Bedside Chat 15: America’s Birthday Spanking

Full transcript of Bedside Chat 15: America’s Birthday Spanking on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists and

exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, all you children of sex,

and we are all children of sex with a capital X.

Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an A

women? A women. Yes indeed, natives and immigrants, black, brown, yellow, red, white,

and blue. Americans, if you're tuned in live, get your wiener between some buns, honey.

Consensually, of course. Happy 4th of July, and we are all decked out

in red, white, and blue. Stars and stripes, and I have a bit of a sparkler fetish,

so bear with me while I make things sparkle. Oh yes, orgasms for the eyes. Eyegasms on the 4th of July.

Oh yes. Oh, so sexy, so hot. It's my 15th bedside chat

of the corona apocalypse. Inspired by FDR's fireside chats, I'm not quite by the fire, but I am

making some fire with my fireworks here. Mmm. But I'm a patriot, not a patriot

who waves the flag of hate and bigotry. Like, uh, the tiny-fingered trumpus with the big rumpus.

Let's give him a spanking this tiny-fingered trumpus with big rumpus and the little mushroom pee-pee.

Woo! Yes, that we know Stormy Daniels told us all about. Mmm. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters. We wave the flag like

bonobos. Yeah. The flag of pansexual love and peace

through pleasure. Yay! Happy birthday, USA. Woo-hoo! We're 243 years young,

very young. Though Native Americans have been here for thousands of years and

Euro-Americans looted their land and almost wiped them out

on a trail of tears and now lock up their descendants in concentration camps

now infected with COVID. Trump camps. Trump. What a dump

of a president whose polls are plummeting. Mmm.

Thank Godis because everything that comes out

of his unmasked potty mouth is pure horse pucky.

He calls Black Lives Matter a symbol of hate bemoaning the toppling

of Confederate statues saying, if you don't understand your history, you will go back to it again.

You know, that's like an evil perversion of the old saying, those who don't know history

are doomed to repeat it. But, brothers and sisters, you don't learn history

from strolling by an out-of-context statue of some asshole on a horse on your way to work.

Black people need Confederate statues in parks or else they'll be enslaved again is basically what

the Trumpis is saying, we keep him masked in here he doesn't wear a mask anywhere else, but in Bonoboville.

It's kind of like I a Jewish-American person do I need a statue of Hitler in my local

park or else I'll soon be getting gassed in the local gas chamber? I mean, that's kind of

what the Trumpis is saying here our parks and our streets I mean, they're

basically what we have left of what used to be called the commons and

these are places of community places of honor and listen

if you're really so concerned about history then you can put your kitschy tacky statues

in a museum a museum of American imperialism

there you go genocide and slavery yeah

it'd be an interesting museum, I bet a lot of people would go to that check it out and then you could have plaques by the statues that explain

that these people were selfish racist looters and murderers in addition to their

finer qualities I mean, we are all complex humans and we all do

have some good qualities, you know some of them might have been good fathers some of them might have written well

Thomas Jefferson looking at you babe I admire a good writer but he did keep slaves and you know, one of them

he kinda kept as a concubine yeah, maybe we should have a statue of Sally Hemings somewhere

but to honor slave owners and most especially the confederate soldiers

with statues I don't know why not honor Attila the Hun I mean, he's a part of history

why don't we have statues of him all around personally, I don't really care about a bunch of badly sculpted

statues these are not made by Michelangelo let's put it that way but think about it

you gotta read between the lines because Trump is always signaling you know, the cue signal

right? and in this case, the signal is black people need to learn their history or things will go back to the way they were

it sounds like he needs some slaves on the Mar-a-Lago Plantation and moving right along not content with vilifying black lives

matter, the tiny handed Trumpis took the opportunity of the 4th of July to go after

Native Americans he pepper sprayed over 100 mostly native protesters

with some sympathizers so he could hold a big Mount Rushmore coronavirus festival

and rail against the cultural revolution the left wing cultural revolution of course

and of course, he had to do it in front of a backdrop of fireworks

don't get me wrong I love fireworks I almost would say I have a fetish for fireworks

yeah, I do they are the orgasms for the eyes and there's a little danger

I'm a bit of a pyro but Mount Rushmore is looted land

yes and it's also very combustible and

Mount Rushmore the four US presidents Washington, Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt and Lincoln were actually

carved by a Ku Klux Clanner by order of US President Calvin Coolidge

into a sacred Lakota Sioux mountain range called the Six Grandfathers yeah, we can show that

the Six Grand, but this is if you're looking at the film what the mountain range

in the Black Hills used to look like before they carved the four white guys into it

um so the Six Grandfathers were actually named for the earth

the sky and the four different directions and no we're not talking about Kanye's kids

we'll get to Kanye later um but this was a very special place

very sacred place and basically the US made a treaty with the Lakota

the treaty of 1868 and basically they broke that treaty once they discovered there's gold in them

our hills so so much for your treaty

in fact they made another treaty and they broke that one and so being as there was gold

it is a fitting setting in a way for presidents golden showers yeah

there is one to show presidents golden showers behind his four fathers

who had their faults but I don't know they all had fine qualities and I don't know if I mean

Trump has a red tie so uh and his speech

at Mount Rushmore as well as today was just a bunch of divisive

drivel really composed by self-hating Jew turned Nazi with a COVID positive wife

Steven Miller and uh speaking of Nazi Trump's girlfriends

with COVID Kimberly Guilfoyle there she is she has tested positive

and she is Donnie Trump Jr.'s girlfriend and you know I don't wish COVID on anybody

but um is it wrong for me to hope that she gave daddy Trump a big hug

the other day anyway he would say she wouldn't have it if she wasn't tested right

if you don't test you don't have it she's not wearing a mask why is it the less attractive people are the ones

that don't want to wear masks I've asked that before but I still wonder what is it about masks

that uh the more unappealing people are the ones that don't want to wear them

anyway his polls are plummeting and meanwhile Biden is Biden his time

in the basement yeah and no he's not my first choice or even my second or third or fourth

but you know I prefer the senile guy to the narcissistic fascist what can I say and uh and

now we've got something to add to the mix a bipolar guy right we've got all the guys

with all the problems and now Kanye is running woohoo wow

not sure what to make of that I don't know who's gonna pull votes from and I also don't know if it's gonna last but he announced he's running

and also I just saw before I came in here so I don't have any pictures of them but the new Black Panthers

the NFAC that's short for the not fucking around coalition are armed

and marching on that huge KKK monument Stone Mountain in Georgia

and I honestly I'm not sure what to think but I do wonder what the NRA

thinks about the NFAC hmm

I don't know you know Stone Mountain I mean I actually climbed up on Stone Mountain when I was a kid until

the police said whoever is up on the mountain better get down or you will be under arrest so I wasn't

protesting anything so I did get down off the mountain so I have some memories but honestly

just dynamite that thing you don't even have to put it in a museum that is not even a piece of history that was created after the Civil Rights Act

that was created as a protest to the Civil Rights Act and I think it has something to do with the same guy that

made up the Mount Rushmore very KKK

but you know I'm very bonobo and I'm not in favor of walking around with all these guns

certainly not shooting them well except for water pistols oh that feels good hmm

sunshine you need some fresh cool water hmm yes

shoot the water pistol on your arsenal or just shoot the gun between your legs baby

hmm we're going to celebrate and liberate your inner bonobo

tonight and set off some fireworks in your pants

so I want you to cuddle up to your device because

we're going to welcome my first guest actually she's my guest tonight my featured guest

um are we ready to welcome my guest no not yet well then I'm going to

welcome sunshine and sunshine has created a fabulous red white and blue drink for me tonight

hmm and I think I can take my mask down that we're ready to start

delicious I thought there was vodka in it but no no you just like water blueberries, strawberries, red berries

and white stars, bananas whites I was wondering what the little stars were those are

bananas sunshine so clever and you also have some some red white and blue eggs

unfertilized I understand yes right here we have those okay you want to bring those in so we can see those

well there's like three samples here okay with a banana starfish

well I'll just shoot myself with my water pistol can you bring them in I'm in the studio now

alright here's captain max with the beautiful sunshine eggs here's the eggs

special 4th of July eggs she couldn't get enough of Easter and pass over

so she has to turn eggs into a 4th of July dish I thought they were about wieners but I'm not going to

I got them I got the eggs I got the eggs I'll put a mask

okay and so now somebody could take this from me because I don't know if I should get egg on

my face while I'm doing this show okay and so how we doing

okay well then I'll just have a pyromaniac party here with myself

can you send a telegram yeah I just love fireworks

mm-hmm they're just like sex I know fireworks are interesting because they can either represent

war or sex I prefer them representing sex but I know

the Trumpis likes them to represent the rockets red glare

whoa there we go okay we're almost ready for our guest so we're getting ready

with fabulous mm fireworks yeah sparkle sparkle

eyegasms these are not as fabulous I know as the chrysanthemum style

fireworks that they have just glowing in the sky usually on the 4th of July

but this 4th of July I think all those kind of fireworks except the ones that are of course for the Trump

rally and his corona virus festival those are mm-hmm canceled

canceled but we could go to you Max how you doing okay

I'm doing just fine actually yeah are you celebrating your freedom I'm celebrating my freedom

so what's up doc what's up captain I usually love the 4th of July

now I'm on okay so I'm gonna be honest because I've been trying to fake

that everything's okay and I gotta say I'm disappointed and this is one of my favorite holidays

even though you know it's become very perverse maybe this is a sign of the perversion of the 4th of July

and it's even perverted in my own show by my guest not showing

the apocalypse can we have zombies mm-hmm so I think our guest has turned

into a zombie just you know people get frightened about different things

anyway it's too bad it's too bad and it actually rarely happens

I know it doesn't happen like this usually if somebody cancels like we know about it somehow we didn't know that this was

this was canceled I don't know why I don't know I'm kinda it's kinda been a weird day in a way

seeing all the news all the you know the rumblings of civil war are kinda disturbing

and now I feel like I have a little war on my show with my guest

who didn't show so kinda kinda disturbing

well a lot of show guests don't show not just on this program but on all of the programs

and now my assistant is gone well I mean but still I'm here sort of

flailing around and my assistant leaves I guess when the ship is sinking

that's when people start to flee the ship they get their own life boat and they go off

I guess I could just spank Sunshine since she's the show producer and especially

since she's not even here right now she just abandoned me so when she comes back she should get a spanking

and I think I'll do it through social distancing with the long whip now she'll probably never come out of the bathroom

because she can hear me we have the sound pumped into the bathroom there she is alright

so Sunshine put your mask on okay so

even though I don't really fully blame you because I understand what happened

but still you know you are the producer of the Dr. Susan Block show

I can always expect that so you need to take your spanking and this is an especially suitable

outfit for being spanked you betcha and take another step forward

because we're social distancing and in fact is there maybe you should get that

stool right there so you can lean on something you take the Abbey Martin bag off and the advertising

for love bag off and yeah you know

I mean this is what BDSM is for is to take out your frustrations I'm gonna bring the skirt up

it's okay you're wearing full bottom panties they're even suitable for facebook there you go take that for losing our guest

our our exciting featured guest it's like

sparklers it hurts buttocks for the 4th of July yes

this is a good way to partake in a sexual act is to

is to do long distance whipping long distance whipping okay yeah

and on 4th of July it's especially exciting to do when you have

a fiber optic whip that looks like fireworks yeah absolutely fireworks baby

fireworks and I have to thank the fabulous

goddess phoenix winner of the most dazzling dom award

for uh giving me this beautiful what am I supposed to do

um we have a phone you are saved by the phone but I meant to do

that now we're we're later gonna have to do it do more I think more

but for now we're gonna talk with Derek yes

hi Derek I'm gonna take my mask down now that I'm not near anybody and say

happy 4th of July oh yeah happy 4th of July to you as well so what did you want to talk

with me about so I'm in a new relationship

with a young woman who is uh into spanking and uh

obviously new from watching the show that you are yes you're kind of an expert here so anyway um so your girlfriend is

interested in spanking and how long have you been together uh this is this is pretty new only about a month okay

and so have you started having sex oh yeah that was very early on

very early on alright and so how's the sex so uh I mean

it's great um okay I mean for me sure but the uh you know I'm worried that

my kink level isn't as high as hers okay so I'm trying to uh

trying to adjust to make her happy and that's kind of where this uh the spanking question comes in alright well let me know

uh what kind of spanking is she looking for so right now like all we've really done is the

like over the knee hand spanking that's a good place to start is OTK

over the knee I guess that's this is what I'm coming to you now for and I apologize for fireworks going off in the background

if you can hear that oh I love fireworks there orgasms for the eyes not so much the ears though actually so

go ahead no I guess what I'm wondering is uh how does one go about communicating

how to escalate from just the OTK to uh to implement okay so she

is enjoying the OTK that you're doing and are you enjoying it no I mean it's uh

I'm happy to do it there are more rewarding things in bed for me but uh okay what is the most rewarding thing for you

sexually you know honestly I I love hand jobs oh okay well you can make a deal

it doesn't have to be you know a signed agreement but just uh she gives you a hand job after

her spanking I mean that sounds like a deal that I'm happy to make okay and uh

when you give her her spanking is she naked, is she dressed, is she roleplaying uh so we we haven't really experimented

too much with roleplaying um but yeah like I will undress her as part of the uh punishment

okay you undress her like she's a bad girl does she she just do you call

her any names or you just call her by her her real name I only use real name her real name

I think the part of the problem here um you know like again like I said I'm a little more vanilla than she is I I don't

even know what words I'm supposed to be using okay well I don't know that there's a supposed to here I just think it's something that

uh that you two have to both enjoy you know and actually you don't even have to both enjoy it one of you has to enjoy

it and that would be her in this case because you're gonna enjoy the hand job she's gonna give you when you have

sufficiently spanked her to her enjoyment and this I say as long as it doesn't upset you or offend you

or disturb you does it oh no not at all okay well some guys they they feel like hey I'm a vanilla guy I don't like spanking

I it really brings back bad memories of when I was spanked for instance were you ever spanked no no I was

you were not that's why I'm so vanilla now you were a good boy I don't think having been spanked as a child has anything to do with how

good or bad the child was I know that's what the parents say but it's got much more to do with the parents style

of parenting than uh really how good or bad the child was but in any case you were not

spanked and your parents let you know you were a good boy that's very nice and so if you want to be a good boyfriend

you'll just play this role and maybe for you it would be better if you assumed a role that isn't quite

you maybe you'd feel more comfortable that way so it could be somebody you might consult with her about

what sort of character she might like you to be as you give her this spanking that she wants

and deserves in her mind do I have to change voices no but you could if you like that sort of thing

can I ask how long have you guys been doing this and was she spanked as a child they've only been together for a month

oh okay sorry I couldn't hear from the beginning but was she spanked as a child that's a good question you haven't said that

she was but she doesn't like associates any of the bedroom time spanking

with anything that happened and when she was younger at least she's not directly associating that okay

and you know I kind of believe that I mean let's just say this lots of people like spanking

both being spanked and doing the spanking some of those people were spanked as children and some of them were not

so the fact that you were spanked as a child may or may not feed into your interest in being spanked

I mean does she have a very sensitive butt I would say so

maybe she just likes that butt stimulation you know some people that

like spanking they just like it because it brings attention to the ass

yeah and bringing attention to your ass with COVID and everything I'm not spanking anybody but me

but even spanking myself because I have a bit of a it's an erogenous zone for me

my ass I like it squeezed I like it spanked I like it played with does she like to combine

the spanking with kind of playing oh yeah I always do that for sure

like there's always a period before the actual smacking starts when it's just like like squeezing and tickling

and maybe some hard squeezing she might like and then you might inquire as to

how bad she is does she like to be called bad or told that she's naughty or anything because some people don't like that

see that's I should probably experiment with that more yeah I'd say experiment and be ready

to go in the other direction does she know that you're not really into this and that you're doing it for her we haven't

communicate and I know it's a problem that we haven't communicated about it directly I mean I think she she knows that it's not

my kink okay well you know directly is good I'm all for direct communication

but there's all kinds of communication you know touch is a form of communication and you know by going slowly

into harder spanking you are communicating you know to see how it means you have to be very sensitive to her reactions

to whether she stays on your lap or runs fleeing for the bathroom for instance hmm

or to call no running and fleeing yet okay good so

do you want to use other implements than your hand is your hand starting to hurt poor Derek no it's not a

pain issue with my hand thankfully no I just didn't know if if there was a natural progression that's expected with these sorts of things

not really does she want to go farther has she said that or has she indicated that yeah she hasn't explicitly

said that I guess I'm just kind of assuming maybe you're more interested in it than you realize maybe you're such a good boy

you don't want to even acknowledge your interest but your interest is what's now questioning can we go

farther than this because let's just say you don't have to and a lot of people are perfectly happy with just over the knee

light spanking or medium spanking whatever you're doing doesn't sound like you're doing it real hard so that could be

fine the question is who wants to go farther yeah

do you do you the boyfriend or the girlfriend yeah I think I think that she probably has

been what I've tried to go to so far higher limits meaning she can't handle what you want to do

I'm sorry you're right I said that kind of okay I'm saying that she could go farther she could go farther right

well you know you could just show her an implement it could be a household

implement such as a hairbrush you know

I'm just looking at implements I've got here a wooden spoon absolutely

or a book you can give her a good book spanking yeah

okay maybe I can do a long distance book spanking are you got your mask on girl

put your mask on for a spanking so or you know there's the whip but the whip

is you know the whip can be very pleasurable actually but the thing about the whip is that it looks

very nasty and might be a little much for you not for you but for her or for you

I don't know I mean what implement appeals to you what or maybe the appeal is the wrong word I don't want to

make you feel like I'm implying that this is about you but what do you think of what implement are you thinking of

when you ask me should you move on to implements I guess I was thinking of like a small like a paddle

that's like shorter than shorter than my forearm do you play ping pong I don't

maybe you should take it up yeah I guess I guess that would work yeah yeah take up some ping pong

because after all I mean the paddles are fantastic yeah they have the different textures

on both sides I never really thought about that yeah yeah exactly the textures on either side and I

I just think they're the perfect sort of size they're very good for you know covering

you know a medium sized butt and and they're almost a household

implement so ping pong paddle and you could just bring one home you know you could

have one of those things where you have you play ping pong or that the ball goes up and down on a string

all right those yeah you could get one of those and just bring it home and play with it and learn how to do it

kind of well and then you know you could suggest that she you know

turn over get over your knee we've actually got a ping pong table at the office

so maybe one of those paddles could go missing oh you do well lucky you you have a ping pong table

I have a question you say your girlfriend was spanked do you think she was spanked excessively

or not that much like when I was a kid I was spanked I'm from the south so I guess

they spanked out south my father was super into spanking but I was hardly ever around him and my mother was like

actually against spanking but she did it anyways because she just lost control and so wow that's terrible

but okay well it was very rare you know it was mostly but now I feel like I'm very take it or leave it like if I have a boyfriend that's really into it

he's like let's try this okay if you want to try it okay so I'm curious like is your girlfriend she's into it

does she have a lot of experience getting spanked as a kid or just a little so I'm kind

of speculating here because we've only been together a month or so so I haven't met her parents or anything

I would advise you when you do don't bring up the spanking that probably won't be the first question right

but no I don't perceive that she was spanked extensively

like it certainly going out of all of her twist situation right okay good

that's probably good you don't have to be spanked at all to get the fetish you just like it because you like it

you like it because you like it because there's a lot of reasons to like spanking there's the physiological reasons it is an erogenous zone

and you know you just have a lot of sensitive nerve endings plus the butt

is got a lot of padding you know it's not a place that really hurts when you hit it I mean most people

don't like to be hit anywhere else there are a few people that do I mean I know people that enjoy being slapped

and getting their titties smacked but most people don't but a lot of people

like spanking because there's a lot of padding back there so you can certainly

you know give it a lot of impact that's why they call it impact play and if you

got a nice butt it just looks good right well it just looks hot that's for the person doing the spanking

the person receiving I don't know if they care what it looks like I mean I guess if they're an exhibitionist yeah

is your girlfriend an exhibitionist does she like to show off her ass um not

not that I'm aware of well that could be part of this do you think does she have a nice ass or what's her ass look like

it's great it's pretty firm like she does a lot of butt related exercises

and yoga but you know we haven't because of the coronavirus we haven't

you know had a lot of occasions to get dressed up and go to like social outings so I don't know

now you say you've only been together a month so you met in the middle of the corona apocalypse yeah yeah we

we did online dating you did online dating and then I'm curious how did you

kind of evolve together with all this physical distancing that we do so we actually

had a lot more communication before meeting than one normally would on the app okay of course

a lot of people are doing that yeah yeah and then I guess we our first time meeting together

was with a social distance walk together so we were

walking together but six feet apart okay it's instructive to hear

yeah so you're walking six feet apart we have a friend who was trying to you know flirt and

communicate six feet apart from his date but he founded a little two team

challenging yes you got into it

did you get tested before you had sex so because my

workplace is still operational like it never it never shut down oh you're an essential worker

that's what they tell us yes okay can you tell us basically what you do I'm in project management

project management got it that sounds essential but okay it's funny to me sometimes what is

determined to be essential and what is not but okay fast food workers are essential well that I understand

but okay so you're in project management and you've been working and do you get tested at work yeah yeah we have

we have the the external thermometer screenings okay

and so those thermometer screenings you've done and what about her

did she have any test or you just took her risk she's not working right now so she's been

she's been socially distancing much more strongly so she's

she's pretty low risk in her area it's not a not a super high population area

okay so you she didn't get a test you can confess to your mother confessor Derek

that's kind of risky but okay people take all kinds of risks in these

corona apocalyptic times and it's all I can say is try your best to to be

careful and be safe and so okay so gradually you got together

you were tested so you didn't feel that you were going to put her at risk and you just liked her so much you didn't care if she

put you at risk yeah I thought she was worth the relatively low risk

and about how old are you I'm 29 and she around the same age a little younger

okay so you got together and you really liked each other and you had

some sex regular sex I guess yeah regular sex intercourse

yes we had penis and vagina intercourse IV okay

well there's nothing wrong with that so did she give you a hand job not the first night actually

well I didn't think the first night but eventually yeah you know we there's something that I

experienced quite a bit in early on in relationships I actually prefer hand jobs to blowjobs

really you know a lot of guys do because there's more friction yeah

it's not even necessarily about that for me because with blowjobs I feel like I have to be like

really performative in my appreciation of it whereas

with a handjob it is perfectly acceptable for me to just lie back and completely relax and just let that

happen I don't know why you don't feel you can lie back and let a blowjob happen so okay I'm sorry I can hear a little bit

I just want to know why you feel you can't lie back and let a blowjob happen I guess I've gotten

a lot of negative feedback from ex-girlfriends about that that I have to be more active

and more verbal more verbal interesting and they don't care if you're not verbal

when they give you a handjob that's been historically with the women that I've been with that's what it's been like

I just think that's I don't know I guess I know of a lot of guys that like

handjobs better than blowjobs it's not for that reason but more like I said

not as much friction with a blowjob and also sometimes they feel a little guilty like the woman has to work too hard with a blowjob

and they feel that a handjob is kind of easier and then another reason is that they're used to

handjobs after all they're always giving themselves handjobs it's something that comes naturally and so when a woman's hand

is on their penis it's like okay it's just like when my hand is there except it's her hand which

makes it nicer but blowjob is you call it performative I don't know

but maybe that's related to the idea that the woman is doing really the performance and that you have to be

very appreciative of it and it is a performance and it does take a lot of skill a handjob also takes skill

but I would say not as much okay well in any case it's perfectly fine to like handjobs better than blowjobs and as a matter of fact

I think it's a selling point for you because handjobs are easier to give than blowjobs blowjobs you gotta really get into it

nothing wrong with that we love giving blowjobs we oral girls but you know especially when a guy

takes a while to come you know some of you guys like to edge while the woman is working hard

and that can really be a jawbreaker and you know her hand's not going to fall off

if you want to edge with that so I think that's another reason that handjobs you know kind of

more friendly in a way blowjobs are more porn oriented too

I think a lot of women feel oh I've got to do it like a porn star nothing against porn stars even though some of them

well never mind so okay so how did the spanking come up did she just suddenly say spank me

so I know I don't know she had bent over the couch

for some reason I don't remember what for and I just sort of like playfully spank her on the ass

but I even like literally gave out a little moan and I could tell from her reaction

that this was something that she wanted to happen again well there you are you're communicating rather well

non-verbally I mean I think eventually you need to have some verbal discussion here but I think it's

you both seem to have some you know sensual sense of each other and that's very good

you know so I would say that you just keep going at the rate that you're going

and bring home that ping-pong paddle that you so conveniently have at work what

oh no I'm sorry I just chuckled a little bit my sound is a little wonky so yeah just bring home

the ping-pong paddle and kind of wink at her and see how she reacts

I mean I'm sure she'll know what it's all about or you could pull it out while you're spanking her and kind of

rub it on her body first and keep in mind that the ping-pong paddle is going to be a lot harder

than your hand is she the first person that you've ever spanked yeah I think I'm pretty sure

this is the first time that I've like a full spanked event yeah and do you feel like you know how to spank

with your hand like it's kind of like giving a hand job in the sense that it's pretty easy but there are ways

to make it better and one way is to cup your hand when you're giving the spanking do you do that

yeah yeah like I've noticed the sound difference yeah you kind of cup it

and it makes more of a sound and it feels more impactful but hurts less than a slap

now of course if she wants more hurt I don't know is she a masochist or is she

an exhibitionist if she's an exhibitionist that likes to show off her ass I hope you're talking about what a nice ass she has well

you're complimenting as we go okay well your parents did bring you up right not that the parents should tell a guy how to spank a girl

no but still just knowing that you should be complimenting your lover as you're going and not just

calling them you know nasty names like you're such a slut unless she likes being called a slut

you know um does she like being called names do you know

I don't know yet you haven't gotten that verbal yeah well you could experiment

by using a word like naughty naughty is a pretty affectionate word

it implies somehow you know naughtiness that you're a little bad

but you know kind of in that sense that Mae West said when I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

so you know you could say bad girl I don't know does she like to be called a girl you don't know that

either so you're going to be experimenting I don't think you want to say you're a bad woman that just doesn't have the same ring

to it so you know it's got to be a bad girl and then again if she kind of reacts

negatively then you don't use that one anymore but I think it is good to get a little verbal flow going

and of course one thing that you can always go back to is what a nice spankable bottom

she has and I think giving different words to her bottom her ass her derriere

you sound like a man of words so I would think that wouldn't be too difficult for you once you get the talk going

you know I'm getting a signal that I don't know what that means 15 minutes

okay all right boy time flies when you know when you're talking about spanking

America's birthday you get spankings on your birthday okay yeah

that's right very good sunshine it's America's birthday and what better day to give a spanking

than a birthday you know what are you pointing to I just want to sit down

oh you want to sit down see I am one of those people that I prefer to hear words

you know and instead of all this motion so yeah I can't hear you even

I can't hear you no your mic is off now I can hear you yeah can I put my legs in your

lap here okay my red white and blue high heels in the middle of my call

is it about spanking is this about spanking or should I wind up the call oh he's still on the phone

yes yes Derek is here with me I'm so sorry Derek my husband cut in on our conversation it's okay Captain Max if you

if you've got something I'd love to hear it no we're just we're closing up closing up and

how do you find this where do you come from oh you know I've been listening for a while I'm not sure

gosh where did I hear about you guys oh I think it was probably through Craigslist Craigslist

what kind of ad on Craigslist one of our our ads for people we're always looking for new people

in Bonoboville did you want to be a person in Bonoboville you now have a girlfriend you should probably go with that

well you have a job you don't need one with us right but you just kind of saw our ad in Craigslist

yeah I'm not I don't remember if it was an ad it might have been an announcement oh yeah well sometimes we'll announce special shows

like this one but I don't think we announced this one but a big show with an important guest we might have been listening for a while

I know I'm just being weird I'm glad you've been listening and I'm glad you decided to call Derek

my pleasure thank you for all your help you could start giving me a foot massage there

so I think we've given you a few good ideas for how to talk about it and also how

to you know ratchet it up if that's what you want to do she hasn't asked for it I think she just

likes the impact play with your hands but it would ease the tension on your hands for you to use

a paddle and you could probably do it longer so go right ahead but always be sensitive

to her and how she reacts and ask her at the end how did you like that you can say wow

I've never done that before but I really enjoyed it what about you well absolutely take a lot of this advice

into the bedroom well I can't wait to hear what happens later Derek I hope you call us back

alright thank you very much my pleasure alright that was Derek wow

Derek saved the show when our guest didn't show up our guest was I don't know if I mentioned her name

and I don't really want to oh we did okay whatever we did okay well the ad is up

but this is a good time to talk about spanking you were massaging my feet but you stopped see that's one thing that girls

women sometimes do no no no you gotta put your mask on if you do it and we'll put masks on

you don't have to but you might if sunshine's near you you should put a mask on

so we should try to keep our our physical distancing

in the corona apocalypse I know it's difficult but it saves lives and it sends a mixed message

not to physically distance as well as puts you and your loved ones at risk but you know you stopped

the massage so now I'm not as inspired but yeah I mean there's a lot of Karen's a lot of fear

maybe maybe our guest is afraid because I am so political and that's one of the reasons that I am so

you know gung-ho for stormy daniels as one of America's heroes you know because

she helped us to see trumps lies in a time when he was only lying like you know 10 times a day

now it's more like a hundred times but in those early days it was not quite as

obvious and she really brought out the mendacity of the trumpets

and she did it in such a beautiful funny

casual seemingly honest way I say seemingly honest because I don't know the truth

nobody really does except her and trump but I would say I'm more likely to believe stormy daniels because

you know she didn't lie to us a hundred times a day you know so he did he's lied so many times I

can't imagine that he's not lying when he says that he never had sex with that woman so

so yeah so I'm very politically supportive and maybe that bothered her it was only one of

many different credits that I gave her but certainly it was an important one because stormy is

important person in our history speaking of history in fact we should have a statue of her

somewhere maybe in LA because you know we're the porn capital of the world

so yeah so captain max how are you feeling this 4th of July at this point? I am feeling wonderful

I love who was it that said democracy is in the streets and what people thought might

just disappear has not disappeared in fact is getting stronger

it's time for racism in every country everywhere to stop and it's time

police somebody take control of them and taking control of them means at the very very top

these are public servants they are servants of the people and I guess if anybody is going to go home first

it's the citizen yes they should be peace officers there are peace officers and the killing is just

and the violence in this country with guns is just despicable it's just the killing

it's just a I feel like I'm in Iraq sometimes yeah well you know we have a president

that is basically inciting a civil war he's trying to get people

to fight and on 4th of July he is doing that more than ever he's taken two opportunities

to speak to the American people to incite violence against each other and we

are on the opposite side of all of that we are for peace through pleasure and love and sex

and that's why we do support porn stars in general and we do interview a lot of porn stars

and we were really excited to be able to combine sex and politics it's our favorite combination

yeah what are you going to do sometimes it's just do do do do sometimes it's do do and we talked about that with mistress bliss

but that's a whole other story and I'm not into the do do really I'm into a lot of things spanking

hand jobs blowjobs nothing to do with poop no

not me but I'll listen to it I'll talk about it sometimes a little bit like fireworks poop

not poop honey I'm just hearing about this for the first time your flow no

never mind oh I know he's talking about not pooping but just farting

that's what this show has decided to fart jokes fart jokes I've never lit a fart

or had my farts lit hey like I always say that's classy I'm just glad

I'm glad everybody's unemployed I'm glad that the people in the streets I'm glad for all of that stuff

because you know police are public servants

I'd rather not see the guns in the streets you know I had mixed feelings seeing this you know kind of new black

panther group in the street with guns and I get it you know they're going

into stone mountain which is where there's a lot of KKK people and they are still KKK still I'm not going to be

in favor of all those guns just walking around they could accidentally go off and kill somebody maybe what we're going to find out

and I think that's already beginning is that individual right wing terrorists go into buildings and shoot

pistols and shoot people you know and vice versa I think we're at the very early stages

of fairly violent confrontation because of this guy that we have in the white

house on the other hand I think that we're not snowflakes we also have guns

once a lot of people see these NFAC guys and girls marching around with their guns they may want

gun control also those guns have to be empty that's what happened in California with Reagan once they

had the black panthers then they started saying oh maybe we do want gun control how about that hmm

well we've only got a few more minutes since it is America's birthday I want to give sunshine another spanking because it got

interrupted okay so put on your mask and I want to say buy books buy magazines

and let me get out of the spanking area get out of the spanking area what happened to my skirt

you know I only like to do things to people that like those things I don't do things to people that don't like them but I will say

you want to pick up your own skirt yeah you don't have to pick it up all the way if you're afraid of your kidneys

getting smacked there we go and in honor of America's birthday we are spanking

sunshine let's have a little x-rated moment how about revealing the titties

don't show on facebook no showing on facebook but oh she's got to take the chicken

cutlets out mmhmm okay there goes the chicken cutlets and

here goes what the titties falling excuse me man nice titties

okay and so maybe forward

move the move this so that you're facing forward yeah that's fine

but don't cover the front right and

happy birthday to you happy birthday America happy birthday dear

America happy birthday to you let's have a little

okay and happy birthday to you stop there

you wow and many more

and some more for good whoops I have to get back here

I can hear you actually because you're off the microphone so America is

like 243 years old today so I have to do this 243 times

and Dr. Susie yeah oh I can't do it 243 times okay let's tuck in the titties

and bring back Facebook okay Facebook hey uh YouTube by the way

if you're watching this on YouTube hit the subscribe button on both of our channels we have a sex calls channel

and we have the Dr. Susan Block show channel so you got both and uh

whoo what a show I mean it's uh funny how things go

but this one no uh we couldn't expect what happened our guest just didn't show up

and now we're uh faced with who knows what but we had a great call from Derek so

uh it wound up being an interesting show and very appropriate to talk about spanking on America's

birthday so happy birthday America happy 4th of July uh and follow the

bonobo way yeah I know everybody's got guns in the street all kinds of people

and um I understand but I don't support the guns I certainly don't support shooting them

and the police are the ones that shoot them more than anybody and in the back but everybody you gotta be responsible

and try to work things out in a bonobo way hey that means peace through pleasure

make like bonobos not baboons make love not war make love to someone you love tonight

even if that someone is you shoot the fireworks in your pants I love you

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