Self-Love September Climax: Bosom Ballet, Incel Orgasm & Lying Crying Kavanaugh

Full transcript of Self-Love September Climax: Bosom Ballet, Incel Orgasm & Lying Crying Kavanaugh on The Dr. Susan Block Show:

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Brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists and exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, femme-doms and femme cons, cam girls and friends. All you children is sex, and we are all children of sex with a capital X. Can I get an amen? Can I get an amen?

Yes indeed, brothers and sisters, we are all children of sex. We may or may not be children of God, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Brahma, whatever you worship. And I worship them all. I'm loving them all, all the gods and the goddesses. But we don't know if we're children of any of them, but we do know until we start cloning ourselves, we are all children of sex.

Can I get another amen? Amen. Of course, and a women. Amen.

Women. Indeed, brothers and sisters, I want to welcome you to Bonoboville. Pleasure, call us. Yes indeed, this is the womb room.

Where's my womb? This is it. And the goddess rises from the vulva puppet. Yes indeed, this is the womb room of the Dr. Susan Block show, live from the little church,

the little love church of Bonoboville. And yeah, it's another Saturday night and this happens to be the last Saturday night of September, so it is the climax. Of self love September.

Yeah, that's right, the climax of self love September. Yes indeed, that's what it is Blossom. And we're celebrating, I mean we've been celebrating self love September kind of all month long, but at the same time it's the climax and it's going to be kink month soon,

not that you can't climax during kink month in fact you probably should, but this is a special time when we want to honor and kind of explore self love and of course the way it's defined on the internet I guess self love means many many things, you could say spiritual things and treating your body right and getting facials

and I just would say it also involves you know a little self love, like yeah maybe with a vibrator or maybe just with your fingers whatever floats your banana boat baby, you know for males for females for trans for everybody you know self love is important if you don't love yourself how you're going to love somebody else

and by the way masturbation helps to you know keep you in shape if you don't have a partner as well as you know helps you to figure out what you like so that you can communicate with your partner about what you like because you know most partners are not mind readers. Occasionally we do have the psychic partner,

but for the most part it's good to tell them or show them show and tell is even better and the best way to do that especially if you're female but you know we all have our masculine and feminine size is to really you know explore yourself when you don't have the pressure of someone else there I mean someone else is great I hey I love partner sex maybe it's the best

but when it comes to really figuring out what turns you on physically and mentally it's kind of good when you're by yourself and you don't have the stress of trying to please someone else and you can just tune in to your own thing so that then when you're with someone you can share that and at the same time care about their pleasure.

So yeah, pleasure. Hey, masturbation is the key to un-frustration, okay? Masturbation solves frustration. Sometimes it does. Sometimes it does.

But don't do it too much. Blossom? Sorry. Somebody needs to just turn off Blossom's microphone.

That's right, they got to turn it off because you know what? Sometimes people can masturbate and get frustrated. It's true, masturbation can be frustrating when you're doing it all day long maybe you're doing some drugs and you can't come

or maybe you know it's not even drugs you just are having trouble coming because you were traumatized and you don't know what to do. It can be frustrating but I say just keep going with it. It's a yoga.

It's a sexual yoga. And masturbation combined with kind of meditation is what we call medibation which is a very cool kind of yoga. And my friend and Max was her first publisher, Annie Sprinkle

I believe was one of the creators of that term, medibation. So let's talk about that. We're going to be talking about spanking the monkey. Where's my monkey?

I got a lot of monkeys here. Here's a monkey. You can tell he's a monkey because he has a tail. But nobos don't have tails but what do they call it spanking the monkey?

That's masturbating. But you know in the fall we give thanks, right? Thanksgiving and we give spanks. So we're going to do that tonight.

And boy do we have some spanking to do. I tell you. We've got to talk about politics for a little bit right here. Yeah.

There's some cry babies that are in need of a spanking. I tell you. I mean and I'm not against men crying or women crying. You know I in fact think it can be a beautiful thing.

But I have to say there's a lot of crying going on right now. In the Senate. Yes. And there is crying Kavanaugh.

Right there. And there's all different types of crying. There's the angry crying. And there's the really I feel sorry for myself crying.

And there's don't you ask me that question crying. And then there's the lying crying. Yes. We've got plenty of that.

From crying the crying Nazi to crying Kavanaugh. Oh boy. And like I said I'm not against crying by the way. I think it was a beautiful thing.

Bill Clinton. Where's Bill. Oh there's Bill. Yes.

Bill cried. When he heard the story of a woman who died. Because she didn't have health care benefits. And he cried.

Whether he was faking it or not the tears were coming down over this woman that he didn't even know. And that died unnecessarily. And by the way there's a study now that shows

that a lot of people are dying unnecessarily in the hospital. Even celebrities. And like Joan Rivers for instance. I mean Serena the tennis player she had to save her own life.

It's terrible. So anyway he was crying over that. And that's cool. I love when a man expresses his emotions.

Like Obama crying because of the children that were killed in the Sandy Hook elementary school massacre. You know people made fun of him. I mean it shows he's got a heart okay.

And I believe in the beauty of people crying including men over things like that that involve compassion. But I gotta say these men did not cry in anger. Or in indignation because their own feelings were hurt.

Because of their own families being embarrassed. Or because of their own ego being punctured in some way. But yeah that's what we really got an eyeful of the other day. If you're tuned in to this whole soap opera

of Supreme Court nominating and passing. And we have our crybaby Kavanaugh. I feel like I can you know call him that partly because he's a fellow Yalee.

Yep. There he is. He's crying. Oh my God.

And would you put your peepee away please. I mean I'm all for peepees. I love peepees. I love penises, cocks, dicks.

But not in your face when you haven't asked for it please. Okay. I mean you know come on. And by the way yeah I'm totally for my fellow Yalees

who have come out with the truth about lying, crying, Kavanaugh. Because it helps to keep our reputation as you know upstanding citizens as Yalees. Some of us are.

And you know our reputation is being drugged through the mud right now in the Senate. It's just a crazy thing. And of course you know Trump, there's Trump.

I have devil ears on him. Not that I'm really against the devil but in this case I don't know the Trumpus. Here he is and here he is with his boy.

He just loves crying Kavanaugh which is kind of funny because he said he doesn't like any guys that cry. And he makes fun of Chuck Schumer who cried

over Syrian immigrants that weren't allowed to come here. I mean okay. Again that's crying over somebody else. That's compassion.

That's kind of a beautiful thing. And I'm not a big fan of Chuck Schumer by the way. And I'm not a huge fan of any of these politicians. But there's a time and place for crying.

And I guess when you're doing a job interview which is really what our friend here Cryin' Lion Kavanaugh was doing I don't think you should cry.

I know if I was interviewing you for a job I don't think I would hire a crying person. And yeah it's great to do it if you're on trial might get you sympathy from the jury

or the judge. But if you're interviewing to be the judge or the Supreme Court justice I mean please keep it together

especially when the crying is about you about you being exposed having your calendar show that you celebrate beach week by you know

downing beer after beer after beer and nothing wrong with beer by the way interestingly the other day was National Beer Day.

But I gotta get across a couple of things because I am a sex therapist I'm not an expert in a lot of the things that I think Judge Kavanaugh lied about

and things that have to do with what lawyers he knows and just how he's in the pocket of the corporateocracy

but I do know what a devil's triangle is. It is not a beer game it is not quarters and I mean there's nothing really wrong

with the devil's triangle as long as it's consensual and I kind of have this feeling he was talking about a non-consensual devil's triangle

in his yearbook but a devil's triangle let's see does anybody know we can turn their mics on now

let's anybody know what a devil's triangle okay it is a three-sung involving two guys and a gal

that's all which could be a beautiful thing it could be a beautiful thing unless the gal is being held down

against her will with a hand over her mouth then it's not a beautiful thing that is not a beautiful thing which is what he was accused of

and I'm not saying he did that but he did say that devil's triangle was a beer drinking game so he's trying to hide something there

and then there's the whole thing of buffing, buffing, buffing anybody know what buffing is? it's like roofing

kind of he said that it was flatulence which is you know kind of gross but still just you know

high school crap so to speak but it's not that it does have to do with the butthole though it is either anal sex

ooh there's my Yale panties and it's either anal sex or injecting the anus with you know the drug of your choice

which could be beer honestly they do have that there and this is called buffing that's buffing

that's buffing, buffing so ladies get ready that's probably good for your rectum I don't know about that

the thing that I want to be clear about we all are getting one that there's lying going on this is not just crying Kavanaugh

this is lying, crying Kavanaugh right now if you're tuned in live we don't know whether he's going to go through I feel like he shouldn't

and that would be horribly embarrassing for everybody but I could be wrong because you know they want to push him in this guy

the guy with the Mario Kart mushroom tiny little pee pee

with Yeti cubes as Stormy described him whack, she whacked him with the Forbes and so do we

yeah this guy he really wants this guy crying or not because he says a president can do anything

this guy really made it possible for George W. Bush to torture

anybody and he gave carte blanche with Alberto Gonzalez the

the attorney general at the time and I mean this guy is responsible for making

a lot of people cry in real pain and he's crying because he might not

get this job because he might have been exposed as you know

lying, crying wham, wham, wham assaulter, assaulter, no and by the way the whole virgin thing is kind of funny

because he says he was a virgin right in high school and many years

thereafter he said so let's assume that's not a lie which his roommate from Yale says it was a lie

or else he lied to his roommate from Yale which is also possible and said he was an experienced fellow in any case if he was a virgin

what does that have to do with assaulting someone and not getting her clothes off and putting your hand over her mouth

or waving your penis in her face because of course he's defining virgin we know how he's defining virgin as not having had

penis and vagina intercourse now we define sex in very big ways and we don't see virginity as some rubicon to be crossed

but obviously he does and let me just say yeah when you're a virgin you can still assault someone

just like you can punch someone exactly what I was thinking she's like exactly punching no I was just thinking

you don't have to I mean you can be a virgin and totally rape somebody why does he think that that's a justification for well I can't rape this person

because I was a virgin maybe they were a virgin that's why they raped someone well wait a second

the gentleman I don't know if he's a gentleman but anyway he went to catholic school

nothing against catholic school but I mean hey those priests aren't they supposed to be celibate you know I mean maybe they think

they're maintaining their celibacy when they just ask a altar boy to suck their scepter I don't know

who knows these definitions of virgin are very suspect anyway they might just feel that

if they do it they don't do it with a woman maybe they actually think

that that's not actual sex you know I used to I didn't go to catholic school I went to public school

but I used to get sex lessons from the girls that went to catholic school because they were much more advanced than we were and mainly they were advanced

because they knew how to give blow jobs and get anal sex and do all those things that you know aren't defined

as sex they could say that they were virgins mainly because they weren't going to get pregnant through these things

so this is these are definitions that don't wash these days and cry in Kavanaugh

so you know he's going to get a spanking okay let's see what kind of spanking he might get

oh here he is getting a spanking that's him absolutely I am spanking

he was on the show Brian Lyon Kavanaugh with the Bonobo Way there you have it lied about being on the show

he didn't say that now of course he was a virgin when he was on that show he's still a virgin and by the way sitting next to him

is the lovely Danielle Watts beautiful who's holding some cake for him to eat and we have several beers waiting

for him to have those too so interestingly we had his balls removed though from that

that's true because we wanted to post it on Facebook and you can't post balls they were all the way down to the

all the way down I'm sorry I thought I brought balls so anyway before I introduce

my guests I just want to say that I just did an interview with some gentlemen who are circulating around back there

they're sitting back here with us Robert and Pegas they're drinking beer having a good time

are they having sex? anyway they're great guys and interesting questions and they interviewed me about

the incel phenomenon which is if you don't know what that means it is involuntary celibates

the most extreme example would be Elliot Roger and Alec Minasian who actually are mass murderers

although in my opinion a lot of mass murderers are incels they're not having sex or if they're having sex

it's not very good and maybe they're beating their wife or maybe their closet homosexual or maybe they really

are identified as incels or maybe they've been rejected by a girlfriend like the guy who shot up the Marjorie

well the school in Florida Marjorie Stoneman I should remember something like Stoneman

anyway they're not all mass murderers very very few although they are a little resentful

of women and of men that they think are getting laid but even more of women and so they are

very very in one second and I will get to your question young lady and I will actually introduce you and one thing is they are

very supportive of Judge Kavanaugh maybe because he says he's a virgin and they identify with that

but also because of his anger his crying lion anger they relate to that and it's kind of scary

it's kind of sobering even if you drink beer and I believe we need to deal with it as a society

not through locking them all up if they didn't commit crimes no but through compassion not through calling them just

toxic masculine people I didn't know they kind of are but compassion and what's the best way to show compassion that I know

the oba nobo way goba nobos babies okay so we're going to talk more about that

how to goba nobos you know how to help our incels we got to help our incels brothers I would say brothers and sisters

but most of them are brothers and help them to find self love September to find the pleasures in life

and everyone deserves that we all deserve that and you know in some sense I believe that we need to

legalize, decriminalize and destigmatize sex work these guys do a great extent need

sex work it's great if I can teach them as a therapist or you can teach them to be kinder to women

to seduce women that's great but in the meantime sex work why not they need it and by the way

a lot of them can afford it but some of them can't and when they can afford it I believe and I know this is a long shot

but I believe that the government our government our society should pay for it that's right

I believe we pay taxes a little socialism we pay taxes get a blow job

that's the way to be social I got to say this don't speak for 20 seconds okay because I know

a lot of people say we can't afford it we can't pay for it where's the money where's the funding well we have funding

to increase the military budget every year until it blows us to kingdom come so

we have funding for a few blow jobs to let our people come in your mouth

nothing wrong with that I hope it happens in my lifetime if it doesn't I'm depending on you millennials and generation

exers okay so in the meantime I'm going to introduce my guests one of them just fled the room maybe

was it the come in the mouth I don't know she has to throw up now okay well you know lion crying Kavanaugh did talk about throwing up

I think he wasn't lying about that he probably was doing a lot of that in high school college everything it's all the beer

first I am going to introduce the beer knowledgeable and lovely mother

tink yes indeed we are so happy to have mother tink back last time she was here it was a Virgo birthday

she can't hear in her headset that's correct so mother tink is looking ravishing she has on a push up bra

like mother Susie and she has a doggy beautiful a talking dog

and he's so adorable look at that fluffy pomegranate he's so awesome everybody loves the fizz

everybody loves the fizz we love the fizz mm-hmm alright and now she's back

the femcom stripper was it the come in the mouth is that my bladder is just like this big

the bladder I would say when we have the dominatrix is against Donald Trump here we

you could pee on Trump in fact we have a trump pee pad created by Jeffrey valance maybe we should bring that

over here for you if you need to I'd really just let me just have this you know because

this is actually for dogs so it could go for either one of you this is created by we can just keep it over here on the floor

this is the trump pee pad by Jeffrey valance we love you Jeffrey

this is actually a work of art it makes Trump look much better than he is we have this in the gallery also we'll show you this if you like

and we do pee on it sometimes I could totally do a show I just ran to the bathroom now

maybe later my bladder is only this big it'll happen eventually okay and this is sunshine

hi mcgain mcgain mcgain

mcgain mcgain mcgain may he rest in peace

cause he certainly didn't live in peace and I'm not talking about him being a prisoner of war god and goddess bless him for that

I'm talking about just being for every single losing horrible killing

war that America has been in since he's been alive so and now he's gone and you're no relation

so we're going to stop talking about him but you're a stripper and a comedian I've done a lot do you make jokes

while you booty shake? is that how you come up with your jokes? you'd have to watch it said but I mostly

I totally watch you can I see her on Facebook and somebody move the Facebook camera a little bit there you go, thank you

I mostly complain about the customers I hate although there's customers that I love but they just don't make jokes

exactly what am I going to say oh this customer he paid me so much money I loved him

he was so nice and he paid my bills I had a couple of really funny interesting nice customers

when I was a stripper I'm jealous maybe with a fetish it could be funny

mostly I just vent and bitch and people find it funny because life is a bitch we're looking forward to you venting and bitching

on tonight's show maybe a little stripping too they'll be a nice surprise I'm wondering

what's under that turtle shirt there she is sunshine and now moving right across is honey Dior

honey Dior give me more honey Dior I gotta say honey Dior

you gotta stand up for just a moment because you look so hot honey can we appreciate look at this

I didn't mind sitting next to it I like how she's wearing two pairs of panties we might get one of them off at least

wow that's quite a great outfit we're matching we're wearing blue we're wearing blue and black we are matching

I didn't even realize that I think my vagina got moist you're matching and we both have

and our heart sunglasses that's just fabulous so it's so good

back there I'm back here I'm back there okay and now

so honey honey you're from the hot bed of craziness right now Washington DC

but she's not on mic somebody turn on her mic please honey mic squeeze oh

okay oh she had to turn on her own mic okay and turn down blossoms is a little loud

okay and so honey honey has a soft voice like honey yeah so you're from

Washington DC and why ever did you leave that you know sane and wonderful place so how's some wonderful fun

everywhere else okay yeah and

you are a cam girl is that how you would define yourself cam gal I am a cam girl okay how long you been doing that

about a year what got you into it one of my friends was a cam girl so I had to be my cam girls

like besties cam girl besties you know that's very bonobo you know bonobos are the

they make love not war chimpanzees who swing from the trees as well as with each other and they make peace through pleasure

they never have been seen killing each other in the wild or captivity and one of the reasons is because they are female empowered

but they also make sure the guys are okay the guys love it the guys get laid and the guys are treated very very well

they're all like little princes in bonobo but one critical thing is that bonobo females stick together there's bonobo female solidarity

so yeah hoka hoka baby sister yeah so is your girlfriend still in it or did she leave you by the way side

she is currently not in it right now sometimes the girlfriends get into something she's still in DC

yeah she still is in DC okay she's like coming right now yeah but you are and you're out here in LA

I know it's amazing okay very good and now we have blossom kitty kitty show off your panties

mmm kitty cat aka pussy cat yeah pussy cat right right right I'm loving the mixture of honey

and blossom and being a fairy I want to eat them up alright well maybe you can eat them up

that is what the puppy keeps trying to do the puppy keeps trying to eat us that was another subject I talked with my interviewers about today

with conilingus is anybody like not getting enough or people want conilingus

I can always get more she's I'm ready sign me up because they're kind of proposing

maybe there could be like an event where gals who aren't getting enough conilingus can get it

from guys who want to give it who might be incels but I mean they'd be vetted they wouldn't be the murderers

don't kill anyone I don't know maybe you need to can I ask my question now is there a female version of incels

if you're not getting sex I mean there are women who are certainly not getting the sex they want

and many and they get angry but I think if a woman just wants to get laid

it's a lot easier for most women to do it that's what I think that's what I think

I think I've met a few angry women who aren't getting laid thank you do they identify as incels

I don't know that that is if they haven't been given the vocabulary word yet that's what I'm thinking there's been a lot of years in my life

where I was like give me the vocabulary word and I'll accept it but if you don't give it to me then I don't

what is your vocabulary word feminine incel I guess I'm open to it

if you want to be a female version of it hopefully you're not going to commit a mass murder I hope not

but I don't know it could happen I've had twice where I went

he's going to go Ninja Turtle everybody try not to speak at once try to let people talk one at a time I'm trying to listen to this murder mystery

I've had twice where I was celibate for three years and I was I got rage angry

I didn't kill anybody you didn't masturbate or anything no of course I masturbated but after a while

okay well no I mean I think that a lot of the incels masturbate it's just that I don't think they define

masturbation as sex so much I think that they have this old fashion definition of the like you know Cabinol here

where are you Bad Yali you yeah I think they kind of might define it as just you know the penis

and vagina thing and they're kind of the guys that sometimes will call our institute for therapy and say I've been

masturbating for 12 hours and I can't come I say well how many times have you come well five okay well that's why

you can't come but you know they don't get satisfaction from it and and so yeah there's

a lot of frustration there but you had frustration too so you can relate and you know men are not from Mars and women are not from Venus we're similar

in so many ways I gotta say as a woman I'm not very interested in masturbating on a regular

basis yeah I really don't enjoy it a whole lot I do have toys and don't don't don't get me wrong I'm still totally

fascinated with that seafood no no no the tentacle dildo the tentacles I'm fascinated but do you want to hold it I love this

she's like okay I'm gonna that's made by bad dragon here come up and sit in my bed

you're gonna hold it? now that you're holding my dildo you don't have to get you in the bed you don't have to sit on the

the pee pad here yeah you sit with the dog sometimes women feel good about getting pets don't sit on his tail

don't sit on the dog I'm sorry he's chilling he's chilling

I've just never been like completely and totally fulfilled with masturbation I've tried so many different toys I've tried like Sybians

I've tried all kinds of different stuff and I've just never been able to be like completely fulfilled have you tried this

yeah I've got one at home that heats up heats up yep it heats up I don't like things that heat up I don't know I like things that vibrate

well I figure you know I heat up enough well body heat happens when you're actually having sex right so your toy

it's like there's no it's too hot I like the heat no I can see how some people do

it feels like another person different strokes for different folks I personally love to have ice cubes in my pussy

I do I've had that too but that's like doing actual sex actual sex

what kind of cubes do you like what do you define as actual sex well not masturbation you like the cubes big

or little cubes big that's what she said you're like crushed no not crushed just little tiny cubes

oh like just small cubes maybe being spit from a mouth I have a mouth tongue

frozen tongue I love it frozen tongue easy to nibble on right yeah

call it cunnilinguini cunnilinguini well they're from the same root they're both Roman Latin words

cunnilingua lingua and if you're good at it you're a cunnilinguest okay

we need a drum beat after that okay never mind I'm learning a lot of vocabulary words what would you do with this

what wouldn't I do what would I do it's got some stuff on it here well first I'd wash it

I mean maybe we'll do it do you want me to get it ready for you do you want me to get it ready for you would you

I got that ready for you would you do something on camera well we're on camera

I don't know I'm not much for doing much on a video that's the thing no sneakers here

I know you missed sneakers maybe we shouldn't ask we should just kind of do wash it

okay so I mean you don't have to do anything there's no requirement but you know it doesn't have to go she's thinking if you like

glide it along your body I don't want you to glide it along when it's got little pieces of Yeti Pube on it you know

we've got those Yeti Pubes so okay you're kind of a dom but also kind of a switch yes I'm definitely a switch

you're definitely a switch because I gave you a good birthday spanking oh yes you did and so I might want to give you another spanking

just because you have a fabulous ass and you know what I have lost like like 10 or more pounds recently

since the last time I was on so my ass probably looks really damn good right now I'm going to say your ass looked perfect before

and I don't know where you lost the pounds from but you certainly didn't need to lose it from your ass show me girl yeah okay

yeah I have to say nice look at those panties can I give a little whack here

oh yeah look at that that's beautiful I really love the music okay

and that is nice all right so beautiful wow all right so

yeah so you like to switch and we're back now with the clean tentacle with a clean tentacle

I'm careful to obey while he's talking to you so I don't know if you want to do that or not

you know I mean by the way the phone number is 1-866-289-7068 it's a free call

so I'm not really doing therapy here if you want private therapy that is during the week but yeah I mean

you can call and I'm not guaranteeing that we're going to be all that compassionate if you sound like lion crying but we'll try

we'll try we'll see so what's his name what's his name anybody know nobody knows

put him on the phone but I don't know what to say hello hello how can I help you good to know the name

good to know the name how can I help you are you there caller hi who's this

it's Brad Brad oh I know Brad I know Brad Brad is actually he's a name

and it's called avid masturbator and Brad can I say this Brad I'm going to say it because you used to be a client

but now I guess you've run into a hard time so you called a show is that right oh my you're not a client anymore right

and I bet you're turned on by one of the girls here I'm not sure which one but let's hear

there's a few there there's a few hotties and a dog but hopefully you're not turned on and a puppy don't forget the puppy

it's okay to have fantasies about the dog but no real reality with the dog

and the pigs too out in Iowa those pigs giant mosquitoes wow okay so Brad

who did you want to talk to here Blossom Blossom alright

by the way she is a therapist with the institute what would you like to talk about Brad about buffing

what did you say about buffing Blossom Brad buffing it's a triple baby isn't it Brad speak up a little

because you're talking in like this come on speak up she looks great I know how this is going to end

she is sexy we love Blossom okay tell us why

tell us why what about her is sexy it's because I'm next to honey I love her

I love blonde hair very sweet pretty girl okay did you have any questions

for her for us well I just wanted to see a little more of her

I don't know if that's going to do it Brad thank you Brad you got to be a little more inspiring

to get to see more of her I think I do look good next to honey do a little modeling

Blossom stand up come on and turn around do do do do do do do do do

okay okay that's all you get Brad that's it Brad did you have any other questions Brad

okay so now masturbate for us come for us it's self love September come on do it

come on Blossom I want to hear it oh my god

oh my god he's going to come I told you it was the climax to self love September

and Brad is going to give it to us yep I hope if he jizzes into a tissue

he can open it up and see if it made an MTV logo oh my god cool thank you Brad

I appreciate the compliment thank you are you alright now Brad are you feeling better

are we good Brad do you identify as an incel are you still there are you still there

I can't hear him he's physically there let me talk ask him again Dr. Susie

he heard me what do you think Brad do you identify as an incel or no see he's not there now

I love Brad see I can't ask that okay so folks if you're going to call in

well I mean you can do whatever you want you can do whatever you want and we can do whatever we want because that's the kind of show this is

it's not therapy when we do therapy it's private and you know we're a little more

I guess open but yeah I mean Brad is cool and he celebrated the climax

of self love September he certainly loves himself I guess he did not identify as an incel would be my guess

he didn't want to and that's why he hung up but I think he also hung up because he came I think he came

Brad's like that I've said it before Brad used to be a caller I think he has run into hard times listen the economy kind of sucks

it's good for the one percent it's not good for the 99% we need more socialism

in terms of money in terms of property in terms of food in terms of water in terms of sex right so you know

vote in November and nobody's Nazis nobody's perfect but let's not let the Nazis take over

thieves and they don't want to give us anything vote for the lesser they don't want to give us anything give yourself things

oil under there not much take the test what is that graphic

anyway I don't know if I want to see that how much time do we have 10 minutes we have some time

wow I'd like to do something fun and sexy but I don't know does the comedian have a routine

do you have a routine that's my husband you're going to do that over the break what do you mean

you have to get something I have to get my set list I was told I wasn't going to do a set

who told you that it wasn't it wasn't possible whoever talked to me on the phone

you don't have to if you don't want to no I can do a set okay I don't have it memorized that good because I was told

I wrote my set out oh you're not going to do a set you're just going to do improv comedy okay that's good

after the break you're going to go get your stuff and we will do your set for you oh you're going to do it it better be funny

alright I feel like that should be interesting you just give her a favor and she'll read it I mean I can help the set okay so now

since we're not going to do a set of comedy right now we're going to do something fun and yeah we could do

some bonoboville communion but I don't know can you talk to the girls I'm curious about them

I want the girls to talk honey what's honey going to say I think you need to be spanked okay if you need me to be spanked

my bladder is weak do you have booty shorts underneath that what do I have I have underwear on

I think the leggings need to come off and just wear the sexy digital shirt

I've been doing harry girl modeling for a while so harry girl modeling that could be a whole other interview

if you guys want to talk about that there's like a big demand for all natural women harry modeling before

it pays well that's why I've been trying to get into it well I did it a little bit in Seattle no I'm not the dog

I'm not the dog are we going to take the pants down okay you want to spank come on

gotta help there's no bruises right you're going to make bruises now can we show this on facebook yeah she's wearing panties

I don't know nice booty baby that's what happens when you spank I grew it myself during puberty

always be gentle when you start the spanking and work your way up by the way we are going to be doing a spanking issue

next issue of Dr. Susan Block Speaks Easy Journal is going to be spanking currently we are splashing art

and you might make it into the journal who knows okay so I think I want to give a hard spanking

now oh god I'm so not to you not to you although I wouldn't mind if you just get the pants off but whatever you like just yeah

I think compromise there's a trumpess here who needs to be spanked there's a mushroom

and I think that in tune with his supreme port nominee he is letting his pee pee

hang out and I think it looks just like stormy said it looked

oh my god and he's tweeting and look at that is he trying to take a selfie of his mushroom

something sounds like flatulence and I'm behind his part Mario Kart he's tweeting his mushroom

that was not very impressive although you know look at all the colors flatulence and I am behind his part oh my god

let's take this phone away take the phone who wants to hold the phone are you going to help me with this

be in your femdom mode I think you have to get on your knees but just on your knees

not on your hands and knees because you have to show off that pee pee and whack

whack give him some wax give him some wax maybe you should where's the Forbes magazine

this is the Forbes that stormy spanked him with and spanked his getty pews

alright this is for making us all sit through this awful supreme court

nominating process that is just so embarrassing for America you should be embarrassed

you who say you don't even like a man to cry and this man is crying over himself but you

it's because you want to be able to fire Mueller I didn't know it's supposed to be spanked too

everybody can get up and give him a spanking keep those thumbs down that's right and whack

thank you goddess Phoenix and so who's going to hit him now

okay and so we got riding crop in the hands of the beautiful

and amazing honey Dior give him a good whack honey that by the way is a Jux leather riding crop

and I think you should wrap the little pee pee with it we have five by the way

yeah we want to thank the wonderful submissive whose name we will not say

well we call him TMI and he is sacrificing himself to give us Trump

apocalypse therapy because we need it and we need post-cabinaw sex disorder therapy

that's pksd related to ptsd and a lot of us are finding it to be

you know not a turn on to hear these awful tales of sexual assault and beer

okay so you know you are going to have to suffer for this because a lot of sex lives are suffering male

female trans everybody and you are going to have to take the

punishment alright alright somebody should lead him out by the tie

on a leash here goes mother tink leading him out by his long red tie

that we are using as a leash and we are whacking him on his way out out the door

whack whack oh one more thing before you go turn around

and whack with the bonobo way and whack whack whack read it or get read by it

whack whack whack alright so I don't know what that was but I think we are almost ready to go

so oh we got four minutes minutes so oh here you are I had four bigots

you had four bigots I thought you said we had four bigots I was like no way who are you interviewing I didn't think we had four bigots

we do have four minutes and uh mmm let's see

why don't you come on this side of me honey because you are just

a big honey yes you are sweet as honey she's as sweet as honey

mmm mmm wow so I mean I suddenly want to go to DC

she's like I'll go to DC she came to me have you ever been a cam girl no

I was on peak social slightly have you ever been a stripper yeah I mean look at that she's like

well of course I have so which do you prefer camming or stripping I love both both are really fun

which one do you like more well which one do you like more well I already asked for that

I did already ask her that Blossom she didn't give much of an answer because you know what she probably likes

sometimes sometimes I like to dance sometimes you like to dance we're going to have some dancing when we get back

we're going to do some you have a minute left Dr. Suzy you have one minute left one minute left

break time and then we'll come back okay so you know what where is my other guest any sexual confessions

you're out of time okay one more do I have anything left I have nothing left

okay then those of you who are here we'll just see free the nipple alright

okay we'll be back hi I'm Dr. Susan Block and I've just written a new book called the bonobo way

inspired by my love for the make love not war great apes you know the ones who have a lot of sex in a bonobo sutra of positions

including face to face but it's not just how bonobos have sex it's how they use sex

to prevent murder and war really they're the only great apes that have never been seen killing each other they practice what I call

peace through pleasure with the females gently dominating the very happy very sexually satisfied males

bonobos are special partly because they just are and partly because they're very very close to us

almost 99% genetically similar to us when it comes to being human even being humane

bonobos can teach us so much which brings me to us and more specifically to you is your inner bonobo

longing to swing free would you like to tap into the hot natural sex energy within you that you would

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and who couldn't use a little bit of that these days so get the book learn the bonobo way you'll be glad you did then you'll want

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way and learn why this could be the most important eco sexual movement of our times and improve your love life

we're listening to radio suzi one on the worldwide web and now here she is doctor susan block

now my titties don't talk my pussy does i do a special sub-show

okay so we are back hello and i am

introducing the captain max hello captain max now we didn't have any sound in the studio oh we got plenty of sound in the womb

we got too much sound okay so we are back in the womb room in the little love church of

bonobo vill and next to me is you can't hear me okay good well over

there in the bar is captain max aka prince max a million hello hello leblavitch

filingerie melnick and prince of napoli

yes indeed how you doing darlin i'm doing good so

we got a bunch of guests now i'm gonna introduce so right here is the lovely sunshine

mcwayne mcwayne and over to my left

is the lovely honey dior

and over there clutching the bad dragon dildo

and her dog is mother tink and what are you gonna do with that dildo put it between your boobs yeah oh yeah

can i bring in the facebook camera yeah okay don't focus on the dildo with the facebook camera even though that is really

not a penis shaped dildo and blossom is over here blossom who had the masturbator brad

give her the tribute of a fine self love september climax and we appreciate that

because it is still self love september but it's almost over so you better climax while you can okay so

over to my left is a couple of guys that interviewed me today about the incel phenomenon

as well as a bunch of other subjects and that would be robert stark and pegasus

matt okay matt i know you said something about pegasus i don't know if they have a microphone that we can

oh there's a mic he's just holding it alright so how are you guys doing well we're doing fantastic

did you have a good interview with me earlier oh we should only did okay and did you have a good time watching the first half of the show

yes for sure okay and i see your book is right on your lap just in case we don't know that you're an author as well alright

let's see oh i think i don't know if i meant that what's the name of the book

can you guys tell is there any feminine version of it incel wait you have to talk on a microphone

so the question was whether or not there's a female version of incels and

there may well be women out there who are sexually frustrated certainly of course there are there may even be women

who have inceled it for some period of time but in as far as incels is an online sort of movement or whatever you want to call it

it is entirely men and entirely very misogynistic men so okay i have one more question sir so okay like

sir you talk about like the thing about the male incels is like they end up being like mass murderers and stuff well they don't know

no no no no there's two that identified as incels that committed mass murder i kind of feel that a lot of the

other mass murderers not all but a lot of them are sexually frustrated perhaps involuntary celibates or they just don't

get along with the women in their lives or their closet gaze or some sexual issue that i feel our society needs to

kind of deal with other than taking their fucking guns away but you know then they have knives and monster trucks so

what are you going to do anyway what was it like the first like

mass murder like a female they wrote that song i don't like mondays and it was like a female mass murder

oh yeah i've heard of her mass shooter that was back in the 70s yeah exactly so

would someone maybe i'm searching for too much information i don't know would someone like that

talk on the microphone or don't talk i'm sorry i guess i'm searching too much like could someone like that get so

sexually frustrated they talk on the microphone talk on the microphone or you get spanked

okay now i'm going to announce if you don't talk on the microphone when you're talking you're going to get a whipping can i

ask about the mass murderers can i please can i

please i know i always say sign me up can you spank me oh wow

wow we are having some fun i bruise like a banana just so you know alright so we're going to talk some more

did he answer your question did he answer your question no yes all my questions i'll ask another

and another calm down blossom calm calm the dog just told me to calm down too

you should talk on a microphone but not to blow the microphone out i just feel excited i know

it was hearing brad right brad came for you and that was very exciting a little silence here

Wow, that's really sexy. Okay, so I'm ready for some fun, are you? I mean, no, we can go back to talking. But I would like to do Bonoboville Communion.

And I would like, well, I think, honey, honey should be our altar girl. Okay, so honey, what religion did you grow up with? Any? No.

No, agnostic or atheist or kind of hippie or agnostic. You can't, okay, you need to talk right into your microphones. You're as sweet as honey, a soft voice. All right, so since you didn't grow up with religion,

we're going to give you a little religion. Of course, our form of religion is quite irreverent. You could say, I am the irreverent Dr. Susan Block here. And yet, it does give us a certain, I don't know,

je ne sais quoi, meaning, feeling, upliftment. So it also involves drinking. This is actually a real drinking game. This is not a fake drinking game like Lion, Cry and Cavanaugh

came up with. We don't fake it. This is what we call Bonoboville Communion. Now, you all are familiar with, even if you didn't grow up

with it, Catholic Communion. That's where the priest does it with the altar boy. No, it's where you're supposed to, no, no, no, that was a bad joke.

It's a pleasure and sexiness in one little shot. It's amazing. Eat the wafer and drink the wine, and the wafer symbolizes the body of Christ,

and the wine symbolizes the blood, and the spirit, and a bunch of people drinking blood. Well, yeah, it's a little vampiric, right? It has nutrients, I guess, vampires.

Anyway, it's wine in the Catholic Church. Wine is Jesus' juice. But then there's the grape juice that they make you drink in the Pentecostal Church or whatever.

So, okay, so we have our own Bonoboville Communion where we have green blood. It's kind of alien blood of Agua. Agua, D. Bolivia, Cocoa Leaf Lecur.

It is herbal also. We have news drugs very responsibly. And we are inviting you to be our altar girl, and that is going to mean...

Because she's the cutest one. You want to be the altar girl? Oh, no, have you be the altar girl? I want you to be the altar girl too.

Next week I'll be the altar girl. No, no, no, right after her. Right after her. Okay, two altar girls.

So, okay, okay, no talking off the mic. Right. And don't talk. Okay, calm everybody calm.

I know it's like a party. This is exciting. But it's also a show, okay. That people are watching and...

We have to get our things under control. They don't want a lot of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay, so first thing is... Under control at all times.

Thank you, Max. Oh, thank you, Kevin, for saying that. So, we're going to, to the music of the kinkster. Okay, let's do that.

And this is by Carmina Formosa, inspired by the Belville Way. Hang on, hang on, I didn't finish. And we are going to have a striptease.

Oh yeah, look at this. Top, maybe one at the bottom. Maybe both, I don't know, whatever you like. I'm going to hold on to this.

And you're going to do a little striptease to prepare yourself to be the altar girl. You're going to move your feet. So, she has room.

Okay, fold your feet under you. And you are going to move into the center. We have some yeti pubes from Trump. But I think you can avoid them.

All right, here she is. Okay. Honey Dior. And now, the kinkster.

Oh, she's going to get in. I got to leave. Go honey, go. Whoa.

Oh, she just pours like sweet honey. I got to get out of here. Whoa. They call me freaky and they say I'm dirty.

Woo! Yeah. Oh my God, so perky. I like my loving to be toxic.

Got to have that kink. How about one? Can one of these come off? Off goes the bra.

Whoa, whoa. Woo! Take some and throw it in the sink. I'm just eating.

For Honey Dior. Little love church of Bonoboville. Oh, baby, yeah. Okay, so you are our altar girl.

And yes, the altar, in case you were wondering, is the boobs. Okay, that's the altar. And now, we are going to apply the sacred salt

to the altar if the recipient of Bonoboville Communion would like to lick the nipples. Would you like to lick them? Talking to the mic.

They look amazing. They look amazing. Can you give them a little lick? She does have an absolutely amazing price.

Can this, can you hear me? Can you hear me? I can't hear me, can you hear me? I think so, yeah.

Yeah, I can hear you. Lick her nipples? Sure, yes. It's okay?

Yes. No, I'm just making sure. Look at the look on her face. They look nice.

You better ask. Very nice. Okay, now we sprinkle on the sacred salt. Actually, that lick, now you have to lick them again.

Oh, the first lick is to make the salt stick. Alrighty. The first lick makes the salt stick. This is sex education.

Oh, yeah. It's finest. So, where's the microphone? Where's your mic?

Here's how it works. How did she do? She did good. Very good.

So now, she is going to get water-boarded Bonobo style. We don't do this like Gina Haspel because we're not CIA interrogators, but we call it water-boarding.

So now, you go right between your legs. Sit down. Oh, okay. Okay, you're going to have to move her bra here.

I was getting me so excited. Yeah. But you don't go that way, you go the other way. Oh, I know nothing.

Okay, let's move that and now open your legs a little and lean back. You know nothing, John. Now, but get back a little more.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Water-boarding. Okay. So, here you go.

Lean your head back. And now, we know we don't want to make you pee too much, so we're going to not give you very much. And open your mouth.

And, yeah, sunshine got water-boarded on the Dark Races of the Block Show. Woo-hoo. All right, so that's it,

except I have to say, turnabout is fair play. So will you be the altar girl now? Okay, okay. So, I'd like some more Kingster music, please.

The other music is off. Turn the other music off, please. Yes, you can take that off. All right.

And here we go. We have sunshine, Mick Wayne. Oh, yeah, baby. That's an industrial strength bra.

Oh, yeah. I like the cross. Woo-hoo. I love the natural hairy look, yeah.

Wow, look at she can do bosom ballet. Talent, talent, girl. Oh, yeah. We've got a bosom ballet.

Whoa. All right, then. Yeah, yeah, take those pans off. Yeah.

Woo-hoo. All right, then. Yeah, yeah, take those pans off. Yeah, girl.

Yeah. Let's hear it for sunshine. Okay, so now, nice boobs. Look at them.

Everybody's got nice boobs. They're natural, beautiful. Everybody. Wow.

No, I'm serious. We're in agreement. I mean, what do the guys think? You think those are nice boobs?

I think so. Yeah. Very nice boobs. I'm really impressed.

Okay, so now you give her boobs a lick, if you don't mind. Would you like? Oh, yeah, baby.

All right, and now we apply the sacred salt. I, as the high priestess of the Little Love Church of Bonoboville, am going to provide the sacred salt. Okay, one more lick on each.

Okay. Borocca, Tata, and Ayala. Hina, Melaka, Lombore, Pari, Habubis. That's a Hebrew prayer.

Amen. Amen. Right, okay. Now, you're going to get waterboarded,

and let's see, we'll use another glass. So, can you please sit right between her legs? This is going to be a beautiful tableau. My photographers.

Okay, we have two. Two amazing topless hotties doing Bonoboville Communion. I'm so excited. I can barely talk.

Okay. I am very excited. Okay, and let me just take this off, and you are going to lean back against her tummy.

Just lean right back. Very good. And open your mouth. And honey got waterboarded

on the Dr. Susan Block show. Woo-hoo! Wow. Oh, yeah.

Goodness, goodness. All right, now, I'm going to say you don't have to put your clothes back on, but if you want to, you can.

Go ahead. I'm just putting it out there that you don't have to, but it's okay if you do. All right, so that was great.

Can we have a hand for both of these girls? Okay. And now, does anybody else want to do Bonoboville Communion?

I can serve Communion, but I can't actually drink it. Well, would someone like to take it from the lovely and amazing Mother King?

Mother King. Would you like to take some Communion Blossom? I know you were looking for that. Yeah?

Or do you want another drink? Yeah, you shouldn't have another drink. You said not. Okay, and how about you?

How are you doing? I gave you a pretty hefty one there. Yeah, you want another one? No, yeah, okay.

So come on up here. Okay, so you go over there, and this mother tink is going to come over here. Okay, baby.

No more tentacles. No more tentacles. Well, you know, you could still play with tentacles. Everybody dressed.

Okay, so sit down here. And... Here, puppy, take the mic. Well, we already arranged.

I mean, you could take some, too. Don't you worry. But our lovely honey is going to take some. And, oh, well, we should have some music now.

Here we go. We have the lovely, complicated, dressed mother tink is undoing her complicated dress. All right, okay.

Yeah, undo, baby. Yeah, okay, take it off. How many bras do you have on? Wow, that's okay.

And nice panties, yeah. Take that dress off, girl. Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah.

Take it off. Take it off. Okay, one bra down and one to go. Two bra, two bra girl.

Yeah, we had a two panty girl and now we have a two bra girl. All right, beautiful. Another set of lovely boobies. And, wow, and two pairs panties also.

You know, these girls just like the strip. They have layers. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, show it off, girl.

Show off whatever you want. Show it all off. Yeah, okay. And now come sit here.

Okay, mm-hmm, yeah, mm-hmm. Okay, and you are right in front. Wait, you want to come here or there somewhere? You want to sit over there?

You're still right in front, darling. Go over there or over here. Okay, very good. Now, oh, look at those hard nipples.

Okay, where's the microphone? Here it is. There's the talking dog. They're not hard because it's cold.

They've been hard since I was 18 when I got them pierced. Since you were 18, I'm glad they started getting hard after you were of age. Well, I mean, they probably were hard sometimes before that, but they were hard perpetually since I was 18

because I got them pierced when I was 18. Yeah, they just don't have any jewelry on them right now. Okay, so I'll hold this and you can do your licks now, honey. Yeah, just give her a lick on those hard nipples.

This is what we call preparing the altar, actually. This is the technical part of that. Okay, hold your mic. How did she do for that?

It's the whole reason she came here. And so now, the high priestess will provide the salt of Christ. Or, I mean, the goddess or pan, I don't know. Bonobos.

Anyway, now you lick the salt. Okay, and are you ready for another one? I won't give you as big a one, just a little one. Okay, and now you sit right between her legs.

Are you ready? Right between her legs, yes. And can we move these big boots, please? Sit up there with the dog.

Okay, oh, he's barking. Okay, so let's pull the dog over here. Yeah, yeah, okay. And now lean back.

Beautiful. And now open up your mouth. That's what he said, right? And yes, here we go.

And honey got water-barred twice on the Dr. Susan Block Show. And honey is amazing. And so are all you gals. I mean, whoa, we love you.

I don't want to be prejudice against the boys. Do you want to do Bonoboville Communion? Or you don't have to? You do.

He's so excited. Okay. That's the whole reason I've been here. Okay, so do you want to be an altar?

Or do you want to be a recipient? You have to talk on the microphone. Are you going to get whacked? I gave you one warning.

A switch. A switch. Well, what do you want to do first? Do you want to be a recipient or do you want to be an altar boy?

Altar boy. Altar boy. Okay. So, wow.

All right then. And now who's going to be the recipient? Who's going to be the altar boy? I don't know.

He's going to be the altar boy. Who? He wants to be the altar boy. Come sit here.

Where is he? Let him choose. Let him choose. I don't want to let him.

Is that bad? No, the girl has to say yes. I don't think... I mean, if a girl greets...

Does he know what altar boy means and involves? Yeah, he just saw. Yeah, he saw it. Okay, I wasn't raised Catholic.

So he knows somebody's going to do something. Now, he knows this is not in the Catholic Church, so no priests are going to do anything to him. Here, come sit over here.

All right. Okay. No priests. Okay, so now, you've got a microphone here.

Hold the microphone. All right, so do I have a volunteer for doing the recipient? You see, this is the problem. Oh, you're going to do it.

Okay, great. So here she goes. I love a good volunteer. Yeah, take off your top.

Yeah, yeah. Uh-oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

All right, now you have to take off your top. Uh-oh. Yeah, yeah. He's taking off his top.

Okay. Okay. Or do we want to do it standing up, like with music and everything? Okay.

Is this going to take a while? He's got a lot of... He's got layers too. All these guys have layers.

All right, here he is. He's going to... Okay. All right.

Also natural. We got hair. Okay, so lick the altar. You volunteered.

I mean, what can I say? Yeah, okay. Okay. Just a little lick.

It doesn't have to be passionate unless you want it to be. Okay. And there we go. Okay.

And now we put the salt on. And now one more lick. All right. And how did she do?

Excellent. Excellent. All right. Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about. Okay. And now we're going to do the waterboarding just a little bit because otherwise she's going to peel over you.

Okay. He might like that. Okay. Now you lean back in his crotch.

Okay. Very good. And open your mouth. And yay.

Nice teeth. Yeah. Sunshine got waterboarded again on the Dr. Susan Block show. All right.

Very good. All right. Okay. So how was your waterboarding?

That was fun. Fantastic. I mean, actually you didn't get waterboarded. You got communion.

You are the altar boy. Yes. What religion did you grow up with? I went to a Lutheran church.

Oh, okay. I baptized Lutheran. Oh, okay. Are you still practicing?

Agnostic. Agnostic. Right. Right.

You told me that. So did they do any kind of communion? I don't know. Do Lutherans do communion?

Yeah. Yeah, they did. Oh, what did you do? Well, let's see.

Wine and hullabread. Hullabread? Well, there's a little Judaism and Lutheranism, I guess. All right.

And so how would you compare your Lutheran communion with your Bonoboville? Well, I certainly didn't get my nipples liked. No.

Well, it's an important process. It's an important difference that we have here. But otherwise it's very similar, right? In some regards.

In some regards. What regards? In some regards. How is it similar?

The people coming together. People coming together. That's what I'm talking about. Come on.

Come on. Just come. Woo-hoo. I like coming together.

Honestly, it's the best. And you know, I mean, it self loves September, but you can love yourself and love a bunch of other people too. And it's nothing new, you know.

People have been doing this for centuries. They've been fucking each other and crossing borders. I think longer than centuries, Max. I would say millennia.

Millennia. Many, many millennia. Yeah, many, many, many millennia. We have 12 inches, 12 hard minutes.

All right. 12 hard minutes. Whoa. Okay.

So let's see. What else do we want to do? We're going to have ecore come up. But maybe you should do your set.

Do your comedians. Oh, yeah. I want to do a set. Do your comedian thing.

Yeah, let's do that. Okay. Can I have this? Can I have this, please?

Okay. Okay. Standing on it. There's a little bit of, don't cry.

Oh. We did it so that would bend over. Can you get off the chair? Can you?

What's going on there? I'm whipping the butt in my face. Or can I have just have this seat? I just wanted the seat.

Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. No, it's fine either way.

It's fine. Okay. Oh, I just wanted her butt on this seat. Okay.

Is this part of the set? No, that is the set. What are you talking about? Comedia.

Erotica. This is the set. Got it. Got it.

All right. Turn the music down. We're now going to have some speaking. Speaking.

Speaking. Something high level. Are you drinking beer? Yeah.

The drink's so strong. What's it called? The Cosby? Oh.

By the way, I'm just going to say Cosby, I feel for you. Why are you in jail? And Kavanaugh might be on the Supreme Court. I don't know.

Even though he was wrong and should be punished, but I think he should just give all his money away to women's shelters. Wipe in an old man in jail. Okay.

Anyway, I said that. Now go. Hello. My name is Sunshine.

That means the world kind of does revolve around me. Yeah. Yeah. I used to be a stripper.

Normally I get a bunch of applause for that. Oh, yeah. Okay. But we already saw you stripped.

We applauded a lot. Exactly. I was going to be like, I don't know why. I mean, I'm not going to strip, right?

You still kind of are. Very good. Very good. No, I'm not going to strip anymore because I do have some morals.

Morals. Morals. But if you pay me, I can compromise them. We think stripping is boring.

That sounds good. It sounds very... So people are very confused when they find out that my name is Sunshine. They're always like, oh, wait, so Sunshine, that's not your real name, right?

That's just like a stage name. No, my mother gave me that name. Aw. She knew I was going to be an overachiever in life.

So, yeah, I just recently moved here from LA. From LA? It's really difficult. From LA?

Yeah, I just recently moved here to LA. Oh, to LA. Oh, sorry. Yeah, no, it's okay.

It's difficult finding housing, you know? Like, because every landlord, of course, is like, well, you need to show me proof of your source of income. Honestly, I thought you was going to say show me your pussy.

But anyway. It might have been easier than raising money. Maybe I'm not going to do these things. No, no, never.

A one-time charge of $3,500? Go for it. No problem. Yeah, so every potential landlord is like, you need to show me proof of your income.

And I'm like, well, I'm not going to Xerox my ass. So, yeah, lately people have been saying, why don't you go dance in Alaska? You make a lot of money. Yeah, right.

It's so cold. The strippers are like sticking to the poles. I love to run into other dancers outside of work. I don't say anything to them.

I always wait for them to come up and talk to me. But my response is the same. I just say, sorry, I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. As you can imagine, at my job, there's a lot of very rude customers when I was dancing.

Almost every day I say to some guy, I can see why you're still single. I don't have to be at work to say that. Yeah, so I also get customers that get really drunk and belligerent and they want to break shit. And I'm like, dude, didn't your mom ever teach you how to behave at the strip club?

Or at the Senate? Yeah, exactly. But it's like, you know, sometimes you got to talk to them like they're little kids because they are. I say, look, if you can't behave and follow the rules, okay,

the club's going to get angry and take your penis away from you. Wow. Yes. Yeah, if it's not for the rude customers, oh my God, the cheap customers.

Every day I have customers come in. They can't pay for a lap dance. They can't buy a drink. They can't even tip me on stage.

And then they're always like, so when do you get off? I ain't telling you whenever I masturbate. That's when I get off. Self love September.

Exactly. But you know, along with that, the cheapness, there's customers that are just like, they want to ask endless questions and like, how many stupid questions can I ask? Endless banter, blah, blah, blah, because they don't want to pay you any money.

The next customer that asked me, hey, what's your sign? I'm going to say dollar sign. Seriously, quit wasting my fucking time, dollar sign. It's not all bad though, you know.

I like being on stage. I like it when customers are like, whoa, nice ass. I'm like, thanks, I grew up myself during puberty. I used to wear my hair and pigtails on stage.

It gets the pedophiles ding-dongs hard. Sorry, it's not a joke, it just happened. I used to be blonde too, as you guys know. So like, when I would talk to customers, I'd just be like,

so, have you ever been with a fake blonde before? If they answer yes, I say, haven't we all? But if they answer no, I gently take them by the hand and I say, honey, somebody's lied to you.

But like, lately, the customers are so stupid. They're like, but you're a natural blonde? I'm like, yes, naturally from a box. So dating's hard when you're a dancer.

Because like, okay, you always are like, should I tell them? Should I not tell them? When should I tell them? What if he doesn't approve?

And then you have to tell yourself, okay, life is like a pack of hot dogs. There's always another wiener. I'm going to tell you about a customer I hate. He tries to get me to have sex with him.

And I'm like, nope, it's never going to happen. And he's like, I'll give you the best orgasm of your life. And he got so upset I laughed in his face. I was like, ha, ha, ha.

He said, why not? I was like, dude, I mean, I'm so good. I call out my own name. Okay, that's about all I have.

Yeah, let's hear it. Thanks for laughing at my joke. My self-esteem depends on it. See, like a double-headed dildo.

Everybody's happy. Yay. I have my automatic. I was thinking I should pass the mic.

Yeah, give it to not blossom. She has held back from speaking. I'm done now. We need to let her have a chance.

Okay, give it to honey there. So, let's see, how much time do we have? I think, I don't know, but we're going to find out very quickly. All we do is, how much time do we have?

And then somebody tells us, you got five minutes. Five minutes. Okay, so quickly, let's bring the Trumpis on for more punishment. And then we will have ecor the world.

Yeah, five minutes. Okay, so Trumpis, come on up here. We are, look at that pee-pee. Okay, so everybody that wants to get their Trumpocalypse therapy.

Don't let Trump fall on this thing. Hey, don't you grab her pussy. Don't you grab her pussy. Stop it.

Get down on your knees with that tiny little pee-pee. Penis. Yeti tubes. Oh, yeah.

Spank him. You're getting spanked by a guy. How do you like that? Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Spank him. This is for committing ecocide against the world.

You're giving us all asthma. Stop it. You should care about the future generations. Worst guy for the earth.

And of course, making a fool of America in front of the UN. And no, they were not laughing with you. They were laughing at you. Wham, wham, wham, wham, wham.

All right, that's enough of that. Go sit in the corner. Somebody should take charge of him. He should sit in the corner.

Move, just put him over there because we are now going to just put him over there. Just here, here, here, here. Not all the way over there. He should be seen.

Oh no, he's not going to be Trump anymore. We were going to have Trump sit in the corner for our finale. You're over running out of time. But we need to have somebody in charge of him because he is not safe.

We'll watch him. We'll watch him. We'll have cameras on. Okay, yeah, okay, she's got him.

All right, so brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, artists in exhibitionists, voyeurs and connoisseurs, put your hands together and welcome back. Bonoboville Rapmaster, ecor, the wolf.

And there he is. I think we got a couple of strippers here and dancers. What's up? Yeah, let's move this chair away.

Okay, let's move that. Come on, come on. We got some bad ladies in the building tonight. Everybody in the building.

Let me hear y'all say she bad. She bad. Okay, there's something like one guy in the building. She bad.

Because she bad, she bad, she bad, she bad. And she bad. Be some of that volume on the A. Oh yeah, baby.

Some of that volume A. Shout out to my bro. My big brother up in the building. Aristotle in the building.

Fiske University. Yeah, uh, yeah. Big battle in the building. Who shots TV?

She bad. She bad. Yeah, she bad. Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh. Look, look, look. Give me some of that volume now. Shout out to my bro.

Look, look, yeah. That girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Come on, honey. Yeah, that girl can go.

She got me watching, like, way stalking. But in the smooth way, she made me say, damn. Big like jam, ten times down. Piece added up.

Still a dollar to me. What up, though? Just to make my presence known. I'm a world off.

Roman, I'm in your zone. I'm blown by the way she move that thing. Shake that thing. Make it bang.

The whole room shake from the ass. Wait, damn. Maybe you got that pop. That's still the show.

Get low. Everybody on the floor. Dudes be taking it. Why she shaking it?

Back that thing up, like. She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang.

Look how she drop it up. Yeah, honey can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing.

Look how she move that thing. Look how she make it bang. Yeah, block something. Bang.

Everybody stop. And look at them pop. That thing. Bang.

Got them ready to spin some dope. Oh, yeah. We up in the noble. Uh-huh.

Yeah, they showing me love. Dub after dub. With a freaking lap pants. Clap hands with the man.

I don't even know. But this night the show, that deal. She ill. She said to keep your bills and strap on.

Hold on real tight to these thighs. I ride this drill. I'm in it for the whole night. So give it to me.

Let me have it. No static. Cause that's the one in the club. Write shit.

Yes, sir. I ain't lying. I'm fine. She kinda like that.

She bad. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it up.

Yeah, that girl can go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she move that thing.

Look how she make it bang. Yeah, that girl can go. Don't stop. Cause you got me turned by the way you.

Pop in the way you. Pop it got me. Hot so don't. Stop.

Go work that body. Work that body. Make sure you don't hurt nobody. Cause anybody watching you do your thing.

Shake that thing. Make it bang. Bang. Bang.

I'm so mesmerized. So hit my thighs. By the way, she shake that ass and thighs. Gave me a ride.

So I had to buy it. More round. She put it down. But she kept me up all night.

This chick. She bad. She the bomb. Yes, she dying.

Oh my. Look how she shake that thing. Look how she make it bang. Look how she drop it low.

Yeah. Honey can go. You'll be taking that. Why she shaking it back that thing up.

Come on. She bad. Look how she shake that thing. She bad.

Look how she make it bang. She bad. Look how she drop it low. She bad.

Yeah. Blast up and go. Come on. Look how she shake that thing.

She bad. Look how she make it bang. She bad. Honey can go.

Come on. Everybody say it. Yeah. She bad.

I can't hear y'all. Come on. She bad. I can't hear y'all.

She bad. She bad. What? She bad.

She bad. That's here for equaling the world. Give it up. Dr.

Susan. She bad. From Bonoboville. Oh baby.

My baby. My baby. Yeah. All right.

Bonobos. How much time do we have? We have one, two minutes? How many?

One. One. Okay. Well, we don't have much time except where do we find you?

Washington, DC. Okay. And I know we find Mother Tink on Twitter and we find you on Twitter. Facebook, Twitter.

Sunshine McWayne. Sunshine McWayne. Mother Tink and Honey. Honey Diora.

And of course Blossom. Green. And Icarre the Wolf. And who am I leaving out?

Oh, I'm leaving out you. Okay. We got Robert. Robert Stark.

And we have Matt Pegas. And I think we've got everybody including Fizzgig. And yeah. And of course the Trumpis with the Monkist.

You know, Mario Kart, Mushroom Dick, described by Story Mean Daniels. And of course, where's my fellow Yalee? All right.

Hopefully he will not be a Supreme Court justice. But, you know, if he is or if he's not, please, please vote. And you know, vote them out, them being the fucking Nazis, okay? And the corporateocracy.

And please, brothers and sisters, lovers and sinners, whatever you do. Make like bonobos, not baboons. Make love, not war. Make love to someone you love tonight.

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