Our 32nd Wedding Anniversary

Full transcript of Our 32nd Wedding Anniversary on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

There's me and the hubby. Cousin, he's in Israel. Oh my God, I wrote to her that I was worried about him. So cute.

You're a train. Yes, I have quite a train, right? You know, that's why we call it FDR, the love train. We've been doing trains since we got married.

Probably before we got married, we took some train rides. Right, we were showing pictures of the before and now here's the after. You see the two right there?

Yeah. People came up and said we were a cute couple. Oh, wow. We're the only one.

I look better this way. All aboard. The 32nd wedding anniversary love train. Yes, indeed, 32 years ago, my prince charming,

Captain Max, Prince Maximilian Rudolph Leblavich D. Lubkovitz D. Phil and Jerry. And I entered into the kinkiest of human bondage right here.

It's the wedding ring. Oh yeah. Human bondage right there. That's right.

Bondage. Right. 32 years on 412 1992 and we are celebrating 32 years of lawfully wedded love pro bonobo cage-free marriage.

Cage-free. And lots of sex. Oh yeah. I like that sex.

And lots of fun. Funny. And Bacchanalian wisdom and revolution. And evolution.

And evolution. That's right. I thought this hat was done. It's totally not on my head.

Where's my hairdresser? There we go. This is Mark, my fabulous hairdresser. Right.

He did a beautiful job with my hair. Mark Brown, brothers and sisters. He doesn't usually do millinery duty, sticking a hat to a headset. And we're on a fast moving train.

Now I'm off again. And I'm on again. Okay we don't want to hear your problems. I hear clearly.

See this is what you get after 32 years. We don't want to hear your problems. I think you don't want to hear my problems. Actually I'm sure that everyone listening would love to hear my problems.

They would find them a relief from their own problems. But in any case, I think problem solved. Okay. So Captain Max, would you like to introduce me like I introduced you, my Prince Charming?

Yes, of course. Hi. My name is Max. That's you, not me.

No, I know. But I have to introduce myself first. Okay. Otherwise who am I?

Well I did introduce you. Oh, okay. I'm no name. And this is my beautiful wife of 32 years.

This is Dr. Susie. Let's give her the hand. And we're not poopy casting or podcasting. We're broadcasting.

That's the original name of when you talk over wires that go into the air or under the ground. And it's called broadcasting. Podcasting was when you go to the party. Then you cast a wide aroma.

But we have a party right here. Look at the party of Bonobos. We don't have a huge party going on. No, right.

But it's a little party. No, no. As many people later we're going to fill in with a bunch of other people. So we look really, really big and successful.

And, you know, I'll show you my Bentley outside. I'll show you my butt inside. And so I want to welcome you. We have been broadcasting.

We were the first broadcasters on the Internet many, many years ago. And we have been broadcasting myself on pirate radio. Dr. Susie on over the air radio. Hi, Kay Fox.

Hi, Kay IEV. We were doing radio before we got married. Longer than we've been married. We've been doing radio.

But we have been married. Which is the basic reason for this holiday. This 32nd wedding anniversary. 32 years.

That's 384 months. 1,700 weeks. 1,688 days. That's 11,688 days.

280,512 hours. And 16,830,720 minutes. More or less. It's our copper wedding anniversary.

So we're drinking out of copper cups. That we got last night when we went to the Derby. We had a good time at the Derby. Max, do you want to not talk?

I was talking. Okay, so you talk. No, I'm done. I have to apologize.

Because one thing you learn from 32 years of marriage is to acknowledge when you're wrong. At least that's what I feel. Because my marriage is more important than being right. Sometimes it's more important to be loved than to be right.

So I'm hoping to be loved. And somebody just put a boa around the two of us. But Max just put it back around me. He doesn't want a boa around the two of us.

So it's my anniversary. And I'll cry if I want to. Okay, all right, we're done. Okay, shut it down.

Don't shut it down. Maybe somebody else wants to talk. Okay, fine. Oh, here's Miss Dray Day.

All day every day. Well, hello there, Dray. Is this your first wedding anniversary with us? Or were you here last year for our wedding anniversary?

I believe I was here. But we didn't do it with a bunch of people. We actually went away. You know what's funny?

The 32nd wedding anniversary, the theme is transportation. So you're supposed to go somewhere. So this year we didn't really go anywhere except we went to the Derby last night. And I will talk about that, I hope.

But last year we really went on a road trip. And it was in our RV. Oh, rest in peace. No, it's still around.

What do you mean, our RV is not dead, it's just in the shop. That's what happens sometimes to old vehicles like us. We have to go into the shop, the hospital. So the RV is in the shop.

And so we're not going on a road trip. And maybe we should have this anniversary instead of doing this. Probably was an omen that we should have gone on a road trip. Because now we're here like this.

Well, the Derby sounds fun. It was fun. That was last night. I didn't even know you guys went on a road trip. The Derby is all about the horse races.

And the hats, right? And the hats, yeah. I'm always wearing a Derby hat. Yeah, what hat did you wear?

I wore a copper colored hat. Oh, for the occasion, right? I did. It was, you know, my 32nd wedding anniversary. And honestly at first I said I don't really get into copper.

It's not my color, copper. But at the same time, it's the tradition. And even though I'm a sex revolutionary, I'm also a little bit of a traditionalist.

So I was contemplating it. And Christina said, well listen, copper isn't just that sort of shiny brown color. It's also oxidized when it turns turquoise. It gets oxidized.

I didn't know that. Right. About turquoise, no. Because that's my breast stone and that's something I should have known.

So that's interesting that copper is something like that. Copper kind of turns turquoise. Yeah. And so she lent me her turquoise seashell necklace

that her mother gave her that was from a pilgrimage, a Christian sort of journey of meaning from France to Spain. Oh, wow. And this beautiful shell copper necklace that had oxidized to turquoise was around my neck.

And I wore a copper colored hat. And I got this copper cup. That's one reason we went there is because they got the copper cups at the Derby. Oh, okay.

And they're also all about horses. Yeah. And I have hair like a horse as my hairdresser. I love your hair.

So long, people. Well, yeah. Yeah. Mark's responsible for my hair.

Your lovely hairstylist? Right. And so we had a great time. We ate a lot.

It was a food orgy. Oh, wow. And we had two groups of diners come over to us and tell us that they loved how we looked and where are we from and what do we do?

Oh, wow. I was dressed up in my usual, but I was also wearing a pink keffiye, sort of a light pink that looked a little coppery. Not really, but it blended somehow.

What's the keffiye? This is a keffiye, what I'm wearing here. A keffiye is a scarf that is traditionally worn by Palestinian people. Okay.

Actually all kinds of Arab people wear them, but the Palestinians are wearing them a lot as a gesture of solidarity. A lot of people who want to free Palestine, want to cease fire now are wearing the keffiye. So I wore a keffiye.

I wonder if they saw it because it was blended. Oh, yeah. And whether that was an aspect of my outfit that they liked. I was kind of a little shy to ask about that.

So I just said, thank you, thank you. You look great too. I'm like, why'd you compliment me? I was just kidding.

Right. What is it about my outfit? I just take it. My hat.

Does my keffiye got any more? Right. So I wore the keffiye and I just feel as though I need to be in solidarity with the Palestinian people who are being bombed and starved and basically genocided by people of the religion

that I grew up with, Judaism, Zionism. I did grow up with Zionism, but I was never a Zionist. So I got to speak out about it every time I'm on the air, even on my 32nd wedding anniversary. And I also wanted to make a little statement going to the derby.

You'll notice tonight I am wearing lapis lazuli. I know you mentioned lapis lazuli. I can't handle that. There's too much.

The copper is bad enough. And I just wore dark blue, but I thought I'd wear one little locket of lapis lazuli. For me, I think. Yes.

For you. That's right. And also for the tradition of the 32nd wedding anniversary because lapis lazuli is one of the symbols.

There's a lot of symbols. It's amazing to me. When I was a kid or when we got married, there were no symbols of the 32nd wedding anniversary.

The 30th, maybe. The 25th, for sure, silver anniversary. The 20th, different anniversaries of landmark years, but not 32. But now with the internet, you don't have to appeal to everybody.

You know you have enough people that celebrate their 32nd wedding anniversary that you'll be able to sell some stuff. So they got me. I ended up getting this lapis lazuli locket.

That was really pretty. At Timu. Oh, Timu. Right?

It is pretty, right? But it sort of has something like stars of David, which kind of bothered me. But maybe it's appropriate because I got to help my lawnsmen to cease fire now. Got to happen.

Yeah, you have the flag up at the door. I do. I have the Palestinian flag. I got surrender the booty flag.

Oh, where, where? Right there, up there. Oh, yeah, yeah. The heart is covering the booty.

Can you move the heart? Yeah, surrender the booty. There we go. Which has a booty under it.

Michelangelo, when he was coloring the Sistine Chapel with his masterpiece frescoes of angels and God and Adam and Eve and Moses. And he used lapis lazuli to represent the blue eyes of various luminaries. I thought it would be like the cracks of them pointing at each other.

Well, not the cracks like the thunder type. Well, there is quite a bit of crack in the Sistine Chapel. Actually, there's lots of bare booties. Surrender the booty.

David and all the representations of these biblical characters are pretty naked. All of the blue in the Sistine Chapel is lapis lazuli, which was a fortune. And the Catholic Church actually got very mad at Michelangelo for spending this amount of money on blue. Right.

I do have to say, having seen it, it's the most stunning blue in existence. A lot of blue. The creation of a man, the iconic one with the fingers touching. That one, there's like a shawl or something, I think, in there that's all lapis.

It's kind of like a key piece. How do you know that? I teach our history class about the Sistine Chapel. This is Rhiannon Aaron.

Hello. Hi. So, yeah, and other fun facts about the Sistine Chapel relating to sex is that when they did the restoration in the 80s, when they were cleaning the paintings, they found that the loincloths on most of the figures had been added.

And they had to have like a conservator's meeting to decide historically which loincloths to remove and which loincloths to leave. And there was apparently a first wave of covering of the junk. Wow.

Fun facts from art historian Rhiannon Aaron's, Professor Rhiannon, about loincloth removal in the Sistine Chapel. Yeah, so there were two waves of loincloths. There was one like minor kind of thong covering of all the dicks. And then there was kind of like the major loincloth covering of the dicks like several hundred years later.

And so when they did the restoration, they decided they would remove all of the recent loincloths, exposing a whole bunch of dick in the Sistine Chapel. More dick in the Sistine Chapel. That must have been the priests or the cardinals that decided that.

There was like a whole anti-penis movement where there's jokes that the Vatican has a drawer somewhere that's just full of marble dicks. They chipped off the statues. But they did put loincloths on many of them and fig leaves were retroactively added to the sculptures. So when you see a chap with a fig leaf in the Sistine Chapel or anywhere in the Vatican,

there's definitely something under there that was intended to be seen. And then when they were stripping the loincloths off during the restoration, there is a figure that has Ass's ears on it that's kind of like crouched over in the last judgment. That must be Trump.

Well close. It was a critic of Michelangelo's that said, you know, he was criticizing the amount of nudity that was in the Sistine Chapel. So Michelangelo's response is that he painted him in next to the gates of hell with Ass's ears on and a snake biting his penis.

Now that's revenge. See, you don't have to bomb anybody. Just paint them with Ass's ears in your masterpiece. And a snake biting their dick. Also key. Next to the gates of hell.

Although some people might like to have snakes bite their dicks. I don't judge. Oh, really? It might be a thing. Not that I've encountered it, but... That's dangerous. Yeah, I might judge that.

And I love snakes. I used to have a snake. Those of you who know me know. I had two snakes, Eve and Eve too. Eve was copper color.

Yes, and had a checkerboard stomach. So she would fit right into this theme of copper and keffiye. Because the keffiye's are different colors, but mostly black and white. I guess that's traditional black and white.

And the copper is the back of the snake. And the checkerboard is the stomach. And that's for mating purposes. Nobody really sees the stomach except for the mate.

Or potential mate. I didn't know they rolled over for the intimate act. Oh, they roll in all different directions for the intimate act. Yeah, they intertwine and back up and kind of rise up and show each other their colors, baby.

They're markings. I'm learning so much about snake sex right now. They're sexual signals. So can I tell you a little story about Michelangelo?

Go right ahead. And how the Italians see Michelangelo. So I moved to Italy many years ago into a little small village. And I was looking for an apartment.

And so I met the owner of the apartment, a little Italian lady, probably Neapolitan, because she was about four feet, two inches. And she wore a black, totally black dress. And I said, I'm sorry to hear of your loss.

And the husband had died like 30 years before. And anyway, we walk up to this apartment. And I walk in and it's like the Sistine Chapel. It's beautiful.

There's fucking angels and little penises and balls and this and that. And clouds and clouds. And I turned around to her and I said, who painted this? And she says, the house painter.

I said, the house painter. I said, Michelangelo. He was one of the great house painters of his time. That's a true story.

Every painter could do that. But now we have lost that. And it was done with eggs. Yeah.

I've actually made that paint before. It's really amazing. Right? I used some of the same skills I used for CBT getting these egg yolks out.

Well, when I saw it, it was so fresh. I thought some guy had just been in there last week doing this shit. And she says, no, no, no. This is painted with egg paint.

And I said, OK. It's amazing. Yeah, amazing. And these are the skills we're losing now that we have screens.

Right. We've lost all of that. Yeah. We've lost it in printing.

For example, now we have five color process versus screens. But for each color, we have to have a screen. Or the plates. Multi-color letterpress.

I actually got a print from someone recently. She sends out these beautiful Christmas cards. And she's a master printer. She specializes in letterpress.

Her company's name is Modern Optic. But she prints on a 1960s Vander Cook. Look who's here. Hi Amy.

Hello guys. Say hi. Hi. Come on up here for a minute.

And then you can sort of sit with very small groups. So when gorgeous new gals come in, we got to say hi. Hi. Hi.

Happy 32nd wedding anniversary to me. And happy looking good to you. Thanks. How are you doing?

Good. Good. And I brought my friend Amy. That's Amy.

Hi Amy. Hi. Come on up here. Come on up here.

Hi Amy. Hi sweetheart. How are you? You already know my husband.

I'm not going to say now. Hey, hey, hey. It was just a deal. A deal?

A real estate deal. Right. But it's nice to meet you. Wonderful to meet you as well.

Yes. So you're very glittery. Thank you for dressing up for this. Of course.

Gorgeous occasion. And you're wearing one of our speakeasy Bonoboville microphones given to you by Captain Max, I think. And I'm actually wearing one too.

Mine is around my waist. We also have two wireless mics there. Yeah. And there's another one over there.

Yeah. We kind of award these microphones to very special people. We also award the Susie awards to very special people. We have a few people who are winners of Susie awards for 2023 this year.

Now you have to not be a Bonoboville staff member to win a Susie award. So unfortunately Dray didn't win one. No, she deserves one. But actually Fania won one.

Thank you. Right? You did. Hold it for a second and get your picture taken holding your award.

And you won for Best Spanking, which is very important because you took Captain Max's 80th birthday spanking. High spanked? I'm a finer gentleman.

Exactly. Spanking. So I had to spank. Oh right.

It was your birthday. It was your fucking pervert in the marriage. It's great. It's great to be called these names of endearment.

So I found a volunteer in Fania to accept 80, not too hard, but still, 80 spanks. So let's hear it for Fania. 80 spanks. Fania!

And one to grow on because Max has some growing to do. Not between his legs, but he's going to get taller I think. You have been getting taller because actually at your anniversary you were in a wheelchair and now you're walking around.

So you have gotten taller. You have grown. So thank you so much Fania for taking such a good birthday spanking. It wasn't even your birthday.

Thank you. You have a gorgeous stash. By the way, if you're looking for property anywhere in LA County or anywhere in the world, Fania is your dealer.

Hold up. Not your drug dealer. It's your real estate dealer. Look, she looks great.

You all look a beautiful. It's a beautiful. And she's a beautiful. And we're a beautiful.

And of course Rhiannon won an award. Actually she won two awards this year. And so we're going to have her come up and accept her award. But really Fania, I mean she takes a good spanking.

But she's really the greatest real estate agent. Multitalented. And honest. You are one of the greatest real estate agents in all of Southern California.

Oh, thank you. Yes, I am. You should get an award for that except nobody would appreciate that. She's a top agent in the world.

They wouldn't appreciate me giving a real estate. She's a superstar at so and so and so and so real estate. Right. Right.

But I give awards for spanking. What can I say? I also give awards for most well-rounded Kingster. Because as you can hear Rhiannon is very erudite.

I try. In terms of art and history. And also just so kinky. It's fantastic.

And always great for Bonoboville Communion and whipping Trump. Beating Trump, which is really what we got to do this year. Brothers and sisters. We got to beat Trump.

I know. I don't want to vote for Genocide Joe. I really don't. So that's why I keep pushing, pushing.

Jill, Dr. Jill. Can you please lick Joe's ice cream cone? Really good. And tell him we need a ceasefire.

Now. Rhiannon has won most well-rounded Kingster. I think for the 10th time, 9th time. Something sits up there.

I love my multiple Susie's. It's, it's, uh, it has good as multiple work asms. Yes. It is.

But it's also good to have a first prize of some sort. And it's never as good as the first time. That's what they say. But who says only one first time.

You never get to have a second first time. Chardé sings that. It's never as good as the first time. She was talking about pizza.

Right. But maybe also awards. So we also gave you an award for the first time. I'm trying to think of what it was.

I think it was Best Bonoboville Communion. I think so too. There was also a Best Stormy Daniels was won. But that was years ago.

That was strangely still relevant though. As Stormy Daniels. Stormy Daniels. Oh yeah, she has resurfaced in a big way.

She is now at the top of the charts for defeating Trump, who could have figured. But maybe it'll happen. He's up for hiding campaign funds.

And hush money. Yeah, porn stars aren't just good for fucking. Right. We're excited.

We kind of hope that this is what brings Trump down. You never know what will do it or if it will be one thing. But it would be great for the history books if it could say that a porn star brought down.

Brought him down. This pretender to the throne of the US presidency. I would be thrilled to see that as. Yes.

I want her to run for office kind of like Chicolina did in Italy. She should. Oh, Chicolina. She would definitely win.

La mia bella, Chicolina. Right, right. Congresswoman from Texas. Isn't she from Texas?

No, Chicolina. Chicolina. Italian. Stormy Daniels.

Oh, Stormy Daniels. We're talking about Stormy Daniels. She's from Rome. She's Roman.

She's Roman around. Great Renaissance masters, Michael, Angela, Donna, Tello, and Stormy Daniels. There are wandering Jews and then Roman Italians.

That's right. Power on. And I married a Roman Italian. This little wandering Jew married a handsome Roman Italian.

And he's kind of half smiling now. So would you show him on the monitor? Well, I don't have a piece of salami here, but I wanted a piece of salami.

Can somebody give me a piece of salami? All right. That'll be. Salami on demand.

A good Jewish Italian sacred food to have right now. Max is playing hide the salami in a way that is acceptable. Right. What'd you do with the salami?

Where's the salami? Okay. Right. Between your legs, honey.

Oh, thank you. Oh, you got it for me. Oh, okay. Thank you.

Okay. So first of all, what's happening in Israel is horrific. And now Iran is sending bombs. Talking about whores, it's horrific.

And, you know, I converted to Judaism because when I was a little kid, they told me I had to eat the body of Jesus. And I said, wait a minute. I don't want to eat nobody and nobody.

And then they brought back a little glass of wine. And they said, this is the blood. I said, excuse me. I'm out of here.

And so I converted to Judaism. And now this befalls me. And so I wasn't too good a Catholic boy. So I'm not too good a Jew either, but I'm a sensible Jew.

But I do eat the salami because that's in my genetic code. Is it kosher salami? Is it kosher? I'm glad it's not Balogna.

Everything has to be kosher nowadays because you have to pay the rabbi to come in and bless it. Anyway, thank you for joining us. This is a kind of different radio show.

We're not a poopy cast or a podcast or a fartcast. Yeah, we're a broadcast. Yeah, we're a podcast, if anything. Definitely a podcast.

Yeah, if anything. Abe said it first. Yeah, Abe said that. I went off a train.

I don't grow up. You invented that and Abe stole it for you? Yeah, you just saw it live on the FDR show. I love it.

Yeah. I wonder if somebody does that. Yeah, a podcast. A show on cannabis.

Yeah, we do a podcast. I mean, I thought I was hot for doing a show and calling it sex pot, all about how pot is such a great aphrodisiac. And can smooth over a lot of marital spats.

I come from the old days when they were called flower pots. Flower power. I'm a flower child. Didn't you have that?

I was. They had that, right? I used to dress like a flower child even though it was 2003. I was living in the 60s.

Never out of style. The 60s is about youth rebellion. And you're only as young as your sense of rebellion. Oh, and that, right?

You've got to rebel against this authority that keeps us caged. You've got to try to be cage-free. Like them chickens. Or a little rebellion.

That's right. I mean, we cage-free eggs, but are we cage-free? It means to get out of your mind. Right.

To get out of your mind because your mind has been polluted. It's been polluted. They put stuff in there. Right.

Yeah. A lot of people talk about out-of-body experiences. Out of mind. But really, that's kind of a myth.

You're always in your body until you go out of your body to the next life or to heaven or just to be food for the worms or hell right where that guy with the donkey ears was going. Anyway, until then, we're in our bodies,

but it is nice to be released from the prisons of our mind. Our body is not really a prison. Our body is useful to us. Great.

It feels good. It feels pain to warn us when there's a problem. But our minds can trap us in worry, in paranoia, in jealousy, in all these things that don't do a body good.

So, be cage-free. Release yourself from the constraints that your mind puts you under. Yeah. A lot of those constraints are sexual constraints.

Yeah, your body heals, but your mind can destroy. And there are also things that make you go to work every day in a factory and not be paid and pay more taxes than the guy that owns the factory. Okay?

Speaking of the guy who owns the factory, I think Trump overheard what you said about him and came to give you an anniversary gift. Oh, yeah.

There he is. It looks like he's developed a hair lip, though. Wait a second. Somebody should cure his hair lip.

Pull his lip out. What happened to your lip, Trump? Look at his lip. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, I mean, Trump with a hair lip is a little much. This man. Trump wants to give you these shoes. Shoes.

They look filthy. For career anniversaries, copper anniversaries. Oh, geez. Because, you know, he has no sense of color.

You know, these are kind of nicer than the actual Trump's. Right? These are our present. Oh, he has another present for you.

Wow. Trump, your hands must have grown. Look, Trump is trying to bribe us to support him. It must be a magnum of champagne.

He's giving me the champagne. No, it's a huge. It's Schramsburg. He gave you the small bottle to make his hands look bigger.

Oh, right. Of course. Of course. I was wondering why we got a baby bottle.

Right. You're always trying to look bigger than you are. Now your son makes you look perpetually small. That's what happens, right?

It's his revenge for Stormy Daniels. Oh, you are screwing and getting spanked by when he was just born. So, anyway, speaking of spanking, I think you need a spanking with the wedding book. Oh, yes.

You need to turn around and get over that stool, Trump. Look at the wedding book. Right. Come on.

Turn around. Bend over. We're going to give you a good wedding book spanking. We've got to move.

I'm trying to ask him. Oh, look at this. We get him to drop trowel. Oh, look, he's wearing a thong.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, this one is not on rumble. Okay. It's on rumble.

No, not this camera. And this is not live. This one is live. Okay.

We are going to now spank Trump. All right. But let's, okay. All right.

Oh. Because we have to beat Trump. Beat him. Do it.

The problem with Trump is he's... Harder. Give him 32. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17.

No, this is good. This is harder. The book is harder. I'm getting into this now.

Okay. So this is going to be 32 for 32 years of marriage. And also because we got to beat Trump in, like, real life. And because that's what we're devoting some of this 32nd

wedding anniversary to. Cease fire in Palestine. That's up to you, Joe. Just stop the flow of weapons and maybe we'll beat Trump.

Where are we at? 17? 18. 19.

20. 21. 22. 23.

It comes stand by us, Fania. Come on up here. She needs the moral support. You won the spanking award before you should be here.

You come supervise this. 24. Am I doing it too soft? 25.

26. 27. 28. Don't get any...

29. Are you hiding your face? Because otherwise we're just spanking a big guy with a big ass. Don't remove his head from the body, though.

Yeah. Head from the side. And why don't you stand there behind him so that it stays like that. So it looks like we are spanking Trump and not just some random guy in an ill-fated

fitting suit. 32. This is gone for it now, buddy. Lucky you.

Can we send him back for a refund? Okay, well, you know, we're going to stay married a lot longer. A lot longer. So this is what our studio looks like.

If you've ever seen a studio like this in a radio, you let me know. All right. Let's hear it for beating Trump. Thank you very much to our Trump surrogate, Timbo.

Get out of here and don't come back and don't go in our White House. And go lose some more. He is a big loser. Big loser.

Loser Trump. We did a whole show about Loser Trump. I guess when he lost. There we go.

Hey, you know we're new to rumble. Hi, rumble. Well, wait a minute. There's a lot of trumpos on the rumble.

That's true. Yeah. So we're here. We're blood red, cold lefties.

We are lefties. Yeah. We're lefties. That's true.

And Trump is definitely a rightie at this point. And we're here to have a discussion with you. But a different kind of discussion just as our studio is different. But our problem with Trump is not because he's right wing exactly.

Because he's a loser. Well, yeah. The selection. He's lost the last election.

He's losing himself. And we've known him for so long. Like even before we were married. I knew him from when I was a little kid.

We knew what a loser he was. In Montclair, New Jersey. And how he needed to rip people off to just keep going. How he needed to rip people off.

So anyway, aside from that, forget that he's an idiot. Forget all of that. The guy is, there's something wrong with him. Okay.

There's something wrong with him. He's a narcissist. Yeah. Yes.

But also if you want your rights taken away, you got to talk to this guy because he wants to be a dictator. A dictator. Right.

What is a dick? What is that? That's the worst kind of dick there is. What is a tater?

That's it. And he wants to pass laws that bring us back, puts the women back in the kitchen masturbating on the washing machine. Okay.

Well I like masturbating on washing machines. Yeah. It's kind of fun. That's what they use.

It's about the only thing I like doing with washing machines. Do we have washing machine masturbation without Trump is really what I think we need to be working towards. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Trump, Trump, you go, you go beat yourself. See, he's going to go beat himself now. Go beat yourself, go to your room. Okay.

I tied him to a post outside. Oh, he's outside in the rain. Cool. Great.

And see, it would be so easy. We wouldn't have to devote precious time of our 32nd wedding anniversary to even talking about this narcissistic, fascistic, white supremacist, slobbering, lying, scoundrel, con artist, clown, carnival barker, except that the Democratic Party is not really defeating

him, not really beating him. That's why we had to do that beating just now. We have to show them what to do. Genocide Joe.

Democrats are much too fine to really beat the enemy. Fuck you, man. No, you'd rather bomb the enemy, right? A little beating would be good.

A little yelling, maybe. Hey, we do that. We do that. We do yelling.

We do yelling. Just a few minutes ago, you might have heard. You play yelling? There was a little interchange.

I'll play Janet Yellen. She cut me off. This is talk rage. You know, there's...

I was talking and doing... And then this other car pulls into my lane. I'll shut up. Then when I stop, then you don't want to talk.

Well, right. Then I stop. I get insulted. You two are acting like an old married couple.

We are. Oh. But today's the first day of our marriage. And we got tomorrow and after tomorrow and after tomorrow.

Until God comes and gives you a fucking heart attack. Then you're gone. And we're each other's witness. Witness, right.

To our lives, the good, the bad, the in-between. We're there. It's really remarkable to have a witness. Even if they get mad at you just for talking.

It's nice. Makes you live longer too. That they're there. It's like having a dog.

Right. It does. That's what it says. Actually what it says is it makes men live longer.

It does, right? Women not so much. No, women not so much. I didn't take...

Yeah, right. It's a... We have issues, I guess. But men definitely.

They're catching up. But I don't think we have the issues. It's like this heteropatriarchy that is kind of what shortens our lifespan in that situation. Right.

Well, we helped to create it. And yet the real problem is male or female politicians on the take, brothers and sisters. That is the real problem. That really is.

And that's why we're in this genocide. I don't think people, not Americans, don't want to be bombing the crap out of civilians, children. I'm not going to speak for the Israelis. Have you ever heard that song Bombs Over Bagged?

That was a big hit. Right. In the, like, two thousand? Yeah, I watched that whole...

Yes. Yes. Yeah. I watched it more on television.

I think we've been, like, we like it a little bit. On television? Right. That's true.

Watch the genocide on television right now. Dre is right in the sense that Americans like their war porn. Of course. Of course.

And that's what it is, brothers and sisters. That's why you got to jump out of your cage. They do all this legislative thing against regular porn. Right.

But really, what is flooding our non-cage-free minds is war porn. War porn. War porn. Whether it's images of death and destruction.

Every two minutes you see a dead baby now. Or weapons. If we didn't like it, then why would we have a bunch of movies? Oh, you love it.

You love it. That's what you've been taught to love. You know, sell out tickets, whatever it's called. I don't know if we like it so much as we're just into it.

Like one of those fetishes that you're like, I don't know why I'm into this. Well, same thing with killer. We're very fascinated with killers. Like we have a bunch of killer documentaries snapped.

Right. So what we're here for is not just to analyze that. We're here to counteract that. Because some people believe that.

And other people believe another thing. I certainly do. No, wait a minute. Because we've all been impregnated with the ideas of our foremothers, forefathers, the snakes,

the animals, the history. Who don't entertain. So you believe that. But I respect that.

Just stay off my fucking lawn. It's not that I respect it. I get it. As a few guests of ours who were here a few weeks ago said, I empathize.

I understand. I find guns and weapons sexy too. I find uniforms sexy. I don't find the actual death and destruction sexy.

But I do find it kind of fascinating, riveting, horrific. And I cry and it's just very involving. But what I want to do, what I've been doing since I was a little girl, and what in part drew me to Captain Max is the fervor of anti-war,

of make love not war. It's something we have in common. We didn't want to kill people. Well, we didn't want to kill people and we didn't want to watch the killing of people.

Even if it is interesting. That's more modern. I mean, I watched Desert Storm. I watched that.

Well, that's what drew us together. Right. We were bombing other countries. What are we doing?

Bombing other countries. These guys got, they ain't got shoes and were worried. Their missiles only go a half mile. Do you remember?

I remember. Do you remember? Do you remember? When we first got together, you invited me to drink and we sat in these big chairs.

And you said you'd like to do a project with me. Maybe some kind of audio tape. Oh, would I like to do that? And I went, oh, yes.

And it was very sexy, our meeting. We were flirting and communicating desire. And I knew you had just moved out of your apartment with your now ex-wife. And you'd gotten yourself a little corporate apartment.

And I kind of wanted to check it out. And also I was interested in making an audio tape. We'd done a few audio experiences together. Done some radio shows, some soap salons, right?

We did some really fun. First broadcast on the internet? Not the internet. This was regular radio, but later first broadcast on the internet.

We were on regular radio. This was 1990. We were friends since 1986. I was on pirate radio.

And then in 1991, you asked me to make an audio tape. And I just was like, sure, whatever. No, I just really wanted to do it. And then we found out about Desert Shield.

Oh, yes. Bush the Elder was amassing troops in Saudi Arabia to avenge Kuwait against Saddam Hussein, who was being painted at the time as Hitler. Not a nice guy, very mafioso, killed a lot of people, but so do all these leaders.

And we were just like, oh, no, oh, no, what is going on? Are we going to have a war? I mean, we hadn't had a big war for a while, right? And we'd both been anti-war in a big way in the Vietnam War.

Suddenly we're amassing troops in the desert. And so what did we do as our audio tape? We did an audio tape called Desert Susan. And we did it on cassette.

And we sent it to 400 generals and officers of the United States Army. And it's all about why are you here? What's happening to you? Wonderful one night to be in the studio.

And this guy from the military comes up and says, thank you so much for Desert Susan. Yeah. That's amazing. And I went like, then sometimes people, why do you do that?

Because of that. Because I was able just to touch the universe. You know, to be grateful. Anyway, cool.

Really quite a show. It was, yeah. And you can still listen to it. It's at drsusanblock.com slash desert-susan.

Somebody's at the door. And so we had a very romantic time working on it, playing with it. And it was one thing. She was sitting next to me.

She was sitting on this side. I was sitting on that side. And then, you know, we're in a very small studio. So our fingers touched.

Like this. And when that happened. I noticed he had big, soft, strong hands. The opposite of Trump.

And not that I was with Trump. But I just kept dancing with his hands and fell in love. Our hands fell in love first. And then my feet fell in love with Max's hands.

That's what happened. Yes. And the feet said everything's okay. See, this is the reason we say sometimes you got to get out of your mind and into your

hands, your feet, your genitals, something else than your mind. Because we're all so in our mind. We big-brained animals. We humans.

That's all that separates us from the rest of the animals is... Well, our penis size sometimes. Our penis is a little different. But a lot of parts are a little different.

But our brain is so big. And our brain really... How come your brain is so big and my not? Well, look at this big hat.

Yeah. Right? All the hair has to cover it. I love this woman.

Okay? Aww. Thank you. She's good.

She is total and beautiful insanity. Oh. See, it's a caveat right here. You don't say I'm an angel.

I believe in angels. I'm insanity. Angels are boring. They don't have any genitals.

Did Michael Angelo's angels have genitals? I think they're all draped. But by biblical definition, angels are genderless. And they're also a ball of eyes if you are literal about it.

But the statues have dicks hanging out right in the room. The statues like David. Oh yeah. But you know, David's not explicitly an angel.

Look who's here speaking of angels. An angel has just entered the room. Hello. Here she is with copper colored hair for our copper anniversary.

Do you want to see you guys' cake I made? Not yet. After this show, come over here more. More.

Come on up here. Come on, you're here in the middle of the show. Oh, wow. Look at this.

I spent all day on this. So beautiful. Lots of chocolate. I tried to make it romantic.

And strawberries. It's very romantic. Wow. Chocolate and strawberries.

My pretty baby. Yeah, Starling, tonight I will have strawberries. How are you doing, sweetheart? You can eat some of this.

Where are you? Can we see her? Can we see her? Can we see her?

There she is. Right there. And look, she really does have copper colored hair. Beautiful.

For the copper anniversary. Beautiful. It turned a little bit strawberry. It looks nice.

Yeah, it's nice. I have more copper in my hair. Still blonde, but kind of copper. My hairdresser is Mark Brown.

Any of my beauty is due to Mark. Also the fact that my hat keeps falling off is due to Mark. But here is Amor Hilton. Hello.

Look at you in this big, beautiful dress. It's beautiful because it's see-through at the bottom. It's very sexy and spankable. It's the Trump spanking.

Well, how does it spank him again? Oh, no, we might have to. Yeah, so he would do that for you. Oh, your hands are cold.

It's so freezing. I know. I'm like defrosting. I know.

We really appreciate all of you. You know, because we are like constantly together, but no couple is an island. And so we love Bonoboville.

Thank you all for coming out in the rain. In the rain. And those of you who are on the list and are not here, I said you were coming.

Right. But this is awkward to wear in the rain. A little bit. Yeah, a little bit.

You would wear something like this in the rain. It was special for this occasion. So I was like, you know, we got it still, dude. It's see-through at the bottom.

And I went, hey, that's pretty cool. Very nice. Very nice. You look much more lovely.

Well, I am the broad. You are the broad. We are sort of like black and white. This is the groom.

Can we still use that word? Groom? Yeah. Right?

I don't know. Yeah. Everybody's calling people groomer as an insult. Or horse groomer.

Yeah. Actually, I called Zuck the Cuck a groomer as an insult. I did. I said that he grooms all of us on Facebook and Instagram,

on metasites, to invest so much of our hearts and souls and communications and reputation and activity into metasites. We're groomed. And we're groomed to invite all of our friends and relatives

and colleagues to communicate over metasites and then doom deactivation. That is what happened to us. And that is why we have taken Mark Zuckerberg,

the groomer, to arbitration. And arbitration date is June 26. It's a Wednesday. And we're going to protest metas, unfair practices.

They have many unfair practices. And really, ultimately, illegal. It takes away from human rights. And really, ultimately, dehumanizing.

Dehumanizing, totally. It is AI that is ultimately at fault, because Mark is busy working out and getting ready for... Or our showdown by taking Jiu Jitsu, right?

He thinks he's going to beat me in the ring, right? But really, I'm taking him to arbitration where hopefully justice will prevail. And in any case, he's so busy working on his body

and trying to free his mind down about how many feet? Oh, it's like 500 feet down. If it goes a little further, he'll break into the ocean and they're all drowned.

I'm not going to wish it on him. But right now, AI does all his thinking. All of his work is being done by AI. But he pays lawyers to defend the bots.

And that is who we're going to face in arbitration on June 26. The bots. And if you succeed in beating us there, then I will come after you for defamation. I will come after you for whatever I can.

Look me up sometime. Take a look. Fuck you. You don't do that to me or her.

You don't do it to anyone. You don't take away people's rights because you're a fucking corporation. See, my prince is a fighter. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

I don't know, yeah. But you like to fight. Really. Plus, you know, I'm no guy.

Right. It's that old age where you do something to old people. You're nonviolent, but you like a fight. I like a good fight.

See, I'm always like, no, no, I don't want to fight. Let's make love. Let's make kink, not war. Make love, not war.

Make kink. You know, and this war is kinky regardless. As Dre was saying, there's a lot of war porn and a lot of war kink. This 32nd wedding anniversary is dedicated to peace on earth

and pleasure for all. And ceasefire now in Palestine. And right now, so I hear, as I was putting on my lipstick, that Iran is bombing the land they call Israel.

I'm not sure if it's really happening, but sometimes they say it and it's not really happening. Sounds like the Italian mafia or something. You bomb me, I bomb you.

But I think it's happening because they did bomb the Iranian embassy. Okay, Dr. Susan. In Syria. Oh, someone's speaking to me.

No, no, no. I thought somebody had a... I did. They sent 300 drones, Iran did, to Israel recently,

and they have countered most of them. Right. So... That's our dome there.

Yeah, we just... American generals reported that about half an hour ago. Oh, the American generals reported that. Yeah, it happened about six hours ago,

but we just got the news about half an hour ago. So honestly, I'm glad to hear that they've thwarted most of them. I don't want anybody to be hit by bombs, but the Palestinians can't thwart the Israeli bombs.

That's a real problem. So instead of thwarting bombs, which is very expensive to send the bombs and thwart the bombs,

a lot of expense on all accounts, and nobody's having any sex. People are getting off on war porn, but nobody's having sex.

And all that is necessary is to stop the bombs. Make love not war. Drop bras, not bombs. Whoo!

Which I don't think we can do on the Rumble Channel. And I think it's not about the money. It's not about the bombs that you're selling your soul. Right.

You're selling your soul. You're becoming... Fania has something to say about that. Okay.

Go right ahead. Go right ahead. Go right ahead. Well, good.

I didn't want to interrupt. Thank you for fielding the call. No, you're not interrupting. She fielded the call.

I know you saw how I got in trouble for interrupting, so go ahead. So I've kind of been following the last couple of months, like everything going on.

Like, honestly, I'm trying not to so much right now, so I don't stress. But I was just curious, have you heard about the Red Hefner sacrifice, which signals the breaking down the dome?

The Hefner? Is that somehow related to Playboy? Oh, the Red Heifer. Yes, there's a Red Heifer sacrifice.

What is it? A cow? They're supposed to find a blemish-free Red Heifer. This is in some biblical prophecy.

2000 years ago. And this is what drives me nuts, that people are bombing the smithereens out of other human beings. Not to mention all the Heifers out there,

and I'm not trying to insult any people. Yeah, please. But no, I'm talking about real Heifers, and there aren't any blemish-free ones.

They haven't found one. No. There are all kinds of beautiful animals and plants that are being killed along with the humans.

But yes, there's a biblical prophecy that they have to sacrifice. But that's cool. A Red Heifer who is blemish-free for the Moshiach to appear.

As long as they don't do it on my fucking lawn. By the way, we had our orgasms to start our 32nd wedding anniversary. So that's one reason I don't care if we fight.

It's okay. We already did that. But we could do it again. That would be nice, huh?

Would that be nice? Get into the camera. You're moving all the way over there. And there's no camera there.

No, I'm okay. No, no. I'm looking at the head strawberry there. He's masked, and then these are all his people.

I keep leaning over to you, and you keep leaning over. Yeah. But anyway, one thing we do feel, and it has its downside,

but you should make orgasms a part of a good romantic marriage. I mean, I'm all for asexual rights, right? And if you both agree, you're going to have an asexual marriage. I guess you can have food-gasms.

But if you like orgasms, or if your partner likes sex, you should have your orgasms. And best to do it early in the anniversary. Just in case there is conflict mid-anniversary,

and then you will not just feel sexually deprived, you would feel just totally deprived. So in this case, yeah, we did it. I actually had a huge orgasm,

but you know, it's funny. As you get older, I think your orgasms get bigger. I don't know. What do you think out there?

So no, clitoral orgasms absolutely for me. Well, that's what I'm talking about. I squirt more than I did when I was younger, for sure. I'm certainly not talking about vaginal orgasms,

which I think are as much a myth as the blemish-free red heifer. Honestly, clitoral. They're always clitoral. You might have an orgasm with a nice penis inside of you,

but that is certainly a wonderful thing and happens, and doesn't happen enough, and it's great. But you have it through your clitoris, through it being rubbed by something,

or it was just rubbed before you did it, and you were on the verge, and then you do it. Or you've got a vibrator. They've got all these friendly couple vibrators

to put in between you. Or your fingers in between you, just to do that little misclity to make sure you have that orgasm.

But it's important to have orgasms, right, honey? Yes, very important. Thank you. That was the right answer.

Yes. Do you have anything more to say about that? No, no, no, no, no. Okay, you want to change subject?

No, no, no, go ahead. Oh, more about orgasms. Well, I think it's a good idea to have it early. Sometimes you have it twice.

We had twice for Valentine's Day. Okay, so what I think is really important here, these people do not want for you to have pleasure. These people.

Yeah, these people that own everything that you do. Right. Okay, because this whole thing is only owned by a few people. Exactly.

Okay, so you can't go to the market without enriching the people that are oppressing you. It's kind of strange. A lot there.

And there is a balance. And one of the fun little things, most people think that Sweden is socialist. It's not.

It's totally capitalist. But the capitalist decided, wait a minute, if they come storming my castle,

I'll be fucked. So they decided, like my ancestors, he says you don't pay insurance to insure your stuff. You pay the thief in town.

And you're done. To me it makes sense. It's pretty simple. But we've made it very complex.

That's what the Goodfellas is all about. So don't sell your soul. Don't be bombing fucking people. Especially fucking people.

Isn't that awful to think that some of the people that have been bombed in this bombardment could have been fucking. Fucking goes on in all different situations.

An army that steals lingerie. I'm saying this because I converted to Judaism, so I can say this. I'm not anti-anything.

An army that is putting panties in. I forgot mine. From dead women that they've just killed. Right.

By the way, you know what the kefir reminds me of? A talis. A Jewish, old man, kind of, tassled talis.

It's interesting how that's very similar. And that was worn in Europe. So it's not one of the many things that Zionist culture has stolen

from Palestine. It just sort of happens that there's different scarves. Right, appropriated is another way to put it. So mostly they've appropriated foods

like falafel and baba ganoush. And speaking of food and food porn, we have Amor's strawberry cake. You have to see this.

32nd anniversary extravaganza. If you want to join my Instagram group, I have Amor's recipes. Okay, there you go.

Amor's recipes. Well, come up here and tell us how we're supposed to eat this. Would you? To be honest, I'm not quite sure.

I was like, whatever is the least. Let's just watch you eat some of it. Can we have some napkins? Napkins, please.

Okay, somebody get napkins. No, I'm not me. Oh, there we go. Matches.

There's some almonds in the chocolate. Okay, almonds in the chocolate. Nobody allergic to nuts should eat them. What's happening here?

You're going to have one for yourself. I want to watch you eat it so I know how. Fanya, you're going to hold the microphone. Now you're going to show us how to eat the strawberry.

There's Amor Hilton speaking to the microphone. I think it would be in a really cute way if we're doing it my way, right? Right. Let's see this.

It's just a strawberry. It's just a strawberry. I do say so myself. I'm pretty good.

It's more than just a strawberry. It's a sex toy in Amor's mouth and in Fanya's mouth. That's very nice.

It's very yummy. I think I'm ready now to feed one to Captain Max. Can we move this? No, I'm smoking right now.

You seem to want it so much. No, I'm smoking right now. Oh, he's smoking right now. Please.

Well, maybe I'll just take it. You, that's it. I was saving the big papa one for you guys. The big papa.

That's the papa. Okay, we'll save that for Papa Max. I think you guys should feed each other a strawberry. The chocolate.

I would do that. I don't know if he would, we'll see. But I think you should direct. You don't know how many times in my life people have said,

I bet you he won't eat the strawberries with the chocolate on it. But you have to eat the one that I feed you. Ooh, that's true. No, no, no, I don't want one right now.

You were looking at it like you wanted to. No, no, no, I'm going to have some. I bet he will have it when I'm not feeding it to him. Max, please, for me, I made it for you.

I'm going to, but could you give me the fucking strawberry? Move it to him. Okay, here we go. Here we go.

I'm not a dog. Hold on. Okay, he took a lick. He doesn't want to take a bite while I'm holding it.

Oh, y'all. Okay, but he will. Because he's my prince. Yay!

Max took a bite. Here, you want the rest? Yeah, thank you. And you want another one?

I think they're pretty delicious. I like them, mom. That's all that matters. Should I have the big one?

I have this great produce place in Burbank, so they were super fresh. I know it's not strawberry season in California, but these are pretty succulent,

I have to say. And she makes a lot of them. And this is from Amor's cooking Halfordies Yaks recipes.

Amor's recipes. Yeah, join my Instagram group. Much better than those other Hilton's, let me tell you.

Duh. And much better than those other Amor's. She is the goddess of love. One of the best Susie in the world.

And the best Maxie in the world. And speaking of best, be best. Be best.

You won a Susie award. I did? For best Barbie.

That's amazing. That's so cute. Thank you. That's right.

And you really did look like Barbie the last time you were here. You were blonde hair. And pink. And pink marionette outfit.

Right, you look so Barbie. You remember that moment? And so now you look much more... And now I'm official.

Veronica Lake or something, I'm not sure. But very sexy. Thank you. Copper for 32nd wedding anniversary.

It looks very copper. You'll hold your... Beautiful Susie award with its condom hat

for a picture. Nice. More Hilton brothers and sisters. Thank you mommy and my Maxie daddies.

Love you. And it comes with the condom, yeah. Yes it does. We have a

safe sex trophy. But you have to give it back after the show. And it also has wings

like Eros or Amor. Eros is Amor in Roman.

You know I never liked the Roman translation of Cupid. What is it? I like Amor. Cupid is

Eros. That's literally what it means. Yeah. Eros. See

the Greeks came up with Eros. Actually the first Eros was the beginning of life. Eros

breathed the breath of life into all creatures. But then Eros became a sexy young guy

with an arrow who had sex with his mother. Eros was a bit of a mother fucker. Yeah.

Aphrodite was his mother. That's where that turn came from. Okay. Well you could say.

The set looks great. Socrates. The set looks great. It certainly does.

Looking at the studio. Why are you looking at that beautiful woman next to you? I'm looking at all of it. I've got all kinds of beautiful people.

I'm part of the studio. So I take it as a compliment. It's very colorful. And I know that no one has a studio like this.

Not to my knowledge. You do a lot of shows. I've never seen. It's very nice.

Would anyone else like an amorable, adorable strawberry? Who wants to try a strawberry?

Move the strawberries along. I've never had a damn cookie been in the fridge. Don't eat this one. This one I've been eating.

No, just bite it. On camera would be preferable. Just pull it out. Not the whole cookie.

You could have the cookie too. I thought it was the whole cookie. That's a true thing. She's also a similar type of chef.

Which one do I want? I think you got to pull it out by the strawberry. By the bottom. Really got to pull this out.

It's like in a testicle. You could eat it on camera. I wouldn't know anything about that. I would appreciate that.

It would be fun for the folks at home. Now what's under here? A cookie? Susan?

What's under this? A cookie? How do we cut it? Just to test it.

A cookie cake. That's a more. A more needs to figure that out. Or help you with that.

And while she's helping you with that. Where is Scott? Scott should come up here. And let's talk about the old old days.

Have a seat. The old days. Everybody here in a way is from the old days. Because we used to do

Bacchanal's bodacious bountiful Bacchanals. Speaking of Bacchus.

And we've been doing them for years. And some of the biggest ones were back in like 2006.

I think you're right. And Scott Web here. Famous lighting designer.

Award winning. You should get a Susie award. But you haven't been here this year. This is only for people that are around this year.

But you should get an award for all the great lighting you've done. But also you directed several of our shows. Shows and he's directed

several other shows. Some big shows lately. Which is kind of exciting. It's kind of exciting I guess.

We had a great time. It's been a long time. That's when I saw your anniversary. I said I'd come see you all.

Thank you for coming by. I think we go back to like 2006. Talk into the mic.

2006. Maybe even 2005. It's been a day or two.

Because we were remembering when we had the beautiful late great Jessica

James on the show the first time. We had her on like five times. But she was on for the first time

when we did a mid summer nights wet dream. A real take off

on Shakespeare really took off. We had the ass and everything. We had it all.

And you were part of that. You were part of so many shows. How do you look back on that period? Great memories.

We had a good time. It was a pleasure working with everyone and the shows were absolutely out of control.

They were fun. And large attendance as I remember too. I'm watching them now.

I watch them at night on the midnight theater. And I look and I watch these shows and I go oh my god.

They came out pretty well. People would laugh at me and make fun of me.

Pretty good time. I had a great time. I'm just glad to be here tonight. It's a happy anniversary to both of you.

It's very nice to have you guys here. Maybe we won't be such a stranger. I'll have to come by more often. Beautiful girls behind you.

What more could you ask? There you go. Where's Lisa? Hi Lisa.

Right Lisa. This is the old school. I feel like we have several levels of bonobos here right now.

We do. We have different eras. Even relatively small group. So Lisa you had just gotten with us

in like 2008. I was hired October 2008. I left I believe either February

or March of 2012. We were at the Pico building when I first started. I helped them with the move

from Pico to Alameda and Olympic. And honestly when I started the shows were very small.

They were very small. Very intimate. I believe we had our first real person who stayed after which was April Flores.

I love her. She was writing around the house. What did they call that? She was so awesome.

April Flores. A beautiful husband. We had the rickshaw. Somehow we made it.

I just want to say RIP to her wonderful husband. Amazing. He was always part of her appearances.

And she was riding the rickshaw with us. Rickshaw we took pictures. Somehow we had her stay after

and it was like a little after party and it was so much fun. And I think we saw like a spark like what we can do during the show

and then after the fact. So Dr. Suzie would give me a list. Hey we have this girl, this girl, this girl interested in coming in.

I'm sorry woman performer. Dr. Suzie would give me a list of these women. Call them. Get them on the show.

Let's do it. And that's what I did. I made that call. Invited them over. And the trick was this. This was the trick.

We would ask them what kind of drink they would like. What kind of music. Listen, listen. Sounds like grooming to me.

Because it was all great. We had them whatever music you like you want a certain appetizer. And it was great.

What we would do would be feature people usually women sometimes couples occasionally

single guys and quite a few trans people and we would try to cater to them

to open up mentally physically to have a good time on the show.

We did a show in which we talked to them we'd say what do you like to do do you want to show us

and very often since they were in the sex field.

Maybe a porn star maybe an escort or a writer they would write these erotic books

maybe an erotic artist maybe a musician I don't know if you remember Orgasmical

the great musician who performed naked I'll give you all my body

but if you want my soul work it out We even had clown porn at some point.

Right we had all different I remember that Erotic performers we had different clown porn

factions that's how much we had clown porn we had Dick Chibbles who was one faction who was very political

kind of like Trump but I love him he was just a sweetheart Dick Chibbles he was great

and he loved sex and porn and he had a gorgeous wife I don't know if he still has her daisy I remember he was on one of our

masturbation month shows Happy Masturbation Month What's your background I was on this show talking about

masturbation he was riding the monkey rocker as riding him or maybe she was sucking him

while riding the monkey rocker this is all not happening right now rumble okay this is in the past

and by the way we did get releases from everybody of course we were doing things

that were so conscientiously and rigorously consensual

before consent was a thing it was on the cusp of being a thing but because we're kind of a women run group

and also run by a prince as well we really emphasized people wanting

to do whatever they were doing especially on camera occasionally something would happen in the bathroom that we didn't know about and everyone would scream and cry

we've had a few bad incidents but I would say one one hundredth of what happens at a regular bar yeah okay

and on the show I don't even know I don't think ever did we have a problem on the show we always were

scrupulous about people being happy with what they were doing not getting hurt

not getting hurt unless they really wanted to or they had a Trump mask on which indicated they really wanted to and we find out earlier

like what can you stand we did things that I don't think you see and I don't watch a tremendous amount of porn

but I watch a little bit of porn I'm talking about regular porn I don't see it I don't see that level of

bacchanal I certainly see humor I certainly see creativity and certainly eroticism

and intelligence I see a lot of this why thank you happy 32nd wedding anniversary

or I should say and let's have a better applause now happy 32nd

wedding anniversary everything you've been through you guys are amazing and I love you guys

awww thank you Lisa well you're part of our amazingness like I said no couple is an island we are

so together so much and we obviously fight openly it's healthy

I think it's healthy tell the people we're a role model right here I'm Italian I talk very loud

sometimes and people don't like that so speaking of fighting unfortunately I need to depart because I have to get up

early to fight the power tomorrow oh the power fight the power unfortunately yeah so

support unions especially unions with sexy people in them well my goodness Rhiannon thank you so much for joining us

you're very welcome to pleasure I'm sorry we couldn't do bonoboville communion no we gotta go this so what do you mean we gotta go

she has to go but you just said we gotta go well we gotta go wow he's in the mood

she's confusing me that's one thing here's me guessing we gotta go where are we going I'm so excited

she's going what is this a price tag no what is that that's her priceless tag Rhiannon has to go because you're getting up for what

you have to tell us what you're getting up for I have to get up to go to a very important union function where we vote on getting better deals when we strike

yay so that's really cool very good so my job is a union rep go bonobo's union

so happiest of anniversaries I love and appreciate you both thank you I'm sorry I didn't

get to do bonoboville communion with your beautiful boobs I'm sorry too rain check rain check

well it is raining it is so I guess next time all right they'll have to be a next time

I think your hubby would be okay is that okay hubby said okay

okay well thank you and Tim for joining us happy anniversary

thank you and providing up to the minute reports on the bombing or droning which is a kind of bombing

come on it's just cowardly bombing really it's bombing although there is droning without bombing

actually there's droning with filming actually one of our bonobos absolutely learning how to do that

and we have a drone camera I have a drone too do you like to use it yeah it's good it's nice

shoot movies not people make sense to me I mean shoot movies not guns

is more specific because people you could be shooting a movie shoot films not guns

and drop bras not bombs but I don't think we can drop bras on rumble

maybe we could bring out the cake I mean we have the amore cake maybe on gunwood

am I done with scott you know what I'm not ready to say goodbye to scott but I guess

either way I'm fine wouldn't you like some cake would you like a strawberry yeah I really really did

you have to pull it out hard yeah there you go okay good yeah nice

alright see we have to write a recipe but not on on facebook we have

a site called the chef are you talking in a saute voce for a reason recipes and recommends things but it tells you

what foods poison you he just wants to tell you about your health also while you're eating without

you eat spaghetti you get to eat strop yeah your eyes are so bloody right

so cute amore amore hilton brothers and sisters hello

a beautiful copper haired woman there's a microphone right here I'm sorry mom I'm out of time

but she wasn't talking on it it's like what good is it if she's using it as a dildo which I know you were doing

I know which I pretty much was just hanging in my head right so if that's the case you got to pull it out

when you're going to talk that's fine to use it as a dildo while we're talking oh it popped out you should feel good as much as possible

but also be awake I'm not saying woke although it's related

I was just freezing I'm finally getting warmed up and I'm feeling good again and you're hot right I really

am appreciative of you coming in the rain oh it actually wasn't too too bad later on it was

I think worse during the day right it was coming down pretty heavy at least in Burbank right and it was coming down

pretty heavy you could hear it on everywhere everyone's kind of screaming over each other but I was like no I have faith at all like die down

and it did I manifested it oh well you can do that you're good at that

you're very magical I'm trying to think which ones to show this is the classic one would you want to hold it

a more should you hold the wedding album like maybe right here like in between us

you could hold it and just turn pages either way or max can turn pages no I'm just looking at myself

this is me when I was in the Italian mafia I was a marry in the mob I was a movie and I took care of all of this

here we are eating cake which is what we're about to do so we're really excited this is kind of cool but

you're holding this and being our Hollywood daughter oh look at that one

oh wow here we are dancing we're snuggling and these are my block

relatives yes and they're dancing the horror which is this

Yiddish dance that they do and they were having a good time marrying me off

you know they were jealous oh my gosh look we have the headshot handsome prince

I was marrying and as I said earlier my bangs were cut by an evil hairdresser I think they actually

look fantastic well okay but my hairdresser agrees that he is much better I believe he is much better than this

but well I manage it's the flowers they're beautiful and the husband is so handsome

and he looks angry he looks like he's mad at me right he's smiling now though yeah he looks good

right he does we both look good here what are you feeling us up feeling us up

when we were younger when we got married 32 years ago here we are eating cake we just saw that one

okay so aww how cute me and Max's niece

Jovanella who was 5 years old when we did this dance

and it was her first wedding I think certainly where she was a flower girl she was a major flower girl

she had a big role now I'm your flower and she played it very well right she's a flower child

like we are and she danced with me at the end and then Max is looking at me at the end

wearing his yarmulke and is this the last picture I think so so now you can go from the beginning where you see

mama here's my mom but she's so pretty now I know where you got it from

yeah that's my mom beautiful yes and this is me with

two rabbis I wonder how these two rabbis would feel right now

to see me sitting here wearing a kafia I was literally about to ask you

a question I was like oh what were you literally about to ask me I was like they're such cute you know gay rabbis

I thought that was awesome wow you thought they were gay they look like a couple they could be a little bit

well they're separate rabbis I thought they were holding hands but they got along for my wedding

and you mean these two oh that's Max and his brother for using the two rabbis

sorry Max sorry rabbis the skies is white guys

this is Max and his brother this is me and the two rabbis Rabbi Cain and Rabbi

oh and that's that's Max though that's not Rabbi Wolpe he's there somewhere but that's Sharon my matron of

honor's daughter and then there's Max and his brother and that's and now that's that

well we got to move along unless did you want to say something about that because you're not turning the page no no I'm not

I'm looking I'm watching that's my this is fun to watch late cousin Jeffrey and my late mother

I love both there's my living brother and me walking out

and that's my beautiful bride looking like her late yes she looks beautiful Scott is leaving

well okay but thank you for the memories yeah please please okay thank you

look at this 32 is very cool oh look at this now this is great who's holding that oh Dre

okay and here is the classic wedding shot this is a great shot actually with the 32 behind Amor and you and me it looks like

Amor really is our daughter I remember that we were kissing under the hoopla here and we were kissing

and kissing and then your mother comes along and says that's enough oh yes we were kissing

under the hoopla and everybody's like what are they doing this is during the wedding there's a moment you may kiss the bride

right it's like your chance to take out in front of a bunch of people

this is all the females in my wedding party and your family

right and I had everybody wear white so they didn't have to buy a bridesmaid's dress they could kind of all be brides

and wear wedding dresses so they kind of were and then this is

the entire wedding party and this is my favorite picture

I think which is all the men in the wedding party Max and his brother and my brother

and all my cousins my male cousins is that old school or what morning suits

they're in morning suits and Max and his brother are in double breasted tuxedos

and they're all sitting together and talk about a mafia picture this picture

looks like the mafia right here okay

alright I have a family right the men's picture

yeah he's not certified well Max is very serious this is my

he's he's grateful but look at this shit you look great in that wedding Max

they all look great that's the thing my brother Max his brother Charlie

and my cousin Tommy my cousin Elliot my cousin

Jeffrey my late cousin and Jose our friend yeah I think we saw these

so I think we're done with Dr. Suzy and Max we saw our wedding

I mean we're being very open with you April 12th 1992

and through thick and thin you saw a little of the thick and the thin I'm not sure which is good or bad I don't know

guys are so thick you're thin what's under this poo here it's very bright in here so what is under here

what is under that chocolate it's a sugar cakey but it was in the fridge it might have gotten a bit hard at this point I'm like

shoot I should just made a whole thing of chocolate strawberries next year and stuff should we bring the cake out now

now yeah on the air just kind of bring it out no I don't want to eat it here

you don't eat it here you bring it out and then you put it on the dining room table then they put it on the table sounds good

and we're going to have taquitos tonight homemade taquitos I'm a show woman I played our lequino

in Comedia del Arte done by New England Comedia and Max saw a sign

for one of our plays on the side of the road and then when he saw the same sign

in my condo he knew something was up

and he had to see this play that's beautiful in fact he got in this play

because he's our lequino too and he used to be an actor at the Arlequino Theatre so we bonded over

our lequino the cake has arrived it's on the table are we going to light it and say happy anniversary to you well not on the air

no we should light the candles that's a beautiful cake but then we need a table here

not here do you want me to bring it oh it looks kind of heavy is there a boy that can bring it over Amor is a girl

just like her mama she is motivated to get the shot she will get that shot right in there because you know she'll be right in it

that's only one of the reasons but that is a reason and right now she is going to shoot

right now she's punching right now she's punching the balloons and how much time do we have left how's your battery

mentally physically or mentally emotionally or metaphysically how much time

we're over time so we could stop and just say that's it you don't get to look at our cake you get to look at Amor's cake but our cake

we're not showing it to you oh and here it is oh wow so I don't know if I should be holding it

so we have one candle wait wait wait no no what are you doing

I'm not doing anything okay alright so now this

is our 32nd wedding anniversary cake and it has one candle because what are we going to do put 32 candles on there

and it has roses which we like roses that's our anniversary yeah

and the old saying it's the first day of the rest of our lives and it's green and red and white and black

that's so sweet for our support of Palestine and it has a train on it because one of the symbols

of the 32nd wedding anniversary is transportation

we're going to be riding that train which is what we do most Saturday nights here on FDR

we ride the love train which is also a piece through pleasure train and we just try to keep on track

and not become a war train you know so many people trying not to look at porn

which we think is hilarious you know these people like Mike Johnson and him and his son

tracking each other and their porn habits what about our war porn habits that's what we shouldn't grow that's what we shouldn't

feed but I have to admit I'm susceptible I would rather enhance

the love obsession what kind of train is this Max? this is

this train right here this is the set de bello and I was a young guy and I had to go from Genoa to Milan

every day to go to school and I would take the set de bello and you could sit in the front or the back

and the engineer was up here and it was the fast European train of its time it didn't go all that fast

but it went way faster and this is modeled after that train that is that train right so that's very special

and it happens to be like green and it had a big speedometer in each car and it showed how fast

it was going you need one as a clock Max for like I said you need the same one as like a clock

for like your bedroom so is everything is everything okay everybody is alright? gather round

we're gonna have our climax to the show vocal warm ups

hmmm climaxes are important I'm in an article about orgasm in hustler

this month by Marcy Diamond yeah okay so everybody can have themselves on camera alright

so well we've certainly got some of the better looking people oh you're handing me a rose 80 years old

right and you're sitting there thank you surrounded by men or you know a mixture

or a whole gang bang of people why not right

I mean when 80 years old when you get to be 80 years old

and I've I've outlived them all you and oh the 32 is backwards

yeah it's backwards 32 I'm now 82 no oops oh I'm 32 now

no I'm married 32 years you see the balloon powered

by mysterious forces as it moves my goodness oh hello

hi hi Tuesday is here she's a little late

oh yes of course she's sweet see I don't shake hands but I do kiss

I don't do that shaking hands stuff your face is wonderful I don't want to necessarily say

but I love to see you thank you I love to see you too oh okay ladies and gentlemen

this is Tuesday Connor right well you know this is rumble and twitter

and you know a whole bunch of other stations and we're allowed to kiss still I'm sure they're going to outlaw that

but right now we are allowed to kiss this is Tuesday Connor and just in time I must say for the singing of happy birthday

it's like our birthday of our marriage it's our 32nd wedding anniversary

oh the candle so we're going to sing now happy anniversary to you happy anniversary

to you happy anniversary to you our favorite people

happy anniversary to you happy anniversary to you

Dr. Susan and Captain Max happy anniversary Dr. Susan and Captain Max

and now I said Dr. Max happy anniversary Dr. Susan and Captain Max

happy anniversary to you yeah thank you

wonderful and that's happy 32nd anniversary I miss rumble I think we yelled at the first

32nd anniversary to you happy 32nd anniversary to you happy 32nd

anniversary Dr. Susan and Captain Max

happy anniversary to you 32 more times amen and amen

brothers and sisters that was beautiful it's marriage the bonobo way and

we're kind of like all the people here were part of the LA culture of the art

of the evolution and revolution of our freedoms from basically one slavery

to another now we're owned by just a few families that's right we don't do the

we don't do monkey business we're about the bonobos yeah no monkey business we got no tails

anyway well I beg your pardon you have a nice tail I like your tail too

one of the assets you bring to the marriage a horse tail you're talking about my hair you have beautiful hair mommy

my hair by Mark Brown hairdresser to the stars I will

right did you blow that out no it went out by itself like one day

our lives will we should pop the champagne why not pop the champagne

you're the bartender so you go get the champagne and let's pop it baby how you doing Tuesday

Connor I am doing so fine here's your champagne I am having the time of my life what are you up to

right now I'm doing a show called Gil Scott Harron Bluesology and we're at the Hollywood Fringe Festival

and we're having a wonderful time telling stories that

Gil Scott Harron wrote Gil Scott Harron the revolution will not be televised yes yes

or will it and then also at the Williagy theater I am interviewing

icons of Los Angeles and Hollywood so I've had just recently Ernie Hudson who's a ghost buster

I had Glenn Turman who is on Ma Rainey's Black Bottom and Saeeda Garrett who

wrote Man in the Mirror that Michael Jackson sang and when Michael passed away Man in the Mirror became the number one ringtone in the world

so I'm over there just interviewing icons of LA and having a wonderful time well that's

wonderful I miss you too we miss you we had such good times with you

we mainly saw you when we were in Inglewood and we were doing that show

and E.Core introduced us he couldn't be with us tonight because he's doing a show I guess or something

I don't know if it's a show for one or a show for millions but he's doing a show and we love you E.Core the Wolf

and I will always remember many of the shows that you were on but one thing that jumps into my mind right now

is just the show where you did a poem and a beautiful porn star

I'm sure she's more than that but I don't remember her name and she had an orgasm riding the motor bunny

while you did a poem and people were just in awe of the experience

that's a great performance it seemed like a real orgasm but whether it was or not it was a great performance

it really was and with your poem it was the essence of comedia erotica

and brave performance in the eyes which isn't always funny comedia just lifts your spirits sometimes it's very often funny

or interesting or meaningful or sad but it's always somewhat sexy

because life is even when you're arguing happy anniversary happy anniversary

yes yeah look at that that's really nice, can I show this

it is a very pretty glass I'm gonna say this is a very bohemian

somewhat Palestinian although it's blue or green but it's red and somewhat green

sort of Mexican what is it? Jamaican, maybe Jamaican very nice glass

cheers their designers their culture teachers happy anniversary

happy anniversary to you to you yummy

okay so let's say goodbye be good, be happy, be married or not marriage isn't for everybody not everybody can handle it but for some

it's been great for us for the most part, right Captain Max? yeah, you don't have to be a horny dog you have someone to love

he's got someone to suck his con he loves you and to cuddle with

it's great to be your witness it's a beautiful thing to have someone that you shared life with the good and the bad

you're gonna fight sometimes but don't stay with anybody that's violent that's not it but arguing it's okay and as long as

you agree about important things like war like we're both pro-peace and so that's what we agree about everything else we argue about

well, no we're socialists fuck the rich, that's what the train stands for

FDR fuck the rich, nicely but let's be fair it's time to

go bonobos in bed make like bonobos not baboons make love not war

make love to someone you love tonight even if that someone is you

I love you I love you too I love you so much I love you Spice so much

we love you we love you all we love you to talk with someone about something you can't

talk about with anyone else you can talk to us I'm Dr. Susan Block your mistress of the airwaves

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