M Month Climax, Memorial Day Requiem, Bonobo Gay Pride & Stormy Daniels Day!

Full transcript of M Month Climax, Memorial Day Requiem, Bonobo Gay Pride & Stormy Daniels Day! on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

To talk with someone about something you can't talk about with anyone else, you can talk to us. I'm Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves. But my day job is director of the Dr. Susan Block Institute for the Erotic Arts and Sciences,

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Brothers and sisters, lovers, sinners, artists, and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, sex spurts and sex pots, porn stars and presidances, masterbaters and memorializers, sex workers, yay, and Johns, and James, and lawyers, where would we be without our lawyers? All you children of sex, and we are all children of, yes indeed, we may or may not be children

of God, Jesus, Allah, Brahma, Buddha, we don't know, but we are all children of sex with the capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen? I want to welcome you to the little church of Bonoboville. Right here in the womb room, yes indeed, the Dr. Susan Block show, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block, your mistress of the airwaves and your servant. And yes, it

is Memorial Day weekend, Saturday night, if you're tuned in live, I'm all patriotic, and so is Phoenix, yay, uncle Sam, never looked that good. And it's funny, it is how the last Saturday, the climax of masturbation month is always Memorial Day weekend. Right? I mean, how to conjoin these odd bedfellows is something I always contend with every year. Manhandle

those hot dogs, boys, and mash those potatoes, ladies. Memorial Day signals the start of summer, and you know, you kind of get heated up with some sexy fun, although it's kind of cold in LA, so that's not working too well. And then there's the sizzling smell of fresh, of course, Memorial Day is also a requiem for the dead, the people who have been barbecued in America's perm awards. The

American dead, that is, the other dead can get their own holiday, right? That's what he would say, the Trumpets. That's what a lot of people would say in this country. Memorial Day is for America's dead soldiers. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, we are the masturbation nation serving the multinational corporations. Hallelujah. And so, on this solemn weekend, we salute the troops and all

that, you know? I mean, I don't mean to, hey, you guys give the ultimate gift, guys, gals, whatever, your precious lives for this community that we call our nation, and we appreciate your service. And the risk that you take in the military jobs lottery, you know? Join up, spin the roulette, and see if you get a subsidized education or your legs blown off. It's not too funny,

but this is what a lot of people who aren't billionaires contend with, because the military industrial complex is our biggest industry here in America, that in the prison industry, so this is where a lot of people have to work. And so, you know, yeah, I appreciate your service. But I do not salute or support the perm awards that you, that we fight against other nations.

Whose citizens also happen to masturbate, right? Tying it together, trying to do this. Okay, they do masturbate even if they've never heard of masturbation month, and these other nations may have very, very different concepts of God and morality and honor and gender and love and death. We all enjoy manhandling our horny hot dogs all over the world, and our mashing our pretty potatoes,

you know, we all do that. That's part of what it means to be human, although other animals do it too. Yes, as George Carlin said, if God had intended us not to masturbate, she would have made our arms shorter. And yeah, that's right, T Rex is not, you know, so happy, because he can't be handling it at all. And you can always do that. Yes, indeed, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners of all

masturbation nations around the world, whether your particular nation condemns masturbation as the most evil sin you can commit or just considers anyone who jacks or jills off to be a pathetic sex addict, we all do it. At least sometimes, you know, maybe not the best thing, but it's a good thing. Maybe not the greatest, most optimal thing, but, you know, it's a relatively harmless thing, as long as

you're not doing it while you're driving your car, like one of our guests did last week. That is not safe masturbation, but most masturbation is very safe. And is something that we all do, at least sometimes, and some of us several times a day, you know who you are. We are one world in whanking. But back to Memorial Day and all those barbecued troops and people on both sides of the

grill. You know, every American president, it seems, has some sort of military violence thing, you know, Bill Doe here. He he wagged the dog when he got into trouble, or, you know, kind of ejaculating on his intern. It was consensual, but nevertheless, you know, it was a stain. It was a stain and he was impeached. But he kept his day job and the blow job. And, you know, and he

wagged the dog and he bombed Serbia, Serbia, Syria is the current one, but that was Serbia. And then there was, of course, well, Dubia, just invading all over the place, you know, and doesn't know how to pull out. None of these guys know how to pull out. All Trump can pull out of is peace deals like Korea thing, you know, he pulls out of that. I'm the Iranian. All the peace ones. Dr. Block. Oh,

shush. No, you are gagged right now. No, no, no, just that. No, I, you, you, you paid me to come here and I want to leave now. I'm going to build a wall for you and you by yourself. I hate everything. No. You're gagged. No, Dr. Block. No. Anyway, pretty good. It is good. And that, by the way, is Ecor the Wolf, who is our 2017 Suzy Award winner, also 2016 Suzy Award

winner or hottest artist. And I already introduced Phoenix Dawn. And you can hold the captive, our captive here. I wouldn't want that job. And that is Ann Hunter. Hi, Ann. Hello, Suzy. Welcome back to the show. Thank you. It's only been about 15 years. It's been about 15 years. That's right. No, it's been longer, I think. About 15. Yes. 15. I came here

with a fiance. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Okay. Okay. But you were, I thought that was like the late 90s. But seven years before then, I was here. Right. So it was 20 years ago when I first met you. Wow. About 15 years ago when I came back with my fiance. And you look lovely. Thank you. Thank you. Lovely and blue. Did you marry that fiance? Yes, I

did. All right. And he passed away. I've been a widow now for 12 years. Thank you. And I'm still on match.com. No. And soon to be on Bonobo's website too. Bonobos. That would be bonoboville.com. Theville. That's awesome. I met my wife on match.com. Oh yeah. Right. Yeah. Not too shabby. The person who met his wife on match.com and

they are not an advertiser. Oh, maybe they pay me. I'll do it. Anthony Davis. Yes. Welcome. Thank you for having me. Happy. I guess happy. Say happy memorial day. I guess they only let us celebrate war anyway, either in religion or war. So we got to take what barbecues we can get. Happy memorial day weekend. Thank you. Thank

you for let me be here. I did not know that it was masturbation Awareness Month. You did not know that. No, but I've been doing it every single month no matter what. Right. Just same amount. So thank you for saying that it's really they call it masturbation month. And by the way, that hashtag is being

censored to some degree. So we also say a month. Yeah, there's a lot of censorship going on. Thanks in part to Cesta and Fausta and to just losing that neutrality little by little. So yeah, yeah, it's masturbation month. May is masturbation month. It's because this guy fired the surgeon general. And now

that's a phrase that means masturbation firing the surgeon general. That is incredibly accurate to I just whoever had to look at all those dildos and make sure they look just like him before they sent him out. It's a good job. It looks right on build out. Was it bill that fired Jocelyn elders? Yes, it's the

worst thing he ever did. He should have just taken her advice. And then maybe we wouldn't be where we are today. You were at I cop, right? I was where I cop the first international conference on prostitution where Jocelyn elders did a speech. No, I was not. I cop sounded like

something where yeah, the police were there, but they were not represented very well. No, no, I was not there. But I mean, I was aware that she said that. Well, I don't know that was not the event that she said that it was at some educational conference where she

said that masturbation should be taught. And that doesn't mean you teach someone how to masturbate. You do it like this. Check me out. That would be really helpful. Watch me. Check me out. Someone made that probably would be okay in school. They just showed you

how to do it. But you know, if someone showed me how to do it, I would be better at it. I'll be like, Well, you know, I could I could actually see a case for that. But that wasn't what she was saying. She was just saying that it should be taught

as an alternative form of safe sex. Like it's something you can do. Hey, a lot of people as we've learned in this show. And as I learned as a sex therapist all the time, you know, you feel like masturbation is either something that's going to send

you to hell, or something that brands you as a loser, or something wrong with you. So to teach that it's an okay thing. And that there's nothing wrong with you for doing that. And so at the end of the end of the semester, we're going to

take a test. Everybody's going to test. Oh, in front of the class. Okay, Jeremy, you're first. Oh, gosh, you see, that's why she got fired. I would definitely make a sale on that test. 100%. I'm going to introduce my other guests here. I

have Jesse Prather, she's a young guy. And you can have that. She'll be able to talk. Oops. Tyler, Tyler Daniel. Tyler Daniel. No, no, we don't

disturb me, Daniel. Too bad. But we love stormy Daniels here. She wanted I was not doing a video with her. You would not. I would not mind. You would not mind. I heard you. You have an interesting accent. Thank you. Right. You

do. But I got every word of got out pretty good. In fact, better than I'm doing right now. Yeah, right? I'm stuttered. And I had to think. Yeah, yeah, you got it. I told them

this from my country, we all want to visit. Absolutely. It's called dial-up. So dial-up. Now I didn't get that part. It's called dial-up, man.

Tyler. Tell me, tell me, tell me. Tylerville. Oh, this is where they speak in stutter in Tylerville. Okay, got it. That's cool. Okay, so and

Jesse is a dude. How do you speak? I speak pretty good. All right, there you are. Yeah. There you go. You're from California. I'm actually from Kansas City, Kansas

City. From corn to porn, Kansas City. Exactly. And you have a southern accent. Where are you from? Japan. Okay. No, I'm born and raised in New Carolina. Stop dumping all that radioactive water into

the Pacific Ocean. My apologies. I'll go ahead and call them tomorrow about that. Please do. No, I'm from North Carolina. And what you were saying about that masturbation thing, they didn't teach us that in

school. They told us that masturbation was something that you shouldn't not do. They were very religious about that in school. They told us like, don't masturbate. Or, you know, you're going to hell. Or

you're going to get sweaty palms or, you know, sweaty palms you might get, but not hairy ones. Yeah, exactly. Right. And you won't go blind. I mean, I almost did. That might have been rooted in

accuracy, but everything else was wrong. I just got excited and I was like, I don't know where to go. Well, you know, that's kind of maybe one of the roots of all evil. There's a few roots. But I

think one of them is to tell very young people that the most basic activity that makes them feel good by themselves is so bad. I mean, this is what young people need to do. Probably what

old people need to do. What everybody needs to do. And it doesn't mean you have to do it a certain amount. Just some and be tolerant that other people do it. So anyway, Mary

masturbation month, everybody. So when did you masturbate last? Who wants to tell? What time is it? Did you do it in our bathroom? No, I did it before I got here. That's about four

hours ago, I think. Yeah. Yeah, I do it all the time now. I'm out of the south. Well, something tells me that our presidents should be doing it more. Certainly this one

should have been doing it more. And, you know, shoot the gun between your legs. That's what I say. All right. And these guys, you make porn, right? Yeah, we make

porn. You make porn, right? You do guy, guy, guy, girl, guy. Just do it all. You do it all. Wow. Yeah. You're pansexual. All around player. Now they didn't teach you this

down in South Carolina. Kansas City, Kansas City, Kansas City. What how did you go from porn to porn? Well, I was dating this girl and then she had a daughter,

three-year-old daughter, and I looked at her like my own. And then the only opportunity you had, because we got kicked out her, her aunts, because her

mouth always got us in trouble. And I'm like, the only option I got right now, because I don't get a fucking job right now, is do porn, gay porn. So I sat her

down and talked to her, and she's like, okay, okay, I came back from San Diego, came back and shit. And then she like broke up with me. I'm like, fuck it

from there. I'm just gonna fucking, I'm gonna do whatever I want, and I'm gonna do porn, and I'm just gonna get my fucking, I'm just gonna get it.

Like, let's get it, come on. That is an interesting way to get into it. I don't know if I've heard that before. I get into gay porn in order to help support

my girlfriend's kid. I mean, that sounds really laudable, but then of course you kept doing anything when you broke up with her. So you must have enjoyed it.

Did you submit a resume or an application? Like, how do you get into pretty much chaosmen hit me up on Instagram. Oh, okay. So if I wanted to get

into it, it's just just hit them up or something, just get into gay porn? Honestly, like, I didn't know that. I didn't know beginning, I just didn't

money at the beginning, and I didn't know how far it would take me. And honestly, porn has saved my life in camming. That's awesome. Like, it wasn't

for that. I'd probably be like, I don't know what would happen right now. Really? Testify, brother Jesse. Testify. Porn has saved your life.

Hallelujah. This is interesting because it's related to masturbation, of course. I imagine your first videos might have been of you masturbating. Yeah. You know,

often guys get into it that way, and girls for that matter. And then again, of course, what you're doing is providing, you could say, visual

stimulation for others to masturbate. It's like therapy. It's like therapy. Yes. In fact, it is a form of therapy. Remember the Cheryl Crow song,

if it makes you feel good, it can't be so bad. You know, and just keep thinking that because you're doing the right thing if it makes you feel

good. Well, I don't always go by that. I'm not always, and if it feels good, do it kind of person. Like, say it feels good to you to like shoot a

bunch of people. Oh, wow. Well, okay. Okay, you know, there are homosexuals out there. Well, we got to draw that line. We got it. We got to

just say there are things that you might like doing that you shouldn't be doing. And I'm not sure who you are. So I pacifist type activities.

I'm just pro-social. Because I am a sex educated. As well as a sex mania. Oh, yeah. See it again. Yes, bonobos. Yeah, go bonobos. Okay.

So, when's the last time you masturbated? The last time I worked on the foam lines as a sex therapist for the Susan Block Institute. I do it all the time.

Oh, well, I didn't know that this would be a commercial. No kidding. I can't get on the phone without a cigarette and my hand down my pants.

It just happens. I'm not sorry. Right, right. You asked. Well, no, I did. I'm interested in that. So you when you get on the phone, I mean, I, he's

got his hand on his unit. I have to join him because we are one on the phone lines. Wow. Okay. What number is this that I can call? Well, I

mean, I actually run a sex therapy Institute. And I am a revolutionary sex therapist in the sense that, yeah, you can have your sex therapy in an

analytical way or in an experiential hedonistic way. And then again, you can have a combination. You know, if you want to know the background

Freudian or the Jungian interpretation of your dreams, or if you just want to jack off with the lovely Anne here, I guess you can do that too. I'm

Inga on this thing. Inga. Oh, you're Inga. Inga the Swedish. Why don't you just be Anne? Well, because now you've just blown my cover, sweetie,

but that's okay. No, you blew it because you said that you were I don't mind. I don't mind. It's all good. It's all good. I don't

care anymore. I'm a grown up now. Okay, people have different names. And you know, sometimes having a different name or putting on a mask

or perhaps a hat does make you feel different. It helps you to release your inner animal, your inner bonobo, your wild side. Yeah. Yeah,

should do. Yeah. Okay. It's good to know. I mean, that's why, like, that's my whole name, like why I got this name. Tyler. Yes.

It's like, know me. He I'm I wouldn't be doing that. Like, I would not probably be like in born. Oh, so Tyler is not your

real name. See, I can't believe that. Oh, well, you know, I think it's funny because Susan Block is my real name. So I don't

know. I use my real name. But I understand people who don't. And of course, half my family doesn't speak to me. But you know,

I feel I have as much of a right to my name. And I guess this all has happened to me as sort of gradually and I can't

keep track of a fake name. But I certainly respect when people use their fake names. What you are talking off your microphone,

I have no respect for that young lady. And in fact, you must go over my knee for that infraction. Let us get you right

over my knee. Roll your weed on it. Nice. What a nicely rounded. Thank it. Mm hmm. Come on. That's what you get

talking off the microphone. Okay, now what were you going to say? No. I was saying that my real name

was better than my poor name. Your real name. Maria Cox. Oh right. That's right. With a name like Cox. Why would you

change that? I want to be different. Yeah, how about you should call yourself pussy Cox? That's great.

Phoenix Dawn Kitty Cox sounds like some sort of Phoenix Cox sensual healer. Phoenix Dawn Maria Cox. That sounds

like a porn star. That's safe. Three Xs Maria Cox with three Xs. You're not related to the Cox sisters. Okay, so

Anne is also a singer. And she's singing. You're going to sing sexual healing because you know, that was talking

right, right guys over here. And I said, you know, I'm by my kids are by everybody's by by coastal, by sexual

whatever. And barb and gay was such a wonderful proponent of that lifestyle. And boy, was he such a crusader. We all

love him. Thank you. Rest in peace. Yeah, it's a very healing art by the way. Right now, I'm a body worship specialist. And

that is a specialist in all things body positive. People come to me who have negative body images and negative

feelings about themselves. And I help them appreciate and enjoy every body part that God has given them. That's my

specialty. Thank you. God. Right. That's the same God that says, you know, you could masturbate. That's why

I made your arms long enough to help them do that. Right. Okay, so now you are a body worship specialist. I mean, when you

first told me that I was thinking of the femdoms, you know, like at Domcon, have you worshipped their body, but

you help someone to worship. I worship their body worship their body can appreciate their own body and have it

stimulate their morale and their silver steam. It's about building some steam through body contact. Give me an

example. I was just going to after hours, I believe we have an after hours party for that ball up. Yeah, no, well, what

you will do? Well, come on, you can do a demonstration. What what does it involve? Does it have to be? I mean, x rated

and in any case, it could be. But but what what would a body like I say my my I'm sorry, I hate my feet. They're

so big. Then I'll suck your toes. I just want to understand, like get an understanding of what

I thought you I thought you might like just like speak to them and like, I will I will get down and make them alive

again. That's what my question I honestly thought you're just gonna sit there and say, Hey, you know, you're not

that fat, Anthony. You know, I'll just say you know, you can have another hotel and you know, the cheeseburger,

if you want to be beautiful the way you are. That's what I'm thinking. Are you going to like kiss on my stomach

or? Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to make you feel like you are. Okay, we'll talk about it later. Then that's

great. Yes, it is a wonderful art. And there's no license. Now, by the way, that she does not do as a

therapist for the doctors is right. It's my own individual. I need to establish that that is her

practice separate. I have a lot of therapists. Some of them are sociologists. Some of them are porn stars. And

some of them might be different forms of sex worker, but they do not do that for the Institute. Right.

Body worship is not sex work. It's body work. How much? Well, okay, how much is essentially speaking? Of

course. Well, what if they got a problem with how their dick looks? Okay, well, I can't speak on the

record about that. Well, but you brought it up body worship. And I mean, that's the part of a

guy's body that usually he has the most issue with, so to speak. Can I be honest, actually? Well, then

I'll treat it like a lot. Tell us, brother, Jesse. Well, then, I'll testify. I would show

you. I would like I start growing hair. I hit the puberty stage and I start growing hair. And I was

like, Oh, my fucking God. Oh, my fucking God. I got hair. Did that bother you? I trimmed

it all. And then I was looking at my digging out that we're looking like here.

Fucking eight years later. What's the moral of that story? Fucking don't give a fuck. Fucking

don't give a fuck. Make sure you put your pubes in your whether you want your pubes to like hang

it just it or you want to you want to shave them. I guess there's an audience for everything. And there's

somebody that might like you. The end thing is manscaping now and

everybody loves it. And keep on doing it, guys. We are so for that. No more bushes, huh?

Well, yes and no, I have to say. My wife, my wife on a trip. My wife on a trip. She

has both hair. Someone will like save some men like safe women, some women like hairy women.

But I think in porn, there is more of a tendency for shaving because after all, you want to see

as much as possible. Think about it. It's an anatomy lesson because we have no sex education, right?

Right. Where do you fucking see the genitalia and see what it is? And by the way, it isn't the norm.

They're usually a lot bigger than what's the norm. But hey, at least it's something that you

know, you know, it doesn't look like a carrot, I guess, more like a banana. So OK, are we going to

see a penis? He's going to put it out there. Do you charge by interest or something? Do we have to pay

you to see your penis? That's not going to ask you. How much is your session like yours cost?

Oh, anywhere from 150 to 500. OK. Depending if lunch is involved. OK, this is nothing she

does for me. And actually, she was a recently drafted guest to be. Yeah, it's cool.

It's cool. Am I firing? And no, you know, you know, we love sex workers, but you know, we don't have

that here at the Institute. I mean, we have, you know, therapy is a form of sex work and sex work is a form of therapy.

Exactly. You know, but there's certain we don't we don't like I don't know what to say about it, but I guess, you know,

it's it's cool and is a very cool person and all you sex workers are totally cool. And I feel so terrible

about this Cesta Fosta bill that was passed in the House and in the Senate. Ninety eight to two.

Only the guy in Oregon and. Anne Rand, Rand Paul, right. Voted against it, and it is the stupidest law possible.

It does not help with trafficking. OK, we all here, I think, I think don't approve of trafficking here. Here we don't approve of anything

non consensual or any under 18 sex work activity. But the passing of Cesta Fosta does nothing to help that.

In fact, it makes it worse. You know, it it puts a lot of people out in streets instead of being able to

kind of find their clientele over the Internet, which is safer. And now the Internet is censoring all of us, not just sex workers.

And of course, there is that, you know, gray area where you might go into as a porn star sex worker is a sex educator, a sex worker.

And so, you know what? Because the law makes the website owner, a.k.a. the publisher responsible

for everyone posting, in other words, little like Zuckerberg, that, you know, basically doesn't have hardly any sex at all. He's responsible for all of our sex lives

because if somebody gets busted, it's him. So of course, he's going to censor everything as much as possible. And so we're all getting censored.

That's why the term masturbation month is a flag term. And this this censorship is going on a visual imagery of words

of different types of accounts. It's all going on out there. And, you know, of course, it's doing nothing to help stop sex trafficking.

And, of course, we just found out where the biggest current source of sex trafficking for children is. And that is in president,

presidents. Where's your gag? How did his gag fall out? Put that sucker in his mouth. Gag that bitch, fucking gag order.

And the perchief as well. You know, tie it. Tie him up, put it. The gag fucked that.

Anyway, he has this policy at the border with his ICE agents where they separate parents from their children and send the parents into detention centers

or maybe to Guatemala and send the children someplace else. And that's bad enough that they just do that. But they've lost fifteen hundred children. So you know about that.

And this is probably a sex trafficking situation. Some of it, not all of it, but some of it. Some of it, they're just making them work in the fields. You know, but yeah, it's.

Such a wacky world. Susan, I feel that there are hundreds of thousands of women around the globe that have been put out of house and home along with their children and are in the streets and starving

because of this act. I myself true was. Severely affected by this act and lost my home. Oh, tell it.

And had to relocate to stay here in California with friends of mine down the street. And fortunately, I was taken in by very dear friends and have now had to reevaluate

everything I've been doing because I've been gagged by the government in a very unconstitutional way. Thank you. Well, thank you for testifying, sister.

One of your guests is here, Dr. Susie, a new one. Come on down. Come on down. Come on in. We got gagged. OK. Oh, here she is.

Mistress Cara and Jack Friday. Look in sexy. Oh, baby. So manly.

Oh, these guys were great in our but no bow way. Them Dom's of the wild presentation. I did a Dom Con this year.

I did it for my third time presenting the bonobos as the them Dom's of the wild. And just to keep myself challenged and everyone else entertained in case there was repeat.

Audience, I had these fabulous, talented performers act it out and go bonobos. There you are. Look on the screen. Oh, no, we shouldn't be looking.

Right. Look at you. Wrestling, you look good. Yeah, look at you with a banana. The wrong end in your mouth.

Don't you know what's end of a banana to suck? Well, you need education, Jack. No, you look great. Did anyone tell you you're photogenic?

Yeah. Wow, you guys look great. And those pictures, I think, for the most part, I don't know, I could have. I think they were by Jux Lee.

They were. Look at that. There he is. Click, click. OK. OK.

Well, you're standing and that's OK. Well, I mean, you could plant yourself. Come, come be planted. I want to move your stand.

We could move the stand at this point. Right, I did my little opening spiel. And that is my music stand. I make that's a long list.

Lewis nonsense. And this is my straw purpose to have a little dick. Right. OK, so because you are late, you're going to be punished.

OK, so give them a microphone. OK, so this is Mistress Cara. This is Jack Friday. Hey, Jack Friday.

Oh, thank you very much. What was that guy's name on Dragonet? Right, Jack Friday. Isn't that his name?

Dragonet? Isn't that you? Joe Friday. Oh, that's Joe Friday.

That's Joe Friday. Oh, well, that's Masturbation Month. That's his brother. Jack off Friday.

Jack off Friday. That's right. And Monday and Tuesday and Jack off Saturday is today. And every day.

Every day. Every day. Every day. But Masturbation Month, we talk about it.

Yes. OK, and we already did. So now it's time to do it. No, I mean, actually.

What's my punishment? Your punishment. You have to masturbate, no. Always masturbate.

It's true. Your punishment. I should. Wow, you're such a dominant woman.

And you're so strong. I know you could beat me up. But you do. You could pick me up and throw me down.

I'm getting excited just thinking about it. I highly recommend it. On the other hand, I am. Yes, so do all of us.

My power. 100% on that. She's loving the power. I am loving the power.

So you know me. Such a prurient soul. So I would like you to do a striptease. OK, I will do a striptease.

I must say that dancing and stripping isn't my forte. But I own my operas, so we're going to do this shit. That's it. First of all, you are the most graceful person I know.

But I know it's not like a thing that you do. You can just stand there. But I feel. Yeah, you're taking your clothes off.

I think you can do it pretty good. Yeah. And Phoenix is here to help, by the way. Anything you need.

Anything she needs. Give us some good seduction. So how about The Kingster by Carmina Formosa, dedicated to the Bonobo Way.

Yes, walk that cat walk. Mistress Kara. Tell me the boots. There she is.

Who says you don't know how to do this? You're such a liar. Oh, my God, I have it. Not another way, you big toe taste.

Watch the masturbation mode. Nice, nice lingerie stuff. Watch this. Wow.

Oh, I love to have some more of that. Oh. Oh, yeah. Mistress Kara.

Oh, yeah. What it does to my winky. Wow. Oh.

Whoa. Breast therapy. Talk about therapy. Woohoo.

I can't get up. No. Eat it up, y'all. Eat it up.

Mistress Kara, live from Bonoboville on the Dr. Susan Block show, taking her punishment. Like such a good girl. You're so forgiven.

What should we do to punish him, though? Get your breath. No, that was amazing. That was, I mean, you must have been a stripper in another life.

I know you're an erotic wrestler, and you are so much more and so many things. But, yeah, you really knew how to do that. I think it all depends on my motivation and who's around me.

Oh, right answer. Right answer. Beautiful. That's the right answer.

Oh, I really like that one. Mm. Mm-hmm. Wow.

And, you know, that was so freeing because, of course, when we performed in the fabulous Hilton Hotel, we had to keep all of that under wraps. Yes, we did.

We did. Talk into your microphone. We'll have to finish you again. Yes, we had to keep these and all fun parts under wraps.

Everything had to be a little bit of pussy lip came through on some of Juxtas' photos. Thank you, Jux. He looks for those things.

Right, right. But, yeah, and you were wearing your kilt. I was. Yeah.

You didn't have anything on under it. I don't believe I did. No, I think it was full regimental. Full regimental.

I was, too. Yeah, as is appropriate. Commando. Mm.

Wow. Well, happy Memorial Day. Yeah, happy Memorial Day. Thank you for your service and for not being a fucking warrior anymore.

Right? There's some mistakes you don't make twice. Right, right, right. Okay.

Well, good for you. Good for you. Because you served... I served in...

Desert store? No, no. No, no. Desert shield?

I actually never went to the desert. Desert desk job. Right, no. Well, I was infantry.

Palm Desert, right. I was an infantryman, but I was stationed in Germany and I had one deployment at Tkosovo. And the weird thing about never having gone to the desert

is I joined the army on September 10th, 2001. Oh. September 10th. Wow.

And then, of course... So we know you didn't do it because... You were gone. No, I wasn't itching to go to a war.

No. But I was convinced I was going to go to one. Well, but I don't know. The next day, the day after I raised my hand,

I was like, peace time army. Oh, that's done. And how long were you in there? Two years of active duty,

and then six years of the inactive ready reserve, which wasn't... I didn't have to show up to stuff for that. So basically two years that I...

So how did you see the light and decide to trade in your gun for a dildo? Oh, I still had dildos in the army. Well, so did the guys at Abu Ghraib, actually.

There are ways to use those things. I never used it on anyone who didn't want it. No, I'm sorry. Sorry, I know your name is not Gina Haspel.

No, it's not. I know, well, you know, I can't help it. Anyway, okay. Well, I'm glad you're out of there.

Me too. Right. Okay, you were never in there. Or you could beat any of their asses,

actually, with your bare hair. I could, but I'm far too much of a hedonist to join. Right! Right, it's too regimented.

I forget my own regiment. Right, you are. I'll be in your regiment. Yeah, yeah.

So, how much time do we have? Nine minutes. Wow, okay. Well, so we do have time for a Bonoboville communion.

We do. And, I mean, you guys are kind of ready. I was almost going to have you do it with your friend there. But maybe where did he go?

Did he go to the bathroom? Both of them went to the restroom. They both went to the restroom. Sounds like the wet room.

The wet room. No, it's okay. You're not upset that I'm a judge. No, I'm all cool.

You're all cool. You can make fun of the way I talk too. I mean, I make fun of the way I talk all the time. Okay, good.

Okay. Because, you know, some people make fun of people. I don't want to make fun of anybody that doesn't want to be made fun of. Well, you're not a bully.

You're not a bully. Well, unless... I play one on TV sometimes. I kind of bullied her into doing a striptease,

but we're all happy for it, right? You can bully me, right? I'm going to bully you and taking your shirt off too. How about that bully?

How is that bully? Because you push a little, you know. A lot of people like being pushed a little. They do. They do.

It's a finesse. You've got to develop, especially in the Me Too era, or else you're going to get fucked. You can't really push.

You have to kind of sort of, you know, back and forth and test the waters. Because there are a lot of people in this sex-negative society that need to know that you want them.

And so, desire, it can't become a dirty word. Like, I would like to see your dick at some point. Right? If you would show it.

You just went to the bathroom, right? Show it. Oh, you show it now. Great. Okay.

There we go. Now you're pushed out. Let's see. Let's see. Woo-hoo.

Show you that. All right, let's see this. You went to the bathroom and everything. Max wants to see it.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Are you going to help him with that? Or what happens?

No, you don't have to. It's masturbation month. I didn't let him do it. Whoa.

I did that. I did that on camera. Well done, sir. Yeah?

Well done. Okay. All right. All right. Well, he showed it.

Okay. That was nice. Now, we're going to do a Bonoboville communion. You might want to watch this because you might do it next

or maybe when we come back. Okay. So you look ready to be the altar girl. Have you been an altar girl?

I have. I think it was my very first show. Oh. I came here.

I was. Did you want to be a receiver then? I should give you that option. You're talking off the mic.

I'm no longer going to be a receiver. Yes, I was an altar. We'll be a receiver this time. You will be a receiver.

And so whose altar would you like to receive take from? Oh, goodness. I don't know. You're available?

Well, I certainly always available. Yes. But I choose you. You know, me.

I'm available. You have six minutes. Okay. I have only six minutes, too.

But I don't want to be an altar girl. I'm usually the high priestess, but I will be the altar girl. So you have to help me. Yeah, what can I do?

So you bring me the salt. All right. Okay. That's the little bowl of salt there.

Yep. Okay. So this is a religious sort of ritual that we do. What religion did you grow up with?

Baptists. Baptists. Okay. Baptists.

Okay. Do you do communion and baptism or not so much? Not really. It's a Catholic thing.

Yeah. But some Episcopals do it. Did they do it in the royal wedding? I don't know.

Probably later. No, we still ate the bread and drank the wine. We drank the wine. We still did.

You just didn't do it every day. Oh, you did that. Okay. Well, this is very similar except she's the bread.

I'm the bread. Right. Okay. So, oh, I'm the bread actually.

Never mind. I'm the bread. Yes, I'm the altar girl. I'm receiving.

You're receiving. I am receiving. You are receiving. You're going to put the wafer in your mouth.

And so first you suck on the wafer. She's a good little sucker, isn't she? Oh, I love this hair kind of hair. I have my juxtapose leather finger flogger just perfectly situated here.

Okay. And then we put the salt on. See, this is usually like something I do for someone else. So now you lick the salt.

So, lick up that salt. Mmm, the salt of life. It's Himalayan pink salt. So, there's got to be something sacred about it.

I call it sacred salt. And she left it pink, too. Okay. So now we have...

Oh, this is a lot. You guys. Okay. She just saw how much I had in there at first.

I feel like this is too much to pour down your throat all at once. It might be a little much. It might be a little much. Let me have another...

Yeah, I don't remember this in church at all. No, no, no. I'll go back if this happens at church. Let me have the other shot glass.

This is Agua coca leaf liqueur. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners. I feel like an alchemist here. Okay, so...

Yes. This is... This would be alcohol. Are you allergic to alcohol?

You don't drink alcohol. Oh, you're like, okay. Okay. Well, you don't have to.

It's a virgin. You could be an altar boy. Like, I don't drink in this case. Okay.

So you put yourself between my legs. No. Well, that would be nice. Head back.

Lean back. Lean back. And... Oh, yeah.

Now we do waterboarding. Yeah. Bonobo style. Right.

Whoa. All right. She just got it all over us. I got waterboarded.

Thank you. Yeah, we all got waterboarded with that. Thank you. Okay.

This is not the kind of waterboarding that Gina Haspel does. Okay. First of all, that's non-essential. And second of all, it doesn't taste as good.

Although, whoa, are you okay? I'm very good. Are you very good? Yeah.

Also, she doesn't say, are you okay? Get the blood flow back down. When she does her waterboarding. That was fantastic.

So, just so everyone does that then? You have two minutes? I mean, everyone does that. I mean, there's nothing in Bonoboville that everyone does.

Okay. We do different things. Everybody got things. Let's follow the time.

One thing everyone has to do on my show. Fucking please talk on the microphone. Say you're sorry on the microphone. I'm sorry.

Okay. Get over my knee. Yay. Uh-oh.

Two punishments in one night. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Yeah. Okay. Oh, she's so naughty. You've been a bad girl.

She's so naughty. Bad one. Bad girl. We're down to one minute.

We're down to one minute. One minute. So, you know what? I'm going to say to you all that we're going to take a very short break, but I'm

so excited to be here celebrating the climax of masturbation month with the fabulous Mistress Cara, Jack Friday, and Igor the Wolf. And wait a second. I am getting my notes.

Anthony Davis. That's my real name, too. Jesse Prather and Tyler Daniel. I know.

I know. You closed my eyes. I have some guests that didn't show up and some guests that did. And anyway, I'm doing great.

You're always great. Love of you, so don't come yet and don't go away. I'll be right back. You're all the best.

Yes. Hi. I'm Dr. Susan Block, and I've just written a new book called The Bonobo Way, inspired by my love for the make love, not war, great apes.

You know, the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions, including face to face. But it's not just how bonobos have sex. It's how they use sex to prevent murder and war, really.

They're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other. They practice what I call peace through pleasure, with the females gently dominating the very happy, very sexually satisfied males. Bonobos are special, partly because they just are and partly because

they're very, very close to us, almost 99% genetically similar to us. When it comes to being human, even being humane, bonobos can teach us so much, which brings me to us and more specifically to you. Is your inner bonobo longing to swing free?

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And improve your love life. We're listening to Radio Susie One on the World Wide Web. And now, here she is, Dr. Susan Block. Here I am, your love doctor, the mistress of the airwaves.

I am broadcasting live from Bonoboville, flanked by Mistress Cara, the delicious Mistress Cara, the amazing Mistress Cara. Mistress Cara is a woman for our time,

sexual, strong, and beautiful, and really smart. And she's got this stud with her for, let's say, what, 14 years? 14 years. 14 years.

Wow, congratulations. That's awesome. Thank you. Yeah.

And they got a poly thing going. You know, they're bonobos. You know, whatever makes it work. So I'm impressed.

Bring my camera back. That's my husband talking. Like, he talks softly on the microphone. That's right.

He talks softly. But at least he's on the microphone. He is. I talk softly and carry a big camera.

Yes, you do, Max. We love to watch MaxCat. There you are on the screen with a big bottle of champagne. That's the captain of my ship of fools.

And he is with Facebook camera, which is fine right now, because we are all closed. Yes. But Facebook darlings, when things get really exciting,

that's when you need to move to the box seats at Dr. Susan Block.TV. You can also be a cheapskate and just, you know, pay nothing and watch us in Bonoboville,

although then we get your personality. Yes. And we turn you into a Bonobo sapien like us. And of course always a percentage of everything.

Give us from your first born to, you know, your bank account number, everything. Percentage goes to help save the Bonobos. Yes.

And that's what it's all about, you know. We got to save the Bonobos. We can't lose the Bonobos like Trump lost 1500 fucking children at the border.

Okay. That's sex trafficking. That's fucking asshole trafficking. That is terrible.

Terrible. Okay. I'm going to get off my soapbox for a few minutes. And where's my lovely ass producer?

Get your ass over here, ass producer. Here she is. Uncle Sam Phoenix Dunl. Ass producer.

Produce that ass. Yes. Roll your weed on it. Roll your weed on it.

I have to spank the other side. Oh, I get this now. Spank in these sides. Right.

Roll your weed on it. All right. So we are back. And we are also with the lovely Anne.

And the lovely Ecor. Okay. Lovely. I'm lovely.

And Tammy. Tammy is back here. Oh, yeah. Tammy up here.

Oh, yeah. And, and well, I have all kinds of excitement here. Here she comes. Yes, Tammy.

I also have Jesse Prather and Taylor and Tyler. I was close, Taylor. Yeah, right. You have an accent too.

So I said, Taylor, which I meant Tyler though. Okay. Tyler. Daniel.

And the reason I remember that he's Tyler. Daniel is because he said, I'm not stormy Daniels. Who I love. And I have a blow up doll that looks like her.

Like an angel. Yeah. Right. I before West Hollywood gave her the keys to the city.

I gave her my endorsement as a hero for our times. Anyway, I'm sorry, Tammy. Actually, you look a little like stormy Daniels, but anyway. Turn it off.

Oh, thank you. We love Tammy. Tammy's the best chauffeur in the world, the prettiest. Fast driver.

Fast driver. Great driver. Drive your libido, baby. And I have Anthony Davis.

Thank you. Yep. Still here. You like to be called Anthony, not Tony.

Say something funny. Tony's okay. He's been funny all night, actually. You are kind of funny.

Walka walka. But I want to know a little bit more from you about like what you were saying. Like you come from this very strict Baptist upbringing. Somehow, I mean, you knew you were coming to a sexuality show.

Maybe you didn't know was the greatest sexuality show on earth. I did. I've watched your show a few times. I like it.

Okay. It wasn't like a culture shock. Like I said, it was like, you know, I'm from the south where, you know, I don't see, I didn't even get access to porn till I was like 18.

Wow. Well, you shouldn't really. I mean, let's just say that. I mean, like, I didn't, I didn't know what I mean.

I was like, ah, tenies. Like, you know, but I didn't, I didn't have sex. So I was 24 for the first time. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. It was just that awkward. It was just dead silence.

Am I doing it right? Was it a small town? Was it a small town? What's that?

Is it a small town you're from? Oh, yeah. Yes. Wow.

Yeah. North. One McDonald's. And that's it.

Yeah. One McDonald's. Yeah, I know. I'm so happy out here in LA where there's 40 of them.

Wow. 40 of them. Just two of them is the best for you. Wow.

Damn, it's two of them. I know. Damn, I see two McDonald's. Damn.

We're pros and cons to the rural life. Mostly cons. Yeah. Okay.

I'll go for that. I'll go for that. I know how you feel. I lived in a small town for my high school year.

Oh, yeah. There you go. And you know what? A lot of people in porn and maybe in comedy and people that they come from small towns,

they want to break through that. You know? Yeah. Maybe.

Maybe it's just so awful. Oh, it was. It was terrible. When I first saw Titties, I was like, yes.

More of those is as much as possible. Right. You know, because you don't have the internet. I met my wife on the internet.

If it wasn't for getting out of that place, I never would have met my wife. I never would have gotten into comedy. I wouldn't be who I was now. I'd be like my dad, a minister that says, masturbation is evil.

So your dad was a master. Don't have sex. Wow. Yeah, I said you had you.

Okay. I know, right? So what did you think of our community? Oh, it was great.

It was a lot different than when he did it. But a lot more naked ladies that I'm used to. Guys. Oh, yeah.

I saw your dick. That was cool, too. I lost my Virginia in a church elevator. Virginia.

Why is there an elevator in a church? The elevator opened and they're about to... It was so embarrassing, but like, fuck it. That's what's embarrassing about that.

How that happened? How that even happened? Were you just sitting there like, hey, sex? And she's like, okay.

No, it all builds. And then like, it all builds. And when we get there, it's like, fuck. And I'm like, why not?

Fuck it. Let's go. Yeah. God, did you see that Bible verse?

It got me so hot when he was feeding the Romans. Jesus Christ. Blowjob. Everyone's getting very excited.

I can hardly get a word in edgewise. At least they're talking on their microphones. Wow. Sorry.

No, no, you guys, it's great. Talk over me. Talk over me. I love it.

Oh, yeah. Talk over you, baby. Baby, baby. Yeah.

So, you know, a lot of sex is audio. Yeah. So, I'm excited, you know, that you're part of this experience in our little church at Bonoboville.

Oh, I'm very excited to be here. I've never seen a woman strip before, so that was fun. Oh, you never saw a woman strip? No.

Your heart was beating over there, wasn't it? Yeah. I was like, oh, Titties, yeah, all right. That was a damn good introduction, too.

Okay, yeah. In LA, baby. It's a beautiful thing. Hey, if, you know what, God or goddess or nature created us as we are.

Why not see the beauty that has been created by evolution or by, you know, a big teacup in the sky? Beautiful fucking machines. Beautiful fucking machines.

Right. There you go. Okay. You don't have to go to Daytona Bike Week to see.

So we're going to stretch your ability to, like, handle things. No, I mean, well, I mean, we just did. I've just saw a dick. Well, okay.

I mean, that just happened. But I mean, we're going to see more of the dick. We're going to see a little more of the dick. Because it is pride month, or isn't it like a season?

It's like not even a month. Seasonal dick. It's a lifestyle. It's a season.

It's a lifestyle. You guys have taken over spring. Let's just get right real with it. Spring and summer.

Right. It's okay. It's cool. You know, bonobos are gay.

The bonobo way. It's true. They're pansexual, actually. They have sex all amongst each other.

Yeah. One. Yes. We are one.

We're going to sing that in a minute. Right. If this is spring, I need a new set of AA batteries. Right now, I think we're going to switch seats with some people.

Okay. So that he said that in a really appreciative way. Did you hear? Okay.

Thank you, ma'am. Thanks, guys. Thank you for not having this. Goddess block.

The cock sucking going on next to me. Right. I don't know what's going to go on. That would need to be a weird thing.

I just asked them if they want to do communion, and they said yes, and they're my guess. So you gals, maybe, or if you want to go, and you guys, come on up here. Come on up to the bed. Don't leave.

Switch seats. So you are quite sexy. Give him a microphone. This is Jesse and this is Tyler.

And that's Jack getting a hug from Phoenix. Yeah, get a hug over there. Phoenix, you can help me out here though. With, you know, all this hot maleness.

Crawl over there. So now, who's going to be the... Uncle Sam and Auntie Samantha. You're going to be the altar boy, I'm imagining, since you're in a sharing your body.

You're drinking, obviously. So you're going to be drinking some more. Right. Okay, yeah?

Put that down. Is that what's going to happen? Put that down. Okay.

So now, you put that down, and now you're going to refrain for a minute. Right. It's always good to refrain for a minute. Okay.

And then you let loose. Let us know if there's going to be any nudity, so I can take... You know, damn right, there's going to be nudity. Yes, to nudity.

No, no, no. So I can take Mark. There's going to be. There is not at the moment.

Actually, we have a huge group of people all sitting around. And we're all dressed. Of course, Phoenix has ripped stockings. And I have my Yale panties on.

Yeah. I'm showing my Skull Pride. Shout out to Yale. Shout out to Yale.

Anyway, yeah, and the lawyers of Yale, by the way. You're going to be able to... Love ya. Okay.

Oops. No, it's Bula Bula, actually. Be true to your school. Oh, be true to your school.

Right. Okay. So Skull Pride, but this is more like a gay pride thing right now is what we're doing, I guess.

Or, you know, kind of a pansexual or, you know... Wait, you can't talk without a microphone. Yeah. Somebody else, somebody give up a mic.

You get spanked. Give it up. Give it up, girl. Give it up.

Okay. They're on the spot now. I don't hear you. Turn this mic on.

Turn your mic on. Oh, there we go. I am pansexual, so I don't believe in, like... I connect over, like, if our soul connects, our spirit.

All right. Good. Yeah. Good.

And you? I just, like, fuck it, go with the flow. That sounds very pansexual. I'm going to hell anyway, so I fucking know later.

So now, you're going to be the altar boy, so you have to strip. I think we're going to have some stripping music. Okay. Let's put on...

So let's turn off the sensuous stuff. I'm going to probably get back to the kingster, I think, is good. The kingster. I am a professional stripper, but I'll do what I do.

Is it a professional strip? We're going to be free, okay? So let's appreciate this. Okay.

I go go dance, too. Oh, you do. You want to do back up here? No, I'm, like, go go dancing.

You're a pro stripper. Like, go go dance. You're a pro stripper. I ain't going out in no so low.

Yeah. Okay. We're going to make it all happen. Everything.

Everything. Okay. So are we ready? Are we ready?

No more mics. Now you're going to strip. Okay. Here we go.

Here we go. Oh, yeah, baby. The stripper boys. Beefcake.

Magic mic. Magic mic in the building. Take it off. Take it off.

Oh. Are you enjoying yourself, Tammy? I have front-row seats right here. I'm fine.

I can see it all. Usually I can't see from the bar. Wow. Guys have a lot of clothes.

You know, women come on with a little panty here. A dress. Guys are, like, full of jeans. I'm supposed to always dress with string.

Right, right, right. Whoo. You got to look at this body here. Whoa.

Get rid of these shoes. It's fucking hot. This is littering on my set. I don't know if you're supposed to have built my camera.

What's up with that? All right. Okay. They still have something on.

What's going on? Wow. So you guys, okay, so let's bring the music down. We have come to the boxer short stage here.

Equipo. Yep. So let's have a hand for the strip so far. Is that how you do it every time you take your clothes off?

Do you just start dancing around and everything? Wait, wait, you need a microphone. Give him a mic. Turn on the microphone.

Yeah, that's the way I always take off my clothes. That is the way you always take off your clothes. Wow. That's a lot of work.

When you go to bed at night, you do that? But I think you guys live in a webcam house, don't you? Or something like that? Girls and guys.

Partly like that. Right, right. So you're like on candid camera all the time, aren't you? Oh yeah, like the attention, we're attention whores.

Wow. This is like reality TV porn style. Yeah. Do you get kicked off the island?

I mean, just be yourself all the time. I feel like if you be yourself, people will watch you more than like when you're just acting on a script. You have a whole philosophy. Thank you.

Yeah, he does. Did you just meet on this thing? I actually met him randomly. I picked him up under a rock.

It seems that way. You're a good team though. They can be a comedy team, right? I mean, you're the comedian.

I mean, these guys, they got potential to get up there. We got Joe, Aaron, refined the accent a little bit. I have so many questions. Go for it.

When you guys are on candid camera, do people pay more when you're making a sandwich? Or when you're taking shit? I will tell you. Hey, I'm making a sandwich and people will give you money.

I'll tell you guys from experience when I first started camming this before. I became porn star and I started doing camming at the same time. But when I started becoming camming through Boyer Boys, yes guys, I'm promoting you guys. You know you shouldn't.

I'm promoting you guys. I know nothing about what he's talking about. I would wake up every morning. I'd be like, I'll wake up in my bed, start the camera in the fucking camera.

Or the camera in the fucking laptop. That's the camera in the camera. And fucking be like, let's go guys. He's answering your question, right?

2,000 tokens. I think so. Okay, so we're going to do Bonoboville Community now. Do you just start saying, hey, I'm going to start?

What's up guys? Let's start today. Oh, so every single day? Yeah, every single day.

Everyone has a different kind of life. I know, but we all have a sexual nature. That's fantastic. I want to be paid to be making a sandwich naked.

Hell yeah. My wife doesn't even want to see me naked. Somebody else might want to. Somebody might.

You know that's one thing the internet has brought out is niche markets. I'm not in the both shape. You're not. I thought you were in perfect shape.

I'll let you know that you look a lot better than I do. I thought this was perfection. I'm being honest. This is not perfection.

You mean that's not perfect. We are all perfection. Brothers and sisters, lovers and sisters. Yeah, but if you put those two together, you get me.

We are all perfect in the eyes of the sex gods and goddesses. Can I get an amen? Amen. Can I get an amen?

And that is one thing that the internet has taught us. The internet has taught us a lot of bad things, like that a lot of people want to kill a lot of people, and it's horrible.

But the internet has also taught us that there's all kinds of beauty. You know, when I was a kid, you know, you didn't have all this variety. You had these certain images of beauty, and now there are so many for women and even for men.

Yeah? It's cool. Well, I don't know about that. You know, I don't know if there's someone for everyone.

You know, I'm kind of a romantic, and I got my hubby there for 26 years, and I think there's someone for some people, but not everybody is couple-oriented.

You know, you guys are kind of couple-oriented. You have your way, but not everybody is, and it's not a terrible thing to not be in a couple. It's okay.

It's okay to be in a truffle or to be single or, you know, to be searching or to just enjoy several people. Yes, single. Or to have a lot of casual sex as long as you do it responsibly

and, you know, casual sex. That's all I'm talking about. All right, so we're going to do a blessing on the casual Bonoboville communion.

Oh, and I forgot. Whoops. What are you doing? Oh, you're hooked up to me.

Hello. Yes, I forgot to do this because you guys already did the Bonoboville communion and I need my happy assistant, my beautiful assistant

to help untangle this, please. Untangle me. Don't pull too hard. It'll break.

Take it easy. Oh, now she's just playing with it. Okay, okay, here we go. Don't think connected.

Yes, because you received communion. Everybody's crushed. You got laid. Yeah.

Well, and the doctor says laid. Let's play on words. That's awesome. Roll your weed on it.

We love the green. We love the green. Oh, yeah. We're ecosexual.

Okay, so since you're going to be the altar boy, you come sit in the middle. Come here. Yes, you.

Jesse. Brother Jesse. All right. So what is going to be your altar?

Is it your chest or your dick? Or the altar? I know. I'm a porn star, but fuck.

I don't even know how the shit I'm like doing. Okay. Remember, I was the altar girl. Yeah, never been a church.

Oh boy. The loveliness was Kara providing my nipples for her to suckle. Now we can show Dr. Suzy.

We can show male nipples, right? Right. But I don't know about the suckling. My nipples are.

I would say no suckling. That might be appropriate as I would say regardless of whether they want to do cock suckling or nipple suckling, that it would not be Facebook. Materia.

No, right. Facebook. You know, this is what's called self censoring. All you brothers and sisters.

And it's a terrible thing. There's no judge. There's no jury. No.

It's a terrible, terrible thing to do to yourself. Except, you know, I just see it as multifaceted that we're on Facebook where we do the PG version. And then we have Dr. Susan Block dot TV in Bonoboville where we have that kinky X rated

version. Everything. So what's it going to be? Is it going to be the dick?

It's going to be the ass dick. Ass dick. Everything. Oh my God.

All right. Why are you making me do you? We're making you do what? Uh-oh.

You've got a little. You've been over. You've got a dispute with your receiver there. You know, can I bend over for you?

You want to hold my dick too? You've got to work this out, guys, before you get a reason. You've got to work on it. Okay, okay, fine.

Oh, he's. I think that was an ass. I got permission. I can hold my own dick.

All right. So now you can reveal the altar and now you move the Facebook camera. We move. Okay, we move.

We move. Move it away. Everybody say bye, Mark. Bye, Mark.

Bye, Mark. And now. What's that? Okay.

Let me hold it. This is all you've been brought to by Facebook. Yes, that's right. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Pull it down. All of it. Yes.

That's it. Yes. Yes. So now you must lick the altar.

You're going to get a drink after this. You're going to lick the altar? No, no. He's going to lick the altar.

He's going to lick the altar. He's going to lick the altar. Tyler is going to lick, is going to lick. It's a kind of worship, you could say.

Oh, it's happening. It's happening, brothers and brothers and sisters. You can't go on Facebook. You like to watch brothers.

Okay. Is that it? That's it. That's it.

That's it. You know, some of the girls do it a little harder. You know, yeah. Give it some love.

Oh yeah. Give it some love. Yeah. This is a big advertisement.

I know we're not paying you. Yeah, I'm putting a hundred percent. All right. For those families watching at home.

So hold this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're not done. Okay.

Hold that and talk. And now we sprinkle on the sacred salt. Sacred salt. See, this is the religious part.

I told me not to come. From the Himalayas. She sounds good. Just keep singing.

You would think that salt on your dick would hurt. Sing it, sister. Yeah, same thing. I was like, wouldn't that hurt?

Salt on your dick? That ain't the way to have fun, son. I usually don't put seasoning on my pain this way. That's just me.

That is the way to have fun. Some old pain maybe, but that's it. They're rolling in the aisles. Speaking in tongues.

There you go. All right. And now that you have performed. No, no, no, no.

Dad used to do it. Now sit down. Sit down. Yeah, take it all off.

Just take it off. Just take it off. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Oh, my God. It went through the hole. We got a basket.

We did it. We got it through the hole. Now that is a significant thing here. The Dr. Susan Block show NBA.

Okay. So now you are going to get waterboarded, bonobo style. Well, do you want to do it? You want to take that responsibility?

I will do it. Thank you. Waterboarding. Waterboarding.

And now the hatch. Yeah. Waterboarding. Just another Saturday in LA.

Bonobo Queen. And yeah. You did good. Yeah.

All right. You have survived. Bonoboville communion. You can have a microphone and tell us about your experience.

How was that? It was what? Wow. It was different than regular communion.

Yes. Thank you. Yes. That is true.

It is different than regular communion. But it has certain key similarities. I did. I did go up.

Got it. You did have a choir singing behind you. Angelic voice. So he ate the body.

You grew up Catholic. I did. The body of Jesus. So you did.

You did do communion. Yes. In Catholic church. So you are now, would you say, a lapsed Catholic?

Yeah. You're still kind of a believer. A mole of the spirit of belief. Right.

Gotcha. All right. Well, this just gives you another level. A craziness.

Right. Right. Honestly, talking to the microphone. Because Shaitana is not very Satan.

Like it's not really a bad religion. No. Hey, I follow 666 people on Twitter. Hey.

Yeah, they're good numbers then. Satan is what used to be Pan in my opinion. Pan is the God of the wild. Pan is the God of nature.

And look what we've done to Pan. We've turned him into Satan. And we're destroying the earth. Yes.

We have to go back to Pan in some ways. Right. We do. We do.

Good Catholic boy will lead the way. Our name. Our lead the way. That's right.

Thank you. Like Moses. You know, Moses also had a stutter. Yes, he did.

I did. I remember. You remember that. When you grew up in Bible times, you're as old as Methuselah.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's hear it for these guys.

All right. These guys are amazing. Jesse and Tyler. Representing.

What are you representing? Girls and guys studio. Girls and guys studio. Yeah.

And God. These are just the guys. God. No, it's not God.

It's God. God. God. What time is it?

How much time do we have? Who's going to tell me now? You're over time. I'm away over time.

I have five. Do I have enough time for ecor to sing a song? You have 13. I do.

13 hard minutes. So now you guys, maybe you can switch with ecor. And the girls can kind of get in back of ecor. Be like his backup group ecor.

Can you come? And that is an ass. And if you, if you put your underwear back on, we can have, we can have zucker come back in.

You know, I watched this show. I watched it still like three or four times before I came here. Nothing expect, you know, nothing got me ready for that ass. It was fantastic.

Wow. One day I hoped to have an ass as nice as yours. Yeah. So, you know,

ass is very important on this show. That's why I have an ass producer. You can say they're really big asses. We all have asses actually.

It is one thing we have in common. We may have different types of genitalia. Although our genitalia are really a lot more like than we usually think of them.

But yeah, the asses are pretty similar, you know, although some guys have hairy asses. Present. Some guys have very firm asses.

Some girls have very firm asses. Ecor has got a pretty firm ass right here. Oh, look who's standing right next to Ecor. Tammy.

Can I get both of you topless if I turn off the, can I get you topless? I would love to get you topless. I don't need the mic to show myself.

No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, after all that, Dick, I think we need to see some tits, right?

Yes. Oh my God. It's in the Bible. It's in the Bible.

Oh, yes, and more, more men, more beef cake. Yes, baby. You always have these beautiful people. Representing the itty bitty titty.

Oh, not so itty bitty. Yeah, they're itty bitty. It's on there. Well, compared to Mistress Tara of Mother Earth.

Yes. And I love the natural, not that I have anything against women getting implants, if that's what you want. But it is nice, the natural, I think.

I look just like that underneath my shirt, too. If you want to take your shirt off, honey. That's a cold order I can't. Go right ahead.

Take your shirt off. You can. Take it off. You can.

You know, we're all beautiful. My titties are bigger than hers. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that's a good one.

You know, but feel free. Now, we're not going to make you, and we certainly don't want you to feel uncomfortable. But if you want to take your shirt off.

Take off. You like it? You don't? This is the place.

At least somebody does. Who am I sitting on? Oh, I'm sitting on Tammy's clothes. Okay, cool.

Okay, so I think we're going to... I don't know which song you should sing now. Well, you was like, political tonight, so what's this going to do?

We are one, because we're looking at all this diversity in here tonight. Oh, yes. Yes, there's a lot of diversity.

And there is a lot of oneness. In fact, weren't you just talking about that? Yes. Look at everybody here.

Look at this. Different races of people. You know what I mean? So, you see that volume?

Yes. Everybody throw the ones up. Because we are one. We are the human race.

The human race. Shout out to Kansas and the Wolf. From corn to porn to corn to comedy. You call the Wolf, Dr. Block.

Yeah. Oh, I can give you popcorn. I can be grimy and greasy real easy. Believe me, that's the lesson.

Been on the blocks, trapping the spots. Evading the cops till I got popped. My handcuffs is on my wrist. Said I'm the man to think about it.

While I'm in the thinking I got shit to finish. Earth needs me handcuffed. And I won't stop giving the props. Throwing the pieces showing my love

and all of your love. That's what I'm all about. Man, let the Wolf shout. I love y'all.

Man, let it trickle down. Let it fall. Like the season. Good beach don't need reason to be nice.

That's what I'm so cold as ice. And I don't think twice I got your six and take six small steps to have your 12. Mama, daddy, eldest, raise me well

with integrity. Which then too, my humanity is going to take their men and we do confidence. Sadity.

Two pop. Throw the ones up, y'all. We are one. You and I.

Believe me? Yes. Together. In a twine.

In a twine. Which then, you and I. We are one. We are one.

We are one. We are one. We are one. We are one.

I know sometimes society and life can feel like a bad storm. Infinite thunder and lightning. As much as you keep striking,

keep fighting stickin' and moving, join in proven that just with a little piece life can go a long way. Cause Wolf is here to help.

Pay bit of weight with more peace. We already got war in our own streets from here to the Middle East Send them bra with them down for the cause

Been had my card of humanity That's gonna take the man to me To confidence and sanity, to progress and peace Wrap the belly of the beast with a betrayed state of mind

Elzai, now I ain't shy, cause I got love to spread If love is my butter, then earth is my bread Let's eatin' beasts like kings and queens with beasts And seein' can we all just get along?

Alright, be right in King Doc Martin Luther I'm still pushin' your dream cause we are what One, throw them all fuckers up now One, we all say one

Come on, one One One, I can't hear y'all One

I can't hear y'all One, one One, we are one We are one, we are one

We are one, baby We are one, yo I guess I won't see the peace that I need Until I reach the streets of the GOD

Until then, I'm goin' in swimming We are well, yep, I'm that guy I swam by I said hi, and then left Water bubble, the water's in trouble

So clean me, give em a double shot of integrity Mixed with a shot of humanity The ultimate boiler, make it ultimately for the sake of man We need it in the twine racial shines

Elevate our minds like we didn't hit the finest lines If push, minds push, low to the world Reach to a man, wanna touch a boy, touch a girl But with no sin, doesn't trust

You don't want the state being big up to being state Don't let man pass hate to that school state I think that school's great, so go kids Educate, graduate, demonstrate

That we are one I can't hear y'all We are one, we are one We are one

One, one, one We are one It's good, one, nice One, one

We're number one We are the world, baby One, one, one, one We are one, one, one, one

One, one, one, one, one One, one, one, one, one We are one We are one

We are one We are one Us and Trump Yeah, all of it

We're all responsible for each other We all gotta take care of each other Yes We're not really doing that

But we're trying, we're trying We're gonna do that Let's do that Let's find those 1500 fucking kids

Stay lost You know, on please You have another lost guess We found it, the lost is now found

Come forward The lost that is now found Come, come to the noble Come to the noble

Come I say Give it up for the lost Who's now found Hi

Hi And who do we have here ladies and gentlemen Who do we have here Oh you have two mics now

They're being interviewed by CNN and Fox News And B&N, Black Network News That's a great song, very nice

We are one, it's true So I'm glad I finally made it, sorry I was late Oh yeah The gentleman, the lost has been found

And you are This is your first time on the show This is my first time on the show Right, and you're very late

And so I cannot be responsible for remembering your name Shana Lay Shana

Lay Shana Lay Shana Lay Shop in broccoli

Shop in broccoli would not be how I would think of it But yeah, cool Shana Lay, welcome to Bonoboville Yeah, sure

Yeah, you know, we were going to have you a little sooner But yeah, here we are I'm going to pass the time Thanks so much

So what are you going to do next? Well, I think we're pretty much done We have five minutes Five minutes

What can you do with five minutes? Show us, show us You're so far you're doing good taking off your jacket I'm going to take my pants off

Okay, well then I'll take my pants off Take it off, take it off Now I want to say Shana Lay Do you need help?

Some kind of a healer or something What do you do? I don't know, I need help Give her some help

Hold your mic Give the girl some help With whatever she's trying to do Here

She's got on a little Look at that What have you guys been talking about? What's sex?

Masturbation Pride I saw a few dicks Sester Foster

Being one Memorial Day Masturbation Month She stripped, they stripped

Oh, thank you No, I didn't strip They stripped Hey, that is all in the moves

And we did communion Communion, how do you do that? Do you do it like on the belly? Maybe you're abs

Oh, my body Well, I mean, we could do either one or both Do you want to do communion? We don't have much time

I don't even know We have four minutes What is that in tail? Ambulance

Of what? Can I have juice or chocolate? You want to show us your titties? Sure

There we go Yay I'm sorry I did that so crassly But I don't have much time

We did that Although I don't think people had enough time To take a good photograph So do it again

Slowly Okay, so now That we did that Would you like to do communion?

Would you like to do a drink? A drink? Or just want to tell us about yourself Why don't you just do that?

We're all so crazy You're here now, you've got one minute I've got one minute What's your life story?

My life story in a nutshell Yeah, in a nutshell You've already used that for 30 seconds How funny is that?

I will tell you that I was late Because there's a huge thing in my neck A thing in your neck I was run over by a sled

You were running over by what? This is not a one minute story On the next episode To be continued

You've got to come back next week That's all there is to it It is actually a fascinating story We're going to stay tuned

This story of your neck And in the meantime, you are Shayna Lay Shayna Lay You can find me on the Twitter

Oh, there's some pictures of me Oh, that's very cool Thank you That's what I do

I sit around and look hot sometimes Same here Thank you for joining us for a couple of minutes

Don't go away Stay there I'm going to thank everybody else now Before you do that real quick

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Yeah Well, next time You have to broaden them even more Okay, alright

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At more of the front sets Yeah Beautiful And thank you boys

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I had a lot of fun Guys and girls studio Thank you Where's my lovely

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