Electric Green Sex Rock

Full transcript of Electric Green Sex Rock on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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you need to talk. You're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web, and now, here she is, back to Susan Block. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, sex rockets, and punkster, fetishes. All you children of sex, and we are all children of sex, especially my guests are

definitely children of sex in that children of the corn sort of children of sex way with this electric green, did I hear green? It's a green theme tonight, and we have the electric sex enterprises, chairwoman owner and punk rock renaissance woman herself, Catherine Imperio.

Can I hear an amen? Amen. Can I hear an A-women? A-women.

And speaking of women, we have the princess of punk rock, Miss Mohawkette, greeny grasshopper girl, oh my goddess, we have Samantha Fairley. Can I hear an amen and an A-women? Amen.

A-women. Woohoo. So, wow, electric, yes. Yes.

That is the theme. Electric green. Is this something ecological? Green was chosen because it's a color that people don't often do for their hair.

If, for instance, if you do blue or pink, you can go into any bar in the country and you'll see at least one other person. It's becoming very popular. Exactly.

So green is on the verge, though. So you are going to make green this year's 2014's blue or pink. Pretty sure. It's going to be green now with Kate and Sam.

That's right. Well, you are. I mean, you've done it all the way. Do you want to recommend any particular products?

For bleach? Splat. Splat. That sounds very sexual.

And manic panic. Of course, that's classic. Yes. And it is very green.

I managed to have some things that match. But it's like beyond green. It's like it's a little bit nuclear reactive or something like trauma films.

Toxic blood. Very toxic. But pretty in a toxic way, in a poisonous way. Like poison, that's kind of green.

So, wow, and are these your, in the Hasidic Jewish religion, they would be called peyas. Sideburns? What are they?

I'm not really, I guess I would go with sideburns. I don't know. They're lovely. Thank you.

I tried shaving them off once and I was not. And your top, of course, stands straight up. What a Mohawk. And Kate, nice.

I've got a different. Different do. Different do. More relaxed, more girl next door, maybe.

Sometimes I've basically just been going with the flow. And if I mess something up, I cut it off and make it work. Yeah, yeah. So it's just like green in and out.

Like I got sideburns too. Yeah, you got the sideburns, okay. By the way, if you're in the cheap seats, you might want to pony up and join, so you can see.

But this is, of course, free on Radio Susie One, on DrSusie.TV, and to listen, but to look. And I mean, we're in a small studio in New Bonoboville. We have yet to build our big, beautiful,

dun-un-dum-dum. Studio downstairs among the balconies in the garden and by the hot tub. Yes, it's going to be very, very nice.

But this is New Bonoboville. We're here. It's by LAX, so you can just fly right in. You look like you could with that hair flying, yeah.

Is that considered a weapon? It's pretty poignant today. Have you tried going through? Have you tried flying it? I have flown with a Mohawk once, but it was day three of the Mohawk,

so it was pretty beat up at the time, and I just had a sweatshirt hood that I stuck on top of it, so it was just sticking out the front. And actually, that day, someone thought I was 15

because you have to be 15 to sit in the exit row, so I actually got ID'd getting on the plane. She was like, ooh, you're in an exit row. Can I see, like, are you at least 15 years old,

and I'm standing there like... Uh-oh. You'd be terrible jailbait. Glad you're not 15.

Okay. Well, I mean, there's no weapons in there. There's no metal in there. I think you might have more trouble with your mouth

than your hairdo. Among other pierced parts? Mm-hmm. So you are...

Were you pierced? Well, you're pierced some... I got ear piercings. I have an old bellybutton ring I don't put anymore,

so just a tribal scarred marking hole is just chilling. But this is what a punk rock renaissance woman does. She just chills with her piercings. And dyes her hair green.

Has a statuesque sidekick. Mm-hmm. That's a fact, yes. Who becomes even more statuesque with her hair standing on end.

This is the first time that I'm actually taller than her, but I'm only as tall as the Mohawk with my shoes, because she's not wearing heels. Oh, you're not wearing heels.

So this is the first time that... I can't tell because you're sitting down so low. I know. But maybe you'll get up on the stripper pole table.

We do have a stripper pole, even though we have a very small studio, we manage to get a stripper pole in here. That's what it's about, making use of what you got. The essentials.

The essentials. Making it work. Yeah, and we also have a lovely photograph of you. Whoa.

Pretty amazing. It's by Juxley from our evening with the DTs when you were here a little over a year ago. Yeah, I think that was in October of not this past the year before that.

Yeah, yeah. And the DTs were here and we just went crazy with like politics and sex and rock and roll and feathers. So we're going to play some more, some of those moments a little bit later.

Where are the DTs tonight? The DTs tonight. Wilson is in Costa Rica having a little vacation and the rest are in Santa Barbara. Why aren't you in Costa Rica with Wilson?

I mean, I'm glad you're here with me. I really am. But I could see how that green air would go over with the Costa Ricans. It might have a permanent bird landing spot.

Yeah. You look like a parrot, you know. Queen of the parrots. We can lose our lady.

Yeah. So before we get to the DTs though, we want to see something you brought us. And it's early in 2014 if you're watching or listening to us live. And so, you know, if you don't have your calendar yet, or even if you do,

you might want to get a butt load of months, 2014. Because, yeah, we've got one. We've got a butt load of months. And guess what the background is?

Very, very green. Look at that green. It's my green screen in my living room. Wow.

That is green. Yeah. I mean, decided not to put anything over the green screen. Just use the actual green of it.

It's not quite as bright as your hair. But yes, definitely in the family of green. And so this is a butt load of months. And you're getting an exclusive look.

Because they were just mailed out yesterday. Oh. So you're actually the first person, because they'll probably get it on Monday or Tuesday, to have it in their hands and view all the pictures.

Oh, I'm so honored. Only the cover has been released. I'm so honored. I'm going to touch the butt.

A little snack. There you go. Spank the butt. Now, who's this?

Oh, this is Samantha's, right? Yes. And this is Catherine's. Ooh.

All right. Very nice. So we have the butts. And then there they are in their green hair.

Although apparently this screen is different. It's a little yellow. Yeah. It's a little yellow.

See that there? That's a little. Well, you, wait a second. You got the green, green hair.

She had just redone hers. And I was lagging a little on redoing the green. Right. Right.

But it looks very sexy. And it is amazingly sexy. And it's like a tea party for New Year's Eve. Yes.

It's great. Tea party for New Year's Eve. Look at that. So let's go on with the corsets, white corsets.

Oh, this is X rated. Okay. So this is February. Okay.

That's upside. Is it supposed to be like that? No, it's supposed to be like that. Oh.

Oh, yes. The box of chocolates. Here we go. This is of course Valentine's Day.

We're getting some big cheers from the crew. Very big cheers. At Dr. Suzy's TV. Because, yeah, we got titties right now.

They're boobs. Boobs, boobs, boobage. Yeah. Yeah.

It's not just a butt load. It's, you know. A tit load. A tit load.

There you go. So that's February. I can't wait to get to March. Oops.

That's, I'm so excited about going through my. Butt load of months. You want one for yourself, don't you? You want to tell them how they can get the, oh, look at this.

This is more green. And this is, of course, March. And they're gambling. Right.

And now you see some butts. And some titties and some timelines and some tattoos. Naked gambling is what you do in March. Yeah, why not?

Well, because it's like your pot of gold for, you know, St. Paddy's Day. And we started out with pot of gold ideas, coins, and it turned into that.

Yeah. I'd had those hats for a while and I was like, they're just so beautiful. They are.

They're, they're very transparent. Okay. And so now. Ooh.

Oh, oh. That is my favorite. This is going to do it. Okay.

This is April. This is my anniversary month. So I'm excited. I'm sure Max is going to be excited.

Max, where are you? Wow. Look at this. This is at a spa or something.

And they're totally naked. And they do have cucumbers on their pussies, on their VJJs or, you know, volvas. That, of course, is an excellent treatment.

Yes. You know, it tightens the pussies. Very much overlooked. Well, because we put cucumbers on our eyes.

We put them on our, on our eyes. So why not on our other part? You know, lips up and below. And they're green also, right?

I mean, that's a factor. They're green. Although these are looking, it looks like your pussies been sucking all the green out of them or something.

So, okay. And then you've got the cucumbers on your eyes and the lovely face mask. Face mask.

Great. Great. Very nice. And then you've got this butt load of months.

But they're sitting on their butts in this case, but it is an amazing picture. Did you see this picture? Hmm.

Are you enjoying this as much as it looks like? Or are you posing a lot for the camera and sweating about the cucumber staying on your eyes and the pussy in the same?

Well, that was a, that was a fun factor. The key was to stack them, which we had to learn in the process. And then adjusting.

You know, you had to restack them and they'd slide. So it would take a little bit to sort of get each scene right. But, uh... Oh.

Oh. We get our own birthday months. You get your own birthday months. So this is, um...

May. What are you up to? May. May 3rd.

May 3rd. Taurus. And, oh, this is just lovely. You look very sort of Japanese.

That is my life, you know? Just on the toilet smoking cigarettes. It really sums it all up. It really sums it all up.

Wow. It's a very personal part of my day. On the toilet smoking cigarettes, right? It does make it kind of go a little...

But it also, the toilet I've noticed, uh, has the bathroom, especially this day and age, with all the technology, is really the only place, especially on the toilet, where if I don't bring my phone,

I can really think for a second, you know? Yeah. Like, I'm alone. There's no computer, TV, anything.

There's no phone. I can actually sit and relax for a second. I definitely consider it my little office. Yes.

It is. I always have a book there, you know? In fact, Max just got a book about poo, but he hasn't put one in the toilet.

Okay, no more poo. Right. Uh, except, look at her. She looks so cute on the toilet there.

Mmm. Do you like to give golden showers? Sometimes, I mean, why not? Right?

Anyone have a problem with that? Do you have a problem with that? With her giving you a golden shower? Look, you could be that toilet.

How about you? You ever give a golden shower? I haven't, but I would not be opposed. You would not...

You say that in a very, like, lively way. I mean, why not? Okay. Okay.

And, oh gosh, this is my month, June. June. Mmm. That was our gay pride June month.

Yeah, and this is, you know, the twins, where they're... You look kind of gay, yeah. We got our rainbow suspenders.

Boys with tits, right? You look like you could be packing. Yeah. Anything's possible.

Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Do you like to wear a strap on?

I haven't, actually. You have never done that? No. Not even worn one?

I don't know. I don't think so. No. You?

No. No. But that's another thing I would love to do. Love to try.

That's actually on the list of things to try. Okay. Everything's on the list. Well, okay.

That's true. That's true. All right. So now we have a note.

Oh, a note. Pantyboy has reminded me to send a kiss to Dume for her birthday. And I will. Dume is a wonderful guest.

I mean, she's right up there with you guys in my top tier of favorite guests. And Dr. Suzy TV award winners. She has won two years running for most copious female ejaculator. Well, then.

Yes. Yes. She just is the geyser. Dume and Larry ask you to send their love.

Okay. Just. Juxley. Just.

That's a kind of a tongue twister. Juxley. Just. Got the word.

I guess from AVN. Yes. Yes. He did go to AVN.

Oh, really? Your hair is too green. You couldn't have gone. No.

But. Test. Test. Test.

Is that Max? Is that Max? That is Max. Yeah.

We got Max on another mic. He's just testing himself. Test yourself. Right.

You missed the toilet shot. Testing, testing, testing. Okay. But here they are in my birthday month as two cute gay boys.

When's your birthday? November. November. I don't know if we're going to get that far.

That's okay. I don't know. What should we do? I want to save some.

So you buy it. Yes. Right. But I will go to your.

Test, test. November. Just to show you alone. Let's see.

Let's see here. Although there's some fantastic ones, folks. Aw, look at this. There's no green.

This is just precious. Just too precious. Just too precious. And what is this, a wig?

I actually have to wear that wig to work at my day job. Ooh. You have a day job? I do.

You don't just like sleep on the beach and. Oh my, I wish. Pass the hat, you know, walk around with that hair and pass the hat.

I would think you'd make a fortune. No. I should just stand with the wizard on the beach. Can we know what?

Too many. There's too many people like that. You should be a mermaid. You could be a, you could have a tail and you could have a

whole. And just sit there with a cup for money. Yeah. I'm pretty sure you get picked up very quickly.

Kate could bring one of her bands. Yeah. We need to set this up. What do you do as a day job?

I work, um, actually at Kinko's. Kinko's. That's pretty kinky. Yeah, that is, that's pretty kinky.

So this is what she looks like at Kinko's. Yep. You, yeah. Wow.

You see she's making photocopies in the oven. I can see you making photocopies. You look very serious. I know my way around a copier.

Like you would do a good job making a good copy of something. Well, you guys are in PR. You should know how to make copies of things, right? Right?

I definitely know how to print some stuff. So how's business? Business is good. Business is getting creative, as you can see.

Well, yeah. Well, you got the calendar. That's for sure. That's a part of your PR.

And you're representing bands. Yes. That's the Electric Sex Records Wing of the Imperial Empire. Well said.

Nice pun. So what, I know we got the DTs. Do we have other bands? I'm working out basically finalizing the contracts with another band that I'm going to start working with.

Oh, wow. Oh, wow. But the DTs are great. The DTs are great.

We're going to get them in the studio when Wilson gets back. Start pumping out our recordings of the tracks that we've been creating. Wow. Well, I can't wait to hear.

Well, now we're going to play a couple of scenes, you know, on video. We're going to watch on video. I have never seen the video, so I am very excited. All you have to do is ask us for a password.

We give you a password, right? Are we tuning up there? Yeah. Okay.

So we're going to, I think, show the first scene, which is really cool. It's going to show you in action. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

This is the introduction. And Catherine is going to show the true mix of punk rock and BDSM. That's right. She's going to bring it on.

The punk rock renaissance. I want you to put your hands together for the DTs. We are going to sex rock. Attention.

Attention. All persons under 30 years of age must report for enhanced purity, reeducation training. All impure and disgusting thoughts must be eradicated for the preservation and moral solvency of the greater society. Cool.

Anyone caught evading purity enhancement will be dealt with severely. Hot. Very naughty. Naughty naughty.

Bring that down a pasture. You know, next week we've got to change the screen. It's awful. Yeah, yeah.

It's true. It looks better than this. That's Brock Harden, Shae Golden. That's Kinky Gaga.

Kinky Gaga. And here they are. The DTs. Looks like Steve Tyler of Aerosmith.

He just jumps right up onto the stripper pole table. Oh, here you come in your bullet bras. That was when your hair was short. Yes, it was.

Oh, very, very short. It's pretty short right now, too, but it's not that short. It's just a little baby mohawk. It's like a little rug.

The landing strip. And that was when I shaved off the sideburns. And that was a mistake. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, baby, sing to me. Get down on bended knee. Yeah, they're very sexy band. How did you meet them?

I met them when Wilson wrote on my company page that he wanted me to book his band and I said to everyone, send me some music. I heard an acoustic version of Wall Street prostitute

and an old recording of Most Loved and I literally was like, I need to meet this guy tomorrow. I got it, you know what I mean? The lyrics, the songwriting, I was like,

I just need to meet this guy tomorrow. I didn't even know about the show. And it's definitely evolved since then, but regardless, I was not aware of his physical mobility,

jumping around, hanging from things, getting on the stripper pole. Right, so you just heard the music. And what spoke to you?

The lyrics, Wall Street prostitute. I want to be a profit-driven whore who comes for money and left always wanting more. Very 99 percent.

Yeah. And the Most Love was the lyrics where the way you look when I come inside you. This is the song that I heard and I wanted to meet after.

The way you look when I come inside you. If you were me, you'd let me come inside you, too. Aw. How intimate.

And it was a hardcore rock and roll song, so I was like, this is awesome. Sex, politics, and rock and roll. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.

Max, Captain Max. It just kind of reminded me of what's his name, Glover. Glover. Glover, Glover.

Oh, I interviewed Danny Glover of all people. I interviewed a bunch of interesting older Hollywood stars, legends, actually, along with adult stars at The Hollywood Show,

and Ed Asner, and Gavin McLeod, the Love Boat Captain, and Lisa Loring from The Addams Family, and Danny Glover.

You know, I asked about sex, and he kind of started talking about sex and aging, and he said, you know, I was just talking to my wife about that the other day,

and I said, you know, I really have to say, it's all good, but I miss waking up inside of you. I read that, actually. I saw that post.

That was so touching. Very touching. And they must have had some good all-nighters. Clearly.

Or they have sleep sex. You ever have sleep sex? Yes, yes, I have. It's definitely more a combination, though,

of sleep and intoxication sex, you know? You're just not really sure what's going on, and you're just, you're in there, you know? It's not rape, but people are in there,

you know what I mean? What do they call it? Surprise sex? Surprise sex, that's the whole other thing. That's the Julian Assange accusation of surprise sex.

But I suppose you could surprise someone asleep, and that would be sleepy surprise. Yeah. If they don't wake up.

Test, test. Wow. So yeah, so we're going to see more of the DT's show, including the famous pillow fight.

That's really one of my favorite ever shows. It's such a beautiful scene, and you'll see how it reminds us of Christmas. In fact, we used it on our Christmas car,

because the feathers falling. Well, that was fun, because we got to go a little bit further than we normally can at a bar, or just, you know, out in some public space.

You can't do as many things. Well, you can do everything, but you can't take your top off. You cannot take your top off.

I know that. But you can do that here. As a matter of fact, you still can do that here. Yes.

Yes. It's encouraged. It is encouraged. So I've heard.

Right. And I notice that at least one of you is wearing some pasty things that look like they should be revealed. Okay.

They're purely a protection for the one nipple ring that I have left, so I can get ripped out. We actually ripped one out during the DT show. Purely a protection, and we will be very protective.

Right now. As we, and it is such a perfect match. Oh. This is such a beautiful, I mean,

did you get tape to match your hair, or did you make the hair match the tape? She happened to have tape that match. Happened.

I was looking glad I duct taped. This is random. Yeah. No.

You're just, you went all over Santa Barbara. No. I have a stack of duct tape of different lepers at all kinds of colors on my bed post.

And one just happened to be this green. I just stack them there. Wow. Got lucky.

I was looking for black and then found the green. No, the green is so much. And it works so much better. Yeah.

I mean, you can always do the black. Right. But you have sensitive nippies. Is that right?

Well, this one is still pierced. Right. This one got ripped out. I remember something happening.

Yes. Was that at my show? Oh, I feel terrible. I didn't want to be responsible.

No. I didn't rip it out, right? No. No.

Who ripped it out? I honestly don't remember. I think it just kind of happened. Was that like sleep sex?

It might as well have been. Yes. Somebody just ripped. Because I remember seeing it suddenly.

It was a pillow fight gone bad. Was it part of the pillow fight? No. I'm not sure.

There was a lot of rubbing against each other that it probably could have happened at any point. Things happened. You're very good sport about that.

But anyway, is it okay? Oh, yeah. I ended up re-piercing them both. Oh.

Because I took them both out after the one had ripped, let them heal, re-pierced them, and then this one just doesn't want to have jewelry in it, apparently, because it started to kind of push out again. So I just pulled it out.

Wow. And I can't decide if I want to pull this one out or not, because it's a little uneven. But I don't want to take it out and then regret it.

These are a lot of considerations. Exactly. Wow. I mean, I don't know.

Is it worth it? To have the piercings? See, that's just it. I really like it.

But I'm not sure that I really like it as much with just the one. Mm-hmm. And do you have pierced nipples? I'm sorry.

I don't even know what bra size I am, let alone if I have pierced nipples. You're much more of a natural... I just never went there.

Aside from the green hair, you're a more natural girl. Yeah. Well, I just mean like the maintenance. I just started doing my hair for the first time when I died

at Green, so nipple maintenance in addition. Nipple? That is exactly what that is. Right?

All the decisions she was making. I know. It was overwhelming to me. Yeah.

I was like, wow, I thought I had problems. No one should have to think that much about their nipples. No. No, but you know, you do have lovely breasts.

Thank you. And you're just a lovely girl. As are you, Catherine, you're just a lovely team. You really are.

You've gotten lovelier. Can we have an amen and an amen and applause? Amen and amen. Somehow they've gotten lovelier.

I don't know how. What's the green? It must be the green. Or you've been working out.

You've been sort of running around the wild beaches of Santa Barbara? A little of both. Well, we've been, I guess, learning more skills having to do with our exteriors, such as hair dye and fake eyelashes.

Hair dye. Yes. Fake eyelashes. Okay.

I also, what do you need to learn about that? Just how to put them on. We know now. You know what I mean?

Like we never did them before. And now we're, yeah. They're new in the past. Okay.

You know, it's part of being lovelier than ever, girls. Wearing false eyelashes. It is. A lot of it is.

Now I see, and you put them on very well. I wasn't sure. I didn't know. I thought it was all about the green hair.

But now I see those big lashes just opening up. You have beautiful eyes anyway, but you know. We're both, what, food brown? Good for us.

Yeah. Yeah. No, you got to have the false eyelashes. And there's nothing to replace them.

And you got to work with all that glue and stuff. Yeah. She's learned how to do it quite well. She does mine because I still don't know how to do it.

Oh. I don't. I don't. But that's okay because she knows how to do all the

computer and website stuff. So we trade off. Yeah. You do.

You're a real couple. Are you? Are you? How much of a couple are you?

A couple of what? No, just kidding. Well, I know you call your crazy people unlicensed professionals.

Unlicensed professional what? Everything. That's the thing. It sounds like plumbers.

We could. You could. If we had to do a plumbing job, we could figure it out. And I could basically anything that I've ever had to do in

life, I figured out how to do and somewhat master, depending on how often I had to do it. But I pretty much can do anything I set my mind to. And me and her, we just basically whatever we would like to do,

we do it. We figure out how to do it. We execute it with utmost precision. Uh-huh.

Yes. Yes. Well, you certainly have done so with your hair. Just as an example.

All right, boys. Excuse me. Boys. And yes, back to the fact that they won awards,

may I say, the Dr. Susie dot TV awards for sexiest promoter. Right. That was before she got her false eyelashes. Catherine Imperio and look at me now.

And, uh, and, you know, something like sexiest hair. What was it? Crazy kinkiest. Oh, yes.

Kinkiest hair and the hair is even kinkier to Samantha fairly. And you may happy birthday again. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Right. And panty boy also would like me to offer you some panties as well as some toys.

We have different toys. And, um, you know, would you like to choose panties or toys first? Well, panties.

Okay. Panties first. They're, they've all never been worn unless somebody stuck a worn one in there when I wasn't looking.

I have no problem with that. I know what? I think those were worn. You know what?

Somebody did stick a worn one in there. Yeah. She had a no. There's a big marketing news underwear.

Hmm. Yeah, there is. And, uh, I think those weren't worn. I just want to make sure that they're going to fit.

Well, I think they're all kind of one size fits all. But pink and green. Pink and green. Yeah, look at that.

Oh yeah. These babies. They're not exactly, are those big? Well, I think they would look cute on you, baby.

All right. I'll do an, I'll do an adult pair of underwear. Those are kind of adult. Yeah.

That's right. I saw you in your little kitty knee socks or whatever those were. Oh yeah.

Those were. Or were those you? The little checkered socks. Yeah, those are hers.

All right. That was me. So they got their panties. And are you wearing panties now?

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Do you want to change them?

You might want to see mine first. I might. I actually would. That's true.

You definitely want to see hers. I would definitely like to see them, but I'm going to now move. We will, we will spread it out. By the way, did you notice that the bonobo is green?

Aw. It is faint. It is. I'm just seeing green everywhere.

And actually the sign, the bonobo way is very green. It is. It's the right green. It's the right green.

Okay. So we're going to have some panty modeling. Should we do that? I mean, can you hop up here?

I can hop on anything. You can hop on anything. Right. You're a hopper.

Hopper climber. I'm going to put these here. Don't let me forget that they're going to pick toys. Okay.

Here she goes. All right. Here she is. And I'm going to show things that we have to, I'm going to show

There she goes. And you can just see when I see the whole thing. And I'm going to make a mirage with these, these are the toys that I'm going to use.

And these are the toys that we are going to use. They are very cute. They are beautiful. So I'm just going to show you.

And of course a fishnet dress because she is the punk rock. I think that's the punk rock and maybe the stockings are the renaissance woman. And then the panties are definitely renaissance woman. Yeah.

Look at those. Oh, look at this. Oh, she's got a very sexy little underwear thing happening. Here a G string over a G string of jewels.

Right. Over polka dot panties. Red polka dot. This is just adorable.

Very adorable. Whoa. And definitely an interesting fishnet pattern on her lovely butt load. Whoa.

I mean, butt load makes it sound big, but you know, oh, whoops. Okay. Let me just use this camera here to hand help. Samantha, what are you wearing?

Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing? Oh, yeah. Do you want to promote any designers?

The shoes are Jeffrey Campbell. Yes. Jeffrey Campbell. He is my shoe god.

Literally a shoe god. Like, look at these. They defy gravity. No, they aren't.

A human being should not be able to walk in these. I love those shoes. But they're perfectly designed to where they're so comfortable. They're so comfortable.

And I don't fall unless I'm running on glow sticks. No, they are very, very fetishistic. You know, they are definitely skyscraper heels. And up the stockings to the double panty.

And now the julep G string. Is that any particular designer? I'm not exactly sure who makes it off the top of my head. But I figured it was worth a shot.

Somebody's calling me. What a coincidence. Hello. Debbie Harry.

Is that you? Yes. That's funny. That is, oh my God is a great punk rockette.

Debbie Harry. Call me. She actually hates me. Call me, baby.

She does. I had a funny experience with her. Why does she hate you? I booked the drummer Clem Burke's band,

The International Swingers, last year. And he got me VIP passes to their show at, I think it was the Greek or the, yeah, the Greek in LA. And afterwards I was looking around for him and we were,

I was with my buddy and we were about to leave. But right in the entryway, she was standing there just crowded by a bunch of people and I was like, I want to get a picture with her.

And she would just basically not feeling me. She basically looked me up and down and went to take a picture with anyone else that she could until there's no one left. And I was like, I was like,

I don't even want to stand here anymore. I'm like, but if I take a picture with her, I'll probably increase my followers by God knows how many. So I basically cornered her and took a picture with her

and she was very upset. But I could understand. Well, the ghost, the spirit of Debbie Harry just made my camera go off for a second while you said that.

So, I mean, she's awesome. I don't care that she like, you know, felt that way about me. Like I'm an asshole, like, you know what I mean?

She's a God. What do I care? Well, I don't know that she felt bad about you. You know, she didn't say anything.

No, but no, that she did afterwards. Oh, would she call you? She didn't say, like she didn't call me anything, but she didn't call me.

Please remove that woman with the green hair. She basically took a picture with every random stranger you could think of and avoided me until there was no one left. And then afterwards I was like,

hey, do you know where Clem is, the drummer? And she looked at me and she goes, Clem? And turned around and walked away. And I was like, really?

Aww. But I don't care. She could murder me in my sleep and she's still awesome. Maybe you reminded her of someone who murdered a friend of hers

during sleep sex. I guess that a lot. And so, you know, she couldn't handle it. I don't know.

It's hard coming back after so long, too. You know what I mean? Like, I think that was one of her first shows. Blondie put on, I think, seven shows last year

and the first time in God knows how long. Yeah. Well, you'll probably meet again. And it's...

You think she'll call me? Call her, Blondie, please. Maybe you should send her a calendar, just in the mail. You should.

That would probably really piss her off. What is on your butt? Hmm. All right.

So, okay, we just had a fantastic panty. Oh, you mean blue? Yeah. What is on your butt?

There. Oh, they're shedding. No one can see. Is something on your butt?

No, I just wanted to see her butt. Okay. You need to get up out of your chair. But they're attached to my stockings.

So I'm, like, trapped. But there's sequins. Sequins. Oh, these are very special panties.

I think you might need to get up on the stripper pole. What did you say? What did you say? Whoa.

And lovely little sneakers. Here we go. I like the practical. Mm-hmm.

And, um... Yeah. Now. Yes.

How come you got, like, call me and I got, like... Oh, my God, I was meant to twerk. Yes, you are. Well, you know, if you're going to be advertising buttloads,

it should involve some twerking. I do have to say this about the twerking. It's basically like we're telling people to... have sex in the worst way possible.

Like a jackrabbit. Like a jackrabbit. You know what I mean? The twerking.

The twerking. Well, I've seen different types of twerking. That's true. Different genres.

There is, like, slow-mo twerking. And it's, uh... kind of sensuous. To each his own, I guess.

I haven't seen enough twerking. Yeah, I think people just, like, looking at the butt. Mm-hmm. Now I'm not ready, though. On the couch, I was all about it.

So we're now listening to Too Short. Ooh, look at that. E40. And there she goes.

You're not sliding down the pole, though. I don't know if I have the skills for that. You know, give the pole a little buttload of love. Yeah, there you go.

Thank you very much. Okay. And that was is... Okay, okay, okay, wait.

You know, we're playing a lot of music that we don't have rights to. That's correct. Okay. Although we are friends with Too Short.

But as we just heard, Debbie Harry is not so much friends with some of us. Mm, sorry, guys. Mm. Well, we are definitely friends with the DTs,

and we're going to hear from them soon again. But I wanted to give you a choice of toys here. Oh, and then there's the panties, you know, to change. But we have some toys.

This is our big bag of Santa toys. So what do you think you might like? I don't want to, like, knock everything over as I'm closing my eyes. That's all right.

You can knock things around. What did I get? What did I get? You got a rump shaker.

You had me at rump shaker. Yeah. Put the buzz in your butt. Is this slogan?

Okay, well, you are the buttload. I mean, does it get any better than that, genius? It's also indestructible, apparently. Really?

I don't know that any sex toy is indestructible. I know that was, so what do I do? Well, I imagine it goes in your butt. It could go in your butt.

It could go, you know, kind of against your butt. And any orifice I can find. It can just probably do a lot of things. Should we put a battery in it?

Find out what it does. Or does it need, does it have a battery? Where's our tech department? Technical staff.

We need to examine the rump shaker. Oh, we're in the way. Okay, oh, sorry. Okay, so what would you like?

What did you get? You didn't get anything yet. Close your eyes. I don't know if you should close your eyes.

You want to get something you like. Of course, you did get something you like. I did. You did.

You got a rump shaker. What is this? Oh, but that needs a penis. Well, I have to go to home.

But not with me. Well, the top comes off. Hey, Dr. Suze, you want to play the rump shaker? The rump shaker?

I mean, there's a song, but it's like, it's not from Too Short. It's from Rake It. I don't know if we need that, but I mean, is that a song? Ruck and Effect.

You are our musical guest. No, we do not, we don't represent the rump shaker. We have the actual rump shaker. Oh, you guys have the original, huh?

We have a butt load of rump shakers. Okay. Oh, and now you can turn it on. And will it shake?

No rumps have been shaken. No, yeah. Technical department, Gonzo Bonobo. We need to make it work.

Make it work. Well, why don't you test it? Take it to our sex toy testing department. See, now I was thinking you might want one of these kind of tantric tie-up things.

Ooh, ooh, actually I do like the waist. And then you could tie her up. It is Saturday. Saturday means tie-up?

It could. Saturday means everything. Yeah. Well, you guys are all about the kind of wedding, shall I say,

of BDSM and punk. Yes. Punk rock. Sex rock.

Bring the sex back to rock and roll. Bring the sex back. Is that something that occurred to you as an epiphany, like, or were you always meant to do that since you were, like, a little girl?

I seem to always want to bring the sex back into everything because it's just so taboo. And it should be implemented in so many places. People are so afraid of their body and are not ashamed of it,

no matter what the size. And naked body is something that people should embrace and feel comfortable about, you know? You know, I know.

I mean, hey, I think that's what I'm all about. So, no, really. I mean, that's one reason I love you. But, like, just, I mean, how does that relate to punk rock?

Like, specifically. Other than the sex pistols, of course. And, of course, Johnny Rotten is the grandfather of Bonnie Rotten. Oh, really?

I didn't know that they were related. Well, you know, they're from the Rotten family. And Bonnie Rotten, you just saw Bonnie Rotten, right, Jux? Yeah.

She looked like Johnny. Yeah, she's looking good, Bonnie Rotten. She, of course, came to our show back in the day. The day of 2012, very beginning of 2012,

in fact, exactly two years ago. And I will say that Corpse brought her, although there's this little feud where, you know, she, I don't know, he says he made her,

or he introduced her, or he did something more than she thinks he did. And we don't want to get in the middle of it, even though we're being gossips by mentioning it,

but, you know, it's kind of known. But hopefully everybody will make up. And congratulations, Bonnie, performer of the year, AVN. Amazing.

Yeah, 20 years old. And totally tattooed, very punk, very punk, you know? I mean, usually porn stars are not so tattooed unless they work for Burning Angel.

So... Becoming more and more socially acceptable in all fronts, tattoos, I feel. That's true.

Well, yeah. Thank you. Oh, there's, you know, pretty soon we'll have a president in the United States

with a small tattoo. Or a vagina. Or a vagina. Or a tattooed vagina.

Or a leaked sex tape, or photos of them drinking when they were underage on Facebook from when they were younger. Pretty much all of our generation is just...

It's out there. There's something on everybody. Yeah, yeah. You know?

So, punk rock, did you like punk rock since you were a kid? I mean, why not like rap or country music? I liked rock. And all range of it.

I think I just grew up listening to it. There's no country on the East Coast. I'm from New York. No, I'm just kidding about the country.

I like people on your like country. You like country? Yeah, yeah, I could see you doing, you know, kind of being a redneck or green-neck.

I'm from Nevada. You're from Nevada, right? There's a lot of sunburn there, yeah. Toronto, Reno, that whole area.

There's a lot of country. Yeah, yeah. There's a lot of people singing those songs. Yeah, country songs.

Well, you know, and of course, one of the original mergers of sex and music was Tempest Storm, who was on this show. Tempest Storm, the great burlesque queen

who's still doing it at age 80-something. And although she says since she was born on leap year day that she's only 20-something. Yeah, yeah.

Right, right, right. But anyway, she went out with Elvis Presley. Right? So, you know, he was punk rock.

Right? So to speak. I mean, it's not necessarily about the music genre of punk rock.

Yeah. But sort of doing what most people are isn't acceptable at the time, breaking boundaries.

Exactly. Just taboo. Just doing anything. Just doing anything.

And going against the grain. And one of our good friends is Fat Mike of NoFX, who's of course a great punk rock star and very political as well.

And he is with Goddess Soma. And they have this wonderful BDSM relationship. I'm afraid to say what it is, but you know, she's a goddess

and he's a star. Here, it's working. Oh, it's shaking roms. Dr. Suzy, we got a commercial ready.

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You won't go to hell for it, but you just might feel a lot better. And we are back with a buttload of months calendar. Yeah, you want to see those other months, don't ya?

Oh, you do. And a rump shaker. Actually, going with the butt theme. And it's working now.

It's shaking rumps. It's shaking rumps, so... I'm not sure if it can go much harder, but it's by Doc Johnson, by the way,

our friends from Doc Johnson. It's a little buzz. Maybe it can go faster somehow, but it's definitely buzzing.

It's definitely working. Uh-huh. I think you should kind of get... You broke it?

Made to last forever, right? Indestructible. Did you really? Aw, you can get another toy.

I did. Wow. You know, indestructible. We love the sex toy industry.

Okay, so pick another toy. Did it really break? I don't know. Can you check on that?

I will have my lovely... Oh, see. I did for a second. Can you take that into the shop

and see what is going on with that show? But, shaker. And in the meantime... I have a present for you.

Would this be a good time? Yeah, we're going to show the pillow fight. Whatever you think. Give me a present.

Give me the stuff. This is a new studio warming gift from me and Samantha. If I could bring any sort of thing.

Aw. It's just me. A light up pecker ring toss. This is perfect.

This is lovely. Let's play this. I love it. Yes, that's so thoughtful.

And who makes this? Pipedream. We love Pipedream. We do. Yes, we do. They are great.

They used to make these great cock candles. Look at that. They're just so into toys for fun. And of course, you don't have to worry

about the batteries on this one, right? How does this one... I'm not sure. That's the first time I have tried it.

I have not tried it yet. We usually just play anal ring toss. We have been playing a lot of anal ring toss, actually. Okay.

So, let's see. We should aim this somewhere... Okay. The pole actually goes up.

And you have to toss the rings onto it. And I'm the worst at it because I can't stop laughing when people are making jokes. Okay, here you go.

Show us how it's done, Kat. Just the tip. Okay, are you ready? Whoa.

Things are getting danged. You're looking professional. Okay, here we go. Let me try.

Nope. It's challenging. Yay! Yay.

My toy. Okay, I'm going to get good at it. And I'm going to practice on Max's. There you go.

That's great. Except he's going to need bigger rings, right? She just mastered it in about five seconds. Well, you know, I have a thing for phallic objects.

Yeah. Love it. Okay, so, actually, you remember our Bonoboville communion? Yes.

Would you like to partake? Absolutely, yeah. You might have to... You could just move some tape, you know, aside.

Or to the side. Once it comes off, I don't think it restics. So, once it's off, it's off. I'm just going to say it's enough.

Are you ready for it to come off? Oh, it's already... It's off. That one doesn't have the ring, so it can be off.

It is sensitive. It's all sensitive. I'm a fighter. Yep, it doesn't matter that it's sensitive.

So, are you guys in a sexual relationship? No, not... Well, okay. It's very Bonobo.

It's not like you're having love sex. More just erotic... Mental sex. And I regularly tell people, she is my soulmate.

Like, we are half and half. If I can't do something, she can. And we help each other, we encourage each other to grow. Exactly.

All right, well, you've certainly grown. Your hair has, anyway. But, actually, you look like you've, you know, gotten more svelte. It's all that running around the beach.

Okay, so, are you ready to do your Bonoboville communion? Now, you are not a drinker. Correct. You are a energy drinker.

Correct. Do you want to promote the drink? Monster, something or other? Yeah.

Are they going to start something? Yes. We're unofficially licensed sponsors. Sponsored by...

Monster. Now, are you an AA person? I'm an NA person. NA.

NA, you were a narcotic addict. What narcotic? Heroin. Heroin.

She looks good for a former heroin addict. Wow. Wow. That's impressive.

Yup. That's what happened. When was that? That was about almost four years ago.

Wow. Three and a half to four years ago. Well, you look good. The eyelashes help.

Right? Looking really good. Let's hear it for a kicking heroin addiction and becoming, you know, the sexiest promoter in the world.

Okay. Hey, you know, speaking of promoters, and I always forget, but right across the street here where you see some of the limousines there is a very famous recording studio. There's some very famous recording people go, who I don't know.

But they look famous. The game. It's the... It's several.

It's maybe several. A few. Yeah. And then right down the street here, about two buildings, is the hottest downtrodden music

bar in the city of LA. It's called the Green Horse. Oh, and the green is the same green as your hair. No, really.

Seriously. This is very green. Okay. So now you are going to do...

Oh, she's removing the wounded nipple. The wounded nipple. It's not wounded yet. Oh, okay.

The hopes of the day... We'll be very careful. We wouldn't wound it. Aw.

There we go. It looks very nice. Very nice. Are you ready for me?

It's a little sticky from the tape. I'm sorry. Okay. A little sticky.

That way, you know, the salt will stay better. But you should look at first anyway. There goes the salt. This is Bonoboville Communion, brothers and sisters.

Right here in the Bonoboville studio. It puts your salt on your nipple and then you take the drink of your choice. I mean, you know, whatever drink you want to take. But salty nipple.

All right. Very good. Very good. Well, even though your relationship isn't sexual, a lot of people are getting boners watching

you lick her nipple. I wonder how they'll feel if they see it reversed. Yeah. That's it.

I'm just kidding. You're just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's it.

I like to make fun of myself. She's the one with the knockers. Well, you know, she has knockers. You have lovely, what?

Apples. Beautiful, natural, just little mounds. Beautiful. And she is slowly removing her punk rock fish net top with the dangling rosary.

You ready for me? And up, it all goes over the titay. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And down goes the mohawk. Okay, can you do this without getting the mohawk? I'm going to try not to poke her in the eye. Right, in the eye or up the nose is where I think it would go.

But now we go licking the nipple first and then a nice little sprinkle of salt. And then a nice succalalia. Mm-hmm. Yeah, salty.

And down the beer hatch. Do you like our beer glass? Isn't this nice? It's so fancy.

Very beautiful. Very lovely. All right, let's hear it for it. Bonoboville Communion with Kate and Sam and a buttload of months.

Right. Okay. Kate is getting drunk on monster energy drink very rapidly. You have no idea.

Mm-hmm. Right. But I would think, you know, a former cocaine addict would want monster, you know, you don't want like a heroin type thing?

How does that work? No, it actually, it actually like kind of keeps me normal, which is why I never really did uppers. I would do them and I would just sit.

I tried a couple times. I would just sit there for like eight hours and not move. All right. And I was awake the whole time, so I wasn't a fan.

Well, Max drinks coffee and goes to sleep. So, okay. You know what? I think we should watch the famous pillow fight scene from the DT's appearance on Dr.

Susie.tv. You got that, boys? Let's see that amazing scene, which starts, of course, with Shay Golden riding the, no, no, take off the pole.

Yeah. Take off the pole music. Take off the pole music. Take off the pole music.

Thank you. Okay. We're just starting in this new studio. There we go.

Here we go. DT's with Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley and Wilson. And here we go with the pillow fight. What's this song?

Dirty Mattress. Dirty Mattress, no wonder. And you're in some amazing panties right here. Look at these panties.

My butt was bigger than... Yeah. Well, you were kind of bigger. All over again.

And here come the feathers. Show the feathers, yeah. I'm, like, looking at this knowing who's going to clean this up. There's Teja.

And there are the feathers. Whoop, whoop, whoop. There's Shay Golden and Pinky Gaga and Brock Hard. And there are the feathers flying.

And Shay keeps riding the Sybian. And there's Juxley. Yeah, she's really riding to the music. He got naked.

Those are the guys from Step Brother. Yes, he did get naked. He got naked. He jumped over the barry, like, over the shipper pole stage

and got naked. He did. I had never seen that on Dr. Suzie before. Oh, well, you know, you see everything after a while.

Yeah, look at those feathers flying. Up, off, come the tops. Yay. Yeah.

We keep picking it up and throwing it. Yeah. Pretty white, silky little panties. And they match the feathers.

And Aerosmith. I mean, he looks like Steve Tyler. But he's Wilson. And this is the DT's.

You've just never seen it. You've never seen it. That's kind of exciting, huh? Look at you guys.

You look so adorable. You look like angels. And your little white, limpy panties and the feathers everywhere.

You're just like angels whose wings exploded. Oh, and now I'm spanking Catherine. And sometimes I shit the bed. You send that.

He's so great. Who does his hair? Whack off on chat roulette. Feel free to shout out the lyrics.

Dirty mattress. I hear dirty mattress. Yeah. So he wants to have sex on his dirty mattress.

Or he is having sex on his dirty mattress. Or he's shooting heroin on his dirty mattress. Everything. Smoking all the crack I can get.

This stain is from you. That stain is from me. Who could that other stain be? Just, yeah.

The dirty mattress is like a map to your perversion. Dirty mattress. Woo. Look at all those feathers.

This is very punk. Sex pistols. We continue this tradition of craziness. Here.

Oh, look at that. Great shot of Catherine. And Samantha just laying in the feathers. Humping like bonobo girls.

Absolutely doing the hoca hoca. Woo. With a cross, of course, because this is punk rock Jesus. It is.

Oh, I think somebody was saying it was beautiful there. I think that was me. Yeah. And I've got all the money in my wallet.

He definitely got the money. Oh, yeah. You got some all over you. The DT's dollars.

Yeah. Sexy. Oh, he's starting to stroke his crotch. Yeah, you see, you can't do this in the clubs.

No, you can't. No, you can't. No, no. Oh.

Oh, twerk it, baby. Yeah. Look at step-brother there. It's so serious.

I had some hot people in the show that night. Yeah, it was a good night. Yes. And she's still riding the Sybian.

She does not lose her seat. Shagled. Hot stuff. And step-brother.

Everybody's rocking out. Now Kinky Gaga is up on the stripper pole table. Yeah. And now, of course, Wilson is on my dirty mattress.

Oh, yeah. Come again and again and again and again. Come it again and again and again. Up and we're spanking, spanking, spanking.

Rock and roll. Sex, rock and roll. And butt licking. I did that.

Buttloads of fun right here on the Dr. Susan Block Show with the DTs and Catherine Imperio and Samantha Fairley rubbing their buttloads against each other. And yeah. Now we're in a buttload pile.

We're in a pile right here all over each other. Beautiful, beautiful. Oh, say can you see. Catch that one, yeah.

Sexy. That drummer. What's his name? Ryan.

Ryan, sexy guy. Okay. Yeah, woohoo. That would be me in a maid's uniform for five hours.

Cleaning up in a maid's uniform. I did. And not much else. I mean, very, very skimpy.

And a very amazing little cleanup scene that was with your little vacuum. Shotback. Shotback. Yeah.

Very cute. Okay. She had to use a restroom. Really?

Did she take your butt shaker with her? I wouldn't be separate. No, here it is. Oh, okay.

So how's that butt shaker doing? We haven't tried it out. No. We've got 10 minutes left.

We've got 10 minutes. So we should try it out. And it's still not working. And we should open.

Susie, Susie. Yeah. Ah, well, why don't you get on the mic? Captain Max.

At the end, we're at the end of the line almost. We have 10 more minutes. Is it working? I got nothing.

Okay. We need the tech department. Tech, tech, tech, please come here. Tech, tech, tech, tech.

Woo, woo, woo. Choo, choo. Hi, hello. Hello.

Okay. That is still not working. I guess we'll find out if it's totally broken. All right.

And here is Samantha back. And we are starting. It's just getting off the ground and into the trees. Actually, when we show the front page.

Our new social media site. Yeah. But Noboville. Let's show the front page.

Can we show the front page? Yeah, we're going to show the front page. It's a, it's a social media site. We will have that in a moment.

But unlike any social media site. If you get rejected, you can go to the bribery department. And, you know. And bribe somebody and then you can get in.

Awesome. This is Bonoboville. You have it. Okay, let's see.

And this is not, this is not your mother's Facebook. Yes. Okay. And then we're just starting with it.

This is Dr. Suzy's office in the front here. This screen is terrible. I can't even read it from here. Can you?

No. No. It's very blurry screen. Yeah.

Okay. Well, let's change that. It does say welcome. But I mean, I know it says a bunch of other stuff there, but I

can't read it. Well, don't read it. It's okay. Read the doors though with the signs under doors.

There is the bribery department. Wait a second. My bad. I was just zooming in way too much.

And there is downtown. One of the things you can do when you move into Bonoboville is decide the beach, which area of the community you want to live in.

So if you got no money and you're broke and you're an artist, you can move downtown. These need titles. And what does that say?

Oh, that says downtown. And that says city council. And that says bribery. And can't read it.

Anyway, so when you come to Bonoboville, you can join various, you can live in different areas. And those areas, in a way, identify who you are and what you like.

We have a university place. So if you're one of those kinds, you go over there like a Yalie if you're a Yalie and stuff. And basically, you can show different pictures and

videos and sell things like this. And you can show nipples. But of course, that's for certain level of membership. That is pretty awesome.

We want to, I mean, if you're going to show your nipples, you should share in the revenue. Well, you have an option. I agree.

You can show your nipples to people for a fee. Or you could just show a friend. To a friend if you want. If you want to let a friend see your private photos.

But you will be able to monetize the word is your nipples. You will be able to monetize your nipples. And your other parts or talents or whatever you want to monetize. Or products like this.

So Bonoboville is all about the marketplace of possibilities. And this is not like your mother's Facebook. Mother's Facebook is dying very quickly actually. Yeah, it's not.

It's our little, you know, kind of Shangri-La on the internet. And it's a place that is inspired by the actual Make Love Not War Bonobo chimpanzees who swing through the trees as well as with each other. And are also great musicians actually.

Kanzi who is a considered a genius Bonobo has played keyboards with Peter Gabriel and Paul McCartney. And who knows, maybe next the DT. And the Bonobos need our help. And you know, you can also donate to the Bonobos to the Bonobo Conservation Initiative.

Which is helping to create a Bonobo peace forest. That protects the wild Bonobos from poachers. As well as Lola-ya Bonobo. Which is where little orphan Bonobos are taken into a sanctuary.

So that they can be nurtured back to life. And then released into the wild. So yeah, the Bonoboville is all about, you know, all about a lot of things. I mean, it's all about sex, but in a kind of a subtle way.

And it's all about, you know, connecting, community, making money, sharing art, sharing erotica. Well, I think the future of pornography is changing as we always talk about pornography. And the future of pornography is sex. Is sex.

What is pornography? Well, the beginning of pornography was sex. Now it's how live and to the minute you can get. What you're saying is that everybody does a little porn now, right?

Even, you know, your average religious person has taken some naked selfies, right? I mean, politicians make their own porn. Well, Sheila Nevins actually started this, Sheila Nevins set of Late Night Broadcast. Late Night Programming.

And she's our executive producer on Real Sex. And one of the things that she realized in doing the show with us is that she actually canceled all the sex shows. And she said, like, real sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she said, I should just integrate sex into the shows. Into everything. Into all the shows. You know, so.

But that's why I lost my HBO show. So I'm not that happy about that actually. But all right, it makes a point. The point being made is that sex is part of life.

And you don't have to make it just about sex. It can be about everything. And that's what Bonoboville is. I mean, some people could, you know, we could even have religious people in Bonoboville.

Because you don't have to look at the dirty pictures. But if you want to, well, they're there. Unlike your grandmother's Facebook, right? Yeah, you can't see anything there.

I've been banned so many times. I've been banned so many times. The last time was for a week. I've had three days at a time, multiple times.

I had a fan page of 10,000 fans that was shut down. Because when I grew up and when I fought the battles of a free press and so forth, there was a court, there was a jury, and they charged you. And then it went to a jury and a judge.

Right. And they looked at it. And you could defend yourself. Now it's a bot.

Here, it's that guy. What the hell's the name of the Facebook guy? Oh, um, Wimper. That, uh, Steezy.

No, no, no. Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg.

Mark Zuckerberg. Mark Zuckerberg. But in the bylines at the bottom, it's basically anything is up to their discretion. That is correct.

I had a poster with a baby throwing a dirty diaper. There was no naked baby in it at all. There was barely could see anything taken down. What kind of dirt was on that diaper?

Chocolate poop. Ah, poop. It's a theme here. But regardless, there's nothing about that in laws.

But at the end of the day, they have no sense of humor at the end of the day. It's one of the problems they shut down all this kind of satirical stuff. All this art. At the end of the day, they're there for one thing, to get money out of corporate America.

And advertising. Right. And a lot of corporate America like Walmart is kind of religious. So you don't, you don't own anything there really.

They can, you're like, what do they call those farmers years ago? You're just working to land. And then when they're done with you. Your share.

I was very surprised at the uproar that Instagram users had when they tried to change their laws to basically say that they owned all of your pictures and that they could do whatever they wanted with it. And people posting revolts against that.

They actually went through and changed it. And I hadn't seen that in social networks. Well, Facebook bought Instagram. Facebook bought Instagram.

So you're going to see the client. And Princeton University says that within two to three years, Facebook will lose all of 80% of its members. I hate going on there.

There's too many ads and all kinds of stuff. There's people I don't even know and going on my news feed. Oh yeah. Oh, I don't, I don't look at it.

I just use it to promote. So anyway, last night I had a dream. I went to the beach. And a bunch of Bonobo Beach.

Yeah, Bonobo Beach in Bonoboville. And there were a bunch of Bonobos there. And I said, oh, there's not a lot of you. He goes, yeah, we left all our Facebook friends at the back in Facebook land.

We left them on Facebook. Yeah. So, so Bonoboville is starting. We're going to give you, of course, free profiles and everything.

Memberships, I mean, and, you know, kind of all the trimmings. And we're going to do that. I don't know if it's ready yet. It's getting there.

All we have is a forum. We got it. You can get it to the techie boys. Remember I introduced you to that guy, Abe?

Yes. He's the one that gets set. Abe and Chris are really working hard on this thing. Yeah.

It's a brilliant idea. It's really exciting actually, yeah. And when you come to the front page, it's a bunch of doors. And it's like, where do you want to go?

And what's going on? Yeah. And as we build the site, more of the doors will open, so to speak. And also, it was my favorite band when I was a kid.

Me too. One of the doors will open up to Jim Morris. And, you know, one of the doors will open up to butts. It's got to be butts.

It's got to be a butt, a door full of butts. It should have everybody have their own secret door. Everybody should have doors. Oh, great.

I want to see that. You haven't seen this. No, because I was outside. I'm going to show one more picture.

Did it catch that? This one is pretty hot. Okay. These, is this a fur coat?

Yes. With apologies to PETA. It's just too hot. It was already a coat when I got it.

Oh, yeah. Okay, it's vintage. It's vintage. The thing was already killed.

Okay. And eaten, probably. And in this case, your hair is blue and blonde. And your boobs are lovely.

Yes, absolutely. Kate? Is it Kate or Kat? Whatever you like.

Both. Okay. You're expanding. I see.

I'm giving up on a name preference. Yeah. Get my attention. Right.

Okay. So what else? We're pretty much out of time. So I just want to say that this show has been brought to you by the

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Okay. Great to have you back. And of course we also want to thank the DTs who were here, you know, kind of on the video.

We like to think we're always here. Yeah. And also, of course, in that video were Shea Golden, Brock Hard, Kinky Gaga, step brother, and the Sybian.

Right. And the Sybian. Yeah. Absolutely the Sybian.

And let's see. So I want to also thank you, my darling viewer or listener for having us in your home, your mansion on a hill or your cardboard box.

I want you to be good and have lots of pillow fights, you know? I mean, it can improve your love life or play ring toss. Of any kind. Of any kind.

Right. If you've got a big enough clit, maybe you can play clit ring toss. And we could just play that in bed.

I don't need that other part. That's right. Well then. Max is getting feisty.

All right. I'm glad. We'll just take the rings. So, yeah.

Now, does this light up? Yeah. Oh, my God. That way you can find it in the dark.

That's great. No, wait. It lights up here. Okay.

We have to turn the lights down. I think your thing is about as faulty as my toy is. All right. Okay.

We'll figure it out. But in the meantime, be good. Be happy. Make like bonobos, not baboons.

Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight. Even if that someone has a sex toy that isn't quite working. Even if that someone is you, I love you.

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