on Facebook or Google plus or whatever, just use this kind of image of a male nipple, which of course looks like a female nipple only kind of weird. I don't know.

But you'll get banned from Facebook for using a female nipple. Right. But will you get banned for using that male nipple is the question. No, maybe if it's close up.

I don't know. I don't know. They might just feel that it's too, too, you know, naughty. Right.

Cause that's how Facebook is. If it's a female one, then it needs to be banned. But if it's a male one, then it's okay. You know, we are examining our nipple prejudices.

I'm examining your nipple. You're able to tell. And yours. And it's beautiful.

Yeah. I mean, nipples, nipples are nipples. I mean, but it's, it's, it's true. There is a thing about seeing female breasts that is very calming

and healing for males and females to see female breasts is, is a, it has been proven to, to lower blood pressure and kill pain on a very temporary, but effective level.

Subconsciously, it's where we were first nursed. So it makes sense. Yes. It does make sense.

And that's the thing is I don't know that male nipples do the same thing. They don't, but unfortunate for them. We have more powerful nipples.

Yes. Which is why they're illegal in some states. Well, no, in all, yeah. Apparently on the beaches of California,

they are not allowed to glorify our own. I'm sorry. Just tan our nipples. Well, we're not allowed to show them on the beach.

Okay. Well, we would like to show them on the beach. One of these days when we can get ourselves out of Bonoboville, which is rare,

we will go to one of those free the nipple gatherings. They have them. They have them. They have them nearby.

You go. It's not that far. I did not go to that one. We should send you as a, as an adversary.

You're like a flower girl. Thank you. By the way, Chelsea, this is her anniversary. And she was a member of Zendik,

which is not about a kind of Buddhist dildo. Although that's what it sounds like Zendik. Wow. That means heretic in Arabic.

Okay. It means religious heretic. Okay. But it was kind of a commune of a community of people that,

that made a great t-shirt. Stop bitching and start a revolution. That makes a lot of sense. And we, you know, carry that t-shirt.

I think you carry that message. We do. And Zendik, I don't know. What happened to Zendik?

Well, Wolf and Errol have both passed away and the group did break up. They got into some, you know, difficulties. And so the group is not together anymore.

Well, the group is not together, but you know, they spread their seeds. Yeah. Some of us are friends and consider ourselves, excuse me,

true Zendiks. Yeah. You know. Zendik.

Yeah. Very American organization that, you know, isn't around anymore. Well, that's okay because we can still find our own causes. Well, we actually support some of their causes, you know.

Yeah. Yeah. So we had organic gardens and we played music on the Boardwalk in Venice.

And you carried that message throughout. Carried the message. Which Venice reminds me, that's where they're trying to legalize to free the nipples.

Yes. Back to nipples. Well, I just, everything's back to nipples. And then I noticed the Dr. Susan Block show is

currently working on almost a rickshaw of type of sorts. We're working on almost a rickshaw. There's this rickshaw.

Okay. Now we have a rickshaw. It is a rickshaw. Now, we've had, honestly, it's like a blast from the

past because I haven't seen that rickshaw in a few years. It's super big. I just saw it emerge. Cool.

Yeah. Because we used to, we took that rickshaw through Downtown LA. Okay.

And that is a great rickshaw. It's a fun thing to ride around in as long as someone else is bicycling it. Right.

Well, atoplessly, they could through Venice Beach. You know, I would love to get a good work out and free the nipple. Okay.

We'll free the nipple. Yeah. Let's do it. I think they're going to confine it to the sand

at the beach. Oh, that's going to be a really great work. Go down the boardwalk. Oh, it has.

Oh, you can't go down the boardwalk freeing your nipple. The topless. Where does this go?

Well, we'll just have our nipples in our bras for the, you know, for the rickshaw. And then we'll get out of the rickshaw and go down the beach and take off our tops.

I can put a lawyer in the back of the rickshaw who can advise me as I'm. No, the rickshaw is very small. Okay.

I ride in the rickshaw with a hot chick. Oh, that's a great story. And then there's another hot chick bicycling the rickshaw.

That's all it can do. The lawyer has to run alongside. Okay. Well, he can advise us as we go as to where

we're okay in, you know, showing our tits. On Venice Beach. Oh, okay. Okay.

I'll stop with my freedom fighting about the nipple. So we can actually show our tits somewhere on Venice Beach right now. This is apparently that we need to find our

rights to where we are allowed to show our nipples. No, I actually think if we go there and show our nipples, they will not arrest us. I think you're correct.

Because let's do it. Okay. Brothers and sisters. Well, brothers, forget it.

You can already show your nipples actually. Sisters. Okay. Whether you're, you know, a natal sister,

what do they call it? An or a. All earth sisters. All earth sisters.

Because I bet that the trans sisters are also not allowed to show their nipples. You know what? And that would be weird because that's a male nipple.

Well, not really. It's actually a female nipple. By their, you know, the point is, the point is it's getting complicated.

So the whole idea of some nipples are okay and some are not, doesn't make sense. No, it doesn't make sense anymore. It really doesn't.

A nipple is a nipple is a nipple. It is. It is. I mean, I know that some are hanging off of like gazangas.

Hey, I like those two. Well, I mean, you got to admit they're likable, but they're noticeable is the thing. But also got to say some men have those.

Yeah. Right. They're great for, yes. Okay.

So enough about nipples. We're almost done with the show. And we've had a great time talking about freedom. But you know, freedom to show your nipples is a kind of freedom.

And there's lots of kinds of freedom. The main freedom is freedom to live without being bombed, which is an important freedom on the 4th of July, because 4th of July celebrates bombs, you know,

the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting through air. It's a beautiful thing to be able to celebrate the 4th of July when America is not dropping bombs. I hope I don't have to eat those words tomorrow finding out

that we did drop a few bombs from drones or something. Hopefully not. But there's less. I feel with our guy, Obama, there's been a little less, right?

Been a little less. I agree. Been a little less. We haven't totally withdrawn from the wars.

Of course, we're America. That's our biggest export, our biggest business. I hear Skye pontificating. What is she going on and on about?

Yes, Hillary Clinton, of course, has been part of it. And I have mixed feelings about her candidacy because of her backing of Monsanto. But if Hillary Clinton wins, shut up, Skye.

Come on. Stop talking, Skye. Yeah, you're in my ears somehow. Okay.

All right. Here's the important thing. If Hillary Clinton wins, Nina Hartley will become really so world famous. She will be the shadow president of the United States.

She will be the sex president of the United States. And I think that's a pretty cool thing. That would be important. Nina Hartley for president.

And it would be the first woman president as well. It would also... We have to stop Hillary and get her to turn her head around. The only thing is, then they'll say, you know,

women are just as bad as men. I just have this feeling. And you know what? It's true.

Women are just as bad as men. We are. We are. We are.

But still, nevertheless, we are just as bad because, you know what? We may not do as much killing. We don't, statistically.

But we don't protest it enough. We don't do the Liz Estrada thing. We don't stop the men from killing. We don't.

And we got to. You know, when we get into office like Hillary, we got to put the brakes on it. And too many women encourage it.

Like Goldemere, like Margaret Thatcher, like Catherine the Great, like Cleopatra even. And I love Cleopatra. But you know, women have got to start practicing

the Bonobo way. And men will fall into line, especially if you do like Cleopatra and you suck all the cocks of the Navy.

It's one way to control it. So anyway, it's the 4th of July. We're celebrating with Rhonda Jeremy Rum. And it's just us girls here.

The Bonoboville girls. Biz, Bonobo. We're celebrating her birthday for America's birthday. Chelsea Bonobo.

Chelsea Demoiselle. Just celebrating her anniversary here. Beautiful person, beautiful woman. And both of them are therapists.

That's a great shot. Look at your asses. Lit up girl. And there's Chelsea adding a little bit of fun.

Yeah, come back there. Let's see that. Yeah, we're looking good. I can't help it.

I'm like automatic. She's the sadist. I love it. Yeah, Chelsea does get in there more.

I'm just trying to do it. Because it was done to me. And there's Skye. Skye, we're going to use that footage.

Skye was great. Yeah, Skye. Naughty girl. You almost got me with the sparkler Dr. Suzy.

Orgasms for the eyes. Orgasms for the eyes. That should be a hashtag. Which I'll do promptly.

Orgasms for the eyes. The fucking Skye doesn't have any fire quirks. Is that? Yeah, that is me.

That is me. I mean, I don't know. I could look it up and see if anyone said it before. But I just said it now.

That's my poetry. Orgasms for the eyes. Orgasms for the eyes. Proud moments.

For my anniversary, can I use the Hitachi? Yes. I'll just do it through. Yes.

All right. Chelsea Demoiselle. Here we go. Is going to have a quick one though,

because we're over time. Okay. Here we go. Let's see.

Is this? It's on. I checked it every week faithfully. Sit in the middle.

No, no, no. Come on the other side. We're going to go on either side of her. She's going to have an orgasm.

I think about this Hitachi's night and day. Close out. Are you going to wear these jeans? What the fuck?

Are you wearing jeans for this? Well, I don't think my panties are appropriate. Oh, really? You know how that goes.

I have no clue. I would always wear appropriate panties on a Saturday night. Well, I guess I'll let you be the judge of that. Okay, Chelsea, learn your lesson.

You should always wear appropriate panties on a Saturday night. Oh, that's fine. Or you can take off the panties and we have glide condoms. Glide condoms.

Take off the panties. Fuck it. Fuck it. Take off those inappropriate panties.

Just a little bit of music. Okay. And choose a condom. Glide, can we have a shout out on our Twitter please for Glide America?

It's Glide America. Glide America condoms. And it's very appropriate, even though they do not have red, white, and blue packaging. But it's called Glide America, though.

I'm trying to do a strip tease, Doc. I know. I'm doing a commercial. Oh, okay.

You go first. No, no, no. Do it at the same time. We're running out of time.

We're doing commercial. I see. I'm trying to do this while they're getting the music together because they're apparently not getting the music together.

So just strip it off, Chelsea. And yeah. We have a Glide America condom that's going to cover up that Hitachi. And so very appropriate because Chelsea is a proud vegan as our Glide America condoms.

Absolutely. Wait, you want to keep the panties on? I thought you were thinking they were inappropriate. I'm going to do a strip tease with heels on.

Oh, okay. My strip tease off the, have to show my evolution. I've been around watching these other, these gorgeous, you know, strippers around here. And then I've got at least practice.

Okay. Small show. Okay. The music is here.

The music. Defining strip tease with Dr. Suzie. Oh, that's right. I did the definition actually in the Wiley Blackwell International.

Human sexuality. Encyclopedia. Oh, human sexuality. I'm watching you.

That's what you do with a strip teaser. All right. And now, because I am inept, open the condom. Glide America, thank you.

She's so, she's very handy with her condom. I'm not at all. Oh, well, maybe business. I'm not.

Condom savvy. Well, it's important. And that's why I have a system. It's important to know that glide condoms are safe for fisting.

Glide condoms are safe. So they're very expansive. Here we go. But probably not for fingernails, which is what I have.

So I will avoid the fingernails. Here we go. Keep it safe and vegan. Pruelty free.

Pruelty free. And let's have a shout out to Serena Anderlini, who's a member of... Dr. Serena Gaia. Dr. Serena Gaia.

Yeah. Eco-sexuality editor. Yeah, we're going to call on that tip. The tip is a little cockeyed.

A little cockeyed. I don't think my clit will mind. No, no, no. It'll be a little tickler.

We'll use the Glide America condom. Well, there you go. Okay. There's your tickler.

Okay. You would like to operate. I will just sit back and observe. So, yeah, I just wanted to say hi.

And just in case any clients are watching this at all, who wanted me today to masturbate while they were talking to me. Here, I'll hold this for you. I don't know if it's over.

Now she is. Oh, whoa. I'll hold the mic. And she's wearing kind of patriotic shoes, red and black,

but they kind of look red, white, and blue, you know. It's going to be very unflattering in the lamp. No, no, no. This is the view that is very flattering.

Oh, my. Oh, that feels so nice. There we go. Okay.

It's like a birthday. Yeah. It's like a birthday. It's a birthday.

I'm coming out. I'm coming. I have a mommy fantasy, too. That's not on.

Oh. Oh, I'm being born. I'm being born again. Born again.

Chelsea. Feel it. Feel it in your clip. Feel it through your veins.

The fireworks are starting. Chelsea Demoiselle. This is freedom. This is fireworks.

This is the 4th of July. Laying out on the flag. A place where I can be myself, masturbate at work. Masturbate at work.

She's right. I think we have orgasms. Houston. We orgasm.

Orgasms for the body as well as the eyes. And three cheers for Chelsea. Yay, Chelsea. Happy anniversary in Bonoboville.

All right. So how was that? That was amazing. Yeah.

I should get the most improved, you know, whatever award. Pussy. You could feel it pulsating. Nice.

Your fingers felt really good. Oh, she's... I'll tell you, and your tongue is really sweet too. So, okay.

So, okay, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, we are Bonoboville. And we love you. And we are celebrating America's birthday tonight

on the Dr. Susan Block Show with Chelsea Dimwazelle, AKA Chelsea Bonobo, AKA Chelsea Raw. There's a lot of Chelsea's.

But anyway, she's quite raw right now. She's absolutely naked. She's in her birthday suit for America's birthday. And Biz Bonobo is a tired in her camouflage

celebrating Bonoboville's America birthday. And the fact that, you know, you can wear camouflage for pleasure, not for just going from door to door

in, you know, some poor Afghani village where you're just pulling people out and executing them, you know. Fighting for freedom.

Bonobo wins. See, that's the thing about freedom. The word is very misused. I don't even trust the word anymore.

Honestly. I mean, I know what I think freedom means, but when people talk about fighting for freedom and then just bomb the fuck out of, you know, villages

without doing anything for anybody else, then I question, I think that's freedom for oil pipelines. But yeah, there's different types of freedom.

So tonight here in Bonoboville, we're celebrating sexual freedom, the glimmer of hope that we have for America, that the Confederate flag might come down,

that there is more sexual freedom for people of all kinds to marry each other. All genders, we shouldn't be just very picky about who marries each other.

You know, Serena Enderline should be able to marry the beach. And, you know, people should be able to marry regardless of gender.

And A, women. And A, Bonobos. You know, the Bonobos, for me, they show me the way. I don't know if they show anybody else the way.

I mean, maybe you just think they're just some hairy apes. But honestly, there are cousins, and they show us that there is a way to kind of get off on all of that.

You know, fire, work, and violence without killing each other, but to transmute it into pleasure and sex and love.

So, we're going to keep learning from the Bonobos if we can save them. And so finally, I want to give a little pitch to help out our friends at Lolia Bonobo,

which is not in America. It is in Congo, which is where the Bonobos are native, and our friend Claudine André is helping to save them.

Please donate to Lolia Bonobo as well as our other friend Sally Cox and her organization, Bonobo Conservation Initiative. It's important for us to save the Bonobos

so that we can continue to study them and learn from them so we can learn the path of peace through pleasure so we can learn how to turn all of our bullets

into fireworks, into orgasms for the eyes. So make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. If you've got a lover, that's great.

I'm so lucky to have Chelsea and Biz and everyone in Bonoboville, especially, of course, Captain Max. Alright, Captain Max.

So, so lucky. But you know, this woman, actually a trans woman, you know, she's telling me how lonely she was on my Facebook and it was about masturbation month, which was May,

and she said she didn't like to masturbate. And I still want to say, hey, if you don't have someone else, you have yourself. And you know, I know yourself can be like myself,

which is wicked, which is like a taskmaster, which is like a Nazi, which is like a fucking Confederate plantation owner just whipping you

like a poor, fucked up slave. You can be evil to yourself. I can be evil to myself. It hurts.

And we do it all the time. So take some time, even if you're lonely, or if you're not, you know, you always need time to be good to yourself.

So make like Bonobos, not baboons. Make love not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you.

Talk about with anyone else. You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airway. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute

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