Virgin Show in New Bonoboville

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to talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else? You can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves, but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences, specializing in sex therapy

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For more information, call us at 213-291-9497. That's 213-291-9497 any time you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web, and now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitions, lawyers and

ministers, all you children of sex, and yes, we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah. Frederick Trump's, we don't know. Actually, Donald Trump doesn't even know where his father was born.

But one thing we do know, wherever we're born, whoever we are, whatever we do, whoever we vote for, rich or poor, black or white, yellow, orange, yeah, Trump, we know we are all children of sex. We're the capital X, so I don't have very many people here.

But can I get an amen? Amen! That sounded pretty good. How about an amen?

Amen! Welcome to the new Bonoboville. That's where we are. The new Church of the Bonobo Way is in session, and we are in the new Bonoboville.

And we have a new space, a new place, new mountains, new neighbors, new places to have sex. Oops, got to watch out for the neighbors though when you have sex in a new place. But anyway, it's great. And this is our first show in the new Bonoboville.

Yay! Welcome to the new Bonoboville. Yes, indeed. And I am just basically testing systems.

My Mecca and my Orga, actually, both. I am testing the audio, the video, the dildo. Anyway, we're testing all of our systems. And I am also testing my voice, which has the Lauren Bacall quality right now.

I know, you love it. And that is due to climate change, really, I would say. The fires, the building that's going on, all the things that the 1% sort of represented by Trump. Denied.

But here it is, you hear it in my voice. And some of you are feeling a respiratory illnesses are up, although I'm fighting it. Right, I'm a lover, not a fighter. But some things you got to fight, right?

Some things, some things. So I'm fighting these little mucus microbes, whatever the hell they are. Now, which cameras, Facebook and which one? This is Facebook.

Okay, you guys totally confused me because I thought you said you were going to have the Facebook camera. Okay, so I can show my nipple here. Well, anyway, we don't have any guests tonight. So I'm sorry about that because I know it's fun when we have guests.

I'll try to be kind of fun. But, you know, we just, we're testing, okay? Testing, testes, testicles, last will and testament back to the Bible. Yes, indeed.

A lot of sex in the Bible. You got to read between the lines. So, you can tweet though and you can Facebook, that's right. You could, you know, comment, Blossom is here.

Hello Blossom. She's wearing her hat. And her love, love, sweatshirt, true love. And Blossom is going to check out your comments if you've got any good ones.

I'll keep in touch. You know, she might mention that. And Rami is going to check out your tweets if you've got any good ones of those. You know, questions about sex, love, life, moving.

Oh my God. Do I know about moving? I mean, boxes, you know, here's my clothes, by the way. Here's my clothes by the way.

You're suffocating right now in saran wrap. This is the best way to transport them though. Honestly, they look to me, they resemble the people that Trump is keeping out of America. Because they're like struggling at the border to get in.

It looks like my clothes are struggling to get out. And they are making a wall. And it's probably just as effective as the Trump wall. Although what's effective is people with weapons.

And that's scary. And that harms people. People are getting sick and dying. And people are getting hurt.

And they need asylum. And Trump isn't giving it. He doesn't even believe in any of it. Even though his granddad, not his dad, as he said, you know, he's Mr. Malaprop.

And I don't, that's why we have the dunce cap on him over there. But you know, that's okay. What upsets me is that he doesn't acknowledge that his grandfather and his mother were immigrants. And this country is built on immigrants.

And if it's not, we should just give it back to the Native Americans. Which maybe we should do except I don't know where I would live. I know. I think we should.

But I mean, you know, I'm not that much of a bleeding heart liberal. Although we should, you know, certainly give standing rock and places like that back to the natives of this land. So anyway, no guess. So I'm going to pontificate a lot as you can already hear.

Marilyn is here, though. Wow, look at that. And she's art. So I think you can show her boobs on Facebook.

Anyway, they're not real boobs Facebook. These are very out of proportion boobs. Not real at all. They're not real.

I've always had her in my office. Not always, actually. Max, my partner. Has been.

And the captain of my heart. And also the executive producer of the Dr. Susan Block show. Co-founder of Bonoboville. And he gave me that, I guess.

Well, it was part of your dowry when we entered into marriage. I bought that 40 years ago for $400. Wow, 40 years ago. And we've been married 27 years.

You didn't buy, did you buy 40 years ago? Okay, wow. It's older than I thought. I thought you got it a few years before we got married.

But anyway, it was made by this guy, Mark, Mark Something, who used to only paint marillons and always when he was drunk. And he obviously did a very, very good job. I mean, it's a beautiful piece and he does a lot of them.

So I've had it in my office, but now my office is differently shaped. I'm not going to say smaller, differently shaped. And we love difference, right? And so I'm happy to share it with you, you know,

because you don't usually get to see it. And isn't she beautiful? She's my angel. My middle name is Marilyn.

How about that? Yeah. So, you know, I've had Marilyn with me all my life. My dad wanted to name me Marilyn, but my mother wouldn't hear of it.

She thought that was too slutty. She gave me a horny name of Susan. You know, but at least my middle name is Marilyn and I love my patron saint, Marilyn Monroe.

But don't follow in her footsteps and kill yourself or let some politician kill you or whatever happened to her. So, what else is happening? Wow, so much.

We're going to take a tour soon. The last time I talked to you all, I guess I did the Lupercalia show. That was amazing.

That was beautiful. And so inspiring. That was one of our orgasmic shows. And it featured Goddess Phoenix.

And I'm now wielding her fiber optic width. Yes, indeed. Thank you, Goddess Phoenix. I'll see you at Domcon.

That's right. Coming up very soon. May 11th, I think. Saturday.

I'm not sure what time. I will be speaking at Domcon on the Bonobo Way. This is Rickard. As a guest of honor when I was there,

not last year, but the year before. And I love Domcon. It's my Bonoboville away from Bonoboville. I do a lot of Bonoboway talks,

but I think this will be my fourth one at Domcon. And I just love the Dom's and the subs. And the energy. Yes, Blossom.

You haven't been there yet, but Blossom is going to come. And we're going to bring a bunch of Bonobos. Abe is going to come.

Marz is not going to be here. But we'll have other people here. Anna will probably be here. Anna.

Yes. I went to Domcon last year. So, you know, there's a lot of energy. And you should come to my Bonoboway session,

which is sometime on Saturday. And I'm also going to do a Bonoboway session in my hometown of Philadelphia. Philadelphia.

Philly, Max. Philly 16. Abe's in my birthday month. We're going to do,

we're going to go to Philly, my hometown, where I first learned about love. Because everybody learns about love as soon as they're born.

Or maybe even before they're born. You know, I don't know. I'm not going to try to give any grist for the mill of the so-called pro-lifers.

But, I mean, you know, little pre-embrios, or not embryos, but fetuses. Embryos don't do nothing. But the fetus, just before birth,

sometimes masturbates, puts the hand between the legs and gives themselves pleasure. And certainly, once they're born,

they're into touch and pleasure and looking and laughing and loving. And it's very important to love your child, unless your child's free like me

and then you avoid all that shit. But anyway, I do believe that that is incredibly important. One of the reasons that I'm not doing it,

because I am just, you know, barely able to handle myself, or Max Bonoboville. And I try to handle you guys,

you know, help and do what I can. And you all help me so much. I'm so grateful to everyone in the inner circle of Bonoboville

and also all you guys out there, you know, Facebook, Twitter, on our site, DrSusanBlock.tv, on Bonoboville.com,

who are, you know, participating in Bonoboville indirectly or being guests on the show or, of course, the clients

whose names I shall not name, of course. Because, you know, it's very private doing telephone sex therapy. I'm a public person,

but we're very private about our therapy because we understand that for most people, sex is shameful to talk about.

It's hard to talk about it, you know. And we understand that. And, yeah, we have people all over the world from LA to Saudi Arabia

and a lot of people in Trump country. So much as I have my differences with Mr, you know, Trump, or Trumpus, the Trumpus,

he's sitting right there near Blossom. We keep him gagged on the Dr. Susan Block show, so I'm okay with him being here. And if he could only stay gagged

in the White House, I'd be okay with him being there, putting him under gag order. Yes, of course, it is a penis pacifier

that he's gagged with. And he has a mushroom pee-pee just like Stormy Daniels described. And he's wearing a dunce cap,

so everything is appropriate. Everything is in order. Everything is in order. And yet, and yet, speaking of order,

some of you have seen this interview that I did about post-Trump sex disorder. Oh my God, wow. I mean, I first heard about it from Cosmo,

and I love Cosmo. By the way, I've got a new interview coming out in Cosmo on anal sex tips. Anal sex tips!

I like the first one I've given on anal sex. They keep having to talk about anal sex tips in Cosmo, because, you know, you can never get too many anal sex tips.

And it's a lot of gals are reading it at I don't know how young and age. And I mean, I hope they're not having anal sex at a really young age.

Although I must admit that when I was in high school and I went to a public school, like Bernie Sanders, my hero,

but I would learn about sex from the girls that went to the Catholic school. And they said that they didn't have to use birth control because they weren't allowed

in their Catholic religion. So they had anal sex. I mean, they also had oral sex, which I was okay with.

But anal sex? Oh my God, these girls were tough. These girls were tough! They wasn't that tough.

Anyway, don't try to be tough. Your first time having anal sex, please. Use a lot of lube, go slow. Play with yourself first.

It's almost masturbation month. Don't let somebody just shove it in the hair, okay? I always find that children like to put their finger up their ass

and then smoke it. It smells like smoke. Actually, I was a kid. We would try to smoke it.

We would try to smoke other things. You know, but, yeah. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Well, I don't know. I'm not saying children should do it. I'm saying... No one should do it.

Yeah, well... What I'm saying is when you do your thing by yourself, the bathtub,

do a little preliminary. See how you like it. And it's not going to hurt you when you do it to you.

I don't think. Unless you're really a masochist in this case, go at it. But I don't want to

kind of encourage that level of masochism. So, try to make it fun and read about it in Cosmo. Next week, it'll be out

in the online edition. So, back to post-Trump sex disorder, which I was first asked about

in Cosmo by Julie Vadnall, who's a great editor of different things. Anyway, you know,

I said, yeah, it's a real thing. People get disturbed by Trump and it affects their sex life. Like, for instance,

if your husband of 30 years was just deported, you know, you might have an empty bed syndrome.

I mean, really. And if you're a sex worker and you're dealing with Cesta Fosta,

you're afraid for your life and sex is your profession. And maybe some trans people are also afraid for their lives.

And then there's the more kind of, I don't know, live syndrome Trump,

post-Trump sex disorder, where it's just like one of you wants to have a romantic evening and the other one is like glued to the tube,

watching Trump or watching somebody talking about Trump or, you know, watching the Democratic

primary beauty contest or they're all saying they can win against Trump. And it's really, you know, I mean,

it's bad for people in many, many ways. It is a form of disorder in many ways.

And I'm not saying Trump derangement syndrome. And you know what, I kind of think if you don't have

some level of disorder about this guy, you're deranged or you're in denial or you've got

a herculane ability to compartmentalize and you know what happened to Hercules. Anybody know what happened

to Hercules? Okay, I'll tell you what happened to Hercules. The world's strongest man

was given a coat, a beautiful coat by his wife, a robe

and he put it on and it just sent daggers into his body. His wife thought it was going to be an aphrodisiac.

She gave it to him and was given to her by a centaur who of course gave it to her just after Hercules

shot an arrow into his chest and he was dying and he said take this robe and give it to your husband it will make him lust for you.

And of course she wanted him to lust for her because he was cheating all over the place like all the Greek gods. And you know

it didn't do that it was not an aphrodisiac it kind of killed him in the sense that it hurt him

so bad he killed himself. So you know this was a sex disorder of a very very high level.

The Greeks were very familiar with these psychological sexual life and death

problems and we're in denial about that to a great degree. They were very aware of sex

all of their gods and goddesses had sex our gods they don't have sex. I mean I don't know some of them are

virgins others don't I mean they're just like spirits anyway the Greeks they had sex

and it was problematic they were archetypes anyway they were different not that the Greeks were

perfect they were certainly very violent very violent but you know in some ways a little better

maybe. And they had a certain form of democracy that is if you were landed gentry

you know. Anyway post-Trump sex disorder comes in all

shapes and sizes but you would not believe or maybe you would because you were one of the people that sent me

the avalanche of hate mail that I got from this it was crazy. Can people hear her

is she just I don't know if you can hear Blossom is talking and so I don't know if I should respond to her

I'm going to take a moment to just suck on my straw this is just a straw okay

so yeah so I got a bunch of hate mail I haven't gotten so much hate mail since I wrote about the rape

of Iraq by Bush who was kind of a worse president than Trump in a way

because he started all these wars and he paved the way for Trump but in any case it's a complicated story

you can find it on my site and very tragic very tragic filled with war and death

and people threatening to kill me a lot and this avalanche of hate mail maybe it wasn't even hate

it was more mockery like trying to mock me I see people signaling

and talking is this anything to do with me no okay so back to my mockery

maybe I was trying to avoid it but it was kind of painful I didn't like being mocked but I must say it's better than being

threatened I'm going to find you and kill you bitch although they did call me the bitch names

and all those names they're coming out I'm going to do an article on it but in any case

it's interesting as Harry Sapien said you touched a nerve right you touched a nerve

so I guess I did and yeah it's an easily mocked thing because sex is easily mocked

but it's real and it hurts it hurts that those people who are separated by Trump's horrible

immigration policies and it hurts to people that are in fear over his

other bad sex policies like Cesta Foster which is actually Congress's fault too and

and trans discrimination policies so

so I mean I'm okay with it you know I feel actually in some ways

an affinity with my haters because none of us are billionaires okay

we are not the .001% I see their pain I feel it I hear it maybe it's my imagination

but I think when they lash out at me they are expressing their own pain and some of that is sexual

and some of it is just social and they've just chosen to align themselves with the clown

and maybe get some sex out of it maybe enjoy as Chauncey said

in the salon piece he says people fantasize about being inside of Trump back to anal sex I guess

I don't know we didn't get into that I didn't talk about anal sex on the salon but I mean I know a lot of them

fantasize about the big dad sexy daddy I mean not sexy as me but for some

the big bad daddy is a sexy character it's you know I can go with it for fantasy roleplay

big bad daddies are usually bad for the family not good for anybody so anyway

I go for the bonobo way I try to reach out to my haters and express some love

and who knows maybe change some hearts and minds I don't know

they certainly open my heart and mind all the time as do all of you I like it when we have common values

common interest but I'm okay if we're different there's gotta be some respect and don't threaten my life

and then the mockery I don't know I'm not so into that I'm into mocking you you piggy speaking of pigs

it is the Chinese and we're gonna talk about that more in a minute but I do want to say

what do I want to say? Chinese year of the pig by the way I know it seems like

it's a good thing for pigs to be in the year of the pig but according to the Chinese new year it's not

really that good so if you are ruled by the pig either in terms of your Chinese astrological sign

or just your attitude this is not a good year for you I'm happy about that because

you know piggies they do symbolize wealth and I just learned from Rami that pigs are

they have 30 minute orgasms I am impressed with that and they are smart they're smart

by the way we've got these piggies in France and they're cartoon they're not really having sex

they're just cartoonishly embracing each other they're hugging and they're a bank so therefore people who want to accumulate wealth

see I have none my wealth is apparently another way yeah I have nothing in my piggy bank but

yeah these piggies you know they're super rich they have a different kind of disorder

actually my counter punch fellow counter punch writer Chuck Collins

aptly called excessive wealth disorder and like some PTSD

EWD causes suffering except not so much for the people with excessive wealth

because their biggest problem is figuring out if they're wearing their ostrich coat or their python but

other people having three people in the United States with as much wealth

as like half the country or I don't know what the statistics are but it's terrible it throws people into poverty

no healthcare this constant war which is really for

the .001% and climate change acceleration because a lot of them are you know gas guzzlers

and not just personally but their businesses so yeah and keeping Trump

in office a lot of them will criticize him but they want him in there

you know he's the clown he's the clown that distracts you from the klepto

kleptocratic plutocracy how about that that means they're stealing from you and they're already

much richer than you but they're still stealing and they're under the big top and you're not looking

because you're looking at the clown you know and the clown is funny the clown is weird

the clown says stupid things and so we all look at Trump and I do too and that's part of post Trump

disorders of different sorts is that he distracts us from the real problems that we have in politics

in the world and in our lives in our sex lives you know because people do just watch that stuff

well I gotta see Colbert I gotta see and oh Rachel Maddow and oh maybe maybe we'll break

this post Trump sex disorder because all the Mueller people the people that loved Mueller got a little rude awakening

I gotta say I never loved Mueller and I did say that quietly but I said it

on my show he was the head of the FBI Bush appointed him he helped to cover up

what the FBI did wrong and what Bush did wrong with 9-11 he helped to cover up so much

of Iraq and all the lies he's full of lies he's a typical Republican why did you guys think

he wanted to bring Trump down well maybe he kinda wanted to act like he was bringing Trump down who knows but

he didn't bring him down and yeah we haven't seen the full thing who wants to read all that boring stuff anyway it's not as interesting as the star report

about Clinton and Monica that was fun and the blowjob wow but this is more about real problems

yes and the corruption and yes Trump might not be guilty of collusion with Russia probably because as people were saying

all along the whole group of them were too stupid to figure out how to do collusion but there's so much corruption

with Russia, with Saudi Arabia with just racist just the white supremacy

just so many reasons to impeach this guy and you're worried about a bunch of Russians I like Russian dressing

I actually loved having our Putin and our

yeah we would have somebody dress up as Putin and somebody dress up as Trump sometimes it was Danielle Watts

as Putin she won an award for that and and then Tim as

Trump or Putin anyway man we did a lot of sort of humping and bumping

I enjoyed it I think one of the best things about Trump is the way he tries to

make bromance with our enemies that's the bonobo thing the only bonobo thing he really does

is try to make a bromance with guys who could hurt us and I think that's good

I think that's better than than what anybody else wants to do that's in power

of course he doesn't really accomplish that much but anyway love Putin the bear

doesn't just have claws he has nukes so let's

not make another cold war that could turn into a hot war so let's just let that go and go after this

orange just a narcissist for malignant narcissist

for what he's really harming us for and that is mostly just giving away the whole

place to the 0.001% and that includes the earth okay so that's what we should be after them for

not not collusion corruption so piggies let's talk about piggies

for a moment and then we're going to take a tour but I want to introduce you to the reason but captain max left

captain max this is involving you 9-1-1 captain max alright well in the meantime I will say that my tank top

was created by ganzo bonobo and that is christopher lee

and the the drawing is by disney artist lane

and it shows that I am a boho bonobo with emphasis on huh

although I'm not that kind of sex worker everything I do is perfectly legal

just talk just talk so max is gone yeah okay

so what else okay so I have on yell panties right got to yell panties

and um came back in time for my revelation of my alma mater's

underwear so I was just going to say there are various piggies in our midst and a lesser

you could say or maybe the word is less or l-e-s-s-o-r piggy

would be our former landlord h-p capital investments isn't that right max well actually they're called

uh s-w-i a success success with integrity oh okay that's another name

but one of their names is h-p capital investments another name is hector padilla by the way he's the

nephew of the city councilman yes alex padilla and there's a fascinating article about him

in the orange county register that shows how he's ripped off people much more vulnerable than us now with us

he bought our place you know and told us actually that he was going to do swing houses with us too

a bunch of swing parties and that he wanted to get us a new place bigger place but certainly wasn't going to

mess with our lease and lo and behold once he buys the place he messes with our lease and we had a

lease to renew for another five years and um he basically broke it

him and the uh him and the forbid the forbid Jeff Lloyd

horizon realty oh yes horizon realty hi jeff

hi hector so you know we had to leave we were kind of you know stuck

we had to leave we loved our old bonobo it was a great place in west l.a. and englewood

we had some great times there but honestly we've had great times at every one of our bonobos including all the ones downtown and before that

we were in the hollywood hills and before that we were in the hotel in uh west

westwood right that was where we did our hbo shows right they were exciting

so they were all done in a hotel a real hotel that is no longer a hotel and before that it was in the

penthouse right above the playboy mansion and before that it was in by a little condo yes a romantic

yes I mean before we got married we started doing the shows because I was doing shows on k-fox

and then we thought you know you're talking about sex why not do it in a bed and uh I decided

to bring a bed or max decided I'm not sure you decided maybe I decided okay so we brought a bed into the studio

and then we just figured well why not just do it from our bed and we got this very newfangled unit at the time

uh forget what I got a getner device and that helped us to broadcast from

home and now everybody does that but we were broadcasting from home from bed on 73 radio station

that's right the legend anyway now we had to leave

we didn't want to pay the rent that he jacked things up to he offered to have us stay he didn't really want us to leave

exactly he just wanted us to pay 50% more almost 50% basically that much more

and we did not want to do that especially since that was not right but of course it's the area for the forum

he also I just want to clarify for you Hector Hector hi Hector

he also said that he broke the lease because we were late on our payments four and a half years ago

which no one ever came after us but what he didn't say what the other landlord didn't say is that when we moved in

there were ten tenants in the building and we got sued by them

it was a nightmare and we lost a partner who was supposed to help us anyway so the payments

were a little late but we were busy and Mr. Jeff Lloyd

hi Jeff remember us well Mr. Jeff Lloyd you all about that and

he didn't want to kick us out he couldn't pay the rent he couldn't pay the bank and we came in and saved the whole building

we did and we approved the building so much but anyway that's done that's done but not yet they're going to get sued both of them

oh yeah that's not really done we have to sue them moving is expensive moving is expensive

of money and energy and time and it's traumatic talk about a stress disorder I got one from moving

I got a bubble wrapped brain and and yet you know

when life gives you lemons and it does give you lemons you make lemon scented lube yes you lemon scented

not just lemonade you make you know you have break sex you know little secrecy

and we have a lemon tree and we have a lemon tree so we're happy and this is

the new bonobo the new villa bonobo also and it's kind of fun we should have a look at

well it's lots of fun it actually has 14 offices it's lots of fun every office by the way

listen to this google oh my god every office has a shower

wow a crown seat they're like executive offices every office is an executive

I as one of those so every office has a shower

and a bathroom and a toilet and so before we take the tour I just want to say

besides getting the bonobo away you've got to get splosh and art

it's on amazon so you can get it let's see I don't know some of this you can show on facebook

it features there's gypsy bonobo there is madam marguerite

and oh yes madam marguerite we're going to see at dom con we're excited

there's danielle watt famous actress wow and winner of the best

pewton award she did a great job playing pewton in one of our shows and

let's see there's wisnu, michael wisnu and this is about splosh of course

and there's be live back there with the whip cream dripping off of his head let's see

I want to make sure to show pictures that don't show spoken word

that don't show nudity there's not a lot of nudity there's be live he's bald there

I just want to say I love bald men with big ideas bald men with big ideas I could look at giddy and he's bald

I'm looking at him but you know I'm really thinking of bernie sanders I have to say

I feel the burn I felt it somewhat last election but I really feel it now

and I do think he is going to help those people suffering so badly from

excessive wealth disorder excessive wealth disorder and that is why bernie

has he's a front runner in the democratic primaries he is the front runner

know that from observing the mainstream media because they don't like to talk about bernie

they love to talk about beto and by the way I love beto too but I don't beto was great when he was against Ted Cruz

and Elizabeth Warren is cool I really like Elizabeth Warren I just think she's a little

bernie has a history when you look at pictures of him when he's young and he's fighting on the front lines

of the civil rights movement and the police are picking him up while he's trying to

tie himself to a woman that's protesting and

he does look almost as old as he is now but he was young then and that was

exciting I mean that is exciting to me that he has a history anyway

I might become a bernie I am a bernie there we go and this is our

new magazine that I hope people have out in time I'm not sure what I can show here

but there I can show that that's Catherine Imperio and there's

Bezos who of course exposed Trump's pecker and all for the good

and in his involvement with the Saudis but he is also censoring our magazine so

we might have to cut out some juicy pictures I think I don't know even if we cut those juicy

pictures out it's not quite clear what is against their their rules

so here's the funny part so we can't possibly perhaps print this here

so we might have to go to a communist country to get our sex magazine published

we might have to go to China we might have to go to China what happened to America

China oh God for me America are there tariffs and love oh God for me America

anyway come reign it doesn't matter it's gonna come out oh here's one

I should show you no you've got the non-facebook camera

so here's one of the pictures that I think was oh yeah I'm sure that they all got very excited

so don't show the facebook camera on this there it is that's fun and that's Dayton Rickens

who is always showing her better parts always showing her better parts anyway it's a great magazine

and it features a lot of our friends at Domcom so we hope we will have it out in some form

before Domcom and Bianca is working with us Bianca is also taking don't shoot her I'm just saying

don't shoot don't shoot so now I am going to go on a little tour

I guess I'm gonna leave all my stuff here and so

and the piggies should we start in the kitchen why is that cool first of all my wardrobe

these look like people trying to get in I swear maybe I really got some sort of disorder this is the borderline

and this is my beloved Eames chair some of you have taste in furniture and know

this is a very special designer and the banana is just sharing it's an original Eames chair this is not

anything you know kind of knockoffs it's not fake news

this is a original Eames chair that my mother had I think it was made in 1960

so it's quite old and fun and I'm gonna kick the banana out I'm gonna kick it

because it's just like sitting in a baseball glove that's the idea and you cannot really accomplish anything

in this chair that's what I love about this chair it's not like all the modern chairs that are all about

you know getting your work done this is about just hanging out in your baseball glove it feels like a baseball glove

would feel if it was a chair so anyway I'll let the banana sit there

so that Betsy doesn't alright so where are we going this is a very grand

place our other place did not have high ceilings and downtown we always had high ceilings

these are not as high as downtown but they're pretty high oh ok and we're doing a whole

shoot alright so as you can see we've got a lot of boxes

and packages and I love boxes and packages because I have a dirty mind but

I also love chairs as you can see

and the monkey rocker is somewhere in there and so is the Sybian

and the bunny the motor bunny is somewhere in there

and all of our goodies are in there but they're all kind of packed

so now we're moving right along into the kitchen I do believe this is the biggest kitchen we have ever had

and so there's going to be a lot of sex on the kitchen tabletop here although it's a little crowded

for anybody to have sex this is just a test though but eventually we're going to move this aside

and have some good sex on the kitchen table this is a really an industrial kitchen

it's amazing and Anna where's Anna? Anna is in charge of the kitchen so she should be here

she's walking so we have fruit and olive oil

and here's Anna how do you like this big kitchen? amazing amazing

yes this is Anna's kitchen well it's our kitchen Anna's kind of in charge

thank you thank you for keeping it clean and cooking and we all cook

and we all are supposed to keep it clean because this is Bonoboville we're kind of a community and we have spices

and we have many spices look at all these spices and here's this crazy guy this is not the one that sings

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's some more we have another guy like that

and that is what Max sang to me when I was sick so I got better like the pizza pie

all right thinking outside box I like the phrase think inside the box which is what the G-spot

apparel people think inside the box because the box is where it's at baby

hmm yeah so going past sculptures

by the way our 27th wedding anniversary is next week here's Miguel and here's Mark

Mark's accomplishing a lot right now but Mark's going to have to edit this he's getting a little time off right now

here's my Steinway baby grand piano that somebody's going to play and yeah

the 27th wedding anniversary there's not very many colors or stones

or flowers or symbols but one symbol is sculpture so we'll

maybe we'll unveil my bust created by Yossi Vardin and

a whole bunch of other sculptures sculptures kind of come last right now we're trying to find chairs

and tables and that's our latest excuse no trespassing

alright so here's some speakers wow giant speakers whoa

oh and here are St. Andrew's crosses that we're soon going to be tying people to

so they're kind of under wraps so to speak just in case the neighbors come over which they have been

and yeah I mean they're very nice furniture right anyway crosses St. Andrew

would love them and boxes many many boxes we are the kings and queens of boxes

and we have a lava lamp hopefully we'll open up the lava lamp now and this is our hallway are we going down here

we don't want to go down there that's too high down here of a mess okay here's our on-air sign

look at this it's an old on-air sign with a little doohickey given to me by

John Clark my second radio show producer so

here we go down Bonoboville hallway with all kinds of

un sequestered stuff boxes and a lot of paintings

we have a lot of art we're going to this whole place is going to be an art gallery oh there I am

that was taken quite a few years ago and of course always playing with the mask

and moving right down the hall I don't know if we're allowed to

say whose rooms these are no, they're offices but they're rooms as well and a bunch of boxes

and oops be careful frame

this is an excellent piece of art like the basic production you don't have the art you just have the frame

and there's some bonobos by Mario Sassito here is our edit bay

not quite finished no that's where we edit things and

you know we're really still in boxes I'm realizing and here we are and this is Rami

and he's not lights, no lights on Rami and so

we're not really showing our private offices what we are sort of half showing them

okay how about your office Max oh I can show Max's office because Max just loves to show off

so this is my office oh this is his office sorry oops this is my little office

Route 66 so I hitchhiked on Route 66 I came over on a ship but it wasn't the Titanic

and this is the staff, my first staff my first newspaper this is the ship that I came over on

wow these are some of my magazines this is the girl that I love when she was

just a little girl and this is me when I got fired after I sold my magazines

okay and yeah so my office is not finished yet

we can see it's one big mess to the corridor one big mess but I have

the Titanic here and behind this mirror in this office it's a shower

what and over here this is where he went in the shower over here is

an executive bathroom an executive bathroom and here is soon to be our

you know our garden and we're going to have a pool and a jacuzzi and we already have a lemon tree

and it's kind of cold down here right now we're in the mountains and a lot of mountains

okay we're going back in to see the alarm and as you can see

lots of bubble wrap we are all about the bubble wrap this is my desk

my desk okay so are we going to your makeup

we'll go to my office I guess we'll go good Anna look come on look at this so cute

okay so now we have what should I go to first this is my area

don't go in there okay so now this is my office which is

really isn't it's got a lot of boxes what can I say but it also has

what does it have that's fun it has this picture of Max and I getting married and

um there's a shower there's the shower look at that and back there

is the royal throne here's my Yale degree gonna go on the wall stop bubble wrap

and institute for the advanced study of human sexuality degree here are your brains

there are my brains right there and there's more magazines 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 hard drives

and there's my sexy painting I don't know it's kind of

taboo looking I don't know oh and here's uh when Dr. Susie was a mime

oh yeah and here's where I was a mime yeah just in case I lose my voice

completely I can always do mine it'll be mime radio like you've never

heard before okay so now this is the beginning of the wardrobe

there we go so if you've got a shoe fetish come on over here well first we'll go

I guess these are some you know I don't know if I have enough lingerie somebody wants to get me more

I'm open to it uh so if you like lace

and silk and ribbons and all these sexy things and then there's all the shoes

and there's the shower and there's another shower right and boas are in here mmm

so somebody should take a picture right from here with shoes one more time then other people should be talking

where's max I'm in here okay why don't you talk I'm talking

so right now we're in Dr. Suzy's makeup area and this is some of her hats okay

just a few of that so my makeup area oh yeah the hats the hats are above

they're a mess and the nail polish oh my god I seem like one of those excessive wealth

disordered people but really everything here is quite cheap thanks to China uh

and thanks to the fact that I'm a pack rat and I never throw anything away anyway welcome to my world

bonobo and there are my stilts when I want to be tall

obviously I'm not so I wear these stilts when I want to be tall and I have long pants that I wear with them

so I think that's the end of the road I mean we can go outside from here but we're not going to because the neighbors might get alarmed

um so here we go down the hall yes oh look

bride and groom mess curtain rods bags

boxes wow fildos vibrators

and a tiffanile not a real tiffanile this is the this is the hair salon

the hair salon I never been here have I the hair salon wow

which is quite a mess right now it's total mess that's going to be a green room eventually

here's the hair sink where you can sink your hair is it full of hair oh this is the sink

which is for hair the hair sink walking down the hall is so bored but you almost tripped over a box

that would be exciting not in a good way though so here we go back back

back to the laundry room what is this this is

40 years of work oh my god I don't even think I've been into this this is crazy

and we've got to put all this together here's your original tape recorder this is my first show

right the first shows I did look at that music anyway

that's part of our work 1996 1996 it was a fine year

and should we show our laundry room or not sure what is see our dirty laundry what is see our dirty laundry

it looks very clean oh no my pants don't show my pants my poopy pants same day service do it yourself

anyway here's our laundry room pretty glamorous huh right bonobo bill

the new bonobo bill it's not going to be much longer alright

the new bonobo bill the new bonobo bill and I don't know there's the front door

there's the front door anyway a lot of bonobo bill is very very top secret

here's the bed there's the front door and there's Miguel and Anna there's Miguel and Anna

and they're holding the Jacob Soko and Anna and Anna and Anna

are you all having fun yet isn't this fun it's fun okay now

now we're going to have a threesome now we're going to have a threesome a banana and two

women Anna banana grab one of the mustache if this was made of rubber

no don't pat that too long the banana might shoot don't come yet don't go away

don't go away so so what time is it what time is it

it's 11.45 11.35 11.37 and we've been going on an hour

closing up at midnight we are okay 20 minutes

oh the garden we don't want to go out into the garden and alert the neighbors

let's go look at the plants I can go out there and show a little bit maybe there's a lizard you don't want to let it come out

well too many lights okay okay so what should we do well we can take a break

or we can end the show or we can go have sex well we should have some sex after all this

post-trump sex disorder can be very demoralizing so it's good to have some sex

even if you're not in the mood I would say do it anyway as long as you do it consensually don't force yourself on anybody

that's never never a good idea but especially nowadays

never was a good idea but nowadays you know it's it could really

harm you and it certainly harms the victim so you don't want to do that but you want to have some kind of sex

and it's okay to have it with yourself if you don't have a partner because you know you're consenting with yourself

there's no confusion about that and yet you know a lot of people

feel bad about masturbating and I know they laugh and they giggle like virgins

when the subject of masturbation comes up although I like the laughter because I actually made a joke but on the other hand

I do think we have to seriously honor the subject of

masturbation and soon it's going to be masturbation month and one of our greatest

surgeon general Dr. Joyce Lynn Elders was fired by none other than Bill Clinton because

she said when someone asked her at an education kind of conference

they asked her do you think that masturbation is an aspect of safe sex

or something like that and she said yes I think that masturbation should be taught as an aspect

of safe sex now that doesn't mean that the teacher gets up there and teaches you how to stroke your banana

or polish your pearl or anything like that that's not at all what she meant

or what any teacher does so people that were talking about that were just being stupid what she meant

and what is important is just to let people know young people all people know that this is a way

to release your inner bonobo to release your frustration to release your post-trump

sex disorder to release your sexual energy your perfectly natural beautiful

energy that needs to be released and if you don't release it there's hell to pay

look at all these incels these incels and I feel for them and I know there's a lot of feminists out there

that say that they should just die and I the problem is a lot of them kill not a lot of them

a few a very small percentage has gone out and

committed mass murder and that is a terrible thing and they blame women and sexuality

and men who have sex and it's really a terrible, terrible syndrome and they love Trump by the way

and they they do maybe they don't feel he goes far enough they

they kind of they love this idea of getting back at women and

it's something that they need help for with because they're miserable and so we try to help

with our therapy practice which is telephone sex therapy that's right

at the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic and Science Yes, it's me

I don't remember our new number what's our new number I don't know

all right Mara has something to do get me my so we got a new number and here this is

Villabonovo this is Block Studios and this is the Block Institute and this is where

you can call what are you listening to 626 626

626 hold on 4615950 correct

4615950 that's our new number that's the number you should call no matter what you need

what you need and you know that number might you know get you

telephone sex therapy it might get you webcam sex therapy it might get you sext that's S-E-X-T

sexting you know people do it I think it's crazy you know I prefer the voice

but you know some people like that we try to accommodate all of the preferences

but you know we have to charge money because we're not billionaires and we're not subsidized

by the government now I do think that the government should subsidize sex workers I mean I believe

sex work needs to be decriminalized and destigmatized and subsidized

I guess all of that stuff do you hear that Bernie Bernie! Bernie needs to hatch up with that

Bernie's got the right idea with the 0.001% he's also got the right idea with stopping these wars

I mean let's just put it this way if we could stop the wars if we could stop even half the wars

we would have so much money to put into things that people need you know food

and cleaner air and sex yeah and it needs to be consensual

and some people have like very weird fetishes and they have a hard time or I shouldn't say weird

but well they're uncommon and they don't find partners easily and so they need help

and if you don't give them help they're going to crack up with our society being such as it is I mean there's many factors

it's not just sex but there are many factors there's the proliferation of guns there's just a president

that uses violent imagery all the time but there is this sexual denigration

that I actually think is getting kind of worse I do I think it's sad I see it so clearly

I see actual friends of mine that are sex writers that aren't writing about sex anymore and you know who you are

I see people that don't want to talk about sex anymore and I don't know I mean there's just as much porn as ever

thank god and I know and people talk against porn like it's some sort of devil made thing

of course I love the devil I follow only 666 people on Twitter and of course the devil's original

prototype is Pan who is the patron saint of the bonobos whose latin name is Pan Paniscus

do I go off on enough tangents or should I go on more we have a bottle of champagne yeah

crack it open in order crack it against the building alright let's crack it let's crack that

girl woman that was a great show is it over

almost it's almost over but we're going to crack some champagne and you know cracking champagne always

reminds me of female ejaculation oh don't show the label I mean we we have some fine champagne

but you know we're not the 1% we're not even the 10% we just

have a great wealth of love here you open it they're not seeing that's why we're opening it

I'm not opening it I'm laying here like a lady in the head we're going to open it right next to me

we're going to open it we're going to crack it open we're going to crack it open and we're all going to drink it

careful with the wine whoop yeah here you go

pass it around pass it around welcome we're 15 patients with champagne

leave some for me leave it though you gave me a full glass there give me that one

it's not a full glass I thought I was going to get the first one there it is look

that is not pee that is not pee that is champagne and the banana guy is getting me nervous

oh well it's just four play honey I'll be with you soon okay mine

yeah this is a lot why are you going to pour for everybody here add it I'm going to swallow it

here here that glass is from the little this is heavy this is heavy

where are you going with it it's going outside now hey leave the champagne leave the sun

alright this is bonobo girl this is bonobo girl this is how we operate we just get all confused

with each other okay cheers happy place

happy new place happy space we're happy to be here in our new villa bonobo

and we hope you continue to visit us and we love you we love you

we love you I don't know who's out there watching sometimes Danielle

and Chef B live are watching sometimes let's see who else my cousin Diane

I'm glad nothing terrible happened she called me today I thought oh my god somebody died but we

I don't know if I should shout out certain people but Tim Rhiannon

we love you Rhiannon and goddess phoenix and I'm trying to think of people on facebook hi goddess phoenix

Max likes you guys hey goddess phoenix hello did I say hi did I say hi

and raven ray oh raven ray maybe we're closer to raven ray now and iman

and iman well we're not closer to iman she's in France but I think Janelle we're closer hi Janelle

my first assistant Janelle Hopkins and um gosh

mother tink and I don't know her dog this gig the party pub

and I mean goddess soma she's hardly ever on social media she's way too fine

just for that and I should be too fine that I actually have been lately I haven't been on social media very much

but now I'm back and um you know we're back every week now next week is our

anniversary so send presents this is our our Beverly Hills address which is our PO box

we're registered at Macy's we're registered at Macy's we're certainly registered at Amazon we have a wish list

we do have a wish list and please nothing under under dollars don't be selfish

love us love us okay bonobos okay bonobos so

be good be happy have orgasms regularly and you know

make like bonobos where's the bonobo book okay the bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzee

and they swing through the trees as well as with each other and they have so much to teach us because they are very

very close to us they have a lot of sex they have never been seen

killing each other in the wild or captivity that's because of all the sex and they empower the females

the females are very powerful all you females out there and males that want to see powerful females and you're always hearing that

that's unnatural the bonobos show us it's natural and guess what the guys are not wimps the guys are

happy about it they love it because the guys are treated well the guys

male well-being is as important as female empowerment that spit

I think I'm about ready to maybe it's a good thing I didn't have too much of this so yeah make like bonobos

not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you

I love you talk with someone about something you can talk about with anyone else you can talk to us

I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airway but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute

for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phone anytime you need to talk

whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination my world-renowned telephone sex therapists

are just a phone call away totally private, absolutely confidential we listen, talk with you advise you, role-play for you

fantasize with you no fantasy is too taboo and help you with anything from impotence to exhibitionism

fears to desires fetishes to marriages for more information call us at 213-291-9497

that's 213-291-9497 anytime you need to talk you need to talk with someone about something you can't

talk about with anyone else you can talk with us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves

but my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the erotic arts and sciences specializing in sex therapy

over the phone anytime you need to talk whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience

or a combination my world-renowned telephone sex therapists are just a phone call away totally private, absolutely confidential

we listen talk with you, advise you role-play for you and fantasize with you

and no fantasy is too taboo and we help you with anything from impotence to exhibitionism fears to desires

desires fetishes to marriages if you've never called before don't be embarrassed

we all need help with sex at one time or another even world leaders do maybe especially world leaders do but I'm not going to tell you which ones

so when you need to ask a question or play out a fantasy or just talk with someone

about something you can't talk about with anyone else call us at 213-291-9497 anytime

you need to talk Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way

inspired by my love for the make love, not war great apes you know, the ones who have a lot of sex

in a bonobo sutra of positions including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other

they practice what I call peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very, very close to us almost 99% genetically similar to us

when it comes to being human even being humane bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us

and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo longing to swing free would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you

bet you would so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life and cope with the pain you know, the pain

and have more orgasmic organic sustainable sex who doesn't want that greater lust, greater trust

and better anger management and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days so get the book learn the bonobo way

you'll be glad you did then you'll want to join bonoboville a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends and one last thing

the real bonobos are highly endangered so a portion of all book sales go to bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction

read the bonobo way and learn why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times and improve your love life