Penthouse Pets LAYLA SIN & CHRISTIANA CINN bowl over Bonoboville
by Dr. Susan Block
Two of the most gorgeous (inside and out) and glorious flowers of womanhood to bloom upon the planet, Penthouse Pets Layla Sin and Christiana Cinn, bring Spring to Bonoboville on DrSuzy.Tv. Ambassadors for peace, love, female empowerment, male pleasure, great sex and sensuality, these “Pet Sisters” in “Sin” (and Cinn) use their formidable Weapons of Mass Seduction—charm, wit, warmth and their own exquisite bodies—to spread the good news of the Penthouse Philosophy and Penthouse Global Media, including Penthouse Variations, which has just published three excellent new erotica books, Quickies, Three-Ways and Anal, with Cleis Press.
Full transcript of Penthouse Pets LAYLA SIN & CHRISTIANA CINN bowl over Bonoboville on The Dr. Susan Block Show:
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exhibitionists, lawyers and connoisseurs, bonobo babes and penthouse fans. All you children of sex and we are all children of sex. With a capital X, can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? I want to welcome you to Bonoboville, yes indeed brothers and sisters and we are gonna go straight to the penthouse in just a
moment. We're gonna welcome Spring, oh yeah, Spring with the beautiful flowers of Spring. When you catch Spring fever, oh, but speaking of fever, the patient, oh yes the patient. There he is, you know, I think, yeah, he's a victim of Trumpcare. Our condolences to the Trump royal family, but Trumpcare is dead. And we have
Obamacare, which is not bad, we need single-payer. And in the meantime, yes, we have a very, very sick patient. What does this say? Make America eat again. Wow, well that's what we're gonna have to do if they do pass the Trump budget, of course, you know. I think Mayak had never had a hard time eating again. Now I think probably
they expect that the poor and the elderly will eat out of Ivanka's trash, which she leaves on the curb in her fine neighborhood and the neighbors are complaining. But you got some trash on the curb, baby. Okay, and we have a patient, yes, who's very, very sick. And fortunately, we have a nurse, Gypsy
Bonobo is a nurse. And you all know Gypsy Bonobo, but we also have a special visiting nurse. Yes, we do. And let's welcome this former nurse in the army. The return of most Bonobo penthouse pet of the year, Laila Sin. Come on, right up here. Come up here. Yes, come next to me. Sit that perfect ass right next to me. Oh, yes.
Welcome back. Wow. Absolutely. Whoa. And I don't all of our hats are just falling off. Wow. Yeah, we're going to treat the patient a little bit later. Just go sit in your room and suck on that. What is that called that that actually goes in the penis, but it's does. But you know, lots of things that go in the penis go in
our Trump dolls mouth. So I'm so happy to be here guys. Wow, feeling hot and horny. What the hell is going on? Well, this is Bonoboville. And you are the winner of our most Bonobo award, you know, which is is the most prestigious award of all. It is it is. And you know, I know your penthouse pet of the year
and you've gotten other awards. But you know, that's I appreciate that. Oh my God, it makes me feel so good. Well, you're very Bonobo young lady. You're very free and you're very clever and charming. And that's what those are. Thank you very much. And female empowered. Right. Congratulations. We want and we
just make it happen. Sexual and be sexual and free. That's congratulations, baby. Thank you. And we have here the congratulations girl, the newbie, the virgin to the Dr. Susan block show. Please come on up here. This is your sister in sin, your pet sister. Christiana sin. Let us welcome her
brothers. I am just the meat in such a sweet sandwich. I'm so happy to be here. Thank you for having me. I'm just like, Whoa, gosh, golly. Gee. This is just amazing. Oh, and you let it come from over. I wish this was scratch and sniff television. Oh my God. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.
Whoa. So yeah, you are pet sisters in sin. You're both named sin. But you are C I N N and you are S I N and yet. Hey, your sisters. Yeah, absolutely. We're sinners and we're sisters and we love each other. And you do. You love each other in many different ways. Of course. And we also did a scene together. Oh, I
know everything about her. And she knows everything about me. I know you very intimately. Whoa. And this is a scene for penthouse video. Okay, nice. And what happens in this scene? Well, she was a it was my show. I had a show in penthouse called in bed with Leila. So I was lucky enough. We're in a bed. Yeah. With you.
Right? Well, yeah. But we're also in bed with Leila at the moment. Yeah. So yeah, I was very lucky to have girls coming over once a week. Oh, I get to play with them. And we have our audience. Yeah, everything is very spontaneous. Oh, and very new. So it was like, amazing. That's great. I just have to say that we've
never hooked up. We there's a lot of sexual tension. I think that you could feel it. I mean, maybe it's it's absolutely. I'm you know, we're sitting on our magazines here and some bananas that we might need at a certain point. Yeah, yeah. Let me keep this banana here. Yeah, maybe we can start
eating a banana at a certain point. Yeah. And and we also have these fabulous books from penthouse variations. Oh, my sexy Marilyn, could you hand me my book? Where's where are these? Oh, here's one quickies. And anal. And three ways. Well, we've got one going right now. So of course, you guys are
into three ways. Yes. Yeah, of course. I'm I'm into any way possible. Wow, you heard Leila sin for any way. Okay. And and what about quickies? Yeah. Yeah. You like longies better or quickies? I like that this way. This one. The three ways you like three threes a good number. Yeah. Nice try. What's better than
one, two, that's better than two, three. Pleasure all the way around. And you get such a great view when you're in a three way. Do you like a guy and another girl or two guys? Personally, I've had both and I like it both. But I've never had three girls, never had, which is, oh, my God. We're three
girls. We're gonna make Christmas come true. Yes. And we have three bananas. Yeah. And very exciting. So your idol, one of your idols is, is Paris Hilton. Me? I read this on the internet. She's You know what? Honestly, the thing I really respect about Paris is she
Yes, she fucked on camera. She didn't care. She didn't apologize. And that's what women should do. We should never ever be ashamed to be our sexy sexual self. And she got criticized by people all over the world. And you know what she did? She laughed it all the way to the
bank and she made herself a success. So for that, I she's a slut. And but I love slides. I respect that. All right. And I respect I respect a woman who does not apologize and who's not ashamed. And you don't you know who my other idol is? Well, I
don't. I didn't get that far. I might as well just mention her. This is actually my aunt. Oh, your aunt. Her name is Brigitte Cimaroli. That's her real name. Oh, an Italian. Yes, you are a battalion descent. Are you? Yes, that's where I get sent from.
Yes. So she posed for a penthouse in Germany in 2013. And she was 53. Wow. Yeah. Amazing. For the milfs. Absolutely. Women at every age are beautiful sexual goddesses that need to be worshipped. Yes. Very, very true. But you started young. Some
have discovered late in life. But you were a playboy cyber girl. Yes, I was. Yes, first nude photo shoot of my life. Wow. So you wanted to be this you wanted to be this kind of nude celebrity since you were pretty young. Yeah, it always
appealed to me. But I tiptoed into it. Yeah, I tiptoed. Because of all that sinning. Yes, yes, yes, sinning from the beginning. Sinning from the beginning. But you were brought up Catholic? I guess I went to a very strict school and I was always in
the principal's office every day. Did you wear like school uniforms? Yeah. Oh, we're fantasizing. That's kind of hot. That's hot, guys. So now you were brought up kind of religious Jewish. Yeah. Yeah. So you're a sinner from that end.
These are like two different sinners. Yeah, my dad actually was very, very religious. And my mom when they got divorced, and my mom was not religious, but my dad was still very religious. So I pretty much went against the whole thing, the whole structure.
Well, I don't know about that. Why? Well, because like a couple weeks ago, it was poem. And we celebrated the feast of Esther, Queen Esther uses her weapons of mass seduction to save her people from genocide from a horny king, you know, absolutely.
And she's she's like you. She's a hero. She is. It's it's a it becomes like a very cultural is very, very deep inside of my my, you know, where I came from. So. Exactly. So you're, you know, you're kind of the Lilith Esther and. Yeah, I get
what I want. You're kind of Mary Magdalene, right? Yeah. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. You know, I mean, and you both seem just very spiritual into your sexuality. Yeah, right? Right. I feel, do you feel the energy right
now? Because I totally feel it. It's like, it's like empowering. It's amazing. It's just sitting next to you. It's just amazing. I don't know. I think it's sitting next to you. All of the powerful women in the room. It's electric. I feel
like electricity. It's so empowering. Yes. Well, it's very bonobo, you know, bonobo. Yeah. The bonobos are the make love not war chimpanzees who swing from the trees as well as with each other. Oh, thank you, Susan. I'm
like, this bonobo thing is so cool, but I want to know what it is. And the the females have a lot of power. Maybe they're matriarchal female dominant in a way. They get all the first dibs on the food, which you know, is important. And and they
have sex together and they have sex with the males and the females and they have orgies all the time. And and the females make the decisions. Yeah, so it's it's, you know, they're very close to us. And they show us that female
sexual empowerment is very natural. It's not just something like, you know, the 21st century came up with. It's very natural. If we just go with flow. I love that. It's the animal kingdom teaching us release your inner animal. Do you
have an inner animal? Do you have a favorite animal? Well, the animal that I am in bed, honestly, a kitty. Okay, the first time I ever had sex, I actually like a little cat and he loved that. And I was like, I think I like being a little kitty,
like, like, a sexy kitty remind. Did you scratch him? Oh, did I scratch him? It was a gentle kitty. But if I have to, I'll bring the claw out. This is a kitty puppet. Oh, it's a teaching tool. You know, this is, you know, I don't
need to teach you gals. But yeah, it's a vulva puppet, a wondrous vulva puppet. I love that. And it's actually very artistic. Well, the detail is remarkable. I know you appreciate art and absolutely pearls. You didn't wear them.
But that's also what I read on the internet. But you have another thing. Wow. I sampled this. It's pretty strong. Yes. Yes. This is new. I had to get it because it has to match
the silver and late penthouse key. You always have to, you know, you have to accessorize with with the best children we have. But you can hear it. It's very, very strong. Okay, let's turn it on. You did it for me earlier.
Oh, that's it. Oh, it's it sounds like it's coming from outer space. It's got a very nice vibration. Very strong. Not on her banana. Can't smoke that right next to me, though. Sometimes like when I'm at the nightclub and there's a girl
who I know is flirting with me, I'm like, Hey, she's what's that? I'm like, tell your boyfriend about it. I'll show you how to use it. Wow. So you use this as a weapon of mass seduction. Absolutely. Absolutely. Right. And wrong with
having it as an accessory in between, you know, keep it safe, you know, tucked in between. Yeah, I could bring out the weapon when I want. Does it does it turn you on? Do you have like a cleavage erogenous zone? And you
absolutely. And also, it's a very phallic symbol. So just having anything phallic in between the brass. Well, I have something phallic in between my legs. I just realized my banana is sporting a hard on. I have I have a question. Did
you ever dream that you are a man, and you're having sex without the women? Well, of course, I'm thinking about it right now with this big banana between my legs. Me too. Did you ever dream that you are a man? Honestly,
when I when I see the products like like the strokers that you have, I wish I had a cock for one day because I want to try every stroker. I would. Oh, wow. Now, what is this thing? Well, let's let's let me hold this. So
this this is a top coat and penthouse. Yeah, have our own amazing line of toys and all of us sexy pets. Wow. You see the best sex. Yeah. Boy, if I put the banana in there, we make a milkshake. They put molded exactly the way it
looks and everything. They also molded my face for the whole doll. But is this is this a flashlight or it's a yes. Oh, I should like this. This is so much better. I don't know if we should. We have other dildos. Here's
check this out. Maybe the banana will fall apart in there. Yeah. We want to save the banana for your energy girls. Yeah, but we need to lubricate it. So we have lube. Yeah, we do. We do or when we have sin spit, that's
even better. I'm gonna spit is better. After all, you know, we don't have to worry about. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Ah, she she really has a big load of spit. Yeah. Okay. So you see? Uh huh. Yeah, I see. Look at this. This is quite a
teaching. It's so tight and it's so tight because it's exactly my size. Uh huh. Well, not inside but outside. See, I have the old fashion version here now. You you have the the new model there. Why so tiny? Why so tight?
Oh, it is. It needs it's a virgin. And it's just came out of the box. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna stretch out. It's amazing because that's part of the love dog. It's it's it's made of a cyber cyber material. Right. Oh, okay. You
could touch it. It really does feel if you get lubed and I hear okay, so what guys are telling me if you dip it in like warm water and then you put lube when you put your caulk in, it's like the real deal and the best thing
about it is when you're done, all you have to do is hang it up. Wow. And you use it again. You hang it up after you wash it out. Yeah. You have to. Yeah, but it'll all but it dries out that. Oh, yeah. Drip dry. This is the only toy that has
that feature. This is the only drip. The only one. What does it do? That you're ever gonna see. So, you can get a lot of miles out of that. So, yeah. I actually have my toy. It's it's actually a bigger that you can put on the
table already out in the stores, but this one will this one will come out next month. So, this is a brand new one. All right. And it is called the lay the sin. Yeah. This is it. The lay the penthouse toys. Penthouse toy but I mean
where are we going? Cyber skin. The look. Vibrating stroker. Yep. This is a vibrating. Oh, what a vibrates. Stroker. It vibrates too. Wow. You seem to have a particular sort of affinity for vibrating. I
wish I had a cock because I want to know that. It looks like it's so good. That is something, you know, I mean you couldn't fist that thing. So, if you really believe in yourself, you could do it. You really
believe. And if you really have a you know, a stroker fetish. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. All right. We've got bananas and yeah. That's that's fantastic. I love that. That thing. So, I mean, I
don't know. I feel like we should keep it on display somewhere. You know, like maybe buy the with a dildo in it. I think maybe right right there. Yeah, I think. Yeah. I mean, we have the
one that it already knows. Where's the dildo that it was using? Very accommodating. Yeah. Where's the one we were using? I like the design of it. It's so sleek. It's so sexy.
Yes. Yes. So, yeah, we we want to whoa. Salted. Build up your shoulder. You can always add some salt. Handsome Hollywood Jake. What happened? Oh, yeah. We're out of there. Accident. Oh, you need to
clean us up. Handsome Hollywood Jake. Oh, I think I think I got it between my legs. I'm so dirty. I'm so dirty. Don't break the towel. Just use your mouth. Maybe while you're up here, we'll do a little Bonoboville
communion. Do you remember Bonoboville communion? It's a it's a religious thing. You know, it's the Bonoboville church of Bonoboville. I like that. Right. Right. It involves salt. Oh, she just spit it out.
We didn't knock all the salt off. Very good. So, we have let me let me do it for you. This is like pink Himalayan sea salt. Yes, it is. Only that's the pure salt. I'm so glad you appreciate it.
Absolutely. You appreciate fine lingerie, fine salt, and art porn. I I read that on the internet. Yeah. Art erotica. Absolutely. Art erotica. Right. Everything we do is art. It's liberation art.
That's true. You know, I agree. I agree. Very, very true. It's erotica. You know, and this is erotic literature. You know, and it's it's so much better written. I'm sorry, but then 50 shades of gray. Oh, which isn't saying much,
but it is. It's it's better written. And oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Like 50 shades will get you, it will get you moist, but this will get you dripping wet. So, if you want that waterfall, like, this is the one to go. And can I say, like, I know she's talking
from the penthouse pet point of view and also from the grammarian point of view. This gets you wet as, you know, someone that likes literature. There's some beautiful stories in here by Allison Tyler and all Barbara Peasio's, all kinds of great writers.
And and then we have the quickies and the new one. Do you like anal? I love it, anal. Don't look at me. No, you're not into anal. She's not into anal. She's not as like, you know, certain people.
Well, thank you for being honest. Let me tell you what I'm into. Let me tell you what I'm into. I'm into passion. I'm into chemistry. I'm into really eye-to-eye kind of connection, sexuality, spirituality, not too complicated,
more one-on-one kind of connection. But you could lie on your back. Sure, yeah. For anal. I'm just saying. I mean, I mean, anal doesn't have to be doggy style. No, no, no. You could look into each other's eyes. Yeah, I do it missionary.
Sure. I mean, you know what I would love to do? I would love to gift you with a nice, like, butt plug. And then you could do it missionary, you know, looking at each other's eyes and then... No rush. No rush. No, no, no, no, no.
I just enjoy so much. You have to be turned on eventually before anything goes up your butt. That's just the rules. She's saving it. I enjoy so much already. She's saving it for her bat mitzvah.
Yeah, you know what? And I have to save something for later. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. If I discovered everything right now, then, you know, I have to save. You have to keep saving things, absolutely.
Yeah. And you have so much right now. And just this... Totally, I feel it already. But, you know... Having sex right now. Still, just talking and thinking about your butt makes me want you to take off your jeans.
I mean, your jeans are so... I don't know. But none of us are wearing jeans. Well, I feel like... Maybe I should take my jacket first. Oh, well, that's up to you.
Okay, I'll hold this. Yeah. It's getting hot in here. And I don't... Yes. Oh, I had no idea. Oh, wow. I think she wore that just for you. Oh, my. Oh, but I'm so glad that everyone else appreciates it.
Yeah. Sweaty. Oh, I thought that was glitter, but... Oh, it's wet. Glittering. And glistening. Oh, la la la la la.
Yeah. Everybody take a look. No anal though. No anal. Look at that.
Nice. And those boots are beautiful, I must say. Really? I love booties. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Of course.
Do you need any help? I don't know. I know. Yeah, you should help her. I feel like you should. I want to.
Yeah, you want her. You want to help her. She's very helpful. She was also a nurse. Before I corrupted her.
No, no, nurses are already corrupt, right? They're handling the body. Yeah, totally. And we just... We're just big givers. We love to give.
We love to help. And nurses are so comfortable with the body. And we're always working under somebody telling us how to help.
And we really just want to help. And so it doesn't matter. Honestly, all the nurses... There's a lot of prescriptions out there.
There's a lot of things. But there's a lot of girls that just want to help people. So good for you. And God, if there was a nurse like you
when I was in the hospital, I would just quit my job. Whoa. And there's a little corset thing in the back here.
So gorgeous. Even though we can't do anal with you, could you just turn around and show everybody that thing you can't do?
Very nice. Yes. That's a radical stuff. Gorgeous.
Oh, you don't need to take it off. No, no, no. We like the booties. You can put it on. I'm sure there are guys with fetishes
for little sockies like that that you have there. Oh, you do. I have nice beads.
We're going to get to that. Yeah, maybe we could take those off later. But look at these little booties. They're so huge.
I get turned on when I see a sexy woman wearing heels. Yeah. I saw that, too, on the Internet. And look at these heels.
Wait a second. These are really extraordinary heels. Charlotte Olympia. Like bamboo.
Kind of creation. Like art on my foot. It's a basket. It's like a basket.
It is a wicker basket. But it's such a beautiful shoe. Thank you, Charlotte Olympia. She's such a dear, dear designer.
And I'm so proud of everything she's doing right now. God bless her. God bless her and goddess. Bless your manager.
Oh, yes. Give her a shout out. Manager? Yeah, you like your manager.
I read on the Internet you're in love with your manager. Wow. Maybe not. You know who I do have a lot of love for?
Our CEO, president, our queen bee, Kelly Holland. And she will love her.
Absolutely. My role model inspiration. Everything amazing. And because of her, I'm here with you tonight.
Absolutely. We love Kelly Holland. And she brings us beautiful penthouse pets. Like you guys.
Well, you're the best. But yeah, there are some others that she brings. And she takes care of other animals.
She has a a charity. Did you go? I didn't go.
Go next time. Oh, yes, ma'am. Bad girl. Yeah, I'm going to go.
The problem is I think she does them on Saturdays. Or something. We'll work it out. Because I really admire it.
And hey, Kelly, thanks for arranging to have these lovely ladies. Thank you, Kelly. We want to see a center fold with Kelly.
That would be nice. She's really gorgeous. You know, I lurked her because I'm like, okay, this is my boss.
I need to lurk her, see what she did. She was like an investigative journalist in the Congo. And there's this hot picture, I'm so sorry, Kelly,
but there's this hot picture of her on the internet. She has this huge 25 pound camera on her shoulder. Overalls, sexy.
I mean, I've never seen overalls look so sexy before. But when Kelly Holland, have you seen the picture? It's so hot. I'm sorry.
She's a woman that I really, really admire. Yes. And she was at the Women's March. Fighting for us.
With Susie Q. James, who has been on this show recently. So, yeah. Yeah. And we helped to campaign
No Prop 60. And won that one. Yes, thank you everybody who voted. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You saved our jobs. You saved our industry. Thank you for your support in the lab. Because of you, we're doing it all for you.
Thank you. Well, you guys are kind of on the cusp of porn and politics almost. You're like ambassadors.
Being from penthouse. Although, you know, you got to be careful what you say and everything. But you represent all different places.
And you know, it's kind of, I mean, there's all these different penthouses all over the world. And you're on a lot of covers here. Look at all these covers.
Let's see. This is you. Hi. And that's your aunt. And this one is your pursuit of perfection.
We like that one. Oh, it all came from Germany. This is you. And wow.
This is you with sin diamond. Layla. Wow, yeah. That's a gorgeous cover.
I really like this cover too. It's amazing. And the inside pictures are really pretty. Which one's your favorite?
Oh, let's look at inside picture. Okay, let me see. Go away, Facebook camera. You're not allowed to look at an inside picture
Facebook camera. No, sorry. Facebook camera. If you want to look at an inside picture, you have to go to Bonoboville or Dr.
Susan Block.TV. That's it. You're going to look at the wall now. Or you're going to look at one of our camera men. Or you could look at Gypsy.
That would be fun. Oh, look at this. It was just... Max, doesn't this make you want to go yachting?
Oh, yes. I think it was so much fun shooting it. So that's... And they had a whole day on a yacht for me.
And we were in San Diego. So it was a lot of fun. And, yeah, I had... You really look like you're giving into the moment.
Oh, you are. You look like you're absolutely present. In the moment. I believe you are giving into the moment. And this is like the engine room of the yacht.
So that was the last day. Oh, mommy. Just gorgeous. And then this one was...
Lay the sin. Yeah, actually the third day, we shot it in the Getty Museum. Makes you want to sin.
We shot this in Malibu. Yeah, so... I have never seen the Getty Museum look so good. Yeah.
There's been a lot of amazing art in the Getty Museum. Absolutely. That's some amazing art in the Getty Museum. Right.
Yeah, totally. Well, they have other nudes. No, they do. They do. I'm not knocking all those amazing other nudes.
And this one was... Wow. If the Getty could look this good, everybody would be at the Getty Museum. That one's relatively closed.
Just one boob out there. Yeah, but... It looks like a guest ad. It looks like...
Well, yeah, I mean, obviously both of you gals could be like, quote-unquote, regular models. Or any ad you want to sell
whenever you'd like to get whenever you want. And we so appreciate it. We really do? And I accept any brand who accepts
a woman who embraces her sexuality. And, you know, who wants a woman who likes being sexy.
That's what I like. Okay, let's look at you now. So, oddly enough, my favorite picture is on page 69.
And if you have a magazine, you'll see it. And it's this one right here. Ooh, look at those wide-open labia here.
Luscious labia. And there's nothing hiding. It's all me. When I saw it, I was like,
oh my gosh, and my hair is wide. Is that like a fountain or a pool? Oh, we're in a pool. We're in a pool, right? Yes, yes, yes.
But maybe you had a jet going up that pussy because it looks so excited. Oh, thank you. And this picture, they used for the German
at Benton House. And do you remember when you first saw your cover? When you first saw your cover,
do you remember? Ooh, it was two years ago. I was very excited. Very, very, very excited.
When was your first cover? This was January 2016. 2016. And I've been hearing people from,
I have friends in other countries, and they're like, you're on the cover of Penthouse. You're on the cover of Penthouse. I'm like, I don't see it, so I don't know
what to believe. So I'm at Barnes & Noble with my father. Oh my God. And there's a video of it.
If you follow me on Instagram, at christianacin, c-i-n-n, you'll see the video. And I pull it out and I'm crying
and he's so happy. Oh, cool. Remember my aunt Brigida Cimarelli? She already paid the way, so my family is like,
finally another celebrity. There is the aunt. This is history, history. We're going to talk about Penthouse history with Captain Max.
When he's ready. Oh, and you were crying. Oh, because so happy. With joy.
I wasn't sure. Crying. I thought maybe you went, oh no, daddy's fault. Crying of overwhelming happiness
and great feelings. That's really nice. Overwhelming feelings of joy and just bliss and
overwhelming, just amazing. That is fantastic. So you haven't had any black from family?
No. You know, there's one part of my family, the Italian part, who is very supportive because of Brigida.
Yeah. And then there's the other part who, I don't even know if they know how to use the internet. Oh, good.
Okay. Because you're all over the internet. I saw that. Yeah, okay.
I love the family that loves me. Don't ask, don't tell. You know exactly, don't ask. We never tell our family
what they don't need to know. So you are very open with your mom, maybe not so much with your dad.
My dad passed away. Well, you could be very open with him. You could talk to him in your prayer. I dream about him.
I'm doing what I enjoy and I'm really good at it. I love it. I love my life to be honest. My mom is very, very close with my mom.
She's like the most important person in my life. So, yeah. Beautiful. So would you like to start
with Bonoboville Communion or your reading? Oh, my goodness. You're going to do a reading.
And of course, you know, because you're penthouse pets and it's a tradition now. It's a topless reading.
Oh, yes. Oh, I like that. You better move that Facebook camera. Okay, we're going to move the Facebook camera.
Bye, Facebook. Would you like to do the reading before the... You know what? I'll do the reading and then once you find that it's efficient
I will get baptized in communion. Okay. Okay, because I know, you know, this is a thing.
But get ready with some glasses for her. Oh, you are already. Handsome Hollywood Jake is ready.
And so, okay. So, where... Oh, your glasses. This is a real reading
from Penthouse Variations. Please press publication
three ways. Here we go. Watch that Facebook camera. Madame Librarian. Yeah, very, very nice. Okay.
Oh, I do and I also I'll be showing those nipples right here. Microphone. Oh, here we go. But overdue library book.
I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do to make up for it? Oh, my God. Can I touch? Is that okay?
Touch away. You know, I'm going to think of something really special for you to do to make up for that.
You're like a Barbie doll. She is a doll. Yeah. When I met her, I was like Barbie doll. She's the doll.
Like she's really this. Wow. You're a doll. Right.
Okay. Hi, I'm Christiana Sin. I am reading Penthouse Variations on Turn the music down a little bit.
Music down. Down music. That's it. Okay, lovers.
I'm Christiana Sin. I'm reading Penthouse Variations Three ways brought to you by police publishing.
Very good. Oh, look, she's got it all marked up.
I can't take credit for that. Oh, wow. You're a director now. Oh, yeah. Can you ask
the actress to kind of unzip a little bit? Can I do it for her? Because I'm very, very helpful.
That's good. Put me to the right way. I think I'm supposed to be wearing a little bit less, right?
Yeah. Help, help, help. Yes. She's such a good director.
This beautiful Lacey blue bra. I think we should keep going, right? Yeah.
Yeah. I like that. Very good direction. Oh, look at this
beautiful sex. Pets. These are definitely Penthouse Pets
right here. Beautiful, natural, lovely. They're very, very gentle pets you make. And so nice. I really wish you could all be
me now. Oh, yeah. I want to share. I do. But since you can't,
I'll just, oh, feel, feel, feel. They're very nice. Oh, yes. I'm feeling free.
So Miss, Missin, please direct me to the right way. I'm going to read it from here all the way down. The highlighted parts are everything.
Everything. Oh, the highlighted parts are just dramatic. Yeah, more dramatic, but we're going to read everything.
Wow. He started up again. And I felt the climax quickly building within me.
Making it hard for me to breathe. I was so turned on by watching my beautiful friend growing more aroused by the moment
that I wanted to scream. Being filled to overflowing with Marcus's hard cock
felt so divine. I'm going to I started to say don't you dare car lens
Layla insisted. Well, all come together. That's how it should be. Just have to wait a minute until Marcus is ready.
Are you? I'm on. Are you ready to come, Marcus? His reply muffled
against Layla's cunt. But I could tell he said yes. Now I asked Layla, are you ready?
My voice bordered on desperation. I knew I couldn't hold back much longer. What if she said no?
What if she told me to wait? To my grave relief. Layla said, yes, sweetheart. Come now. Come for me.
Come for me now. Oh, I grunt my hands against Marcus. And I felt him explode
inside me. Each thrust, each pump of his hips against me brought me higher and higher.
Oh, she matched my gaze, watching me fiercely with those amazing tremors.
I began to rumble through my body as if getting stringed from me. She potted her lips and let out the most musical
moans. Oh, sweetie, she whispered. Louder. Oh, she cried.
And the sound of her untae voice made me calm. Oh, that was a good job.
Oh, and me too. Wow. Let's hear it for Christiana Sin. That was a beautiful dramatic reading.
Beautiful. Not a mistake, I don't think. Oh, no, no, no. I had to have you in prom because in my head it was you.
Beautiful direction, I was going to say. Direction by Leila Sin. If you would like to hear more.
The story is by Allison Tyler. God bless you, women. Bless you, Allison Tyler.
Three-way variation by Cleese Publishing. Penhouse variations. Read the rest. You are going to be so happy you did.
Oh, yes. Totally. Yeah, I think I can attest to that. And Captain Max, we've had a week of a little more
sex than usual. Congratulations. Like speed reading all these books. And it's just, oh my
god. We have it on tape so the pets are reading it so people could just like bone down here. That's a good idea.
It gets inside your head. I mean even if it's something you wouldn't do. But I must say that when I shoot for Penhouse,
they make me actually read those letters. So before I do a scene, I actually read all the letters. And that's what
they do. They give the Penhouse part of the year to read everything. And then they have different scenes. So it's a best job.
It's really sexy. Well that was just a beautiful reading. I have to say again, thank you for your direction.
And yes, you guys should do a whole series reading these things. I mean audio books. You should do audio books
or video books. And then when they're listening to the story, they can use our strokeers. Just like that.
Christiana, switch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Beautiful. Amazing. And yeah, that's three ways
and we also have quickies and we have beautiful anal
we lost anal of Layla's ass. That's the thing. Layla's version. So I think have
some time for one Bonobo ville communion now. Five minutes. Ten. Ten minutes. I'm looking at the other side.
We have some time. And maybe we could get handsome Hollywood Jake's shirt off. Maybe these two lovely ladies
might, one of you might help him with his shirt off. I appreciate that. I think I could use help from both of you.
And I think in a stand of solidarity we could get this lovely lady to take her top off too.
Handsome Hollywood. It's good to have a man around to get busy quickly. Nice.
He used to work at Target. Yeah. Goodness. Wow.
Well, maybe this is communion of a sort. A kind of communion. Yeah.
But there's the bartending. Right. Right.
Agua Coco Leif Lecker. Goodness. Beautiful.
Makes my mic sway. No, no, no, no. You present me
with, but you have an awful lot in there. Oh well. Okay. So, you are going to take
the first from the altar of you, I think. I love this. Yes. Everything you're saying is yes.
Yes. Okay. Where did my salt go? I knew this was going to be a
memorable experience. But I did not know this was going to be a spiritual experience. It is a spiritual experience and there
goes the salt. Alright, so you come between her legs. Absolutely.
And before her altar. And you are the altar. So, sit up straight. Do I need this or no?
You know, I'll just hold a microphone for both of you. Or maybe Gypsy can hold the microphone. Yeah.
Yeah. So, you know, we can hold that here. And now all you have to do is, you know,
kind of present your altar and you What a beautiful altar. Prepare the altar
by clicking on that. Clicking the altar. Well, you know,
which part of this altar are you looking at? I don't know. That's kind of your choice. Where does the salt go?
Where ever you put your tongue, that's where the salt goes. So, you choose. You get the option.
I'll put it on a really juicy part. I love your style. Good for you.
Sure. So, you're going to move those panties aside. Oh, that's on the side. Like right on the side there.
Okay. So, you're just going to sprinkle. See, that's what. Okay, there we go.
And you have you lick up the communion. This is like the body of the goddess.
And there she is. How's she doing with her? Her first communion.
But noboville style. Yes. Oh, yes. She's doing really good.
It's recycling. I love it. Okay. Yeah, because she's got a salty mouth right now.
You've got a very, very salty mouth. A little bit of help with that salt there because you don't want to get too much salt.
Ah, yes. Lick that salt right off her mouth. Right off your tongue.
Tongue, tongue, tongue play. Beautiful, beautiful penthouse pet tongue play.
The penthouse pet sister isn't sin. Licking it up.
It's been noboville. Okay, so we did the salt. Now we have the nutty parsley.
Which is a form we call it well. Waterboarding. The other way.
That's a cute position. I love this position. I'm like, I can do this all day. But we're gonna
just so you can take a communion. So show them that beautiful front side. You turn it around.
And then you put the mic down. And you sit between the bags. That's how ladies should get up. So you're like this beautiful totem pole
of beauty there. And you lean back. Lean back against your altar.
And now you just open. All life look this good. Down you go.
And that's waterboarding. Bonoboville style. And you ready for more?
Yes, yes. I didn't give it to you all in one swallow. Thank you everybody for watching me and wetnessing.
Can I get a wetness? You are here. You are testifying sister Christiana. Testifying to the power
of sex. Absolutely. And lean back. And here we go.
Waterboarding. Bonoboville style. Oh, she took that whole thing. And she looks good.
Yes, indeed. She took it all right down her throat. You have to share that.
Not just beautiful. But talented. Sharing is caring folks. So beautiful.
Sharing is caring. They are just exquisite penthouse pet sisters
and sin Layla and Christiana in Bonoboville. Yeah.
I'm having so much fun. I hope you do too. Because I'm having a great time. You are creating fun.
That's what you do. You create fun. And do we have another little microphone somewhere? Okay.
And how was your first communion Bonoboville style? Miss Queen of Bonoboville. I want to say thank you so much
for letting me into your jungle. I feel honored. I feel pleasured. This was like a spiritual experience.
And I love this whole atmosphere you created. And it could only come from such a sexy and liberated place.
And you have so much to teach us. Thank you. Can I vote for you for something? Anything.
What can I vote for you? Penthouse pet of the year. I'm in the running. You're in the running.
And you're like her Obama. Except make her win. Three minutes. I love this girl.
She's going to win. We're all going to vote for you. Thank you. In the name of Jesus.
Amen. How much time do we have? We're kind of running out of time. For this part.
We're going to take a little break. So we can change tapes. And then we're going to come back. And you know, you have to
commune. And you know, there's a lot more to do. Yes.
And we have to see if Jake will try out the pocket pussy there. Yes. Can I tell you something?
I got a mold of my pussy, right? You got a mold of your pussy. Yes. I found a...
Oh, she... She dropped the pussy. It's a tight pussy. That's how tight it is.
That pussy falls down and holds you tight. That's how you know it's tight. That's how you know it's tight. That's how you know it's real.
That suction is strong. It's going to suck you in right there. What are you saying? This is why we're not on television.
Oh, yeah. That's a very bouncy pussy. Yeah, very good. Yeah, you should try.
Totally. Pass it around. We could. We could. I'm sure some of you guys would like to try it.
I don't know if they... We want to say... Thank you, sinners, for sending from the beginning.
We love you. And you got a sin to win, baby. And I know that my fans are watching. So thank you guys for listening.
And thank you for watching it. And I love you all. Oh, gosh. And we can't tell you how much we love both of you.
Thank you. We knew about Layla. But you are just such a wonderful surprise. She's a girl after my own heart.
Yeah. You are sisters in sin. When we met, it was like chemistry. Well, we're going to come back.
We've got to take a break. So don't come yet. And don't go away. We'll be right back with Layla Sin
and Christiana Sin. Ped house, sisters in sin. I need a clap time. Hi, I'm Dr. Susan Block.
And I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.
You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how
bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war. Really.
They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure.
With the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because
they just are. And partly because they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us.
When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much.
Which brings me to us, and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?
Would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would, so you can better enjoy the pleasures in life
and cope with the pain. You know, the pain. And have more orgasmic, organic, sustainable sex.
Who doesn't want that? Greater lust, greater trust and better anger management. And who couldn't use a little bit of that
these days? So get the book, learn the bonobo way. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll want to join Bonoboville,
a new global village for bonobo lovers and friends. And one last thing, the real bonobos are highly endangered, so a portion
of all book sales go to Bonobo conservation groups working to save the wild bonobos from extinction. Read the bonobo way and learn
why this could be the most important eco-sexual movement of our times. And improve your love life. Since sisters, we are going to have
a Sybian ride for Masturbation Month. So you've never been on a Sybian before? No, I've never been on one before.
Okay. Now you are ready to ascend the throne. Mr. Tracy, you are going to
ride God's machine now. Put one leg right here, put the other right here and just position yourself comfortably.
Put your clip right here. Okay, so here she goes. Is it mountain? Have you ever ridden a Sybian, by the way?
Oh, I have. Many a time. It's my favorite horse to ride. It's fun. Have Sybian yoga
and experience it to the fullest. Go for the G-Spot. Go for the clip. Go for whatever works.
Holy shit. That does the job. Yeah, it's the Sybian. Strikes again.
Yes, I do say that when it feels good. Live on DrSuzi.tv from the room room in Bonoboville.
Ride on cowboy. Take a deep breath. Deep breath. Relax.
Harder. We never get tired of watching a pretty girl on the Sybian celebrate and masturbation month.
Amen. Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes, yes.
Come on. Princess. Princess. Come on.
That is a beautiful thing. Thank you, Dr. Susan Block. You're a wonderful human being. You're a wonderful human being, Dr. Susan Block.
Thank you. Oh, man. I think we have orgasm, Houston. Let's have a hand.
We have lift-off. We have lift-off. Bye, Sister Penny. Testify.
That you masturbate. And you are not ashamed. I am not ashamed. How was it? What's your report?
My vagina is so tingly right now. It feels like pop rock. I'm just going to take this home. I think it's bigger than your little body.
That is the best product endorsement I've ever seen. Can I leave now? Like, I'm ready.
I'm going to take those ones. Where's the husband? You got the Sybian. You don't need the husband.
Oh, my God. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't let her fall over. Whoa.
Hey, darling girl. I love you. I love you. That's my girl.
This is our front. And now, here she is. Dr. Susan Block. We can't really show much more
because we have magazines in front of our front. And some of us are beautifully
in topless. One of us. That beautiful sinner. Christiana Sin.
Yes, indeed. Holding her penthouse. Pet sisters. Magazine in front of her.
Layless Sin. Is over here. Oh, I'm just so surrounded. This is not on.
Is that on? Is this on? Normally I could turn it on. Is it still on?
Christiana, there we go. Very, very much so. So, yeah, so we're back. And we are
the Dr. Susan Block show broadcasting live from Bonoboville with Christiana Sin
and Layless Sin. Sisters in Sin, though they spell it differently. And what if you combined it, like made it
S-I-N-N S-I-N-N? Well, because, you know, you're S-I-N and you're C-I-N-N.
And then you could like be sisters, real sisters. We are sisters, man. You know what, I feel like close to her like sister. And I feel like intimate, I could tell her anything.
Do you have a sister? Me? I'm an only child. Oh, wow. So my sister was my mirror.
I can be her sister. I can be a sister. Uh-huh. I can be everybody's sister.
Oh, well. You don't want to get... Yeah, this is a naughty sister that we're interested in tonight.
I love teaching other women, you know? Like, I'm a girl's girl. You want to know anything? I'm your girl. But I also feel comfortable
about the guys, you know? I'm like, oh, we're going to a stroke club. You know what I mean? Like, I just like people. You're a sex educator.
And a lot of people in porn really are because, you know, regular sex education in schools, well, first of all, it's being gutted,
of course. And there's, you know, abstinence-only programs. And there's not much
information, certainly, about how to have a good time. Or how to be safe, or anything. They give you a little bit of how to be safe.
But not much. Not much. It's even controversial to talk about condoms. They give you a lot of fake news
about them. Always fake news. Thank you, Captain Mack. So bring us back, Captain Mack,
to the time of real news. With you and Ken House, founder Bob Guccioni.
Yes. I got to tell you this story because he was my friend. He was your friend?
He was my friend for many years. Tell us about the family, please. And I was publishing underground newspapers in the 70s
when there was a big sex revolution. Oh, wow. Was that a page? So I stole
all of his forum letters from his first issue. It was a love steal.
It's like stealing panties from my little underground paper. So then he came to California
to promote his magazine. And they got the name of the publications wrong and they sent them to us
and we were really radical fucked up hippies. All our columns were straight this way and that way.
So we go to his hotel and he's there with his daughter. They have a little hotel room
because he's just starting out. We sit down, we're chatting and he has a very deep voice.
I'm Bob Guccioni. And we're talking and he goes, what magazine
are you with? I said, we're with the L.A. Starcer. And he said, could I
see a copy of that? And we're like, yeah sure. We're here, we're stoned. We're fucked up.
We're fucked up. And we pull out our little paper with 32 pages because we were just starting
and he says, excuse me, but these are my letters. Just like that.
And so Paul and I were going like, oh shit. Okay, this is it. And we said, oh no, yeah,
but they certainly are your letters and they're great. We love them. And we thought,
we'd publish them. And he said, let me tell you something, you guys. He said,
you guys got the biggest balls of anybody I've ever met. But you're going to pay for this. So the first penthouse
pets came from our little magazine. For years we've been ads for.
Because he insisted that they run ads. That his magazine run ads for his penthouse pets. Like, be a pet.
Submit your pictures. I have a lot of old penthouses. So magazines have
infiltrated our heads. Absolutely. When I heard you talk about Holland and I'm thinking about Bob
who died in total poverty. Oh yeah. Anyway, they were revolutionaries. Absolutely.
With Caligula and the way that he sexually revolutionized everything. One of the great movies. Cinematography, trickery,
mischievous. But it was real sex. That was the problem. Good acting.
In real sex they call porn. And great cinematography. Absolutely. Brilliant.
Malcolm McDowell was in that. Helen Mirren too. It had really good acting.
That was one of the things that broke him too. It did. A million to dollars. But he was going to make this fucking movie
no matter what. Hey, hey women. Very passionate. Hey women, thank you.
Until that tradition goes on. Thank you. Can we Netflix and chill? We will Netflix and chill.
And you know what, the best thing about Kelly Holland is she's the next step to sexual revolutionizing. Keep your eye on penthouse
because it's going so way. I've been looking at this thing for so long. Well, I'm certainly glad
they're not putting out the magazine without the naked pictures. Like certain magazines. They're doing it again.
Yeah, they are putting out the magazine again. They stopped it now they are. But you know what, there's nothing better
than being a company owned and operated by a first of all badass liberated feminist
woman. Like nothing better. Nothing better. And somebody said to me,
no, there's not one cock you could suck to get on the top of penthouse. It's all about merit. It's all about talent. It's about personality.
You know what I mean? It's true value. And a lot of revolution. Joni was a revolutionary. He was involved in politics.
And that's always been involved in politics. And certainly Kelly is. She was right there at the women's march with Susie Q Jay.
That story brought all these memories up. And memories. Memories of your memories. And your memories, my dear.
Oh boy. Yes indeed. Oh my goodness. We are blessed with penthouse pets.
And thank you Captain Max. Thank you Captain. The captain I will be celebrating 25 years
of wedded bliss. I can't believe it. It's amazing. We win the silver.
25 years I know. So what's he going to get you? Oh look at you guys. Oh yeah.
What a gorgeous bride. I know that dress he could get under there and he did. Who was under there in that picture?
Several. Several groomsmen. Bridesmaids. Absolutely.
Absolutely. So speaking of getting under there. You have to take your communion. Sure.
Tell me what to do. Somebody needs to direct me now. I need to say one last thing. She is wearing a key
on her Betsy Johnson ear. That is not lost on me baby. She knew that we were coming. She's wearing a key on her earring.
And a key. And a penthouse key that Kelly sent me. And of course the lay listen tank top that Kelly sent me.
Yes I love it. She has to send me one with you on it. Oh kiss yourself baby. Kiss yourself.
Make love to yourself. Yes make love to yourself. Oh yeah. It's so tasty.
And you are beautiful. And it's flavored. Machine washable. And it looks good on anybody.
Yeah they're wearing them too. Look at that. Come see it. And here's Gypsy Bonobo
in her penthouse talent scout. Yeah she's a talent scout. So if you're lucky somebody's going to be like
oh I want to work for penthouse and they'll show you the goodies. She's actually riding on the back of shirts.
I wasn't sure. I just saw those from my ass. Nice. Very beautiful.
I think it looks like she needs a little book spanking. Have you ever done a book spanking?
Can I do my first one? How do you like it? I hope you're adorable so do it rough.
You know that's I'm not going to get in between that but here we are with
a penthouse variations on quickies That's how you get a wet so it feels good.
And she's going to spank our lovely Gypsy Bonobo's bottom.
This is a book spanking. Get a position. That's everything in this game. A book spanking.
Get a position. Get ready. It's like a hand. Feel it smack on the ass.
A book makes a good paddle. I think it makes an excellent paddle and I think penthouse you're up to something. Yeah.
Just the right heft. There she goes. She gets it. It's just a little tap and hug and love.
Tap and hug and love. I'm extremely white. Don't worry about that. That's a part of the table.
She gets very rosy cheeks. You have like Marilyn Monroe. You have like a really rosy little booty. Aww.
It's adorable. Was I too involved in my booty though? Thank you for letting me spank it. I'm going to kiss it because I was so mean.
After all one of the subjects is She is not only adorable. Oh my God she is caring and adorable.
Oh. She's preparing the growl. Guys you don't deserve girls like this. So back off.
These gals are just amazing. One at a time boys. One at a time.
Amazing. At least go buy this magazine. You know covers. Those are amazing.
We've got all kinds of stuff. And toys you know. They've got it all. Please buy mine and Lela's toys.
Have a threesome with us. And then tweet us and let us know how it is. Because I'm dying to know.
I actually have fans. I actually have fans that love love love love. Step right up.
So where would you like to take your lovely penthouse pet sister. What about the boobs?
The boobs. Well that's certainly a classic. Ass.
What we didn't get to share was the first time me and Lela ever hooked up was we found out we like the same thing.
And that is licking booty. And I'll never forget I'll never forget the first thing
she's like I love licking your daisy. And that was the hottest thing I've ever heard.
That's a true story like that. Imagine somebody said that to you. And I'm like My salt.
This is going to be my sister forever. I'll never forget you. I know.
That's the first thing I remember you saying. It was like the hottest thing ever. Thank you. You're going to turn around
and maybe you can like lean somewhere. Yeah, you could lean on the bed right there.
Ooh, nice. Ooh, could we pull down the lovely G-string?
Actually, they're probably stuck to me. Oh, pulling it with her teeth, brothers
and sisters, lovers and sinners. That's so nice. Lay this in. Oh, yep.
Sick Trump is falling apart back there. He's so excited. He doesn't deserve this. Sorry, Trump. Definitely.
This nurse will take care of you later. We have more important issues to deal with. But this is quite the goddess. These two goddesses here
blessing us. So you, did you lick the altar? Yes. We lick the altar once. Oh my God.
Yes. And this is Layla's sin with her magical tongue. Ooh.
And just really lick it up. Oh my God. This is a form of anal sex in a way. This is a form of
anal fantasy. Anal Linguist, brothers and sisters. Anal Linguist. She does.
Yeah. Oh, just keep licking. I think it still needs to be wetter, right? Before we put the salt on. Oh my God.
Much wetter. Oh, yes. Wow. Yes. We are really
representing penthouse variations tonight. Yes. God bless you, penthouse. And a little bit of anal.
Yes. Sprinkle, sprinkle. Bonoboville communion. Yes.
Sprinkle, sprinkle. Oh my God. My goodness. Oh my God.
Yes. Brothers and sisters. We are blessed. I know I'm blessed.
Angels of sex, beauty and female empowerment. Yes.
Yeah. Everything that is good in this good holy world. And the question is,
how do you like it? How did she taste? First of all, I want her to taste herself.
And they all come here. Absolutely. And she's got salt. You've got to help her with the salt.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Lick it up, girls. Such beautiful kissing. Like dolphins playing
in the sea. These tongues just licking each other, laughing at each other. Girls, if you're wondering
how you should get along. Nothing like penthouse pet sisters for sheer sensuality.
It's such a turn on. Wow. Thank you. You are super hot.
I don't know if you need this. It's waterboarding time. Because they were like, stuck to me. The whole time
my panties were getting so wet. I'm like, is she going to be able to take them off because they're stuck to my panties? That's what I'm here for.
If you need me. Very nice. Hey, I'm here for you. Besides, we're very curious
about this toy. You are such a sweet soul. And you are so goddamn beautiful. Oh my goodness.
Sorry, that's maybe not my thing. Perfectly balled, I have to say. You are
beautiful. You're like guys, dreams are made of. And a lot of girls. Girls, guys, gods, whatever
are created. This is human dreams. I'm human dreams. Alien dreams are made of your dreams.
Alright, so now you're going to lean back against her somehow. You could move the books.
I want you to come up here and straddle those beautiful long legs of yours.
Oh, no, no, no. Up here. You're pulling that like that.
That's what all those girls think we look like. She's very bendable. She's the one who's getting the communion. Oh, so
we take that position. Oh, I'm sorry. It's a very small switch. She's drunk on your beauty.
I have something good. There's just a lot of legs running. Layla, I think that you should probably
take off your panties, said the lady. She's your director. Yes, man. Anything for you.
Wow. Wow. This is creative and I can't even get them both.
This is amazing. Facebook people. Meet your hearts out or just go to
Bonoboville. Relax that beautiful pose until it's necessary. Or unless you're...
I am the luckiest pet in the world. So here we go. So what are we doing?
Now, here we go. How do we run it? Wow. Wow.
Bonoboville. Yes, and down. Here we go. And whoa.
Oh, my God. It's so hot in my pussy. Oh, let's hear it, Layla. Oh, you got some.
Oh, no. Oh, no. It's like a bachelor party when you put the alcohol in your pussy
and you're like, wait a minute, this is alcohol. Oh. She's baptized. Yeah, you did.
You took it in the eye. Wow. I'm so sorry that that ended up in your eye. Yeah, but you know what?
You look perfect. You are the essence of perfection. Whoever... You got it all.
I think we need more. Little more in here. So, wow. I think I responded
to something out there in the audience saying, have it drip off of her pussy, which did look beautiful, but that's when it went in your eye.
I don't know how you think... I'm going to be honest from what I was just looking at, like every angle it was distracting.
So, Dr. Suzie got distracting on that angle. I was distracted on every angle. By the way, good lord.
But you know, I have to say... Are we getting, like, looks? Are we getting looks on this? She has agua all over her pussy.
Well, that's okay. I do, because... Good thing I love the taste of that. It's like all over.
My poor pussy is covered in all of this juicy alcohol. So, do you need like a second go? I guess I'll have to clean up.
We have to clean up. Oh, my. Oh, yes. Oh.
Oh, Dr. Yuzan. Sweet. Yummy. God bless you, Dr. Yuzan.
Well, I can't just leave you all dirty. No, thank you. I have to clean. I like when they look it clean.
I like when they look it clean. But it already tasted so crunchy. So delicious. The combination of Cristiana's
sin and agua, cocoa leaf liqueur, that was tasty. I recovered.
Wow, that was the best I've ever seen in my life. It was quite a body shot. Can we have some applause
for Leila's sin and Cristiana's sin? And penthouse. Absolutely.
Penthouse variations, penthouse pets. And penthouse pet of the year right here. And don't forget to vote for Cristiana's sin.
The penthouse pet of next year. Absolutely. I would love to be your pet of the year and travel with my sexy family,
sexy sister. And don't forget my twit is coming out soon. So you could have a threesome with me
and Leila's sin. Exactly right. You have to get her toy too though, otherwise it's not a threesome.
Here's the dick. The dick came out. And when you post it, can we do an inside job on that
where we like wins or something? What? You know what, just give me all your positive energy, positive vibes.
That's all I want and need. And then, you know, I have a good feeling about this. Just give me all your positive vibes.
We're going to give you our votes. Because that's what we have to do in this world. People have to vote
for what they believe in. They have to vote for the most gorgeous girl of the year. Out of 12 beautiful girls.
That's one thing people have to vote for. I want to be the best representative. Yeah, it's everything. Gorgeous inside and out.
It's not just this. The looks. Gorgeous inside and out. I have to give some credit to my hairdresser
who just did my hair. Mark Brown. Thank you, Mark. Your hair is beautiful.
We get a discount for that. Oh, well, thank you. You are just soft all over. You are just beautiful, ladies.
I mean, I don't know if we have other shout outs to give. We're almost kind of running out of time here.
Well, you can follow me on social media at Christiana Sin. That's CIN, C-I-N-N.
And if you want to talk with me directly, follow me on SUP, S-U-P-E at Christiana Sin
X-O. And if you want to email me, email me at connect. Then number two,
CIN at gmail.com and sweet.
I am Twitter and Instagram Layla Sin. No Facebook for you.
No, I don't have Facebook. I can barely deal with those two. I have so many people writing it.
I will be trying to be the best for my fans. She always writes that and I work my ass off.
You have to give her a butt plug and an instruction on how to do a Facebook page. Honestly, so... I have time.
First of all, look at her. She's going all... My pussy is pretty accommodating.
You see? It can fit any size, but it's very tight still. She really is using it.
Tight. And wet. But why so hard? You're going to rip me apart though.
Well, Jackie likes it. She's doing it. She likes it. Lick me first
to warm me up. Spit on it. That's how I like it. Be naughty.
This is so much fun. I should talk while somebody is doing it. Why is he doing it?
Lick me. I'll tell you what to do. Just take this dick out first. You won the war for most submissive.
Not slowly. Lick my clit baby. Yes. Slowly up and down.
Get me fucking wet. Welcome to the view of the mind. Now I want you to get your dick hard and stick it inside of me
and spread my pussy up. I want you to spread it so wide. Whoa.
Well, let's have it. Anyway. Layla sin. What did I just said?
Very, very, so hot. I imagine how much funny you can have with that.
I think we have time for a song, maybe? Yeah. For e-core the wolf.
E-core is here. And do you want a microphone? E-core.
And I think we're, I don't know. Hashtag bonobo-ville. And you're going to win, Christiana sin. You're going to win that.
Make sure you all vote for everybody that's watching out there on bonobo-ville. Make sure you all vote for this beautiful young lady. Right.
And this is the twerking challenge here. I think I'll do my best. You'll do your best.
You don't even have to do much and we're very happy. Right. Oh, yeah. Ooh.
Look at the wolf. No, no. I like it a lot. I think though the girls should take off the shirt.
Turn around so everyone sees the shirt. Get some photos with the shirt here. Okay. Bonobo-ville.
Hashtag bonobo-ville. But E-core the wolf is a bonobo. So he got to take the shirt off.
Hope you're all getting this. Yeah. E-core is our rap star. Winner of Susie Award
for Best Rap Artist of Bonobo-ville. And now here he goes. And here she comes.
Oh, yeah, they bad though. She bad. Oh, yeah. Are they bad?
Yeah. Look, look, look. Let it go, A. Look how she shake that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Come on, give it some volume. Yeah, there you go. Look how she shake that thing.
Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. That girl can go. She got me watchin' lightweight stalkin'
but in the smooth way she make me say damn. Thick like jam ten times. Add it up, silver dollar, make it holler. Win up though, just to make my presence known.
I'ma walk off wrong and I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing, make it bang. The whole room shaped from an ass.
Quick, damn, baby, you got that pop that she steal the show, feel low. Everybody on the floor. Girls be takin' in while she's takin' it.
Back that thing up. Like, beep, beep, beep. She bad. Look how she shake that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that's it. Come on, look how she shake that thing.
Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. She got me sick though. Everybody stalks.
Look how she pop that thing. Bang, got them ready. Oh, we up in Bonobo. Uh-huh. Yeah, they showin' me love.
Dubbed after dub. With the pretty lap pants. Clap hands with the mans. I don't even know, but this night was short. That deal, she ill.
She said to keep your feel. Trap on, hold on real tight. To these thighs and ride this thrill. A minute for the whole night.
So give it to me, let me have it no static. The baddest one in the club, right shit. Yes, sir. I ain't lying. She got it like that, she bad.
Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go.
Come on, look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. That girl can go.
Don't stop, cause you got me turned by the way you poppin' away. See, Poppy got me high, so don't stop. Don't work that party, work that party.
Make sure you don't hurt nobody cause everybody watching her do her thing. Shake that thing, make it bang. Bang, bang.
I'm so messed up, so hit my top. By the way, she shake her ass sometimes. Gave me a ride, so I had to buy. All round she put it down, but
she kept me up all like this. She bad, she the bomb. She high, no mind. Look how she shake that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. You be taking it while she's shaking it.
Back that thing up like she bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.
Look how she drop it low. Yeah, that girl can go. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.
Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. She bad.
She bad. She bad. She bad. Uh-huh.
Give it up for a y'all. Give it up for Noble Bill. Christiana Sin, Layla Sin, Dr. Susan Bach. Jackie Blu.
You're dead. And Eco. And Eco. Elie Talk Live, goes to the entertainment fields.
When is your show? The First Catherine of your show. I do the Wolf's Den every first Friday at LATalkLive.com LATalkLive.com
Every first Friday, where I do performances with live artists from around the world, you know? They come once you're a performer
and I give them that exposure and I also represent and shout out to Bernobo Building and everything. So, soon in, every first Friday of the month,
LA Talk Live, The Wolf's Den. Oh! Thank you for exposing yourself to us! Yes, brothers and sisters, we have talent.
Whoa! And, and, whoa, that was, that was amazing. You are a professional, you are a dancer, you are, you are something.
You could be in the, you know, Olympics of gymnastics of stripper pole dancing or something. You make me feel heavy. Certainly if they let you do it naked.
I feel honored that I got a chance to perform with one of the candidates. Right, right. Now I'm going to use a Piaffi.
No, I didn't know. She was so modest in the beginning. Like, I'll just give it a shot. I mean, wow, wow.
You are very talented. Oh, you're so sweet. Yes, I mean, from, from erotica, literary reading to wild ass stripping.
She bad. She bad, because she did it with her hand bruised up too. Look at that. Oh.
She did it with her hand bruised up. That means she bad. She bad. No matter what, thank you so much.
Dr. Susan. Well, I knew that Layla would not bring me some second rate anything, you know. Layla is exquisite and has the best taste.
She has, I didn't know about her. I just knew about her. And I knew she was amazing. And amazing people hang out together, you know.
Thank you, thank you. Yes, yes, yes. And we're all together and have many, many women that are very, very strong, very strong women,
beautiful women inside out. Shout out to our pet sisters. Hi, babies. Yeah.
Hey, pets. We love you. You are doing such great things for the world. And yes, I still say that, you know,
if we could just send Layla to the Middle East, we'd have peace in the Middle East, you know. Yep, yes. And maybe now we can add Christiana.
I mean, I just really believe in making love, not war. That's the bonobo way. And we're on the verge of great wars, terrible wars all over this world.
And some of them are already happening. And yeah, this is a different way to express yourself. Absolutely. Shoot the gun between your legs
into, you know, one of these pocket pussy things. Or, you know, yeah, there you go. You're still working it. Yeah, yeah.
She is tireless. The last time I saw you, she was very excited. Oh, nice. Wowzers.
There she is, Jackie Blue winner of Best Submissive. Oh, yes. Champion, if there ever was. Very open.
Amazing. Yeah. So I don't know. Do we have to go?
I want to say one more thank you. I don't know. I don't know. I want to say one more thank you because.
OK, somebody let me know. We can say some more thank you. One more thank you. One more thank you because you know how you're touching
on how there's like wars going on. And there's, you know, there's so much bad news. But the only way we're going to change it is by living by example.
And penthouse women, six educator women, we're empowered women. We're smart women. We don't apologize for loving sex and loving our bodies.
And we get our brains to get what we want. And we get whatever we want. Yeah, it's true. So thank you.
Thank you to women like you. It's very well said. And you're very well spoken. And you really should run for something.
You know, I mean, after you win penthouse pet of the year. Just the thought of overwhelm you with just exciting bliss. I can't even. Yeah, you're both very, very amazing ambassadors
for sexual, hot, open, exploratory women. And I think that that's just great. It's a brand that we believe in. We can stand by it.
And no matter how it just turned 18 yesterday, if you're 53 or more like my aunt, you're accepted. And you're a woman and you're sexual. And that should be celebrated.
Yeah. There is no expiration date on a woman ever. They've got the Miss Universe and all that. Is that the one Trump on?
Right. Anyway, they're cool and everything. But I mean, they don't really put it on the line. Not like these penthouse pets do both physically and verbally.
You have to have a personality. Yeah. Cannot be ashamed or apologize. And I think Trump, to the Miss Universe or Miss America,
and he puts the shame. And he makes women be ashamed of having a pussy. Never be ashamed of your pussy. Be proud of your pussy.
Be proud of your pussy. This pussy grabs back. How many minutes? And we were born naked.
So I think that there's definitely why we need to even wear clothes. I mean, I wish one day everybody were just walk naked and not be afraid of just being in this bubble, in this box.
Just get out of this box. Always remember that we are one. No judgment. I am going to say something really perverted.
But you were talking about walking naked. And I was just hoping you would walk naked just right across the stage. And here is the place of no shame right now.
We have a little bit of time. Can we have a little, how about the Kingster? How about some music? The Kingster?
What are we doing? Oh, look at that. Just a little naked walk. She take it off.
Turn it up. Turn it up. Please. Oh, yeah.
Lay less soon. Whoa. Doesn't she make you be proud to be in this room? To be human?
Yeah. Look at this beautiful body. She makes me wet. So he's just trying to get a little sequin off of you.
But definitely enjoying himself while doing so. Yeah. Do you guys have a camera? Can we get a picture together?
Yes. Do we have a camera? If you guys don't mind, can we have a picture together? That's okay.
I think we can find a camera. Yeah. Yeah. Two beautiful naked girls.
Well, first the two beautiful naked girls together. Definitely. They have pet sisters together. Yes.
It's beautiful. On the Dr. Susan Block show. Oh, yeah. Oh, it's good to be in between.
Are we lucky or what? We got some good scenes. Oh my God. Oh, yeah.
Those cameras in there. Yeah. She's still wearing that vibrator. I want her to be on and buzzing.
Lay less soon. No head room. Those cameras in. No head room.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wow. Penthouse pets, brothers and sisters.
Eat your heart out. And these are exceptional. They're making them better and better. Making them smarter, prettier,
more and more irresistible. Woo. What do you do? Yeah.
I feel like Layla's worshiping herself on my shirt. Yes. And that sucking sound you hear. It's even better than it sounds.
Yummy, yummy, yummy. Ooh. Such beautiful sisters. Such beautiful sinners.
Yeah. I know, huh? Shout out to my alma mater. You know, I had to get collegiate after all.
Penthouse. Right boys, right? Yeah. All right.
Let's hear it for Penthouse Pet Sisters. The Sin Sisters.
Layla Sin. And Christiana Sin. Oh, yeah.
And Ecorn. Lushes. Knockin' hats and hats off. I'm melting.
I'm melting. What dreams are made of? In such a beautiful way. Literally, what dreams are made of.
Don't let anybody take this away from you. To some serious people in Washington who don't like this shit. That's right.
Speaking of those bastards, what are they going to do to this little motherfucker behind me? Yeah, the motherfucker. Oh, do something to him.
You know what? Think of his health insurance. Spank him with the book. If you guys look long and hard,
there was that sculpture of him with the little penis. Here it is. And I put my magazine in front of him
and we took pictures. Yeah. For Penthouse. Well, you know, I'm happy to hear that.
I didn't know how political you guys were about that these days, but here he is on life support and he is actually wearing
a beach trump button because it would be good for his own health. And certainly ours for that to happen.
He's just a dick. He's a big dickhead baby with a little tiny micro penis.
Micro penis. Yes. But we don't feel bad fucking. Right.
So, you know, we kind of feel good that his health care didn't always be political.
But, you know, that would have been terrible. But, you know, there's the budget so you could spank him. Oh, Trump.
You would be so lucky to get spanked by a Penthouse pet. Wait, what was that you said about Melania?
She wasn't... Oh, it wasn't Penthouse. Penthouse was a good enough for her? Well, bad Trump.
Bad, bad, bad. That's for your daughter's trash. Yes. Take it all. Right at the ass.
All right, I like that. It's how you forearm. Yeah. All right, and there he is
sucking on his hypodermic needle in the lap of a real nurse, you know. Yeah.
He doesn't seem to have long to go. Taking good care. Better care than he deserves. Okay, well, he's on life support now.
It's dead. Even the corporate-owned and operated Republican Congress puppets
couldn't vote for it, because it was awful. Just so awful. And that gives me hope that it can be so awful
that people just wake up and, you know, because there's a lot of news with all the fake news
and all the confusion and all the acting and the beautiful daughter. You know, you get worried.
Oh, maybe we are in for a whole kleptocracy. But maybe not. Maybe we got balls.
You know what's changed, though? Within the past 10 years, you know what's changed? It's our ability
to actually speak our mind and not get literally crucified for it. Do you guys remember
when Bush was president and the Dixie Chooks said something on Flutters? Do you remember? They were burning their albums in the trash.
They were breaking them. And nowadays we could say whatever we want. So thank you. We progressed in the past 10 years.
Amen and amen. And our freedom of speech will never be taken away as long as there are strong women like us
and strong men like you who support women like us. Our voices will never be silenced. Thank you.
She's got to run. They're going to make us fight. They're going to make us fight. They're just letting go.
That's right. It's true. And there was a lot of popular support against the Iraq invasion.
And yet there was this terrible backlash. And we're still dealing with it.
We who are for peace and female empowerment and open attitudes towards sex we're still dealing with it.
And thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. We're representing for carrying us forward into the new age.
Thank you. We need to know that tradition is being carried. Corrupted many kids?
It warms our hearts. We're liberating people. We're not corrupting people. It's said like you use the word slut.
Slut? Yeah, you use the word slut about parasol. There's nothing wrong with it. There's nothing wrong with sending about slut.
That's what he means by corrupting. We're corrupting you. You know what? We are sinners.
You know what? We are sinners. But we're liberating. And even if somebody says slut or this don't take a derogatory because
don't let anybody shame you. Be proud of yourself. Be proud of your body. Just be true to yourself.
Don't be afraid of who you are. Explore. We are exploring here. Every day you learn something new
about yourself. Just be true. And if you ever feel ashamed by society or remember
Penthouse is always home for you. Aww. You always have a home in you. Nice bag. Nice bag.
Yeah. Come home to Penthouse will never shame you. Come home to Penthouse will never shame you. I believe in that.
I do. I feel so good about Penthouse. It's been around. Like me and Max, we've been around a long time. So has Penthouse.
Yeah. And Kelly is bringing it forward. And with gals like you, it's an amazing force.
And it's a force for good. It really, really, really is. Whether you want to call it sluts or corruption
or sinners. It's a force for good. It's a force for peace. It's a force for female empowerment.
And that includes the feminine side of all of us. Liberation. Yes.
Sin nation. Sin nation. And just stay positive. Whatever you do, just start your day positive.
That's it. And end it. And hire someone to do all your shit for you. We love you.
And I love my fans very, very much. So you don't have to worry. I love you guys. Everything I do, I do it for you.
And you love me? No. We're going to talk later. Well, I have to keep something for the future.
Yeah, for the future. Absolutely. With a special person. Because we want to have both of you back
very soon. But we got to go. Thank you so much for having us. You're amazing.
You guys are great. Thank you for being here. And thank you all who are in the studio.
And thank you all who are listening or watching wherever you are. Thank you for taking my virginity. And fun of everybody.
Thank you for giving me my communion. I never thought virgins could be so hot. Wow.
It was a very sinful experience. You guys are great. I'll never forget. Great.
Great. Great. Please press. One minute.
And get penthouse magazine. And make like bonobos. Not baboons. Make love.
Not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone is you. We love you.
Use a penthouse magazine. We love you. Or use one of those pocket toys. Right.
Use whatever it takes. To talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else. You can talk to us.
I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute
for the Erotic Arts and Sciences specializing in sex therapy over the phones. Anytime you need to talk,
whether you need serious psychotherapy or a hot phone sex experience or a combination, my world-renowned telephone sex therapists
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